1 00:00:09,127 --> 00:00:10,366 That was your teacher. 2 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:13,510 Apparently, you were the only one in class who didn't turn in his art assignment. 3 00:00:13,545 --> 00:00:17,446 So there's going to be an empty space on the wall at open house tonight. 4 00:00:18,011 --> 00:00:21,026 Actually, dad, i'm pretty sure i did finish it. 5 00:00:21,061 --> 00:00:22,802 It sounds to me like it was stolen. 6 00:00:22,837 --> 00:00:27,076 Oh, so somebody breaks into the school, and the only thing they steal is your painting? 7 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:30,961 - why's that? - because it's the perfect crime. 8 00:00:31,423 --> 00:00:32,470 Sit. 9 00:00:36,965 --> 00:00:41,030 Shawn, there is no such thing as a perfect crime. 10 00:00:43,329 --> 00:00:46,557 We leave in 45 minutes. make something pretty. 11 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:57,108 Lassie, wow. is your hair starting its own cult? 12 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:59,689 Trying to do a performance review here, mr. spencer. 13 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:01,289 I thank you not to bother us. 14 00:01:01,324 --> 00:01:04,396 That seems like a strange thing to thank me for, but you're welcome, of course. 15 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:06,114 And now, as a show of gratitude, ... 16 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,790 How about a little advance on our next case? 17 00:01:07,825 --> 00:01:10,306 You do realize you're not an actual employee of the police department? 18 00:01:10,341 --> 00:01:12,827 Define "actual," wait, define "police,".. 19 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:14,735 - wait... - i'm not giving you an advance on a case... 20 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:17,368 That may or may not happen in the future. 21 00:01:19,211 --> 00:01:21,511 Perhaps i know something you don't. 22 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:25,806 No? well, let's be honest. it's not like crime is going to suddenly stop, is it, gus? 23 00:01:25,841 --> 00:01:27,628 - seems very unlikely. - out. 24 00:01:27,663 --> 00:01:28,901 So that's a no on the advance. 25 00:01:28,936 --> 00:01:31,846 Pardon me for asking the obvious question, but how are you out of money? 26 00:01:31,881 --> 00:01:33,700 You have no possessions and no expenses. 27 00:01:33,823 --> 00:01:35,676 - that's mostly true. - that's completely true. 28 00:01:35,711 --> 00:01:38,630 But gus and i also have a big ski vacation planned. 29 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,191 Ski vacation? 30 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:44,726 Mr. spencer, it's the middle of summer. where are you going to find snow at this time of year? 31 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:55,016 - are we ever gonna start skiing? - soon as i finish this hot chocolate. 32 00:01:55,051 --> 00:01:57,143 - why don't you just throw it out? - i would, but ... 33 00:01:57,178 --> 00:02:00,311 This hot cocoa represents the end of our vacation money. 34 00:02:00,346 --> 00:02:02,897 How are we out of cash? we've only been here four hours. 35 00:02:02,932 --> 00:02:05,470 The american dollar was not as strong as i anticipated, gus. 36 00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:08,560 Which is why i had to put the whole thing on a credit card. 37 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,047 You don't have a credit card, shawn. 38 00:02:10,082 --> 00:02:12,762 I said a credit card, not my credit card. it's your card... 39 00:02:12,797 --> 00:02:15,991 That's why i'm being so aggressive about getting the money to pay you back. hi,... 40 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:17,229 - hi. - hello. 41 00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:19,430 See that? man, a month ago i would've had us styled up... 42 00:02:19,465 --> 00:02:21,113 - with those girls tonight. - what? 43 00:02:21,148 --> 00:02:25,530 But i'm spoken for now. i have abigail, and she has me. 44 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:29,294 You have been talking about her this whole time. why didn't you bring abigail on this trip? 45 00:02:29,329 --> 00:02:33,729 Gus, you are my best friend. just because i've entered into some newfangled relationship 46 00:02:33,944 --> 00:02:36,944 Does not mean that our guy time... 47 00:02:38,731 --> 00:02:41,149 - goes by the wayside. - you know, shawn,... 48 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:45,115 If you're gonna keep staring at girls, you can't preach about how committed you are to abigail. 49 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:48,876 All right, first of all, the person i'm staring at is a man. he's handsome... 50 00:02:49,155 --> 00:02:52,926 Dimples, brooding eyebrows... but a man nonetheless, and i... 51 00:02:52,961 --> 00:02:55,228 - know that guy. - you don't know that guy. 52 00:02:55,263 --> 00:02:57,127 I think he's wearing $10,000 skis. 53 00:02:57,162 --> 00:02:58,519 All you own is that hot chocolate. 54 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:02,519 No, i've seen this guy before. i just can't place where. 55 00:03:04,023 --> 00:03:05,923 Well, i can play too! 56 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,558 I need you to like me. 57 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,957 He arrested ernesto ramon chavez. 58 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:19,215 Dude. you remember when we were in lassie's apartment... 59 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,073 And we saw his wall of suspects? 60 00:03:21,108 --> 00:03:24,122 - you mean when lassiter killed that guy? - he didn't kill him. we got him exonerated. 61 00:03:24,157 --> 00:03:25,897 I got punched and pistol-whipped, remember? 62 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:29,332 I'm still not sure he didn't kill that guy. 63 00:03:29,907 --> 00:03:31,291 - lassiter. - lassie. 64 00:03:31,326 --> 00:03:36,319 What does the name pierre "des-per-ea-eux"... 65 00:03:36,354 --> 00:03:37,954 Mean to you? 66 00:03:38,108 --> 00:03:39,832 - are you in my apartment? - please. 67 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,539 I haven't snuck into your apartment in weeks. 68 00:03:41,574 --> 00:03:43,560 Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter. 69 00:03:43,595 --> 00:03:44,865 Spencer, whatever you're up to, ... 70 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,347 Just stop, all right? there's no need for a psychic with an art thief. 71 00:03:47,382 --> 00:03:49,782 - he's an art thief? - no way. 72 00:03:49,817 --> 00:03:52,176 A dangerous art thief, right? never been caught,... 73 00:03:52,211 --> 00:03:53,830 Never left enough evidence to be accused. 74 00:03:53,865 --> 00:03:56,546 Lassie, just cut to the chase. what kind of reward are we looking at for catching this guy? 75 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:58,016 Or an advance for catching him. 76 00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:00,675 Or a finder's fee. because i'm looking right at him. 77 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:03,290 No, no... you don't do anything, all right? you have no jurisdiction up there. 78 00:04:03,325 --> 00:04:05,650 You have no jurisdiction anywhere, especially in canada. 79 00:04:05,685 --> 00:04:06,944 You're not thinking this thing through. 80 00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:09,951 You're right, you're right. with the exchange rates... we won't get the check right away, gus. 81 00:04:09,986 --> 00:04:12,582 - ask about taxes. - spencer. you listen to me. 82 00:04:12,617 --> 00:04:15,684 Despereaux is mine. i absolutely forbid you to do anything. 83 00:04:15,719 --> 00:04:19,438 Sorry, lassie, too late. it's time for us to catch a thief. 84 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,483 So what do we do now? do we call the authorities? 85 00:04:26,518 --> 00:04:30,224 We make sure it's despereaux. and i have an ingenious plan to smoke him out. 86 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:33,167 - sounds good. - pierre! 87 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:36,867 - that was your plan? - let's go! 88 00:04:47,444 --> 00:04:49,331 Turn, turn, turn! 89 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,535 I think we should've taken that second ski lesson 90 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:13,869 We're doing great! remember what the instructor said. 91 00:05:13,904 --> 00:05:16,040 Pizza slices to slow down. 92 00:05:16,296 --> 00:05:18,346 French fries to speed up. 93 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:26,692 We got him. there's only one move we can't follow. 