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Special girl, huh?
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Yeah, kind of.
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It's nice to see you
applying yourself.
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It looks like you put
a lot of work into that.
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Thanks, dad,
but I don't know if I'm gonna send it.
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Why?
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Why, Shawn?
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- There are obstacles.
- Obstacles?
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All couples have obstacles.
The key to it is,
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you're never gonna know
unless you put yourself out there.
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- Gus says it'll never work.
- What does Gus know? Gus is 12.
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You remember at that skate party
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how he cried
when that girl touched his arm?
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Come on.
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- What do you think?
- Let's see.
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The heart is good.
You tell her that she's pretty,
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but not in an creepy,
aggressive kind of way. I like that.
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Down here, I think what you wanna do is,
I think you wanna...
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tell her that you'd like
to call her sometime.
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Do that.
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It looks like you forgot
to address it there.
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You want to write
her name big and pretty,
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make her think she's important.
You know how sometimes I write
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and I do the calligraphy
with big loops and swooping letters?
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Do that, do that up there.
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Dad,
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could you do it?
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Yeah, sure, I guess.
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All right, what's her name?
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Mrs. Phillips.
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What's wrong?
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I hate having to hide what we have.
You know, we can't really...
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be together until you tell her.
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I will.
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Soon.
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Mina?
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You're back on in two minutes.
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- I'll go.
- No.
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I don't want to disturb your ritual.
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It's bad luck.
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This is my "I told you so" room,
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where I like to gloat
after a completely wild accusation
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turns out to be spot on.
That's my "oops" corner,
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where I apologize to people
for being arrested
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after a completely wild accusation
turns out to be just that.
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Over there is where you get gum.
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- Free, by the way.
- What?
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- This is...
- I know you.
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I met you
at our high-school reunion.
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Yes, you did.
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- Shawn tells me you're a teacher.
- Yeah, kindergarten.
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That's great.
I think that's great.
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I mean, kids... they're so great.
That must be really fun.
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You know,
I loved my kindergarten teacher.
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Before I went into law enforcement,
I actually considered teach...
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This is detective Carlton Lassiter.
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I do his job and sometimes his hair,
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though clearly not today.
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I'm really sorry.
I can't play with you today.
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I'm about to go solve another case
and do it in record time.
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It is at this point that I must decide
which part of that very bold statement
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to riff off of. Now, I can hone
in on "another", which implies
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- that he's solved more than one.
- That's pretty easy, though.
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Or I crack down on "record time"
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and the positive, for him,
record time is, like, 2 and half years.
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- Good, not great.
- You drive a hard bargain.
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- You love it.
- I know. Why don't you go home
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and wait for me
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not to call you?
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He's just saying that so
that it'll be more dramatic later on
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- when he has to ask for my help.
- More dramatic for who?
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I don't know.
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That guy, I guess.
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All right,
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so what exactly is this information
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about the accident
behind the theater earlier?
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This was no accident.
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Really?
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Well, that's helpful.
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And you...
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You know the victim?
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Victims, plural.
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Mina wasn't the only one.
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Fortunately, she is the only one
who didn't get hurt.
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Sir, you are exactly
what I needed today.
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We're gonna have to do this quick
while his girlfriend is still waiting.
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Whose girlfriend?
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Never you mind. I'm thinking out loud.
Don't want to interrupt your flow.
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I like what you're saying,
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so let's just go straight
to the million-dollar question:
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who exactly is responsible?
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I am.
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I hurt them all.
I'm a danger to everyone around me.
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All right, Mr. Singh,
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this is how it's gonna work.
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See, sometimes there are
these bleeding-heart activist judges
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who won't take a detective's iron-clad
word for it when he gets
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a perfectly uncoerced confession.
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So just so we're clear,
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I'd like you
to write everything down.
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When you did it,
where you did it, why you did it.
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Now, the why is very important.
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- You're done?
- Yes.
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You just wrote, like, three words.
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Would you excuse me?
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I'll just be a minute.
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This place was actually built
by the Amish,
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which explains the complete
and utter lack of zippers.
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I was too harsh.
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- When?
- Just now.
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Perhaps always.
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The truth is,
the guy in the interrogation room "A"
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is a solid lead,
and I just don't have the...
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- You know, to follow through.
- What exactly are you trying to say?
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I'm saying I need your help.
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All right,
but only if Abigail can watch.
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I'll put a chair
in the viewing room.
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Perfect.
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Thanks, buddy.
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This should be interesting.
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First, I want to tell you that...
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I love you.
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Secondly...
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What can I do for you...?
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Raj.
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- Can I call you Roger?
- First name's Rajesh.
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I'll stick with Roger.
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I'm going to tell you what I do.
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I don't want you to freak out
because it's so cool.
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I'm a psychic,
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a great and powerful psychic
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whose powers inspire fear and awe
in those who first experience them.
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I am a crime-solving machine,
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and I have closed over 50 cases,
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many without pants.
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Finally,
someone who will understand me.
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You can talk to me.
I am your friend.
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I hurt people,
lots of people,
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lots of innocent people.
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It's funny, 'cause you don't...
really strike me as a violent guy.
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How could you commit these crimes?
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I can't help it.
The attacks, they just happen.
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I see.
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And...
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what, you use...
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some sort of weapon?
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I am the weapon.
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Really?
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And it's immediate.
Even I can't predict it.
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I can just be alone
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in a room with somebody.
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Got it.
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In that case, Raj,
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I think all that's left here,
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question-wise, is...
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"why?"
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I mean, why, why,
why do you hurt these people?
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Why have I hurt these people?
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You got to see this.
Wait for it. Here it comes.
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It's because I...
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It's because I'm...
It's because I'm cursed.
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Yes, I win.
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Finally!
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Finally I put one over on him.
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This is...
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This is completely satisfying.
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You're a psychic.
You must believe me.
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You must be able to help me.
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Can you?
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Yes, I can, Roger.
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I will break your curse,
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and I will solve this case,
mostly...
