1 00:00:00,799 --> 00:00:03,112 That's highway department's problem, not mine. 2 00:00:06,888 --> 00:00:08,265 I'm gonna have to call you back. 3 00:00:09,422 --> 00:00:11,310 Alright, what are you three doing here? 4 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:12,543 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 5 00:00:12,604 --> 00:00:15,169 Yeah, well we came to see that ufo you cleared from that field this morning. 6 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:16,573 You mean the weather balloon? 7 00:00:16,693 --> 00:00:17,682 They got to him. 8 00:00:17,802 --> 00:00:19,146 Who got to me, Dennis? 9 00:00:19,266 --> 00:00:22,874 The secret government agency in charge of extra-terrestrial cover-ups. 10 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:24,948 How much are they paying you? 11 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,135 All right, that's enough, guys. 12 00:00:26,203 --> 00:00:27,770 Back to school now. 13 00:00:27,838 --> 00:00:29,772 Do you think this is a game, Mr. Spencer? 14 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,173 I assure you, it's not. 15 00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:33,743 Inside that grounded cassiopeian death pod 16 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:36,412 sits an army of glornokian mercenaries 17 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,080 intent on colonizing our planet 18 00:00:38,148 --> 00:00:39,882 and propagating their evil species. 19 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:42,118 After they probe us. 20 00:00:45,589 --> 00:00:47,656 We should go. He's packing. Yeah. 21 00:00:47,724 --> 00:00:50,259 There are no such things as UFOs, Shawn. 22 00:00:57,534 --> 00:01:00,436 So the plaintiff is entitled to compensatory 23 00:01:00,504 --> 00:01:05,007 and punitive damages, per article 35-a, section "j," 24 00:01:05,075 --> 00:01:07,810 which stip... which, uh... [loud mechanized humming] 25 00:01:28,532 --> 00:01:31,100 [Violent shaking] 26 00:01:35,072 --> 00:01:37,940 [Loud, deep hum] 27 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:46,115 Oh, Jesus! Toby! 28 00:01:46,183 --> 00:01:48,451 Hey, Roy. Are you... are you okay? 29 00:01:48,518 --> 00:01:52,521 Just came by to drop off the Patterson file... 30 00:01:52,589 --> 00:01:54,490 And some refills. 31 00:01:54,558 --> 00:01:56,592 Oh, yeah, right. 32 00:01:56,660 --> 00:02:00,329 Um, listen, did you notice any commotion a moment ago? 33 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:02,431 No. No. 34 00:02:02,499 --> 00:02:03,766 What kind of commotion are we talking about? 35 00:03:07,564 --> 00:03:10,799 Toby. Toby! 36 00:03:10,867 --> 00:03:12,668 Toby, where are you going? Toby, no! 37 00:03:56,813 --> 00:03:58,747 Aren't you forgetting something? 38 00:03:58,815 --> 00:04:03,219 - No. - Hey! Hey! 39 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,720 Chief said we were supposed to let him 40 00:04:04,788 --> 00:04:06,121 drive around with us, get to know our process. 41 00:04:06,189 --> 00:04:07,523 We are not currently driving. 42 00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:09,458 You need to stop taking your frustration with Shawn 43 00:04:09,526 --> 00:04:10,659 out on Henry. 44 00:04:10,727 --> 00:04:12,461 Better him than the neighbor's cat. 45 00:04:13,697 --> 00:04:16,065 Ow. 46 00:04:18,435 --> 00:04:21,203 I... I could have suffocated in there! 47 00:04:21,271 --> 00:04:22,705 Jeez, I cracked the window. 48 00:04:22,772 --> 00:04:23,672 - I'm glad that Shawn peanut-buttered your phone 49 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:24,673 the other day. 50 00:04:24,741 --> 00:04:26,308 I knew that was him. 51 00:04:26,376 --> 00:04:29,778 - Guys! - I still have jif in my ear. 52 00:04:29,846 --> 00:04:32,014 Mr. Kessler, I am Detective O'Hara, 53 00:04:32,082 --> 00:04:34,183 and this is Detective Lassiter, and this is Henry Spencer, 54 00:04:34,251 --> 00:04:36,885 who helps us coordinate our investigations. 55 00:04:36,953 --> 00:04:38,721 So, sir, I understand 56 00:04:38,788 --> 00:04:40,456 you witnessed a kidnapping last night. 57 00:04:40,523 --> 00:04:42,358 I'd say it was more of an abduction. 58 00:04:42,425 --> 00:04:44,159 Do you have any idea who the perpetrator was? 59 00:04:44,227 --> 00:04:46,862 Yes! An extraterrestrial. 60 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:49,031 How come the crazies never live close by? 61 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:50,532 Listen, I know it sounds nuts, 62 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,900 but I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes. 63 00:04:51,968 --> 00:04:55,337 An alien came down and snatched a young lawyer 64 00:04:55,405 --> 00:04:56,605 that works at my firm... Toby shore. 65 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:58,173 Mr. Kessler, no offense, 66 00:04:58,241 --> 00:05:00,009 but I think you're gonna have a hard time 67 00:05:00,076 --> 00:05:01,410 finding anyone to believe a story like that. 68 00:05:01,478 --> 00:05:02,745 Was he tall and scaly, 69 00:05:02,812 --> 00:05:04,546 or short, with a huge lollipop head? 70 00:05:04,614 --> 00:05:05,948 Tall, I think. 71 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:07,683 - Reptilian. - Probably hostile. 72 00:05:07,751 --> 00:05:09,685 All right, people, we're gonna need a speak & spell 73 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:11,086 and seven pounds of mashed potatoes. 74 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:12,388 Enough! 75 00:05:12,455 --> 00:05:13,555 Mr. Kessler, if your co-worker doesn't show up 76 00:05:13,623 --> 00:05:15,257 in the next eight hours, 77 00:05:15,325 --> 00:05:18,193 feel free to file a missing persons report. 78 00:05:18,261 --> 00:05:19,762 Until then, stop wasting our time. 79 00:05:19,829 --> 00:05:21,297 You owe me a new phone! 80 00:05:25,769 --> 00:05:29,138 You have a very nice home. 81 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:31,707 This ufo, was it more like a bright sphere, 82 00:05:31,775 --> 00:05:34,109 or two soup bowls glued together? 83 00:05:34,177 --> 00:05:37,279 No, it was a sphere, definitely. 84 00:05:37,347 --> 00:05:38,781 What are you guys? Are you ufo chasers? 85 00:05:38,848 --> 00:05:42,418 Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives. 86 00:05:42,485 --> 00:05:43,919 And we can help you get to the bottom 87 00:05:43,987 --> 00:05:47,423 of what happened last night. Ah, fantastic. You're hired. 88 00:05:47,490 --> 00:05:49,625 Shawn! May I have a word? 89 00:05:49,693 --> 00:05:51,960 Excuse us. 90 00:05:52,028 --> 00:05:56,098 I... I really don't think you should take this case. 91 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:57,099 Well, I don't think you should be dropping the dime 92 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,534 on my peanut butter pranks. 93 00:05:58,601 --> 00:06:00,035 Look, we all know there's 0% chance 94 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:01,637 that you don't end up believing this kook. 95 00:06:01,705 --> 00:06:02,838 How do you figure that? 96 00:06:02,906 --> 00:06:04,340 Because you want to believe him, Shawn. 97 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,741 Just like you wanted to believe 98 00:06:05,809 --> 00:06:07,710 it wasn't a weather balloon when you were a kid, 99 00:06:07,777 --> 00:06:08,610 and you wanted to believe that it was aliens 100 00:06:08,678 --> 00:06:10,245 that abducted Joe Piscopo. 101 00:06:10,313 --> 00:06:11,580 That remains my theory until someone can 102 00:06:11,648 --> 00:06:12,948 pinpoint the man's whereabouts. 103 00:06:13,016 --> 00:06:14,683 Don't worry, Mr. Spencer, I promise you 104 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,785 we will not let our interest in UFOs affect our judgment. 105 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:18,921 Good. 'Cause you run around town 106 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:21,090 telling everybody that an alien did this, 107 00:06:21,157 --> 00:06:23,392 you're gonna look like a couple of nut jobs. 108 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:25,994 Shawn, I can't hire nut jobs. 109 00:06:26,062 --> 00:06:27,463 Dad, would you relax, please? 110 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:30,265 Obviously we don't think aliens are responsible. 111 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,567 Good. [horn honks] 112 00:06:31,634 --> 00:06:35,204 Hold your horses! 113 00:06:38,041 --> 00:06:41,677 Because if aliens did do this, 114 00:06:41,745 --> 00:06:43,612 there'd be signs of electrical disruptions. 115 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:48,016 [Chuckles] Exactly! 116 00:06:48,084 --> 00:06:49,752 What else would we see, Gus? 117 00:06:49,819 --> 00:06:50,919 Well, there would most definitely be 118 00:06:50,987 --> 00:06:53,188 a visible ground disturbance. 119 00:06:55,358 --> 00:06:57,459 Right. 120 00:06:57,527 --> 00:06:59,428 So where do you guys want to start? 121 00:06:59,496 --> 00:07:01,797 How 'bout your terrace? 122 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:10,172 Whoa. 123 00:07:10,173 --> 00:07:30,173 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 124 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,305 All those people who gave you, Dennis, and I flak 125 00:07:39,373 --> 00:07:40,973 for believing in aliens in school... 126 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,542 Jeff Garrett, and that female Russian exchange student 127 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:45,011 who stole my wallet... 128 00:07:45,078 --> 00:07:46,645 they're gonna eat their words when this goes public. 129 00:07:46,713 --> 00:07:48,047 I've got news, Gus. 130 00:07:48,115 --> 00:07:49,882 Toby shore was not abducted by an alien. 131 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,752 What? But what about the lights and grass and stuff? 132 00:07:52,819 --> 00:07:55,287 It's time we learned it's never the crazy suspect. 133 00:07:55,355 --> 00:07:56,922 It wasn't a mummy. It wasn't the devil. 