94 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:27,727 What's that? 95 00:05:30,381 --> 00:05:33,256 - he just made it. - the slow, gentle turn? 96 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,741 That was it. 97 00:05:35,886 --> 00:05:37,514 Pizza, pizza! 98 00:05:56,151 --> 00:05:57,540 You know what this means, gus. 99 00:05:57,575 --> 00:06:01,725 - that we suck at skiing? - no. it means that this hot chocolate... 100 00:06:02,393 --> 00:06:04,027 Just became a write-off. 101 00:06:12,377 --> 00:06:14,964 ~*www.subcentral.de presents *~ 102 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:19,055 ~* psych s04e01 *~ ~* extradition: british columbia *~ 103 00:06:19,065 --> 00:06:22,261 ~* vo by merana *~ 104 00:06:22,271 --> 00:06:26,038 ~* thx for timecodes: *~ ~* www.italiansubs.net *~ 105 00:06:47,568 --> 00:06:49,335 So what did you say this fellow's name was again? 106 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:52,864 Pierre despereauaoaoaoooooox. 107 00:06:53,173 --> 00:06:55,276 It's 11 "o"s, i believe. 108 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:58,031 Pierre despereaux. e-a-u-x. 109 00:06:58,041 --> 00:07:03,233 Okay. thefts in london, belgium, switzerland, south africa. 110 00:07:03,884 --> 00:07:05,707 Hey, where'd you say you came across him again? 111 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:09,442 Well, ultimately we cornered him at a resort up in whistler, ... 112 00:07:09,452 --> 00:07:12,360 But first, i sensed his presence here in your country. 113 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:13,940 I-i don't follow. 114 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,975 Just one second, please. oh... 115 00:07:17,782 --> 00:07:19,319 Are you sure you want to do this, shawn? 116 00:07:19,329 --> 00:07:21,579 Have a little faith, gus. i've done it once. i can do it again. 117 00:07:21,589 --> 00:07:23,498 - we are in a foreign land. - not really. 118 00:07:23,508 --> 00:07:26,243 - we went through immigration. - why you gotta question everything... 119 00:07:28,469 --> 00:07:30,933 Here's the thing, robert. the thing is this. 120 00:07:30,943 --> 00:07:32,738 I am a psychic. 121 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:36,429 We work for the santa barbara police department. we've solved over 47 cases. 122 00:07:36,439 --> 00:07:39,476 I'm also a pharmaceutical rep, if that means anything to you. 123 00:07:39,486 --> 00:07:41,805 - you've seen the mentalist, right? - yes. 124 00:07:41,815 --> 00:07:44,230 - it's like that. - except that guy's a fake. 125 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,891 Right. if i was a fake psychic it would be eerily similar. 126 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:49,387 - exactly the same. - a virtual carbon copy. 127 00:07:49,397 --> 00:07:53,127 Okay, well, now, mr. spencer, you seem like a nice enough guy, but... 128 00:07:53,137 --> 00:07:56,303 You should know that there are many here at the r.c.m.p. that would be a little... 129 00:07:56,313 --> 00:07:58,823 More skeptical of these alternative methods than... 130 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,930 You're probably used to in the states. 131 00:08:03,311 --> 00:08:05,750 - what's he doing? - he's having a psychic episode. 132 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,068 - it's a bit off-putting. - you get used to it. 133 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,341 Hey, biking to work. i like it. it's great for the environment. 134 00:08:15,351 --> 00:08:18,976 I live a kilometer away, but, uh, yeah, actually. it's cleaner. 135 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:23,043 Hey, you. how's the little guy? is he walking yet? 136 00:08:23,366 --> 00:08:26,860 Um, barely. he just turned one. do i know you? 137 00:08:26,870 --> 00:08:28,074 Hello. 138 00:08:31,159 --> 00:08:33,397 Robert, give me your mitts. 139 00:08:36,126 --> 00:08:39,016 I'm sensing that you have a lot of really good ideas, 140 00:08:39,026 --> 00:08:42,075 But that nobody around here seems to want to listen. stay the course, buddy. 141 00:08:42,085 --> 00:08:43,712 You'll have your day. 142 00:08:44,789 --> 00:08:46,183 I'm getting ed. 143 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,340 I am getting ed. 144 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:51,563 You gotta be more careful, shawn. 145 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,481 This big boss comes out, it's make or break. no more wild guesses. 146 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:57,691 You seem like a get your socks ready, gus, 'cause i'm about to knock them off. 147 00:08:57,701 --> 00:08:58,967 What you got? 148 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,580 - i got nothing. what have you got? - nothing. 149 00:09:05,573 --> 00:09:08,117 - i got it. - no, you don't, shawn. it's obvious... 150 00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:09,522 - yes, i do. shh, shh. - don't tell me, don't tell me. 151 00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:10,928 Shut up! 152 00:09:11,204 --> 00:09:13,326 - so, uh, you work as a psych... - ed! 153 00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:20,040 You wouldn't by chance be celebrating a birthday anniversary any time soon, would you? 154 00:09:20,966 --> 00:09:22,314 - you kidding me? - yes. 155 00:09:22,324 --> 00:09:23,452 - no. - yes. 156 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:25,277 - no. - yes. 157 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,198 That's amazing. 158 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,857 My birthdas today. how'd you know that? 159 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,446 It's all right here. 160 00:09:36,995 --> 00:09:38,942 - lassiter. - hello there, constable. 161 00:09:38,952 --> 00:09:43,384 This is deputy commissioner ed dykstra with the vancouver r.c.m.p. office,... 162 00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:46,652 And i'm here with a couple of fellas you work for, and they have some 163 00:09:46,662 --> 00:09:49,267 Psychic information about a,... 164 00:09:49,277 --> 00:09:50,789 Uh, pierre despereaux. 165 00:09:51,164 --> 00:09:53,050 - you familiar with him? - familiar? 166 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,243 I've been tracking that man for six years. 167 00:09:55,253 --> 00:09:57,258 I'm the closest anyone's ever gotten to catching him. 168 00:09:57,268 --> 00:09:58,465 Hey, that's terrific. 169 00:09:58,475 --> 00:10:02,320 If you could just send up those files, detective spencer and i would be much obliged. 170 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,961 Detective? are you kidding me? 171 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,695 Despereaux is not to be messed with, okay? 172 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,676 Check with interpol... he's cunning and extremely... 173 00:10:07,686 --> 00:10:09,762 Dangerous. and if he is up there, you will need... 174 00:10:09,772 --> 00:10:13,402 My expertise on this. i know all his patterns. i want to be made a full partner on this. 175 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:16,309 Well, i think that's something you better run by your superior here. 176 00:10:16,319 --> 00:10:18,254 - no, no...i don't want... - hey there, buddy. 177 00:10:18,264 --> 00:10:20,234 Spencer, you listen to me,... 178 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,618 And you listen good. you do not touch despereaux. 179 00:10:22,628 --> 00:10:24,715 You will wait for me. i will be on the next flight up there. 180 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,786 Well, i sure would love to see you too, man but don't you think you should probably focus... 181 00:10:27,796 --> 00:10:28,909 On your case load? 182 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,517 I don't think the chief's going to approve this. 183 00:10:30,527 --> 00:10:34,218 I have 325 days of unused vacation time. i will see you in five hours. 184 00:10:37,863 --> 00:10:38,988 Chief,... 185 00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:41,227 Little favor to ask. 186 00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:50,417 I mean, do you believe that? a high-ranking member of the u.s. law enforcement 187 00:10:50,427 --> 00:10:52,023 Not being allowed to carry his weapon on him? 188 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:54,965 Did you really think it wouldn't set off the metal detector? 189 00:10:54,975 --> 00:10:57,847 I've got to get my hands on a gun, o'hara. i have enemies everywhere. 190 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,814 - maybe i can pick one up at the hotel. - oh, absolutely. 