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Because the detective
who was in here earlier...
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cannot.
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This is so good.
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Psych 406
"Bollywood Homicide"
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Timing: Psych Team
www.sous-titres.eu
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- Where are the bunnies?
- What?
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You said someone left a dozen bunnies,
and you didn't know how to feed them.
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I made that up.
I just needed you here, man.
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- This is about a case, isn't it?
- What do you think?
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I should have known, when you said
they were falling asleep in your hand.
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Look, I was humiliated by Lassiter,
Carlton Lassiter.
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A challenge has been issued,
I need every tool we've got.
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- Are you calling me a tool?
- I'm calling you my partner.
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My logic brain,
my magic wish machine.
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What have we got?
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My name is Raj.
I have a curse.
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I don't do curses. You know that.
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- Gus, come on.
- That mummy almost sucked my eyes out.
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- It wasn't a mummy.
- Yes, it was.
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It was a snobby guy
and an effeminate dude in a wheelchair.
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Apples and oranges.
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This is a love curse.
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This poor guy thinks
there's some kind of hex
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on all the girls
he tries to hook up with.
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We investigate, find some evidence,
convince him he's not cursed
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so that he can live a full
and happy life with his lady love.
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Man, this is a matter of the heart.
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- He's paying us, right?
- Yeah, cash.
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The last four women that I've dated
have all had terrible accidents.
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And with each girl,
it gets worse and worse.
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The first one had a car accident.
Another's apartment burned down.
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What do you do
after these things happen?
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I break up with them.
I have tried to be alone,
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believe me, I have,
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but then I met Mina,
and my heart couldn't help itself.
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I keep thinking
that the next time will be different,
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but every woman that I fall in love with
is targeted by forces I can't fight.
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Do you have any enemies
in this world?
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I'm a nice guy.
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I don't know why anybody
would want to curse me.
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You are a nice guy, Roger.
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And I presume you could teach us both
a thing or two about cricket.
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But let's not jump to conclusions.
Show me where this accident occurred.
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It was just inappropriate, Carlton,
with his girlfriend standing there.
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When has anything he's ever done to me
been appropriate?
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Having his girlfriend there was just
a gift from god for all my good deeds.
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Speak of the devil.
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I want you to know that I am not gonna
gloat about what happened yesterday.
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Yesterday, why? What happened?
What day is this?
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The truck ended up striking
the dumpster, fortunately,
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which pinned the girl
between the grill and the wall,
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but left her enough room
to escape without serious injury.
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We talked to the driver, who swears
that he put blocks under the tires
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to prevent the truck from rolling down
the alley, which is on an incline.
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- So it is a case?
- I checked out the driver.
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He's been written up twice for failing
to take basic safety precautions.
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- So it's not a case?
- We don't know yet.
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The brakes haven't been checked
in 15 years.
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It looks like an accident.
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- Like your hair.
- Really? Down to hair jokes now?
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That is so sweet.
Look how much he cares for her.
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He's really taking
this accident pretty hard.
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My brother Jay is a choreographer,
he's been trying to get this playhouse
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to put on a bollywood-style show
for years. There he is.
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Come on, now.
Five, six, seven, eight.
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Mina said she was coming in
to rehearsals today.
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I'm just gonna go check on her,
make sure she's okay after the accident.
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- You don't think Lassiter may be right?
- Gus, please.
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Don't be Harry Potter
and the prisoner of marzipan.
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- Azkaban.
- I've read it both ways.
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- No, you haven't.
- Of course I don't think he's right,
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but it's not looking too good
for Raj's whole curse idea either.
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How many of you have seen
All That Jazz?
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No? White nights?
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Gregory Hines, Baryshnikov?
248
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That explains everything.
We're gonna redo the whole routine.
249
00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:41,676
Go wait in my dressing room.
Go, go, go.
250
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,242
Lakshmi,
251
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,856
she's Mina's understudy.
252
00:13:48,981 --> 00:13:49,911
Excellent.
253
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,286
Yes, she is.
254
00:13:51,854 --> 00:13:55,750
So it's safe to assume
that you don't believe in this curse?
255
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:59,081
Everything that goes wrong in his life,
he blames on the curse.
256
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,806
I mean, it's a crutch.
257
00:14:01,169 --> 00:14:03,469
Don't get me wrong,
I love him like a brother.
258
00:14:03,858 --> 00:14:05,051
He is your brother.
259
00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:06,887
Yeah, by blood,
260
00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:09,672
but he doesn't live in the same world
as the rest of us.
261
00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:12,219
He lives in a world of magic
and goblins,
262
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,856
and what he needs to do
is step into reality, okay?
263
00:14:16,348 --> 00:14:17,348
Up!
264
00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:19,719
Talk some sense into him.
265
00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:22,728
I'm getting married in a month, I would
love to have a reasonable person
266
00:14:22,853 --> 00:14:24,236
as my best man.
267
00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:25,697
He believes in you, psychic,
268
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,116
for better or for worse.
269
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:31,203
That butterfly was right.
270
00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:35,052
Raj is a guy that just needs
to get out of his own head.
271
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,957
Everything bad that happens to him,
272
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:39,413
he interprets as some sort
of divine intervention.
273
00:14:39,538 --> 00:14:40,969
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
274
00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:42,784
How do we break him out
of the pattern?
275
00:14:42,909 --> 00:14:44,596
Apparently he believes in me,
276
00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:48,136
so I will lift his curse,
and you will be my special helper.
277
00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:52,669
Cursed girlfriend-ruiner,
278
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:54,076
be gone.
279
00:14:54,557 --> 00:14:55,999
This seems dangerous.
280
00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:58,619
You're not letting the curse
leave your body.
281
00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:00,716
- He's right. You could electrocute him.
- Really?
282
00:15:00,841 --> 00:15:02,722
- His hand is in water.
- You tell me that now.
283
00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:04,905
You saw what I was doing us
at that bowl.
284
00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:08,835
Repeat after me.
