1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:07,050 And now, applause for the double A player of the year, Cal Eason. 2 00:00:07,752 --> 00:00:11,609 This is the exact guy to get us out of this situation. 3 00:00:11,729 --> 00:00:13,577 Way to go, way to go. 4 00:00:13,697 --> 00:00:15,209 Hey, Cal. 5 00:00:15,329 --> 00:00:17,659 Someday I'm gonna be just like you. 6 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:19,127 Yeah. 7 00:00:19,195 --> 00:00:20,962 Well, not just like you. 8 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:23,363 I won't chew tobacco. That's murder on the gums. 9 00:00:23,459 --> 00:00:25,360 And I'll get a different haircut. 10 00:00:25,428 --> 00:00:26,695 Not that yours is that bad. 11 00:00:26,762 --> 00:00:28,463 It just won't work with my head, you know? 12 00:00:28,531 --> 00:00:33,001 And I definitely won't grab my crotch so much during games. 13 00:00:33,069 --> 00:00:34,035 It's weird. 14 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:35,971 [Exhales] 15 00:00:36,038 --> 00:00:37,472 Oh. 16 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:39,207 Go get 'em, Cal! 17 00:00:39,275 --> 00:00:40,408 You got it. 18 00:00:40,476 --> 00:00:41,543 Wait for your pitch, Cal. 19 00:00:41,611 --> 00:00:42,711 Wait for your pitch, Cal. 20 00:00:42,778 --> 00:00:43,812 Be patient. 21 00:00:43,879 --> 00:00:45,213 Patient. Be patient. 22 00:00:45,281 --> 00:00:47,649 Play ball. 23 00:00:47,717 --> 00:00:50,485 [Crowd shouting] 24 00:00:53,422 --> 00:00:54,756 There's a high drive. 25 00:00:54,824 --> 00:00:57,092 Way back. 26 00:00:57,159 --> 00:00:58,260 And gone! 27 00:00:58,327 --> 00:01:00,562 Cal Eason has done it again. 28 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:02,530 Hey! Ha ha ha ha! 29 00:01:02,598 --> 00:01:06,001 [Cheers and applause] 30 00:01:13,309 --> 00:01:15,110 - Let's go, Shawn! - Let's go! 31 00:01:15,177 --> 00:01:16,544 All right, Spencer, we're down by one. 32 00:01:16,612 --> 00:01:18,113 Just get on base. 33 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:20,476 Come on, Brandon. Bring me that weak sauce. 34 00:01:20,596 --> 00:01:21,783 Bring it! 35 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,054 Whoo! 36 00:01:26,122 --> 00:01:27,188 That a boy. 37 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:30,425 You got any more creamsicles? 38 00:01:30,493 --> 00:01:31,559 All right, hold up. 39 00:01:31,627 --> 00:01:33,228 Hold up. 40 00:01:33,296 --> 00:01:34,829 Hold up, hold up. 41 00:01:34,897 --> 00:01:36,665 - Go, go, go, go. - Stop! 42 00:01:36,732 --> 00:01:37,666 Go, go, go, go. 43 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:40,735 What is wrong with you? 44 00:01:40,803 --> 00:01:41,936 You're outta there! 45 00:01:42,004 --> 00:01:43,071 Game over. 46 00:01:43,139 --> 00:01:44,205 Son of a-- 47 00:01:44,273 --> 00:01:45,407 This guy! 48 00:01:45,474 --> 00:01:46,675 What? 49 00:01:46,742 --> 00:01:47,942 That is the worst call that I have ever seen! 50 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:49,878 What do you have, doll's eyes? 51 00:01:49,945 --> 00:01:51,313 - You mocking me? - No, I'm stating a fact. 52 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:52,947 You need glasses. 53 00:01:53,015 --> 00:01:55,850 Last week you mistook me for Michael Chiklis. 54 00:01:55,918 --> 00:01:58,887 That's because you were dressed like Michael Chiklis. 55 00:01:58,954 --> 00:02:00,755 First of the month Gus and I play The Commish. 56 00:02:00,823 --> 00:02:02,190 You know that! 57 00:02:02,258 --> 00:02:03,925 Don't blame me for your stupid base running. 58 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:06,127 Even in sports, you got no discipline. 59 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:07,962 I was safe by a yard, and you know it! 60 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:09,431 You called me out 'cause you were jealous. 61 00:02:09,498 --> 00:02:10,965 Jealous? Jealous of what? 62 00:02:11,033 --> 00:02:12,467 I am something that you never were. 63 00:02:12,535 --> 00:02:14,469 I am a bona fide star in the class "C" 64 00:02:14,537 --> 00:02:17,572 Municipal Santa Barbara Co-ed Softball League, 65 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,007 you son of a bitch! 66 00:02:19,075 --> 00:02:20,675 That's it, you're outta here! 67 00:02:20,743 --> 00:02:22,277 You can't toss me! The game is over! 68 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:24,479 I'm gonna leave before he does anything truly embarrassing. 69 00:02:24,547 --> 00:02:25,814 Ha, too late. 70 00:02:29,585 --> 00:02:32,153 Agh! 71 00:02:32,221 --> 00:02:34,989 - Pick it up. - Suck it! 72 00:02:35,057 --> 00:02:36,124 Get out! 73 00:02:36,192 --> 00:02:37,859 Suck home plate! 74 00:02:37,927 --> 00:02:39,427 Suck it! 75 00:02:42,398 --> 00:02:44,499 Want the last bite of my creamsicle? 76 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:46,000 Yes, I would actually. 77 00:02:46,068 --> 00:02:49,304 - I bet you would. - That's messed up. 78 00:02:49,372 --> 00:02:50,438 That was one hell of a swing. 79 00:02:50,506 --> 00:02:51,773 Mel? 80 00:02:51,841 --> 00:02:53,475 [Chuckles] 81 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,810 Mel. 82 00:02:55,878 --> 00:02:57,779 Look at you. 83 00:02:57,847 --> 00:03:00,348 My former bat boy all grown up. 84 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:01,950 Gus, it gives me great pleasure 85 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:04,119 to introduce Mel Hornsby. 86 00:03:04,186 --> 00:03:05,387 Manager of the Seabirds. 87 00:03:05,454 --> 00:03:07,555 Oh, wow, sounds like the coolest job ever. 88 00:03:07,623 --> 00:03:08,690 The minor league baseball team, 89 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:10,692 - not the actual Birds. - Oh. 90 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,193 Shawn, the reason why I'm here is-- 91 00:03:12,261 --> 00:03:13,728 I know, Mel, I'm a psychic. 92 00:03:13,796 --> 00:03:15,730 You need me to play shortstop. 93 00:03:15,798 --> 00:03:18,066 No, I want you to do some investigative work for me. 94 00:03:18,134 --> 00:03:19,567 Slash, play shortstop. 95 00:03:19,635 --> 00:03:21,035 No, I definitely don't need that. 96 00:03:21,103 --> 00:03:22,404 Look, I'm willing to move positions 97 00:03:22,471 --> 00:03:24,139 only because it's you, 98 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:25,807 but I'd like to pick my spot in the batting order. 99 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:27,575 What do you need investigated? 100 00:03:27,643 --> 00:03:30,745 My longtime hitting coach Grady Barrett 101 00:03:30,813 --> 00:03:32,981 dropped dead the other day of a heart attack. 102 00:03:33,048 --> 00:03:34,649 Oh, no. 103 00:03:34,717 --> 00:03:35,683 Wow. 104 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:37,519 I'm sorry, Mel. 105 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:38,686 Grady was a good man. 106 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:41,022 Yes, he was. 107 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,057 But there's a little bit more to the story. 108 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:46,761 They found a large amount of amphetamines in his system. 109 00:03:46,829 --> 00:03:48,897 Greenies as we call them in the baseball world. 110 00:03:48,964 --> 00:03:50,565 - Yeah. - Greenies? 111 00:03:50,633 --> 00:03:52,300 That doesn't sound like Grady. 112 00:03:52,368 --> 00:03:54,803 So you think someone on the team 113 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:56,838 slipped him drugs and murdered him? 114 00:03:56,906 --> 00:03:58,106 Perhaps. 115 00:03:58,174 --> 00:04:00,809 Whatever happened, I just need to know. 116 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:02,544 The man was like a brother to me. 117 00:04:02,611 --> 00:04:04,412 Yeah, of course. We'll help you, Mel. 118 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,648 But in order for me to investigate properly, 119 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:08,016 I'm gonna have to get on the inside. 120 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:11,352 I mean, deep on the inside. 121 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,587 I'm not making you my shortstop. 122 00:04:12,655 --> 00:04:13,922 Third baseman. 123 00:04:13,989 --> 00:04:15,890 - [Chuckles] - Utility infielder? 124 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:18,226 Lefty situational reliever? 125 00:04:18,294 --> 00:04:20,128 - You're right-handed, Shawn. - Here's the thing. 126 00:04:20,196 --> 00:04:22,397 When I get hired by a professional sports franchise, 127 00:04:22,465 --> 00:04:24,399 it is customary that I go undercover 128 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:25,700 as one of the players. 129 00:04:25,768 --> 00:04:27,635 What if I make you a coach? 130 00:04:27,703 --> 00:04:30,104 I could say you're my roving hitting instructor 131 00:04:30,172 --> 00:04:32,307 until the organization finds a new one. 132 00:04:32,374 --> 00:04:35,477 I can rove. I feel like I can rove. 133 00:04:35,544 --> 00:04:36,711 And then I'll get to work with Cal Eason again. 134 00:04:36,779 --> 00:04:38,346 That's right. 135 00:04:38,414 --> 00:04:39,781 It's amazing, 136 00:04:39,849 --> 00:04:41,850 after 20 years he's right back where he started. 137 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:43,451 Poor guy. 138 00:04:43,519 --> 00:04:45,320 We'll need to find something for my partner Gus here. 139 00:04:45,387 --> 00:04:46,721 We're a package deal. 140 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:49,424 We do have one position available. 141 00:04:49,492 --> 00:04:51,192 Sounds good, yeah. 142 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,628 [Organ music plays] 143 00:04:53,696 --> 00:04:56,364 [Cheers and applause] 144 00:04:56,432 --> 00:04:58,032 ♪ ♪ 145 00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,334 Come on, make it work up there! 146 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:00,835 Make it work! 147 00:05:00,903 --> 00:05:02,770 Let's make it work up there. Let's make it work! 148 00:05:02,838 --> 00:05:04,439 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 149 00:05:04,507 --> 00:05:05,607 What, are you kidding me, man? 150 00:05:05,674 --> 00:05:06,941 You're killing it up there. 