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Hey, Kyle.

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Damn it.

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Kyle. Kyle!

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Here I am!

5
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(Laughing)

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You had no idea where I was!

7
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No. Had I known, I would've
taped that box up.

8
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You haven't packed any
of this stuff up.

9
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Well, I started to,
but I took a long stroll

10
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down memory lane...

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when I found this.

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A hanger.

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Well, the hanger.

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From when I first moved in.

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- Remember?
- No.

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Well, I used to leave my coat
laying on the sofa all the time?

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- Remember?
- No.

18
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And you said, "Hang up your coat

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or I'm gonna smack you
in the head." Remember?

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Yes.

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Yeah, and I said, "Where am I
supposed to hang it up?"

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And you said, "In the closet."
And I said, "With what?"

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And you said, "A hanger."
And I said,

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"What hanger?"
And you said, "This hanger."

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This hanger.

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First off, the hanger stays here.

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Message received, you old softie.

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You got to pack all this stuff up.

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This is why we had to cancel
the moving truck last week.

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I know.
I know, it's just...

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everything I pick up tells me
a beautiful story

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about my time here.

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I understand.
How about this?

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You pack it up real quick,
it'll tell you the same stories,

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even better ones as you're
unpacking it at your new house.

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- All right. I'll get on it. I promise.
- Okay.

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Oh, um, would you ask Mandy
to give me a hand?

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- Geez... Mandy? Mandy!
- Here I am!

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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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You know, Air Force Academy
food is good,

41
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but there's something about
a meal at home

42
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that just tastes so much better.

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Yep.

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Well, you're old enough I can
tell you the secret:

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I use obscene amounts of butter.

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Oh, I love special occasions.
'Morning.

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'Morning.

48
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Hey... because there's waffles,
and I don't have to cook them.

49
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- That's right.
- (Chuckles)

50
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You can cook them anytime you want,

51
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just not on the waffle maker

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that my dad passed on to me.

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You know, Mike, my grandmother
passed me down

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a loom.
Doesn't mean I have to use it.

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That's because a loom is stupid.

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(Scoffs)

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This thing's got generations
of Baxter family flavor

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baked right into it.

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Ew. You said it was butter.

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Make all the jokes you want,
but this is a big day for me.

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This is when my nearly
30-year-old daughter

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and her husband move out
of the house.

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Mmm. (Chuckles)

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Well, in that case,
I am opening champagne.

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I'm adding orange juice.
I'm not a lush.

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As long as we're celebrating,

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I'm gonna add some more
chocolate chips,

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making this waffle one step
closer to cake.

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Honey, aren't you upset?

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You're finally home for the summer

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and your sister's leaving?

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She's like the sun.

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I enjoy her from a distance,

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but if you spend too much with
her, you'll suffer a stroke.

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Ooh, champagne and orange juice.

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That's called an Omarosa.

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Actually, that would be
champagne and sour grapes.

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- Ooh.
- (Chuckles)

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Ah, waffles. One of the most
memorable smells.

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Mike: Mm-hmm.

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You know, it's like fresh cut grass

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or gasoline covering the trailer
right before your mom

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files an insurance claim.

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You know, the key to making
a great waffle

85
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is hard on the outside,
soft on the inside.

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It's almost the opposite of
how it is in your artery.

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All right.

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Sit down, guys. Why don't I get
some breakfast in you

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before the moving truck arrives?

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Yep.

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Oh, actually, we canceled that.

92
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This will be the third time
you've canceled this thing.

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- What's going on?
- No, now, hey, hey, hey.

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Maybe they have a good reason.

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Which I would really love to hear.

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Yeah. We-we ordered
some curtains,

97
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and we thought we'd wait
till they got delivered.

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We don't want people peeking in.

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Trust me.
Nobody wants to watch

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you and Kyle try
to program a stove clock.

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Heh.

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Hey, Ed?

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I got your text.
What's the emergency?

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No, no, no.
Did you see a customer

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who drove off
in a cherry red convertible?

106
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Oh. I don't know.
Did he hit something?

107
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No, no, no, no, no.

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How do you think I would look

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in a cherry red convertible?

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Okay, we... we need to talk

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about the word "emergency"?

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Yoo-hoo.
Anybody want a muffin?

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Ooh. Absolutely.

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Someone was up all night baking.

