1 00:00:03,512 --> 00:00:05,878 Who put the orange slices in the punch bowl already? 2 00:00:05,879 --> 00:00:08,183 They'll be soggy by the time everyone gets here. 3 00:00:08,184 --> 00:00:09,825 This is a disaster, people! 4 00:00:09,826 --> 00:00:13,116 Yep... first, typhoid fever. Now this? 5 00:00:13,117 --> 00:00:15,942 Shawn, this night has been 13 years in the making. 6 00:00:15,943 --> 00:00:17,564 Everything has to go perfectly. 7 00:00:17,565 --> 00:00:20,597 What I need from you is your support and your cooperation. 8 00:00:20,598 --> 00:00:22,898 - Not your sarcasm and mockery. - Okay, buddy. 9 00:00:23,143 --> 00:00:25,763 Let me know when I can mock, 'cause I'm ready to mock. 10 00:00:25,835 --> 00:00:27,159 Where's your grad pic? 11 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,896 Oh, yeah, i'm not gonna wear mine. 12 00:00:28,897 --> 00:00:31,415 Shawn, come on. Don't do this to me. You know that was my thing. 13 00:00:31,416 --> 00:00:33,495 Instead of name tags, we'll know who everyone is 14 00:00:33,496 --> 00:00:35,698 from their class picture. Great idea, right? 15 00:00:36,378 --> 00:00:37,937 Is it mock time yet? 16 00:00:37,977 --> 00:00:39,422 Just put it on, shawn. 17 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:40,822 Okay, fine. 18 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:41,988 Excuse me. 19 00:00:42,421 --> 00:00:44,214 There. You happy now? 20 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:46,520 - Shawn, that isn't you, is it? - No, it isn't. 21 00:00:46,521 --> 00:00:48,753 - It's judd nelson, isn't it? - Yes, it is, 22 00:00:48,812 --> 00:00:50,919 and it's sweet, sweet, nice. 23 00:00:51,771 --> 00:00:53,433 Look who just rolled in. 24 00:00:53,466 --> 00:00:55,648 Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy. 25 00:00:58,293 --> 00:01:00,095 From Fresh Horses. 26 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,283 That's Howie Tolkin. 27 00:01:01,284 --> 00:01:03,106 He was our quarterback junior and senior year. 28 00:01:03,107 --> 00:01:04,264 We had a football team? 29 00:01:04,324 --> 00:01:05,653 - Yes. - Tackle? 30 00:01:05,654 --> 00:01:07,642 - Seriously? - Who's the prom queen? 31 00:01:07,643 --> 00:01:09,670 She's the prom queen. Eileen mazwell. 32 00:01:09,671 --> 00:01:11,179 You really don't remember any of this? 33 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:12,531 They're married now. 34 00:01:13,928 --> 00:01:17,485 Dude, you didn't tell me abigail lytar was coming. 35 00:01:17,653 --> 00:01:18,772 Oh, yeah. 36 00:01:21,463 --> 00:01:23,594 I should... Should say hello. 37 00:01:27,404 --> 00:01:29,254 Abigail lytar. 38 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:32,699 Judd nelson. 39 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:33,899 In the flesh. 40 00:01:34,493 --> 00:01:37,163 I loved you infrom the hip. 41 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,472 Thank you very much. 42 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,613 You know, there are those who believe 43 00:01:40,614 --> 00:01:42,592 I flared my nostrils too much in that film. 44 00:01:42,593 --> 00:01:45,030 Oh, no. I mean, how else could we have possibly known how 45 00:01:45,031 --> 00:01:47,093 angst-ridden you were? 46 00:01:47,139 --> 00:01:48,752 I agree. 47 00:01:49,397 --> 00:01:50,873 So... 48 00:01:51,108 --> 00:01:53,910 Yeah, so... 49 00:01:54,809 --> 00:01:58,664 - Hello, abigail. - Hi. I need you to go to the cafeteria 50 00:01:58,665 --> 00:02:00,601 and grab another stack of folding chairs for me. 51 00:02:00,602 --> 00:02:02,636 - We're already short. - Consider it done. 52 00:02:02,637 --> 00:02:04,248 One problem: where's the cafeteria? 53 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,940 Did you even attend this school? Just grab the chairs. 54 00:02:06,941 --> 00:02:08,508 I don't know where i'm going. 55 00:02:08,509 --> 00:02:10,378 Maybe abigail could help you. 56 00:02:10,379 --> 00:02:11,813 I like that. 57 00:02:12,047 --> 00:02:13,797 I like that very much. 58 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:22,006 You really don't remember what happened between us 59 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:25,656 in high school, do you? Stern's wharf senior year. 60 00:02:25,657 --> 00:02:27,528 The carnival on the pier. 61 00:02:27,529 --> 00:02:29,520 You pursued me, like, every day of senior year. 62 00:02:29,521 --> 00:02:31,893 And then I finally agreed to go out with you, 63 00:02:31,894 --> 00:02:34,588 and then you didn't show up. 64 00:02:35,263 --> 00:02:38,535 I... yeah. Yes. 65 00:02:38,536 --> 00:02:41,244 Here's the thing, abigail. And not a lot of people know this. 66 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:44,403 I was actually working as a midwife back then. Family business. 67 00:02:44,404 --> 00:02:47,683 And I got a call from a client ate at night going into labor. 68 00:02:47,909 --> 00:02:49,645 34 hours. 69 00:02:49,646 --> 00:02:53,464 That's a lot of screaming, fair amount of pushing, some dilation, tongs. 70 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,500 I can see where it wouldn't have occurred to you to call me. 71 00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:57,082 But you know what? It was 13 years ago. 72 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:59,856 - Hardly matters now. - Exactly is what I'm saying. 73 00:02:59,873 --> 00:03:02,258 It's like forever ago. We're adults now, doing adult things. 74 00:03:02,259 --> 00:03:04,517 And you're a teacher. That's fantastic. 75 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,525 What about you? Or are you still in midwifery? 76 00:03:07,526 --> 00:03:09,226 No, no. 77 00:03:09,227 --> 00:03:11,641 I've dabbled in quite a few things, actually. 78 00:03:11,642 --> 00:03:14,953 But I landed quite nicely on psychic detective. 79 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,020 That's for real. 80 00:03:20,605 --> 00:03:23,120 Who would actually choose to be a psychic? 81 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:25,904 First of all, it's a gift. It's not a choice. 82 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,164 And I happen to be very, very good at it. 83 00:03:29,059 --> 00:03:32,804 I solve crimes for the santa barbara police department. 84 00:03:32,805 --> 00:03:34,497 It's kind of a big deal. 85 00:03:34,498 --> 00:03:36,297 You solve crimes? 86 00:03:36,312 --> 00:03:37,774 All the time. 87 00:03:38,737 --> 00:03:41,017 Okay, well, you be sure to let me know 88 00:03:41,018 --> 00:03:43,261 if you sense that, you know, someone here at the reunion 89 00:03:43,262 --> 00:03:46,070 is gonna steal my lunch money. 90 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,301 That's very clever. 91 00:03:53,506 --> 00:03:55,113 Did you see that? 92 00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:57,900 What, is someone getting their lunch money stolen? 93 00:03:58,345 --> 00:04:01,543 I think it's a little bit bigger than that. 94 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,681 Psych 302 "Murder?…Anyone?…Anyone?…Bueller?" 95 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,997 Synchro : Flolo 96 00:04:19,011 --> 00:04:22,031 For SeriesSub.com 97 00:04:24,144 --> 00:04:26,085 Someone was murdered here. 98 00:04:26,086 --> 00:04:30,937 I am absolutely 100% certain that I sensed a body drop here. 99 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,390 Right here. 100 00:04:33,187 --> 00:04:34,690 I don't know who. 101 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:38,034 But I can see he was wearing a... Letterman's jacket of some sort. 102 00:04:38,035 --> 00:04:39,881 Are you doing this to me on purpose? 103 00:04:39,953 --> 00:04:41,753 Are you fabricating some kind of foul play 104 00:04:41,754 --> 00:04:43,819 - just to mess up the night for me? - Yes, I am. 105 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:45,697 I killed someone here at our high school reunion 106 00:04:45,698 --> 00:04:48,161 just to foil your 13-year video retrospective 107 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,499 of best pep rally moments. 108 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,721 Do you even know what a pep captain is? 109 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:54,481 Yeah, he's a male cheerleader I believe. 