1 00:00:13,168 --> 00:00:14,300 Good morning, dad. 2 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:16,735 I made you some of your favorite bana nut muffins. 3 00:00:16,757 --> 00:00:20,052 I had trying to get un-grounded before robocop comes out on friday? 4 00:00:20,784 --> 00:00:23,536 Did I mention I made them all by myself? 5 00:00:23,635 --> 00:00:25,300 Mm, not bad. 6 00:00:25,381 --> 00:00:28,379 - What recipe did you use? - My recipe? 7 00:00:29,234 --> 00:00:33,100 Uh, I can't tell you that. Um, it's a secret. 8 00:00:33,188 --> 00:00:34,575 Well, let me see if I can guess 9 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:36,124 some of the ingredients that you put in here. 10 00:00:36,168 --> 00:00:39,340 Is that a hint of cinnamon that I'm tasting? 11 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,143 Oh, yeah, just a little. 12 00:00:41,268 --> 00:00:47,729 And I'm detecting just a touch of cilantro... and thyme. Am I right? 13 00:00:47,850 --> 00:00:51,128 - Whoa, dad, you're really sharp. - Yeah, I am. 14 00:00:51,608 --> 00:00:54,890 Gus, you want to come out of the pantry? 15 00:01:00,498 --> 00:01:03,515 Shawn, what have I told you 1,000 times before? 16 00:01:03,702 --> 00:01:05,581 Don't hide Gus in the pantry? 17 00:01:05,806 --> 00:01:09,496 No! A lie always leads to more lies. 18 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,800 Instead of lying to me about baking these yourself, 19 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,865 and then lying to me about your secret ingredients 20 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,141 that you put in, you should have just said that Gus 21 00:01:16,174 --> 00:01:18,992 baked these muffins, and I might have let you off the hook. 22 00:01:19,278 --> 00:01:21,564 - Who said Gus made them? - Go to your room. 23 00:01:21,619 --> 00:01:23,520 - I don't know where that is. - Shawn... 24 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:24,687 Who's Shawn? 25 00:01:31,544 --> 00:01:33,212 Public parking, huh? 26 00:01:33,543 --> 00:01:36,240 Nice to know that my first visit to Santa Barbara 27 00:01:36,273 --> 00:01:38,411 isn't a good enough reason for you to pop for a couple 28 00:01:38,444 --> 00:01:39,565 of extra bucks for the valet. 29 00:01:39,598 --> 00:01:41,742 The restaurant doesn't have valet parking, uncle Burton. 30 00:01:41,786 --> 00:01:44,013 Am I gonna need tokens to use the bathroom? 31 00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:45,935 It's been well reviewed... It got four spoons. 32 00:01:45,968 --> 00:01:47,714 Crack spoons, from the sound of it. 33 00:01:47,751 --> 00:01:50,124 - Gus, wait up. - Shawn? 34 00:01:50,906 --> 00:01:53,834 Finally. You know, I went to two comic book stores 35 00:01:53,878 --> 00:01:57,961 and three women's volleyball games looking for you. Luckily your phone has gps. 36 00:01:58,009 --> 00:01:59,539 - You tracked me? - Yes, I did. 37 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:02,808 With a little help from my friends at your wireless service provider. 38 00:02:02,852 --> 00:02:04,344 By the way, they might be calling. 39 00:02:04,388 --> 00:02:06,245 They think you're a fugitive from justice. 40 00:02:06,828 --> 00:02:07,845 Run with it. 41 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,104 - Who is this, Burton? - Shawn Spencer. 42 00:02:10,148 --> 00:02:11,724 He knows who you are, he knows what you do. 43 00:02:11,725 --> 00:02:14,488 Don't speak. We're going to dinner. You're not invited. 44 00:02:14,521 --> 00:02:17,457 - Let's roll, uncle Burton. - Uh, Jules just called... 45 00:02:17,534 --> 00:02:19,032 We've got a case. We should go. 46 00:02:19,065 --> 00:02:22,535 You know, Shawn, maybe you should handle this one yourself. 47 00:02:22,645 --> 00:02:24,259 There's a first time for everything. 48 00:02:24,348 --> 00:02:26,812 First time for... What are you talking about? 49 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,956 Sorry, Shawn, I can't make it. 50 00:02:30,111 --> 00:02:33,304 For crying out loud, Burton, the cops are handing you a case. 51 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:36,788 You've gotta take it. You're the only psychic detective they've got. 52 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,588 - That's very funny. - Don't speak. 53 00:02:38,945 --> 00:02:40,625 - Just one minute. - Yeah. 54 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:42,516 I know what you're thinking. 55 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:44,700 Of course you do, you're a psychic detective. 56 00:02:44,881 --> 00:02:46,538 A few months ago I was on the phone 57 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:49,895 with my great aunt, who's hard of hearing, and pretty much out of it in general. 58 00:02:49,951 --> 00:02:54,051 I told her I was working part-time at a psychic detective agency. 59 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,559 She must've misunderstood because now everybody 60 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,544 on my mom's side of the family thinks that I'm a psychic detective... 61 00:03:00,068 --> 00:03:02,355 And... you're gay. 62 00:03:02,393 --> 00:03:03,045 - No. - German? 63 00:03:03,067 --> 00:03:03,885 - No. - Invisible. 64 00:03:03,907 --> 00:03:05,012 My assistant, Shawn. 65 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:11,349 - Gus, this is, uh... - Wow! I know. It's a mess. 66 00:03:11,382 --> 00:03:13,338 Why don't you just tell him it was a simple misunderstanding? 67 00:03:13,371 --> 00:03:14,377 It's too late. 68 00:03:14,422 --> 00:03:16,510 I can't come clean now without everyone thinking 69 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:17,936 that I lied to them in the first place. 70 00:03:17,981 --> 00:03:22,114 Plus, uncle Burton has had it out for me ever since he started going by "Gus," 71 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,363 even though I'm names after him. 72 00:03:23,396 --> 00:03:26,183 If he figures out that I'm not psychic, he's gonna make it his mission 73 00:03:26,227 --> 00:03:28,553 - to destroy me in front of everybody. - All right, say no more. 74 00:03:28,564 --> 00:03:32,476 - You're not getting destroyed by that man. - I'm getting hungry over here. 75 00:03:32,685 --> 00:03:35,890 - Don't worry, I have a plan. - You do. 76 00:03:35,942 --> 00:03:37,213 Uncle Burton. 77 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:42,478 How would you like to come with us, and watch your nephew in action? 78 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:46,537 Tag along with you guys on a real detective case? Yeah. 79 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,910 Hey, maybe this won't be the most boring vacation 80 00:03:48,935 --> 00:03:51,539 in the world after all. Maybe. 81 00:03:52,935 --> 00:03:56,913 I can't wait to watch you work your psychic magic. 82 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:01,389 Psych 206 : "Meat Is Murder, But Murder Is Also Murder" 83 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:05,448 o/~ I know you know o/~ o/~ that I'm not telling the truth o/~ 84 00:04:05,482 --> 00:04:08,743 o/~ I know you know o/~ o/~ they just don't have any proof o/~ 85 00:04:08,765 --> 00:04:10,257 o/~ embrace the deception o/~ 86 00:04:10,302 --> 00:04:13,352 o/~ learn how to bend o/~ o/~ your worst inhibitions o/~ 87 00:04:13,385 --> 00:04:16,000 o/~ tend to psych you out in the end o/~ 88 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:19,484 Synchro: Flolo, Arbu www.SeriesSub.com 89 00:04:24,499 --> 00:04:26,631 So, how you feeling, buddy? A little nervous? 90 00:04:26,686 --> 00:04:28,300 Feel something happening in the belly? 91 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,741 Maybe you should do some of your lamaze breathing. 92 00:04:30,819 --> 00:04:32,532 No, you know why, Shawn? 93 00:04:32,587 --> 00:04:34,835 Because your little plan to embarrass me isn't gonna work. 94 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:37,161 As soon as the cops see uncle Burton hanging around, 95 00:04:37,205 --> 00:04:40,652 they're gonna kick him right out. Nice try, Shawny boy. 96 00:04:41,204 --> 00:04:43,458 - Hey, guys. - Ah, Buzz. 97 00:04:43,502 --> 00:04:46,618 You know, I'm not sure they're gonna want you having any guests in here. 98 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,551 I mean, since it's a crime scene and all. 99 00:04:48,596 --> 00:04:50,148 - No, it's not. - It's not? 100 00:04:50,192 --> 00:04:53,674 No. There's no crime-scene tape at the door, 101 00:04:53,729 --> 00:04:56,456 the forensic guys are not collecting any evidence, 102 00:04:56,512 --> 00:04:58,790 and it seems as though you guys don't suspect foul play, 103 00:04:58,812 --> 00:05:01,098 so I've got as much right to be here as you do. 104 00:05:01,144 --> 00:05:04,010 And don't give me any of that fancy police talk, please. 105 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,037 I've seen enough hill street blues to know what's what. 106 00:05:09,217 --> 00:05:10,277 I gotta go. 107 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:16,465 Hey, thanks for coming so quick. Who's this? 108 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:18,614 This is my uncle Burton, from New Jersey. 109 00:05:18,658 --> 00:05:20,117 Shawn invited him. 110 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,337 Very nice to meet you, uncle... Burton? 111 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:24,400 His mother named him after me. 112 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:28,725 It's not a very common name, but some of us still use it proudly. 