1 00:00:04,323 --> 00:00:06,441 Come on, Niño. 2 00:00:06,561 --> 00:00:08,594 Show us the goods. 3 00:00:08,714 --> 00:00:11,464 Listen up, the minute Niño reveals the stash, we move. 4 00:00:13,205 --> 00:00:14,983 - Who is it? - Somebody's at the door. 5 00:00:15,103 --> 00:00:17,143 Room service. Good afternoon. 6 00:00:17,263 --> 00:00:18,963 I have the monthly suppliers. 7 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:21,288 - You gotta be kidding me. - Get the hell out of here. 8 00:00:21,536 --> 00:00:23,651 This couldn't get any more ridiculous. 9 00:00:23,771 --> 00:00:26,157 It's not my fault. It's God's. 10 00:00:26,228 --> 00:00:28,496 I was wrong. Oh, jeez. 11 00:00:28,563 --> 00:00:30,464 Oh, no. 12 00:00:30,532 --> 00:00:32,867 - I'm just doing my job, sir. - Aha. 13 00:00:32,934 --> 00:00:34,568 Oh. 14 00:00:34,636 --> 00:00:36,170 We should get in there. 15 00:00:36,238 --> 00:00:39,306 Eh, just hold on there. Keep... keep going. 16 00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:40,474 We were not under the impression 17 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:41,742 that you would be armed. 18 00:00:41,810 --> 00:00:43,077 You're selling these prescription drugs 19 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,445 - right out of this hotel room? - Yeah, sure. 20 00:00:44,513 --> 00:00:45,746 Did you get that? 21 00:00:45,814 --> 00:00:47,314 Let's move. 22 00:00:47,382 --> 00:00:49,350 When I'm not on the street, wiping out... Ugh! 23 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,852 [Gunshot] Crap. 24 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,556 Don't move! Don't you frickin' move! 25 00:00:55,624 --> 00:00:57,291 Lassie. 26 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:59,159 We totally caught the bad guys. 27 00:01:01,296 --> 00:01:02,796 Agh. What were you thinking? 28 00:01:02,864 --> 00:01:04,532 - You crashed our stakeout. - You're welcome. 29 00:01:09,271 --> 00:01:11,639 You think the chief called us in to congratulate us 30 00:01:11,706 --> 00:01:13,674 - on our bust yesterday? - Most definitely. 31 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:15,743 I'm also assuming that there will be an award involved. 32 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,044 A "busty"? 33 00:01:17,112 --> 00:01:18,579 I was thinking lifetime achievement. 34 00:01:18,647 --> 00:01:20,614 "Busties" usually go to strippers or sculptors. 35 00:01:20,682 --> 00:01:22,182 - Lionel Richie has one. - Oh. 36 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,817 All right, everybody, listen up, 37 00:01:23,885 --> 00:01:25,786 this morning another check-cashing establishment 38 00:01:25,854 --> 00:01:28,088 was robbed at gunpoint. 39 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,324 It, like the others, is owned by Devry Longsdale. 40 00:01:30,392 --> 00:01:32,793 Longsdale is a two-bit gangster 41 00:01:32,861 --> 00:01:35,362 who runs one of the sleaziest operations in town. 42 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:37,231 In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he's being ripped off 43 00:01:37,299 --> 00:01:38,966 by some other lowlife that he's double-crossed. 44 00:01:39,034 --> 00:01:42,303 It is important that we separate our feelings about Longsdale 45 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,071 from the fact that whoever's robbing him 46 00:01:44,139 --> 00:01:46,173 is breaking the law and needs to be brought to justice. 47 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:47,808 And we have strong reason to believe, 48 00:01:47,876 --> 00:01:49,810 based on security-video footage, 49 00:01:49,878 --> 00:01:53,047 that this person is a Mr. David Arnold. 50 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:54,882 - Oh. - He is 35 years of age 51 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:56,383 and served seven years for armed robbery. 52 00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:58,052 He disables the alarm, 53 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,353 gets in and out in under five minutes. 54 00:01:59,421 --> 00:02:01,255 - He is all business. - But only up front. 55 00:02:01,323 --> 00:02:03,190 Around back, there is a major party going on. 56 00:02:03,258 --> 00:02:05,659 [Laughs] 57 00:02:05,727 --> 00:02:08,829 Mr. Spencer, Mr. Guster, my office now. 58 00:02:08,897 --> 00:02:11,432 Excuse us. Gus and I have to go receive props now. 59 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:15,936 - Commander. - Mr. Spencer. 60 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:17,171 Yesterday's stunt 61 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,507 may be the most asinine and idiotic thing 62 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:23,377 I've seen in all my years at this department. 63 00:02:23,445 --> 00:02:24,578 That doesn't sound like props. 64 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:25,846 - She's roasting us. - Oh. 65 00:02:25,914 --> 00:02:27,414 What the hell do you think you were doing? 66 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:29,283 Oh, I don't know, catching the bad guys. 67 00:02:29,351 --> 00:02:32,453 [Both laughing] 68 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:37,191 I hired you to assist Lassiter in taking down Baez, 69 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,859 not go rogue. 70 00:02:38,927 --> 00:02:40,027 Yeah. 71 00:02:40,095 --> 00:02:41,362 I told him over a week ago 72 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,297 that I sensed Baez was working out of that hotel, 73 00:02:43,365 --> 00:02:44,865 and he didn't do anything. 74 00:02:44,933 --> 00:02:46,734 He was setting up a sting, Shawn. 75 00:02:46,801 --> 00:02:48,335 Do you have any idea what that involves? 76 00:02:48,403 --> 00:02:50,704 Newman, Redford, the ladies, 77 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:52,339 the ponies. 78 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:55,843 Wiretaps, search warrants, surveillance teams, 79 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,244 all of which take time. 80 00:02:57,312 --> 00:02:59,413 That sounds like something for you to worry about. 81 00:02:59,481 --> 00:03:01,315 What we like to do is come up with a solution 82 00:03:01,383 --> 00:03:02,650 and make it happen. 83 00:03:02,717 --> 00:03:04,184 Not always in that order. 84 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,020 Well, I can't afford to hire you 85 00:03:06,087 --> 00:03:08,989 on any more cases when you have zero understanding 86 00:03:09,057 --> 00:03:10,791 of basic police procedure. 87 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:12,459 In the end, we always come through. 88 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:14,495 Just like the chairman of the federal reserve. 89 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,764 I'm not putting you on another case until you acquire 90 00:03:16,831 --> 00:03:18,999 a fundamental understanding 91 00:03:19,067 --> 00:03:20,701 of the way police operate. 92 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:24,171 Fine. We'll dust off our Chips DVDs and meet you 93 00:03:24,239 --> 00:03:26,507 - back here Monday morning. - Best homework ever. 94 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:29,877 I'm afraid that's not going to cut it. 95 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,745 - Henry. - We've organized for both 96 00:03:31,813 --> 00:03:34,148 of you to participate in a three-week crash course 97 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,383 at the Police Academy. 98 00:03:36,451 --> 00:03:38,485 - What? - Boing. 99 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,954 I have to warn you this is going to be challenging. 100 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:43,190 - Ohh. - Come on, son. 101 00:03:43,258 --> 00:03:44,458 Don't worry. 102 00:03:44,526 --> 00:03:47,428 We... we know exactly what we need to do. 103 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,163 We make funny sound effects with our mouths, 104 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,798 stay on Bubba Smith's good side. 105 00:03:50,865 --> 00:03:52,700 Gus, give me some machine-gun action. 106 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:56,870 Brrrr. 107 00:03:56,938 --> 00:04:00,908 - I said machine gun. - I know. That was a AK-47. 108 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,810 No, I was talking about the firearm. 109 00:04:02,877 --> 00:04:04,211 This isn't a movie, Shawn. 110 00:04:04,279 --> 00:04:05,846 You're gonna have to exhibit discipline, 111 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:07,047 a respect for authority, 112 00:04:07,115 --> 00:04:09,183 a willingness to follow the rules, 113 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,784 none of which are your strong suit. 114 00:04:10,852 --> 00:04:12,920 You just tell me when and where. 115 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:15,022 This is a Rebecca Lobo layup. 116 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:16,390 Okay. 117 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:19,259 You have to report to the academy downtown at noon. 118 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,461 Noon? 119 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:23,764 That means we have four hours. 