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Why is there a giant hole
in my front yard?
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It's simple, dad.
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Don't get upset.
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The hole was my grave.
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What?
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Gus made me dig my own grave,
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then shot me and stole my boots.
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Only he didn't bury me far enough,
and the buzzards ate my entrails.
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So you...
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You were playing cowboys
and indians, huh?
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Just cowboys.
Playing indians is offensive.
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And then the buzzards ate your entrails.
That's awful.
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It was a tragic end
to our adventure.
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But it's the realism that makes it fun.
If it helps, Gus ended up getting hung
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by a one-eyed, crooked sheriff.
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- Did the buzzards eat his entrails too?
- Of course they did.
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I got a game for ya.
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It's called
"get your butt in my yard
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"and fill in that hole now."
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It's the realism
that makes that fun too.
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He's going to kill us.
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What?
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He hasn't said a word
the whole time he's been driving.
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Face it, Shawn.
He's finally snapped.
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He asked us for a favor.
That's all.
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We can leave anytime we want.
Case in point.
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This is all your fault. You and all
your practical jokes you play on him.
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Those were team-building exercises
to build camaraderie.
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How do you build camaraderie by changing
someone's bank account numbers?
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What the hell's going on back there?
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Look, I know I've been
a tad annoying in the past.
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But shooting Gus and disposing his body
in the aquifer is not the answer.
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Don't be ridiculous.
I'm not gonna shoot anyone.
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He didn't say anything
about knifing anybody.
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- Do you really need that clarification?
- It would be nice, yes.
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So what's with all the secrecy,
you handsome, pasty devil?
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What we're doing isn't exactly
official Santa Barbara police business,
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and it isn't exactly
in my jurisdiction.
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We're going to a small town.
The sheriff's an old friend of mine.
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Some unexplained things
have been happening at night.
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You two have a propensity
for finding something from nothing,
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and I need that gift.
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Where's the town?
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This is the back.
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The back?
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Just how old is Old Sonora?
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I will ask you to stifle your urge
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to make fun of everything
that is decent.
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Sheriff Hank is a good man
who deserves not only your respect,
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but your admiration.
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Sheriff!
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Well, look at you.
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Ain't you a sight for sore eyes?
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- Thanks for coming.
- How you doing, sheriff?
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These are the men
I was telling you about.
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This is Burton Guster
and Shawn Spencer.
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Well, pardon me, but we had
a mess of trouble here last night.
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Sheriff Hank Mendel.
Pleasure to meet you.
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Welcome to Old Sonora.
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Thank you, sheriff.
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I'm sure you've heard
about what I do, how cool it is.
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You've now seen my hair,
which means you're impressed,
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but let's not get wrapped up
in gushy compliments.
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I get a little self-conscious.
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Hell, I wasn't gonna
even call you out here,
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but binky insisted.
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- Binky?
- Oh, you don't call him binky?
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We do now.
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Sheriff Hank, why don't you tell
the boys what the problem's been here?
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Well, it started out
as simple vandalism.
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Somebody's been stealing
our wood from sidewalks, buildings,
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fence posts.
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Wood thieves.
My first instinct is beavers,
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but I'm not willing to rule out
those pesky keeper elves.
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- What else do you got?
- Well, our water's been poisoned,
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and check this out.
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There's been a stench in the air
that wasn't there before.
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That's funny.
I don't smell anything.
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Gosh. Cat urine.
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Don't mind him.
Cat pee is Gus's kryptonite.
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As a child,
he was locked in a closet
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with the family's incontinent tabby,
Mr. B.
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- It's a very long story.
- No, it's not. That's the story.
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Breathe through your mouth.
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Since then,
things have gotten more aggressive.
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Stuff has been stolen,
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misplaced,
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destroyed.
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And folks are starting
to get nervous.
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And it's my job to protect them.
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Drop your weapon and come peaceably.
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Well, sheriff, I ain't exactly...
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a peaceful man.
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- Holy crap.
- He shot that guy.
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I know. Isn't it great?
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This is not a real town.
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It's a tourist trap.
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Psych 403
"High Noon-ish"
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Timing: Psych Team
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Listen closely
'cause I'm gonna only say this once.
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Old Sonora is an old historic mining
town with buildings recreated
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to capture the spirit
of the old west.
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I spent every weekend of my childhood
in this beloved place,
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and I am not about
to let some faceless coward
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who only comes out
at night tear it down.
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I need you two to find out
who's doing this... and fast.
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All right.
Count on us.
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I knew I could.
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Here's your bedrolls.
Good luck.
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- We're sleeping here?
- Well, it happens at night,
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- so you have to stay here at night.
- What about you?
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Are you kidding?
I can't be caught investigating here.
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Do you know how far out
of my jurisdiction we are?
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- See you later, Hank.
- Thanks for your help, binky.
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You got it.
I'll check back with you in the morning.
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Wait, so you expect me to stay here
the entire night?
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Binky!
Come back.
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I hope you boys like beans.
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If this turns into Blazing Saddles,
I'm out of here.
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- Pull that.
- Stop.
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Tell me, Hank...
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Have you ever seen this vandal?
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I've felt 'em.
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Was that in an appropriate way?
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I felt their presence.
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I see.
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Can you think
of any other explanation
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for why this town is falling apart?
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Are you talking
about the ghost rider?
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What do you mean by ghost rider?
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According to the legends,
he was a horse thief that met his fate
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at the end of a rope.
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They say his spirit
still haunts these parts.
