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I'm still waiting, Shawn.
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Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy,
sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.
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Stop, stop.
What is this piece called?
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I call him Dwight.
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- What is this one called?
- B.A. Baracus.
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Look, Shawn, if you're gonna
play this game,
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you're gonna have to learn
what the pieces are called.
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What if I don't wanna
play this game?
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Chess is important.
It's about strategy.
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It's about anticipating
your opponent's next moves.
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- This game is an allegory for life.
- An alle-what?
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Look, when you're on the force,
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you're gonna have to take in
huge amounts of information.
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Alibis, motives, witness statements.
And trust me.
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If you wanna win, this is not stuff
that you're gonna make up as you go.
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Do you understand? And I want you
to focus and get serious.
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What?
What are you trying to say?
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- I can't remember what it's called.
- What did I just...
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Never mind. I remember.
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Checkmate.
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Bye, dad.
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- Tell me. Is he cheating on me?
- Jury's still out.
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Do you have something that he's
touched recently?
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I have the receipt from lunch.
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I'm sensing that he
always takes you out for lunch.
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That he never pays with a
credit card. Always cash.
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- That's right.
- I'm also sensing that you
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can only call him at the office
or on his cell phone.
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- Never, ever at home?
- That's dead on.
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You must get goosebumps
being around him.
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- Oh, I get something.
- Daphne, I have good news and bad news.
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The good news is he's not
seeing someone else.
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The bad news...
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- He's married.
- What?
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Are you sure?
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Just tell him a friend told
you he was married
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and his face
will tell you the rest.
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But... when the mourning period is over,
this is my friend Gus's card.
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He's a good listener,
and he's willing to change
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everything about himself for a girl.
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Shawn, I do not... no, no.
You keep that. Please.
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Shawn, we've reached
a certain level of success.
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If you wanna keep doing these "is my
boyfriend cheating on me" cases,
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you're gonna have to do
them without me.
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Gus, you continue
to underestimate me.
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I'll have you know
that right now, as we speak,
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we're on our way to the office
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to meet with two gentlemen
named Shockley and Goddard
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- who have a very big case for us.
- So what are we talkin'?
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Robbery? Missing persons?
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They want us to look
into the serious matter of...
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Well, that actually
wasn't in the e-mail.
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- So how do you know it was real?
- They used all caps, Gus.
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- The meeting's at 2:00. We better hurry.
- It's 2:18.
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Well, somebody had to have the Belgian
chocolate fondue. Didn't they?
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That was you, Shawn.
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Well played, sir.
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Just let me do the talking.
I don't want you to scare them off
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with your non sequitur
ridiculousness.
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Please tell me you're not
Mr. Shockley and Mr. Goddard.
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Psych 207 :
"If You're So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?"
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o/~ I know you know o/~
o/~ that I'm not telling the truth o/~
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o/~ I know you know o/~
o/~ they just don't have any proof o/~
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o/~ embrace the deception? o/~
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o/~ learn how to bend o/~
o/~ your worst inhibitions o/~
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o/~ tend to psych you out in the end o/~
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Synchro: Flolo, Arbu
www.SeriesSub.com
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Okay, before one of us goes all crazy
and demands the other one apologize
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for taking a case from a couple grade
schoolers, let's just hear them out.
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- What can we do for you, gentlemen?
- One of our teachers is a murderer.
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- Okay, I'm sorry. Please, continue.
- He's killed before.
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And in two days,
he's gonna kill again.
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And the cops don't listen to us
'cause we're kids.
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Okay, well, since we're here, and
we don't have another meeting for...
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A week, which one of your teachers is
going to do this terrible thing?
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- We don't know.
- Who's been murdered?
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- We don't know.
- Who's the next victim?
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- We don't know.
- Perfect. I have no more questions.
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- Shawn.
- I got nothing.
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- Can we just start from the top?
- Yes. That's a great idea.
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Well, Shock and I go to Meitner, and...
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The Meitner school for gifted students?
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- These kids are geniuses.
- Technically, near genius.
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The school has some pretty cool stuff.
So we broke in late at night.
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Say no more.
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- Fight club.
- No, to hack into a space probe
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and see if we could get it
to blink a word in old morse code.
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Which word?
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- Boobs.
- Boobs.
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You went from all that trouble
just to get some nasa techs
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- to scratch their heads?
- Yeah.
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- Come on, Gus. That's kinda funny.
- While reconfiguring the receiver,
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we accidentally tapped into
a cell phone call
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being made from the Meitner campus.
It was staticky.
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But we heard a deep, gravelly voice
talking to their cousin.
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- Someone named Muriel.
- And you want us to figure out why
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someone would name their kid Muriel?
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The voice said something like,
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"I'm not gonna be pushed
into a corner again."
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are you sure it wasn't
dirty dancing?
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And then we also heard verbatim
"if I have to, I'll kill him.
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"It won't be my first time.
By wednesday, he's a goner."
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A goner?
It may have been James Cagney.
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Shawn, can I have a minute?
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We're taking this case.
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You want to take this case?
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It's a chance to go undercover
in high school a la 21 Jump Street.
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Obviously, I'm Johnny Depp.
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Sadly, you can only pass
for Holly Robinson.
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Why can't I be Richard Grieco?
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Why would you want to be
Richard Grieco?
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Isn't this the part where you say,
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"there ain't no case here, Shawn."
just a couple kids crying wolf.
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I don't sound like Richard
Roundtree, Shawn.
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- Why are you so eager?
- Same as you.
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I was a king in high school.
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Just because you carried a
scepter doesn't make you a king.
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- That's because I was In Macbeth.
- Dude, you played banquo's kid.
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You guys, can you help us?
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Is a lizard's skin dry and cracked?
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We believe that it is.
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Guess what today is.
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It's not one of those
touchy-feely holidays
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invented by card companies
to goad me into buying a present
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for somebody I couldn't care
less about, is it?
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- No, today's our anniversary.
- Come again?
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It's been one year to the day
that I came to Santa Barbara
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and we got partnered up.
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- I didn't get you a present.
- I don't want a present.
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That's what all women say.
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But believe me, deep down,
you want a present.
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My soon-to-be ex-wife
always hated what I gave her.
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- What did you give her?
- Cash, mostly.
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Anyway, this anniversary means that
my one-year probation period is over.
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So what I want, that is,
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what would be good,
what I'm trying to say is...
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I think I'm entitled
to be primary on a case.
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How late are the shops open tonight?
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Chief Vick says molding
young officers is your duty.
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And she's already approved this.
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Now give me a case.
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Fine.
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Let's see.
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Homicide.
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That's a bit messy for your
first time. Hi-tech burglary.
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You need a lot of forensics
for that one. Bake sale slap fight.
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Seems easy, but believe me,
I worked one once.
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- Had to call in S.W.A.T.
- Oh, come on.
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All right.
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Couple kids came in complaing
about one of the teachers.
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Are you sure there's nothing of
lower priority for me to handle?
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Lesson number one, O'Hara.