151 00:05:07,009 --> 00:05:08,843 Hey, come on, ump! You call that a strike? 152 00:05:08,911 --> 00:05:10,578 Come on, ump, call that a strike? 153 00:05:10,646 --> 00:05:12,013 And you'll never get to the majors! 154 00:05:12,081 --> 00:05:13,948 Ah, you'll never get to the majors. 155 00:05:14,016 --> 00:05:16,918 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 156 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:21,055 ♪ ♪ 157 00:05:21,123 --> 00:05:24,893 ♪ in between the lines there's a lot of obscurity ♪ 158 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,263 ♪ I'm not inclined to resign to maturity ♪ 159 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:29,898 ♪ if it's all right ♪ 160 00:05:29,965 --> 00:05:31,332 ♪ then you're all wrong ♪ 161 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:35,103 ♪ but why bounce around to the same damn song? ♪ 162 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:36,638 ♪ ooh ♪ 163 00:05:36,705 --> 00:05:40,475 ♪ you'd rather run when you can't crawl ♪ 164 00:05:40,543 --> 00:05:42,610 ♪ ♪ 165 00:05:42,678 --> 00:05:45,914 ♪ I know you know that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 166 00:05:45,981 --> 00:05:49,217 ♪ I know you know they just don't have any proof ♪ 167 00:05:49,285 --> 00:05:50,652 ♪ embrace the deception ♪ 168 00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:52,320 ♪ learn how to bend ♪ 169 00:05:52,388 --> 00:05:54,155 ♪ your worst inhibitions ♪ 170 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,156 ♪ tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 171 00:05:55,276 --> 00:06:00,277 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 172 00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:02,399 I'm not dressing up as that mascot again. 173 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:04,280 - That was humiliating. - Oh, come on, Gus. 174 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,264 You killed it, man. 175 00:06:05,384 --> 00:06:06,920 Didn't you hear the crowd go nuts when you did the worm? 176 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,686 - It wasn't the worm. - I'm sorry. The centipede. 177 00:06:08,806 --> 00:06:09,939 It wasn't the centipede either. 178 00:06:10,007 --> 00:06:11,307 I was dealing with an itch on my stomach. 179 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,309 I think that suit has fleas. 180 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:15,879 So this is where Grady lives, huh? 181 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:17,314 Not bad. 182 00:06:17,381 --> 00:06:18,682 Well, let's find these drugs 183 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:20,317 so we can put an end to this stupid case. 184 00:06:20,384 --> 00:06:21,885 We're not gonna find any drugs in there, Gus. 185 00:06:21,953 --> 00:06:23,320 What? 186 00:06:23,387 --> 00:06:25,555 If Mel says Grady was clean, that means he was clean. 187 00:06:25,623 --> 00:06:28,491 All I know is that people who die with drugs in their system 188 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:31,695 are usually the ones who put drugs in their system. 189 00:06:31,762 --> 00:06:34,598 [Clicks tongue] 190 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,502 Hey, check it out. 191 00:06:43,441 --> 00:06:45,275 [Grunts] [Object rattling] 192 00:06:45,343 --> 00:06:46,409 Come on, son. 193 00:06:50,248 --> 00:06:51,748 You know what, man? 194 00:06:51,816 --> 00:06:54,050 It doesn't even bother me that we're spinning our wheels. 195 00:06:54,118 --> 00:06:55,418 It gives me more time 196 00:06:55,486 --> 00:06:57,420 to work on getting my one professional at bat. 197 00:06:57,488 --> 00:06:59,122 That's not gonna happen. 198 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,958 Ooh, macadamias. 199 00:07:02,026 --> 00:07:04,160 I'm pretty sure those are old chickpeas. 200 00:07:04,228 --> 00:07:05,962 [Spits] [Object clatters] 201 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,964 Why would he leave those out? 202 00:07:08,032 --> 00:07:09,065 Because he's dead. 203 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:11,468 That's no excuse, Gus. 204 00:07:13,971 --> 00:07:15,639 Ahh. 205 00:07:17,942 --> 00:07:20,143 Oh, look, Gus. 206 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:22,145 Grady really did coach with some of the greats. 207 00:07:22,213 --> 00:07:24,547 [Chuckles] There's a picture of him and Tito Jackson 208 00:07:24,615 --> 00:07:26,249 in a baseball uniform. 209 00:07:26,317 --> 00:07:28,318 That's Rod Carew. 210 00:07:28,386 --> 00:07:30,287 - Agree to disagree. - Keep looking. 211 00:07:30,354 --> 00:07:32,255 I'm gonna check upstairs. 212 00:07:32,323 --> 00:07:34,324 Sounds good, bro. 213 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:39,996 [Squeaking] 214 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:48,138 Will you stop goofing around? 215 00:07:48,205 --> 00:07:49,839 I'm not goofing around. You're goofing around. 216 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:51,775 - By the way, is it hot in here? - Not really. 217 00:07:51,842 --> 00:07:53,977 I got to be honest, man. 218 00:07:54,045 --> 00:07:55,712 It seems a little warm to me. 219 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:56,846 Let's see... 220 00:08:05,957 --> 00:08:08,224 [Bird screeches] 221 00:08:08,292 --> 00:08:10,393 [Screeches] 222 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:12,796 - Nothing in the kitchen. - Are you feeling okay? 223 00:08:12,863 --> 00:08:14,497 I actually feel pretty terrific, 224 00:08:14,565 --> 00:08:17,567 like super duper focused. 225 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,270 Why are you staring at my ear? 226 00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:27,805 I don't know, but I can't take my eyes off it. 227 00:08:27,873 --> 00:08:29,840 - Why are you talking so fast? - Why are you hearing so slow? 228 00:08:29,908 --> 00:08:31,142 Why are you doing everything so slow? 229 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:32,443 Why do you move so slow all the time, Gus? 230 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:33,778 You know what? We should get out of here, man. 231 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:35,112 If there were greenies in this house, 232 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:36,414 I think we would've found them by now. 233 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:38,849 Dude, not necessarily. 234 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:41,686 [Counting rapidly] 20. 235 00:08:41,753 --> 00:08:43,154 [Counting rapidly] 30. 236 00:08:43,221 --> 00:08:44,288 - Shawn. - What? 237 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:50,227 I had a friend of mine at the lab 238 00:08:50,295 --> 00:08:51,562 run a quick test on the water, 239 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:53,864 and it is, in fact, laced with amphetamines. 240 00:08:53,932 --> 00:08:55,766 Now, what made you suspect this, by the way? 241 00:08:55,834 --> 00:09:00,137 [Rapidly] 47, 48, 49, 50, 51! 242 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:01,605 Oh, no. 243 00:09:01,673 --> 00:09:03,240 He memorized the entire owner's manual to my car 244 00:09:03,308 --> 00:09:04,241 on the way over here. 245 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:05,409 Hey, Jules. 246 00:09:05,477 --> 00:09:06,711 Did you know that the Toyota Echo 247 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:08,479 has a 1.5-liter inline 4-cylinder engine 248 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:10,314 with multi-locking brakes? 249 00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:11,882 What's wrong with Shawn? 250 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,584 He accidentally ingested speed. 251 00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:15,252 Okay. Are you working on anything 252 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,954 - we should be involved with? - Not yet. 253 00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:18,322 - Good. - Hey. 254 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,924 It's the bald, blind umpire of Santa Barbara. 255 00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:22,360 - You were out by a foot. - Come on, you two. 256 00:09:22,427 --> 00:09:25,396 Shawn, I think we should tell Mel Hornsby about the bottle. 257 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:27,465 Wait, wait, wait. That's who you're working for? 258 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,033 Yep. He hired me to investigate 259 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,267 the tragic death of Grady Barrett, 260 00:09:30,335 --> 00:09:31,502 - and he made me a coach. - You're kidding. 261 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,803 Why didn't he contact me? 262 00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:34,572 I've been a season-ticket holder for 15 years. 263 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:36,073 Probably because he wanted somebody good, 264 00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:37,441 though I'm sure he appreciates the 40 bucks 265 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:38,743 you shell out for those tickets annually. 266 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:40,778 Shawn, enough. I need you to focus right now. 267 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,280 Buddy, I'm not sure I'm capable of anything else. 268 00:09:43,348 --> 00:09:45,216 I'm locked in on your ear again. 269 00:09:45,283 --> 00:09:46,784 Shawn, listen, I think Mel was right 270 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,420 about somebody slipping Grady greenies without his knowledge. 271 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:51,455 I'm not so sure about that, Gus. 272 00:09:51,523 --> 00:09:53,057 Dad, who wears number 42? 273 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,960 Izzy Jackson, organization's top prospect. 