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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Oh, man. God!
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You really caught me flush
with that mic stand, Billy.
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Oh, it's a flesh wound, mate.
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Here, let me get
a good look at it.
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(GRUNTS) Is it terrible?
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Uh, no, you can barely see it.
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It's borderline
nonexistent. All right.
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It feels like the
blood is streaming
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out of the back
of my head, Billy.
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No, it'll heal.
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(LAUGHS) Billy Lipps!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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That show was the rockin' nuts!
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Especially when you sang
Rockin' Nuts as an encore.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah! Who are you two?
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Who are we? You don't remember?
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Billy, it's me, Shawn
Spencer, man.
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This is my partner,
Domo Arigato... Ah.
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Mr. Roboto. (YELPS)
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Oh, yeah, I sort of
remember the black kid.
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(CHANTING) Billy!
Billy! Billy Lipps!
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Oh, man!
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I've been a fan of yours
since the Dapshats.
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All right. Brewski.
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Cheers. Wait a minute. Dad?
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Shawn? Gus? What
are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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I was never here. Oh wait.
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Are you guys real or
are you hallucinations?
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No, no, no. Billy, Billy.
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Shawn Spencer.
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The psychic detective.
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I'm working with the SBPD
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on this little cold-case
investigation of Melinda Lane.
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You know, that groupie that
mysteriously died at your mansion.
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Shh, shh. No...
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Wait a minute.
You're here on a case?
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Yes, as a matter
of fact, we are.
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It's, like, our third one. Boom.
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We're trying to
impress Chief Dick.
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Chief Vick.
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Vick? Yes.
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Yeah, uh, look, why
are you bringing up
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this whole Melinda
Lane business?
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Because, Lipps... (BOTH GROAN)
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There are some
very interesting tidbits
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in your recently
released biography
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that shed some damning new light
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on the Melinda Lane
murder investigation.
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Huh, that's my book.
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You remember
Melinda, don't you, Billy?
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Sorry, Billy. I'm the
one that tipped them off.
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But don't worry, I told them
that you could explain away
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any tidbits they may have.
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Ha. For example, and I quote,
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"I woke up in my
bed that fateful night
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"and couldn't help but
smell Melinda's perfume
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"that she always
wore all over me."
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Don't ever do that again. Sorry.
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Now, Billy, in our
previous interviews,
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you stated that you and Melinda
didn't speak the night she was murdered
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because of a falling out.
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Now, if that were the case,
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why was her scent
all over your clothes?
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Don't answer that yet.
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CARLTON: Chapter four,
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"I had scratches on my chest,
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"but the dense, meerkat-like
fur that covers my torso
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"made them invisible
to the naked eye."
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Who gave you those
scratches, Billy?
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Was it Melinda Lane, as
you smothered her face
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with a pillow and murdered her?
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Go ahead, Billy.
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Read him the riot act, man.
Tell him how wrong he is.
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Rockin' nuts
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What do you say we
continue this little chat
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down at the station, huh?
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W-w-whoa, whoa.
Just wait one second,
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okay, Detective Lassiter?
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Gus. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. What?
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Rockin' nuts
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SHAWN: I'm just not
sure I follow you, Jules.
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JULIET: Shawn, we've
eaten at Thank The Lard
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three times this week.
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Plus, it's Saturday night.
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You know what? You're right.
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I'm taking you to Fuddruckers.
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You're invited, lucky you
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To a party, whoop-de-do
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There'll be wine
and cocktails too
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Who's your host? I wish I knew
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You're invited
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Don't be a D-bag and be late
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You have a plus-one
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"Bella Rosa Mansion.
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"Tonight. 7:00 p.m.
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"RSVP now. No cameras."
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Shawn, I have wanted to
go to the Bella Rosa Mansion
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since I moved to Santa Barbara.
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It's a stunning landmark.
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I bet they have those
things in the bathroom
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that hose off your bum. Huh?
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Shawn Spencer and
Juliet O'Hara are in.
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Wait, is it weird
that we don't know
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who invited us or
why we were invited?
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Jules, I think it's
mysterious by design.
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It may be one of those Eyes
Wide Shut shindigs with the masks
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or a Boogie Nights
shindig with lots of cocaine.
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Either way, I am talking
about exposed boobies.
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You know what? I don't care.
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I'm gonna wear my one-of-a-kind
vintage Oscar de la Renta dress!
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Wait a minute. (CELL
PHONE RINGING)
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That guy boxes and
designs dresses?
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That's just plain impressive.
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Hey, Carlton. Really?
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What? And you're
sure that you need me?
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No, you don't. Okay.
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(GROANS)
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We got some news on
a missing-persons case.
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It doesn't look like
I'm gonna make it.
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That sucks. But don't
invite anybody else.
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Okay? There's still an outside
chance I might make it later.
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Are you kidding? I
wouldn't dream of it.
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Okay. (DOOR CLOSING)
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Careful out there.
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Hi, Gus. Hey, Jules.
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Dude, I have an extra
ticket to a mysterious party
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at a sweet mansion
tonight, you're my first choice.
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What? I am so in.
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It's a secret party
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It's a secret party
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Private party
It's a secret party
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Let's go see some boobs
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Oh! Are you kidding me?
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What is your major malfunction?
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I stepped in scat, man!
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Scatman Crothers?
No, Panther scat.
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Gus, don't be the second
time ever I saw your face.
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I know my scat, Shawn.
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(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
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(SHRIEKS CONTINUE)
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What's up? Well,
good evening, kind sir.
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You're a half hour early.
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We got stuck in traffic.
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I'm Shawn Spencer,
and this is my plus-one.
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Juliet O'Hara?
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You invited Juliet before me?
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It's true. I invited her first.
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But I brought you. You
know what I'm saying?
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Not really. Let's party.
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Enter, gentlemen.
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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Licorice pastels,
12:00. That's amazing.
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Give me your phones.
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What? Why do you
need our phones?
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Because your host doesn't
need you shooting photos of him
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and putting them
on the interweb.
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Oh... I'll buy that.
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I got it. I got it. Here you go.
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(SIGHS)
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So, uh, sir, we still
haven't gotten your name.
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(LISPING) Clizby.
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(DOOR LATCH CLANKS)
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(BOTH IMITATING LISP) Clizby?
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With a "Th" sound?
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Clizby.
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(LATCH CLANKS) SHAWN: Okay.
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So, uh, (LISPING) Clizby.
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Who might our host be?
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(LAUGHING)
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I'll tell you what, Clizby,
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I've got an Abe Lincoln
with your name on it
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if you give us a tour of
this joint, you feel me?
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That means you
get to keep the $5.
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I was hoping to get
two back, actually.
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(WHISTLING) GUS: So, Clizby...
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How long have you worked
for Denzel Washington?
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh, what he meant to say was,
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how long have you worked for
Wendy's founder Dave Thomas?
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He's dead, Shawn.
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Is he really? Yes.
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I'm so sorry for your loss, sir.
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I've been working for
my boss for 25 years.
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Wow. Muhammad Ali must
really value you as an employee.
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(THUNDER BOOMS)
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So, Clizby,
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is there an itinerary
for the evening?
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There will be a six-course meal,
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followed by live entertainment.
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I see.
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SHAWN: Uh, ooh.
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Cliz, who is this guy?
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Oh! It's all right, buddy.
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It's, it's okay.
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I'm sorry, my partner has
an intense fear of toupees,
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tied to his grandfather.
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He used to whup me.
For his fear of toupees.
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It was a vicious cycle.
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This is the original
owner of the house,
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Bucky Sharavino.
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He was a chocolatier.
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My boss rented this
mansion from Bucky's estate.
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Legend has it that Bucky built
his own secret chocolate room.
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Does legend say where
this room is exactly?
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Rumor has it it's somewhere
near the living room.
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(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
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Excuse me. Of course.
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Let's all do the chocolate dance
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Yah-yah-yah-yah Chocolate dance
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Let's all do the chocolate dance
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It's an entire...
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(RATTLING)
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Let's all do the chocolate dance
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Chocolate dance,
chocolate dance, yeah!
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Yah-yah-yah-yah Let's
all do the chocolate dance
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Chocolate! It's an entire room
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SHAWN: And please
leave a message. (BEEP)
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Hey, Shawn, it's me.