110 00:04:54,482 --> 00:04:56,681 It's a leader among men. 111 00:04:56,682 --> 00:04:58,536 A leader among men. 112 00:04:58,537 --> 00:05:00,057 Who cheers. 113 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:01,652 I sawbring it on. 114 00:05:01,653 --> 00:05:05,290 Oh, wait, I get it. You guys are dating. You're together. 115 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:07,668 - Everything makes sense. - We are not dating. 116 00:05:07,687 --> 00:05:10,086 Are you kidding me? He was voted most likely to succeed. 117 00:05:10,087 --> 00:05:11,621 Think he's gonna date me? 118 00:05:11,622 --> 00:05:14,678 - No body, no crime, shawn. - Gus, buddy... 119 00:05:14,679 --> 00:05:16,660 No body, no crime. 120 00:05:17,197 --> 00:05:19,083 No body, no crime. 121 00:05:19,213 --> 00:05:22,137 - He's just gonna keep saying that, isn't he? - I believe so. Yes. 122 00:05:22,497 --> 00:05:24,082 But... 123 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:27,162 - You don't believe me either? - No body, no crime, shawn. 124 00:05:27,163 --> 00:05:29,268 But... Abigail. 125 00:05:42,619 --> 00:05:44,939 - Hello? - Hey, hi. 126 00:05:46,328 --> 00:05:49,226 Yes, yes, it's me, henry, your ex-husband. 127 00:05:49,227 --> 00:05:51,823 Look, I don't want to bother you. But... 128 00:05:52,405 --> 00:05:55,425 - How you doing? - Great. And you? 129 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:57,441 Great. Doing great. 130 00:06:00,076 --> 00:06:02,768 - Well, there's that. - Hey, mad, listen. 131 00:06:02,769 --> 00:06:06,576 I'm just about to cook up a steak here, 132 00:06:06,577 --> 00:06:08,865 and I've got another one sitting right next to it. 133 00:06:08,866 --> 00:06:11,578 I was just thinking, you know, if you're hungry, you could, 134 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:12,917 would you... 135 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,434 Or not, I... 136 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:20,412 Honestly, I would love to taste one of your steaks. 137 00:06:20,823 --> 00:06:23,898 But I just had a delicious salad from room service. 138 00:06:24,362 --> 00:06:27,640 Hey, no biggie. I, you know... Of course. 139 00:06:27,641 --> 00:06:29,467 I just was concerned that you hadn't eaten 140 00:06:29,468 --> 00:06:32,840 and now that I know that you had salad, I feel better and... 141 00:06:36,908 --> 00:06:38,363 Have a good night. 142 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:39,643 You too. 143 00:06:48,251 --> 00:06:50,514 Okay, dude, I think I'm on to something. 144 00:06:50,515 --> 00:06:52,750 Now, true, there may not be an actual body. 145 00:06:52,751 --> 00:06:54,872 But I am telling you that a very real crime 146 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,892 was committed here and there is very real evidence. 147 00:06:56,893 --> 00:06:59,746 I would like to see some evidence of some folding chairs, shawn. 148 00:06:59,747 --> 00:07:01,322 If you're not gonna take this seriously, 149 00:07:01,323 --> 00:07:04,058 then I will pull out this phone, and I will call lassiter. 150 00:07:04,741 --> 00:07:07,915 Hey, Could you start distributing these ballots for the reunion king 151 00:07:07,916 --> 00:07:10,274 - and queen to everybody? - Dialing. 152 00:07:10,275 --> 00:07:12,002 Connecting. 153 00:07:12,003 --> 00:07:13,876 Ringing. 154 00:07:24,081 --> 00:07:27,799 Lassiter, what are you doing at our reunion? 155 00:07:28,045 --> 00:07:31,036 Well, first off, of course it had to be yours, 156 00:07:31,037 --> 00:07:35,321 'cause that's my luck. And secondly, i'm on a date. 157 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,650 Well, we're on a case, and you're on it with us. 158 00:07:37,651 --> 00:07:40,082 - Not tonight I'm not. - On a date? 159 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:43,154 - With a person? - Yes, with a person. 160 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:45,436 Blonde, yellow dress. 161 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:48,511 Mindy howland? 162 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:51,296 Isn't that the girl who stuffed bobby cobetts 163 00:07:51,312 --> 00:07:53,487 in his own car trunk when he wouldn't kiss her at the spring fling? 164 00:07:53,488 --> 00:07:55,967 We met at the santa barbara bowl at the ravi shankar concert 165 00:07:55,968 --> 00:07:58,923 last week, and she asked me out on a date. 166 00:07:58,924 --> 00:08:01,677 Who goes to someone else's reunion when they barely even know them? 167 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,231 Who goes to a ravi shankar concert? 168 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,354 Look, I didn't realize it was a reunion until I showed up. 169 00:08:05,355 --> 00:08:07,977 But we have a very deep connection. 170 00:08:07,978 --> 00:08:10,149 Same connection you have with the sitar. 171 00:08:10,572 --> 00:08:12,264 Where's my punch, corey? 172 00:08:12,265 --> 00:08:14,396 Yeah, where's her punch, corey? 173 00:08:14,397 --> 00:08:17,115 Hello, mindy. You look... Nice. 174 00:08:17,116 --> 00:08:19,735 Give it up, button-up. I already have a date to this thing. 175 00:08:19,736 --> 00:08:23,118 Mindy, it's official. You've won bitchiest bana. 176 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:26,161 And now I am going to borrow detective lassiter 177 00:08:26,162 --> 00:08:28,154 for as long as I'd like. 178 00:08:28,155 --> 00:08:33,073 - Detec... Wait, he's a cop? - All right, I have to be discreet. 179 00:08:33,074 --> 00:08:35,379 Gus has a very weak constitution for these sort of things. 180 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:37,237 I witnessed a murder here tonight. 181 00:08:37,238 --> 00:08:39,091 - What? Who? - I'm not entirely sure. 182 00:08:39,092 --> 00:08:41,921 - What did you see? - I didn't actually see anything. 183 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,723 I psychically witnessed it with my third eye. 184 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,868 - Where's the body? - There's not one. 185 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:49,615 Listen up. Let me impart to you a little police wisdom 186 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:52,784 we like to throw around down at the station. No body, no crime. 187 00:08:52,785 --> 00:08:56,038 - What, do you guys put that on a t-shirt? - Fine. Who did it and why? 188 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:59,331 I don't know, but... I don't know. 189 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:01,102 - Do you have a murder weapon? - no. 190 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,255 Well, then good night, spencer. 191 00:09:06,722 --> 00:09:10,758 This so-called football team of ours, were we any good? 192 00:09:10,779 --> 00:09:13,513 Yes, we won state champ our senior year. 193 00:09:13,514 --> 00:09:15,423 Seriously, you didn't go to any of the games? 194 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:18,113 The games were on fridays. That would mean missing step by step. 195 00:09:18,114 --> 00:09:21,806 But this winning state, would that get you some sort of special pin? 196 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:24,729 Yes, shawn. The state champs pin. 197 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:35,958 I got it. 198 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:39,118 - Lassie, I know who the murder victim is. - Who? 199 00:09:39,157 --> 00:09:42,013 Class of '95, sabercats' starting quarterback 200 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:47,905 howie tolkin! 201 00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:49,739 What? 202 00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:58,122 Howie. 203 00:10:02,078 --> 00:10:03,855 Hold that thought. 204 00:10:05,025 --> 00:10:08,674 Look, jules, just get down here as fast as you can. 205 00:10:08,701 --> 00:10:12,077 I really need your help on this case. It's intense. 206 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:15,291 I will fill you in on the rest when you get here. 207 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:17,254 Thank you. 208 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:26,273 So carl, this is my ex-boyfriend from high school all four years, eldon. 209 00:10:26,274 --> 00:10:28,608 - Nice to meet you, buddy. - Yeah. 210 00:10:31,599 --> 00:10:35,371 Right. And this is his, his brand-new wife, stephanie. 