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"FOR EVERY ACTION,
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THERE IS AN OPPOSITE
AND EQUAL REACTION."
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WHO?
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ISAAC NEWTON,
THIRD LAW OF MOTION.
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AND HOW DOES THAT APPLY
TO THE NATURE OF MAN?
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ANYONE?
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SHAWN.
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YOU PUSH,
THEY PUSH BACK.
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CORRECT. WHY?
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BECAUSE MAN IS
A STUPID CREATURE
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WHO'D RATHER FIGHT
THAN USE HIS BRAIN.
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AND WHAT IDIOT SAID THAT?
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YOU DID.
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THE NAME OF THE GAME
IS SURVIVAL, SPORTS FANS.
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IN ORDER TO SURVIVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT,
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AND IF YOU FIGHT,
YOU'D BETTER DAMN WELL WIN,
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BECAUSE
IF YOU DON'T WIN,
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AND YOU DON'T USE YOUR BRAIN,
THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
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GUS.
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YOU LOSE?
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AND FOR THIS TROOP,
THAT IS NOT AN OPTION.
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COMPRENDE?
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SIR, YES, SIR!
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BECAUSE LOSING
IS FOR LOW-LIFES.
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LOSING IS FOR QUITTERS.
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ARE YOU BOYS LOW-LIFES?
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ARE YOU BOYS QUITTERS?
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SIR, NO, SIR!
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TROOP 101, TEN-HUT!
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GEMEN,
WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK
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ON JUNIOR BOBCAT MANUAL'S
INFAMOUS EXERCISE NUMBER 32,
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"THE LAUNCHING
OF A SOLID FUEL ROCKET."
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NOW, ONE OF YOU LUCKY GRUNTS
IS GOING TO NATHIS THING,
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAUL ASS
BACK TO ME.
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THE PRIZE?
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A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE.
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BUT IF YOU LOSE...
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WHAT DOES THE LOSER GET, SHAWN?
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HE GETS TO LOOK ON
WITH ENVY.
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THAT IS CORRECT.
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HE GETS TO LOOK ON WITH ENVY,
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BECAUSE THAT,
GENTLEMEN,
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IS THE AMERICAN WAY.
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ON YOUR MARKS!
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[TICKING]
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READY...
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SET...
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GO!
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[***]
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WHAT'S THIS?
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[PANTING]:
A PARACHUTE.
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I SENT YOU AFTER A ROCKET.
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SHAWN...
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WHERE'S MY ROCKET?
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I THOUGHT HE HAD IT.
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A SHORTCUT.
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YOU TOOK A SHORTCUT.
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A SHORTCUT, HUH?
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PROVE IT.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
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I BEAT YOU
THIS TIME...
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I'M EATING THE SUNDAE.
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[ROCKET SCREAMING]
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[SNARE DRUM BEATING]
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OOH! JUST IN TIME.
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FOR WHAT?
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THE ANNUAL CIVIL WAR
RE-ENACTORS' MELTDOWN.
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THE EVENT ISN'T
UNTIL NEXT WEEKEND.
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YEAH, BUT THIS IS THE BEST PART.
THE REHEARSAL.
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THIS IS WHAT
THEY SHOULD CHARGE FOR.
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FORM BATTLE LINES!
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PREPARE MUSKETS!
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IS THAT LASSITER?
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YES, IT IS.
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WHAT DIED ON HIS FACE?
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CHARGE!
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[CANNONS BOOMING]
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[MEN BELLOWING]
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STOP
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STOPST, STOP!
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STOP!
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[WARBLES ON BUGLE]
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OKAY, GUYS,
THAT WAS BETTER.
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REALLY, IT WAS GOOD, ACTUALLY.
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OKAY.
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IT WASN'T GOOD.
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LOOK, GUYS,
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I KNOW I PROMISED
LAST WEEK
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THAT I WASN'T GOING TO GIVE
ANY MORE NOTES,
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BUT GUYS, COME ON.
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THAT LAST CHARGE, IT WAS...
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HOW DO I SAY THIS?
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IT WAS A SOUL-SUCKING
EMBARRASSMENT
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THAT MADE ME ASHAMED
TO WEAR THE UNIFORM.
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LUKE BAUER?
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WHERE'S LUKE?
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COLONEL LASSITER, SIR!
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LUKE, WHAT DID I SAY
ABOUT THE BAYONET GAG?
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HUH?
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TOO MUCH.
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THERE'S GOING TO BE KIDS
WATCHING THIS.
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WE DON'T WANT
THE PEOPLE IN THE GRANDSTANDS
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TO VOMIT.
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OKAY...
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I KNOW
WE HAVEN'T RE-ENACTED THIS ONE
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FOR A WHILE,
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BUT THE BATTLE
AT PIPER'S COVE, KENTUCKY,
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1864,
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IS SPECIAL TO ME.
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IT ENDED
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CONFEDERATE RAIDER
QUANTRILL'S PLOT
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TO ASSASSINATE LINCOLN,
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AND IT INVOLVED
MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
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COLONEL MUSCUM T. LASSITER.
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MUSCUM?
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WHAT THE HELL IS A MUSCUM?
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IT WAS A VERY COMMON NAME
OF THE ERA.
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HISTORY CHANNEL.
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ESPN, GUS.
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CHANNEL 206.
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I'M BEGGING YOU.
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HEY, JULES.
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WANT TO JOIN?
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OH, CAN I?
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DO YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN HOOP SKIRT?
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I RENT ONE.
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SALLY REYNOLDS,
FRONT AND CENTER.
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YOU MISSED YOUR CUE,
SALLY.
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THE CANNON FIRED,
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YET NO SALLY.
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I GOT STUCK
IN THE HOSPITAL TENT.
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SERGEANT MENISH
HAD A QUICK QUESTION
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ABOUT HIS HOMEOWNER'S POLICY.
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HOW TOUCHING.
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HOWEVER, TODAY,
YOU'RE NOT HERE
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TO SELL INSURANCE,
SALLY.
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TODAY, YOU ARE HERE
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TO HELP ME WIN THE CIVIL WAR,
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AND ACCORDING
TO OUR BATTLE PLAN,
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WHEN THE FIFTH CANNON
FIRES,
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YOU EXIT THE HOSPITAL TENT
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AND YOU SHOOT CAPTAIN QUANTRILL
OFF HIS HORSE.
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THERE'S NO NEED TO GET NASTY.
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I AGREE.
TOTALLY OUT OF LINE.
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SORRY!
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I DIDN'T THINK
YOU COULD HEAR THAT!
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SALLY...
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SWEET SALLY...
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IF YOU DO NOT
POINT YOUR GUN
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AT CAPTAIN QUANTRILL
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AND FIRE
AT THE PRESCRIBED MOMENT,
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THE AUDIENCE
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WILL NOT BE ABLE
TO MAKE HEADS NOR TAILS
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OF WHAT WE ARE DOING,
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AND IT WILL APPEAR
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AS IF THE EVIL
CAPTAIN QUANTRILL,
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NOW BEING PORTRAYED
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BY OUR HORRIFYINGLY
METHOD-ACTING NELSON POE,
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WHO HAPPENED TO ROLL
WAY OFF HIS MARK,
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BY THE WAY,
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FELL OFF HIS HORSE,
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AND IS LYING HERE
FOR NO APPARENT REASON AT ALL.
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GET UP, NELSON.
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NELSON, I SWEAR TO GOD,
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IF YOU'RE SLEEPING
THROUGH REHEARSAL AGAIN...
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I SAID GET UP!
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OKAY...
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EITHER THAT GUY
IS A PHENOMENAL ACTOR,
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OR HE'S DEAD.
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* I KNOW YOU KNOW
THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH *
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* I KNOW YOU KNOW
THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF *
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* EMBRACE THE DECEPTION *
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* LEARN HOW TO BEND *
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OH, COME ON.
LET ME IN ON THIS.
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NO.
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I WAS THERE,
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INEXPLICABLY DRAWN
TO THE SCENE.
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I WAS MEANT
TO SOLVE THIS CASE.
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IT'S SORT OF LIKE
A MIRACLE.
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YOU HAVE BEEN OUT THERE
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EVERY WEEKEND
WE'VE REHEARSED,
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AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU
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TRYING TO THROW M&Ms
IN THE INJURED SOLDIERS' MOUTHS.
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OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
THOSE WERE SKITTLES,
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AND THEY HAVE
A RAINBOW OF FLAVORS.
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THE ANSWER IS STILL NO.
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BEAT IT.
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OH!
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HOLD IT.
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I'M SUDDENLY
SEEING NELSON.
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THE BULLET
TRAVELING THROUGH THE AIR...
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TEARING, RIPPING...
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PAIN...
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THE BULLET WENT
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STRAIGHT THROUGH
HIS HEART.
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THIS WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT,
DETECTIVE.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KNOW THAT,
AND I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS.
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THIS CASE IS PERSONAL.
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ONE OF MY SOLDIERS
WAS KILLED ON MY WATCH,
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AND I, NOT YOU,
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AM GOING TO
CLEAN IT UP.
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WE CLEAR?
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I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE
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WITH SOMETHING AS TRADITIONAL
AS "WE CLEAR?"
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YOU COULD'VE GONE
FOREIGN, RIGHT?
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"COMPRENDE." "CAPICHE."
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COULD HAVE HAD
A LITTLE FUN WITH IT.
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"YOU DIG MY GIST, SWEET-PANTS?"
