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Dinner is almost ready, Hank.
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Turkey chili.
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It sounded so crazy,
I just had to try it.
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Well, I'm just gonna make
a quick call to my mom.
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I haven't checked in
since yesterday.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Greetings.
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My name is Prince Jabari.
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I live in Nigeria,
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and I need
to use your bank account
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for a short while.
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Hank? Is that you?
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No. It's Prince Jabari.
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Hank, if you need money,
I can send you a check.
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I just got adorable ones--
Covered bridges.
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Okay, Mom, it is me.
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I'm just trying to make sure
you're on your toes.
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There are people out there
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who would take advantage
of someone like you.
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You're sweet to worry, honey.
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Oh, I have news.
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I'm getting married.
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Really? Well, that's great.
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I've always liked Gary.
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Any man who eats that much
brisket can't be all bad.
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Oh, not to Gary.
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Gary and I broke up weeks ago.
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What? Why?
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He got paranoid, Hank.
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He was always snooping around.
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That's how he found out
about me and Chuck.
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What...? Who's Chuck?
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We met a couple of months ago.
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The wedding is next weekend.
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Hope you can make it, honey.
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Bye.
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Who's Chuck?!
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I don't understand
what the heck is going on here.
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How could my mother
be getting married?
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They just met.
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Probably got her in trouble.
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When you know, you know, Hank.
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But sometimes you're wrong.
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Well, I tell you what.
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I'm gonna give this Chuck
the once-over
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as soon as I get to Arizona.
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I wish I had someone
to look after me when I get old.
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Maybe I'll just get a cat.
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Although I hear
they eat you after you die.
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Lucky for you,
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the Japanese are
developing robots--
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Sexy robots
to care for the elderly.
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Thank God
for that tiny, perverted,
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technologically advanced nation.
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HANK:
Well, we made it.
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A road trip west that stops
before you hit California.
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Pretty good in my book.
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111 degrees?
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Phoenix can't really be
that hot, can it?
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Oh, my God, it's like
standing on the sun!
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This city should not exist.
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It is a monument
to man's arrogance.
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Well, that must be Chuck's car.
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You can learn a lot about a guy
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from what he has lying
on his seat.
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No time, Hank.
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We are moments away
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from sunstroke
and certain death.
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Go, go, go!
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I picked up another safety bar
for your bathroom, Mom.
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Last time I was here,
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I noticed a dead spot between
the shower and the toilet.
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I hardly think that's necessary.
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Well, you're gonna be living
in this condo a long time.
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I want to make sure
it's as safe as possible.
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Sounds like
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pretty good advice, Tilly.
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I'd listen to your son.
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Chuck Garrison.
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I'm the lucky guy who tricked
your mom into marrying me.
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Yeah.
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Aw, look at you two lovebirds.
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Ready to start what's left
of your lives together.
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You must be Peggy.
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And that would make you Bobby.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, he's smooth, all right.
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Come check out
my new air ionizer.
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It was endorsed
by Norman Schwarzkopf.
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So, Chuck, what, if anything,
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do you do for a living, Chuck?
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Well, I'm retired now,
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but I used to own a chain
of hardware stores.
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Used to, huh?
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Sounds like
there's a story there.
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No story.
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My son runs the business now.
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For a kid with only one thumb,
he's doing okay for himself.
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Grandma,
is this you parasailing?
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Yes.
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Chuck and I went to Mexico
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to celebrate his 70th birthday.
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Parasailing?
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Is that the kind
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of daredevil stuff
you're into, Chuck?
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Actually, it was Tilly's idea.
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(kettle whistling)
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The kettle's ready.
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I thought some tea
would take the chill off.
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None for me.
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I was thinking Chuck and I
could take a little drive.
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You know what I miss most
about the hardware game?
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The nails.
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Galvanized,
hand-cut, roofing.
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(laughs)
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We had a nail for every mood.
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Well, Chuck, I could spend
all day talking about nails--
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I have-- but I got
to ask you something.
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Why did you start dating my mom
when she was still with Gary?
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I feel terrible about that.