211 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:40,900 Yeah. So, I'm dating a cop now. 212 00:10:40,963 --> 00:10:43,081 Oh, really? 213 00:10:43,082 --> 00:10:46,385 - Yeah. - You ever, shoot anybody? 214 00:10:46,386 --> 00:10:48,397 - Well, I don't... - Of course he has. 215 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,057 - Probably a bunch of people. - A bunch? 216 00:10:51,058 --> 00:10:55,436 I mean, you know, what is a bunch really? Yes. 217 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:58,773 Women. Absolutely nothing but heartache, man. 218 00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:01,000 All they want is a ring, man. 219 00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:03,095 They won't stop till they get the ring. 220 00:11:03,149 --> 00:11:05,738 Dude, I could not have said it better myself. 221 00:11:05,805 --> 00:11:09,384 Maybe clearer, but I agree. I'm just like you guys. 222 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:12,200 I... I hope to kiss one... Someday. 223 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:15,480 Exactly. You know, dude, you're just like us. 224 00:11:15,481 --> 00:11:17,801 Marginally employed, single, never been married. 225 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,691 I mean, you get it. 226 00:11:25,179 --> 00:11:27,639 Did you guys see someone tampering with this case? 227 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,204 No, but I wish I'd thought of that. 228 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:31,084 I would love to see that tolkin guy go down. 229 00:11:31,085 --> 00:11:32,660 He terrorized me in high school. 230 00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:35,398 They build a shrine for him 'cause he can throw a football? 231 00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:37,185 - Who cares? - Exactly. 232 00:11:37,186 --> 00:11:40,213 Hey, why don't they build a shrine to my butt? 233 00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:45,192 There you are! I've been looking all over for you. 234 00:11:45,193 --> 00:11:48,491 Dude, you totally lied to us. You have a girl, and she is hot. 235 00:11:48,492 --> 00:11:50,406 Excuse us, dudes. 236 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,326 - Okay, what are you wearing? - What? 237 00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:54,888 You said you were on a case and there were possible 238 00:11:54,889 --> 00:11:56,640 criminal suspects down here that might get spooked 239 00:11:56,641 --> 00:11:58,979 - by cops sniffing around. - Yeah, but what are you wearing? 240 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:01,133 This is a reunion, not the prom. I need you to fit in. 241 00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:03,358 What, this? This isn't a prom dress. 242 00:12:03,359 --> 00:12:05,640 It looks like a prom dress. It's a little... Poofy. 243 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,010 - It doesn't poof. There's no poof. - A slight poof. 244 00:12:08,011 --> 00:12:09,178 Look, it's what I was gonna wear 245 00:12:09,179 --> 00:12:11,595 to my high school reunion that I couldn't go to because I was on a case. 246 00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:14,286 Just show me where these suspects are that I need to vet. 247 00:12:14,287 --> 00:12:16,856 I don't know if you need to "vet" anything. The animals are fine. 248 00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:19,083 But let's poof on over, and I'll point 'em out to you. 249 00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:21,912 Oh, thanks for playing up that whole tough guy 250 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:24,667 cop thing, you know, with eldon. That was really nice of you. 251 00:12:24,668 --> 00:12:26,466 I think the "i'm packing heat" thing 252 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,661 was a little overboard, but he seemed to buy it, so... 253 00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:30,613 But I am packing heat. 254 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,203 That's cute. What, do you squeeze the trigger 255 00:12:34,204 --> 00:12:36,513 and a little pen comes out so you can write people parking tickets? 256 00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:39,550 Barnaby jones, why don't you hold my purse while I go dance. 257 00:12:40,450 --> 00:12:42,992 I called you because I need your help. 258 00:12:42,993 --> 00:12:45,491 Oh, my god! It's howie and eileen! 259 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:49,871 Abe froman, sausage king of chicago. 260 00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:53,120 Yes! We all spent our wonder years together. 261 00:12:53,121 --> 00:12:55,329 - Right. - You guys look great. 262 00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:59,075 Especially you. I want you battin' clean-up, if you catch my meaning. 263 00:12:59,076 --> 00:13:01,094 Look at that package? 264 00:13:01,095 --> 00:13:05,114 I don't mean to be a downer, guys, but did you know that somebody tampered 265 00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,884 with your football shrine? 266 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,894 Dude, seriously, that's just old high school stuff. 267 00:13:08,895 --> 00:13:12,893 I don't even think about that anymore. I'm actually on to much bigger stuff now, so. 268 00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:16,152 Howie just announced his candidacy for state assembly last month. 269 00:13:16,153 --> 00:13:20,205 Yeah, dude. I care about the issues I actually think I can make a difference. 270 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,691 - Isn't that right, babe? - That's right, baby. 271 00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:24,604 See, after I fix the state of california, 272 00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:27,318 i'm gonna write a motivational book for losers who need help. 273 00:13:27,319 --> 00:13:30,512 And the working title right now is move it... Or move it! 274 00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:34,137 That is so much stuff. 275 00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:36,326 When will you find time to tape larry lester's 276 00:13:36,327 --> 00:13:37,987 butt cheeks together? 277 00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:41,941 Never sawbreakfast club? Either of you? 278 00:13:42,628 --> 00:13:44,117 Okay, baby. 279 00:13:44,118 --> 00:13:46,639 Howie wants one of those little mini quesadillas. 280 00:13:46,674 --> 00:13:48,221 Let's get after it. 281 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:51,375 Who hasn't seen the breakfast club? 282 00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:54,768 You honestly don't think there's anything suspicious about those two? 283 00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:59,273 I'm not sure. I mean, for a guy who's clearly stuck in the past, 284 00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,737 he seemed to brush off the whole vandalism 285 00:14:01,738 --> 00:14:03,703 of his trophy case thing pretty easily. 286 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,354 I could dust the case for prints, but that's it. 287 00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:09,207 Anyone who enters or exits this place is a suspect. 288 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,517 This thing ends before I solve the homicide, 289 00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:14,160 you can kiss the murderer good-bye. Gus, thank goodness. 290 00:14:14,161 --> 00:14:16,689 I need to get to the roof. I need to get into the library. 291 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,917 I need to psychically remember everything about high school. 292 00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:21,774 That stuff is locked up tight. This place is like fort knox tonight. 293 00:14:22,573 --> 00:14:23,698 Fine. 294 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:26,952 - Where's the gymnasium? - We're in the gymnasium. 