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THESE ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS.
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AND TO YOU, THE CENTRAL
RE-ENACTMENT COMMITTEE,
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I SAY, AS OF TODAY,
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THE EVENT NEXT WEEKEND
IS STILL ON,
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PENDING AN INVESTIGATION.
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NOW, MOST OF YOU
ARE COPS.
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SHOULD WE FIND
ANY EVIDENCE
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THAT THIS WAS NOT
AN ACCIDENT
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AND DO NOT
MAKE AN ARREST,
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WE WILL RE-EVALUATE
AT THAT TIME.
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THAT SAID, DETECTIVE LASSITER,
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I WANT TO KNOW HOW,
I WANT TO KNOW WHO,
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I WANT TO KNOW WHY--
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OH.
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OH, IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO GET OFF.
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IT TAKES A LONG TIME
TO UNSTICK THE GLUE.
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FINE.
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[STIFLED WHIMPER]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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THANK YOU, CHIEF.
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PENDING
THE CORONER'S REPORT,
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I'D HAVE TO SAY
THERE ARE NO INDICATIONS
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OF FOUL PLAY.
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THE GENERAL CONSENSUS
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IS THAT A LIVE ROUND
GOT MIXED IN WITH OUR BLANKS.
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MR. MAHONEY'S THE REGIMENT'S
MUNITIONS EXPERT...
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AND JEWELER,
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ONE OF SANTA BARBARA'S
FINEST.
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HE CAN EXPAND ON THIS.
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MR. MAHONEY.
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AS YOU KNOW, DETECTIVE,
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WE HAD LIVE ROUND
TARGET PRACTICE
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THIS PAST WEEKEND.
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ALONG WITH YOU,
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WE ASSUMED A MUSKET BALL
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GOT STUCK
IN ONE OF OUR RIFLES,
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LAID THERE UNSEEN,
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AND THEN A BLANK
WAS INSERTED
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DURING
THE LAST REHEARSAL.
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POOR NELSON.
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A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE,
TRAGIC ACCIDENT.
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OUR BATTLES MEANT
SO MUCH TO HIM.
253
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,000
ANYWAY...
254
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,233
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL
POLICE INVESTIGATION,
255
00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,700
SO LET'S FOCUS
ON OUR SCHEMATIC,
256
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,800
NAIL DOWN
THE SPECIFICS.
257
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,400
DETECTIVE O'HARA?
PLEASE.
258
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,667
[WHISPERING]: HEY.
259
00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:38,800
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
260
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,967
WHY DO YOU KEEP
STARING AT ME?
261
00:09:41,466 --> 00:09:43,166
ONE,
262
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,299
IT'S OUR UNDERSTANDING
263
00:09:44,299 --> 00:09:45,800
THAT THE VICTIM
WAS SHOT OFF HIS HORSE
264
00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,466
AT THE TOP OF THE CREEK BANK
HERE...
265
00:09:47,466 --> 00:09:49,166
[GUNSHOT, HORSE WHINNIES]
266
00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,134
AND THEN ROLLED...
267
00:09:51,366 --> 00:09:52,867
TO THE CREEK BED HERE.
268
00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:55,134
TWO, WE KNOW NELSON
WAS FACING WEST.
269
00:09:55,134 --> 00:09:56,233
WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS
OUR ATTENTIONS HERE
270
00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:57,333
ON THE OPPOSITE BANK,
271
00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,767
WHERE WE ASSUME
THE SHOT ORIGINATED.
272
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,134
"ASSUME"?
273
00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:03,233
DETECTIVE...
274
00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,233
SPENCER.
275
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,333
WHAT ABOUT THREE,
276
00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,433
THE MISSING BULLET?
277
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,199
I SAW IT
278
00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:12,166
RIPPING THROUGH
NELSON'S BODY,
279
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:15,266
IN THROUGH THE FRONT,
OUT THROUGH THE BACK,
280
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,700
AND IT STILL HASN'T BEEN FOUND.
281
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,067
WAIT.
282
00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,767
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ALL THAT?
283
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:21,366
LASSIE, YOU WANT
TO TAKE THIS ONE?
284
00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:23,333
HE HAD AN "EPISODE"
285
00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,333
IN THE HALLWAY.
286
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,333
LOOK, I CAN HANDLE THIS
287
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,500
MYSELF.
288
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:28,933
NELSON...
289
00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:30,134
NELSON, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
290
00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:31,667
YOU'RE TEENY.
291
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,900
YOU WERE SHOT THROUGH THE HEART?
292
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,800
NO, THAT WAS
PRIVILEGED INFORMATION.
293
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,600
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
SHH, SHH.
294
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,833
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?
295
00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,833
IT'S BOLD,
BUT I'LL RUN WITH IT.
296
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,067
HE SAYS PEOPLE DON'T GET
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
297
00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,633
BY ACCIDENT.
298
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,833
HE SAYS HE WAS MURDERED.
299
00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,500
YOU'RE HIRED.
300
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,366
YOU TOLD THEM WHAT?
301
00:11:01,366 --> 00:11:02,500
GUS, SHE WAS HOT,
302
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,700
AND SHE WAS DRESSED
AS A NURSE.
303
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,233
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT THAT.
304
00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,533
OH, COME ON.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
305
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,833
NOT IMPRESS HER?
306
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,900
PLUS THE TINY FIGURINE
307
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,500
MADE A VERY CONVINCING
ARGUMENT.
308
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,733
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU'LL PROVE MURDER
309
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,000
WITH TWO LOUSY
BULLET HOLES.
310
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000
OH, RELAX.
311
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,366
I DID SOME CHECKING
ON NELSON POE.
312
00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:17,833
NOBODY LIKED HIM, EVER...
313
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,266
AND SECOND OF ALL...
314
00:11:20,266 --> 00:11:21,833
WHAT?
315
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,566
DUDE, I DON'T HAVE
A "SECOND OF ALL."
316
00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:25,600
AND WE KNOW NELSON
317
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,667
WAS ON TOP OF THE RIDGE
318
00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:28,134
FACING THE UNION SOLDIERS
OVER HERE
319
00:11:28,134 --> 00:11:29,333
WHEN HE WAS SHOT,
320
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:30,266
SO SCHWARTZ,
TAKE TEAM "A",
321
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:31,533
CHECK OUT THAT HIGH GRASS.
322
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,800
O'HARA, TAKE TEAM "B",
323
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,900
START GOING OVER THE RIDGE.
324
00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,433
DO IT.
325
00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:41,333
YES, SIR.
326
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,833
[SHAWN CHUCKLING]
327
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,134
FIND SOMETHING AMUSING?
328
00:11:45,134 --> 00:11:46,466
MILDLY AMUSING.
329
00:11:46,466 --> 00:11:48,000
MORE ODD.
330
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,500
DELIGHTFUL,
IN A QUEER SORT OF WAY.
331
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,967
FOR YOUR EDIFICATION,
THE RE-ENACTMENT OF--
332
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,199
"EDIFICATION"?
333
00:11:54,199 --> 00:11:55,333
YEAH, "EDIFICATION."
334
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,700
IS THAT LEGAL?
335
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,767
LIKE, IN PUBLIC?
336
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,199
PUBLIC EDIFICATION'S LEGAL?
337
00:11:59,199 --> 00:12:00,967
IT MEANS
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION."
338
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,166
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT?
339
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,967
FOR YOUR EDIFICATION,
340
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,533
THE RE-ENACTMENT OF BATTLES,
341
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:08,000
BATTLES FOUGHT
BY OUR FOREFATHERS
342
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,134
TO PRESERVE THIS UNION,
343
00:12:09,134 --> 00:12:10,433
IS A SACRED TRUST.
344
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,967
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE, ANYWAY?
345
00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,600
I'M A BIT
OF A CIVIL WAR BUFF.
346
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,466
I'M READING THE DIRT,
THE TREES,
347
00:12:15,466 --> 00:12:16,500
THE HOT DOG STAND.
348
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,034
NO REAL INFORMATION
THERE,
349
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:19,466
BUT THEY DO
GREAT SAUERKRAUT.
350
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:21,500
I MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO
HELP YOU NAME A SUSPECT.
351
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,800
LIKE I TOLD YOU,
352
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,366
WE'RE 95% SURE
THIS WAS AN ACCIDENTAL SHOOTING.
353
00:12:24,366 --> 00:12:26,333
WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER FIVE PERCENT?
354
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,299
IF I AM WRONG,
WE WILL HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE.
355
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:29,500
YOU TWO WILL BE
CORDIALLY INVITED
356
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,667
TO SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO."
357
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,900
SEEMS FAIR.
358
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,299
HEY.
359
00:12:35,299 --> 00:12:36,933
CAN I WEAR YOUR FACE WIG?
360
00:12:42,366 --> 00:12:43,566
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
361
00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:47,199
SHOCKINGLY,
LASSITER IS HOLDING OUT ON US.
362
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,700
I DO NOT THINK THAT HE THINKS
THAT THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT.
363
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,199
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
364
00:12:51,199 --> 00:12:53,366
I SAW THREE NAMES
CHECKED OFF THE ROSTER
365
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:54,233
ON HIS CLIPBOARD.
366
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,333
WHAT NAMES?
367
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,400
GUS...
368
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,700
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
369
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:03,633
[***]
370
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:27,533
WHAT IS THIS?
371
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:28,767
THE BATTLEFIELD.
372
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,400
BASED ON WHAT?