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Look, we found that
missing person's vehicle
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and we're processing
it for evidence,
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but I am still hoping that
I can make it to the party.
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Just makes me so sad to
think of you there all by yourself.
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They found blood in the car.
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You're not making
it to that party.
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Oh, good evening. Oh, hello.
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I'm Leslie.
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I'm Gus. This is Shawn.
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I was wondering,
perhaps, do you two know
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(STUTTERING)
who's ho-ho-ho-hos...
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Hosting?
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We thought you might know.
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No, but I hope to get to stick
around long enough to find out.
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Another party to attend?
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Ha, I wish.
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(WOMAN SHRIEKS) Oh.
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Excuse me.
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I have to get home
to my son, Germaine.
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I'm sure his father
can watch him
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while you enjoy a night out.
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What father?
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He's never met his father!
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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(STAMMERS) I'm a single mom,
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and this is a s-s-s,
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it's a s-s-sensitive subject.
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Oh. Sure, I can imagine, yeah.
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(SLURRING
DRUNKENLY) Harry's here.
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Uh, don't get up.
255
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,370
You!
256
00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:42,079
You were our bumber-one
Snoopy back in the gay.
257
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,544
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
258
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,384
Excuse me.
259
00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:47,653
Excuse me.
260
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,817
Spencer. Guster.
261
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,567
Do you have any idea
who's hosting this thing?
262
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I'm Magellan, I'm Magellan.
263
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,261
He's Magellan. Your
mama's Magellan.
264
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,387
Shawn? What?
265
00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,088
Oh.
266
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,964
Good evening. I'm Martin Kahn,
267
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Harvard, class of '86.
268
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1986? Burton Guster.
269
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,333
Pomona College, class of '98.
270
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:10,735
(LAUGHS)
271
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,605
"Pomona College."
272
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:16,513
Shawn Spencer. School of
street smarts and winged serpentry.
273
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:19,580
So, Martin, do you know
who's hosting this evening?
274
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,549
Of course, but I'm not one
to ruin a surprise, now, am I?
275
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,715
How should we know?
We've only just met.
276
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,722
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
277
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,635
(BELCHES)
278
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,897
My bad.
279
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,784
Some very interesting tidbits
280
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,401
in your recently
released biography.
281
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,473
(SLAPS TABLE) Got it.
282
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,612
You are Martin Kahn,
283
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,747
the biographer who
wrote Rock Bottom,
284
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,477
which makes you Highway Harry,
285
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,347
longtime manager of Billy Lipps
286
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,750
and the guys behind me,
287
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,846
which also means that he
didn't call you a "Gay Snoopy."
288
00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,654
He was saying you were their
number-one groupie back in the day.
289
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:01,920
(LAUGHING)
290
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,891
Great for that.
291
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,462
(LAUGHS) Ooh!
292
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,757
Which means our
host can only be,
293
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,114
(THUNDER BOOMS)
Hello, everybody.
294
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,142
Billy Lipps.
295
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,268
Good to see you.
Thanks for coming.
296
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:20,836
As you all know,
297
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,916
I've been in prison
for the last five years,
298
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,042
serving my sentence
for the manslaughter
299
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,085
of Melinda Lane.
300
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,985
Uh, Shawn, this is awkward.
301
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,580
Learned a lot of
lessons in the clink,
302
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:33,350
like perseverance, redemption,
303
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,361
and when your androgynous
bunk mate "Appetite"
304
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,740
says he's gonna shiv you for
not sharing your cherry jubilee,
305
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:38,959
it's not an idle threat.
306
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,864
That spindly mongrel pierced by bloody
liver while singing Sarah McLachlan.
307
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,831
His pitch was
all over the place.
308
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,532
But that's not important.
309
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,097
(CORK POPS) Oh!
310
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,239
Might I inquire who
the empty seat is for?
311
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:54,746
My guess is Rip,
but he'll never show.
312
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,409
He hates Highway
Harry with a passion
313
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,150
because he shafted
him on song royalties.
314
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,219
No.
315
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,544
I'm in Mensa.
316
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,314
But what is important
is that I discovered
317
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,188
the power of faith.
318
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:07,993
I found God.
319
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,421
Jesus. Oh.
320
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,487
And I asked them to
strike down Appetite
321
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,328
with a holy vengeance!
322
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,960
But they didn't,
so now I'm Jewish.
323
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,203
Full on. Wear the
hat and everything.
324
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:21,099
Pure rubbish. (LAUGHS) Legit.
325
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,006
Seriously, Harry. I'm Jewish.
326
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,420
You can't tell those
jokes anymore.
327
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,174
Barbra Streisand.
No, I'm serious.
328
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,874
HARRY: Steven
Spielberg. Stop it.
329
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,142
Benihana. Stop!
330
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,740
HARRY: Bojangles! Stop it.
331
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,809
Ricardo Montalban.
332
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,651
Anyway, the reason that I
brought you all here tonight
333
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,587
is to tell you that prison
334
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,690
was the best thing that
ever happened to me.
335
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,123
I mean, sure, my
gorgeous angel of a wife
336
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,719
fell in love with Derek Hough,
337
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,491
the blond bastard-face
from Dancing with the Stars.
338
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,568
But it's all right. It's okay.
339
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,194
I'm clean now. I'm sober.
340
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,170
I'm writing songs
again. I'm circumcised.
341
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,004
Doing pilates. Don't!
342
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,542
I just want to say thank you.
343
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,813
This is a celebration
is what it is!
344
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,984
It's a celebration
of new beginnings...
345
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,588
And of life! L'Chaim!
346
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,685
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
347
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,084
Mmm.
348
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,360
(ALL GASP)
349
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:17,696
Harry?
350
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,242
I know, you know That
I'm not telling the truth
351
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,404
I know, you know They
just don't have any proof
352
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,539
Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend
353
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:39,443
Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end.
354
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,612
I know, you know
355
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,315
I know, you know
356
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,920
LESLIE: Excuse me.
I'm a registered nurse.
357
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,928
Sorry. I was a registered nurse.
358
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,657
(STUTTERING) I was ter-ter...
359
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,363
T-ter-ter... T-ter-ter...
360
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,598
Spit it out, woman.
361
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,671
Terminated.
362
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:00,939
I was fired.
363
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,669
Let go.
364
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,576
(GASPS)
365
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,013
This man is dead.
366
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,239
(ALL GASP)
367
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,406
I, for one, am not surprised.
368
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,076
I mean, the man had one
functioning valve in his heart.
369
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,253
Martin's right.
370
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,699
I mean, Highway
has flat-lined and died
371
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,986
at least 10 times before.
372
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,956
We literally had a funeral for him
once and he sat up in the coffin.
373
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,153
(LAUGHS) He scared
the piss out of me.
374
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,290
No really, I soiled me spandex.
375
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,129
This cat wore spandex
to a funeral man.
376
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,836
I, too, am saddened by the
passing of Highway Harry.
377
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,305
So, in his honor, I would like
to volunteer to eat his meal.
378
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,551
We're splitting that
food down the middle.
379
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,618
Too late, Shawn. I called it.
380
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,042
We split the food
of the dead 50/50.
381
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,254
Man! That's always
been the deal.
382
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,439
Fine! BILLY: Listen up.
383
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,239
Tonight's mitzvah will
now be in Highway's honor.
384
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,647
And a proper kevurah,
385
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,476
that means funeral,
386
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,178
will take place mañana
once we perform the taharah.
387
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,191
Did he just do a mash-up
of Yiddish and Spanish?
388
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,851
He sure did. It's
like a matzo-dilla.
389
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,227
That sounds delicious.
390
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,729
Excuse me, Billy, but
you're the one who's Jewish.
391
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,842
Yeah, that's right, mate.
So why does Highway Harry
392
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,425
get a Jewish funeral?
393
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:05,094
Because I'm Jewish.
But he's... not Jewish.
394
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,328
HENRY: Wait a minute.
You're here on a case?
395
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,021
SHAWN: It's, like, our third one.
We're trying to impress Chief Dick.
396
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,690
BILLY: Martin, are you
questioning my faith?
397
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,773
Hava nagila!
398
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,277
Hava! I'm having a vision.
399
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,238
What the heck are you doing?
400
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,453
(GASPS)
401
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,752
(BRITISH ACCENT)
You better run, Rip!
402
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,254
SHAWN: Aah!
403
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,195
Uh...