295 00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:32,905 Buddy, you did a really nice job. 296 00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:38,938 Hey, shawn, what's up? 297 00:14:38,939 --> 00:14:41,338 Listen, dad, remember that box 298 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,843 of my old high school stuff that mom put away for me? 299 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,580 It was just... It was a box of stuff. 300 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,097 - What box? - The box. 301 00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,969 What box, shawn? 302 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:52,148 What am I thinking? Mom's in town. Do me a favor. 303 00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:53,998 Call her, find out where she put it. 304 00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:56,565 - I can't. I can't. - What do you mean you can't? 305 00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:59,259 I can't. I just talked to her, shawn, and I think she thought... 306 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,844 I mean, supposedly she had a salad. 307 00:15:01,845 --> 00:15:03,739 Who am I to think that she didn't have a salad? 308 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,084 Dad, I need this box. 309 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:09,061 I'm on a case, okay? Just call her, locate the box. 310 00:15:09,062 --> 00:15:11,398 - I will come get it from you. - Fine. 311 00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:12,675 Fine. 312 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:15,334 What is he talk... I don't... 313 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:20,734 - I just don't see it. - You're not looking. 314 00:15:20,973 --> 00:15:23,515 There's so much stuff. What is all this crap? 315 00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:26,499 - It's your life. - These boxes are not my life. 316 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,055 Well, it's stuff from your life anyway. 317 00:15:29,056 --> 00:15:30,628 I boxed it all up 'cause I thought 318 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,637 maybe someday you'd want to look at it again... 319 00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:35,583 - When you're old and crotchety. - Yeah, well, I just want to dump it all. 320 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:38,330 Which in your case would be today. 321 00:15:40,002 --> 00:15:41,998 Look it... Look it this. Look at that. 322 00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:43,944 - What is it? - It's a matchbox car. 323 00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:46,541 It's shawn's first one. I bought it for him. I brought it home, remember? 324 00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:49,265 - I do. - He never even played with it. 325 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:53,747 - You bought him a squad car. - But they're all police cars. 326 00:15:53,748 --> 00:15:55,755 But they're all police cars. 327 00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:57,892 - All 20 of them. - No, no, no. They're all different. 328 00:15:57,893 --> 00:16:00,584 You see that one there? That's a squad car. 329 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,591 This one here... See that? 330 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,836 That's a paddy wagon. 331 00:16:05,558 --> 00:16:08,616 A prison transport vehicle. That's an old one. 332 00:16:08,955 --> 00:16:10,513 Look at that. 333 00:16:10,706 --> 00:16:12,592 Crowd control van. 334 00:16:12,593 --> 00:16:15,361 Look, it even has little tiny water cannons up on top. 335 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,730 Here's the box he wanted. 336 00:16:20,325 --> 00:16:22,936 You know, I thought you would've become, 337 00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:25,758 like, a doctor or something like that. 338 00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:29,208 Well, what I do is pretty fascinating. 339 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,589 Really? How so? 340 00:16:32,698 --> 00:16:35,517 Well, with my specialty, which is mucus reducers, 341 00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:37,468 I use a mixture of... 342 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,516 Did I also tell you that I have a side psychic detective business 343 00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:44,227 that I started with my buddy? 344 00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:46,462 - Really? - Yeah. 345 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,752 And I may or may not have tracked down a counterfeiter, 346 00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:53,107 unveiled a nanny ring, saved the show american duos, 347 00:16:53,108 --> 00:16:55,465 - stuff like that. - That was you? 348 00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,456 I remember that. 349 00:16:57,457 --> 00:17:00,053 I'm kind of working on a case right now. 350 00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:03,486 Really? God, that's hot. 351 00:17:14,147 --> 00:17:16,662 - What are you guys doing here? - Oh, we slid in. 352 00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:18,267 We brought you the box you were bitching about. 353 00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:20,338 No, no, no, dad. I asked you to locate the box 354 00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:22,107 so that I could come pick it up from you. 355 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,526 Not to drag mom down to my high school reunion. 356 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,753 Lighten up, honey. What are you so worried about? 357 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,530 It's not like i'm gonna pull out a kleenex, 358 00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:31,157 wet it, and then wipe the corners of your mouth. 359 00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:34,826 Look, it's gus. I have to say hello. 360 00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:37,423 No, mom, there aren't really any other parents here. 361 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,954 Awesome. 362 00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,632 What exactly are you up to? 363 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,769 All right, look, shawn, I went to this school too. 364 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,432 So it was my school long before it was yours. 365 00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:46,175 Okay, fine. You win "oldest student here" award. 366 00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:47,996 Now will you please leave? I'm sure the nondescript 367 00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:50,143 blazer rental place is about to close. 368 00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:52,455 Hey hey, cutie patootie! 369 00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:55,092 Look, seriously, my name is carlton, okay? 370 00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:57,500 How hard is that to remember? Carl-ton. 371 00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,332 Yeah, I know your name, silly. 372 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,833 I just think a better name for you is cutie patootie. 373 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:04,866 You know, because you have such a cutie patootie. 374 00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,324 Hey, there! 375 00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,461 Exactly how much of that punch have you had? 376 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,163 Just enough to realize, you know, 377 00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:15,076 that I might've been a little short with you before and I'm very sorry. 378 00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:16,940 Can you forgive me? 379 00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,641 - Maybe. - Yeah? 380 00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:21,800 Yeah? Good, 'cause I... 381 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:26,610 I have just one teensy weensy little tiny favor to ask of you. 382 00:18:26,863 --> 00:18:28,421 What's that? 383 00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:31,537 I need you to make a move on eldon's wife, stephanie, 384 00:18:31,538 --> 00:18:34,802 'cause I want that painted whore out of the picture, okay? 385 00:18:34,803 --> 00:18:39,159 - Can you do that for me? - No, I cannot do that for you. 386 00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:41,121 Fine. 387 00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:43,407 You suck! 388 00:18:43,408 --> 00:18:44,945 What? 389 00:18:45,196 --> 00:18:46,904 Your purse! 