1 00:00:05,901 --> 00:00:07,501 Shawn, you have to understand why I'm conflicted here. 2 00:00:07,569 --> 00:00:09,036 It's very difficult to comfort you 3 00:00:09,104 --> 00:00:11,272 Over what is the worst sequel ever made. 4 00:00:11,339 --> 00:00:12,673 Dad... 5 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:15,208 Shawn, you are not gonna be eaten by a shark. 6 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,377 Sharks do not attack people willy-nilly. 7 00:00:17,444 --> 00:00:18,680 That's crazy. 8 00:00:18,747 --> 00:00:21,089 So many random scenarios have to line up. 9 00:00:21,157 --> 00:00:22,644 - Really? - Of course. 10 00:00:22,711 --> 00:00:24,435 First of all, the shark has to be hungry. 11 00:00:24,503 --> 00:00:26,594 He has to be attracted to jumping, kicking, 12 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:28,198 Or sudden movements in the water 13 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:30,165 Or maybe even somebody with a cut. 14 00:00:30,233 --> 00:00:31,614 But isn't it true 15 00:00:31,682 --> 00:00:33,275 That most shark attacks occur in 3 feet of water? 16 00:00:33,343 --> 00:00:34,522 Of course it is. 17 00:00:34,590 --> 00:00:36,575 But that's where the swimmers are. 18 00:00:36,643 --> 00:00:37,859 So that's a skewed sample. 19 00:00:37,927 --> 00:00:39,802 Do I watch for the fin? 20 00:00:39,877 --> 00:00:41,858 No, that only happens in the movies. 21 00:00:41,926 --> 00:00:43,800 You never see them coming. 22 00:00:43,874 --> 00:00:46,821 That's why they're called the silent killers. 23 00:00:46,895 --> 00:00:48,974 I thought that was hypertension. 24 00:00:49,042 --> 00:00:51,086 Either way, stop thinking about it. 25 00:00:51,153 --> 00:00:52,225 Could you do that? 26 00:00:52,293 --> 00:00:54,437 Yeah. 27 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:56,581 Okay. 28 00:00:56,649 --> 00:00:58,658 Anyways, don't they sleep during the day? 29 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,235 No, sharks never sleep. 30 00:01:00,303 --> 00:01:02,312 Just get out there, have some fun, 31 00:01:02,379 --> 00:01:04,288 And remember-- slow, steady movements. 32 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,563 Get in. 33 00:01:08,607 --> 00:01:10,314 That a boy. 34 00:01:54,063 --> 00:01:56,404 Aah! 35 00:02:05,595 --> 00:02:08,302 Carlton, what are you doing? 36 00:02:08,369 --> 00:02:09,771 No time to talk, o'hara. Just keep taking notes. 37 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:12,445 What's the rush? 38 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:14,383 That. 39 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:16,154 Every time we get a high-profile case, 40 00:02:16,222 --> 00:02:17,624 You know what's gonna happen next. 41 00:02:17,691 --> 00:02:19,162 Spencer's gonna waltz in here, 42 00:02:19,229 --> 00:02:21,200 Make some crazy proclamation about what happened, 43 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,304 And in five days, he's gonna be right. 44 00:02:23,372 --> 00:02:24,907 Well, not today. 45 00:02:24,975 --> 00:02:27,079 Mcnab? Hold back the wonder twins. 46 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:31,021 Oh, come on. Really, buzz? 47 00:02:31,089 --> 00:02:32,759 This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat 48 00:02:32,826 --> 00:02:35,432 And finding a guy to remove your "baja men" tattoo? 49 00:02:35,499 --> 00:02:37,569 Sorry, guys. He's really determined today. 50 00:02:37,637 --> 00:02:39,140 - Let's just go. - Yeah, you're probably right. 51 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:40,910 You don't want to go down there. 52 00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:42,780 I know how you feel about dead things. 53 00:02:42,848 --> 00:02:43,949 - What? - You know, the whole... 54 00:02:48,327 --> 00:02:50,630 Not only is that an affront to my character, shawn, 55 00:02:50,698 --> 00:02:52,668 But I'll have you know, I'm turning over a new leaf. 56 00:02:52,736 --> 00:02:54,372 I'm now hardened. I've seen it all. 57 00:02:54,439 --> 00:02:56,242 You've seen it all through the cracks in your fingers 58 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,413 While you're hiding your eyes. You know what? That's it. 59 00:02:58,481 --> 00:02:59,949 We've been doing this for four years. 60 00:03:00,017 --> 00:03:01,286 I don't need you to look out for me. 61 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:02,922 I have a new name now. 62 00:03:02,989 --> 00:03:05,293 For now on, I want you to call me "guts." 63 00:03:05,361 --> 00:03:08,333 - We all call you that. - No. "guts," shawn. 64 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,002 - What--what are you saying? - "guts"! 65 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,605 - You're saying "guts"? - Yes. 66 00:03:11,673 --> 00:03:13,542 - That's too close to gus. - You know, never mind. 67 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,315 Call me "old ironside. " - michael ironside? 68 00:03:16,382 --> 00:03:18,318 Old iron stomach-- 69 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:19,821 That's me. 70 00:03:19,888 --> 00:03:22,091 Carlton, you can't solve a case in four minutes. 71 00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:24,296 Can't I? I think I can. I've seen it done. 72 00:03:24,364 --> 00:03:25,999 - Not by you. - Thanks for that. 73 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:27,635 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 74 00:03:27,703 --> 00:03:30,908 You are a great detective. It's just that-- 75 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:34,013 There's a piercing in the skin. 76 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,985 There are lots of them. It's a shark attack. 77 00:03:37,053 --> 00:03:38,655 No. 78 00:03:38,723 --> 00:03:41,393 No, this one's different. It's cleaner. 79 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:46,134 It's a knife wound. A knife wound? 80 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:49,508 - Spencer would say it. - You're not him. 81 00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:51,444 And thank the sweet lord for that. 82 00:03:52,781 --> 00:03:54,683 It's now or never, o'hara. 83 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:57,455 Week after week, I sit idly by 84 00:03:57,523 --> 00:04:00,460 Doing life-sucking, soul-eating detailed police work 85 00:04:00,528 --> 00:04:02,463 While he just bounces in 86 00:04:02,531 --> 00:04:04,099 And hops from one wild conclusion to the next, 87 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:05,401 Only to be right. 88 00:04:05,469 --> 00:04:07,037 This knife wound is good. It's big. 89 00:04:07,105 --> 00:04:09,308 And I'm gonna jump on it before he does. 90 00:04:09,376 --> 00:04:11,946 Today I'm going to out-spencer spencer. 91 00:04:12,013 --> 00:04:14,916 All right, mcnab. Send them down. 92 00:04:14,984 --> 00:04:16,817 Go ahead. 93 00:04:16,885 --> 00:04:19,185 Carlton, no good can come of this. 94 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:21,253 It can only end disastrously. 95 00:04:21,321 --> 00:04:23,955 If by disastrously you mean triumphantly, 96 00:04:24,022 --> 00:04:25,456 Then, yes, I agree. 97 00:04:25,524 --> 00:04:28,658 If not, I would like to invite you, in the nicest way possible, 98 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,793 To shut it. 99 00:04:30,861 --> 00:04:32,294 Is this the same shark spotted last week 100 00:04:32,361 --> 00:04:33,728 By the whale-watching boat? 101 00:04:33,796 --> 00:04:36,030 Can you give us any details on the shark attack? 102 00:04:36,098 --> 00:04:37,831 Well, we've got a couple problems with that. 103 00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:39,833 First of all, our victim is a john doe. 104 00:04:39,901 --> 00:04:42,402 And what's the other problem? 105 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:45,205 - Watch how I do this. - Please don't make me. 106 00:04:45,272 --> 00:04:49,441 Our victim wasn't killed by a shark. 107 00:04:49,509 --> 00:04:52,110 He was murdered. 108 00:04:52,178 --> 00:04:55,580 no, seriously. 109 00:04:55,648 --> 00:04:57,615 No, I'm--I'm not kidding. He was murdered. 110 00:04:57,683 --> 00:05:00,050 What about those things that look like shark bites? 111 00:05:00,118 --> 00:05:01,651 Yeah, those are shark bites. 112 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,853 and those at the shoulder? 113 00:05:03,921 --> 00:05:06,656 Yes, those are also shark bites. 114 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,223 Can you spell your last name? 115 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:10,058 Are you telling me you don't know how to spell lassiter? 116 00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:11,994 No, I do. I just want to see if you did. 117 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,762 one follow-up question. 118 00:05:13,829 --> 00:05:16,363 Does the shark have an alibi? 119 00:05:16,431 --> 00:05:18,365 Do you think the shark can have a fair trial 120 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:19,866 In this jurisdiction, 121 00:05:19,934 --> 00:05:22,168 Or will you have to pick your jury from the aquarium? 122 00:05:30,809 --> 00:05:37,044 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 123 00:05:37,648 --> 00:05:41,283 * in between the lines, there's a lot of obscurity * 124 00:05:41,351 --> 00:05:44,420 * I'm not inclined to resign to maturity * 125 00:05:44,487 --> 00:05:46,088 * if it's all right * 126 00:05:46,156 --> 00:05:48,090 * then you're all wrong * 127 00:05:48,158 --> 00:05:52,660 * but why bounce around to the same damn song * 128 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:56,762 * you'd rather run when you can crawl * 129 00:05:59,065 --> 00:06:00,632 * I know you know * 130 00:06:00,699 --> 00:06:02,499 * that I'm not tellin' the truth * 131 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:04,301 * I know you know * 132 00:06:04,369 --> 00:06:06,003 * they just don't have any proof * 133 00:06:06,071 --> 00:06:07,104 * embrace the deception * 134 00:06:07,171 --> 00:06:08,772 * learn how to bend * 135 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,907 * your worst inhibitions * 136 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:13,009 * tend to psych you out in the end * 137 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,794 "detective dipstick at it again?" 138 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:21,362 What the hell do they mean "again"? 139 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:25,032 It's the courier. It's not even a real newspaper. 140 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,867 Besides, nobody reads the paper these days anyway. 141 00:06:26,935 --> 00:06:28,769 - Why didn't you stop me? - Oh, I don't know. 142 00:06:28,837 --> 00:06:31,705 I guess I was busy rsvping my invitation to "shut it." 143 00:06:31,773 --> 00:06:33,740 - Sorry about that. - Yeah. 144 00:06:33,808 --> 00:06:35,809 Look, you can still salvage this. 145 00:06:35,877 --> 00:06:37,377 We just forget yesterday ever happened, 146 00:06:37,445 --> 00:06:38,878 And we find out who it was that washed ashore. 