373
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,900
THE BRIEFING BOARD
AT THE POLICE STATION.
374
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,100
YOU DID THIS FROM MEMORY?
375
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,166
YES.
376
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,533
YOU SAID YOU SAW IT
FOR TWO MINUTES.
377
00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:36,900
RIGHT, TWO WHOLE MINUTES.
378
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,700
YOU GOT PROBLEMS.
379
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,867
FACTOID--
380
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:42,633
A MUSKET IS ACCURATE
FROM 30 YARDS.
381
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,600
POE.
382
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,733
G.C.
383
00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:51,667
G.C.?
384
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,433
GEORGE CHESLOW.
385
00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:57,667
GEORGE CHESLOW?
386
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,667
FROM SIXTH GRADE?
387
00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,767
LITTLE GEORGIE.
388
00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,067
HE'S LIKE A DENTIST NOW.
389
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,433
REALLY.
390
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:07,000
SEE YOU
IN SIX MONTHS.
391
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,600
WE GO IN, WE CHECK IT OUT,
392
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,034
WE SEE IF GEORGE CHESLOW
HAD ANY REASON
393
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,134
TO MURDER SOMEBODY...
394
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:13,333
POP OUT.
395
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,100
MR. GUSTER.
396
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,400
THE DENTIST WILL SEE YOU NOW.
397
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,500
SWEET.
398
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,767
WHOA. ME?
399
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:20,067
MY TEETH ARE GORGEOUS.
400
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,134
YOU SAID THE APPOINTMENT
WAS FOR YOU.
401
00:14:21,134 --> 00:14:22,867
RIGHT,
FOR ME TO DO SOME SNOOPING,
402
00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:25,233
BECAUSE I'M A MUCH BETTER
SNOOPER THAN YOU ARE.
403
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,333
JUST KEEP HIM OCCUPIED.
404
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,933
OCCUPIED? HOW?
405
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,134
[MUMBLING]
406
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,466
GUS, STOP IT. BE A MAN.
407
00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:37,266
[MUMBLING ANGRILY]
408
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:38,433
WHAT'S HE SAYING?
409
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:39,867
HE SAYS HIS TEETH ARE GORGEOUS.
410
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,433
[MUMBLES AGREEMENT]
411
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,800
I'M SORRY, SHAWN,
412
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,767
BUT THE REASON YOU HAVE TO
BE HERE, TOO, IS...
413
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:47,000
UH, GEORGE, GUS HAS PHOBIAS,
414
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,867
AND BEING ALONE
IN THE DENTIST'S CHAIR IS ONE.
415
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,466
HE COULD SNAP AT ANY MOMENT.
416
00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:51,800
THIS IS ACTUALLY
FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION.
417
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,166
LAST TIME, HE BIT OFF
AN INDEX FINGER.
418
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,767
THANKFULLY, I WAS THERE.
419
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,733
THEY WERE ABLE TO SAVE
EVERYTHING BUT THE NAIL.
420
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,466
OOPS.
421
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,800
PARDON MOI.
422
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,967
HONEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
423
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,166
OH, SURE.
424
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,933
GENTLEMEN, DUTY CALLS.
425
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:15,933
[MUMBLING]
426
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,700
OH, AND THE CREDIT CARD
WON'T GO THROUGH.
427
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,034
DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH?
428
00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:21,566
OH, UH, SURE, YEAH.
429
00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:24,433
I'VE GOT TENNIS,
THEN DINNER WITH KAREN.
430
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,400
OKAY, I'LL HIT
AN ATM...
431
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,933
DON'T WAIT UP
IF I'M LATE.
432
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,067
OH, OKAY.
433
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,100
ALL RIGHT.
BYE, SWEETIE.
434
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,100
GOOD SHOPPING.
435
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,466
RWOWR.
436
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,433
AH, YES.
437
00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:42,633
GEORGE, I HEARD
YOU GOT MARRIED,
438
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,067
BUT WOW, HUH?
439
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,266
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING--
440
00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:46,600
"WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?"
441
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,767
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WHERE IS IT WRITTEN
442
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:49,166
THAT THE UGLY GUY
NEVER GETS THE GIRL?
443
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,199
EVERYWHERE, MAN.
444
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,400
OH. AH...
445
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,266
NO, WE'RE FINE.
WE'RE GOOD.
446
00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:58,333
THAT'S BETTER. YOU'RE FINE.
447
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,667
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
448
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,233
LET'S SEE...HERE...
449
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,533
SO, UH...
450
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,199
HOW IS MARRIED LIFE
451
00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:06,667
TREATING YOU THESE DAYS,
GEORGE?
452
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,733
EVERYTHING...
453
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,233
EVERYTHING SOLID?
454
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:13,800
WHY ARE YOU SNOOPING
AROUND HERE, SHAWN?
455
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,067
YOU THINK I DID THIS?
456
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,566
BECAUSE ERLENE
WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH POE?
457
00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:18,867
HMM?
458
00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,034
YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
459
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:24,833
OF COURSE I KNEW, GEORGE.
460
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,266
I'M A PSYCHIC.
461
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,933
IT WAS OVER.
462
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,067
COMPLETELY OVER.
463
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:31,433
I'M BEYOND IT
AND ERLENE'S BEYOND IT.
464
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,466
AT LEAST, I...THINK SHE IS.
465
00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:34,533
I...
466
00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,800
I HAD SOME GAUZE.
467
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,500
RIGHT... JUST...
468
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,833
OH, THERE WE GO.
469
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:45,400
THANK YOU.
470
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,067
GEORGE,
DO YOU WEAR YOUR GLASSES
471
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,333
OUT ON THE BATTLEFIELD?
472
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,700
OH, I WANT TO,
BUT LASSITER WON'T LET ME.
473
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,166
SAYS THEY'RE NOT OF THE PERIOD.
474
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,333
OPEN, AND...THERE.
475
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,466
IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
476
00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:58,466
GUS HERE DOESN'T THINK
YOU DID IT.
477
00:16:58,466 --> 00:16:59,466
NEITHER DOES SHAWN.
478
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,500
WELL, THANKS, GUYS.
479
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,233
I APPRECIATE THAT.
480
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,767
OOPS.
481
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:04,900
"OOPS"?
SMALL CAVITY.
482
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,299
I DON'T HAVE
ANY CAVITIES--
483
00:17:06,299 --> 00:17:07,466
IT'S RIGHT ON THE SURFACE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
484
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:08,667
AH! AH!
485
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,067
THERE WE GO.
486
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,733
AH! AH!
487
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,400
THERE'S MY TROUPER.
488
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,700
LISTEN, GEORGIE,
489
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,166
NOBODY'S DRILLING
IN MY MOUTH FOR ANYTHING.
490
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,933
[MUMBLING SLIGHTLY]:
MY TEETH ARE PERFECT.
491
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:20,600
[MUMBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY]
492
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,833
GEORGE!
493
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,034
WHY AM I SURPRISED?
494
00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:27,166
FUNNY COINCIDENCE.
HEY, JULES.
495
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,767
GEORGE,
I HATE TO SAY THIS,
496
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:29,933
BUT YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
497
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,433
FOR THE MURDER
OF NELSON POE.
498
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:32,566
WHAT?
499
00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:33,667
ON WHAT GROUNDS?
500
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,166
YOU SAID IT WAS
AN ACCIDENT.
501
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,166
WE DISCOVERED
A STACK OF LOVE LETTERS
502
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,166
AT NELSON'S HOUSE,
503
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,166
INDICATING HE WAS HAVING
504
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,333
AN AFFAIR
WITH YOUR WIFE,
505
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,400
AND THAT YOU'D
THREATENED TO KILL HIM.
506
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,600
OH, COME ON.
507
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,466
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
508
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,333
[CLATTERS]
509
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,266
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, OKAY.
510
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,733
[MUMBLING]
511
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:58,767
WHAT DID HE SAY?
512
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,600
FIRST...
513
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,933
I TOLD YOU SO.
514
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,534
SECONDLY, I THINK
GEORGE CHESLOW
515
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:07,833
IS AN INNOCENT MAN.
516
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,966
YEAH, YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT.
517
00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:10,133
WE DO HAVE A PAPER-THIN CASE.
518
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,434
I MEAN, ALL WE'VE GOT
519
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:12,734
IS MOTIVE, MEANS,
AND OPPORTUNITY.
520
00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:13,734
LOOK, GUYS,
521
00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:15,634
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT.
522
00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:18,067
I WAS SIPPING ICE WINE
WITH A BABY TREE MONKEY,
523
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,534
THEN I FELL,
AND I LANDED IN A WOODED AREA,
524
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:23,634
AND THAT'S WHERE I SAW
NELSON POE GET SHOT,
525
00:18:23,634 --> 00:18:25,434
ONLY IN MY DREAM,
526
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:29,267
THE SHOOTER WAS MUCH CLOSER
THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.
527
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:30,667
THIS IS A MINIE BALL.
528
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:31,833
AM I RIGHT?
529
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:32,933
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
530
00:18:32,933 --> 00:18:33,833
YOUR DESK.
531
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,634
NOW, IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE
532
00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:38,701
THAT MINIE BALLS CAUSE HUGE,
GAPING HOLES IN HUMAN FLESH,
533
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,600
WHICH LEADS
TO A QUANDARY
534
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,634
IN MY DREAM.
535
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:42,734
WHY WAS
NELSON POE'S EXIT WOUND...
