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Are you nervous?
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No, I speak at meetings
all the time.
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You "share" at meetings.
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You've never been one
of the main speakers,
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let alone at a combo
AA/Al-Anon meeting,
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and you've never had
to follow a legend.
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You trying
to get me off my game?
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No, honey,
I'm excited for you.
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I just know how hard
it is to get up
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and... pour your heart out
to 60 strangers,
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some of whom
are very critical.
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Well, so far I've only found
one who's critical,
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and she's no stranger.
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[scoffs]
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Why do people think I'm mean
when I'm being helpful
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and helpful
when I'm being mean?
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It has to do with your tone
and body language.
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And their stupidity.
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As a veteran
of these things,
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I think it really helps
if you have a shape.
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I like to start
with a joke,
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get to the darkness,
bring 'em to tears,
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applause, thank you,
good night.
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How's this?
I met you, you're an alcoholic,
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married you anyway,
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started going to Al-Anon,
the end.
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Well, putting me front
and center's not a bad instinct.
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I really appreciate
your expertise.
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I just find it's better for me
if I'm spontaneous.
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Ah. Like Jazz.
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Very hit-and-miss.
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You know, when it hits,
it's great.
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Though you can never
dance to it.
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Maybe sex,
but it's gonna be messy.
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Messy is
the best kind of sex.
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That's true.
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You should put that
in your share.
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We are really gonna
help people tonight.
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[laughs]
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We're so excited you
both agreed to speak.
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You know, we've had
mother-daughter,
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uh, siblings,
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but we haven't had
a married couple in a while.
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Talk about a profile
in courage.
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- We are pretty amazing.
- Thanks.
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- Stay calm.
- I'm calm.
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Adam,
I'm on your side.
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Now there are sides?
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Ooh.
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This'll be fun.
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[indistinct chatter]
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There's no oat milk
for my coffee?
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The one last thing
I'm allowed, ruined.
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There's almond, skim
and half-and-half.
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Yes, but no oat.
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The gentlest
of the milks.
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God, you are
such a diva.
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Been called
worse by better.
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The guy OD'd on heroin,
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but he can't handle
regular milk?
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Don't even bother
with the coffee.
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There's nothing acceptable
to dress it with.
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Rod, this is
my husband Adam.
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Adam, this is my sponsee Rod.
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Now, I don't want you two bucks
to start tangling antlers.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Oh, my God,
ask each other something.
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Uh, got any oat milk?
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Uh, not now. Or ever.
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What's your go-to milk?
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Milk.
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- Ah.
- Wow. [Scoffs]
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Why don't you talk
about something
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that's important
to both of you,
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like, for example, me?
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Oh. Your wife's been
an enormous help to me.
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I mean, I've been sober
a long time,
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but I wasn't truly
rocking the steps
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until Bonnie came along.
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Oh, stop it. I'm gonna
start blushing.
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Adam, your turn.
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Oh, I've got
a whole nice thing
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to say about you up there.
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Oh, that's right, you're the
headliner tonight. Can't wait.
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- I'm speaking, too.
- Yeah, but we've heard yours.
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A brave little girl
who turns out to be... you.
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Okay, everybody,
it's meeting time.
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Let's find a seat.
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This is exciting.
I've never heard Adam speak.
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Too bad we have to sit through
"sad little girl" to get there.
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It's "brave little girl,"
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and I expect applause
from both of you this time.
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♪
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*MOM*
Season 08 Episode 11
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Episode Title:
"Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary"
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Aired on:
March 11, 2021
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And who was that
brave little girl?
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Me.
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For those of you who need it,
there's Kleenex in the back.
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For those of you who don't,
I wish I had your strength.
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Thank you.
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What did I tell you?
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Legend.
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[laughter]
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I mean, I'm,
I-I'm a stuntman.
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I have literally been
shot out of a cannon,
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been on fire
for a good six minutes.
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But none of that
prepared me
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for being married
to an alcoholic.
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[laughter]
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ADAM: But the longer
I've been here,
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I've realized that
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alcoholics have been a part
of my life for a long time.
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Starting with Father O'Leary.
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Not my real father,
but he did make me leery.
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[laughter]
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Wasn't this meeting
supposed to end at 9:00?
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I can't believe that people
were so moved by my share.
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Is that what they mean by
"not a dry eye in the house"?
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You were amazing.
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Never would have guessed
it was your first time.
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You were amazing, too.
