1 00:00:03,168 --> 00:00:04,618 Eve just called. 2 00:00:04,653 --> 00:00:07,153 She and Kristin will be here any minute. 3 00:00:07,189 --> 00:00:08,638 Crap. 4 00:00:08,657 --> 00:00:12,158 Wh-What'd you think the banner was for, Kyle? 5 00:00:12,194 --> 00:00:14,861 Uh, no, no. 6 00:00:14,913 --> 00:00:17,831 I'm-I'm trying to DVR my favorite show, but it's not on. 7 00:00:17,866 --> 00:00:20,250 Oh, well, maybe it got canceled. 8 00:00:21,503 --> 00:00:24,838 You know, the TV business can be a heartless bastard. 9 00:00:25,841 --> 00:00:28,008 Canceled? Why would they cancel 10 00:00:28,043 --> 00:00:30,660 a popular show that everybody loves? 11 00:00:32,431 --> 00:00:34,548 Maybe they're a bunch of idiots. 12 00:00:39,388 --> 00:00:42,055 - Just try another channel. - Oh, Mike. 13 00:00:42,107 --> 00:00:44,173 They don't just take a show off one network 14 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:46,349 and put it on a different network. 15 00:00:47,145 --> 00:00:48,778 Hey, there it is. 16 00:00:48,814 --> 00:00:51,197 - You were right, Mr. B. - Oh. 17 00:00:59,658 --> 00:01:02,660 Am I wrong or is it, like, way better on this network? 18 00:01:03,712 --> 00:01:06,696 Way better. Way better. I'll be damned. 19 00:01:06,715 --> 00:01:08,131 I've never heard of this happening before. 20 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:09,749 Well, it's pretty rare. 21 00:01:09,801 --> 00:01:13,970 Show must have a lot of loyal, kick-ass fans, huh? 22 00:01:14,006 --> 00:01:16,423 Mandy, honey, where are you? They're here. 23 00:01:16,475 --> 00:01:18,224 Hey. 24 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:19,759 Uh, just a heads-up. 25 00:01:19,811 --> 00:01:21,711 - Mandy's kind of mad at me right now. - Yeah? 26 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:23,597 Well, she changed something about herself, 27 00:01:23,649 --> 00:01:26,766 and I can't figure out what. 28 00:01:26,818 --> 00:01:28,338 Marriage is kind of like karate, right? 29 00:01:28,353 --> 00:01:29,719 You're new at it. You're, like, a white belt. 30 00:01:29,738 --> 00:01:31,071 Me, I'm a black belt. 31 00:01:31,106 --> 00:01:34,240 So welcome to my dojo, huh? 32 00:01:34,276 --> 00:01:39,228 Mom, Mom. This is really weird, but I got lost upstairs. 33 00:01:39,247 --> 00:01:40,997 Mandy. 34 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:43,667 I like it. 35 00:01:46,038 --> 00:01:48,838 She looks exactly the same. 36 00:01:51,293 --> 00:01:53,343 - Oh, my baby's home. - Hi. 37 00:01:53,378 --> 00:01:54,911 Oh! 38 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:57,297 Oh, my dignified academy cadet. 39 00:01:57,349 --> 00:01:59,749 Oh, I missed my mommy. 40 00:01:59,768 --> 00:02:00,800 Hey, sis. 41 00:02:00,852 --> 00:02:03,353 Whoa, Mandy! 42 00:02:03,388 --> 00:02:06,923 I love it. 43 00:02:06,942 --> 00:02:09,258 You guys are so sweet. 44 00:02:09,277 --> 00:02:11,427 Oh, Dad. 45 00:02:11,446 --> 00:02:13,429 Dad, Dad, Dad. You haven't changed a bit. 46 00:02:13,448 --> 00:02:14,781 Well, that's the good thing about me. 47 00:02:14,816 --> 00:02:18,985 No matter how long you haven't seen me, I'm still the same old guy. 48 00:02:20,989 --> 00:02:22,989 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 49 00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:30,046 - Uh-oh, military's here. - Oh. 50 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:31,614 But don't worry, Chuck, she's on our side. 51 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:32,949 Eve! 52 00:02:32,968 --> 00:02:35,301 Or should I say... cadet. 53 00:02:35,337 --> 00:02:37,671 At ease, jarhead. 54 00:02:37,723 --> 00:02:40,390 - There she is. There she is. - Ed. 55 00:02:40,425 --> 00:02:42,225 The best thing that'll happen to the Air Force. 56 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,794 Well, next to those things that keep the geese out of the engines. 57 00:02:44,813 --> 00:02:47,180 Good to see you back, kiddo. 58 00:02:47,232 --> 00:02:49,298 Now you'll be able to relax a bit, huh? 59 00:02:49,317 --> 00:02:51,685 Oh, she's a cadet at the Air Force Academy. 60 00:02:51,737 --> 00:02:53,353 She's not gonna relax, right, Eve? 61 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:55,805 Well, last night I slept in my footie pajamas, so... 62 00:02:55,824 --> 00:03:00,660 Hey, Chuck, I need some help with my computer. It's frozen. 63 00:03:00,696 --> 00:03:02,662 Uh, you could try command-alt-delete. 64 00:03:02,698 --> 00:03:04,914 Or command-Chuck-do-it. 65 00:03:07,119 --> 00:03:08,484 Hey, Baxters. 66 00:03:08,503 --> 00:03:10,820 - Hey, Baxter. - I wanted to get Boyd 67 00:03:10,839 --> 00:03:12,505 and finish his birdhouse. Where is he? 68 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:13,990 Uh, he's at home with his father. 69 00:03:14,009 --> 00:03:15,875 - Mr. Sunshine. - Ooh. 70 00:03:15,927 --> 00:03:17,427 I haven't seen Ryan in a while. 71 00:03:17,462 --> 00:03:19,495 How's he adapting to the new and improved America? 72 00:03:19,514 --> 00:03:23,666 Watches TV all day, and he screams into a pillow. 73 00:03:23,685 --> 00:03:25,835 You know, I get it. People see me in uniform 74 00:03:25,854 --> 00:03:27,503 and assume I want to hear their hot take 75 00:03:27,522 --> 00:03:29,105 on what America really needs. 