536
00:18:42,734 --> 00:18:44,567
SO SMALL?
537
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,367
IF GEORGE CHESLOW
538
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,100
HAD BEEN
IN THAT WOODED AREA,
539
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,434
HE WAS WAY TOO FAR
TO MAKE A SHOT
540
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:51,900
THAT CAUSED SUCH A LITTLE HOLE.
541
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:55,600
WHOEVER SHOT NELSON
WAS MUCH, MUCH CLOSER.
542
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,900
AND THIS "WHOEVER" WOULD BE...
543
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,067
ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK?
544
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,434
SO YOU'VE GOT NOTHING.
545
00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:02,900
THANK YOU
FOR THE RANDOM SPECULATION.
546
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,200
GOODBYE.
547
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,400
MR. SPENCER,
IF YOU CAN'T NAME NAMES,
548
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,933
I'M AFRAID HE'S RIGHT
THIS TIME.
549
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,000
FINE.
550
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,567
I'LL GET YOU A NAME...
551
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,200
AND I'M GOING TO
GET YOU A WOMAN.
552
00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:17,400
"AFRAID" HE'S RIGHT?
553
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,701
"THIS TIME"?
554
00:19:21,267 --> 00:19:22,600
IT'S A GIFT,
ACTUALLY,
555
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,734
FOR MY SON.
556
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:25,000
A SURPRISE OF SORTS.
557
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,067
THIS WAY, HE,
MY SON,
558
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,534
WILL BE ABLE
TO KEEP TRACK OF TIME
559
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,033
FOR A CHANGE.
560
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:31,467
KID WAS LATE AT BIRTH.
561
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:32,966
HE'S BEEN LATE
EVER SINCE.
562
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:34,933
NOW HE IS GOING TO HAVE
563
00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:38,133
A GOLD POCKET WATCH
JUST LIKE MINE.
564
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,367
I'VE HAD MINE FOR 30 YEARS.
565
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:41,500
I SEE.
566
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,701
NOW, THE INSCRIPTION...
567
00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:43,933
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE IT TO SAY?
568
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,600
"SHAWN," UH...
569
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,233
"DON'T LOSE THIS WATCH.
570
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,000
HENRY SPENCER."
571
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,300
"SPENCER"--
572
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,701
WHAT? TOO MUCH?
573
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:55,900
N-NO.
574
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,000
IT'S JUST THAT YOUR SON
IS NO DOUBT FAMILIAR
575
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,534
WITH YOUR LAST NAME.
576
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:01,133
IT MIGHT...
577
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,866
CONTRADICT
THE SENTIMENT.
578
00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:04,634
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST?
579
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:05,667
UH...
580
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,033
"LOVE, DAD"?
581
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,167
[LAUGHS]
582
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,734
"LOVE, DAD"?
583
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,866
YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST PUT "KISSY, KISSY"?
584
00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:14,367
RIGHT. TOO MUSHY.
585
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:15,667
NO PROBLEM.
586
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,167
SO, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,
LET'S SEE...
587
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,966
VINTAGE GOLD
POCKET WATCH...
588
00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:20,567
GOLD CHAIN...
589
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,933
TAXES
AND ENGRAVING...
590
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:26,567
COMES TO A TOTAL OF...
591
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:27,767
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
592
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,100
WHAT ABOUT MY DISCOUNT?
593
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,500
I'M EX-COP.
HALF THE REGIMENT'S COP.
594
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,634
I THOUGHT WE AGREED
ON 400 BUCKS.
595
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:34,801
YES, WE DID, BUT...
596
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,133
AT FOUR DOLLARS
PER ENGRAVED LETTER,
597
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:39,167
THAT ADDS A TOTAL OF...
598
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,467
$210.
599
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,067
ALL RIGHT, TAKE AWAY...
600
00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:45,933
"SHAWN," "THIS WATCH,"
"SPENCER."
601
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,200
HOW MUCH DOES THAT COME OUT TO?
602
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,334
UH, $56
FOR THE ENGRAVING,
603
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,500
PLUS TAX...
604
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,100
460 EVEN.
605
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,701
AND WHAT DOES
THE REVISED INSCRIPTION READ?
606
00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:59,200
UH, "DON'T LOSE, HENRY."
607
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,534
CLEAN.
608
00:21:00,534 --> 00:21:02,067
TO THE POINT.
609
00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:03,334
I LIKE IT.
610
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:04,434
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
611
00:21:04,434 --> 00:21:05,734
COME IN.
612
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,267
MR. GUSTER, I KNOW YOU SAID
613
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,334
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE
INTERRUPTED,
614
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,434
BUT THERE'S A LIEUTENANT CRUNCH
615
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,500
HERE TO SEE YOU.
616
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,600
CRUNCH?
617
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,133
ACTUALLY,
I'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
618
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,734
IT'S CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
619
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,667
THANK YOU.
620
00:21:21,701 --> 00:21:23,300
NOT IN A THOUSAND YEARS.
621
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,300
DUDE, WE ARE JOINING
THAT REGIMENT.
622
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,334
NO, WE'RE NOT, SHAWN.
623
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:26,600
THEY'RE DOWN TO 30 GUYS...
624
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,866
PLEASE, I HAVE A MEETING IN--
625
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:29,100
AND THIS MYSTERY
IS STILL WIDE OPEN.
626
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,600
GUS, THINK ABOUT IT.
627
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,334
CAMPING OUT UNDER THE STARS.
628
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,434
LIVING HISTORY.
629
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:34,767
EATING BEANS AND ROTTEN MEAT
630
00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:36,701
WITH MEN WHO REEK
OF VALOR.
631
00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:38,133
THERE'S JUST ONE THING
YOU HAVEN'T CONSIDERED
632
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,701
IN THIS PERFECT SCENARIO
OF YOURS, SHAWN.
633
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:41,866
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'VE CONSIDERED EVERYTHING.
634
00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:43,133
REALLY?
635
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:44,534
AND WHAT ROLE WOULD I PLAY
636
00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:46,000
IN THIS PRODUCTION OF YOURS?
637
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,634
I DON'T-- WHAT DO YOU--
638
00:21:47,634 --> 00:21:48,833
WHAT ROLE WOULD I PLAY
639
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,400
IN THE MIDST
OF ALL THOSE HARDCORE,
640
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,900
DOWN-TO-THE-LAST-DETAIL
CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTORS?
641
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,000
WOULD I BE--
642
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,133
NO.
643
00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:58,067
GUS...NO.
644
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,233
OKAY.
645
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:01,233
THEN MAYBE WOULD I BE--
NEVER.
646
00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:02,133
WHO ARE YOU
TALKING TO?
647
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:03,200
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
648
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,500
THIS IS ME.
649
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,833
THEN WHAT, SHAWN?
WHAT WOULD I BE?
650
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,634
BECAUSE I TELL YOU,
THERE IS NO WAY,
651
00:22:07,634 --> 00:22:09,300
NO WAY,
THAT I WOULD EVER--
652
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,567
NEVER, EVER--
653
00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:12,434
MAY I PLEASE TELL YOU
WHAT I WAS THINKING?
654
00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:14,133
WHAT?
655
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,267
I WAS THINKING GLORY.
656
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,300
I WAS THINKING DENZEL.
657
00:22:20,866 --> 00:22:23,233
DID YOU JUST SAY "DENZEL"?
658
00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,567
AS IN DENZEL WASHINGTON?
659
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:25,634
NO, THE OTHER DENZEL.
660
00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:26,667
OF COURSE...
661
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:28,434
AND WE WILL PUT YOU
ON A HORSE,
662
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,233
AND WE WILL GIVE YOU
YOUR OWN SWORD...
663
00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:33,133
AND YOU WILL HAVE
A CHESTFUL OF MEDALS.
664
00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:34,567
YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
YOU CAN BE A PILOT.
665
00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:38,033
THE AIR FORCE WASN'T FORMED
UNTIL WORLD WAR I.
666
00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:39,334
THAT'S FAIR.
667
00:22:39,334 --> 00:22:41,367
SO YOU CAN'T BE A PILOT.
668
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:42,833
LOOK, I CALLED
MR. MAHONEY--
669
00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,434
HE'S MR. UNIFORM--
670
00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:48,267
AND I TOLD HIM TO MAKE YOU
SOMETHING SPECTACULAR.
671
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,634
DENZEL WASHINGTON.
672
00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:56,900
CAPTAIN MAHONEY.
673
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,300
YOU SAID
WE NEEDED RECRUITS.
674
00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,534
VOILA.
675
00:22:59,534 --> 00:23:01,033
AH.
676
00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:02,300
WELCOME ABOARD, SON.
677
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,801
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU BACK
SO SOON.
678
00:23:03,801 --> 00:23:06,267
DON'T KNOW IF THE UNIFORMS
ARE READY YET.
679
00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:08,367
BUT IT IS...
SPECTACULAR?
680
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:09,467
YOU SAW GLORY?
681
00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:10,701
IT'S THE BEST WE HAD.
682
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,267
WELL, COME ALONG.
683
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,734
SPECTACULAR, DUDE.
684
00:23:15,801 --> 00:23:16,866
WOW, CAPTAIN.
685
00:23:16,866 --> 00:23:18,200
IT'S QUITE AN ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE GOT HERE.
686
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,734
MY SANCTUM SANCTORUM.