285
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,912
"I am not cursed.
286
00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:14,328
- "It's all in my head."
- But it's not all in my head.
287
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,922
You have to say it in order
to believe it. Let me do the rest.
288
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,476
- Who is the professional here?
- You?
289
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:21,467
Close your eyes.
290
00:15:23,351 --> 00:15:24,651
I am not cursed.
291
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,478
It's all in my head.
292
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,790
- I'm feeling it.
- Really?
293
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,972
Get me the hedge clippers.
294
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,933
I guess I am feeling something.
It's tingling.
295
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:37,317
That's the electrical breaker
shorting out.
296
00:15:37,442 --> 00:15:39,103
- What?
- It's shorting out.
297
00:15:39,228 --> 00:15:40,728
His hand's in water.
298
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,234
Are you here? Give me a hand,
I got some groceries here.
299
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,617
- Hallelujah, the curse is broken.
- What?
300
00:15:46,742 --> 00:15:47,961
All gone. Get your coat.
301
00:15:48,086 --> 00:15:49,322
- Broken?
- All broken.
302
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,156
Let's get out
efore it finds you again.
303
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,181
All gone. You're curse-free.
304
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,834
What the hell?
Smoke in my living room?
305
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,284
Dad, it's not smoke.
It's just a little dry ice, okay?
306
00:16:04,409 --> 00:16:07,173
We're helping a client by freeing him
of the feelings that he might be cursed.
307
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:10,051
The guy that's got the girlfriends
that keep dropping like flies?
308
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,704
One girl that we know of for sure.
309
00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:15,181
She almost got crushed by a runaway
truck, but she's fine, relatively.
310
00:16:15,462 --> 00:16:17,210
- Did you talk to her?
- I didn't need to.
311
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:19,060
She's not gonna crush herself.
312
00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:22,020
Smart-ass.
All right, just clean up this crap.
313
00:16:22,145 --> 00:16:23,145
Ten-four.
314
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:24,834
That's me,
315
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:26,812
cleaning machine.
316
00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:46,504
You seem different.
317
00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,153
What?
318
00:16:56,278 --> 00:16:58,757
Aren't you gonna introduce me
to your...
319
00:16:58,882 --> 00:16:59,915
whoever they are?
320
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,993
That's Shawn and Greg.
321
00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:04,314
And they helped me out
322
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,816
with a problem earlier,
and I owe them.
323
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:08,943
Can you hook my friends up
324
00:17:09,398 --> 00:17:11,946
with two tickets
for tonight's performance?
325
00:17:33,764 --> 00:17:35,645
Standing room,
back of the theater...
326
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,722
- Some reward.
- Come on, Greg.
327
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,568
Let's just congratulate each other
on a job well done
328
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,436
and enjoy this explosion of culture.
329
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,901
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
330
00:17:50,338 --> 00:17:52,790
Just celebrating another successful
conclusion to a case.
331
00:17:52,915 --> 00:17:54,163
- In record time.
- What?
332
00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:55,288
Really?
333
00:17:56,915 --> 00:17:59,690
Then you know that the brake lines
on the truck were severed?
334
00:17:59,815 --> 00:18:01,579
Look, Lassie,
that truck was very old.
335
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,082
Parts can snap at any time.
336
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,875
You also know, the safety blocks
337
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,086
that should have been
under the tires were found
338
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,295
in the dumpster.
339
00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:12,455
Maybe we should have done
some actual investigating.
340
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,426
- You think?
- What are you two talking about?
341
00:18:14,606 --> 00:18:15,385
Nothing.
342
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,680
I just might need to go up there.
343
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:21,234
No, Shawn, you do not go up
under any circumstances.
344
00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,643
- I think we made a huge mistake.
- I don't care.
345
00:18:25,993 --> 00:18:27,564
- Shawn, stop it!
- Let go!
346
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,484
Don't go boneless on me...
My back!
347
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,217
I got you.
348
00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:06,478
I told you it was a curse.
349
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,478
Did you notice anything suspicious
around the stage today?
350
00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:19,463
And you can't think of anyone
that's been threatening you?
351
00:19:19,588 --> 00:19:20,588
No one.
352
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:23,166
Don't you worry, miss.
I'm gonna find the person who did this.
353
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,856
I'm done. You can take her.
354
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,291
Raj, will you meet me
at the hospital?
355
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,765
No, I can't.
356
00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:33,768
- I have to go.
- Go where? I need you.
357
00:19:35,536 --> 00:19:36,716
This is all my fault.
358
00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:38,908
I am so sorry...
359
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,494
For everything.
360
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,298
Raj, come back!
361
00:19:48,111 --> 00:19:49,548
They're taking Mina for x-rays.
362
00:19:49,673 --> 00:19:51,689
Some uniforms stay with her,
then take her home.
363
00:19:51,869 --> 00:19:54,569
We should send a unit
to secure her residence as well.
364
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,029
This ladder is really built for one.
365
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,116
Jules, lots of things say
they're built for one,
366
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,175
but can easily fit two people.
367
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:06,801
Tanning beds, iron lung...
That's just to name two.
368
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,439
Why are you still here? II thought
you solved this case hours ago.
369
00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:18,766
- Lassiter's really got your goat, huh?
- Yeah, he does, and I want it back.
370
00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:20,885
God knows what he's doing
to that poor thing.
371
00:20:21,113 --> 00:20:24,722
You don't really believe
in love curses, do you?
372
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,419
Jules, I'm a psychic.
373
00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,893
I have to remain open
to any number of...
374
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,187
Why, do you?
375
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,843
Well, I think that everybody
who's looking for a soul mate
376
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,379
may, at one time, feel
that there are outside forces
377
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,320
conspiring against them, but...
378
00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:43,992
Shawn, what are you doing?
379
00:20:45,897 --> 00:20:47,149
It wasn't a curse...
380
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,694
Not this time.
381
00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:51,614
Plastic.
382
00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:53,877
That wasn't gonna
hold Mina for long.