76 00:03:29,141 --> 00:03:32,726 I do not. 77 00:03:32,778 --> 00:03:34,694 Hey, I told you I'd spring for that fancy dinner later 78 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:37,113 at Outdoor Man Grill. Be hungry. 79 00:03:37,149 --> 00:03:38,848 I was born hungry. 80 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:42,368 Well, I've eaten since then, but I'll be hungry again. 81 00:03:42,404 --> 00:03:44,237 - Want to join us? - Uh, no. 82 00:03:44,289 --> 00:03:45,905 I'm gonna grab Boyd and bring him back here. 83 00:03:45,957 --> 00:03:49,909 And since Ryan'll be there, I'll stop by and pick up a nice bottle of gloat. 84 00:03:54,299 --> 00:03:55,465 Yo. 85 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,549 - Hey. - Hey, Boyd. 86 00:03:56,585 --> 00:03:57,634 You ready to go? 87 00:03:57,669 --> 00:03:59,803 Uh, Dad's still making me dinner. 88 00:03:59,838 --> 00:04:01,921 Did the part come in for the dirt bike? 89 00:04:01,973 --> 00:04:03,256 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 90 00:04:03,308 --> 00:04:06,392 I think you mean "birdhouse." 91 00:04:06,428 --> 00:04:10,764 And yes, the part for the 65cc birdhouse came in. 92 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:13,600 - Hey, Ryan. - Hey. 93 00:04:13,652 --> 00:04:16,219 Uh, Boyd, dinner's in the kitchen. Fried chicken. 94 00:04:16,238 --> 00:04:18,221 You fried a chicken? 95 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,156 Yeah. 96 00:04:20,192 --> 00:04:23,919 I get to eat an animal, and it's not even Christmas. 97 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:24,744 Wow. 98 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,412 I don't get it. 99 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:29,065 Why eat healthy? Whole country's going to hell. 100 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:30,950 Oh, God, you are in deep. 101 00:04:31,002 --> 00:04:34,587 What happened to that whole thing about, "chickens are people, too"? 102 00:04:34,623 --> 00:04:37,340 Don't start with me right now, okay? I'm not in the mood. 103 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,742 You don't have to be in the mood. Just listen. 104 00:04:39,761 --> 00:04:42,912 Or we can watch TV. 105 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:45,581 I mean, how can you not watch TV when the whole world is going nuts? 106 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,634 See? Look, another breaking news alert. 107 00:04:47,686 --> 00:04:54,357 It's almost like they're deliberately forcing us to stay glued to our TVs. 108 00:04:54,392 --> 00:04:58,645 I mean, how is it that one person can create such a mess? 109 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:03,266 Well, a lot of people didn't like the last eight years. 110 00:05:03,285 --> 00:05:06,319 Okay, but at least your bad guy was a good guy. 111 00:05:06,371 --> 00:05:10,156 And more importantly, he was attractive. 112 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:13,660 It's always the pretty people that cause the trouble. 113 00:05:13,712 --> 00:05:15,545 Are you enjoying making fun of me? 114 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:17,213 Yes, I am, as a matter of fact. 115 00:05:17,249 --> 00:05:20,834 Come on, listen. Politicians, politics always change. 116 00:05:20,886 --> 00:05:22,135 Sometimes it's my guys. 117 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:25,288 - Sometimes it's your morons. - Okay. 118 00:05:25,307 --> 00:05:27,173 But it is way worse now, and this is the world 119 00:05:27,225 --> 00:05:29,058 that my son is gonna have to grow up in. 120 00:05:29,094 --> 00:05:31,060 Not if you keep giving him fried chicken. 121 00:05:31,096 --> 00:05:33,513 - Please don't block the TV, Mike. - Just... 122 00:05:33,565 --> 00:05:34,964 Come on, come on, come on. 123 00:05:34,983 --> 00:05:36,482 I have daughter and a grandson that need you 124 00:05:36,518 --> 00:05:38,234 to think less about this and more about them. 125 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:39,635 - I think about them all the time. - No, you don't. 126 00:05:39,654 --> 00:05:40,305 All you do is sit in... 127 00:05:40,336 --> 00:05:41,154 Yes, I do, which is what 128 00:05:41,189 --> 00:05:43,356 drives me crazy, because there's nothing I can do about it. 129 00:05:43,408 --> 00:05:44,858 'Cause you can't change the world. 130 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,409 But there are certain small things you can do 131 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:48,404 to control your own life, like this. Give me this. 132 00:05:48,413 --> 00:05:50,914 Watch this. Look, watch. Oh! 133 00:05:53,919 --> 00:05:56,753 This is weird. I can still hear it in my head. 134 00:05:56,788 --> 00:05:59,505 Give yourself a break. Go somewhere. 135 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:01,758 There's a march on Saturday. 136 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:04,427 How about something relaxing? 137 00:06:04,462 --> 00:06:06,162 Protest yoga. 138 00:06:06,181 --> 00:06:09,849 I wasn't aware they had such a thing, but that's... 139 00:06:09,885 --> 00:06:12,302 Th-That sounds great. 140 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:16,672 - Hey, honey. - Hey, baby. 141 00:06:16,691 --> 00:06:18,524 I made your favorite breakfast. 