390 00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:48,833 Crap. 391 00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:51,091 Oh, great. 392 00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:56,449 Well, that figures. 393 00:19:04,515 --> 00:19:06,265 What are those? 394 00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:08,447 Just a copy of every key in the school. 395 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,514 By the end of senior year, I managed to become 396 00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:14,559 a member of the trans-american western custodial union, local 456. 397 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,560 Don't hold me to this, but I believe I still have voting privileges. 398 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,454 It's been 35 years since I've wandered these halls. 399 00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:25,135 I think I'm gonna take a look around. You wanna join me? 400 00:19:25,136 --> 00:19:27,585 That depends. Do you have a hall pass? 401 00:19:27,586 --> 00:19:30,488 You kidding? I used to own these halls. 402 00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:41,017 Did you bring me a glass of punch as some sort of 13-year peace offering? 403 00:19:41,183 --> 00:19:42,857 Oh, no. 404 00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:45,317 Sorry, these are both for me actually. 405 00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:48,769 I can grab you one though if you'd like. 406 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,751 No. I do have a question for you though. 407 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,648 Assuming that parker stevenson had never been born, 408 00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:58,443 have you ever seen a very attractive man 409 00:19:58,444 --> 00:20:00,033 solve a crime before? 410 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:02,788 I did see john cusack prevent a jaywalking once. 411 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:11,102 This is good. 412 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,404 Yeah. 413 00:20:13,866 --> 00:20:16,996 Just, give me a minute. I'm gonna have to do my thing, okay? 414 00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:19,060 You might want to steady or brace yourself. 415 00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:21,282 - Why, what's going to happen? - Well, I can't really say 416 00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:22,733 with any degree of accuracy. 417 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:25,699 But I can tell you that some animals, slow adults, 418 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,134 and beautiful girls have been known to swoon. 419 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,242 - You just called me slow. - Excuse me. 420 00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:40,643 Are you okay? 421 00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:52,802 I'm a slave to it. 422 00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:02,696 Wait for it. 423 00:21:04,171 --> 00:21:06,098 Wait for it. 424 00:21:07,772 --> 00:21:09,336 Don't do that. 425 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:10,884 Don't mock the spirit. 426 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,391 It's beneath you. 427 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,183 Have you everwondered... 428 00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:24,144 Why you haven't been married yet? 429 00:21:24,145 --> 00:21:26,388 I don't have to wonder. I know why. 430 00:21:26,389 --> 00:21:28,223 Well, why? 431 00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:29,918 I will get married... 432 00:21:29,919 --> 00:21:31,590 Someday. 433 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,888 I just haven't met him yet. 434 00:21:33,889 --> 00:21:35,528 You don't think. 435 00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:38,934 - What about you? - What about me, abigail? 436 00:21:39,141 --> 00:21:44,640 Lots of strapping, brilliant-type guys never got married. 437 00:21:45,061 --> 00:21:48,282 Ludwig van beethoven. Sir isaac newton, right? 438 00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,790 Doing his thing. 439 00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:51,698 Jon lovitz. 440 00:21:53,548 --> 00:21:56,064 Jon lovitz's brother. 441 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:59,269 - Jon lovitz has a brother? - Does it really... Matter? 442 00:22:12,091 --> 00:22:15,008 - I just figured it out. - What? Why you never got married? 443 00:22:15,009 --> 00:22:17,427 No... I know who our murders are. 444 00:22:20,571 --> 00:22:22,016 So, wait... 445 00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:24,602 Now you are saying that howie and eileen are the killers? 446 00:22:24,603 --> 00:22:27,181 - Yep. - Wasn't howie the victim at one point? 447 00:22:27,182 --> 00:22:29,009 That is so 40 minutes ago. 448 00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:31,059 I bet you're still telling your friends to "chillax." 449 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:33,486 Why would two people who just killed someone 450 00:22:33,487 --> 00:22:36,072 be so casual: smiling, dancing. 451 00:22:36,073 --> 00:22:38,640 I agree. It is both surreal and disturbing 452 00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:41,210 to watch two murderers do the cabbage patch. 453 00:22:41,211 --> 00:22:42,834 But that's the point. 454 00:22:42,881 --> 00:22:45,368 They're trying to look as casual as possible. 455 00:22:49,504 --> 00:22:51,144 But I'm not fooled. 456 00:22:51,276 --> 00:22:54,201 The question is why are they sticking around? 457 00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,282 Looking for info on our beloved couple. 458 00:22:58,283 --> 00:23:01,235 Anything that might say "future killers." 459 00:23:01,236 --> 00:23:03,000 What does that word even mean anyway: 460 00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:06,163 "greatness." It's like they purposely set you up for failure. 461 00:23:06,164 --> 00:23:09,268 I mean, what have I done in my life that anyone would say was great? 462 00:23:09,269 --> 00:23:12,308 Dude, the perfect coa roundness of your head alone makes you great. 463 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,581 That's easy for you to say. 464 00:23:14,582 --> 00:23:17,330 No one had any expectations you would amount to greatness. 465 00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:20,460 Don't be an incorrigible eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon. 466 00:23:20,461 --> 00:23:22,404 It doesn't matter what these people think of you. 467 00:23:22,405 --> 00:23:24,604 But, and I put this out there as a challenge to you, 468 00:23:24,605 --> 00:23:27,331 you really want to show 'em you've lived up to your potential? 469 00:23:27,332 --> 00:23:31,136 Help me solve this case, please. Come on, how many of our classmates 470 00:23:31,189 --> 00:23:32,730 are out there solving a murder tonight? 471 00:23:32,731 --> 00:23:35,289 A handful maybe? You could be one of them. 472 00:23:45,058 --> 00:23:46,157 Ducky. 473 00:23:46,694 --> 00:23:48,704 - What? - Dude! 474 00:23:48,705 --> 00:23:51,105 We've been looking in the wrong john hughes movie. 475 00:23:51,142 --> 00:23:55,365 This isn'tbreakfast club, orcurly sue, ormr. Mom,and it certainly isn't flubber. 476 00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:57,812 - Why are you hatin' on flubber? - I would never hate on flubber. 477 00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,133 I'm not following. 478 00:23:59,134 --> 00:24:01,327 What do all the best john hughes movies have in common? 479 00:24:01,328 --> 00:24:03,838 A love triangle. There's always... 