1 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:10,181 No one ever gets their ball back from mean old man Fuller's yard. 2 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:11,892 This sucks. 3 00:00:14,784 --> 00:00:15,887 I know. 4 00:00:15,959 --> 00:00:19,057 We were tied 114 to 114. 5 00:00:19,113 --> 00:00:20,732 And I was up. 6 00:00:20,794 --> 00:00:24,099 We weren't supposed to be playing with my new ball. 7 00:00:24,381 --> 00:00:27,104 I'll give you 1,000 outs if you go get it. 8 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,300 - 2,000. - Done. 9 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:34,100 Okay, you got it, all right, 10 00:00:34,179 --> 00:00:36,231 almost got it. There I go... 11 00:00:38,027 --> 00:00:39,435 - Gus! - Shawn! 12 00:00:39,492 --> 00:00:41,752 - Is the ball all right? - I can't get back over. 13 00:00:41,827 --> 00:00:43,217 Get that ball off my grass! 14 00:00:43,298 --> 00:00:45,635 - Get out of my yard! - Gus, I'm really gonna Miss ya. 15 00:00:49,581 --> 00:00:51,393 Ho, buzz McNab. 16 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:55,813 The christmas spirits told me to give this to you. 17 00:00:56,164 --> 00:00:58,867 Oh, my goodness, a Daisy Red Ryder. 18 00:00:59,008 --> 00:01:00,631 I had one of these when I was a kid. 19 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,316 It was the reason I wanted to become a policeman. 20 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,559 Well, merry christmas from me and Gus. 21 00:01:05,719 --> 00:01:06,883 Thanks, guys. 22 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,498 - He's gonna shoot his eye out. - Yes, he is. 23 00:01:10,643 --> 00:01:11,985 That was amazing. 24 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:13,799 How did you know that? 25 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:15,828 Uh, the room where I take naps shares a vent 26 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,194 with the room where they do the psychological evals. 27 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,315 Lassie! 28 00:01:26,497 --> 00:01:28,046 I-I hate snow globes. 29 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:30,894 Now, that's strange. My psychic senses told me 30 00:01:30,981 --> 00:01:33,499 specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares 31 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:36,486 About being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burns your skin off. 32 00:01:39,627 --> 00:01:42,077 Well, merry christmas from me and Gus. 33 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:48,013 Mr. Mittens says it felt just like going to sleep, 34 00:01:48,097 --> 00:01:49,867 and he doesn't hold it against you at all. 35 00:01:50,118 --> 00:01:51,545 Kitty Heaven... 36 00:01:51,759 --> 00:01:53,618 It's just like east beach. 37 00:01:53,684 --> 00:01:55,562 That is the best news ever. 38 00:01:55,656 --> 00:01:56,923 Merry christmas 39 00:01:57,009 --> 00:01:58,201 from both of... 40 00:01:58,835 --> 00:02:01,169 This is a very special gift. It's clearly just from me. 41 00:02:01,248 --> 00:02:03,135 Don't appropriate. Not at christmas time. 42 00:02:03,258 --> 00:02:05,492 Thank you so much, Shawn. 43 00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:07,169 'Tis the season, Jules. 44 00:02:08,597 --> 00:02:12,516 This is exactly what I need to get into the holiday spirit before my family arrives. 45 00:02:12,582 --> 00:02:14,958 Oh, should I meet them, or is it too soon? 46 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,521 Too soon for what? 47 00:02:17,461 --> 00:02:18,456 Nothing. 48 00:02:19,823 --> 00:02:21,521 O'Hara's family christmas, huh? 49 00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:26,521 My family's christmas are the best with tradional's scolish, games 50 00:02:26,611 --> 00:02:28,582 and music and crafts. 51 00:02:28,663 --> 00:02:30,738 You guys should totally come by tonight if you'd like. 52 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,457 I do love a scottish craft. 53 00:02:33,616 --> 00:02:36,353 But, uh, my father and I have been invited over 54 00:02:36,409 --> 00:02:38,139 to the Gusters for an old-fashioned holiday dinner. 55 00:02:38,453 --> 00:02:39,570 Maybe next time. 56 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:43,126 I can think of someone who could use a little cheer this time of year. 57 00:02:43,248 --> 00:02:44,999 Recently divorced. 58 00:02:45,023 --> 00:02:46,600 Separated. Estranged? 59 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:48,445 - Embattled? - Yes. 60 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,215 And all alone for the holidays. 61 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:54,188 All right! 62 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,911 Who keeps telling people I want snow globesfor christmas? 63 00:03:02,793 --> 00:03:05,400 Dude, I am really stoked. 64 00:03:05,456 --> 00:03:07,634 In over 20 years of friendship, I can count 65 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,249 on one shop teacher's hand, the number of times 66 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,576 your folks have had us over. 67 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:13,437 I assume it's because they can't stand my father. Understandably. 68 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,572 Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that. 69 00:03:15,647 --> 00:03:16,946 What would you say necessarily? 70 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,158 Let's just say it's not because of your dad. 71 00:03:19,222 --> 00:03:21,153 Your house is too small? 72 00:03:21,313 --> 00:03:22,975 - Didn't have enough extra chairs? - No. 73 00:03:23,226 --> 00:03:25,151 - Hiding a jewish family in your attic? - No. 74 00:03:26,654 --> 00:03:28,200 Wait a minute. 75 00:03:28,585 --> 00:03:30,300 It's not because of me. 76 00:03:31,451 --> 00:03:32,600 Gus? 77 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,100 I can't believe this. 78 00:03:34,343 --> 00:03:37,409 I feel like pe le pew when he looked up pew in the dictionary. 79 00:03:37,512 --> 00:03:39,080 Le pew. Whuh? 80 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,173 No. 81 00:03:40,258 --> 00:03:42,525 My parents always thought you were a bad influence on me. 82 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,679 - Understandably. - A bad influence? 83 00:03:44,771 --> 00:03:46,724 - Yes. - Dude, that's absurd. 84 00:03:46,897 --> 00:03:51,065 Because of you, Shawn, I got my first "b," broke my first curfew, accidentally killed 85 00:03:51,169 --> 00:03:52,141 the state bird... 86 00:03:52,216 --> 00:03:54,143 How was I supposed to know he couldn't hold his own liquor? 87 00:03:54,246 --> 00:03:55,646 Now I know what to get your parents for christmas. 88 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:56,124 What? 89 00:03:56,181 --> 00:03:58,078 I'm gonna lead 'em on a walk down memory lane, 90 00:03:58,172 --> 00:04:00,771 and give them the gift of seeing what a positive influence 91 00:04:00,822 --> 00:04:02,455 I have been on their son. 92 00:04:04,814 --> 00:04:08,574 Dad, why do you insist on getting a real tree? 93 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,954 You probably chopped down some poor animal's home. 94 00:04:11,057 --> 00:04:13,850 Yeah, that's the vicious little bastard right there. 95 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,140 - Can we go, please? - Whoa, Shawn, Shawn? 96 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:21,006 Look, I don't wanna be late to the Gusters. It's important that this dinner go well. 97 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:22,583 Aren't you forgetting something? 98 00:04:23,277 --> 00:04:24,389 Your gift. 99 00:04:25,175 --> 00:04:27,181 Go on. Shake it, rattle it, feel it, sniff it. 100 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,764 Do whatever the hell you want with it before it goes in that stocking. 101 00:04:29,848 --> 00:04:31,754 Then you got one week to figure out what it is. 102 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,354 Dad, this ridiculous competion means way more to you than it does to me. 103 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:37,260 That's why you haven't won since you were eight-years-old. 104 00:04:37,316 --> 00:04:38,528 Christmas '92 was a draw. 105 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,583 - You know that. - Oh, so you do care. 106 00:04:40,826 --> 00:04:42,056 Go on. 107 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:48,713 That's it. 108 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:49,586 That's it? 109 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,776 - You're sure? - That's all I need. 110 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,000 Oh, here's yours. 111 00:04:53,874 --> 00:04:55,057 Merry christmas. 