147 00:06:38,946 --> 00:06:40,280 I've been at this all night. 148 00:06:40,347 --> 00:06:42,581 Nobody's been reported missing locally or statewide. 149 00:06:42,649 --> 00:06:45,416 I can't even I.D. The body. I'm the worst detective ever. 150 00:06:45,484 --> 00:06:47,284 Mr. Dipstick... 151 00:06:47,352 --> 00:06:49,886 Might I get you to sign my copy of today's paper? 152 00:06:49,954 --> 00:06:51,688 Okay, that is libel... 153 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:52,989 Or slander. 154 00:06:53,057 --> 00:06:54,457 It's also copyright infringement. 155 00:06:54,525 --> 00:06:56,025 I registered this six months ago. 156 00:06:56,093 --> 00:06:57,226 He did. Also "officer whoopsie." 157 00:06:57,294 --> 00:06:58,694 - I forgot about that. - Yeah. 158 00:06:58,762 --> 00:07:01,196 Don't worry, you get 5% of any action-figure money 159 00:07:01,264 --> 00:07:02,765 When hasbro comes on board. 160 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,833 - This is your fault, spencer. - My fault? 161 00:07:04,901 --> 00:07:06,101 Yeah, you got all up in my head. 162 00:07:06,169 --> 00:07:07,403 okay, first of all, 163 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,937 I wouldn't last five minutes in your head. 164 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:10,505 That was just some innocent ribbing between colleagues. 165 00:07:10,572 --> 00:07:11,939 But here's the thing... 166 00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:13,941 I honestly think you're on the right track, lassie. 167 00:07:14,009 --> 00:07:15,175 If you hadn't had mcnab stop us, 168 00:07:15,243 --> 00:07:16,610 We probably would have made the same guess. 169 00:07:16,678 --> 00:07:17,711 I would have guessed ape attack. 170 00:07:17,779 --> 00:07:20,514 Gus, it's never, ever an ape attack. 171 00:07:20,581 --> 00:07:21,982 Oh, it will be. Mark my words. 172 00:07:22,049 --> 00:07:23,516 You saw the knife wound, did you not? 173 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:24,950 It looked like a knife wound, 174 00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:26,852 And I've regretted it ever since I said it. 175 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,253 No. Don't regret it. 176 00:07:28,321 --> 00:07:29,654 Don't you see? 177 00:07:29,722 --> 00:07:31,356 This should be the best moment of your life. 178 00:07:31,423 --> 00:07:33,157 You should-- you should feel liberated... 179 00:07:33,225 --> 00:07:36,959 In your guts, because you're following your guts! 180 00:07:37,026 --> 00:07:39,994 You found the piece that didn't fit, 181 00:07:40,062 --> 00:07:42,463 And even though you don't know how it connects, 182 00:07:42,531 --> 00:07:45,298 You announced it to the world anyway. 183 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:47,666 Spencer, one loose end doesn't make it foul play. 184 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,001 - It doesn't? - How do you think 185 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,369 We've stayed in business these last four years? 186 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,037 But what if it does, lassie? We're comrades now. 187 00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:56,705 I do this all the time. I can walk you through this. 188 00:07:56,773 --> 00:07:58,407 This is just the weird part 189 00:07:58,474 --> 00:08:00,442 Of the "spit out a crazy theory" process. 190 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:02,144 You say it, everyone thinks you're crazy, 191 00:08:02,211 --> 00:08:04,046 You're incompetent, you should probably color your sideburns. 192 00:08:04,113 --> 00:08:05,914 Truth... 193 00:08:05,982 --> 00:08:07,882 We're one in the same. 194 00:08:07,950 --> 00:08:10,784 We're "shassie" now. We're "sharlton." 195 00:08:10,852 --> 00:08:12,085 We're "spencitter." 196 00:08:12,153 --> 00:08:15,154 Oh, my god. 197 00:08:15,222 --> 00:08:17,256 Make no mistake. This is definitely your fault. 198 00:08:17,323 --> 00:08:18,423 I've heard that, 199 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:19,590 But I'm trying to figure out how. 200 00:08:19,658 --> 00:08:20,957 We are going to the coroner's office, 201 00:08:21,025 --> 00:08:22,225 And you're coming with. 202 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,230 Sweet. I love that guy. 203 00:08:25,298 --> 00:08:28,502 All right, I can take it. 204 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:29,903 It was a shark attack, right? 205 00:08:29,971 --> 00:08:31,504 I was told to wait. 206 00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:32,505 For what? 207 00:08:32,573 --> 00:08:34,740 Woody! 208 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:37,642 Hello, friend. Now we can begin. 209 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:40,178 The victim was chewed off just below the waist... 210 00:08:40,246 --> 00:08:41,646 - Tin tummy. - Iron stomach. 211 00:08:41,714 --> 00:08:43,715 Was found wearing a very expensive watch, 212 00:08:43,783 --> 00:08:45,617 Not waterproof... 213 00:08:45,684 --> 00:08:47,552 Which is not typical of a serious boatsman. 214 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,321 We have no fingerprints, naturally, 215 00:08:49,389 --> 00:08:51,389 As there-- there are no fingers. 216 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,859 Continue. Cut off at the wrist, huh? 217 00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,460 Interesting. 218 00:08:57,528 --> 00:08:59,361 Is there anything to help us I.D. Him? 219 00:08:59,429 --> 00:09:01,396 Dental records were inconclusive. 220 00:09:01,464 --> 00:09:04,231 We do have the remnants of a belt, 221 00:09:04,299 --> 00:09:06,365 Which means the man probably had a wallet on him 222 00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:07,967 Which would likely still be inside the shark, 223 00:09:08,035 --> 00:09:10,035 Until it's digested. 224 00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:11,236 At the very least, we could find a finger in there 225 00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:12,304 We could get a print off of. 226 00:09:12,372 --> 00:09:14,439 - How do you feel? - Peachy. 227 00:09:14,506 --> 00:09:17,641 All right, I give up. Our prime suspect is a shark. 228 00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:19,309 What? You're giving up on the murder thing already? 229 00:09:19,377 --> 00:09:20,810 What about the suspicious stab wound? 230 00:09:20,878 --> 00:09:22,612 Well, now that I look at it, 231 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,247 You know, in the lights and everything, 232 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:25,848 It looks just like a shark-bite wound. 233 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:28,951 Don't do it, lassie. Don't...Do it. 234 00:09:29,019 --> 00:09:30,586 Stick to your guns. 235 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,321 Follow your instincts. 236 00:09:32,389 --> 00:09:34,689 Believe in yourself like I believe in you. 237 00:09:34,757 --> 00:09:36,057 Do not start singing right now. 238 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:38,159 Actually, lassie, 239 00:09:38,226 --> 00:09:40,160 That particular wound- it's intriguing. 240 00:09:40,228 --> 00:09:42,061 Now, I'm not saying it's likely, 241 00:09:42,129 --> 00:09:44,096 But I cannot, in good conscience, 242 00:09:44,164 --> 00:09:45,897 According to my oath, say it is not a knife wound. 243 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:48,099 What do you mean? 244 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,800 You see, it's... 245 00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:53,003 It's jagged, like a tooth mark, 246 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,005 But it's slightly different from the others. 247 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,708 It's difficult to tell without finding the rest of the body, 248 00:09:58,776 --> 00:10:00,476 But it could have been made by a knife. 249 00:10:00,544 --> 00:10:02,144 So you're saying I could have been right? 250 00:10:02,212 --> 00:10:03,412 Well, the knife would have to have 251 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,746 Many of the characteristics of shark teeth. 252 00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:06,314 What would this knife look like? 253 00:10:06,381 --> 00:10:09,351 Well, uh, probably something... 254 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,253 Like this. 255 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:13,923 And then we've got, you know, the teeth... 256 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:15,423 Jagged there. Sure. 257 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:18,493 Dear god, what am I doing? 258 00:10:18,561 --> 00:10:20,362 This is half a man. 259 00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:21,797 It's all right. Look. Look at that. 260 00:10:21,864 --> 00:10:23,332 You see that? You see it match? 261 00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:25,834 - It's a reach. - Reach? Lassie... 262 00:10:25,902 --> 00:10:27,501 Do you ever get tired of being wrong, 263 00:10:27,569 --> 00:10:28,736 Of being beaten to the punch? 264 00:10:28,804 --> 00:10:29,970 Would you trust your guts 265 00:10:30,038 --> 00:10:31,971 And let those reporters know 266 00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:34,473 That it is them who are actually the dipsticks? 267 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:37,242 All right. Let's get a chopper in the air, 268 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:39,444 Get us a boat and a decent fishermen. 269 00:10:39,512 --> 00:10:41,246 We're gonna find this shark, slice it open, I.D. The victim, 270 00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:43,448 And then we're gonna figure out who wanted to murder him. 271 00:10:43,516 --> 00:10:45,050 Yes! Do my theories sound that insane? 272 00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:46,284 Sometimes insaner. 273 00:10:46,352 --> 00:10:48,619 - So we're back on murder? - Shut it. 274 00:10:48,687 --> 00:10:51,489 You say that again, I shoot you. 275 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:54,092 That is the spirit, man. You are back on the crazy train. 276 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,661 You want to know how I do it next? 277 00:10:56,728 --> 00:10:58,762 That felt like a reluctant no. We should follow. 278 00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:09,570 What in the world is going on here? 279 00:11:09,638 --> 00:11:12,139 Somebody put out a $10,000 reward 280 00:11:12,207 --> 00:11:13,506 For the capture of the shark. 