113 00:05:28,797 --> 00:05:31,648 Jules, what's the skinny? What do you got? 114 00:05:31,726 --> 00:05:34,024 Vince Wagner, longtime restaurant critic 115 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,699 at the Santa Barbara mirror, died suddenly after eating 116 00:05:36,743 --> 00:05:39,893 his wife's chicken soup. All signs point to natural causes, 117 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:42,640 but the wife's acting a little suspicious. 118 00:05:42,695 --> 00:05:44,154 I want to make sure I didn't miss anything, 119 00:05:44,186 --> 00:05:45,988 so I'd like for you to get a reading on her. 120 00:05:46,032 --> 00:05:49,307 - Then that's what we will do. - She's in the den. 121 00:05:51,343 --> 00:05:54,802 Finally a chance to see Gus' psychic powers at work. 122 00:05:54,846 --> 00:05:56,945 Shawn, can I speak to you for a second? 123 00:05:56,971 --> 00:05:59,523 - What is the problem here? - Stop playing, Shawn... 124 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:00,557 You know I can't do this! 125 00:06:00,562 --> 00:06:01,771 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't. 126 00:06:01,804 --> 00:06:03,815 You make some observations, you form a conclusion, 127 00:06:03,859 --> 00:06:06,287 and you reveal it to everybody in a ridiculous and/or roundabout way. 128 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:08,486 - What are you talking about? - I'll show you. 129 00:06:20,161 --> 00:06:22,857 Raw chicken next to vegetables, charred pots, and a refrigerator 130 00:06:22,912 --> 00:06:24,028 full of take-out containers. 131 00:06:24,061 --> 00:06:25,619 What does that tell you about the wife? 132 00:06:25,674 --> 00:06:28,119 I don't know. She sucks at cooking. 133 00:06:28,141 --> 00:06:29,345 - Oh, you're on fire. - What? 134 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,137 Uncle Burton, come quick... It's happening! 135 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:32,780 Shawn, stop it. Stop playing! 136 00:06:32,802 --> 00:06:34,448 Put your hand to your head. It really helps sell the thing. 137 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:35,900 I'm not doing it, Shawn. 138 00:06:36,131 --> 00:06:38,015 This better be worth skipping dinner for. 139 00:06:38,048 --> 00:06:39,938 He's a psychic wildebeest. 140 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:44,213 I'm... I'm seeing something. 141 00:06:46,368 --> 00:06:48,291 I'm sensing something. 142 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:52,351 I'm tasting something. 143 00:06:55,453 --> 00:06:56,879 It tastes bad. 144 00:06:57,616 --> 00:07:01,693 - She's a bad cook! - You sound just like my husband. 145 00:07:03,571 --> 00:07:06,789 Mrs. Wagner? Oh, please, excuse my partner. 146 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:10,016 His psychic visions are often terribly impolite. 147 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:12,655 No need to apologize. 148 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,666 I really am a terrible cook. 149 00:07:15,385 --> 00:07:17,200 I'm very sorry for your loss. 150 00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:21,496 I'm sensing that you're at peace with your husband's passing. 151 00:07:21,712 --> 00:07:24,800 Well, not exactly at peace. 152 00:07:25,082 --> 00:07:27,646 But it wasn't easy being married to a food critic. 153 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,140 He graded everything I did. 154 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,438 Surely he couldn't have graded everything. 155 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,071 I never broke two stars. 156 00:07:39,364 --> 00:07:40,446 Well, that's... 157 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:45,602 - Awfully harsh. - So why did you keep on cooking for him? 158 00:07:45,913 --> 00:07:49,211 Health reasons. He had gotten a worrisome checkup 159 00:07:49,255 --> 00:07:53,034 from his doctor recently, he ate out every day 160 00:07:53,078 --> 00:07:55,591 for his job, and always brought the leftovers home, so 161 00:07:55,636 --> 00:07:59,116 I started making him healthy, home-cooked meals just once a week. 162 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:01,144 That's what dinner was tonight. 163 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:05,505 Thank you for your time, Mrs. Wagner. You have our condolences. 164 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:08,700 She didn't kill him. 165 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,482 If she wanted him dead, she wouldn't have cooked him 166 00:08:10,526 --> 00:08:13,150 - healthy meals once a week. - Great, let's just tell the police, 167 00:08:13,183 --> 00:08:16,045 and get uncle Burton out of here before they ask us anything else. 168 00:08:28,476 --> 00:08:29,769 Check it out. 169 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:34,312 I went to candy emporium, this time for research. 170 00:08:34,356 --> 00:08:37,676 There are over 100 flavors of lollipop on the market, 171 00:08:37,731 --> 00:08:39,544 not one of which turns your tongue black. 172 00:08:39,576 --> 00:08:41,864 - Can you believe that? - What are you talking about? 173 00:08:41,908 --> 00:08:44,681 Right before we left, I caught a quick glimpse of the critic's mouth. 174 00:08:44,738 --> 00:08:46,694 His tongue was coated black. 175 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:49,479 Now, what else could possibly cause something like that? 176 00:08:50,088 --> 00:08:51,812 Bismuth subsalicylate. 177 00:08:51,911 --> 00:08:53,547 That dude that used to play for the mavericks? 178 00:08:53,591 --> 00:08:57,155 No, Shawn, it's the active ingredient in those pink stomach medications. 179 00:08:57,229 --> 00:09:00,633 He must've had some. Look, let's talk about this later. My uncle is... 180 00:09:00,688 --> 00:09:02,942 Gus. The critic was murdered. 181 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:05,362 I thought you said the wife didn't kill him. 182 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:09,047 She didn't. He was complaining of an upset stomach before dinner. 183 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,224 He asked for chicken soup. 184 00:09:10,246 --> 00:09:12,346 That's the ultimate "I'm feeling sick" meal. 185 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:15,047 Except, of course, for a tub of bacon grease and hotdog water. 186 00:09:15,102 --> 00:09:17,721 - But usually... - Shawn, this place is a sty. 187 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:20,225 Maybe you ought to tidy up once in a while, huh? 188 00:09:20,313 --> 00:09:22,269 Or did you forget that you're the assistant? 189 00:09:22,302 --> 00:09:25,462 You are absolutely right, sir. 190 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:28,898 The person who's not the psychic detective should be in charge 191 00:09:28,942 --> 00:09:30,848 all the cleaning. It just makes sense. 192 00:09:30,914 --> 00:09:34,930 Meanwhile, Gus here has new psychic knowledge about yesterday's case. 193 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,134 - Yeah? - No, I don't, Shawn. 194 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:39,756 I mean, I shouldn't spent so much time working 195 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:42,468 - when I've got family in town. - Oh, don't be ridiculous, Burton. 196 00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:45,883 You think diagnosis murder ever let family get in the way of his work? 197 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,938 Another excellent point. I bet diagnosis murder never did that. 198 00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:52,342 Go ahead, Gus, call up on the spirits. 199 00:09:52,464 --> 00:09:54,458 Ask them what happened to the dead critic. 200 00:09:54,641 --> 00:09:55,901 Fine. 201 00:10:03,301 --> 00:10:11,489 o/~ oh, spirits always willing o/~ o/~ to lend a helping hand o/~ 202 00:10:11,766 --> 00:10:14,518 This psychic stuff can get a little wimpy, huh? 203 00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:17,324 At least he's not doing it in the tutu and capezios. 204 00:10:17,354 --> 00:10:22,503 I asked you to help me solve the murder of Vince Wagner. 205 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,952 Show me what transpired. 206 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:30,902 I'm seeing something. 207 00:10:34,142 --> 00:10:35,900 I'm seeing... 208 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,000 I'm seeing... 209 00:10:39,736 --> 00:10:41,770 I don't know what I'm seeing. 210 00:10:41,982 --> 00:10:43,032 Wait, wait. 211 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,202 It's coming clearer now. 212 00:10:46,298 --> 00:10:49,558 Somebody put something in his food... 213 00:10:50,837 --> 00:10:52,185 At a restaurant. 214 00:10:53,951 --> 00:10:57,177 And that is what made him sick. 215 00:10:58,172 --> 00:11:01,945 Sick to the point of having a seizure. 216 00:11:02,624 --> 00:11:04,381 No, no, no. 217 00:11:07,074 --> 00:11:12,227 That's what killed... That's what killed his nose. 218 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,354 What? 219 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,935 - That's what killed him. - Whoo, Gus! 220 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,531 You are so amazing with that stuff. 221 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,338 If it wasn't for his psychic talents, I'd have to get some lame job 222 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,057 at a pharmaceutical company or something. 223 00:11:27,101 --> 00:11:29,156 That happens to be a very exciting industry, Shawn. 224 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,018 Now let's go and tell the police our new revelation. 