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There are no small cases,
only small detectives.
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Let's roll.
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Ah, high school.
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You know, I've always wanted to prove
that one of our teachers was a monster.
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You remember our freshman music
teacher, Mrs. Jorgenstorm?
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- She was a nightbreed.
- She was not.
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- She used to date Craig Sheffer.
- She did not.
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She wore a ton of make-up
and lived in a cemetery.
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- Next to a cemetery.
- So she claimed.
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If I remember correctly, you were always
too afraid to follow her home.
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- So any leads yet?
- Hold it there, Doogie.
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First things first.
Where do I get a juice box?
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- And does it come in grape-a-licious?
- Shouldn't you be doing psychic stuff?
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Someone could be killed in the next
48 hours. Possibly one of us.
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If you're so smart,
why don't you solve the thing?
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Midterms? Duh.
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I need to maintain my G.P.A.
to keep my scholarship stipend.
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All right, all right, all right.
Clearly, we have to get inside.
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What's our cover gonna be?
Wait, I've got it.
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You're the preppy jerk who's dating
the girl I'm in love with.
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I'm the lonely cafeteria guy who mows
lawns and has a heart of gold.
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Let it go, Shawn.
You can't pass for a teenager.
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Yeah, he's right.
You got rhytids around the eyes.
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- What did he just say to me?
- Crow's feet.
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Do you squint or make
funny faces a lot?
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You guys are all nuts.
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If I grew my hair out, raised my
voice an octave, I could...
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Stop, Shawn.
I've already worked it out.
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We're documentarians working on a
new film called "Teeniuses in the mix".
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- Teeniuses?
- Yes.
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Really, dude?
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You've got Teeniuses right
on the tip of your tongue?
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- In the mix.
- We already got your cover story.
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Personally, I'm not sure
that I see the merits of a class
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in paranormal studies,
but we do let the students
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choose one guest instructor a semester.
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C. Everett Koop was crushed
that he didn't get it.
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What is this?
Like a study hall?
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Oh, no. Recess.
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Does it Smell Like Teen Spirit in here?
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So tell me, Headmaster, can a former
applicant request his or her file?
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Oh, no. Why?
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Oh, for the general public's general
welfare. You know, generally.
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Debbie will give you the forms
you'll need to sign.
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- An application, Gus?
- Just curious.
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You applied to this school
back in the day. Didn't you?
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- And you didn't tell me about it.
- Who can remember that far back?
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W-whoa, is that why you cried
for a month when we were ten?
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Because they rejected you?
Get down.
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Excuse me. O'Hara.
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Lesson number two.
Cops don't wait in line.
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They go straight to the front.
Even at Starbucks.
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Hi, SPBD. Can I please get the class
schedules for these students? Thank you.
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Lesson number three.
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Don't say "please",
don't say "thank you,"
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and definitely don't say "hi."
Spirit Squad auditions
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were over ten years ago. You're
an authority figure. Act like it.
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Ever heard "you catch more flies
with honey"?
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Lesson number four.
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Don't quote cornpone country bumpkin
sayings to your commanding officer.
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- How many lessons are there?
- 638.
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Welcome to the Meitner
school for gifted children.
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- How may we... It's a miracle.
- Thank God, you're all right.
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We heard a cop named Lassie died.
Jules, tell me you got the flowers.
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Lassie three was a retired police dog.
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From the obit, it's amazing
what you two had in common.
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- Strong, dedicated, loyal.
- Bouts with ringworm. Expressive eyes.
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Goes like this after he poops.
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Seriously, are you guys
working my case?
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Case? What case?
No, no, no, no.
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They've been after me
for a while to teach a class.
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What do we say?
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Oh! Right.
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Stay out of our way
and don't get involved, Spencer.
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This place is overwhelming.
Where do we even start?
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Easy. Who were the eyes and ears
of Dufman elementary?
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Mr. Graves, the custodian.
We had a special bond.
230
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Custodians have access
to the building at night.
231
00:11:39,571 --> 00:11:41,040
He could be our bad guy.
232
00:11:41,803 --> 00:11:47,164
If he has a deep and gravelly voice,
he's el suspecto primero.
233
00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:52,818
How you doing?
234
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,721
I'm mopping up vomit.
How do you think I'm doing?
235
00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:58,524
By the way, those mats in front of
the doors are to rub your shoes on.
236
00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:00,060
Thanks for the extra work.
237
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,081
Sorry about that. Uh, I'm Shawn
Spencer, psychic lecturer.
238
00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,699
And I sense that something
is amiss in your universe.
239
00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:10,602
- Yeah, my lumbago's flaring up.
- Nope, not that.
240
00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:12,492
Something a little more
out of the ordinary...
241
00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:13,879
Something... anything?
242
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,111
Can't you just tell me
what you're looking for?
243
00:12:16,128 --> 00:12:17,962
Did something happen here
on Friday night?
244
00:12:21,529 --> 00:12:25,617
- Nope. Nothing springs to mind.
- I can sense you're lying.
245
00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:28,003
The spirits tell me that your
little pants are on fire.
246
00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:35,269
Fine. I found this weird gold pin
when I had to work late Friday night.
247
00:12:35,302 --> 00:12:38,816
When I mopped this area, no pin. But when
I circled back to wax, there it was.
248
00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:40,549
So you're saying it got here
in the middle of the night?
249
00:12:40,571 --> 00:12:42,505
Who do I look like?
Jake and the fatman?
250
00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:46,346
All I know is that after two weeks in
the lost and found, it's mine. Legit.
251
00:12:47,487 --> 00:12:50,238
Where is this lost and found?
252
00:12:51,993 --> 00:12:54,877
Who loses a microscope and
doesn't come looking for it?
253
00:12:55,669 --> 00:12:57,914
Ear infection medicines. Inhalers.
254
00:12:57,958 --> 00:13:02,594
What appears to be 168 pairs
of hideous eyeglasses.
255
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:12,664
S.X.Y. Apparently, our perp is
so sexy, he felt the need.
256
00:13:12,686 --> 00:13:15,515
to die cast it onto steel
and wear it on his lapel.
257
00:13:15,535 --> 00:13:16,861
That's not an s.
258
00:13:16,885 --> 00:13:20,278
That's the integral sign in calculus
for the area under the curve xy.
259
00:13:20,311 --> 00:13:23,184
Whoever was skulking around here
after hours must be a math teacher.
260
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,278
How many math teachers work here?
Four or five tops?
261
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,206
18.
262
00:13:26,926 --> 00:13:29,182
It's all right. I have a plan.
263
00:13:29,514 --> 00:13:32,133
It's a scary one. We'll have to rely
on all our animal instincts.
264
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:35,979
We... are going to the teachers' lounge.
265
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,666
Try to blend in. Act natural.
266
00:13:44,939 --> 00:13:46,839
How 'bout these kids today, huh?
267
00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:50,374
Oh, my god, look
at this selection of donuts.
268
00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,231
This is pathetic.