112 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,077 - You are never... - Shh. 113 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,430 Wait-wait-wait. 114 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,476 All right, time's up. In the stockings they go. 115 00:05:08,532 --> 00:05:10,387 I'm gonna figure it out, Shawn. I always do. 116 00:05:13,035 --> 00:05:14,252 Same time. 117 00:05:19,423 --> 00:05:22,172 Oh, I think there's a surprise in here for someone. 118 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,502 I'm grown. You don't have to do this every year. 119 00:05:24,577 --> 00:05:26,376 We hear you, son, we hear ya. 120 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:29,053 And we're sure you're very happy still being a sales rep. 121 00:05:29,119 --> 00:05:29,799 I am. 122 00:05:29,927 --> 00:05:32,049 Pharmaceutical sales is a very desirable field. 123 00:05:32,313 --> 00:05:34,762 Of course, and you're doing very well for yourself. 124 00:05:34,905 --> 00:05:36,977 That's $100, boy. 125 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,893 No. Not gonna happen. 126 00:05:40,996 --> 00:05:42,518 Turkey's ready! 127 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,505 - Finally! - It smells good, Winnie. 128 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:46,198 Why smell it when you can taste it? 129 00:05:47,009 --> 00:05:50,658 Speaking of smoked turkey, you know why Gus isn't a smoker? 130 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:52,123 'cause when we were kids I made him smoke 131 00:05:52,188 --> 00:05:55,412 an entire pack of cigarettes, and he discovered he hated the taste. 132 00:05:55,497 --> 00:05:57,372 Pretty good influence if I do say so myself. 133 00:05:57,428 --> 00:05:58,921 Probably what gave him asthma. 134 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,799 Probably what stunted his growth too. 135 00:06:00,885 --> 00:06:02,435 I'm five-ten-and-a-half. 136 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:03,499 We hear you, son. 137 00:06:03,546 --> 00:06:04,635 We hear ya. 138 00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:06,485 Gus, you're tall enough. Shawn, you're an idiot, and to be fair, 139 00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:08,798 there's a lot of complicated causes for asthma. 140 00:06:08,847 --> 00:06:09,504 Now, let's eat. 141 00:06:09,551 --> 00:06:11,997 You know, it was actually Gus' asthma medication 142 00:06:12,184 --> 00:06:14,453 that first interested him in pharmaceuticals. 143 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,601 - So you're welcome for that. - You made your point, Shawn. 144 00:06:17,685 --> 00:06:19,707 - You're a good friend. - Yes, you're very close. 145 00:06:19,773 --> 00:06:22,355 So close, I wonder if he wouldn't be married by now 146 00:06:22,402 --> 00:06:24,313 if he wasn't spending so much time 147 00:06:24,607 --> 00:06:25,698 with you. 148 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:27,339 Trust me. I get mine. 149 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,061 I mean... I'm just waiting for Mrs. Right. 150 00:06:31,342 --> 00:06:33,531 We at least thought you'd have a house by now. 151 00:06:33,587 --> 00:06:35,543 I have time. The market's still cooling off. 152 00:06:35,618 --> 00:06:36,465 Yeah. So's the food. 153 00:06:36,531 --> 00:06:38,395 You won't have time if you keep using 154 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:40,047 all your extra energy with this gypsy 155 00:06:40,113 --> 00:06:42,479 detective agency nonsense you two have cooked up. 156 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:43,843 Mrs. G. 157 00:06:44,296 --> 00:06:46,390 It's a psychic detective agency. 158 00:06:48,085 --> 00:06:48,977 Psych. 159 00:06:49,052 --> 00:06:52,372 And how does this differ from that pet baptism business you had as kids? 160 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:56,420 First of all, that was an llc. And I'm the one that let Gus believe 161 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,904 that jesus was black. The whole time we were grow... 162 00:06:59,017 --> 00:07:00,320 Growing up, which of course he is. 163 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,450 He is that. 164 00:07:04,732 --> 00:07:05,793 That... he is that. 165 00:07:05,848 --> 00:07:07,444 I say we skip old man Fuller's house. 166 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,686 Nobody wants to sing to his old, mean behind. 167 00:07:09,742 --> 00:07:11,857 Can't hear the song over his cussing anyway. 168 00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:14,280 Oh, come on, you guys! 169 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:16,345 We're all adults now. 170 00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:18,679 Can't we let bygones be bygones? 171 00:07:18,726 --> 00:07:21,527 Even old man Fuller can use some christmas spirit! 172 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:22,784 Come on! 173 00:07:22,897 --> 00:07:25,042 O/~ we wish you a merry christmas o/~ 174 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:27,316 o/~ we wish you a merry christmas o/~ 175 00:07:27,382 --> 00:07:29,617 o/~ we wish you a merry christmas o/~ 176 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,402 - o/~ and a happy new year o/~ - Mr. Fuller! 177 00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:34,666 He would have been throwing rocks at us by now if he were here. 178 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:40,184 O/~ we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new... o/~ 179 00:07:46,784 --> 00:07:49,631 Psych 210 "Gus's Dad May Have Killed An Old Guy!" 180 00:07:49,704 --> 00:07:54,542 O/~ I know you know that I'm not telling the truth I know you know o/~ 181 00:07:54,598 --> 00:07:55,974 o/~ they just don't have any proof o/~ 182 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,092 o/~ embrace the deception o/~ o/~ learn how to bend o/~ 183 00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:03,361 o/~ your worst inhibitions o/~ o/~ tend to psych you out in the end o/~ 184 00:08:03,418 --> 00:08:07,615 The Dream Team synchronizators : Flolo, ¤AkaZab¤ Transcript : www.swsub.com 185 00:08:12,444 --> 00:08:15,445 yeah, it's an apparent suicide, but, uh, we're still working the scene. 186 00:08:35,108 --> 00:08:38,439 Dude, what if this wasn't suicide? 187 00:08:39,071 --> 00:08:40,629 What if this was murder? 188 00:08:40,695 --> 00:08:42,085 Shawn, it's christmas time. 189 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,722 - Can you please leave work at the office? - They've already moved on. 190 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,488 Look, there is no way that an 80-year-old man 191 00:08:47,535 --> 00:08:49,036 in Fuller's condition could have hoisted himself 192 00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:50,437 over that bannister. 193 00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:51,897 And check it out. 194 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:54,951 He was clearly looking forward to watching some tv tonight. 195 00:08:55,198 --> 00:08:57,038 While he ate his lobster. 196 00:08:58,310 --> 00:09:02,080 - You may be on to something. - Plus, I psych it up nice for your parents, 197 00:09:02,155 --> 00:09:04,695 they might be impressed, you know? 198 00:09:04,798 --> 00:09:05,845 Throw in a little razzle dazzle. 199 00:09:05,898 --> 00:09:07,897 Maybe they realize I'm not such a bad influence after all. 200 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,354 Which may get them off my case for deciding to go into business with you. 201 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:13,628 Now you're feeling me, you convertible lebaron. 202 00:09:15,063 --> 00:09:16,390 Are you guys coming or what? 203 00:09:16,493 --> 00:09:17,614 Sure thing, pop. 204 00:09:20,712 --> 00:09:21,632 Stop! 205 00:09:22,718 --> 00:09:24,099 I'm sensing something. 206 00:09:25,158 --> 00:09:26,304 What is it, Shawn? 207 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:30,111 Is it like the other 26 and a half crimes we solved for the police department? 208 00:09:30,225 --> 00:09:31,586 I'm sensing a struggle. 209 00:09:36,634 --> 00:09:38,281 Oh, please! 210 00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:42,498 Fuller's unconscious. 211 00:09:42,589 --> 00:09:45,951 No, he was just an old man with a little soft skull. 212 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,328 Oh, someone's wrapping a rope around his neck! 213 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:53,832 What I'm sensing here, ladies and gentlemen, 214 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:55,436 is murder. 215 00:09:56,399 --> 00:09:59,216 Spencer, old people are always offing themselves during the holidays. 216 00:09:59,263 --> 00:10:01,901 Well, according to csu, Shawn might be right. 217 00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:03,297 Colorado state university? 