281 00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:15,208 Now every nut job in town with an outboard 282 00:11:15,276 --> 00:11:16,776 Is hitting the water trying to find it. 283 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,544 Whoa! - Is that dynamite? 284 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:19,878 Wait, wait, wait. 285 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,481 Stop right there, you backwoods hill people. 286 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,516 There is evidence in that shark! 287 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,783 Get back-- 288 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,651 Have you got a license for that? 289 00:11:27,718 --> 00:11:29,786 This is where it gets harder. 290 00:11:29,853 --> 00:11:32,386 Leave me alone. 291 00:11:32,454 --> 00:11:34,756 Sir, I need to commandeer your boat. 292 00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,355 It's vegetarian. 293 00:11:36,423 --> 00:11:38,423 Okay, so you're telling me 294 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:39,957 That every boat you have has been rented. 295 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:42,023 Every lure, every reel. 296 00:11:42,091 --> 00:11:45,588 $10,000 reward is a lot of money, officer. 297 00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:48,021 Really? You see this? 298 00:11:48,089 --> 00:11:50,156 Well, that ain't gonna make a boat suddenly appear. 299 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:52,024 It isn't gonna fix my engine either. 300 00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:54,226 Really? All right, then, how about this? 301 00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:56,228 Carlton! 302 00:11:56,295 --> 00:11:57,962 Check with me tomorrow. 303 00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:00,164 I may have this thing up and running by dawn. 304 00:12:00,231 --> 00:12:01,698 No, no, tomorrow's way too late. 305 00:12:01,766 --> 00:12:03,967 I need you to fix thing thing now! 306 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,935 You're worse than that guy in the papers. 307 00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:07,637 What's his name, detective... 308 00:12:07,704 --> 00:12:10,006 - Dipstick! - Not another word! 309 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:11,540 Who's that? 310 00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:13,275 He's not with me. 311 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:18,315 I can't believe I'm supporting this, 312 00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:20,085 But I have managed to secure a police boat. 313 00:12:20,152 --> 00:12:21,886 Sweet! We can put our heads together-- 314 00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:25,055 Two mismatched partners off on a harebrained adventure. 315 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:27,090 Spencer, I want nothing to do with you. 316 00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:29,091 We are not compadres. We are not partners. 317 00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:30,892 We are nothing. Are we at least amigos? 318 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,661 - Homeboys? - Platonic soul mates? 319 00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:34,863 No. Shove off, captain. 320 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:36,797 I've got a man-eating shark to catch 321 00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:38,798 With evidence inside. 322 00:12:38,866 --> 00:12:41,433 It's almost as if we're not invited. 323 00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:45,136 No. 324 00:12:45,204 --> 00:12:47,171 Oh, no. 325 00:12:47,239 --> 00:12:48,539 No, no, no, no, not you too. 326 00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:49,840 What? 327 00:12:49,908 --> 00:12:51,608 You're going after the shark reward? 328 00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:52,976 What? What are you, crazy? 329 00:12:53,044 --> 00:12:54,978 What's with all the equipment? 330 00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:56,480 This stuff belongs to a buddy of mine. 331 00:12:56,548 --> 00:12:58,449 We're gonna go out, and we're gonna hunt some marlin. 332 00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:00,451 Wayans? Well, it's about time. 333 00:13:00,519 --> 00:13:03,288 Get out there, quick, before they make another white chicks. 334 00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:06,557 White chicks was hilarious, shawn. 335 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,792 Look, carlton, so you didn't catch the shark. 336 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,894 It doesn't mean you're a bad cop. 337 00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:12,295 It only means that you're a bad-- 338 00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:15,030 Fisherman? I'm sorry... 339 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,166 Were you about to say that I'm a bad fisherman? 340 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,767 That's not what I meant. I am only saying 341 00:13:18,835 --> 00:13:20,501 That what happened today is not a reflection 342 00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:21,902 On your abilities as a detective. 343 00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:24,370 I was being supportive. By saying I'm a bad fisherman. 344 00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:26,305 Only comparatively... I mean, I didn't see 345 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,406 Anybody else get their tie caught in a reel 346 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,241 Or fire their gun pointlessly into the water. 347 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,842 It wasn't pointlessly! 348 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,245 I told you, that driftwood looked like a dorsal fin. 349 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,181 Then why did you yell freeze and hold your badge up first? 350 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,383 Force of habit. 351 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,717 And we both know that we got skunked, 352 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,619 Because we got stuck with inadequate gear. 353 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,054 - It looked fine to me. - Are you k-- 354 00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:44,956 I would have had better luck 355 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,957 Just politely asking the fish to jump in the boat. 356 00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:49,392 Trust me, o'hara, you know nothing about fishing. 357 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,494 Actually, I once spent three weeks with my dad 358 00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:52,829 On a charter off islamorada. 359 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,396 We fed tarpon by hand. 360 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,397 You know what, little miss "I obviously have daddy issues"? 361 00:13:56,465 --> 00:13:58,832 If you want me to take a trip down memory lane with you, 362 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,668 Why don't you start by not insulting the core of my being? 363 00:14:01,736 --> 00:14:04,103 Fishing is one of my top-five skills... 364 00:14:04,171 --> 00:14:06,472 Right behind profiling and skee-ball. 365 00:14:06,539 --> 00:14:08,740 Carlton, you are taking this personally. 366 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,542 I am only suggesting that we bring in an expert. 367 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,410 Well, maybe I'm suggesting that you shut it! 368 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,945 Wow. 369 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:18,681 Wow. 370 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,482 I am so sorry. 371 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:22,483 I-I'm just dehydrated. 372 00:14:29,056 --> 00:14:31,024 Hey! I haven't seen that thing in two years. 373 00:14:31,092 --> 00:14:33,559 Man, I need to get my numbers up. 374 00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:35,394 We haven't had a paying case in three weeks. 375 00:14:35,462 --> 00:14:36,661 Don't you worry. 376 00:14:36,729 --> 00:14:38,730 I'm about to crack the shark murder case. 377 00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:39,797 What? You're kidding, right? 378 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,199 Check this out. 379 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,801 Shark tooth fi-letter. - Filleter? 380 00:14:44,869 --> 00:14:46,436 This thing probably... Kind of makes 381 00:14:46,503 --> 00:14:48,738 The same, exact wound we saw at the coroner's office. 382 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,506 - Let me get this straight- - you're doing real police work, 383 00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,208 And lassiter's following some crazy hunch? 384 00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,775 Stranger things have happened. 385 00:14:54,843 --> 00:14:56,210 Name one. 386 00:14:56,277 --> 00:14:58,178 Michelle pfeiffer dated fisher stevens. 387 00:14:58,246 --> 00:15:00,080 And then he actually cheated on her. 388 00:15:00,147 --> 00:15:01,548 It really wasn't about the reward. 389 00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:02,849 It's about keeping the water safe. 390 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,884 But, uh, we got him. We brought him in. 391 00:15:04,952 --> 00:15:06,185 And, uh... 392 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,320 We'll make a few dinners out of him. 393 00:15:17,214 --> 00:15:19,679 Ha! I knew you lied to me at the marina. 394 00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:21,214 I did not lie to you. 395 00:15:21,282 --> 00:15:22,882 I was going out to hook a marlin, 396 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,650 And I hooked a killer shark instead. 397 00:15:24,718 --> 00:15:27,053 Now I'm a hero and $10,000 richer-- 398 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,187 Serendipity. 399 00:15:28,255 --> 00:15:29,722 We need to see that shark. 400 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,124 Oh, what? Oh, so now you're interested in fishing? 401 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,559 Sort of. Gus and I need a subject 402 00:15:33,627 --> 00:15:35,027 For an icky thump-ology experiment 403 00:15:35,095 --> 00:15:36,462 We're doing in our tree-house lab. 404 00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:38,497 The study of fish is called ichthyology, shawn. 405 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:39,731 That's right, gus. 406 00:15:39,798 --> 00:15:41,466 Remind me to put it on my list of funny words, 407 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,701 Right between avuncular and mangrove. 