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Now I, myself,
don't cater to this tale,
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no matter
how many people out here see him.
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- I'm out of here. I'm calling a cab.
- Those things don't work out here.
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We got no TVs, no radio,
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no refrigerators.
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Sounds like prison,
except they have all those things.
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Would you stop it?
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How long have you known binky, Hank?
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30 years or so.
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Used to come here every weekend.
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His pa wasn't around that much,
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and his ma worked days,
so she dropped him off Saturdays.
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I guess he needed somebody.
I suppose I did too.
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We've been close ever since.
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In fact,
he's about the nearest thing
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I got to... family.
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I didn't know that
about Lassie's papa.
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His pa wasn't around much, Gus.
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What are you doing?
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You hear that?
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Something's spooking the horses.
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What the hell are we doing?
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I don't know, Gus.
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I think I'm starting to get
why Lassie loves this place so much.
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It represents a simpler time
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when people weren't so preoccupied
with the distractions of modern life.
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Like living past age 40.
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All right, you be your cynical self.
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I'm just saying.
Technology is way overrated.
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That's interesting.
Yesterday you told me you intend
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- on having your wedding in space.
- And that hasn't changed.
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I'm just saying I think the past
is also worth preserving.
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Your people have
a much affectionate memory
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of this period of history
than my people do.
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What are you talking about?
We saw Posse together in theaters.
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I want to go home.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Here's how it's gonna go.
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We're gonna tell Hank
his town's old and decrepit,
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and he should be glad
it didn't fall down ten years ago.
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There is no saboteur, no vandal,
no bad guy.
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At the worst,
he has a terrible cat problem.
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- Watch your feet!
- Watch my feet?
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- I'm leading the way.
- Your stride is too long, Shawn.
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It's your ridiculous gait.
That's the problem.
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No, your shoes are too large.
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What?
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Don't panic.
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- There's no Hank.
- No horses.
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What is that sound?
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Look out!
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- Bring him in.
- I don't believe this.
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I sent you two out there to find out
what the heck's going on,
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and you get sheriff Hank
run over by horses?
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First of all, I don't even know
how to get someone run over.
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And as long as we're assigning blame,
the horses shouldn't get off scot-free.
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We feel terrible about this, even it was
Hank who left us there all alone.
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You're lucky he didn't get killed.
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I don't want him bleeding
all over my couch.
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There you go.
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Easy.
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- That's better.
- He should be in an emergency room.
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- No hospitals.
- He doesn't believe in 'em.
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Says the only way
he's ever gonna go in one is feet-first.
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Come here.
Let's put it up here.
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Let's take a look.
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Guys, this is deep.
This man has got to see a doctor.
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I don't even have
anything to numb the pain.
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That's okay.
I don't believe in anesthetics.
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Gus, just bite down on my big toe.
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It'll make me forget
about the pain in my leg.
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I'm not.
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Damn it, Gus, when a man asks you
to bite his toe, you bite his toe.
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- You do it.
- Drink this.
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Much obliged.
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Hank, I just want to say
on behalf of Gus and I,
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thank you very much
for saving our lives.
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I'm the sheriff.
That's what I'm paid for.
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Technically, you're not a real sheriff,
and when you say "they",
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you mean you, being that you own
the town, which isn't really a town.
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- Why?
- Just hurry up and do this, will ya?
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I got to open them gates by 9:00.
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Pal, you're not going anywhere for quite
a while even if I do get this sewn up.
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Old Sonora hasn't closed in 45 years
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and it ain't gonna close today.
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Spencer, come here.
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With everything
that's been going on out there
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now finding this dead body,
the county wants to shut down Old Sonora
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which means not only will a place
that teaches children lessons
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from a simpler time be lost forever,
but sheriff Hank will be left destitute,
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and I will not let that happen.
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Don't worry, binky.
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I already have a plan.
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All right, everybody,
take a good look.
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Keep looking.
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Drink it in.
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Like a...
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bottle of laudanum.
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- There a point to this?
- There's a point. This.
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There's a new sheriff in town, guys.
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It's me.
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It's just for a couple days.
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We all know
how we feel about old Hank.
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The man loves beans.
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So I'll be helping out
after the accident last night.
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And don't worry.
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I'm not gonna go changing too much
about the way things work around here.
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At least...
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- not right away.
- Maybe after lunch.
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I would like the opportunity
to sit down with each of you,
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ask a few probing questions, and...
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Get to know you a little better.
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We can do that later.
247
00:14:22,158 --> 00:14:23,859
They're not very helpful, are they?
248
00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:26,608
- How about I wear the spurs?
- How about the sheriff wears the spurs?
249
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,063
How about you kiss
my blacksmith ass?
250
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:42,013
That was county. They got an I.D.
on the body outside of Old Sonora.
251
00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:44,633
- He's a Santa Barbara resident.
- Yes, that is awesome!
252
00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:49,109
That's gonna at least get us
some sort of access to this case.
253
00:14:49,234 --> 00:14:52,390
- I'm calling the county sheriff.
- It gets a little more strange.
254
00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:55,185
What, he's a hobo, a drifter,
255
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,188
a psycho with a longstanding grudge
against beloved childhood institutions?
256
00:14:58,743 --> 00:15:01,066
He's a multimillionaire businessman.
Frank McBain.
257
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,416
Got a house up on the hill.
Been missing for a few days.
258
00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,246
Wife thought
he was on a business trip.