218 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,691 Crime scene unit. 219 00:10:04,779 --> 00:10:06,478 - Them too. - Let me see that. 220 00:10:06,779 --> 00:10:09,192 Blunt force trauma, signs of struggle. 221 00:10:09,494 --> 00:10:10,799 My lord. 222 00:10:10,874 --> 00:10:12,095 He really is psychic. 223 00:10:12,189 --> 00:10:14,536 Maybe we were wrong about the boys working together... 224 00:10:14,649 --> 00:10:15,748 This time. 225 00:10:16,602 --> 00:10:17,964 Right. Get him outta here. 226 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,429 It's an open crime scene, people, 227 00:10:19,483 --> 00:10:22,614 I need witness statements from each and every oneof you carolers. 228 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:23,985 Crap, I'm running late. 229 00:10:24,032 --> 00:10:26,595 Lassie, come on, man. Handle your business. 230 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,852 Gus and I will take 'em down to the station tomorrow. 231 00:10:28,913 --> 00:10:30,472 - We have passes... - Which practically 232 00:10:30,556 --> 00:10:32,650 makes us co-workers. Isn't that right, big l? 233 00:10:37,618 --> 00:10:38,726 That hurt, man! 234 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:43,318 But when they cut us, we bleed blue. 235 00:10:47,644 --> 00:10:49,099 Carlton! 236 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:50,099 Hi! 237 00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:52,127 I'm so glad you could make it! 238 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,199 I hope you're in a hogmanay mood.I doubt it. 239 00:10:56,284 --> 00:10:57,999 Whatever that is. 240 00:10:58,088 --> 00:10:59,130 The first footer! 241 00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:05,191 Oh, the first footer, it's scottish tradition 242 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:07,191 to celebrate the first visitor of the holidays. 243 00:11:07,261 --> 00:11:08,190 You. 244 00:11:11,499 --> 00:11:13,195 Why are they all staring at me? 245 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,289 Well, the first footer traditionally brings a gift of food. 246 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:20,300 All I've got is a cliff bar in my car. 247 00:11:20,699 --> 00:11:22,933 I'd really prefer to save it for my morning run. 248 00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:26,684 So these are my nephews. 249 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,399 Drake, Finn, and Isaac. 250 00:11:28,464 --> 00:11:30,483 Boys, this is detective Lassiter. 251 00:11:30,699 --> 00:11:32,161 He works with auntie Julie. 252 00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:35,566 I like it better in here already. 253 00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:37,754 I was helping them with their christmas crafts. 254 00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,599 It's always my favorite part. 255 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,242 Look at this, auntie julie! 256 00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:43,720 - Look at mine! - Oh, my goodness. 257 00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:46,129 This looks fantastic, but you know, 258 00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:49,717 maybe detective Lassiter would like to help out. 259 00:11:51,451 --> 00:11:52,499 Sure. 260 00:11:54,242 --> 00:11:56,608 All right, fellas, what do we got going on here? 261 00:11:57,205 --> 00:11:59,562 Well, you know, drake, technically jesus was born 262 00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:02,598 around april, so we need to get rid of this winter foliage. 263 00:12:02,684 --> 00:12:06,271 Oh, and, finn, the word manger actually refers 264 00:12:06,336 --> 00:12:08,509 to the wooden feeding trough that the animals used, 265 00:12:08,556 --> 00:12:13,260 so let's put baby jesus in this little shot glass. 266 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,861 Perfect. Well, you know, 267 00:12:15,908 --> 00:12:17,439 based on how far they had to travel, 268 00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:20,059 all the experts agree that the wise men didn't really 269 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,209 get there until jesus was two, so let's get rid of them. 270 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:23,462 Uh, uh, carlton. 271 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,711 Remember, this is for the children. 272 00:12:26,085 --> 00:12:26,899 Right. 273 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,312 Let's do one with santa in it. 274 00:12:29,865 --> 00:12:31,288 Hand me kris kringle there, guys. 275 00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:32,913 That's a great idea! 276 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:36,617 You know, interestingly enough, the dutch version of santa 277 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:39,086 used slaves to deliver the toys. 278 00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:47,865 We're here to give our official statements for the Fuller case. 279 00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:49,916 Yes. About that. 280 00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:55,676 Um, our investigation has confirmed Mr. Spencer's hunches. 281 00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:57,373 Ah, really? 282 00:12:57,725 --> 00:13:00,678 - It was murder. - That's 27 and counting. 283 00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:03,968 Do you folks mind coming on in for a moment? Just have a seat. 284 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,600 Make yourselves comfortable. 285 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,891 Chair's right over there. 286 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,196 I thought we could, uh, have more privacy this way. 287 00:13:11,237 --> 00:13:12,457 Why? What, is there a problem? 288 00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:14,121 Well, this report says that there were traces 289 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:16,562 of weed killer found in Mr. Fuller's system. 290 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:17,454 Poison. 291 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,116 I sensed that as well. 292 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,060 There's just one slight problem, 293 00:13:21,107 --> 00:13:23,389 we found a box of the same type of weed killer 294 00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:25,100 on Mr. Guster's property. 295 00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:26,700 Can you explain that? 296 00:13:27,444 --> 00:13:30,293 Whoa, whoa, now. Slow your roll. I can explain that. 297 00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:33,024 Me and Fuller had a long-time feud about the property line. 298 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:35,235 And every now and then I'd poison his shrubs 299 00:13:35,301 --> 00:13:37,460 because he refused to cut them back. 300 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:39,842 Bill, that's not like you. 301 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,182 How about this? Blunt force trauma to the head of the deceased 302 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,429 was done caused by a bloody hammer found nearby 303 00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:47,237 with prints belonging to a Mr. William Guster. 304 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,091 Yeah, but if you'd looked a little closer, 305 00:13:50,147 --> 00:13:52,954 you would have found a hacksaw and a pickaxe with my prints on them too. 306 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,044 Fuller had been taking my tools for years. 307 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,100 That's another reason we'd been feuding. 308 00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:59,654 Another perfectly reasonable explanation. 309 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:02,208 Just one more thing, the rope 310 00:14:02,268 --> 00:14:03,925 to hang Mr. Fuller matches rope 311 00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:07,691 - used from a boat belonging to... - Lemme guess. Me. 312 00:14:10,011 --> 00:14:11,100 Dad, you're crazy. 313 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,500 Mr. G. 314 00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:14,400 Wait. 315 00:14:14,966 --> 00:14:16,412 You mean it really was mine? 316 00:14:16,496 --> 00:14:18,233 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 317 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:20,158 Look, I just said that to be funny. 318 00:14:20,942 --> 00:14:22,548 I have no idea how it got there. 319 00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:24,933 I am sorry, Mr. Guster, the evidence is strong enough. 