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And then I bought some
from the bakery.

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- Mmm. Mm.
- What's that?

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The whole thing tastes
just like the top.

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And that granola bar in my desk
can go kiss my ass.

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(Laughs)
I'm so glad you guys like them.

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Uh, hey. Are you guys
gonna be here tomorrow?

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Mm-hmm. All day.

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Great. Uh, Boyd's school
is doing their spring musical,

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so he's gonna come in with me
and do some fund-raising.

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Seems like he was just here
for Peter Pan.

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(Chuckles) Yep. Uh, this year
they're doing Music Man.

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He's so excited to tell
you guys about it.

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Have a great day!
Thanks, bye.

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(Chuckles) I knew this muffin
would cost me.

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(Grunts)

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Last year he talked me into
that "Tiger Lily" package.

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Mmm.

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200 bucks for a signed cast photo

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and a room temperature soda
at intermission.

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This year...
I'm not gonna do it.

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What?

136
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Yeah. He asks me to donate?

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I'm gonna say no.

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Wow. But...
but that's Mike's grandson.

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Yeah.

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He-he doesn't realize
that the kid's a jackass.

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I don't give a damn.

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I'm done.

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All right.
Me, too.

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I'm not gonna bankroll
that kid anymore.

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- Yeah.
- All right? Yeah, right. (Chuckles)

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And I'm talking all these
bribe muffins.

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We got to get rid of these sponges.

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Really? I just bought those.

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No. I mean Kyle and Mandy.

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Yeah. Well, uh, you know,
they'll be gone soon enough.

151
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It's-it's like Mandy
in high school:

152
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dicey for a while, but she got out.

153
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Right...

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She even said it herself.

155
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She's not feeling any pressure
to move out.

156
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I want to put some pressure on her.

157
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Okay. What-what do you
want me to say?

158
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Nothing, nothing, nothing.

159
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I-I realize we attract more
flies with honey than vinegar,

160
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but we want to get rid of the flies.

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- I can be tough.
- Honey.

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(Chuckles)

163
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I don't like watching old movies.

164
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Everybody who was in them is dead.

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- Like, see that adorable kid?
- Mm-hmm.

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Dead.

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Hey, uh, could you guys

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turn that off for just a second?

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All right, listen up.
I've been thinking about this,

170
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and if you guys don't want
to move into the apartment,

171
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I'm gonna have to find
another tenant.

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Wait, what are you talking about?

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You know what he's talking about!

174
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We spent a lot of money
fixing that place up,

175
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and I think we've done a great job.

176
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And if you guys aren't gonna move in,

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I'm gonna put it back on the market,

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so I'm saying you're gonna have
to move in tomorrow.

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Well, Dad you're-you're putting
us under a lot of pressure.

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- I know.
- (Loudly): We know!

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Well, I... I mean, I guess
when you put it that way,

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we don't really have a choice.

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Exactly.

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Rent it to someone else.

185
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- What?
- No... You...

186
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You realize you're gonna
lose the apartment.

187
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- I know.
- (Loudly): We know!

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Hey, let's go unpack, babe.

189
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I still get to use the hanger!

190
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Wow.

191
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I know this is probably
too late, but, um...

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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

193
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Oh, I thought this would be
the last gallon I'd have to buy.

194
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(Sighs) You know, that,
you know, I-I could be

195
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one of those elegant women
who buys her milk

196
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one skinny quart at time.

197
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But Mandy and Kyle are staying,

198
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so I guess I'm still
"Ugly Jugs" Vanessa.

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Honey... your jugs
are beautiful.

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Hey.

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- Ooh, actually...
- Uh-uh-uh...

202
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What? I'm thirsty.

203
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Drink water.
Milk is for movers.

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I think what your father is
trying to say is,

205
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what the hell are you and Kyle
still doing here?

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Hey, hey. (Laughs)
I can't wait to get out of here.

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Right back at ya.

208
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The problem is this family is

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too loving and too supportive.

210
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Boy. That's gonna be
an interesting call

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to social services.

212
00:09:03,164 --> 00:09:05,831
Well, you guys know Kyle grew up
with an alcoholic mom

213
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in a condemned trailer.

214
00:09:07,268 --> 00:09:09,334
And then he comes here
to a... to a caring

215
00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:10,736
and supportive family.