191 00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:01,501 Right downstairs in the gift shop. 192 00:11:01,511 --> 00:11:04,605 They have kleenex, mixed nuts, and 9-millimeter lugers. 193 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,290 Thanks for letting me use your miles. 194 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,507 Thanks for bringing me along. 195 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:10,208 If i didn't bring you along, you wouldn't let me use your miles. 196 00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:12,041 Still, it was really sweet. 197 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:14,081 Hi, shawn. 198 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,287 What? 199 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,023 Sea taxi to false creek. 200 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:19,800 No, no, tell him we're not here on a sightseeing mission. tell him we are here on official business! 201 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:21,158 Okay, okay. got you. 202 00:11:21,436 --> 00:11:24,824 It is business. looks like despereaux already made his first strike. 203 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,357 It's a crime scene. 204 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,098 Uh, can i help you? 205 00:11:37,108 --> 00:11:39,993 Listen, dudley, i'm detective lassiter and this is my partner, juliet o'hara. 206 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,786 We're from the santa barbara police department. 207 00:11:41,796 --> 00:11:44,612 Oh, you work for mr. shawn spencer. 208 00:11:45,983 --> 00:11:47,811 Eh, sorry. so sorry. 209 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:52,254 I've been instructed not to let anyone in without checking with head detective spencer first. 210 00:11:52,264 --> 00:11:53,428 This is a joke, right? 211 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,067 Brace yourself, guys. 212 00:11:55,289 --> 00:11:58,957 He never steals a single item. it's always, always multiples. 213 00:11:59,203 --> 00:12:01,512 That's directly from my report... spencer! 214 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:05,153 Shh. don't interrupt the head detective when he's working. 215 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,333 The ions are specifically concentrated here... 216 00:12:09,403 --> 00:12:10,483 And here. 217 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,261 Crime ions. 218 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:13,732 Write that down. 219 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,766 - this is mr. lassiter... - detective. 220 00:12:24,801 --> 00:12:27,517 Okay. and his partner, juliet o'hara. 221 00:12:27,735 --> 00:12:29,515 They are from santa barbara. 222 00:12:29,831 --> 00:12:31,997 Welcome aboard. glad you made it okay. 223 00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:33,785 Hi, jules. you look... 224 00:12:35,298 --> 00:12:38,198 Normal and stuff. i got nothing. 225 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:41,142 Uh, this is mr. stockwell, owner of the necklace in question. 226 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,982 Well, mr. stockwell. may i call you gibby? 227 00:12:44,268 --> 00:12:46,591 - my first name is randolph. - i've heard it both ways. 228 00:12:46,728 --> 00:12:48,089 How's he doing? 229 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,866 - he's been better. - let me start by saying,... 230 00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:53,506 Let us not cry over spilled syrup. if i'm being honest,... 231 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:56,894 It's a little silly for a man of your stature to wear a necklace like this, don't you think? 232 00:12:57,169 --> 00:12:59,091 - what the hell are you talking about? - the necklace... 233 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:03,418 Is an authentic edwardian baroque caliber-cut piece. 234 00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:08,515 It has never touched human skin. it is worth $3.5 million. 235 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,264 What are we talking? canadian dollars? 236 00:13:17,124 --> 00:13:20,275 He stole something else too. he stole a painting. 237 00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:25,722 - ed, he's better than i thought, i'm afraid. - i sold that painting two weeks ago. 238 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:31,032 If i may, i'd like to determine whether this was actually the work of despereaux. now,... 239 00:13:31,306 --> 00:13:34,248 I assume you found no alarms tripped? no prints? 240 00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:36,308 No, none.. but we did find a... 241 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:40,579 Burning cigarette in the ashtray over there. and mr. stockwell is not a smoker. 242 00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,204 A merchanteuse blonde? 243 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,620 Blonde? where's the blonde? i'll need to read her immediately. 244 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,215 It's a blonde filtered cigarette. merchanteuse. it's french. 245 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,846 Despereaux always leaves one burning as his signature. 246 00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:14,690 Despereaux always comes in and out of town undetected,... 247 00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:17,288 With an army of aliases, usually of an artist. 248 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,454 Pardon me! if everyone would like to adjourn to the roof,... 249 00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:24,468 The psychic criminal-catching portion of the day is about to begin. 250 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:28,172 Everyone, just please stay where you are. he does this all the time. 251 00:14:34,861 --> 00:14:37,059 Mildly impressive that you found me here. 252 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:40,174 You two are making a marked improvement from your... 253 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,143 Harlequinade antics on the slopes. 254 00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:46,786 - in my defense, i have two left knees. - you know what's more impressive? 255 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,969 In about 15 seconds, you're gonna see... 256 00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,708 A fierce, albeit gunless, american detective,... 257 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,241 His striking snow bunny partner, which... 258 00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:57,270 I mean nothing salacious by, and half the r.c.m.p. 259 00:14:57,305 --> 00:15:00,435 Are gonna storm this roof and take you down. 260 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:04,592 Wait for it... 261 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:07,244 I'd love to. but i really have to go. 262 00:15:11,425 --> 00:15:13,039 Where do you think you're going? 263 00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:16,775 To my room. 264 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,627 Now it's your turn... 265 00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:21,107 To wait for it. 266 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:32,618 Okay, clearly, that was more impressive. 267 00:15:37,592 --> 00:15:39,023 I am telling you, he was here. 268 00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:41,034 - he was right here. - and he jumped off. 269 00:15:41,304 --> 00:15:42,711 - from a handstand! - it... it ... 270 00:15:42,746 --> 00:15:46,110 Wasn't from a handstand, he just... he jumped off normal style. 271 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,576 - he jumped off a 26-story building? - sir, somebody was just spotted... 272 00:15:49,611 --> 00:15:52,314 - coming out of the service elevator. - we didn't have a man down there? 273 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,101 Because you asked everyone to come up here. 274 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,759 - you know, because of shawn. - it doesn't matter. it's not him. 275 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,804 We just saw despereaux leap from this building! 276 00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:03,384 - he was wearing a flying suit. - he wa...we...we don't know that. 277 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:04,761 Guys! 278 00:16:05,346 --> 00:16:06,409 Ed. 279 00:16:07,475 --> 00:16:09,248 Look, i just want you to know that i believe you. 280 00:16:09,258 --> 00:16:11,709 Completely. except for the jumping off the building part. 281 00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:13,560 Mackintosh! 