320 00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:28,168 - You have the right to remain silent. - What? 321 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,549 You give up that right, anything you say 322 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:30,726 you can't arrest me! 323 00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:32,266 - And will be used against you in a court of law. - I'm a deacon in a church! 324 00:14:32,313 --> 00:14:35,044 - You have a right to an attorney. - What is the lord gonna say? 325 00:14:38,058 --> 00:14:40,105 It's very nice of you to invite us over. 326 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:41,936 Oh, Winnie, it's the least I could do. 327 00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:45,367 - Now when is bill gonna be released from custody? - Soon I hope. 328 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,296 A thing like this could be devastating to somebody 329 00:14:47,361 --> 00:14:50,356 with delicate health, a weak disposition. 330 00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,807 We're gonna get dad out before anything can happen to him. 331 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,098 I was talking about you. 332 00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:58,054 Your father's strong as an ox, but you, 333 00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:01,758 lord knows you have enough stress to deal with as it is. 334 00:15:02,081 --> 00:15:06,790 Mrs. G., you have my word, everything will be fine. 335 00:15:06,884 --> 00:15:08,597 - We're gonna take this case. - Yeah. 336 00:15:08,691 --> 00:15:11,681 Shawn, maybe we oughta get some food together here. 337 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:17,220 - Maybe you oughta pass on this one. - I can't, dad. I owe it to them. 338 00:15:17,277 --> 00:15:19,934 Look, the Gusters are nice people, okay? 339 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:22,117 They invite you over for dinner at 6:00. They don't serve till 6:30. 340 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,091 So what? 341 00:15:23,119 --> 00:15:24,508 The point is, as a rule, 342 00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:26,597 you never wanna get involved in a case 343 00:15:26,654 --> 00:15:29,109 where personal relationships are involved. 344 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,455 - Dad, I think I can handle it. - What if Gus's dad is guilty? 345 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,425 Are you out of your mind? How could you even say that? 346 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,505 That's what I mean. Right there, Shawn. 347 00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:44,213 You've already made your decision irrespective of the facts. 348 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:45,955 You have already compromised this case. 349 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,522 Compromised? Why? 350 00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,597 Because I'm not afraid of my own emotional attachment? 351 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:52,775 I'll have you know that I view that as a tool in my problem-solving, not a liability. 352 00:15:52,812 --> 00:15:54,427 It is that exact kind of lame-ass thinking... 353 00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,690 I can see why you were never a detective. 354 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:58,774 And I can see why you ended up a divorced detective. 355 00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:04,782 My god. 356 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,697 We went almost three hours without having an argument. 357 00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:11,237 It's our best holiday in years, huh? 358 00:16:15,654 --> 00:16:18,151 Uh, I was just arresting someone in the neighborhood. 359 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,935 I thought I'd drop by and say hi. 360 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:24,911 Oh, you know, we just sat down to lunch, so... 361 00:16:25,457 --> 00:16:26,436 Sorry. 362 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:27,704 Hey, guys. 363 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,291 Look what I've got. 364 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,104 A wii! 365 00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,390 Awesome! 366 00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:37,673 Wow, that's actually very thoughtful. Thank you. 367 00:16:37,757 --> 00:16:40,010 It turned up in a sweep. I mean, they're welcome to use it, 368 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,674 but technically it belongs to the D.A.'s office. 369 00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:44,622 Come on! Let's play boxing! 370 00:16:44,745 --> 00:16:46,000 You're not busy? 371 00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:49,656 No, no. Go right ahead. 372 00:16:52,326 --> 00:16:55,267 Oh, oh, drake, you're too slow, my friend! 373 00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:57,599 You better change your name to Lassiter because I own you! 374 00:16:58,737 --> 00:17:00,756 Oh, he's down on the ground! 375 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,393 - What a lame-o. - Come on. 376 00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:08,029 Who's next? Who's next? Come on! 377 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,100 Let's go! Somebody come get some! Who's next? 378 00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:11,700 Get some! Come on! 379 00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:18,422 You guys sure you don't wanna take a sandwich or anything for the road? 380 00:17:18,478 --> 00:17:19,900 You hardly ate any of your food. 381 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:22,708 Ooh, I remember once when we were little you made us 382 00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:24,277 - these chicken cordon bleus. - Shawn. 383 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,000 - But the ham was so thin... - Shawn! 384 00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:28,496 We don't have an appetite. 385 00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:30,200 All we can think about is clearing dad's name 386 00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:31,700 and getting him out of jail. 387 00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:35,039 I'll give you a call as soon as we have any leads. 388 00:17:38,502 --> 00:17:39,225 Dad. 389 00:17:40,202 --> 00:17:42,727 No, it is not an engraved set of rubber bullets. 390 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,502 Why would I possibly give you another excuse to shoot a gun? 391 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:46,900 Well, you better keep thinking. 392 00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:51,032 Shawn, I don't have to tell you how important this case is. 393 00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:53,408 So whatever you need, just let me know. 394 00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:58,300 Hold up, hold up, hold up. What? What is it? 395 00:17:58,485 --> 00:17:59,978 Give me a second. 396 00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:02,540 Is it a clue that clears my dad? 397 00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:04,606 Can you shush for one second? 398 00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,400 I know you think this is easy for me, 399 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:09,875 but I do go through a mental process. Like a equals b. 400 00:18:09,928 --> 00:18:10,839 B equals c. 401 00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:12,842 Which means a equals... Would you stop it? 402 00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:15,687 That's too close! Now I gotta start all over. 403 00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:20,806 Damn it, Shawn, what's taking so long? 404 00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:22,500 Okay! All right! 405 00:18:22,576 --> 00:18:25,215 We need to figure out if there was a homeowner's association. 406 00:18:30,164 --> 00:18:31,357 Ah, Mr. Mitchell. 407 00:18:31,394 --> 00:18:33,000 - Yes. - My name is Shawn Spencer. 408 00:18:33,093 --> 00:18:35,807 I'm not interested in any fake vacation packages. 409 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,826 I'm not giving you my social security number 410 00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:40,286 so I can claim the grand prize, and I'm not paying 411 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:43,263 for any damn subscriptions for magazines that I know I'll never see. 412 00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:50,308 I'm the head psychic for the Santa Barbara police department. 