259
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,371
All right,
260
00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:09,950
so let's figure out
what he was doing wandering alone
261
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,077
in the hills of Old Sonora
in sneakers and shorts.
262
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,719
In the meantime, I'm gonna call
a buddy of mine who's a county judge,
263
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,707
get a warrant for McBain's office.
264
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,210
The McBain homicide is a county case.
The chief made it very clear
265
00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:26,258
- you are not to get involved.
- Damn it, whose side are you on?
266
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,427
I am just following jurisdictional
protocol like you taught me to do.
267
00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:32,889
Sometimes there are exceptions.
268
00:15:43,992 --> 00:15:45,066
Look at this.
269
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:48,951
All of the acreage around Old Sonora
has been purchased by McBain,
270
00:15:49,076 --> 00:15:51,825
which means the only land
that he doesn't own is Hank's.
271
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,381
And Hank will never sell.
272
00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:55,245
- What's this?
- That's the new toll road.
273
00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:57,818
This road's supposed
to run ten miles south of here.
274
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,318
Not necessarily. The council hasn't made
its final vote yet.
275
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:02,639
So what did McBain know
that we don't?
276
00:16:03,818 --> 00:16:05,505
McBain wanted Old Sonora.
277
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,034
And he would do anything to get it,
including wrecking the town,
278
00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:10,490
tryingto shut it down,
now getting Hank run over by horses.
279
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:11,765
We solved it!
280
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,290
Detective Lassiter and O'Hara,
281
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:18,240
you remember sheriff Becker
from the county sheriff's office.
282
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:21,059
Sheriff Becker just informed me
that you have been sticking your noses
283
00:16:21,184 --> 00:16:22,542
into his investigation,
284
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,317
which I recall specifically
telling you not to do.
285
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:29,154
We have cause, chief.
We believe McBain was using vandalism
286
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,489
to run a cherished local
institution out of business.
287
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,729
The name
of this cherished local institution
288
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,493
wouldn't happen to be Old Sonora?
289
00:16:36,148 --> 00:16:37,515
That's neither here nor there.
290
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,940
The fact is we have blown
this case wide open.
291
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,793
Well, I hope you have some solid
evidence to support those accusations.
292
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:45,420
Of course.
293
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:48,256
It's obvious
why McBain wanted the land.
294
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:52,429
He's building a mass transit system
in association with the new toll road.
295
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,472
Probably at taxpayers' expense,
the heartless bastard.
296
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,885
That's a kiddie railroad.
297
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:05,065
It's a free park
that McBain is donating to the county.
298
00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:07,090
Here's the permit.
299
00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:12,309
He's calling it the ashley baird park.
He's not even naming it after his wife.
300
00:17:12,434 --> 00:17:15,273
This woman is probably his mistress,
which makes him a two-timer.
301
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:16,808
Ashley Baird.
302
00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:19,648
Wasn't she the little girl
who had leukemia?
303
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:20,872
She was so brave.
304
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,085
Okay, chief, maybe I jumped the gun
a little bit here,
305
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,004
but this McBain is one bad hombre,
you got to believe me.
306
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,776
And we can consider
this vandalism case completely closed.
307
00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:33,160
- There's a few loose ends to tie up.
- Vandalis...
308
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:34,594
We're talking about murder!
309
00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:36,805
And now we got a prime suspect.
310
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,805
You don't.
What are you talking about?
311
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:42,477
The person who owns Old Sonora
who wouldn't sell.
312
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:47,351
That's not possible.
313
00:17:50,658 --> 00:17:53,362
Dang it, Hank, why didn't you
tell me about Frank McBain?
314
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:56,950
You watch your language, binky,
and who the hell is Frank McBain?
315
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,953
He's been trying to buy your land
for the last two years.
316
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,609
Hank, you cannot keep
this kind of information from us.
317
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:05,125
We are killing ourselves trying
to find who may want to hurt you,
318
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,168
and you leave
a prime suspect off the table?
319
00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:11,297
No, the only folks trying to buy my land
is the Sweetwater Land corp.
320
00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:15,802
I'll bet McBain used dummy corporations
to make the purchases.
321
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:19,805
It keeps prices from skyrocketing
when investors see what's going on.
322
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,893
It's a good thing she's pretty.
323
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,042
Now Sweetwater Land
don't want to hurt me.
324
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,524
They sent me two letters
six months ago.
325
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,694
I politely declined,
and I never heard from 'em again.
326
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,194
Are you sure?
'cause McBain's secretary said
327
00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:38,032
he'd already been out to Old Sonora
three times this month alone.
328
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,118
I never spoke to the man.
329
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,494
Then who did?
330
00:18:52,108 --> 00:18:53,798
What the hell is going on here?
331
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,427
This is called 19-card stud.
332
00:18:57,611 --> 00:19:00,764
Regular poker's too complicated.
It makes it easier to get pairs.
333
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,391
Plus,
anything with a picture's wild.
334
00:19:03,796 --> 00:19:06,540
Why aren't you two out
interviewing suspects
335
00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:09,647
or feeling the walls or whatever
it is you do? At least do something.
336
00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:11,107
Man, I tried.
337
00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:13,817
I did.
These people are kind of mean.
338
00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:16,946
It's a tough racket being sheriff.
Besides,
339
00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:20,867
I got to go gun down that stinky feet
fellow in about 20 minutes.
340
00:19:21,177 --> 00:19:22,986
- Stinky Pete.
- You wouldn't understand.
341
00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:24,871
- You've never killed a man.
