1 00:00:11,782 --> 00:00:13,216 Shawn. Stop. 2 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:16,006 Turn around. 3 00:00:17,464 --> 00:00:19,546 Turn around. What are you hiding? 4 00:00:26,699 --> 00:00:27,923 Did you get in a fight, shawn? 5 00:00:27,999 --> 00:00:28,839 Kinda. 6 00:00:28,877 --> 00:00:29,935 Kinda ? What do you mean, kinda ? 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,998 What did I tell you about fighting ? Get over here, son. 8 00:00:33,239 --> 00:00:34,355 Let me take a look at that. 9 00:00:38,584 --> 00:00:39,934 You really got punched. 10 00:00:42,807 --> 00:00:43,715 All right, tell me... 11 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:45,344 what's the name of this kid who hit you? 12 00:00:45,508 --> 00:00:46,581 Elizabeth. 13 00:00:47,805 --> 00:00:49,128 You got in a fight with a girl? 14 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:51,511 It wasn't really a fight. She just punched me. 15 00:00:51,587 --> 00:00:53,520 Well, why in the world would she punch you? 16 00:00:53,843 --> 00:00:54,639 What... what happened? 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,994 She asked me to sit next to her at lunch, and I did, 18 00:00:57,971 --> 00:01:00,686 And then I was eating my tater tots, Then she just punched me. 19 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,439 Wait a second. Wait a second. 20 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:05,959 What was she doing while you were eating your tater tots? 21 00:01:06,007 --> 00:01:08,134 I don't know. She was talking about something. 22 00:01:08,299 --> 00:01:09,634 What? What was she talking about? 23 00:01:09,686 --> 00:01:10,689 I have no idea. 24 00:01:10,845 --> 00:01:14,845 She just went on and on, and I was concentrating on my tater tots. 25 00:01:15,414 --> 00:01:16,654 Well, I'll be damned. 26 00:01:16,806 --> 00:01:17,792 Shawn, I know what happened. 27 00:01:18,415 --> 00:01:19,842 You just had your first date. 28 00:01:19,886 --> 00:01:21,540 Sit. Sit. 29 00:01:23,137 --> 00:01:24,068 My first what? 30 00:01:24,081 --> 00:01:26,118 Look, obviously, this elizabeth girl likes you. 31 00:01:26,144 --> 00:01:28,334 That's why she invited you over to sit next to her. 32 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,840 Then why did she sock me in the eye? 33 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:32,372 Because she likes you, and you didn't listen to her story. 34 00:01:32,602 --> 00:01:34,491 Women want you to listen to them, shawn. 35 00:01:34,499 --> 00:01:37,611 They want you to pick up every small detail, and they want you to compliment them. 36 00:01:37,727 --> 00:01:39,084 It's about tuning in to people. 37 00:01:39,189 --> 00:01:40,928 It's about getting inside their heads 38 00:01:41,137 --> 00:01:42,530 And anticipating their needs, 39 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:44,253 And this applies to all aspects of life-- 40 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:47,350 Not only this girl, Elizabeth, but...even your barber. 41 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,113 But I don't want to date the barber. 42 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:52,444 Shawn, I know that one day all of this is going to make sense to you. 43 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:53,865 You just have to believe me. 44 00:01:54,171 --> 00:01:55,193 But for now, 45 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:58,279 I'm going to leave you with one very simple rule-- 46 00:01:58,632 --> 00:02:00,690 Under no circumstances, ever... 47 00:02:01,243 --> 00:02:06,048 ever do you mention to a woman her age or her weight. 48 00:02:06,401 --> 00:02:07,696 Nobody breathe. I've got it. 49 00:02:07,881 --> 00:02:09,878 I've got it in grams. I've got it in minutes. 50 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:12,607 Just give me a second here to do a little converting. 51 00:02:16,996 --> 00:02:17,831 I got it. 52 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:20,458 37 years old. 53 00:02:21,293 --> 00:02:22,911 127 pounds. 54 00:02:25,719 --> 00:02:26,882 That was amazing. 55 00:02:27,097 --> 00:02:28,501 How did you do that? 56 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:32,814 I have to admit, though, sadly, It's just a teensy bit higher in the weight department. 57 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:34,224 You know what? That's my bad. 58 00:02:34,351 --> 00:02:37,196 I believe I was getting a "future reading" from next week. 59 00:02:37,242 --> 00:02:38,721 It happens. I apologize. 60 00:02:38,873 --> 00:02:41,528 Wait... I'm also getting a dance belt... 61 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:43,286 you are my head detective. 62 00:02:43,412 --> 00:02:44,786 And fishnet stockings. 63 00:02:44,972 --> 00:02:47,312 But that's this guy. That's this guy here. 64 00:02:48,399 --> 00:02:49,626 Shawn. Shawn. I'm kidding. 65 00:02:49,651 --> 00:02:51,111 You're such a good sport everybody loves you. 66 00:02:51,124 --> 00:02:52,034 Hey, spencer... 67 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,956 lassie-Face! 68 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:58,450 I've got the perfect case for you guys. 69 00:02:59,477 --> 00:03:01,379 I'm sorry, you're saying that you want our help? 70 00:03:01,455 --> 00:03:02,416 Yeah. What's the catch? 71 00:03:02,542 --> 00:03:03,108 There's no catch. 72 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:04,066 It's just right up your alley. 73 00:03:04,344 --> 00:03:06,083 I could really use your insights on this one. 74 00:03:06,197 --> 00:03:08,783 Guy's waiting to give you a statement. Interrogation room "b." 75 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:11,054 Make me proud. 76 00:03:13,824 --> 00:03:14,481 Okay... 77 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:15,986 what does that sound like to you? 78 00:03:16,993 --> 00:03:17,952 Opportunity. 79 00:03:19,254 --> 00:03:20,051 No. 80 00:03:20,127 --> 00:03:22,314 You think lassiter is going to just hand us over a case? 81 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:24,034 Stop, let's think about this for a minute. 82 00:03:24,085 --> 00:03:25,387 - Gus, come on. - What? 83 00:03:25,463 --> 00:03:26,812 We're going to roll up our sleeves 84 00:03:26,863 --> 00:03:28,164 we're going to get a little bit dirty 85 00:03:28,189 --> 00:03:30,377 And we're going to do some old-fashioned police work. 86 00:03:30,402 --> 00:03:32,110 Come on, this is like in the heat of the night 87 00:03:32,329 --> 00:03:34,074 Which makes me carroll o'connor. 88 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:35,541 No, that means you're rod steiger. 89 00:03:35,654 --> 00:03:37,007 That way, I'm sidney poitier. 90 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:38,249 You know that's right. 91 00:03:39,694 --> 00:03:41,300 Oh! Boy... 92 00:03:43,986 --> 00:03:46,300 Looks like somebody beat us to the rolling up the sleeves. 93 00:03:46,338 --> 00:03:46,869 No. 94 00:03:46,945 --> 00:03:48,159 - What are you doing? - What? 95 00:03:50,456 --> 00:03:52,176 - This is our case. - He's naked. 96 00:03:52,201 --> 00:03:53,200 I'm going to work it from the outside. 97 00:03:53,453 --> 00:03:54,566 We've got to work the room. 98 00:03:54,578 --> 00:03:56,402 You can work it from in here. Now, shut the door. 99 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:02,977 Mr... 100 00:04:04,381 --> 00:04:05,481 turk, is it? 101 00:04:05,855 --> 00:04:07,106 My name's shawn spencer. 102 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:09,964 I'm the head "p" for the sbpd. 103 00:04:10,242 --> 00:04:11,823 You're the who for the what? 104 00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:13,935 Don't concern yourself with formalities, mr. Turk. 105 00:04:14,481 --> 00:04:16,757 I'm here to take your statement, find out just what exactly happened to you. 106 00:04:17,301 --> 00:04:18,926 Well, I don't really remember much. 107 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:19,547 Funny... 108 00:04:20,559 --> 00:04:21,937 it says here you told the desk sergeant 109 00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:23,916 you woke up naked in a field with your ass hanging out. 110 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:24,959 Yeah, that's right. 111 00:04:25,269 --> 00:04:28,013 I mean, I don't remember exactly what they look like. 112 00:04:28,139 --> 00:04:30,213 You know, it's all really confusing for me right now. 113 00:04:30,302 --> 00:04:33,096 When you say "they just", who are you referring to? 114 00:04:33,817 --> 00:04:34,867 The aliens. 115 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:38,751 See? 116 00:04:45,339 --> 00:04:47,084 Right, aliens. Here it is. 117 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,373 Page two. Got it. 118 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,547 How would you describe these aliens,mr. Turk? 119 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,709 Would you say they were small? Would you say they were green? 120 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:56,880 I- I don't really recall right now. I've got this headache, and... 121 00:04:57,651 --> 00:04:59,042 who is that person over there? 122 00:04:59,068 --> 00:05:00,555 Because he's really making me uncomfortable. 123 00:05:00,644 --> 00:05:02,351 I'm makingyouuncomfortable right now? 124 00:05:02,578 --> 00:05:04,854 Dude, is there any reason why you're not wearing clothes now? 125 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,878 Hey, I think I might have been abducted, all right? 126 00:05:06,935 --> 00:05:08,945 I believe I might've been experimented on 127 00:05:08,971 --> 00:05:10,986 so there's no way I'm going to touch these clothes and compromise evidence! 128 00:05:11,087 --> 00:05:12,769 Okay, okay, mr. Turk. 129 00:05:12,796 --> 00:05:14,933 Please, try to gain control of your considerable person. 130 00:05:15,073 --> 00:05:17,602 Why don't you cover up with a towel. That's why it's there. 131 00:05:17,681 --> 00:05:20,121 One size fits all... I hope. 132 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:24,888 All right. 133 00:05:25,647 --> 00:05:27,542 I'll cover up with the towel, but first... 134 00:05:28,598 --> 00:05:30,596 does somebody want to check me for scars? 135 00:05:31,645 --> 00:05:32,910 Oh, good lord! 136 00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:41,754 O/~ I know you know that I'm not telling the truth o/~ 137 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:44,944 O/~ I know you know they just don't have any proof o/~ 138 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,434 O/~ embrace the deception o/~ 139 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:48,014 O/~ learn how to bend o/~ 140 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,675 O/~ your worst inhibitions o/~ 141 00:05:49,701 --> 00:05:52,280 O/~ they will psych you out in the end o/~ 142 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,010 Are you really willing to just dismiss the idea 143 00:05:58,015 --> 00:05:59,272 that there's life on other planets ? 