269
00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:55,556
Who left a tenth?
I wanna know how that makes sense.
270
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,351
- You...
- Shawn, focus. Math teacher.
271
00:13:59,852 --> 00:14:02,715
- There's no math teachers here.
- How do you know?
272
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:08,890
That guy's been wearing goggles.
He's clearly a chem lab teacher.
273
00:14:11,356 --> 00:14:12,600
Violin hickey.
274
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:13,981
Music teacher.
275
00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:17,120
However, a gym teacher
could be more our speed.
276
00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:27,687
Hey, buddy. Uh, we're new here.
277
00:14:27,711 --> 00:14:30,733
And we were told to see a math teacher
specializing in calculus.
278
00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:33,396
Professor Hahn handles
all remedial math.
279
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:34,727
That qualifies as remedial.
280
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,744
What's calculus? The one
with the blocks and the shapes?
281
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,588
- Do you know where we can find him?
- You can catch him at the end of the day.
282
00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:43,258
- He's in my carpool.
- Sweet! Gus, this school has a carpool.
283
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,191
- Answer to our prayers.
- Why?
284
00:14:45,225 --> 00:14:47,600
Gus managed to get his car impounded.
He parked on a statue.
285
00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,136
- I'm contesting the ticket.
- Here's the thing.
286
00:14:49,147 --> 00:14:51,200
We had to take the bus
to school today.
287
00:14:51,217 --> 00:14:54,800
I accidentally gave myself a wedgy.
Gus had to sit next to the girl who peed.
288
00:14:54,808 --> 00:14:56,700
Why are you telling me all of this?
289
00:14:57,436 --> 00:15:00,575
I thought it seemed obvious.
Can we get a lift home?
290
00:15:03,678 --> 00:15:08,626
So must be fun being a gym teacher.
You get to play sports all day.
291
00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:11,200
I teach gym at a school
full of prodigy nerds.
292
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,653
I start off my day
by getting 300 notes
293
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:16,904
excusing kids from gym class
because of rickets or IBS.
294
00:15:16,923 --> 00:15:19,078
I tossed a ball at a student once.
295
00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:22,967
He wet his pants. And his parents
filed a civil suit against me.
296
00:15:23,732 --> 00:15:26,682
Professor Hahn.
Hahn.
297
00:15:27,113 --> 00:15:28,417
Math teacher, right?
298
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:32,064
Yes. Are you the new psychic lecturer?
299
00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:38,737
That I am. I'm getting a feeling about
you. Are you a right said Fred fan?
300
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:41,248
- Are you too sexy for your shirt?
- Excuse me.
301
00:15:41,259 --> 00:15:43,700
I'm sensing you're so sexy it hurts.
302
00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:48,685
Oh. How'd you find that?
303
00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:52,987
Hey, moron. Right up here.
304
00:15:53,022 --> 00:15:54,304
I'm sensing Riley
may have forgotten
305
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:56,492
because you didn't use
the carpool last Friday.
306
00:15:56,530 --> 00:16:00,908
Wow, that's right. I stayed late.
Okay, right here. Stop right here.
307
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,108
Deep voice.
Missed the carpool on Friday.
308
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,207
Sounds like our guy.
Now we've just gotta figure out
309
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,038
why and how he's gonna kill somebody.
310
00:16:13,894 --> 00:16:17,187
And one more thing. If you are late
picking me up in the morning,
311
00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:18,962
I will tear your head off.
312
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:22,665
Maybe just the how.
313
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:25,114
Are you prepared
for your psychic seminar?
314
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,638
Gus, please.
315
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:30,918
Any leads? I'm adapting this
into a Nancy Drew fanfic.
316
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:33,304
I believe whoever's involved
is in the vicinity.
317
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,175
We made notes for you. Bullet
points you might wanna try to hit.
318
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,186
- Don't show any fear.
- Don't split any infinitives.
319
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:40,196
- Don't dangle your participles.
- At least not in public.
320
00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:43,224
Look, if I understood
what you guys were saying,
321
00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:47,290
I'd still be a virgin.
Now, run along. Go to class.
322
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,114
Really?
323
00:17:01,226 --> 00:17:02,674
Hahn is here.
324
00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:06,817
The seminar's open to both
students and teachers, Gus.
325
00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:09,441
I personally extended Hahn
an invitation so I can grill him
326
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,507
in front of a live studio audience.
327
00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:14,081
If he's killed before,
I'll get him to confess.
328
00:17:14,111 --> 00:17:17,050
How're you gonna interrogate someone
and teach a class at the same time?
329
00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:20,169
First the carrot, then the stick.
330
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,415
You don't even know
what that means, do you?
331
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:23,616
Leave me alone.
332
00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:27,041
Phsysics.
333
00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:29,074
The physics of psychics.
334
00:17:29,102 --> 00:17:30,781
I'm professor Shawn Spencer.
335
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:34,947
I will be your psychic ferryman
over the river Styx.
336
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,197
That's Gus. My ferry.
337
00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:40,555
- Hello.
- Each one of us is born with a kernel
338
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,202
of what I like to dub
paranormalevolance.
339
00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:47,494
I, however, was born
with an extra normal amount.
340
00:17:47,516 --> 00:17:50,533
Two cops to be exact.
Allow me to demonstrate.
341
00:17:55,504 --> 00:17:58,144
Congratulations on getting
your braces removed.
342
00:17:58,926 --> 00:18:01,843
That doesn't mean you're psychic.
Maybe you're just hyper-observant.
343
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:08,442
You wear that white
sweatshirt everyday.
344
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:10,552
Shall I tell the class why?
345
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,298
You.
346
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,739
You, young man.
347
00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:19,700
A little aloe will do wonders
for that combination skin.
348
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:25,222
And perhaps you should use
more care while shaving.
349
00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:28,437
Or, just wait until you can grow
facial hair altogether.
350
00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:31,969
You could've just smelled
my aftershave on the way in.
351
00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:34,921
How 'bout a real test?
I'll write the answer on the board.
352
00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:38,402
And I'll tell you the question.
Have at it, young Trebek.
353
00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:41,246
- Trebek, I said.
- This is jeopardy!
354
00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:44,500
- Potent potables.
- Questions that start with p.
355
00:18:44,528 --> 00:18:47,869
The smartass who thinks he's
gonna make me look silly.
356
00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:49,600
Who is this guy?
357
00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:05,488
Your negativity is really
impeding my psychic ability.
358
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,857
- Or you're just a big fraud.
- Go to the principal's office.
359
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:09,261
- Wait a sec.
- Get out of here, go.
360
00:19:09,271 --> 00:19:12,266
Go. Go, get out of here.
Get out of here.
361
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:18,134
None of you should be friends
with him.
362
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,780
Psst. Hahn.
363
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:21,989
Professor Hahn.
364
00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:24,055
I'm getting something from you.
365
00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:26,784
A kind of darkness. Yes.
366
00:19:26,814 --> 00:19:28,284
I see you clearly.