134 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:58,190 It wasn't even bigfoot. 135 00:07:58,258 --> 00:07:59,625 Bigfoot? When did we suspect bigfoot? 136 00:07:59,693 --> 00:08:01,027 Missing school bus case. 137 00:08:01,094 --> 00:08:02,862 Remember, there were bite marks in cushion. 138 00:08:02,929 --> 00:08:04,964 The driver's seat was pushed back six feet. 139 00:08:05,032 --> 00:08:07,600 Okay, okay, you're probably right that it's not an alien, 140 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,902 but why don't we keep investigating just to be sure. 141 00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:12,438 Because my dad actually makes a valid point. 142 00:08:12,506 --> 00:08:14,507 It's gonna be hard to get any objective work done 143 00:08:14,574 --> 00:08:16,542 when we're both secretly hoping that it's an alien. 144 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:18,544 So we can rub it in Jeff Garrett's face. 145 00:08:18,612 --> 00:08:20,012 No, Gus, we have to let that go. 146 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,414 So what are you saying, that we pass on the case? 147 00:08:21,481 --> 00:08:24,383 No. You're $1,200 balance on your j.C. Penny card 148 00:08:24,451 --> 00:08:25,851 is not gonna pay for itself. 149 00:08:25,919 --> 00:08:28,754 We'll just have to acknowledge our mutual tendency 150 00:08:28,822 --> 00:08:30,389 to think unreasonably about this topic, 151 00:08:30,457 --> 00:08:32,224 police ourselves accordingly. 152 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:34,860 - How? - All right... 153 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:37,029 If one of us starts leaning towards the alien theory, 154 00:08:37,097 --> 00:08:38,764 other one gets to flick him in the ear. 155 00:08:38,832 --> 00:08:40,299 That's an incredibly stupid idea. 156 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:41,901 You have exactly three seconds to beat it. 157 00:08:41,968 --> 00:08:43,936 Three, two, one... pbbbt! 158 00:08:44,004 --> 00:08:47,306 Now, how is that fair? 159 00:08:47,374 --> 00:08:50,910 Now, let's find out what, if anything, 160 00:08:50,977 --> 00:08:53,712 happened here last night. 161 00:08:55,982 --> 00:08:57,817 Roy? May I call you Phil? 162 00:08:57,884 --> 00:08:59,552 I'd rather you didn't. 163 00:08:59,619 --> 00:09:01,120 Fair enough. 164 00:09:01,188 --> 00:09:02,521 How many beers did you have last night? 165 00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:05,925 Just one. Aw, come on, what... 166 00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:08,260 are you implying that I beer-goggled an alien abduction? 167 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:09,829 Happened to Gus last New Years. 168 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,063 I hit the white zin hard. 169 00:09:11,131 --> 00:09:13,799 I promise you, I was sober as a judge. 170 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:16,368 Let me ask you this. 171 00:09:16,436 --> 00:09:17,303 If Toby wasn't abducted last night, 172 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:18,537 what happened to him? 173 00:09:18,605 --> 00:09:20,106 Maybe he left when you weren't looking. 174 00:09:20,173 --> 00:09:22,007 His car's still in the driveway. 175 00:09:22,075 --> 00:09:23,209 And listen to this. 176 00:09:23,276 --> 00:09:24,110 When I went out to move it this morning, 177 00:09:24,177 --> 00:09:25,244 it wouldn't start. 178 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:27,713 The car's brand-new! - Really? 179 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:29,849 You know, cars often lose battery power 180 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:34,120 when they come in contact with UFOs... ow! 181 00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:36,489 Thank you. Have you tried calling him? 182 00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:37,990 Yeah. About 50 times. 183 00:09:38,058 --> 00:09:39,258 Just goes straight to voice mail. 184 00:09:39,326 --> 00:09:41,393 Maybe he's out of range. Aah! 185 00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:42,695 What the hell was that for? 186 00:09:42,762 --> 00:09:44,163 You were implying he's in space. 187 00:09:44,231 --> 00:09:47,766 - No, I wasn't. - Yes, you were. 188 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:50,803 Where are you going? 189 00:09:50,871 --> 00:09:53,005 Mr. Kessler, maybe we should talk to your neighbors 190 00:09:53,073 --> 00:09:53,873 to see if they saw anything. 191 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,407 Good luck with that. 192 00:09:55,475 --> 00:09:57,376 The nearest one's about half a mile away. 193 00:09:57,444 --> 00:10:00,312 Listen, you gotta believe me. 194 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:02,448 I was just sitting at the desk last night, 195 00:10:02,516 --> 00:10:04,183 and the whole house started to shake. 196 00:10:04,251 --> 00:10:05,084 And then there were these lights, 197 00:10:05,152 --> 00:10:06,218 and then this... 198 00:10:06,286 --> 00:10:08,254 I was hearing this weird sound. 199 00:10:08,321 --> 00:10:09,889 It sounded like... 200 00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:14,460 [a la close encounters...] ♪ zong...Shong...Bong... ♪ 201 00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:15,828 ♪ naa... ♪ 202 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,563 no, it sounded nothing like that. 203 00:10:17,631 --> 00:10:19,465 Oh, really. Sorry. 204 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,700 I was actually trying to make this sound. 205 00:10:21,768 --> 00:10:24,236 [Noises from night before] 206 00:10:24,304 --> 00:10:27,206 That's it! That's it! That's the sound. 207 00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:28,507 You weren't even close. 208 00:10:28,575 --> 00:10:30,409 You know I struggle with tone deafness. 209 00:10:30,477 --> 00:10:33,479 Why would you... now do you believe me? 210 00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:35,748 Before we answer that question, 211 00:10:35,815 --> 00:10:37,750 we'll need to consult an expert. 212 00:10:47,694 --> 00:10:50,963 Hi, we're looking for Dennis Gogolack. 213 00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:53,632 Shawn? Gus? 214 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,467 - Dennis? - No. 215 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:57,002 Get the hell out of here. 216 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,538 I don't believe it! 217 00:10:59,606 --> 00:11:01,173 What an awesome surprise! What are you guys doing? 218 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,374 It's been forever! 219 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:03,876 Wow, we didn't even recognize you, 220 00:11:03,944 --> 00:11:05,211 now that you're... 221 00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:07,313 - What, not fat and nerdy? - Well... 222 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,681 It's okay. It's the truth. 223 00:11:08,748 --> 00:11:10,716 I credit my personal trainer and lasiks. 224 00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,451 Losing the wizard's cloak also helped. 225 00:11:12,519 --> 00:11:13,786 Come on, get inside here! 226 00:11:16,856 --> 00:11:20,192 Wow. That's interesting. 227 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,294 Yeah, my wife's into stuff that dangles. 228 00:11:22,362 --> 00:11:23,963 Looks like the software business 229 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:24,964 has been good to you, Dennis. 230 00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:26,799 [Footsteps on stairs] 231 00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:30,736 Very good. 232 00:11:30,804 --> 00:11:33,505 Oh, hey, guys. I'm Dennis' wife, Molly. 233 00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:36,208 That was the creepiest "very" that I've ever heard. 234 00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:37,409 - Hey. - Hi. 235 00:11:37,477 --> 00:11:41,947 Babe, this is Shawn and Gus. 236 00:11:42,015 --> 00:11:43,983 Two good friends of mine from back in grade school. 237 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,651 And now they're psychic detectives. 238 00:11:45,719 --> 00:11:47,052 How cool is that? Really cool. 239 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,487 Nice meeting you guys. 240 00:11:48,555 --> 00:11:49,722 Why didn't you tell me that we were 241 00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:50,990 having friends over, Denny? 242 00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:53,626 Actually, we didn't give Denny 243 00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:56,462 much of a heads up. Here's the thing... 244 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:58,397 We're investigating a case that may have involved 245 00:11:58,465 --> 00:11:59,732 an alien abduction! 246 00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:01,934 And being that your husband is 247 00:12:02,002 --> 00:12:04,370 one of the foremost experts on the topic... 248 00:12:04,437 --> 00:12:08,274 [Nervous laughter] 249 00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:10,175 I'm... I'm sorry, guys, I'm afraid 250 00:12:10,243 --> 00:12:11,677 I'm not much of an expert anymore. 251 00:12:11,745 --> 00:12:15,180 Pbbbt! It's been 20 years since I was into that stuff. 252 00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:17,449 Oh, well, that's... same here, bro, I mean... 253 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:18,917 beer. 254 00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:21,487 Yeah, Denny is a total jock. 255 00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:23,856 Guilty. I'm guilty as charged. 256 00:12:23,923 --> 00:12:25,658 - Wow. - They did, like, a little.. 257 00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:27,226 - Explosion. - Yeah. 258 00:12:27,294 --> 00:12:28,327 But hey, you guys don't have to take off yet. 259 00:12:28,395 --> 00:12:29,595 We've got some catching up to do. 260 00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:31,563 Actually, we're under a bit of a time crunch. 