142 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,194 Ooh, spinach frittata and roasted tomatoes? 143 00:06:23,231 --> 00:06:27,450 No, I think actually I made my favorite breakfast. 144 00:06:27,485 --> 00:06:29,702 A pan of ham, man. 145 00:06:29,738 --> 00:06:31,738 Well, hide that. 146 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:34,457 Ryan just pulled up, and I don't want him to get scared away. 147 00:06:34,492 --> 00:06:36,525 You know, we hardly see him anymore. 148 00:06:36,544 --> 00:06:38,027 - You know, I actually think I fixed that. - Yeah? 149 00:06:38,046 --> 00:06:41,247 I went over there and gave him a Mike Baxter inspirational speech. 150 00:06:41,299 --> 00:06:42,582 I think we're all good. 151 00:06:42,634 --> 00:06:46,085 I'm kind of like Gandhi but better 'cause I bring ham. 152 00:06:47,305 --> 00:06:49,138 - Knock, knock. - Hey. 153 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:51,424 Hey. I come bearing homemade gifts. 154 00:06:51,476 --> 00:06:53,226 Those are the best kind. 155 00:06:53,261 --> 00:06:58,381 Which is why you can never find a parking place at House of Felt. 156 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,234 As a thank-you, Mike, for talking me out of my funk, 157 00:07:01,269 --> 00:07:04,988 I brought some fresh jars of my homemade elderberry jam. 158 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:07,490 Hey. 159 00:07:07,525 --> 00:07:11,244 Not necessary. Or wanted. 160 00:07:11,279 --> 00:07:13,562 Oh, Mike. But he's berry glad 161 00:07:13,581 --> 00:07:16,249 for help from his elder. 162 00:07:16,284 --> 00:07:18,567 Making it worse, honey. 163 00:07:18,586 --> 00:07:19,786 Oh. 164 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:21,004 How are you doing? 165 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:22,405 Uh, I'm good. 166 00:07:22,424 --> 00:07:26,085 Actually, you made me realize that it's time to get serious 167 00:07:26,116 --> 00:07:29,838 and to stop being a victim and take some control of my life. 168 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:31,798 Just needed a little push. 169 00:07:32,884 --> 00:07:35,685 So I'm moving the family to Canada. 170 00:07:37,472 --> 00:07:39,255 You're moving to Canada? 171 00:07:39,274 --> 00:07:42,976 Look, I know it's kind of sudden, but please try not to overreact. 172 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:46,145 You're ripping my grandbaby from my arms. 173 00:07:47,148 --> 00:07:49,432 So there's a "no." 174 00:07:49,451 --> 00:07:51,701 I'm a "no." What does Kris think? 175 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:53,453 She's mulling it over. 176 00:07:53,488 --> 00:07:55,204 Kind of loudly. 177 00:07:56,906 --> 00:07:58,346 So there's three "no's." And I'm sure 178 00:07:58,376 --> 00:08:00,960 Canada's not all that happy about it. 179 00:08:00,996 --> 00:08:02,879 Look, I know that it's big news, 180 00:08:02,914 --> 00:08:05,088 but I'm not actually asking for your permission. 181 00:08:05,119 --> 00:08:05,828 Wha...? 182 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,803 But... what are we gonna do, Mike? 183 00:08:10,839 --> 00:08:12,672 Not gonna do anything about it. 184 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:15,141 A lot of people say they're moving to Canada. 185 00:08:15,176 --> 00:08:17,810 They never move. 186 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:23,850 He's Canadian! 187 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,920 Ryan can't take Boyd to Canada. 188 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:33,627 They'll be separated at the border. 189 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,795 Mandy, Dad and I need to talk, so... 190 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,964 Well, you should do it now. 191 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:40,634 You're together. 192 00:08:42,638 --> 00:08:44,087 Get out. 193 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,356 Okay. 194 00:08:46,391 --> 00:08:48,091 What's going on in there? 195 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,310 It is a private discussion. 196 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:52,312 And? 197 00:08:52,364 --> 00:08:55,031 Ryan wants to move the family to Canada. 198 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,285 Oh, Canada the country? 199 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,771 Wow, typical Ryan. Loses the election 200 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:03,456 and whines his way all the way back 201 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:06,293 to his poutine-loving safe space. 202 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:07,808 Actually, lots of people aren't happy 203 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:10,163 with this administration's social policies. 204 00:09:10,215 --> 00:09:13,300 Whoa. Since when did you get all woke? 205 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,552 Until last year you thought the Presidential Seal 206 00:09:15,587 --> 00:09:17,387 was an actual seal. 207 00:09:17,422 --> 00:09:20,290 Hey, I didn't ask to be socially aware. 208 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:23,626 The news has seeped into all my social media platforms... 