1 00:00:14,486 --> 00:00:16,304 Hon, I'm gonna grab a drink. 2 00:00:16,424 --> 00:00:19,659 - Wanna get me one too, sweetie? - Okay. 3 00:00:44,161 --> 00:00:45,215 Shawn. 4 00:00:46,242 --> 00:00:47,587 What are you doing? 5 00:00:48,138 --> 00:00:50,364 You were supposed to be asleep two hours ago. 6 00:00:50,433 --> 00:00:51,811 I was watching. 7 00:00:51,931 --> 00:00:53,840 And then I know I shouldn't, but then... 8 00:00:53,989 --> 00:00:55,814 I didn't want to go back upstairs. 9 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,033 I was scared. 10 00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:00,443 All right. 11 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:06,455 Now listen, now you know that none of this 12 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:10,641 People do not become bloodthirsty monsters after they get shot. 13 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,157 In fact, I've had a lot of experience in the field 14 00:01:13,215 --> 00:01:16,279 with puncture wounds, and there's no way a giant dart to the lungs creates 15 00:01:16,399 --> 00:01:18,812 a 6-inch hole visible from the other side. 16 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:20,812 - Really? - No way! 17 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:24,564 I mean, maybe the blood-engorged cavity will become purple and expand 18 00:01:24,723 --> 00:01:27,790 and perhaps even explode... I've seen that. 19 00:01:32,513 --> 00:01:36,570 Look, dead bodies do not walk, son. 20 00:01:37,688 --> 00:01:41,373 Sometimes they suddenly blink or jolt for a second, but... 21 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,609 Mostly they just wither and smell... 22 00:01:45,993 --> 00:01:47,696 And drizzle and ooze. 23 00:01:53,982 --> 00:01:55,484 All right, now go to bed. 24 00:01:55,604 --> 00:01:57,049 Sleep tight. 25 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:05,554 A Museum? 26 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:08,292 4:00 in the morning for a Museum and not even the one downtown? 27 00:02:08,412 --> 00:02:10,474 - Hey, the paper come out yet? - I don't know. They running another 28 00:02:10,534 --> 00:02:14,110 - story on the Wyles death? - I don't know. Perhaps. 29 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:15,979 Gosh, I hadn't even thought about that. 30 00:02:16,099 --> 00:02:19,379 Carlton, you're name's been in every article they've printed since you've reopened the case. 31 00:02:19,499 --> 00:02:22,228 Has it? I try not to read the papers too much... Very skewed. 32 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,450 No, I was just gonna look at the classified ads. I mean, you know I've been looking 33 00:02:24,483 --> 00:02:26,847 - for a new bob's big boy, right? - I got it, Detective. 34 00:02:26,967 --> 00:02:29,673 Press operator from the mirror gave me an advanced copy. 35 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:31,655 But there's nothing about you or Wyles in there. 36 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:34,786 What? Impossible... I leaked that stuff about the will getting changed yesterday. 37 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:38,025 Hey, did you say you were looking for a big boy, like a full-size? 38 00:02:38,961 --> 00:02:39,963 Go away. 39 00:02:40,335 --> 00:02:42,148 Thing's a rag anyway. 40 00:02:43,173 --> 00:02:45,427 - Security tape, Ms. Bridgewell. - Hi, I'm Detective O'Hara. 41 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,041 - Sophie. - Wait, you're the curator? 42 00:02:47,061 --> 00:02:49,270 - Assistant curator. - I'd like to speak to someone in charge. 43 00:02:49,328 --> 00:02:51,483 - I am in charge. - She sounds in charge. 44 00:02:52,359 --> 00:02:55,522 - The Mummy room's this way. Please follow me. - Where's the curator? 45 00:02:55,598 --> 00:02:58,548 He's in Egypt procuring the rest of this collection, but I assure you 46 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:01,688 There's no need. He's been working all night. Can you catch us up? 47 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:04,984 This exhibit just opened yesterday. I don't know how this is possible. 48 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,135 It was a prank or some sort of dare. 49 00:03:07,564 --> 00:03:10,316 It's a 3,000-year-old Mummy that's missing, officer. 50 00:03:10,359 --> 00:03:12,328 It's Detective and it's not like it was covered in gold. 51 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:14,596 I mean he wasn't a king or a prince or even a royal food taster. 52 00:03:14,626 --> 00:03:17,848 He was just some guy who happened to die, got himself wrapped up, and was found in a pretty, 53 00:03:17,868 --> 00:03:19,693 cracked box. He probably mummified himself. 54 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:22,492 He hasn't had his coffee yet. Has anyone found the night watchman? 55 00:03:22,612 --> 00:03:24,796 - I'm afraid not. - Night watchman: Douglas F. Hastings, 56 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:28,196 47, three counts of felony burglary on his record. 57 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:30,702 - Technically, burglary is a felony. - Two charges dropped. 58 00:03:30,822 --> 00:03:32,581 Don't you people run background checks? 59 00:03:32,607 --> 00:03:35,253 Doug was a very good employee who's been here seven years. 60 00:03:35,373 --> 00:03:37,136 And we have a complex security system. 61 00:03:37,256 --> 00:03:39,155 Which was due to be overhauled last spring. 62 00:03:39,203 --> 00:03:41,677 We pushed it back. We have a very abulic board of Directors. 63 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:43,984 Good, I'd like to speak with each one of them as soon as the sun rises. 64 00:03:44,104 --> 00:03:46,933 Now if you'll forgive us, we have several high-profile cases that don't involve 65 00:03:46,989 --> 00:03:48,688 archaic security systems in rundown buildings. 66 00:03:48,808 --> 00:03:51,581 O'Hara, put out an apb on the guard's vehicle, 67 00:03:51,701 --> 00:03:53,770 look up the word "abulic" and meet us back at the station. 68 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,705 Just a minute! I don't know who you are, Detective, 69 00:03:58,825 --> 00:04:00,156 but this was no prank. 70 00:04:00,276 --> 00:04:02,419 The alarm was triggered from the inside. 71 00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:04,544 And although our archaic security footage 72 00:04:04,664 --> 00:04:07,364 was limited to rotating shots of the four main rooms, 73 00:04:07,484 --> 00:04:09,146 not a single image shows the culprit 74 00:04:09,266 --> 00:04:11,505 or the Mummy being carried from the building. 75 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,901 She's right. It's all right here. 76 00:04:14,436 --> 00:04:18,464 The mummy disappeared in 15 seconds or less and our main feed picked up none of it. 77 00:04:18,743 --> 00:04:21,476 This all cracks of something larger than petty crime. 78 00:04:21,704 --> 00:04:25,630 And not to sound too shirley mcclain, screams of something potentially... 79 00:04:26,043 --> 00:04:27,660 Supernatural. 80 00:04:29,163 --> 00:04:31,957 This requires someone with skills beyond the normal person. 81 00:04:32,691 --> 00:04:33,970 I want him. 82 00:04:43,687 --> 00:04:46,124 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 83 00:04:48,007 --> 00:04:49,424 Do you think he's up? 84 00:04:54,677 --> 00:04:55,872 Hello? 85 00:04:56,407 --> 00:04:57,370 Jules! 86 00:04:57,992 --> 00:05:00,268 Actually I'm wide awake. Why do you ask? 87 00:05:00,388 --> 00:05:02,407 You want to watch a movie together over the phone? 88 00:05:02,527 --> 00:05:04,358 Please say it's father of the bride two. 89 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,962 How about Captain ron? 90 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:07,365 Pure luck? 91 00:05:07,469 --> 00:05:09,205 You don't have anything with martin short? 92 00:05:11,434 --> 00:05:12,897 Hold on a second. 93 00:05:18,847 --> 00:05:20,987 Well, you don't have to get snippy. 94 00:05:21,204 --> 00:05:23,098 You're the one that drunk-dialed me. 95 00:05:23,806 --> 00:05:25,076 Really? 96 00:05:25,364 --> 00:05:27,993 I just assumed... I mean, it's 4:25, right? 97 00:05:28,401 --> 00:05:29,756 The Museum? 98 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:32,044 - Are you kidding? - They love me down there. 99 00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:33,308 You see my plaque? 100 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,890 - What's wrong? - They only put one name on there. 