404
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,754
I'm gonna shiv
you just like that
405
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,060
androgynous boy shivved me!
406
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,430
Mick had Keith.
407
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,831
Axl had Slash.
408
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,731
Morrissey had Johnny.
409
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,833
And Billy has Rip.
410
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,403
(GIGGLES) Stop. Stop. Stop!
411
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,884
Martin, of course, was correct.
412
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,472
That empty seat was meant
for Billy's loyal guitarist,
413
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,548
but here's the twist.
414
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,010
He's been here all night
long, Lionel Richie style,
415
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,013
lurking, waiting
for the opportunity
416
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,486
to get back at Highway Harry
417
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,080
for cheating him
out of song royalties.
418
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,751
This man did not
die of natural causes.
419
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:00,826
Say what?
420
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,487
He was hit in the back of
the head during the blackout.
421
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,394
Oh, I... I see a contu...
422
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,866
A contu... A c-c-c-contu...
423
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,867
ALL: Contusion. LESLIE: Oh, yes.
424
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,970
Contusion.
425
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,667
Uh, Shawn, we need to call
Lassie and Jules immediately.
426
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,299
Yes, that's a good idea.
427
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,376
(LESLIE GASPS)
428
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,511
The line is dead.
429
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,544
Probably the storm.
430
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,954
I experienced a
similar one years ago,
431
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,356
when I was at Harvard.
432
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,490
Ooh! Ooh! These
pork-belly bites of Clizby's
433
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,667
are like divine nuggets
of God's heroin meat.
434
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,425
I asked him once to liquefy 'em
435
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,562
and load it into a syringe
so I could mainline it.
436
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,471
I declined. BILLY:
Yeah, he said no way.
437
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,436
He said you can't put pork
into your veins like that.
438
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,743
(LISPING) Clizby!
439
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,979
We are going to need
to access our cell phones
440
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,378
so that we can call the police.
441
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:02,888
They're gone.
442
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:03,989
(ALL GASP)
443
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,451
Uh, Clizby, I'll take
my main course
444
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,652
and my half of Highway
Harry's meal to go.
445
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,529
Gus, where are you going?
446
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,156
Home to my girl and
another man's child.
447
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,375
You can't do that, there's
a Roland Emmerich
448
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,443
style storm raging out there!
449
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,833
I don't care! I'll
take my chances.
450
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,202
Gus.
451
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,838
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
452
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,898
(ANIMAL SNARLS) Aah! Shawn!
453
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,141
(ANIMAL SNARLING)
454
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,888
I told you there was
a panther out there.
455
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,710
Panther, are you serious?
456
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,109
Billy, you really
have a pet panther?
457
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,346
Yeah, I do, Emma.
458
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,847
Oh, she's a peach,
459
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,115
when she's resting or, like,
460
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,821
when she's not broken
free of her chains.
461
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,976
But if she's out and about,
she'll take your face off.
462
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,386
He's kidding. No, literally.
463
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,737
She took a friend of
mine's face right off.
464
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,339
But we're not friends anymore.
He's still upset about the whole thing.
465
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,195
I don't think he's
actually upset with me.
466
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,766
I think he's upset
with the doctors
467
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,268
for doing such a poor job
of putting his face back on.
468
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,066
He's got one ear that's like...
469
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,935
Three degrees
lower than the other.
470
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,268
He's not kidding. Told you.
471
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,606
Hell of a flautist, though.
Had real balls, yeah.
472
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,917
Well, not anymore, I mean,
his grill's barely functional.
473
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,346
Can't even whistle.
474
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,244
But he gives it a go,
yeah, and people clap.
475
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,709
(LESLIE GASPS)
But it's just to be nice,
476
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,116
empty applause, really.
477
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,453
(PANTING) I'm, I'm having,
478
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,555
po-p-p-po,
m-m-menopausal flashes.
479
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,430
Flames smoldering in
and around my bosom.
480
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,996
I cannot stay. I must leave.
481
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,132
Wait! Leslie, cool your bosom.
482
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,034
We can't go out
there. He's right.
483
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,770
Martin's right. There is
a storm raging, Leslie,
484
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,106
and there is a hungry panther.
485
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:36,740
And your bosom is full,
and there are six of us,
486
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,016
and there's only one Rip.
487
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,062
Shawn, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
488
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,213
Absolutely.
489
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,616
Right.
490
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,889
What... No, no,
Billy, Billy, Billy.
491
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,455
I'm saying we should
all split up into pairs
492
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,155
and search the house for Rip.
493
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,532
Right.
494
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,996
Right.
495
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,363
Right?
496
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,572
This must be Clizby's room.
497
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,780
Tell you what.
498
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,844
When we find Rip,
I'm gonna bite him back
499
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:14,375
for having bitten me with
his little sewer-rat teeth.
500
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:15,620
Rip bit you?
501
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,050
Oh, that is so cool.
502
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,061
(CHUCKLES) I mean, granted,
I have no memory of this, right?
503
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,563
But apparently Rip and
I got into this huge brawl
504
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,893
years ago over Melinda Lane.
505
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,428
He felt that she
was toxic to the band
506
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,369
'cause she loved me
but also fancied Harry.
507
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:32,971
Picked me, of course.
508
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,297
Been there. (LAUGHING)
509
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,410
Yeah, Gus once bit me
for stealing his honey.
510
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,510
Ah, women.
511
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,273
Yeah, could barely
blame him, though.
512
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:41,990
He had just gotten
some graham crackers
513
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,254
and had nothing to dip them in.
514
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,124
I've been with my
boss for 25 years.
515
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,194
Boring! Clear!
516
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,729
Copy.
517
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,194
(THUNDER BOOMS)
518
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,399
Man, I knew they
were going to stick
519
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,630
the two black dudes together.
520
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,336
This either ends
with us dead or in jail.
521
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,770
Man, why do you have to buy
522
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,435
into all those
black stereotypes?
523
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,075
Says the black butler.
524
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:14,838
Touché, my brother.
525
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,074
Hmm.
526
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,419
Uh, Clizby... Huh?
527
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,519
Were Billy and Martin
working on another book?
528
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,647
More like fighting
about another book.
529
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,720
In here all hours of the night,
530
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,088
yelling, throwing stuff.
531
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,726
I use it to caramelize.
532
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,093
I hear that.
533
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,097
(CHUCKLES)
534
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,943
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
535
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,436
Leslie... Uh-huh.
536
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,039
I've been letting this Shawn
Spencer run the show,
537
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,278
but are we to just
assume he isn't the killer.
538
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:54,945
Yes.
539
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,682
So you think he's the killer.
540
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:57,956
No.
541
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,920
So you don't
believe he's the killer.
542
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,261
I-I meant yes when I said no.
543
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,990
Give me a straight answer.
544
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,699
Do you believe Shawn is
the killer or not? Yes or no?
545
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,962
Yes. Yes, you believe it's him?
546
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,202
Or yes, you don't
believe it's him?
547
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,339
Uh...
548
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,345
Uh! Great Scott!
549
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,684
Hey, Rip!
550
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,534
SHAWN: Come out,
come out, wherever you are.
551
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,358
BILLY: Do the right
thing, mate. Own up to it.
552
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:37,090
Go to prison like I did.
It's not as bad as you think.
553
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,393
(QUIETLY) That's a lie. It's
where souls go to die. Really.
554
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,662
So this is where all the
magic happens, huh?
555
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,063
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This spot right here,
556
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,471
this is the reason why
I rented this mansion,
557
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,086
(IMITATING ECHO)
It's perfect-ect-ect...
558
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,476
Acoustics-ics-ics...
559
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,672
Listen.
560
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,875
Ahh!
561
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,817
BOTH: Ahh!
562
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,486
Higher.
563
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,747
BOTH: Higher!
564
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,916
(THIRD VOICE SINGING)
565
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:05,990
(PAINTBALL GUN FIRES)
566
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,650
Ahh!
567
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,864
You're right. That sounds
absolutely amazing.
568
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:14,933
I know, right?
569
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,559
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
570
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:20,934
This is some bulls...
571
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,707
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
572
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,725
Clizby, do the honors, will you?
573
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:30,811
Come on.
574
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,347
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
575
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,083
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
576
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,988
SBPD. Extinguish that torch.
577
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,622
JULIET: Gus?
578
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,272
Shawn, you said you
wouldn't bring anyone else.