413 00:18:53,851 --> 00:18:55,335 Well, come on in then. 414 00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:03,161 We're investigating the death of Mr. Fuller. 415 00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:06,523 And I am sensing some unresolved conflict between the two of you. 416 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,913 Something... something to do with rules and violations. 417 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:11,037 Yes, it's true. 418 00:19:11,131 --> 00:19:13,168 Fuller became a constant thorn in my side 419 00:19:13,224 --> 00:19:15,487 ever since I started the homeowner's association. 420 00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,633 He refused to follow the ordinances. 421 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:21,708 When I'd give him citations, he'd tear them up and throw them in the trash. 422 00:19:21,955 --> 00:19:23,729 So I'd give him another citation. 423 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:26,152 It was a constant, vicious cycle. 424 00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:27,600 It's him. 425 00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:29,219 He did it. Bust him, Shawn. 426 00:19:29,262 --> 00:19:30,520 See it, see it. 427 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,664 See it. Stop it. 428 00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:36,523 Sounds like you wanted him out of the way. 429 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,204 No, no, not at all. 430 00:19:38,269 --> 00:19:40,946 He was a pain, but he was our best supporter. 431 00:19:41,278 --> 00:19:42,114 Our? 432 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,785 The Mitchell family. 433 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,766 We founded this neighborhood 100 years ago. 434 00:19:46,823 --> 00:19:51,424 Now we're lobbying the city to have them declare it a historical district. 435 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:55,169 Fuller refused to sell his house after all these years. 436 00:19:55,245 --> 00:19:56,803 We were the only friends he had. 437 00:19:57,681 --> 00:19:58,526 Hello. 438 00:19:58,585 --> 00:20:01,956 Oh, hi, honey. This is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 439 00:20:02,154 --> 00:20:07,056 I remember the two of you from when you were no more than yea high. 440 00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:13,208 You had the cutest little lawn-mowing business. 441 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,547 Oh, wow, that's right. We did. 442 00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:20,392 In fact I think we paid you $5.00 for a job that never got done. 443 00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:23,383 Oh! This guy. 444 00:20:23,449 --> 00:20:26,557 You know, the yard tools are out back. I'll go get them. 445 00:20:28,676 --> 00:20:30,563 She's, uh... She's not serious, is she? 446 00:20:30,652 --> 00:20:31,760 She is. 447 00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:40,220 Oh, and make sure to water the gardenias. 448 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,793 I've had them longer than you've been alive. 449 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,937 This is ridiculous. 450 00:20:54,022 --> 00:20:56,435 She should've just accepted the $5.00 refund offer. 451 00:20:56,502 --> 00:20:58,774 We need to be solving my dad's case. 452 00:21:01,966 --> 00:21:02,952 Dude. 453 00:21:06,762 --> 00:21:09,200 There's somebody in old man Fuller's house. 454 00:21:12,377 --> 00:21:14,632 I can't believe we're gonna bail on the mitchells' yard again. 455 00:21:14,699 --> 00:21:15,929 Come on! 456 00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:25,980 Who are you, and what are you doing here? 457 00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:27,989 I should ask you the same thing. 458 00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:32,872 My name's Shawn. 459 00:21:32,929 --> 00:21:35,765 This is my partner, skooney "u-turn" singleton. 460 00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:38,071 We're from dirty boy landscaping. 461 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,204 I got a call from your office, said you needed some estimates 462 00:21:40,242 --> 00:21:41,998 on some renovations. 463 00:21:42,608 --> 00:21:43,969 You guys are fast. 464 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,146 I just left word at the office saying I needed a landscape architect. 465 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,409 You know, I cold-called this geezer for years 466 00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:52,412 pushing him to sell, and he always refused. 467 00:21:52,497 --> 00:21:54,221 Finally it's available. 468 00:21:54,286 --> 00:21:55,338 Really? 469 00:21:55,404 --> 00:21:57,114 What's so special about this place? 470 00:21:57,161 --> 00:21:59,114 It's the only lot in the neighborhood 471 00:21:59,728 --> 00:22:02,063 with 360-degree unobstructed views. 472 00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:04,285 It'll sell for a fortune. 473 00:22:07,144 --> 00:22:09,517 Don't worry, this yard will be immaculate when we're done. 474 00:22:09,575 --> 00:22:11,099 - Bye-bye. - Be in touch. 475 00:22:11,252 --> 00:22:12,711 You hear her, Shawn? 476 00:22:12,726 --> 00:22:14,260 She's been cold-calling for years. 477 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:16,182 And she stands to make a fortune on this place. 478 00:22:16,197 --> 00:22:17,386 That's motive. Right? 479 00:22:17,401 --> 00:22:18,537 Yeah, yeah. 480 00:22:18,852 --> 00:22:20,925 It's gotta be her. What more do we need? 481 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,540 Let's get the cops on it right away. 482 00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:25,413 I, I guess it wouldn't, uh, hurt 483 00:22:25,432 --> 00:22:27,657 to have them do a cursory background check. 484 00:22:27,688 --> 00:22:30,864 Maybe, maybe look. Look at the phone records. 485 00:22:30,879 --> 00:22:31,952 - Right. - Okay. 486 00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,204 I'll do everything in my power to make this process 487 00:22:40,242 --> 00:22:41,794 as painless as possible. 488 00:22:41,982 --> 00:22:43,622 Jules. Jules, over here! 489 00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:48,263 It's about time. 490 00:22:48,496 --> 00:22:49,944 Did you check the phone records? 491 00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:51,344 Yep, your tip paid off. 492 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:52,716 That's great. Thank goodness. 493 00:22:52,731 --> 00:22:54,766 There were all these vibes, but I wasn't sure. 494 00:22:54,781 --> 00:22:56,099 So it was rosa. 495 00:22:56,114 --> 00:22:57,823 - Who? - The real estate agent. 496 00:22:58,874 --> 00:23:00,359 No, no. 497 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,269 She has a solid alibi. 498 00:23:02,746 --> 00:23:05,833 But we discovered quite a few calls from someone else, 499 00:23:05,848 --> 00:23:08,730 who also made numerous cash transfers into Fuller's account. 500 00:23:08,779 --> 00:23:10,639 Possibly paying off a blackmail. 501 00:23:10,654 --> 00:23:12,763 Wait a second, if you're not about to arrest rosa, 502 00:23:12,802 --> 00:23:14,249 what are you doing standing here? 503 00:23:14,901 --> 00:23:15,982 Distracting you. 504 00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:17,265 Distracting. 505 00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:20,294 Sorry, Gus. 506 00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,314 Shawn! 507 00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:23,801 Shawn! 508 00:23:24,253 --> 00:23:27,100 - No, no, no, Mr. Guster! - Mr. Guster. 509 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:29,483 Burton, Burton, please. Don't make a scene, darling. 510 00:23:29,498 --> 00:23:31,750 The neighbors, neighbors are watching us. 511 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:33,264 What is this? 512 00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:35,365 Get in the car, ma'am. Please. 513 00:23:37,719 --> 00:23:39,089 - Watch your head. - Don't! 514 00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:40,986 Don't you touch my hair! 515 00:23:51,035 --> 00:23:52,675 We got here as fast as we could. 516 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:54,194 This is our worst nightmare. 517 00:23:54,459 --> 00:23:57,138 It seems like everything is conspiring against us. 518 00:23:57,473 --> 00:23:58,727 So we lawyered up. 519 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:00,550 That's how they say it in the bucket, son, 520 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,277 Where I did an eight-hour bid. 521 00:24:02,503 --> 00:24:04,239 I don't know those words. 522 00:24:05,687 --> 00:24:08,755 I'm not gonna do well in prison. 523 00:24:09,327 --> 00:24:11,391 Don't worry, sweetheart. 