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Shawn, what in blue blazes is going on?
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You're up on the roof in this weather?
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Nothing, dad.
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Me and gus were just
practicing base jumping.
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It's the newest thing in extreme sports.
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Are you crazy?
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You could get yourself seriously hurt
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Or maybe even killed doing
something like this.
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Don't worry, dad.
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We made life-size replicas of ourselves
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To make sure the chutes would work.
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Mine's over there.
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We've made improvements since then.
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Base jumping.
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Shawn, there's no way I'm gonna let you
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Do something that risky.
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But, dad?
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But nothing.
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As long as you live in my house
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You follow my rules.
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Now, I want you to clean this stuff up,
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Come inside, and do your homework.
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Gus, come on.
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You're smarter than this.
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Well, one day I won't
be living in your house.
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Then I'll be able to take any risk I want.
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What about that?
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Okay.
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When you and gus are 30 years old
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You can go out and be as wild
and reckless as you want.
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Best idea * ever *
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People say our intense love of bunnies
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Is creepy at our age,
but history will prove them
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To be heartless bastards.
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I can't believe the french
actually eat these little guys.
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The french aren't the only ones.
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What?
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No, I wasn't counting other rabbits.
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Rabbits don't eat each other, shawn.
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- Most rabbits, yes.
- No, pretty much all.
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You know what, this conversation
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Will only end badly.
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The thing is...
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I have something big to tell you.
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You know you can say anything to me, gus.
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We've known each other forever
and there is absolutely nothing
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That could dent our impenetrable bond.
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I have a secret girlfriend.
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- You're dead to me.
- Shawn?
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I can't believe you.
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You brought me all the way down here
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To get hopped up on bunny love
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So you could spring this on me
and I wouldn't make a scene.
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- Yeah, pretty much.
- Well, it's working.
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Good.
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I don't even remember what
this whole thing was about.
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God, this bunny is strong.
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Must be columbian.
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Her name is ruby.
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I met her at bevmo! And she's in marketing.
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And I think she's really, really cool.
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How do you know this chick
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Isn't just trying to
take you to the cleaners?
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Well, one, all my cash is
tied up in dress shirts
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And decorative pillowcases.
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Fair.
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Why are you waiting till just
now to tell me about her?
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Because I wanted to make
sure that what we had
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Was real and solid.
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And I didn't want you
screwing things up for me.
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Your decision to not let
me scope her out in advance
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Could have repercussions for years to come.
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Shawn, the thing is, you have a tendency
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To scare my girlfriends away.
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Why, because I ask a few simple questions?
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You asked one girl if she knew the answer
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To the riddle of the sphinx.
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And bullet dodged. You're very welcome.
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i>- You only knew that because
you saw it on super friends.
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She had the same opportunity
to see that episode, gus.
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All right, you.
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What are you doing?
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Pick that bunny back up.
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I will not be easily swayed or impressed
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By the effects of an
intense adorability high.
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As far as I'm concerned she's starting here.
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Fine.
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- And she's gotta get to here.
- Okay.
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It's not gonna be easy.
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When do I meet her? In about three seconds.
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Three seconds...
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Hi, handsome.
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Right back at ya.
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She was talking to me, shawn.
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Ruby, this is shawn.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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It's so good to meet you.
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I'm sorry I ran late.
My last appointment ran long.
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She volunteers at the wildlife rescue.
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Yeah, we were just cleaning up the ducks
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That got caught up in the oil spill.
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Wait a minute.
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That sounded a little rehearsed.
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Did he give you that?
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Shawn, you are as kooky as gus advertised.
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Although, you, mister,
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Did not do justice to that hair.
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My god, most guys I know
would kill for that mane.
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Some have.
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Aw, well, not me.
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I like gus's head.
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It would be a crime to cover this up.
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Yeah.
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Got some questions for you rubes.
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Okay, shoot. Anything.
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- Anything?
- Shawn.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
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Favorite color. - Black.
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- Liar.
- Prove it.
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- Favorite flavor.
- Of what?
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Everything.
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- Mango.
- Too easy.
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- Anything else?
- Favorite...
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Magnum, p.I. Episode.
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i>- Did you see the sunrise?
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Second favorite episode.
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i>- Did you see the sunrise: Part two?
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Wow.
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Actually, uh, reverse those two.
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Yeah.
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My god, who are you?
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Well, it was good to meet you, shawn.
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It was good to meet you, rubes.
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You've exceeded all expectations.
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Oh, thank you.
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And might I say that you and gus have
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One of the most rich and
fulfilling friendships
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That I've ever seen.
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We're like andie and duckie
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With just a tad of mary kate and ashley.
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Well, aren't we glad that that's over?
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Yes, we are.
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I guess all that's left now
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Is for me to meet your friends.
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You mean, for me to meet her friends.
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No, I'm pretty sure I had
it right the first time.
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Okay, we can change it to we.
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When do we get to meet your friends?
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Uh...
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I'm free now.
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Ten minutes from now.
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Roughly, an hour from now.
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Pretty much anytime between now and tonight.
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Shawn, that's a little short notice.
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I would love to,
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But I have this thing planned today.
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We would love to come.
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Okay, normally I would say great--
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Seriously--but we're
meeting at berman's bend
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Down by the river and we
only have so many supplies.
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Not enough supplies.
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All right, we'll put something on the books
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For next week.
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Okay, good. Thank you.
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Sounds good, sounds good. Bye.
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You know that's right.
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I can't believe we're crashing their picnic.
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You asked me to vet this woman.
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No, I didn't.
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Regardless, when I vet someone
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I vet until there is no vetting left to vet.
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That is how I vet, gus.
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Ruby passed your test.
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Of course she was good at the pet store.
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She was prepared.
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Gotta catch her and her friends unaware
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Before they have a chance
to get their story straight.
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I like this woman, shawn
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I don't want you to mess it up for me.
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Dude, deep down, you want this to happen.
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You want me to do this
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So that you can avoid
another mira situation.
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Or have you already forgotten
the woman you married
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After only knowing for two days?
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Ruby is not mira.
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And I don't need you to tell me
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Whether a woman is right for me.
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You sure about that?
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Almost. 90%.
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- Dude.
- Fine, 81%.
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Then let the vetting continue.
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Gus.
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Ruby, I'm sorry we're dropping in.
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Yeah, but we agreed to do this next week.
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We don't have enough
supplies for two more people.
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Which is why we brought our own gruyere.
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Uh, no, I think you wanted
to catch me off guard
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To see what I was like with my friends,
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Didn't you?
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay.
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Hey, guys.
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Um, this is gus and shawn.
These are my friends.
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This is derek walker. - How you doin'?
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Jessica martino and my
other friend stu crawford.
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- Hello.
- Stu...
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Sounds like I'm booing.
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Sounds like I'm booing, right? But I'm not.
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I'm saying stu,
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Because I'm a fan of yours
and your guys' whole team.
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Look, I'm sorry we're crashing in on your...
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River rafting.
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- River rafting?
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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No, we thought you guys
were having a picnic.
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You know, 'cause it's lunch time.
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It's 3:00 in the afternoon.
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Let me explain.
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Lunch for us starts ten
minutes after breakfast ends
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And goes till ten minutes
before dinner starts.
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Unless, of course, we just combine the two,
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In which case we have linner.
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And then there's dessinner,
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Which is dessert and dinner.
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You guys are fun.
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You know, you're not crashing anything.
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We got plenty of room.
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Go see gunther, he'll fix you
up with anything you need.
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And when you're done,
meet us down by the river.
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- Sweet.
- Okay.
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Are you sure these outfits are waterproof?
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Gus, you barely get wet.
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I've done this hundreds of times.
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It's a small world doesn't count, shawn.
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All right, fine, mr. Qualifier.
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Guys, please, let us help with that.
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Oh, I've met each of you now.
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And I'm sure you're more than
a little curious about me.
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Shawn.
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Actually, I am.
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Ruby says you're a psychic?
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Can you turn on your powers
and predict my future?
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Derek, I'm a diviner. Not a blender.
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The psychic realm decides
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When it wants to communicate with me.
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Though I am sensing that stu here
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Is the expert.
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That's right.
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He is the most experienced
river rafter of the group.
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In fact, it was his idea to come here today.
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- Well.
- That's pretty good.
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What else can you tell?
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Well, I can tell you that jessica here
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Is a bit of a free spirit.
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Single but looking.
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Not afraid to make the first move.
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Nice. How'd you know that?
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She's tickling my ass.
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That was completely by accident.
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This time.
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So, ruby,
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You still haven't told me how
you and your friends met.
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Oh, well, derek and stu
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Met at a wildlife preservation meeting,
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Which is kind of ironic
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Because derek used to be a big game hunter
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Back when he was dating jessica.
267
00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,284
Yeah, I went to africa with him twice,
268
00:08:24,352 --> 00:08:26,719
But only for the pictures.