- Yes, I have.
342
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,077
But you've never pretend-killed one.
Repeatedly.
343
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,336
- Struggle with it every time.
- Two times now.
344
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,938
- Both times.
- While you were sitting here
345
00:19:35,063 --> 00:19:36,424
playing cowboys and indians...
346
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,468
Just cowboys.
347
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,844
Injuns is offensive.
348
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:42,180
- I didn't say injuns, Guster.
- That's what I heard.
349
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,057
- Me too.
- Would you just shut up?
350
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,309
Hank has managed
to become our number one suspect.
351
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,932
McBain wanted his land,
and he was talking to somebody here.
352
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,189
You two need to find out who it was.
353
00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:54,889
- You were thinking today?
- A man's life is on the line.
354
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:56,951
Get out there, and get me a lead.
355
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,200
Man's all hopped up on cactus juice.
356
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,950
Let's start at the saloon.
357
00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:11,288
Little lady.
358
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:18,103
- What are you doing?
- Exactly what it looks like.
359
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:23,006
Hee-yaw now.
360
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,195
Really?
361
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,982
It's stinky feet!
362
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,163
- He's trying to bushwhack us!
- Bushwhack us?
363
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:58,024
That's not stinky Pete.
He's a tourist.
364
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,487
I think you're right about that.
365
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,989
Sorry about that, friend.
366
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,059
Man in my line of work
can't afford to be too careful.
367
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,991
I'm sure you understand.
368
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,151
Hello, Miss Annie.
369
00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:23,703
I'd appreciate it if you'd refer to me
as sheriff Spencer...
370
00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:25,893
Or hickory pot.
371
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,995
Or dry gulch slim.
Any of those would do me just fine.
372
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,833
- That's not gonna happen.
- Fair enough.
373
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,519
- How long have you been doing this?
- About a decade.
374
00:21:34,644 --> 00:21:37,295
Five years here.
Before that at Disneyland.
375
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:41,174
- They have madams at Disneyland?
- No, I worked the teacups.
376
00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:42,898
I'll bet you did.
377
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,543
I'm gonna have
to ask you a couple of...
378
00:21:46,668 --> 00:21:48,711
uncomfortable-type questions
about Hank.
379
00:21:48,836 --> 00:21:51,765
- You mean that we were lovers?
- You... no.
380
00:21:52,087 --> 00:21:53,727
Not... not that uncomfortable, no.
381
00:21:54,276 --> 00:21:55,605
He broke my heart.
382
00:21:57,753 --> 00:21:59,414
But that was a long time ago.
383
00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:01,139
Ancient history.
384
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,028
Hey, there.
385
00:22:10,845 --> 00:22:13,747
You the one that plays
deputy sheriff Tripsy, is that right?
386
00:22:14,393 --> 00:22:16,390
That's what it says on my paycheck
387
00:22:17,142 --> 00:22:18,211
if I still get one.
388
00:22:18,927 --> 00:22:21,089
Sounds like you're not too happy
with your job right now.
389
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,406
Maybe you're angry enough to take it out
on your boss Hank.
390
00:22:24,531 --> 00:22:26,052
Maybe you poisoned the water
391
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,219
so that you could have Old Sonora
all to yourself.
392
00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:31,516
Maybe even enough to kill for it?
393
00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:35,159
I don't know
what you're talking about.
394
00:22:35,284 --> 00:22:36,880
And as far as Hank goes,
395
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:38,731
I love the man like a brother.
396
00:22:39,522 --> 00:22:41,850
Please.
That's what everyone says.
397
00:22:41,975 --> 00:22:43,879
- Who's everyone?
- Miss Annie.
398
00:22:44,786 --> 00:22:46,364
She doesn't love him like a brother.
399
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,288
Definitely not like a brother.
400
00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:50,228
Unless they have
a really weird family.
401
00:22:50,353 --> 00:22:52,326
They got some serious flowers up
in that attic.
402
00:22:52,451 --> 00:22:55,201
- You know what I mean.
- How would I know that?
403
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,230
Dude,
404
00:23:01,622 --> 00:23:03,798
he was there
before the horses trampled Hank.
405
00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,841
Not so fast there, Tripsy.
406
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,541
You see, we know that you were
at the corral the other night.
407
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:14,766
And just for the record,
your nickname is extremely offensive.
408
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:16,820
So I was up there.
409
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:19,556
Something spooked the horses,
and I went up to check on 'em.
410
00:23:19,681 --> 00:23:22,191
And I caught a glimpse
of whoever it was too.
411
00:23:22,524 --> 00:23:24,193
And then he vanished.
412
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,524
You're trying to tell us
it was the ghost rider
413
00:23:30,649 --> 00:23:32,493
who tried to kill Hank?
Please.
414
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,912
- I don't like your tone, mister.
- Is that right?
415
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,324
'cause I've been told
it's quite soothing.
416
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,417
- Try to stay on point.
- I think you're lying, Tripsy.
417
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,170
It was you who spooked the horses
418
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,131
because you knew dag gum well
that Hank would come running.
419
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,449
That's a lie!
420
00:23:46,957 --> 00:23:48,342
I love Hank Mendel.
421
00:23:50,998 --> 00:23:52,764
Get the county sheriff office
on the phone.
422
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,328
You tell 'em
we found ourselves the vandal
423
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,937
and that he might have
just killed McBain too.
424
00:23:58,733 --> 00:24:00,063
Okay, boys.