282 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,529 - we looked like idiots. - gus, we have to regroup. 283 00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:18,890 And we need to eat. 284 00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:21,799 - shawn, this place seems a little... - exclusive? 285 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:23,723 Dark. cozy. 286 00:16:23,995 --> 00:16:26,020 Romantic. a little sexy. 287 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,834 First of all, you say those words like they're bad things. 288 00:16:28,869 --> 00:16:31,605 Secondly, do you know how hard it is to get a reservation at this place? 289 00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:35,480 - you have to call, like, a month in advance. - you invited me on this trip on friday. 290 00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:37,873 - when did you call? - it's irrelevant. 291 00:16:38,113 --> 00:16:39,624 What matters... 292 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,089 Dude. dude! 293 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:45,419 There he is. he's sitting right there. what do we do? do we call the cops? 294 00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:46,712 - what if he sees us? - he sees us. 295 00:16:46,747 --> 00:16:48,279 - how do you know? - he's waving us over. 296 00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:50,852 - oh, my gosh, he is. - we shouldn't go over there. 297 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,371 - right, - right. 298 00:16:58,271 --> 00:17:01,270 We found you. so... looks like we win. 299 00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:04,175 I am neither known nor wanted in this country. 300 00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:07,749 At best, i'm a person of interest in the places i do my work. 301 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:11,379 Such is the curse of my talent. 302 00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:15,481 So since i have taken the time to find you, please,... 303 00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:18,632 Don't spoil it with rudeness. have a seat. 304 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,986 Thank you. 305 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:25,859 You know, i've, uh... i've enjoyed our sparring so far. 306 00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:29,516 The look on your faces when i jumped from that building was, uh... 307 00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:31,685 Amusing. but ... 308 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,833 I'd be remiss if i didn't inform you that you're... 309 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,362 That you're... way out of your league. the simple fact is,.. 310 00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:41,059 You'll never catch me. it's impossible. 311 00:17:42,983 --> 00:17:45,854 Which makes what should be an exciting life... 312 00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:47,792 Somewhat pedestrian. 313 00:17:51,177 --> 00:17:52,656 I'll tell you what. 314 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,747 To make this more interesting for me,... 315 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,866 I'm going to write down everything that i'm going to do. 316 00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:03,374 Sometime tomorrow,i'm going to steal a manet. 317 00:18:03,462 --> 00:18:07,593 And then i'm going to make you look foolish again. 318 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,331 And then the next day, i'm going to treat myself like a king. 319 00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:16,635 Okay. 320 00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:20,817 Here's what i'm going to do. first,... 321 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:25,402 I'm going to get some of that maple candy that everybody seems to be raving about. 322 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,610 Then i'm going to purchase myself a walking stick. 323 00:18:27,645 --> 00:18:30,873 Preferably something with a ram's head carved into the handle. 324 00:18:30,908 --> 00:18:34,615 And finally, we're going to catch ourselves an international art thief. 325 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:37,223 I'm not saying for sure it's going to be you. but, uh,... 326 00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:39,493 Right now you're at the top of the list. 327 00:18:41,115 --> 00:18:43,450 Are you writing on our cloth napkins? 328 00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:46,239 Look, it's not my fault, okay? you guys should have some sort of notepad system,... 329 00:18:46,274 --> 00:18:49,872 Like next to pay phones, they have a little... a little pad that you... 330 00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,514 I just don't understand why anyone would want to do that. 331 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,215 Unless you're animals, of course. 332 00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:58,935 - animals? whoa. - what is that? 333 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:00,801 Oh, you know what that is? 334 00:19:01,886 --> 00:19:04,178 Where did he go? he disappeared again? 335 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:08,207 I believe so. unless he's hiding under the table,... 336 00:19:08,242 --> 00:19:10,634 In which case this conversation would be embarrassing. 337 00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:15,631 No, i'm afraid we fell for the flaming baked alaska diversion trick again. 338 00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:17,391 So what are we supposed to do? 339 00:19:17,426 --> 00:19:20,236 You gonna pretend like you got the information about the manet psychically? 340 00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:23,372 Please, gus. that's cheap and easy. give me some credit. 341 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,468 We don't know why he just handed this information over to us. 342 00:19:27,503 --> 00:19:30,368 - we'll do what any reasonable detective would do. - what's that? 343 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,099 I see a man... 344 00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:35,126 Net. yes. 345 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:39,559 I see the painter john manet. 346 00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:40,986 Edouard. 347 00:19:41,377 --> 00:19:43,302 Where in town might one find an... 348 00:19:43,337 --> 00:19:45,353 - edouard manet. - what he said. 349 00:19:45,388 --> 00:19:48,750 Because i believe that despereaux is going to try and steal one tonight. 350 00:19:49,746 --> 00:19:51,335 How clear are you on this? 351 00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:54,975 It's as if he wrote it on a piece of paper and put it in my hand. 352 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,940 You sure this is the only manet? 353 00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:04,449 Yes. there's not a single one at a gallery in town. 354 00:20:04,484 --> 00:20:06,989 I took the initiative of making a book of all the things of value... 355 00:20:07,024 --> 00:20:11,781 That despereaux might hit. i even used my bind-it-all. not a manet on the list. 356 00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:16,010 But then your girl detective there, she did a little more digging and found this. 357 00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:18,702 - this is william charles pulver's boat. - yacht. 358 00:20:19,861 --> 00:20:22,553 - yacht. he's a billionaire. - millionaire. 359 00:20:23,775 --> 00:20:27,329 Okay, former billionaire, now millionaire, living off of his yacht. 360 00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:30,024 Has an extensive art collection. he sailed into town yesterday. 361 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,964 He has a late-period manet hanging over the piano in his state room. 362 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,691 What exactly are you wearing? 363 00:20:36,739 --> 00:20:40,857 - what? oh, i... - you look like julie christie in doctor zhivago. 364 00:20:40,892 --> 00:20:44,600 I get cold, okay? i grew up in a subtropical climate. 