269
00:08:26,787 --> 00:08:29,955
I look really good in a safari outfit.
270
00:08:30,023 --> 00:08:31,923
I bagged the big 5,
then I turned over a new leaf.
271
00:08:31,991 --> 00:08:33,491
Big 5?
272
00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:37,262
Mouse, squirrel, turtle,
chad michael murray?
273
00:08:37,329 --> 00:08:38,796
I always forget the last one, though.
274
00:08:38,864 --> 00:08:40,198
None of those are right.
275
00:08:40,266 --> 00:08:42,033
He's talking about african game hunting.
276
00:08:42,101 --> 00:08:44,369
Anyway, so jessica and I, we work together
277
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:45,770
And that's how we met.
278
00:08:45,837 --> 00:08:47,438
And then when derek and jessica broke up
279
00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:49,173
We really wanted them to stay friends.
280
00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:51,007
That way we just, you know,
we didn't break the group up.
281
00:08:51,075 --> 00:08:52,508
That's really cool and mature.
282
00:08:52,576 --> 00:08:54,310
We're a tight group.
We look out for one another.
283
00:08:54,378 --> 00:08:55,911
Isn't that right, guys? - Yep.
284
00:08:55,979 --> 00:08:57,646
We're also not an easy
group to keep up with,
285
00:08:57,714 --> 00:08:59,614
Which is why I gotta hand it to you two.
286
00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:01,350
You guys seem really at
ease in the situation.
287
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,585
Well, I'm into sales so I'm
used to meeting new people.
288
00:09:03,652 --> 00:09:04,853
Hey, what's that noise?
289
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,288
You might even call me a people person.
290
00:09:06,355 --> 00:09:08,857
In fact, in high school I
was voted most well-liked
291
00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:10,125
And king of howdy-day.
292
00:09:10,193 --> 00:09:11,393
Only time it's ever happened.
293
00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,460
Hey, are we on a flight path?
294
00:09:12,528 --> 00:09:14,295
You really fooled us, gus.
295
00:09:14,363 --> 00:09:16,164
We would never think that you would be
296
00:09:16,231 --> 00:09:17,198
Into extreme stuff.
297
00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,666
Extreme stuff?
298
00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:21,035
Like that?
299
00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,202
- Here we go.
- Derek.
300
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,704
Okay!
301
00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,072
It's all about taking it to the next level.
302
00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:27,174
- What are the whistles for?
- In case we get lost.
303
00:09:27,241 --> 00:09:30,344
- Whoo-hoo!
- Lost?
304
00:09:30,412 --> 00:09:32,779
Whoo!
305
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,451
Paddle forward! Paddle forward!
306
00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:39,188
You must be out of your damn mind!
307
00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:44,828
- Help me, lord!
- Ask him to help me too!
308
00:09:44,895 --> 00:09:47,397
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
309
00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:49,165
Are those rocks real?
310
00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:51,167
Yeah! -
311
00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:55,038
yes!
312
00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:02,111
- Whoa!
- Oh, my god!
313
00:10:02,179 --> 00:10:05,316
- Flex your core.
- Yeah!
314
00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:09,220
It's the next level.
315
00:10:09,288 --> 00:10:11,022
Yes!
316
00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:13,258
Yeah!
317
00:10:18,431 --> 00:10:20,832
Jessica's hand is still on my thigh!
318
00:10:26,536 --> 00:10:28,203
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
319
00:10:28,271 --> 00:10:29,504
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
320
00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:31,038
boom!
321
00:10:31,106 --> 00:10:33,040
Ha ha!
322
00:10:33,108 --> 00:10:35,777
Guys, where's stu?
323
00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:40,583
Stu!
324
00:10:40,651 --> 00:10:43,486
Stu!
325
00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:45,888
- Stu, can you hear us?
- Where are you?
326
00:10:45,956 --> 00:10:48,457
- Stu!
- Stu!
327
00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:55,125
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
328
00:10:55,261 --> 00:10:56,594
* in between the lines *
329
00:10:56,661 --> 00:10:58,996
* there's a lot of obscurity *
330
00:10:59,063 --> 00:11:02,598
* I'm not inclined to resign to maturity *
331
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,533
* if it's all right *
332
00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:05,968
* then you're all wrong *
333
00:11:06,036 --> 00:11:11,005
* but why bounce around
to the same damn song? *
334
00:11:11,073 --> 00:11:14,341
* you'd rather run when you can't crawl *
335
00:11:14,409 --> 00:11:16,675
* *
336
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,477
* I know you know *
337
00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,712
* that I'm not telling the truth *
338
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,980
* I know you know *
339
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:23,681
* they just don't have any proof *
340
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:24,782
* embrace the deception *
341
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,450
* learn how to bend *
342
00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:28,652
* your worst inhibitions *
343
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,921
* tend to psych you out in the end *
344
00:11:30,988 --> 00:11:33,821
* I know you know *
345
00:11:39,954 --> 00:11:41,288
So did either of you see
346
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,123
When this guy stu fell out of the boat?
347
00:11:43,191 --> 00:11:44,391
There was so much water pummeling our face
348
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:45,589
We couldn't see anything.
349
00:11:45,657 --> 00:11:46,924
Mostly consisting of gus's tears.
350
00:11:46,992 --> 00:11:48,292
You can't prove that.
351
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,428
The truth is, I found
it pretty exhilarating.
352
00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:52,228
I mean, the only thing I
can really compare I to
353
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,029
Is the moment I found out you
could have brownies delivered.
354
00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:56,498
Except in this case,
a human being is missing.
355
00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:57,599
Yeah, that part was not cool.
356
00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,867
Damn right it's not.
357
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,168
Can you believe ruby her friends
358
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,369
Do this kind of dangerous
stuff all the time?
359
00:12:01,436 --> 00:12:02,636
They're adrenaline junkies.
360
00:12:02,704 --> 00:12:04,704
People who enjoy extreme activities.
361
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,406
I know what adrenaline junkies are, shawn.
362
00:12:06,473 --> 00:12:08,340
Am I crazy, but isn't the fact
363
00:12:08,408 --> 00:12:09,642
That ruby likes to tempt death for thrills
364
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:10,743
Information that should have been disclosed
365
00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:11,911
On the first date?
366
00:12:11,979 --> 00:12:13,279
If only you knew someone
367
00:12:13,346 --> 00:12:15,782
Who could've vetted that out beforehand.
368
00:12:15,849 --> 00:12:19,351
Gus, can I talk to you for a sec?
369
00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:22,387
- Dude.
- Shh!
370
00:12:25,258 --> 00:12:27,459
I should've warned you
about the rapids before.
371
00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:28,894
And that I'm into extreme sports.
372
00:12:28,961 --> 00:12:29,895
Yeah, you should have.
373
00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:31,229
I was just really afraid
374
00:12:31,297 --> 00:12:32,630
That it was gonna freak you out.
375
00:12:32,698 --> 00:12:33,898
I mean, some guys get really freaked out
376
00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:35,234
By stuff like that.
377
00:12:35,301 --> 00:12:36,904
And I don't know, I'm sure you have too,
378
00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:37,972
Especially now with stu, and--
379
00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:40,040
I just really hope he's okay.
380
00:12:40,108 --> 00:12:41,741
Me too.
381
00:12:41,809 --> 00:12:43,843
But the truth is,
382
00:12:43,911 --> 00:12:45,378
None of this scared me off.
383
00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:47,079
Really?
384
00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:49,948
Oh. - Gus.
385
00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,383
May I have a word with you
386
00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:54,287
In the "stop saying crazy
things to ruby" room please?
387
00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:58,056
- Give us a second.
- Okay.
388
00:12:58,124 --> 00:12:59,790
I thought you said you were
gonna break up with her.
389
00:12:59,858 --> 00:13:00,824
- I changed my mind.
- When?
390
00:13:00,892 --> 00:13:02,192
Just now.
391
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:04,527
Man, she likes to almost
die and so do her friends.
392
00:13:04,594 --> 00:13:06,328
It's like we walked into final
destination.
393
00:13:06,396 --> 00:13:07,929
i>- Shawn, we walked out
of final destination.
394
00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:09,597
What?
395
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,598
Bottom line, she's been vetted.
396
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,432
It's time to push the eject button.
397
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,268
I'm not ready to do that, shawn.
398
00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:17,305
Make sure csi covers this whole area.
399
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:20,275
Okeydoke.
400
00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:21,776
That's stu's vest.
401
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,277
What happened? Did you find him?
402
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,945
You know, I'd rather leave
that to the professionals.
403
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,613
It would be inappropriate
404
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,048
For me to speculate at this time.
405
00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:30,116
Please, we can handle it.
406
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,250
Okay.
407
00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:33,019
My best guess, the life vest came off
408
00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:34,253
When he fell out of the boat.