216
00:09:10,771 --> 00:09:13,372
I-I think maybe he wants
more of that.

217
00:09:13,407 --> 00:09:15,874
Well, does explain why Kyle's
been dragging his heels.

218
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- I mean, it's kind of sweet.
- Yeah.

219
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So I created a wonderful home
and family, and once again,

220
00:09:22,683 --> 00:09:25,350
being too good at something
bites me in the ass.

221
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Yeah. And those
three pregnancies

222
00:09:28,455 --> 00:09:31,957
hardly took any toll at all
on your figure.

223
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- Retail area.
- Uh-huh?

224
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There's a guy in a black leather
jacket with lots of buckles.

225
00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:40,799
- Uh.
- Lots of buckles.

226
00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:41,934
- Got him.
- Uh-huh.

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- Did you see him lift something?
- No, no, no.

228
00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:45,904
Do you think I could pull off
a coat like that?

229
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Only in a cherry red convertible.

230
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(Chuckles)

231
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Oh, uh, okay. Uh-oh.
Boyd's here.

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- It's happening.
- Huh. Oh.

233
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What-what, wait, wait, wait.

234
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That's the first place
he'll look for you. Come on.

235
00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:05,724
- Okay.
- Yeah.

236
00:10:08,329 --> 00:10:10,329
Shh, shh.

237
00:10:11,398 --> 00:10:14,533
Ed? Chuck?

238
00:10:14,568 --> 00:10:17,035
Hey, where are you guys?

239
00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:19,571
It's a perfect idea.

240
00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:22,441
This way he can't shake down
people he can't find.

241
00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:24,109
Yeah.

242
00:10:24,144 --> 00:10:26,245
I stared down the Iraqi army.

243
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,680
Now I'm hiding from
a peewee music man.

244
00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:33,719
But the Iraqi army
wasn't singing show tunes.

245
00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:35,621
(Phone ringing)

246
00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:37,055
Come on, stop that.

247
00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:38,411
Come on, cut it, cut
it, cut it, cut it.

248
00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:38,991
I got it. Whoa!

249
00:10:39,026 --> 00:10:41,827
- Ooh!
- (Phone ringing)

250
00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:42,828
I got it.

251
00:10:42,863 --> 00:10:45,163
Turn the damn thing...

252
00:10:45,199 --> 00:10:47,040
- There it is. Okay.
- Turn the damn thing off.

253
00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:50,002
What are you guys doing?

254
00:10:50,037 --> 00:10:53,071
- Chuck just dropped his phone.
- Uh...

255
00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:55,607
Why is it so dark in here?

256
00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:57,976
- Uh, because the lights aren't on.
- Yeah.

257
00:10:58,012 --> 00:10:59,945
- Ed, Ed, I told you, turn the lights on
- Okay.

258
00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:04,816
- Whoa. It's bright.
- Let me ask you a question, fellas.

259
00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:05,851
- Yeah?
- Yeah?

260
00:11:05,886 --> 00:11:08,520
Do you love love?

261
00:11:08,555 --> 00:11:11,323
Both:
Yes.

262
00:11:11,358 --> 00:11:14,259
Well, then, you're going
to love the story

263
00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:17,029
of a flimflam man
who travels town to town

264
00:11:17,064 --> 00:11:21,767
selling musical instruments,
till one thing gets in his way.

265
00:11:21,802 --> 00:11:23,769
What do you think that is?

266
00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:26,305
Both:
Love.

267
00:11:30,811 --> 00:11:33,445
What's with the picnic basket?

268
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,448
We usually go to the woods with guns.

269
00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:39,985
This is for Kyle.
He's having a hard time leaving.

270
00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:42,821
Then take him to the woods with guns.

271
00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:47,025
Your father has agreed to let me
explain to Kyle

272
00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:49,271
that family is family no
matter where he lives.

273
00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:49,961
Mike: Right.

274
00:11:49,997 --> 00:11:51,318
You know, sometimes I just prefer

275
00:11:51,332 --> 00:11:53,065
to rip the Band-Aid off,
all right?

276
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,201
Damn it, I don't even like
putting Band-Aids on.

277
00:11:56,236 --> 00:11:58,537
You'll see, you'll see.
Once I talk to Kyle,

278
00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:01,139
he will realize on his own
that it's time to go.