144 00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:01,978 This is what I've got. I know he was dragged out there. 145 00:06:02,034 --> 00:06:03,927 Otherwise, no sign of assault, Nothing taken... 146 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,979 aside from the embarrassment of waking up naked|in a field 147 00:06:05,994 --> 00:06:07,778 We've got nothing to hang our hats on. 148 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,726 I guess technically We could have hung our hats on it. 149 00:06:11,756 --> 00:06:12,859 Shawn. Sure. 150 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,692 Look, if it's not the alien thing, 151 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,358 Then how do you explain The memory loss 152 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,410 the confusion, the fact that he saw a little green man? 153 00:06:19,461 --> 00:06:20,313 Hallucinations. 154 00:06:20,353 --> 00:06:21,530 - No. - What? 155 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:22,691 Dude, you're the expert here. 156 00:06:22,775 --> 00:06:26,398 Come on, man, there's got to be some drug that would cause a combination of those three things. 157 00:06:26,504 --> 00:06:27,070 Think. 158 00:06:27,131 --> 00:06:28,094 Drugs ! 159 00:06:28,445 --> 00:06:29,332 Oh, you're asking me? 160 00:06:29,392 --> 00:06:30,110 Sure. 161 00:06:30,752 --> 00:06:33,114 Well... let me see. 162 00:06:33,939 --> 00:06:35,345 Off the top of my head 163 00:06:35,518 --> 00:06:39,217 Any SSRIS, tramadol, bupropion 164 00:06:39,322 --> 00:06:40,751 proton pump inhibitors... 165 00:06:40,773 --> 00:06:42,468 That's what I'm talking about. Thank you. 166 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:44,332 Venlafaxine, ropinirole... 167 00:06:44,351 --> 00:06:45,348 that's good work, buddy. 168 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,929 B- Adrenoreceptor antagonists... 169 00:06:47,968 --> 00:06:49,310 Okay, gold star for gus. 170 00:06:49,335 --> 00:06:52,170 Phencyclidine, ketamine, bufotenine... 171 00:06:52,262 --> 00:06:53,408 You're not going to stop, are you? 172 00:06:53,423 --> 00:06:54,893 Did I already say venlafaxine? 173 00:06:54,954 --> 00:06:56,070 There's no way to be sure. 174 00:06:57,201 --> 00:06:58,745 Wait, wait a second. 175 00:06:58,944 --> 00:07:02,200 Didn't he say something to you about... about smelling lavender? 176 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:03,581 He said right before he blacked out 177 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:07,315 He rembered the strong scent of lavender and seeing, uh.. Barbed Wire. 178 00:07:07,348 --> 00:07:07,894 Right. 179 00:07:08,148 --> 00:07:12,092 Wait a second. Gus, that's not a hallucination. That's a location. 180 00:07:12,237 --> 00:07:14,622 - That's what I'm saying. - And I know exactly where it is. 181 00:07:16,139 --> 00:07:18,540 Dude, I've driven by this place at least twice. 182 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:21,955 The question is, what are|the cops doing here? 183 00:07:28,062 --> 00:07:28,781 Johnny. 184 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:31,486 Oh. 185 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:52,482 Look, I saw the picture of that turk guy in the paper. 186 00:07:52,491 --> 00:07:54,260 Now it's me in a field naked? 187 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,670 Headache? You do the math. 188 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,499 Do you rember seeing anything out of the ordinary? 189 00:07:57,516 --> 00:07:59,808 Uh... I don't remember much at all. 190 00:08:00,072 --> 00:08:03,196 So you just woke up in a field wearing nothing but your birthday suit. 191 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:06,033 Look, I told you yes already. Are you going to give me a hard time? 192 00:08:06,048 --> 00:08:07,130 'Cause I'm a little freaked out as it is. 193 00:08:07,271 --> 00:08:08,993 And can somebody get me a bigger towel? 194 00:08:09,012 --> 00:08:10,560 This thing is like the size of a wash cloth. 195 00:08:11,383 --> 00:08:12,881 What are you, some kind of pervert? 196 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,853 Cut him some slack. He's just doing his job. 197 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:17,901 You think he gets his jollies taking pictures of your ding-dong? 198 00:08:18,376 --> 00:08:19,522 Lassie! 199 00:08:19,614 --> 00:08:20,791 What are you guys doing here? 200 00:08:20,852 --> 00:08:22,228 This is my case. 201 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:23,647 You gave it to me, rember? 202 00:08:23,692 --> 00:08:25,863 Look, it's a copycat, okay? 203 00:08:25,894 --> 00:08:28,141 He saw turk's picture in the paper. He's looking for attention. 204 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,106 So he wakes up and sees turk in the paper naked 205 00:08:30,198 --> 00:08:33,076 humiliated,the butt of jokes at the water cooler and says, "hmm. 206 00:08:33,142 --> 00:08:35,191 - How can I make this work for myself? - What? 207 00:08:35,305 --> 00:08:36,665 Plus, it's really itchy out here. 208 00:08:36,727 --> 00:08:39,127 When you get your master's degree in criminology, 209 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,128 Then you can call me. 210 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:43,408 In the meantime, I've got a half-eaten enchirito in my car. 211 00:08:48,036 --> 00:08:49,274 All right, here we go. You're up. 212 00:08:49,335 --> 00:08:50,237 What? Do it. 213 00:08:50,283 --> 00:08:51,658 - I'm not doing that. - Dude... 214 00:08:52,038 --> 00:08:53,713 I took the fat guy in the police station. 215 00:08:53,722 --> 00:08:54,432 I'm not doing that. 216 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,994 - This is a much better... - I'm not doing that. 217 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:56,601 We're partners. 218 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:58,208 Gus! 219 00:09:04,186 --> 00:09:06,150 What does this case have to do with a tanning salon? 220 00:09:06,156 --> 00:09:07,554 It's the middle of winter in santa barbara. 221 00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:09,969 Those dudes looked like gingerbread men, without tan lines. 222 00:09:09,992 --> 00:09:11,413 They fake and they bake. 223 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:13,597 Shawn, exactly how closely did you look at these naked guys? 224 00:09:13,623 --> 00:09:14,588 Too close. 225 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:16,585 My heightened observational skills 226 00:09:16,605 --> 00:09:17,829 are considered a gift by most, 227 00:09:17,868 --> 00:09:19,528 But I'm here to tell you it can be a burden. 228 00:09:19,577 --> 00:09:20,644 How do you know it's this place? 229 00:09:23,013 --> 00:09:25,764 Keiser didn't have any streaks on his buttocks, okay? 230 00:09:25,978 --> 00:09:27,675 That screams the insta-Tan process, 231 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,590 - And this is the only place that does that. - Right. 232 00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:34,502 Plus, they both live within a mile and a half of this joint. 233 00:09:40,017 --> 00:09:41,852 I can't ring this. Hello! 234 00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:43,488 Hello! 235 00:09:43,678 --> 00:09:45,024 Look, I'm going to snoop around, okay? 236 00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:48,272 You find out if turk or keiser were here, and if so, when. 237 00:09:48,349 --> 00:09:49,220 Oh, shawn, shawn. 238 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,874 - This is not going to work. - Dude, I've got to do my thing. 239 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,647 - I've got to mix it up nice. - But... 240 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:56,924 You always complain you don't get to do the questiony part. 241 00:09:57,249 --> 00:09:59,660 Questiony part... gus. Right, but... 242 00:09:59,812 --> 00:10:01,020 you're forgetting something-- 243 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:05,015 May I help you? 244 00:10:05,612 --> 00:10:06,208 Yes. 245 00:10:06,269 --> 00:10:07,431 I'm here for a tanning appointment. 246 00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:10,799 For yourself? 247 00:10:10,891 --> 00:10:12,842 Yes, for the... insta-Tan process. 248 00:10:12,893 --> 00:10:13,910 I would like that. 249 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:14,896 But... 250 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:15,844 what? 251 00:10:15,951 --> 00:10:17,382 Well, you're... yes. 252 00:10:18,146 --> 00:10:19,751 Uh, I don't understand. 253 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,380 Okay, look, screw it. I can't do it. 254 00:10:22,426 --> 00:10:23,989 Have you seen either of these two guys here before? 255 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,869 Fred turk or philip keiser? 256 00:10:27,859 --> 00:10:28,914 Shawn. Shawn. 257 00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:32,146 Okay, both turk and keiser not only have been here, 258 00:10:32,176 --> 00:10:33,216 But they're regulars. 259 00:10:33,323 --> 00:10:35,600 He says it's always the single guys who try to keep up with their tans. 260 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,777 - Single guys. - Yeah. 261 00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:40,046 Maybe that's it. Maybe some woman is targeting singles at the salon. 262 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:42,834 The question is, what kind of a oser thinks getting a tan 263 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:43,857 Is going to help him score a woman? 264 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:49,881 Dad? 265 00:10:54,269 --> 00:10:55,232 Dad, what are you doing here? 266 00:10:55,293 --> 00:10:57,938 The real question is, what are you doing here? 267 00:10:57,983 --> 00:11:00,276 Well, george hamilton, we're on a case... 268 00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:03,915 or maybe you missed the pictures of the guys in the paper in the fields... 269 00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:05,526 yes, of course I saw the nudists. 270 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,810 Guy in the field thinks he was abducted by aliens. 271 00:11:07,932 --> 00:11:09,932 Idiot. What does that have to do with this place? 272 00:11:09,996 --> 00:11:11,491 Well, they're both regulars here. 273 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,005 They both happen to be single 274 00:11:13,028 --> 00:11:14,467 So this could be a stalking case. 275 00:11:14,534 --> 00:11:16,681 Wait a second. Your dad is single and he comes here all the time. 276 00:11:16,727 --> 00:11:18,653 - Everybody comes here. - What is that? 277 00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:19,199 What? 278 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,762 Exfoliating scrub... 