120 00:04:23,832 --> 00:04:27,101 Four hours? No. 121 00:04:27,168 --> 00:04:29,770 - It's 11:00 A.M. - I know. 122 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,974 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 123 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:35,042 ♪ ♪ 124 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:37,010 ♪ I know you know ♪ 125 00:04:37,078 --> 00:04:39,113 ♪ that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 126 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:41,181 ♪ I know you know ♪ 127 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:42,783 ♪ they just don't have any proof ♪ 128 00:04:42,851 --> 00:04:44,118 ♪ Embrace the deception ♪ 129 00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:45,652 ♪ learn how to bend ♪ 130 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,287 ♪ your worst inhibitions ♪ 131 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,490 ♪ tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 132 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:53,890 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 133 00:04:54,183 --> 00:04:55,850 So chief Vick told me you two were psychics. 134 00:04:55,918 --> 00:04:57,652 That's just me, sir. 135 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,354 I'm a pharmaceutical salesman, sir. 136 00:04:59,421 --> 00:05:01,723 You don't need to finish every sentence with the word "sir." 137 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:03,358 But it feels fun and silly, sir. 138 00:05:03,425 --> 00:05:06,060 Well, knock it off. 139 00:05:06,128 --> 00:05:07,762 What the hell are you two wearing, anyway? 140 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:09,998 These are official Police Academy sweat outfits. 141 00:05:10,065 --> 00:05:11,399 I've never seen 'em before. 142 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:13,201 Then you've never seen any of the movies. 143 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,936 These are exact replicas. 144 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:16,938 If you give Gus your sizes, he'll make you one as well. 145 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:19,707 Let me make one thing very clear, gentlemen. 146 00:05:19,775 --> 00:05:21,409 This is not summer camp. 147 00:05:21,477 --> 00:05:23,511 For the next three weeks, I will be putting you 148 00:05:23,579 --> 00:05:26,814 through an intense program designed to make you think, act, 149 00:05:26,882 --> 00:05:29,851 and behave like officers of the law. 150 00:05:29,919 --> 00:05:33,054 Prepare to be pushed to your physical, mental, and, 151 00:05:33,122 --> 00:05:35,256 yes, emotional limits. 152 00:05:35,324 --> 00:05:38,226 Warning... Gus here's a big weeper. 153 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,527 Says the guy who broke down 154 00:05:39,595 --> 00:05:41,563 while watching a commercial this morning. 155 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:43,865 There were abused puppies and a Sarah McLachlan song. 156 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:45,066 I am not a robot. 157 00:05:45,134 --> 00:05:47,135 Good. Wanted to make sure you two 158 00:05:47,203 --> 00:05:49,437 didn't snake out of this. 159 00:05:49,505 --> 00:05:53,708 Nick Conforth? 160 00:05:53,776 --> 00:05:55,610 I didn't know you were still on the force. 161 00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:57,412 Hello, Lassiter. 162 00:05:57,479 --> 00:05:58,746 How do you two know each other? 163 00:05:58,814 --> 00:06:00,048 Us? 164 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:02,016 We're old pals from the academy. 165 00:06:02,084 --> 00:06:04,118 We had an ongoing battle as to who would graduate 166 00:06:04,186 --> 00:06:06,721 in the top spot... I won. 167 00:06:06,789 --> 00:06:09,190 That's probably 'cause you cheated on that final exam. 168 00:06:09,258 --> 00:06:10,491 I earned that spot fair and square. 169 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:11,859 It's good to see you two 170 00:06:11,927 --> 00:06:13,361 have put all this old stuff behind you. 171 00:06:13,429 --> 00:06:16,564 Eh, look, none of that matters now, does it? 172 00:06:16,632 --> 00:06:18,833 Because I'm head detective of the S.B.P.D., 173 00:06:18,901 --> 00:06:21,836 and you're... 174 00:06:21,904 --> 00:06:24,038 You're clearly doing well. 175 00:06:24,106 --> 00:06:25,740 I'm the associate head of this academy, 176 00:06:25,808 --> 00:06:27,542 in charge of all cadet training. 177 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:29,577 Cool. Hey, look at that. 178 00:06:29,645 --> 00:06:31,145 They even give you your own badge. 179 00:06:31,213 --> 00:06:33,414 It just turns out my heart was in teaching. 180 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:36,351 Look, there is no judgment here. 181 00:06:36,418 --> 00:06:39,087 If you ever want a real-life example of someone 182 00:06:39,154 --> 00:06:41,222 who catches bad guys for a living, 183 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:43,591 I'd be more than happy to come talk to your students. 184 00:06:43,659 --> 00:06:45,126 [Loud thud] 185 00:06:45,194 --> 00:06:46,628 Don't you forget that I worked 186 00:06:46,695 --> 00:06:49,430 in the field too, detective. 187 00:06:49,498 --> 00:06:51,666 That's right. What was that, six months? 188 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:53,935 Six months you did that. Then what happened? 189 00:06:54,003 --> 00:06:56,537 'Cause I-I-I don't... I don't remember, Conforth. 190 00:06:56,605 --> 00:07:00,074 Suspicious person, 4423 live at the mobil station. 191 00:07:00,142 --> 00:07:01,409 Group of guys in an old cutlass. 192 00:07:01,477 --> 00:07:02,810 Excuse me. Duty calls. 193 00:07:02,878 --> 00:07:06,481 Copy, Lassiter responding. E.T.A., 15 minutes. 194 00:07:06,548 --> 00:07:07,949 I got to go. 195 00:07:08,017 --> 00:07:09,984 Really good seeing you, Conforth. 196 00:07:10,052 --> 00:07:12,153 Have fun with these clowns. 197 00:07:17,293 --> 00:07:19,827 - Is he really head detective? - I'm afraid so. 198 00:07:19,895 --> 00:07:22,563 Officer Conforth, is it possible that I may take 199 00:07:22,631 --> 00:07:23,865 a little snack break. 200 00:07:23,932 --> 00:07:25,133 I haven't had anything since 2:00. 201 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,335 It's 2:15. Absolutely not. 202 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:30,538 - Is that a fire alarm? - I don't hear anything. 203 00:07:30,606 --> 00:07:33,975 [Imitates alarm beeping] 204 00:07:34,043 --> 00:07:36,511 Why is he making weird cat noises? 205 00:07:36,578 --> 00:07:38,880 You have to stop. You're embarrassing yourself. 206 00:07:38,947 --> 00:07:41,349 Listen, your program breaks down as follows. 207 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:42,684 A third will be spent in the classroom. 208 00:07:42,751 --> 00:07:44,285 A third will involve fieldwork. 209 00:07:44,353 --> 00:07:46,487 And one-third will be focused on physical training. 210 00:07:46,555 --> 00:07:49,290 - What about the other third? - Are you kidding? 211 00:07:49,358 --> 00:07:51,526 Never mind. Surprise us. 212 00:08:30,699 --> 00:08:31,733 [Gunshot] 213 00:08:36,705 --> 00:08:38,339 Dude, you're supposed to let go. 214 00:08:38,407 --> 00:08:39,607 And fall into that disgusting-ass water? 215 00:08:39,675 --> 00:08:41,509 I'll get dysentery, Shawn. 216 00:08:45,814 --> 00:08:48,649 [Gunshots] 217 00:08:53,822 --> 00:08:55,189 How did this improve the situation? 218 00:08:55,257 --> 00:08:57,859 What is dysentery? 219 00:09:03,599 --> 00:09:06,367 Time! 220 00:09:08,737 --> 00:09:11,706 I can't believe you are Henry Spencer's son. 221 00:09:11,774 --> 00:09:12,840 Well, neither can I. 222 00:09:12,908 --> 00:09:14,308 It's an ongoing investigation, 223 00:09:14,376 --> 00:09:17,011 and in my defense, I had reasonable suspicion 224 00:09:17,079 --> 00:09:18,746 for all of those cardboard people that I shot. 225 00:09:18,814 --> 00:09:21,048 You shot two innocent women. 226 00:09:21,116 --> 00:09:24,452 If I may, the first woman with the groceries 227 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,454 was exiting a library that doesn't allow snacks. 228 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,956 I know this because we've tried on several occasions. 229 00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:31,426 And the second woman was simply a replica of the first woman, 230 00:09:31,493 --> 00:09:33,394 but they painted her face brown, which is both offensive 231 00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:34,429 and suspicious. 232 00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:36,030 But you shot her three times. 233 00:09:36,098 --> 00:09:37,565 - Semantics. - It's not semantics. 234 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:39,767 How can you two be responsible for solving all these cases? 235 00:09:39,835 --> 00:09:41,169 I can't believe you get out of bed 236 00:09:41,236 --> 00:09:42,837 in the morning without hurting yourselves. 237 00:09:42,905 --> 00:09:45,940 Oh, but we do and injury-free since June of last year, 238 00:09:46,008 --> 00:09:47,241 when Gus broke his finger 239 00:09:47,309 --> 00:09:49,944 flipping the injury-countdown calendar. 240 00:09:50,012 --> 00:09:51,179 Wait, that's irony, right? 241 00:09:51,246 --> 00:09:52,613 Irony is you asking me 242 00:09:52,681 --> 00:09:54,582 what irony means every time you say it. 243 00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:58,386 All right, maybe you'll do better in the field. 244 00:09:58,454 --> 00:10:00,688 Today we will be patrolling a designated area 245 00:10:00,756 --> 00:10:03,524 under the close supervision of myself and Fenway. 