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I really do.
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But Tilly didn't tell me
about Gary
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until after they broke up.
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Feels like it's
cooling down a bit.
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Sure does.
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Have you ever been
indicted, Chuck?
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Look, Hank, I know
you just met me,
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but you have nothing
to worry about.
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I love your mom,
and I promise you,
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her happiness
is the most important thing
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in the world to me.
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(sighs)
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Well, that's good to hear.
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You know what
my favorite nail is, Chuck?
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The three-penny,
fluted stainless steel.
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I don't know why.
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I don't know.
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("Wedding March" plays)
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If this were a Hugh Grant movie,
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this is the moment
when he would run in.
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If this were a
Julia Roberts movie,
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this is the moment
when she would run out.
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Welcome.
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We are here today
to witness and bless
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Matilda and Charles'
union of marriage.
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Do you give this woman
to be married to this man?
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I, uh...
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Uh, well...
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Uh...
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yes, I do.
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MAN:
Congratulations, you two.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Ooh, they're expecting
thunderstorms in Phoenix.
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Hank, call your mom
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and remind her not
to use the phone.
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Well, luckily, Chuck is around
to take care of my mom now.
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I can stop worrying so much
and just relax.
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(loud truck horn honks)
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What the heck?!
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(horn toots twice)
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Mom, Dad,
there's a spaceship outside!
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Is that Mom?
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We sold our condos, Hank.
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We're going
to spend our golden years
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zigzagging across the country!
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(whoops)
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Yup.
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Mm-hmm.
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(whirring, wood cracking)
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(sighs)
Yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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What's going on?
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You can't live in a trailer park
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so you bring trailer park
to you?
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I dislike this RV
as much as you do, Kahn,
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but it is my mom's.
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Ah, the portrait
completes itself.
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Granny rocking away
in the driveway
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tapping her toes to the fiddle
and setting a spell.
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Why you hate me? Why?
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Dang it, I never should've
trusted that Chuck.
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I take my eye off the ball
one time,
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and now my mom's living
in a house
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that could get T-boned
on the freeway.
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I've often fantasized
about the RV lifestyle.
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You live in a town
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until people grow tired
of your anecdotes.
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Then you pull out the chocks
and drive off.
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At least the condo was safe
and stationary.
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Who knows what kind of
terrible things can happen
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to her on the open road?
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You're right to be scared, Hank.
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RVs are a one-way ticket
to meth addiction
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and KOA sites
where the law has no meaning.
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Tilly is about to enter a world
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that she cannot change,
but will change her.
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Welcome to our home.
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Would you like the grand tour?
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Not so grand.
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This place makes my old
one-bedroom condo look
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like the Hearst Castle.
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(whispers):
Not here. Not now.
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Well, I think
it's surprisingly spacious.
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In fact, now that
it's fully expanded,
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our driveway
is completely unusable.
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(imitates engine revving)
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This thing's got everything.
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Look-- a camera so you can see
what's behind you.
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(gasps)
Oh! (bell dings)
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Dinner's ready, everyone!
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Chuck, would you please
say grace?
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Sure thing.
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Thank you, God, for your bounty,
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which we are about to enjoy.
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And for protecting me
and the other motorists
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from my wife's erratic driving.
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This RV is clearly
too much car for her.
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We were all over the road.
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Amen.
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TILLY:
Message received.
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Potatoes, Mr. Slowpoke?
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I'd love some potatoes.
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(whispering):
We need an excuse to leave.
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Blame computers.
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Old people do not
understand computers.
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I'm a defensive driver.
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You should try it sometime.
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I like getting out
of first gear.
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You should try that sometime.
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Yup. Potatoes.
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This thing doesn't exactly
stop on a dime, Tilly.
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Wow, look at that.
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You're showing some emotion.
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I thought I'd married
a piece of driftwood.
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Emotion?
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Is that what led you
to flip off that trucker?
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He chased us through two mesas.
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So, is this a foot
or a table I'm touching?
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I'm kicking it right now.
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Foot?
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Table?
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Must be table.