480 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,679 A ducky. 481 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,389 Do you recognize that guy? 482 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:09,944 Vaguely. I don't know his name though. 483 00:24:09,945 --> 00:24:11,497 Check the grad pics. 484 00:24:14,881 --> 00:24:18,379 He didn't show up. 17 no-shows. He's one of them. 485 00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:22,064 The question is which one. Ducky, where are you? 486 00:24:22,065 --> 00:24:23,655 Is this the same guy? 487 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,634 Good work, gus. This is good. 488 00:24:32,548 --> 00:24:35,927 I think I just figured something out. I gotta make a quick stop. 489 00:24:35,928 --> 00:24:38,088 Are we back in business, partner? 490 00:24:38,089 --> 00:24:39,978 Milo and otis. 491 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,765 - I get to be otis? - That's a given. 492 00:24:41,766 --> 00:24:43,790 Okay, but look, I have to get back 493 00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:45,679 to the gym and make sure all the ballots are in or we won't have 494 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,189 a reunion king and queen. 495 00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:49,546 - Meet you there? - Yeah. Or we could meet back here 496 00:24:49,547 --> 00:24:52,425 and give each other makeovers to karla devito's we are not alone. 497 00:24:52,426 --> 00:24:53,779 It's your choice. 498 00:25:11,330 --> 00:25:12,816 Dad? 499 00:25:14,543 --> 00:25:16,797 What are you doing here? How did... 500 00:25:16,798 --> 00:25:19,279 - How did you even get in here? - Place was open. 501 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,480 Your mom and I were just looking around. 502 00:25:21,481 --> 00:25:24,224 - She's in the bathroom. - So what, you just... 503 00:25:25,182 --> 00:25:28,340 You just thought it was a normal thing so sit here in the dark? 504 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,033 I used to fix up cars in this very place 505 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,805 when I was in high school. 506 00:25:32,806 --> 00:25:35,858 I actually dropped the tranny out of a '57 chevy just like this one. 507 00:25:35,859 --> 00:25:37,936 Practically rebuilt the thing from scratch. 508 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:41,509 When that thing was done, baby, I'll tell you, it purred. 509 00:25:42,516 --> 00:25:44,224 Now I feel awful. 510 00:25:44,225 --> 00:25:45,881 - Why? - Mom. 511 00:25:46,163 --> 00:25:48,934 She's still in the bathroom. She missed that entire story. 512 00:25:48,935 --> 00:25:51,955 It's not my fault that you never cared about anything in high school. 513 00:25:52,061 --> 00:25:55,628 Yeah, well, as it turns out, it seems I did care about something. 514 00:25:55,862 --> 00:25:58,089 I guess it doesn't matter much anymore. 515 00:26:01,054 --> 00:26:03,418 Dad, do you think you can miss out on a moment? 516 00:26:03,421 --> 00:26:05,498 - What do you mean? - Like an opportunity. 517 00:26:05,499 --> 00:26:08,371 You think you could miss an opportunity in a moment. 518 00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:10,290 You know, and then it's too late. 519 00:26:10,787 --> 00:26:13,178 And the course of your life is changed forever. 520 00:26:13,366 --> 00:26:15,547 Yeah. Absolutely. 521 00:26:17,612 --> 00:26:20,308 Wait a minute. Is this about a girl? 522 00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:21,769 Maybe. 523 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:24,656 Life is not made up of a single moment. 524 00:26:24,657 --> 00:26:26,893 It's made up of a gazillion moments. 525 00:26:26,894 --> 00:26:28,990 What defines us is the choice we make 526 00:26:28,991 --> 00:26:31,140 in the next moment, and the one after that. 527 00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:32,774 These moments, shawn, they're happening. 528 00:26:32,775 --> 00:26:35,025 They're all around us all the time. 529 00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:40,844 You're having one right now. 530 00:26:40,845 --> 00:26:44,590 I just keep wondering, like, what if I'd made a different choice, you know, 531 00:26:44,591 --> 00:26:47,317 like, on a particular night, in one of these moments, 532 00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:50,819 - who would I be now? - Well, I suspect that you 533 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,705 wouldn't be you. 534 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,824 Good talk, dad. I gotta run. 535 00:27:02,306 --> 00:27:04,999 Actually, there is one more thing. 536 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,130 Do you think I could borrow your underpants? 537 00:27:07,131 --> 00:27:09,561 Just... Just for, like, ten minutes. 538 00:27:11,962 --> 00:27:13,753 Oh, come on! 539 00:27:13,754 --> 00:27:15,169 We're already in the car! 540 00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:18,435 These are... These are iconic film references i'm making tonight. 541 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,592 - His name is peter colter, class of '95. - Can we hurry this up? 542 00:27:23,593 --> 00:27:25,751 I'm due back in the gym to make my presentation. 543 00:27:25,752 --> 00:27:27,329 If chief vick knew I was running names for you guys, 544 00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:29,933 - i'd lose my ass. - We definitely don't want that to happen. 545 00:27:29,934 --> 00:27:32,448 - Oh, wait... I have something. - What is it? 546 00:27:32,449 --> 00:27:35,368 Well, it's not criminal, but it's an accident report. 547 00:27:35,369 --> 00:27:38,608 There was an accident on june 6th, 1995. 548 00:27:38,609 --> 00:27:41,144 - That was three days before graduation. - Peter colter was the driver. 549 00:27:41,145 --> 00:27:43,823 Alcohol was involved. He hit another vehicle head-on. 550 00:27:43,824 --> 00:27:46,151 A man was thrown from the car 20 feet. 551 00:27:46,152 --> 00:27:48,116 We was rushed to the hospital, survived in a coma 552 00:27:48,117 --> 00:27:50,954 for seven months and eventually died from internal injuries. 553 00:27:50,955 --> 00:27:54,115 Peter colter was then charged with involuntary manslaughter 554 00:27:54,116 --> 00:27:56,194 and received six years probation. But 555 00:27:56,195 --> 00:27:58,611 there were two other passengers in the car with him. 556 00:27:58,612 --> 00:28:00,082 - Let me guess. - Howie tolkin and eileen mazwell 557 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:03,525 Yeah, how'd you know that? 558 00:28:03,526 --> 00:28:07,036 Because I've seen pretty in pink, like, 75 times. 559 00:28:07,037 --> 00:28:09,029 Wait, wait, and here's something else. 560 00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:12,858 Well, it's small, but some petty theft that was out of state. 561 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:18,941 Shoplifting in fallon, nevada, which leads me to a restraining order. 562 00:28:18,942 --> 00:28:22,510 It was placed one month ago by eileen mazwell and peter colter. 563 00:28:22,762 --> 00:28:25,058 - For what? - Harassment. 564 00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:31,639 Peter wasn't driving the car that night. It was howie. 565 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,250 What, and he took the rap for the accident? Why? 566 00:28:34,251 --> 00:28:37,827 A moment and a choice. Look, howie and eileen killed peter. 567 00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:39,347 I know it all now. 568 00:28:39,348 --> 00:28:41,545 - But no body, no crime. - Seriously, jules? 569 00:28:41,546 --> 00:28:43,799 That has to be on a poster around here somewhere. 570 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,298 - It's just something we say. - Wait, so we know who the killers are. 571 00:28:46,299 --> 00:28:48,154 We know who they killed. But we don't have a body? 572 00:28:48,155 --> 00:28:50,326 - Where is it? - Well, if I was just some average guy 573 00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:53,497 without any superpowers, i'd say, I don't know. Why you asking me? 574 00:28:53,770 --> 00:28:58,218 But as head psychic of the santa barbara police department, i'd say 575 00:28:58,978 --> 00:29:01,930 I don't know, why are you asking me? 576 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,971 It's still hidden somewhere at that school! 