101 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,378 - So? - So Gus is gonna have an aneurysm, 102 00:05:41,498 --> 00:05:42,888 and not the good kind. 103 00:05:43,008 --> 00:05:45,729 Spencer, we can rehash good times later. Right now I really need you to create 104 00:05:45,849 --> 00:05:47,724 some semblance of focus. 105 00:05:48,286 --> 00:05:51,275 Missing Mummy, missing guard, old security system. 106 00:05:51,395 --> 00:05:54,398 Please tell our feisty little assistant curator that this was not some elaborate break-in 107 00:05:54,518 --> 00:05:55,955 so we can all go home. 108 00:05:56,075 --> 00:05:57,577 Okay, I'll try. 109 00:05:58,213 --> 00:05:59,866 That a real beaver? 110 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,198 - Shawn Spencer. - I know. 111 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:08,257 - Sophie Morris Bridgewell. - I know. 112 00:06:08,377 --> 00:06:11,249 - Everyone certainly loves you down here. - And I love you... 113 00:06:11,751 --> 00:06:13,220 Metaphorically. What? 114 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,651 You had your shot. 115 00:06:15,746 --> 00:06:17,521 Let me do what I do. 116 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,362 Excuse me, i'll need some space. 117 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,678 Thank you. 118 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,378 Have it. 119 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,268 - Have it. - Want it. 120 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:55,407 - Have it. - Mine's bigger. 121 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,226 - I have a problem. - What is it? 122 00:07:01,346 --> 00:07:03,337 The layout of this display is horrible. 123 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,716 Who designed this? 124 00:07:04,836 --> 00:07:06,771 It's ridiculous. Really? 125 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,402 We need two of these? 126 00:07:08,549 --> 00:07:11,475 - Queen nurfurtittie. - Nefertiti. 127 00:07:11,595 --> 00:07:13,274 I've heard it both ways. 128 00:07:40,492 --> 00:07:41,499 Well? 129 00:07:41,619 --> 00:07:45,370 I'm gonna have to concur with Detective Carlito Lassiteros on this one. 130 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:48,465 That Mummy was not stolen, Ms. Bridgewell. 131 00:07:48,585 --> 00:07:51,563 - Great. - I'm afraid it walked out... 132 00:07:51,999 --> 00:07:53,680 All on its own. 133 00:08:00,635 --> 00:08:04,475 Psych 216 Final Season Shawn and Gus of the Dead. 134 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:10,179 - The Dream Team synchronizators : Flolo - ¤AkaZab¤ 135 00:08:11,086 --> 00:08:14,482 - Transcript : Swsub-sub 136 00:08:15,234 --> 00:08:18,610 - www.SeriesSub.com 137 00:08:23,534 --> 00:08:26,037 The Mummy walked out? Come on, you're just trying to impress 138 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:29,345 - that pretty little assistant curator. - Was she pretty? I hadn't noticed. 139 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:33,820 Really? Brown eyes, languid smile, long slender neck of a balanchine dancer. 140 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:36,502 I had three different hairstyles last week and you didn't comment on one. 141 00:08:36,622 --> 00:08:40,542 Look, I felt that something got up out of that coffin and walked away, 142 00:08:40,662 --> 00:08:42,031 not to the exit, 143 00:08:42,151 --> 00:08:43,818 but to the body of the museum. 144 00:08:43,938 --> 00:08:45,168 Good, you're here. 145 00:08:45,288 --> 00:08:47,473 All of you in my office. 146 00:08:47,747 --> 00:08:50,268 Sweet, now you got us in trouble. 147 00:08:59,101 --> 00:09:02,390 What I have to say is very... difficult. 148 00:09:02,534 --> 00:09:06,245 If this in any way pertains to Lassiter's third testicle, i'm afraid we already know. 149 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:10,119 This is no time for jokes, Mr. Spencer. 150 00:09:14,327 --> 00:09:17,287 When I accepted this position on an interim basis, 151 00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:20,575 the agreement between myself and the mayor was should things work out 152 00:09:20,695 --> 00:09:24,004 at an appropriate time, the interim would be removed from the title. 153 00:09:24,124 --> 00:09:28,224 As you know that has not yet happened. And recently I gave the mayor a deadline, 154 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:31,801 a deadline that has passed without any sort of response. 155 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,669 So effective friday, i'm stepping down as chief. 156 00:09:36,789 --> 00:09:37,851 - What? - I'm leaving. 157 00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:39,841 You can't do that! Do they know? 158 00:09:39,961 --> 00:09:41,315 Oh, they know. 159 00:09:41,435 --> 00:09:43,400 I'll write a letter. I'll start a petition. 160 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,968 I'll leak it to the reporter at the mirror. 161 00:09:45,088 --> 00:09:47,445 O'Hara, please. Thank you. 162 00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:50,628 I appreciate the sentiment, but the die is cast. 163 00:09:50,748 --> 00:09:51,810 Chief... 164 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:55,115 Are you sure you don't want to wait it out just a little bit longer? 165 00:09:55,235 --> 00:09:57,519 - You never... - No, Mr. Spencer. 166 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,403 - So you're saying the job is open. - What? 167 00:10:00,963 --> 00:10:02,627 I mean, did anyone mention my name? 168 00:10:02,747 --> 00:10:04,542 I believe they have someone in mind. 169 00:10:04,662 --> 00:10:06,058 But you don't know if it's me. 170 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:09,841 Look, chief, let me just offer that I think you're a great chief. 171 00:10:10,239 --> 00:10:13,990 And, uh, I'm sure things will all work out. 172 00:10:16,707 --> 00:10:18,285 That's all for now. 173 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,085 Go! 174 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:41,409 What are you watching? 175 00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:44,298 Security videos from the Museum. 176 00:10:44,418 --> 00:10:46,528 Videos? As in actual video tapes? 177 00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:49,189 Well, their system could use an overhaul. 178 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,173 Where are the tapes from the other cameras? 179 00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:53,375 That's it. 180 00:10:53,495 --> 00:10:55,714 - One tape? - Yeah, it's on a rotation. 181 00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,789 It's actually not a bad system, you know? 182 00:10:57,909 --> 00:11:01,018 It appears you can't leave the Museum without getting caught by the cameras. 183 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,376 So it's efficient. 184 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,004 Maybe. 185 00:11:04,124 --> 00:11:07,281 We should, probably check it out for ourselves, though. 186 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:09,311 - What say you? - Sure. 187 00:11:10,281 --> 00:11:13,928 There's one thing you should probably know before we get there. 188 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,565 "Paleo-sleuth Shawn Spencer." 189 00:11:19,685 --> 00:11:21,312 - I know. - I dug that thing up too. 190 00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:24,963 Gus, believe me, I was appalled myself at first... Sickened, really. 191 00:11:25,446 --> 00:11:28,171 But then I noticed, look, the didn't forget you completely. 192 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:31,223 - Where? - There, right there! The "photo by" section. 193 00:11:31,343 --> 00:11:33,094 That says "photo by Bruton Gaster." 194 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:36,637 Well I gave 'em the info when I was driving through a tunnel, so that probably played a role. 195 00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:38,565 I want a new plaque, Shawn. I want it tomorrow. 196 00:11:38,685 --> 00:11:40,936 I want my name in big yellow letters that blink. 197 00:11:41,056 --> 00:11:43,062 And why won't you even tell me what this museum case is about? 198 00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:44,569 In time, in time. 199 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,204 Gentlemen, thank you for coming. 200 00:11:46,324 --> 00:11:49,699 Mr. Spencer, very good to see you again. And you must be Mr. Gastor. 201 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:53,092 Guster, Burton Guster. You people ever hear of spell checker? 202 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,553 I was just giving gasty here all the specifics. 