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TILLY: Chuck, it has
been two weeks.
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Admit it:
you need a prescription!
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CHUCK: Not everyone's
libido is the same!
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I'm thinking about getting
a mesh screen for my gutters.
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Where do you guys fall on that?
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Hank, shh, shh, shh!
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I can't hear the fight
over your annoying small talk.
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TILLY:
Well, now we can drive
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to Hearst Castle.
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Are you kidding?
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The Exxon Valdez here only
gets three feet per gallon.
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We'll be lucky to make it
to the nearest White Castle.
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This is what happens
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when you base a relationship
on fiery passion.
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I've heard.
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Forget it!
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I'm going for a walk.
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I was going to suggest
a flying leap!
264
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,815
(sighs)
265
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,691
All right,
this has gone too far.
266
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,659
I got to do something.
267
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,781
Sorry you had to see that, Hank.
(sighs)
268
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,828
Look, Chuck,
269
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,826
I've kept my powder dry
up until now,
270
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,828
but I gotta tell you something.
271
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,456
I think this RV was a mistake.
272
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,129
The perm I got in the '70s
was a mistake.
273
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,173
This was a disaster.
274
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,797
So, this wasn't your idea?
275
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,423
No, it was your mother's.
276
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,470
Personally,
277
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,808
I prefer living in something
278
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,474
that doesn't require me
to do a lot of quick math
279
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,221
when I'm approaching
a low bridge.
280
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,815
Mom never mentioned
wanting an RV.
281
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,686
Your mom has something
of a wild streak, Hank.
282
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,687
It's part of why I fell for her.
283
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,734
The parasailing,
284
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,741
midnight swims
at the condo, UGGs.
285
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,325
I just wish Tilly and I
could get our old life back.
286
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,288
Huh.
287
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,248
Maybe you can.
288
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,207
I put out some feelers
at Strickland
289
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,047
and I think I've lined
up a buyer for the RV.
290
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,416
It always amazes me
291
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,964
what a well-placed flier
can accomplish.
292
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,802
And I picked up some information
293
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,546
about local condos for seniors.
294
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,225
Every unit has a spa tub.
295
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,219
Maybe that'll help
convince Tilly.
296
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,098
Convince me of what?
297
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,814
Well, um...
298
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,479
we've been talking, Mom.
299
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,818
We think it's best
300
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,733
if you and Chuck move
into another condo.
301
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,776
What?
302
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,400
What about the RV?
303
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,777
Well, you'd, uh, sell that.
304
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,370
I can take care of everything.
305
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,990
And you decided all of this
behind my back?
306
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,833
I'm sure the RV seemed
like a good idea,
307
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,452
but it's too dangerous.
308
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,749
Absolutely.
309
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,840
Most accidental deaths
occur either on the road
310
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,333
or in the bathroom.
311
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,801
Now you've combined the two.
312
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,928
It is a recipe for disaster.
313
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,843
And you're a part of this?
314
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,260
I think it's for the best.
315
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,679
Well, I don't.
316
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,801
And I'll thank you all
317
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,145
to keep your noses
out of my business.
318
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,106
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to my RV.
319
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,272
Wait, Tilly.
320
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,270
Honey...
321
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,820
Your pajamas and your weird
pillow will be on the lawn.
322
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,785
It's not weird.
It's memory foam!
323
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,825
Morning there, Chuck.
324
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,827
Hope you don't mind.
I'm making some eggs.
325
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,579
I haven't known your mom long,
326
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,832
but I know she can't stay mad
when she's eating poached eggs.
327
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,459
Toast points.
328
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,052
You are pitching some woo,
Chuck Garrison.
329
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,843
I feel bad about last night.
330
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,262
I just want to put this nonsense
behind us.
331
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,260
(Kahn screaming)
332
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,557
What the heck?
333
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,775
She's gone.
334
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,314
(grunts)
335
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,397
(truck horn honking)
336
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,276
Jackass.
337
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,791
Uh, no, officer, my mom
isn't technically a runaway,
338
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,786
but I still think the Amber
Alert is the way to go here.