524 00:24:11,473 --> 00:24:12,915 You'll be fine. 525 00:24:13,301 --> 00:24:14,825 She not gonna make it. 526 00:24:15,285 --> 00:24:17,609 I told you, nobody's going to prison. 527 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,960 Mrs. G, 528 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,216 why didn't you tell anybody 529 00:24:21,231 --> 00:24:24,000 that old man Fuller was blackmailing you for all these years? 530 00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:26,635 I wanted to, believe me, I did, but I couldn't. 531 00:24:26,997 --> 00:24:30,180 You see, this all started when bill's sailboat caught fire. 532 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,712 I tried to muster up the courage to tell everybody that it was my fault. 533 00:24:33,886 --> 00:24:37,188 But before I could, the insurance company had paid everything off already. 534 00:24:37,688 --> 00:24:40,449 Well, somehow, Fuller knew the truth of what had happened. 535 00:24:40,642 --> 00:24:42,985 He threatened to turn me in for insurance fraud 536 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,725 if I didn't pay him every month. 537 00:24:44,982 --> 00:24:47,136 Well, he was so old, I figured paying him off 538 00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:50,102 for the rest of his life was the cheapest route. 539 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,824 To the police it looks like motive. 540 00:24:52,036 --> 00:24:53,039 I know. 541 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:55,652 But don't worry, son. 542 00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:57,114 We have called nana. 543 00:24:57,221 --> 00:24:59,553 She's to look after you in case anything should happen 544 00:24:59,568 --> 00:25:00,822 to the two of us. 545 00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:01,876 Mom, 546 00:25:02,236 --> 00:25:05,211 I don't need my grandmother, who lives in a nursing home to look after me. 547 00:25:05,691 --> 00:25:06,694 We hear you, son. 548 00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,479 We hear you. Anyway, it's just 549 00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:10,529 until we can raise the money to post your mother's 550 00:25:10,544 --> 00:25:12,038 bail and pay our legal bills. 551 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:14,033 Whatever the cost is, I'll cover it. 552 00:25:14,098 --> 00:25:16,554 - Don't worry about it. - We appreciate the gesture, Burton. 553 00:25:16,908 --> 00:25:19,648 But, son, we're talking real money. 554 00:25:20,078 --> 00:25:22,280 You have a savings account in a Penny Jar. 555 00:25:22,546 --> 00:25:25,605 I have a 401, a diversified asset-allocated 556 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:28,543 portfolio full of securities and equity to tap into. 557 00:25:28,905 --> 00:25:31,792 He's always been so good with the big words. 558 00:25:32,756 --> 00:25:34,912 How much do you think we can get for the cutlass? 559 00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:37,336 Stop it! I can't take anymore! 560 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,963 All of my life it's been Gus can't handle this! 561 00:25:39,978 --> 00:25:41,329 Protect Gus from that! 562 00:25:41,656 --> 00:25:42,718 Well, guess what? 563 00:25:42,771 --> 00:25:45,220 I'm the most responsible, well-prepared, 564 00:25:45,258 --> 00:25:47,745 non-criminal-record-having adult in this room. 565 00:25:47,987 --> 00:25:50,372 And it's high time you two stopped babying me. 566 00:25:50,387 --> 00:25:51,999 I'm 29-years-old. 567 00:25:52,014 --> 00:25:55,282 And by the way, I know you've only been married for 28 years. 568 00:25:55,297 --> 00:25:57,449 I did the math a long time ago. 569 00:25:57,464 --> 00:25:59,094 So stop protecting me from that. 570 00:25:59,524 --> 00:26:00,736 Starting now, 571 00:26:01,138 --> 00:26:02,470 I'm gonna take care of you. 572 00:26:02,807 --> 00:26:04,389 I'm gonna give you money. 573 00:26:04,924 --> 00:26:06,461 And we're gonna solve this case. 574 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,474 Shawn may not have always been the best influence on me, 575 00:26:09,713 --> 00:26:12,684 but he's always believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself. 576 00:26:12,942 --> 00:26:13,961 And right now, 577 00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:15,443 I believe in him. 578 00:26:18,521 --> 00:26:19,621 We hear ya, son. 579 00:26:27,973 --> 00:26:29,327 All right, dude. 580 00:26:29,342 --> 00:26:31,163 You had your moment, man. You nailed it. 581 00:26:31,638 --> 00:26:33,201 Now go ahead and make a timely exit. 582 00:26:33,787 --> 00:26:34,789 Come on, man. 583 00:26:35,174 --> 00:26:36,756 Before you gotta make another speech. 584 00:26:38,443 --> 00:26:40,026 Your mom being arrested might be 585 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,824 Christmas miracle we need for the case. 586 00:26:41,839 --> 00:26:42,856 How so? 587 00:26:44,329 --> 00:26:45,969 I suspect she wasn't the only one 588 00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:48,438 in the neighborhood that old man Fuller was blackmailing. 589 00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:50,172 We gotta get back in his house. 590 00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:17,794 Let's hurry up. 591 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,717 This place gives me the creeps. 592 00:27:34,231 --> 00:27:35,234 Bingo! 593 00:27:35,423 --> 00:27:38,286 This must be how old man Fuller saw your mom burn your dad's boat. 594 00:27:45,175 --> 00:27:46,680 Dude, there's something in there. 595 00:27:46,842 --> 00:27:48,058 What do you think it is? 596 00:27:58,445 --> 00:27:59,661 Will you stop it, Shawn? 597 00:27:59,687 --> 00:28:01,501 You know how that story gives me the creeps. 598 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:07,823 Norman! Norman! 599 00:28:07,871 --> 00:28:09,087 Norman! 600 00:28:09,102 --> 00:28:10,902 Okay, stop it, that's enough! That's enough! 601 00:28:11,212 --> 00:28:12,669 - Game over. - Fine. 602 00:28:17,616 --> 00:28:18,637 Don't play, Shawn. 603 00:28:41,829 --> 00:28:43,062 Just as I thought. 604 00:28:43,826 --> 00:28:46,823 He was snooping on the entire neighborhood from up here. 605 00:28:47,215 --> 00:28:48,874 These are his blackmail pictures. 606 00:28:53,463 --> 00:28:54,805 Suburban pot farm. 607 00:28:57,178 --> 00:28:58,604 Bootleg dvd ring. 608 00:29:00,059 --> 00:29:02,572 None of these are really cause for murder. 609 00:29:08,230 --> 00:29:10,430 Covering an illicit affair. 610 00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:12,841 Now that's what I call motive. 611 00:29:20,076 --> 00:29:21,080 What? 612 00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:33,372 You see anything? 613 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:40,531 Hurry up. 614 00:29:48,436 --> 00:29:50,500 I know where our culprit lives. 615 00:29:58,173 --> 00:30:01,602 Hey. Got some questions for you about some illicit pictures. 616 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:12,583 But we already know where you live! 617 00:30:43,632 --> 00:30:46,759 We call that "sammy floyd's tree house ambush." 618 00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:50,432 Okay, okay. 619 00:30:50,466 --> 00:30:51,527 Okay. You got me. 620 00:30:51,552 --> 00:30:53,134 I'll give you your pictures back. 621 00:30:54,189 --> 00:30:56,502 We have pictures of you, Dude. 622 00:30:56,612 --> 00:30:58,835 The ones old man Fuller was blackmailing you for. 623 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:01,626 - What pictures are you talking about? - I work at a one-hour photo. 624 00:31:01,807 --> 00:31:03,905 I thought you were asking about the pictures of hot, 625 00:31:03,982 --> 00:31:05,401 naked chicks I sometimes keep. 626 00:31:05,416 --> 00:31:06,568 Wait a minute. 627 00:31:08,641 --> 00:31:09,857 This isn't you? 628 00:31:10,549 --> 00:31:11,552 No. 629 00:31:12,236 --> 00:31:13,644 But it kinda looks like my dad. 630 00:31:13,734 --> 00:31:16,140 From about 30 years ago when we first moved here. 631 00:31:16,596 --> 00:31:18,834 Man, it was an old picture mixed in with the new ones. 632 00:31:18,887 --> 00:31:21,279 We couldn't tell the difference because they're all black and white. 633 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,749 So we're looking for his dad? 634 00:31:22,788 --> 00:31:24,500 - Yes. - He passed away a few years ago. 635 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,537 No. 636 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:27,247 Who's this woman in the photo? 637 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,801 It's not my mom. That's for sure. 638 00:31:28,859 --> 00:31:31,059 - She died before we moved here. - Who the hell is she? 639 00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:33,820 You know, don't really feel comfortable talking about my family secrets, all right? 640 00:31:33,835 --> 00:31:36,665 What's the name of that one-hour photo where you hide your filthy debauchery? 