246 00:10:03,592 --> 00:10:05,960 - Who's Fenway? - That guy right over there. 247 00:10:06,028 --> 00:10:07,862 Oh. 248 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:10,398 Best scent dog in the state. 249 00:10:10,466 --> 00:10:12,733 Played a role in solving over 50 cases. 250 00:10:12,801 --> 00:10:14,502 Also played roles in The Bad News Bears, 251 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,104 The Odd Couple, and Grumpy Old Men. 252 00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,006 [Laughing] He does look like Walter Matthau. 253 00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:20,875 [Barks] 254 00:10:20,943 --> 00:10:22,410 Here are your uniforms. 255 00:10:22,478 --> 00:10:24,145 The badges are temporary. 256 00:10:24,213 --> 00:10:26,280 The guns, thank God, are props, 257 00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:29,116 but everything else is what's issued to our current officers. 258 00:10:29,184 --> 00:10:31,219 These are not toys, gentlemen! 259 00:10:31,286 --> 00:10:33,254 An officer's equipment is to be guarded 260 00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:34,989 and accounted for at all times. 261 00:10:35,057 --> 00:10:36,791 - Is that clear? - Yes, Sensei. 262 00:10:36,859 --> 00:10:39,627 So on patrol today, can we pull people over and stuff? 263 00:10:39,695 --> 00:10:43,698 Yes, as long as there's probable cause. 264 00:10:43,765 --> 00:10:46,567 [Siren wailing] 265 00:10:46,635 --> 00:10:48,302 You've got to be kidding me. 266 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:52,740 [Indistinct radio chatter] 267 00:10:52,808 --> 00:10:54,842 [Sighs] 268 00:10:58,013 --> 00:11:00,314 Sir, I'm gonna need to see your license 269 00:11:00,382 --> 00:11:01,716 and registration, please. 270 00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:03,384 Spencer, you must be out of your damn mind 271 00:11:03,452 --> 00:11:04,952 if you think that's gonna happen. 272 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,988 License and registration, please, sir. 273 00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:08,523 Hey! 274 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:11,759 - Have you been drinking, sir? - That's it. 275 00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:13,394 Sir, if you don't calm down, I will be forced 276 00:11:13,462 --> 00:11:14,595 to tase you in the face. 277 00:11:14,663 --> 00:11:16,430 You don't have a taser. 278 00:11:16,498 --> 00:11:19,100 Ohh. I should have known. 279 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,802 You were doing 45 in a 40. 280 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,738 The law is the law. 281 00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:25,373 What the hell, Conforth? You can't beat me on the field, 282 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,941 so now you're trying to beat me off? 283 00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:28,776 You may want to rephrase that, sir. 284 00:11:28,844 --> 00:11:29,944 Maybe he has been drinking. 285 00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:31,445 Sir, I'm gonna need you to stand 286 00:11:31,513 --> 00:11:33,447 on one foot and hop at a medium pace. 287 00:11:33,515 --> 00:11:36,217 All units, we have a robbery in progress 288 00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:38,419 at Longsdale's check cashing, Wilcox and Shire. 289 00:11:38,487 --> 00:11:39,620 Owns stay here. 290 00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:41,455 I'm gonna go do some real police work. 291 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,426 You're pathetic, Conforth. 292 00:11:45,494 --> 00:11:47,461 [Engine turning] 293 00:11:47,529 --> 00:11:50,631 [Tires squealing] 294 00:11:50,699 --> 00:11:51,866 Damn. 295 00:11:51,934 --> 00:11:53,367 Don't let him get to you, Nick. 296 00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:55,803 No, he's right. I am pathetic. What the hell am I doing? 297 00:11:55,871 --> 00:11:58,072 I'll tell you exactly what you're doing. 298 00:11:58,140 --> 00:11:59,607 You're teaching refined skills 299 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,276 that guys like us can utilize for weeks, 300 00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:03,611 most likely days. 301 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,112 Seriously, for the ten hours or so 302 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,648 that we retain the stuff that you've taught us, 303 00:12:07,716 --> 00:12:08,983 you made a real difference, Nick. 304 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:11,118 I am twice the cop that he is. 305 00:12:11,186 --> 00:12:13,120 Well, don't just stand there and wax on about it. 306 00:12:13,188 --> 00:12:15,423 Did you notice that he took the freeway? 307 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:17,224 - So? - So? 308 00:12:17,292 --> 00:12:19,226 He just added ten minutes to his trip. 309 00:12:19,294 --> 00:12:20,895 We can get you there in under five. 310 00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:22,830 Just in time to bust the perp. 311 00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:25,032 No. No. No way. You know what kind of trouble I'd get into 312 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,201 getting two cadets involved in an active robbery? No. 313 00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:28,669 Think about it, Nick. 314 00:12:28,737 --> 00:12:31,639 This is finally a chance to show him up once and for all. 315 00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:36,811 If we do this, we got to catch the bad guys. 316 00:12:36,878 --> 00:12:38,512 Don't worry, Nick. 317 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,682 It's our specialty. 318 00:12:47,022 --> 00:12:49,490 Slow down. It's just up here on the left. 319 00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:51,092 Holy crap. That's the guy. 320 00:12:51,159 --> 00:12:52,627 Stop the car. 321 00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:57,198 Stop. Stop right here. 322 00:12:57,265 --> 00:12:59,033 Gah! 323 00:12:59,101 --> 00:13:01,335 Let's go, Nick. 324 00:13:01,403 --> 00:13:02,503 Nick! 325 00:13:04,806 --> 00:13:06,007 Nick. 326 00:13:06,074 --> 00:13:08,275 I understand why he went back to teaching. 327 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,228 He's headed towards the college over there. 328 00:13:27,295 --> 00:13:29,797 I guess that obstacle course does have a practical purpose. 329 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:37,705 Everybody, listen up! 330 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,940 Come out of your dorm rooms! 331 00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:42,376 We are looking for a redneck... 332 00:13:42,444 --> 00:13:44,478 - Hello. - With a black backpack, 333 00:13:44,546 --> 00:13:46,914 and we're pretty sure he came down this hallway. 334 00:13:46,982 --> 00:13:48,949 Screw you, cadet. 335 00:13:52,387 --> 00:13:54,288 Uh, he... he went right out there. 336 00:14:02,831 --> 00:14:04,665 Guster, any luck? 337 00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:08,069 That's a negative. 338 00:14:08,136 --> 00:14:11,205 What are you guys, like, firemen? 339 00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:15,743 Don't sweat it, Nick. 340 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,645 And Lassie doesn't need to hear about this. 341 00:14:17,713 --> 00:14:19,280 Okay? 342 00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:21,315 Too late, idiots. 343 00:14:33,195 --> 00:14:34,895 Where's Mr. Guster? 344 00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:36,897 Well, chief, I'm gonna be frank with you. 345 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:39,834 Gus had a tuna... possibly chicken-salad sandwich 346 00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,369 from the vending machine, 347 00:14:41,436 --> 00:14:43,537 and that, combined with the fact that we're in hot water again, 348 00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:45,172 put his stomach on the fritz. 349 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,774 How long will he be? 350 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:51,112 35, 40 minutes, tops. 351 00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:52,847 Well, you can fill him in yourself. 352 00:14:52,914 --> 00:14:54,448 Officer Conforth, 353 00:14:54,516 --> 00:14:57,418 you drove two cadets to a robbery in progress, 354 00:14:57,486 --> 00:15:00,955 and you let them chase a suspect while you did what exactly? 355 00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:03,758 I'm not sure it's important, chief. 356 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:06,727 I have an educated guess that's 100% accurate. 357 00:15:06,795 --> 00:15:09,530 Officer Conforth here froze like the North Pole, 358 00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:12,633 because when some men look danger in the eye, 359 00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,535 they blink repeatedly, 360 00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:17,271 like they're staring into the sun. 361 00:15:17,339 --> 00:15:18,606 Some things never change, huh? 362 00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:19,974 Well, unfortunately, 363 00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:22,710 I have no choice but to suspend you for one month, 364 00:15:22,778 --> 00:15:24,545 pending a full investigation. 