367
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,224
With a target.
368
00:19:31,752 --> 00:19:33,763
I shop at Target.
369
00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:36,393
Sure, but, but, I...
370
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,586
I see you on a cell phone
with your cousin.
371
00:19:39,617 --> 00:19:42,566
Plotting, planning.
Something secret.
372
00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:45,582
Yes.
373
00:19:46,245 --> 00:19:49,914
Yes, I've been planning a...
374
00:19:51,496 --> 00:19:55,972
Surprise party for my sister-in-law.
She's impossible to surprise.
375
00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:58,522
That's amazing.
376
00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:06,000
Yeah, well, if she's gonna have
puppies, she's gonna have puppies.
377
00:20:06,028 --> 00:20:09,418
There's nothing we can do about it.
Look, if you had her fixed like I...
378
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,619
- Do you need something?
- Yes, actually.
379
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,908
- Well?
- Well, what?
380
00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:16,825
Well, order me off the phone.
381
00:20:16,858 --> 00:20:18,306
You need me to work,
and I'm wasting time.
382
00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:20,780
That's a nice touch.
383
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,727
I've been reviewing
the statement we took
384
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:25,714
from the kids on campus.
They said whoever this teacher is,
385
00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:28,233
he's already killed once,
and he's going to kill again.
386
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,069
- Right.
- Right.
387
00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:33,017
It strikes me that it's difficult to solve
a crime that hasn't happened yet, so...
388
00:20:33,018 --> 00:20:35,381
why don't we focus our attention
on the murder that already has?
389
00:20:35,423 --> 00:20:36,683
- Makes sense.
- Great.
390
00:20:37,191 --> 00:20:39,980
These are the case files
for every unsolved homicide
391
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:42,292
in the Santa Barbara area
over the last five years.
392
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,962
Lot of paper cuts there.
393
00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:45,971
- Have fun.
- No...
394
00:20:45,972 --> 00:20:48,078
I need you to review these
395
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:51,106
and tell me if there are any
connections with the Meitner faculty.
396
00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:53,538
Yeah...
I'm not gonna do that.
397
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:56,294
You delegate this background
stuff all the time.
398
00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:59,450
To me, usually. Almost always
when I have dinner plans.
399
00:20:59,684 --> 00:21:00,958
Now...
400
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,973
Go through these with a fine-tooth comb
and tell me what you find.
401
00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:07,121
- If it's not too much trouble.
- O'Hara, you are drunk with power.
402
00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:08,762
I know! Isn't it great?
403
00:21:16,936 --> 00:21:20,495
And that amazing demonstration
is phsysics at work.
404
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:23,995
It's like thinking of a song, and then,
bam! It's the next tune on the radio.
405
00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:27,362
Or... Or that moment when you
know it's right to kiss a girl.
406
00:21:27,363 --> 00:21:29,606
That's when you use the power.
407
00:21:30,171 --> 00:21:31,473
Professor Hahn.
408
00:21:32,219 --> 00:21:34,865
- I'm still sensing something from...
- Um, professor?
409
00:21:35,134 --> 00:21:36,315
Call me sensel.
410
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:38,777
- How can we harness...
- Uh, uh, uh. Sensei.
411
00:21:40,562 --> 00:21:41,751
- Sensel.
- Yes.
412
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:45,048
How can we harness this power
to help us um...
413
00:21:45,049 --> 00:21:46,279
Kiss girls?
414
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,874
I'll take it from here, Shawn.
415
00:21:48,929 --> 00:21:50,090
Oh, I don't know, Gus.
416
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,792
Now may not be the time to impede
their psycho-sexual development.
417
00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:55,368
Well, maybe you've forgotten
that I was the one who took
418
00:21:55,369 --> 00:21:57,165
the hottest girl
in school to the prom.
419
00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,616
That's because I told her
you were dying.
420
00:21:59,617 --> 00:22:01,923
Otherwise, I would have had
to pay for the limo myself.
421
00:22:01,952 --> 00:22:03,339
Let me take this, please.
422
00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:07,472
Gus, my ferry.
423
00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:09,780
Thank you, Shawn.
424
00:22:11,545 --> 00:22:16,032
Now, kissing someone for the first
time can be tricky business.
425
00:22:16,032 --> 00:22:18,483
I like to employ the
Kadeem Hardison method.
426
00:22:18,484 --> 00:22:19,842
When you're on a date...
427
00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:23,096
Uh, uh, I can sense a question
forming in all of your minds.
428
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,299
If it's "who is Kadeem Hardison?",
429
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,241
or "how do we ask someone on a date?"
put 'em down.
430
00:22:31,774 --> 00:22:33,852
Listen, it's not your fault.
431
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,851
Just look at this class.
You're all a bunch of dudes.
432
00:22:37,182 --> 00:22:39,248
Um, we're girls.
433
00:22:40,957 --> 00:22:42,131
That's awkward.
434
00:22:44,526 --> 00:22:47,187
I'll cover all the dating stuff
in my next seminar.
435
00:22:47,188 --> 00:22:50,705
"Puberty : Monster or
misunderstood friend?"
436
00:22:51,281 --> 00:22:54,300
That kid I sent to the office
had some weird zit cream on.
437
00:22:54,854 --> 00:22:56,234
Professor Enrico.
438
00:23:00,531 --> 00:23:02,272
Guster. Burton Guster.
439
00:23:02,565 --> 00:23:03,952
You interviewed me for admission?
440
00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:06,548
- Math prodigy.
- I interview people all the time.
441
00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:07,749
Was this recently?
442
00:23:07,806 --> 00:23:08,881
Semi-recent.
443
00:23:09,426 --> 00:23:10,558
20 years ago.
444
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,088
But I tap-danced
in trochaic tetrameter.
445
00:23:13,089 --> 00:23:15,794
- Made you wanna cry.
- That rings a bell.
446
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,978
So... Visiting the old alma mater?
447
00:23:19,387 --> 00:23:22,203
- No, I went to public school.
- Really?
448
00:23:22,204 --> 00:23:24,609
Could've sworn
I recommended admission.
449
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:28,352
Either way, I assume a person
with your skills ended up at JPL
450
00:23:28,353 --> 00:23:30,403
or some kind of think tank?
451
00:23:31,183 --> 00:23:34,296
Actually, I ended up
in pharmaceuticals.
452
00:23:35,192 --> 00:23:37,371
You know... Curing stuff.
453
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:41,408
Well, keep up the good work.
454
00:23:42,098 --> 00:23:43,117
Thank you.
455
00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:47,158
Dude.
You didn't even mention Magic head.
456
00:23:47,813 --> 00:23:49,426
Guys, we're freaking out.
457
00:23:49,483 --> 00:23:51,408
We're pretty sure
professor Hahn is our guy.
458
00:23:51,457 --> 00:23:54,004
- So turn him in to the cops.
- Not without proof.
459
00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:56,448
- Know anything about him?
- The only time we see him
460
00:23:56,449 --> 00:23:59,073
is when he gets his espresso
in the morning before homeroom.