579
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,628
No, sweetheart,
I invited you first.
580
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,137
And then I brought
Gus. You follow?
581
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:53,872
No. You will.
582
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,607
(GASPS)
583
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,652
So what? You come to
arrest me again, have you?
584
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,546
First off, you might want
585
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,244
to lower that paint
gun, Alice Cooper.
586
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:06,895
Secondly, does the
name Albert Semento
587
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,353
ring any bells in
your dead head?
588
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,216
Uh, no.
589
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:11,984
Well, he's been
missing for a few days,
590
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,219
and we just located his
car not that far from here.
591
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:16,052
Spattered with blood.
592
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,289
And guess what
address was on his GPS?
593
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:19,627
Do we all get one guess?
594
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:20,996
Or can... It's obvious...
595
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,294
It was this house.
596
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,734
Hi. Martin Kahn, Harvard.
597
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,202
Carlton Lassiter, shut up.
598
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,367
Well, I don't know
any Albert Semento,
599
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,118
and there's no one here
by that name, all right?
600
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,287
But there is someone here named
Highway Harry, and he is dead.
601
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:34,155
Are you telling me there's a
dead person in this house?
602
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,477
He was murdered
by Rip, and, yes,
603
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:36,907
we already called
dibs on his meal.
604
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,082
And where's Rip?
605
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,618
He is somewhere in this house,
606
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,018
kicking ass in a classic
game of hide-and-seek.
607
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,087
Show us the body.
608
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,155
All right.
609
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:49,727
Harry's gone.
610
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,559
Great Scott! That's impossible.
611
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:52,630
No, it isn't.
612
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,498
Rip moved the body to
get rid of any evidence.
613
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:55,667
What is that smell?
614
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:56,834
(ALL SNIFFING)
615
00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:58,543
Oh. Gus stepped in some...
616
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:01,768
It's burning London
broil. Excuse me.
617
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,084
All right, everybody. Listen up.
618
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,906
As of 2100 hours,
we are officially
619
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,275
on a phase four lockdown.
620
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:07,412
Phase four?
621
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,039
What happened to
the other three phases,
622
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,810
you cheap ba... (SCREAMING)
623
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,692
Oh, my God.
624
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,252
Rip.
625
00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:27,663
Also known by his birth
name, Albert Semento.
626
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
(ALL GASP)
627
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,475
Do you mean to tell me
628
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,706
that none of you
knew Rip's real name?
629
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,258
Well I mean I asked him a couple
of times what his real name was
630
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:44,875
and both times he said "Rip
631
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,094
"Englandfarts." And I thought,
632
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,110
"Okay, you know, my
mate's playing a joke on me,"
633
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,432
'cause when you say the
whole name, right, it's basically...
634
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,049
Yeah, I got what it is. Okay.
635
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,786
Okay, we've got two stab wounds.
636
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,020
Looks to me like an ice pick.
637
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,305
And it's impossible to tell
how long he's been dead.
638
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,957
Could be two days.
Could be two hours.
639
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,375
All right, people, listen up.
640
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:01,543
This is officially
a crime scene,
641
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,365
and I am now calling the shots.
642
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:07,035
And my finely honed
investigative skills
643
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,199
are telling me that
someone in this room
644
00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:10,708
is responsible for the murders
645
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:13,245
of Al Semento and Highway Harry.
646
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,745
Now, I'm not sure
if you're familiar
647
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,644
with the 1984 Chuck Norris
classic, Missing in Action,
648
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,548
but my partner and
I are about to grill
649
00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:21,346
each and every one of you
650
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,548
like Colonel Braddock
did the Vietcong.
651
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:25,200
Yeah, I'm not doing
that. BILLY: Fine.
652
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,750
But if anyone's going to be
bound and denied oxygen,
653
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,125
might I suggest we establish
some clear safe words?
654
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,329
Move it out, freak show.
655
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:32,470
No, that's too many words.
656
00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,330
I was thinking more
along the lines of "stop."
657
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:37,635
I'll be in the den.
658
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:43,134
That's not my job, man.
659
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,173
I need to know
everything you did
660
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:46,964
from the time you
arrived here tonight.
661
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:50,133
And if the girl who sold you that
dress told you it was the only one.
662
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,252
Dammit!
663
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,953
Harvard. Well, Marty...
664
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,178
Let me tell you what happens
665
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,319
when you cry
"Harvard" in prison.
666
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,074
A bunch of inmates
go to the prison library
667
00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:05,173
and check out a bunch of books
668
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,508
that you've probably
read cover to cover,
669
00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:09,366
and then they take turns
beating you with them
670
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,733
until you forget
you ever went to...
671
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:13,669
Care to guess?
672
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:14,796
(WHIMPERS) Harvard.
673
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:16,832
You really are smart.
674
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,042
(DOOR LOCKS)
675
00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:20,669
(DOOR LOCKS)
676
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,676
Just answer the question, Billy.
677
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,743
All right, but first, I
have a question for you.
678
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:29,817
No, no, it's legit this query.
679
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:33,353
Would you ever consider
quitting police work
680
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:35,956
and going on tour
and sleeping with me
681
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,121
and my band and my crew?
682
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,423
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
683
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,191
Professionally.
684
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:45,828
All I know is I've got
a frozen body M&M?
685
00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:47,304
And your alibi
doesn't hold water.
686
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,498
Now start talking.
687
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:49,774
This is a joke, right, Lassie?
688
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,073
Come on, man, you know
I didn't kill those dudes.
689
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,272
Hold on. Why are you
emphasizing the word "I"?
690
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,958
I don't know. Maybe because
you disappeared for 10 minutes
691
00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:58,814
after Clizby gave us
a tour of the house.
692
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,295
Man, you know I
doubled back around
693
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,753
to that bowl of
licorice pastels.
694
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,082
And when I returned, guess
who was suspiciously gone.
695
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:06,852
Man, you know, I, too,
crave those licorice pastels.
696
00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,565
And I doubled back
after you doubled back.
697
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,491
Liar. I ate them all, sucker.
698
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,189
Liar! You ate all of
them but the black ones.
699
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,631
I don't eat my own, Shawn.
700
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,168
GUS: You suck it. You suck it.
701
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,994
BOTH: Suck it!
702
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,018
All right, what did
you learn from Clizby?
703
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,806
(KNOCKING ON
DOOR) (LISPS) It's Clizby.
704
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,437
Stop it! Clifby?
705
00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:28,980
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Clizby.
706
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,442
Hey! Not you, Guster.
707
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,586
So what have we
gleaned from the grillings?
708
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,299
That any one of these guests
could have committed the murders
709
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,701
and that they're all pointing
fingers at each other.
710
00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:40,725
Like this. Uncle!
711
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:42,403
And they all claim
that a vast amount
712
00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:44,439
of dirty laundry was aired
during Billy Lipps' trial.
713
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:47,008
Apparently, they all had some
pretty damning things to say about him.
714
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:48,762
Wait a minute.
Everyone invited tonight
715
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,062
testified at Billy's trial.
716
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,547
That means we all played a
role in sending Billy off to prison,
717
00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:53,915
an experience he
claims was a blessing,
718
00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,931
but I believe deep down
he's resentful and bitter
719
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,285
that his wife was
stolen from him
720
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,835
by that beautiful bastard-face
dancer Derek Hough, his words.
721
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,123
Though I, too, would have
chosen the word "Derek."
722
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:04,446
Plus he was shivved by
an androgynous desert thief.
723
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:05,740
Oh, my God.
724
00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,929
Billy Lipps didn't invite us
here tonight to celebrate.
725
00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:10,115
He invited us here
to exact revenge.
726
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,522
Highway Harry and
Rip were his first victims.
727
00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:14,391
But he is planning on
taking us out one by one
728
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,258
by one by one by
one by one by one.
729
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:17,906
So he's going to kill
four more people?
730
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,728
No. He's going to
kill five more people.
731
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,079
Two plus one plus one plus
one plus one plus one is seven.
732
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,464
Let's talk to Lipps. Yeah.
733
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:27,872
CARLTON: Lipps split.
734
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,768
The other guests
are in grave danger.
735
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,672
(THUNDER BOOMS)
736
00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:36,608
Everybody, listen up!
737
00:28:36,782 --> 00:28:38,444
When I call your
names, you answer.