365 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:28,115 No. Come on, chief, don't you think that's a little harsh? 366 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:31,152 Mr. Spencer, you're in no position to be defending anyone. 367 00:15:31,219 --> 00:15:33,020 You were told not to participate 368 00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,356 in any investigations until you completed your training, 369 00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:38,726 and then you ignored me while somehow managing to lose 370 00:15:38,794 --> 00:15:40,361 half your equipment in the process. 371 00:15:40,429 --> 00:15:41,695 What? 372 00:15:41,763 --> 00:15:43,164 I lost my hat and my flashlight. 373 00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:44,899 Where's your radio? 374 00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:46,467 Boom. 375 00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:48,669 [Sighs] 376 00:15:48,737 --> 00:15:52,339 And my radio... I lost that. 377 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,442 Look, a guy can only carry so much stuff, chief. 378 00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:56,210 You and Mr. Guster 379 00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:58,546 are to return to the academy immediately. 380 00:15:58,613 --> 00:16:00,681 We'd love to do that for you, chief, 381 00:16:00,749 --> 00:16:02,883 but you just suspended our instructor. 382 00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:04,785 And I'm not entirely sure Gus is gonna make it 383 00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:06,053 out of the latrine. 384 00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:07,721 Well, you now have a substitute, 385 00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:09,256 one that I have handpicked 386 00:16:09,324 --> 00:16:11,859 to ensure that there will be no more incidents. 387 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,395 This maneuver is called 388 00:16:14,463 --> 00:16:18,132 the precision immobilization technique, or the pit method. 389 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,468 It is when one car pursuing another 390 00:16:20,535 --> 00:16:22,503 forces the pursued vehicle to abruptly halt. 391 00:16:22,571 --> 00:16:24,105 You may want to write this down. 392 00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,340 - Dude, this is so Top Gun. - Hmm. 393 00:16:26,408 --> 00:16:28,342 I'm Cruise. She's McGillis. 394 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:29,777 You're Sundown. 395 00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:31,479 - Why can't I be the Goose? - You know why. 396 00:16:31,546 --> 00:16:33,814 Stop hypothetically typecasting me, Shawn. 397 00:16:33,882 --> 00:16:35,616 Come on, it means you were also in Die Hard 398 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:37,451 and all those episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger. 399 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:38,752 I want to be the black goose. 400 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,488 I can't do this with your right now. 401 00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:42,857 - Fine. - Yes, Mr. Spencer. 402 00:16:42,924 --> 00:16:45,192 Have you ever seen a small, blue vehicle 403 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:47,895 swing out in front of a twin mack truck, 404 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,663 pull a 180 spin, 405 00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:51,165 and then continue in reverse 406 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,400 while maintaining both speed and control? 407 00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:56,036 No. And why would someone do something so stupid? 408 00:16:56,104 --> 00:16:58,506 To communicate. 409 00:16:58,573 --> 00:17:01,942 You know, to keep up international relations. 410 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,177 Do you have any real questions, 411 00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:04,445 or would you rather keep wasting our time? 412 00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:06,213 Well, hypothetically speaking, 413 00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:09,950 let's say there's a guy knocking off check-cashing places 414 00:17:10,018 --> 00:17:11,852 - in order to gather... - That's not hypothetical. 415 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,854 That is a real and current case we are not discussing 416 00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:15,756 - in this class. - Understood. 417 00:17:18,693 --> 00:17:21,028 Yes, Mr. Spencer. 418 00:17:21,096 --> 00:17:23,864 Let's say there's a lady, and she has sticky fingers, 419 00:17:23,932 --> 00:17:26,100 and she's knocking off those joints 420 00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:28,002 that give you, like, a cash advance 421 00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:30,037 on your paycheck in case you want to go to a club. 422 00:17:30,105 --> 00:17:32,006 Okay, you know what? That's gonna be it for today. 423 00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:34,175 We will continue discussing the pit maneuver 424 00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:35,910 on Friday. 425 00:17:35,977 --> 00:17:37,578 Mr. Spencer, a word? 426 00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:39,880 I think you might be in trouble with the teacher. 427 00:17:39,948 --> 00:17:42,750 I sure hope so. 428 00:17:44,853 --> 00:17:46,887 [Sighs] You should start taking this training seriously. 429 00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:48,355 It's for your own good. 430 00:17:48,423 --> 00:17:50,624 Oh, come on, we both know this is some crazy idea 431 00:17:50,692 --> 00:17:52,193 dreamt up by my dad and the chief. 432 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:55,863 It wasn't their idea, Shawn. It was mine. 433 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,698 I suggested the academy 434 00:17:57,766 --> 00:18:00,768 to protect you from being killed. 435 00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:02,469 [Cell phone rings] 436 00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:04,004 Hey, Carlton. 437 00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:05,539 David Arnold's car was just spotted 438 00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:07,141 near Rose Valley on Harris Street. 439 00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:08,642 This is the real deal, O'Hara. 440 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,444 Hop in a black-and-white, and let's bust this guy. 441 00:18:10,512 --> 00:18:11,779 I'm on my way. 442 00:18:11,846 --> 00:18:13,380 - I got to go. - Jules... 443 00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,115 Look, I know that Gus and I 444 00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,984 are not supposed to get involved in this investigation, 445 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,752 but I have to be honest with you. 446 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:20,754 That's gonna be very difficult for us. 447 00:18:20,822 --> 00:18:24,191 Yeah, I can see that. 448 00:18:24,259 --> 00:18:25,626 Why don't you come with me? 449 00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:27,261 - Really? - Yeah. 450 00:18:27,329 --> 00:18:28,729 Sundown, we're in. 451 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:31,265 The Goose, Shawn, the Black Goose. 452 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,833 That has no ring to it at all. 453 00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:35,869 Harris Street at Rose Valley, unit 21 en route. 454 00:18:35,937 --> 00:18:38,772 Suspect named in check-cashing robberies detained, 455 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,773 awaiting backup. 456 00:18:39,841 --> 00:18:41,141 License plate confirmed. 457 00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:42,910 Registrant... David Arnold. 458 00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:45,412 Approach with extreme caution. 459 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,487 What? 460 00:18:56,057 --> 00:18:58,425 - Wow. - She locked us in the car. 461 00:18:58,493 --> 00:19:01,629 That's why she let us come... So she could keep tabs. 462 00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:03,597 That crafty little doodle pumpkin. 463 00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,468 Arnold, get out of that vehicle 464 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:09,336 with your hands in the air. 465 00:19:09,404 --> 00:19:11,639 Do it! 466 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,084 You locked 'em in the cruiser, right? 467 00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,252 - Yes. - I appreciate that. 468 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,154 No problem. 469 00:19:31,726 --> 00:19:33,594 We are gonna be in so much hot water for this, Shawn. 470 00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:34,828 Come on, Gus. 471 00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:37,498 The water is lukewarm, pee-warm at worst. 