225 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,165 Uncle Burton, wait here. 226 00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:36,757 No way. If I wanted to sit alone in a dirty room, I'd have stayed at home with my wife. 227 00:11:36,802 --> 00:11:38,216 I'm going with you guys. 228 00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:44,100 Killed his nose?! You went like this. 229 00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:45,841 How do you kill a nose?! 230 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,895 Shawn, that visitor's badge is not gonna hold him up for long. 231 00:11:52,928 --> 00:11:54,599 I can't be psychic in front of the cops. 232 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,004 Don't worry, I have a plan. 233 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,691 I'm gonna go in Vick's office, you wait here. 234 00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,300 - For what? - My signal. 235 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,686 The stuff you did in the office, genius, all of it. 236 00:12:01,741 --> 00:12:04,277 But I wanted you to say "poison," Gus. Poison. 237 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,760 - Get it right this time. - This time? 238 00:12:05,804 --> 00:12:08,081 Shawn, what are you about to... There's no time to explain! 239 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:09,504 Ham pencils! 240 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,985 Sheila e. Tomato bark! Velvety shark toast... 241 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:15,686 Shark toast! 242 00:12:15,874 --> 00:12:18,304 Is there something wrong with you, Mr. Spencer? 243 00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:20,398 You picked today to ask him that question? 244 00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:22,613 Dude, Lassie, what happened to your arm? 245 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,883 - I don't want to talk about it. - He won't tell us either. 246 00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:26,375 And what were you saying when you came in? 247 00:12:26,409 --> 00:12:28,500 - I couldn't understand any of it. - Oh, Jules, it's this case. 248 00:12:28,552 --> 00:12:30,574 These visions I'm having, they're so intense, 249 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,188 I can't even describe them. 250 00:12:32,221 --> 00:12:35,016 Every time I open my mouth, the wrong fishes come out! 251 00:12:35,072 --> 00:12:38,310 - You mean "words"? - Isn't that what I said? Oh, no. 252 00:12:38,531 --> 00:12:40,243 If only there were someone here that could translate. 253 00:12:40,288 --> 00:12:42,917 You know, someone who's known me so long they understand everything I say. 254 00:12:42,961 --> 00:12:46,066 Someone just slightly less handsome than I am. 255 00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:49,365 Gus! Perfect... This is perfect. 256 00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:51,652 - Gus, Gus, get in here. - What? 257 00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:55,325 Oh, mambo beef puddles! Swirly-whirly jungle pants! 258 00:12:55,899 --> 00:12:58,220 Quick, translate that into normal words for us. 259 00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:01,943 Man, they made me fill this thing out for six pages of paper work, 260 00:13:01,976 --> 00:13:03,199 and they didn't put my picture on it. 261 00:13:03,239 --> 00:13:05,670 - Sorry, who are you? - Don't ask anymore questions. 262 00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:10,180 No one. Concentrate, Gus. Tell us that all this means. 263 00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:14,303 Swirly-whirly jungle pants. 264 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:18,811 It means the critic ate something he wasn't supposed to. 265 00:13:19,327 --> 00:13:22,343 - Two bones and a skull. - Two bones and a sku... poison. 266 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:25,161 Yes, the critic was poisoned. 267 00:13:25,216 --> 00:13:27,724 Man, this is better than "Ghost Whisperers". 268 00:13:27,771 --> 00:13:30,699 Guys, we checked the wife's soup. It's clean. 269 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,010 And am I now supposed to believe that Guster here... 270 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,032 - Carnival stud muffin... Huh? - What? 271 00:13:35,104 --> 00:13:39,142 It wasn't the wife. The critic was poisoned at a restaurant. 272 00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:41,601 Now, that makes sense. 273 00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:43,847 Wagner was pretty harsh on his own wife's cooking. 274 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,239 He was probably even harder on the restaurants he reviewed. 275 00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:49,168 He could have easily been poisoned by a chef who got a bad review. 276 00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:52,587 - Do you think so? - Yes. Yes. Yes. 277 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,252 Okay... 278 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,198 Call the lab. I want a tox report on my desk asap. 279 00:13:58,319 --> 00:13:59,402 You're actually listening to this? 280 00:13:59,435 --> 00:14:02,424 Well, we've gotten information in stranger ways before. 281 00:14:02,623 --> 00:14:04,176 Never hurts to check it out. 282 00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:08,368 Burton, that was fantastic. How do you do that stuff? 283 00:14:08,424 --> 00:14:10,427 He can't talk tight now, uncle Burton. 284 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,167 Psychic episodes like that leave him very, very parched. 285 00:14:14,285 --> 00:14:15,489 No, no, no, let me get you some water. 286 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:16,882 Down those stairs, around the corner. 287 00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:19,600 Thank you. What do we do now? 288 00:14:19,676 --> 00:14:21,582 We've gotta figure out what that critic ate. 289 00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:23,626 If he was poisoned by a chef, it had to have been something 290 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,626 he consumed in the 24 hours leading up to his death. 291 00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:27,814 - How do we do that? - Well, Wagner's wife said, 292 00:14:27,858 --> 00:14:29,223 he brought all of his left overs home, right? 293 00:14:29,256 --> 00:14:31,717 The refrigerator was packed with take-out containers. 294 00:14:32,358 --> 00:14:34,590 The one on top was probably the most recent. 295 00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:38,082 The restaurant it came from was... 296 00:14:42,895 --> 00:14:45,280 - The curvy a. - "The curvy a"? 297 00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:47,324 That doesn't sound like a place that serves food, Shawn. 298 00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:49,324 It's not the name, it's the symbol on top of the box. 299 00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:50,777 Come on, man, you eat out all the time. 300 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,771 What place has a big, swoopy, curving a? 301 00:14:52,815 --> 00:14:54,759 I don't know. What does it look like? 302 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,179 - Antonio's. - Sweet! 303 00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,930 - Why did you write on my hand?! - Why would I write on my own hand? 304 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,857 - This thing is totally permanent. - Wha... Shawn! 305 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,663 Let's make this quick before uncle Burton starts thinking 306 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,657 of sticking 'em with the check. 307 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:17,817 Fire up the entrees for the eight-top. 308 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,792 Mario, where are my starters? Hurry up! 309 00:15:21,614 --> 00:15:22,951 Hey, chef Antonio. 310 00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:24,332 We'd like to ask you a couple questions. 311 00:15:24,376 --> 00:15:27,625 Sorry, guys, no customers allowed in the kitchen, okay? 312 00:15:27,658 --> 00:15:28,708 No, we're not customers. 313 00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:31,552 We're from the health department, here for a surprise inspection. 314 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:36,058 Again? We just had the surprise inspection a few days ago. 315 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,735 - Why, is there a problem? - Yes. 316 00:15:37,779 --> 00:15:40,619 - You weren't surprised enough. - Let's make this quick. 317 00:15:41,845 --> 00:15:46,500 Walls and the floor are clean. Drainage is clear. 318 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:50,741 Hand washing station is stocked with soap and clean towels. 319 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:55,338 Dry food storage over there, walk-in freezer over here. 320 00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,077 Looks good. 321 00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:04,273 Aren't you supposed to check the temperature? 322 00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:07,079 Of course. Gus, go ahead, check the temperature. 323 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,648 - Me? Why do I have to do it? - Dude, I'm wearing short sleeves. 324 00:16:13,617 --> 00:16:16,169 So did you hear what happened to the food critic down at the mirror? 