203 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,825 Yes, well the exhibit just opened yesterday afternoon without a hitch. 204 00:11:58,945 --> 00:12:01,181 - The alarm went off at 3:00 a.m. - I was here at 5:00. 205 00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:02,414 - A.m.? - You were not. 206 00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:03,990 - I was, I was working. - Doing what? 207 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,712 It was a private case. Look, I don't think we should bore Ms. Bridgewell here 208 00:12:06,832 --> 00:12:08,144 with the complexities of our other investigations. 209 00:12:08,264 --> 00:12:09,964 You're not tailing cheating boyfriends again, are you? 210 00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:12,304 - Gus, come on. I'm trying to look cool. - I told you before, Shawn. 211 00:12:12,424 --> 00:12:14,422 We are bigger than that. We cleared, like, 50 bucks on the last one. 212 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:18,011 Gus... psychic-client privilege and what not? Come on. 213 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,707 - Shall we continue? - Yes, this way. 214 00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:23,002 - What's wrong with you? - You stole my picture! 215 00:12:23,122 --> 00:12:25,491 So the bulk of the activity seems to have occurred in here. 216 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,604 Yes, I can see it. 217 00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:30,253 The lid sliding off the being rising up, 218 00:12:30,373 --> 00:12:32,699 walking across the floor not unlike an egyptian. 219 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,663 Gus could show you. 220 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:37,235 - Gus! - Nope. 221 00:12:37,355 --> 00:12:39,768 - No what? - You know I'm not walking into that room, Shawn. 222 00:12:39,888 --> 00:12:42,674 Come on, dude. I thought this was over in the sixth grade. 223 00:12:42,822 --> 00:12:44,293 What's wrong? 224 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,632 He won't break the plane of the Mummy room. 225 00:12:46,864 --> 00:12:48,161 Why not? 226 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,891 He's afraid of being cursed. 227 00:12:50,488 --> 00:12:53,740 - He's not that far off base really. - Please don't coddle him. 228 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,767 Every one of those guys that unearthed tut's tomb... Cursed. 229 00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:58,846 - They're all dead now. - Of course they are. 230 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:01,272 That was over 80 years ago. Come on, man. 231 00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:04,087 This is gonna be good for you. Walk to me. Face your fears. 232 00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:07,791 You can talk all you want, but facts and logic will win out this time. 233 00:13:07,911 --> 00:13:11,068 Facts and logic are in the corner of the guy who thinks he's gonna get his face melted off? 234 00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,852 I'm not hearing it, Shawn. 235 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,985 Well you wanted to check the cameras, right? 236 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,356 Will you set foot in the security camera room? 237 00:13:22,897 --> 00:13:25,235 This system's actually better than I thought. 238 00:13:25,355 --> 00:13:27,948 Even if you make it out of one room, you get picked up in the next room immediately. 239 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,256 - Yeah. - I'm gonna try and beat the system. 240 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,384 Watch me, just on the center screen. See if I can get out. 241 00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:36,341 - All I gotta do is sit here... fine. - Yeah, we'll communicate on the phone, 242 00:13:36,461 --> 00:13:40,069 - so give me a call. - No, you call me. This is my work cell. 243 00:13:40,189 --> 00:13:42,360 - I'm not paying for that call. - Gus, it's usage minutes. 244 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,176 It doesn't matter which one of us makes the call. 245 00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:45,661 Just call me, Shawn. 246 00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,085 Fine. 247 00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:54,021 I'm sorry, I can't let this go. It's a monthly plan. It's a minutes plan. 248 00:13:54,141 --> 00:13:56,227 Can we get started with this thing now? 249 00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:12,176 I saw that. Got it on two angles. 250 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,730 Do you want to give this up any time soon? 251 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,221 You're crawling. 252 00:14:21,879 --> 00:14:24,431 I see you, Shawn. You're behind the plant. 253 00:14:25,017 --> 00:14:27,453 See you there. See you there. 254 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,071 The plant is moving across the room, Shawn. 255 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,648 Leave that poor lady alone, Shawn. 256 00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:39,339 You're using the carpet? 257 00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:43,143 Really? Wait a minute... I almost bought that for a second. 258 00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:45,764 You're using the wolf pelt? 259 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:49,021 This is like watching entrapment if instead of Catherine Zeta-Jones 260 00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:53,170 - they had some guy with pancake butt. - I do not have pancake butt! 261 00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:56,502 - What you got? You got something? - Yep. 262 00:14:56,622 --> 00:14:58,806 Really? You can see me right now? 263 00:14:58,926 --> 00:15:00,797 - Horrid, Shawny boy. - Horrid. 264 00:15:03,498 --> 00:15:05,823 Great, now I gotta watch this? 265 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,867 You're muting me? 266 00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:11,038 For the first interesting thing that's happened? 267 00:15:11,305 --> 00:15:13,924 "Look at me, look at me. "I love my hair. 268 00:15:14,044 --> 00:15:16,758 "I can make obscure '80s references "that nobody understands. 269 00:15:16,878 --> 00:15:18,292 "Laugh at me. 270 00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:21,951 "Hey, know something about me? 271 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,662 "I have a motorcycle, but I never seem to be riding it." 272 00:15:24,782 --> 00:15:27,156 - How about this? Are you seeing this? - Yep. 273 00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:30,381 - How about now? You see this? - Terrible. 274 00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:33,212 - How about this? You seeing this? - If you're gonna hide under a barrel, 275 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,479 don't put the phone next to your ear. 276 00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:37,615 You're getting all of this? You can see all of this? 277 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:38,766 Yep. 278 00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:41,192 Whoa, I lost you. 279 00:15:42,249 --> 00:15:44,281 There you are. 280 00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:46,636 Ha! I got you. 281 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,454 For one second, Shawn. 282 00:15:50,473 --> 00:15:53,281 Trying that corner again? Please. 283 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:55,919 Shawn? 284 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,441 Eh... great. 285 00:15:58,598 --> 00:16:00,505 Now you wore down my battery. 286 00:16:02,025 --> 00:16:04,265 Where are you? 287 00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:10,455 How about now? 288 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,013 Bingo. 289 00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:18,087 I'm sure you can understand, Mr. Wyles, why I've been so motivated 290 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:20,705 by what I've uncovered in this investigation. 291 00:16:20,825 --> 00:16:24,386 Well, all I know, detective, is I certainly seem to see your name in the paper every day. 292 00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:25,814 Really? 293 00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:28,541 Which paper would that be, because you know I've missed some of the coverage. 