274 00:09:56,027 --> 00:09:57,962 He signed a massive contract last year. 275 00:09:58,029 --> 00:10:00,064 - Sweet. Let's go. - To where? 276 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,632 How long until the stuff wears off? 277 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,567 Hopefully in about a half an hour. 278 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:19,984 [Clicks tongue] Shawn, wake up. 279 00:10:20,051 --> 00:10:21,619 [Gasps] Where are we? 280 00:10:21,686 --> 00:10:23,320 At the address you told me to drive to 281 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:26,157 - right before you passed out. - Oh, man. 282 00:10:26,224 --> 00:10:29,693 Those things will really slap you on the way down. 283 00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:33,330 Why are we at a bar? 284 00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:35,332 [Sighs] It's not just any bar, Gus. 285 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,301 It's the favorite hangout of the Seabirds. 286 00:10:37,369 --> 00:10:38,669 For real? Where? 287 00:10:38,737 --> 00:10:40,638 - The team. - Oh. 288 00:10:40,705 --> 00:10:43,307 - Why do I keep doing that? - 'Cause you're a fool. 289 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:46,343 By the way, these guys have really taken to me. 290 00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:48,412 I mean, they really love me, for serious. 291 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,515 Ricky, good game today, man. 292 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:54,185 - Hey, thanks, towel boy. - [Chuckles] 293 00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:55,352 You see? 294 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,288 We're just like a family. 295 00:10:57,355 --> 00:10:59,623 This is where I'm betting we'll find Izzy Jackson, 296 00:10:59,691 --> 00:11:01,926 the, uh, actual owner of that water bottle. 297 00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:04,128 - So he killed Grady? - Yeah. 298 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,830 But not necessarily on purpose. 299 00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:07,131 He had a hitting session with Grady 300 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,699 about an hour and a half before he died. 301 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,634 This is what I think happened. 302 00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:13,437 Izzy's popping greenies to improve his performance. 303 00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:15,439 They get their bottles mixed up during the session. 304 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:18,442 Grady goes home with the wrong bottle, takes a few more swigs. 305 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:21,011 His old heart just-- just gives out on him. 306 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:24,915 Wait a second. 307 00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:27,685 Izzy's taking greenies? Don't they test for that stuff? 308 00:11:27,752 --> 00:11:30,120 Yeah, but it's pretty easy to get around those tests. 309 00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,956 - How? - I could pass one tomorrow 310 00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:34,124 by simply taking some of your urine, 311 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:37,127 putting it in a cup, swapping it out with my urine. 312 00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:39,663 I would not let you touch my urine. 313 00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:41,298 Well, you're not the friend I thought you were. 314 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:42,833 [Scoffs] Well... 315 00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:44,468 - So what's our plan? - Simple-- 316 00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:47,605 We approach Izzy, get him to admit to popping greenies. 317 00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,473 That doesn't sound simple, Shawn. 318 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,309 Gus, don't be Pete Rose's haircut. 319 00:11:52,377 --> 00:11:53,878 Izzy! 320 00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:56,113 [Chuckles] What's up, man? 321 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:57,515 What is up? 322 00:11:57,582 --> 00:11:59,250 Shawn Spencer. 323 00:11:59,317 --> 00:12:01,585 Yeah, we met earlier today. I'm your new hitting coach. 324 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:03,254 Really? I thought you were the, um-- 325 00:12:03,321 --> 00:12:04,388 New shortstop? No. 326 00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:06,690 - Towel boy, actually. - Oh. 327 00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,960 Hey, you're the new mascot, right? 328 00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:12,096 You do a killer worm. 329 00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:13,564 Ugh, ugh. [Girl laughs] 330 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,699 I actually had an itch. 331 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,768 Listen, Shawn, don't take this the wrong way, 332 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:19,570 but, uh, I'm on a bit of a hot streak of late, 333 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,273 and I don't want you coming in and messing with my swing, 334 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,275 because I have a tendency to overthink things. 335 00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:27,444 Ah, that surprises me, but doesn't matter, 336 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:29,813 'cause if it ain't broke, don't fix it, am I right? 337 00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:31,849 Yeah. Besides, you look so focused 338 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,083 at the plate these days-- 339 00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:36,153 I mean, just really, really focused. 340 00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:37,555 What are you implying? 341 00:12:37,622 --> 00:12:38,989 Nothing, man... 342 00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,691 Though if you were getting a little extra something 343 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,460 from, uh, Uncle Greenie, 344 00:12:43,528 --> 00:12:45,062 I wouldn't be mad at that. 345 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,797 Lord knows I used them when I was playing. 346 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:48,933 Yeah, I never touched that stuff, and I never will. 347 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,868 Well, I can respect that. 348 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,403 You know, I think this conversation is over. 349 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,071 Oh, come on, Izzy, the party's just getting started. 350 00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:55,873 No, I said it's over. 351 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,174 Hey. Hey, hey. 352 00:12:57,242 --> 00:12:58,842 Hey, settle down, Izzy, huh? Take it easy. 353 00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:00,244 Hey. It's all good, Cal. 354 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,712 Hey, bartender, let's get another round of drinks 355 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,013 for this man on me, all right? 356 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:04,949 - [Chuckles] This guy. - Shawn... 357 00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:06,216 Let's get our drink on! 358 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:08,052 - Whoo! - This guy. 359 00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:09,553 Yeah! 360 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,121 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - [Hiccups] 361 00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:12,957 It's never wise to mess with a drunk idiot, Shawn. 362 00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:14,325 You should know that, huh? 363 00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:16,393 Oh, man, are you a sight for sore eyes, Cal. 364 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,630 Man, I can't believe you're back here playing for the Seabirds. 365 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:20,965 Yeah, nor can I. 366 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:23,067 After the Rangers cut me, 367 00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:25,970 it was either sign up here or get some lousy job 368 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:27,304 like selling pharmaceuticals. 369 00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:29,940 - That's a noble profession. - Mm. 370 00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:31,275 You look good, man, real good. 371 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:32,810 I got to tell you, 372 00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:34,845 I've been a fan, a big fan over the years. 373 00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:37,081 Well, listen, I appreciate you being such a big fan and all, 374 00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:38,916 but I'm not sure I'm worthy of it, 375 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,551 especially after the career I've had. 376 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,319 Are you kidding me? 377 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,421 If it wasn't for your knees, 378 00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,490 you would've been a perennial all-star. 379 00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:49,426 I mean, you hit over .300 all four years in Baltimore. 380 00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:52,363 Your 36.2 percentage for throwing out base runners 381 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,897 was one of the best of your era. 382 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,199 You really are a fan, huh? 383 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,334 I got to tell you, man, 384 00:13:57,402 --> 00:14:00,137 I would do anything to get back in the big leagues. 