365 00:20:44,635 --> 00:20:49,240 No, i-i didn't mean it... i think it's you know, i mean... i think it looks nice. 366 00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:51,454 Shawn, what is the matter with you? 367 00:20:51,489 --> 00:20:55,597 - we can still talk as friends. - i-i know that. 368 00:20:55,632 --> 00:20:59,197 All right, i can't do this. spencer, you've got to find me a weapon of some sort. 369 00:20:59,232 --> 00:21:02,299 I don't care if it's a cane with a blow dart in it. if this thing goes down and it gets ugly... 370 00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:04,961 We're waiting for a single man to enter an empty boat. 371 00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,026 Which may require deadly force. 372 00:21:10,509 --> 00:21:13,880 - shawn, i gotta pee. - i told you to go back at the hotel. 373 00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:17,200 I couldn't. i got freaked out. there were rose petals everywhere. 374 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:20,045 All over the toilet. why would they do that? it's weird. 375 00:21:20,651 --> 00:21:22,402 It's not weird. it's wonderful. 376 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,229 - did you see that? - what? 377 00:21:24,999 --> 00:21:28,350 - i saw something. it's a shadow. - no, it's not a shadow. it's a person. 378 00:21:28,999 --> 00:21:31,907 - what is he doing out here? - he's definitely packing heat. 379 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:34,102 - that makes one of you. - shut up, guster. 380 00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,343 Well, let's all just think this through. 381 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,115 There is a man and a shadow on the dock. 382 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,817 - repeat, a man and a shadow down on the dock. - tell them not to approach. 383 00:21:40,852 --> 00:21:42,436 Well, don't... don't approach. 384 00:21:42,471 --> 00:21:44,892 - don't approach the man or the shadow... - they're approaching! 385 00:21:55,534 --> 00:21:58,645 False alarm. it is a false alarm. this is not our perp. 386 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,637 - everybody back to... - it's too late. 387 00:22:01,956 --> 00:22:03,296 He took it already. 388 00:22:05,818 --> 00:22:07,872 That's definitely not a manet. 389 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,981 So he pretty much told us exactly what he was going to steal,... 390 00:22:14,016 --> 00:22:17,820 Where he was gonna iteal st from, and when he was gonna be there, and we still couldn't catch him. 391 00:22:17,855 --> 00:22:20,264 - i mean, how good is this guy, gus? - shawn,... 392 00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:24,145 Why are we on this carriage ride? you don't find it oddly romantic? 393 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:26,298 What? 394 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,839 No. not at all. 395 00:22:29,812 --> 00:22:32,566 What better way for a couple best buddies to... 396 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,234 Take in the stars, some cool, crisp canadian air? 397 00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:38,081 Maybe solve an art theft. 398 00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:41,186 So just let me know when you want me to head to the kissing bridge. 399 00:22:43,436 --> 00:22:45,101 - wait a minute. - what? 400 00:22:45,609 --> 00:22:46,950 Wait a... 401 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:52,172 Now it all makes sense. this whole thing. 402 00:22:52,207 --> 00:22:56,918 The rose petals on the bed. the reservation at the bistro. now this carriage ride. 403 00:22:56,953 --> 00:23:00,812 This whole trip. it was all planned as a romantic week for you and abigail. 404 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,850 I... 405 00:23:03,386 --> 00:23:05,321 Okay, all right. okay, i admit it. 406 00:23:05,356 --> 00:23:07,906 The dates for her teacher's conference changed quite unexpectedly. 407 00:23:07,941 --> 00:23:10,663 That's why you asked me at the last minute. i was an afterthought? 408 00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:13,182 Gus, don't get caught up in the minutiae of trip planning. 409 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:16,556 That's it. you deceived me, shawn. i'm done with this. i'm finished. 410 00:23:16,591 --> 00:23:18,632 We need to figure out what despereaux's next move is. 411 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,667 Besides, you do not want to get out of this carriage. 412 00:23:20,677 --> 00:23:22,655 It's freezing. it's dark out here. 413 00:23:22,665 --> 00:23:24,935 And there are most likely raccoons everywhere. 414 00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:28,253 Uh, i'm staying here. you are getting out. 415 00:23:28,288 --> 00:23:32,059 My credit card paid for this ride, and i'm taking it, just not with you. 416 00:23:32,094 --> 00:23:35,900 - but good luck figuring out this case. - no, gus! please... stop it! 417 00:23:38,635 --> 00:23:40,808 Wha... at least leave me the blanket! 418 00:23:43,929 --> 00:23:46,750 Hello, raccoons. i know you're watching me. 419 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,869 I don't blame you. i'd be doing the same thing if i was you. i mean, who am i? 420 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:54,639 Some mysterious biped infiltrating your natural habitat. 421 00:23:55,191 --> 00:23:58,542 I know you don't mean to scare me with your beady little yellow eyes that glow like the devil. 422 00:23:59,202 --> 00:24:03,047 Let's do a list... we'll do a list of famous raccoons. 423 00:24:03,622 --> 00:24:05,472 Meeko from pocahontas. check. 424 00:24:06,629 --> 00:24:08,313 Rocky raccoon. 425 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,349 Judges, good reading on rocky ra... 426 00:24:15,003 --> 00:24:16,733 Where do you think you're going? 427 00:24:18,262 --> 00:24:19,612 To my room. 428 00:24:21,866 --> 00:24:22,875 Okay. 429 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:25,306 Okay, you little... 430 00:24:25,733 --> 00:24:27,783 Masked night bandits. 431 00:24:28,126 --> 00:24:29,226 I gotta go. 432 00:24:29,562 --> 00:24:31,862 I think i know where despereaux is. 433 00:24:32,946 --> 00:24:36,246 But you...but you're probably not interested. 434 00:24:36,403 --> 00:24:37,403 Well, it's... 435 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:41,934 Maybe a couple of you are. more so than... more so than the others. 436 00:24:45,456 --> 00:24:46,961 Hello, bertrand. 437 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,890 - yes, sir. how may i help you? - i seem to have misplaced my card key. 438 00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:54,174 Oh, well, i'd be happy to replace your key. i just need your name. 439 00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:55,856 Pierre despereaux. 440 00:24:57,243 --> 00:25:00,707 I'm sorry, uh, there's no one by that name registered here. 441 00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:04,587 Despereaux always comes in and out of town undetected with an army of aliases,... 442 00:25:04,622 --> 00:25:06,422 Usually of an artist. 443 00:25:06,811 --> 00:25:08,117 Uh, here's the thing. 444 00:25:08,152 --> 00:25:10,827 I register under a lot of different names in order to protect my privacy,... 445 00:25:10,862 --> 00:25:14,449 So why don't we try john van gogh. 446 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:17,550 Nothing? 447 00:25:18,215 --> 00:25:20,909 Jacques hockneystein? 448 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,146 Stine. 449 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:24,889 Okay, uh, sir,... 450 00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:29,595 Um, i'm not sure what shenanigans you're up to, but i don't like it,.. 451 00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:32,614 - and i don't appreciate it. - it might've been edgar degas. 452 00:25:33,117 --> 00:25:34,317 12th floor. 453 00:25:39,444 --> 00:25:41,785 Well... yes, yes. that name is here. 454 00:25:43,586 --> 00:25:45,456 - um, do you think i could get a... - i'm so sorry about this. 455 00:25:45,491 --> 00:25:48,838 It's my assistant that makes all the reservations. she's been under heavy medication. 456 00:25:48,873 --> 00:25:51,123 She was recently diagnosed with parvo. 457 00:25:51,845 --> 00:25:53,853 Well, isn't that a dog's disease? 458 00:25:53,888 --> 00:25:57,166 Yes. yes it is. my assistant is a golden retriever. 459 00:25:57,201 --> 00:25:58,749 Adorable, but dim. 460 00:25:58,784 --> 00:26:02,667 Her whole keyboard is just three big buttons. she has very large paws. ah. 461 00:26:02,702 --> 00:26:07,565 Should've fired her years ago, but she's a rescue, and i just didn't have the heart. 462 00:26:09,258 --> 00:26:11,463 Gus, guess where i am right now? 463 00:26:12,143 --> 00:26:14,250 I'm in despereaux's room right now. 464 00:26:14,285 --> 00:26:17,465 Yeah, i'm gonna... i'm gonna rifle through all of this stuff,... 