294 00:16:28,661 --> 00:16:31,125 - Can we just get on with what you want? - Of course. It's really 295 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:34,521 just more of a formality than anything. I wasn't even going to call you in today. 296 00:16:34,641 --> 00:16:37,807 I just need to go over a few bank records and see some papers 297 00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:41,194 - and exhume your father's body. - I'm sorry. What was that last one? 298 00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:45,721 Oh, uh, it's just more of a technical detail than anything exhuming your father's body. 299 00:16:45,841 --> 00:16:49,761 I mean, you wouldn't even have to be there. I could have him back in eternal slumber by noon. 300 00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:51,951 1:45 at the latest. 301 00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:54,378 - This place is gonna close soon. - No, it's not. 302 00:16:54,498 --> 00:16:57,851 Shawn, I was in there forever. Somebody's shutting off the lights with us in here. 303 00:16:57,971 --> 00:16:59,897 Pretty sure that's a timer. 304 00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:03,614 Why would they set a timer with people still in here? 305 00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:06,298 'cause the museum closed 20 minutes ago? 306 00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:11,620 How did they close it with us inside? 307 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:15,716 Well, remember I said I talked to Sophie the curator? She's very sweet, by the way. 308 00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:19,394 She loves red robin. Isn't that a strange favorite restaurant. 309 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,111 You're going behind the tarp? Really? 310 00:17:23,231 --> 00:17:25,364 There's an exit behind the tarp? 311 00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:27,741 You're probably gonna be eaten by carpet beetles. 312 00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:31,914 Look, I discovered a number of intriguing things when I was figuring out how to crack 313 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:35,492 the security cameras, including an exhibit that looked like it had already been 314 00:17:35,612 --> 00:17:37,519 broken into, so what I'm thinking is 315 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,061 whoever did it might come back because anyone on the inside 316 00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:42,991 knows that there's no night guard on duty and... 317 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,559 And what? 318 00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:47,068 - Sophie said it was cool. - What was cool? 319 00:17:47,188 --> 00:17:50,575 Come on, man. Haven't you ever wanted to spend a night in the museum? You know, do it up with all 320 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,001 the stuffed creatures and the bones? 321 00:17:53,121 --> 00:17:56,165 No, Shawn, I haven't. I can't spend the night in the museum. 322 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,542 I don't have my tooth brush. I don't have any of my multivitamins. 323 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:03,005 And oh, yeah, I don't want my soul suffering eternal damnation 324 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,465 for disrupting the sleep of an egyptian canal digger. 325 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,759 Come on, dude! 326 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:09,789 With hastings on the lam, they're fresh out of night watchmen. 327 00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:13,317 Sophie was actually quite happy that I offered. She's taking me to dinner. 328 00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:16,856 What do they have at red robin? 329 00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:24,940 Come on, Gus. They didn't get what they were looking for the first time. Maybe they'll break in again. 330 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,706 We'll be here to catch 'em red-handed. Won't that be cool? 331 00:18:27,964 --> 00:18:31,800 Dude, there's probably a sensor of some sort. Take a step back. 332 00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:35,111 Okay, now try it. 333 00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:42,058 - What's on the hill? - That's freedom, Shawn. 334 00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:45,085 - Does that look like a camera? - No, no one's gonna leave their camera 335 00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:48,505 - outside in the mist so it can get ruined. - Looks like a camera to me. 336 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,328 - We caught a break. - We caught a break. 337 00:18:51,508 --> 00:18:54,870 Hastings, that security guard from the Museum who's still missing, had a few assault charges 338 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:56,678 on his record that never went to trial. 339 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,437 Hastings is way more violent than we thought. 340 00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:02,024 - And we found the car finally. - They found his car. 341 00:19:02,144 --> 00:19:04,834 - Yeah, it was in the shop actually. - But you didn't find him? 342 00:19:04,954 --> 00:19:07,106 No, the shop gave him a loaner. I just thought I would let you know, 343 00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:08,955 give you a heads up, see if you come up with anything. 344 00:19:09,075 --> 00:19:12,027 - What kind of car is the loaner? - Gray gmc pickup. 345 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:39,139 - Don't be mad. - Why would I be mad? 346 00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:41,986 I'm locked in a museum with possibly a violent criminal 347 00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:43,855 and probably an angry Mummy spirit. 348 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:47,051 And here's a bonus: we have no phones. 349 00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:49,618 - I told you to charge that phone. - You did not. 350 00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:51,027 I didn't? 351 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,922 Does thinking it count? 352 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,198 They might have a snack bar. 353 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,625 You know, maybe that truck wasn't gray, dude. 354 00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:00,971 Maybe it was, like, a deep midnight blue 355 00:20:01,048 --> 00:20:04,510 Or a black or a nicekelly green. It's hard to know for sure. 356 00:20:04,631 --> 00:20:07,259 You know, the cones in the eyes make it possibleto see at night. 357 00:20:07,297 --> 00:20:10,789 I know how the eyes work, Shawn. I just hope I still have minein the morning. 358 00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:12,609 Where exactly are we? He's here. 359 00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:15,022 He's gonna come back. He's gonna kill us. 360 00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:17,255 Dude, I never said hastingsstole the thing. 361 00:20:17,314 --> 00:20:19,745 No, you think the actual Mummy walked out. 362 00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:21,185 That makes me feel better. 363 00:20:21,276 --> 00:20:24,426 Don't go all"glass half empty" on me. Let me show you what I found. 364 00:20:26,195 --> 00:20:28,167 What is wrong. With this flag? 365 00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:29,644 Everything. 366 00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:31,102 - Besides that. - I don't know. 367 00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:33,529 - It's upside-down. - And backwards. What's your point? 368 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:38,084 It's dust gathered on the bottom of the frame. 369 00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:41,603 That means somebody eitherturned it upside-down or knocked it over. 370 00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:45,292 Whoa, 371 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,594 I lost you for a second. There you are. 372 00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:50,240 And this little nook is not in camera range. 373 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:51,219 It's not a nook. 374 00:20:51,239 --> 00:20:53,500 What would you call it? It's clearly nota corner. 375 00:20:53,737 --> 00:20:55,414 Cranny? Will you sign off on Cranny? 