385 00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:02,272 I just fl like I got something left in the tank, you know? 386 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,974 You bet your butt you do. 387 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,576 I'm gonna help you get back, Cal. 388 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,244 Uh, you are not a real coach. 389 00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:09,546 You're not a real person. 390 00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,649 Man, you will be catching again in the bigs in no time. 391 00:14:11,716 --> 00:14:13,651 Well, I appreciate your enthusiasm, Shawn, 392 00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:16,820 but if it is gonna happen, it's not gonna be as a catcher. 393 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:18,856 My knees can't take it anymore. 394 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:21,191 What I got to do is I got to transition to first base, 395 00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:24,428 but I got that drunk moron ahead of me. 396 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:27,665 [Silly voice] Now batting, Izzy Jackson! 397 00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:29,266 Wow. That's actually impressive. 398 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:30,834 It's disgusting. 399 00:14:30,902 --> 00:14:32,903 Yeah, Mel wants me to whip him into shape, but I don't know. 400 00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:35,005 [Sighs] Care to dance? 401 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,208 I would absolutely love to. 402 00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:41,712 Excuse me, gentlemen. 403 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,848 [Sighs] Could he be any more awesome? 404 00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:47,918 Shawn, how are we gonna prove that Izzy's taking greenies? 405 00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:50,454 I don't know, man. There's got to be a way to test this guy. 406 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,222 Izzy, we got a game tomorrow. 407 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,558 Mm. 408 00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:55,893 If you have another one of those, 409 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,294 you're gonna end up whizzing yourself again. 410 00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:58,829 [Izzy belches] 411 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,031 - Hey, drunk... - No. 412 00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:03,734 - Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. - No. No. No. No, Shawn. 413 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,637 Ah, excuse me? 414 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,707 Another round of drinks for my boy Izzy there 415 00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:11,141 and some shots. 416 00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:13,510 Uh, keep it coming all night long. 417 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,479 Big night for him. Thank you. 418 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,817 Whizzy. 419 00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:26,390 [Groans] 420 00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:32,429 [Groans] 421 00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,331 Not again. 422 00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:36,467 Stealing the pants off a drunk guy 423 00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:38,302 for a urine sample-- really, Shawn? 424 00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:39,737 Hey, hey, hey, look, for the record, 425 00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:41,672 he removed them himself, okay? 426 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,174 I just hooked them with a stick and then ran off 427 00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:45,676 as he tried to set Gus on fire. 428 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,578 - That guy parties hard. - Think quick, towel boy. 429 00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:48,846 Hey! 430 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,115 I am your coach. I am not the towel boy. 431 00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:52,816 I have my own windbreaker. 432 00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,551 Yeah, well, it was a harebrained idea, 433 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,053 but shockingly, it worked. 434 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,923 The lab was able to run a test on the urine found on the jeans. 435 00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:02,159 Nice. And? 436 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:05,362 Uh, the guy had a blood alcohol level of .29. 437 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,663 He was loaded. 438 00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:09,466 Okay. Well, what about greenies? 439 00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:11,235 No, nothing. 440 00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:13,737 [Loud thud] 441 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,039 Where's Jackson? 442 00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:17,975 Sorry. Haven't seen him, Mel. 443 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,477 Shawn, if Izzy wasn't taking the pills himself, 444 00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:23,147 maybe it's time to consider that he was trying to kill Grady. 445 00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:24,615 Damn prima donna. 446 00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:26,350 - Eason? - Yeah. 447 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,919 You're starting tonight-- first base. 448 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,289 All right. 449 00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:34,191 There's one more possibility. 450 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,660 [Whispering] If Izzy tested positive for amphetamines, 451 00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:38,662 how long would he be suspended? 452 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,732 Uh, first offense, 30 games. Why? 453 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:46,036 What I need to do is transition to first base, 454 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,972 but I got that drunk moron ahead of me. 455 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,808 I got to tell you, man, I would do anything 456 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,774 to get one more shot at the big leagues. 457 00:17:02,707 --> 00:17:05,355 Last night you said, "Let's steal these guys' pants, 458 00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:07,542 and the investigation will be over." 459 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,378 Just for the record, usually when I say that, 460 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,879 it turns out to be the case, okay? 461 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,547 - I just need a little more time. - For what? 462 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,282 To prove that the drugs that killed Grady 463 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,284 were placed there by Cal. 464 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:17,686 I know. 465 00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:19,221 He's trying to get Izzy suspended 466 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,390 so they can take his playing time. 467 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,625 Doesn't that suck? The man used to be my idol. 468 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:24,860 You know what really sucks? 469 00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,395 Being a classically trained tap dancer 470 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,196 that's being forced to dance the Macarena 471 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,898 in front of a bunch of liquored-up townies 472 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,533 while wearing a flea-infested seabird suit. 473 00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:33,168 Since when are you classically trained in anything? 474 00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:34,736 This I the last game that I'm doing, Shawn. 475 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,304 And if these folks want the Macarena, 476 00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:39,541 they're fresh out of luck. 477 00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:42,644 [Crack of bat] [Sighs] 478 00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:48,450 Say it ain't so, Cal. 479 00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:50,752 What are you talking about? 480 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,221 - Man, I believed in you. - [Grunts] 481 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,656 You believed in me? 482 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,592 That's right, because I believe in a lot of things. 483 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,261 I believe in fresh tennis balls, 484 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,829 the healing power of bunnies, 485 00:18:00,897 --> 00:18:02,397 and that the novels of Susan Sontag 486 00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:03,865 are something I'll never read. 487 00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:06,635 In fact, I don't even know who Susan Sontag is. 488 00:18:06,702 --> 00:18:08,069 What, is she, like, a painter? 