409
00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:35,454
He hit his head on a rock and he drowned.
410
00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,089
We'll probably find his body
411
00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:39,024
In a gully or a spillway
somewhere down the river.
412
00:13:39,092 --> 00:13:40,992
I just hope that we get to
him before the birds do.
413
00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,160
Carlton.
414
00:13:42,227 --> 00:13:43,828
What? They said they could handle it.
415
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:46,897
- - oh.
416
00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:56,672
Classy, lassie, but you're right.
417
00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,407
Stu did go overboard.
418
00:13:58,474 --> 00:14:00,676
But you're not gonna find
his body in a spillway
419
00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:02,411
Because he didn't hit his head
420
00:14:02,478 --> 00:14:03,912
And he definitely didn't drown.
421
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:04,980
So he just what,
422
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,114
Turned into a fish and swam away?
423
00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:07,349
Don't be ridiculous.
424
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,717
A cat like stu
425
00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:11,219
Would never reach into
costner's bag of tricks.
426
00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:12,921
But I am pretty sure he swam away.
427
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:23,296
All right, obviously stu used the hooks
428
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,899
To attach himself to something in the water.
429
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:26,966
But why would he do that?
430
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,067
I'm not entirely sure.
431
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,169
Guys.
432
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,005
We got news on the missing person.
433
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,739
I just got a call from the diving team.
434
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,241
They found high-strength netting
435
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,510
On the bottom of a big boulder
in the middle of the rapids.
436
00:14:37,578 --> 00:14:39,078
All right, let me tell
you how this went down.
437
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,079
Stu knew exactly where
to jump out of that boat.
438
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,447
And it happened in rough water
439
00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:44,351
So that no one would
notice that he was gone.
440
00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:45,753
And then he just waited for the raft
441
00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:47,055
To drift around a bend and
he made his way to shore.
442
00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:48,523
But I don't get it.
443
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:50,292
Why would stu want to make
it look like he drowned?
444
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,694
Because of this.
445
00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:59,600
Clearance sale at mattress discounters.
446
00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:00,635
Seems redundant.
447
00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:02,337
No, this.
448
00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:04,338
Stu and his business partner brian sampson
449
00:15:04,406 --> 00:15:05,673
Just filed for bankruptcy.
450
00:15:05,741 --> 00:15:08,409
Sampson, that's just a great name.
451
00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:09,843
Straight out of film noir.
452
00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:11,545
An old detective who drinks hard
453
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:13,346
But loves even harder.
454
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:15,048
Or go with me here.
455
00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:17,517
sampson, a tiny little orphan mouse
456
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:20,152
Who must find his way home to wolverhampton.
457
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,254
Or samson the legendary
figure from the bible.
458
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,755
No, that doesn't work.
459
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,191
All those guys have names like be
n-hur and prometheus.
460
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,325
You have never read the
bible have you, shawn?
461
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:30,693
Genesis, exorcist, leviathan,
462
00:15:30,761 --> 00:15:32,461
Do the right thing.
463
00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:34,096
Oh, my gosh.
464
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,798
Stop talking.
465
00:15:35,866 --> 00:15:38,033
O'hara, we've gotta find this brian sampson,
466
00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:39,167
Because if this is true,
467
00:15:39,235 --> 00:15:40,701
Given the complexity of stu's escape
468
00:15:40,769 --> 00:15:43,303
There is no way he could've
done this by himself.
469
00:15:43,371 --> 00:15:44,773
He's right.
470
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:48,442
Oh, no, no, no, that's stu's seat.
471
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:52,547
Gus, a word.
472
00:15:52,615 --> 00:15:55,683
- What?
- Bad news first.
473
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:57,352
I'm almost positive ruby's the one
474
00:15:57,419 --> 00:15:58,318
Who helped stu commit this crime.
475
00:15:58,385 --> 00:15:59,682
But here's the good news,
476
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,451
We can use ruby, solve the case,
and look like heroes.
477
00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:02,652
- You are unbelievable.
- Thank you.
478
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,220
Really unbelievable.
479
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:06,256
You've convinced yourself
that ruby is wrong for me
480
00:16:06,323 --> 00:16:08,291
And now you're fishing for
some reason to justify it?
481
00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:09,725
Man, I know this is hard to hear
482
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,493
But I'm pretty sure she was involved.
483
00:16:11,561 --> 00:16:12,894
The only thing she's involved in, shawn,
484
00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:15,831
Is being awesome.
485
00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:16,866
All right. Maybe I'm wrong.
486
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,201
Damn right you are.
487
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,603
Maybe I'm being overprotective
488
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,738
Because the way the mira thing went down.
489
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,107
Shawn, I appreciate you looking after me,
490
00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:25,876
But ruby is not mira.
491
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,379
Okay? - Okay.
492
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,247
The only thing she's
guilty of is being awesome.
493
00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:31,882
That's right.
494
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,885
- Have your parents met her?
- No.
495
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,620
They're at a tim
e-share pitch in chula vista.
496
00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:37,021
I'll get us together when they get back.
497
00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:39,891
In the meantime,
I've got the next best thing.
498
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,927
Where's chula vista? - I don't know.
499
00:16:41,995 --> 00:16:43,162
I think they made it up.
500
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,999
So my hands are all bloody and blistered
501
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,234
From three hours of fighting
to reel in this marlin,
502
00:16:54,302 --> 00:16:56,536
When all of a sudden I realize
503
00:16:56,603 --> 00:16:57,703
That we've drifted into cuban waters.
504
00:16:57,771 --> 00:16:59,204
What?
505
00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:01,338
And I know this because
one of their patrol boats
506
00:17:01,406 --> 00:17:03,573
Proceeds to blow a hole
the size of a bowling ball
507
00:17:03,641 --> 00:17:05,342
In our hull.
508
00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:06,542
Henry, this bourbon packs a wallop.
509
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,044
Not too strong for you?
510
00:17:08,112 --> 00:17:09,945
Oh, no, no, no, I'm paying you a compliment.
511
00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:10,980
Not strong enough.
512
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,014
Try this.
513
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,248
So what happened next?
514
00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:15,817
Well, we turned and we ran for our lives.
515
00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:18,619
We made it, like, around five
miles off the coast of key west
516
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:21,121
Before she sank and then we had
to swim the rest of the way.
517
00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:23,256
Get this, we ended up sitting
in with the house band
518
00:17:23,323 --> 00:17:25,024
At sloppy joe's soaking wet.
519
00:17:25,091 --> 00:17:27,592
That is the best damn fish
story I've ever heard.
520
00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:31,229
Cheers.
521
00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:34,699
Yeah, that was my friend, stu.
522
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,267
He planned the whole trip, you know.
523
00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:39,637
Look, I'm pretty sure
wherever he is he's okay.
524
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:42,573
Yeah.
525
00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:44,975
I better check on the burgers.
526
00:17:53,748 --> 00:17:56,515
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
527
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:57,682
What does it look like I'm doing?
528
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,317
I'm making my world-famous burgers.
529
00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:01,285
You are supposed to be helping me prove
530
00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:02,753
That ruby is hiding something.
531
00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:05,589
Instead you're swapping
fishing stories with her.
532
00:18:05,657 --> 00:18:06,923
And what is that nonsense about you catching
533
00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:08,491
The bluefin tuna?
534
00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:10,626
You found it on the beach and
practically tripped over it.
535
00:18:10,694 --> 00:18:12,762
Oh, come on, shawn, look.
That's what you do.
536
00:18:12,829 --> 00:18:14,697
It's a fishing story, shawn, you embellish.
537
00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:16,766
I know you think you're trying to help gus.
538
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,933
You usually are.
539
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:20,736
But in this case, I'm not so sure.
540
00:18:20,804 --> 00:18:22,671
Why would you say that?
541
00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:24,406
Look, is it possible, just possible,
542
00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:27,642
That your suspicions of
ruby stem from your jealousy
543
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,444
That gus is in a healthy, solid relationship
544
00:18:29,511 --> 00:18:30,778
With a great woman,
545
00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:33,614
Whereas you had one with
an equally great woman
546
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:36,950
But you let her slip away?
547
00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:40,920
How much have you had to drink?
548
00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,588
More than a little and less than enough.
549
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:46,358
But I make sense, don't I?
550
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,393
Looks like you're a big
hit with shawn's dad.
551
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,729
Yeah, but the only one that
I can't win over is shawn.
552
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,597
It's like he doesn't trust me or something.
553
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,600
Yeah, well, he was a little
suspicious about you at first.
554
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,536
- Suspicious?
- Yeah.
555
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,205
How so?
556
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,606
I probably shouldn't tell you.
557
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,475
We'll probably have a big
laugh about this someday.
558
00:19:06,544 --> 00:19:08,178
He had this crazy theory
caught up in his head
559
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:11,048
About how you helped stu
orchestrate his disappearance.