376 00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:57,229 - Why am I here, Shawn? - Because 377 00:20:57,407 --> 00:21:00,918 somebody didn't want the camera to see what ever happened in this Cranny. 378 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,645 I never signed off on Cranny. There's nothing here, Gus. 379 00:21:03,665 --> 00:21:05,182 It's just a bunch of old guns. 380 00:21:08,442 --> 00:21:09,931 And not even nice onesat that. 381 00:21:10,177 --> 00:21:12,357 The lexan glass case that houses it is worth more. 382 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,206 - Lexan glass? - Yeah, it's bullet proof. 383 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,885 Well, it would have to be in case the guns decided to fire them selves. 384 00:21:18,619 --> 00:21:20,066 Lexan glass. 385 00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:21,025 What? 386 00:21:21,129 --> 00:21:23,395 That's common know ledge, Shawn. People know that. 387 00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,495 Who, people in Charlton Heston's house? 388 00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:27,144 Yes, and your Mama. 389 00:21:33,227 --> 00:21:34,519 Did you hear that? 390 00:21:34,745 --> 00:21:36,416 Nobody's here but us. 391 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:38,541 I tried, Shawn. I can't do this. 392 00:21:38,683 --> 00:21:40,414 Gus, don't bea traveling wilbury. 393 00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:42,695 - Look, Christine's here. - Will you stop it, Shawn? 394 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,689 Relax, it's not eventhe right color. 395 00:21:45,698 --> 00:21:46,624 Dude. 396 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:49,410 We have got to get one of these for the office. 397 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,230 How much you think these things run? 398 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,293 - I don't know. - How heavy are they? 399 00:21:56,051 --> 00:21:57,870 That was actually kind of scary, Gus. 400 00:21:59,165 --> 00:22:02,540 Come on, dude! It's just the motoron the fridge! 401 00:22:03,339 --> 00:22:07,062 Of course, why wouldan exhibit be plugged in? 402 00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,762 The sign says do not touch, Shawn. 403 00:22:12,782 --> 00:22:14,251 Not anymore. 404 00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:17,292 - It's stuck, though. - It's supposed to be stuck. 405 00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:18,771 To keep people like you out. 406 00:22:19,095 --> 00:22:20,098 People who what? 407 00:22:20,145 --> 00:22:22,175 People who spend the night in Museums to investigate Mummies 408 00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:23,845 that may have walked out on their own? 409 00:22:57,518 --> 00:22:58,734 You are here. 410 00:22:59,190 --> 00:23:00,260 What are you doing? 411 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,493 Bidding for Talismans. 412 00:23:01,555 --> 00:23:02,686 Talismen. 413 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:04,605 I don't care what they're called, Shawn. 414 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,763 I'm acquiring protection for the spiritual injustice we caused in the Museum. 415 00:23:08,139 --> 00:23:10,680 - You can buy wolfsbane online? - In bulk. 416 00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:13,225 Now I just gotta find somebody to Loan me a cat. 417 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,000 - You got mcnabb's number? - Come on, Gus. 418 00:23:16,175 --> 00:23:18,553 I thought that, at the very least, finding the guard dead would 419 00:23:18,573 --> 00:23:21,955 help you jump on the band wagon that, hey, this is a realflesh and blood killer. 420 00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:24,065 He was killed by the Mummy, Shawn. 421 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:25,939 You don't know that. You have no proof. 422 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:29,771 Okay, fine, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I didn't tell you I signed us up for night guard duty. 423 00:23:29,815 --> 00:23:32,038 And I'm sorry I didn't tell you there was a Mummy involved. 424 00:23:32,058 --> 00:23:35,595 But we have a legitimate trail now. The copsare taking this seriously. 425 00:23:35,696 --> 00:23:38,540 I need you! I need the sweet blue shirt, I need the pants. 426 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,413 I need the winsome smile that hides the sad Jamaican clown inside. 427 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:44,791 We need to call Lassiter and we are not going back to the Museum. 428 00:23:45,097 --> 00:23:47,840 No more Mummy room, no more Spooky stuff. 429 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:49,946 I promise. 430 00:23:53,447 --> 00:23:54,914 He's exhuming a body? 431 00:23:55,015 --> 00:23:59,020 He is casually disturbing what should be the passing of a great and dignified man. 432 00:23:59,309 --> 00:24:00,679 Yeah,he does that. 433 00:24:04,718 --> 00:24:06,126 White socks, black shoes. 434 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:09,276 What's the rule on that? Don't you have to be wearing jeans? What's the rule? 435 00:24:09,903 --> 00:24:13,755 Come on dude. I honestly had no idea he was gonna be pulling a corpse from the ground. 436 00:24:13,775 --> 00:24:15,165 Don't worry about it, Shawn. 437 00:24:15,196 --> 00:24:18,140 I honestly didn't know I was gonna be putting my foot in your ass. 438 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:20,074 Life's full of surprises. 439 00:24:20,171 --> 00:24:22,494 I got the coroner's reporton the guard hastings. 440 00:24:22,596 --> 00:24:25,465 At least stay for this, see how silly it is to be afraid of Mummies. 441 00:24:25,485 --> 00:24:26,750 What do you got, Jules? 442 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,100 - You're not gonna like it. - We're not gonna like it. 443 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,212 - I'm sure we'll be able to make something of it. - Hastings was strangled to death. 444 00:24:32,861 --> 00:24:35,728 No magic involved there. And correct me if I'm wrong Jules, 445 00:24:35,795 --> 00:24:38,544 but you can actually get fingerprints off strangulation victims. 446 00:24:38,658 --> 00:24:40,765 - I'm afraid that's not possible. - Why is that? 447 00:24:40,925 --> 00:24:42,820 The hand was wrappedin some sort of cloth. 448 00:24:43,219 --> 00:24:44,116 Cloth? 449 00:24:44,136 --> 00:24:46,441 There were linen fibers embedded into the guard's neck. 450 00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:48,865 Clearly that was just to cover his prints. 451 00:24:48,885 --> 00:24:51,793 We also found Dust and Spores that weren't from this area. 452 00:24:51,972 --> 00:24:54,113 Well, maybe the cleaning crew didn't come around. 453 00:24:54,256 --> 00:24:56,918 Only if they didn't come aroundfor over 3,000 years. 454 00:24:56,975 --> 00:24:59,431 The spores camefrom inside the coffin. 455 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,236 Thanks, Jules. 456 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:10,424 Finally! 457 00:25:10,505 --> 00:25:11,384 Finally what? 458 00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:15,555 - I've been leaving message son your phone. - Yeah, I sor tof dropped my phone. 459 00:25:15,575 --> 00:25:17,715 Yeah, what'd I tell youa bout taking care of your stuff? 460 00:25:17,745 --> 00:25:20,335 You know what? You're right. First my tricycle out in the yard, now this. 461 00:25:20,355 --> 00:25:22,862 - I see a pattern developing here. - All right, look, Shawn, 462 00:25:23,019 --> 00:25:24,595 I was hoping we could talk alone. 463 00:25:24,819 --> 00:25:25,920 No offense, Gus. 464 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,378 - Di! - No no, don't you dare. 465 00:25:27,398 --> 00:25:29,535 We are here to talk to you and this is urgent. 466 00:25:29,555 --> 00:25:31,453 - So is mine. - Ours involves a dead guy. 467 00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:35,731 - Why do you always have to win, Shawn? - 'Cause we're winners. 468 00:25:35,885 --> 00:25:37,584 Fine, what is it? Go ahead. 469 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,681 Okay, 470 00:25:39,923 --> 00:25:42,624 what do you do when your best suspect. 471 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,901 Sort of, just. 472 00:25:46,025 --> 00:25:47,896 - Say it, Shawn. - Doesn't exist 473 00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:49,117 anymore? 474 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:52,033 People disappear all the time, Shawn. Some are very good at it. 475 00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:53,445 Especially a career criminal. 