408 00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:45,070 We just need to see the shark's teeth 409 00:15:45,138 --> 00:15:46,739 To see if they match a wound. 410 00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,107 Wait a second. 411 00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:50,374 Are you workin with detective dipstick on this? 412 00:15:50,441 --> 00:15:52,608 - You're calling him that too? - I tried not to. 413 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:53,942 It just rolls right off the tongue. 414 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:55,810 Where is this thing, in the fridge? 415 00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,444 Shawn, what do you think? It's 9 feet long! 416 00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:58,846 I have it on ice, 417 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:02,215 But it's at an undisclosed location. 418 00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:03,483 I'm getting something. 419 00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:06,252 It's not dull. Sharp's storage! 420 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,487 Disclosed. 421 00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:10,323 Did you just pretend to be a psychic, to me? 422 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,658 - Sorry. It's force of habit. - Nobody is touching that shark. 423 00:16:12,726 --> 00:16:14,493 We will be in and out in a matter of minutes. 424 00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,628 I've got a photographer coming down tomorrow morning 425 00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:17,963 To take a picture of me with it. 426 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,099 - What, for your facebook page? - No. Magazine. 427 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,500 - Fish digest? - Bald guys quarterly? 428 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,767 Coot's life? 429 00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:25,236 Stop it. 430 00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:26,838 Well, I feared it would be a spencer 431 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,339 That got to that shark before me. 432 00:16:28,407 --> 00:16:30,108 I just can't believe it turned out to be the other one. 433 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:31,643 I think I should be offended. Gus? 434 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:34,111 Compliment to you. Insult to your dad. 435 00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:35,913 Well-executed two-fister. Nice, lassie. 436 00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,814 That shark is part of my ongoing investigation, 437 00:16:37,882 --> 00:16:39,382 And I need to see it, spencer. 438 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,950 Oh, that seems to be going around. 439 00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:43,185 Henry, I'm appealing to you as a policeman and a father. 440 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,887 What the hell do you know about being a father? 441 00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,288 It's official! You heard detective dipstick. 442 00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:48,656 Let's do this. 443 00:16:56,864 --> 00:16:58,398 There isn't somebody here to let you in? 444 00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,165 He was here. He was here. He had the key. 445 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,432 Are you sure you can do this? 446 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,201 I can do anything I want! 447 00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,941 - Son of a-- - whoa. 448 00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:12,842 Lassie, I know what you're thinking. 449 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,410 But I am not getting any pleasure 450 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:16,545 Out of your "beflusterment" at this moment. 451 00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:18,813 Not true-- I'm getting a fair amount. 452 00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:20,381 But I'm still on your side. 453 00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:22,083 Well? 454 00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,118 Don't look at me like that. 455 00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,753 That fish was gonna pay for my new roof. 456 00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:29,522 Well, this is just great. Someone steals my shark. 457 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,390 Now they're impeding a police investigation, 458 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,387 And what's more, I look like a total fool. 459 00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:35,590 I get it--all of a sudden, this is all about you. 460 00:17:35,657 --> 00:17:37,024 - Oh, don't you get all... - Lassie. 461 00:17:37,092 --> 00:17:38,726 - Self-righteous on me, henry. - Father! 462 00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,161 I am in the middle of a murder investigation, 463 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:42,395 And all you're worried about is your stupid prize money. 464 00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:44,264 - A murder investigation? - Look, guys... 465 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,731 I can't believe I'm saying this, 466 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:49,034 But let's be reasonable. 467 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,769 -...And hid it in a freakin' storage... 468 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,637 - Where did the lock... - Pick up a telephone. 469 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,105 Say, "hey, lassiter, I"-- 470 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,875 The thief was here recently, within the hour. 471 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,810 I couldn't pick up my phone. 472 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,211 I dropped it in the water. Would you cut the crap? 473 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,746 You sound worse than your kid! 474 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,882 See that trail of ice? It's barely melted. 475 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,616 That means whoever did this is still near. 476 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,785 So what, you're gonn track a shark on land? 477 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,653 Somehow it seems eier than doing it on the water. 478 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,154 I'm pretty sure it's not. 479 00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:13,189 I will track this thing just like I tracked that sea lion 480 00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:14,724 To the deepest part of the big blue. 481 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,959 You stole a guy's old gps coordinates r that, shawn. 482 00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:19,594 That changes the result how? 483 00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:22,661 I can narrow it down to that way. 484 00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:24,395 Give me your keys. - No. 485 00:18:24,463 --> 00:18:26,230 - It's a few blocks away. - I don't care. 486 00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:29,265 - Dad! - It's right there! 487 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,900 Dad! 488 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,269 I'm sensing your shark. It's nearby. 489 00:18:34,337 --> 00:18:36,838 Warm up your super-sniffer. We're gonna need it. 490 00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:38,673 I got it. 491 00:18:38,741 --> 00:18:40,708 we'll drive. 492 00:18:44,779 --> 00:18:46,613 The toothed beast is here. 493 00:18:46,681 --> 00:18:47,847 Where? 494 00:18:47,915 --> 00:18:49,515 Somewhere... 495 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,284 O...O-over--over there. 496 00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:53,551 Here. - Shawn... 497 00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:55,152 No, it's this general... 498 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:59,025 It's this general a-area here. 499 00:18:59,093 --> 00:19:00,493 Probably... 500 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:05,497 Stuffed back behind these large beads of... 501 00:19:05,564 --> 00:19:07,098 I'm wrong! 502 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:10,067 It's this way. It's-- 503 00:19:10,135 --> 00:19:13,236 Oh, my gosh. Yeah. It's definitely over there. 504 00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,105 That's just-- that's just foul. 505 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:19,078 Aah! 506 00:19:19,146 --> 00:19:20,780 Oh! 507 00:19:20,847 --> 00:19:23,115 Aah! 508 00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:25,749 aah! 509 00:19:25,817 --> 00:19:27,483 Oh! 510 00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:31,419 No. I'm okay. 511 00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:32,820 And thank you so mh 512 00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:37,391 For helping get the big, dead shark off of me! 513 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,860 Someone didn't want us to find the contents 514 00:19:39,927 --> 00:19:43,596 Of this shark's belly. 515 00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:45,597 We're looking at a cover-up. 516 00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:48,366 Actually, you're looking at the wrong shark. 517 00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:50,202 - Who the hell are you? - Dr. Kimberly phenix. 518 00:19:50,269 --> 00:19:52,204 I run the ocean studies department at the university. 519 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:54,873 I'm also a pretty decent shark expert. 520 00:19:54,941 --> 00:19:56,441 I didn't call for a shark expert. 521 00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:57,775 Actually, you did. 522 00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,278 Your partner called me yesterday, but I was out. 523 00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:02,713 So you're the one they call, um, detective dipstick? 524 00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:05,682 Detective lassiter, carlton lassiter. 525 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,817 Head detective carlton lassiter. 526 00:20:07,885 --> 00:20:09,419 That's okay. I read the article. 527 00:20:09,486 --> 00:20:12,254 Had some bad ink myself too. The press can be so snarky. 528 00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:13,855 So how'd you find us? 529 00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,390 I followed you from sharp's storage. 