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Ah, I was off my game.
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I think
I'm getting a cold.
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I didn't tell you before.
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I mean, you can't hear it yet,
but it's-it's coming.
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Do you want to go home
instead of the Bistro?
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It's not that
kind of cold;
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It's better when
I'm out with people.
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Why are you parking?
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I'm meeting
up with Rod.
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My Rod?
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Yeah. He came up to me after
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and said that my share
blew him away.
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He said I gave him
a light bulb moment.
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Good for you.
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But bear in mind, his accent is
all over the place.
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He might have just been asking
for directions to the bathroom.
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Can't tell you how
refreshing this is.
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You're the first bloke
I've met in the rooms
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who doesn't treat me like
the Rod Connaughton.
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[chuckles] Didn't even know
that was your last name.
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[chuckles]
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See, there it is.
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You were a stuntman,
you worked with celebrities.
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I know you won't be starstruck.
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That I can guarantee.
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I've been offering Adam
tea for years... nothing.
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But the minute Rod walks
into his life,
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it's Downton Abbey.
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And it's okay you feel
that way, Bonnie.
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I learned that
from Adam's share.
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Don't tell me
it's okay to feel this way
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when I don't even know
how I feel.
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And that's okay, too.
It is.
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All I know is, I have
one husband and one sponsee,
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and frankly I don't approve
of this canoodling.
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Don't you have
two sponsees?
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How does that help
my point, scoreboard?
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Maybe Adam's offering him
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a different perspective
from Al-Anon.
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Yeah, well,
Adam wouldn't even need Al-Anon
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if it wasn't for me.
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I don't think that's
the defense you think it is.
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Yeah, I'm with Bonnie.
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These two don't
make sense.
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I mean, Adam's
a man of the people
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and Rod's just a big
old strutting peacock.
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Mm.
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Being somebody's sponsor
doesn't mean
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that you're their
only source of inspiration.
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He can have other people
to talk to.
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Well, you're my only
source of inspiration.
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Don't you also
have a therapist?
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Damn it, Wendy.
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[laughter]
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Look at them over there,
hogging Beatrice.
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Hey.
[Snaps fingers]
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We'd like to order, too, guys.
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What would you like?
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Oh. Well, I'm-I'm not sure yet.
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[music playing over tablet]
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[singing along]: ♪ Out of
nowhere, you were there ♪
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♪ Satin jacket
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♪ Perfect hair...
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BONNIE: Wow. [Clears throat]
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One tea with Rod
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and you're practically throwing
your underwear at him.
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[exhales]
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All right, I was quick
to judge him.
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He's a cool guy.
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Yeah. He's become cooler since
I've been working with him.
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He's got issues.
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All confidential, of course,
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but here's a hint:
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Rhymes with "snoozes sniagra."
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Well, he's coming over to
give me a guitar lesson.
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That's gonna be fun.
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Oh. You two kids
made a playdate?
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- Yeah.
- Good. Good.
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I give you my blessing.
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Did I need
your blessing?
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I'm his sponsor,
you're my husband,
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it could get
complicated.
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There are things that
he may share with me about you
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that I can't tell you.
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And there may be things
you share with me about him
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that I may have to tell him.
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00:08:01,337 --> 00:08:03,168
You picking up
what I'm putting down?
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00:08:03,252 --> 00:08:07,008
Yeah. Don't tell him things
I don't want you to know.
212
00:08:07,438 --> 00:08:08,747
Why? What are
you hiding from me?
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[laughing]:
Can we just go to sleep?
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Yes. With my blessing.
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I couldn't find
my guitar.
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Do you know
where it is?
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You hide things from me,
I hide things from you.
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Did you know it's gonna
rain on the weekend?
219
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Did you know you're part
of the cleanup commitment?
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I'm supervising.
221
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Yeah, my housekeeper was right,
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that's not the same thing
as helping.
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Are you mad at me, love?
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I can't tell.
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Looks like you just
jumped out of a plane.
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Says the man
with the hair system.
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Did you get those plugs
with a Groupon?
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I see what's going on here.
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Sexual tension all coming out
all squishy.
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Like you could handle this.
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I could handle Tina Turner.
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You sure it wasn't a man
dressed like Tina Turner?
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Either way, quite a night.
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Rod, your mom's here
to pick you up!
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Sexy.
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00:09:13,714 --> 00:09:15,632
No, no, put your index
finger there. That's it.