476 00:25:53,465 --> 00:25:55,205 Yeah, this is a little more complicated. 477 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,075 Look, it doesn't matter who you're talking about here, Shawn. 478 00:25:57,142 --> 00:25:59,442 But when the trail goes cold, you do what every good cop does. 479 00:25:59,462 --> 00:26:03,010 You follow the time line. You trace back the steps that led to the trail going cold. 480 00:26:03,321 --> 00:26:04,797 - Back ground check. - Exactly. 481 00:26:04,817 --> 00:26:06,109 Perfect. Perfect, dad! 482 00:26:06,245 --> 00:26:08,185 But I wanna see you later, without Gus. 483 00:26:08,205 --> 00:26:09,408 I need to talk to you. 484 00:26:09,795 --> 00:26:11,165 Okay, what is this? 485 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,421 What is all this "without Gus" stuff? I mean, it's Gus. Just say it. 486 00:26:14,479 --> 00:26:17,580 - Say what it is. What is it? - Okay. All right. 487 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:23,070 I got a phone calla couple of days ago and. 488 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,710 I don't know if you have any plans, but. 489 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,948 Are you busy on saturday? 490 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:34,649 You want me to come with you to awkward class? 491 00:26:35,815 --> 00:26:36,953 Forget it. 492 00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:41,633 See ya! 493 00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:46,344 Detectives, that's very thought ful of you, but I just don't want youto make a big fuss. 494 00:26:46,364 --> 00:26:48,245 We are not going to make a fuss. 495 00:26:48,297 --> 00:26:50,946 Detective Lassiter and i just ant to throw you a going away party. 496 00:26:51,023 --> 00:26:52,361 It's going to be very. 497 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,395 William wyles the beud. 498 00:26:54,415 --> 00:26:56,983 It was formerly believed that wyles' death was due 499 00:26:57,003 --> 00:27:00,114 to an accidental fall down the stairs of his Montecito home. 500 00:27:00,134 --> 00:27:03,135 But now a former employee has come forward to say. 501 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:07,085 She heard loud arguing coming from the wyles's study the night of his death. 502 00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:10,665 Contrary to the belief that wyles was alone the night he died. 503 00:27:10,685 --> 00:27:12,764 Santa Barbara police detective Carlton Lassiter, 504 00:27:12,784 --> 00:27:16,959 who's been leading this investigation, was unavailable for comment. 505 00:27:17,056 --> 00:27:19,620 Unavailable for comment? I've been here all day. 506 00:27:19,836 --> 00:27:21,264 Who's not giving memy messages? 507 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:26,022 Cupcakes. 508 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:28,071 Right, of course. 509 00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:29,912 With little cuffs on them. 510 00:27:31,035 --> 00:27:32,405 And, sprinkles. 511 00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:34,724 We're really gonna miss you. 512 00:27:34,744 --> 00:27:37,315 Wyles, who became a publishing magnate at the age of 30, 513 00:27:37,335 --> 00:27:39,675 was one of Santa Barbara's leading philanthropists 514 00:27:39,695 --> 00:27:42,395 and a major contributor to political campaigns. 515 00:27:42,415 --> 00:27:45,755 As well as a well-known collector of war Memorabilia. 516 00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:47,949 At his height, he owned more than 30. 517 00:27:48,026 --> 00:27:50,233 - How's the back ground check coming? - Just finished. 518 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:53,095 Rahm entottem lived during the 19th dy Nasty of Egypt. 519 00:27:53,115 --> 00:27:54,345 Probably near Giza. 520 00:27:54,515 --> 00:27:57,625 He had 11 sons, all of whom spent their days smelting metal 521 00:27:57,645 --> 00:27:59,565 from the orealong the banks of the nile. 522 00:27:59,985 --> 00:28:01,297 Smelters? 523 00:28:02,210 --> 00:28:03,714 Perhaps you misunderstood. 524 00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:06,290 We don't care what he did when he was living. 525 00:28:06,497 --> 00:28:08,059 Only since he's been a Mummy. 526 00:28:08,399 --> 00:28:09,460 Let's do this. 527 00:28:09,645 --> 00:28:12,993 First, he was on display for six months in Cincinnati. 528 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:14,714 He didn't kill anybody there. 529 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,795 Then he was on Loan, Plano, Texas. 530 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:21,406 Nobody had their eyes or internal organs stolen there. 531 00:28:21,426 --> 00:28:23,071 - What's that? - It's a bowl of Chili. 532 00:28:23,110 --> 00:28:26,253 - And who's that up there? - It's Austin kerns. Would you pay attention? 533 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,035 Then he was transported for two days by truck, 534 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,335 spent the evening in the Museum ware house, 535 00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:33,815 and boom,was on display first thing the next morning. 536 00:28:33,835 --> 00:28:34,975 Mine's Better. 537 00:28:34,995 --> 00:28:37,585 Yeah, but mine's something sensible that people might utilize. 538 00:28:37,605 --> 00:28:39,215 So you'rethe sensible one now? 539 00:28:39,235 --> 00:28:41,299 - More and more lately. - Okay. 540 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:44,480 All right, let's work back wards. 541 00:28:44,865 --> 00:28:46,079 We just did. 542 00:28:48,124 --> 00:28:50,005 This is as close as I get to that Museum. 543 00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:51,950 I know. Quick, put that on. 544 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,155 My name is Shawn Spencer. I'm working with Sophie and the Museum. 545 00:29:00,175 --> 00:29:02,010 This is my partner Paddy Simcox. 546 00:29:02,235 --> 00:29:05,630 We're wondering if there's any documentation on the arrival of the rock 'em sock 'em Mummy. 547 00:29:05,803 --> 00:29:06,884 Rahmentottem. 548 00:29:06,939 --> 00:29:10,190 Or has there been any instances of things exploding for no apparent reason? 549 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,186 I don't know nothing. 550 00:29:12,265 --> 00:29:14,555 - And I don't think you guys should be in here. - Right. 551 00:29:14,575 --> 00:29:17,579 Perhaps I'll call Sophie and let her know you're not being very help ful. 552 00:29:17,810 --> 00:29:20,970 Listen, all I have security access for is this room. 553 00:29:21,065 --> 00:29:24,440 Well, then let us know what happens here, man! Here at the docks! 554 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,248 Fine, it's simple. 555 00:29:26,268 --> 00:29:29,690 That thing shows up, a Museum rep comes and does an inspection. 556 00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:31,800 And then we put itout on the floor. 557 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,212 I wish that there was more that I could tell you. 558 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:35,763 Dude, it's a tripod. 559 00:29:35,838 --> 00:29:37,555 I told you that was a tripod. 560 00:29:38,830 --> 00:29:40,794 With a camera. Coming back. 561 00:29:41,195 --> 00:29:42,372 Hey, wait up! 562 00:29:55,897 --> 00:29:57,074 What are you doing? 563 00:29:58,354 --> 00:30:00,185 Left your keys in the trunk lock. 564 00:30:00,205 --> 00:30:03,773 I'm sorry. I know I promised not to shoot there. I know you guys said you'd call the cops, 565 00:30:03,793 --> 00:30:05,938 but I just need one more night for my project to be done. 566 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:08,255 - Your project? - My film project. 567 00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:09,927 - Aren't you guys with the. - Yes, we are. 568 00:30:09,947 --> 00:30:11,201 - With who? - Who ever you think we're with. 569 00:30:11,221 --> 00:30:13,705 - The Museum? - Yes, exactly. And you are a film student? 570 00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:16,427 Yes, working on night cycle. 571 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:17,935 It's my thes is project. 572 00:30:18,053 --> 00:30:21,391 It's just the life cycle of a wild flower at the top of the hill. 573 00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:24,525 - The name of your film is night cycle? - What's wrong with that? 574 00:30:24,545 --> 00:30:26,175 Well, it's kind of boring. 