560
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,150
- What?
- Yeah.
561
00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:14,985
The cops said that stu
used some kind of webbing
562
00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:16,453
To attach himself to a rock.
563
00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:19,122
And shawn has it caught up in his head
564
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:20,423
That you helped him orchestrate it.
565
00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:21,458
- Oh, my god.
- What?
566
00:19:21,525 --> 00:19:24,060
He's really psychic.
567
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:26,329
Wait a second, you mean he's right?
568
00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:27,730
You did?
569
00:19:27,798 --> 00:19:29,966
Gus, stu is my best friend in the world.
570
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:32,168
He just said that he was
in some kind of trouble
571
00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:35,338
And he needed a few days
to figure things out.
572
00:19:35,406 --> 00:19:38,808
i>- Wait, ruby, you need to tell
the police about this now.
573
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:41,477
I can't. Stu begged me
to give him a few days.
574
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:44,980
I'm the only person in the
world that he can trust, gus.
575
00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:46,882
And you're the only person that I can trust.
576
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:48,351
So you know what this means? - What?
577
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,186
We're in a trust circle, gus.
578
00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:52,321
No, no, I want out of the trust circle.
579
00:19:52,388 --> 00:19:53,488
There are no doors in the trust circle, gus.
580
00:19:53,556 --> 00:19:54,789
What about shawn?
581
00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:56,257
That would be a trust triangle.
582
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,395
Don't make this more difficult
than it already is, okay?
583
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,698
Please, please, please?
584
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,033
You have to promise me
585
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,667
You're not gonna say anything to shawn.
586
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,036
For me?
587
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,105
- I promise.
- Thank you.
588
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,874
Ha ha ha!
589
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:14,744
Smiths lyric-off. You, me, 10 minutes.
590
00:20:14,812 --> 00:20:16,046
I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.
591
00:20:16,113 --> 00:20:18,381
We're starting with the
queen is dead.
592
00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:20,949
- 15 minutes.
- Uh-huh.
593
00:20:25,121 --> 00:20:26,754
Dude, I wanna tell you something.
594
00:20:26,822 --> 00:20:28,423
Will you look at me, please?
595
00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:30,992
I just had a drunken
revelation out there, okay?
596
00:20:31,059 --> 00:20:32,226
It wasn't mine, it was my dad's,
597
00:20:32,294 --> 00:20:33,460
But at this point, I'll take it.
598
00:20:33,528 --> 00:20:36,863
I was way off about ruby, and I admit it.
599
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:37,997
She's amazing.
600
00:20:38,065 --> 00:20:40,132
In fact, I wish we could clone her.
601
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,000
And then maybe the clone
would come off a little, uh,
602
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,735
A little slow.
603
00:20:43,803 --> 00:20:45,103
Not like she has special needs or anything,
604
00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:46,439
Just like a little bit dim,
605
00:20:46,507 --> 00:20:48,075
And--you know, and that
would be perfect for me.
606
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:49,610
Truth is, I think I was just jealous,
607
00:20:49,678 --> 00:20:51,146
'cause I can see you guys
have something special
608
00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:53,682
And I haven't heard from abigail in,
like, a month or something.
609
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:57,553
I appreciate your honesty, shawn.
610
00:20:57,621 --> 00:21:00,557
So what were you and rubes talking about?
611
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,043
Jules, I got your message. What's up?
612
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,611
We haven't been able to get
ahold of brian sampson.
613
00:21:10,678 --> 00:21:12,646
Sampson, great name.
614
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:13,947
Sounds like one of the dwarf warriors from
willow.
615
00:21:14,015 --> 00:21:15,282
Shawn, we've been through this already.
616
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:16,684
Sampson is stu's business partner, remember?
617
00:21:16,751 --> 00:21:18,185
But we were able to track down
618
00:21:18,253 --> 00:21:20,254
Sampson and stu's assistant, charles lucas.
619
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,722
Lassiter has him in interrogation room "a"
620
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:23,056
But he claims that he doesn't know anything.
621
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:24,224
You want me to get in there and read him,
622
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,525
Because I can always tell
623
00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:26,560
When someone is hiding something.
624
00:21:26,627 --> 00:21:28,161
Isn't that right, gus?
625
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:29,663
Why do you keep looking away
from me when I talk to you?
626
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:30,864
You've been doing that all morning.
627
00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:32,065
I have something in my eye, shawn.
628
00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:33,366
- Here, what is it?
- Monkey brush.
629
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:34,734
I've never heard of that.
630
00:21:34,802 --> 00:21:35,901
Oh, okay, so now you're gonna tell me
631
00:21:35,969 --> 00:21:37,136
Monkey brush doesn't even exist?
632
00:21:37,204 --> 00:21:39,905
Gus, don't be the new meshach taylor.
633
00:21:39,973 --> 00:21:42,207
I don't know what you're
talking about, shawn.
634
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,712
You're not going to leave this room, lucas,
635
00:21:46,779 --> 00:21:48,413
Until you start telling me the truth.
636
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,515
Saying "the truth" louder
than the previous words
637
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,084
Isn't going to work.
638
00:21:53,151 --> 00:21:55,419
I've told you the truth.
I don't know anything.
639
00:21:56,955 --> 00:21:58,589
Thanks, lassie. We'll take it from here.
640
00:21:58,657 --> 00:22:00,124
Let's get one thing straight, spencer,
641
00:22:00,192 --> 00:22:02,192
You are here to observe this
interrogation and nothing more.
642
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,428
Understood? - Absolutely.
643
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,600
I've got something.
644
00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:14,169
You were at the river the
day that stu disappeared.
645
00:22:14,237 --> 00:22:15,872
Yeah, I was there.
646
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,708
But only because stu
asked me to drop him off
647
00:22:17,775 --> 00:22:19,343
And then drive his car down river
648
00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:20,611
So he wouldn't have to catch a ride back.
649
00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:22,113
Then I called a cab and went home.
650
00:22:22,181 --> 00:22:24,449
You're lying.
651
00:22:24,516 --> 00:22:26,050
He's not lying.
652
00:22:26,118 --> 00:22:28,086
His lip is completely still,
653
00:22:28,153 --> 00:22:29,153
There's no sweat on the forehead,
654
00:22:29,221 --> 00:22:31,823
Fingers aren't trembling.
655
00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:49,339
You're hiding something. - No, I'm not.
656
00:22:49,407 --> 00:22:52,108
- I want the truth.
- That is the truth.
657
00:22:52,176 --> 00:22:53,343
Exactly who are we interrogating right now?
658
00:22:53,411 --> 00:22:55,278
Gus, what are you hiding?
659
00:22:55,346 --> 00:22:57,213
I'm not hiding anything, shawn.
You're crazy.
660
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,447
Lassiter, tell him he's crazy.
661
00:22:58,515 --> 00:22:59,549
No, he's hiding something.
662
00:22:59,616 --> 00:23:01,918
Let's go.
663
00:23:04,421 --> 00:23:06,755
- Can I leave now?
- Quiet.
664
00:23:06,822 --> 00:23:08,757
Dude, ruby said something to you,
didn't she?
665
00:23:08,824 --> 00:23:10,191
Who?
666
00:23:10,259 --> 00:23:12,427
Ruby, who's only guilty of being awesome.
667
00:23:12,495 --> 00:23:13,628
They just found a body in the woods.
668
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:15,063
It's stu's business partner.
669
00:23:15,131 --> 00:23:16,430
- Sampson?
- Sampson,
670
00:23:16,498 --> 00:23:17,998
The lovable saint bernard
who lives next door,
671
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:19,465
But doesn't realize how big he is.
672
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:21,869
Looks like he was the victim
of a hunting accident.
673
00:23:21,936 --> 00:23:24,439
But get this, I found
out that sampson and stu
674
00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:26,608
Just took out millio
n-dollar life insurance policies
675
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:28,376
And named each other as beneficiary.
676
00:23:28,444 --> 00:23:29,644
You think stu might have
killed brian for the money.
677
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:31,313
It's motive.
678
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:33,415
Gus, you sure there's nothing
you'd like to say right now?
679
00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:36,718
I gotta go.
680
00:23:46,396 --> 00:23:47,796
Ruby, I need to talk to you.
681
00:23:47,864 --> 00:23:49,497
Hi, come on up.
682
00:23:49,565 --> 00:23:50,865
Are you nuts? That's dangerous.
683
00:23:50,933 --> 00:23:52,166
I know it seems weird,
684
00:23:52,234 --> 00:23:55,169
But this is kind of our coping mechanism.
685
00:23:55,237 --> 00:23:57,271
Okay, this is getting ridiculous .
686
00:23:57,338 --> 00:23:59,439
Whatever you and ruby are
about to conspire to do
687
00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:00,841
Is just as bad, I'm sure.
688
00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:01,942
We're talking about murder here, gus.