279 00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:25,345 with pumice. 280 00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:26,003 Whatever, shawn. 281 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:28,503 All I know is when I varnish my boat and I don't want it to streak, 282 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:29,818 I sand off a layer first. 283 00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:30,965 Same thing goes with tanning. 284 00:11:31,026 --> 00:11:34,611 That is the single most disturbing analogy I have ever heard in my entire life. 285 00:11:34,656 --> 00:11:36,167 - Where are they? - Who? 286 00:11:36,232 --> 00:11:37,226 The queer eye guys. 287 00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:39,289 I know they're here somewhere. Gus, what are their names? 288 00:11:39,294 --> 00:11:40,619 How am I supposed to know, Shawn? 289 00:11:40,879 --> 00:11:42,194 Carson and jai... 290 00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:43,634 and the guy with the glasses. 291 00:11:43,642 --> 00:11:45,381 - Who cooks a fish. - Right. 292 00:11:47,646 --> 00:11:50,314 Shawn, you know what your real problem is? 293 00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:53,649 You got yourself another case, and, as usual, you're short-sighted. 294 00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:56,446 You think it's all impressive, Cause you see a couple of nude guys in a field, 295 00:11:56,455 --> 00:11:57,573 You put a fix on 'em here. 296 00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:58,575 Well, it's not enough. 297 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,577 This is what we know-- 298 00:11:59,632 --> 00:12:01,457 Both these guys are trying to impress someone, 299 00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:02,914 Which means a woman was involved, 300 00:12:02,924 --> 00:12:05,846 And that same woman was with them in the field. 301 00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:07,573 Shawn saw a woman's shoe strap In the field. 302 00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:09,718 How or why she connects to them, I just... 303 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:11,923 I just don't know yet. 304 00:12:12,336 --> 00:12:14,218 Well, you're not looking close enough. 305 00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:20,310 Believe me, I've looked just about as close as I can bear. 306 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,216 I'm with you on the aliens thing. 307 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,720 They're here, and they've swapped out my father with jose eber. 308 00:12:27,835 --> 00:12:29,059 I think your dad might be right. 309 00:12:29,174 --> 00:12:30,992 I think we should get turk and keiser In the same room 310 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,261 and actually ask them some questions. 311 00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:33,408 Fine. Let's do it. 312 00:12:33,438 --> 00:12:36,263 The rule is all slacks, all the time, no exceptions. 313 00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:38,984 I hear that. I've reached my naked man quota for the year. 314 00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:43,138 Hello? 315 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,360 We'll be there. 316 00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:50,869 Step inside, guys. Your case just became legitimate. 317 00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:52,291 Consider yourself hired. 318 00:12:52,398 --> 00:12:54,198 I need answers, and I need them quick. 319 00:12:54,226 --> 00:12:56,294 Well, I do have something, chief. I'm getting... 320 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:57,761 I'm getting skin pigment. 321 00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:01,007 bronzed, glistening... 322 00:13:04,308 --> 00:13:06,175 adonis-Like skin pigment. 323 00:13:06,205 --> 00:13:07,368 You lead me through this field, 324 00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:11,097 You let me ask one question, I guarantee it's going to come down to spray tanning. 325 00:13:15,941 --> 00:13:18,095 Well, this guy's never seen the inside of a tanning salon. 326 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:19,746 I don't think he ever saw the sun. 327 00:13:19,789 --> 00:13:21,914 You've got 24 hours. Call me with something. 328 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,810 ...time of death. 329 00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:27,463 Looks like we might have to open a kennel for all these copycats. 330 00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:29,932 Well, back to square one. 331 00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:30,803 I don't know, shawn. 332 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,522 Maybe square one is the answer. 333 00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:34,616 Maybe this is something beyond our comprehension, 334 00:13:34,662 --> 00:13:35,763 Something otherworldly. 335 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,154 I hear what you're saying. 336 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,438 Do me a favor. What? 337 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,676 Let go of the alien angle. 338 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:42,303 We need something solid, gus. Something... something concrete. 339 00:13:42,346 --> 00:13:43,104 You heard the chief. 340 00:13:55,563 --> 00:13:56,236 Dude... 341 00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,743 how do you feel about leprechauns? 342 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,700 Oh, well, hello, me buckos. 343 00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:01,724 I'm marvin. 344 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,432 Welcome to shenanigans, home of the world-famous blarney stone fajitas. 345 00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:06,349 Hello, marvin. 346 00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:08,187 We're here to speak with the leprechaun. 347 00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:12,238 Ha, ha. Very funny. Please stop. My tummy's aching from laughing so hard. 348 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,342 Do you guys want a table or what? 349 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Dude, give me some props. He's got a hat with a buckle on it. 350 00:14:16,446 --> 00:14:17,333 Everything is green. 351 00:14:17,363 --> 00:14:18,602 What? He's not a leprechaun. 352 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:19,993 Will you do me a favor? 353 00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:23,402 In your funny accent, will you say, "magically delicious"? 354 00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:30,127 Is that the world-Famous clover stamp? 355 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,179 That's the one. 356 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,659 Will you stamp my buddy's wrist? 357 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,579 Whatever floats your boat, man. 358 00:14:34,628 --> 00:14:37,292 It's for our nighttime events there, But hey, you can have it in the daytime, too. 359 00:14:37,368 --> 00:14:38,331 What nighttime events? 360 00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:39,753 We have speed dating here. 361 00:14:39,894 --> 00:14:40,826 Speed dating? 362 00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:43,287 Don't laugh. It's actually one of our most popular events. 363 00:14:43,318 --> 00:14:45,077 Guys come in here, sign up, they put down 100 bucks, 364 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,678 And they get fixed up with all sorts of people on little six-Minute mini-dates 365 00:14:47,702 --> 00:14:49,047 - Did you say 100 bucks? - 100 bucks. 366 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,425 How about 50 bucks for three-Minute dates? 367 00:14:50,449 --> 00:14:52,641 - 25 bucks for a minute and a half? - I float you a ten spot, 368 00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:54,498 You introduce us to somebody for 15 seconds. 369 00:14:56,924 --> 00:14:58,349 How about you guys either get a table 370 00:14:58,351 --> 00:15:00,025 Or I'm going to have to ask you to leave the podium. 371 00:15:00,063 --> 00:15:01,170 How about "magically delicious"? 372 00:15:01,188 --> 00:15:02,265 Will you say "magically delicious"? 373 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,409 No, but I can say "police" if you don't get your butts out of here. 374 00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:06,243 Hello there! I'm marvin. 375 00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:10,924 Welcome to shenanigans. Home of the world-famous blarney stone fajitas. 376 00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:13,421 Yeah, I tried the speed-dating thing a couple of times. 377 00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:15,959 I just didn't think it had anything to do with the case, 378 00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:17,506 And I was a little embarrassed about it. 379 00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:20,089 Wow, you paid 100 bucks? 380 00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:23,804 Mr. Turk... we feel it has everything to do with the case, all right? 381 00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:28,633 Both phil keiser and the guy who turned up dead attended these speed-dating events. 382 00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:40,474 Do you rember anything strange happening there, or meeting anyone odd? 383 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:44,097 The only odd thing was that the ladies didn't take to me like they usually do. 384 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:47,663 That's beyond odd. 385 00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:49,876 I can't imagine why, fred. 386 00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:50,919 Here's the thing, though-- 387 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:53,625 Other strange things have been happening to me ever since I was at the event. 388 00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:54,339 Like what? 389 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,547 Well, I applied for a job recently. 390 00:15:56,608 --> 00:15:58,014 I was a perfect candidate. 391 00:15:58,045 --> 00:16:00,268 I had several interviews, and then suddenly, after the final one... 392 00:16:00,971 --> 00:16:01,980 I was rejected. 393 00:16:02,339 --> 00:16:04,983 Let me ask you a question, freddy, and please be honest. 394 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,368 Were you on time for these interviews? 395 00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:08,927 Yes. Why do you ask? 396 00:16:09,877 --> 00:16:10,962 I have no reason. 