575 00:30:26,551 --> 00:30:28,865 Unless it's about a motorcycle that comes to life at night and 576 00:30:28,885 --> 00:30:30,701 solves crime and does sweet whee lies. 577 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:31,822 Listen, 578 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,724 I alread y told the guy in the Jumpsuit. I mean, you could barelysee the Museum in the background. 579 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:38,828 - I just needed to frameit up that way. - You have foot age of the Museum. 580 00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:41,985 Yeah, but it won't infringe on anyone's copyright, I can guarantee it. 581 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:44,067 Do you have stuff from tuesday night? 582 00:30:44,165 --> 00:30:45,486 Yeah, but not on me. 583 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:05,626 Here it is. 584 00:31:05,677 --> 00:31:08,520 A standard video camera runs at 30 frames per second. 585 00:31:08,558 --> 00:31:10,435 - Yeah, we know that. - How would we know that? 586 00:31:10,455 --> 00:31:13,525 It's common know ledge, Shawn. And technically it's 29.97. 587 00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:18,615 Unless you're working in Hd, then it's 23.98 partially segmented frames. 588 00:31:18,635 --> 00:31:22,165 Regard less, for time lapse I set it for one frames for minute. 589 00:31:22,185 --> 00:31:23,773 So everything moves faster. 590 00:31:23,816 --> 00:31:26,388 - 30 times faster. - 1,800 times faster. 591 00:31:26,408 --> 00:31:28,418 - I knew that. I was testing you. - Sure you did. 592 00:31:28,438 --> 00:31:31,413 Okay Guys, what are we looking for here, exactly? 593 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:32,535 It's pretty simple. 594 00:31:32,555 --> 00:31:34,871 A crime occurre dat the Museum on this particular evening. 595 00:31:34,891 --> 00:31:37,934 We just wanna know if your camera caught any foot age of it. It's nothing too crazy. 596 00:31:37,973 --> 00:31:41,792 And most likely there's a crazed Mummy out and about strangling people willy-nilly. 597 00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:44,020 Yes. And that. 598 00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:45,754 This is 3:00 am. 599 00:31:45,857 --> 00:31:47,227 Slow it down here. 600 00:31:48,227 --> 00:31:49,732 This is kind of exciting. 601 00:32:02,627 --> 00:32:04,881 Holy crap. Gus, can you believe it? 602 00:32:05,558 --> 00:32:06,503 Gus? 603 00:32:09,451 --> 00:32:11,091 He's a little scared of Mummies. 604 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,439 Dude, it's just a film! 605 00:32:13,459 --> 00:32:15,147 - Video. - Even better. 606 00:32:15,173 --> 00:32:17,471 No one can reach through the screen and grab you. 607 00:32:18,568 --> 00:32:20,014 That's so weird. 608 00:32:20,582 --> 00:32:23,032 We only saw him for one frame and then, 609 00:32:23,329 --> 00:32:24,925 you know, he walked out and poof. 610 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:26,022 He's gone. 611 00:32:29,428 --> 00:32:30,239 Wait. 612 00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:31,705 The lights on the van. 613 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,751 Dude, he took that van. 614 00:32:37,771 --> 00:32:38,638 The Mummy? 615 00:32:38,685 --> 00:32:39,437 Great. 616 00:32:39,556 --> 00:32:42,562 Now we got a Mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch know show to drive a stick? 617 00:32:42,582 --> 00:32:44,605 - Now we know how he got away. - We need to call the Police. 618 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,590 No, not yet. 619 00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:47,625 - I've seen that van. - You know where it is? 620 00:32:47,645 --> 00:32:50,324 Unless it's moved in the last two hours, I do. 621 00:32:52,024 --> 00:32:54,510 What the. Dude, I told youit was here. 622 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,560 I told you I saw it! 623 00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:25,125 What are you doing? Turning the cararound, Shawn. 624 00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:28,639 Dude, she's not even gonna be in California by the time we get out of here. 625 00:33:28,659 --> 00:33:30,095 Just keep turning the wheel! 626 00:33:30,115 --> 00:33:32,504 - I don't wanna hit anything, Shawn! - This is a company car. 627 00:33:32,562 --> 00:33:35,530 Dude, you got it. You clearly had itafter the se. 628 00:33:36,258 --> 00:33:37,261 Really? 629 00:33:37,962 --> 00:33:39,968 The 11-point turn, dude? 630 00:33:47,264 --> 00:33:50,445 This is a prime example of a situation best handled by the Police. 631 00:33:50,465 --> 00:33:52,745 - Or a witch doctor. - It's not a Mummy, Gus. 632 00:33:52,765 --> 00:33:55,210 You keep saying that, and it keeps coming up Mummy. 633 00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:58,010 No way he makes that turn. 634 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:03,869 Slow down. 635 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,273 He hit a tree. 636 00:34:11,313 --> 00:34:13,361 - Let's go get him. - I'm not getting out there. 637 00:34:13,938 --> 00:34:15,405 Dude, they hit a tree. 638 00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:18,213 Who ever they are, they're not moving. They're incapacitated. 639 00:34:18,233 --> 00:34:19,873 They could be hurt, maybe even dead. 640 00:34:19,987 --> 00:34:21,164 Maybe undead. 641 00:34:21,373 --> 00:34:24,145 - They might need our help. - Or our internal organs! 642 00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:26,469 - Let's call the police. - With whose phone? 643 00:34:27,805 --> 00:34:28,847 All right, fine. 644 00:34:28,981 --> 00:34:30,119 I'm bringing my bat. 645 00:34:30,245 --> 00:34:31,680 Grab some flash lights. 646 00:35:01,826 --> 00:35:04,180 Shawn, I think. 647 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,500 I think this may be the most terrifying moment of my life. 648 00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:15,084 You're confronting ithead on. 649 00:35:15,258 --> 00:35:16,920 I'm so proud of you, buddy. 650 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,038 I think I just saw someone running away in the woods. 651 00:35:22,178 --> 00:35:22,969 Look! 652 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,430 That door's cracked! 653 00:35:25,116 --> 00:35:26,860 I don't think anybody's here. 654 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,798 How sure are you? 655 00:35:28,818 --> 00:35:30,322 Fairly to pretty damn. 656 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:33,192 Good, because I don't think I can take one more. 657 00:35:39,451 --> 00:35:40,879 Shawn? 658 00:35:47,226 --> 00:35:50,145 I am telling you, Carly town, you gotta come with uson this! 659 00:35:50,165 --> 00:35:52,854 And I'm telling you, I'm about to solve the biggest case of my career. 660 00:35:52,874 --> 00:35:54,796 So which do you think I'd rather do? 661 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,785 The old man didn't die from a fall down the stairs. 662 00:35:56,805 --> 00:35:59,977 Initial findings indicate he had blunt force trauma to his head before he fell. 663 00:35:59,997 --> 00:36:03,180 So unless you've gota psychic answer for that, you guys can run along. 664 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:06,465 Crud. Now Wyles isn't answering his phone. 665 00:36:06,485 --> 00:36:09,010 I have the final coroner's report on that exhumed body. 666 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,395 It was definitely a head trauma. 667 00:36:10,415 --> 00:36:14,065 And it turns out that unidentified matter found in his skull was a chip of ivory. 668 00:36:14,085 --> 00:36:15,380 Great. 669 00:36:16,271 --> 00:36:18,025 But I have the best reveal ever. 670 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,495 Spencer, we'll get to your little mummy thing later. 671 00:36:19,515 --> 00:36:22,879 Quite honestly, I only took the case because Wyles iv is on the board of trustees. 672 00:36:22,899 --> 00:36:25,500 I thought I could do a little snooping, but all I got was dead ends. 673 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,330 I can solve both cases! 674 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:32,937 - You can what? - Lassie, call Wyles on his cell phone. 675 00:36:32,965 --> 00:36:35,594 He'll pick that up because he's not at home. Dude, we got it. 676 00:36:35,614 --> 00:36:38,710 - Oh, we are good! - Then meet us at the Museum. 677 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,695 Why can't they just meet usat a well-lit starbucks? 678 00:36:40,715 --> 00:36:43,462 One more time, buddy. For justice. 679 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,709 - Why am I here? - You'll find out soon enough. 