577 00:29:04,972 --> 00:29:07,390 O'hara, what are you doing here this late? 578 00:29:07,391 --> 00:29:08,708 I thought you were off tonight. 579 00:29:08,709 --> 00:29:12,202 Yeah, you know, I was out, stopped back by. 580 00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:15,211 I, you know, forgot my, chapstick. 581 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,931 Which I now have. 582 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,495 - Where were you at, your prom? - Why would you say that? 583 00:29:20,496 --> 00:29:22,370 Because you're wearing a prom dress. 584 00:29:25,159 --> 00:29:27,851 - And are you two on a case? - Chief. 585 00:29:27,852 --> 00:29:29,753 Because I don't remember assigning you one. 586 00:29:29,754 --> 00:29:32,924 - What are you looking at? - She was helping me. I just made a bust. 587 00:29:32,994 --> 00:29:36,062 - And who is that? - That is a real schizoid. 588 00:29:36,178 --> 00:29:39,693 Elizabeth reba davis, a.k.a. Mindy howland. 589 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:43,861 Woman's been filling false prescriptions under fake names since '96. 590 00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:46,803 I see. Well, 591 00:29:47,058 --> 00:29:48,826 good work, people. 592 00:29:50,338 --> 00:29:52,834 Oh, and by the way, whatever it is 593 00:29:52,835 --> 00:29:55,682 you're really working on, you're not being paid for this. 594 00:30:01,465 --> 00:30:03,692 - Thank you for that, lassiter. - Yeah, sweet. 595 00:30:03,693 --> 00:30:05,400 Look, if you don't mind, i'm gonna get back to this. 596 00:30:05,401 --> 00:30:07,997 I don't want to miss the mug shots. I'm having fun. 597 00:30:07,998 --> 00:30:10,495 It's the best date I've been on in a long time. 598 00:30:12,871 --> 00:30:15,263 He landed here. We know that. 599 00:30:15,554 --> 00:30:17,686 There's no other entrance they could've gotten into 600 00:30:17,687 --> 00:30:20,829 unless they dragged the body 200 yards all the way back to the gym. 601 00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:26,070 Wait a minute. 602 00:30:30,885 --> 00:30:35,668 - That... Is the girls' locker room. - Oh, now that he remembers. 603 00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:39,847 How would they even get a body down there anyway? 604 00:30:39,848 --> 00:30:42,230 That's, like, a 13-foot drop. 605 00:30:42,997 --> 00:30:45,412 There's only one way to find out, partner. 606 00:30:45,413 --> 00:30:47,709 I'm gonna ease you down, and I'll be right behind you. 607 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:49,261 You must be out of your damn mind. 608 00:30:49,262 --> 00:30:51,658 - I'm not going down there first. - Are you kidding me? 609 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:54,787 You're gonna do this to me now after I've laid all the ground work? 610 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,779 Now will you just get down there? 611 00:30:56,780 --> 00:30:58,718 I don't want to do it. Help me back up. 612 00:30:58,719 --> 00:31:00,126 What do you mean? You're in. 613 00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:02,505 - Help me up, shawn. - All right. 614 00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:10,046 Now you, shawn. 615 00:31:12,578 --> 00:31:14,942 Dude, I am so sorry. 616 00:31:15,281 --> 00:31:18,411 I didn't realize I've had the keys all along. 617 00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:21,473 - Let's just get to it. - Okay, indeed. 618 00:31:21,474 --> 00:31:24,003 - Let's find us a body. - But first, 619 00:31:24,004 --> 00:31:27,160 let's both of us take a private moment 620 00:31:27,161 --> 00:31:29,484 to pay homage to all of the wonderful things 621 00:31:29,485 --> 00:31:31,931 that have occurred here over the years. 622 00:31:45,627 --> 00:31:48,224 Dude, it's howie and eileen. 623 00:31:48,225 --> 00:31:49,887 That's why they haven't left the reunion. 624 00:31:49,888 --> 00:31:51,431 They stashed the body, but now they've got to move it. 625 00:31:51,432 --> 00:31:53,228 Yeah, but where is it? 626 00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:03,026 Did you hear that? 627 00:32:03,027 --> 00:32:04,976 I think there's somebody in here with us. 628 00:32:04,977 --> 00:32:07,179 I think it came from the stalls. 629 00:32:42,370 --> 00:32:43,860 Nobody's there. 630 00:32:44,275 --> 00:32:45,792 Check the lockers. 631 00:33:01,657 --> 00:33:04,636 Do you have a stick or a small leaf? 632 00:33:04,637 --> 00:33:06,495 Why would I have a stick? 633 00:33:27,182 --> 00:33:30,557 We gotta get this body to lassiter if I'm gonna accuse them of the crime. 634 00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:32,157 Why don't we bring lassiter down here? 635 00:33:32,158 --> 00:33:34,242 Yeah, we come back and the body's gone again, come on! 636 00:33:34,243 --> 00:33:36,318 If tolkin finds us, he's gonna strangle us. 637 00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:38,450 He strangles people. 638 00:33:38,841 --> 00:33:40,563 Head or feet? 639 00:33:52,732 --> 00:33:55,698 Were you girls able to get some punch? 640 00:34:03,758 --> 00:34:05,863 What are you doing tomorrow? 641 00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:08,768 Flying to san francisco for work. 642 00:34:08,769 --> 00:34:13,179 - You know I'm just here for a little while. - Yeah, of course. I, just, I... 643 00:34:14,315 --> 00:34:17,477 Actually, I thought you might want to see my elementary school. 644 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:20,607 - You did? - Yeah, sure, this is... 645 00:34:20,709 --> 00:34:22,827 This is only half the picture. 646 00:34:30,257 --> 00:34:33,007 Yeah! That was fun, right? 647 00:34:33,008 --> 00:34:39,391 So it is now time to announce the reunion prom queen and king. 648 00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:42,057 Howie tolkin! 649 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:49,475 And his real life bride, eileen mazwell! 650 00:34:51,383 --> 00:34:53,024 Where you going? 651 00:34:53,025 --> 00:34:55,300 Howie, eileen, come up here! 652 00:34:58,519 --> 00:35:00,569 This is exciting. 653 00:35:02,882 --> 00:35:04,891 Congratulations. 654 00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:07,570 Looks like history has repeated itself. 655 00:35:08,037 --> 00:35:10,743 Those crowns sure are heavy. 656 00:35:10,753 --> 00:35:12,119 Yes, they are. 657 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,798 Heavy with lies. 658 00:35:15,361 --> 00:35:18,996 You see, my fellow alumni, one of your classmates 659 00:35:19,121 --> 00:35:21,617 was murdered here tonight. 660 00:35:21,618 --> 00:35:24,761 His name was peter colter. He was a smart kid. 661 00:35:24,762 --> 00:35:26,101 He was a wiz at fixing cars. 662 00:35:26,102 --> 00:35:28,037 He was also the water boy for the football team. 663 00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:30,639 The reason you probably don't remember him very well 664 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,949 is because he lived in their shadow. 665 00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:36,349 He worshipped them, do anything for them, 666 00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:39,205 including taking a rap for a tragic car accident 667 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:42,427 that was actually caused by howie. 668 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:46,533 And you let him do it because you didn't want to lose 669 00:35:46,534 --> 00:35:48,990 your precious scholarship. 670 00:35:49,659 --> 00:35:53,090 Poor peter's life was stuck in that moment, and he never recovered. 671 00:35:53,091 --> 00:35:55,105 That's why he didn't show up to take his yearbook photo, 672 00:35:55,106 --> 00:35:58,645 and that's why he moved away and ended up committing petty crimes. 673 00:35:58,859 --> 00:36:02,385 Meanwhile, the two of you moved on to ucla. 674 00:36:02,386 --> 00:36:04,053 You married your prom queen. 675 00:36:04,074 --> 00:36:06,275 Probably never gave your old friend peter another thought. 676 00:36:06,276 --> 00:36:07,655 That is... 677 00:36:07,656 --> 00:36:09,469 Until about a month ago. 678 00:36:09,470 --> 00:36:11,311 Isn't that right, eileen? 