641 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,428 I remember my dad had a female friend who would visit only at night. 642 00:31:39,777 --> 00:31:41,474 - What was her name? - I don't remember. 643 00:31:41,489 --> 00:31:43,045 - Do you know she lives? - No. 644 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:45,283 Can you tell us anything? I just swung from a tree. 645 00:31:45,433 --> 00:31:49,079 When she left the house would smell like, white linenperfume. 646 00:31:49,119 --> 00:31:50,976 I remember it because it was the same perfume 647 00:31:50,991 --> 00:31:52,714 my mom used to wear when she was alive. 648 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,257 - So our culprit is a woman? - Apparently. 649 00:31:55,328 --> 00:31:57,131 Who looked like that 30 years ago. 650 00:31:57,631 --> 00:31:58,635 She's hot. 651 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:00,338 What? 652 00:32:00,727 --> 00:32:01,883 You have problems. 653 00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:11,081 You know, I was thinking. 654 00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:14,139 If, you guys have an extra seat at that table 655 00:32:14,154 --> 00:32:17,009 for christmas dinner, I might be available. 656 00:32:17,942 --> 00:32:20,547 Carlton, I haven't been completely honest with you. 657 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:22,733 - You see, family. - Say no more. 658 00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:25,516 Don't worry. 659 00:32:26,101 --> 00:32:27,724 I won't come around anymore. 660 00:32:28,008 --> 00:32:29,649 I am so sorry, Carlton. 661 00:32:29,664 --> 00:32:32,700 Don't be. I mean it's. It's totally natural for you to be jealous 662 00:32:32,715 --> 00:32:34,401 if your nephews like me more than you. 663 00:32:35,025 --> 00:32:36,701 - Come again? - I get it. 664 00:32:36,716 --> 00:32:39,921 You're used to being the cool aunt that everyone wants to hang out with. 665 00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:42,192 But when I'm around, you just can't compete with that. 666 00:32:42,207 --> 00:32:45,172 Sometimes I just. I forget to dial down 667 00:32:45,187 --> 00:32:46,917 my coolness when I'm around kids. 668 00:32:48,015 --> 00:32:49,578 They're just so impressionable. 669 00:32:51,702 --> 00:32:52,705 You 670 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:54,847 are so right. 671 00:32:56,115 --> 00:32:57,648 I can't compete with that. 672 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,430 Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. 673 00:33:00,483 --> 00:33:02,731 All right, I'm sure your nephews still think you're 674 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,439 really fly. 675 00:33:06,965 --> 00:33:08,414 Merry christmas, Carlton. 676 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,078 Great news. 677 00:33:15,109 --> 00:33:16,729 We're following a new lead on the case. 678 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:19,272 That's great because I just got my notice to appear in court 679 00:33:19,287 --> 00:33:21,075 just in time for christmas. 680 00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:22,251 Look at this. 681 00:33:22,449 --> 00:33:24,715 An announcement for old man Fuller's estate sale. 682 00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:26,419 Making people buy back stuff that was 683 00:33:26,434 --> 00:33:28,441 probably already theirs in the first place. 684 00:33:29,772 --> 00:33:31,489 I don't know what they put in this stuff, 685 00:33:31,690 --> 00:33:35,197 But the jerk chicken from Kingstons has always been the best. 686 00:33:35,507 --> 00:33:36,549 Let me see. 687 00:33:39,049 --> 00:33:42,445 Well, they got the right ratio of black pepper, scotch bonnet, 688 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,285 and thyme. 689 00:33:44,343 --> 00:33:45,343 Hey, son. 690 00:33:48,203 --> 00:33:49,733 Whoo. I ain't mad at that. 691 00:33:49,912 --> 00:33:52,277 But they should have used a quarter less pimento. 692 00:33:53,144 --> 00:33:54,147 Mom. 693 00:33:55,979 --> 00:33:57,754 Minced nutmeg instead of ground. 694 00:33:58,601 --> 00:33:59,604 My god. 695 00:33:59,823 --> 00:34:02,235 Gus, you came by the super smeller honest. 696 00:34:07,301 --> 00:34:10,002 She also smelled like, white linenperfume. 697 00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:12,051 Dude! 698 00:34:12,122 --> 00:34:14,183 Can the super smeller pick out a scent from memory? 699 00:34:14,248 --> 00:34:15,800 Well, the olfactory and memory areas 700 00:34:15,815 --> 00:34:18,513 of the cerebral cortex share the same neural pathways. 701 00:34:18,627 --> 00:34:20,335 - What is that? Is that a yes? - Yes. 702 00:34:20,390 --> 00:34:22,595 Sweet! I think I know how to solve the case! 703 00:34:22,610 --> 00:34:23,650 Come on! 704 00:34:24,232 --> 00:34:25,408 We'll be back. 705 00:34:29,279 --> 00:34:32,256 Jules, I'm getting a major psychic disturbance 706 00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:35,352 down at old man Fuller's estate sale. You might wanna get down here. 707 00:34:35,918 --> 00:34:37,249 Okay. Hurry. 708 00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:39,419 Check it out. 709 00:34:39,809 --> 00:34:42,587 If our culprit's here, she's gonna wanna get a hold of those photos. 710 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:44,384 - Right. - If she's like most old ladies, 711 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:46,274 she probably thinks you were on the Jeffersons, 712 00:34:46,289 --> 00:34:48,770 and she wears the same perfume from her youth. 713 00:34:48,823 --> 00:34:51,174 All you gotta do is identify who's wearingwhite linen. 714 00:34:51,409 --> 00:34:53,087 - I'll take care of the rest. - Got it. 715 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:57,789 - You ready? - Yep. 716 00:34:58,919 --> 00:35:01,033 Ladies and Gentlemen, the next item up for bidding 717 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,041 - Is this one-of-a-kind. - Excuse me. 718 00:35:03,056 --> 00:35:05,925 Antiqued confederate civil war battle flag. 719 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,733 Who will open the bidding at $100? 720 00:35:09,011 --> 00:35:10,264 May I have $100? 721 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:14,015 Thank you. I have $100 to open the bidding. 722 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:17,121 How about $200? Can I hear $200? $200. Thank you. 723 00:35:17,136 --> 00:35:20,123 $200. Xan I hear $300? $300? 724 00:35:20,138 --> 00:35:21,868 Anyone. Thank you, sir, $300. 725 00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:23,972 Do I hear $400? Who will say $400? 726 00:35:23,987 --> 00:35:26,405 Do I hear $400? Who will go $400? Thank you. 727 00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:29,060 I have $400. Do I have $500? 728 00:35:29,426 --> 00:35:30,439 $500? 729 00:35:31,015 --> 00:35:33,116 $500, who will. Thank you. 730 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,890 I have $500. 731 00:35:34,905 --> 00:35:36,164 Come on. Any luck? 732 00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:38,377 No old lady in here is wearingwhite linen. 733 00:35:38,392 --> 00:35:40,532 - Sweet. That's our only lead. - Sold! 734 00:35:40,547 --> 00:35:44,141 To the man in the blue argyle sweater for $500. 735 00:35:44,257 --> 00:35:46,606 This antique confederate battle flag. 736 00:35:48,308 --> 00:35:49,755 Thank you for bidding, sir. 737 00:35:49,801 --> 00:35:51,150 Enjoy your flag. 738 00:35:51,611 --> 00:35:52,807 Here you go. 739 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,814 You can totally get a gun rack for your truck now. 740 00:35:55,829 --> 00:35:58,286 Next item up for bidding is this box of heirlooms. 741 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,189 Antique photographs. 742 00:36:00,204 --> 00:36:01,698 Dude, I don't know what to do. 743 00:36:01,713 --> 00:36:03,400 $100 to open. You better do something. 744 00:36:03,439 --> 00:36:05,249 - I supposed to smell everyone? - Thank you. 745 00:36:05,301 --> 00:36:06,551 I have $100. 746 00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:07,875 Who will go $200? 747 00:36:08,855 --> 00:36:10,958 Make sure to water the gardenias. 748 00:36:10,976 --> 00:36:13,504 I've had them longer than you've been alive. 749 00:36:15,881 --> 00:36:17,830 Identify the base component of that fragrance. 750 00:36:20,851 --> 00:36:21,897 Gardenia. 751 00:36:21,912 --> 00:36:23,339 Are you absolutely certain? 752 00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:24,715 Tahitian gardenia. 753 00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:26,858 - Thank you. Now give me a push. - What? 754 00:36:26,873 --> 00:36:29,601 - Give me a little push. - Not pushing you just give me a little. 755 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,415 Get that ball off my grass, Guster! 