465 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:20,563 And then i'm totally gonna pull a john turturro from miller's crossing on him. 466 00:26:20,598 --> 00:26:23,690 And then we'll get some sundaes. i'm just gonna sit here quietly,... 467 00:26:23,725 --> 00:26:25,677 Wait for him to get back, and then i'm gonna click on the lamp. 468 00:26:25,712 --> 00:26:29,162 Scare the gingersnaps out of him. what. 469 00:26:29,576 --> 00:26:32,576 No, i don't remember how that movie ends, why? 470 00:26:34,235 --> 00:26:35,582 That's a... 471 00:26:35,842 --> 00:26:39,984 "negativo" on the sundaes, buddy. i repeat, negative on the sundaes. 472 00:26:43,290 --> 00:26:44,640 So. so... 473 00:26:45,532 --> 00:26:47,230 This is your room? 474 00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:50,460 This is embarrassing, isn't it? i mean, uh,... 475 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:55,020 It's a real rattlesnake of a misunderstanding. it's... it's amazing how much this place looks... 476 00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:58,255 Just like the room that gus and i have over at the... 477 00:26:58,343 --> 00:27:01,411 - captain vancouver do-right inn. - sit. 478 00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:04,693 You know,... 479 00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:08,209 I never was a fan of miller's crossing. 480 00:27:08,244 --> 00:27:11,612 Too much gore and violence. i mean, don't get me wrong,... 481 00:27:12,293 --> 00:27:14,093 I appreciate a good murder. 482 00:27:14,237 --> 00:27:16,766 But why does it have to be so messy? 483 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,751 Where's the elegance? the grace? 484 00:27:19,928 --> 00:27:23,278 People don't kill people with panache anymore. 485 00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:28,068 I wish i could stay and chat with you, but i'm actually getting ready to press on. 486 00:27:30,361 --> 00:27:34,739 There... there wouldn't happen to be a manet in that suitcase by any chance, would there? 487 00:27:35,248 --> 00:27:38,248 You know, you should keep at this detective business, mr. spencer. 488 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,435 You have the hair for it, and... #laundry... delivery: day tuesday# 489 00:27:40,470 --> 00:27:42,370 That's half the battle. 490 00:27:43,754 --> 00:27:44,754 What? 491 00:27:45,681 --> 00:27:48,852 Oh, you thought my marco ciccone loafers were a gun? 492 00:27:48,887 --> 00:27:51,735 - maybe. - no, no, no, no, mr. spencer. 493 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,054 This is my gun, you see? 494 00:27:57,530 --> 00:28:01,030 A gentleman of leisure never packs his weapon next to his socks. 495 00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:02,370 It's uncouth. 496 00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:05,513 What, you think i'm going to kill you? 497 00:28:05,764 --> 00:28:07,264 - no? - you're right. 498 00:28:07,963 --> 00:28:09,424 Not yet, anyway. 499 00:28:10,550 --> 00:28:14,350 I have to be pushed very hard to get into that kind of business. 500 00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:18,630 Number one, it's messy. and i have to spend one more night here. 501 00:28:18,896 --> 00:28:22,396 Number two, you have nothing on me but your word. 502 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,470 Your very shaky, very suspect word. 503 00:28:26,549 --> 00:28:29,999 Therefore, you pose absolutely no threat to me whatsoever. 504 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,375 I do have to thank you, though. 505 00:28:33,248 --> 00:28:35,205 You have been very useful for me. 506 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:38,932 - my pleasure. - and now, if you don't mind... 507 00:28:40,547 --> 00:28:43,519 Oh, uh, i don't even know how to respond. i'm both relieved... 508 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,076 And offended at the same time. but... 509 00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,012 I know when i'm beat. 510 00:28:53,577 --> 00:28:54,852 One more thing. 511 00:28:55,831 --> 00:28:57,428 What day is today? 512 00:28:57,967 --> 00:28:58,967 Sunday. 513 00:28:59,373 --> 00:29:01,173 Yeah, that's what i thought. 514 00:29:04,022 --> 00:29:07,315 Spencer, i don't want to hear it anymore. i am telling you, he is done. 515 00:29:07,325 --> 00:29:08,633 He is heading for the border. 516 00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:11,348 Lassie, listen. it's not molson time just yet. 517 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,476 - i know he's going to steal one more thing. - so what's he going to steal? 518 00:29:13,511 --> 00:29:14,968 - i don't know. - where is it, then? 519 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:18,498 I don't have a completely clear picture on that, but i am honing. i am a honer. 520 00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:20,306 There is a small jet... 521 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,214 Waiting at a private airfield just over the border in blaine, washington, ... 522 00:29:23,249 --> 00:29:25,445 Registered to one of his aliases. 523 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,933 - barry picasso? - no. 524 00:29:26,968 --> 00:29:29,376 It's scheduled to take off in four hours. we plan on being there. 525 00:29:29,411 --> 00:29:33,361 Okay, look, guys. here's the thing. i actually spoke with him last night. 526 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,476 What do you mean, you spoke with him? 527 00:29:36,766 --> 00:29:39,344 I mean i had a... a vision, wherein we... we spoke. 528 00:29:39,379 --> 00:29:43,420 See, he... he had a vision. what exactly was he doing in this vision? 529 00:29:43,455 --> 00:29:44,584 Packing. 530 00:29:44,619 --> 00:29:46,762 Of course he was packing, because he's leaving town! 531 00:29:46,797 --> 00:29:49,337 Wrong, because he wanted me to to think he was leaving town. 532 00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:50,908 It was all a show for my benefit. 533 00:29:50,943 --> 00:29:52,975 There is no way this guy would leave town with out his dry cleaning,... 534 00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:54,817 And that does not get delivered until tuesday. 535 00:29:54,852 --> 00:29:58,247 Trust me, he cares just as much about his pants as he does about thievery. 536 00:29:58,282 --> 00:30:01,133 So let me get this straight, despereaux comes to you in a vision... 537 00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:03,193 To fake doing something? 538 00:30:05,901 --> 00:30:10,433 I do have to thank you, though. you have been very useful for me. 539 00:30:12,184 --> 00:30:13,534 I was a smokescreen. 540 00:30:15,095 --> 00:30:16,974 He used me as a smokescreen. 541 00:30:17,842 --> 00:30:21,042 I'm sorry, shawn, but this is a really good lead. 542 00:30:22,509 --> 00:30:26,157 Wait, wait, wait, guys! don't you at least want to hear my plan? 543 00:30:26,281 --> 00:30:28,576 It could be good! you don't know. 544 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,082 What? 545 00:30:36,492 --> 00:30:38,323 - i want to see your book. - my book? 546 00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:40,576 Yeah, the one with things that despereaux might steal. 547 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,919 - nobody ever wants to see my book. - i do. i want to see the book 548 00:30:43,954 --> 00:30:46,154 I'm also going to eat these waffles. 549 00:30:47,655 --> 00:30:51,855 I gotta hand it to you, mackintosh. the binding on this thing is impressive. 550 00:30:52,277 --> 00:30:55,228 The presentation, i mean... just outstanding. 551 00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:06,239 And then the next day i'm going to treat myself like a king. 552 00:31:07,482 --> 00:31:08,882 He told me everything. 553 00:31:10,249 --> 00:31:11,536 That clever bastard. 554 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:13,237 Who? 555 00:31:13,686 --> 00:31:16,332 What can you tell me about the buschlen mowatt gallery in yaletown? 556 00:31:16,449 --> 00:31:18,614 Well, i know quite a bit, actually. what in particular? 557 00:31:18,619 --> 00:31:20,821 In particular, uh, the security system. 558 00:31:20,826 --> 00:31:23,562 Government issue. actually, i was on the team that installed it and set it up. 559 00:31:23,810 --> 00:31:25,683 That's fortuitous. can it be set down? 560 00:31:28,873 --> 00:31:31,094 I have a shot at redemption for you. for recognition. 561 00:31:31,129 --> 00:31:33,683 But it's going to be dangerous. and we're gonna need gus. are you in? 562 00:31:33,845 --> 00:31:36,811 Wait before you answer that. are you a fan of solving crimes? 