687
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,701
[CHUCKLES]
688
00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:28,167
FINE JEWELRY, YES,
689
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,933
EVEN MY VINTAGE
POCKET WATCH COLLECTION,
690
00:23:29,933 --> 00:23:31,734
BUT ABOVE ALL,
691
00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:34,667
THE FINEST CIVIL WAR
MEMORABILIA AND PROPS
692
00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:36,467
WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI.
693
00:23:36,467 --> 00:23:38,567
I CAN ATTEST TO THAT.
694
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,567
REPAIRED NEARLY HALF OF THEM.
695
00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:42,334
SALLY.
696
00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:43,600
I AM SO HAPPY
697
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,833
TO SEE YOU.
698
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,133
THOUGH I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED
699
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,500
YOU'RE NOT WEARING
YOUR NURSE'S UNIFORM.
700
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,000
GRIFFIN CALLED ME,
FRANTIC,
701
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,900
SAYING WE NEEDED
ONE MORE OUTFIT.
702
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:51,701
YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
703
00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:52,933
I SURE AM.
704
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,434
IT'S JUST A SHAME
YOU DIDN'T DRESS ME.
705
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:58,033
STILL TIME FOR THAT.
706
00:23:58,033 --> 00:24:00,300
ASIDE FROM RE-ENACTING,
707
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:01,701
SALLY INSURES
HALF THE REGIMENT.
708
00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:03,367
AUTO POLICIES,
HOMEOWNERS',
709
00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:04,667
EVEN THEFT.
710
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,067
SPEAKING OF WHICH, GRIFF,
711
00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:07,667
I'M THINKING
OF INSURING MY LEGS.
712
00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:08,767
SORT OF LIKE MARY HART.
713
00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:09,966
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
714
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:12,434
THREE, FIVE MILLION A HAUNCH?
715
00:24:12,434 --> 00:24:14,701
KEEP IN MIND, MY CALVES
ARE LIKE CARVED MARBLE.
716
00:24:14,701 --> 00:24:17,334
THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF POLICY
SHE WRITES.
717
00:24:17,334 --> 00:24:19,100
OH, SO SHE WROTE YOURS.
718
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,567
OF COURSE, AND IT'S WORTH MORE
719
00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:23,734
THAN BOTH YOUR LEGS
PUT TOGETHER.
720
00:24:23,734 --> 00:24:26,667
DOES THAT POLICY INCLUDE
PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES?
721
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,167
BECAUSE I SEE...
722
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,866
YOU'RE PACKING C-4.
723
00:24:29,866 --> 00:24:31,300
IS THIS AUTHENTIC?
724
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,833
[GUS]: BETTER YET,
IS IT EVEN LEGAL?
725
00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:34,300
THAT'S FOR THE RE-ENACTMENTS.
726
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,133
WE FUDGE THE FIREWORKS
SOMETIMES.
727
00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:38,634
OUR AUDIENCE GOES WILD
EVERY YEAR
728
00:24:38,634 --> 00:24:41,866
WHEN THE FAKE CANNON FIRE
SHOWERS THEM WITH DIRT.
729
00:24:41,866 --> 00:24:44,534
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
730
00:24:44,534 --> 00:24:46,833
C.S. RICHMOND HIGH HUMP.
731
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,801
58 CALIBER, PERCUSSION LOADER.
732
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:50,866
IRON RAMROD...
733
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:53,534
GOOD LORD, BURTON,
YOU ARE A WONK.
734
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,534
WHAT THE HECK?
735
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,534
SORRY, SORRY.
736
00:24:55,534 --> 00:24:56,701
THE BATTLEFIELD
737
00:24:56,701 --> 00:24:59,933
CAN BE PRETTY MESSY
AT TIMES.
738
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:04,334
WHAT ABOUT THESE JARS
WITH THE BUTTONS IN THEM?
739
00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:05,634
FOR THE SUPER-HARDCORES.
740
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:08,267
THEY SOAK THEIR BRASS
IN URINE.
741
00:25:11,701 --> 00:25:13,267
YOU READY TO TRY THIS THING ON?
742
00:25:14,534 --> 00:25:15,467
SURE.
743
00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:24,434
DUDE, YOU LOOK AWESOME.
744
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,566
ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOT
ANY OTHER UNIFORM?
745
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:34,000
YEAH, BUT I'M CHECKING
746
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,200
WITH THE VENTURA
ASSOCIATION.
747
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,666
PERSONALLY, I THINK
YOU LOOK DASHING.
748
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:40,566
I ALWAYS LOVED
THE MARCHING BAND.
749
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,233
IT'S NOT SO MUCH ME
AS IT IS MICKELSON.
750
00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:47,233
HE'S GOOD.
751
00:25:49,033 --> 00:25:50,532
SHAWN...
752
00:25:50,532 --> 00:25:51,799
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
ROUGHING IT.
753
00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:53,532
GUS, FOR YOUR EDIFICATION,
754
00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:58,733
THEY DON'T HAVE TiVo OUT HERE.
755
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:02,833
KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE PATTIES.
756
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:05,000
SHALL WE?
757
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,666
LET'S GO
SOMEWHERE DARK.
758
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,100
YOU CAN GIVE ME
A HISTORY LESSON.
759
00:26:18,532 --> 00:26:24,733
LAWRENCE, KANSAS,
1863.
760
00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:37,266
OOH, OOH, BUT LASSITER'S
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAD, MUSCUM,
761
00:26:37,266 --> 00:26:39,499
SHE LOST HER HUSBAND
AND TWO SONS
762
00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:44,133
SHE WANTED REVENGE,
AND SHE GOT IT.
763
00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:45,300
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU...
764
00:26:46,632 --> 00:26:48,000
SALLY REYNOLDS?
765
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:50,566
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
766
00:26:50,566 --> 00:26:52,433
SHOULDN'T YOU ALREADY KNOW?
767
00:26:52,433 --> 00:26:55,833
WHY, BECAUSE I'M A PSYCHIC?
768
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:57,532
MY AUNT USED TO THINK
SHE WAS A PSYCHIC.
769
00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,400
SHE GOT PREDICTIONS WRONG
ALL THE TIME,
770
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,400
AND THEN SHE'D GET THE SMALLEST
RANDOM DETAIL RIGHT,
771
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,200
AND SHE'D SAY, "YOU SEE?"
772
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,467
SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS THAT YOU DOUBT ME.
773
00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:10,833
THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS.
774
00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:15,833
WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN'T GUESSED
WHAT I WANT.
775
00:27:25,066 --> 00:27:26,333
DAMN IT!
776
00:27:37,766 --> 00:27:39,200
SHAWN!
777
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,166
WHAT HAPPENED?
778
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,933
GUS...
779
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:46,433
I KNOW
HOW NELSON POE WAS KILLED.
780
00:27:51,632 --> 00:27:52,866
GOOD MORNING, FATHER.
781
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,566
GOOD MORNING, YOUR HIGHNESS.
782
00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:59,467
I LOST YOUR POCKET WATCH.
783
00:27:59,467 --> 00:28:02,000
[CHIRPING]
784
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,233
THE TRUTH, SHAWN--
785
00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:06,799
YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY SON,
ARE YOU?
786
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:08,033
BECAUSE
I GAVE YOU A WATCH
787
00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:10,133
WITH THE INSCRIPTION
"DON'T LOSE,"
788
00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:12,100
AND WHAT IS THE FIRST THING
THAT YOU DO?
789
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,066
I LOSE THE WATCH.
790
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,100
YOU LOSE THE WATCH.
791
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,599
WELL, HERE'S A NEWS FLASH, DAD.
792
00:28:15,599 --> 00:28:17,133
MY BIRTHDAY WASN'T YESTERDAY,
OKAY?
793
00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:18,632
IT WAS FOUR MONTHS AGO.
794
00:28:18,632 --> 00:28:20,367
YEAH, WELL, HERE'S A NEWS FLASH
FOR YOU, KID.
795
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:21,733
AFTER YOU WERE BORN,
796
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,632
IT TOOK YOU FOUR MONTHS
TO SMILE AT ME.
797
00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,933
THAT'S WHEN THE CLOCK
STARTED TICKING.
798
00:28:25,933 --> 00:28:27,300
LOOK, SHAWN, I APPRECIATE
799
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,033
THIS NEW-FOUND RESPECT
YOU'VE GOT FOR TIME,
800
00:28:29,033 --> 00:28:30,266
BUT WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE
801
00:28:30,266 --> 00:28:31,433
IN THE BOONIES
802
00:28:31,433 --> 00:28:32,699
WITH AN ANTIQUE
GOLD POCKET WATCH?
803
00:28:32,699 --> 00:28:34,066
OH, I DON'T KNOW--
804
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:36,066
TRYING TO CLEAR AN INNOCENT MAN
NAMED GEORGE CHESLOW?
805
00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:40,899
[METAL DETECTOR BEEPING]
806
00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:47,532
IT'S A BUTTON.
807
00:28:47,532 --> 00:28:49,000
ALL RIGHT, LOOK...
808
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,499
THIS CASE OF YOURS,
I...
809
00:28:50,499 --> 00:28:52,733
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT,
810
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,033
AND...
811
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,367
REALLY?
812
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:58,499
WELL, NO,
I HAVEN'T BEEN THINKING...
813
00:28:58,499 --> 00:29:00,133
LOOK...
814
00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:01,266
KILLING YOUR WIFE'S LOVER
815
00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:02,599
IS SOMETHING
THAT'S RARELY PLANNED.