397 00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:13,917 I think there's a woman involved here who had it out for these guys. 398 00:16:13,997 --> 00:16:16,477 We need to get a first-hand look at this speed-dating phenomenon. 399 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:17,624 Not for 100 bucks, we don't. 400 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:18,892 Gus, please. Leave it to me. 401 00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:20,352 Let me get this straight. 402 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:23,711 There is a dead body and a murder loose in our city 403 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,509 And you want the santa barbara police department 404 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,114 To pay for you to go on dates? 405 00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:27,864 Yes, that's correct. 406 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:31,227 I mean, I suppose we could split it If we had to. 407 00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:33,873 What's that called? Going... going deutsch? 408 00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:36,112 We'll go deutsch. 409 00:16:39,384 --> 00:16:42,930 I am not paying for your dating services, Mr. Spencer. 410 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,938 Here's the catch, chief-- 411 00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:46,530 I'm going to be reading these people, 412 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,426 Psychically, 413 00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,016 And I don't need six minutes. 414 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,444 Give me 40 seconds with these people, 415 00:16:50,479 --> 00:16:52,650 I'll be able to tell you Iif they had anything to do with the murder, 416 00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:53,339 And you know what? 417 00:16:53,427 --> 00:16:57,594 Gus and I, we really did try to negotiate some sort of partial usage rate, 418 00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:59,379 But we got shut down by that leprechaun-- 419 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:01,444 Mr. Spencer, enough. 420 00:17:01,475 --> 00:17:03,814 Wait. I'm getting something else. 421 00:17:05,113 --> 00:17:08,078 It's a woman... in sexy high-heeled strappy shoes. 422 00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:10,306 She's roughly 5'2"... 423 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:15,020 jules, may I please have a pen and something to write on? 424 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:35,273 "To lassie...on the alpine highway of life" 425 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:38,560 "You are my all-weather tires. H&ks, shawn." 426 00:17:39,051 --> 00:17:41,986 - What the hell is this? - "H&k" stands for "hugs and kisses." 427 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,417 Not that part. This part. 428 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:45,742 It's a tire pattern. 429 00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:48,101 Run it through the system, and we'll know what kind of car she drives. 430 00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:52,896 Okay, I'll give you a shot at this, but you're not going alone. 431 00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:56,129 O'hara, I want you to go along with these guys undercover 432 00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:57,707 working things from the other side. 433 00:17:57,753 --> 00:18:00,293 See if you can sift any information from these women. 434 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:00,687 Will do. 435 00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:02,767 Chief, I think that's|the best idea you've ever had. 436 00:18:02,828 --> 00:18:04,861 Shawn, I am so glad you're on board. 437 00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,921 Detective lassiter, I'm going to need you too. 438 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,955 We don't know what this woman's type is, and besides, you're now leading the case. 439 00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:12,044 Yeah, you know, chief, with all due respect, 440 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,242 I'm really pretty busy working this case from another angle. 441 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:15,764 I mean, I ran the toxicology reports, 442 00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:17,375 and I found that all three victims 443 00:18:17,424 --> 00:18:20,040 Tested positive for trace amounts of the street drug g. H. B., 444 00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:23,903 but our dead guy had a pre-existing heart condition, so there was a pattern. 445 00:18:24,163 --> 00:18:25,238 I think the murder was accidental. 446 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,799 And I like that track. Now, follow it up 447 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,755 By going to the speed-Dating thing. 448 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,813 It's just a date, lassiter. 449 00:18:32,935 --> 00:18:35,371 You do know how to conduct yourself on a date, don't you? 450 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,100 Okay, I checked out your tread pattern. Thank you. 451 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,790 It's a high-Performance tire manufactured after 2002, 452 00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,040 So we're looking for a woman 453 00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,859 Who drives a late-Model sports car, 454 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,055 Probably american-Made. 455 00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:49,435 And 5'2" and likes strappy heels. 456 00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:52,419 Check. Question... Is that what you're wearing? 457 00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:54,635 What's wrong with what I'm wearing? I always wear this. 458 00:18:54,643 --> 00:18:55,314 Exactly. 459 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,635 Lassie, you look like a cop. Now, come on, man... 460 00:19:00,257 --> 00:19:02,668 Is that your holster? Of course it is. 461 00:19:02,713 --> 00:19:05,907 You're here to speed-date, man, Not shoot somebody. 462 00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:08,384 You got to loosen up. Come on. Take off the tie. 463 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:10,417 I'm not taking fashion tips from you. 464 00:19:10,478 --> 00:19:12,282 You need to show some chest hair. 465 00:19:12,432 --> 00:19:14,710 Chicks dig the sternum bush. 466 00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:16,788 Jules, back me up on the sternum bush. 467 00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:19,884 I'm going to go, see what these women have to say before this thing starts. 468 00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:23,897 Bye, jules. All right, come on. Let's go simon cowell. 469 00:19:23,989 --> 00:19:25,594 You got the salt and pepper, man. It's nice. 470 00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:28,223 I am not taking off my tie just because you tell me to. 471 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,721 Fine. Suit yourself. 472 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,842 Ladies and gentlemen... 473 00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:37,579 ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming. 474 00:19:37,686 --> 00:19:41,917 For those of you who are new, I will explain how this works, okay? 475 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,844 You will pick a numbered table to begin your first date. 476 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,755 Every six minutes, you will hear... 477 00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:51,084 that will indicate the end of your time together, 478 00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,933 And your next date will begin. 479 00:19:53,071 --> 00:19:56,397 Now, I know six minutes Is not a long time to get to know someone. 480 00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:58,888 That's why myself and the other staff 481 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:02,021 will use the questionnaires you filled out to match you up. 482 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,091 Okay? 483 00:20:03,198 --> 00:20:04,635 Love is in the air. 484 00:20:04,757 --> 00:20:05,976 I can smell it. 485 00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:07,107 I smell cabbage. 486 00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:09,079 Let the dating begin! 487 00:20:09,935 --> 00:20:14,338 - Shawn. That's a nice name. - Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. 488 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:18,551 My last name is... ulfeninderheinie. 489 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,389 Yeah, it's been a tough life. 490 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,568 - Wow. - Kids can be cruel. 491 00:20:23,644 --> 00:20:27,603 Yeah. You know, you could probably change that. 492 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,377 What's your mom's maiden name? 493 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,401 Buzzteets. 494 00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:32,855 Yeah. 495 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,491 "Teets" as in-- 496 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,515 Yeah, yeah. 497 00:20:35,698 --> 00:20:37,294 All my ancestry were farmers. 498 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,297 Hey, I was raised on a farm. 499 00:20:39,457 --> 00:20:40,282 No kiddin. 500 00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:43,844 I had this most adorable little pet goat named cassie. 501 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,279 - Goat... - yeah. 502 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,650 Did you ever have any pets growing up? 503 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,851 What were their names? 504 00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:50,706 Oh, what's your favorite color? 505 00:20:52,254 --> 00:20:53,706 Move along. 506 00:20:54,256 --> 00:20:56,818 I think these people might have more luck dating 507 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,317 If they asked more interesting questions. 508 00:20:58,342 --> 00:20:59,860 I just hope I don't get pile-Driven. 509 00:21:05,191 --> 00:21:08,313 Carlton, I hope this isn't too forward of me 510 00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:11,554 but you have kind eyes. 511 00:21:13,795 --> 00:21:14,467 Thank you. 512 00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:15,854 This is uncanny. 513 00:21:15,864 --> 00:21:19,535 I know! God, you know I never meet anyone I connect with at these things. 