209 00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:26,963 Twitter, Instagram, Peepers, Flom-Flom... 210 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:30,066 All right, look, I swore an oath to defend this nation, 211 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:33,320 and if Ryan is so unhappy here, I say good riddance. 212 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,238 - Eve has a point. - Just because someone's unhappy 213 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,640 with how things are doesn't mean they're not patriotic. 214 00:09:37,659 --> 00:09:40,643 Our forefathers... or maybe there were five... 215 00:09:40,662 --> 00:09:43,479 anyway, they all wanted us to express our opinions. 216 00:09:43,498 --> 00:09:45,315 - That's true. - And I'll express my opinion. 217 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,750 The election's over, my friend. 218 00:09:46,785 --> 00:09:50,203 Which election, the popular vote or the electric college? 219 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:52,255 - Wow. - You know, they say 220 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,386 there's two sides to every argument. 221 00:09:53,417 --> 00:09:53,917 Yeah. 222 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,992 But you're my husband, so you're on my side, right, babe? 223 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:57,761 - Actually, I... - Oh! Ha! 224 00:09:57,796 --> 00:09:59,763 - He agrees with me. - No, he agrees with me. 225 00:09:59,798 --> 00:10:02,015 - No, with me. - Can't I just be in the middle? 226 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,934 - There is no middle anymore! - There's no middle anymore, Kyle! 227 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:06,049 Guys, guys, you got to stop arguing about this stuff. 228 00:10:06,054 --> 00:10:07,854 Y-You're so loud we can't even argue. 229 00:10:07,889 --> 00:10:09,356 She's being a right-wing idiot. 230 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,558 Well, she's being a left-wing idiot. 231 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,027 That's actually redundant. 232 00:10:14,062 --> 00:10:15,362 Electric college? 233 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,180 - Are you actually dumb? - I'm sorry, do you know... 234 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,281 Did you hear what I said? 235 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,900 Girls. Girls! 236 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,536 That's it. For the rest of Eve's visit, 237 00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:25,521 there will be no more political discussion. 238 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:29,709 Perfect. Until you leave, Eve, nobody talks politics but me. 239 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,796 Not you, either. 240 00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:34,530 - What happened to free speech? - Uh-uh. 241 00:10:34,549 --> 00:10:37,384 When did we turn into UC Berkeley? 242 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,037 What a great kid. 243 00:10:41,056 --> 00:10:42,722 Yeah. Hey, hi, Mikey. 244 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:44,207 We're just talking about Eve. 245 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,392 You and Vanessa should be proud 246 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,978 - of all your kids. - That's right. 247 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:50,730 They're all a pain in the ass. 248 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:53,066 It's gonna be a long day. 249 00:10:53,101 --> 00:10:54,501 They're all at each other's throats 250 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:57,320 because of all this political stuff. 251 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,155 Gee, they sound like... 252 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:02,075 every other person in America. 253 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:05,912 I blame highly caffeinated sports drinks. 254 00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:09,682 Now, you know, my wife says no more 255 00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:11,901 political talk around the house, you know? 256 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,620 So all we talk about is... 257 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:15,839 I don't know. What do boring families talk about? 258 00:11:15,874 --> 00:11:18,842 I don't know. I live alone. 259 00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:21,428 Alexa and I play Jeopardy! 260 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,846 Sadly, 261 00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:25,298 you're not the only family going through this, amigo. 262 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,250 Since the election, when my brother calls, 263 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,252 I don't even answer the phone. 264 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,354 I know he's trolling for an argument. 265 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,939 Wait a minute, 266 00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:35,775 you haven't been taking my calls lately. 