489 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:11,473 I believe in crystal light because I believe in me. 490 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,208 I believe in the movies of Val Kilmer, 491 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:14,576 though these days it ain't so easy. 492 00:18:14,644 --> 00:18:17,245 I believe in Darren Sproles, the word "dabble," 493 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,047 the first season of Silk Stalkings, 494 00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:21,983 and big, warm, moist, gooey chocolate chip cookies 495 00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:24,119 that melt in your mouth and all over your face. 496 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,487 Finally... 497 00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:28,190 I believe that you secretly tried to drug Izzy 498 00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:29,791 so that you could steal his playing time, 499 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,059 you son of a bitch. 500 00:18:31,127 --> 00:18:32,461 Oh, my. 501 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,129 That was a stupid speech. 502 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,831 Can you deny it? 503 00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,199 [Laughs] 504 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:38,900 Let me tell you something, Shawn. 505 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,569 First of all, Izzy doesn't need any help 506 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,137 getting in trouble, okay? 507 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,774 Secondly, if I was cheating, I wouldn't be stuck in "a" ball. 508 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,916 [Grunts] 509 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,154 Wow. He really got a hold of that. 510 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,556 [Cheers and applause] 511 00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:06,495 [Lively organ music plays] 512 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,231 [Crowd booing] 513 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:12,200 Do the Macarena! What the hell is that? 514 00:19:12,268 --> 00:19:14,402 It's called real dancing. 515 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:16,705 You suck! 516 00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:18,006 [Booing continues] 517 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,775 Ow! Something just bit me. 518 00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,544 [Cheers and applause] 519 00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:24,079 Ow! 520 00:19:24,146 --> 00:19:25,514 Ow! 521 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,882 Ow! Stop it! 522 00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:29,150 Stop it! 523 00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,520 [Cheers and applause] Ow! Wait! 524 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,822 [Grunting] 525 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,629 Come on, let's have some good at bats out there! 526 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,831 Good at bats out there! 527 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,003 Hey, since when do you chew tobacco? 528 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,371 I don't. 529 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,041 This is all pretzel, my friend... 530 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,176 Snyder's of Hanover. 531 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:57,746 - You want a pinch of this? - No, I'm good. 532 00:19:57,813 --> 00:20:00,448 Leading off for the Seabirds, number 35, 533 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,817 Justin Henze! 534 00:20:02,885 --> 00:20:04,586 You have any updates for me? 535 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:10,225 Let's just say I'm zeroing in on a suspect. 536 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,460 Yeah, good, 'cause I don't know how much longer 537 00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:13,795 I can keep up this charade. 538 00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:15,497 All season. 539 00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:17,866 Hey, turn your back. 540 00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:20,302 G.M. of the whole organization's coming. 541 00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:21,503 Hey. 542 00:20:21,571 --> 00:20:24,339 Mel, I'd like a word. 543 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:25,540 Ah. 544 00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:26,942 Why isn't Izzy Jackson playing? 545 00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:29,411 Manager's decision. 546 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,980 I mean, the guy shows up two hours late to the park. 547 00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:33,381 It's not the first time. 548 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,517 He has a major attitude problem. 549 00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:37,218 I don't care. 550 00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:40,455 I have scouts here, so I want him playing. 551 00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:42,857 - Is that clear? - Yeah. 552 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:48,863 [Upbeat organ music plays] 553 00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:49,831 ♪ ♪ 554 00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:51,366 Jackson. 555 00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:53,501 - You're batting for Henze. - Batting for Henze! 556 00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:54,869 [Clapping] 557 00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:56,271 And, Cal, you're moving back to catcher. 558 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,540 Back behind the dish, Cal! 559 00:20:58,608 --> 00:21:00,442 Sorry. 560 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:04,279 Oh, man, that guy gets on my nerves. 561 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,281 I've had it with him. 562 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,450 Now batting for Henze, number 42, 563 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,285 Izzy Jackson! 564 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,322 [Cheers and applause] 565 00:21:22,465 --> 00:21:25,000 - Next pitch is a curveball. - I doubt it. 566 00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:28,937 Strike! 567 00:21:29,005 --> 00:21:31,139 - How'd you know? - Mel... 568 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,273 I have the gift. 569 00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:34,209 How about the next pitch? 570 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,883 Uh, it's a slider. 571 00:21:41,951 --> 00:21:43,852 Izzy! 572 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:50,191 Jackson, who's been hot lately, 573 00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,060 has not had good luck against Holander. 574 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,401 [Cheers and applause] Here's a long drive! 575 00:21:59,468 --> 00:22:01,870 Oh, that's gonna carry. 576 00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:03,538 Gone! It's a home run! 577 00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:19,688 Thanks, towel boy. 578 00:22:22,158 --> 00:22:24,893 Nice! Stay in the game! 579 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,596 [Cheers and applause] 580 00:22:31,534 --> 00:22:33,334 [Cheers and applause] 581 00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:35,336 All right, who wants a T-shirt? 582 00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:36,504 All right, you? This guy? 583 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:39,774 Who wants one, huh? Anybody, hmm? 584 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,781 Hey, Seabird! You can't dance for crap! 585 00:22:50,152 --> 00:22:51,519 [Whispering] Gus, Gus. 586 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,488 Dude... 587 00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:55,423 I think I know who did it for real now. 588 00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:56,524 Good. Then can you bust him 589 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:57,826 so we can get the hell out of here? 590 00:22:57,893 --> 00:23:00,061 First, I need to make an apology. 591 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,063 - To who? - Hey, ump, I need a time! 592 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,531 Time-out. 593 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:07,402 Hey! Hey, you can't do that! 594 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:08,937 Oh, this can't be good. 595 00:23:09,004 --> 00:23:10,305 This is something you rarely see. 596 00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:13,108 The pitcher is getting a visit from the hitting coach. 597 00:23:13,175 --> 00:23:15,009 What the hell are you doing? 598 00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:18,680 Cal, damn it, man, I'm so sorry. 599 00:23:18,748 --> 00:23:22,617 I was wrong to accuse you of trying to sabotage Izzy. 600 00:23:22,685 --> 00:23:24,219 The whole time it's been Ricky. 601 00:23:24,286 --> 00:23:26,588 Yeah, he's-- he's trying to get Izzy back 602 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,056 for sleeping with his wife. 603 00:23:28,124 --> 00:23:29,491 Ricky isn't married. 604 00:23:29,558 --> 00:23:31,025 - You sure about that? - Mm-hmm. 605 00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:32,994 He was awfully lovey-dovey at the bar the other night 606 00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:37,398 with that smokin'-hot, filthy, slutty blonde in the red. 607 00:23:37,466 --> 00:23:39,234 Hey, that's my wife. 608 00:23:39,301 --> 00:23:40,468 Yeah. 609 00:23:40,536 --> 00:23:41,936 Look, Rodriguez, I need you to focus 610 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,404 on pitching strikes out here, okay? 611 00:23:43,472 --> 00:23:44,973 What's going on? 612 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,474 Ricky's sleeping with my wife. 613 00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:48,550 And Izzy, too... Possibly. 