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And your second finger
on the next fret.
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No, the next fret.
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No, the other next fret.
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00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,293
I think I know why
they call these things "frets."
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Okay, how's this?
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[strums chord]
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[laughs]:
Oh!
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That's lovely.
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Learn two more and you
can be in a punk band.
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Ugh. You make it look so easy.
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Well, I've been playing
since I was 12.
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It's funny, I only picked
it up to impress a girl.
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Well, I should say "a woman,"
'cause she was 32.
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Worked at the record shop.
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[chuckles] The things we do
to impress girls.
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Nothing else motivates me.
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I used to think I liked money,
but then I realized
254
00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:53,670
it's women who like money
and I like women.
255
00:09:54,157 --> 00:09:55,628
Well, that worked out for you.
256
00:09:55,712 --> 00:09:58,759
Did it? I'm in me 50s
and I live with me mum.
257
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,071
Yeah, I've never actually had
anything real,
258
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,074
like what, what you have
with Bonnie.
259
00:10:07,688 --> 00:10:08,772
You'll find it.
260
00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:10,643
Nah, I don't think so.
261
00:10:10,727 --> 00:10:14,818
When it comes to women,
I just can't stop the Rod show.
262
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:20,165
I even do it with Bonnie.
I keep trying to charm her.
263
00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:21,654
I get it.
264
00:10:21,985 --> 00:10:24,091
I'm like that around
pro football players.
265
00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:25,789
Real football, not your kind.
266
00:10:25,873 --> 00:10:27,399
[chuckles]
267
00:10:27,672 --> 00:10:29,358
There's just something
about them.
268
00:10:29,883 --> 00:10:31,664
I really want them
to respect me.
269
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,450
Are you friends
with pro football players?
270
00:10:34,766 --> 00:10:38,196
I had a shot at one, but
he could smell the desperation.
271
00:10:38,321 --> 00:10:41,021
Four calls in one afternoon,
and it was over.
272
00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:45,153
Adam, I can't imagine any man
not wanting to be with you.
273
00:10:47,165 --> 00:10:48,501
Sorry, left out a word.
274
00:10:48,594 --> 00:10:50,908
Not wanting to be friends
with you.
275
00:10:50,993 --> 00:10:52,250
[both laugh]
276
00:10:52,388 --> 00:10:53,563
Thanks, man.
277
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,899
See, that.
278
00:10:56,274 --> 00:10:58,258
That's what's missing
from my life.
279
00:10:58,819 --> 00:11:00,204
Men.
280
00:11:01,007 --> 00:11:03,219
My dad left
when I was a little kid,
281
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,001
and I blamed myself.
282
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:09,829
My bandmates were only in it
for the drugs and women.
283
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:18,446
I haven't had a real male friend
since I was nine years old.
284
00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,204
And he beat me up
for a bag of crisps.
285
00:11:23,738 --> 00:11:26,321
Hey.
Oh, hey, Rod.
286
00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:28,883
Are you okay?
287
00:11:29,446 --> 00:11:30,721
Rod was just telling me about...
288
00:11:30,805 --> 00:11:32,334
About the time I met
Cyndi Lauper.
289
00:11:32,418 --> 00:11:35,517
Oh, what a day. Guess girls
just really do want to have fun.
290
00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:37,643
Well, Mum's making a roast,
so off I go.
291
00:11:37,727 --> 00:11:38,905
By the way,
I think I'll be better off
292
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,730
with a male sponsor.
Take care.
293
00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,696
What did you do?
294
00:11:49,511 --> 00:11:51,987
I just don't get it.
What did I do wrong?
295
00:11:52,072 --> 00:11:54,636
It's not you. Rod said
he can't be himself with women.
296
00:11:54,737 --> 00:11:55,948
That's why
he needs a man.
297
00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,135
Oh, come on,
I'm manlier than most men.
298
00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,362
I'm manlier than you.
299
00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:03,346
Who owns more hair products?
Go.
300
00:12:03,987 --> 00:12:07,201
Now is not the time for this,
but Rod called my hair luscious.
301
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,993
I thought I was helping him.
302
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:12,902
Sometimes the thing
that helps the most
303
00:12:12,987 --> 00:12:14,815
is realizing
we're on the wrong path.
304
00:12:14,971 --> 00:12:17,323
Are you trying
to say the worst thing?
305
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,166
You were right.
306
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,124
This did get complicated.