383
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:57,005
Snapped in two
and painted to look like metal.
384
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,438
This means we're looking
for a real flesh and blood human being
385
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,566
or a genetically enhanced monkey.
386
00:21:02,691 --> 00:21:04,554
Either way, someone wanted
to hurt this girl.
387
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,015
I'll have forensics see
what they can get off of these.
388
00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:08,808
- This doesn't make sense.
- Why?
389
00:21:08,989 --> 00:21:11,923
Because there were, like,
15 backup dancers up here, right?
390
00:21:12,048 --> 00:21:14,827
I mean, how would the perpetrator
know that this trapdoor would give way
391
00:21:14,952 --> 00:21:17,525
at the precise moment
that Mina danced across it?
392
00:21:21,978 --> 00:21:24,235
What are we doing here?
I thought we were going to a movie.
393
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,416
Yes, movie, later.
394
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,571
But first, Gus and I need to knock
off some quick case business.
395
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,549
You!
396
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,914
He must've mistaken us
for someone else.
397
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,175
Go away, Shawn!
398
00:21:45,663 --> 00:21:48,431
I wonder how many Shawns he knows.
I should double-check.
399
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,529
You are a fraud!
400
00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:56,796
Dude, if you don't let us in,
we're gonna break through your window.
401
00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,173
We need to talk to you.
402
00:21:58,298 --> 00:22:00,734
We got to figure out
who could've wanted to hurt Mina.
403
00:22:00,859 --> 00:22:01,777
Fine.
404
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,050
It's okay.
405
00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:04,085
Fine.
406
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,700
Curse breaker?
You ridicule me?
407
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,369
My hand in a bowl of water?
You could've gotten Mina killed.
408
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,998
The reason the ceremony didn't work,
Raj, is because you are not cursed.
409
00:22:14,488 --> 00:22:17,669
- It was sabotage, and I know this.
- And how can you be so sure?
410
00:22:17,986 --> 00:22:21,673
Because I happen to travel in these
sort of metaphysical arenas, dude.
411
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:25,123
As sure as I am that Gus will
accidentally cause his own death...
412
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,986
I know that you are not cursed.
413
00:22:27,111 --> 00:22:29,681
Now, we need to talk to you and Mina.
Is she here or what?
414
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:31,849
Who's out there?
415
00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:33,672
Come on.
416
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,214
Wonderful.
417
00:22:38,339 --> 00:22:40,024
More mouths to feed.
418
00:22:40,311 --> 00:22:42,151
Thank you for the advance notice.
419
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,945
No, we didn't come to eat.
420
00:22:47,171 --> 00:22:50,297
You know, guys, my grandmother tends
to make her food a little spicy.
421
00:22:50,422 --> 00:22:53,740
- You might want to take it easy.
- Please. I'm one-quarter Jamaican.
422
00:22:54,113 --> 00:22:56,172
- I'm also one-quarter Jamaican.
- You are not!
423
00:22:56,297 --> 00:22:57,874
Stop telling people that!
424
00:23:05,298 --> 00:23:06,884
So how do you know my grandson Jay?
425
00:23:08,314 --> 00:23:09,887
We're actually friends of Raj.
426
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,265
You're not here for Jay
and Sita's engagement dinner?
427
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,673
We're helping Raj with a problem.
428
00:23:15,798 --> 00:23:18,312
I'm sorry, was this chicken
seasoned with molten lava?
429
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,275
Sorry about that... Wedding stuff.
430
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,234
Hi, I'm Sita.
431
00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:25,451
Hi.
432
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,063
Did you get the mango leaves?
433
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,824
They're not in season.
434
00:23:30,421 --> 00:23:32,735
How can we have a wedding
without mango leaves?
435
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,078
Very inauspicious.
436
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:37,749
We could push the wedding date,
if it means that much to you.
437
00:23:38,526 --> 00:23:41,310
Again? How many times
are we gonna do this?
438
00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:43,502
Until it's right.
439
00:23:43,737 --> 00:23:45,840
But I already booked
Kajagoogoo for the party.
440
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,967
What do you mean, like a cover band?
441
00:23:48,524 --> 00:23:49,533
Come on, kid.
442
00:23:50,421 --> 00:23:52,764
Don't worry. It's gonna be great.
It'll be beautiful.
443
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,503
This wedding business
is more trouble than it's worth.
444
00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:57,685
Better than being alone forever.
445
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,920
Really?
446
00:23:59,045 --> 00:24:00,172
You're just fine?
447
00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:02,548
I taught English to children
in Mumbai for a month.
448
00:24:02,673 --> 00:24:04,105
This is very authentic.
449
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,360
What's the matter, Shawn,
you don't like it?
450
00:24:06,485 --> 00:24:09,530
- I think I like it too much.
- It's so authentic.
451
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,984
I can't see anything
out of my left eye.
452
00:24:12,109 --> 00:24:13,633
I see dead people.
453
00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:19,540
- My god, even the water's spicy.
- Who does that?
454
00:24:32,008 --> 00:24:33,156
What are you watching?
455
00:24:33,281 --> 00:24:35,544
Footage from the night
that Mina was almost killed.
456
00:24:35,669 --> 00:24:37,725
On the right screen is
a performance from a week ago.
457
00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:41,562
Why you watching this? We were there.
Went over the stage with a comb.
458
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,186
Just something that Shawn said
at the crime scene.
459
00:24:45,702 --> 00:24:46,463
Wait.
460
00:24:49,008 --> 00:24:50,488
Do you see what I see?
461
00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:57,038
Looks like I better get a warrant.
462
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,497
All right.
I'm sorry, no offense,
463
00:25:03,622 --> 00:25:06,629
but it's stupid
that you people eat food this hot.
464
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,829
I said "no offense," right?
465
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:17,765
You should marry her.
466
00:25:18,295 --> 00:25:19,037
Dadi.
467
00:25:19,162 --> 00:25:21,932
She's not on tonight's menu, sorry.