472 00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:39,199 Bottom line is this is not sitting right with me. 473 00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,601 You say that for every case. 474 00:19:40,669 --> 00:19:42,202 Yeah, but this is like sitting on a chair 475 00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,871 covered with little wooden jacks that dig 476 00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:46,206 - right up into the hunkers. - Why would you choose that? 477 00:19:46,274 --> 00:19:48,175 Look, we owe it to Nick to catch this clown. 478 00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:49,543 It's your fault he got suspended. 479 00:19:49,611 --> 00:19:51,345 - It's our fault. - How come when something 480 00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:52,813 is my fault, it's mine exclusively, 481 00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:54,348 but when it's your fault, we share it equally? 482 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:56,684 Because I went to college. 483 00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:57,918 - That's not cool. - Well... 484 00:19:57,986 --> 00:20:00,554 - This is weird. - What? 485 00:20:00,622 --> 00:20:02,289 The license plate registered to David Arnold's car 486 00:20:02,357 --> 00:20:04,325 has been in the system for over a year. 487 00:20:04,392 --> 00:20:06,060 - So? - So that tiny Korean woman 488 00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:07,828 bought her car three weeks ago. 489 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,663 Which means prior to three weeks ago, 490 00:20:09,731 --> 00:20:11,165 the police were tracking a license plate number 491 00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:12,599 that hadn't even been created yet. 492 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,668 Exactly. The question is, 493 00:20:14,736 --> 00:20:16,270 how did a bogus license plate number 494 00:20:16,338 --> 00:20:18,305 make it onto David Arnold's profile? 495 00:20:18,373 --> 00:20:20,274 Who are you calling? 496 00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:22,676 His parole officer. 497 00:20:24,779 --> 00:20:27,247 Dude, it's an Ikea. 498 00:20:27,315 --> 00:20:29,183 Uh, question... 499 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,885 Do you guys make those Swedish meatballs in house, 500 00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:34,421 or do you have them flown in frozen? 501 00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,523 Gus, what if they're frozen? 502 00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,158 That's a huge game changer for us. 503 00:20:38,226 --> 00:20:39,793 We'll call them back later, Shawn. 504 00:20:39,861 --> 00:20:41,095 I think all the information 505 00:20:41,162 --> 00:20:42,863 in David Arnold's police record is phony. 506 00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:44,832 What about his listed home address? 507 00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:46,934 [Keys clacking] [Scoffs] It's in Boise, Idaho. 508 00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:49,536 [Keys clacking] 509 00:20:52,107 --> 00:20:54,475 The wild goose lounge? 510 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:57,411 As in wild-goose chase. 511 00:20:57,479 --> 00:20:59,580 David Arnold doesn't exist, Gus. 512 00:20:59,647 --> 00:21:01,048 Somebody made him up, 513 00:21:01,116 --> 00:21:02,983 like Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science, 514 00:21:03,051 --> 00:21:06,520 minus that sweet, generous bosom and the seductive accent. 515 00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:09,022 So this fake guy's a red herring for the police to chase, 516 00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:10,691 while the real robbers are ripping off 517 00:21:10,759 --> 00:21:12,192 these check-cashing places. 518 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:14,528 Who is capable of hacking into the S.B.P.D. database 519 00:21:14,596 --> 00:21:17,564 and planting a fake profile? 520 00:21:17,632 --> 00:21:20,901 He's headed towards the college over there. 521 00:21:20,969 --> 00:21:22,302 He went out there. 522 00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:25,739 What are you guys, like, firemen? 523 00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:29,243 Those crafty little bastards. 524 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:32,846 We got to go back to college. 525 00:21:40,522 --> 00:21:43,257 Maverick to Charlie, over. 526 00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:44,825 What, Shawn? 527 00:21:44,893 --> 00:21:47,361 According to the dean of S.B.I.T., 528 00:21:47,395 --> 00:21:49,930 the kids are Chris Shepard and Dickie Hollenbrau. 529 00:21:49,998 --> 00:21:52,065 Apparently, they're both computer wunderkinds. 530 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:53,333 And you think they're the ones 531 00:21:53,401 --> 00:21:54,601 that hacked into the S.B.P.D. database? 532 00:21:54,669 --> 00:21:56,236 That's a 10-4, Charlie. 533 00:21:56,304 --> 00:21:58,539 They disabled Longsdale's security system 534 00:21:58,606 --> 00:21:59,807 minutes before the hit. 535 00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:01,575 Okay, listen, do not go any further with this, 536 00:22:01,643 --> 00:22:02,843 and by all means, 537 00:22:02,911 --> 00:22:04,545 do not go tracking them down at that school. 538 00:22:04,612 --> 00:22:07,781 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 539 00:22:07,849 --> 00:22:11,118 [Cheering] 540 00:22:11,186 --> 00:22:13,554 - Copy that. - You are unbelievable. 541 00:22:13,621 --> 00:22:14,988 Look, backup is on the way. 542 00:22:15,056 --> 00:22:16,690 Just don't do what you normally do. 543 00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:18,592 Done. Let's do this. 544 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:19,993 I go high. You go low. 545 00:22:20,061 --> 00:22:21,428 I'll go high. You go low. 546 00:22:21,496 --> 00:22:23,764 - I always go high. - We only did high-low once. 547 00:22:23,832 --> 00:22:25,866 - Yeah, and I went high. - Let's mix it up. Go low. 548 00:22:29,571 --> 00:22:32,172 Ah! Ow! 549 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,410 Looks like they cleared out of here. 550 00:22:36,478 --> 00:22:37,644 Yeah, I can see that, Gus. 551 00:22:37,712 --> 00:22:38,912 - You went high. - I know. 552 00:22:47,721 --> 00:22:49,388 [Beep] Dude... 553 00:22:49,456 --> 00:22:51,257 What are you doing? 554 00:22:51,324 --> 00:22:52,625 We have, like, six minutes before Lassie gets here. 555 00:22:52,693 --> 00:22:55,061 We will be long duck gone by then, Gus. 556 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:56,562 Just snoop it up. 557 00:23:09,342 --> 00:23:12,411 Hey, you think it's weird that these two 558 00:23:12,479 --> 00:23:15,448 have over 10,000 loyal-shopper points from Bazo's grocery, 559 00:23:15,515 --> 00:23:17,283 even though it's, like, 20 miles away? 560 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:20,986 Yeah, and the tuna salad is really mayonnaise-y. 561 00:23:21,054 --> 00:23:22,955 Check this out. 562 00:23:23,023 --> 00:23:24,390 What do you got? 563 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:27,026 Ooh. 564 00:23:27,094 --> 00:23:29,295 This is their room right here. 565 00:23:29,362 --> 00:23:31,697 Closet. Closet. 566 00:23:38,338 --> 00:23:42,675 [Popcorn popping] 567 00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:45,211 [Whispering] Gus... 568 00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:48,581 The smoking gun. 569 00:23:48,648 --> 00:23:50,616 Let's go, Nick! 570 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:56,589 Oh, we just missed these puppies. 571 00:23:56,656 --> 00:23:58,924 Two-bit gangster Devry Longsdale. 572 00:23:58,992 --> 00:24:00,359 That's Devry. 573 00:24:00,427 --> 00:24:03,462 He owns the check-cashing places that got knocked off. 574 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:07,399 We're gonna find these guys, get my money, 575 00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:11,937 and shoot 'em in they faces like Marvin in Pulp Fiction... 576 00:24:12,005 --> 00:24:14,039 Except we gonna do it on purpose. 577 00:24:24,151 --> 00:24:25,985 How did these two idiots 578 00:24:26,052 --> 00:24:28,220 figure out that it was Chris and Dickie who were robbing 'em? 579 00:24:28,288 --> 00:24:30,022 I don't know, Gus, but we better find those kids 580 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:32,258 before Devry does. 581 00:24:41,735 --> 00:24:43,302 Look, I know you guys 582 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:45,704 searched their dorm, because it reeked of popcorn. 583 00:24:45,772 --> 00:24:46,972 [Both scoff] 584 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,007 That's all you're going off of? 585 00:24:48,074 --> 00:24:49,275 Plus, you left this. 586 00:24:49,342 --> 00:24:51,210 - Ooh. - You have a problem. 587 00:24:51,278 --> 00:24:52,311 And one other thing... 588 00:24:52,379 --> 00:24:54,079 I have arranged for someone else 589 00:24:54,147 --> 00:24:55,781 to take you on your ride-along today. 590 00:24:55,849 --> 00:24:57,850 What? Jules, you can't bail on us now. 591 00:24:57,918 --> 00:24:59,819 Yeah, we're this close to catching Chris and Dickie. 592 00:24:59,886 --> 00:25:01,487 I just don't want to get implicated in any of this. 593 00:25:01,555 --> 00:25:03,222 Well, that is disappointing. 594 00:25:03,290 --> 00:25:05,291 Okay, fine, then who'd you get to replace you? 595 00:25:05,358 --> 00:25:06,892 You guys ready to go? 596 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,427 You rock my world. 