680 00:36:46,729 --> 00:36:48,605 But whatever it is, I'm taking full credit for it. 681 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,695 Just cooperate with us, Mr.Wyles. 682 00:36:50,715 --> 00:36:52,425 Things don't look very good for you right now. 683 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,994 - Yeah, well, I'll have your job. - Well, it's too late for that. 684 00:36:55,014 --> 00:36:56,761 Someone else already does. 685 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,610 Shawn! 686 00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,856 Don't worry, Sophie. I'm being very gentle. 687 00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:07,823 I laid down a blanke tand everything. 688 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,005 Not my first time alone in a coffin. 689 00:37:10,025 --> 00:37:11,245 By the way. 690 00:37:11,265 --> 00:37:13,520 Playing dead, awesome. 691 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,544 - What is this nonsense? - He's solving a case. 692 00:37:16,564 --> 00:37:20,169 Actually, I'm solving two cases. But let's take the mone at a time. 693 00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:24,000 First, a being did rise from this coffin. 694 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,812 And walk out of the museum on tuesday night. 695 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:32,907 Strangled poor hastings, may he rest in peace, with his bare hands. 696 00:37:33,024 --> 00:37:34,445 Correction, 697 00:37:35,546 --> 00:37:38,825 - linen-wrapped hands. - Thank you. 698 00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:41,485 I was the first one to say that it was a Mummy. 699 00:37:41,505 --> 00:37:44,895 But that being was not the mummy. 700 00:37:44,915 --> 00:37:46,944 - Rub-my-bottom. - Rahmentottem. 701 00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:48,545 That mummy never made it into the museum. 702 00:37:48,565 --> 00:37:51,575 No, that mummy never made it out of the white van in the parking lot. 703 00:37:51,595 --> 00:37:56,388 It was swapped out by an angry ware house Foreman on wheels. 704 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,630 It was all part of an elaborate break-in. 705 00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:01,006 This is absolute insanity. 706 00:38:01,171 --> 00:38:05,305 An interesting choice of words. I thought for sure you'd say genius. 707 00:38:05,437 --> 00:38:09,172 - Well, why would I say genius? - Because it was your plan. 708 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:10,685 My plan? 709 00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,575 You're the one that got into the snuffalupagus wrapped in 710 00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:17,848 just enoughte a-stained linen to look like a mummy through the cracked lid. 711 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:20,420 You needed to get those pistols back, didn't you? 712 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:24,905 Yeah, the ones that used to be at the top of the stairs in your father's house. 713 00:38:24,925 --> 00:38:28,395 Especially that one with the chipped ivory handle. 714 00:38:28,415 --> 00:38:30,270 - Which. - which was the murder weapon! 715 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,147 Come on, lass. A little consideration, please? I mean, look. 716 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,806 I'm going all out with the cloth and thing here. I'm doing my thing. 717 00:38:36,895 --> 00:38:38,500 - Detectives. - You knocked your father 718 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,524 on the head with that pistol, let him fall to his death, 719 00:38:40,544 --> 00:38:43,269 and then ran out and waited for somebody else to find him. 720 00:38:44,131 --> 00:38:46,630 And the pistol got willed to the Museum. 721 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:50,015 That's why you worked so hard to get that exhibit closed. 722 00:38:50,035 --> 00:38:52,635 And delayed the installation of the new security system. 723 00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:55,884 He couldn't get his way into the display. But he needed to be in the Museum. 724 00:38:55,904 --> 00:38:58,620 You have been a busy little boy, haven't you? 725 00:38:58,650 --> 00:39:02,335 I believe you will be my final Santa Barbara arrest, Mr.Wyles. 726 00:39:02,355 --> 00:39:04,530 Put your hands behind your back, sir. 727 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:08,024 Nice, nice... but guys, check it out. There's more, right? 728 00:39:08,044 --> 00:39:10,680 He tilted the camera so that he wouldn't be visible. 729 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:14,390 He... he strangled hastings so there wouldn't be a witness! 730 00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:17,900 I saw him run away in the forest! 731 00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:23,025 Gus? 732 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,250 Is there any chance at all you'll stay? 733 00:39:27,970 --> 00:39:29,195 No. 734 00:39:29,215 --> 00:39:31,740 But I'm sure we'll see each other around. 735 00:39:32,010 --> 00:39:36,214 Look, I knew the mayor Wante Draymond sauter for the job. He's an old friend of his. 736 00:39:36,234 --> 00:39:39,375 But Sauter didn't become available until recently. 737 00:39:39,395 --> 00:39:42,080 So I did what I had to do. 738 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:45,915 Look, I'm sure Sauter will do a fine job. 739 00:39:45,935 --> 00:39:48,540 Are you sure you'll have a use for this? 740 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,415 Dude, you're being kind of insensitive. 741 00:39:51,435 --> 00:39:52,690 She'll be fine. 742 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,176 Phone. It's the mayor. 743 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,760 Yes, sir? 744 00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:05,770 Well, yes. But. 745 00:40:06,890 --> 00:40:09,070 Of course. Yes, that's... 746 00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,770 sir, you don't have to beg. 747 00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,190 You are begging. 748 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:18,220 As of now? 749 00:40:19,530 --> 00:40:20,950 Okay. 750 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,003 - I'm the new chief. - Not interim? 751 00:40:30,045 --> 00:40:32,234 Don't you dare call me that again. 752 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:38,440 Oh, my god, what happened? What did he say? 753 00:40:38,485 --> 00:40:41,617 - I honestly have no idea. - I think I do. 754 00:40:42,421 --> 00:40:44,145 What's this? 755 00:40:44,165 --> 00:40:46,371 Bumped my arrest to page two. 756 00:40:48,882 --> 00:40:50,769 Congratulations, Karen. 757 00:40:50,789 --> 00:40:52,240 Thank you. 758 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:54,430 PHOTO: BRUTON GASTER 759 00:40:57,646 --> 00:40:59,841 - We should have a party! - We should definitely have a party. 760 00:40:59,861 --> 00:41:03,632 - We have all the party accoutrements! - Just go get some party gear 761 00:41:03,652 --> 00:41:06,720 and just open some crackers and a bottle of something. 762 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:13,185 Shawn, are you sure you didn't get some sort of special message this week? 763 00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:17,019 Dad, I told you, I dropped my phone. Now, I gotta go. 764 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:20,205 No no, Shawn! Look, there's something I gotta get off my chest before you leave here! 765 00:41:20,225 --> 00:41:23,924 Dad, I don't know if you just read the secret or watched an emotional oprah or what. 766 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:25,995 But I don't think we're ready to open our souls to each other. 767 00:41:26,015 --> 00:41:28,444 - Well, we have no choice, kid. - But we do, and it's good. 768 00:41:28,464 --> 00:41:31,305 Because what we have is simple and shallow and unobtrusive. 769 00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:34,985 So let's have this conversation when you're 90 and maybe on an oxygen tank. 770 00:41:35,005 --> 00:41:37,745 'Cause I have a date with a woman who runs a Museum. 771 00:41:37,765 --> 00:41:39,501 - And that's new for me. - No, Shawn! 772 00:41:39,521 --> 00:41:41,804 - Please, no! - It just feels good. 773 00:41:41,824 --> 00:41:44,330 You know what, I'll grab the door for you on my way out! 774 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,124 Mom. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net