267 00:11:36,812 --> 00:11:38,144 Okay. 268 00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:40,146 This is not what America's supposed to be. 269 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,981 - Mm. - I miss the good old days, 270 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,150 when we were all on the same page. 271 00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:48,604 Yeah, like... during the Vietnam War. 272 00:11:48,623 --> 00:11:50,812 That's a good point. All right, and it was a little 273 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:53,043 tense during the McCarthy hearings in the '50s, too. 274 00:11:53,078 --> 00:11:55,045 Gee, sounds like you fellas had it rough. 275 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,464 Fortunately, for me, civil rights movement? 276 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,615 Cake walk. 277 00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:01,617 Maybe there's something in the Americans' DNA 278 00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:03,286 - that causes conflict. - I don't think 279 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,620 there's anything wrong with conflict. 280 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:06,806 I just don't think we should be turning on each other. 281 00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:10,510 I mean, we're better than that, right? 282 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:14,898 So, I'm liking the Broncos' defense this year. 283 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,569 Look at this. 284 00:12:19,604 --> 00:12:21,988 Wonderful to see my two beautiful daughters 285 00:12:22,023 --> 00:12:24,107 spending time with each other. 286 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:26,493 Oh. 287 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,744 I didn't know she was here. 288 00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:29,145 I'll leave. 289 00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:31,030 Great. I can change the welcome banner 290 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,083 to "Good-bye." 291 00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:35,418 And I look forward to seeing how you spell it. 292 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,823 You know, they say kids just grow up way too fast. 293 00:12:40,842 --> 00:12:43,843 Well, I am still waiting for that. 294 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:48,214 Oh, hey, Mr. B. Welcome home. 295 00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:50,934 Leave. 296 00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:53,353 I think I'm gonna clean the living room floor now, 297 00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:55,355 so, uh, go to separate rooms. 298 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:56,856 No, no, no, no. Everybody stay right here. 299 00:12:56,892 --> 00:12:58,691 Kyle, come back in here. Come on, come on. 300 00:12:58,727 --> 00:13:00,527 Sit down. Everybody. You know why? 301 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,202 'Cause we're a family and we're gonna have 302 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,564 a nonpolitical conversation. Okay? 303 00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:07,817 Who wants to start? Who wants to go? Come on. 304 00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:12,622 I'll go. 305 00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:14,190 Great day for me. 306 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:16,025 Saw a dead beaver. 307 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:20,863 Right off the exit, you know, 19. 308 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,801 Okay. 309 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:26,702 You go. 310 00:13:26,721 --> 00:13:28,087 Thank you. Okay. 311 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,591 Uh, yeah, well, let's see, um, hmm... 312 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:34,043 the last time you tried to fix something, 313 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:37,096 uh, half the family said they were moving to Canada. 314 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,265 Thanks for the help. 315 00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:44,053 Eve, say something nice to your sister, please. 316 00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:46,189 Fine. 317 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:51,778 Mandy, I like that you're an idiot, 318 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,897 because you're easy to win arguments with. 319 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,566 Oh, yeah? 320 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,786 I'm smart enough to not end a sentence with "with." 321 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,456 Damn it. 322 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:05,175 Come on, come on, girls. 323 00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:08,011 Are you no longer even capable of being polite to each other? 324 00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:09,412 - Nope. - Ditto. 325 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,081 No ditto. No ditto. You're the ditto. 