425
00:24:01,145 --> 00:24:02,604
I didn't see nobody.
426
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,359
But something spooked the horses,
and it wasn't me, I swear.
427
00:24:05,956 --> 00:24:07,070
Yeah, I was up there.
428
00:24:07,745 --> 00:24:09,370
It was for a different reason.
429
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:11,491
I was working for McBain.
430
00:24:13,347 --> 00:24:14,160
Go on.
431
00:24:16,921 --> 00:24:18,802
He was paying me to make a list
432
00:24:18,927 --> 00:24:21,292
of all the safety violations
we got around this place.
433
00:24:21,830 --> 00:24:24,503
And he was gonna use 'em
to force the county to shut us down.
434
00:24:24,772 --> 00:24:25,822
After that,
435
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,300
Hank would have no choice
but to sell to McBain.
436
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,802
And you say
he was like a brother to you.
437
00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:34,847
I ain't proud of what I done,
mister.
438
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,734
Are there any other employees
still here?
439
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,363
When Hank's not around,
I'm always the last one to leave.
440
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,842
Is that the...
441
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,031
Ghost rider.
442
00:25:10,956 --> 00:25:12,806
He must have gone in there.
443
00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:22,955
That's completely sealed.
There's no way he got through there.
444
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,769
Unless he can move through solids,
which, by definition, he can.
445
00:25:25,894 --> 00:25:28,208
Really?
We have to have that conversation?
446
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:29,333
Fine.
447
00:25:32,921 --> 00:25:35,292
Maybe the guy on the horse
is not a ghost.
448
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:38,329
And let's say he is the vandal,
which doesn't even make sense,
449
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,242
because the guy
who wanted the land is dead.
450
00:25:40,367 --> 00:25:43,027
Even so, there's still something
we haven't taken into account yet.
451
00:25:43,152 --> 00:25:44,083
What's that?
452
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,587
What if McBain's murder
is related to something else?
453
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,463
Or just a random act of violence?
454
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:49,775
I'll go even further.
455
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:52,133
What if the guy on the horse
is not vandalizing the town?
456
00:25:52,398 --> 00:25:54,590
What if no one is?
You said it yourself, Shawn.
457
00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:57,096
What if this place is so rundown
from neglect and old age
458
00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:59,380
that it's falling apart, huh?
459
00:26:10,905 --> 00:26:12,255
I see your point.
460
00:26:17,853 --> 00:26:18,853
A ghost?
461
00:26:19,285 --> 00:26:20,347
Maybe a ghost.
462
00:26:20,472 --> 00:26:22,997
Definitely not a ghost.
But a ghost-like fella.
463
00:26:23,847 --> 00:26:26,459
- An ethereal moonlight figure.
- Who might be able to go through rocks.
464
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,085
But probably not.
465
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,173
I sent you out there
to investigate for 2 days,
466
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,173
and all you come back
with is campfire stories?
467
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,409
- Gus got the consumption.
- I did...
468
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,471
what's going on in here?
469
00:26:39,142 --> 00:26:40,287
Costume party.
470
00:26:40,412 --> 00:26:43,351
And this wouldn't have anything
to do with the Old Sonora, would it?
471
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,103
Sorry, which one's Old Sonora again?
472
00:26:46,228 --> 00:26:48,396
You know,
I don't want to hear it, detective.
473
00:26:48,938 --> 00:26:51,859
And if I find out that you hired
Spencer and Guster on your own,
474
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:55,449
that constitutes a conflict of interest
and there will be disciplinary measures.
475
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:58,073
I highly recommend
that you stick to your assigned cases.
476
00:27:01,349 --> 00:27:04,372
Gee, thanks for hopping in there and
taking some of the heat from the chief.
477
00:27:04,608 --> 00:27:06,749
- You're very welcome.
- I was being facetious.
478
00:27:06,921 --> 00:27:08,042
You wimped out.
479
00:27:08,734 --> 00:27:11,629
If you believe
the short-sided pundits on CNN,
480
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,757
- but I take a longer view of history.
- That doesn't even make any sense.
481
00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:18,672
The coroner's report said
McBain's been dead for five days.
482
00:27:18,797 --> 00:27:20,925
Yet the vandalism
hasn't stopped since then.
483
00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:23,296
Therefore,
we can effectively eliminate McBain.
484
00:27:23,421 --> 00:27:25,476
I'm now sensing that someone else
485
00:27:25,873 --> 00:27:28,646
wants that land. McBain's got the kind
of money that's tough to beat.
486
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,607
As a result, he or she...
487
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:32,900
Or even a he-she.
488
00:27:33,176 --> 00:27:35,027
... had to kill McBain
before he got it.
489
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,737
He was eliminating the competition.
490
00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:39,117
Precisely.
491
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,341
Yeah, maybe.
492
00:27:42,055 --> 00:27:45,538
And when I find this murdering scum,
I'm gonna shoot him in the face.
493
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,366
Not entirely.
That's all just wishful thinking.
494
00:27:49,491 --> 00:27:51,930
We don't have the vaguest clue.
No thanks to you Spencer.
495
00:27:52,055 --> 00:27:54,069
So far you've given me bubkes.
496
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,001
Get back out there,
497
00:27:56,378 --> 00:27:57,766
and get to work.
498
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,805
- He just said...
- Bubkes.
499
00:28:09,652 --> 00:28:12,808
The thing is, you never have to wonder
why Lassie doesn't have more friends.
500
00:28:15,371 --> 00:28:17,903
What are you doing here, man?