530 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,991 I was the one honking as you ran through all the red lights. 531 00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:18,293 Whoa. That is the god-given right 532 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,694 Of any working police officer, lady. 533 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:22,097 Yeah, I was talking about him. 534 00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,432 So I saw you on tv when you caught this guy. 535 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,867 Can't say I wasn't a little impressed. 536 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,036 Ah, well, thank you, miss, I, uh-- 537 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,770 Miss--that's sweet, but it's doctor. 538 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,405 Or just kim. But not dr. Kim, 539 00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:34,874 'cause I'm not a radio show host. 540 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,375 All right, doctor-- kim-- 541 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,145 I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you 542 00:20:39,213 --> 00:20:40,379 About that fish. - Yeah, me too. 543 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,982 I've done my homework. This is the shark. 544 00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:44,250 It's a man-eater, and it's rare for these waters. 545 00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:45,885 You're right, but only kind of. 546 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,154 The shark you're looking for is indeed galeocerdo cuvier-- 547 00:20:48,222 --> 00:20:50,090 - A what? - A tiger shark. 548 00:20:50,157 --> 00:20:52,124 - Very good. - Thank you. 549 00:20:52,192 --> 00:20:55,060 But the shark that attacked that poor man 550 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,861 Is probably more in the neighborhood of a 17-footer, 551 00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:58,162 Not this little guy. 552 00:20:58,230 --> 00:21:01,099 Wait a minute. That is not a little guy. 553 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,000 Duly noted. And, yeah, it is. 554 00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:04,702 Incidentally, I was, um... 555 00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,938 Glad to see that it was a former cop who caught the shark 556 00:21:07,005 --> 00:21:08,139 Instead of a shark hunter. 557 00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:09,574 My intentions were good. 558 00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:11,175 He wanted the reward in a big, big way. 559 00:21:11,243 --> 00:21:13,377 I was trying to keep the water safe for the children. 560 00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:14,912 Were you, really? 561 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,647 All right, the reward crossed my mind, 562 00:21:16,715 --> 00:21:18,982 But a divorced man has to build his nest egg. 563 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:21,818 Did you just casually slip the word divorced 564 00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:24,354 Into a sentence to an apparently single woman? 565 00:21:24,422 --> 00:21:26,956 Did you just casually slip single woman into your response? 566 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,791 Touche. 567 00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:31,127 - Is this really happening? - Yes. 568 00:21:31,195 --> 00:21:33,033 I think your dad is totally in there. 569 00:21:33,101 --> 00:21:34,635 Oh, please, gus, where's the decorum? 570 00:21:34,702 --> 00:21:36,303 he's hitting on this poor woman 571 00:21:36,371 --> 00:21:38,005 In the middle of a crime scene. 572 00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:40,540 Shawn, you did that three times in the last year. 573 00:21:40,608 --> 00:21:42,108 I'll be right there. 574 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,642 A leg just washed up over on dodd beach. 575 00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:45,978 Let's go. - Care to join us? 576 00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:49,648 - I'd love to. - After you. 577 00:21:49,716 --> 00:21:52,517 Man, he's got every play in your book. 578 00:21:52,585 --> 00:21:54,586 Or have you been using his playbook all along? 579 00:21:54,653 --> 00:21:56,721 What? 580 00:21:56,789 --> 00:21:58,756 It's not a book. It's a binder. 581 00:22:01,659 --> 00:22:05,094 - What happened to you? - I don't want to talk about it. 582 00:22:05,161 --> 00:22:07,395 who's that? 583 00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:09,196 My dad brought a date. 584 00:22:09,264 --> 00:22:10,628 I didn't know he was seeing anyone. 585 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,062 He met her today. 586 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,761 He brought a woman he just met to an autopsy? 587 00:22:13,829 --> 00:22:15,094 Yeah, who does that? 588 00:22:15,162 --> 00:22:16,461 Shut up. 589 00:22:16,528 --> 00:22:18,660 Maybe if we wait long enough, 590 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,161 We'll be able to piece this poor guy together ourselves. 591 00:22:22,698 --> 00:22:24,331 I know how you feel, young man. 592 00:22:24,399 --> 00:22:26,696 You just--you have to breathe. In, out. 593 00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:28,230 Come on, in, out. That's it. 594 00:22:28,298 --> 00:22:30,130 Concentrate on your breathing. 595 00:22:30,198 --> 00:22:31,998 You'll do fine. 596 00:22:32,066 --> 00:22:34,934 Massive tissue loss. - 597 00:22:35,002 --> 00:22:37,669 Partially denuded bone, and some odd markings 598 00:22:37,737 --> 00:22:39,304 Right here near the ankle. 599 00:22:39,372 --> 00:22:41,773 Almost like he was tethered to something, 600 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,941 Like a-a surfboard. 601 00:22:44,009 --> 00:22:45,009 Do we have an I.D. On this guy yet? 602 00:22:45,076 --> 00:22:46,610 Still pending. 603 00:22:46,677 --> 00:22:49,145 We do have some preliminary data, and I-it's a bit odd. 604 00:22:49,213 --> 00:22:51,513 It appears imbedded right here. 605 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:55,484 Surface tissue... With completely different dna. 606 00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:57,752 The shark must have had this tissue wedged in its teeth 607 00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:59,287 When he chomped down on this poor guy. 608 00:22:59,355 --> 00:23:00,488 So what does this mean? 609 00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:02,757 It means there was a second victim. 610 00:23:09,492 --> 00:23:10,426 The prevailing wisdom 611 00:23:10,494 --> 00:23:12,428 Is that shark attacks are random acts 612 00:23:12,995 --> 00:23:15,697 Committed by a beast driven only by its next meal. 613 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:18,732 But I have a theory that these attacks occur 614 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,401 Under conditions determined by a number of variables-- 615 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,369 Air and water temperatures, currents, time of year, 616 00:23:23,437 --> 00:23:24,770 Things of that sort. 617 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,905 And they're anything but random. 618 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,274 - Here you go. - Thank you. 619 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,109 What? I'm responsible for everyone? 620 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,344 The machine's right outside the door. 621 00:23:39,884 --> 00:23:41,617 Anyway, by properly isolating the variables, 622 00:23:41,685 --> 00:23:43,152 We can extrapolate the data 623 00:23:43,219 --> 00:23:45,053 To predict and even prevent future attacks. 624 00:23:45,121 --> 00:23:46,354 Any questions? 625 00:23:46,422 --> 00:23:48,090 Yes. How long before the fingers 626 00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:49,725 Inside the shark's stomach are digested 627 00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:51,260 And no longer usable for prints? 628 00:23:51,327 --> 00:23:53,061 Carlton, there's more than one victim now. 629 00:23:53,129 --> 00:23:55,029 The idea of murder is seeming like a stretch. 630 00:23:55,097 --> 00:23:56,631 Maybe we should focus on the fact 631 00:23:56,698 --> 00:23:58,098 That there's a shark out there eating people. 632 00:23:58,166 --> 00:23:59,333 Yes, but that doesn't mean 633 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,901 That our first victim wasn't murdered 634 00:24:00,968 --> 00:24:02,535 Before he fell into the water and was devoured by the shark. 635 00:24:02,603 --> 00:24:03,870 So, o'hara-- 636 00:24:03,938 --> 00:24:06,072 Do not invite me to shut it. 637 00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:07,439 I-I wasn't going to. 638 00:24:07,507 --> 00:24:10,342 Can you please tell me where this thing is? 639 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:11,910 Yeah. Based on currents 640 00:24:11,978 --> 00:24:13,678 And where the body and the leg washed ashore, 641 00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:15,113 I can give you a better approximation, 642 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:16,814 But I'll need some time to run the numbers. 643 00:24:16,882 --> 00:24:18,616 Great. O'hara, let's get down to that marina 644 00:24:18,684 --> 00:24:20,050 And get ourselves some real equipment 645 00:24:20,118 --> 00:24:22,052 And find the right shark before some idiot in a sea bus 646 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:23,853 Rolls over it with a propeller. 647 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:25,855 Lassie, I have never been more in love with you 648 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:26,856 Than I am at this moment. 649 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,290 You are virtually insane! 650 00:24:28,358 --> 00:24:30,159 Getting real equipment is going to be a problem. 651 00:24:30,226 --> 00:24:32,661 The mayor just upped the reward to $50,000. 652 00:24:32,728 --> 00:24:35,363 50,000? 653 00:24:35,431 --> 00:24:36,531 Uh, sorry. 654 00:24:36,598 --> 00:24:38,132 What the hell are we waiting for? 655 00:24:38,199 --> 00:24:39,333 Let's get down there. 656 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,176 Is it true the reward's been increased? 657 00:24:49,244 --> 00:24:51,842 Yes, the reward has been increased to $50,000 658 00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:53,642 In an effort to keep the beaches open 659 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,009 During the holiday weekend. 