326 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,583 Have you guys seen Boyd? 327 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,351 - Mom, is Boyd here? - What? 328 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,419 No, why? 329 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,937 He was supposed to be home two hours ago. 330 00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:19,606 Oh, boy. Just relax a second. 331 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,808 Who talked to him last? 332 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,259 We called all of his friends. Nobody's seen him. 333 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:24,644 We don't know what to do. 334 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,863 - Um, let's... - Mandy, let's check the park. 335 00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:27,930 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Good idea. I'll get my keys. 336 00:14:27,949 --> 00:14:28,931 Uh, uh, Kyle and I, 337 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,433 we'll-we'll check the arcade. 338 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,784 - Yeah, he likes the one on Leetsdale. - Okay. 339 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,102 I should be home, in case he shows? 340 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:34,787 Yeah, and, uh, I'll check the comic book store. 341 00:14:34,823 --> 00:14:36,539 All right, I'm gonna stay here in case he comes here. 342 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,158 And call me if you find him! 343 00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:43,379 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 344 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:44,998 Hey. Larabee, it's me. 345 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,967 Yeah. Do me a favor and, uh, check the security cams. 346 00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:49,886 Um, go to the loading dock. 347 00:14:50,839 --> 00:14:52,955 Ah. Huh. Looks like Boyd 348 00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:56,009 - is working on your birdhouse. - Okay, perfect. 349 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,061 Do me a little favor. Keep an eye on him till I get there. 350 00:14:58,096 --> 00:14:59,929 I got to call my family. 351 00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:07,623 Hey. 352 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:10,209 - Hey, Grandpa. - Don't "Hey, Grandpa" me. 353 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:11,794 Before I figured out where you were, 354 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:14,446 everybody was going crazy looking for you. 355 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,999 Guess I should've told 'em where I was going. 356 00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:19,502 You might've thought about that before you ran away. 357 00:15:19,554 --> 00:15:22,972 And, by the way, next time you run away, don't. 358 00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:26,175 - Sorry. - I haven't seen your dad 359 00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:30,796 this upset since Rachel Maddow took a week off. 360 00:15:30,815 --> 00:15:35,234 I-I just wanted a quiet place to think. 361 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,403 I get it. 362 00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:39,855 We don't have to talk. 363 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:48,197 I don't want to move to Canada. 364 00:15:48,249 --> 00:15:49,982 My flag football team 365 00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:54,153 is actually letting me play this year. 366 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,372 Have you told your folks this? 367 00:15:55,423 --> 00:15:57,873 You can tell your parents anything, kid. 368 00:15:57,925 --> 00:16:00,376 Except about this. 369 00:16:00,428 --> 00:16:03,162 If they ask you, you were hiding in my office. 370 00:16:03,181 --> 00:16:04,997 I just hate fighting. 371 00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:08,834 E-Everybody's fighting about everything. 372 00:16:08,853 --> 00:16:10,219 Even at school. 373 00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:12,555 It's like everything's broken. 374 00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:14,890 We saw this at a garage sale. 375 00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,559 Remember what everybody said? 376 00:16:16,611 --> 00:16:19,395 "Why do you want that? It's broken." 377 00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:22,181 But you said it had a lot of parts that still work. 378 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,515 That's what I told you. 379 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,184 I told the owner, "It's a piece of junk. 380 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,869 I'll give you ten bucks for it." 381 00:16:28,873 --> 00:16:32,858 Look, we saw something worth saving. 382 00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:38,047 And we were both willing to do the work together to fix it. 383 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:42,835 If you have that, you can put anything back together again. 