514 00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:22,659 that's why I didn't even bother dressing up. I mean, I've given up a little. 515 00:21:22,705 --> 00:21:23,637 I think you look great. 516 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,212 Thank you. 517 00:21:25,358 --> 00:21:27,693 So... what kind of car do you drive? 518 00:21:28,595 --> 00:21:29,420 Excuse me? 519 00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:30,435 You drive a sports car? 520 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,842 Mustang, maybe? 521 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,335 2003? 522 00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:36,176 That's kind of a shallow question, isn't it? 523 00:21:36,189 --> 00:21:37,663 Do you like hanging out in fields? 524 00:21:37,969 --> 00:21:40,805 Okay, you know what? I think this date's over. 525 00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:42,384 No, I've got three minutes left. 526 00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:43,645 Where were you on the night of the 18th? 527 00:21:43,951 --> 00:21:46,034 You know, normally, I would wear a dress. 528 00:21:46,756 --> 00:21:47,980 And heels? 529 00:21:48,013 --> 00:21:50,475 Uh, yeah, I guess. Maybe. 530 00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:51,382 Like... 531 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,673 open-toed strappy ones? 532 00:21:53,273 --> 00:21:53,642 What? 533 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,626 - Huh? - Huh? 534 00:21:55,345 --> 00:21:57,263 Is that what you have in your closet? 535 00:21:57,963 --> 00:22:00,135 A lot of high-heeled shoes? 536 00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:02,668 Do you have a foot fetish? 537 00:22:03,061 --> 00:22:03,750 No! 538 00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:09,366 Look at us. 539 00:22:09,591 --> 00:22:11,459 A couple of kids on a proper date, huh? 540 00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:12,849 You got some goosebumps? 541 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,388 Shawn, this isn't a date. It's work. 542 00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:16,032 You're absolutely right, but hey... 543 00:22:16,155 --> 00:22:17,137 you've still got six minutes 544 00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:18,466 to ask me anything you want. 545 00:22:18,528 --> 00:22:20,314 So, do you want to know ? What are you dying to know 546 00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:21,877 about Shawn Spencer, the man? 547 00:22:21,912 --> 00:22:22,796 Oddly enough, I don't think 548 00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:24,262 I have anything I'm dying to know. 549 00:22:24,263 --> 00:22:25,442 Okay, Jules, don't lie, 550 00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:28,135 Because lying is unbecoming. 551 00:22:28,377 --> 00:22:29,767 I'll go first. 552 00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:32,246 You, me, Burgess Meredith, 553 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:33,465 Hume Cronyn, Nipsey Russell, 554 00:22:33,489 --> 00:22:34,813 deserted island... 555 00:22:34,867 --> 00:22:35,779 Who are you going to sleep with? 556 00:22:35,804 --> 00:22:37,609 So it's you or a bunch of dead guys? 557 00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:39,411 Fair. I'll give you Scatman Crothers. 558 00:22:39,429 --> 00:22:40,130 Dead. 559 00:22:40,204 --> 00:22:41,383 Filip Wilson? Also dead. 560 00:22:41,384 --> 00:22:42,601 Donald Pleasence. None of the above. 561 00:22:42,602 --> 00:22:43,930 None of the above? Jules, are you kidding me? 562 00:22:43,931 --> 00:22:44,880 You've got... 563 00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:49,202 You're going to miss me, aren't you? 564 00:22:49,227 --> 00:22:50,334 Little bit. 565 00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:51,927 Have fun on your next date. 566 00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:53,427 But I want you to think about that, okay? 567 00:22:53,468 --> 00:22:54,686 Like, if that really happened. 568 00:22:54,734 --> 00:22:55,865 Bye, Shawn. 569 00:23:38,479 --> 00:23:39,489 Go on. 570 00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:42,268 Tell her she looks pretty. 571 00:23:44,495 --> 00:23:46,733 Yeah, no can do. 572 00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:55,192 That's it, people! 573 00:23:55,254 --> 00:23:57,565 You should have completed all your dates. 574 00:23:57,626 --> 00:24:00,113 Please score your cards and check up front at the bar, 575 00:24:00,114 --> 00:24:01,280 And we will also tell you 576 00:24:01,281 --> 00:24:03,223 who you match from your questionnaires. 577 00:24:03,321 --> 00:24:04,182 Okay? 578 00:24:04,748 --> 00:24:05,842 I'm sorry. 579 00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:06,696 Date's over. 580 00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:08,061 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah... 581 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:09,867 I just haven't been a high heel guy 582 00:24:09,868 --> 00:24:12,254 since single white female. I just... 583 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:13,560 Yeah. 584 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:15,390 Thank you. 585 00:24:15,464 --> 00:24:17,276 Dude, I think that Darcy girl 586 00:24:17,277 --> 00:24:17,933 Might be the one. 587 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:18,932 She's the right height, 588 00:24:18,933 --> 00:24:20,399 she drives an '04 trans am, 589 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,585 and she wears nothing but heels. 590 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:23,655 How did you find out about the heels? 591 00:24:23,656 --> 00:24:25,204 And she works in pharmaceutical sales, 592 00:24:25,346 --> 00:24:26,157 just like you. 593 00:24:26,183 --> 00:24:27,980 Now, would she have access to that GHB stuff? 594 00:24:28,029 --> 00:24:28,938 She certainly would've had access 595 00:24:28,939 --> 00:24:30,208 to the drugs to synthesize her own. 596 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,293 That's sweet. 597 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,277 Dude, you got to ask her out. 598 00:24:32,314 --> 00:24:33,838 What, and go out with a possible murderer? 599 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,246 You must be out of your mind. I'm not doing that. 600 00:24:35,271 --> 00:24:37,146 Gus, I can't see her on a date. I got to see her in action. 601 00:24:37,147 --> 00:24:38,536 I got to look, I got to listen, I got to feel! 602 00:24:38,537 --> 00:24:39,626 Shawn, if we think it's her, 603 00:24:39,627 --> 00:24:40,693 let's tell Lassiter and Juliet, 604 00:24:40,742 --> 00:24:41,636 and get them to bring her in. 605 00:24:41,637 --> 00:24:43,158 You see what happens when we blurt out our theories? 606 00:24:43,159 --> 00:24:44,597 We totally whiffed on the tanning salon. 607 00:24:44,621 --> 00:24:45,894 Fine, you go out with her, then. 608 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,353 I would, but she matched up with you. 609 00:24:51,726 --> 00:24:52,587 Oh, give her the sweetness. 610 00:24:52,588 --> 00:24:54,665 Dude, you got to give her the sweetness. 611 00:24:55,975 --> 00:24:57,100 This... 612 00:24:57,215 --> 00:24:58,911 is a speed dating first... 613 00:25:02,428 --> 00:25:05,661 you and you are a 100% match 614 00:25:05,716 --> 00:25:07,532 from your personality questionnaires. 615 00:25:08,134 --> 00:25:09,376 I smell love. 616 00:25:10,068 --> 00:25:11,445 Go on. Come on. 617 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:21,939 - I need a drink. - I got to pee. 618 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:28,706 Look, I don't know what to say to her. 619 00:25:28,707 --> 00:25:30,686 I ran out of topics on the way over here. 620 00:25:30,687 --> 00:25:31,705 Plus, she keeps wanting to rub my head. 621 00:25:31,706 --> 00:25:32,480 What's up with that? 622 00:25:32,481 --> 00:25:34,724 Gus, everybody wants to rub your head. 623 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,447 Look, you're doing fine. 624 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:37,895 Okay? Here, here. 625 00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:39,629 Here's a list of conversation topics, 626 00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:40,736 Basic starters. 627 00:25:40,737 --> 00:25:41,620 You got your ball. 628 00:25:41,657 --> 00:25:43,157 Head on over there. I'm right behind you. 629 00:25:43,182 --> 00:25:44,700 "You're stranded on a deserted island 630 00:25:44,706 --> 00:25:46,169 and you have to procreate the species." 631 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:46,944 Really? 632 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:48,524 This is gold. 633 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:50,074 I give you gold. 634 00:26:06,295 --> 00:26:07,291 Shawn? 635 00:26:09,615 --> 00:26:10,722 Detective O'Hara. 636 00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:12,222 Shawn, what are you doing here? 637 00:26:12,223 --> 00:26:13,734 Bowling. At a high level. 638 00:26:13,735 --> 00:26:14,521 By yourself? 639 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:15,837 On a saturday night? 640 00:26:15,886 --> 00:26:16,980 I'm in a league. 641 00:26:17,029 --> 00:26:18,038 Semi-Pro. 642 00:26:18,087 --> 00:26:20,099 I could've gone pro, but I made a choice. 643 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,755 I like to get 14, 15 hours of practice in... 644 00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:23,871 a week. 645 00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:26,756 I had no idea you were so serious about bowling. 646 00:26:25,305 --> 00:26:25,439 Wow. 647 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,010 Quite serious, quite serious. 648 00:26:28,035 --> 00:26:29,883 As a matter of fact, Lego wants to sponsor me this year. 649 00:26:29,884 --> 00:26:31,224 Oh, my God. That's great. 650 00:26:31,274 --> 00:26:33,556 They also want me to wear shoes made out of legos... 651 00:26:33,728 --> 00:26:35,007 so I'm torn. 652 00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:39,620 Well, I don't want to interrupt your practicing. 653 00:26:39,647 --> 00:26:41,243 Yeah, yeah, I should get back. 654 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,560 I'm really not here to mess around. 655 00:26:45,791 --> 00:26:46,810 Oh, my God. I'm ... 656 00:26:46,847 --> 00:26:47,548 I am so rude. 657 00:26:47,558 --> 00:26:49,144 Uh, Kyle, Shawn. 658 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,102 Shawn, Kyle. 659 00:26:50,114 --> 00:26:51,503 Oh, it's my bowling hand. 660 00:26:51,549 --> 00:26:52,410 There you go. 661 00:26:52,464 --> 00:26:54,747 Uh, shawn works for the police department. 662 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:56,025 He's a psychic. 