614 00:23:48,670 --> 00:23:50,145 That's--that's an issue for another time. 615 00:23:50,212 --> 00:23:51,780 She told me she was going to the movies 616 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,314 with your wife the other night. 617 00:23:53,382 --> 00:23:54,983 Well, that's what Lilly told me. 618 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,451 So, if she wasn't at the movies either, 619 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,253 where was she? 620 00:24:05,294 --> 00:24:06,795 You guys really get around. 621 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,997 Oh, man. 622 00:24:09,064 --> 00:24:11,399 This has got to be the weirdest mound meeting 623 00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:12,934 I have ever seen. 624 00:24:13,002 --> 00:24:14,169 Good talk. 625 00:24:14,236 --> 00:24:15,904 Come on, Rodriguez. Come on. 626 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,440 - Uh, yes? - We're all good, Mel. 627 00:24:19,508 --> 00:24:21,109 Looks like we're ready to get back to the action here, 628 00:24:21,177 --> 00:24:23,578 with the Seabirds up 2-0 629 00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:25,747 in the top of the sixth. 630 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,522 And he throws the ball at Izzy Jackson. 631 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,998 Hey! Come back here! 632 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,801 Well, folks, in all my years, this is a first-- 633 00:24:46,869 --> 00:24:49,604 a bench-clearing brawl consisting of one team. 634 00:24:52,608 --> 00:24:54,008 Gus, wha-- 635 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:57,212 Everybody calm down. There's no reason to fight. 636 00:24:59,014 --> 00:25:00,782 You think this is Shawn's doing? 637 00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:01,883 No doubt. 638 00:25:01,951 --> 00:25:03,518 Break it up, fellas. Break it up. 639 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:06,087 I'm too old for this crap. 640 00:25:06,155 --> 00:25:08,656 Oh, no, you didn't. 641 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:11,793 [Cheers and applause] 642 00:25:14,296 --> 00:25:15,597 - Oh! Oh, oh! - Ow! 643 00:25:20,369 --> 00:25:22,637 I guess now's not the best time 644 00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:24,472 to talk about me pinch-hitting. 645 00:25:26,342 --> 00:25:28,009 That, men... 646 00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:31,179 - Was a total disgrace. - Total disgrace. 647 00:25:31,247 --> 00:25:33,014 Only a bunch of damn idiots 648 00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:34,983 fight on the field with their own men! 649 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:37,919 - Bunch of damn idiots. - Will you stop that? 650 00:25:37,987 --> 00:25:39,354 Sorry. 651 00:25:39,421 --> 00:25:41,823 There's going to be some major changes around here! 652 00:25:41,891 --> 00:25:43,291 Do you hear me? 653 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,026 Izzy, where do you think you're going? 654 00:25:45,094 --> 00:25:46,094 I'm out. 655 00:25:46,161 --> 00:25:47,629 It's Friday night. 656 00:25:47,696 --> 00:25:49,631 Hey, I had enough-- get back over there. 657 00:25:49,698 --> 00:25:52,834 Damn it, I said get back here. 658 00:25:52,902 --> 00:25:56,437 All right, guys, listen, about the changes Mel referred to, 659 00:25:56,505 --> 00:25:59,107 I will be hitting third tomorrow on-- 660 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,708 Where is he? Where is he? 661 00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:03,745 Yeah, this ain't over Cahoon. 662 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,546 Come on. 663 00:26:05,614 --> 00:26:08,116 - You want some of this? - Oh, yeah, I want some of that. 664 00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:10,418 You're gonna get it now. 665 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,720 - Where's Mel? - He just went after Izzy. 666 00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,255 Thanks. 667 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,190 By the way, I don't know who you are, but you're fired. 668 00:26:16,258 --> 00:26:17,458 I'm your new hitting coach. 669 00:26:17,526 --> 00:26:20,495 No, this is the new hitting coach. 670 00:26:20,562 --> 00:26:22,196 That's Wade Boggs. 671 00:26:22,264 --> 00:26:23,798 Oh, my God. 672 00:26:23,866 --> 00:26:26,601 Gus! Gus, stop it! 673 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:28,102 Wade Boggs is here. 674 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,405 Do you have any idea what this man has accomplished? 675 00:26:30,472 --> 00:26:35,143 For 17 seasons, he ate chicken before every single game. 676 00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:37,578 I also won five batting titles 677 00:26:37,646 --> 00:26:40,281 and was a 12-time all-star. 678 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,083 Grilled or crispy? 679 00:26:42,151 --> 00:26:43,451 Very funny. 680 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,386 No, no, no. Gus never kids around about food. 681 00:26:45,454 --> 00:26:47,388 - Nope. - Mostly crispy. 682 00:26:47,456 --> 00:26:48,923 - Wow. That's impressive. - See what I'm saying? 683 00:26:48,991 --> 00:26:49,958 Wow. 684 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,559 Can we go already? 685 00:26:51,627 --> 00:26:54,095 Yeah, just as soon as we apologize to Mel. 686 00:26:54,163 --> 00:26:55,563 You mean after you apologize. 687 00:26:55,631 --> 00:26:58,232 Check it out-- I stole Wade Boggs' belt. 688 00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:01,469 - Why? - Because he's Wade Boggs. 689 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,172 Oh, no. 690 00:27:09,745 --> 00:27:12,046 Poor Izzy. 691 00:27:18,325 --> 00:27:19,648 You guys really believe 692 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,452 that I hit Izzy Jackson over the head 693 00:27:21,572 --> 00:27:23,095 with a baseball bat and killed him? 694 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:26,299 Well, we've got ten of your players that have gone on record 695 00:27:26,366 --> 00:27:27,800 saying you had it out for the guy. 696 00:27:27,868 --> 00:27:29,602 And you were seen running after him 697 00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:30,937 minutes before his death. 698 00:27:31,004 --> 00:27:32,805 I wanted to give him a piece of my mind. 699 00:27:32,873 --> 00:27:33,773 I'll admit that. 700 00:27:33,841 --> 00:27:36,042 But I never found him. 701 00:27:36,109 --> 00:27:39,145 Hey, you guys got to believe me. 702 00:27:39,213 --> 00:27:40,713 We don't. 703 00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:46,586 [Door opens] 704 00:27:49,389 --> 00:27:51,190 I believe him. 705 00:27:51,258 --> 00:27:53,759 I mean, why would he hire us to investigate his players 706 00:27:53,827 --> 00:27:55,595 and then kill one the next day? 707 00:27:55,662 --> 00:27:57,330 - Throw us off the trail. - I agree. 708 00:27:57,397 --> 00:27:58,664 You'd say anything 709 00:27:58,732 --> 00:28:00,099 to keep from wearing that Seabird suit again. 710 00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:02,268 - I cannot deny that. - It does make sense, Shawn. 711 00:28:02,336 --> 00:28:04,270 He wants Izzy off the team. What does he do? 712 00:28:04,338 --> 00:28:06,606 He tries to get him to test positive for drugs. 713 00:28:06,673 --> 00:28:08,608 That doesn't work, so he snaps and kills him. 714 00:28:08,675 --> 00:28:10,409 Come on, you know how many jerks 715 00:28:10,477 --> 00:28:12,311 Mel's coached over the last 30 years? 716 00:28:12,379 --> 00:28:14,480 He didn't kill any of them. This is a reach. 717 00:28:14,548 --> 00:28:16,682 Really? Then why did we find a bag full of amphetamines 718 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,050 in his apartment this morning? 719 00:28:18,118 --> 00:28:19,051 Greenies. 720 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,953 I'm sorry, Shawn. 721 00:28:27,961 --> 00:28:30,730 I can't believe it. 722 00:28:34,635 --> 00:28:36,269 Hey, dad. 723 00:28:36,336 --> 00:28:37,537 Does Mel bat lefty or righty? 724 00:28:37,604 --> 00:28:38,971 Uh, righty. Why? 725 00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:41,507 Yes. Izzy was hit from behind on the left. 726 00:28:41,575 --> 00:28:42,875 Now, you tell me how a right-handed hitter 727 00:28:42,943 --> 00:28:44,176 could have done that. 728 00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:46,212 Easily. Swinging backhanded. 729 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,713 Are you kidding me right now? 730 00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:50,383 But...it's like you want Mel to be guilty. 731 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:51,484 Come on, let's go talk to Woody. 732 00:28:51,552 --> 00:28:52,618 Mel needs your help right now. 733 00:28:52,686 --> 00:28:53,920 Oh, sure, he needs my help now. 734 00:28:53,987 --> 00:28:55,488 Why didn't he call me in the first place? 735 00:28:55,556 --> 00:28:58,324 Oh, my God, this is about him hiring me instead of you. 736 00:28:58,392 --> 00:29:00,493 I have been a season ticket holder for 20 years, Shawn. 737 00:29:00,561 --> 00:29:02,762 Oh, he'll call me up when he needs a speeding ticket fixed. 738 00:29:02,829 --> 00:29:05,364 But call me for real investigative work? Nah! 739 00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:07,600 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 740 00:29:07,668 --> 00:29:11,003 Yes, I do... Now that I've said it out loud. 741 00:29:12,706 --> 00:29:14,340 So I've put together a demonstration for you guys, 742 00:29:14,408 --> 00:29:16,075 but I'm going to need a volunteer first. 743 00:29:16,143 --> 00:29:17,743 I have to warn you, it involves me 744 00:29:17,811 --> 00:29:21,347 whacking you in the head with this baseball bat. 745 00:29:21,415 --> 00:29:23,716 No takers. Well... 746 00:29:23,784 --> 00:29:26,118 Thank God I packed a watermelon for lunch. 