563 00:31:40,801 --> 00:31:42,233 - yes. - that's my man. 564 00:31:54,429 --> 00:31:56,179 - that's him. - that's who? 565 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:58,998 That's the gallery owner. he's the last one out. 566 00:31:59,033 --> 00:32:02,193 That means it's closed. we can go inside. that's where the crown is. 567 00:32:02,228 --> 00:32:04,414 That was your plan, shawn? to steal the crown? 568 00:32:04,449 --> 00:32:07,182 No. absolutely not. don't be ridiculous. 569 00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:12,464 Possibly move the crown at best. but the point is to get to it first, before despereaux. 570 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:15,268 Not only is this a felony of international proportions, shawn,... 571 00:32:15,273 --> 00:32:17,625 But also, we are not art thieves. 572 00:32:17,849 --> 00:32:19,649 What do you think this is for? 573 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,742 Big apple, come in. are we good to go? 574 00:32:23,436 --> 00:32:24,442 Uh, just about, shawn. 575 00:32:24,888 --> 00:32:25,888 Uh, over. 576 00:32:31,266 --> 00:32:32,266 See, gus? 577 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:37,139 It's not really breaking in if the actual cops help you break in, am i right? 578 00:32:37,174 --> 00:32:39,207 Do i need to explain the law to you, shawn? 579 00:32:39,379 --> 00:32:42,979 You can try, but... it's probably not going to make much of a difference. 580 00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:46,464 So how do you plan on getting through this obstacle? 581 00:32:48,087 --> 00:32:52,144 Dude, i know you've seen entrapment at least 26 times. 582 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:55,473 You have to do this. you're twice as limber as c. zeta-jones 583 00:32:57,056 --> 00:32:58,476 Uh-uh, shawn. not happening. 584 00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:01,861 Gus, we don't have a lot of options here. it's not like we can turn back. 585 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:05,193 Look, it's three lasers. plus, they're canadian lasers. 586 00:33:05,228 --> 00:33:06,776 I'm gonna guide you through this. 587 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:09,785 Usain bolt. 588 00:33:14,586 --> 00:33:16,607 - gus to the world. - that's what i'm talkin' about! 589 00:33:18,514 --> 00:33:19,914 You got this. 590 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:23,591 That's it, buddy. 591 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:27,585 Now... now lower your right shoulder just a little bit, like two inches. 592 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:28,632 Yeah, there you go. 593 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:31,134 That's your way in. that's your way in. that's your gateway. 594 00:33:31,286 --> 00:33:32,343 Arch your back. 595 00:33:32,787 --> 00:33:33,787 Clear. 596 00:33:33,822 --> 00:33:36,605 Watch your feet, watch your feet. okay, you're good. 597 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,850 Okay, all right. this one's a little trickier. 598 00:33:41,073 --> 00:33:43,229 Knee to chest. knee to chest! 599 00:33:43,264 --> 00:33:44,772 Now pivot about 30 degrees... 600 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:47,775 To your left. safe. 601 00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:50,528 Dude, that's your safe haven. that's your safe haven. 602 00:33:51,332 --> 00:33:53,682 Right hand green! right hand green! 603 00:33:53,938 --> 00:33:57,988 - that's twister, shawn. oh, yeah. - how come we don't play that anymore? 604 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:01,914 Get your butt higher! arch your back! spread your cheeks if you can. 605 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:06,160 Scratch that. abort cheek spreading. pivot. 606 00:34:06,334 --> 00:34:08,880 Pivot your body about 30 degrees. left, to the left. 607 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:12,175 Boom. but... what? 608 00:34:18,436 --> 00:34:19,448 What are you doing? 609 00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:21,855 Oh, buddy, i had mackintosh disarm the lasers too. 610 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,561 But i wanted to see how you would do it. 611 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:27,106 Now we know for the future that if we ever encounter this exact scenario,... 612 00:34:27,895 --> 00:34:29,983 Oh, you are the man for the job. what? 613 00:34:32,143 --> 00:34:33,193 There it is. 614 00:34:40,442 --> 00:34:43,126 Where's the crown? it's in that metal box. 615 00:34:43,161 --> 00:34:47,508 It closes when the gallery does. don't worry, mackintosh disarmed this too. 616 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:50,421 This, my friend, is the easy part. 617 00:34:54,118 --> 00:34:57,196 - i thought you said this was the easy part. - it's supposed to be the easy part! 618 00:34:57,231 --> 00:35:00,223 Don't i get any credit for planning this whole thing in, like, less than two hours? 619 00:35:00,258 --> 00:35:02,558 No, you don't get any credit! the cops are gonna be here any second now 620 00:35:02,593 --> 00:35:03,609 They will not. 621 00:35:05,867 --> 00:35:07,675 Man, stop playing. there's nobody behind me. 622 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:09,565 - shut up, shawn. - i'm not turning around. 623 00:35:09,753 --> 00:35:10,753 Freeze! 624 00:35:16,861 --> 00:35:17,960 Dad! 625 00:35:18,442 --> 00:35:21,127 - they arrested you too? - i posted your bail, shawn. 626 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:24,839 It was more than i expected. you owe me the difference plus the exchange rate. 627 00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:27,478 Do you realize they charged me nine bucks for an us magazine? 628 00:35:27,513 --> 00:35:29,291 - what about me? - dad, you didn't bail out gus? 629 00:35:29,326 --> 00:35:30,962 Now i gotta bail both of you out? where's your dad? 630 00:35:31,113 --> 00:35:33,965 Shawn used my one call to vote for american idol. 631 00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:35,948 Shawn, you didn't say anything about... 632 00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:38,448 Gus. i thought he had his own cash. don't you have a credit card? 633 00:35:38,483 --> 00:35:39,714 My credit card is maxed out. 634 00:35:39,749 --> 00:35:42,388 Dad, believe me, i've spoken to him about not overextending himself. 635 00:35:42,423 --> 00:35:44,976 - shawn, do you really think this is fun? - well, stanley park was nice. 636 00:35:45,011 --> 00:35:46,727 You do realize you can't leave this country? 637 00:35:46,762 --> 00:35:49,103 Dad, do you understand? we had him. 638 00:35:49,743 --> 00:35:51,574 - but... - but what, shawn? 639 00:35:52,213 --> 00:35:54,026 - he was too good. - too good? 640 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:57,437 - what'd i raise you to do? - it was literally the perfect crime. 641 00:35:57,472 --> 00:36:01,038 The perfect crime? there is no such thing as a perfect crime, shawn. 642 00:36:01,846 --> 00:36:03,492 All right, well, fine. well then, it was as close as you can possibly get. 643 00:36:03,502 --> 00:36:05,183 - it was this close. - the only way it's close... 644 00:36:05,193 --> 00:36:07,141 Is if you make it look like the perfect crime. 645 00:36:07,151 --> 00:36:10,000 Now, i'm gonna see if i can put gus on my credit card. 646 00:36:10,010 --> 00:36:13,385 In the meantime, i got a 4:00 salmon boat, and if i miss that, this trip... 647 00:36:13,395 --> 00:36:15,199 Is a complete waste. 648 00:36:21,884 --> 00:36:24,063 Big apple. what is this? what happened? 649 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:25,966 - fired. - why? 650 00:36:26,205 --> 00:36:27,205 Really? 651 00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:29,260 Because of what happened down at the museum. 652 00:36:29,507 --> 00:36:31,316 Aw, man, i'm so sorry. 653 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,392 I feel like this is partially my fault. 654 00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:34,722 Partially? it was your idea. 655 00:36:34,732 --> 00:36:37,185 Well, it probably would've just been a suspension,... 656 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,130 But then the crown ended up going missing, so... 657 00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:40,166 Say what? 658 00:36:40,379 --> 00:36:41,382 You know? 659 00:36:41,456 --> 00:36:42,540 It was gone. 660 00:36:42,761 --> 00:36:45,185 - when they opened the case. - that's impossible. 661 00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:46,382 No,... 662 00:36:46,426 --> 00:36:48,760 When they opened the metal display case, the crown was missing. 663 00:36:48,927 --> 00:36:50,078 Where's the crown? 