You should be resting.
501
00:28:18,592 --> 00:28:20,559
You didn't come back
for the spurs, did you?
502
00:28:20,684 --> 00:28:22,742
- Where are you going?
- I'm leaving town.
503
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,312
- Why?
- Well, I been licked.
504
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,188
Whole buildings
are starting to fall.
505
00:28:27,313 --> 00:28:29,876
Better I just move on
and forget the whole damn thing.
506
00:28:30,987 --> 00:28:32,612
I admit, it's a long shot,
507
00:28:32,737 --> 00:28:34,962
but there's still a chance
that we could save Old Sonora.
508
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:38,528
I've seen the park they want to build.
It's a nice place.
509
00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:41,288
And I believe that folks
are gonna want to go there.
510
00:28:41,413 --> 00:28:42,511
I'm an old relic.
511
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,056
I've known that for a long time.
512
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:49,185
Hank, we can... fix the buildings.
We'll just get some nails.
513
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:50,502
And febreze.
514
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,115
Fellas, that sounds awful good,
but...
515
00:28:53,869 --> 00:28:56,484
no, it's too late.
I've already contacted the folks over
516
00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:59,028
at Sweetwater Land
and accepted their offer.
517
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,572
Old Tripsy,
he's gonna handle the last show.
518
00:29:01,697 --> 00:29:02,865
Me, I'm done.
519
00:29:05,868 --> 00:29:07,368
I guess that's that.
520
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,036
This list of possible suspects
is garbage.
521
00:29:13,824 --> 00:29:15,513
Detectives, a moment.
522
00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:16,638
Now.
523
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,510
Look, chief, if this is about the...
524
00:29:24,390 --> 00:29:27,890
Chief, I just want to say that I am
100% sure that you have no proof
525
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:31,130
whatsoever that I have done anything
even remotely Old Sonora-related
526
00:29:31,255 --> 00:29:32,478
in the last two hours.
527
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:36,330
Sheriff Becker would like to formally
invite you into the McBain case.
528
00:29:36,717 --> 00:29:38,692
Thank god,
'cause I was totally lying just then.
529
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:44,240
- Sheriff, what can I do for ya?
- Just received the ballistics report.
530
00:29:44,581 --> 00:29:46,547
The guys in our lab said
they've never seen a slug
531
00:29:46,672 --> 00:29:48,998
a slug like the one
they pulled out of McBain, and...
532
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:50,856
well, I thought...
533
00:29:52,893 --> 00:29:54,182
because of your...
534
00:29:54,562 --> 00:29:56,710
expertise with firearms...
535
00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:00,906
maybe you could help identify it.
536
00:30:09,216 --> 00:30:11,725
They've never seen a bullet like this
'cause it's over 100 years old.
537
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,397
What kind of a gun
uses a slug like that?
538
00:30:17,831 --> 00:30:20,383
An original 1873 Colt peacemaker.
539
00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:32,543
You sure this is all you got, Hank?
I mean, we're good on space.
540
00:30:32,882 --> 00:30:36,267
We can grab you a wagon wheel.
Or that barrel.
541
00:30:41,405 --> 00:30:44,049
- I need to see your pistol.
- Why do you need to see that?
542
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,719
You don't think Hank had anything
to do with McBain's death?
543
00:30:47,143 --> 00:30:49,263
- Don't be crazy. Come on.
- Shawn, stay out of this.
544
00:30:51,204 --> 00:30:52,099
Your gun.
545
00:30:54,657 --> 00:30:55,519
Slowly.
546
00:31:07,989 --> 00:31:09,617
Why you been firing live rounds?
547
00:31:10,047 --> 00:31:12,161
I saw a rat, and I shot it.
548
00:31:15,455 --> 00:31:18,000
Hank Mendel, you're under arrest
for the murder of Frank McBain.
549
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,045
Come on.
550
00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:21,583
Read him his rights, O'Hara.
551
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,984
You have the right
to remain silent...
552
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,745
Why do people that I try to help
usually end up getting arrested?
553
00:31:40,870 --> 00:31:42,541
Sometimes people
you think are innocent
554
00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:45,066
turn out to be guilty
and vice versa.
555
00:31:46,242 --> 00:31:49,949
The important thing is, how will you
help me get his blood out of my couch?
556
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:51,158
Hank is innocent.
557
00:31:51,412 --> 00:31:53,494
- Yeah, can you prove it?
- Not yet.
558
00:31:54,103 --> 00:31:55,603
You wanna know what I think?
559
00:31:55,728 --> 00:31:57,790
No, I just came by
for one of your inedible,
560
00:31:57,979 --> 00:31:59,573
fat-free grilled cheese sandwiches.
561
00:31:59,698 --> 00:32:01,480
Yes, I'd like to know
what you think.
562
00:32:01,605 --> 00:32:05,089
Lassiter is so emotionally invested
in trying to save this town, you,
563
00:32:05,352 --> 00:32:08,603
in trying to help him, have developed
some of the same feelings and desires.
564
00:32:08,728 --> 00:32:11,220
It's a simple case of transference.
565
00:32:12,134 --> 00:32:14,355
You don't use words
like transference.
566
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,855
Have you been
secretly hanging out with mom?
567
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:19,321
We may or may not have dined
together last week.
568
00:32:19,446 --> 00:32:23,274
The point is, your judgment in this case
is being clouded by your emotions.
569
00:32:23,553 --> 00:32:24,752
Dined together?