816
00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:04,433
IT USUALLY JUST HAPPENS,
817
00:29:04,433 --> 00:29:05,499
SO EVEN IF THIS DENTIST,
818
00:29:05,499 --> 00:29:06,632
CHESLOW,
819
00:29:06,632 --> 00:29:07,799
DID PLAN IT,
820
00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:09,000
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE
SOME NUMB-NUTS,
821
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,433
HANGING AROUND,
WAITING FOR LOVE LETTERS
822
00:29:10,433 --> 00:29:12,367
TO POINT THE COPS
IN HIS DIRECTION, RIGHT?
823
00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:13,766
EXACTLY.
824
00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:15,200
HE'S NOT GOING TO HANG AROUND
LIKE A NUMB-NUTS,
825
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,632
SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
826
00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:17,899
I THINK NELSON ROLLED
INTO THIS CREEK
827
00:29:17,899 --> 00:29:19,200
AND WAS SHOT
FROM THAT TREE,
828
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,733
RIGHT UP THERE.
829
00:29:20,733 --> 00:29:21,833
AND YOU
FIGURED THIS OUT
830
00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:22,966
LAST NIGHT
831
00:29:22,966 --> 00:29:24,733
WHEN YOU FELL ON YOUR ASS
DOWN HERE BY YOURSELF.
832
00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:26,200
RIGHT ON MY ASS.
833
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,333
NOW, ALL I NEED TO DO
IS FIND THE MISSING BULLET.
834
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,866
AND HOW AND WHERE
835
00:29:29,866 --> 00:29:32,033
DO WE FIND
THIS MISSING BULLET?
836
00:29:32,033 --> 00:29:34,799
[METAL DETECTOR BEEPING]
837
00:29:42,266 --> 00:29:43,766
HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE?
838
00:29:43,766 --> 00:29:45,799
UH-HUH.
839
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:47,599
SHAWN...
840
00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:49,966
WHAT ABOUT THE WATCH?
841
00:29:53,566 --> 00:29:54,532
YOU MEAN THIS WATCH?
842
00:29:55,933 --> 00:29:57,433
HEY, I NEEDED A METAL DETECTOR,
843
00:29:57,433 --> 00:29:58,666
TARGET WAS OUT OF STOCK,
844
00:29:58,666 --> 00:29:59,933
AND YOU WON'T LET ANYONE
USE YOURS,
845
00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:02,233
SO...
846
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,766
HEY, I FOUND THE BULLET.
847
00:30:04,766 --> 00:30:06,666
"HEY!"
YOU DIDN'T FIND THE KILLER.
848
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:09,499
YOU NEED...TO FIND...
849
00:30:09,499 --> 00:30:10,333
THE KILLER.
850
00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:15,532
HELL OF AN EXIT.
851
00:30:15,532 --> 00:30:16,599
P.S...
852
00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:18,966
YOU LOOK
LIKE AN IDIOT.
853
00:30:18,966 --> 00:30:20,200
I AM WARNING YOU--
854
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,499
HE HAD BETTER NOT BE
WASTING MY TIME.
855
00:30:21,499 --> 00:30:22,766
HONESTLY, DETECTIVE,
856
00:30:22,766 --> 00:30:24,433
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
SO EXCITED BEFORE.
857
00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:25,733
[AS LINCOLN]:
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN
858
00:30:25,733 --> 00:30:26,766
YEARS AGO...
859
00:30:26,766 --> 00:30:27,833
SHAWN!
860
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,166
[AS KENNEDY]: ASK NOT
861
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,066
WHAT YOUR COUNTRY
CAN DO FOR YOU...
862
00:30:30,066 --> 00:30:31,166
SHAWN!
863
00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:32,632
BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR--
GUS?
864
00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:33,733
IS THAT YOU?
SHAWN!
865
00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:34,966
YELLOW!
866
00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:37,033
ALL I SEE IS YELLOW.
867
00:30:37,033 --> 00:30:40,100
YELLOW AND THE NUMBER TWO.
868
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:41,566
I'M ALREADY GETTING
A BAD FEELING HERE.
869
00:30:41,566 --> 00:30:42,666
THERE'S LEAD.
870
00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:43,666
NO...
871
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:45,400
GRAPHITE.
872
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,966
FINE, I'LL PLAY.
873
00:30:46,966 --> 00:30:48,300
A PENCIL?
874
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:51,033
YES, A YELLOW PENCIL.
875
00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:52,666
YOU SEE
A YELLOW PENCIL?
876
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:53,699
YES.
877
00:30:53,699 --> 00:30:54,699
WHERE?
878
00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:56,000
I'M NOT SURE.
879
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,532
PLEASE HELP ME, DETECTIVE.
PLEASE.
880
00:30:57,532 --> 00:30:59,699
A LITTLE TO T.
881
00:30:59,699 --> 00:31:02,100
UH, BACK TO YOUR RIGHT.
882
00:31:03,499 --> 00:31:05,400
OH! YOU'RE GETTING WARM.
883
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,400
YOU ARE SO WARM.
884
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,400
OH, GOSH! YOU'RE BURNING UP!
885
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,799
HOW CAN YOU STAND THAT?
886
00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:16,033
GREAT. YOU FOUND A PENCIL.
887
00:31:16,033 --> 00:31:18,266
NOW WE CAN ALL TAKE THE SATs.
888
00:31:18,266 --> 00:31:19,499
THERE'S MORE.
889
00:31:19,499 --> 00:31:20,766
THE EVIDENCE,
THE CRITICAL EVIDENCE,
890
00:31:20,766 --> 00:31:21,899
IT'S THERE.
891
00:31:21,899 --> 00:31:24,100
JUST LOOK...CLOSER.
892
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,766
LOOK CLOSER.
893
00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:27,333
[GASPS]
894
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:29,100
OW.
895
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:35,733
THAT'S IT.
GUS, THAT'S IT.
896
00:31:35,733 --> 00:31:37,333
THAT'S THE BULLET
THAT KILLED POE.
897
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,899
AND I BET WHEN I RUN IT
THROUGH BALLISTICS,
898
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:40,133
[RINGING]
IT'LL MATCH GEORGE
CHESLOW'S MUSKET.
899
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,333
YOU'RE WRONG. IT'S NOT CHESLOW.
900
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,699
O'HARA. YEAH.
901
00:31:42,699 --> 00:31:45,100
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
902
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,233
IT'S A 439
IN PROGRESS.
903
00:31:46,233 --> 00:31:47,367
439?
YEAH.
904
00:31:47,367 --> 00:31:48,599
WE GOT TO GO.
905
00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:49,966
W-WAIT!
906
00:31:49,966 --> 00:31:51,100
I WAS... I WAS IN...
907
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,266
I'M NOT FINISHED!
908
00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:53,300
THERE'S MORE!
909
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:54,566
EMAIL ME.
910
00:31:56,632 --> 00:31:57,733
JULIET!
911
00:31:57,733 --> 00:32:00,233
I FOUND THE BULLET!
I...
912
00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:02,933
SHOULD WE GO?
913
00:32:04,233 --> 00:32:05,966
NO.
914
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,766
NO, LET'S RUN THROUGH THIS...
915
00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,966
FROM THE KILLER'S
POINT OF VIEW.
916
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:16,933
OKAY, NELSON WAS SHOT
FROM UP HERE.
917
00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:18,966
LET'S DO A LIST.
918
00:32:18,966 --> 00:32:20,666
OKAY. ONE...
919
00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,233
KILLER CLIMBS THE TREE,
LIKE SO.
920
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:24,566
RIGHT. TWO...
921
00:32:24,566 --> 00:32:26,400
HE GETS READY TO SHOOT
FROM HERE.
922
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,899
THREE...
923
00:32:27,899 --> 00:32:30,033
NELSON ROLLS DOWN THE CREEK...
924
00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:30,966
WAY PAST HIS MARK.
925
00:32:30,966 --> 00:32:32,799
FOUR...
926
00:32:34,467 --> 00:32:36,833
LOOKS UP, SEES THE BAD GUY.
927
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:39,333
OKAY, WHICH MEANS NELSON
WASN'T THE ORIGINAL TARGET.
928
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:40,233
BINGO.
929
00:32:40,233 --> 00:32:41,666
HE INTERRUPTED THE PLAN.
930
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,467
OKAY, LOOK UP THERE
AND SEE IF YOU SEE A NOTCH.
931
00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:44,566
YOU KNOW,
THAT WOULD STEADY A GUN.
932
00:32:44,566 --> 00:32:46,400
A NOTCH?
933
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,033
YEAH, LIKE A NOTCH.
934
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,833
IT SHOULD LEAD US
TO THE INTENDED TARGET.
935
00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:53,866
THAT'S NOT A NOTCH.
936
00:32:53,866 --> 00:32:56,333
THAT'S A NOTCH.
937
00:33:01,799 --> 00:33:03,200
THE HOSPITAL TENT.
938
00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:06,699
I THINK I GOT IT.
WHAT?
939
00:33:06,699 --> 00:33:08,100
SALLY REYNOLDS.
940
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,433
SALLY REYNOLDS?
941
00:33:09,433 --> 00:33:10,566
SALLY REYNOLDS!
942
00:33:10,566 --> 00:33:12,166
WHY WOULD SOMEBODY WANT TO KILL
SALLY REYNOLDS?
943
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,100
I HAVE NO IDEA.
944
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,434
HEY.