325 00:16:16,202 --> 00:16:20,162 - That's some nasty business, huh? - Sure, I heard about Wagner. 326 00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:21,631 I don't say I'm sad. 327 00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:24,836 Ten years I've been working in this town, that man never gave my food 328 00:16:24,869 --> 00:16:26,206 a good review. 329 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,675 Sounds like you're not very fond of the guy. 330 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:34,213 Vince Wagner made my life miserable with his asinine reviews. 331 00:16:34,274 --> 00:16:38,197 Honestly, I am glad that that bastard is dead! 332 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:39,545 Chef Antonio! 333 00:16:41,381 --> 00:16:43,856 You're under arrest for the murder of Vince Wagner. 334 00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:46,504 - Take him. - Murder? 335 00:16:46,559 --> 00:16:47,985 Is this a joke? I... 336 00:16:48,504 --> 00:16:51,779 - Who put you up to this? - Jules, what's going on here? 337 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,657 Tox screen came back positive. 338 00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:56,491 Apparently Wagner ate a poisonous mushroom called the "death cap." 339 00:16:56,513 --> 00:16:57,242 What are you saying? 340 00:16:57,286 --> 00:16:59,065 There were death caps in the mushroom risotto 341 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:00,921 Wagner ate here the day before he died. 342 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,048 We found the leftovers in his fridge. 343 00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:05,999 Looks like you were right, Shawn... Or Gus. 344 00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:09,059 Or... Whoever. 345 00:17:09,983 --> 00:17:13,210 What a relief. We caught the guy, we solved the case, 346 00:17:13,276 --> 00:17:15,983 and best of all, I don't have to be psychic anymore. 347 00:17:23,398 --> 00:17:24,700 What? 348 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,114 We got the wrong guy. 349 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,675 Guys, it's not that complicated. 350 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,404 Whenever a critic eats at his restaurant, 351 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:42,652 - Antonio prepares the meal himself. - Not this time. 352 00:17:42,698 --> 00:17:45,155 The mushrooms in the take-out container we cut into cubes. 353 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:47,155 Antonio cuts his mushrooms into strips. 354 00:17:47,221 --> 00:17:49,928 Lassie, I have a really strong vibe he didn't do this. 355 00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:52,028 Look, we know Antonio hated Wagner. 356 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,004 Wagner died from eating his risotto. We have the risotto. 357 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,672 We even have Wagner's notes proving he ate the risotto. 358 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,024 It's a slam dunk. 359 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:08,378 That's Wagner's notebook. It says the risotto was cold. 360 00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:09,634 - So? - So... 361 00:18:11,405 --> 00:18:14,024 Whoa... The sandpaper with the bana patch! 362 00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:16,508 I think he means the risotto was cold. 363 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,098 - Thank you, Gus. - You're welcome. 364 00:18:18,121 --> 00:18:20,938 Why would food be served cold at a five-star restaurant, unless... 365 00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:24,032 Unless the poisoned food was cooked somewhere else? 366 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,306 You know what I think? 367 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,012 Case is closed. 368 00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:34,751 Hey, guys. I want to thank you for an incredible day, Burton. 369 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,164 You're a regular rockford files. 370 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,505 Did my uncle just thank me for an incredible day? 371 00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:46,024 A more important question, how much tv does he watch? 372 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,350 I'm serious, Shawn. 373 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,701 My cousin took him to the super bowl on a helicopter, 374 00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:50,982 and he never even thanked him for that. 375 00:18:51,012 --> 00:18:56,114 I'm serious too. He's like this crazy, tank-shaped encyclopedia of detective shows. 376 00:18:56,579 --> 00:18:58,037 I be he even saw manimal. 377 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,238 - You're right. - About manimal? 378 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,294 Shawn, we have to solve this case before he leaves. 379 00:19:02,338 --> 00:19:04,186 - Why? - Because, I think I've finally 380 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,876 figured out how to get back on his good side. 381 00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:08,113 I've been seeking uncle Burton's approval all my life. 382 00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:09,560 He's mean to everybody. 383 00:19:09,593 --> 00:19:11,455 But ever since he started tagging along on this case, 384 00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:13,571 he's been kind of nice to me. You know why? 385 00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:14,631 You don't have the braids anymore. 386 00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:17,416 He likes detective shows if I could solve this case 387 00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:20,278 before he leaves, he may finally get over the whole "Gus Burton" thing. 388 00:19:20,311 --> 00:19:23,603 - But I'm gonna need your help. - All right, fine, Mr. Psychic detective. 389 00:19:23,636 --> 00:19:27,636 Tell me, since Antonio clearly didn't kill the critic, who did? 390 00:19:28,054 --> 00:19:29,114 I don't know. 391 00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,994 Maybe we should find out if anyone else hated him. 392 00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:35,010 - See who else may have had a motive. - What? 393 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:38,109 You're gonna start a crime-fighting revolution with talk like that. 394 00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:42,645 Shawn, you say stuff like that all the time! 395 00:19:48,762 --> 00:19:51,149 Phil Pritikin, Mr. Editor-in-chief. 396 00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:52,387 Shawn Spencer... 397 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,530 Long-time reader, first-time caller... 398 00:19:55,552 --> 00:19:57,165 What's going on with the sunday spread? 399 00:19:57,232 --> 00:19:59,077 Layout's waiting for your approval on the mock-up. 400 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,529 "Mock-up," funny word. Like I was saying... 401 00:20:01,562 --> 00:20:04,049 - Where' Salazar's Alderman story? - She's typing it up. 402 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:07,083 - Do you want copy to read it first? - No, just send it straight here. 403 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,254 Anything else? 404 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,862 You know, Phil, now that you mention it, I would very much like... 405 00:20:10,906 --> 00:20:13,369 - Does he work here? - I don't believe so, sir. 406 00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:14,784 Son, I'm a busy man. 407 00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:16,413 If you don't work for me, I don't have the time. 408 00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:18,561 I just have a question about Vince Wagner. 409 00:20:18,595 --> 00:20:19,932 Cooper, these guys got questions. 410 00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:24,577 Oh, I also have an idea for a crossover strip, 411 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:27,284 where Dilbert finally meets marmaduke. 412 00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:29,125 Did you guys need something? 413 00:20:30,714 --> 00:20:33,686 Hi, I'm Burton Guster, with the sbpd. 414 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,946 We're investigating the murder of Vince Wagner. 415 00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:38,290 I'm Cooper. I was Mr. Wagner's assistant. 416 00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:40,665 Great. Maybe you could help us out. 417 00:20:40,743 --> 00:20:43,600 Do you know of anyone who may have had a grudge against your boss? 418 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,108 Are you serious? 419 00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:50,031 We call them the angry chef letters. Every chef who ever got a bad review 420 00:20:50,064 --> 00:20:52,351 would write a nasty letter to Mr. Wagner about it. 421 00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:54,446 So you're saying this is all hate mail? 422 00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:56,456 I don't know if I'd call it all hate mail. 423 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,706 It ranges from "mild dislike" mail 424 00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:04,066 - to "extreme abhorrence" mail. - How about "I wish you were dead" mail? 425 00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:07,087 Oh, we have those too. Back here. 426 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,578 Any one of these chefs could have cooked the poison risotto 427 00:21:10,611 --> 00:21:12,204 and snuck it into Antonio's restaurant. 