468
00:25:22,483 --> 00:25:25,533
She's so much better
than your other lady friends.
469
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:27,733
There were some real gems
amongst those.
470
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,194
Dadi, those were
all very nice people.
471
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,989
And you found all of the things
that you said were stolen.
472
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,230
More uninvited guests.
473
00:25:37,355 --> 00:25:38,555
Thank you all very much.
474
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,746
I'll just go to my garden
and harvest some food.
475
00:25:40,985 --> 00:25:43,254
Okay, I will get that.
476
00:25:50,365 --> 00:25:51,418
Spencer, excellent.
477
00:25:51,543 --> 00:25:54,093
I'm so glad that you're here
to see me close your case.
478
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,390
Would you like a little insight
into our process?
479
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,693
You see, first we start by asking
a few simple questions.
480
00:26:00,095 --> 00:26:01,934
Jay, would you mind telling me
481
00:26:02,486 --> 00:26:04,027
who has changed the choreography
482
00:26:04,152 --> 00:26:06,448
so that only Mina danced
over the trapdoor?
483
00:26:06,573 --> 00:26:08,941
Of course, I changed the choreography,
but I had no idea...
484
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,652
And who originally
wanted Mina's understudy for the role?
485
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,606
Well, I originally recommended Lakshmi,
but then I grew to appreciate Mina,
486
00:26:14,731 --> 00:26:16,490
especially after
she and Raj started...
487
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:17,792
You have to stop him.
488
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,203
Sorry, I don't think
it'll be possible.
489
00:26:20,483 --> 00:26:23,090
You see, my partner's already
searching his apartment as we speak,
490
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:25,474
and guess what she already found?
491
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,714
Turns out Jay's the one that rented
492
00:26:27,839 --> 00:26:30,004
and had access to the truck
that almost killed Mina.
493
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,434
Jawaharlal Singh, stand up,
put your hands behind your back.
494
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,260
You're under arrest
for attempted murder.
495
00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:37,951
- Stand up.
- What?
496
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,990
Let's go, tough guy.
497
00:26:41,356 --> 00:26:43,043
Lassie, you can't do this.
498
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:44,810
You're way, way off base.
499
00:26:44,981 --> 00:26:46,262
What are you talking about?
500
00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:48,669
You're the one who gave us
the choreography lead.
501
00:26:48,794 --> 00:26:50,480
Thank you for that, by the way.
502
00:26:54,222 --> 00:26:55,821
Come on, come on!
503
00:26:56,276 --> 00:26:59,154
But we're supposed to get
married in a month.
504
00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,292
You're destroying my family.
505
00:27:07,979 --> 00:27:09,622
So you came here to help Raj.
506
00:27:10,033 --> 00:27:12,358
But instead you got his brother
arrested for attempted murder.
507
00:27:12,483 --> 00:27:13,560
That's correct.
508
00:27:13,729 --> 00:27:15,129
Business as usual?
509
00:27:15,564 --> 00:27:17,042
It's a process.
510
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,605
I'm sure it's just
a misunderstanding.
511
00:27:23,730 --> 00:27:25,536
Don't cry.
We'll sort it out.
512
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,814
- Here's the good news.
- You see what you've done?
513
00:27:30,236 --> 00:27:33,693
You ridiculed my curse and my beliefs,
and now it's affecting everyone I love.
514
00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:35,711
First it was Mina, then my brother,
515
00:27:35,836 --> 00:27:38,061
and now Sita,
who's like a sister to me.
516
00:27:38,277 --> 00:27:39,864
Look, Raj, I can fix this.
517
00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:43,375
The case against Jay is pretty strong.
They have motive, means, opportunity.
518
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,298
The only thing they don't have is
a video of him committing the crime.
519
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,526
Maybe you can find that
for the cops too, Shawn.
520
00:27:48,651 --> 00:27:50,376
Leave us all alone.
You've done enough.
521
00:27:51,565 --> 00:27:52,670
Stop it, Raj.
522
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,088
Just stop.
523
00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:57,049
There is no curse.
Someone is doing this to you.
524
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:58,148
Really?
525
00:27:58,273 --> 00:28:00,553
Then how do you explain
what happened to Gita, Raini,
526
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,054
Dipti, and Victoria, huh?
527
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:04,223
- He's like a puma.
- We need to get out of here.
528
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,710
- How'd he get up so fast?
- I don't know.
529
00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:09,735
- I blinked, and he was right there.
- He's probably right.
530
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:12,709
We should talk to Gila,
Ray Jay, and Dipstick.
531
00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:15,067
You know those names
were nowhere near close, right?
532
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,236
It all started
with the break-in at my condo.
533
00:28:19,024 --> 00:28:20,454
And then a car accident.
534
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:23,075
Next thing I knew,
my apartment was on fire.
535
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:26,579
We talked about moving in
together, right before it ended.
536
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:30,248
I met his family on Friday,
and by the next weekend, it was over.
537
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,329
He seemed really sad to call it off.
538
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:37,274
Right when things were best,
I thought he was the one.
539
00:28:37,399 --> 00:28:38,711
I had that accident.
540
00:28:38,836 --> 00:28:40,551
Then he said
we couldn't be together.
541
00:28:40,842 --> 00:28:43,147
Are you as jealous
of this guy as I am?
542
00:28:43,272 --> 00:28:44,272
More...
543
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,487
Except for the parts
where his girlfriends almost die.
544
00:28:53,841 --> 00:28:55,941
They're releasing my brother,
no thanks to you.
545
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,774
Actually, all thanks to me.
546
00:28:58,899 --> 00:29:01,447
I'm the one that lined up his alibi
with the timeline of the crime.
547
00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:03,199
I'm the one that found two witnesses
548
00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:05,525
that put him someplace else
when the sabotage occurred.
549
00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:08,204
And I am the one that got him
arrested in the first place.
550
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,748
That last one didn't play.
551
00:29:10,873 --> 00:29:13,209
Just scratch the last one, okay?