945
00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:25,901
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
946
00:33:25,901 --> 00:33:27,300
YOU'RE GOING TO GET A CALL
FROM AN IRATE SALLY REYNOLDS
947
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:28,567
SAYING THAT TWO GUYS
STOLE HER DRESS.
948
00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:30,901
JUST IGNORE IT, OKAY?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
949
00:33:30,901 --> 00:33:32,100
SALLY WAS THE TARGET.
950
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,500
SHAWN'S GOING TO
PUT ON THAT DRESS
951
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,667
AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE
TO SHOOT HIM.
952
00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:35,700
RIGHT,
BUT THE PLAN SOUNDS A LOT BETTER
953
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:36,667
WHEN YOU DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.
954
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:37,834
LISTEN, DETECTIVE,
955
00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:39,233
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE
THAT THE INTENDED TARGET
956
00:33:39,233 --> 00:33:40,233
WAS SALLY REYNOLDS.
957
00:33:40,233 --> 00:33:41,333
NOW, WE'VE STOLEN HER DRESS.
958
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,966
WE'LL CATCH THE YELLOW-BELLIED
SON OF A BITCH
959
00:33:42,966 --> 00:33:43,901
RED-HANDED.
960
00:33:43,901 --> 00:33:44,966
I FORCED THE ENDING.
961
00:33:44,966 --> 00:33:46,567
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
962
00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:47,634
WAIT, SO, RISKING GETTING SHOT
963
00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:48,667
IS THE ONLY WAY
TO SOLVE THE CASE?
964
00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:50,000
ABSOLUTELY.
965
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
THEN WE SHOULD STOP THE BATTLE.
966
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,233
IT'S TOO LATE.
967
00:33:52,233 --> 00:33:53,567
THEY'RE GOING TO START
IN LESS THAN A MINUTE.
968
00:33:53,567 --> 00:33:55,801
LISTEN, JULIET...
PLEASE LET US GO.
969
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,066
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
970
00:33:57,066 --> 00:33:57,834
ARGH!
971
00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:58,901
YOU'RE A CIVILIAN.
972
00:33:58,901 --> 00:34:00,734
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
973
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:02,033
IT'S FINE.
974
00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:04,200
WE'LL SPOT THE GUY
WELL BEFORE HE GETS A SHOT OFF.
975
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,133
I'LL DO IT.
976
00:34:05,133 --> 00:34:06,500
WHAT?
I'LL DO IT.
977
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,667
JULIET..
978
00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:12,033
CHARGE!
979
00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:14,634
[MEN SHOUTING, CANNON FIRE]
980
00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:22,367
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW--
981
00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:23,600
CAREFUL, GUS.
SORRY, SORRY.
982
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,000
JUST TAKE
A DEEP BREATH.
983
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,801
I DON'T THINK THESE DRESSES
984
00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:28,933
WERE INTENDED TO FIT
OVER A BULLETPROOF VEST.
985
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,734
NOW, REMEMBER,
WE WILL BE OUT THERE WATCHING.
986
00:34:30,734 --> 00:34:32,167
GOTCHA.
987
00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:33,167
TO CATCH THE BAD GUY
BEFORE YOU GET SHOT.
988
00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:34,167
I UNDERSTAND.
989
00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,200
BUT JUST IN CASE,
990
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,500
I WANT YOU TO BOB LEFT,
WEAVE RIGHT.
991
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,233
TRADITIONAL BOB-AND-WEAVE.
NO REASON TO GET FANCY.
992
00:34:38,233 --> 00:34:39,500
DON'T BECOME AN EASY TARGET.
993
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,834
I DID GO TO THE ACADEMY.
994
00:34:40,834 --> 00:34:41,834
OR YOU COULD DIE.
995
00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:43,133
RIGHT.
996
00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:44,434
NOW, REMEMBER,
997
00:34:44,434 --> 00:34:45,634
THE FIFTH CANNON BOOM
IS YOUR CUE
998
00:34:45,634 --> 00:34:46,867
TO SHOOT WHOEVER'S
PLAYING QUANTRILL.
999
00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:47,834
RIGHT.
1000
00:34:47,834 --> 00:34:48,667
WAIT, HOW DO YOU
KNOW THAT?
1001
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:49,901
I READ THE MANUAL.
DIDN'T YOU?
1002
00:34:49,901 --> 00:34:50,901
I DIDN'T OPEN
THE MANUAL.
1003
00:34:50,901 --> 00:34:52,100
IT WAS LIKE
WAR AND PEACE.
1004
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,333
THERE WERE 17 CHAPTERS--
IT'S THE MANUAL, SHAWN.
1005
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:54,333
IT WAS THIS THICK--
HEY, HEY.
1006
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:55,300
HEY.
1007
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:56,500
SORRY, SORRY,
SORRY, SORRY.
1008
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,033
ALL ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW.
1009
00:34:58,033 --> 00:34:59,667
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE A CHAMPION.
1010
00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:01,467
NOW, GO OUT THERE,
CATCH US A KILLER,
1011
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:02,901
AND JULIET...
1012
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:03,901
PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
1013
00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,700
AND DON'T DIE.
1014
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,200
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU
GOING TO SAY "DIE"?
1015
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,400
IT'S... SHAWN--
1016
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,500
YOU'RE POUNDING
THE WORD "DIE"--
1017
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,500
[GUNSHOT]
1018
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,000
GUYS.
YEAH.
1019
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,233
A FAVOR.
SURE. NAME IT.
1020
00:35:13,233 --> 00:35:14,901
KICK ME.
1021
00:35:14,901 --> 00:35:16,933
DO WHAT?
1022
00:35:16,933 --> 00:35:18,434
KICK ME!
OKAY!
1023
00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:31,167
NOW WHAT?
1024
00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:33,667
NOW WE GET READY
TO FIND A KILLER.
1025
00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:48,233
HERE IT COMES.
1026
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,667
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
1027
00:35:55,901 --> 00:35:58,233
[FIRES]
1028
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,834
WHERE'S OUR KILLER?
1029
00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:09,333
THAT'S WEIRD.
1030
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,233
NOBODY CAME.
1031
00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:12,567
WELL, AT LEAST JULIET
IS OUT OF DANGER NOW.
1032
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,133
[METAL CLANKS]
1033
00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:16,066
WHAT...
1034
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:23,066
WELL, I WONDER
WHERE THIS LEADS.
1035
00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:24,567
[BOTH STRAINING]
1036
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:41,066
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
1037
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,534
AW, DID YOU GET SEWAGE
ON YOUR FEATHER?
1038
00:36:50,801 --> 00:36:51,767
WE'VE CROSSED
1039
00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:53,200
TO THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE CREEK BED.
1040
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,534
THE POLICE ACCOUNTED
FOR ALL THE UNION SOLDIERS,
1041
00:36:55,534 --> 00:36:56,933
BUT NOBODY'S CONSIDERED
1042
00:36:56,933 --> 00:36:58,700
THAT THE MURDERER COULD HAVE
COME FROM THIS SIDE.
1043
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:02,200
AFTER ALL, THIS WAS
THE BAD SIDE, RIGHT?
1044
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,033
YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
1045
00:37:09,267 --> 00:37:10,834
NOW, I ASK YOU...
1046
00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:12,700
WHO GOES OUT
ON THE BATTLEFIELD
1047
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:13,867
WITHOUT THEIR BOOTS?
1048
00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:15,233
MAYBE SOMEONE
HAS BUNIONS.
1049
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,567
BUNIONS, GUS?
REALLY?
1050
00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:17,667
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
BRINGING TO THE TABLE?
1051
00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:19,066
I'M TRYING TO SOLVE
A MURDER HERE.
1052
00:37:19,066 --> 00:37:20,133
I DEAL WITH BUNIONS
AT WORK EVERY DAY.
1053
00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:21,767
THEY HURT--
1054
00:37:21,767 --> 00:37:23,000
THEY HURT PEOPLE.
1055
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,933
THAT'S A PERFECTLY LOGICAL
ASSUMPTION.
1056
00:37:24,933 --> 00:37:26,100
YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THIS?
1057
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:29,333
NO TUNIC.
1058
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:30,700
THIS IS MAHONEY'S.
1059
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:36,066
WHAT?
1060
00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:39,933
THE BRASS BUTTON.
1061
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:41,867
[WHISPERING]: MAHONEY DID IT.
1062
00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:47,167
THAT'S WHY HE HAD
THAT STICKY MUSKET.
1063
00:37:47,167 --> 00:37:49,167
HE MUST'VE GOTTEN SAP ON IT
FROM THAT NOTCH IN THE TREE.
1064
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:50,200
WAIT.
1065
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,200
THIS DOESN'T TRACK.
1066
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,200
WHY KILL SALLY?
1067
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,200
SHE'S HOT.
THEY'RE FRIENDS.
1068
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,267
SHE EVEN WROTE
HIS INSURANCE POLICY--
1069
00:37:54,267 --> 00:37:56,033
[LOUD EXPLOSION]
1070
00:37:56,033 --> 00:37:58,400
THAT WAS C-4.
1071
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,100
THAT DIDN'T COME
FROM THE BATTLEFIELD.
1072
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,434
I SOLVED THE CRIME!
NO, I DID.
1073
00:38:02,434 --> 00:38:04,100
I SAID IT FIRST.
I IDENTIFIED THE UNIFORM.
1074
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,534
I FOUND THE BUTTON.
I SAID IT FIRST.
1075
00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:06,901
TAP, TAP, NO TAKE-BACKS.