663 00:26:56,271 --> 00:26:57,288 Oh, cool. 664 00:26:57,312 --> 00:26:58,628 You're psychic. 665 00:26:58,629 --> 00:26:59,384 Nice. 666 00:26:59,479 --> 00:27:02,022 Can you...can you tell me anything about my future? 667 00:27:02,096 --> 00:27:03,339 Oh, Kyle, please. 668 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,939 That's not really how it works. 669 00:27:06,812 --> 00:27:08,484 Though I am... I am getting something. 670 00:27:08,521 --> 00:27:09,238 It's... 671 00:27:09,313 --> 00:27:10,149 it's hazy, 672 00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:11,993 But I'm sensing 673 00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:13,749 that you're going to face a lot of... 674 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:14,945 hmm. 675 00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:16,331 Rejection. 676 00:27:16,411 --> 00:27:17,149 Work-Wise, or... 677 00:27:17,186 --> 00:27:18,582 No. No. 678 00:27:18,718 --> 00:27:20,181 Not work-wise. 679 00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:21,337 Not work-wise. 680 00:27:21,399 --> 00:27:23,046 You know what? I'm going to go. 681 00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:24,694 You kids get back to doing your thing. 682 00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:26,083 You know, she bowled, and you bowled, 683 00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:27,510 and she bowled, and then you bowled, 684 00:27:27,532 --> 00:27:28,359 and you've got the tight tuck 685 00:27:28,372 --> 00:27:29,945 and it's sweet. It's perfect. 686 00:27:29,995 --> 00:27:31,384 See you, Jules. 687 00:27:37,313 --> 00:27:39,882 - Hold on a second. I'll be right back. Ok ? - Ok. 688 00:27:40,555 --> 00:27:42,280 Wait ! Where the hell have you been? 689 00:27:42,325 --> 00:27:43,100 Oh, sorry. Sorry. 690 00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:45,239 I ran into somebody. How you doing? You okay? 691 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:45,905 Too okay. 692 00:27:45,929 --> 00:27:47,367 She wants to go back to my place. 693 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:48,535 Oh, this is great. 694 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:50,212 We'll get all the information we need there. 695 00:27:50,221 --> 00:27:52,311 No, the problem is I told her I live at the beach. 696 00:27:52,383 --> 00:27:53,316 Why would you tell her that? 697 00:27:53,365 --> 00:27:55,111 I don't know. I was trying to impress her at the time. 698 00:27:55,236 --> 00:27:56,863 I didn't realize I was going to be dating her, shawn. 699 00:27:56,864 --> 00:27:58,412 Okay, okay, okay. 700 00:27:58,424 --> 00:27:59,543 Let me think. 701 00:27:59,755 --> 00:28:00,641 Dude... 702 00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:03,026 I got it. You take her to my dad's place. 703 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:04,280 This is perfect. 704 00:28:04,821 --> 00:28:05,768 Give me a head start. 705 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,100 I'll prep. I'll cover everything. 706 00:28:07,137 --> 00:28:09,101 Just drive slow, okay? We can do this. 707 00:28:09,202 --> 00:28:10,431 All right. 708 00:28:10,727 --> 00:28:11,932 - Shawn ... - Just listen, just listen. 709 00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:13,149 Just hear me out. Hear me out. Listen. 710 00:28:13,185 --> 00:28:15,374 This might actually be fun for us. 711 00:28:15,399 --> 00:28:17,270 What you expect me to stand outside of my own house, 712 00:28:17,271 --> 00:28:18,942 in the cold, getting bitten by bugs, 713 00:28:18,943 --> 00:28:20,454 so Gus can score with some girl? 714 00:28:20,455 --> 00:28:21,118 I don't think so. 715 00:28:21,153 --> 00:28:23,569 Okay, first of all, not just "some girl", okay? 716 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,044 This dame is a looker. She's a peach. 717 00:28:25,045 --> 00:28:26,987 She's a spicy tomato. Huh? 718 00:28:27,152 --> 00:28:29,943 And she may or may not be a murderer. 719 00:28:30,038 --> 00:28:32,063 Oh, see, I knew it. I knew it. 720 00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:34,384 This has nothing to do with Gus finding a girl. 721 00:28:34,385 --> 00:28:36,031 This is about you using my house 722 00:28:36,032 --> 00:28:37,864 so you can conduct a sting operation. 723 00:28:37,907 --> 00:28:39,751 Shawn, it ain't gonna happen. 724 00:28:39,838 --> 00:28:41,129 Okay, what are you doing? 725 00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:43,526 You're putting a negative spin on things, 726 00:28:43,527 --> 00:28:44,633 as usual. 727 00:28:44,781 --> 00:28:45,574 Look... 728 00:28:46,035 --> 00:28:48,534 might they have a few more obstacles than your typical couple 729 00:28:48,535 --> 00:28:50,870 if she turns out to be a cold-blooded killer? Sure. 730 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,358 But what if they really fall in love, Dad? 731 00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:54,940 Shawn, you've got about three seconds 732 00:28:55,075 --> 00:28:56,759 to get out of my way. 733 00:28:57,028 --> 00:28:58,183 One... 734 00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,781 You're cheating. You're cheating. 735 00:29:01,349 --> 00:29:02,842 Shh, shh. Quiet, okay? 736 00:29:02,855 --> 00:29:04,522 Shut up. Shut up. 737 00:29:10,431 --> 00:29:12,029 Please, come in. 738 00:29:14,992 --> 00:29:16,111 Oh! 739 00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:17,439 You lit a fire. 740 00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:18,754 That was fast. 741 00:29:18,902 --> 00:29:19,910 Uh... 742 00:29:20,906 --> 00:29:22,603 Have a seat. 743 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,258 Welcome to my home. 744 00:29:25,492 --> 00:29:26,635 Wow. 745 00:29:27,496 --> 00:29:29,549 You really like fishing. 746 00:29:29,574 --> 00:29:30,705 No. God, no. 747 00:29:33,964 --> 00:29:34,981 I'm just playing. 748 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:36,739 Yes, actually, I do love fishing. 749 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,424 Yes. Love it. 750 00:29:38,584 --> 00:29:40,035 Love me some fishing. 751 00:29:40,194 --> 00:29:42,394 Some wide-mouth bass, some perch... 752 00:29:42,726 --> 00:29:43,820 some sturgeon? 753 00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:44,988 Whoo! 754 00:29:45,886 --> 00:29:47,399 Sturgeon is a fish, right? 755 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:51,143 Okay, okay. 756 00:29:54,008 --> 00:29:55,176 What is that? 757 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:56,320 What? 758 00:29:56,321 --> 00:29:57,107 That smell. 759 00:29:57,156 --> 00:29:58,312 It's like... 760 00:29:59,812 --> 00:30:02,022 it's like gardenia with a hint of mango. 761 00:30:02,071 --> 00:30:02,944 What? 762 00:30:05,135 --> 00:30:06,611 Oh, my god. 763 00:30:07,275 --> 00:30:08,959 Did you take a bath? 764 00:30:10,828 --> 00:30:13,754 Yes, Shawn, I took a bath. 765 00:30:20,757 --> 00:30:22,356 With bubbles? 766 00:30:23,751 --> 00:30:24,697 I don't... 767 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,181 It's this new soap that I'm using. 768 00:30:27,182 --> 00:30:28,813 It... It foams more. 769 00:30:28,814 --> 00:30:30,682 "It foams more"? 770 00:30:30,792 --> 00:30:32,612 Dad, it's called "bubble bath." 771 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,922 Well, I don't think it's officially called "bubble bath" 772 00:30:34,923 --> 00:30:36,681 If the bubbles happened accidentally, 773 00:30:36,730 --> 00:30:38,279 but whatever, Shawn. 774 00:30:38,328 --> 00:30:39,349 Who are you? 775 00:30:39,736 --> 00:30:41,101 Where's my father? 776 00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:44,240 I've accused you of being a lot of things in my lifetime, 777 00:30:44,241 --> 00:30:46,061 but metrosexual was never one of them. 778 00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:47,598 Seriously, what's up... 779 00:30:48,495 --> 00:30:49,810 I am not a metrosexual. 780 00:30:49,811 --> 00:30:51,372 I just happen to be an average joe 781 00:30:51,408 --> 00:30:53,462 who is concerned about his health and appearance. 782 00:30:53,474 --> 00:30:55,751 I have taken baths for years, Shawn. 783 00:30:55,765 --> 00:30:56,711 That is where I think. 784 00:30:56,712 --> 00:30:58,230 I have solved dozens and dozens 785 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:01,034 of gruesome, gruesome murder cases sitting in a tub. 786 00:31:01,035 --> 00:31:02,494 F.Y.I., historically, 787 00:31:02,543 --> 00:31:05,199 real men have always taken baths. 788 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:06,305 Name one. 789 00:31:06,816 --> 00:31:08,291 John Wayne. Rio bravo. 790 00:31:08,328 --> 00:31:09,029 Bath. 791 00:31:09,127 --> 00:31:10,768 You got anybody since the old west? 792 00:31:12,588 --> 00:31:14,014 What was... What was that? 793 00:31:14,015 --> 00:31:15,299 That's my roast. It's done. 794 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,110 You made a roast? 795 00:31:16,111 --> 00:31:17,025 Oh, for Christ sakes, Shawn. 796 00:31:17,026 --> 00:31:18,532 It's not a quiche. It's man food. 797 00:31:18,533 --> 00:31:19,873 I would have gladly gone out 798 00:31:19,874 --> 00:31:21,706 and hunted it and killed it If I had the time, 799 00:31:21,707 --> 00:31:23,157 and unless you get out of my way, 800 00:31:23,158 --> 00:31:24,103 I am going to kill you. 801 00:31:24,104 --> 00:31:25,062 You can't go in there. 802 00:31:25,063 --> 00:31:26,888 You'll compromise this entire investigation. 803 00:31:26,889 --> 00:31:29,089 The only thing compromised is my pot roast. 804 00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:31,088 It is drying out as we speak. 805 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,096 Please? 806 00:31:32,219 --> 00:31:33,903 No, Dad. No. 807 00:31:34,899 --> 00:31:35,834 Please, kids, 808 00:31:35,835 --> 00:31:37,614 Pay no mind. Just passing through to the kitchen. 809 00:31:37,615 --> 00:31:40,082 Got to squeeze some juices on my roast. 810 00:31:40,668 --> 00:31:41,627 Gus? 811 00:31:41,676 --> 00:31:42,918 Oh, that's... Henry. 812 00:31:42,919 --> 00:31:44,684 He's my... my roommate. 813 00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:46,238 Yeah, he's just making... 814 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:47,017 making a roast? 815 00:31:47,018 --> 00:31:48,377 All done. All done. 816 00:31:48,378 --> 00:31:49,607 Just had to... 817 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:52,683 Okay... 818 00:31:53,873 --> 00:31:55,767 Look, it's fine that you have a roommate, 819 00:31:55,768 --> 00:32:00,144 but honestly, it's cramping our style. 820 00:32:00,145 --> 00:32:01,292 It is? 821 00:32:01,942 --> 00:32:04,782 What do you say we go somewhere more private? 822 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,253 "Private" like where? 823 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,474 I know a back road that leads to a field. 824 00:32:11,049 --> 00:32:12,635 We could park the car... 825 00:32:12,672 --> 00:32:15,377 Uh, yeah, I don't think we should go to the field. 