597 00:25:10,096 --> 00:25:12,398 After you, Buzz. 598 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:21,207 So I thought we'd, uh, cruise across town 599 00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:23,309 and, uh, follow up on some reported vandalism. 600 00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:25,377 Sweet. Sounds good, Buzz. 601 00:25:25,445 --> 00:25:28,280 You mind if, uh, we stop off at Bazo's grocery first? 602 00:25:28,348 --> 00:25:29,815 Uh, no. No can do. 603 00:25:29,883 --> 00:25:31,951 I was given strict orders not to stop for anything else 604 00:25:32,018 --> 00:25:33,552 but an emergency. 605 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:36,889 All right, but, uh, if Gus here doesn't get some sugar 606 00:25:36,957 --> 00:25:39,425 into his system asap, his foot's gonna fall off. 607 00:25:39,492 --> 00:25:41,694 See, he's got diabetes, 608 00:25:41,761 --> 00:25:43,963 type "A" and simplex 2. 609 00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:45,231 Aw, jeez. 610 00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:46,799 My grandmother had that. 611 00:25:46,867 --> 00:25:49,568 A-are you sure it can't wait till later? 612 00:25:49,636 --> 00:25:51,203 Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine... 613 00:25:51,271 --> 00:25:52,471 As long as you don't mind 614 00:25:52,539 --> 00:25:54,673 having my foot pop off in your backseat. 615 00:25:54,741 --> 00:25:56,008 No way, not on my watch. 616 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,743 - Hang tight, boys. - Thanks, Buzz. 617 00:25:57,811 --> 00:25:59,612 [Siren wails] 618 00:25:59,679 --> 00:26:02,581 It's like taking candy from an enormous baby. 619 00:26:02,649 --> 00:26:03,649 Right. 620 00:26:07,387 --> 00:26:09,455 I'll stay with the car. Get me a couple of glazed. 621 00:26:16,296 --> 00:26:19,164 Well, it looks like the grocery business 622 00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:20,432 has been good to Mr. Bazo. 623 00:26:24,704 --> 00:26:26,171 I don't know if it's these uniforms, 624 00:26:26,239 --> 00:26:27,873 but I've never craved doughnuts more. 625 00:26:27,941 --> 00:26:29,341 We're gonna need another basket. 626 00:26:29,409 --> 00:26:30,609 - I hear that. - They have muffins 627 00:26:30,677 --> 00:26:32,511 and croissants on this bottom shelf. 628 00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:42,988 Where are you going? 629 00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:08,847 That's where all the money's coming from. 630 00:27:08,915 --> 00:27:10,282 Bazo's a bookie. 631 00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:14,720 And a heavily armed one. 632 00:27:14,788 --> 00:27:17,056 May I help you? 633 00:27:17,123 --> 00:27:19,558 It's certainly possible. 634 00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:21,760 I'm officer Shawn Spencer, 635 00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:23,362 and this is my partner, Mission Figz. 636 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:25,064 We're here to ask the tough questions. 637 00:27:25,131 --> 00:27:26,899 For starters, who are you? 638 00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:29,435 Lester Bazo, and that wasn't very tough. 639 00:27:29,502 --> 00:27:30,769 I like to ease my way in. 640 00:27:30,837 --> 00:27:32,304 What's the capital of Liechtenstein? 641 00:27:32,372 --> 00:27:33,839 Shawn. 642 00:27:33,907 --> 00:27:35,841 We're looking for Chris Shepard and Dickie Hollenbrau. 643 00:27:35,909 --> 00:27:37,443 I believe they frequented this establishment. 644 00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:38,911 Do I look like their mothers? 645 00:27:38,979 --> 00:27:40,512 Hard to know. We haven't seen photos. 646 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,114 I don't have to answer any of your questions, 647 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:43,215 seeing as you're just cadets. 648 00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:46,785 [Laughs] Guilty as charged. 649 00:27:46,853 --> 00:27:48,954 Besides, we're not here to bust you, man. 650 00:27:49,022 --> 00:27:51,123 Figz and I have no problems with gambling. 651 00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:52,424 Matter of fact, we've been known 652 00:27:52,492 --> 00:27:53,926 to lay down a few wagers ourselves. 653 00:27:53,994 --> 00:27:56,328 The racing hot dogs on the jumbotrons 654 00:27:56,396 --> 00:27:57,763 at ball games. 655 00:27:57,831 --> 00:27:59,398 Always bet on relish. 656 00:27:59,466 --> 00:28:02,534 The truth is, Chris and Dickie are friends of ours. 657 00:28:02,602 --> 00:28:04,570 Well, I'm tight with Chris, 658 00:28:04,637 --> 00:28:06,305 - and Figz loves Dickie. - What? 659 00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:09,975 We're worried they might have gambling problems. 660 00:28:10,043 --> 00:28:13,078 You think? They were into me for $250k. 661 00:28:13,146 --> 00:28:15,080 What do you mean they were? 662 00:28:15,148 --> 00:28:17,516 Those pinheads paid me off in full last night. 663 00:28:17,584 --> 00:28:19,351 I don't know where they came up with the money, 664 00:28:19,419 --> 00:28:20,886 nor do I care. 665 00:28:20,954 --> 00:28:22,221 Fantastic. 666 00:28:22,288 --> 00:28:23,689 One last question... 667 00:28:23,757 --> 00:28:26,392 Is this the only doughnut station in the store? 668 00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:29,128 Get the hell out of here. 669 00:28:33,299 --> 00:28:35,434 So Chris and Dickie get in over their heads 670 00:28:35,502 --> 00:28:36,869 with this goon, 671 00:28:36,936 --> 00:28:39,104 so they knock off Devry, grab the cash 672 00:28:39,172 --> 00:28:40,639 they need to pay him back. 673 00:28:40,707 --> 00:28:42,841 Which may be the dumbest plan two geniuses ever came up with. 674 00:28:42,909 --> 00:28:45,010 - [Exhales sharply] - Oh, hey, bummer, guys. 675 00:28:45,078 --> 00:28:46,678 We got to cut the ride-along short. 676 00:28:46,746 --> 00:28:48,547 Lassiter called while you guys were in Bazo's, 677 00:28:48,615 --> 00:28:50,616 and they got a reported sighting of the check-cashing suspects 678 00:28:50,683 --> 00:28:51,984 in, uh, Mission Canyon. 679 00:28:52,052 --> 00:28:55,387 So I got to go patrol the area without you guys. 680 00:28:55,455 --> 00:28:57,556 I'll drop you off at the station so you can get your car. 681 00:28:57,624 --> 00:28:59,725 - Thanks, Buzz. - No problem. 682 00:28:59,793 --> 00:29:02,161 Mission Canyon, that's a pretty small area, isn't it? 683 00:29:02,228 --> 00:29:04,763 Yeah, it's three square miles at most. Why? 684 00:29:04,831 --> 00:29:06,498 I think I know how we can track 'em down. 685 00:29:11,071 --> 00:29:12,304 - Nick! - Yo, Nick! 686 00:29:12,372 --> 00:29:13,605 Up and at 'em, man. 687 00:29:13,673 --> 00:29:16,008 - Duty calls. - Nick! 688 00:29:16,076 --> 00:29:17,910 Go away. 689 00:29:19,746 --> 00:29:21,280 Dude, I was kidding. 690 00:29:21,347 --> 00:29:23,015 What, did you sleep here last night? 691 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:25,284 Maybe. 692 00:29:26,986 --> 00:29:30,422 Look, we can catch the guys responsible for those robberies. 693 00:29:30,490 --> 00:29:33,192 Good. You guys go. I'll just screw it up. 694 00:29:33,259 --> 00:29:34,526 I cannot believe what I am hearing. 695 00:29:34,594 --> 00:29:36,095 Do you know what the Nick Conforth we know 696 00:29:36,162 --> 00:29:37,463 - would be doing right now? - No. 697 00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:40,732 Well, neither do we, really, 698 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,669 because our whole relationship with you only spans about a day. 699 00:29:43,736 --> 00:29:47,106 But, come on, don't you teach your cadets to... to tough it out 700 00:29:47,173 --> 00:29:49,074 - when the chips are down? - I don't know. Maybe. 701 00:29:49,142 --> 00:29:51,343 Then you need to practice what you preach. 702 00:29:51,411 --> 00:29:53,412 Now, you get dressed and help us bust these guys. 703 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,014 - What do you have to lose? - Nothing. 704 00:29:56,082 --> 00:29:57,616 You're right. 705 00:29:57,684 --> 00:29:59,384 I literally have nothing left. 706 00:29:59,452 --> 00:30:00,619 That's the spirit. 707 00:30:00,687 --> 00:30:01,920 All right, what do you need me to do? 708 00:30:01,988 --> 00:30:03,455 Grab Walter Matthau. 709 00:30:03,523 --> 00:30:05,491 Fenway. 710 00:30:05,558 --> 00:30:08,060 - There he is. - Matthau... Matthau's coming. 711 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:16,101 A little fieldwork is exactly what Fenway needed 712 00:30:16,169 --> 00:30:17,836 to help get his self-esteem back. 713 00:30:17,904 --> 00:30:20,105 Worst idea ever. 714 00:30:20,173 --> 00:30:21,440 Hold on, hold on. 715 00:30:21,508 --> 00:30:23,175 He... he's onto something. [Barks] 716 00:30:23,243 --> 00:30:26,478 The suspect may be in that house. 717 00:30:26,546 --> 00:30:27,880 - Or there's a squirrel. - Yes! 718 00:30:27,947 --> 00:30:29,848 Best idea ever. 719 00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,450 - Let's do this. - Hold on. 720 00:30:31,518 --> 00:30:32,918 Hold on. We got to call for backup first. 721 00:30:32,986 --> 00:30:34,853 Really? We're off-duty, 722 00:30:34,921 --> 00:30:36,155 - and you've been suspended. - I-I don't care. 723 00:30:36,222 --> 00:30:38,023 We're doing this the right way, end of story. 724 00:30:38,091 --> 00:30:39,424 So call it in, or I will. 725 00:30:39,492 --> 00:30:40,859 [Sighs] I need somebody's thing. 