461
00:23:59,102 --> 00:24:01,387
- There's an espresso bar here on campus?
- Wait!
462
00:24:01,388 --> 00:24:03,850
Wasn't Hahn involved in that thing?
You remember that thing?
463
00:24:03,921 --> 00:24:05,898
- The thing with the other thing?
- No, no. Just the first thing
464
00:24:05,899 --> 00:24:08,385
from five years ago.
When the student attacked the professor?
465
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,942
Oh, yeah, that could've been Hahn.
466
00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:13,707
Some student attacked Hahn and he made
sure the Headmaster expelled him.
467
00:24:13,763 --> 00:24:15,207
Who's the student that attacked him?
468
00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:19,301
According to the school computers,
469
00:24:19,302 --> 00:24:22,909
the only kid to be expelled in the
last ten years was a Lester Baekeland.
470
00:24:29,185 --> 00:24:30,190
What are you doing?
471
00:24:30,992 --> 00:24:32,563
Getting the plague, apparently.
472
00:24:33,737 --> 00:24:34,742
God.
473
00:24:35,591 --> 00:24:39,652
Babcock, Babette,
Battra something...
474
00:24:39,653 --> 00:24:40,663
Baekeland.
475
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,446
God.
476
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,488
I can see why you wanted
to go here, Gus.
477
00:24:45,489 --> 00:24:47,809
They keep meticulous records
of everything just like you.
478
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:49,523
Expelled for cheating.
479
00:24:49,524 --> 00:24:51,348
Dude, there's a transcript
of his hearing.
480
00:24:51,392 --> 00:24:53,070
- What does it say?
- The kid claimed
481
00:24:53,071 --> 00:24:55,537
Hahn busted him for cheating...
482
00:24:55,538 --> 00:24:59,791
Then tried to extort his scholarship
money from him to stay quiet.
483
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,589
Hahn denies it.
484
00:25:02,618 --> 00:25:05,748
Headmaster, of course, sides
with the teacher. The kid gets expelled.
485
00:25:08,956 --> 00:25:11,050
That means Hahn is a blackmailer.
486
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,177
Maybe he threatened
the wrong person this time.
487
00:25:18,026 --> 00:25:19,031
Gus?
488
00:25:20,743 --> 00:25:21,748
Gus.
489
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,728
I got in.
490
00:25:24,393 --> 00:25:28,276
I applied, and I got in.
That means a lot, buddy.
491
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,222
You'd rather stay with
your best friend than...
492
00:25:30,223 --> 00:25:32,306
- You know, have a future.
- No, Shawn.
493
00:25:32,307 --> 00:25:34,773
It says, "parents of applicant
refused admission."
494
00:25:34,774 --> 00:25:37,363
if I'd known I'd gotten in,
I would've been ghost.
495
00:25:37,364 --> 00:25:39,873
This place has a direct line
to the ivy league.
496
00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:42,675
- Why would my parents turn it down?
- I don't know...
497
00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:45,661
- Maybe it was just too expensive.
- I could've gotten financial aid, Shawn.
498
00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:47,820
Half the kids here are
on scholarships with stipends.
499
00:25:47,876 --> 00:25:50,721
Can we not obsess about this right now?
We do have a murder to prevent.
500
00:25:50,748 --> 00:25:52,220
I'm not obsessing, Shawn.
501
00:25:52,221 --> 00:25:55,192
I just found out that the course of my
life may have been changed by my parents.
502
00:25:55,193 --> 00:25:57,632
- You've seen sliding doors.
- I most certainly have not.
503
00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,307
- Yes, you did.
- Dude, I have not seen sliding doors.
504
00:26:00,328 --> 00:26:02,748
It was me, you, and Missy Isaacs.
What are you talking about?
505
00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:06,365
I'm talking about a Gwyneth Paltrow
vehicle that I know I never saw.
506
00:26:06,412 --> 00:26:09,467
Please.
I know you're home.
507
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,774
This is my fifth message.
Call me back.
508
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,506
They're just screening my calls
until I've let this go.
509
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:16,688
But it's not gonna happen.
510
00:26:16,734 --> 00:26:18,359
Gus, let's face it.
511
00:26:18,756 --> 00:26:21,761
Your parents thought splitting us up
at a young age was a mistake.
512
00:26:21,762 --> 00:26:23,127
And I can't say I blame them.
513
00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:25,973
For a while, I was your only
friend that wasn't imaginary
514
00:26:25,974 --> 00:26:27,505
or an action figure of some kind.
515
00:26:27,547 --> 00:26:30,517
Shawn, if anything, my parents
wanted me to stay in public school
516
00:26:30,518 --> 00:26:32,715
so that I would stand out
compared to people like you.
517
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,928
- Yeah. No holes in that theory.
- I don't know which is worse.
518
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,450
My parents dodging my calls,
519
00:26:37,451 --> 00:26:40,395
or you volunteering me to pick up
a murderer first thing in the morning.
520
00:26:40,441 --> 00:26:43,257
Dude, it is your turn
to drive the carpool.
521
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,379
What's our plan?
522
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,753
Today is murder day.
523
00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:49,117
Speaking of murder day, is that
really what you're wearing?
524
00:26:50,012 --> 00:26:53,599
Shawn, in about two minutes, we're gonna
be in a confined space with a killer.
525
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,227
Please tell me
you have a good reason.
526
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:56,883
Of course I have
a good reason, Gus.
527
00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:59,147
This time, it'll be just you,
me, and him,
528
00:26:59,148 --> 00:27:02,133
and I will totally break him down.
529
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,913
That's Hahn's house.
530
00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:14,223
Or...
531
00:27:15,114 --> 00:27:16,897
Maybe it'll just be you and me.
532
00:27:24,826 --> 00:27:27,388
Well, according to our
arson investigator,
533
00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:29,114
here is our murderer.
534
00:27:29,624 --> 00:27:32,100
Apparently, there was a slight
gas leak in the stove.
535
00:27:32,101 --> 00:27:33,856
Overnight, the room fills
with natural gas,
536
00:27:33,857 --> 00:27:37,070
the coffee pot clicks on in the morning,
there's a spark, and ka-boom.
537
00:27:37,111 --> 00:27:40,182
No, I'm sensing it was
definitely more of a ka-blam.
538
00:27:44,237 --> 00:27:46,713
- So you're saying this was an accident?
- Arson investigator says
539
00:27:46,714 --> 00:27:48,397
there's no sign of foul play.
540
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:51,154
The only time we see him is
when he gets his espresso
541
00:27:51,155 --> 00:27:52,456
in the morning before homeroom.
542
00:27:52,944 --> 00:27:54,232
Wait, I'm having a vision.
543
00:27:55,067 --> 00:27:58,012
Hahn preferred Italian coffee.
Espresso.
544
00:27:58,196 --> 00:27:59,823
Why would he be brewing coffee here
545
00:27:59,824 --> 00:28:01,890
if he was gonna get his fix
in the morning at school?