384 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,755 - There. Finished. - Yeah. 385 00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:50,559 You're gonna have the fastest birdhouse in the parking lot. 386 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,047 Wipe up your hands. 387 00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:57,066 We're gonna go fix something else. 388 00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,827 Not cool, Boyd. Okay, you hear me? 389 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,662 That was really, really not cool. 390 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:12,782 So, so not cool. Really, really, really not cool. 391 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:16,401 Okay. You guys can yell at him... or whatever this is... later. 392 00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:18,504 I got to talk to everybody. 393 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:19,755 I have a... I really... 394 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,257 Okay, he's not in the crawlspace. 395 00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:22,675 - No, he's not. - Wait, 396 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,244 he's in the living room. 397 00:17:25,263 --> 00:17:27,763 Congratulations, Kyle, you found him. 398 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:30,249 Okay, great. I-I want to just talk to the adults. 399 00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:31,869 Boyd, could you give us a minute, please? 400 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,354 Thank God the kid's back and you can discipline him 401 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,689 however you want... that's your business... 402 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:38,641 but I think we should be thanking him a little bit. 403 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:41,426 Really? Can't wait to hear this one. 404 00:17:41,446 --> 00:17:43,262 'Cause he got in trouble... thank God there's nothing wrong... 405 00:17:43,281 --> 00:17:45,430 we started acting like a family for a minute. This... 406 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,432 - It was good stuff... - Yeah, so true, Mr. B. 407 00:17:47,452 --> 00:17:49,452 You have a spider in your hair. 408 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,605 Come on, guys. We're gonna have differences. 409 00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:55,207 - Um... - Right. Right. 410 00:17:55,243 --> 00:17:57,376 - And we're gonna disagree, yes, yes. - Right, right. 411 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,128 - But we can't let that break us apart. - Exactly. 412 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,714 We have to always remember that we love each other. 413 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:05,134 And-and because of that, we treat each other with dignity 414 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:08,838 and respect, because that's who we are. 415 00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:11,456 I'm sorry about earlier. 416 00:18:11,476 --> 00:18:13,458 Ditto. 417 00:18:13,478 --> 00:18:15,561 Mm. Great. Good. 418 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,229 I'm sorry we started this whole thing 419 00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:19,631 with talk of us moving to Canada. 420 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:22,234 I just don't feel like I have a choice. 421 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,487 Look, I know that you're not happy about it, 422 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:27,823 but I need to take some action or I'm gonna lose my mind. 423 00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:30,526 What about everything my mom and dad just said? 424 00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:33,162 Yeah, it was a really nice little speech. 425 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,480 But, I mean, come on, do you honestly respect my opinion? 426 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,866 Not even a little. 427 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:39,418 But I do respect your right to have one. 428 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,836 So, here. 429 00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:42,538 - What's this? - Read it. 430 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,656 You said you want to do something, do something. 431 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,992 "Application for U.S. Citizenship"? 432 00:18:47,011 --> 00:18:48,994 We have to fill out a form? 433 00:18:49,013 --> 00:18:50,329 I never did that! 434 00:18:50,348 --> 00:18:51,931 Mandy! 435 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:54,216 Shh, shh. 436 00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:56,668 Are you sure you want me to become a U.S. citizen? 437 00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:58,337 - I don't know. - You realize that this is 438 00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:00,339 - my vote canceling out yours. - Oh, no. 439 00:19:00,358 --> 00:19:03,526 It's gonna be fine. There's a lot more me's out there. 