279
00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:02,708
Right. Or he'll just
wait us out,

280
00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:04,943
take the master bedroom after we die.

281
00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:08,380
Then I'll take him
to the woods with guns.

282
00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:10,315
What?!

283
00:12:10,351 --> 00:12:13,518
Uh, Kyle... Hey.

284
00:12:13,554 --> 00:12:15,754
Uh, I packed this picnic basket

285
00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:17,823
full of all your favorite snacks.

286
00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:20,058
My favorite sna...

287
00:12:20,094 --> 00:12:22,194
I thought they discontinued
making choco-balls,

288
00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:26,231
like, ten years ago
because they caused "lesions."

289
00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:28,867
Heh. No, no, no, no.
No choco-balls. Okay, so...

290
00:12:28,902 --> 00:12:32,738
Um, I just thought that
maybe you and Mandy

291
00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:34,906
could take the picnic basket outside,

292
00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:38,377
and you could realize that
food tastes just as good

293
00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:39,945
no matter where you eat it.

294
00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:42,347
That's not true.
I mean, there's something

295
00:12:42,383 --> 00:12:44,349
that's just so magical
about your kitchen,

296
00:12:44,385 --> 00:12:47,052
and nobody beats
Mr. B's waffles.

297
00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:51,390
That's very nice, but what I'm
trying to tell you is that...

298
00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:53,191
The only thing that my mom
cooked in the kitchen was

299
00:12:53,227 --> 00:12:55,060
this weird stuff
that made her friends

300
00:12:55,095 --> 00:12:58,597
really excited to clean the trailer.

301
00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:03,201
Yeah, uh, look,
I realize your childhood

302
00:13:03,237 --> 00:13:05,036
wasn't exactly ideal...

303
00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:08,373
Yeah, but it's okay now,
'cause living here with you guys

304
00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:11,743
has been the happiest time
of my life.

305
00:13:11,779 --> 00:13:14,646
Which is why I'm not sure
I'm ever gonna leave.

306
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:17,649
Mike!

307
00:13:23,022 --> 00:13:25,062
Listen, Kyle, I'm gonna get
ahold of the moving van.

308
00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:27,392
It'll be here in an hour.
Your stuff's gonna be in it

309
00:13:27,428 --> 00:13:29,261
or in the front yard.

310
00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:31,296
Now, get out.

311
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:36,701
That Band-Aid had
a little hair on it.

312
00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:51,247
I can't believe I have my own
beautiful, perfect apartment.

313
00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:54,150
I want to kick you guys
out of here so badly.

314
00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:56,052
Okay, well, a few
last-minute things.

315
00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:57,653
Uh, the curtains will be in tomorrow.

316
00:13:57,689 --> 00:14:00,489
Oh, and there is a bus that
stops by every few days

317
00:14:00,525 --> 00:14:03,092
because we are on
the "Haunted Denver" tour.

318
00:14:03,127 --> 00:14:05,227
Prison murder. Don't ask.

319
00:14:05,263 --> 00:14:08,664
Where do you want the bowling balls?

320
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,199
That's the last one.

321
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:12,401
Now all that's left is back surgery

322
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:15,104
and three months of physical therapy.

323
00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:16,872
Hey, how about your new landlord
buys everybody lunch

324
00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:18,541
at the Grill?

325
00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:21,110
I can get us a good table.
I sleep with the manager.

326
00:14:21,145 --> 00:14:24,547
(Chuckles)
Oh, don't tell her I said that.

327
00:14:24,582 --> 00:14:27,383
Maybe Dad could join us.
He likes to pay for things.

328
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,218
Actually, I'm-I'm not hungry.

329
00:14:29,253 --> 00:14:31,014
I think I'll just get
started unpacking.

330
00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:31,454
Okay.

331
00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:33,389
What about you, Eve?

332
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,357
Uh, I think I'll hang here, too.

333
00:14:35,393 --> 00:14:37,793
I lost my appetite
when I fused my spine.

334
00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:43,899
Kyle, um, I think you and I
need to talk.

335
00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:47,436
You know, Baxter son to Baxter son.

336
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:51,240
Apparently I'm not a Baxter son.

337
00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:55,745
Which... which I suppose
is a good thing,

338
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,300
since I'm married
to a Baxter daughter,

339
00:14:57,315 --> 00:15:00,916
and that would be,
you know... disgusting.