261 00:12:31,631 --> 00:12:32,598 No, no, no, let me just give you 262 00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:34,366 a quick tour of the place. 263 00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:36,068 Denny, I was actually gonna go hang with the girls, though. 264 00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:37,036 Is that okay? Yeah. 265 00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:38,871 Okay. Nice meeting you guys. 266 00:12:38,938 --> 00:12:40,773 - Very nice. - Stop it. 267 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,375 Come on. Come check out my office! 268 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:45,277 All right. 269 00:12:48,782 --> 00:12:51,483 I gotta say, Dennis, I'm surprised that you, 270 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,385 of all people, outgrew the whole nerd thing. 271 00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:56,088 I mean, come on, you were a class-three dungeon master 272 00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:57,589 with your own set of custom 12-sided dice. 273 00:12:57,657 --> 00:13:01,026 [Door shuts] 274 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:13,138 Let's go. 275 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:14,807 What... 276 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:20,245 Oh, my... you are a closet nerd! 277 00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:22,214 Literally. 278 00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:24,750 Dude! 279 00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:26,118 What? 280 00:13:26,186 --> 00:13:28,387 You have a replica of Captain Adama's helmet 281 00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,589 from the original Battlestar Galactica? 282 00:13:30,657 --> 00:13:34,093 And Levar Burton's glasses from Star Trek? 283 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,327 Those aren't replicas, gentlemen. 284 00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:37,830 I got those for 15 grand a pop at auction. 285 00:13:37,897 --> 00:13:40,065 I have never been so motivated to make money. 286 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:41,900 Wait till I show you where the magic happens. 287 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,168 And I mean that literally. 288 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:44,436 There's another hidden room downstairs 289 00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:46,372 where I practice my magic tricks. 290 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:47,940 Why all the secrecy? 291 00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:50,943 Well, look, when I first met Molly, 292 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:52,511 it was clear she was only into guys' guys. 293 00:13:52,579 --> 00:13:55,013 So, you know, that's what I pretended to be. 294 00:13:55,081 --> 00:13:57,015 She ended up buying it. 295 00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,517 I guess I've been pretending ever since. 296 00:13:58,585 --> 00:14:01,420 Sounds exhausting. 297 00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:02,521 You have no idea. 298 00:14:02,589 --> 00:14:05,090 Every day is a new challenge. 299 00:14:05,158 --> 00:14:07,059 Whether it's trying to draw blanks during jeopardy, 300 00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:08,394 or having to sneak in here 301 00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:11,330 every time I want to track some ufo activity 302 00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:12,798 or sew a new renaissance faire costume. 303 00:14:12,866 --> 00:14:14,833 Excellent stitch work, my liege. 304 00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:17,536 Thanks, Gus. 305 00:14:17,604 --> 00:14:19,371 The worst is when I'm around Molly's friends' husbands. 306 00:14:19,439 --> 00:14:22,141 To say inane stuff, like "beer me," 307 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,076 or, "yeah, I'd totally hit that." 308 00:14:24,144 --> 00:14:25,644 What, exactly, am I hitting? 309 00:14:25,712 --> 00:14:27,045 Most likely an attractive lady. 310 00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:28,747 Okay, that's horrible. 311 00:14:28,815 --> 00:14:29,915 Is it really worth it, den? 312 00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:31,250 Have you seen my wife? 313 00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:33,852 Listen, Dennis, we need your opinion 314 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:34,953 on this recording. 315 00:14:35,021 --> 00:14:37,689 Gus is convinced it's a ufo. 316 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:39,158 Let's hear it. 317 00:14:39,225 --> 00:14:43,695 [Same recording as earlier] 318 00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:46,999 Based on my research, 319 00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:50,335 I'd say that's a voyager pod from the serpens dwarf galaxy... 320 00:14:50,403 --> 00:14:52,805 Or...Bad new age music. 321 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,139 But if you had to choose? 322 00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:57,242 Wait a second. 323 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,577 Wait a second. Wait a second. 324 00:14:58,645 --> 00:15:02,114 If you guys could give me the time and location, 325 00:15:02,182 --> 00:15:03,582 I could check the sky activity. 326 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:05,984 I hacked into the national weather service's computer 327 00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:07,519 a few years back, and can pretty much access 328 00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:08,854 their radar database whenever I want. 329 00:15:08,922 --> 00:15:10,689 All right. 330 00:15:10,757 --> 00:15:12,624 Well, he lives at 25 buckskin drive. 331 00:15:12,692 --> 00:15:13,992 And it happened around 11:00 at night. 332 00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:21,400 Nothing. 333 00:15:21,468 --> 00:15:23,135 Well, what do you know. 334 00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:30,909 Wait a minute. 335 00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:34,646 You better try 10:44, just to be safe. 336 00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,755 You've gotta be kidding me. 337 00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:46,992 W-what is... what is... what is that? 338 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:49,027 Uh, den... 339 00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:50,128 - [wheezing] - Dennis... 340 00:15:50,196 --> 00:15:51,830 You all right there, buddy? 341 00:15:51,898 --> 00:15:55,100 [Inhales] 342 00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:57,369 She doesn't even know that you're asthmatic? 343 00:15:57,437 --> 00:16:02,140 No. And she never will. 344 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,277 [Sighs] 345 00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:07,579 All right, Gus, 346 00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:09,114 I can't believe I'm about to say this. 347 00:16:09,182 --> 00:16:11,617 What? 348 00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:12,918 I think Toby got abducted. 349 00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:13,986 - So do I. - You do? 350 00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,187 - Yes. - Sweet. 351 00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:16,488 Why are we both covering our ears, then? 352 00:16:16,556 --> 00:16:18,423 I don't know. 353 00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:23,595 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 354 00:16:23,663 --> 00:16:25,097 Tell me you're not calling Jeff Garrett. 355 00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:27,432 No, Roy. He needs to know that we believe him. 356 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,902 All right, but make sure you tell him to keep it on the qt. 357 00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:31,203 - I know. - All right. 358 00:16:31,271 --> 00:16:33,105 I'm standing here just outside the home 359 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,606 of prominent local attorney Roy Kessler, 360 00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:36,074 who's joined me now, 361 00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:38,277 and has a rather shocking announcement to make. 362 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,711 Mr. Kessler. 363 00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:43,081 Well, last night I witnessed aliens abduct 364 00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:44,383 a fellow co-worker. 365 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,484 People are gonna think he's nuts. 366 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:46,718 And I can prove it, 367 00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:48,420 thanks to the fine investigative work 368 00:16:48,488 --> 00:16:50,789 being done by psychic detectives Shawn Spencer 369 00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:53,959 and...Gurton Buster. 370 00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:56,295 - Gurton what? - Oh, my God, 371 00:16:56,362 --> 00:16:58,297 I look like k.D. Lang. 372 00:16:58,364 --> 00:16:59,598 [Telephone rings] 373 00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:00,432 What kind of proof are we talking about? 374 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,466 Well, I know, I know. 375 00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:02,668 It does sound shocking... 376 00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:05,837 Yes, dad, we'll be right there. 377 00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:14,479 Before you go off on us, answer me this question. 378 00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:16,715 Do you think that picture of me on the news 379 00:17:16,783 --> 00:17:18,817 makes me look like I should be singing constant craving? 