756 00:36:37,951 --> 00:36:39,647 Get out of my yard! 757 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:42,650 If you kids don't keep it quiet out there, 758 00:36:42,665 --> 00:36:45,713 I'm gonna call the cops! 759 00:36:46,776 --> 00:36:49,567 He's channeling old man Fuller's grumpy drunken spirit. 760 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:50,797 What's that? 761 00:36:50,813 --> 00:36:52,990 What's that, you miserable old geezer? 762 00:36:53,551 --> 00:36:55,288 The cops have the wrong suspects. 763 00:36:55,544 --> 00:36:57,840 Well, then who's the killer? 764 00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:01,021 Gladys Mitchell? 765 00:37:05,069 --> 00:37:06,413 30 years ago you. 766 00:37:06,712 --> 00:37:08,542 You used to deliver flowers 767 00:37:08,588 --> 00:37:11,091 To the nice little widower who moved in down the street. 768 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:12,323 One thing led to another. 769 00:37:12,338 --> 00:37:14,641 The next thing you knew, you were locked 770 00:37:14,765 --> 00:37:16,639 in a torrid, illicit affair. 771 00:37:17,203 --> 00:37:19,719 Dirty, sweaty, an affair that if it got 772 00:37:19,734 --> 00:37:21,650 to the public would not only ruin your marriage, 773 00:37:21,665 --> 00:37:24,491 But soil the good name of the neighborhood's founding family. 774 00:37:24,506 --> 00:37:27,022 Old man Fuller knew your secret! 775 00:37:27,086 --> 00:37:29,633 He could see everything from his snooping perch. 776 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,885 In exchange for his silence, you had to cater 777 00:37:34,015 --> 00:37:36,435 to all of his needs for the better part of 30 years. 778 00:37:36,450 --> 00:37:39,780 But oh, that bastard just wouldn't die, would he? 779 00:37:39,795 --> 00:37:42,524 No, it was as if his meanness was keeping him alive. 780 00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:45,395 And then your worst nightmare became a reality. 781 00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:47,408 He started going senile. 782 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,449 You couldn't risk him telling somebody about the affair, 783 00:37:51,524 --> 00:37:53,519 So you took matters into your own hands, 784 00:37:53,534 --> 00:37:55,815 And you killed the son of a bitch! 785 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,413 That's absurd. 786 00:37:57,723 --> 00:38:00,945 I couldn't possibly hang a grown man from up there. 787 00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:04,487 I can see it. 788 00:38:05,972 --> 00:38:07,515 You tried to poison him! 789 00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:11,124 But he spit it out. 790 00:38:12,862 --> 00:38:14,936 Then you panicked. You grabbed a hammer. 791 00:38:16,817 --> 00:38:18,334 You tried to bash in his skull! 792 00:38:18,349 --> 00:38:19,879 But no, he just wouldn't die! 793 00:38:19,894 --> 00:38:22,052 His little feet twitching this way and that! 794 00:38:22,072 --> 00:38:23,833 And then a really desperate move. 795 00:38:23,872 --> 00:38:25,628 You grabbed the disoriented Fuller! 796 00:38:25,731 --> 00:38:27,727 You pushed him over to the base of the stairs. 797 00:38:27,742 --> 00:38:29,793 You found yourself a nice piece of rope. 798 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,622 You tied one end around his Neck! 799 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:33,680 You draped the otherend over the bannister 800 00:38:33,757 --> 00:38:35,360 and you tied it to the Chair lift. 801 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:39,257 And then you used that Chair lift 802 00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:43,617 to pull old man Fuller 803 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:46,779 all the way up and over the bannister 804 00:38:46,794 --> 00:38:50,086 at this ridiculous, agonizing pace. 805 00:38:50,499 --> 00:38:51,765 And that 806 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,412 is how you killed that 807 00:38:55,206 --> 00:38:57,248 ancient, pruney relic. 808 00:39:00,256 --> 00:39:01,896 I'm so sorry, Honey. 809 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,948 I just couldn't let him ruin everything 810 00:39:04,963 --> 00:39:07,020 that we worked so hard to build. 811 00:39:07,657 --> 00:39:10,448 Guster, you can tell your parents we're gonna drop the charges. 812 00:39:11,867 --> 00:39:13,078 Good work, Shawn. 813 00:39:17,071 --> 00:39:18,523 You've already had your moment. 814 00:39:24,955 --> 00:39:26,730 All right, let's light this puppy up. 815 00:39:31,589 --> 00:39:33,866 Well, Shawn, it looks like another draw this year? 816 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,036 Yes. 817 00:39:35,051 --> 00:39:36,255 It appears so. 818 00:39:40,933 --> 00:39:44,077 Look at that. Little Psych golf balls. 819 00:39:44,157 --> 00:39:46,367 I also signed you up for lessons with the golf pro 820 00:39:46,382 --> 00:39:48,384 down at the Santa Barbara municipal course. 821 00:39:48,399 --> 00:39:49,845 That's sweet, dad. Thank you. 822 00:39:49,903 --> 00:39:51,061 All right, your turn. 823 00:39:51,121 --> 00:39:52,124 All right. 824 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,211 I have no idea what this is. 825 00:39:58,661 --> 00:39:59,857 What do we got here? 826 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:01,849 "Dear dad, you got me 827 00:40:01,884 --> 00:40:03,664 monogrammed psych golf balls 828 00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:06,716 and golf lessons with the pro down at the municipal course." 829 00:40:06,731 --> 00:40:08,039 Turn it, turn it, turn it. 830 00:40:08,863 --> 00:40:10,319 I believe his name is Pierre. 831 00:40:11,144 --> 00:40:12,720 I got you, old man! 832 00:40:12,831 --> 00:40:14,362 That's it, Shawn, you know, this is the last year 833 00:40:14,377 --> 00:40:16,083 we're gonna play this stupid little game. 834 00:40:16,098 --> 00:40:17,464 Somebody doesn't like to lose. 835 00:40:17,479 --> 00:40:20,057 Because you're an old grinch during christmastime. 836 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,668 - The name is Ebenezer Grinch man. - Stop. Stop! 837 00:40:22,683 --> 00:40:24,388 Grinch of the Cruise Scrooge grinchies. 838 00:40:24,403 --> 00:40:25,413 Shawn. 839 00:40:25,683 --> 00:40:27,197 Here you go. Here's your real gift. 840 00:40:27,744 --> 00:40:28,747 What? 841 00:40:28,824 --> 00:40:31,715 - Wait, what's it gonna do? - Just give her a rip. 842 00:40:32,044 --> 00:40:33,578 So what's there? What's in there? 843 00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:36,173 Look at that. 844 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,072 That's me fishing. 845 00:40:38,785 --> 00:40:40,656 In the snow. It's snowing. 846 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,557 That's really nice, Shawn. That's great. Thank you. 847 00:40:43,685 --> 00:40:45,467 Thank you. All right. 848 00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:46,793 Thank you. 849 00:40:46,808 --> 00:40:49,224 Thank you for a lovely dinner. I think we should be going now. 850 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,296 Yes. Thank you. 851 00:40:50,311 --> 00:40:51,877 It was my pleasure. Merry christmas. 852 00:40:51,897 --> 00:40:52,950 Merry christmas. 853 00:40:52,965 --> 00:40:54,705 I got a perfect place for this. 854 00:40:54,724 --> 00:40:56,083 You all should get some rest. 855 00:40:56,098 --> 00:40:57,354 You've been through a lot. 856 00:40:57,369 --> 00:41:00,047 Finally things can get back to the way they were. 857 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:01,416 Well, almost. 858 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,663 I've been thinking, maybe we could use some advice 859 00:41:04,678 --> 00:41:06,677 about that diversification stuff. 860 00:41:06,696 --> 00:41:08,673 Seem like you're doing pretty good for yourself. 861 00:41:08,688 --> 00:41:11,298 And making some good business decisions. 862 00:41:13,155 --> 00:41:14,158 Sure! 863 00:41:14,225 --> 00:41:16,096 No problem. Let me go get the car. 864 00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:17,252 Mr. Spencer. 865 00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:18,918 Shawn. 866 00:41:21,738 --> 00:41:24,516 Now, you look after Burton for us. 867 00:41:28,582 --> 00:41:29,944 Are you sure this is enough? 868 00:41:29,959 --> 00:41:31,935 I mean, this is Gus we're talking about, right? 869 00:41:34,924 --> 00:41:36,610 Don't worry, Mr. G, I got it covered. 870 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:39,201 Merry christmas, Shawn. Merry christmas to you all. 871 00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:40,468 Bye, Guys! 872 00:41:42,864 --> 00:41:45,009 All right, all right, all right. How did you do it? 873 00:41:45,132 --> 00:41:48,559 Come on. Don't. Don't. 874 00:41:48,817 --> 00:41:49,820 Don't... 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net