340
00:15:00,952 --> 00:15:03,385
Well, Dad thinks of you as a son.

341
00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:05,988
Oh, yeah?

342
00:15:06,023 --> 00:15:07,823
He sure has a funny way
of showing it.

343
00:15:07,859 --> 00:15:11,327
Well, he has a funny way
of showing most things.

344
00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:14,396
You kind of have to learn
how to read him.

345
00:15:14,432 --> 00:15:16,632
He kicked me out.
An-And I don't know why.

346
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,100
I don't know what I did wrong.

347
00:15:18,136 --> 00:15:19,902
You didn't do anything wrong.

348
00:15:19,937 --> 00:15:22,071
That's why he kicked you out.
Don't you get that?

349
00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:24,106
Okay, this might be
a little late in the game

350
00:15:24,142 --> 00:15:25,741
for me to ask this, since, you know,

351
00:15:25,777 --> 00:15:27,009
I'm married into the family and all.

352
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,110
EVE:
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

353
00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:31,814
But are you people insane?

354
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:35,284
Kyle, he knew it was time
for you to move out.

355
00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:36,852
He knew you were ready.

356
00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:38,621
That's why, when he found out

357
00:15:38,656 --> 00:15:41,023
that you weren't going
to pull the trigger, he did.

358
00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:42,958
And if there's one thing Dad knows,

359
00:15:42,994 --> 00:15:46,162
it's... it's when to pull
the trigger.

360
00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:48,030
I guess that's true.

361
00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:49,965
Of course it's true.

362
00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:51,967
And you want to know
another thing that's true?

363
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:54,670
You think you moving out
is hard on you?

364
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:59,041
Trust me, it's way harder on Dad.

365
00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:01,010
You think so?

366
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:02,678
I do.

367
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,747
That's why I know how to read him.

368
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:10,886
You're a good brother, Eve.

369
00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:12,721
You think you could teach me
how to read?

370
00:16:12,757 --> 00:16:14,590
Sure.

371
00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,995
You mean my dad, right?

372
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:26,468
Hey, guys, I'm back.

373
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:30,306
Me, too, and I brought more muffins.

374
00:16:30,341 --> 00:16:33,375
Now, Ed, you bought
the "Shipoopi" package.

375
00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:36,178
That gives you four tickets
to each performance,

376
00:16:36,214 --> 00:16:38,314
and a special lunch with the cast.

377
00:16:38,349 --> 00:16:42,051
I know what I did.

378
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:44,327
And, Mr. Larabee... Now,
now this is my favorite.

379
00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:44,887
Mm.

380
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,223
- You get...
- To build a gazebo.

381
00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:49,892
I know.

382
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,895
Oh, you're gonna need
an insurance waiver.

383
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,531
What? Insurance waiver?

384
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:59,869
(Chuckles) If it helps, we have to host
the cast party.

385
00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:02,371
46 drama nerds spilling soda
and spreading it

386
00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:05,441
all over my house
with their jazz hands.

387
00:17:05,476 --> 00:17:08,010
I just bought myself another year

388
00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:10,913
to try to figure out
how to say no to that kid.

389
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,182
Next year, they're doing Cats.

390
00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:16,118
Oh, for the love of God.

391
00:17:16,153 --> 00:17:17,686
A-Am I gonna have to build
some kind of

392
00:17:17,722 --> 00:17:19,388
giant litter box or something?

393
00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:22,812
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, hey, Jen, Jen, Jen.

394
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:26,128
Don't take this the wrong way,
but get out.

395
00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:28,530
Boyd's gonna get here any second.

396
00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:30,766
He's fundraising
for his new play, so get...

397
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,368
Hey, that's my kid.
But he's right.

398
00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:33,903
You should totally
just leave right now. Just go.

399
00:17:33,938 --> 00:17:34,937
ED:
It's too late, too late,

400
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,572
- too late.
- Oh, Jen, great.

401
00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,240
Let me ask you a question.

402
00:17:38,276 --> 00:17:41,277
- Do you love love?
- Why?

403
00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:43,913
Because if you do, you're going
to love The Music Man.

404
00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:46,115
- It's the story of a guy...
- Stop.

405
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,783
- What?
- Not interested.