738
00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:41,151
Martin! MARTIN:
Detective, I have rights!
739
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:44,381
Leslie! LESLIE:
I'm fl, fl, flab...
740
00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:45,889
Flabbergasted? Clizby?
741
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,120
CLIZBY: Man, you
know I'm in here. Guster.
742
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:51,991
Guster? Gus?
743
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,398
SHAWN: Gus? (THUNDER BOOMS)
744
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:57,201
Gus?
745
00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,765
Oh, no. Billy must
have taken him.
746
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,577
How in the hell did
Lipps get out of the den,
747
00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:07,088
into the living room, and abduct
Gus without anyone seeing him?
748
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,774
This is all my
fault. I left him.
749
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,508
And I brought him
as my plus-one.
750
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,830
This should have
been you, Jules.
751
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:13,884
Shawn.
752
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,620
(GUNSHOT)
753
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,253
Rumor has it that the
secret chocolate room
754
00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:24,421
is somewhere
off the living room.
755
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,358
Gus?
756
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,394
All I know is I've
got a frozen body
757
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:32,714
and your alibi
doesn't hold water.
758
00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:33,762
Now start talking!
759
00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:37,755
(FRENCH ACCENT) Did you
go looking for the chocolate room?
760
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:54,659
You deserved better,
my magnificent friend.
761
00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:05,331
Toupees.
762
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:06,504
(CRYING)
763
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:08,997
Oh, no. Gus.
764
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:10,665
(CRYING) I... I... I thought,
765
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,535
I thought it was
the chocolate room.
766
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,772
I know you did,
buddy. Come on, let's,
767
00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:17,888
let's get out of you here.
768
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,350
(SOBBING) No, no. Come on.
769
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,613
You can do it.
770
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,125
I found Gus. He's all right.
771
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,370
He doesn't look all right.
772
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:35,764
(GROANS) I thought it
was chocolate. I know.
773
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,961
BILLY: I've written a new song!
774
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,339
(WHIMPERING)
775
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,904
(THUNDER BOOMS)
776
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,556
How the hell did you
all get out of your rooms?
777
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,173
BILLY: I've written a song!
778
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,281
Yow, yeah!
779
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,750
'Cause I'm a genius
in me own genes.
780
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:57,820
Gather round. Come on, people.
781
00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:00,882
Oh, after-party
will be in my pants.
782
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,422
It's a hit song that
I have penned...
783
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,039
(STRUMS GUITAR)
In memory of my mates,
784
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:07,123
Rip and Highway Harry.
785
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,390
(STRUMS GUITAR)
786
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,296
Or they were murdered
787
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,429
and I don't believe
that the soul rests
788
00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:14,136
when it's struck down like that.
789
00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:15,239
(STRUMS GUITAR)
790
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:16,607
Pretty sure
791
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,868
it just floats
around in the ether
792
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,142
and haunts people like...
793
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,605
Beetlejuice.
794
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,593
All right, enough
of this nonsense.
795
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:26,694
You're under arrest, Lipps.
796
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,718
(STRUMS GUITAR)
797
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,320
(WHISTLING)
798
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,569
I was speaking English, right?
799
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:36,892
(CONTINUES WHISTLING)
800
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:43,201
It's a long road, my brothers
801
00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:46,135
And we travel it alone
802
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,371
Together we ride forever
803
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,543
Forever, to the other side
804
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,677
It's a long road
805
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,942
Wait a minute,
so he's riding solo
806
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,380
to the other side or...
807
00:31:58,483 --> 00:31:59,610
I think he starts off alone,
808
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,812
and then he joins
his friends. I think.
809
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:03,367
They're waiting for
him? I don't know.
810
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,580
It's unclear who he's with.
811
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,916
Together, alone, alone
812
00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:09,718
Alone, alone, alone
813
00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:11,787
Alone, alone, together
814
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:12,863
(CHANDELIER RATTLING)
815
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,263
And together, alone, alone
816
00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,130
Alone, alone, alone, alone
817
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,128
Billy, move! Don't move, Billy.
818
00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:21,068
Together alone
819
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:25,841
Ahhh! Ahhh!
820
00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,003
(GROANS)
821
00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:36,480
Oh. That is quite a mess.
822
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:38,422
Yeah...
823
00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,616
Sucks to be Clizby.
824
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,085
CLIZBY: Oh, man.
825
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,897
I don't know what the hell's
going on around here, Lipps,
826
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,344
but don't go thinking
you're in the clear.
827
00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,927
You've got a lot
of explaining to do.
828
00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:53,801
Oh c'mon, Lassie!
829
00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,268
Someone just tried
to squash him with this
830
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,770
majestic and mysterious...
831
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,208
Ahhh, what is this thing?
832
00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:01,644
It's a chandelier, Shawn.
833
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,173
Um, can I make a phone call?
834
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,440
Phone call? To who?
835
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:07,383
I have to talk to my shrink.
836
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,787
It was Rip who actually
turned me on to her.
837
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,783
She's been working
miracles for us.
838
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,518
Helping us to get back all
the years that we lost to drugs
839
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:15,593
and um...
840
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,341
Late night games of
"Clock Me Noggin."
841
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:19,694
That's a white man's game.
842
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,461
It's true. Pull yourself
together, man.
843
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,345
You can call your quack
right after I figure out
844
00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:25,849
which one of these
three's the killer.
845
00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:32,707
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
846
00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:38,582
O'Hara, cover me.
847
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:41,852
(THUNDER BOOMS)
848
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,247
Curt Smith! What?
849
00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:45,922
This is awesome. What
are you doing here?
850
00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:47,150
Billy invited me.
851
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:48,659
I'm producing his new album,
852
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,491
Curt Smith, Duets
with Curt Smith.
853
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:51,829
BILLY: How are you, mate?
854
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:54,332
Well, Billy, I've been
shot in the diaphragm...
855
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,766
(ALL GASP)
856
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,735
And I'm fairly certain
I was also attacked by
857
00:33:58,537 --> 00:33:59,630
an adult panther?
858
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,569
Emma, sure. Did you say "shot"?
859
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,146
That would explain
the shot we heard.
860
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:04,902
(GROANS) Oh.
861
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,238
(GASPS) LESLIE: Oh.
862
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,977
Oh my God, this
man is very weak.
863
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,243
He's lost a lot of
blood. We need to.
864
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,147
Ele-Ele...
865
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,277
ALL: Elevate!
866
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:15,953
His feet. Yes, please.
867
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:17,987
CARLTON: One, two, three!
868
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,319
(ALL GROAN)
869
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,249
Bend his feet.
870
00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,027
BILLY: Elevate his legs!
871
00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:24,528
SHAWN: He is deceptively heavy!
872
00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,194
(ALL GRUNTING)
873
00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:30,578
LESLIE: Let me
through. Let me through.
874
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:33,162
Oh. It's okay, Curt. It's
really just a flesh wound.
875
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:34,949
Don't think about it,
okay? Don't think about it.
876
00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:37,101
Why don't, why don't
you sing us a song
877
00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:38,704
from your new Duets album?
878
00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:41,142
All right.
879
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:44,614
The first one is a special
version of Billy Boy.
880
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,208
Oh, Billy Boy.
CURT: So I start...
881
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:51,314
Where have you gone,
Billy boy, Billy boy?
882
00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:53,290
And then I come in.
883
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,155
Where have you gone
884
00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,294
Charming Billy?
885
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,693
Is your name Curt Smith?
886
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:00,798
(MUFFLED) No, it's not.
887
00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:02,094
This is really serious.
888
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,065
It's so serious. It's
very, very serious.
889
00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:06,627
I have to get... ALL: Go!
890
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,065
Okay, yes, I will.
891
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,734
O'Hara,
892
00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:11,218
get on the phone and
call the paramedics.
893
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:12,802
Hopefully the storm
won't slow them down
894
00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:14,072
and cost this man his life.
895
00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:15,272
Although odds are it does.
896
00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,787
I don't suppose you
saw who shot you?
897
00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:20,314
I did, yes. They were
gripping an ice pick.
898
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,014
And I saw the face clear as day.
899
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:24,955
It was...
900
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:32,389
SHAWN: No!
901
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,464
No!
902
00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,236
The legend that is
Curt Smith is dead.
903
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,063
Your hand is on the
gentleman's head.
904
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,806
He's still alive. Oh, thank God!