826 00:32:16,065 --> 00:32:16,915 Why? 827 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,945 Why? Um... 828 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,888 You don't like me. 829 00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:22,584 That's it, isn't it? 830 00:32:22,585 --> 00:32:23,403 No, no. 831 00:32:23,404 --> 00:32:25,383 My hay fever. My hay fever. 832 00:32:25,384 --> 00:32:26,526 The last place my nasal passages 833 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:27,972 want to be is the field. 834 00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,933 She's not your killer, Shawn. 835 00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:33,837 Look at this girl's eyes, huh? 836 00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:36,398 They're sincere. 837 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,103 You don't think I'm pretty. 838 00:32:38,104 --> 00:32:39,932 - What? - You... You just felt bad, 839 00:32:39,933 --> 00:32:41,899 because we matched up at the speed dating 840 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,104 and you didn't know what to say, 841 00:32:43,105 --> 00:32:44,494 so you pretended. 842 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:46,210 Wow, you put all that together, huh? 843 00:32:48,264 --> 00:32:50,071 Those are real tears, Shawn. 844 00:32:51,097 --> 00:32:52,634 You're right. 845 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,972 That's real snot. 846 00:33:03,755 --> 00:33:04,947 Hello? 847 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,802 Lassie? 848 00:33:07,170 --> 00:33:08,572 You what? I don't... 849 00:33:08,573 --> 00:33:10,600 Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 850 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,496 Dad... Dad, Dad, Dad. I got to go. 851 00:33:12,497 --> 00:33:13,656 Whoa, whoa. What do you mean, you got to go? 852 00:33:13,657 --> 00:33:14,645 You got this covered. 853 00:33:14,781 --> 00:33:15,702 This poor girl is there, 854 00:33:15,703 --> 00:33:16,833 weeping on your best friend's shoulder 855 00:33:16,834 --> 00:33:17,915 In my house, and you're leaving? 856 00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:19,489 What do you have done ? What am I supposed to do? 857 00:33:19,490 --> 00:33:20,505 I know, I know. It's a tough one. 858 00:33:20,506 --> 00:33:22,374 It's a real thinker. Uh... uh... 859 00:33:22,472 --> 00:33:23,615 I got it. 860 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,238 Draw yourself another bath. 861 00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:26,701 Shawn. Shawn. 862 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,857 Picked him up a couple of hours ago. 863 00:33:31,858 --> 00:33:33,048 Found him loitering outside 864 00:33:33,049 --> 00:33:34,463 one of the speed-dater's homes. 865 00:33:34,464 --> 00:33:35,746 When lassiter checked his place, 866 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,074 he found a stack of the questionnaires 867 00:33:37,075 --> 00:33:38,156 in his apartment. 868 00:33:38,157 --> 00:33:40,492 Tell me about these... 869 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,709 Marvin. 870 00:33:42,471 --> 00:33:45,625 Look, I don't know anything about any crime. 871 00:33:45,626 --> 00:33:47,862 I just ... I used the names and the numbers 872 00:33:47,863 --> 00:33:49,503 to get dates, man, that's it. 873 00:33:49,504 --> 00:33:50,314 I don't have 100 bucks 874 00:33:50,315 --> 00:33:51,728 to slap down on some entrance fee, 875 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:54,040 not on my crap salary, so, yeah... 876 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:56,265 and besides, that's why they go there. 877 00:33:56,351 --> 00:33:57,376 They go there for dates, right? 878 00:33:57,377 --> 00:33:58,437 So why not me? 879 00:33:58,517 --> 00:33:59,636 Why don't you think about that 880 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:00,988 while you're trying to take a crap 881 00:34:00,989 --> 00:34:02,697 in front of six other guys? 882 00:34:02,969 --> 00:34:04,555 Look, okay? 883 00:34:04,703 --> 00:34:05,478 Come on, all right? 884 00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:07,800 All I did was I took some questionnaires 885 00:34:07,801 --> 00:34:08,862 out of the trash. 886 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,156 That's it. 887 00:34:10,157 --> 00:34:11,909 What's the charge? "Not littering"? 888 00:34:11,958 --> 00:34:13,428 So if you don't have anything more, 889 00:34:13,429 --> 00:34:14,442 I'd like to get to work. 890 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:16,087 Think he's telling the truth? 891 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,900 Not by a long shot. 892 00:34:23,901 --> 00:34:25,214 And look at him. He's not the right height. 893 00:34:25,215 --> 00:34:26,126 He doesn't even own a car. 894 00:34:26,127 --> 00:34:27,761 I mean, he can't match the tire tread. 895 00:34:27,823 --> 00:34:28,868 He's cocky. 896 00:34:28,905 --> 00:34:29,827 He thinks he's on a roll, 897 00:34:29,828 --> 00:34:31,352 but I'm inside his head, chief, 898 00:34:31,425 --> 00:34:33,261 and I'm about to hang a Lopez around the frontal lobe 899 00:34:33,262 --> 00:34:35,646 and shoot right out of his nose onto his vest. 900 00:34:36,052 --> 00:34:37,527 You smell where I'm stepping? 901 00:34:38,257 --> 00:34:39,388 He had a partner. 902 00:34:39,585 --> 00:34:40,703 You let him go back to work, 903 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,429 He's going to lead us right to the person, 904 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:43,828 and I'll be able to pick him out, 905 00:34:43,829 --> 00:34:44,984 Psychically. 906 00:34:45,255 --> 00:34:46,546 You have my word. 907 00:34:46,689 --> 00:34:47,968 I'd better. 908 00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:50,009 Lassiter... 909 00:34:50,427 --> 00:34:51,718 let him go. 910 00:34:52,788 --> 00:34:54,066 Excuse me? 911 00:34:54,612 --> 00:34:55,976 Release him. 912 00:34:56,185 --> 00:34:58,484 Release him? Why am I going to release him? 913 00:34:58,927 --> 00:35:00,218 Why would I release him? 914 00:35:00,255 --> 00:35:01,903 Release him. 915 00:35:02,632 --> 00:35:03,468 Fine. 916 00:35:04,046 --> 00:35:05,792 Get your shillelagh and get out of here. 917 00:35:05,793 --> 00:35:06,628 You got it. 918 00:35:08,075 --> 00:35:10,448 Excuse me. May I help you people? 919 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:11,911 Yeah, we're here for the speed dating event. 920 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,961 Oh, I'm sorry. It's already begun. 921 00:35:13,998 --> 00:35:15,154 Oh, wait. 922 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,679 I remember you. 923 00:35:17,613 --> 00:35:19,273 Um, look... 924 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:20,870 you seem like a decent fellow, 925 00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:22,702 and I'd hate for you to waste another $100, 926 00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:24,460 but I was watching you, 927 00:35:24,534 --> 00:35:26,465 and you're not very good at this. 928 00:35:26,466 --> 00:35:28,579 Police business. Scat. 929 00:35:30,590 --> 00:35:31,463 Okay. 930 00:35:31,487 --> 00:35:32,156 I need to breathe, 931 00:35:32,157 --> 00:35:34,011 and I need some space to do my thing. 932 00:35:34,283 --> 00:35:35,291 Okay. 933 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,917 Shawn ! 934 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:40,084 Oh, good, buddy. You got the message. 935 00:35:40,085 --> 00:35:41,320 It's not Darcy. You're in the clear. 936 00:35:41,321 --> 00:35:42,456 You're going to pay, shawn. 937 00:35:42,505 --> 00:35:43,956 You are going to pay. Believe me. 938 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,752 No offense, but it's tough to feel threatened by you 939 00:35:45,753 --> 00:35:46,858 when you're wearing that shirt. 940 00:35:46,859 --> 00:35:47,866 Is that a hibiscus? 941 00:35:47,867 --> 00:35:49,796 It's not my shirt, Shawn. It's your dad's shirt. 942 00:35:49,797 --> 00:35:50,814 He had to loan me one because 943 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,111 mine was covered in snot tears. 944 00:35:52,112 --> 00:35:53,067 I can't... 945 00:35:53,674 --> 00:35:55,159 Did you know he also takes bubble baths? 946 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,057 So did John Wayne. 947 00:35:56,058 --> 00:35:57,864 I know, but can you name one other guy? 948 00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,180 What's going on? 949 00:35:59,181 --> 00:36:00,381 I solved the case. 950 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,685 It's actually got a decent twist. 951 00:36:01,686 --> 00:36:02,816 Have a seat. 952 00:36:04,722 --> 00:36:06,783 Well, I'm actually kind of an adventurist, you know? 953 00:36:06,784 --> 00:36:08,639 I was caught in an avalanche once. 954 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,943 In order to survive, 955 00:36:09,944 --> 00:36:11,098 I drank my own urine 956 00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:12,924 and I ate three of my toes, 957 00:36:13,084 --> 00:36:13,981 which is, you know, 958 00:36:13,982 --> 00:36:16,096 maybe why you saw me limp when I came in. 959 00:36:16,210 --> 00:36:18,582 Hey, big guy. You mind if I cut in here? 960 00:36:18,669 --> 00:36:20,481 Oh, I don't know. We're kind of in a... 961 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,165 - You're going to be okay. - Okay. 962 00:36:22,989 --> 00:36:25,202 Gee, I really hope that wasn't rude. 963 00:36:25,203 --> 00:36:26,125 It seemed a little rude. 964 00:36:26,132 --> 00:36:27,982 Well, actually, I should thank you, 965 00:36:27,983 --> 00:36:29,593 because he was awful. 966 00:36:29,778 --> 00:36:31,483 That is a very nice name. 967 00:36:31,630 --> 00:36:33,841 ...but you're kind of cute. 968 00:36:39,352 --> 00:36:40,916 So, navy blue is your favorite color? 969 00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:42,145 Mine's green. 970 00:36:42,146 --> 00:36:43,559 You know, you seem european. 971 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,453 You sure you don't have family history there? 972 00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:47,076 What's your mother's maiden name? 973 00:36:47,077 --> 00:36:49,937 So after volunteering for the animal shelter, 974 00:36:49,938 --> 00:36:52,212 - I decided... - Can I stop you for a moment? 975 00:36:52,371 --> 00:36:54,603 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 976 00:36:55,390 --> 00:36:56,448 Uh, everybody? 977 00:36:56,449 --> 00:36:58,464 I'm sorry. If I could just get your attention 978 00:36:58,465 --> 00:37:00,579 for a sec here. I'm sorry. 979 00:37:02,249 --> 00:37:04,142 I want to pick this up right where we left off 980 00:37:04,253 --> 00:37:05,683 if there's any time left on the clock, okay? 981 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,096 Because you seem like a terrific person. 