406
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:52,121
- But don't you want to know...
- I do not.

407
00:17:55,026 --> 00:17:56,458
But it-it's a musical.

408
00:17:56,494 --> 00:17:59,695
Yeah, people don't like those.

409
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:05,000
Let's go, Boyd.
I think we're done here.

410
00:18:05,036 --> 00:18:06,936
(Chuckles)

411
00:18:06,971 --> 00:18:11,106
That is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.

412
00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:14,310
You don't seem to feel any guilt.

413
00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:15,911
How did...
How did you do that?

414
00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:18,747
Well, I'll tell you...
right after I tell you

415
00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:21,984
about the geology club, which is
raising money for a field trip.

416
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:32,962
You two strike me as the type
who would be Limestone Members.

417
00:18:32,997 --> 00:18:34,663
You got a check...

418
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,971
Hello?

419
00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:44,273
Hey, Kyle. Kyle.

420
00:18:44,308 --> 00:18:45,975
In the box?

421
00:18:47,011 --> 00:18:49,478
Oh, hey, Mr. B.

422
00:18:49,513 --> 00:18:51,046
Hey, buddy.

423
00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:53,816
You know, this place is starting
to look pretty good.

424
00:18:53,851 --> 00:18:56,385
Yeah, yeah, it's starting
to feel like home.

425
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,053
That's because it is a home.

426
00:18:58,089 --> 00:18:59,688
Can I get you anything?

427
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,992
No, but, uh, I brought you something.

428
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,332
This is yours.

429
00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:12,234
Yeah. Family heirloom.

430
00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:15,871
Oh. Cool. I'll tell Mandy
you brought it by for her.

431
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:19,375
Actually, uh,
I brought it for you, Kyle.

432
00:19:21,112 --> 00:19:22,077
- Really?
- You, uh...

433
00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:23,512
Vanessa's got a loom,

434
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:26,315
but that's stupid.

435
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:28,751
Heirloom good.

436
00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:31,754
A loom, stupid.

437
00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:34,590
- Thank you, Mr. B.
- Mm-hmm.

438
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,492
Anytime you want a waffle,
you come by.

439
00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:41,096
Okay. Listen, I, uh...
I should get back to work.

440
00:19:41,132 --> 00:19:43,499
And do you remember
how I like the waffles?

441
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:46,402
Hard on the outside,
soft on the inside.

442
00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:48,804
You know how to read me.

443
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,634
Hey, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,

444
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:09,238
reminding you that the outdoors
has much to teach us.

445
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:12,474
For example, you know one thing
you'll never see in nature?

446
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:15,444
A millennial still living at home.

447
00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:18,347
And you know why?
It isn't good for them.

448
00:20:18,382 --> 00:20:22,418
Buy your own damn milk.

449
00:20:22,453 --> 00:20:24,186
You see, it really doesn't matter

450
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,355
if the teat is attached to your mom,

451
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:29,024
an almond or the government.

452
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,026
If you suckle at it for too long,

453
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:33,529
you won't know how to be
a grown-up in the real world.

454
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:38,133
Of course, in nature,
the parents don't mess around.

455
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:41,470
Birds will just launch the kid
out of the nest.

456
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:44,506
They don't even check to see
if the dude can fly.

457
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:46,108
They're like, "Well,
you got a couple seconds

458
00:20:46,143 --> 00:20:47,443
"to figure it out,
otherwise you're gonna

459
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:50,346
get eaten down there."

460
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:52,181
With people, it's a little trickier.

461
00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:53,816
Especially the-the people

462
00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:56,118
your very loving wife gave birth to.

463
00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:58,554
If you're really lucky, your
grown-up kid who lives at home

464
00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:02,524
will get married, and you get
to take in a stray.

465
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,195
It's like birth one, get one free.

466
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,797
You ever see those videos
where the goat folds in

467
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:12,034
with the family dogs
until he thinks he's a dog?

468
00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:14,136
Well... (Imitates goat)

469
00:21:14,171 --> 00:21:17,239
...we had a goat.

470
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:18,674
He thought he was one of us.

471
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,243
Thought he was one of us.
(Chuckles)

472
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,246
And I hope that he knows that he is

473
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,048
and always will be.

474
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,584
Baxter out.

475
00:21:29,305 --> 00:21:35,469
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