726 00:30:40,927 --> 00:30:43,061 What? Looking at me like that is not gonna make 727 00:30:43,129 --> 00:30:44,897 my walkie come back, Gus. 728 00:30:44,964 --> 00:30:48,267 This is car number B-LOO-BERRY. 729 00:30:48,334 --> 00:30:51,370 We have suspects Shepard and Hollenbrau in our sights. 730 00:30:51,437 --> 00:30:55,274 1408 airflight, requesting backup. 731 00:30:55,341 --> 00:30:57,276 Roger, over, 732 00:30:57,343 --> 00:30:59,978 rinse, repeat. 733 00:31:00,046 --> 00:31:01,246 Spencer, I know that's you. 734 00:31:01,314 --> 00:31:03,215 Stay where you are. I'm 20 minutes out. 735 00:31:03,283 --> 00:31:05,684 Don't you dare blow this. 736 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,389 [Glass breaking, man shouts] 737 00:31:10,456 --> 00:31:13,926 [Blows landing] 738 00:31:13,993 --> 00:31:15,494 That's what you get for following orders. 739 00:31:22,569 --> 00:31:24,136 Stay put. 740 00:31:25,838 --> 00:31:28,173 [Dickie groans] 741 00:31:28,241 --> 00:31:30,809 [Tires squealing] 742 00:31:30,877 --> 00:31:33,378 Ah, Dickie, what happened? 743 00:31:33,446 --> 00:31:35,781 Some guy that looks like a fabulous Emmitt Smith 744 00:31:35,848 --> 00:31:38,217 just kidnapped my friend. 745 00:31:38,284 --> 00:31:40,852 - Devry. - He says he's gonna kill Chris 746 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,521 in 24 hours if we don't give him back 747 00:31:42,589 --> 00:31:44,556 the $250,000 that we stole from him. 748 00:31:44,624 --> 00:31:46,792 Seriously, how does Devry keep showing up at places 749 00:31:46,859 --> 00:31:48,160 moments after we do? 750 00:31:48,228 --> 00:31:49,861 Uh-oh. 751 00:31:49,929 --> 00:31:51,663 I think I know who has my walkie. 752 00:31:55,568 --> 00:31:58,870 [Indistinct radio chatter] 753 00:32:03,198 --> 00:32:05,667 You told Devry where we were? 754 00:32:06,848 --> 00:32:08,516 Inadvertently, okay? 755 00:32:08,884 --> 00:32:09,784 He has my walkie. 756 00:32:09,852 --> 00:32:11,719 Because you left it at Devry's check-cashing place. 757 00:32:11,787 --> 00:32:13,721 Gus, it is difficult to hoof it around 758 00:32:13,789 --> 00:32:15,356 with a belt that's got all this business on it. 759 00:32:15,424 --> 00:32:16,991 What did I tell you 760 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:19,093 about keeping your police possessions close to you? 761 00:32:19,161 --> 00:32:21,496 Nick, you're gonna blow a top, man. 762 00:32:21,563 --> 00:32:24,065 What have I lost, honestly? 763 00:32:24,133 --> 00:32:26,834 A-a measly radio and those big, pink cuffs 764 00:32:26,869 --> 00:32:28,569 that look like trash ties. 765 00:32:28,637 --> 00:32:30,571 Dickie, what are you doing? 766 00:32:30,639 --> 00:32:32,573 I'm sorry, okay? I really am, 767 00:32:32,641 --> 00:32:35,543 but I cannot get taken in right now. 768 00:32:35,611 --> 00:32:38,246 They will kill Chris. He's my best friend. 769 00:32:38,314 --> 00:32:40,748 I got to go save him. 770 00:32:40,816 --> 00:32:42,617 Don't follow me. 771 00:32:42,685 --> 00:32:45,687 - Dickie! - Nice, Shawn. 772 00:32:45,754 --> 00:32:48,823 Okay, this is not great for us. 773 00:32:50,592 --> 00:32:53,528 Wow. I am speechless. 774 00:32:53,595 --> 00:32:55,863 Me too, chief. 775 00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:58,366 You know, Nick, I have no idea what's going on 776 00:32:58,434 --> 00:32:59,834 inside that head of yours, 777 00:32:59,902 --> 00:33:02,403 but I've got no choice but to extend your suspension 778 00:33:02,471 --> 00:33:04,539 - for another month. - Oh. 779 00:33:04,606 --> 00:33:08,543 And you... Okay, where is Mr. Guster? 780 00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:10,078 Uh, chief, I'm... I'm afraid 781 00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:11,612 that what we, uh, may be dealing with 782 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,016 is an I.B.S. situation. 783 00:33:15,084 --> 00:33:16,617 Don't know if you've seen the commercials. 784 00:33:16,685 --> 00:33:18,052 I've seen the commercials. 785 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,687 Well, then you know it can be spotty. 786 00:33:19,755 --> 00:33:21,255 Oh, God, please, just stop talking. 787 00:33:21,323 --> 00:33:23,391 Oh, I have received 788 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,527 a lot of advice on how to discipline you guys, 789 00:33:26,595 --> 00:33:28,463 ranging from your father's suggestion 790 00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:31,199 that we merely extend your police training 791 00:33:31,266 --> 00:33:32,934 to having you pick up garbage on the beach 792 00:33:33,002 --> 00:33:34,235 wearing orange jumpsuits. 793 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:36,738 - That was mine. - I prefer my dad's idea. 794 00:33:36,805 --> 00:33:37,905 Well, I don't. 795 00:33:37,973 --> 00:33:40,008 Enrolling you guys in the academy 796 00:33:40,075 --> 00:33:43,478 was a good idea gone horribly, horribly awry. 797 00:33:43,545 --> 00:33:45,646 At least when you screwed up as detectives, 798 00:33:45,714 --> 00:33:47,315 you'd somehow end up catching the bad guys. 799 00:33:47,383 --> 00:33:50,885 Some people just aren't cut out for police work. 800 00:33:50,953 --> 00:33:52,954 With that said, Mr. Spencer, 801 00:33:53,022 --> 00:33:55,189 you and Mr. Guster 802 00:33:55,257 --> 00:33:56,924 are here by reinstated as consultants, 803 00:33:56,992 --> 00:33:58,593 effective immediately. 804 00:33:58,660 --> 00:33:59,861 - Sorry? - [Laughs] 805 00:33:59,928 --> 00:34:02,630 That is a-a clever, well-timed quip, chief. 806 00:34:02,698 --> 00:34:04,766 It's not a quip, detective. 807 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,834 You can't be serious. 808 00:34:06,902 --> 00:34:08,870 Yeah, they did screw up again, but they were able to track down 809 00:34:08,937 --> 00:34:11,072 - our suspects before we did. - We're a team. 810 00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:12,840 And I'd prefer that they screw up 811 00:34:12,908 --> 00:34:14,142 while not wearing our uniforms. 812 00:34:14,209 --> 00:34:15,543 We won't let you down, chief. 813 00:34:15,611 --> 00:34:18,913 [Chuckles] Yes, you will. 814 00:34:18,981 --> 00:34:20,815 Now hand over your cadet badge. 815 00:34:20,883 --> 00:34:23,284 Gladly. 816 00:34:23,352 --> 00:34:26,988 [Muttering] 817 00:34:27,056 --> 00:34:29,624 Must've slung it in one of these side babies here, 818 00:34:29,691 --> 00:34:31,159 just right in here, for safe... 819 00:34:36,098 --> 00:34:37,899 I-I really do have a problem. 820 00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:42,336 It's over. 821 00:34:42,404 --> 00:34:44,138 You were in the johnny can the whole time? 822 00:34:44,206 --> 00:34:46,007 My belt is still intact, Shawn. 823 00:34:46,075 --> 00:34:47,542 It doesn't just slide on and off. 824 00:34:47,609 --> 00:34:49,010 Here's the good news... We don't have to wear 825 00:34:49,078 --> 00:34:50,511 this ridiculous gear anymore. We are back. 826 00:34:50,579 --> 00:34:52,580 I think I'm gonna go hit a bar and another bar 827 00:34:52,648 --> 00:34:53,881 and then another. 828 00:34:53,949 --> 00:34:55,416 Nick, come on, man, you got to rally it up. 829 00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,351 Dickie's out there somewhere trying to wrangle the money 830 00:34:57,419 --> 00:34:58,719 to pay Devry back... We just got to find him. 831 00:34:58,787 --> 00:35:00,121 No, I'll pass. 832 00:35:00,189 --> 00:35:01,923 Besides, where in the world is he gonna come up 833 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:05,359 with 250 grand within the next six hours? 834 00:35:11,233 --> 00:35:13,000 I have a guess. 835 00:35:19,408 --> 00:35:21,342 Do you honestly think that Dickie would be so dumb 836 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,111 as to rob from the crazy bookie 837 00:35:23,178 --> 00:35:25,279 - he just paid off? - The kid's desperate, Gus. 838 00:35:25,347 --> 00:35:26,380 [Gunshot] 839 00:35:26,448 --> 00:35:30,118 Nobody steals from Lester Bazo. 840 00:35:30,185 --> 00:35:32,487 [Exclamations] Yes, I think he's that dumb. 841 00:35:32,554 --> 00:35:33,754 That's propane, Shawn. 842 00:35:33,822 --> 00:35:35,289 We got to get in there and save Dickie. 843 00:35:35,357 --> 00:35:36,657 That's not what I was thinking. 844 00:35:36,725 --> 00:35:38,559 Come on. 845 00:35:38,627 --> 00:35:42,063 [Exclamations] 846 00:35:44,032 --> 00:35:45,199 [Gunshot] 847 00:35:46,969 --> 00:35:49,103 I'm out. 848 00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:51,305 [Gunshots] 849 00:35:51,373 --> 00:35:52,907 Hey, Dickie, what's the word? 850 00:35:52,975 --> 00:35:55,042 Damn, you almost got this off. 851 00:35:55,110 --> 00:35:57,145 What are you guys doing here? [Gunshot, glass shatters] 852 00:35:57,212 --> 00:35:58,980 I simply can't imagine us getting ourself 853 00:35:59,047 --> 00:36:01,149 - into a worse situation. - Yo, Dickie! 854 00:36:01,216 --> 00:36:03,317 Where you at, man? 855 00:36:03,385 --> 00:36:05,286 I know you in here. 856 00:36:06,822 --> 00:36:08,389 [Gun cocks] 857 00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:10,591 Who the hell are you? 858 00:36:10,659 --> 00:36:12,026 Who am I? 859 00:36:12,094 --> 00:36:13,661 I'm that cat you be seeing in your dreams 860 00:36:13,729 --> 00:36:15,163 and your nightmares. 