689
00:24:02,010 --> 00:24:03,243
You have to tell me what you know.
690
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,878
I can't talk to you right now, shawn.
691
00:24:04,946 --> 00:24:07,348
You kidding me?
692
00:24:09,952 --> 00:24:12,754
Dude, this is me.
693
00:24:12,822 --> 00:24:14,356
I am your partner and your best friend
694
00:24:14,423 --> 00:24:16,224
And we are not supposed to
keep secrets from each other.
695
00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:17,492
I know, shawn, but it's complicated.
696
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,060
No, math is complicated.
697
00:24:19,128 --> 00:24:20,963
The show it's complicated was
complicated.
698
00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:22,531
The song complicated by
avril lavigne,
699
00:24:22,599 --> 00:24:25,300
Ironically, not-- not very complicated.
700
00:24:25,368 --> 00:24:26,802
And you know what? Neither is this.
701
00:24:26,869 --> 00:24:28,470
Hey, shawn.
702
00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:30,138
I didn't expect to see you here.
703
00:24:30,206 --> 00:24:31,973
Look who's learning to
be the aggressive one.
704
00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,842
I'm sorry, but I am not
here to see you, jessica.
705
00:24:33,909 --> 00:24:36,278
Yeah, and I'm wearing panties.
706
00:24:42,786 --> 00:24:44,053
Listen to me,
707
00:24:44,121 --> 00:24:45,755
We have a responsibility to the police.
708
00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:46,923
And if you know something
and we don't tell them,
709
00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:48,491
That's the same as lying.
710
00:24:48,558 --> 00:24:51,160
Oh, so should I tell them
you're not really psychic?
711
00:24:51,227 --> 00:24:53,295
How did you get from "a" to "b"?
712
00:24:53,362 --> 00:24:56,198
Shawn! Hey, buddy, what are you doing here?
713
00:24:56,265 --> 00:24:59,168
Oh, you know, I'm just
chasing after jessica.
714
00:24:59,235 --> 00:25:00,770
Yeah, don't they all.
715
00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:02,672
You know, I don't know
if this means anything,
716
00:25:02,739 --> 00:25:04,640
But I think you two would
make a great couple.
717
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,608
Maybe I should give you
my key to her apartment.
718
00:25:06,676 --> 00:25:10,045
Maybe.
719
00:25:10,113 --> 00:25:12,914
You know, that way, you can get in.
720
00:25:12,982 --> 00:25:14,315
I got it.
721
00:25:14,383 --> 00:25:16,150
I do.
722
00:25:16,218 --> 00:25:20,255
Dude, you have to stop
letting ruby come between us.
723
00:25:20,322 --> 00:25:21,723
I'm not gonna let that happen, shawn.
724
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:23,725
Hey, hi.
725
00:25:23,793 --> 00:25:24,893
What's going on?
726
00:25:24,961 --> 00:25:26,828
Ruby, I can't do this anymore.
727
00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:28,563
I need to let shawn in our trust circle.
728
00:25:28,631 --> 00:25:30,665
I'm just gonna pretend
like I didn't hear that.
729
00:25:30,733 --> 00:25:35,403
Ruby, the police think that stu
may have killed brian sampson.
730
00:25:35,471 --> 00:25:37,505
- Brian's dead?
- Yeah.
731
00:25:37,572 --> 00:25:39,807
And I know that you helped
stage stu's disappearance.
732
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:41,976
Yeah, I know you know that.
733
00:25:42,044 --> 00:25:43,944
- Gus told you?
- Of course he did.
734
00:25:44,012 --> 00:25:46,880
But stu--stu could've never killed brian
735
00:25:46,948 --> 00:25:48,181
No matter how much brian
may have deserved it.
736
00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:49,816
What does that mean?
737
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,284
Well, brian was the reason
that stu was going broke.
738
00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:54,119
He used all of the company's money
739
00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:55,820
To pay for his exorbitant lifestyle.
740
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:58,656
Huh, it's always about money.
741
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,158
Yeah. Tell him everything, ruby.
742
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,726
We need to know where stu is.
743
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,897
And just where do you think you're going?
744
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:07,931
With you to the police station.
745
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:09,399
Yeah, I don't think so.
746
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:10,967
Shawn, now that ruby's told us
747
00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:13,002
Stu is hiding near lone pine,
we have to tell the police.
748
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,305
Correction. I have to tell the police.
749
00:26:15,372 --> 00:26:16,771
You have to crawl back under your
750
00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:18,505
Keeping-secrets-from- your-best-friend rock
751
00:26:18,572 --> 00:26:19,505
And apply for permanent residency--
752
00:26:19,573 --> 00:26:20,739
Shawn--
753
00:26:20,807 --> 00:26:22,007
Where you can vote and pay your taxes
754
00:26:22,075 --> 00:26:23,676
And make little backstabbing rock babies.
755
00:26:23,743 --> 00:26:25,277
- Do we have to do this now?
- Yes, we do.
756
00:26:25,345 --> 00:26:26,745
Because I'm beginning to
question your dedication
757
00:26:26,813 --> 00:26:30,149
To this case, our partnership,
and maybe even america.
758
00:26:30,216 --> 00:26:32,250
I'm as dedicated as ever.
I take our job seriously.
759
00:26:32,318 --> 00:26:35,620
Please, you are so distracted
by ruby and her boobs
760
00:26:35,688 --> 00:26:37,555
And your lies and the heavy petting,
761
00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:39,457
That you probably don't
even remember who jason is.
762
00:26:39,525 --> 00:26:41,526
- You mean stu, shawn.
- Or who he kidnapped.
763
00:26:41,594 --> 00:26:42,594
He didn't kidnap anyone. He disappeared.
764
00:26:42,661 --> 00:26:43,961
That's right.
765
00:26:44,029 --> 00:26:45,496
Right off the top of a
building in vancouver.
766
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,265
That was an art thief who
didn't actually steal anything.
767
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,500
And then fell down a mine shaft.
768
00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:51,035
That was us. Look, give it up, shawn.
769
00:26:51,103 --> 00:26:53,037
The fact is, my trust circle with ruby
770
00:26:53,105 --> 00:26:55,073
Not withstanding, I've been
paying just as much attention
771
00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,574
To what's been going on as you have.
772
00:26:56,642 --> 00:26:58,142
You can't have a circle with two people.
773
00:26:58,210 --> 00:26:59,910
So let's set aside our personal issues
774
00:26:59,978 --> 00:27:01,412
And continue on our investigation.
775
00:27:01,479 --> 00:27:04,615
Please, you wish you had my
acute observational skills.
776
00:27:04,683 --> 00:27:06,985
- You wish you had my focus.
- My attention to detail.
777
00:27:07,052 --> 00:27:09,854
Attention to detail, please.
778
00:27:27,573 --> 00:27:29,774
All right, people, listen up.
779
00:27:29,842 --> 00:27:32,143
By piecing together stu's
credit card activity,
780
00:27:32,211 --> 00:27:35,246
Phone records, and known
sightings the last three weeks,
781
00:27:35,314 --> 00:27:37,348
We've pinpointed his
precise location to here:
782
00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,016
A small ranch outside of reno, nevada.
783
00:27:39,084 --> 00:27:40,451
We need to coordinate
784
00:27:40,518 --> 00:27:42,920
With all state and local
law enforcement agencies.
785
00:27:46,858 --> 00:27:50,060
Psychic navigators are saying
something different, lassie.
786
00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,296
Would you cut that out
before you blind somebody?
787
00:27:52,363 --> 00:27:54,765
As usual, lassie, you're way off.
788
00:27:54,832 --> 00:27:59,770
The actual position where
stu is hiding is here,
789
00:27:59,838 --> 00:28:00,971
Right outside of lone pine.
790
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:03,340
And you know this how?
791
00:28:03,408 --> 00:28:06,477
Same way I knew that stu had
fled in the first place.
792
00:28:06,545 --> 00:28:07,745
The question is, lassie,
793
00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:10,414
Do you want to mobilize your team to nevada
794
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,650
And risk humiliating yourself,
795
00:28:12,717 --> 00:28:14,184
Or do you wanna mobilize them to lone pine,
796
00:28:14,252 --> 00:28:17,854
Which is on the way,
and only risk humiliating me?
797
00:28:17,922 --> 00:28:19,990
Okay, everybody, let's head to lone pine.
798
00:28:28,866 --> 00:28:30,699
Stay put, spencer.
799
00:28:37,773 --> 00:28:40,407
Stu crawford, it's the sbpd.
We're coming in.
800
00:28:40,475 --> 00:28:41,940
You know, I'm still more
than a little peeved at you
801
00:28:42,008 --> 00:28:43,140
For keeping all this from me.
802
00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:44,841
I'm sorry, shawn, but you know,
803
00:28:44,909 --> 00:28:46,376
Eventually we're gonna both get married.