339
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,001
Well, it's a dumb policy.
340
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,795
The woman is crazy.
341
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,383
She could be anywhere by now.
342
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,797
I demand recompense!
343
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,797
Stupid RV run over
my container herb garden.
344
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,265
Where I get mint
for mojitos now?
345
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,259
I don't have time for this,
Kahn.
346
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,806
My mom's gone missing.
347
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:05,803
Ah!
348
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,020
This is exactly
349
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,061
why I had a chip put in Nancy.
350
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,809
I'm worried about her out there.
351
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,812
She thinks cruise control
is like autopilot.
352
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,064
She tried to make a cup
of coffee, Hank.
353
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,317
I'm going to try
calling her again.
354
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,284
(ringing)
355
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,663
I'll have a tuna melt
356
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,406
and some strawberry rhubarb pie.
357
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,453
Ooh!
358
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,543
But bring the pie first.
359
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,831
I like you.
360
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,545
You're a hot ticket.
361
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,541
If you're heading out to see
the wildflowers off Route 9,
362
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,542
make sure you have
four-wheel drive.
363
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,759
The access road is bumpy.
364
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:38,920
Oh, yes.
365
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,547
I've got four wheels.
366
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,672
(laughs)
367
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,471
Hot ticket.
368
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,810
Tilly talked about going
369
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,806
to the Mark Twain Festival
in Sulphur Springs.
370
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,807
Maybe we should head
in that direction.
371
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:51,808
Good idea.
372
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,810
I just hope we find her
before we get there.
373
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,814
I do not want to get involved
in that traffic.
374
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,815
Hey, dang ol',
let's get going, man.
375
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,817
You guys don't have to come.
376
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,160
Of course we're coming.
377
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,824
We're the Three Amigos!
378
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,821
And Bill.
379
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,290
And Chuck, is it?
380
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,828
Dad...
381
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,123
can I help look
for Grandma, too?
382
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,087
Tomorrow is garbage day, Bobby.
383
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,706
I need you here.
384
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,021
Hot dog!
385
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,101
Maybe Tilly stopped in here.
386
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,819
She said something
about this place
387
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,734
having the best pies
in east Texas.
388
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,739
Mmm, check it out.
389
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,778
A couple of birds
390
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,697
waiting to be plucked
from a tree.
391
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,115
Mm-hmm,
yeah, man,
392
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,705
talking 'bout dang ol'
low-hangin' fruit, man.
393
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,165
This'll be fun to watch--
394
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,831
Just like an '80s
spring break movie.
395
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,749
Which one is going
to fall in love
396
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,793
before they find out
she's a prostitute?
397
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,837
Excuse me.
398
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,382
We're looking for a woman
around 70.
399
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,970
Probably paid with a check.
400
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,805
Had her own teabag.
401
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,174
I remember her.
402
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,176
She was a real live wire.
403
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,974
Mmm, no, wait.
404
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,562
She was a hot ticket.
405
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,056
The live Wire's still here.
406
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,477
She went to check out
407
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,772
the bluebonnets in the ravine
off Route 9.
408
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,814
What?!
409
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,528
She can't take an RV down there!
410
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,567
Ugh, dang it.
411
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,190
We gotta hurry.
412
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,817
You like pie?
413
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,113
I like pie.
414
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,656
HANK:
Let's go, guys.
415
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,826
Hey, man, I'm sorry, man,
but dang ol' hit the road.
416
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823
Go on without us, man.
417
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,665
What?!
418
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,829
Sorry, Hank.
419
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,169
You knew our attention spans
when you invited us.
420
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,834
You invited yourselves.
421
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,081
Who remembers?
422
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,708
In fact, I forgot
where we were even going.
423
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,210
(sighs)
424
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,508
ANNOUNCER (over radio): ...dumping
inches of rain into the east valley.
425
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,805
Flash flood alerts for...
426
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,768
♪ ♪
427
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,809
The map shows this road
as a yellow dotted line.
428
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,687
Dang it, RVs should stay
on the solid lines.