546
00:28:02,074 --> 00:28:04,508
I'm sensing our killer brought
the coffee machine here
547
00:28:04,509 --> 00:28:07,123
and used it as a detonator
after creating the gas leak.
548
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,437
What killer, Spencer?
549
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,842
- Our expert says it's an accident.
- I say murder.
550
00:28:10,843 --> 00:28:12,910
It's what drew me
to this wretched place.
551
00:28:12,911 --> 00:28:14,679
Talk to the girl
who makes the espresso.
552
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,762
I usually don't do this, but I have
a strong sense she'll back this up.
553
00:28:18,762 --> 00:28:21,450
Hahn had a cup
first thing every morning.
554
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,848
What do you call those coffee people?
They're not...
555
00:28:23,849 --> 00:28:26,446
- Cashiers. They're not waitresses.
- Barista.
556
00:28:27,012 --> 00:28:30,139
Gus, if you don't know
the answer, don't make up words.
557
00:28:40,451 --> 00:28:42,871
Dude, Hahn was broke.
558
00:28:42,872 --> 00:28:44,597
No wonder he's a blackmailer.
559
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:48,107
The due date for the payment is
the same as murder day. Coincidence?
560
00:28:48,169 --> 00:28:49,302
I think not.
561
00:28:52,511 --> 00:28:53,896
It was staticky.
562
00:28:53,897 --> 00:28:56,692
But we heard a deep, gravelly
voice talking to their cousin.
563
00:28:57,074 --> 00:28:58,603
Someone named Muriel.
564
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:05,720
We are so on this case now.
565
00:29:08,739 --> 00:29:10,225
It's your call, O'Hara.
566
00:29:10,324 --> 00:29:11,824
Either it's an accident
and we're done,
567
00:29:11,825 --> 00:29:14,229
or it's a homicide, and there's
a killer on the loose.
568
00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:16,469
I don't buy this accident
angle for a second.
569
00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:18,592
Those kids practically said
this would happen.
570
00:29:19,044 --> 00:29:20,969
Let's bring them back in
for questioning.
571
00:29:24,136 --> 00:29:28,367
If you confess now,
name your accomplices,
572
00:29:28,368 --> 00:29:31,569
I will let the D.A. know
that you cooperated and maybe,
573
00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:35,715
just maybe, no guarantees.
Just maybe...
574
00:29:35,716 --> 00:29:37,234
They'll cut you a break.
575
00:29:44,439 --> 00:29:45,443
It's terrible.
576
00:29:45,639 --> 00:29:48,016
- What?
- Am I scared?
577
00:29:48,017 --> 00:29:50,908
Am I quaking?
No, that was what I call :
578
00:29:50,909 --> 00:29:53,526
"lower case mad."
You need to be :
579
00:29:53,527 --> 00:29:55,283
"upper case mad."
580
00:29:56,730 --> 00:29:59,702
Those strange kids
are in interrogation B.
581
00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:04,500
Listen, O'Hara.
582
00:30:04,857 --> 00:30:07,419
Given your slightly,
pedestrian performance
583
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:10,391
and the fact that this has
now jumped to a straight-up homicide
584
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:13,321
- maybe I should take over as lead.
- But, why? It's my case.
585
00:30:13,322 --> 00:30:16,272
Which was fine when it was just
kids telling tales, but
586
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:19,437
there are certain nuances involved
in a murder investigation which
587
00:30:19,438 --> 00:30:22,330
- require a more experienced touch.
- Nuances?
588
00:30:22,331 --> 00:30:24,408
The chief says
I'll learn by being primary.
589
00:30:24,437 --> 00:30:26,531
- Yeah, but...
- But what?
590
00:30:26,588 --> 00:30:27,989
There was an explosion.
591
00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:30,031
I've never had a case
with an explosion before.
592
00:30:30,032 --> 00:30:32,140
I've had assault and burglary cases.
593
00:30:32,141 --> 00:30:35,466
Once I even had a murder by thermometer.
But I never had an explosion.
594
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,165
Come on, haven't you ever pictured
yourself trying to out run a fireball
595
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:39,425
down a dark tunnel?
596
00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:40,812
No.
597
00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:49,093
Obviously, due to recent events,
we are taking a closer look
598
00:30:49,094 --> 00:30:53,091
at everything surrounding the school,
including the statement you gave to us.
599
00:30:53,128 --> 00:30:55,859
You mean when we predicted
someone was going to die today?
600
00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:56,864
And they did?
601
00:30:56,911 --> 00:30:59,916
- Well, that. And...
- Watch your mouth, kid.
602
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:02,280
Okay, you're not fooling anybody.
We know what's going on here.
603
00:31:02,322 --> 00:31:05,365
What he means is...
604
00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:07,666
Please tell us again about
the phone call you overheard.
605
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:10,790
No. Tell us about
your relationship with Hahn.
606
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:13,931
- You little son of a...
- Lassiter, stop. They're teenagers.
607
00:31:14,479 --> 00:31:15,484
We're sorry.
608
00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:16,586
Lesson 63.
609
00:31:16,587 --> 00:31:18,780
- Do not apologize to the perp.
- They're not perps.
610
00:31:18,827 --> 00:31:21,138
- You don't know that.
- You two aren't really acquainted with
611
00:31:21,139 --> 00:31:23,516
game theory or prisoner's
dilemma, are you?
612
00:31:24,057 --> 00:31:27,495
He means you two don't really
get the good cop bad cop dyad.
613
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,920
- Are you guys, like, together?
- No, she's way out of his league.
614
00:31:31,262 --> 00:31:34,475
But no ring. Given his age,
I'm guessing divorced.
615
00:31:34,539 --> 00:31:37,878
- I... Wha... Sorry. What?
- Still can't talk about it.
616
00:31:37,879 --> 00:31:39,760
So it's relatively recent then?
617
00:31:39,818 --> 00:31:41,728
I'm getting separated. Not divorced.
618
00:31:41,771 --> 00:31:43,749
Did you ever just listen
to her problems,
619
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:46,607
- rather than always trying to solve them?
- No, you had to be the big tough cop,
620
00:31:46,608 --> 00:31:48,588
didn't you?
You never let her inside.
621
00:31:51,948 --> 00:31:53,094
See this, Brainiac?
622
00:31:53,095 --> 00:31:55,829
This is what's waiting for you when
you turn 18. You're gonna graduate,
623
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,403
and get your diploma,
and then, bam!
624
00:31:58,404 --> 00:32:00,548
We're taking a trip down
to the docks.
625
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:04,601
That doesn't look very intimidating
with, uh, you know, the one arm.
626
00:32:21,129 --> 00:32:23,725
When did my house become
a daycare center?
627
00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:26,243
Dad, you've been bugging me for
months to fix your computer.
628
00:32:26,328 --> 00:32:27,998
I finally bring the
geek squad in to do it,
629
00:32:27,999 --> 00:32:29,767
and now you're gonna give me
a hard time?