440 00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:06,061 You used to talk about doing this. 441 00:19:06,113 --> 00:19:10,032 Yeah, but it's a long process and there's no guarantee. 442 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,683 Uh, I guarantee that I will kill you 443 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:13,185 if you take away my grandbaby. 444 00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:14,570 There you go. 445 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,021 All right, fine. 446 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,856 - I will think about it. - Great. 447 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,242 - Thank you, honey. - Hey, Boyd. Come on in. 448 00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,383 Hey, we're done, we're done. We're good. 449 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:23,045 Come here. 450 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,547 - Great job, sweetie. - Thanks. 451 00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:26,302 - Listen, this worked out pretty well. - Mm. 452 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,050 I got an idea. I think we should have a lot more 453 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,920 - family tragedies, because... - No! No... 454 00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:33,138 I've got it. 455 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:34,723 You're taller and blonde! 456 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,425 Yes! 457 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,596 I'll be damned. 458 00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:49,252 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 459 00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:52,255 here to talk about, well, talking. 460 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:55,174 It's one of my favorite hobbies. 461 00:19:55,226 --> 00:19:57,393 A wise man once said, 462 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,145 "If you don't have anything nice to say, 463 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,147 don't say anything at all." 464 00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:04,317 And then it was said an even wiser man said to that guy, 465 00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:07,520 "Look, jackass, listen up. You might learn something." 466 00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,606 All right, you got me. 467 00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:13,609 I'm the second wise man in that story. 468 00:20:13,644 --> 00:20:15,528 Let's be honest, if nobody's talking, 469 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,946 then nobody's listening. 470 00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:19,198 If nobody's listening, nobody's learning. 471 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,616 And if nobody's learning, 472 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:23,870 then good TV shows get canceled. 473 00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,510 They will. 474 00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:33,763 But even in our country and even within our families, 475 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:36,682 not communicating seems to be the weapon of choice right now. 476 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:39,852 We un-friend, un-like, and un-follow 477 00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,271 instead of trying to understand each other. 478 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,357 Now, it doesn't matter which side you're on... 479 00:20:44,392 --> 00:20:47,443 although one side literally has the word "right" 480 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,444 right in it. 481 00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:56,069 If we just hunker down in our separate corners, 482 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,703 nobody wins. 483 00:20:57,739 --> 00:21:01,741 Except Location Services on your phone. 484 00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:05,745 In America, we've always been able 485 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,497 to have tough conversations. 486 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,165 Civil rights, Vietnam, 487 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,585 the human hot potato Kanye West. 488 00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:15,505 He's yours. Uh, no, yours. You can have him. 489 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,340 No, he's not ours. He's, like, yours. You can have him. 490 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,676 No, we don't... Literally, we don't want him. 491 00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:23,410 So to the families of America and to the American family, 492 00:21:23,445 --> 00:21:24,578 keep talking. 493 00:21:24,613 --> 00:21:25,979 Unless you know a smarter guy 494 00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:27,647 with better ideas is talking, 495 00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:30,317 then you could just listen to him. 496 00:21:32,087 --> 00:21:34,254 Baxter out.