660 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:57,878 However, I would like to implore 661 00:24:57,946 --> 00:25:00,414 The overzealous middle-school dropouts in the crowd 662 00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:02,382 To exercise restraint. 663 00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:03,850 Here's the bottom line. 664 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:06,052 I'm not going to commandeer your boats, per se, 665 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,153 Although I believe I can. 666 00:25:08,221 --> 00:25:10,289 Just know that you'll be performing 667 00:25:10,356 --> 00:25:12,525 A great community service 668 00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:14,094 If you turn it over us. 669 00:25:14,162 --> 00:25:15,495 Otherwise, I will be arresting you 670 00:25:15,563 --> 00:25:17,631 For hindering a police investigation. 671 00:25:17,698 --> 00:25:20,233 What? O'hara, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 672 00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:22,535 come here. 673 00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:24,204 Don't go anywhere. 674 00:25:24,271 --> 00:25:25,672 What? What, what? 675 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:28,041 We found a guy matching the victim's description. 676 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,143 Great! Figure out what he does and who he is. 677 00:25:30,211 --> 00:25:31,411 We know who he is. 678 00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:32,912 He's a web millionaire from seattle. 679 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,180 He came down a couple days ago. 680 00:25:34,248 --> 00:25:36,282 Okay, that's a really strong maybe. 681 00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:38,183 So put mcnab on it and get yourself some dramamine, 682 00:25:38,251 --> 00:25:39,919 Because we are gonna stay on that police boat 683 00:25:39,987 --> 00:25:41,320 Till we find the shark! 684 00:25:41,388 --> 00:25:42,922 - We found his car. - Wow! Nice! 685 00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,923 I'm still kind of talking to the sea trash. 686 00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:46,858 It's in the parking lot! 687 00:25:46,925 --> 00:25:48,525 - This parking lot? - Yes! 688 00:25:48,593 --> 00:25:50,059 It was abandoned three nights ago, 689 00:25:50,127 --> 00:25:52,394 And you need to see what's inside. 690 00:25:52,462 --> 00:25:53,994 - Okay, let's go. - Yeah. 691 00:25:58,662 --> 00:26:01,862 His name is dante pavan. 692 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:04,299 He has quite the personal crusade going on. 693 00:26:04,366 --> 00:26:06,901 He's an ocean activist, big-time. 694 00:26:06,968 --> 00:26:08,468 Oil drilling, whale-watching excursions-- 695 00:26:08,536 --> 00:26:09,835 You name it, he's against it. 696 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,037 Looks like he's brought his personal crusade 697 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:13,805 To santa barbara. Did he bring a boat? 698 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,639 Nope. And no record of a rental or a purchase. 699 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,908 Never even checked into his hotel. 700 00:26:17,975 --> 00:26:20,009 How did he get so far out in the current 701 00:26:20,077 --> 00:26:22,711 With his expensive watch and slacks without a boat? 702 00:26:22,779 --> 00:26:24,979 He's been known to stage crazy, elaborate protests. 703 00:26:25,047 --> 00:26:26,747 How crazy? 704 00:26:26,815 --> 00:26:28,482 Well, he once threw himself into a commercial fishing net 705 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:29,883 While a load was being pulled in. 706 00:26:29,951 --> 00:26:32,749 He chained himself to a buoy to protest whaling. 707 00:26:32,817 --> 00:26:34,252 That actually made the news. 708 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,592 He did the same thing on an oil-tanker anchor. 709 00:26:37,659 --> 00:26:39,926 Rather odd markings here near the ankle, 710 00:26:39,994 --> 00:26:42,995 Almost like he was tethered to something. 711 00:26:43,063 --> 00:26:44,330 Lassie, where'd you go? 712 00:26:44,397 --> 00:26:45,864 We were totally videotaping your speech. 713 00:26:45,932 --> 00:26:47,266 And we need you to sign a release 714 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,800 For america's funniest home videos. 715 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:50,635 We're wrapping things up. We've identified our victim. 716 00:26:50,703 --> 00:26:52,670 What, that's it? You're not going after the shark? 717 00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:54,705 The only reason we needed the shark was to I.D. The body, 718 00:26:54,773 --> 00:26:56,173 Which we've done-- dante pavan. 719 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,408 He's an ocean activist nut job from seattle. 720 00:26:58,476 --> 00:27:00,676 Leads an extreme group called oceans first. 721 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,378 That's so thin. You're acting insane. 722 00:27:03,446 --> 00:27:04,945 No, what's insane, spencer, 723 00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:06,714 Is that I've been listening to you for the last several days. 724 00:27:06,781 --> 00:27:09,283 This is who I am- I am comforted by the facts, 725 00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:10,783 And these facts solve crimes. 726 00:27:10,851 --> 00:27:12,618 This was a shark attack, not a murder. 727 00:27:12,685 --> 00:27:14,352 Lassie, mark my words, 728 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:16,020 There is something in that shark. 729 00:27:16,088 --> 00:27:17,489 Why else would somebody steal my dad's 730 00:27:17,556 --> 00:27:18,756 And open the thing up? 731 00:27:18,824 --> 00:27:19,924 I don't know, spencer. 732 00:27:19,991 --> 00:27:21,325 Somebody wanted the reward money, 733 00:27:21,393 --> 00:27:23,593 And they figured out they got the wrong one. 734 00:27:23,661 --> 00:27:25,762 That doesn't make any sense. 735 00:27:25,829 --> 00:27:27,696 O'hara, check any, uh, snorkeling excursions, 736 00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:29,098 Whale-watching tours-- 737 00:27:29,165 --> 00:27:31,466 See if anyone had a dante pavan on the docket. 738 00:27:31,534 --> 00:27:33,201 Bye, gentlemen. 739 00:27:33,269 --> 00:27:35,303 This is where we part ways. 740 00:27:36,705 --> 00:27:38,372 So what? You want to go home, 741 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:39,873 Or you want to go watch your dad 742 00:27:39,941 --> 00:27:42,075 Hit on that lady doctor for a while? 743 00:27:42,142 --> 00:27:43,976 I'd rather dip my jewels in honey, 744 00:27:44,044 --> 00:27:45,744 Then go on a bear watch. 745 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:48,112 Our work here is not finished. 746 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,780 There's something in that shark. 747 00:27:49,848 --> 00:27:52,616 We need someone to take us out to sea. 748 00:27:52,684 --> 00:27:54,618 Hey, uh... 749 00:27:54,685 --> 00:27:56,353 Excuse--if you could-- 750 00:28:01,491 --> 00:28:04,326 - What are you doing? - How do you make that sound? 751 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:09,730 ee! Eeee! Eeeee... 752 00:28:15,669 --> 00:28:18,170 You all know me. 753 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,806 No, we don't. 754 00:28:20,874 --> 00:28:24,443 You know how I make my living. 755 00:28:24,511 --> 00:28:26,611 We're still unclear on who you are. 756 00:28:26,679 --> 00:28:28,613 I'm a psychic, jack! 757 00:28:28,681 --> 00:28:30,848 Check your papers, not the front-- 758 00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:33,217 Page five and further back, sometimes the personals. 759 00:28:33,285 --> 00:28:35,953 But believe me... It's all there. 760 00:28:36,021 --> 00:28:39,990 We remember shabby, don't we? Shabby the sea lion? 761 00:28:40,058 --> 00:28:41,425 Well, I tracked him at sea, 762 00:28:41,493 --> 00:28:44,061 Found out where the poor fellow was murdered... 763 00:28:44,128 --> 00:28:45,495 In the entire ocean, 764 00:28:45,563 --> 00:28:47,196 The exact spot. 765 00:28:47,264 --> 00:28:48,363 Tell them, gus. 766 00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:49,999 I'd rather not. 767 00:28:50,066 --> 00:28:52,603 You know what else? I found an abandoned boat... 768 00:28:52,671 --> 00:28:53,939 At sea at night. 769 00:28:54,007 --> 00:28:56,809 I have keen senses. My senses are very keen. 770 00:28:56,876 --> 00:28:59,111 You know what? I'm gonna lay out my history for you people, 771 00:28:59,178 --> 00:29:00,612 And by the end of it, 772 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,381 You're all gonna be begging for my services, okay? 773 00:29:03,449 --> 00:29:05,349 Four months ago, guy walks into our office, 774 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:07,050 Says, "help me. I'm a lycan." 775 00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:08,717 Gus is like, "you're made out of seaweed?" 776 00:29:08,785 --> 00:29:11,386 I said, "no, no, gus. He's a werewolf." 777 00:29:11,454 --> 00:29:13,855 We dressed up like civil war people, 778 00:29:13,922 --> 00:29:17,357 And gus looked like denzel washington in glory. 779 00:29:17,425 --> 00:29:19,359 And some guy built a tunnel... 780 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:21,294 About two years ago, 781 00:29:21,361 --> 00:29:23,529 Some chick got hit in the head with a tennis-- 782 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,096 You know what? Screw that case. 783 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,998 I looked at my partner. 784 00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:29,433 It was like looking at a child lost in a shopping mall. 785 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,901 Luckily, I'd solved the case. 786 00:29:31,968 --> 00:29:34,202 The football players were protecting their bonuses, 787 00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:36,437 And that is why they left the disembodied foot 788 00:29:36,505 --> 00:29:38,005 On the path in the forest. 789 00:29:38,073 --> 00:29:39,906 - That's not why they did it. - Yeah, well, uh... 790 00:29:39,973 --> 00:29:41,273 That one still confuses me. 791 00:29:41,341 --> 00:29:43,876 The point is, that is but 20 792 00:29:43,943 --> 00:29:46,478 Of my many, many cases that I have solved. 793 00:29:46,546 --> 00:29:49,315 You can read the book when I learn how to type. 794 00:29:49,382 --> 00:29:51,217 Sir, the fact that you haven't left 795 00:29:51,284 --> 00:29:53,787 Shows me you're not afraid of my gift... 796 00:29:55,390 --> 00:30:00,094 And are ready to use it to catch this shark. 797 00:30:00,162 --> 00:30:02,163 I think we have ourselves a boat. 798 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,603 Are we gonna get to sing sea chanteys 799 00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:10,007 Or any other kind of chanteys? 