630
00:32:29,985 --> 00:32:31,145
Thank you.
631
00:32:32,461 --> 00:32:34,570
Hahn had someone's juvenile record.
632
00:32:34,571 --> 00:32:36,971
Maybe he dug up something
on our killer's past, which means
633
00:32:36,972 --> 00:32:39,289
- we have to hack into the juvie database.
- Yeah, I'm with you
634
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,284
except for the part about
coming to my dad's house.
635
00:32:41,312 --> 00:32:43,718
Well, according to the kids,
the hacking may come back to us.
636
00:32:43,719 --> 00:32:46,050
Now the authorities will be led
to an antique computer
637
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:49,041
purchased by a former cop.
Can you say wild goose chase?
638
00:32:49,098 --> 00:32:51,218
Jeez, this computer is ancient.
639
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:54,190
I didn't realize Colecovision
was still in business.
640
00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:56,268
All right, I'm in.
641
00:32:56,269 --> 00:32:59,610
Muriel juvenile hall
slash halfway house.
642
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:00,774
What am I looking for?
643
00:33:00,844 --> 00:33:05,047
I'm sensing our investigation
centers on the year 1991.
644
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,478
'91?
645
00:33:06,479 --> 00:33:08,544
There's nothing
but a bunch of photos here.
646
00:33:08,588 --> 00:33:09,861
Click on the top right.
647
00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:16,185
That's that kid I sent
to the principal's office.
648
00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,317
Kirk Godel.
649
00:33:17,392 --> 00:33:20,830
Why the hell is a photo from today
mixed in with photos from '91?
650
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,288
It's not.
651
00:33:22,289 --> 00:33:24,693
This photo was taken 15 years ago.
652
00:33:29,472 --> 00:33:30,831
I'm having a vision.
653
00:33:31,255 --> 00:33:32,854
The man from Snowy River.
654
00:33:33,562 --> 00:33:34,864
Eddie Macon's run.
655
00:33:36,469 --> 00:33:37,516
Spartacus.
656
00:33:37,555 --> 00:33:38,899
- Kirk Douglas!
- Yes.
657
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,711
See if there's a student named Kirk.
658
00:33:40,804 --> 00:33:43,358
The registrar gave me access
to all their files.
659
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,065
It's perfectly normal, you know.
660
00:33:47,407 --> 00:33:49,874
- What is?
- The anxiety of being in charge.
661
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:52,209
I can sense you have the weight
of the world on your shoulders.
662
00:33:52,704 --> 00:33:55,364
I just really wanna
get this right.
663
00:33:56,163 --> 00:33:57,777
Oh. I've got something.
664
00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,744
Kirk Godel.
665
00:34:00,593 --> 00:34:01,696
Godel.
666
00:34:02,148 --> 00:34:05,068
It's almost pronounced like girdle
because of the omelet on the "o."
667
00:34:05,516 --> 00:34:08,368
- Pretty sure that's an umlaut.
- I've heard it both ways.
668
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:11,314
Let's see.
No juvenile record, only child.
669
00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:14,476
All stats match up with his school
records. Nothing out of the ordinary.
670
00:34:14,477 --> 00:34:18,340
- Let's see what Google says.
- Uh, search it with the word Muriel.
671
00:34:19,844 --> 00:34:23,225
Oh, here's an article from
the Muriel County newsletter.
672
00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:26,697
According to this article,
Kirk Godel and his parents
673
00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:29,598
died five years ago in a car crash.
674
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:32,466
There should be a death certificate
on file, but there's no sign of it.
675
00:34:32,933 --> 00:34:34,745
What the hell is going on?
676
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,394
A little aloe will do wonders
for that combination skin.
677
00:34:41,026 --> 00:34:44,563
Circle your horses, Jules. We're about
to crack your case like an egg.
678
00:34:46,263 --> 00:34:50,325
And then, we'll make some umlauts.
With shallots.
679
00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:52,625
And justice.
680
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:57,455
Please take your seats.
681
00:34:57,865 --> 00:35:01,386
Good, I'm glad you're all
on time for phsysics two.
682
00:35:01,387 --> 00:35:02,873
The wrath of Khan.
683
00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:06,524
Today's lecture will cover
come uppance.
684
00:35:06,753 --> 00:35:09,272
And how to solve a crime
in a crowded room.
685
00:35:10,319 --> 00:35:13,277
Someone here
is living a lie.
686
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:17,476
Someone in this room
is a ghost-faced killah.
687
00:35:22,108 --> 00:35:23,141
It's not you.
688
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:26,084
But you have to do something
about the hair immediately.
689
00:35:26,085 --> 00:35:27,528
Okay? I'd start now.
690
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,625
You.
691
00:35:30,644 --> 00:35:33,842
Your heart is pure.
I'd say lose the earring,
692
00:35:33,843 --> 00:35:35,540
but I actually think
he pulls it off.
693
00:35:38,564 --> 00:35:41,415
But you.
Y...
694
00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:43,673
Why do they always run?
695
00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:45,654
Don't they know
it makes them look guilty?
696
00:35:47,698 --> 00:35:49,000
You need this guy?
697
00:35:49,043 --> 00:35:50,925
Thank you,
Detective Lassiter.
698
00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:52,212
Have a seat.
699
00:35:53,882 --> 00:35:56,384
- You mind telling us what we're doing here?
- Well,
700
00:35:56,385 --> 00:35:58,855
as the beautiful, industrious,
701
00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:00,689
Detective O'Hara has already gathered...
702
00:36:00,690 --> 00:36:02,660
You're not the real Kirk Godel, are you?
703
00:36:02,716 --> 00:36:04,613
Will the real Kirk Godel
please stand up?
704
00:36:04,641 --> 00:36:06,249
I don't think
that's gonna happen.
705
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:09,723
You stole the real Kirk Godel's identity
so that you could get into this school.
706
00:36:11,053 --> 00:36:14,047
But there's more to this case
than stolen identity.
707
00:36:14,048 --> 00:36:15,696
Yes...
708
00:36:15,697 --> 00:36:19,913
I'm sensing a much darker,
diabolical past.
709
00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:23,305
You did a stint in juvie
for causing someone's death.
710
00:36:23,701 --> 00:36:26,291
15 years ago.
711
00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:28,682
- What, are you, nuts? He's a kid.
- True.
712
00:36:28,725 --> 00:36:30,763
So how could
this be possible, class?
713
00:36:31,043 --> 00:36:32,557
Time travel.
714
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,306
He cryogenically froze himself
715
00:36:34,307 --> 00:36:36,104
- in order to travel to the future.
- No.
716
00:36:36,146 --> 00:36:37,844
He's a clone of the original.
717
00:36:38,814 --> 00:36:41,101
You know what?
Just never mind, guys.
718
00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:43,435
Save it for your online role playing.
719
00:36:53,247 --> 00:36:54,371
He's wearing make-up.
720
00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:55,928
- Is he gay?
- No.