905
00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:46,944
All right.
906
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,406
One of you is the killer.
907
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,540
Now fess up.
908
00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,744
What father? He's
never met his father.
909
00:35:57,522 --> 00:36:00,924
You were our bumber-one
Snoopy back in the gay.
910
00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:07,425
The killer is not in this room.
911
00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:08,727
Really?
912
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:11,631
I'm sorry.
913
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,566
The killer is in this room.
914
00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:16,036
Is the killer in this
room or not, yes or no?
915
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,336
Yes. Yes, the
killer is in this room,
916
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,675
or, yes, the killer
is not in this room?
917
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,776
(BRITISH ACCENT) The
killer is Leslie, the groupie.
918
00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:25,382
(GASPS)
919
00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:26,509
SHAWN: That's right.
920
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,310
You hop-scotched from bed to bed
921
00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,287
with rich rock stars
back in the day,
922
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,324
and it led to a pea in your pod.
923
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,852
The question is,
who is the daddy?
924
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,694
Wasn't so easy to force
a paternity test back then.
925
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:40,998
So you were left to raise
your child all by yourself.
926
00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:44,097
Years of bitterness
fueled a vengeful fire
927
00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:45,637
made from flames,
928
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,498
and you came back here tonight
929
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,130
to off all the
potential daddies,
930
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,835
one by one by one by one by one.
931
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:54,039
I'm also sensing that
you lifted a few items
932
00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:55,580
with DNA on them this evening.
933
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:57,841
(GASPS) Oh!
934
00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:03,088
What a brilliant
yet murderous plan.
935
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:07,422
Come back here, take
out all the potential daddies,
936
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,858
use DNA to figure out
who the real one was,
937
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:12,429
and then collect
money from their estate
938
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:15,763
to better support
your child. Ah.
939
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,996
Okay! I took all the items.
940
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:21,299
But it was only because I
needed some extra cash.
941
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,306
I was going to put them on eBay.
942
00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:26,668
I was hit hard by the rece,
943
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,213
(STUTTERING) rece-re-re...
944
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,370
ALL: Recession!
945
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:30,506
Yes.
946
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:33,242
But I never, never hurt anyone.
947
00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:36,149
And I know who Germaine's father
948
00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:37,553
really is.
949
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,758
(BOTH GASP)
950
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,885
Gus, you have
another kid. Shawn!
951
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:44,928
(GASPS)
952
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,932
From our one night of passion.
953
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,635
I remember it so clearly.
954
00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:53,462
You were a vision
in your birthday suit.
955
00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:55,769
(GIGGLES) And
on that same night,
956
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,803
Melinda Lane was found
dead in the guest room.
957
00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,938
We were sleeping when I
heard Billy screaming for help.
958
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,077
I rushed to the
room with Martin,
959
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:05,674
and you stayed behind... Yes.
960
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,720
In a deep sleep
from all of the alcohol,
961
00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,149
Quaaludes, and Clizby.
962
00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:12,988
LESLIE: Oh, I obsessed over
963
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:15,083
whether to tell you
about Germaine,
964
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,028
but the combination of you
having four other children with
965
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:19,725
four other groupies...
966
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,993
Clizby is the Shawn
Kemp of butlers.
967
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,159
You know that's right.
968
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:26,261
And the risk of the other
band members being jealous
969
00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:29,239
because I was only
sleeping with the butler.
970
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:33,170
I was worried they
would fire you, Clizby.
971
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:34,822
Well, Spencer, your
whole Leslie theory
972
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,686
doesn't seem to be
holding water, now, does it?
973
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,476
Just, you know, for the record,
974
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:41,543
I'm pretty sure that
Leslie and I had sex.
975
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:43,719
I didn't sleep with you, Billy.
976
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:45,050
And I didn't sleep with Rip.
977
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,558
And I certainly didn't
sleep with Highway Harry.
978
00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:49,860
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
979
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:50,928
(LESLIE GASPS)
980
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,829
(HARRY SLURRING)
She's right. We never did it.
981
00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:56,057
(ALL GASP)
982
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:58,831
It was, it was like
shooting pool with a rope.
983
00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:00,328
Freeze!
984
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,039
(CANDY CLINKS)
985
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,405
(THUNDER BOOMS)
986
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,920
You put that gun on
the floor and kick it over.
987
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:16,944
Harry, mate! We
thought you were dead.
988
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,045
Where have you been?
989
00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:19,624
I backed out,
990
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:22,184
I yoke up, every
blonde was blonde.
991
00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:24,023
Yeah? Pound of buns in the yard.
992
00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:26,025
Hovered the rocket boom. Zit.
993
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,655
He blacked out, woke up,
994
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:30,395
everyone was gone,
found a gun in the yard,
995
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:31,912
and then discovered
the chocolate room,
996
00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:33,097
and that was it.
997
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,684
You tell me where that
chocolate room is right now,
998
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,903
or I will kill you myself.
999
00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,236
I don't stone bender.
1000
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,038
What? He doesn't remember.
1001
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:44,716
You sumbitch.
1002
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:49,182
But then who hit Harry
on the back of the head?
1003
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,053
Oh, be Bob.
1004
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,993
Bit me with a bot and baldy
to groove out of her blazemint.
1005
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,556
His mum hit him on the
back of the head with a pot
1006
00:39:57,662 --> 00:39:59,502
and told him to move out
of her basement. Yeah.
1007
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,175
You live in your
mother's basement?
1008
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:02,258
Don't judge me.
1009
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,392
Don't judge me!
1010
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,600
Okay, so someone
in this room killed Rip,
1011
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,186
dragged him to the freezer,
1012
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,352
dumped the murder
weapon in the front yard,
1013
00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:12,537
shot Curt Smith,
1014
00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:13,908
and orchestrated
1015
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,674
the colossal-chandelier trap?
1016
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,874
She's summarizing,
the female detective.
1017
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,280
She's giving us a summary
of the night's events.
1018
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,252
My point is that
perhaps it wasn't
1019
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,289
one person who
committed the crimes.
1020
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:25,749
Oh.
1021
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,924
One person didn't
commit all these crimes.
1022
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,586
It had to be more
than one person.
1023
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,806
Yeah, I'm pretty
sure I just said that.
1024
00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,298
I mean, think about it.
1025
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,630
How could one person
have pulled all this off
1026
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,260
without an accomplice?
SHAWN: Very interesting.
1027
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:42,707
Well, Lassie, what do you
say we put Juliet's theory
1028
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:43,918
to the test? Thank you, Shawn.
1029
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:44,942
(SLAPS) Whoop!
1030
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,644
Perhaps it was Rip
1031
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,771
who killed Melinda
all those years ago.
1032
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,179
Apparently Rip and I
got into a huge brawl
1033
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,553
years ago over Melinda Lane.
1034
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,358
He thought she
was toxic to the band.
1035
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:03,924
After all, she was toying
1036
00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,635
with both Billy's heart
and Harry's heart.
1037
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:07,222
She was a cancer to the band.
1038
00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:10,029
Rip wouldn't allow
it, so he killed her.
1039
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:11,394
(CHOKING)
1040
00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:15,863
You son of a bitch! Ow! Ow!
1041
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,436
And Rip's mind was such mush,
1042
00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:19,186
he probably didn't even
remember committing the murders.
1043
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,521
But then, he started
seeing a shrink,
1044
00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:21,722
and all the lost
memories came back,
1045
00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:23,408
including the murder
of Melinda Lane.
1046
00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:24,514
Riddled with guilt,
1047
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,523
he confessed to
Billy what he'd done.
1048
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:28,829
CARLTON: And after five
years in prison for a murder
1049
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:30,093
you didn't commit, you snapped.
1050
00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:31,923
SHAWN: And you
picked up an ice pick,
1051
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,584
and you chased him
throughout the house!
1052
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:35,883
(SCREAMING)
1053
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,089
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1054
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:47,195
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1055
00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:48,971
(CRASHING)
1056
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,106
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1057
00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:57,845
And you caught him, and
you plunged the ice pick
1058
00:41:57,915 --> 00:41:59,406
into his back, killing him.
1059
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:04,951
(IMITATES STABBING SOUNDS)
1060
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:08,558
(SIGHS)
1061
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,117
SHAWN: And then
you almost threw up,
1062
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:11,695
but you didn't.