570
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,895
You're David Niven now?
That's your new thing?
571
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:30,301
You think Hank is innocent, go back
to Old Sonora and get a proof,
572
00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,658
but this time, don't look at the town
as this magical place
573
00:32:33,043 --> 00:32:34,593
that means so much to Lassiter.
574
00:32:34,718 --> 00:32:36,453
Instead, look at it
for what it really is.
575
00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:39,164
A dump that probably
isn't worth saving.
576
00:32:41,088 --> 00:32:44,081
We've been looking for over an hour.
I need a break.
577
00:32:44,206 --> 00:32:47,449
There's gotta be a logical explanation
for where they disappeared to.
578
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:49,508
I've got one for you.
The next dimension.
579
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,207
Really, Winston Zeddmore?
That's what you believe, huh?
580
00:32:52,332 --> 00:32:55,598
I haven't slept in two days, Shawn.
I don't know what I believe.
581
00:32:58,283 --> 00:32:59,857
What?
What do you see?
582
00:33:00,823 --> 00:33:01,869
I'm not sure.
583
00:33:18,477 --> 00:33:19,997
I think I broke my back.
584
00:33:20,256 --> 00:33:22,415
And my neck.
And my arm.
585
00:33:23,217 --> 00:33:24,227
That's nothing.
586
00:33:24,352 --> 00:33:26,038
I just bruised my coccyx.
587
00:33:26,789 --> 00:33:28,349
- Say what?
- You know what I mean.
588
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,668
I most certainly do not.
589
00:33:29,793 --> 00:33:32,165
When I get home, I'm gonna
have to rub oil on my coccyx.
590
00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:34,104
- Oh, Gus, please.
- That's disgusting.
591
00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36,994
What? A deep-tissue massage is
definitely what my coccyx needs.
592
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:39,634
- Would you stop saying that word?
- Coccyx?
593
00:33:39,759 --> 00:33:41,477
That's what it's called, Shawn.
594
00:33:44,479 --> 00:33:45,526
Dude...
595
00:33:46,199 --> 00:33:48,714
this must be a part
of the old mine shaft.
596
00:33:50,477 --> 00:33:53,878
It's no wonder it's not on the tour.
It's completely unauthentic.
597
00:33:54,690 --> 00:33:56,790
Look at this.
Look at these tools.
598
00:33:56,915 --> 00:33:59,807
- They're all modern.
- It looks like they're being used.
599
00:34:00,316 --> 00:34:01,650
Let me see the light.
600
00:34:07,451 --> 00:34:08,194
Dude.
601
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:09,706
What?
602
00:34:11,075 --> 00:34:12,591
Are you kidding me?
603
00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:15,414
That's what this whole thing
is about? Copper?
604
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,089
That's gold, Shawn.
605
00:34:18,176 --> 00:34:20,177
Oh, I guess
that would make more sense.
606
00:34:20,302 --> 00:34:21,464
So I was right.
607
00:34:21,589 --> 00:34:24,853
Old Sonora was never being vandalized.
At least not deliberately.
608
00:34:25,655 --> 00:34:27,224
Clearly, I agree with you.
609
00:34:27,590 --> 00:34:29,024
I just don't know why.
610
00:34:29,294 --> 00:34:31,657
The theft and damage on the surface
can be explained by the fact
611
00:34:31,782 --> 00:34:33,840
that mining is going on underground.
612
00:34:33,965 --> 00:34:36,540
The stolen wood posts are being
used to prop up the shaft.
613
00:34:36,665 --> 00:34:40,551
The contaminated water and the sinkholes
are common side effects of shaft mining.
614
00:34:40,676 --> 00:34:44,206
The foul odor in the air
is from the exposed sulfur deposits.
615
00:34:44,428 --> 00:34:46,541
The only thing
I don't understand is,
616
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:48,460
why would a ghost
be mining for gold?
617
00:34:48,988 --> 00:34:50,828
It wasn't a ghost, Gus.
618
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:52,339
Then who is it?
619
00:35:03,915 --> 00:35:06,145
It was the other gunfighter.
620
00:35:07,128 --> 00:35:08,230
That stinky feet guy.
621
00:35:12,796 --> 00:35:14,528
The name is stinky Pete.
622
00:35:19,634 --> 00:35:20,545
Hold up!
623
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:22,912
Hold up! Hank.
624
00:35:24,033 --> 00:35:25,289
We tested your gun.
625
00:35:26,029 --> 00:35:27,700
It doesn't match the slug.
626
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,156
I told you it wasn't me, Binky,
627
00:35:30,281 --> 00:35:32,306
but you don't want
to listen no more.
628
00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:34,178
Hank, I'm so sorry.
629
00:35:34,914 --> 00:35:36,416
I never should have...
630
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:43,515
The murder weapon's most likely
an identical twin to yours.
631
00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:48,290
Well, actually, I think my gun
might have been part of a set.
632
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,482
It was so long ago, I'd forgotten.
633
00:35:52,086 --> 00:35:54,902
Do you have any idea
who may have the other one?
634
00:35:56,444 --> 00:35:58,081
As a matter of fact, I do.
635
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,576
How you doing over there?
636
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,746
Now I have a throbbing headache
and a throbbing coccyx.
637
00:36:07,613 --> 00:36:08,558
What?
638
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,292
Who are you really?
639
00:36:10,778 --> 00:36:11,911
I'm a psychic.
640
00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:15,339
And I can see everything
very clearly now.