380 00:17:18,885 --> 00:17:20,852 Shawn, what'd I tell you about taking this case? 381 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,588 Mr. Spencer, we have hard evidence on this one. 382 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,156 Not to mention the fact that Roy Kessler is 383 00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:25,691 a respected attorney, 384 00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:27,926 not some crazy conspiracy theorist. 385 00:17:27,994 --> 00:17:29,494 Are you kidding? That's exactly what he is! 386 00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:32,331 Shawn, have you ever heard of budding textiles? 387 00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:33,632 That's the company that had to fork out millions 388 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:34,933 for the chemical spill. 389 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,635 - Uh-huh. It got hundreds of people sick. 390 00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:38,937 And you know who thinks it was done on purpose? 391 00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:41,073 - Erin Brokovich. - Roy Kessler. 392 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,742 He's preparing a lawsuit against them. 393 00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,644 We didn't know that. 394 00:17:45,712 --> 00:17:46,979 Yeah, I suppose you also didn't know 395 00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:48,981 he's being heavily medicated for anxiety. 396 00:17:49,048 --> 00:17:52,317 He misses a dose, and he's prone to psychotic episodes. 397 00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:55,253 Last year, he claims to have seen a panda 398 00:17:55,321 --> 00:17:56,688 in his company's kitchen. 399 00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,958 That's not crazy at all. Pandas are big eaters. 400 00:18:00,026 --> 00:18:01,093 Ten years ago, Kessler claimed... 401 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,661 you got it... 402 00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:04,496 he saw a ufo while on vacation. 403 00:18:04,564 --> 00:18:06,098 Saucer or sphere? 404 00:18:06,165 --> 00:18:07,666 You know, you two wouldn't have missed this kind of stuff 405 00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:10,068 if you hadn't been so blinded by your childish interests, 406 00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:12,204 okay, first of all, the only thing 407 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,039 we were blinded by is... Science! 408 00:18:14,107 --> 00:18:15,307 - That never gets old - Nope. 409 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,242 Tell me this... if Toby wasn't abducted, 410 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,777 where the hell is he? 411 00:18:18,845 --> 00:18:20,245 Right in there. 412 00:18:20,313 --> 00:18:22,881 ...Morning. 413 00:18:22,949 --> 00:18:25,017 - This morning. - He really kind of... 414 00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:26,952 He took a cab to his parents' house that night 415 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,654 after his car wouldn't start. 416 00:18:28,721 --> 00:18:31,390 Turned off his phone, and he slept in. 417 00:18:31,457 --> 00:18:34,426 [Sighs] 418 00:18:34,494 --> 00:18:36,428 Nice going, man. 419 00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:38,330 - Ow! - Ow! 420 00:18:38,398 --> 00:18:40,032 - Ow! - Ow! Unh... 421 00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:42,868 Stop! 422 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,728 I remember him muttering all this stuff 423 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,930 about lights and ships. 424 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,633 I thought it was just Roy being Roy. 425 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,867 And then I turned on the tv today 426 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,602 and heard his insane theory. 427 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,671 - I wouldn't call it insane. - Would you let it go? 428 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,741 I tried everything I could to get him to take his meds. 429 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,609 I would even pick them up at the pharmacy for him 430 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,811 and bring them to him directly. 431 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,314 Man, he's gonna hear it at the office on Monday. 432 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,482 Actually, your firm just suspended him 433 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:11,883 until he completes a month's stay 434 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,318 in a mental health facility. 435 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,755 Wow. Who's gonna get all his cases? 436 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,456 We're available. 437 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:19,958 Isn't that right, Mr. Spencer? 438 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,994 Gus here is a whiz at legal zoom, 439 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,596 and my cousin has a personal injury law firm 440 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,464 called accidentes. Heard of it? 441 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,533 - No, I haven't. - You will. You will. 442 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,603 Good work, people. Papa bear. 443 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,346 [Laughing] 444 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,417 You know what, Gus, I really don't appreciate 445 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:46,851 being snickered at. 446 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,787 Never again are we investigating something 447 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,655 related to one of our childhood obsessions. 448 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,890 What if there's a pop rocks murder? 449 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,024 That is the exception. 450 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,993 Excuse me, Spencer. 451 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,629 Quick question. 452 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,097 How does it feel to be so wrong 453 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,666 that you are now... A walking joke? 454 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,402 Just like you, minus the kind boots and the soft eyes. 455 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:08,540 Ha! Wow, this is really a big moment for me. 456 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:12,210 I may even do a little dance. 457 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,213 Oh, yes, I will. 458 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,581 ♪ No, he doesn't care ♪ 459 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,650 all right, that's it, Gus. 460 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,185 We are gonna find out what really happened, 461 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,753 and we are gonna clear our good names. 462 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,388 Let me ask you something. 463 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,723 If you were an up and comer at a law firm, 464 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,623 and you were abducted by aliens... 465 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,925 because that happens. 466 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,426 Would you tell anyone? 467 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,595 I know I wouldn't, because they would think I was nuts. 468 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,163 Like I do right now. 469 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,431 That dude was not abducted, Gus. 470 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,567 Okay, well, you have three seconds 471 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,669 to come up with a better theory to explain all this weirdness. 472 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,570 - All right. - Three, two, one...Bzzzz! 473 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,005 That's my trick. 474 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,873 How do you explain the radar, the recording, 475 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,241 the indentation on the lawn? 476 00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,043 Let me tell you. It was a plane on the radar. 477 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,012 Someone cranking yanni on the recorder. 478 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,813 And the indentation could have been a million things. 479 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,515 Shawn, how do you explain the three strange markings 480 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,684 on Toby's arm? You saw those? 481 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,818 Of course I did. 482 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,653 And I didn't have to do this. 483 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:56,855 Are you mocking my "it's a clue" face? 484 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:57,956 - Yep. - Do it again. 485 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,091 I don't look like that. Yes, you do. 486 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,626 You're a bastard. 487 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,727 Shawn, you know that abductees often have 488 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,661 strange markings on their skin. 489 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,763 So do I when I don't use 490 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,598 enough sunscreen... now come here. 491 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,203 Stand still and let me flick your ear. 492 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,304 He was abducted, Shawn. 