804
00:28:46,443 --> 00:28:48,710
There's gonna be certain things
we can't share with each other.
805
00:28:48,778 --> 00:28:50,445
I'm trying not to think about that.
806
00:28:50,513 --> 00:28:52,881
We're still gonna live next
door to each other, right?
807
00:28:52,949 --> 00:28:54,182
Hell yeah,
808
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,417
With a pool going across both of our yards.
809
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:57,818
I've got dibs on the diving board.
810
00:28:57,886 --> 00:28:59,252
Yeah, okay.
811
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,088
Spencer, guster, why don't you get in there?
812
00:29:12,130 --> 00:29:15,066
Well, you had everything right, spencer.
813
00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:16,567
He definitely didn't drown in the river.
814
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,247
I know this must be very hard.
815
00:29:22,314 --> 00:29:25,049
But since stu didn't leave a suicide note,
816
00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:27,150
Is there anything that you can tell us?
817
00:29:27,217 --> 00:29:29,118
I've known stu for years,
818
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:32,220
And none of this makes any sense.
819
00:29:32,288 --> 00:29:34,656
I still can't believe he's gone.
820
00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:37,291
Now, ruby's already informed us
821
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,893
Of her involvement with stu's disappearance.
822
00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:41,294
If either of you two were involved,
823
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:42,896
Now's the time to tell us.
824
00:29:42,964 --> 00:29:45,565
They don't know anything about it.
825
00:29:45,632 --> 00:29:47,533
Actually, stu came to me first
826
00:29:47,601 --> 00:29:49,535
Saying that he needed a place to hide.
827
00:29:49,603 --> 00:29:51,572
And I told him that he
needed to stop being a coward
828
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,274
And just face his problems like a man.
829
00:29:53,341 --> 00:29:56,808
Stu told me that I was the
only person that he trusted.
830
00:29:56,876 --> 00:29:58,309
That is so like you to think
831
00:29:58,377 --> 00:30:00,211
That you're the special one in the group.
832
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:01,613
Everything's about ruby.
833
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,248
I need attention?
834
00:30:03,315 --> 00:30:04,282
You're the one that throws herself
835
00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:05,417
At every guy that she meets.
836
00:30:05,484 --> 00:30:07,018
Oh, take it back, bitch!
837
00:30:07,086 --> 00:30:08,986
Okay, whoa, ladies, simmer down.
838
00:30:09,054 --> 00:30:10,521
Hold on chief, make her.
839
00:30:10,589 --> 00:30:13,658
Can you-- try to make her.
840
00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:16,227
Look, miss martino,
we know that you've had some
841
00:30:16,295 --> 00:30:18,296
Court-appointed anger management sessions
842
00:30:18,363 --> 00:30:20,431
And a prior for stalking
843
00:30:20,499 --> 00:30:21,799
Stu's business partner brian sampson.
844
00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:23,334
Oh, that?
845
00:30:23,402 --> 00:30:26,137
Stu introduced us at a party
and we totally hit it off.
846
00:30:26,205 --> 00:30:29,140
And then brian started
sending me mixed signals.
847
00:30:29,207 --> 00:30:30,774
Mixed signals.
848
00:30:30,842 --> 00:30:32,977
Okay, well, let's just say
849
00:30:33,044 --> 00:30:34,311
That you're a person of interest
850
00:30:34,379 --> 00:30:35,612
And we'd like you to stay in town.
851
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,881
Fine.
852
00:30:41,754 --> 00:30:43,087
Am I free to go too, now?
853
00:30:43,155 --> 00:30:46,321
Yeah, you too, miss j.
854
00:30:46,389 --> 00:30:50,358
Wait for me outside?
855
00:30:50,426 --> 00:30:54,595
Well, the preponderance
of evidence still points
856
00:30:54,663 --> 00:30:57,164
To stu being responsible
for brian sampson's murder.
857
00:30:57,232 --> 00:31:00,233
Although, in view of the
performance we just witnessed,
858
00:31:00,301 --> 00:31:01,601
I think we should re-review said evidence.
859
00:31:01,669 --> 00:31:02,835
- You can't re
-review something, shawn,
860
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,170
It's redundant.
861
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,804
Like re-repeat or re-reflect.
862
00:31:05,872 --> 00:31:08,707
You can if you've peated and flected twice.
863
00:31:08,775 --> 00:31:10,643
Need I remind you guys that
you haven't even been hired
864
00:31:10,711 --> 00:31:13,012
On this case, and therefore,
what you say doesn't matter?
865
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,147
- We haven't been hired?
- Nobody hired me.
866
00:31:15,214 --> 00:31:17,916
We'll call you if we need you.
867
00:31:24,689 --> 00:31:26,290
I'm sorry about stu.
868
00:31:26,357 --> 00:31:29,192
Oh, I'm sorry about putting
you in this situation.
869
00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:30,928
Hey, you were doing a good
thing for a great friend.
870
00:31:30,995 --> 00:31:31,929
I can't be mad at that.
871
00:31:31,996 --> 00:31:34,031
Thank you for understanding.
872
00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:37,469
So now that everything's out
in the open, let's agree.
873
00:31:37,536 --> 00:31:39,070
- Yes.
- No more secrets.
874
00:31:39,138 --> 00:31:41,139
Okay, agreed, yes. No more secrets.
875
00:31:41,207 --> 00:31:43,575
- All right.
- All right.
876
00:31:43,643 --> 00:31:45,010
Bottle and weave.
877
00:31:45,078 --> 00:31:47,079
- Really?
- Yeah.
878
00:31:47,146 --> 00:31:49,548
- Divorced.
- Oh.
879
00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:51,017
Baby daddy? - No.
880
00:31:51,084 --> 00:31:52,819
- Credit?
- 770.
881
00:31:52,886 --> 00:31:55,253
- Not bad.
- Yay!
882
00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:58,089
Oh, you guys.
883
00:31:58,157 --> 00:31:59,523
This is so nice.
884
00:31:59,591 --> 00:32:03,158
This feels good.
885
00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:05,459
I knew you were special
from the beginning, you.
886
00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:08,395
You had me at did you see the sunrise:
Part two.
887
00:32:08,463 --> 00:32:09,730
Uh, shawn?
888
00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:12,299
Uh, I'm gonna wait in the car.
889
00:32:12,367 --> 00:32:14,567
- All right.
- All right.
890
00:32:14,635 --> 00:32:16,368
I was right about her from the beginning.
891
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,103
She is amazing.
892
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,270
I am 110% on the ruby train now.
893
00:32:20,338 --> 00:32:22,472
Good, she just lost a dear friend.
894
00:32:22,539 --> 00:32:24,273
She needs us, gus. We're her rock.
895
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,774
- You mean, I'm her rock.
- Yes, you're her rock.
896
00:32:26,842 --> 00:32:28,475
I'm her anchor. - Stop it, shawn.
897
00:32:28,543 --> 00:32:29,776
- Stop what?
- You know what.
898
00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:31,977
- That?
- Yes, that.
899
00:32:32,045 --> 00:32:33,945
I only did that because
you said stop doing this.
900
00:32:34,013 --> 00:32:35,246
If I stop doing that, then what?
901
00:32:35,313 --> 00:32:36,613
Stop stopping it, shawn.
902
00:32:36,681 --> 00:32:38,615
You know, I think I know
what's going on here.
903
00:32:38,683 --> 00:32:40,884
You feel bad that you were
against ruby from the beginning
904
00:32:40,951 --> 00:32:42,418
So now you're trying to overcompensate
905
00:32:42,486 --> 00:32:44,587
By pushing your way into our relationship.
906
00:32:44,655 --> 00:32:46,522
But I'm not upset
907
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,356
Because I know deep down it's just your way
908
00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:50,025
Of saying I have a good thing in ruby
909
00:32:50,092 --> 00:32:52,895
And you don't wanna see me lose it.
910
00:32:52,962 --> 00:32:55,130
All right, you console your lady.
911
00:32:55,197 --> 00:32:56,464
I'll handle the case for a while.
912
00:32:56,532 --> 00:32:58,334
You mean, the case we didn't get hired on?
913
00:32:58,402 --> 00:33:01,037
You know how I roll.
914
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,508
Hey, old buddy, raise your
hand if you've missed you.
915
00:33:06,576 --> 00:33:08,510
Okay, hold on, let me guess.
916
00:33:08,578 --> 00:33:10,212
Police won't let you in on another case.
917
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,313
You want me to help you get around them.
918
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,180
I thought I was the psychic.
919
00:33:13,248 --> 00:33:16,283
But I come bearing gifts.
920
00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:18,818
I figured your slender toes
must get a little chilly
921
00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:20,254
Down here on the block.
922
00:33:20,321 --> 00:33:21,288
- They do.
- Yeah.
923
00:33:21,356 --> 00:33:22,456
Thank you.