982 00:37:07,097 --> 00:37:08,449 You deserve someone special, 983 00:37:08,450 --> 00:37:09,531 someone who makes you feel safe, 984 00:37:09,532 --> 00:37:10,516 but also a little dirty. 985 00:37:10,517 --> 00:37:11,500 You know what I'm talking about? 986 00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:13,295 Everyone deserves someone special, 987 00:37:13,296 --> 00:37:15,607 each and every one of you. All of you. 988 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,271 Look, is your perfect match here tonight? 989 00:37:17,272 --> 00:37:18,584 I don't know. I'm not sure. 990 00:37:18,585 --> 00:37:19,941 But the point is, you're here, 991 00:37:19,942 --> 00:37:21,109 and you put your hearts on the line, 992 00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:22,853 and that's all that really matters. 993 00:37:22,854 --> 00:37:25,244 Unfortunately, there are two people here 994 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:27,225 that do not share your pure desires. 995 00:37:27,335 --> 00:37:29,569 They're not here to find their soulmates. 996 00:37:29,618 --> 00:37:31,275 They're not here to fall in love. 997 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:33,501 As a matter of fact, they're not even single. 998 00:37:35,389 --> 00:37:38,340 You, Glenda, and you, Marvin, 999 00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:39,668 zre a couple. 1000 00:37:39,669 --> 00:37:41,980 An odd couple, to be sure, but a couple. 1001 00:37:41,981 --> 00:37:43,295 Matter of fact... 1002 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,455 - you're married! - This is absurd! 1003 00:37:45,456 --> 00:37:46,717 The tan lines on your fingers 1004 00:37:46,718 --> 00:37:49,418 where your wedding rings used to be will prove... 1005 00:37:49,419 --> 00:37:50,920 Please, not with the tanning thing again. 1006 00:37:50,921 --> 00:37:52,468 that not only are you married, 1007 00:37:52,492 --> 00:37:53,869 but that tanning had something to do 1008 00:37:53,870 --> 00:37:55,420 with this investigation. Thank you, chief. 1009 00:37:55,421 --> 00:37:56,539 Now, the question 1010 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:57,707 is why would a married couple 1011 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,305 infiltrate a singles event? 1012 00:37:59,354 --> 00:38:00,572 Well, the answer is simple. 1013 00:38:00,573 --> 00:38:03,539 It's a perfect place to commit their crime. 1014 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:05,986 They're here to rob you, ladies and gentlemen. 1015 00:38:05,987 --> 00:38:07,965 To steal from you the one thing 1016 00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:10,314 that is invariably your own... 1017 00:38:10,609 --> 00:38:11,887 Identity. 1018 00:38:12,241 --> 00:38:13,774 I told you that leprechaun was bad. 1019 00:38:13,830 --> 00:38:15,158 Marvin... 1020 00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:16,400 did copy the questionnaires 1021 00:38:16,401 --> 00:38:17,543 to get these people's phone numbers 1022 00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:19,547 and addresses. And you, Glenda, 1023 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:21,346 cleverly found the answers to questions like... 1024 00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:22,498 "What's your mother's maiden name?" 1025 00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:24,170 "What's your favorite color?" "Did you have any pets? 1026 00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:24,896 What are their names?" 1027 00:38:24,897 --> 00:38:25,879 "Name all the Bee-Gees." 1028 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,109 Those are the same questions 1029 00:38:27,110 --> 00:38:28,653 that you get at the bank from security 1030 00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,596 When you try to authorize a credit card. 1031 00:38:30,759 --> 00:38:31,680 So, what was left? 1032 00:38:31,681 --> 00:38:33,775 Get the credit card numbers from these poor guys 1033 00:38:33,777 --> 00:38:35,043 without them knowing they were robbed, 1034 00:38:35,044 --> 00:38:36,519 So you came up with a plan. 1035 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:37,982 You followed them, 1036 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,531 you drugged them, 1037 00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:40,999 you took down the numbers, 1038 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,929 and you deposited them, naked, 1039 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:43,814 in a field, 1040 00:38:43,815 --> 00:38:47,755 where they woke up disoriented, grassy-assed, 1041 00:38:47,756 --> 00:38:48,812 but none the wiser. 1042 00:38:48,813 --> 00:38:51,541 Fred Turk did see a little alien that day, 1043 00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:53,779 except it wasn't an extraterrestrial. 1044 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,169 It was Marvin 1045 00:38:55,170 --> 00:38:58,907 in his ridiculous, stupid green leprechaun costume. 1046 00:38:59,448 --> 00:39:01,793 And they would have gotten away with it, too, folks. 1047 00:39:02,305 --> 00:39:03,831 If it wasn't for their last victim, 1048 00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:05,367 the one who didn't... 1049 00:39:05,471 --> 00:39:07,069 quite wake up. 1050 00:39:09,504 --> 00:39:11,754 Not...so fast... 1051 00:39:12,201 --> 00:39:14,304 because that isn't even the worst of it. 1052 00:39:14,759 --> 00:39:15,706 The worst of it 1053 00:39:15,707 --> 00:39:19,414 is that you two stole a very valuable seat 1054 00:39:19,488 --> 00:39:21,566 that belonged to a single person, 1055 00:39:21,689 --> 00:39:23,325 a single person who believes 1056 00:39:23,326 --> 00:39:25,120 in the power of love. 1057 00:39:25,938 --> 00:39:27,955 You should be ashamed of yourselves... 1058 00:39:28,944 --> 00:39:30,149 Both of you. 1059 00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:37,678 Murder? Wow. 1060 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:39,424 That's a speed dating first. 1061 00:39:39,456 --> 00:39:41,355 Be sure to check up at the bar 1062 00:39:41,356 --> 00:39:42,228 and see who you match 1063 00:39:42,229 --> 00:39:44,322 from your questionnaires, okay? 1064 00:39:49,301 --> 00:39:50,654 Sorry about that. 1065 00:39:50,796 --> 00:39:51,535 You know? I just... 1066 00:39:51,743 --> 00:39:53,510 It was from here, though. You know that. 1067 00:39:53,511 --> 00:39:54,961 So we were talking about what? 1068 00:39:56,997 --> 00:39:59,555 That's so sweet, because you like them, 1069 00:39:59,556 --> 00:40:01,018 and you put little sweaters on them. 1070 00:40:01,019 --> 00:40:02,784 Well... Sometimes... Excuse me. 1071 00:40:02,808 --> 00:40:04,345 Sorry. May I cut in? 1072 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,038 It's my...parole officer. 1073 00:40:08,378 --> 00:40:09,202 Okay. 1074 00:40:09,265 --> 00:40:10,802 - Sure. - Sorry. 1075 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:15,540 Sorry. 1076 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:16,741 Where did you... 1077 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:18,887 I thought you were on a date. 1078 00:40:18,937 --> 00:40:20,449 I was. It's over. 1079 00:40:20,537 --> 00:40:21,680 - Over? - Mm-Hmm. 1080 00:40:22,012 --> 00:40:24,152 "Over" like "he laid one on you 1081 00:40:24,225 --> 00:40:25,061 on the front porch, 1082 00:40:25,062 --> 00:40:26,758 And you got little butterflies" over ? 1083 00:40:26,759 --> 00:40:28,762 Or "you pretended like you had a headache 1084 00:40:28,763 --> 00:40:30,489 and called it quits early" over? 1085 00:40:30,671 --> 00:40:32,540 Not that it's any of your business, 1086 00:40:32,614 --> 00:40:34,530 but he can't bowl, 1087 00:40:34,797 --> 00:40:36,137 and that's the deal-breaker. 1088 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:37,330 I see. Mm-Hmm. 1089 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,420 But look, the only reason I sat down 1090 00:40:39,421 --> 00:40:42,238 Is because I wanted to clear one thing up. 1091 00:40:42,593 --> 00:40:43,869 I don't take any stock 1092 00:40:43,884 --> 00:40:46,316 In those profile-matching thingies 1093 00:40:46,317 --> 00:40:47,656 we did the other night. 1094 00:40:48,357 --> 00:40:50,367 Jules, I was just messing around. I... 1095 00:40:50,638 --> 00:40:52,654 I copied your card over your shoulders 1096 00:40:52,655 --> 00:40:53,903 Like verbatim. 1097 00:40:53,964 --> 00:40:57,502 You thought maybe I sew my own pajamas? 1098 00:40:57,503 --> 00:40:58,697 Right, okay. 1099 00:40:58,698 --> 00:41:00,757 Well, good, because, um... 1100 00:41:00,787 --> 00:41:01,707 I don't want there to be 1101 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:02,924 any weirdness between us, 1102 00:41:02,925 --> 00:41:04,596 and it seems like we're going to be 1103 00:41:04,682 --> 00:41:05,637 working together a lot... 1104 00:41:05,638 --> 00:41:07,027 - All the time. - Yeah. 1105 00:41:07,028 --> 00:41:07,724 So... 1106 00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:09,429 Nice job on the case, by the way. 1107 00:41:09,515 --> 00:41:10,708 - Thank you very much. - Yeah. 1108 00:41:10,709 --> 00:41:11,999 - Thank you. - Ok. 1109 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,316 All right, I'll see you at work. 1110 00:41:13,317 --> 00:41:14,590 That's how we do it. 1111 00:41:14,701 --> 00:41:16,084 Work-style. Yeah. 1112 00:41:16,116 --> 00:41:18,108 See you at work. See you. 1113 00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:23,830 Where's she going? 1114 00:41:24,027 --> 00:41:24,789 You know what? I think... 1115 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:26,461 I think I undersold the fajitas. 1116 00:41:26,579 --> 00:41:27,550 Well, wouldn't be the first time 1117 00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:29,210 a female walked out on you in the middle of a meal. 1118 00:41:29,211 --> 00:41:30,181 Oh, please, Gus, 1119 00:41:30,182 --> 00:41:31,306 we're talking about jules here. 1120 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,726 It's not like we were on a date. 1121 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,412 Plus, it wouldn't work out. It would never work out. 1122 00:41:35,609 --> 00:41:37,502 I'd have to really bowl well, 1123 00:41:37,945 --> 00:41:39,579 And apparently that's a deal-breaker. 1124 00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:44,083 You know how awful those are. 1125 00:41:44,464 --> 00:41:45,485 I'm hungry, man. 1126 00:41:45,486 --> 00:41:46,763 We don't have to stay. 1127 00:41:48,068 --> 00:41:49,113 Dude... 1128 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:50,453 jerk chicken. 1129 00:41:50,454 --> 00:41:52,371 Oh, you know that's right. 1130 00:41:56,116 --> 00:41:59,372 Transcript: www.subway.fr Synchro: Jarick et B@ss 1131 00:41:59,373 --> 00:42:03,273 www.seriessub.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net