493 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:14,372 - Was not. - Yes, he was. 494 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,540 - No, he wasn't. - Yes, he was. 495 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,508 - Was not. Wasn't. - Yes, he was. 496 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,343 Wasn't infinity! 497 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,045 If you're gonna act like a child about this, 498 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,346 then we're gonna have to bring in a third party 499 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,048 to settle this disagreement. Fine. Who? 500 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,716 He was definitely abducted. 501 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,817 The markings combined with the other details 502 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,851 have me convinced. 503 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,420 Why would I tag in a guy 504 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,988 with a custom-made ewok costume? 505 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,123 Hey, what's the name of that law firm he works at? 506 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,825 Uh, wilcox, Kessler, and something. 507 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,827 Hold on. What are you doing? 508 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:39,397 Getting his work address so you can spy on this guy. 509 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,533 Look, fellas, you have to see 510 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,802 if he's exhibiting the other telltale abduction signs. 511 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,370 You know this. Paranoia! 512 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,971 The compulsion to travel to unknown areas. 513 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,807 Suicidal tendencies. 514 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,041 Spewing nonsense with authority. 515 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,709 Oh, wait, that's you guys. 516 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,411 You mock, but I'm still waiting 517 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,246 on a better theory from you. 518 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,656 All right. It was Toby. 519 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:08,393 Why did he just tilt his head and squint? 520 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,727 It's his "I got a clue" face. 521 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,196 Think about it, "gust." 522 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,131 Toby knew he stood to inherit all of Roy's cases 523 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,666 if he could just get him out of the way. 524 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,067 So he arranged for him to have one of his 525 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,035 psychotic episodes. 526 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,503 How? 527 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,073 I would even pick the meds up from the pharmacy 528 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,775 and bring them to him directly. 529 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,677 By tampering with his meds. 530 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,446 And you know what, it worked like a charm. 531 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,415 Roy goes nuts. The next day, 532 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,317 Toby's a major player at the firm. 533 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,052 Let's go. Where are we going? 534 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,954 Well, we're gonna take Dennis' advice, 535 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,489 do a little spying on our boy. 536 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,624 What can I do? 537 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,793 You could lend us some sweet disguises. 538 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,528 Fellas, just tell me what you need. 539 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:49,767 I have never felt cooler. 540 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:51,002 You've never looked cooler. 541 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,037 Dennis is gonna have to pry this helmet 542 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,707 of my cold, dead noggin. 543 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:58,710 There's Toby. 544 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:06,518 Dude, he's sweating and shaking. 545 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,686 Have you been seeing clues this whole time? 546 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:11,623 Paranoia is one of the telltale signs of an abduction. 547 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,424 It's also the sign of a guy with a guilty conscience. 548 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,993 Stop saying stupid things. 549 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,663 You're a disgrace to those glasses. 550 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,131 He's bolting, Gus! 551 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,271 He's wandering to unknown areas. 552 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,206 This helmet is not made for running! 553 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,208 I should have borrowed charlton heston's scarf 554 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:32,410 from soylent green. 555 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,418 I can't see out these glasses, Shawn. 556 00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:43,021 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 557 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,291 We lost him. Son of a... 558 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,027 [Cell phone rings] 559 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,895 Hello? Is this Shawn Spencer? 560 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,164 Toby? 561 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,099 You gotta help me. They're following me. 562 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,167 Whoa, whoa. Calm down, man. 563 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,602 Who's... who's following you? 564 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,037 I don't know. 565 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,838 I think it's the black dude from star trek 566 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:03,107 and some white guy in a ridiculous helmet. 567 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,376 Which is your opinion. Where are you? 568 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,711 Listen to me. 569 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,949 Roy Kessler was telling the truth. 570 00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:14,252 Okay... You need to come meet us. 571 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,620 I can't. It's too dangerous. 572 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:18,022 Uh, meet me in an hour in front of the Lansdowne hotel. 573 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,524 Lansdowne. Got it. 574 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,893 Dude, did you just break Dennis' helmet? 575 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,330 Well, it clearly wasn't made for running, Gus. 576 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,232 You... 577 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,870 was that scarf worth going back to Dennis'? 578 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:34,372 Is soylent green people? 579 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,975 Now let's go get this confession out of Toby. 580 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,743 You mean admission that he was abducted. 581 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,845 - Let's start with the non-batcrap angle, shall we? 582 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:43,081 Shawn, you heard him say Kessler was telling the truth. 583 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,783 Gus, you're really putting me in a tough spot here, man. 584 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,151 You don't think I want to be the guy riffing 585 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:49,454 on how aliens abducted Toby, 586 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,089 and what they did to him when they brought him on board 587 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,557 the mother ship? 588 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,225 They probed him and placed an embryo in his stomach 589 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:55,827 that's gonna hatch out his eardrum in 12 days. 590 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,262 I can't do it! Someone has to hold 591 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,630 the sanity bag in this partnership, 592 00:24:58,697 --> 00:24:59,764 and quite frankly, 593 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,099 I miss the days when it used to be you. 594 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,901 Shawn, he's exhibiting all the telltale signs. 595 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:08,139 Paranoia, check! Nervousness, check! 596 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:13,144 Suicidal tendencies. Check. 