664 00:36:50,213 --> 00:36:52,928 It's in that metal box. it closes when the gallery does. 665 00:36:53,001 --> 00:36:54,716 Dude, we watched the museum close. 666 00:36:54,726 --> 00:36:56,833 We... we watched the thing close. we never left the building. 667 00:36:56,843 --> 00:36:58,375 The only way he could've taken it is if... 668 00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:00,654 How? 669 00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:02,853 Is if he had had it all along. 670 00:37:11,059 --> 00:37:13,492 I sold that painting two weeks ago. 671 00:37:13,502 --> 00:37:15,488 - he's a billionaire. - millionaire. 672 00:37:15,784 --> 00:37:18,839 Okay, former billionaire, now millionaire, living off his yacht. 673 00:37:19,316 --> 00:37:21,432 Oh, i know why despereaux never gets caught! 674 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,611 Because he doesn't steal anything! 675 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:28,064 - we gotta hurry. - that's my helmet. 676 00:37:29,602 --> 00:37:30,628 I...oh...guys. 677 00:37:40,822 --> 00:37:42,164 Mr. spencer. 678 00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:45,617 You have an impressive learning curve. 679 00:37:46,452 --> 00:37:47,450 Thank you. 680 00:37:47,797 --> 00:37:49,328 I also play the mandocello. 681 00:37:49,621 --> 00:37:50,621 Not well. 682 00:37:50,771 --> 00:37:53,210 But who else do you know who plays the mandocello? 683 00:37:53,350 --> 00:37:54,886 I'm no longer amused. 684 00:37:54,969 --> 00:37:56,253 You almost had me. 685 00:37:56,490 --> 00:37:59,387 I mean, the yacht and the high rise were just flawless. 686 00:37:59,681 --> 00:38:01,959 But you left me too much time when you stole the crown. 687 00:38:02,289 --> 00:38:04,009 And i covered all my bases. 688 00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:06,391 Which means you didn't have time to steal the crown. 689 00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:07,586 But then,... 690 00:38:07,623 --> 00:38:09,674 You didn't have to, because the owner just... 691 00:38:09,684 --> 00:38:11,086 Handed it to you. 692 00:38:11,537 --> 00:38:12,899 I knew you were worthy. 693 00:38:13,038 --> 00:38:15,530 Worthy. and very disappointed. 694 00:38:15,907 --> 00:38:17,094 Really, shawn? 695 00:38:17,104 --> 00:38:18,907 I've been hiding back here for ten minutes. 696 00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:21,084 I thought you were gonna give your speech from inside the plane. 697 00:38:21,094 --> 00:38:23,255 - gus. - what? i'm seriously cramped back here. 698 00:38:23,265 --> 00:38:26,904 I'm about to drop the hammer on this guy. just flag down the stewardess. order a mojito. 699 00:38:26,989 --> 00:38:28,535 Just call me when you're done. 700 00:38:29,701 --> 00:38:31,540 Man, i thought you were so cool. 701 00:38:31,634 --> 00:38:33,080 But you're just here to look the part. 702 00:38:33,224 --> 00:38:34,672 This whole time, i'm thinking,... 703 00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:36,812 "this guy is thomas crown." 704 00:38:37,838 --> 00:38:39,582 You're barely remington steele. 705 00:38:39,966 --> 00:38:41,551 Which makes me, what, laura holt? 706 00:38:41,769 --> 00:38:44,433 You think a guy like me wants to be stephanie zimbalist? 707 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,590 Maybe. 708 00:38:48,888 --> 00:38:51,817 The items were handed to you one by one. 709 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,374 - that's him. - that's who? 710 00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:55,595 That's the gallery owner. he's the last one out. 711 00:38:55,605 --> 00:38:57,998 The gallery owner had the crown when he left the gallery. 712 00:38:58,203 --> 00:38:59,805 He was having money troubles. 713 00:38:59,928 --> 00:39:01,588 As did the rest of your victims. 714 00:39:01,928 --> 00:39:02,983 And you... 715 00:39:03,122 --> 00:39:04,310 You're just the middleman. 716 00:39:04,602 --> 00:39:07,013 You made it look like the items were being stolen. 717 00:39:07,342 --> 00:39:08,440 Hence your... 718 00:39:08,616 --> 00:39:09,928 Calling card. 719 00:39:10,095 --> 00:39:11,644 And always in a series, right? 720 00:39:11,805 --> 00:39:14,444 So it wouldn't call suspicion to an owner in financial peril... 721 00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:16,667 Who suddenly gets his manet stolen? 722 00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:19,367 Insurance fraud. 723 00:39:19,451 --> 00:39:21,712 Really? that is so lame. 724 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,771 I mean, do you even have a pilot's license? 725 00:39:23,781 --> 00:39:25,125 I do. 726 00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:28,355 But now i feel as though i have to hurt you, ... 727 00:39:28,605 --> 00:39:30,181 Which saddens me. 728 00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:32,110 I thought you were a master criminal. 729 00:39:32,390 --> 00:39:35,187 The genius of my plan is in its simplicity. 730 00:39:36,028 --> 00:39:38,951 Perhaps it's not as sexy as you believed. 731 00:39:39,969 --> 00:39:41,098 But don't forget,... 732 00:39:42,434 --> 00:39:43,702 I got away with it. 733 00:39:45,013 --> 00:39:46,515 No, you didn't. 734 00:39:47,247 --> 00:39:48,656 Hello, despereaux. 735 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:53,020 Bet you're not too happy to see me right about now, are you? 736 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,966 I have absolutely no idea... 737 00:39:56,054 --> 00:39:57,323 Who you are. 738 00:39:58,593 --> 00:39:59,951 Detective. 739 00:40:00,032 --> 00:40:01,036 Thank you. 740 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:09,541 Your boss is really good. 741 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:11,746 We do not work for him. 742 00:40:11,756 --> 00:40:13,548 It just seems that way sometimes. 743 00:40:13,738 --> 00:40:15,058 Mr. spencer. 744 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,415 I've often fantasized about escaping from prison, you know. 745 00:40:25,914 --> 00:40:26,914 - shawn. - yes? 746 00:40:27,322 --> 00:40:28,823 Don't you think it's odd that... 747 00:40:29,092 --> 00:40:30,092 You're... 748 00:40:30,102 --> 00:40:31,492 In a relationship now,... 749 00:40:31,502 --> 00:40:34,974 Yet you invite me to maybe the most romantic place on earth? 750 00:40:35,271 --> 00:40:37,070 Okay, look. jules, listen. i... 751 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,788 I made these plans weeks ago. 752 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,783 And gus refused to come on account he's a man. 753 00:40:42,164 --> 00:40:44,038 And i'm a man. 754 00:40:44,048 --> 00:40:45,626 Or some nonsense like that. 755 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,399 Look, i have a point. it's this. 756 00:40:47,641 --> 00:40:49,944 I refuse to feel uncomfortable around you. 757 00:40:49,954 --> 00:40:52,407 It's silly. you mean too much to me. and... 758 00:40:52,649 --> 00:40:54,747 And i am perfectly capable of keeping this... 759 00:40:55,076 --> 00:40:56,757 Platonic as long as you are. 760 00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:59,469 - oh, please. i can. - well, i can too. 761 00:40:59,479 --> 00:41:00,502 Great. 762 00:41:02,464 --> 00:41:03,600 But how? 763 00:41:03,925 --> 00:41:07,299 So at least show me what you had planned for this perfect date. 764 00:41:07,664 --> 00:41:09,536 Okay, but promise not to laugh. 765 00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:15,040 You hired this guy? 766 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:16,465 Technically, gus did. 767 00:41:16,769 --> 00:41:18,512 Would've lost our deposit. 768 00:41:18,651 --> 00:41:20,212 I don't... he was supposed to be more discreet. 769 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:33,285 - this is overkill, huh? - no, no. not if you're six. 770 00:41:34,649 --> 00:41:38,928 A mime, though? really, shawn? i don't know, you don't really strike me as a mime guy. 771 00:41:39,195 --> 00:41:41,781 Oh, no, no, no--the mime had nothing to do with me. this mime is... 772 00:41:42,036 --> 00:41:43,559 Clearly working on his own. 773 00:41:44,136 --> 00:41:45,500 You seen enough? more than. 774 00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:50,440 - so abigail's into opera, huh? - no, not really. 775 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,212 Just robust italian men. 776 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:54,416 I didn't even know he sang, actually. 777 00:41:55,397 --> 00:41:57,614 - look at that bridge. - yeah, it's beautiful. 778 00:41:57,624 --> 00:41:58,970 Little-known fact:... 779 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,256 - that bridge was built by wolves. - really? 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