924
00:33:22,524 --> 00:33:24,458
All right, what can I do for you?
925
00:33:24,526 --> 00:33:26,794
Is that big brian sampson on the slab?
926
00:33:26,862 --> 00:33:29,263
Yep. Handsome dude got a
big ol' hole in his pec.
927
00:33:29,331 --> 00:33:30,931
Let me ask you something.
What's the first thing
928
00:33:30,999 --> 00:33:32,433
That pops into your head when I say sampson?
929
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,001
A vacuum you can use in space.
930
00:33:34,068 --> 00:33:35,669
Thank you. Thank you.
931
00:33:35,736 --> 00:33:36,970
What can you tell me?
932
00:33:37,037 --> 00:33:39,038
Well, even though the bullet was not found,
933
00:33:39,106 --> 00:33:42,975
In my opinion, it likely came
from a winchester 70 rifle.
934
00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:45,743
Get out of this death igloo.
935
00:33:45,811 --> 00:33:47,378
You can tell that just
by looking at the hole?
936
00:33:47,446 --> 00:33:48,779
Correct you are, my nicely gelled friend.
937
00:33:48,847 --> 00:33:50,313
Allow me to demonstrate.
938
00:33:50,381 --> 00:33:53,816
Ooh.
939
00:33:53,884 --> 00:33:56,118
Of course, watermelon.
940
00:33:56,186 --> 00:33:57,119
Perfect substitute for the human head.
941
00:33:57,187 --> 00:33:58,821
Uncanny.
942
00:33:58,888 --> 00:34:00,489
Porterhouse simulates the human thigh.
943
00:34:00,556 --> 00:34:01,790
Yep.
944
00:34:01,858 --> 00:34:05,259
The maple wood simulates oak wood.
945
00:34:05,327 --> 00:34:06,594
Unfortunately, this is all academic
946
00:34:06,662 --> 00:34:08,129
Unless we can find the actual murder weapon.
947
00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:09,229
Believe me, you've helped
948
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,831
More than you could possibly know.
949
00:34:11,899 --> 00:34:14,867
Worces... Worcester.
950
00:34:14,935 --> 00:34:16,735
- The sauce?
- That doesn't make any sense.
951
00:34:16,803 --> 00:34:18,236
Westchester. - The county?
952
00:34:18,304 --> 00:34:19,971
Counties can't kill people, jules.
953
00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:22,006
Win....
954
00:34:22,074 --> 00:34:23,775
Win?
955
00:34:23,843 --> 00:34:25,243
- Chester!
- Yes!
956
00:34:25,311 --> 00:34:27,178
69...
957
00:34:27,246 --> 00:34:28,447
- 70.
- Yes!
958
00:34:28,515 --> 00:34:30,482
Jessica martino owns a winchester 70.
959
00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:33,252
That is a very good link to
the murder of brian sampson.
960
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,388
Let's pay miss martino a
little visit, shall we?
961
00:34:35,455 --> 00:34:37,890
I'll call gus, tell him and
ruby to stay away from jessica.
962
00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:40,656
what's up.
963
00:34:40,724 --> 00:34:42,725
Gus, stay away from jessica.
964
00:34:42,793 --> 00:34:44,494
You hooked up with her?
965
00:34:44,562 --> 00:34:46,363
What does that mean? No,
she might be the murderer.
966
00:34:46,430 --> 00:34:47,697
- What?
- Just make sure
967
00:34:47,765 --> 00:34:49,232
You and ruby don't go anywhere near her.
968
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:50,634
Don't worry about ruby, she's fine.
969
00:34:50,701 --> 00:34:51,835
She said she had to clear her head
970
00:34:51,903 --> 00:34:53,436
So she and derek went paragliding.
971
00:34:53,504 --> 00:34:54,337
You know, that's how they cope.
972
00:34:54,405 --> 00:34:55,872
Of course it is.
973
00:34:59,444 --> 00:35:02,779
Oh, this was a great idea, derek.
974
00:35:02,847 --> 00:35:05,148
Things have just been so
out of control this week.
975
00:35:05,216 --> 00:35:07,784
I really needed something
to take my mind off of stu.
976
00:35:07,852 --> 00:35:09,686
No problem.
977
00:35:09,754 --> 00:35:11,287
Okay, we're gonna glide down the valley
978
00:35:11,355 --> 00:35:12,589
And then hike back up.
979
00:35:12,656 --> 00:35:13,523
I'm just gonna put our coordinates in
980
00:35:13,591 --> 00:35:15,425
So we take the shortest path.
981
00:35:15,493 --> 00:35:17,427
Oh, who do you know in lone pine?
982
00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:19,495
You know, that's the area
that I told stu about.
983
00:35:19,563 --> 00:35:22,031
How did...
984
00:35:22,099 --> 00:35:23,599
Derek.
985
00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:26,702
It was you.
986
00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:29,705
Oh, no, no, there's no way.
987
00:35:29,773 --> 00:35:31,474
I really wish you hadn't seen that, ruby.
988
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,228
That was jules.
989
00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:41,863
They found the rifle in jessica's apartment.
990
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:42,998
They are booking her now.
991
00:35:43,066 --> 00:35:44,666
Man, she was crazy.
992
00:35:44,734 --> 00:35:46,601
Glad we found out now
before you guys hooked up.
993
00:35:46,669 --> 00:35:48,769
When was I ever gonna hook up with jessica?
994
00:35:48,837 --> 00:35:50,839
Shawn, please, you know honey was fly.
995
00:35:50,906 --> 00:35:52,974
She's a murderer, gus. Plus, it was creepy.
996
00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:55,576
She stalks brian, she dates derek.
997
00:35:55,644 --> 00:35:57,277
She was hot. - I know.
998
00:35:57,345 --> 00:35:58,478
With legs I could've climbed.
999
00:35:58,546 --> 00:36:01,146
What?
1000
00:36:01,214 --> 00:36:02,481
I don't know if it means anything,
1001
00:36:02,548 --> 00:36:04,049
But I think you guys would
make a great couple.
1002
00:36:04,117 --> 00:36:07,252
Maybe I should give you
my key to her apartment.
1003
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,388
Which is ironic because derek used to be
1004
00:36:09,456 --> 00:36:12,692
A big game hunter back
when he was dating jessica.
1005
00:36:12,759 --> 00:36:14,261
- You see, we're a tight
-knit group.
1006
00:36:14,328 --> 00:36:17,197
We look out for our own.
Isn't that right, guys?
1007
00:36:17,265 --> 00:36:18,832
Oh, no.
1008
00:36:18,899 --> 00:36:20,932
- What?
- Ruby's in danger.
1009
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,299
I'll explain on the way.
1010
00:36:22,366 --> 00:36:24,634
I just put my car in the shop.
1011
00:36:24,702 --> 00:36:26,602
Hold on tight.
1012
00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:31,272
I can't even process this, derek.
1013
00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:33,574
Stu was our friend. How could you kill him?
1014
00:36:33,642 --> 00:36:35,309
Friend?
1015
00:36:35,376 --> 00:36:37,511
Stu didn't understand the
meaning of true friendship.
1016
00:36:37,578 --> 00:36:39,512
True friends stand behind one another.
1017
00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:42,048
See, stu and I had a pact. - All right.
1018
00:36:42,115 --> 00:36:44,750
All right, I would make
brian pay for what he did
1019
00:36:44,817 --> 00:36:46,151
And then I was gonna let stu
1020
00:36:46,218 --> 00:36:47,485
Cash in on the insurance policy.
1021
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:49,654
- Right.
- And I held up my end.
1022
00:36:49,721 --> 00:36:50,988
Okay, uh...
1023
00:36:51,056 --> 00:36:52,789
But stu--stu decided to get a conscience.
1024
00:36:52,857 --> 00:36:55,492
Okay. Whoa! Ahh! Aah! Aah!
1025
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,793
Why--why don't, um,
1026
00:36:57,861 --> 00:37:02,430
Why don't you and I just make
a- -a pact right now?
1027
00:37:02,497 --> 00:37:04,965
A pact that neither of us is gonna kill me.
1028
00:37:08,036 --> 00:37:12,171
You have no idea the adrenaline rush you get
1029
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,173
When you track down and kill a man.
1030
00:37:14,241 --> 00:37:17,009
It's like lightning running down your spine.
1031
00:37:17,076 --> 00:37:20,511
None of this stuff compares.
1032
00:37:20,579 --> 00:37:24,081
I always sensed that you were
the strongest of the group.
1033
00:37:24,149 --> 00:37:26,482
And I envied jessica that
she got to be with you.
1034
00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:28,151
You know that?
1035
00:37:28,218 --> 00:37:30,319
Please don't insult my intelligence.
1036
00:37:30,387 --> 00:37:32,588
Fine, but I had to try.