597 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,027 Hey, Jules. What's the word? 598 00:25:23,094 --> 00:25:25,162 Well, we just found out that Toby wired 599 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:27,264 all of the money from his bank account, 600 00:25:27,332 --> 00:25:28,966 about 500 grand, to a charity 601 00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:30,100 an hour before his death. 602 00:25:30,168 --> 00:25:32,102 We haven't found a note yet, 603 00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:33,904 but it's looking like suicide. 604 00:25:33,972 --> 00:25:36,373 I don't know about that. 605 00:25:36,441 --> 00:25:38,375 Don't you think it's strange that a junior lawyer 606 00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:39,877 has that kind of account balance? 607 00:25:39,945 --> 00:25:42,346 Not to mention the fact he was Roy Kessler's former co-worker. 608 00:25:42,414 --> 00:25:44,248 Ooh, no, my senses are telling me 609 00:25:44,316 --> 00:25:46,283 there is definitely more to this. 610 00:25:46,351 --> 00:25:47,985 - Much more. - Settle. 611 00:25:48,053 --> 00:25:49,753 Let me guess. You think 612 00:25:49,821 --> 00:25:51,155 the Loch Ness monster did it. 613 00:25:51,223 --> 00:25:53,123 All right, what are you two doing here? 614 00:25:53,191 --> 00:25:55,092 Came to get going on the Toby shore case. 615 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,327 Why? You're not being hired on it. 616 00:25:56,394 --> 00:25:57,194 Surely you're can't be serious. 617 00:25:57,262 --> 00:25:59,396 Shawn, I warned you. 618 00:25:59,464 --> 00:26:00,798 I can't stick my neck out for two guys 619 00:26:00,866 --> 00:26:02,399 who are currently viewed as the village idiots. 620 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:07,271 Village idiots? Who here thinks that? 621 00:26:07,339 --> 00:26:08,606 Dirty Larry! 622 00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:14,545 Jules. Sorry. 623 00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:17,181 Look, Gus and I might be a lot of things. Handsome... 624 00:26:17,249 --> 00:26:18,482 - Chiseled. - Intelligent. 625 00:26:18,550 --> 00:26:19,683 - Urbane. - Whatever that means. 626 00:26:19,751 --> 00:26:21,619 But we are not idiots! 627 00:26:25,423 --> 00:26:26,590 Oh, I'm sor... I'm sorry, guys. 628 00:26:26,658 --> 00:26:30,261 My bad. 629 00:26:30,328 --> 00:26:31,462 That's all me. But come on. 630 00:26:31,529 --> 00:26:32,329 Who needs a fan this big? Seriously. 631 00:26:32,397 --> 00:26:34,465 - Leave now! - Fine. 632 00:26:34,532 --> 00:26:37,401 - Fine. We're audi. - All right... 633 00:26:37,469 --> 00:26:39,136 Smooth move! 634 00:26:39,204 --> 00:26:41,205 Come on, man, give a brother some credit. 635 00:26:41,273 --> 00:26:43,607 Let's see what we got here. 636 00:26:43,675 --> 00:26:45,009 Nada. 637 00:26:45,076 --> 00:26:48,545 Recipe for Juliet's weird cleanse. 638 00:26:48,613 --> 00:26:51,081 Preliminary coroner's report. What does it say? 639 00:26:51,149 --> 00:26:54,752 Apparently they found a strange object in Toby's... 640 00:26:54,819 --> 00:26:56,053 Stomach. 641 00:26:56,121 --> 00:26:57,621 Embryo. 642 00:26:57,689 --> 00:27:00,591 Come on. 643 00:27:00,659 --> 00:27:03,027 Woodrow! 644 00:27:03,094 --> 00:27:04,295 Hey, boys. 645 00:27:04,362 --> 00:27:06,463 You have got to try these French fries. 646 00:27:06,531 --> 00:27:07,698 They're killer. 647 00:27:07,766 --> 00:27:10,234 - We ate, thanks. - For the last time. 648 00:27:10,302 --> 00:27:12,603 We need to talk to you about the autopsy 649 00:27:12,671 --> 00:27:14,338 you did on Toby shore. 650 00:27:14,406 --> 00:27:15,839 What about it? 651 00:27:15,907 --> 00:27:17,708 Come on, buddy, we know you're hiding something. 652 00:27:17,776 --> 00:27:20,644 Fine. 653 00:27:20,712 --> 00:27:22,780 I stole his watch. You did what? 654 00:27:22,847 --> 00:27:25,115 Hmm? Nothing. Hey, how 'bout some fried clams? 655 00:27:25,183 --> 00:27:28,085 We want to know what you found in his stomach. 656 00:27:28,153 --> 00:27:31,588 I cannot tell you that. I will get in trouble. 657 00:27:31,656 --> 00:27:33,123 Than you'd get in for looting corpses? 658 00:27:33,191 --> 00:27:34,525 The object was a flash drive. 659 00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:35,826 Now, when you say flash drive, 660 00:27:35,894 --> 00:27:37,594 is that coroner code for an alien embryo 661 00:27:37,662 --> 00:27:38,829 that hatches in people's ear? 662 00:27:38,897 --> 00:27:39,730 No, that's the word "starfish. 663 00:27:39,798 --> 00:27:41,031 This was a legitimate 664 00:27:41,099 --> 00:27:42,700 four gigabyte flash drive. 665 00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:44,668 There were... 666 00:27:44,736 --> 00:27:46,136 I take notes... 667 00:27:46,204 --> 00:27:49,073 abrasions on his lungs, which implied 668 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,441 he swallowed it moments before his death. 669 00:27:50,508 --> 00:27:51,642 Interesting. 670 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:53,143 What about the markings on his left arm? 671 00:27:53,211 --> 00:27:55,112 That was a birth mark. 672 00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:57,014 Ha! Where is this flash drive now? 673 00:27:57,082 --> 00:27:58,716 I believe it's with Detective Lassiter. 674 00:27:58,783 --> 00:28:00,818 Great. Thanks, Woody. You stay creepy. 675 00:28:00,885 --> 00:28:02,553 You know I will. 676 00:28:10,462 --> 00:28:13,364 You know, Spencer, the minute you refused to hire 677 00:28:13,431 --> 00:28:16,100 that smarmy, fortune-telling kid of yours, 678 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:19,370 you officially made it off my crap list. 679 00:28:19,437 --> 00:28:21,438 Here. See? 680 00:28:21,506 --> 00:28:26,443 You actually have a crap list? 681 00:28:26,511 --> 00:28:27,845 I like to keep track of people who've wronged me 682 00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:29,146 over the years. 683 00:28:29,214 --> 00:28:31,281 You know, people like your son, my mother... 684 00:28:31,349 --> 00:28:33,650 Olympia freakin' Dukakis! 685 00:28:33,718 --> 00:28:35,619 You disturb me. 686 00:28:35,687 --> 00:28:39,089 Do I? 687 00:28:39,157 --> 00:28:42,026 Welcome back, Henry. 688 00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:44,294 But I've gotta say it is really nice 689 00:28:44,362 --> 00:28:46,263 to finally be able to do some real police work 690 00:28:46,331 --> 00:28:49,166 without worrying about your son interfering. 691 00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:53,837 What the hell? 692 00:28:58,209 --> 00:29:01,211 Can I get somebody from I.T. Over here? 693 00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:03,981 Dobson, come help me out! 694 00:29:06,317 --> 00:29:07,818 I'm not sure how comfortable I am 695 00:29:07,886 --> 00:29:08,986 hacking a police computer. 696 00:29:09,054 --> 00:29:10,521 Relax, it's his personal one. 697 00:29:10,588 --> 00:29:11,822 Which reminds me... 698 00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:13,323 check the Internet search history. 699 00:29:13,391 --> 00:29:19,029 All right. Let's see. 700 00:29:19,097 --> 00:29:19,997 "Grenadefancy.com, 701 00:29:20,065 --> 00:29:22,132 squirrelassassins.Com." 702 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,134 And... 703 00:29:24,202 --> 00:29:25,803 That's gross. 704 00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:27,337 That man needs Jesus. 705 00:29:27,405 --> 00:29:29,807 Let's see what's on that flash drive, shall we? 706 00:29:29,874 --> 00:29:30,974 Yeah. 707 00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:34,678 [Clears throat] 708 00:29:34,746 --> 00:29:36,580 Sorry, Gus, doesn't look like a blueprint 709 00:29:36,648 --> 00:29:37,748 for an alien fertility lab. 710 00:29:37,816 --> 00:29:39,550 Shocker! 711 00:29:39,617 --> 00:29:40,751 It's just a bunch of legal documents 712 00:29:40,819 --> 00:29:42,319 related to budding textiles. 713 00:29:42,387 --> 00:29:44,621 That's that insane case Kessler was working on. 714 00:29:44,689 --> 00:29:45,856 He believed the budding chemical spill 715 00:29:45,924 --> 00:29:47,091 was done on purpose. 716 00:29:47,158 --> 00:29:48,625 [Chuckles] That is crazy. 717 00:29:57,502 --> 00:29:58,735 I've got something. 718 00:29:58,803 --> 00:30:00,537 Both: We know. 719 00:30:00,605 --> 00:30:02,873 Damn, I've really gotta stop doing that. 720 00:30:02,941 --> 00:30:05,909 Denny, where are you? 721 00:30:05,977 --> 00:30:07,611 Quick, we gotta get out of here! Go, go, go, go! 722 00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:10,948 Denny? Denny? 723 00:30:11,015 --> 00:30:13,083 One minute, babe. 724 00:30:13,151 --> 00:30:15,119 - Denny? - Aah... 725 00:30:15,186 --> 00:30:17,187 Waaaa! 726 00:30:17,255 --> 00:30:18,856 Hey, guys, what's going on in here? 727 00:30:18,923 --> 00:30:21,191 Uh, you know, guy stuff. 728 00:30:21,259 --> 00:30:23,360 Steak. 729 00:30:23,428 --> 00:30:24,862 Denny, you can't host a football party 730 00:30:24,929 --> 00:30:26,029 from i2oide your office. 731 00:30:26,097 --> 00:30:27,164 Come on, Taylor just got a safety! 732 00:30:27,232 --> 00:30:31,468 Sweet! I'll be right there, babe. 733 00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:33,737 Okay. 734 00:30:33,805 --> 00:30:36,673 Bye, Molly. 735 00:30:36,741 --> 00:30:39,076 - What's a safety? - Really? 736 00:30:39,144 --> 00:30:40,511 Look, Dennis, why don't you blow off this party 737 00:30:40,578 --> 00:30:41,979 and come with Gus and I? 738 00:30:42,046 --> 00:30:43,614 - Where are we going? - Yeah, where are we going? 739 00:30:43,681 --> 00:30:46,550 I'm not entirely sure, but I know it involves a small town 740 00:30:46,618 --> 00:30:47,651 and some potential danger. 741 00:30:47,719 --> 00:30:49,253 Oh, wow, that sounds cool. 742 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,722 - How much danger? - But I can't, man. 743 00:30:51,789 --> 00:30:53,290 Molly would kill me! 744 00:30:53,358 --> 00:30:54,992 Dennis, you're never gonna know what it feels like 745 00:30:55,059 --> 00:30:56,660 to be a normal guy 746 00:30:56,728 --> 00:30:59,363 as long as you're pretending to be something that you're not. 747 00:30:59,430 --> 00:31:00,697 Trust me, he knows. 