552
00:29:13,869 --> 00:29:15,397
We spoke to your other girlfriends.
553
00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:17,671
And we have concluded
that they were all kind of hot.
554
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,688
That's true.
555
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,399
But more importantly,
there's a pattern here.
556
00:29:21,524 --> 00:29:23,274
This person,
whoever's out to get you,
557
00:29:23,399 --> 00:29:25,471
only strikes when you get
serious with someone.
558
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,145
- I don't understand.
- It means it's someone you know.
559
00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:30,851
Or knows you, and they only attack
when you've committed to someone.
560
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:33,646
I've devised a plan
to draw out the attacker.
561
00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:36,357
We just need Mina...
I need to stop you right there.
562
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,317
Mina's gone.
563
00:29:38,581 --> 00:29:39,581
What?
564
00:29:39,769 --> 00:29:42,662
- You didn't kill her, did you?
- Gus, please, some decorum.
565
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:46,235
- You didn't, right?
- No! I put her on a plane.
566
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:47,910
I broke it off with her.
567
00:29:48,398 --> 00:29:50,334
Maybe I was just meant to be alone.
568
00:29:51,604 --> 00:29:54,456
You would rather lose her than see
the possibility of harm come to her.
569
00:29:54,581 --> 00:29:56,148
You love her that much?
570
00:29:56,273 --> 00:29:58,610
- I don't know any other way to love.
- Really?
571
00:29:58,858 --> 00:30:00,398
Have you seen 9 1/2 weeks?
572
00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:02,716
Or any of Zalman King's other stuff?
573
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:06,822
- What's the plan?
- It's not important now.
574
00:30:07,059 --> 00:30:10,099
We were going to dangle Mina out
to lure the killer to attack.
575
00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:13,579
You were gonna make the woman I love,
the woman I would give my life for...
576
00:30:13,704 --> 00:30:17,154
- You were gonna make her bait?
- Bait? That's a strong...
577
00:30:17,581 --> 00:30:18,889
fishing term.
578
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:21,819
We were gonna make her an incentive,
579
00:30:22,216 --> 00:30:25,781
since the attacker's only pattern
is to keep you from finding love.
580
00:30:27,257 --> 00:30:28,492
I have an idea.
581
00:30:35,216 --> 00:30:35,958
Man,
582
00:30:37,490 --> 00:30:38,586
I don't like this.
583
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:42,088
- You don't like Julia dating somebody.
- Fake dating.
584
00:30:42,213 --> 00:30:43,613
But that's not it.
585
00:30:44,199 --> 00:30:46,799
It's this whole
"using her as bait" thing.
586
00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:49,263
You had no problem
dangling his girlfriend as bait.
587
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:51,783
Now you're changing the rules,
aren't you?
588
00:30:51,908 --> 00:30:53,006
Look at Raj.
589
00:30:53,693 --> 00:30:55,978
He's getting
awfully "handsy" over there,
590
00:30:56,697 --> 00:30:59,176
taking advantage
of the situation like that.
591
00:30:59,301 --> 00:31:02,501
No, he's definitely bugged
by O'Hara dating this guy.
592
00:31:06,258 --> 00:31:08,308
Don't leave the talk button on.
593
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,554
That was so good.
594
00:31:13,985 --> 00:31:16,785
I've never had broccoli
in a milkshake before.
595
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,450
But just think
how good it is for you.
596
00:31:19,575 --> 00:31:20,961
Well, well, well.
597
00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:22,784
It's 11:20.
598
00:31:22,909 --> 00:31:25,257
Look who finally decided
to come home.
599
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:26,776
I'm sorry, Shawn.
600
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:30,222
- Are you upset about something?
- As a matter of fact, I am...
601
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,453
What did I do?
602
00:31:32,578 --> 00:31:35,549
I didn't like this idea to begin with.
You've been on four dates now.
603
00:31:35,674 --> 00:31:37,520
It's been
a complete and total failure.
604
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:39,647
No, Shawn,
we've been on three dates.
605
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:42,650
No, there was the carnival,
where Raj won you a big, fat octopus.
606
00:31:43,129 --> 00:31:46,320
There was a long walk on the pier,
where he kept brushing your hair gently.
607
00:31:46,795 --> 00:31:49,498
Then there was dinner tonight,
where there was a lot of hand-holding.
608
00:31:49,623 --> 00:31:51,582
Who could forget coffee
at the police department,
609
00:31:51,707 --> 00:31:54,945
where you blushed and squealed
and giggled like a schoolgirl?
610
00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:57,022
He was there to sign some papers.
611
00:31:57,147 --> 00:31:59,870
- You were watching us?
- It's called surveillance.
612
00:31:59,995 --> 00:32:01,413
I "surveillate" things.
613
00:32:01,538 --> 00:32:03,212
I'm a purveyor of "surveillerism."
614
00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:06,171
Let's not get caught up in wordplay.
The point is,
615
00:32:06,296 --> 00:32:09,927
we've been at this charade for 3 weeks,
and it's yielded a grand total of nada.
616
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,888
- You're right.
- Of course I am. You see that?
617
00:32:13,329 --> 00:32:16,684
It's clear that the killer doesn't think
detective O'Hara is my girlfriend,
618
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,027
or maybe they know
I'm still in love with Mina.
619
00:32:19,152 --> 00:32:21,935
We can keep at this for six months,
we're still not gonna get anywhere.
620
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:25,815
Unless we did something
to remove all doubt, something big.
621
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:29,446
You said it yourself,
it happens when Raj gets serious.
622
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,364
Right.
623
00:32:30,733 --> 00:32:34,333
Your entire family's going
to the Holi Festival this weekend?
624
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,920
I have another idea.
625
00:32:39,603 --> 00:32:41,208
You want to get married?
626
00:32:54,659 --> 00:32:56,563
This is so considerate of you.
627
00:32:56,688 --> 00:32:59,468
I always wanted to go to the Festival
when I was in India.
628
00:32:59,593 --> 00:33:00,796
Yes, I sensed that.