307
00:12:21,247 --> 00:12:23,118
That's not helping.
308
00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,942
Damn it. "You were right"
usually works.
309
00:12:32,239 --> 00:12:34,701
Hey, Shawn, can you start
a dressing room for me?
310
00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:36,006
Be with you in one sec, Jill.
311
00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:37,591
I'm just finishing
with a customer.
312
00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:39,396
Oh, that's a first.
313
00:12:39,481 --> 00:12:42,122
[chuckles] Might as well be
at the Goodwill.
314
00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:46,160
I'm not sure
that's your color, love.
315
00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:48,020
What are you doing here?
316
00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:50,197
A little retail therapy.
317
00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:53,364
This is a woman's boutique.
That is a woman's blouse.
318
00:12:53,449 --> 00:12:58,004
Ah, when it looks this good,
it's just Rod's blouse, baby.
319
00:12:59,107 --> 00:13:01,345
Okay, Jill, do you want me
to put that in a dressing room?
320
00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:03,780
No. I just realized it's tacky.
321
00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:08,231
You live with your mom. How can
you even afford to shop here?
322
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:10,391
Oh, Capital One just sent me
a new credit card.
323
00:13:10,475 --> 00:13:12,950
I'm in a mad dash to max it out
before they realize
324
00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:14,656
the error of their ways.
325
00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:17,224
You know what?
This is my happy place.
326
00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:19,885
So I'm gonna act like
the music industry since 1988
327
00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,262
and ignore you.
328
00:13:22,661 --> 00:13:24,030
I've got that one, too, darling.
329
00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:25,333
Damn it.
330
00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,977
Don't you dare
step foot in Chanel.
331
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:33,869
Well, I hope you're happy.
332
00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:35,677
Well, I was just telling them,
my feet...
333
00:13:35,761 --> 00:13:39,157
Are about to be stomped on
unless you let me finish.
334
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,807
Can you let me out?
I need to pee.
335
00:13:41,892 --> 00:13:42,979
What... 20 minutes
you've been here.
336
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,151
Now I sit down and
you need to pee?
337
00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:46,023
You make me nervous,
and I had three waters.
338
00:13:46,108 --> 00:13:47,681
Hold it.
339
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,516
Bonnie, what's wrong?
340
00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:51,110
What's wrong is I was right.
341
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,221
I sat here in this booth
with Grandma Bunions
342
00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:54,846
and said Adam and
Rod hanging out
343
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:56,219
was gonna be nothing
but trouble.
344
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,699
What happened? Did
they get into a fight?
345
00:13:57,783 --> 00:13:59,368
Is Adam's hair okay?
346
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,270
Rod wants a new sponsor.
347
00:14:03,354 --> 00:14:04,954
Just go.
348
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:08,583
So what's the big deal? People
change sponsors all the time.
349
00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:11,150
That's true, I went through
five of them in jail.
350
00:14:11,235 --> 00:14:15,337
Shivved, shivved, paroled,
shivved, wasn't a good listener.
351
00:14:16,736 --> 00:14:18,088
How'd you get there?
352
00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:19,500
I'll never tell.
353
00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:24,144
Honey, we help people
for fun and for free.
354
00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:26,126
Stop making it about you.
355
00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:27,814
But I was really good at it.
356
00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:30,558
Well, I'm really good at it
and you've fired me 17 times.
357
00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:32,087
You want to go for 18?
358
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,735
The point is,
359
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:36,111
if you genuinely want
to help someone
360
00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:38,609
and they need something from you
that you can't give them,
361
00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:41,704
you should be happy they get it
from someone else.
362
00:14:42,914 --> 00:14:45,263
You know, nobody's ever asked
me to be their sponsor.
363
00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:46,821
What's up with that?
364
00:14:48,795 --> 00:14:50,977
Conversation for a
different time. I get it.
365
00:14:52,403 --> 00:14:54,010
You both are gonna say no,
366
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:57,126
but I'm starting to think
my ego got in the way here.
367
00:14:58,612 --> 00:15:00,226
- No.
- No.
368
00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:04,766
But wow,
what an evolved thing to say.
369
00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:06,855
All right, you can be
my sponsor again.
370
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,292
Wow. Didn't even get to
throw my hat in the ring.
371
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,034
Is it my vibe?
Am I too intense?
372
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,946
Answer me right now.
373
00:15:17,118 --> 00:15:20,032
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
I bought this months ago.