748 00:31:00,765 --> 00:31:02,699 Come on. 749 00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:04,067 It's time for you to get out there 750 00:31:04,135 --> 00:31:05,169 and experience some real-life, 751 00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:07,304 non-virtual adventure. 752 00:31:07,372 --> 00:31:10,474 He's right. It's time to come out of the nerd closet. 753 00:31:16,047 --> 00:31:17,681 I'm sorry, guys, I just can't. 754 00:31:17,749 --> 00:31:20,150 I really like having sex with my wife. 755 00:31:22,787 --> 00:31:24,188 Don't say it. 756 00:31:24,255 --> 00:31:26,924 What's wrong with you, man? 757 00:31:36,401 --> 00:31:37,634 Now is the point where you tell me 758 00:31:37,702 --> 00:31:39,002 what the hell we're doing here. 759 00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:40,637 Guess who's now the proud owner of this home... 760 00:31:40,705 --> 00:31:42,940 Along with the 700 similar ones 761 00:31:43,007 --> 00:31:44,141 that make up this tiny town. 762 00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:45,475 Shawn, if you say "us," 763 00:31:45,543 --> 00:31:46,543 I'm gonna punch you in the face. 764 00:31:46,611 --> 00:31:48,245 Budding textiles. 765 00:31:48,313 --> 00:31:49,913 It's the last one they purchased. 766 00:31:49,981 --> 00:31:51,515 Why would budding want a bunch of crappy houses 767 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:52,549 on poisoned land? 768 00:31:52,617 --> 00:31:53,951 Here's a better question... 769 00:31:54,018 --> 00:31:55,919 what is the world's coolest truck doing here? 770 00:31:55,987 --> 00:31:57,321 It looks like a decepticon. 771 00:31:57,388 --> 00:32:00,023 It's not a decepticon, Gus. It was made in Fresno. 772 00:32:00,091 --> 00:32:00,991 Whatever it is, I highly suggest 773 00:32:01,059 --> 00:32:03,493 we do not touch it. 774 00:32:03,561 --> 00:32:06,263 [Truck engine starts] 775 00:32:06,331 --> 00:32:09,333 Shawn! 776 00:32:11,135 --> 00:32:12,970 Gus, the keys were already in the ignition. 777 00:32:13,037 --> 00:32:14,871 What was I supposed to do? Not start it. 778 00:32:14,939 --> 00:32:16,506 - It's not that easy. - Actually, it is. 779 00:32:16,574 --> 00:32:19,376 All right, you know, when Toby said 780 00:32:19,444 --> 00:32:20,844 that Roy Kessler was telling the truth, 781 00:32:20,912 --> 00:32:22,179 he didn't mean an abduction. 782 00:32:22,247 --> 00:32:24,248 He meant the lawsuit against budding. 783 00:32:24,315 --> 00:32:26,049 That makes no sense, Shawn. 784 00:32:26,117 --> 00:32:27,851 Why would they intentionally spill chemicals? 785 00:32:30,922 --> 00:32:33,457 - To get people to leave. - What? 786 00:32:33,524 --> 00:32:34,958 In all the ridiculous science classes 787 00:32:35,026 --> 00:32:36,193 you've taken over the years, 788 00:32:36,261 --> 00:32:37,961 did you ever learn about hydrocarbons? 789 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:39,396 Of course I did. 790 00:32:39,464 --> 00:32:41,265 The organic compounds found mainly in crude oil. 791 00:32:41,332 --> 00:32:42,933 If there's a high percentage of them in the soil, 792 00:32:43,001 --> 00:32:44,434 does that mean that there's oil underneath? 793 00:32:44,502 --> 00:32:46,803 Not necessarily. You'd have to check using a machine 794 00:32:46,871 --> 00:32:48,839 that sends sonic vibrations into the earth... 795 00:32:48,906 --> 00:32:53,043 [Loud rumbling and banging] 796 00:32:53,111 --> 00:32:54,811 I think we're in one of those machines! 797 00:32:54,879 --> 00:32:56,380 Why must you always touch stuff, Shawn? 798 00:33:08,726 --> 00:33:10,060 It stopped shaking, Shawn. 799 00:33:10,128 --> 00:33:13,664 Oh. 800 00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:19,269 Gus, I feel like a bobblehead. 801 00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:20,704 - You look like an idiot. - Come on, try it. 802 00:33:20,772 --> 00:33:21,872 - I'm not doing that. - Get in on the bit. 803 00:33:21,939 --> 00:33:23,140 - I don't want to. - It's fun! 804 00:33:23,207 --> 00:33:25,175 - Fine. - Dude, you look ridiculous. 805 00:33:25,243 --> 00:33:26,777 But think about it. It all makes sense. 806 00:33:26,844 --> 00:33:28,078 Budding figured out that this town is sitting 807 00:33:28,146 --> 00:33:29,112 on a gold mine. 808 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:30,514 So what does he do? 809 00:33:30,581 --> 00:33:32,883 He orchestrates a chemical spill to drive everyone away. 810 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:34,818 That way he wouldn't have to share any of the profits. 811 00:33:34,886 --> 00:33:37,120 Exactly. Which, I imagine, dwarfs the cost of lawsuits 812 00:33:37,188 --> 00:33:38,855 and land purchases. 813 00:33:38,923 --> 00:33:39,923 And Kessler was onto all of this. 814 00:33:39,991 --> 00:33:42,292 - Which sort of freaks me out. - Why? 815 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,261 Because it makes me wonder what else 816 00:33:44,329 --> 00:33:47,431 he was telling the truth about. 817 00:33:47,498 --> 00:33:51,268 [Loud whirring] 818 00:33:51,336 --> 00:33:54,771 Aah! Aaaaaah! 819 00:33:57,784 --> 00:33:59,785 Aah! Aa... 820 00:34:04,091 --> 00:34:06,026 I don't want to get probed, Gus! 821 00:34:06,494 --> 00:34:07,628 What are you worried about? 822 00:34:07,695 --> 00:34:08,729 You're the one who's less exotic! 823 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:10,931 Wha... 824 00:34:10,999 --> 00:34:14,334 [both grunting] 825 00:34:14,402 --> 00:34:16,670 Aah! Aah! 826 00:34:29,181 --> 00:34:32,586 Get in here! 827 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:36,790 Aah! Aah! Oh...Oh... 828 00:34:36,858 --> 00:34:39,960 Oh...Aah! 829 00:34:50,137 --> 00:34:52,639 Well, boys... Start talking. 830 00:34:52,707 --> 00:34:53,907 About what, exactly? 831 00:34:53,974 --> 00:34:55,141 How 'bout a story? 832 00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:56,976 Would you like to hear a story? Please. 833 00:34:57,044 --> 00:34:58,678 I always enjoy a good one. All right. 834 00:34:58,746 --> 00:35:01,748 Once upon a time there was this greedy ceo. 835 00:35:01,816 --> 00:35:03,983 Think, what, Stephen Lang? "Esque." 836 00:35:04,051 --> 00:35:05,618 Anyway, he wanted to kill this lawyer, 837 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:06,753 because the lawyer was on the verge 838 00:35:06,821 --> 00:35:09,122 of ruining his evil master plan. 839 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:10,957 But he couldn't, because the lawyer had prepared 840 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,092 a legitimate case against him. 841 00:35:12,159 --> 00:35:14,527 Hot start. Please continue. 842 00:35:14,595 --> 00:35:16,196 He figured out that if he could 843 00:35:16,263 --> 00:35:17,731 make the lawyer look wacko, 844 00:35:17,798 --> 00:35:20,066 the case would be dismissed as some nutty conspiracy theory. 845 00:35:20,134 --> 00:35:21,067 But how? 846 00:35:21,135 --> 00:35:22,635 And ten years ago, 847 00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:26,039 Kessler claimed to have seen, you got it, a ufo! 848 00:35:26,107 --> 00:35:27,640 Light bulb. 849 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:30,443 He would convince the lawyer he'd witnessed an abduction. 850 00:35:30,511 --> 00:35:32,345 See, he already had this fancy copter, 851 00:35:32,413 --> 00:35:34,681 so all he had to do was add some extra lighting, 852 00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:36,549 pump some Enya b-sides through the sound system, 853 00:35:36,617 --> 00:35:38,885 and then figure out how to trip the electricity. 854 00:35:38,953 --> 00:35:40,920 He most likely used an EMP device. 855 00:35:40,988 --> 00:35:42,655 What is that, a pregnancy test? 856 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,557 - No. - Doesn't make any sense, Gus. 857 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,925 Would you just let me tell the story? 858 00:35:45,993 --> 00:35:47,727 EMT, not EPT. It produces an electrical pulse. 859 00:35:47,795 --> 00:35:50,296 Okay, you know what, there's a fine line 860 00:35:50,364 --> 00:35:51,498 between being knowledgeable and arrogant. 861 00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:52,866 Enough! 862 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,601 I'm on the edge of my seat here. 863 00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:57,370 Right. Well, it all worked like a charm, 864 00:35:57,438 --> 00:35:58,638 with one exception. 865 00:35:58,706 --> 00:36:02,509 See, the young lawyer that he paid 500 gs to 866 00:36:02,576 --> 00:36:04,444 to set up this guy, had a change of heart 867 00:36:04,512 --> 00:36:06,980 once he came across the dismissed-case file. 868 00:36:07,047 --> 00:36:10,450 But it was still just a minor mishap for our ceo 869 00:36:10,518 --> 00:36:13,453 because he is a problem solver. 870 00:36:22,663 --> 00:36:23,730 [Thud] 871 00:36:23,798 --> 00:36:26,299 - I like his style. - Yeah. 872 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:29,235 And he was in the clear until he came across 873 00:36:29,303 --> 00:36:31,838 two young go-getters, 874 00:36:31,906 --> 00:36:32,939 and they were onto everything. 875 00:36:36,911 --> 00:36:39,813 Who he then proceeded to let go 876 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,248 because they promised not to tell a soul. 877 00:36:42,316 --> 00:36:43,383 Swore. They swore. 878 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:44,784 Because that's stronger than a promise. 879 00:36:44,852 --> 00:36:45,985 [Scoffs] 880 00:36:46,053 --> 00:36:47,420 [Laughs] 881 00:36:47,488 --> 00:36:51,224 - That's not gonna happen. - It's not? 882 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:54,694 And to think I only picked you up for trespassing. 883 00:36:54,762 --> 00:36:58,031 - Whoops. - Take 'em out back. 884 00:36:58,098 --> 00:36:59,833 [Whispering] Don't worry, I texted my dad. 885 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,000 The cops will be here any minute. 