629
00:33:00,921 --> 00:33:03,225
I'm aware
of your immense love for...
630
00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:05,450
traditional festivals of colors.
631
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,527
There also might be a killer here,
and I may need you to block an exit.
632
00:33:08,696 --> 00:33:09,506
What?
633
00:33:10,315 --> 00:33:11,615
Fresh laddu.
634
00:33:15,489 --> 00:33:16,660
There's Mrs. Singh.
635
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:20,247
She hates me, and people don't hate me.
I get cards from people I arrest.
636
00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,166
She doesn't hate you, okay?
637
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:26,284
Apparently I don't fit the picture
of what her perfect Raj deserves.
638
00:33:26,593 --> 00:33:29,965
I am smart, and I am fun,
and I am almost always in a good mood.
639
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,301
You're not actually marrying Raj,
remember?
640
00:33:33,072 --> 00:33:35,929
- Let's just get this show on the road.
- Please.
641
00:33:38,467 --> 00:33:39,817
Hello, everybody.
642
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:43,520
I see that a lot of my family
are here today, and...
643
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,564
I wanted to share
some great news with you.
644
00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:48,859
As many of you know,
I've had some trying times lately.
645
00:33:49,182 --> 00:33:51,582
I lost a love
that I thought was true
646
00:33:52,053 --> 00:33:54,907
and... had some trouble
within my family.
647
00:33:55,462 --> 00:33:56,962
But this woman here,
648
00:33:57,608 --> 00:34:00,704
this beautiful angel
has been my savior.
649
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:05,274
And I know that a lot of you
will think it's crazy, and...
650
00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,211
it may be impulsive, but...
651
00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:09,922
I've asked my beautiful Juliet
to marry me,
652
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:13,801
and she accepted.
653
00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:20,808
All right.
Looks like people bought it.
654
00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:23,746
Now we just have to wait.
655
00:34:24,297 --> 00:34:25,297
And watch.
656
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,259
Is it too early for a snack?
657
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:33,237
We've been here five minutes.
658
00:34:35,127 --> 00:34:38,015
All right, I admit it.
I was wrong about the brother.
659
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:40,619
- We should call a truce.
- That's awfully big of you.
660
00:34:41,859 --> 00:34:44,289
Detective,
might I have a word with you?
661
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,860
What can I do fo...
662
00:34:45,985 --> 00:34:48,627
Wait a minute.
You're the guy from the theater, right?
663
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:51,004
I didn't tell you everything
the day you questioned me.
664
00:34:52,108 --> 00:34:54,225
On that night
just before the accident,
665
00:34:54,350 --> 00:34:57,050
I overheard
Mina and the Raj guy talking...
666
00:34:57,948 --> 00:35:00,198
I hate having to hide what we have.
667
00:35:00,676 --> 00:35:03,976
You know we can't really be together
until you tell her.
668
00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:06,117
I will. Soon.
669
00:35:06,877 --> 00:35:08,418
He was seeing someone else.
670
00:35:08,912 --> 00:35:12,151
Mina was going to expose the affair,
giving Raj motive for murder.
671
00:35:12,956 --> 00:35:15,174
He wasn't distraught
because he almost lost his girlfriend.
672
00:35:15,299 --> 00:35:17,369
It was guilt
over trying to kill her.
673
00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:19,408
His first confession was real.
674
00:35:19,989 --> 00:35:21,672
Who, exactly, is responsible?
675
00:35:21,797 --> 00:35:22,529
I am.
676
00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:25,414
I hurt them all.
I'm a danger to everyone around me.
677
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,041
I solved it. It was Raj.
Truce over.
678
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:30,794
- You can't take back a truce.
- You coming with me or not?
679
00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:34,131
Raj wouldn't cheat on his taxes,
much less his girlfriend.
680
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,799
I'll take that as a no.
681
00:35:38,401 --> 00:35:41,138
Tell him, you can't take back a truce.
Indian giver!
682
00:35:48,661 --> 00:35:51,201
I meant to insult
an entirely different group
683
00:35:51,326 --> 00:35:53,233
of Indians.
Sorry about that.
684
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,844
You can't endanger Juliet
over a gripe with Lassiter.
685
00:35:56,969 --> 00:35:59,621
I'm not. You heard the dude
from Temple of Doom.
686
00:35:59,746 --> 00:36:01,463
Raj was hiding his relationship,
687
00:36:01,588 --> 00:36:03,749
but from who?
That's who we're looking for.
688
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,893
And Lassiter's following Raj,
who didn't do it.
689
00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:09,268
Then who exactly is watching Jules?
690
00:36:14,629 --> 00:36:15,629
There!
691
00:36:19,437 --> 00:36:20,969
What happened?
Where's Juliet?
692
00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:24,828
I got hit from behind.
Next thing I knew, she was gone.
693
00:36:24,953 --> 00:36:26,016
Did you see who?
694
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,782
- No, it all happened so fast.
- Do you want me to call an ambulance?
695
00:36:29,907 --> 00:36:30,813
I'm fine.
696
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,607
Spread out, everybody.
I want eyes on my partner in 5 minutes.
697
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,845
You, take a break.
Have a sweet ball.
698
00:36:41,414 --> 00:36:42,414
Excuse me.
699
00:36:57,141 --> 00:36:58,141
There!
700
00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:10,936
It's gonna be okay, Sita.
Just take it easy.
701
00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,288
I know what's going on.
702
00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:14,064
- You do?
- Of course I do.
703
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,691
Shut up! Don't come any closer.
704
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:18,164
I can see... I can see it all.
705
00:37:19,178 --> 00:37:21,113
You met Jay.
He proposed. You accepted.
706
00:37:21,766 --> 00:37:23,998
Then you starting
hanging out with the family,
707
00:37:24,123 --> 00:37:25,075
mostly Raj.
708
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,387
That's when you realized
709
00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:29,776
you were truly in love with Raj,
710
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:31,582
not your fiance.