747 00:29:26,186 --> 00:29:27,520 Ooh. 748 00:29:27,588 --> 00:29:30,156 Woody, how is watching you hit a watermelon 749 00:29:30,223 --> 00:29:31,324 gonna help us with the case? 750 00:29:31,391 --> 00:29:32,658 Well, Gus, first of all, 751 00:29:32,726 --> 00:29:34,327 watermelon is high in vitamin "C," 752 00:29:34,394 --> 00:29:36,228 - which is good for the brain. - That's true. 753 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,497 And secondly, it will support Shawn's claim 754 00:29:38,565 --> 00:29:40,433 that Mel didn't kill this young man. 755 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,835 As you can see-- excuse me, Gus-- 756 00:29:42,903 --> 00:29:48,240 the fracture on Izzy's skull is nearly four inches, 757 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:49,976 which means that somebody clubbed him hard. 758 00:29:50,043 --> 00:29:54,280 Harder than a 60-year-old man swinging backhanded 759 00:29:54,348 --> 00:29:55,615 would be capable of. 760 00:29:55,682 --> 00:29:57,550 Correct. And that will be clear 761 00:29:57,618 --> 00:29:59,986 once I do exactly that to one of your heads. 762 00:30:00,053 --> 00:30:01,754 I mean this melon. 763 00:30:01,822 --> 00:30:05,157 And keep in mind, I am well south of 60, 764 00:30:05,225 --> 00:30:07,126 and I'm no slouch at the plate myself. 765 00:30:07,194 --> 00:30:08,728 I was all-coroners league for three seasons. 766 00:30:08,795 --> 00:30:10,930 Played the hot coroner. [Chuckles] 767 00:30:10,998 --> 00:30:12,932 I also embalmed Sparky Anderson. 768 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,400 - One of my thrills. - Woody! 769 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:15,635 Could we just get on with it? 770 00:30:15,702 --> 00:30:18,804 Of course. Okay... Batter up! 771 00:30:18,872 --> 00:30:20,740 Here we go. 772 00:30:23,810 --> 00:30:25,144 Yeah, I'm gonna state the obvious here. 773 00:30:25,212 --> 00:30:26,679 This is a complete waste of time. 774 00:30:26,747 --> 00:30:28,981 I agree. Mel did it, plain and simple. 775 00:30:29,049 --> 00:30:30,816 He's the only one with the motivation to kill him. 776 00:30:30,884 --> 00:30:31,951 You can do this, Woody. 777 00:30:32,019 --> 00:30:33,686 Here we go. 778 00:30:35,922 --> 00:30:37,423 Nailed it! 779 00:30:48,068 --> 00:30:49,835 First of all, Izzy doesn't need any help 780 00:30:49,903 --> 00:30:52,672 getting into trouble. 781 00:30:52,739 --> 00:30:55,675 We, as an organization, are devastated 782 00:30:55,742 --> 00:30:57,343 over the death of Izzy Jackson. 783 00:30:57,411 --> 00:31:00,446 Our hearts go out to him and his family. 784 00:31:00,514 --> 00:31:02,181 [Camera clicking] 785 00:31:02,249 --> 00:31:04,050 Excuse me, Mr. Spencer. 786 00:31:04,117 --> 00:31:06,886 I've been given instructions not to let you on the premises. 787 00:31:06,953 --> 00:31:10,056 Cheryl, I only need a minute to get the rest of my things. 788 00:31:10,123 --> 00:31:11,924 You got one minute. 789 00:31:11,992 --> 00:31:15,194 You're a good woman. 790 00:31:15,262 --> 00:31:18,531 What things? What the hell are we doing here? 791 00:31:18,598 --> 00:31:20,466 [Quietly] Listen, the bat that killed Izzy 792 00:31:20,534 --> 00:31:22,168 was 35 inches. 793 00:31:22,235 --> 00:31:25,004 The only player on the team that uses that size was Cal. 794 00:31:25,072 --> 00:31:27,073 - So you think he killed him? - No, of course not. 795 00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,508 I'm sure he has a logical explanation for all of this. 796 00:31:32,679 --> 00:31:34,146 Hey, where's Cal? 797 00:31:34,214 --> 00:31:35,981 Gone. 798 00:31:36,049 --> 00:31:37,450 His locker was cleared out when I got in. 799 00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:47,526 Where you headed, Cal? 800 00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:51,163 Where do you think I'm headed, Shawn? 801 00:31:51,231 --> 00:31:53,599 Oh, I don't know... Canada, maybe? 802 00:31:53,667 --> 00:31:55,601 Some other lawless country 803 00:31:55,669 --> 00:31:57,536 where the authorities won't be able to catch up to you? 804 00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,138 So I see I've gone from being your idol 805 00:31:59,206 --> 00:32:00,473 back to cold-blooded killer, huh? 806 00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,808 Just like OJ and Jamie Farr. 807 00:32:02,876 --> 00:32:04,744 Jamie Farr never killed anyone, Shawn. 808 00:32:04,811 --> 00:32:06,278 You're so naive. 809 00:32:06,346 --> 00:32:10,249 All right, this is where I'm headed. 810 00:32:13,186 --> 00:32:14,120 Oakland. 811 00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:15,855 Mm-hmm. 812 00:32:15,922 --> 00:32:17,523 Oakland Oakland? 813 00:32:17,591 --> 00:32:19,024 They called me this morning. 814 00:32:19,092 --> 00:32:21,193 You're going back to the show? 815 00:32:21,261 --> 00:32:23,262 - Oh! - And we're back. 816 00:32:23,330 --> 00:32:26,232 Cal! Wait a minute. 817 00:32:26,299 --> 00:32:27,800 Why weren't you in the locker room 818 00:32:27,868 --> 00:32:29,068 when Izzy was killed? 819 00:32:29,136 --> 00:32:31,237 I was having my knees iced by the trainer. 820 00:32:31,304 --> 00:32:33,139 And yes, he can confirm that. 821 00:32:33,206 --> 00:32:35,841 I will never doubt you again. Damn it, Cal! 822 00:32:35,909 --> 00:32:38,577 - Oh, I wish that was true. - Unh! 823 00:32:38,645 --> 00:32:40,079 - Yeah. - Ahh. 824 00:32:40,147 --> 00:32:42,414 I'm so proud of you, man. 825 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:44,517 I'm so proud of you for playing your way back. 826 00:32:44,584 --> 00:32:46,952 Yeah, well, it has nothing to do 827 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:48,254 with the way I play, Shawn. 828 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:50,222 I was the cheapest option. 829 00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:53,392 Nowadays... 830 00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:55,694 It's all about the money, Shawn. 831 00:32:55,762 --> 00:32:58,964 You take care. 832 00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:03,536 [Engine starts] 833 00:33:03,603 --> 00:33:05,905 - Psych. - Hey, buddy. 834 00:33:05,972 --> 00:33:07,373 Shawn, where are you? 835 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,974 And why do you sound muffled? 836 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:11,010 Uh, must be coming down with something, buddy. 837 00:33:11,077 --> 00:33:12,278 I'll call you later. 838 00:33:12,345 --> 00:33:14,280 Wait, Shawn-- 839 00:33:14,347 --> 00:33:16,382 What's happenin', baby? 840 00:33:16,449 --> 00:33:17,616 Afternoon, Mr. Guster. 841 00:33:17,684 --> 00:33:20,486 Did you hear about Pluto? 842 00:33:56,356 --> 00:33:58,057 That's it. 843 00:34:02,996 --> 00:34:05,097 [Crash] Unh! 844 00:34:05,165 --> 00:34:07,366 Damn it! [Clattering] 845 00:34:18,812 --> 00:34:21,647 There's been a break-in in the main office. 846 00:34:21,715 --> 00:34:26,418 Hey, come back here. Stop! 847 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:38,864 Look out! 848 00:34:38,932 --> 00:34:40,733 [Air blast] 849 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,068 Here comes the pain! 850 00:34:43,136 --> 00:34:45,571 [Air blasts] 851 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:48,307 Ouch! 852 00:34:53,647 --> 00:34:56,749 Shawn, where are you, and where is my car? 853 00:34:56,816 --> 00:34:58,450 I'll explain it all when I see you. 854 00:34:58,518 --> 00:34:59,919 I'm only a couple minutes away. 855 00:34:59,986 --> 00:35:01,220 What are you doing? 856 00:35:01,288 --> 00:35:02,554 Driving around for a bit 857 00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:04,456 to make sure no one was following me. 858 00:35:04,524 --> 00:35:06,725 Your left blinker's out, by the way. 859 00:35:06,793 --> 00:35:09,361 [Tires screech, horn honks] 860 00:35:09,429 --> 00:35:12,564 Get this, I have some good news and some bad news 861 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:13,766 and some good news. 862 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,968 Here's the good. I know who killed Izzy. 863 00:35:16,036 --> 00:35:17,236 What was the bad? 864 00:35:17,304 --> 00:35:18,604 The killer may know I'm onto him. 865 00:35:18,672 --> 00:35:21,440 And what was the other good? 866 00:35:21,508 --> 00:35:23,709 He may think that me is actually you. 867 00:35:23,777 --> 00:35:26,078 How is that good news? 868 00:35:26,146 --> 00:35:28,277 I meant good for me. 869 00:35:28,397 --> 00:35:29,555 Hello? 870 00:35:29,675 --> 00:35:32,238 Gus? You still there or what? 871 00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:38,426 Uh, I know you think that I know stuff, 872 00:35:38,546 --> 00:35:41,069 but I can assure you that I don't. 873 00:35:41,189 --> 00:35:44,491 In fact, if you promise not to shoot, 874 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:47,161 I can take you to the guy who really knows stuff, 875 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,462 and then you can shoot him. 876 00:35:48,530 --> 00:35:51,565 In fact, I may even help you. 877 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:53,634 Come with me. 878 00:35:53,701 --> 00:35:56,136 Come on, man! I don't know anything about this! 879 00:35:56,204 --> 00:36:00,507 I'd be happy to bring you up to speed. 880 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,910 You were right, Gus, this suit does have fleas. 881 00:36:02,977 --> 00:36:04,645 It's very unpleasant. 882 00:36:04,712 --> 00:36:06,113 You were the one who broke into our offices. 883 00:36:06,181 --> 00:36:07,514 Indeed I was. 884 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:08,849 And while I was there I did 885 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,118 some pretty interesting reading. 886 00:36:11,186 --> 00:36:12,686 Gus, did you know that Neil here 887 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,355 is the youngest GM in team history? 