679 00:36:11,312 --> 00:36:13,792 Seeing it's no coincidence that the restraining order 680 00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:17,539 the you filed against peter just happened to coincide with howie here 681 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,812 announcing his candidacy in the state assembly. 682 00:36:19,813 --> 00:36:21,711 Peter couldn't take it anymore. 683 00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:24,759 He needed the truth to come out, so he contacted you. 684 00:36:24,777 --> 00:36:26,065 You two did everything you could 685 00:36:26,066 --> 00:36:28,843 to prevent him from coming here tonight, but he came anyway. 686 00:36:28,844 --> 00:36:30,784 He wore his letterman's jacket 687 00:36:30,793 --> 00:36:33,865 with his special state championship pin. 688 00:36:33,866 --> 00:36:37,141 Still stuck in that one moment. 689 00:36:37,349 --> 00:36:39,665 He visited all his old haunts. 690 00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:41,832 Made a stop at the auto shop. 691 00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:45,689 Got a little upset when he saw the trophy shrine 692 00:36:45,690 --> 00:36:47,256 built to celebrate you. 693 00:36:47,257 --> 00:36:50,806 Finally, he confronted you both on the roof, drunk and upset. 694 00:36:50,807 --> 00:36:52,577 You couldn't let him uncover the truth. 695 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:54,866 It was way too much to lose. 696 00:36:54,867 --> 00:36:57,913 So you gave him one final push. 697 00:36:57,914 --> 00:37:01,155 Silenced him once and for all. 698 00:37:01,426 --> 00:37:04,437 Three arrests in one night. Not bad. 699 00:37:04,438 --> 00:37:06,050 Please tell me you have a body. 700 00:37:06,051 --> 00:37:08,671 - It's the furry sabercat backstage. - Great! 701 00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:11,056 Stand up, please. 702 00:37:11,057 --> 00:37:12,417 Up. 703 00:37:12,706 --> 00:37:15,466 Homicide howie, ladies and gentlemen. 704 00:37:17,204 --> 00:37:19,517 And now I'd just like to take this opportunity 705 00:37:19,518 --> 00:37:21,932 to thank someone who's not only responsible 706 00:37:21,933 --> 00:37:24,848 for planning all of this tonight, 707 00:37:24,849 --> 00:37:29,456 complete with a rastafarian theme that you all embraced so heartily, 708 00:37:29,509 --> 00:37:33,315 but who is also the mastermind behind the solving of tonight's crime. 709 00:37:33,316 --> 00:37:35,638 I know it's true, i'm the psychic. 710 00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:41,055 But, often times my revelations are nothing but a cryptic mess. 711 00:37:41,056 --> 00:37:44,609 Tonight, for instance, all I could see were scenes frompretty in pink, 712 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,987 a giant rhombus in a t-shirt that read "soccer moms are easy." 713 00:37:47,988 --> 00:37:50,252 Now I don't know what these things mean, 714 00:37:50,253 --> 00:37:54,947 but gus is somehow able to shape them into cold hard evidential facts. 715 00:37:54,948 --> 00:37:58,017 But that is not what makes him great. No, sir. 716 00:37:59,115 --> 00:38:02,206 Burton guster has been my best friend since we were five. 717 00:38:02,386 --> 00:38:05,707 And maybe, just maybe, 718 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:08,167 if any of you can look yourselves in the mirror 719 00:38:08,168 --> 00:38:10,877 and know that you've been half as good a friend 720 00:38:10,878 --> 00:38:13,693 to someone else as gus has been to me... 721 00:38:14,712 --> 00:38:17,377 Well, you too can be considered great. 722 00:38:18,454 --> 00:38:23,141 Give it up, for my best friend, burton guster. 723 00:38:29,035 --> 00:38:31,179 We must've done something right. 724 00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:33,838 That was all you. 725 00:38:34,405 --> 00:38:36,510 You know that's not true. 726 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:49,038 I must say that was quite impressive. If you're that good of a detective, 727 00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:51,976 I can only imagine what sort of midwife you made. 728 00:38:52,493 --> 00:38:55,950 Okay, this is 13 years overdue, but here goes. 729 00:38:55,951 --> 00:38:57,891 I know that you think that I didn't show up 730 00:38:57,892 --> 00:39:00,324 the night I was supposed to meet you at the carnival, 731 00:39:00,325 --> 00:39:02,909 but the truth is I did. 732 00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:06,260 You were standing at the end of the pier. 733 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:09,759 You were wearing a blue, thin-striped baby doll dress. 734 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,305 Doc marten sandals, black. 735 00:39:12,472 --> 00:39:15,792 You had a row of red butterfly clips in your hair, 736 00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:18,092 short jean jacket and the right pocket was ripped 737 00:39:18,093 --> 00:39:22,203 because you always used to shove your fist in there when you got nervous. 738 00:39:22,204 --> 00:39:24,909 You were pacing back and forth that night. 739 00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:28,470 You waited around almost an hour before you walked away. 740 00:39:29,986 --> 00:39:33,594 These are our tickets to the carnival. 741 00:39:33,595 --> 00:39:35,138 I saved them. 742 00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:37,332 I was so nervous, I choked. 743 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,470 And you know what? That hardly ever happens to me. 744 00:39:39,471 --> 00:39:43,516 But the truth is, abigail, I think I liked you too much. 745 00:39:44,601 --> 00:39:49,742 And somewhere in the back of my head, I knew what that night would mean 746 00:39:49,743 --> 00:39:53,199 and even how my life could be different now 747 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,309 if I hadn't let you walk away. 748 00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:58,255 But this is a different moment, 749 00:39:58,256 --> 00:40:01,003 and it's a chance to make a different choice. 750 00:40:01,004 --> 00:40:05,086 And you're really amazing, and I know we can't go back 751 00:40:05,087 --> 00:40:08,072 in time, but I do wish that there was some way that I... 752 00:40:22,936 --> 00:40:26,494 So I'll just keep thinking, and if there's anything 753 00:40:26,495 --> 00:40:31,200 that comes to mind, i'll let you know that was... Really nice. 754 00:40:31,201 --> 00:40:33,498 - Pretty much perfect. - Yeah. 755 00:40:35,759 --> 00:40:38,014 Pretty much perfect. 756 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:43,611 So where do we go from here? 757 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,318 I don't know. 758 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,280 Maybe this is what... 759 00:40:48,281 --> 00:40:51,102 Closure feels like? 760 00:40:51,103 --> 00:40:52,834 Maybe. 761 00:40:55,385 --> 00:40:58,454 I guess I'll see you at the 20-year reunion. 762 00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:01,645 Yeah... Though knowing gus it'll probably be our 23rd, 763 00:41:01,646 --> 00:41:04,347 Dear leland bosseigh high administrative board. 764 00:41:04,348 --> 00:41:08,213 We accept that you are withholding our deposit of $1,500 for damages. 765 00:41:08,214 --> 00:41:11,212 We also accept that you just see us as you want to see us: 766 00:41:11,213 --> 00:41:14,724 in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. 767 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:18,314 A snarky psychic, an uptight pharmaceuticals salesman, 768 00:41:18,315 --> 00:41:21,113 a pretty female blonde detective, 769 00:41:21,114 --> 00:41:23,954 and a not so pretty, unusually lanky detective. 770 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:26,570 But each of us is all of those things. 771 00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:28,989 Plus our normal fee for solving a murder 772 00:41:28,990 --> 00:41:31,035 in one meaningful evening is twice that. 773 00:41:31,036 --> 00:41:33,907 So enclosed is a bill for $3,000. 774 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,202 Please remit payment in the form of a check 775 00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:38,826 made out simply to "psych." 776 00:41:38,827 --> 00:41:40,958 For SeriesSub.com [V1.0] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net