1037
00:37:32,655 --> 00:37:34,289
You know what, you're a douche bag,
1038
00:37:34,357 --> 00:37:36,224
And quite frankly, as dumb as a wildebeest.
1039
00:37:36,291 --> 00:37:38,492
Sorry it had to end this way, ruby.
1040
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,027
No, derek! Please, no, please!
1041
00:37:40,095 --> 00:37:41,595
Hey, step away from my lady.
1042
00:37:41,663 --> 00:37:42,863
Please! Ahh!
1043
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,397
Don't move. One step and she's gone.
1044
00:37:44,465 --> 00:37:45,932
Gus.
1045
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,333
It's all about taking it to the next level.
1046
00:37:47,401 --> 00:37:48,868
Isn't that right, d?
1047
00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:50,569
I can see everything.
1048
00:37:50,637 --> 00:37:54,040
You killed brian sampson
because he ruined stu.
1049
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:59,078
Then you proudly told stu that you did it.
1050
00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:01,346
But instead of thanking you,
he totally freaked out.
1051
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:03,281
Because he wasn't crazy.
1052
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:04,783
And you knew it was only a matter of time
1053
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,651
Before he cracked and
went to the authorities.
1054
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,220
So you used your key to
get into jessica's place
1055
00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:10,688
To take back the rifle you gave her
1056
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:12,723
From your big game hunting days.
1057
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,457
- You done?
- Yeah.
1058
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:19,095
Finally, you tracked down
your buddy like a desert fox,
1059
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,897
And killed him,
making it look like a suicide.
1060
00:38:20,964 --> 00:38:23,966
Thus, pinning the murder
of brian sampson on stu.
1061
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:29,504
Aah!
1062
00:38:29,572 --> 00:38:31,637
Rubes.
1063
00:38:35,643 --> 00:38:39,444
Freeze! Sbpd!
1064
00:38:39,512 --> 00:38:41,180
You're not going anywhere.
1065
00:38:41,247 --> 00:38:42,647
I got him, shawn. Get off me.
1066
00:38:42,715 --> 00:38:44,149
What--what--shawn! - Aah.
1067
00:38:44,216 --> 00:38:46,716
Shawn! Shawn! Save me!
1068
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:49,517
Hang on tight, gus. -
1069
00:38:49,585 --> 00:38:51,252
- Come on, come on.
- Don't let go.
1070
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,222
- We'll see you at the bottom.
- Shawn!
1071
00:38:56,326 --> 00:38:57,460
All right, he's heading south.
1072
00:38:57,528 --> 00:38:58,761
Cover all clearings.
1073
00:38:58,829 --> 00:39:00,162
Back up, move south to open field.
1074
00:39:00,230 --> 00:39:01,697
Oh, he's not even hooked in.
1075
00:39:01,764 --> 00:39:03,198
Don't worry, when gus is scared,
1076
00:39:03,266 --> 00:39:05,100
He can cling to something
like a drowning cat.
1077
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,835
Don't let me die, shawn!
1078
00:39:24,651 --> 00:39:26,051
Gus!
1079
00:39:26,119 --> 00:39:27,686
- Almost there!
- Thank you, lord.
1080
00:39:27,754 --> 00:39:30,656
- Gus!
- De, that was amazing!
1081
00:39:30,724 --> 00:39:32,924
You manhandled a killer and
you took him to the ground.
1082
00:39:32,992 --> 00:39:34,993
It was nothing. A man protects his lady.
1083
00:39:35,061 --> 00:39:37,629
You're so brave.
1084
00:39:39,898 --> 00:39:41,365
Mwah!
1085
00:39:41,433 --> 00:39:43,300
Hey, I'm your rock. I'm your island.
1086
00:39:43,368 --> 00:39:44,668
Oh, I know.
1087
00:39:44,736 --> 00:39:46,036
Hey, how do you get this damn thing off?
1088
00:39:46,104 --> 00:39:48,839
Oh, here let me help you. You untwist this.
1089
00:39:48,906 --> 00:39:50,006
- You all right?
- Yeah.
1090
00:39:50,074 --> 00:39:51,508
What really happened?
1091
00:39:51,576 --> 00:39:53,543
I squeezed him so tight,
he passed out by accident.
1092
00:39:53,611 --> 00:39:55,045
Nice.
1093
00:39:55,112 --> 00:39:56,513
Oh, and my helmet smashed
into his chin by mistake.
1094
00:39:56,581 --> 00:39:59,149
Okay, we're gonna say that
you muscled up his back
1095
00:39:59,217 --> 00:40:00,850
And then you put him in a
sleeper hold on purpose.
1096
00:40:00,918 --> 00:40:02,786
Sounds good.
1097
00:40:09,257 --> 00:40:12,825
Next level's gonna be dope.
1098
00:40:12,893 --> 00:40:15,194
Ruby's home safe and sound.
1099
00:40:15,262 --> 00:40:17,329
There he is.
1100
00:40:17,397 --> 00:40:20,598
I gotta say, that was
awfully boyfriend-y of you,
1101
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:23,667
Jumping out there risking
death like that to save ruby.
1102
00:40:23,735 --> 00:40:25,168
She is lucky to have you, dude.
1103
00:40:25,236 --> 00:40:27,937
And I mean just you, all you,
nothing but the you.
1104
00:40:28,005 --> 00:40:29,272
Yeah, well, you know.
1105
00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,473
We're gonna take a breather for a while.
1106
00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:32,141
- We are?
- Yeah.
1107
00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:34,409
I mean, as you know our
relationship started off
1108
00:40:34,477 --> 00:40:37,279
A lot more actio
n-packed and exciting than most.
1109
00:40:37,346 --> 00:40:39,214
You mean, with people disappearing, dying,
1110
00:40:39,281 --> 00:40:40,381
And being arrested?
1111
00:40:40,449 --> 00:40:42,283
Yeah, and a lot of heavy foods.
1112
00:40:42,351 --> 00:40:45,352
So you two have decided to take a step back
1113
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:47,120
And evaluate if the attraction is real?
1114
00:40:47,188 --> 00:40:48,522
Yeah.
1115
00:40:48,589 --> 00:40:49,823
And then when everything
gets back to normal,
1116
00:40:49,890 --> 00:40:51,324
If the feelings are still there,
1117
00:40:51,392 --> 00:40:52,592
We'll start seeing each other again.
1118
00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:55,427
He's all growns up.
1119
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:59,364
Making growns-up decisions. What!
1120
00:40:59,431 --> 00:41:01,098
It was her idea, wasn't it?
1121
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:04,201
Of course it was. I was begging.
1122
00:41:04,269 --> 00:41:07,170
Oh, gus.
1123
00:41:07,238 --> 00:41:09,739
I did some soul searching too.
1124
00:41:09,806 --> 00:41:12,674
What if we had to go on the lam like stu,
1125
00:41:12,742 --> 00:41:16,511
And we ended up in the sierras
or someplace way far away
1126
00:41:16,579 --> 00:41:17,945
From civilization,
1127
00:41:18,013 --> 00:41:19,680
With no cell phones, and no water,
1128
00:41:19,748 --> 00:41:23,316
It was just us, and we're lost
never to be heard from again?
1129
00:41:23,384 --> 00:41:25,118
- That would suck.
- It sure would.
1130
00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:29,088
So then I started thinking, if that's us--
1131
00:41:29,156 --> 00:41:32,791
Death and starvation are imminent--
1132
00:41:32,859 --> 00:41:37,028
How long would you want me
to wait before I ate you?
1133
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:40,297
I won't dignify that with an answer, shawn.
1134
00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:42,299
It's a perfectly reasonable question.
1135
00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:43,466
It's like having a living will.
1136
00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:44,867
No one plans for that.
1137
00:41:44,935 --> 00:41:47,002
Jules, would you tell gus
it's normal for friends
1138
00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:48,504
To discuss when they'd like to be eaten
1139
00:41:48,571 --> 00:41:50,772
In the event of a tragic aliv
e-esque scenario?
1140
00:41:50,839 --> 00:41:53,207
- Eww!
- Thank you.
1141
00:41:53,274 --> 00:41:55,575
Believe it or not,
I'm with spencer on this one.
1142
00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:58,011
I would eat the three of
you in the following order:
1143
00:41:58,078 --> 00:42:00,146
O'hara, guster, then spencer.
1144
00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:01,614
I've also made a list of whose organs
1145
00:42:01,682 --> 00:42:03,383
I'd prefer in the event I need a transplant.
1146
00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:05,284
And I've planned for the contingency
1147
00:42:05,352 --> 00:42:06,685
Where I'm the last man on earth
1148
00:42:06,753 --> 00:42:07,853
And I need to choose one
person from the department
1149
00:42:07,921 --> 00:42:10,155
With whom to procreate.
1150
00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:15,427
Well, don't worry.
None of you made the list.
1151
00:42:15,495 --> 00:42:25,162
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