1063
00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:14,891
And you bent down and
you grabbed his warm,
1064
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,801
thick, heavily tattooed arms
1065
00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:21,163
and began dragging
his lifeless corpse.
1066
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,065
(SHAWN GRUNTS)
1067
00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:25,933
You dragged Rip's
body through the kitchen
1068
00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:28,208
and hid him in the freezer.
1069
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,711
(GRUNTS)
1070
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:33,017
And went on with your evening.
1071
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,294
But then I came
strutting through the door,
1072
00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:35,462
and you were
stricken with panic,
1073
00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:36,730
you had to get rid of
the murder weapon.
1074
00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,746
Indeed! To the porte-cochère.
1075
00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:47,795
And so you snuck into the
yard to dispose of the ice pick.
1076
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:48,865
Where you saw Curt Smith.
1077
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:50,767
CURT: What are you...
1078
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:51,961
(GUNSHOT) (GROANS)
1079
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,598
And you shot the
legendary rock icon dead.
1080
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:57,932
ALL: He's not dead!
1081
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,169
You son of a bitch!
1082
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:00,744
(PANTHER SNARLING)
1083
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,241
(ALL SCREAM)
1084
00:43:08,553 --> 00:43:09,577
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1085
00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:15,387
Boom.
1086
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:19,291
But then who tried to kill Billy
1087
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:21,323
with that big,
monstrous chandelier?
1088
00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:25,170
Chocolate dance, chocolate dance
1089
00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:26,670
Chocolate dance
1090
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:28,296
It's an entire room
1091
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,108
You know, it's funny,
1092
00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:34,270
I don't have any real
clarity on that one, Burton.
1093
00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,212
Oh, nevermind.
1094
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,283
Yeah, just file that
one under accident.
1095
00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,248
That's a lot of nonsense.
1096
00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:45,047
Rip didn't kill nobody.
1097
00:43:45,423 --> 00:43:47,392
He was in the room
next to me all night
1098
00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:49,026
snoring his ass off.
1099
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,525
Which means I didn't kill Rip
because he didn't kill Melinda,
1100
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,475
which means I was
never in the yard
1101
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,161
dumping any murder weapon
1102
00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:59,329
because I didn't murder anyone!
1103
00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:03,040
Except for Melinda Lane.
1104
00:44:03,508 --> 00:44:05,773
I guess I still murdered her.
1105
00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:07,911
I'm sorry, sweetie.
1106
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,107
It looks like this
multiple-killer theory
1107
00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:11,734
isn't holding much
water at the moment.
1108
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,712
And you're right, Billy.
1109
00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:15,451
So everyone get comfy,
1110
00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:17,454
'cause I'm gonna tell you
1111
00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:20,151
how the real killer
pulled this off.
1112
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,051
(THUNDER BOOMS)
1113
00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,126
(ALL GASP)
1114
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,303
Melinda Lane
wasn't the real muse
1115
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:34,168
behind the band back in the day.
1116
00:44:34,772 --> 00:44:36,035
The real muse
1117
00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:38,633
was the first
card-carrying member
1118
00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:40,109
of the Wilt Chamberlain club,
1119
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,744
makes the tastiest snacks
this side of the Pecos
1120
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,645
and also has a
gift for whistling
1121
00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:46,513
undeniably catchy melodies.
1122
00:44:46,651 --> 00:44:48,813
Isn't that right, Clizby?
1123
00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:51,353
(WHISTLING TUNE)
1124
00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:56,552
(WHISTLING SAME TUNE)
1125
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,830
You see, Billy Lipps
and the guys behind him
1126
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,060
had been stealing your tunes
and cash for years... Shh.
1127
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:08,533
And all you have to
show for it is a $25 watch?
1128
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:10,130
That Swatch was $50.
1129
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,672
Melinda. Plus tax.
1130
00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:13,877
Melinda. And five
dollars for the engraving.
1131
00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:16,380
Billy! These wrap-ups are
based on rhythm. I'm done.
1132
00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:18,649
Melinda kept
taking all the credit
1133
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:19,993
with the press for
being the inspiration
1134
00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:21,451
behind all the band's hit songs,
1135
00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:23,678
and one day, you looked
in the mirror and said,
1136
00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:28,383
"Man, I'm done with
these Dapshats."
1137
00:45:29,093 --> 00:45:32,689
And after you did the special
whoopee dance with Leslie.
1138
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:34,590
Reloaded and ran it back.
1139
00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:38,067
You snuck into the room Melinda was
sleeping in, and you smothered her good.
1140
00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,067
That's crazy, man. SHAWN: Is it?
1141
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:44,102
Years later, Rip, after
intensive psychotherapy,
1142
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:45,375
started filling in the blanks.
1143
00:45:45,443 --> 00:45:47,083
He realized it was
you who killed Melinda.
1144
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:48,911
Came here to confront you.
1145
00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:51,441
You ice-picked him.
1146
00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:53,794
And were looking for a better
hiding place for your murder weapon
1147
00:45:53,818 --> 00:45:55,719
when Curt Smith,
legend that he is,
1148
00:45:56,153 --> 00:45:59,055
found himself in the wrong
place at the wrong time.
1149
00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:02,883
May he rest in peace.
1150
00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:04,420
ALL: He's not dead.
1151
00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:06,964
Of course it was you, Clizby,
1152
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:09,397
who loosened the screws
on the ginormous chandelier,
1153
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,060
knowing full well that it
was Billy's magic spot,
1154
00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,468
and it was only a matter of time
1155
00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:17,303
before it fell and crushed
that pasty, thieving ass.
1156
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,145
Clizby! Say it isn't so.
1157
00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:23,508
I only have one
black friend. It's you.
1158
00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:24,781
And I just don't have the time
1159
00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:26,681
or resources to
find a replacement.
1160
00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:29,081
Hello. Who are you?
1161
00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:31,655
Fine.
1162
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:32,789
It was me.
1163
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:33,890
(ALL GASP)
1164
00:46:34,859 --> 00:46:36,794
Those cats have been
stealing from me for years.
1165
00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,894
I whistled the melodies
of their two biggest hits.
1166
00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:42,962
Randy, Party of One
and Sloppy Thirds.
1167
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,163
And Curt. He stole from me too.
1168
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:48,601
I got no credit for
Sowing the Seeds of Love.
1169
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,905
That's a hurtful lie Clizby.
1170
00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:54,624
CARLTON: Hands behind your back.
1171
00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:57,041
Time to go to jail...
1172
00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:58,343
(LISPS) Clizby.
1173
00:46:58,516 --> 00:46:59,711
CARLTON: Stupid name.
1174
00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,176
(SLAPS) Ooh!
1175
00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:03,545
Don't worry, Curt.
1176
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,487
We're going to be with
you the whole way, mate.
1177
00:47:05,923 --> 00:47:08,324
Oh, where have you
gone Billy boy, Billy boy?
1178
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:11,863
Oh where have you gone
Charming Billy? Charming Billy!
1179
00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:13,124
You're gonna be fine, Curt.
1180
00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,630
Just a flesh wound, baby.
1181
00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:16,310
Be good as new in no
time. You're a trooper.
1182
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:17,614
Curt Smith sings
with Curt Smith.
1183
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,668
(PANTHER SNARLING)
1184
00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:21,701
Oh, God, no! (PANTHER SNARLING)
1185
00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:23,472
(CURT SCREAMING)
1186
00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:27,111
Somebody should probably
call animal control, right?
1187
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:28,178
ALL: Yes!
1188
00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:29,406
(CLEARS THROAT) Great.
1189
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:30,808
Now...
1190
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:32,915
Gus and I are going to go home
1191
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:34,611
and make love to our wives.
1192
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,585
We're not married, Shawn.
1193
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:48,355
Billy Lips didn't kill Melinda
Lane all those years ago.
1194
00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:51,197
It was the band's manager,
1195
00:47:51,736 --> 00:47:53,602
Highway Harry. (ALL GASP)
1196
00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:55,770
Isn't that right? You
were in love with her.
1197
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,870
But she chose Billy over you
1198
00:47:57,942 --> 00:48:00,275
in this rock and roll triangle.
1199
00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:03,204
Years later, Rip, after
intensive psychotherapy,
1200
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,646
started to fill in the blanks.
1201
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,544
He realized it was
you who killed Melinda.