886 00:37:01,068 --> 00:37:03,636 No...No! [knock on door] 887 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:08,441 [Knock on door] Who is it? 888 00:37:08,509 --> 00:37:10,076 Messenger service 889 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:13,179 hey. I have a delivery for you to sign. 890 00:37:13,247 --> 00:37:15,181 - Dennis? - What's he doing here? 891 00:37:15,249 --> 00:37:16,115 - I don't know. - Let's see some I.D. 892 00:37:16,183 --> 00:37:18,151 Yeah, yeah. Sure. 893 00:37:21,488 --> 00:37:22,889 - Hyah! - Whoa! 894 00:37:22,957 --> 00:37:24,958 [A la Bruce lee] Oh... 895 00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:28,394 Ooooh! 896 00:37:28,462 --> 00:37:29,462 Holy... 897 00:37:34,268 --> 00:37:36,769 and he spent the rest of his miserable life in jail. 898 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,438 The end. 899 00:37:38,505 --> 00:37:40,006 My lip! 900 00:37:40,074 --> 00:37:41,541 Dude, how'd you find us? 901 00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:43,810 I cloned Shawn's cell phone earlier. 902 00:37:43,878 --> 00:37:46,512 I think I did some real damage to my pre-molars. 903 00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:47,547 It's okay, Dennis. 904 00:37:47,615 --> 00:37:49,482 You looked like a badass 905 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:50,383 until you clocked yourself in the face. 906 00:37:50,451 --> 00:37:51,818 You needed this, man! 907 00:37:51,886 --> 00:37:54,787 - Ooh... - Hands in the air! 908 00:37:57,691 --> 00:38:00,393 You, hands in the air! Put those down! 909 00:38:00,461 --> 00:38:01,995 Put 'em down! 910 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,396 No, Lassie, don't do it! 911 00:38:03,464 --> 00:38:04,597 No, wait! Not him! 912 00:38:04,665 --> 00:38:11,271 [Electricity crackling] 913 00:38:11,338 --> 00:38:13,439 He didn't need that. 914 00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:23,567 - Yeah, I see it now. - Right? 915 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,836 I look like I just finished a set at lilith fair. 916 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,005 Mm. 917 00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:29,840 Hey, Lassie... 918 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:33,711 All right. All right, let me have it. 919 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,246 No, I have better things to do with my time 920 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:37,615 than gloat about being a hero. 921 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:38,949 And the fact that you unnecessarily caused 922 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,017 one of our friends to whiz himself. 923 00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:41,285 - Mm-hmm. 924 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:42,286 I'm actually here for some police advice. 925 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:43,921 Really? 926 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:47,692 No, it's boogie time. 927 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:51,262 Oh...Is there ever a high road between you guys? 928 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:52,263 Shawn, Gus! 929 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,532 Jerks. 930 00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:56,067 Well, well, well, 931 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:59,870 if it isn't "ignore your son's urgent text" man. 932 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,038 It's a good thing you told Juliet, 933 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,540 and that she took it seriously. 934 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:03,941 Well, I thought you guys were still goofing around. 935 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,743 Your credibility hasn't been too high of late. 936 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,211 That's no excuse. 937 00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:11,182 You can make it up to us by approving these expenses. 938 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:14,685 What? $7,000 in dental work for Dennis Gogolack? 939 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:16,087 And a new pair of underpants. 940 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:17,555 22 packs of razzles? 941 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,990 Season tickets to the Los Angeles sparks 942 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,425 of the WNBA? 943 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:22,860 Are you guys serious about this stuff? 944 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,029 - As a Rebecca Lobo set shot. - Glass! 945 00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:27,031 All right, look, I'll think about it. 946 00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:29,467 In the meantime, chief vick wants you take a look 947 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,335 at this counterfeit thing. 948 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,270 Both: Oh, look at that! 949 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,572 Now you want us. 950 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:35,840 Well, guess what. It's gonna cost you. 951 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,541 How much? 952 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,076 - Two grand. - 1,500. 953 00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:41,712 Sorry, heroes don't work for less than two large. 954 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:43,814 Fine. 955 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,216 Sweet. 956 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:46,517 Now can we see you make it official? 957 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:47,752 Yeah, just put it right in the old, uh, 958 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:50,187 bibbity-bobbity. - Mm-hmm. 959 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:53,657 What? Thanks, dad. We'll start tomorrow. 960 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:54,959 Tomorrow? Why not right now? 961 00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,294 Because we've got to visit some friends. 962 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:14,745 Oh, my God, Shawn, you look like Billie Jean king. 963 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,418 - Detonate the pillar of Attu! - I know how to play! 964 00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:22,720 Guys, I've gotta say, I can't thank you enough 965 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,221 for clearing my good name. 966 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:25,790 I don't know how I'll ever repay you. 967 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:28,626 We do have a coroner buddy who's in some pretty hot water 968 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:29,927 over a stolen watch. 969 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,896 - Consider him represented. - Thanks, Roy. 970 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,297 I must say, this whole experience 971 00:40:33,365 --> 00:40:35,466 has taught me a really important lesson 972 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,535 when it comes to some of the crazy stuff 973 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:38,836 that I often see. 974 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:40,671 That there's an explanation for everything? 975 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,674 No, it's that the eyes never lie. 976 00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,176 Did I tell you guys I once saw bigfoot? 977 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:48,379 What? 978 00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:49,346 Oh, you think I'm nuts, don't you? 979 00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:50,414 Male or female? 980 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,583 - Was he driving a school bus? - No... 981 00:40:57,022 --> 00:41:00,357 babe...Hey. 982 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:03,327 Where am I standing right now? 983 00:41:03,395 --> 00:41:06,163 Denny... What's going on? 984 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:09,333 You know, it's dudes being dudes. 985 00:41:09,401 --> 00:41:10,768 Cigars. 986 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:22,446 So listen... 987 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:25,216 There's something I need to tell you. 988 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:29,887 I'm not actually a jock. 989 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,490 I'm a giant nerd. 990 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,961 I don't know what to say. Are you angry? 991 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,796 No, I'm pissed. 992 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:45,102 Do you know that I've seen every single episode 993 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:47,271 of the original Battlestar Galactica, 994 00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:49,740 like, 50 times? 995 00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:50,941 I never told you 'cause I thought 996 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,243 you'd look down on that stuff. 997 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:54,144 You've gotta be kidding. 998 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:56,313 No. What do you think I was watching 999 00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:57,348 while you went away on that business conference 1000 00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:58,716 last weekend? 1001 00:41:58,783 --> 00:42:00,851 I wasn't at a business conf... 1002 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:02,152 I was at comicon! 1003 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,989 No way. 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