428 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,920 You're right. We should talk to all these chefs before they open for business. 429 00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:18,482 Call the restaurants and make a reservation. 430 00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:20,246 - For justice. - Is justice the time 431 00:21:20,247 --> 00:21:22,493 - or the number of people in our party? - Just call 'em. 432 00:21:22,494 --> 00:21:24,474 And make it for three. Uncle Burton's coming. 433 00:21:24,507 --> 00:21:25,657 All right. 434 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:30,128 So what did you think of Vince Wagner? 435 00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:34,751 Looky here, he was a jackass. 436 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,731 You know what he called my award-winning jambalaya? 437 00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:39,882 "Jumba-lousy!" 438 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:45,624 Now tell me if this ain't the best damn jambalaya you've never had in your life. 439 00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:54,352 You know what he wrote in his review of my famous miso yellow tail roll? 440 00:21:54,877 --> 00:21:56,168 "Miso disappointed." 441 00:21:57,828 --> 00:21:59,746 Don't laugh. It's not funny. 442 00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:00,776 No, it's not. 443 00:22:01,452 --> 00:22:02,620 Let's put it this way. 444 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,160 He once referred to my white chocolate tiramisu 445 00:22:05,161 --> 00:22:08,197 - as "ass cake". - Oh, now that just seems mean. 446 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:12,164 I didn't kill him. I was here that night cookin'. 447 00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:15,639 Had a bunch of big groups. Never even left the kitchen. 448 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,778 I was either in the kitchen or out here talking to customers. 449 00:22:20,779 --> 00:22:23,305 I own this place. I have to watch over everything. 450 00:22:23,306 --> 00:22:26,086 Every bowl, every noodle, every chopstick... 451 00:22:26,135 --> 00:22:29,086 I didn't kill him. I definitely thought about it a couple of times. 452 00:22:29,087 --> 00:22:31,672 I could never figure out why that guy was so angry. 453 00:22:31,673 --> 00:22:34,164 He ate out at fancy restaurants all the time for free, 454 00:22:34,165 --> 00:22:35,745 and still, all he did was complain. 455 00:22:36,113 --> 00:22:39,650 Ask her some more questions. Maybe she'll give us some cookies. 456 00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,285 I'm confused... Why are you here? 457 00:22:44,286 --> 00:22:46,523 Wagner never even reviewed my restaurant. 458 00:22:47,597 --> 00:22:49,442 Oh, make it right. There it is. 459 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:56,195 That was, without question, the tastiest dead-end we have ever gone down. 460 00:22:56,283 --> 00:22:59,111 Well, at least it wasn't a complete waste of our time. 461 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:02,420 It seems to me like any of these chefs were way to busy to murder the critic. 462 00:23:02,457 --> 00:23:04,449 Matlock never ate this good. 463 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:07,129 I'm going back to the car an unbutton my pants. 464 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:13,280 You know... I've been thinking about what that dessert chef said. 465 00:23:13,281 --> 00:23:15,162 Wagner got to eat out at fancy restaurants 466 00:23:15,163 --> 00:23:18,575 every day on the newspaper's dime. If I was him, I'd be happy. 467 00:23:18,576 --> 00:23:20,825 I mean, who wouldn't want to have that job? 468 00:23:21,207 --> 00:23:22,350 That's a good point. 469 00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:24,539 That's a really good point, Gus. 470 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,653 I think you're right... We were wrong about the chefs. 471 00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:29,170 Maybe this wasn't about revenge at all. Maybe this was about... 472 00:23:29,171 --> 00:23:30,879 Somebody wanting the restaurant critic's job. 473 00:23:30,904 --> 00:23:32,965 - Someone who works at the newspaper. - Exactly. 474 00:23:32,966 --> 00:23:34,470 We need to get down there and talk to the editor. 475 00:23:34,471 --> 00:23:36,609 Wait, wait, Shawn, he's not gonna talk to us. 476 00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:38,467 He doesn't talk to anybody who doesn't work for him. 477 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,176 I don't think that will be a problem. 478 00:23:56,988 --> 00:23:58,598 Okay, I think I have something here. 479 00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:01,254 You, sir, are left-handed. 480 00:24:01,844 --> 00:24:03,564 You have a new baby at home, 481 00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:07,168 you just covered a story somewhere in the midwest, 482 00:24:07,169 --> 00:24:11,094 and you... You just really, really need to pee. 483 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:12,769 Just go. 484 00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:17,842 All right, you convinced me. 485 00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:21,149 Congratulations, you're our new astrological forecaster. 486 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:24,850 Now get out of here, you've got a job to do, you've got a deadline to meet. 487 00:24:29,573 --> 00:24:33,163 - Hey, dude. Did you read my horoscopes? - Yes. They're terrible. 488 00:24:33,164 --> 00:24:35,079 Horoscopes are supposed to be vague, 489 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,525 so that people can interpret them to mean whatever they want. 490 00:24:37,526 --> 00:24:39,222 Yours are all way too specific. 491 00:24:39,247 --> 00:24:41,214 I wrote them with specific people in mind. 492 00:24:41,263 --> 00:24:45,741 "Aries: calcium is especially important to you right now, 493 00:24:45,742 --> 00:24:48,897 Mr. Salt & Pepper hair with a maroon car." 494 00:24:48,898 --> 00:24:51,443 "There may also be a promotion in your future." 495 00:24:51,444 --> 00:24:54,879 "Try walking backwards through doorways for good luck." 496 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,977 - Carlton, are you expecting a promotion? - No. 497 00:24:58,075 --> 00:25:00,633 Come on, O'hara, don't be so naive. It's a horoscope... 498 00:25:00,634 --> 00:25:03,326 - It's nonsense. - Detective Lassiter, may I have a word? 499 00:25:04,248 --> 00:25:05,256 Of course. 500 00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:12,816 Let's see, what's mine? 501 00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:17,433 Libra: Your one true love will be wearing sneakers 502 00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,738 and an apple jacks tee shirt. 503 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,746 That's kind of a weird detail. 504 00:25:21,972 --> 00:25:23,226 Phil! Hiya... 505 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:26,065 Wondering if I could ask you a couple questions about this 506 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,725 restaurant critic job. 507 00:25:28,174 --> 00:25:30,547 - Great, you too. - I'm sorry? 508 00:25:30,606 --> 00:25:33,657 Everybody, from the ombudsman to the delivery boy 509 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:35,773 wants to be the new restaurant critic. 510 00:25:35,774 --> 00:25:37,949 I know it's the cushiest gig in all of journalism, 511 00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:41,567 but I hired you to write horoscopes, and that's what I expect you to do. 512 00:25:41,592 --> 00:25:44,224 Whoa, Phil, I think you're getting the wrong idea. 513 00:25:44,225 --> 00:25:47,168 I just could sense that you're totally swamped. 514 00:25:47,169 --> 00:25:50,864 I figured I'd come on in, offer up my sooth sayer services... 515 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,065 Sayer services? 516 00:25:53,102 --> 00:25:56,459 - Sooth services. - Sooth services... 517 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:58,339 To help you pick the best candidate for the job. 518 00:25:58,388 --> 00:26:00,242 I guess you are pretty sharp. 519 00:26:00,243 --> 00:26:03,363 Applications are over there. Keep it quiet though. 520 00:26:03,364 --> 00:26:05,134 Every single person who works here 521 00:26:05,135 --> 00:26:07,974 is playing some sort of angle. To get the restaurant critic job. 522 00:26:08,003 --> 00:26:09,626 Sir, meeting in five. 523 00:26:09,687 --> 00:26:13,928 You know, these cheetos are so crispy, yet airy. 524 00:26:13,929 --> 00:26:16,206 And its subtle flavor is such a 525 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,555 wonderful contrast to its eye-catching color. 526 00:26:18,596 --> 00:26:19,604 I get it! 527 00:26:21,301 --> 00:26:22,948 Every day with the cheetos. 528 00:26:23,573 --> 00:26:25,497 Shawn... 529 00:26:25,498 --> 00:26:27,286 There is 100 applications in here. 530 00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:30,108 That's 100 suspects. My uncle's flight leaves today. 531 00:26:30,109 --> 00:26:31,940 We don't have time to talk to 100 people, Shawn. 