721
00:36:57,003 --> 00:36:58,192
Well, maybe.
722
00:36:58,489 --> 00:37:00,331
Look, I don't...
I don't know.
723
00:37:00,332 --> 00:37:04,933
But the reason he's wearing make-up
is because he is actually 30,
724
00:37:04,934 --> 00:37:07,776
- trying to pass for a teenager.
- 30?
725
00:37:08,653 --> 00:37:12,651
- What kind of moisturizer do you use?
- Class, I would advise you take notes.
726
00:37:12,652 --> 00:37:14,179
There will be a test on this.
727
00:37:18,286 --> 00:37:20,338
You were always the smartest
kid in your class,
728
00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,871
but with juvie on your record,
you couldn't get into college.
729
00:37:23,377 --> 00:37:27,239
Then one day, you read a story about
a 15 year old from your hometown
730
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,023
who died in a fiery car crash.
731
00:37:29,024 --> 00:37:32,062
And that was the real Kirk Godel.
732
00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:34,536
And you had a light bulb moment.
733
00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:38,159
All your life, people thought
you were younger than you looked,
734
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,944
so you decided to
take advantage of that
735
00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:43,909
and hit a huge re-set button
on your life.
736
00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:46,353
You forged Kirk's documents.
737
00:37:46,354 --> 00:37:48,731
Then you went online and
deleted his death certificate.
738
00:37:49,381 --> 00:37:51,348
A new identity plus your
natural intelligence
739
00:37:51,349 --> 00:37:53,535
meant you were
a cinch to make Meitner.
740
00:37:53,536 --> 00:37:56,948
Now you would graduate from one of
the best high schools in the country,
741
00:37:56,949 --> 00:37:59,043
get a scholarship to the ivys,
742
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,293
and become a young captain
of industry.
743
00:38:01,294 --> 00:38:04,939
And it was all rolling along
beautifully until Hahn...
744
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:06,977
discovered your dirty little secret.
745
00:38:07,217 --> 00:38:09,629
He blackmailed you
for your scholarship stipend.
746
00:38:10,082 --> 00:38:13,086
He needed money to make
a bank payment by Wednesday,
747
00:38:13,087 --> 00:38:14,785
money you weren't willing to pay.
748
00:38:14,786 --> 00:38:18,417
You were so distraught,
you called your cousin to vent.
749
00:38:18,785 --> 00:38:21,667
You decided that the only way
out was to kill Hahn,
750
00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:23,495
and make it look
like an accident.
751
00:38:25,924 --> 00:38:29,688
Finally, you hacked in and deleted
752
00:38:29,689 --> 00:38:32,394
all records that
you were ever in juvie.
753
00:38:32,804 --> 00:38:34,828
Brilliant until the end.
754
00:38:35,350 --> 00:38:37,657
Well, until this...
Until this last part.
755
00:38:37,658 --> 00:38:38,973
When you got caught.
756
00:38:39,468 --> 00:38:41,265
On the wild line.
757
00:38:41,798 --> 00:38:42,845
Like a salmon.
758
00:38:47,377 --> 00:38:48,452
Pencils down.
759
00:38:50,221 --> 00:38:51,226
Come on.
760
00:38:53,136 --> 00:38:54,466
Cuff him, O'Hara.
761
00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:56,808
Here, use mine.
762
00:38:57,246 --> 00:38:58,251
You've earned it.
763
00:38:59,798 --> 00:39:01,468
Anything else I need to learn?
764
00:39:01,765 --> 00:39:02,996
There's one last lesson.
765
00:39:03,647 --> 00:39:06,492
Forget all the other lessons
and know that you're a good cop.
766
00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:14,874
You know I'm gonna need
those cuffs back, right?
767
00:39:15,922 --> 00:39:16,926
Good.
768
00:39:23,175 --> 00:39:24,958
- Martinsdale.
- Macendale.
769
00:39:25,467 --> 00:39:26,953
Jay Macendale.
770
00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:30,052
Once we had the name, it was
pretty easy to track the rest.
771
00:39:30,053 --> 00:39:32,335
When he was 15,
he stole a car on a dare,
772
00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:35,113
accidentally killed a pedestrian.
And that's what got him in juvie.
773
00:39:35,156 --> 00:39:38,029
I can't believe he passed himself off
as a teenager for this long.
774
00:39:38,093 --> 00:39:40,304
I don't know, dad.
Slap a wig on you,
775
00:39:40,305 --> 00:39:42,838
you're the spitting image of
yourself when I was a kid.
776
00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:44,893
What is that supposed to mean?
777
00:39:45,289 --> 00:39:46,407
What's his problem?
778
00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:49,534
- He finally got a hold of his parents.
- Don't tell me it was too expensive.
779
00:39:49,535 --> 00:39:52,174
My file said I qualified
for financial aid.
780
00:39:52,175 --> 00:39:53,518
Quality of life?
781
00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:55,867
They have 24-7 slushy machines there.
782
00:39:55,873 --> 00:39:58,434
The lockers are made with teak.
That's the strongest wood.
783
00:39:58,462 --> 00:40:01,523
These pieces look like they're hand-carved,
Shawn. What's with the generosity?
784
00:40:01,575 --> 00:40:05,183
I saw you were still using the ratty
board with the plastic pieces
785
00:40:05,184 --> 00:40:08,028
so I went ahead
and shoplifted this for you.
786
00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:10,597
I'm kidding. I bought it.
787
00:40:10,598 --> 00:40:13,229
Those kid geniuses turned me
on to a great IPO.
788
00:40:13,230 --> 00:40:16,431
Now, remember, I win,
I get the truck for a week.
789
00:40:16,502 --> 00:40:20,241
All right, how 'bout, I win,
you wash the truck for a week?
790
00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:22,307
Yeah, I really don't understand
what that means.
791
00:40:22,308 --> 00:40:23,656
I'm out there in a pair of jean shorts...
792
00:40:23,657 --> 00:40:26,260
- Continuously washing the vehicle for a...
- Shawn... Focus...
793
00:40:26,261 --> 00:40:27,264
Focus.
794
00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:29,241
Too far to drive?
795
00:40:29,242 --> 00:40:32,269
You derailed my future
because dad hates curvy roads?
796
00:40:32,270 --> 00:40:34,406
I could've been
the next Wittgenstein.
797
00:40:34,407 --> 00:40:37,263
I never got carsick a day in my life.
798
00:40:38,296 --> 00:40:40,334
Gus doesn't deal
very well with surprises.
799
00:40:40,391 --> 00:40:41,638
I'll talk to you later, Mom!
800
00:40:42,034 --> 00:40:44,744
You never told him I was the one
who ran over his dog, did you?
801
00:40:44,768 --> 00:40:45,829
Dad, no.
802
00:40:46,475 --> 00:40:47,791
One thing at a time.
803
00:40:49,093 --> 00:40:50,961
Thank god that dog was 17.
804
00:40:53,314 --> 00:40:54,333
Checkmate.
805
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:58,333
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