429
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,812
That's nothin'.
430
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,109
On the way to your place,
431
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,109
she dumped the RV's septic
over a bridge.
432
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,736
The people on the ferry
were not happy.
433
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,831
Mom has made some questionable
decisions over the years.
434
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,039
I tell you what.
435
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,831
You know, she spent a summer
unwittingly spying
436
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,828
(thunder rumbling)
for the Chinese.
437
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,832
Looks like there's a storm
up in the hills.
438
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,458
Yeah,
439
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,836
and all that water is going
to drain through the ravine.
440
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,463
Ah, Mom could get caught
in a flash flood.
441
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,965
We gotta take a shortcut.
442
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,774
(camera shutter clicking)
443
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,570
Ugh, got-dang it!
444
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,455
(thunder crashing)
445
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,877
Okay, give her some gas
and hit the winch.
446
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,262
Nice and steady.
447
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,301
You got it!
448
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,264
(gasps)
449
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,802
Ugh, we gotta find
something heavier
450
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,645
(horn honking)
to connect the cable to.
451
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,807
You boys need some help?
452
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,525
Tilly!
Mom!
453
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,564
You're okay.
454
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,813
What are you two doing out here?
455
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,029
We came to save you.
456
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,069
I'm fine.
457
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,816
But I think a storm is coming.
458
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,739
My knee is acting up.
459
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,157
We need to get out of here.
460
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,781
Chuck, hook the cable
to the back of the RV.
461
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,828
Mom, I need you to pull us out.
462
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,791
Okay.
463
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,253
Go for it, Mom!
464
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,803
Well, that was something.
465
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,802
This is what I was
talking about, Mom.
466
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,803
The road is a dangerous place.
467
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,646
It's too easy
for someone like you
468
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,107
to get into trouble out here.
469
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,725
I wasn't in trouble.
470
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,111
You two boys are the ones
who got yourselves stuck.
471
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,150
I saved you.
472
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,524
Well, uh, sure, this time.
473
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,776
But you're going to get into
trouble out here eventually.
474
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,741
I know you think
I'm an old lady, Hank.
475
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,785
But I'm as sharp as I ever was.
476
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,541
I don't worry about you
because you're old.
477
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,535
I worry about you because...
478
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,832
because you're an idiot.
479
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,750
What?
480
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,840
You make stupid decisions, Mom.
481
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,128
You married Cotton.
482
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,923
You started dating Chuck
before you broke up with Gary.
483
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,968
You sent your gold
to some guy on TV.
484
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,010
I'm sick of it.
485
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,805
Have you always felt this way?
486
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:41,227
Well, just maybe for the past
30 years or so.
487
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,815
Huh.
488
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,024
You know what?
489
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,233
Maybe you're right.
490
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,728
Maybe I am an idiot.
491
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,819
Who cares?
492
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,109
I do.
493
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,699
When you make a mistake,
I have to pick up the pieces.
494
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,238
No, you don't.
495
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,407
I want to live
on my own terms, Hank.
496
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,622
I want to have fun while I can.
497
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,661
Let the pieces fall
where they may.
498
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,250
Some things will work out well.
499
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,289
Some won't.
500
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,254
At least it won't be boring.
501
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,668
Well, what's boring
502
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:10,510
about living a sensible life
near emergency services?
503
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,386
Can you try talking
some sense into her?
504
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,974
The only thing I want, Hank,
505
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,641
is to jump back in that RV,
if your mom'll have me.
506
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,771
We can be at the Mark Twain
Festival by sunrise.
507
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,813
Don't worry, Hank.
508
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,235
I'll be okay.
509
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,664
I'll do my best to look
after her, Hank.
510
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,828
Thanks, Chuck.
511
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,078
You know, uh, Mom has made
a lot of mistakes,
512
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,796
but, uh, you're not one of them.
513
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,847
Wait, no, no!
514
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,806
My-my truck!
515
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,767
(sighs)
Idiots.
516
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,723
(sighs)
517
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,892
KAHN: No, no, no, no, no!
Why you hate me?
518
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:56,500
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