1202
00:48:06,684 --> 00:48:08,209
You were here
crashing at the mansion.
1203
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:09,752
He came to confront you.
1204
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:13,051
You snapped. (IMITATES
STABBING SOUND) Ice-picked him.
1205
00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:14,801
Dropped his car on
the side of the road.
1206
00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,623
Shoved his body in
the freezer, after all,
1207
00:48:16,761 --> 00:48:19,406
who better to pin a murder on than the
man who just got released from prison
1208
00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:20,430
for murder.
1209
00:48:20,464 --> 00:48:21,875
Oh, are you talking
about me? (MUMBLES)
1210
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,424
I sure am Billy.
1211
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:26,262
Attempting to find a better hiding
place for your bloody icepick,
1212
00:48:26,470 --> 00:48:27,995
Curt Smith, legend that he is,
1213
00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:30,336
found himself in the wrong
place at the wrong time.
1214
00:48:30,808 --> 00:48:31,808
What are you...
1215
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,076
(GUNSHOT)
1216
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:39,740
Oh, where have you gone...
1217
00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:44,220
Shawn!
1218
00:48:45,189 --> 00:48:47,420
Billy boy, Billy boy.
1219
00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,288
He's in a better place now.
1220
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:51,654
ALL: He's not dead.
1221
00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:53,924
Of course it was you Harry,
who loosened the screws
1222
00:48:53,998 --> 00:48:55,728
on the ginormous chandelier
1223
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,860
knowing full well it
was Billy's magic spot.
1224
00:48:58,002 --> 00:49:01,530
And it was only a matter of time
before it fell and squashed him dead.
1225
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:03,039
Highway!
1226
00:49:03,407 --> 00:49:05,933
Say it isn't true mate.
We're the best of friends.
1227
00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:08,036
We're good friends,
we're decent fr... Okay,
1228
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:09,392
we don't like each other at all,
1229
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:12,281
but still it hurts,
this betrayal.
1230
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:16,619
Mopay!
1231
00:49:17,521 --> 00:49:20,355
I dig it! He said,
"Okay, I did it."
1232
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:21,956
(ALL GASP)
1233
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:25,814
CARLTON: Hands behind
your back, mush brain.
1234
00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:28,659
Barbara Wallers,
Bergdorf Goodman...
1235
00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:30,098
Stop it! Big kits!
1236
00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:32,261
You can make those jokes
anymore. (HARRY MUMBLES)
1237
00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:33,827
(YELPS) BILLY:
Don't start that again.
1238
00:49:34,271 --> 00:49:35,271
Don't worry, Curt.
1239
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:37,279
We're going to be with
you the whole way, mate.
1240
00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:40,067
Oh, where have you
gone Billy boy, Billy boy?
1241
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:43,774
Oh where have you gone
Charming Billy? Charming Billy!
1242
00:49:43,881 --> 00:49:45,144
You're gonna be fine, Curt.
1243
00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:46,479
Just a flesh wound, baby.
1244
00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:49,076
Be good as new in no time.
Curt Smith sings with Curt Smith!
1245
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,754
(PANTHER SNARLING)
1246
00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:53,582
Oh, God, no! (PANTHER SNARLING)
1247
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:55,592
(CURT SCREAMING)
1248
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,794
Somebody should probably
call animal control, right?
1249
00:49:58,929 --> 00:49:59,929
ALL: Yes!
1250
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,997
(CLEARS THROAT) Great.
1251
00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:02,365
Now...
1252
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,601
Gus and I are going to go home
1253
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,330
and make love to our wives.
1254
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:07,871
We're not married, Shawn.
1255
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:18,640
SHAWN: Rock
Bottom is quite a read.
1256
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:21,709
But how could Billy remember details
about the night Melinda was killed,
1257
00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:25,518
when there is an entire
decade that he can't remember.
1258
00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:27,581
Martin Kahn.
1259
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:30,054
Rip and I's shrink was
helping us to remember
1260
00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:31,493
all the years we lost to drugs.
1261
00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:34,007
He said you weren't present
the night Melinda was killed.
1262
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,693
But that's true, is it?
1263
00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,966
I rushed to the
room with Martin.
1264
00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:40,194
No. Billy didn't kill Melinda.
1265
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:41,738
You did.
1266
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:43,706
(GASPING)
1267
00:50:43,807 --> 00:50:44,866
You were in love with her.
1268
00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:46,219
But she only had
eyes for the band.
1269
00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:48,542
But you weren't about to
lose a girl to these deadheads.
1270
00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:51,078
I mean after all, you went
to Harvard, am I right?
1271
00:50:51,315 --> 00:50:52,578
Class of '86.
1272
00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:54,079
1986?
1273
00:50:54,351 --> 00:50:55,614
Man that's a lot of bull...
1274
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:57,416
You were this close
to getting away with it,
1275
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:59,399
but then they reopened the
cold case for Melinda Lane.
1276
00:50:59,423 --> 00:51:01,688
Luckily you were in the
midst of writing Rock Bottom
1277
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:04,058
and had a rocker who couldn't
remember years of his life.
1278
00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:06,629
So you started planting
information in the biography
1279
00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,427
that pointed to
Billy as the killer.
1280
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:09,933
It worked like a charm.
1281
00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:12,936
You were to prison and got
shanked by an androgynous man-boy
1282
00:51:13,037 --> 00:51:14,869
with a massive sweet
tooth. Appetite, sure.
1283
00:51:14,972 --> 00:51:17,066
Rip found a shrink who
helped him fill in the blanks.
1284
00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:19,036
He realized it was
you who killed Melinda.
1285
00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:21,102
And he came here
to confront you,
1286
00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:23,909
you were hanging out, working
on a sequel to Rock Bottom.
1287
00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:25,048
You ice-picked him.
1288
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,849
And were looking for a better
hiding place for your murder weapon.
1289
00:51:27,885 --> 00:51:29,751
Curt Smith, legend that he is,
1290
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,822
found himself in the wrong
place at the wrong time.
1291
00:51:35,459 --> 00:51:36,654
May he rest in peace.
1292
00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:38,493
ALL: He's not dead.
1293
00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:40,927
Of course it was you, Martin,
who loosened the screws on
1294
00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:44,526
the ginormous chandelier, knowing
full well it was Billy's magic spot.
1295
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,503
And it was only
a matter of time.
1296
00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:49,066
Everyone got what
they had coming.
1297
00:51:49,373 --> 00:51:50,373
(ALL GASP)
1298
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:52,771
I'm the smartest
guy in the room.
1299
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,345
I should always win, always.
1300
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,308
Hands behind your
back, professor.
1301
00:51:58,749 --> 00:51:59,749
There we go.
1302
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,279
(YELPS)
1303
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:03,519
Don't worry, Curt.
1304
00:52:03,754 --> 00:52:05,594
We're going to be with
you the whole way, mate.
1305
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,551
Oh, where have you
gone Billy boy, Billy boy?
1306
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:12,063
Oh where have you gone
Charming Billy? Charming Billy!
1307
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,206
You're gonna be fine, Curt.
1308
00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:14,230
Just a flesh wound, baby.
1309
00:52:14,398 --> 00:52:16,299
Be good as new in no
time. You're a trooper.
1310
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,265
Curt Smith sings with Curt woo!
1311
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:19,900
(PANTHER SNARLING)
1312
00:52:21,105 --> 00:52:23,074
Oh, God, no! (PANTHER SNARLING)
1313
00:52:23,374 --> 00:52:24,899
(CURT SCREAMING)
1314
00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:28,273
Somebody should probably
call animal control, right?
1315
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:29,479
ALL: Yes!
1316
00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:30,775
(CLEARS THROAT) Great.
1317
00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:31,948
Now...
1318
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:33,915
Gus and I are going to go home
1319
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,816
and make love to our wives.
1320
00:52:35,919 --> 00:52:37,353
We're not married, Shawn.
1321
00:52:44,194 --> 00:52:46,686
You're invited lucky you
1322
00:52:47,364 --> 00:52:49,731
To a party, whoop-de-do
1323
00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:52,503
There'll be wine
and cocktails too
1324
00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:55,439
Who's your host? I wish I knew
1325
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,205
You're invited
1326
00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:02,176
Don't be a D-bag and be late
1327
00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:05,881
You have a plus one
1327
00:53:06,305 --> 00:54:06,586
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