1076
00:38:06,901 --> 00:38:09,467
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I WAS IDENTIFYING THE C-4 SOUND.
1077
00:38:09,467 --> 00:38:11,333
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
1078
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,700
THAT MANHOLE WE FOUND
CONNECTS TO THE SEWER.
1079
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:14,966
IT'S GOING TO LEAD US
RIGHT TO OUR KILLER.
1080
00:38:14,966 --> 00:38:15,966
LET'S GO.
WHOA!
1081
00:38:15,966 --> 00:38:17,434
WE'RE GOING THERE BY OURSELVES?
1082
00:38:17,434 --> 00:38:19,534
WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
1083
00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:34,100
WHERE YOU GOING, MAHONEY?
1084
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,467
HEY, G.
1085
00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:36,767
HELLO, BOYS.
1086
00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:38,966
BACK OFF.
1087
00:38:38,966 --> 00:38:39,966
WHOA.
1088
00:38:39,966 --> 00:38:40,966
BACK OFF.
1089
00:38:40,966 --> 00:38:42,734
BACK OFF.
1090
00:38:42,734 --> 00:38:45,667
THIS GUN IS LOADED.
1091
00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,634
[RIFLES COCKING]
1092
00:38:47,634 --> 00:38:49,966
YES, BUT MINE
ARE SO MUCH BIGGER.
1093
00:38:49,966 --> 00:38:51,634
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
I'M COMING THROUGH.
1094
00:38:51,634 --> 00:38:53,000
WHAT THE HELL
1095
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,801
IS GOING ON DOWN HERE?
1096
00:38:54,950 --> 00:38:56,182
COLONEL...
1097
00:38:56,182 --> 00:39:00,950
ARREST THIS TRAITOR.
1098
00:39:00,999 --> 00:39:03,932
I'LL HAVE THAT WEAPON, CAPTAIN.
1099
00:39:09,949 --> 00:39:11,281
OKAY, HOLD ON.
1100
00:39:11,281 --> 00:39:13,148
I'M GOING TO NEED YOU
TO WALK ME THROUGH THIS.
1101
00:39:13,148 --> 00:39:14,648
MAHONEY BLEW UP
HIS OWN VAULT?
1102
00:39:14,648 --> 00:39:15,815
THAT IS AN ABSOLUTELY
OUTRAGEOUS--
1103
00:39:15,815 --> 00:39:16,848
SHUT UP.
1104
00:39:16,848 --> 00:39:19,214
NOT ONLY
DID HE BLOW IT UP...
1105
00:39:19,214 --> 00:39:21,148
HE USED THE BATTLE
AS A COVER
1106
00:39:21,148 --> 00:39:22,715
TO ROB HIS OWN STORE.
1107
00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:24,348
THEN HE'D COLLECT
1108
00:39:24,348 --> 00:39:25,748
THE MULTI-MILLION-DOLLAR
INSURANCE POLICY
1109
00:39:25,748 --> 00:39:26,815
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
1110
00:39:26,815 --> 00:39:27,848
HE'D SLIP BACK
TO THE BATTLE
1111
00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:28,982
DURING THE CANNON FIRE
1112
00:39:28,982 --> 00:39:30,049
WITH NO ONE
EVER BEING THE WISER.
1113
00:39:32,748 --> 00:39:36,548
OH, YE IMMORAL MAN OF LOW FIBER.
1114
00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:38,882
YOU SHOULD REALLY
EAT MORE BRAN.
1115
00:39:38,882 --> 00:39:40,281
I WANT TO SEE MY LAWYER.
1116
00:39:40,281 --> 00:39:41,515
IN DUE TIME.
1117
00:39:41,515 --> 00:39:42,748
WAIT, BUT I STILL
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1118
00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:45,548
WHY KILL NELSON POE?
1119
00:39:45,548 --> 00:39:46,982
THAT IS THE RUB,
ISN'T IT?
1120
00:39:46,982 --> 00:39:48,448
SALLY REYNOLDS
1121
00:39:48,448 --> 00:39:49,615
WAS THE INTENDED
TARGET.
1122
00:39:49,615 --> 00:39:52,615
THE QUESTION IS, WHY?
1123
00:39:52,615 --> 00:39:54,281
HI, JULIET.
1124
00:39:54,281 --> 00:39:55,348
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
1125
00:39:55,348 --> 00:39:56,949
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
1126
00:39:56,949 --> 00:39:58,015
OH, I CAN SEE IT
CLEARLY NOW!
1127
00:39:58,015 --> 00:39:59,181
SALLY WROTE MAHONEY'S
1128
00:39:59,181 --> 00:40:00,481
MULTI-MILLION-DOLLAR
INSURANCE POLICY.
1129
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,982
THAT MEANS SHE WAS--
1130
00:40:03,481 --> 00:40:05,181
SHE WAS IN ON THE FRAUD
FROM THE START.
1131
00:40:05,181 --> 00:40:06,448
THAT'S A LIE.
1132
00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:07,949
BUT MAHONEY HERE
1133
00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:09,148
DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE
HIS MILLIONS,
1134
00:40:09,148 --> 00:40:10,548
SO HE GETS AN IDEA.
1135
00:40:10,548 --> 00:40:12,448
WHAT IF SWEET, SWEET SALLY,
1136
00:40:12,448 --> 00:40:14,315
WITH THE FILTHY MOUTH
AND THE BEDROOM EYES,
1137
00:40:14,315 --> 00:40:16,915
HAD A LITTLE "ACCIDENT"
OUT ON THE BATTLEFIELD
1138
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,882
DURING THE REHEARSAL?
1139
00:40:18,882 --> 00:40:20,248
YOU MEAN,
GRIFFIN TRIED TO KILL ME?
1140
00:40:20,248 --> 00:40:21,448
THAT'S RIGHT.
1141
00:40:21,448 --> 00:40:23,381
YOU ARE FABRICATING EVERYTHING
YOU'RE SAYING.
1142
00:40:23,381 --> 00:40:26,148
YOU HOLD ON A SECOND--
OH, HEY, GUS!
1143
00:40:26,148 --> 00:40:27,582
YOU SEE, WHEN NELSON ROLLED
DOWN THE CREEK BED
1144
00:40:27,582 --> 00:40:29,114
AND LANDED TOO CLOSE
TO THE RIVER,
1145
00:40:29,114 --> 00:40:30,748
HE LOOKED UP AND SAW
GRIFFIN IN THE TREE
1146
00:40:30,748 --> 00:40:33,648
WITH HIS TRUSTY MUSKET,
WHO SAID, "GRIFFIN!
1147
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,848
"NOW, YOU MUST KILL
1148
00:40:34,848 --> 00:40:36,648
"NELSON POE
1149
00:40:36,648 --> 00:40:39,081
TO KEEP HIS
STINKING MOUTH SHUT!"
1150
00:40:39,081 --> 00:40:40,315
TOLD YOU YOU HAD
THE WRONG PERSON.
1151
00:40:40,315 --> 00:40:42,448
I KNOW.
1152
00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:44,315
DETECTIVE O'HARA...
1153
00:40:44,315 --> 00:40:45,915
LOSE THE HOOP SKIRT
BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEONE.
1154
00:40:45,915 --> 00:40:48,214
READ THEM THEIR RIGHTS
AND BOOK THEM.
1155
00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:52,049
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.
1156
00:40:53,915 --> 00:40:55,615
HEY, IT WAS
GOOD WORK, DETECTIVE.
1157
00:40:55,615 --> 00:40:56,982
WE GOT HIM.
1158
00:40:56,982 --> 00:40:58,515
"WE"?
1159
00:40:58,515 --> 00:40:59,715
WE'RE A TEAM, RIGHT?
1160
00:41:08,915 --> 00:41:10,715
GUS, WHEN WE GROW UP,
1161
00:41:10,715 --> 00:41:12,648
THINK I'LL EVER BE
AS COOL AS YOU?
1162
00:41:12,648 --> 00:41:15,114
YOU'RE BETTER
AT KICKBALL.
1163
00:41:15,114 --> 00:41:16,848
NOT WHAT I ASKED.
1164
00:41:16,848 --> 00:41:18,815
WE TALKING ABOUT
YOUR DAD AGAIN?
1165
00:41:18,815 --> 00:41:20,148
MM-HMM.
1166
00:41:20,148 --> 00:41:21,148
COME ON, DUDE.
1167
00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:22,481
THE GUY RESPECTS YOU.
1168
00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:24,381
NOT LIKE HE DOES YOU.
1169
00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:25,782
I'M NOT HIS SON.
1170
00:41:25,782 --> 00:41:27,381
I MEAN, HE MIGHT
LIKE ME OKAY,
1171
00:41:27,381 --> 00:41:29,281
BUT HE LOVES YOU.
1172
00:41:29,281 --> 00:41:30,682
DID HE SAY THAT?
1173
00:41:30,682 --> 00:41:32,081
NO.
1174
00:41:32,081 --> 00:41:34,615
WELL, THEN HOW
CAN YOU BE SURE?
1175
00:41:34,615 --> 00:41:36,949
YOU MEAN HE'S NEVER SAID IT?
1176
00:41:36,949 --> 00:41:38,114
COME ON, GUS.
1177
00:41:38,114 --> 00:41:40,081
WE'RE GUYS.
1178
00:41:46,882 --> 00:41:49,515
CHARGE!
CHARGE!
1179
00:41:50,000 --> 00:42:05,434
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