800 00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:13,209 Do you have dramamine, or should I just bring my own? 801 00:30:13,277 --> 00:30:15,278 Oh, gus wants to know if you have cable on your boat, 802 00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:16,913 Because it's the season finale of leverage, 803 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,181 And his tivo's on the fritz. 804 00:30:18,248 --> 00:30:19,849 Your job is to shut up. 805 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,517 Okay, that's good. That's easy. 806 00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:23,085 I was worried I would draw swabbing the decks, 807 00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:24,586 Which is far more difficult than remaining quiet. 808 00:30:24,654 --> 00:30:25,988 You're failing at your job right now. 809 00:30:26,055 --> 00:30:27,155 Says you. 810 00:30:27,223 --> 00:30:29,157 Says the definition of shut up. 811 00:30:29,225 --> 00:30:32,795 Yeah. I need to get off this boat. 812 00:30:32,863 --> 00:30:35,764 Gus, don't be leon from the like of prayer video... 813 00:30:35,832 --> 00:30:37,400 Or anything, for that matter. 814 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:40,036 We might actually get to see a whale. 815 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,937 Fine. But after the whale. 816 00:30:42,005 --> 00:30:45,474 Hey. You're on chum duty, princess. 817 00:30:53,879 --> 00:30:55,078 Nice. 818 00:31:04,783 --> 00:31:07,084 All right, magician, where do we go? 819 00:31:07,151 --> 00:31:10,787 Well, uh, sharks are very unpredictable, you know, 820 00:31:10,854 --> 00:31:12,788 Silent, but deadly. 821 00:31:12,856 --> 00:31:15,191 If it is he who smelt it, 822 00:31:15,259 --> 00:31:16,892 Then... 823 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,727 It is also he who-- 824 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:20,262 Who most likely dealt it. 825 00:31:20,330 --> 00:31:22,397 What the hell are you talking about? 826 00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:24,132 Uh... 827 00:31:24,199 --> 00:31:25,666 These attacks occur under conditions 828 00:31:25,734 --> 00:31:27,167 Determined by a number of different variables-- 829 00:31:27,235 --> 00:31:29,069 Air and water temperature, time of year, currents, 830 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,204 And they're anything but random. 831 00:31:31,272 --> 00:31:34,607 I am sensing a number of variables here-- 832 00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:37,342 Uh, air and water temperatures, currents, the time of year. 833 00:31:37,410 --> 00:31:39,544 The shark is definitely in a pattern. 834 00:31:39,612 --> 00:31:42,547 Are you a biologist or a psychic? 835 00:31:42,615 --> 00:31:44,582 well... 836 00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:53,090 The reef! Yes. 837 00:31:53,158 --> 00:31:54,459 I can see it, the reef. 838 00:31:54,526 --> 00:31:57,328 There is a harem of seals gathered there to mate 839 00:31:57,396 --> 00:32:00,330 And make succulent fondues. 840 00:32:00,398 --> 00:32:03,633 The shark is also there... 841 00:32:03,701 --> 00:32:04,968 Waiting. 842 00:32:05,036 --> 00:32:07,704 I know that spot. 843 00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:11,741 A pod seals has been settled in the area. 844 00:32:11,808 --> 00:32:13,842 You might be worth something after all. 845 00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:15,877 Ha! 846 00:32:15,944 --> 00:32:19,580 But I believe it's a... It is a harem of seals. 847 00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:21,915 Ah! I've heard it both ways. 848 00:32:26,919 --> 00:32:29,187 Hang in there, buddy. 849 00:32:31,389 --> 00:32:33,255 okay, we need to find out 850 00:32:33,323 --> 00:32:35,323 What kind of protest stunt pavan pulled 851 00:32:35,391 --> 00:32:37,658 In order to get himself accidentally eaten by a shark. 852 00:32:37,726 --> 00:32:39,759 Maybe it wasn't a stunt. 853 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:41,326 Maybe it wasn't even an accident. 854 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,325 Maybe we jumped off murder too soon. 855 00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:45,025 You with spencer on this now? 856 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:47,525 Come on, o'hara, I just got my head back on straight. 857 00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:49,824 Look at this letter I found in the courier from last month. 858 00:32:49,892 --> 00:32:51,024 The courier? No. 859 00:32:51,091 --> 00:32:52,524 I would rather french-kiss a hobo 860 00:32:52,591 --> 00:32:53,991 Than read anything in that rag. 861 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,526 Wow. A simple "I don't like the writing" 862 00:32:55,593 --> 00:32:57,327 Would have made your point. 863 00:32:57,395 --> 00:33:00,029 I'm sorry, o'hara--that paper is not allowed in this station. 864 00:33:00,097 --> 00:33:01,731 So you're going to ignore a clue 865 00:33:01,798 --> 00:33:03,365 Because you don't like a reporter? 866 00:33:03,433 --> 00:33:05,000 Hate. Hate is the word, o'hara, 867 00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:06,901 And, yes, no good can be found in that paper, 868 00:33:06,969 --> 00:33:09,403 Except maybe the obituary for reporter chad gorsuch. 869 00:33:09,471 --> 00:33:10,504 - Really? - An untimely death-- 870 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:12,405 Self-inflicted and painful. 871 00:33:12,473 --> 00:33:14,974 Later to be referred to as gor-suching yourself. 872 00:33:15,042 --> 00:33:17,609 No! He's on a respirator and dying slowly! 873 00:33:17,677 --> 00:33:20,044 Oh, that was very therapeutic. 874 00:33:20,112 --> 00:33:22,080 I actually feel quite better. 875 00:33:22,147 --> 00:33:23,580 What do you got? 876 00:33:23,648 --> 00:33:25,715 It's an open letter to "the criminal fishing industry 877 00:33:25,783 --> 00:33:27,016 Of santa barbara." 878 00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:29,519 It's fancily worded and a little rambling, 879 00:33:29,586 --> 00:33:31,820 But it basically says, "stop your illegal fishing practices, 880 00:33:31,888 --> 00:33:33,555 Or I will." 881 00:33:33,623 --> 00:33:35,023 So he was taking on the whole industry? 882 00:33:35,091 --> 00:33:37,658 - Question is- -who was he going after first? 883 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,700 Move faster, you pantywaist! 884 00:33:45,768 --> 00:33:46,968 Time's wasting! 885 00:33:47,036 --> 00:33:50,138 There's 200 other lines in the water right now! 886 00:33:50,206 --> 00:33:52,506 Oh, that is really gross, huh? 887 00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:53,841 You need to take over. 888 00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:55,809 - I can't do that. - Why not? 889 00:33:55,877 --> 00:33:57,810 I've got to have one hand free to do this. 890 00:33:57,877 --> 00:33:59,710 Ask tanner to do it. 891 00:33:59,778 --> 00:34:02,712 - He says he has a bad wing. - What the hell does that mean? 892 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:04,581 I don't know! I don't speak salty fisherman. 893 00:34:04,649 --> 00:34:05,882 What's going on down here? 894 00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:07,718 We're right over the reef. 895 00:34:07,786 --> 00:34:09,586 I need more, psychic. 896 00:34:09,654 --> 00:34:11,990 Well, I need, uh, quiet... 897 00:34:12,057 --> 00:34:13,757 Is what I need. 898 00:34:13,825 --> 00:34:16,593 Is there a bed in there that I can lay down on 899 00:34:16,661 --> 00:34:18,662 And a pillow that doesn't smell like fish? 900 00:34:18,729 --> 00:34:21,731 What the-- 901 00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:23,833 I'm also gonna need a little boy's room. 902 00:34:23,901 --> 00:34:25,767 * chum, chum * 903 00:34:39,447 --> 00:34:41,181 - Hello? - Hey, dad, help me out here. 904 00:34:41,249 --> 00:34:42,983 I need the number for that doctor lady. 905 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:45,018 - Shawn, what are you doing? - Nothing. 906 00:34:45,086 --> 00:34:46,452 Shawn... 907 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,556 Okay, fine, it, uh- -it rhymes with pfark punting. 908 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:51,957 Shawn, please tell me 909 00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:53,791 That you're not going after that shark. 910 00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:55,292 I just need to talk to your lady friend. 911 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,128 - Well, you can't. - Why not? 912 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:58,596 She's in the bathroom. 913 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,631 - She's there? - Yes. 914 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:01,932 of course she is. 915 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,933 Fine. It's fine. 916 00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:05,435 Have her tell you through the door 917 00:35:05,502 --> 00:35:07,070 Where the shark is, 918 00:35:07,137 --> 00:35:09,972 Because inside its belly is evidence in a murder case. 919 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,840 Shawn, I'm hanging up. 920 00:35:11,908 --> 00:35:13,509 No, no, no, wait a sec. Dad, dad, dad, dad. 921 00:35:13,577 --> 00:35:15,244 Just tell her to give me a phrase, 922 00:35:15,312 --> 00:35:17,179 Just a phrase--anything. 923 00:35:17,247 --> 00:35:19,014 Something that sounds oceanographery-ish. 924 00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:22,016 Good-bye. 925 00:35:22,084 --> 00:35:23,818 Dad. 926 00:35:23,885 --> 00:35:25,886 That figures. 927 00:35:25,954 --> 00:35:28,588 What do we got? We got, uh... 928 00:35:28,655 --> 00:35:29,555 We got maps, 929 00:35:29,623 --> 00:35:32,425 Charts, things with... 930 00:35:32,493 --> 00:35:35,094 Longitude and all the 'tudes! 931 00:35:36,965 --> 00:35:38,165 Oh... 932 00:35:43,071 --> 00:35:46,039 Bull's-eye, bull's-eye, bull's-eye. 933 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,815 Dante pavan, he's an ocean activist nut job from seattle. 934 00:36:09,725 --> 00:36:11,526 It's jagged... 935 00:36:11,594 --> 00:36:13,027 Like a tooth mark. 936 00:36:13,095 --> 00:36:15,096 A knife would have to have many of the characteristics 937 00:36:15,164 --> 00:36:17,131 Of shark teeth, like this... 938 00:36:21,769 --> 00:36:22,869 What are you still doing down-- 939 00:36:22,936 --> 00:36:24,303 Shh. 940 00:36:24,371 --> 00:36:26,472 I know who the killer is. 941 00:36:26,539 --> 00:36:27,806 Who? 942 00:36:27,874 --> 00:36:30,976 We're on his boat. 943 00:36:35,082 --> 00:36:37,516 - How do you know tanner-- - shh! 944 00:36:37,584 --> 00:36:40,317 how do you know tanner is the killer? 945 00:36:40,385 --> 00:36:42,018 Tanner has a stack of violation 946 00:36:42,086 --> 00:36:43,718 As deep as the ocean floor. 947 00:36:43,786 --> 00:36:45,787 Pavan was an activist, remember? 