888 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,324 And that his first big move was signing Izzy Jackson 889 00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:19,226 to one of the richest rookie contracts ever, 890 00:36:19,294 --> 00:36:21,795 to the tune of $12 million? 891 00:36:21,863 --> 00:36:23,764 - Wow. - Yeah, it was pretty bold. 892 00:36:23,832 --> 00:36:25,632 I believe in taking risks. 893 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,601 Yeah, you do, but this one hasn't quite worked out 894 00:36:27,669 --> 00:36:29,036 for you, has it, Neil? 895 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,872 You see, Izzy's immature, and worst of all... 896 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:35,976 He can't hit a curveball. 897 00:36:36,044 --> 00:36:37,778 Which is a problem that simply doesn't go away. 898 00:36:37,846 --> 00:36:40,814 Now, luckily, most of the money was to be paid out 899 00:36:40,882 --> 00:36:42,916 after Izzy is promoted to the big leagues. 900 00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:45,052 Certainly you weren't stupid enough 901 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,288 to guarantee that promotion after 60 games. 902 00:36:48,356 --> 00:36:50,858 No, wait, you were. 903 00:36:50,925 --> 00:36:53,127 If I didn't offer him that, another team would have. 904 00:36:53,194 --> 00:36:55,028 Yeah, if the team shelled out 905 00:36:55,096 --> 00:36:57,197 10 million more dollars to that stiff, 906 00:36:57,265 --> 00:36:58,999 you knew your career would be toast. 907 00:36:59,067 --> 00:37:00,267 What did you do? 908 00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:02,035 Well, first you tried to rig it 909 00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:04,371 so Izzy would fail a drug test, and that didn't work. 910 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:07,107 Then you tried to trade him to anybody. 911 00:37:07,175 --> 00:37:10,477 Even the Pirates weren't interested. 912 00:37:10,545 --> 00:37:12,513 I guess just injuring him would have been what, 913 00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:15,149 too Tonya Harding-ish for you? 914 00:37:15,216 --> 00:37:16,917 So you took the ultimate step. 915 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,486 - You killed him! - Really? 916 00:37:19,554 --> 00:37:21,488 I deserved to say that, Gus. 917 00:37:21,556 --> 00:37:23,357 Do you know all the pipe I laid to get that? 918 00:37:23,424 --> 00:37:24,691 And you were gonna pin it all on the guy 919 00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:26,660 who managed the team for 30 years. 920 00:37:26,728 --> 00:37:28,562 I dreamt of being a GM my entire life, 921 00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:31,365 and I wasn't gonna let Izzy Jackson ruin it. 922 00:37:31,432 --> 00:37:34,268 Move. 923 00:37:41,142 --> 00:37:43,210 Come on, Neil, you'll never get away with this, man. 924 00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:44,645 You're not a killer. 925 00:37:44,712 --> 00:37:46,113 You were already spotted breaking into my office. 926 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,881 I'll explain that I acted in self-defense. 927 00:37:47,949 --> 00:37:49,383 Nobody's gonna buy that. 928 00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:51,885 My alibi should be the least of your concerns right now. 929 00:37:51,953 --> 00:37:54,855 Drop it, Neil! 930 00:37:54,923 --> 00:37:57,090 You're not gonna shoot me. 931 00:37:57,158 --> 00:37:58,625 Why aren't you in Oakland, Eason? 932 00:37:58,693 --> 00:37:59,793 I was gearing up for the game, 933 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:02,429 and something just kept eating at me. 934 00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:05,032 Mel couldn't have his Izzy because he bats right-handed. 935 00:38:05,099 --> 00:38:07,935 I came back on a hunch. Turns out I was right. 936 00:38:08,002 --> 00:38:09,436 And all you brought was a baseball bat? 937 00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:10,904 I said it was a hunch. Gimme a break, huh? 938 00:38:10,972 --> 00:38:13,106 Come on, Neil, you're not a killer. 939 00:38:13,174 --> 00:38:14,107 Yeah, we already tried that. 940 00:38:14,175 --> 00:38:15,976 We're about to die, Shawn! 941 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:19,046 Oh, no, we're not. Wade Boggs is here. 942 00:38:19,113 --> 00:38:21,481 What the hell? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 943 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,916 Get out of here, Wade. 944 00:38:22,984 --> 00:38:25,686 Hey, you're the guy that stole my belt! 945 00:38:25,753 --> 00:38:28,188 Yes, sir, I am. 946 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,760 I can't shoot Wade Boggs. 947 00:38:37,432 --> 00:38:38,865 Chicken. 948 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:42,436 Ooh! 949 00:38:42,503 --> 00:38:43,904 Nice, dad! 950 00:38:43,972 --> 00:38:48,041 Wade Boggs! I'm a giant fan. 951 00:38:48,109 --> 00:38:50,010 I am never coming back here. 952 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:53,447 Hey--hey, Wade... 953 00:38:53,514 --> 00:38:55,282 When's Steve Garvey getting in the Hall of Fame? 954 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:56,753 Fair question. That's fair. 955 00:39:02,495 --> 00:39:04,711 Now, remember, extend those arms, Shawn. 956 00:39:05,121 --> 00:39:06,632 Keep that back elbow up. 957 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,033 The elbow's fine. 958 00:39:08,101 --> 00:39:09,401 No, it isn't. Keep it up. 959 00:39:09,469 --> 00:39:10,502 You know what dad, I think I'm go 960 00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:11,804 with Wade Boggs on this one. 961 00:39:11,871 --> 00:39:13,439 Why? He's been retired for 20 years. 962 00:39:13,506 --> 00:39:15,507 No offense. 963 00:39:15,575 --> 00:39:18,844 [Chuckles] 964 00:39:18,912 --> 00:39:20,145 All right, Shawn, what's this all about? 965 00:39:20,213 --> 00:39:22,548 Mel. Great. Look... 966 00:39:22,616 --> 00:39:24,183 I'm going to prove to you once and for all 967 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,385 that I have the skills necessary 968 00:39:26,453 --> 00:39:28,621 for at least one minor league at-bat. 969 00:39:28,688 --> 00:39:31,991 You disagree, all you gotta do is tell me I'm not good enough, 970 00:39:32,058 --> 00:39:34,026 and I promise I'll never bother you again. 971 00:39:34,094 --> 00:39:36,095 - Sounds like a deal. - [Chuckles] 972 00:39:36,162 --> 00:39:39,431 "Sounds like a deal," he said. You heard it. 973 00:39:39,499 --> 00:39:42,968 All right, Rodriguez, you bring me that soft stuff. 974 00:39:43,036 --> 00:39:44,803 Bring it to me like soft bread. 975 00:39:44,871 --> 00:39:46,171 Keep your head down, Shawn. 976 00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,307 Elbow up. 977 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:51,377 [Dramatic music] 978 00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:55,648 ♪ ♪ 979 00:39:55,715 --> 00:39:57,149 [Explosion] 980 00:39:57,217 --> 00:39:58,317 [Slowed-down grunt] 981 00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:17,302 [Clank] 982 00:40:17,370 --> 00:40:19,438 Okay, I-- 983 00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:21,206 I didn't quite get all of that. 984 00:40:21,274 --> 00:40:22,608 You're not good enough. 985 00:40:22,676 --> 00:40:25,044 Let's go, Wade. We got a game to plan for. 986 00:40:25,111 --> 00:40:28,747 Oh, come on, Mel! Give me one more shot. 987 00:40:28,815 --> 00:40:31,083 If it wasn't for me, you'd be managing in the prison leagues. 988 00:40:31,151 --> 00:40:34,053 I appreciate all your help. 989 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,156 So is it true you once drank 64 beers 990 00:40:37,223 --> 00:40:39,491 on a team flight to the west coast? 991 00:40:39,559 --> 00:40:41,393 That's something I'm not proud of, Mel. 992 00:40:41,461 --> 00:40:43,762 Besides, that number gets distorted 993 00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:45,030 each and every year. 994 00:40:45,098 --> 00:40:47,466 - So... - 73. 995 00:40:47,534 --> 00:40:50,069 [Mouths words] 996 00:40:50,136 --> 00:40:52,404 Let your old man have a couple of cuts. 997 00:40:52,472 --> 00:40:55,641 Man... 998 00:40:55,709 --> 00:40:57,876 You got an underhand setting on that thing, Rodriguez? 999 00:40:57,944 --> 00:40:59,445 [Chuckles] 1000 00:40:59,512 --> 00:41:01,413 Hey, how'd you know it was Neil, by the way? 1001 00:41:01,481 --> 00:41:03,549 I didn't. I got to the ballpark early for the game, 1002 00:41:03,616 --> 00:41:05,184 saw a guy pointing a gun at you. 1003 00:41:05,251 --> 00:41:09,021 I'm so tired of the happening. 1004 00:41:09,089 --> 00:41:11,557 Why don't you try and swing 1005 00:41:11,624 --> 00:41:13,225 without your gut looking so large? 1006 00:41:13,293 --> 00:41:15,360 [Loud crack] 1007 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,134 You know, I must say... 1008 00:41:22,202 --> 00:41:24,303 I've enjoyed working this case with you. 1009 00:41:24,370 --> 00:41:27,072 Yeah. I guess it, uh... 1010 00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:28,440 brought us together and whatnot. 1011 00:41:28,508 --> 00:41:30,008 Yeah. 1012 00:41:30,076 --> 00:41:32,811 Yeah, baseball's good that way. 1013 00:41:36,316 --> 00:41:37,549 Hey, what's my wife doing? 1014 00:41:41,321 --> 00:41:43,455 Wow. 1015 00:41:43,523 --> 00:41:45,940 It's time that dude got a new lady. 1016 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:47,604 Yeah. 1017 00:41:47,991 --> 00:41:50,511 Cause I believe in a lot of things. 1018 00:41:50,962 --> 00:41:52,649 Like every type of corn bread. 1019 00:41:52,871 --> 00:41:54,477 I'm a bone fide star... 1020 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:58,256 in the municipal south coast repertory... What? 1021 00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,607 What? 1022 00:41:59,727 --> 00:42:02,724 Name and case after dark breakfast fruits. 1023 00:42:02,971 --> 00:42:05,139 There's a picture of him and Tito Jackson. 1024 00:42:05,391 --> 00:42:07,793 That's Rod somebody. I don't know his name. 1025 00:42:07,913 --> 00:42:08,713 Cool, thank you. 1026 00:42:09,073 --> 00:42:18,000 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net