532 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,676 We don't need to. We just need to talk to the one guy 533 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,803 that can link one of those people to the murder weapon. 534 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:37,849 And who's that? 535 00:26:47,654 --> 00:26:48,859 Delicious. 536 00:26:49,486 --> 00:26:51,268 Are you sure about this guy? 537 00:26:53,239 --> 00:26:55,845 He's the only mushroom farmer in the tri-county area. 538 00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,874 If anyone can help us, he can. 539 00:26:59,255 --> 00:27:03,251 Mr. Mooney, thanks again for taking the time to speak with us. 540 00:27:05,409 --> 00:27:08,741 So, how many types of mushrooms do you grow here? 541 00:27:08,993 --> 00:27:10,826 A couple of hundred, depending on the season. 542 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:13,100 Does that include a mushroom called the "death cap"? 543 00:27:14,428 --> 00:27:16,408 The death cap? Heck no, man, those things are poisonous. 544 00:27:16,409 --> 00:27:17,866 Besides, they only grow in the wild. 545 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:21,813 Well, let's say we were looking for the death cap around here. 546 00:27:22,169 --> 00:27:25,353 - Where would we find it? - Well, I know a few places in the hills. 547 00:27:26,173 --> 00:27:27,218 Why do you ask? 548 00:27:27,267 --> 00:27:29,062 Why do you ask why do I ask? 549 00:27:30,476 --> 00:27:32,689 Why do you ask why do I ask why do you ask? 550 00:27:32,714 --> 00:27:33,765 Why do you ask why do I ask 551 00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:35,265 - why do you ask why do... - Shawn! 552 00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:37,538 I'm... I'm just curious. 553 00:27:37,563 --> 00:27:39,518 Yeah, well, a guy came in here a couple of weeks ago, 554 00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:41,362 and he had the exact same question. 555 00:27:41,408 --> 00:27:42,933 Do you remember this person's name? 556 00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:46,542 Can't say that I do, but I remember exactly what he looked like. 557 00:27:47,008 --> 00:27:49,713 - Can you give us a description? - Yeah, okay, man. 558 00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:52,060 The guy was about nine-feet tall, right. 559 00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:55,789 He had sunshine coming out of his mouth, and he had a hippotamus for a hand. 560 00:27:56,571 --> 00:27:59,030 - I don't think I have any more questions. - Yep, that'll do it. 561 00:28:00,427 --> 00:28:02,713 Okay, uncle Burton, just let me know when you're all packed up, 562 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:05,000 and I'll pick you up and take you to the airport. All right. 563 00:28:05,369 --> 00:28:07,529 We spent two hours riding up to that mushroom farm, 564 00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:09,189 and we're right back to when we started. 565 00:28:10,437 --> 00:28:13,107 Don't be such a gloomy you, Gus. Look at the bright side. 566 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,526 - Now we know the killer is a he. - And that he has a hippopotamus for a hand? 567 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,754 That helps us out a lot. 568 00:28:18,354 --> 00:28:21,235 - Dad, what are you doing here? - "Sagittarius : 569 00:28:21,236 --> 00:28:24,972 Please return the bb gun you confiscated from your son in the second grade." 570 00:28:24,973 --> 00:28:27,173 P.S., you are a cranky-pants." 571 00:28:27,228 --> 00:28:28,383 That's an amazing coincidence. 572 00:28:28,384 --> 00:28:30,670 Didn't you confiscate a bb gun from me in the second grade? 573 00:28:30,712 --> 00:28:32,421 Look, Shawn, here's your stuff. 574 00:28:33,257 --> 00:28:36,376 Next time you want something from me, be an adult and ask for it. 575 00:28:36,377 --> 00:28:39,036 Passing yourself off as a psychic, that's bad enough. 576 00:28:39,037 --> 00:28:40,671 But horoscopes... Shawn, Shawn! 577 00:28:40,838 --> 00:28:43,088 What if some idiot out there reads this crap 578 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,285 - and decides to take it seriously? - Dad, 579 00:28:45,286 --> 00:28:47,437 it clearly states that astrological forecasts 580 00:28:47,438 --> 00:28:49,808 are for entertainment purposes only. 581 00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:51,628 Besides, I only took the job for a case. 582 00:28:51,665 --> 00:28:53,797 We're investigating the restaurant critic murder. 583 00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:56,810 The cops already have a suspect, but we're pretty sure that chef Antonio 584 00:28:56,811 --> 00:29:00,365 - was framed. - Then I assume you know all about the 585 00:29:00,366 --> 00:29:02,681 veggie burger incident. 586 00:29:03,044 --> 00:29:05,269 Of course we know about the veggie burger incident, dad. 587 00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:07,001 We're professional detectives. 588 00:29:07,415 --> 00:29:09,063 - Gus... - Googling it. 589 00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:11,964 Shawn, you know, maybe instead of wasting your time 590 00:29:11,965 --> 00:29:15,678 writing this garbage for the newspaper, you might try reading it once in a while. 591 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,946 A couple of months ago, vegetarian customers at Antonio's restaurant 592 00:29:18,947 --> 00:29:21,873 started complaing about how bland the vegetarian burgers were. 593 00:29:21,874 --> 00:29:25,171 In my personal opinion, you eat a burger without beef in it, 594 00:29:25,172 --> 00:29:27,764 you've lost the right to complain about flavor. 595 00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:30,604 I've heard that speech before. Just call someone a hippie and get to the point. 596 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:33,507 The point is Antonio decided to make the burgers tastier 597 00:29:33,508 --> 00:29:35,455 by adding beef broth to the recipe. 598 00:29:35,487 --> 00:29:39,354 Oh, great, all the complaints stopped, till some crazed vegan lady... 599 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,653 - By the name of "dwyer." - ... Found out about it, 600 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:44,814 and started organizing boycotts against Antonio's restaurant. 601 00:29:45,256 --> 00:29:46,609 They've been feuding ever since. 602 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:49,092 This guy secretly fed beef to vegetarians? 603 00:29:49,093 --> 00:29:50,406 Why are we trying to get him out of jail? 604 00:29:50,447 --> 00:29:53,812 Because he didn't kill the critic. Take a look at this article, Shawn. 605 00:29:53,813 --> 00:29:56,494 She advocates any action to put chef Antonio out of business 606 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:57,883 for the veggie burger incident. 607 00:29:58,304 --> 00:30:00,296 She calls herself the "vegan vigilante". 608 00:30:00,751 --> 00:30:02,143 How very villainous of her. 609 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:05,266 You think she could've framed Antonio for Wagner's death or what? 610 00:30:05,327 --> 00:30:06,901 Only one way to find out. 611 00:30:07,024 --> 00:30:08,659 Do you know where this dwyer lady might be? 612 00:30:08,696 --> 00:30:11,782 Sure, I saw her at the drive-thru a couple of days ago. 613 00:30:12,001 --> 00:30:13,218 That's very helpful, dad. 614 00:30:13,219 --> 00:30:15,087 What makes you think she'll be there today? 615 00:30:15,336 --> 00:30:18,102 Meat is murder! 616 00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:20,409 Stop eating your fellow creatures! 617 00:30:20,410 --> 00:30:23,239 All animals have got the right to live! 618 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,108 Meat is murder! 619 00:30:25,145 --> 00:30:26,536 I hate it when my dad's right. 620 00:30:26,683 --> 00:30:28,772 Stop eating your fellow creatures! 621 00:30:28,773 --> 00:30:31,540 All animals have got the right to live. 622 00:30:31,565 --> 00:30:34,221 Yo, vegan vigilante lady. 623 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,807 - How long have you been out here? - Three days. 624 00:30:36,841 --> 00:30:40,004 We heard that you had a grudge with chef Antonio. 625 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,550 - Were you near his restaurant recently? - Yeah, 626 00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:45,030 I led a protest outside of his place on Tuesday night. 627 00:30:45,068 --> 00:30:46,297 Tuesday night? 628 00:30:47,482 --> 00:30:48,490 Excuse us. 629 00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:52,056 That was the same night the critic was poisoned. 630 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,121 Dude, I think we just found our killer. 631 00:30:54,857 --> 00:30:57,697 Detective Lassiter, SBPD! 632 00:30:57,698 --> 00:31:01,121 - Who's in charge of this freak fest? - Guys, we got your message. 633 00:31:01,122 --> 00:31:04,040 Will you please tell us what this has to do with the... 634 00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:05,048 Case? 635 00:31:06,351 --> 00:31:08,305 - Nice shirt. - Thanks. 636 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,949 Did you buy that today by any chance? 637 00:31:11,612 --> 00:31:13,444 This old rag? Nah. 638 00:31:13,445 --> 00:31:15,622 I've had this thing for just about forever. 639 00:31:15,892 --> 00:31:19,027 Remember when I sent off those cereal box tops to get this thing? 640 00:31:19,195 --> 00:31:20,314 You didn't do that. 641 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,641 - Sure I did. - No, you didn't. 642 00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:23,208 It was the same year you got your first cabbage patch... 