861 00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:17,365 - Devry, I got your money. - Shh. 862 00:36:17,432 --> 00:36:19,967 - All right. - That money belongs to me. 863 00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:22,637 Really? I don't think so. 864 00:36:22,704 --> 00:36:24,405 Nice. 865 00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:25,873 That was a massacre, Shawn. 866 00:36:25,941 --> 00:36:27,842 - Everybody died. - That's not true. 867 00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:29,343 Christian Slater and Patty Arquette made it out. 868 00:36:29,411 --> 00:36:30,978 And Michael Rapaport. 869 00:36:31,046 --> 00:36:34,415 That's a good point, Dickie. I forgot about that. 870 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,185 I know you ain't got no shells in that gun. 871 00:36:37,252 --> 00:36:40,154 [Gunshots] 872 00:36:40,222 --> 00:36:42,957 We are gonna die and die ugly, Shawn. 873 00:36:43,025 --> 00:36:45,560 They're gonna take us out. 874 00:36:45,627 --> 00:36:47,361 Not if they take each other out first. 875 00:36:49,865 --> 00:36:51,432 [Feedback whines] Attention, shoppers. 876 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,101 Attention, shoppers. 877 00:36:54,169 --> 00:36:55,803 All tubed meats are half off today, 878 00:36:55,871 --> 00:36:57,572 and for you Bloodsport fans out there, 879 00:36:57,639 --> 00:36:59,574 Bolo Yeung is in aisle seven 880 00:36:59,641 --> 00:37:02,043 looking to get shot. 881 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:05,446 [Gunshots] 882 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:13,254 Over in produce, we have Jackie Earle Haley on steroids 883 00:37:13,322 --> 00:37:14,989 toting a gun. 884 00:37:15,057 --> 00:37:17,091 Squash that melon. 885 00:37:19,595 --> 00:37:20,628 Dude, dude, it's working. 886 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,163 All that's left is Bazo and Devry. 887 00:37:22,231 --> 00:37:25,233 [Gunshots] [Laughs] 888 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,969 I just done shot Bazo three times. 889 00:37:28,036 --> 00:37:29,337 Now I'm coming for you, Dickie. 890 00:37:29,404 --> 00:37:31,138 What the hell are we gonna do, Shawn? 891 00:37:31,206 --> 00:37:32,773 You know what? 892 00:37:32,841 --> 00:37:35,209 It's time for a trained officer of the law 893 00:37:35,277 --> 00:37:36,544 to step up and save the day. 894 00:37:36,612 --> 00:37:38,713 We have been at the academy for two days... 895 00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:39,780 - Two days, Shawn. - Cover me. 896 00:37:39,848 --> 00:37:41,782 - With what? - Improvise. 897 00:37:41,850 --> 00:37:43,985 That's... 898 00:37:44,052 --> 00:37:45,219 That's my gun. 899 00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:54,161 Oh! Oh! 900 00:37:56,098 --> 00:37:58,399 [Groans] 901 00:38:00,402 --> 00:38:03,037 [Gus imitating gunfire] 902 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:07,441 Dude, what was that? 903 00:38:07,509 --> 00:38:08,709 It's me! 904 00:38:08,777 --> 00:38:10,511 Are you kidding me? 905 00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:13,080 You've achieved pitch-perfect AK-47-mouth action. 906 00:38:13,148 --> 00:38:14,548 I know! I've been practicing! 907 00:38:14,616 --> 00:38:16,751 Air bump. 908 00:38:30,098 --> 00:38:31,332 [Gun cocks] 909 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,069 You know Devry's right behind you, right? 910 00:38:35,137 --> 00:38:38,105 That's right. Turn around. 911 00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:43,544 Things you need to do for me or you die... 912 00:38:43,612 --> 00:38:46,447 One, drop your weapon. 913 00:38:48,517 --> 00:38:52,286 Two, get that Dickie out here with my money. 914 00:38:54,489 --> 00:38:58,459 And three... 915 00:38:58,527 --> 00:39:00,294 Tell me where the heck you got them kicks, 916 00:39:00,362 --> 00:39:03,130 'cause I'm feeling them in a nasty, silly way. 917 00:39:03,198 --> 00:39:04,498 - These? - Mm-hmm. 918 00:39:04,566 --> 00:39:05,866 You like these, huh? 919 00:39:05,934 --> 00:39:07,435 But seriously, though, 920 00:39:07,502 --> 00:39:09,670 kick that gun over here. 921 00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:20,448 I'm gonna kill you anyway, I think, so... 922 00:39:20,515 --> 00:39:22,016 Not on my watch. 923 00:39:22,084 --> 00:39:23,484 Hey! 924 00:39:23,552 --> 00:39:26,020 Nick, I didn't know you shopped here. 925 00:39:26,088 --> 00:39:27,355 I don't. 926 00:39:27,422 --> 00:39:28,789 Too much mayonnaise in the tuna salad. 927 00:39:31,393 --> 00:39:32,760 I still got a hostage, fool, 928 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:35,396 which means I still have the upper hand. 929 00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:38,466 And speaking of hands, yours is shaking like crazy. 930 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:43,471 [Gunshot] 931 00:39:43,538 --> 00:39:45,239 [Gunshot] 932 00:39:45,307 --> 00:39:47,575 Nick! 933 00:39:47,642 --> 00:39:51,178 You are under arrest. 934 00:39:51,246 --> 00:39:53,948 Nick, you're amazing. You're a crack shot. 935 00:39:54,015 --> 00:39:57,385 Mr. Spencer, do you have this under control? 936 00:39:57,452 --> 00:39:59,620 I believe I do. How you doing over there? 937 00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:02,056 I-I think I'm gonna barf. 938 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,860 Ah, that's... that's unfortunate. 939 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,918 Well, this case has had a lot of ups and downs, 940 00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:14,027 but you pulled it together in the end. 941 00:40:14,794 --> 00:40:16,696 [Chuckles] And on a separate note, 942 00:40:17,077 --> 00:40:18,345 Mr. Spencer and Mr. Guster, 943 00:40:18,722 --> 00:40:21,357 you will return the 11 bags of groceries 944 00:40:21,425 --> 00:40:23,660 that you procured while the crime scene at Bazo's 945 00:40:23,727 --> 00:40:24,694 was being processed. 946 00:40:24,862 --> 00:40:25,862 Well, chief, we planned 947 00:40:25,937 --> 00:40:27,504 on paying for those groceries, 948 00:40:27,572 --> 00:40:29,907 but, unfortunately, Mr. Bazo is dead. 949 00:40:29,974 --> 00:40:31,508 He isn't dead. 950 00:40:31,576 --> 00:40:33,911 He's in the I.C.U. 951 00:40:33,978 --> 00:40:35,512 Oh. 952 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:37,014 Did you already put that giant ham in the oven? 953 00:40:37,081 --> 00:40:38,181 You know I did. 954 00:40:38,249 --> 00:40:39,683 Officer Conforth, 955 00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,652 in the end, you showed great bravery. 956 00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,620 But you may very well be 957 00:40:43,688 --> 00:40:47,557 the worst officer in the field I've ever seen. 958 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:49,059 Detective Lassiter, go ahead. 959 00:40:49,127 --> 00:40:52,763 The cadets coming out of your classes at the academy 960 00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:55,232 are top-notch, Conforth. 961 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,733 I respect that, 962 00:40:56,801 --> 00:40:58,969 not very much, but enough to make it worth mentioning. 963 00:40:59,037 --> 00:41:00,437 That being said, 964 00:41:00,505 --> 00:41:02,306 we are withdrawing your suspension. 965 00:41:02,373 --> 00:41:04,441 You can start back at the academy tomorrow. 966 00:41:04,509 --> 00:41:07,544 Well, thank you, detective. 967 00:41:07,612 --> 00:41:09,413 And I'm glad that the cadets have a great role model 968 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,747 such as yourself to look up to 969 00:41:10,815 --> 00:41:13,116 when they're out in the field, so... 970 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,627 Fellas, I think we can probably afford 971 00:41:23,695 --> 00:41:25,495 to nip the love fest in the butt. 972 00:41:25,563 --> 00:41:27,097 - What do you say? - Yeah. 973 00:41:27,165 --> 00:41:28,332 I think it's "bud," Shawn. 974 00:41:28,399 --> 00:41:30,000 Well, I think "butt" makes more sense. 975 00:41:30,068 --> 00:41:32,302 You know what, Nick? 976 00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:33,937 You can be my wingman anytime. 977 00:41:34,005 --> 00:41:35,672 - Our wingman. - Wingman? 978 00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:37,274 What, like, a helper on dates? 979 00:41:37,342 --> 00:41:38,475 - Nope. - That's a negative. 980 00:41:38,543 --> 00:41:39,910 - Good luck to you, bud. - Come on. 981 00:41:39,978 --> 00:41:41,111 Psst. 982 00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:45,048 Chief's gonna make you return the groceries, isn't she? 983 00:41:45,116 --> 00:41:46,083 Yeah. 984 00:41:46,150 --> 00:41:47,451 Well, I got something 985 00:41:47,518 --> 00:41:50,387 way cooler than 23 boxes of Cap'n Crunch, 986 00:41:50,455 --> 00:41:51,922 a honey-baked ham, and soy milk. 987 00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:54,057 Soy milk? Damn it, Gus. 988 00:41:55,493 --> 00:41:57,894 Oh, my guchen. 989 00:41:57,962 --> 00:42:00,564 That is an exact replica of Kelly McGillis' leather jacket 990 00:42:00,631 --> 00:42:01,698 from Top Gun. 991 00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:03,633 [Whispering] I can wear it tonight. 992 00:42:03,701 --> 00:42:06,003 How about I wear it tonight? 993 00:42:06,070 --> 00:42:07,371 - That's weird. - [Normal voice] Yeah. 994 00:42:07,438 --> 00:42:09,573 - You wear it tonight. - I'll wear it. 995 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,009 [Inhaling deeply] 996 00:42:12,076 --> 00:42:13,577 Sorry. 997 00:42:13,777 --> 00:42:23,977 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net