948 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,488 Tanner is just the kind of old-school violator 949 00:36:47,556 --> 00:36:48,889 That he was railing against. 950 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,591 That's just circumstantial. 951 00:36:50,658 --> 00:36:52,926 - Who are you, lassiter? Wh- -what about these? 952 00:36:52,994 --> 00:36:55,261 - Shark-toothed knives? - Exactly! 953 00:36:55,329 --> 00:36:57,229 One of those could have made that wound. 954 00:36:57,297 --> 00:36:59,965 Wait a second... Where's the medium one? 955 00:37:00,033 --> 00:37:02,167 - Exactly, gus- - where is the medium one? 956 00:37:02,235 --> 00:37:03,968 It's missing. You want to know why? 957 00:37:04,036 --> 00:37:06,804 Because tanner used it to... 958 00:37:06,872 --> 00:37:08,206 Kill pavan. 959 00:37:08,273 --> 00:37:09,673 That's nothing but a wild guess. 960 00:37:09,741 --> 00:37:11,975 It fits somehow, gus. 961 00:37:12,043 --> 00:37:13,910 That's why lassiter's always a half a step behind us, 962 00:37:13,977 --> 00:37:16,045 Because we follow our instincts, 963 00:37:16,112 --> 00:37:17,779 And your first instinct is pure, 964 00:37:17,847 --> 00:37:19,281 And you got to grab it- hey, shawn! 965 00:37:19,348 --> 00:37:21,082 I got him! 966 00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:24,216 I got the son of a bitch! 967 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:27,820 Don't just stand there- help me haul it in! 968 00:37:27,887 --> 00:37:29,521 Guster! Dynamite. 969 00:37:29,588 --> 00:37:31,722 Get that dynamite! 970 00:37:31,790 --> 00:37:33,291 Are you crazy? We're taking this thing in. 971 00:37:33,359 --> 00:37:34,625 No, we're not. 972 00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:37,095 We're gonna destroy it before it destroys us! 973 00:37:37,162 --> 00:37:38,729 Now go! 974 00:37:42,867 --> 00:37:46,368 Surface tissue... With completely different dna. 975 00:37:46,436 --> 00:37:48,636 Shark must have had this tissue wedged in his teeth 976 00:37:48,704 --> 00:37:50,137 When he chomped down on this poor guy. 977 00:37:50,205 --> 00:37:52,039 You were the other victim, weren't you, tanner? 978 00:37:52,107 --> 00:37:53,441 Come again? 979 00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:55,643 That shark took a bite out of you. 980 00:37:55,711 --> 00:37:57,812 It was your tissue weed in his teeth 981 00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,781 With your dna. 982 00:37:59,848 --> 00:38:03,650 Yeahyou've been in trouble with various regulatory agencies 983 00:38:03,718 --> 00:38:05,985 For years, but you wouldn't change. 984 00:38:06,053 --> 00:38:08,988 Dante pavan tried to stop you once and for all. 985 00:38:09,055 --> 00:38:11,357 That's why you killed him in a struggle, 986 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:13,692 Got rid of the evidence the best way you knew how-- 987 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,293 Drawing a shark in to devour the body, 988 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:18,294 Stab wound and all. 989 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:19,962 But somehow, the shark got the knife 990 00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:24,233 And a piece of you too. 991 00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:25,634 When they caught that first shark, 992 00:38:25,702 --> 00:38:27,736 You stole it and sliced him open... 993 00:38:27,804 --> 00:38:29,170 'cause you thought the only evidence 994 00:38:29,238 --> 00:38:32,369 That could bring you down was stuck in its belly. 995 00:38:32,437 --> 00:38:33,937 But it was the wrong shark! 996 00:38:34,005 --> 00:38:36,572 And you're not gonna stop until you find the right shark 997 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,874 And get rid of the evidence inside of him for good. 998 00:38:40,744 --> 00:38:43,378 Forget this! 999 00:38:44,981 --> 00:38:47,748 What the hel are you doing, boy? 1000 00:38:47,816 --> 00:38:49,016 You're finished, tanner. 1001 00:38:49,084 --> 00:38:52,652 Oh, I think this is gonna get messy. 1002 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:53,886 I'm the one with the knife, man. 1003 00:38:53,954 --> 00:38:56,521 Oh! If that shark couldn't take me down, 1004 00:38:56,589 --> 00:38:58,890 I don't think you 1005 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,291 And the retching pantywaist 1006 00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:02,993 Here will--aah! 1007 00:39:03,061 --> 00:39:04,695 That's for calling me a pantywaist. 1008 00:39:04,763 --> 00:39:07,731 There's no shame in having a gag reflex. 1009 00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:09,532 It's a sign that I'm highly evolved. 1010 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,201 I did a bit of research, and what I found was-- 1011 00:39:12,269 --> 00:39:13,369 Gus, he's out cold. 1012 00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:14,870 Oh. 1013 00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:18,139 It was nice, though. 1014 00:39:18,207 --> 00:39:21,008 Do you have any idea how to drive this thing? 1015 00:39:24,843 --> 00:39:26,676 Lassie. I'll be needing a favor from you. 1016 00:39:26,744 --> 00:39:28,410 Will you please make sure 1017 00:39:28,478 --> 00:39:31,613 That the chief gets one of these? 1018 00:39:31,681 --> 00:39:34,119 Well, of course I'll make sure she gets one of these. 1019 00:39:34,187 --> 00:39:36,188 I promise. 1020 00:39:36,256 --> 00:39:38,123 You know, I don't write the headlines, 1021 00:39:38,191 --> 00:39:39,891 But if I did, I probably would have added 1022 00:39:39,959 --> 00:39:41,559 And does so with foppish aplomb. 1023 00:39:41,627 --> 00:39:42,793 You know that's right. 1024 00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:44,228 If you take time to read the article, 1025 00:39:44,296 --> 00:39:45,663 You'll see that we did you justice. 1026 00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:47,131 It should effectively quash 1027 00:39:47,198 --> 00:39:48,965 All that detective dipstick talk. 1028 00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:50,300 Except in our office, of course. 1029 00:39:50,368 --> 00:39:52,002 But you wouldn't begrudge us that. 1030 00:39:52,069 --> 00:39:53,803 I just wanted to say... 1031 00:39:53,871 --> 00:39:55,905 You were this close, man. 1032 00:39:55,973 --> 00:39:57,740 You were right there at the precipice. 1033 00:39:57,808 --> 00:39:59,675 You were next to us. 1034 00:39:59,743 --> 00:40:02,244 But you wouldn't jump. So... 1035 00:40:02,311 --> 00:40:04,145 Do these accolades feel good? Yes, they do. 1036 00:40:04,213 --> 00:40:05,680 But it should be you right there with us 1037 00:40:05,748 --> 00:40:06,814 On the front page. 1038 00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:08,882 - Behind me. - Right behind gus. 1039 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:10,183 Not because you're any less important. 1040 00:40:10,251 --> 00:40:11,818 But because you're a little bit taller. 1041 00:40:11,886 --> 00:40:13,620 And because maybe you're slightly less important. 1042 00:40:13,687 --> 00:40:14,887 You know what? 1043 00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,322 The press can write whatever they want. 1044 00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:17,556 I'm over it. 1045 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:19,024 Seriously, I don't want to be you, 1046 00:40:19,092 --> 00:40:20,525 Not for one minute. 1047 00:40:20,593 --> 00:40:22,493 I don't want to throw out five crazy theories 1048 00:40:22,561 --> 00:40:24,195 Just to get one right. 1049 00:40:24,263 --> 00:40:25,396 I am a police detective, 1050 00:40:25,464 --> 00:40:27,064 And police detectives do not surmise 1051 00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:28,465 That banks are knocked over 1052 00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:30,133 By groups of angry cats with laser beams. 1053 00:40:30,201 --> 00:40:31,768 I never said they were angry. 1054 00:40:31,836 --> 00:40:33,169 They were simply following orders. 1055 00:40:33,237 --> 00:40:34,970 Regardless, at the end of the day, 1056 00:40:35,038 --> 00:40:37,806 I do good police work, and people respect me for it. 1057 00:40:37,874 --> 00:40:39,674 - Name two. - Name one. 1058 00:40:39,742 --> 00:40:41,509 If you'll excuse me, I have matters. 1059 00:40:41,577 --> 00:40:42,677 Matters? 1060 00:40:42,745 --> 00:40:44,145 It means leave before I get rude. 1061 00:40:44,213 --> 00:40:45,780 - Oh! - Oh, come on, now. 1062 00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:47,181 I think we're past that. 1063 00:40:47,249 --> 00:40:48,849 Judges? - Concur. 1064 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:50,883 Out. 1065 00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:54,087 - Bye, lassie. - See you later, buddy. 1066 00:40:54,155 --> 00:40:56,422 Here. 1067 00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:09,965 Hey! Since when do you have a key? 1068 00:41:10,033 --> 00:41:12,401 I don't. Since when do you not lock your doors? 1069 00:41:12,468 --> 00:41:14,135 I'm just looking for some sunscreen. 1070 00:41:14,203 --> 00:41:15,570 We're going out on the water, 1071 00:41:15,637 --> 00:41:18,605 And I need a little protection from the sun... 1072 00:41:18,673 --> 00:41:19,974 And kim's smile. 1073 00:41:21,576 --> 00:41:23,510 Nothing less than spf 50. 1074 00:41:23,578 --> 00:41:25,878 Oh, your dad is one silver-tongued devil, shawn. 1075 00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:27,780 He most certainly is, kim. 1076 00:41:27,847 --> 00:41:29,848 I think we do have some sunscreen 1077 00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,316 In the other room, dad. 1078 00:41:31,383 --> 00:41:33,351 I'll show you where. - All right. 1079 00:41:37,523 --> 00:41:39,490 Ah. 1080 00:41:39,558 --> 00:41:41,391 Let me just say... 1081 00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:44,060 That I'm very happy to see that things 1082 00:41:44,128 --> 00:41:46,028 Are going well with you anyour doctor lady friend. 1083 00:41:46,096 --> 00:41:47,630 She seems very nice. 1084 00:41:47,697 --> 00:41:50,299 Looks like you have a good thing going. 1085 00:41:50,366 --> 00:41:51,600 Good luck. 1086 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:52,934 Well, thank you, son. 1087 00:41:53,002 --> 00:41:55,603 And truthfully, I do like her a lot. 1088 00:41:55,671 --> 00:41:57,972 But I'm not forgetting I'm a fisherman at heart, 1089 00:41:58,039 --> 00:41:59,773 And there's still a lot of marlin out there. 1090 00:41:59,841 --> 00:42:02,508 And she could lead me right to them. 1091 00:42:02,576 --> 00:42:04,311 That's crafty. 1092 00:42:04,379 --> 00:42:07,313 See ya later, alligator. 1093 00:42:07,381 --> 00:42:10,482 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 1094 00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:13,751 alli--alligator? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net