643 00:31:23,242 --> 00:31:24,251 Shut up. 644 00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:26,092 - I remember. - Why do you ask, Jules? 645 00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:29,384 All right, this wack job is in violation of at least six different 646 00:31:29,385 --> 00:31:31,555 municipal codes, and she smells like curly fries. 647 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:34,760 I say we cut her loose, take her down. Where's the restaurant manager? 648 00:31:34,821 --> 00:31:36,825 He's probably inside managing the restaurant. 649 00:31:36,889 --> 00:31:37,904 Copy that. 650 00:31:40,741 --> 00:31:44,036 Wait for it. Wait for it... 651 00:31:44,979 --> 00:31:47,893 - Is there a problem? - No, no, I'm just... 652 00:31:48,385 --> 00:31:50,069 Making sure I'm not being followed. 653 00:31:50,715 --> 00:31:53,137 Good cop... Always aware of his surroundings. 654 00:31:58,434 --> 00:32:00,045 I better go help him. 655 00:32:02,197 --> 00:32:03,205 Uncle Burton. 656 00:32:03,795 --> 00:32:06,438 Burton, I got here as soon as I could. 657 00:32:06,661 --> 00:32:08,542 Who are all these strange people? 658 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:11,395 It's all a part of our investigation. We had to come check out a lead. 659 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:13,574 - Thanks for meeting me down here. - Oh, no problem. 660 00:32:13,575 --> 00:32:15,916 That ride in the cab gave me a chance to fill out this postcard 661 00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:19,538 letting everybody in the family know about our psychic detective. 662 00:32:20,473 --> 00:32:22,993 Well, I hope you saved some room on there... 663 00:32:22,994 --> 00:32:25,441 - 'Cause I just solved the case. - Yeah? 664 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:29,983 A few months ago, chef Antonio put beef broth in his veggie burgers 665 00:32:29,984 --> 00:32:34,579 at his restaurant, infuriating vegetarians all over Santa Barbara. 666 00:32:34,837 --> 00:32:38,292 That woman tried to put the chef out of business. 667 00:32:38,293 --> 00:32:39,548 But it didn't work. 668 00:32:39,549 --> 00:32:44,424 So instead, she poisoned the critic, and framed chef Antonio for it. 669 00:32:44,459 --> 00:32:47,179 What are you talking about? I never poisoned anybody. 670 00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,189 You guys are nuts. 671 00:32:48,226 --> 00:32:52,323 Hey, watch the way you talk to my nephew, 'cause he can see right into your soul. 672 00:32:52,506 --> 00:32:54,196 You were there on the night it happened, 673 00:32:54,197 --> 00:32:58,093 and I'm sure that seeing the chef behind bars must make you pretty happy. 674 00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:00,622 Well, of course it makes me happy. 675 00:33:00,623 --> 00:33:03,233 He didn't have respect for the rights of animals. 676 00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:07,686 - Meat is murder. - But murder is also murder, Miss Dwyer! 677 00:33:07,713 --> 00:33:08,717 We'll be right there. 678 00:33:08,976 --> 00:33:11,004 Guys, there's been a development in your case. 679 00:33:11,005 --> 00:33:14,795 Someone died from eating death caps, that were discarded downtown yesterday. 680 00:33:14,824 --> 00:33:16,545 - Yesterday? - Yesterday? 681 00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:19,261 Dude, it couldn't be her. She's been chained to a pole for three days. 682 00:33:19,262 --> 00:33:20,786 Plus, we're now here near downtown. 683 00:33:20,826 --> 00:33:21,831 She still could've done it. 684 00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:23,166 She could have easily have slipped out of here 685 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:26,274 - and done it when no one was around. - Actually, she couldn't have. 686 00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:29,509 We have a rough description of the suspect that threw the mushrooms away. 687 00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:31,347 It was a six-foot tall man. 688 00:33:37,499 --> 00:33:39,773 Psychic... Bogus. 689 00:33:42,222 --> 00:33:44,287 Our second victim was a homeless man. 690 00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:47,884 Ate a bag of death caps he saw being tossed in a dumpster yesterday, 691 00:33:47,885 --> 00:33:51,444 then went to the health clinic today after complaing of abdominal pains. 692 00:33:51,668 --> 00:33:53,021 He died a few hours ago. 693 00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:55,219 What else do we know about the person who discarded them? 694 00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:59,703 Not much. The victim died before he was able to give us an accurate description. 695 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:03,199 And chef Antonio was in custody, so it looks like he's innocent. 696 00:34:03,964 --> 00:34:06,427 Not if he had an accomplice. Now that we've got the chef, 697 00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:08,410 his partner's out there trying to dispose of evidence. 698 00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:10,388 Let's go down to lockup, talk to that chef. 699 00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:12,197 Thanks. 700 00:34:13,894 --> 00:34:14,988 See you later. 701 00:34:17,378 --> 00:34:20,538 - Where was the dumpster located? - At the corner of Laguna and Vista. 702 00:34:22,549 --> 00:34:24,578 Shawn, we were on the right track. 703 00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:27,034 Laguna and Vista is across the street from the newspaper. 704 00:34:27,035 --> 00:34:29,205 Whoever threw out those mushrooms works at the paper. 705 00:34:29,206 --> 00:34:30,709 We have to go back over there. 706 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:33,471 - Uncle Burton's flight leaves in an hour. - I don't care. 707 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:36,526 Do you know what's at stake here, Shawn? My entire future with my family. 708 00:34:36,550 --> 00:34:39,267 Yeah, that, two unsolved murders, and an innocent man who's still in jail. 709 00:34:39,268 --> 00:34:40,780 But your family too. 710 00:34:40,781 --> 00:34:42,665 Dude, we still have no idea who the killer is. 711 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:44,915 And it's gonna take longer than an hour to figure that out. 712 00:34:46,941 --> 00:34:49,302 Fine, let's go to the stupid airport. 713 00:34:51,850 --> 00:34:53,500 Listen, Burton, 714 00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:56,357 maybe you're not all to blame for fouling up this case. 715 00:34:56,358 --> 00:35:00,329 I mean... I can't help but think that you'd do better at this detective business 716 00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:02,471 if you didn't have Shawn weighing you down. 717 00:35:02,472 --> 00:35:05,165 I mean, I don't see what he's bringing to the operation. 718 00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:06,760 You're psychic, he's not. 719 00:35:07,018 --> 00:35:09,600 - What do you need him around for? - You know, 720 00:35:09,601 --> 00:35:11,162 Gus, your uncle has a point. 721 00:35:11,182 --> 00:35:14,464 What I'm trying to say is it was murder, she wrote, not murder, they wrote. 722 00:35:14,554 --> 00:35:17,183 - That's true. - Oh, this is great. 723 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:19,433 I left some of my clothes at the hotel. 724 00:35:19,434 --> 00:35:22,033 Maybe if somebody hadn't rushed me down to the burger stand, 725 00:35:22,034 --> 00:35:24,997 I wouldn't have forgotten to pack my new yellow hippo shirt. 726 00:35:25,031 --> 00:35:27,696 - You mean your hip shirts? - No, I mean my hippo shirt. 727 00:35:27,697 --> 00:35:30,081 I bought a couple of 'em down on state street. 728 00:35:30,082 --> 00:35:34,218 You know, normally I don't go for modern fashion, but these hippo shirts, 729 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,069 they make my arms look so huge. 730 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:40,311 They've got a nice little hippo logo right on the sleeve... See? 731 00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:41,413 Nice. 732 00:35:43,623 --> 00:35:45,775 He had sunshine coming out of his mouth. 733 00:35:46,898 --> 00:35:48,853 He had a hippotamus for a hand. 734 00:35:50,762 --> 00:35:52,877 Gus, I just figured it out. 735 00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:56,316 Who had the best access to the person picking the next restaurant critic? 736 00:35:56,317 --> 00:35:57,328 Think about it. 737 00:35:58,806 --> 00:36:01,375 Uncle Burton, you might be a little late for your flight. 738 00:36:06,617 --> 00:36:10,761 So I'm proud to announce that our new restaurant critic will be... 739 00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:13,222 My hard-working assistant Nick. 740 00:36:15,038 --> 00:36:17,004 Thank you so much, sir. 741 00:36:17,005 --> 00:36:20,508 I am so surprised. I honestly didn't expect to get this job at all. 742 00:36:20,547 --> 00:36:22,400 That's not exactly true, is it?! 743 00:36:22,449 --> 00:36:23,985 - Whoa, Gus... - Don't worry, I got it. 744 00:36:23,986 --> 00:36:26,526 You knew that Phil Pritikin would give you this job. 745 00:36:26,527 --> 00:36:29,169 That's why you murdered Vince Wagner. 746 00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:31,162 - Wait... - I said I got it. 747 00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:32,207 Hang on, hang on. 748 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:34,175 - You're saying he's the killer? - Yes. 749 00:36:34,176 --> 00:36:37,113 And I'm going to tell you exactly how he did it... 750 00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:38,728 In just a second. 