711
00:37:31,957 --> 00:37:33,125
But you were stuck.
712
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,836
You couldn't call off the engagement,
make a play for Raj.
713
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:39,006
He would never do that to his brother.
So what did you do?
714
00:37:42,898 --> 00:37:44,636
Really, dude? Really?
715
00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,333
- Where was I?
- She was stuck.
716
00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:49,308
Right. You were stuck,
717
00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:52,227
engaged to one man
but in love with his brother.
718
00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:54,062
So you decided to take action.
719
00:37:54,231 --> 00:37:57,566
First, you did everything you could
to delay your wedding to Jay.
720
00:37:58,703 --> 00:38:01,862
We could push the wedding date,
if it means that much to you.
721
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,365
Then, you sabotaged
all of Raj's relationships,
722
00:38:05,693 --> 00:38:07,773
waiting for a time
when both of you were free,
723
00:38:07,898 --> 00:38:09,869
convincing him
that he would be by himself
724
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:13,332
for the rest of time, making it easier
for you to swoop in at the right moment.
725
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,004
Poor Mina,
726
00:38:15,129 --> 00:38:16,668
she was the easiest one of all.
727
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,384
Nobody was gonna question
why you were hanging around.
728
00:38:19,509 --> 00:38:22,305
After all, you were engaged
to the choreographer.
729
00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:24,176
You swing by, you say, "hi,"
730
00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:26,929
and that's what granted you access
to the crew's trucks.
731
00:38:27,424 --> 00:38:30,349
Probably even had blueprints
and keys to the theater.
732
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,200
You even watched the rehearsal
to see if the dance steps changed.
733
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:37,330
Get back.
734
00:38:37,926 --> 00:38:39,376
I'm gonna kill her.
735
00:38:39,511 --> 00:38:42,059
She can't have what I want,
736
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,801
because he's mine.
737
00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:46,448
Me and Raj,
we're meant to be together.
738
00:38:47,504 --> 00:38:48,408
Let her go.
739
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:52,384
Let her go, and all of this
will be much easier for you.
740
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:53,747
You were...
741
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,607
You were crazy in love.
742
00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,374
Any fool could see
what would drive you to do this.
743
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:15,095
Word of advice,
744
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,980
when you take someone hostage,
you might want to check for weapons.
745
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,199
Drop the knife.
Drop it.
746
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,600
- Did Abigail see that?
- I'm here.
747
00:39:23,725 --> 00:39:25,948
Yes, you are.
The pain surprised me.
748
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:28,418
And I wasn't supposed
to get slapped by a girl.
749
00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:29,733
It's a process.
750
00:39:30,444 --> 00:39:31,992
It is a process.
751
00:39:33,549 --> 00:39:35,455
- What'd I miss?
- Not me getting slapped.
752
00:39:35,922 --> 00:39:37,833
- By a girl.
- 'Cause that didn't happen.
753
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:41,253
You're caught... Assaulting a cop
and tons of witnesses.
754
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,879
You're not gonna get away.
755
00:39:47,279 --> 00:39:49,179
Have fun with shock therapy.
756
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,195
I got a wedding invitation
from Raj and Mina.
757
00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:58,578
It feels good,
758
00:39:58,703 --> 00:40:01,663
bringing people together,
watching them sail off into the sunset,
759
00:40:01,788 --> 00:40:04,303
giving a good guy
the old happily-ever-after.
760
00:40:04,428 --> 00:40:06,987
I felt for Raj. End of the day,
we had a great deal in common.
761
00:40:07,602 --> 00:40:08,902
You gonna go?
762
00:40:09,027 --> 00:40:10,607
I barely knew that dude.
763
00:40:10,732 --> 00:40:13,076
And this, Abigail,
is where we end our tour,
764
00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:14,716
because right here
765
00:40:14,841 --> 00:40:18,290
is where I choose not to gloat
when I've gotten the best of Lassie.
766
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,513
Right here?
767
00:40:20,698 --> 00:40:21,875
It's more all...
768
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,647
All-overish, I guess.
769
00:40:24,061 --> 00:40:25,422
But I've never done that,
770
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,299
though there's
a 1st time for everything.
771
00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,217
Color me impressed.
772
00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:31,470
I'd rather color you
with edible body paints.
773
00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:32,846
Duly noted.
774
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,775
Besides, it's not that impressive.
775
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,476
I solve a case every week
and usually one around christmas.
776
00:40:37,645 --> 00:40:39,439
It was so impressive
777
00:40:39,564 --> 00:40:41,980
the way you just attacked
that mad woman with a knife.
778
00:40:42,490 --> 00:40:45,901
It says so much about your character,
about how you feel.
779
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:47,360
How I feel?
780
00:40:47,593 --> 00:40:50,527
You risked your life
for a random coworker.
781
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,511
She's not random.
782
00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:02,894
What I mean is, it's part of the job.
I would do that for anybody...
783
00:41:03,019 --> 00:41:04,709
Colleague, coworker,
784
00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:07,756
Corey Haim once.
Wouldn't do it again, to be honest.
785
00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:10,856
Never got a thank you, and I'm sure
he stole my medic alert bracelet.
786
00:41:10,981 --> 00:41:12,919
- You have one of those?
- It's Gus'.
787
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,750
Long story.
788
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:17,307
So am I fingerprinting you or what?
It's fun,
789
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,775
but you'll have little black fingers
for, like, a month.
790
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,856
Three stores have been hit
in 15 minutes.
791
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,651
Units are in pursuit of the suspects.
Let's roll!
792
00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:30,083
Go ahead.
793
00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:34,930
I got the last one.
We'll let Lassie have this one.
794
00:41:41,147 --> 00:41:42,958
Want to do a fake mug shot instead?
795
00:41:43,521 --> 00:41:45,261
Are you kidding me right now?
796
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:49,595
We'll need costumes. Where did I put
the key to the evidence locker?
797
00:41:50,225 --> 00:41:51,622
The holding cells.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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