374
00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:22,766
[chuckles] Well,
they just threw this one in
375
00:15:22,914 --> 00:15:24,618
'cause, you know, I'm me.
376
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,010
Well, they've never given me
anything for free.
377
00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:29,602
Well, you were never
on Solid Goldwith Andy Gibb.
378
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,706
You had one song.
379
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:33,751
Satin jacket, perfect hair,
satin jacket, perfect hair.
380
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:36,048
So you have listened
to my music.
381
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:38,931
It came on the oldies station
in my car.
382
00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:40,628
Cha-ching.
383
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,370
Do you carry that around so
people know you're a musician?
384
00:15:43,454 --> 00:15:46,196
Do you carry that around
so people know you're rich?
385
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:51,378
I'm sorry, I...
I'm doing it again.
386
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:52,953
What?
387
00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:55,044
I'm putting on a show.
388
00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:58,103
I can't help myself.
389
00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:01,472
You're a woman and-and I feel
compelled to perform for you.
390
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,752
I see.
391
00:16:05,454 --> 00:16:07,657
I only recently learned this
about myself.
392
00:16:08,506 --> 00:16:10,728
[chuckles]:
I tried to shop it away, but...
393
00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:13,269
the feelings found me again.
394
00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:15,555
They always do.
395
00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:19,144
I'm not proud.
396
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:22,755
Well, that's the first time
you've acted like a human being
397
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,450
since I met you.
398
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,891
[exhales]
Thank you, Jill.
399
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,696
I just, I get so tired
of the game.
400
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,685
[guitar strumming]
401
00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:39,031
Whoopsie.
402
00:16:41,656 --> 00:16:43,092
Whoopsie.
403
00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:46,165
Whoopsie.
404
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,007
Hey. Listen to this.
405
00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:49,538
Yeah, I have been listening
and I'm hoping
406
00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:51,016
that song is called
"Whoopsie."
407
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,624
You sure you're okay
that Rod came over
408
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:54,547
to give me a lesson?
409
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:56,660
Well, I do wish that lesson
had been more effective,
410
00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,270
but I do want
what's best for Rod,
411
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:01,053
and I think being friends
with you is part of that.
412
00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:04,014
Awesome. But how about you give
the guitar a rest
413
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:05,539
while I show the apartment
across the courtyard?
414
00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:07,758
I don't want them thinking
a musician lives here.
415
00:17:07,842 --> 00:17:09,626
Eh, never mind. They won't.
416
00:17:10,158 --> 00:17:11,935
Hey, I've been making progress.
417
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,764
[guitar strumming]
418
00:17:13,848 --> 00:17:15,241
Whoopsie.
[sighs]
419
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:20,175
We cover all utilities and...
420
00:17:24,468 --> 00:17:27,759
Whoopsie, looks like the
painters are taking a break.
421
00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:33,092
Yes, we are waiting
for the base coat to dry.
422
00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:40,835
You guys hear
about Jill and Rod?
423
00:17:41,011 --> 00:17:42,514
I know, right?
424
00:17:42,614 --> 00:17:44,880
You can cover your mouths,
it's still gossip.
425
00:17:45,059 --> 00:17:46,576
You want to go over there
and talk about it
426
00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:47,717
away from Marjorie?
427
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,309
Hell yeah.
428
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,101
We need to talk.
429
00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:55,192
Oh, yeah, we do. The
Fongs took the apartment
430
00:17:55,277 --> 00:17:57,068
and they want to have you
and Rod over for dinner.
431
00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:58,559
They are very open-minded,
432
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,708
so I would not go unless
you want things to get weird.
433
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:01,792
Um...
434
00:18:02,401 --> 00:18:04,073
got to go.
435
00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:06,038
Hey, Bonnie,
436
00:18:06,122 --> 00:18:09,286
um, thank you for being
so understanding
437
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,474
about my decision
to find a new sponsor.
438
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:14,099
Of course. I want what's best
for you, it's not about me.
439
00:18:14,184 --> 00:18:16,677
Anyway, um,
I have a bit of situation,
440
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,176
and I was wondering if you could
help me find someone to talk to?
441
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:22,395
Let me introduce you
to Marjorie.
442
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,291
She's not a guy,
but she's running pretty low
443
00:18:24,376 --> 00:18:26,176
- on estrogen these days.
- [chuckles]
444
00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,186
Marjorie...
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