641
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,342
Just like Tripsy,
you were on McBain's payroll.
642
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,326
When you went looking
for safety violations,
643
00:36:20,451 --> 00:36:22,428
you decided to check out
the old mine shaft,
644
00:36:22,553 --> 00:36:25,599
and, as dumb luck would have it,
you found yourself a previously
645
00:36:25,724 --> 00:36:27,768
undiscovered vein of gold.
646
00:36:28,676 --> 00:36:31,855
What's more, you were the rider
that we saw last night.
647
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,192
Pulling wood into the entrance
of the mine,
648
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:36,862
which only appeared to be sealed.
649
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:39,474
'cause neither Hank
nor anyone else thought to check
650
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,155
if the rocks were actually real.
651
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,725
I got to hand it to you, Pete.
652
00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:46,245
It was quite a nifty operation
you had going here.
653
00:36:46,668 --> 00:36:47,745
Still do.
654
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,914
Unfortunately,
McBain got what he needed
655
00:36:52,039 --> 00:36:54,849
to ensure that hank would fail
the upcoming safety inspection
656
00:36:54,974 --> 00:36:56,671
so Old Sonora had to close down.
657
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,912
When McBain took ownership
out of foreclosure,
658
00:37:00,037 --> 00:37:01,787
it wouldn't take long for his crew
659
00:37:01,912 --> 00:37:04,771
to discover your gold strike,
so to slow things down
660
00:37:04,896 --> 00:37:07,397
and give yourself more time
to mine, well,
661
00:37:08,997 --> 00:37:11,073
you went ahead and killed McBain.
662
00:37:11,614 --> 00:37:12,857
I could deny it,
663
00:37:13,279 --> 00:37:16,108
but then there ain't much point,
is there?
664
00:37:16,722 --> 00:37:18,845
There's more than a million
dollars' gold in here.
665
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,071
Not only are you a murderer,
but you're a thief.
666
00:37:21,685 --> 00:37:23,965
This gold belongs to Hank,
a man who's been more
667
00:37:24,090 --> 00:37:26,159
than fair and generous
with all of his employees,
668
00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:28,036
including yourself.
669
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,101
Well, I guess after playing
a bad guy all these years,
670
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,430
the line between actor
and role got kind of blurred.
671
00:37:38,037 --> 00:37:40,217
They say the same thing
happened to Yul Brynner.
672
00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:03,658
This is not good.
673
00:38:11,149 --> 00:38:12,474
Dude, what are you doing?
674
00:38:12,599 --> 00:38:15,042
It worked for Tim Robbins
in Shawshank Redemption, Shawn.
675
00:38:15,414 --> 00:38:16,960
Get busy living or get busy dying.
676
00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:19,338
Gus, we don't have years
to dig a tunnel.
677
00:38:19,724 --> 00:38:21,548
Besides, it makes me Morgan Freeman.
678
00:38:21,935 --> 00:38:23,102
That's weird.
679
00:38:29,232 --> 00:38:30,348
Wait a minute.
680
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,162
That's water.
681
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:34,910
Dude, give me the pickaxe.
682
00:38:38,057 --> 00:38:39,205
Watch yourself.
683
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,658
You see what I see?
684
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,538
Stop pushing, Shawn.
685
00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,251
Dude, this tunnel's
only big enough for one person.
686
00:39:10,101 --> 00:39:11,285
Pete Dillingham!
687
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:16,687
You're under arrest for the murder
of Frank McBain.
688
00:39:17,115 --> 00:39:19,856
Throw your weapon down
and come peacefully.
689
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:41,625
How can you tell which one's the bad guy
if they're both wearing black?
690
00:40:16,590 --> 00:40:18,707
I'm the good guy,
you toothless hillbillies.
691
00:40:23,706 --> 00:40:27,049
Though I did just shoot
that man for real, so clear on out.
692
00:40:29,353 --> 00:40:31,553
Well, the great news is,
with all the money you'll make
693
00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:34,072
from selling gold,
you can fix up Old Sonora,
694
00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:35,599
restore it to its former glory.
695
00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:37,247
I don't know, Binky.
696
00:40:37,372 --> 00:40:39,873
I've been thinking maybe it's time
697
00:40:39,998 --> 00:40:42,189
this old cowboy hung up his spurs.
698
00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:46,398
I guess I could take comfort
in the fact that...
699
00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:48,820
I've lasted this long.
700
00:40:49,509 --> 00:40:51,990
Well, and that you're
about to be filthy rich.
701
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,116
Well, that too.
702
00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:56,102
I'm gonna miss this place.
703
00:40:56,227 --> 00:40:59,122
Hank, you been
a damn good friend to me.
704
00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,192
You've been more than a friend.
705
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,671
Yeah, them are hard
to come by these days.
706
00:41:07,853 --> 00:41:10,634
Now if you'll excuse me,
I got myself
707
00:41:10,994 --> 00:41:15,297
a wayward and wild woman
to ask to marry me.
708
00:41:16,143 --> 00:41:17,040
What?
709
00:41:22,872 --> 00:41:23,763
Look at that.
710
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,302
She's about to give up
the world's oldest profession.
711
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:31,412
She was never a real madam, Shawn.
You do know that.
712
00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:34,908
Agree to disagree.
713
00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:37,994
By the way, you ever call me
Binky again, I'll shoot you.
714
00:41:38,424 --> 00:41:39,412
Understood.
715
00:41:39,726 --> 00:41:42,167
How about once more,
just for old times' sake?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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