751 00:36:39,809 --> 00:36:41,250 You never told me how he did it. 752 00:36:41,277 --> 00:36:43,257 - Why do you think I'm trying to stop you? - What are we gonna do? 753 00:36:43,258 --> 00:36:45,590 My uncle thinks I'm the psychic, the newspaper thinks you're a psychic, 754 00:36:45,591 --> 00:36:47,655 and the cops think I'm just translating your visions. 755 00:36:48,030 --> 00:36:49,800 - Give me a second to think. - Hurry up. 756 00:36:49,825 --> 00:36:50,833 Okay, I have a plan. 757 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,555 Blurt out something nonsensical... Do it now. 758 00:36:52,584 --> 00:36:54,108 Keylaces, shoeboards, pineapples! 759 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:57,332 Oh, no. The visions have become too complex for one person to decipher. 760 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,850 - Gus, might I offer my help? - Yes, Shawn, you... 761 00:36:59,986 --> 00:37:00,994 Magic head. 762 00:37:02,196 --> 00:37:04,077 Two heads working together as one. 763 00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:06,462 You! 764 00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,478 You wanted the most coveted job the paper had to offer, 765 00:37:08,479 --> 00:37:10,641 and you were in the good graces of the one guy that could give it to you, 766 00:37:10,642 --> 00:37:11,994 but there was a problem. Now... 767 00:37:11,995 --> 00:37:13,935 What was that problem? 768 00:37:15,178 --> 00:37:17,635 The problem was Wagner was never going to retire. 769 00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:19,098 So what did you do? 770 00:37:20,547 --> 00:37:23,346 You hatched a plan to force Wagner off the job. 771 00:37:23,347 --> 00:37:25,473 The first thing you need was a fall guy. 772 00:37:25,474 --> 00:37:27,375 Unfortunately, Lee Majors wasn't available. 773 00:37:30,699 --> 00:37:33,292 Apparently, he was available. He lives here in town. 774 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,629 But he was a little out of your price range, 775 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:37,854 so you flipped through Wagner's hate mail, and you discovered that 776 00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:40,411 chef Antonio was the perfect candidate. 777 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:46,874 You knew Antonio's signature dish was his wild mushroom risotto, 778 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,239 so what did you do? 779 00:37:49,232 --> 00:37:52,822 You tracked down some death cap mushrooms, 780 00:37:52,823 --> 00:37:55,257 and baked 'em into a risotto that resembled Antonio's. 781 00:37:55,258 --> 00:37:57,040 But you made two mistakes. First... 782 00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:01,133 You sliced your mushrooms into cubes instead of strips, and second... 783 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,877 Wagner noticed that his risotto was cold. 784 00:38:04,878 --> 00:38:08,251 Why would risotto be served cold in a five-star restaurant? 785 00:38:09,064 --> 00:38:13,130 Because... Antonio didn't cook it. You snuck it in. 786 00:38:13,609 --> 00:38:16,754 We just had a surprise inspection a few days ago. 787 00:38:16,987 --> 00:38:19,496 A simple call to the county will confirm that there were no real 788 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,377 health inspectors at antonio's restaurant that night. 789 00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:23,606 You posed as one. 790 00:38:23,607 --> 00:38:26,259 And that gave you the cover you need to switch out the risotto 791 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,993 with your poisoned batch. 792 00:38:35,973 --> 00:38:36,981 Stop! 793 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,787 Wagner died, Antonio was arrested, 794 00:38:39,788 --> 00:38:42,099 and no one suspected you were the real killer. 795 00:38:42,131 --> 00:38:43,605 This... This is preposterous! 796 00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:46,492 You can't just walk in here and accuse someone of being a murderer! 797 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,001 Well, actually we can. 798 00:38:51,446 --> 00:38:52,971 Damn right we can. 799 00:38:53,314 --> 00:38:56,892 They guy you went to about the mushrooms remembers exactly what you look like. 800 00:38:56,893 --> 00:39:00,040 After he toned down the drug-induced exaggerations. 801 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,406 Tall guy... 802 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:04,074 Orange cheese powder around the mouth... 803 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:05,856 And a hippo logo on his sleeve. 804 00:39:05,906 --> 00:39:07,846 Al Mooney is insane! 805 00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:10,256 - Nobody will believe what he says. - Hang on a minute. 806 00:39:10,257 --> 00:39:12,642 I don't believe anyone said the witness' name. 807 00:39:13,405 --> 00:39:14,696 You're under arrest. 808 00:39:16,171 --> 00:39:18,841 - Cuff him, guys. - Busted. 809 00:39:20,536 --> 00:39:21,852 I want to talk to a lawyer. 810 00:39:25,317 --> 00:39:28,919 Looks like you're finally able to communicate your visions again. 811 00:39:28,961 --> 00:39:30,818 It feels good to be back, Jules. 812 00:39:30,819 --> 00:39:32,926 Matter of fact, I'm having another vision right now. 813 00:39:32,927 --> 00:39:36,397 You and me celebrating over dinner, drinks. 814 00:39:36,434 --> 00:39:39,311 Hmm, sounds like you're still a little off. 815 00:39:40,573 --> 00:39:43,118 - Whew, another case solved. - Yeah. 816 00:39:43,143 --> 00:39:44,685 Now, let just get your to the airport. 817 00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:46,997 For what... My flight left five minutes ago. 818 00:39:48,892 --> 00:39:50,085 Are you mad? 819 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:51,204 No... 820 00:39:51,205 --> 00:39:54,103 Why would I be mad at you, Gus, huh? 821 00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:58,791 Guys, there's been a bank Robbery downtown. 822 00:39:58,792 --> 00:40:00,082 Chief Vick's asking for you. 823 00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:02,787 A bank Robbery. Man, that sounds exciting. 824 00:40:02,788 --> 00:40:04,613 You guys don't mind if I tag along, do you? 825 00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:06,011 - Well... - Of course not. 826 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,073 Wait for me. 827 00:40:08,804 --> 00:40:11,190 Don't worry, I have a plan. 828 00:40:15,075 --> 00:40:16,304 Gus, take it easy. 829 00:40:16,843 --> 00:40:19,917 And, Shawn, don't forget to vacuum the office every night. 830 00:40:19,954 --> 00:40:21,589 I'm all over it, uncle Burton. 831 00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:22,480 Matter of fact, 832 00:40:22,481 --> 00:40:25,505 you might just want to check out this little ditty before you go. 833 00:40:26,045 --> 00:40:27,053 What's that? 834 00:40:27,054 --> 00:40:30,135 Well, Gus, I learned from your uncle that I need to be a better assistant. 835 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,295 So I have taken the liberty to draw up a new employment contract 836 00:40:33,296 --> 00:40:37,412 that spells out the duties of the psychic detective's non-psychic associate. 837 00:40:37,466 --> 00:40:39,765 - Assistant. - Assistant. 838 00:40:40,232 --> 00:40:42,728 Things like cleaning, emptying the trash, 839 00:40:42,729 --> 00:40:44,433 - doing the dishes... - Thank you, Shawn. 840 00:40:44,434 --> 00:40:45,636 - I'll sign it later. - Nah, 841 00:40:45,637 --> 00:40:47,911 sign it now before he changes his mind. 842 00:40:47,948 --> 00:40:50,886 - Yeah, Gus, before I change my mind. - I'm not signing that, Shawn. 843 00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:52,595 - And why the hell not? - Because... 844 00:40:55,464 --> 00:40:57,455 Look, uncle Burton, 845 00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:00,283 I gotta tell you something, and I know you're gonna be disappointed. 846 00:41:00,317 --> 00:41:03,428 I know, I know. You're confused because I'm here. 847 00:41:03,429 --> 00:41:05,887 You don't know whether to sign it "Burton" or "Gus". 848 00:41:06,415 --> 00:41:07,435 Let me tell you, son. 849 00:41:07,436 --> 00:41:11,339 Your psychic abilities help solve crimes, it makes the world a better place. 850 00:41:11,778 --> 00:41:14,581 Thanks to you, the Burton legacy will live on. 851 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:18,653 So sign that thing any way you want to. You've got my blessing. 852 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:22,765 Is that what you were going to tell me? 853 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,028 - Pretty much. - Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 854 00:41:26,029 --> 00:41:27,477 Take it easy, fellas. 855 00:41:29,557 --> 00:41:30,614 We'll see ya. 856 00:41:38,652 --> 00:41:41,590 Well, there you have it. You can sign it any way you want. 857 00:41:41,893 --> 00:41:43,626 I'm not signing that, Shawn. 858 00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:45,864 Dude, you can sign anything you want. 859 00:41:45,865 --> 00:41:46,872 He said. 860 00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:49,776 You could sign it "Don Cheadle." 861 00:41:49,813 --> 00:41:50,809 I'm not signing. 862 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,542 D'brickashaw Fillington. 863 00:41:53,024 --> 00:41:54,475 Delroy Lindo! 864 00:41:55,024 --> 00:41:59,475 Transcript: www.swsub.com www.SeriesSub.com [v1.00] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net