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So, we just got a big
break in our pursuit
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of local crime boss, Max Rizzo,
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AKA "Max the Axe."
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If I was a mobster, I think my mobster
name would be "Franky Friction."
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That sounds like a porn name.
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No, "Chubby Pumpaloaf"
sounds like a porn name.
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Okay. Spencer, please.
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My bad, Chief. Mmm-hmm.
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Now, Rizzo's long-time
accountant, Herb Pollack,
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has reportedly fled the
organization with a sizeable amount
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of Rizzo's cash and copies
of all of his financial records.
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Which means that if we can
get to Pollack before Rizzo does,
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we'll have all the evidence
to put this lowlife away
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for a very long time.
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Oh! Detective, we were
just discussing the fact...
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Bup, bup, bup! I'm not here.
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I took the day off to do my
wedding planning, remember?
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I don't want to be bothered
with any police business.
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That's Max Rizzo
and his accountant.
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Who just fled the
organization. What?
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That is huge news...
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which I will deal with tomorrow,
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when I return to work.
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You're doing all your
wedding planning in one day?
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Yes, because I have male parts.
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Here, check it out. I already
have the "Save the Date."
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One for you. One for you.
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I don't know you. One
for you. And one for you.
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JULIET: Uh... Carlton?
CARLTON: Mmm-hmm.
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It says you're getting
married this Saturday.
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2:00 p.m. sharp. Now, be on
the lookout for the actual invite
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which should be
arriving in three, two, one.
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Hey-oh! There you go.
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One for you. Of course.
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And one for you and...
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Um, it says to
RSVP by noon today.
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What can I say? I've got
one speed and it is full throttle.
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Plus, there was a last-minute
cancellation at Casten Meadows.
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Okay, so I feel like
my briefing is done.
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Thank you, everyone.
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O'Hara? Yep.
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Man, looks like I'm going
to have to go to this solo.
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Rachael's in London
taking Max to see his dad.
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You didn't tell me that.
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I'm telling you now.
And you're cool?
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Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
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I don't know, 'cause she's in a
foreign land with an old flame?
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He might be all, "Hey, my girl.
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"You want to see my
Johnny cake? Ro-ti-ti!"
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Okay, first of all,
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Rachael and I have
a secure relationship.
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And secondly, her ex
is British, not Jamaican.
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Oh, hey, Chief! O'Hara!
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Uh, Marlowe's former
cellmate, Big Wendy,
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is organizing a
bachelorette party for her
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the night before the wedding,
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and I know she was hoping
you two could make it.
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Uh... Didn't Big Wendy do time
for killing a man in a bar fight?
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Uh, paralyzing a
man in a bar fight,
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and she's rehabilitated now.
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Come on, it'll be
fun. It's going to be
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at the Agua Verde Hotel
and Casino in Santa Ynez.
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That place is first
class all the way.
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Isn't McNab doing
part-time security work there?
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Fine, most of the
way. What do you say?
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Yeah, I'm afraid I
have... I think that's...
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Great! I'll give Big Wendy
your phone numbers.
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Marlowe's going
to be so excited.
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Lassie? We're a little
hurt that you didn't invite us
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to your bachelor party.
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We'd invite you to ours.
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Provided a bunch of
people dropped out.
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And you were
willing to pay for stuff.
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Yeah, well, there's not going
to be a bachelor party. So...
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Whoa! Say what? What? What?
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What? What?
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Well, there is so much
work to do around here.
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I mean, Rizzo's accountant
is out there for the taking.
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(BOTH IMITATE BUZZER SOUNDING)
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And Stumpy is tied up in Chicago
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and doesn't look like he'll
be able to make the wedding
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let alone a
bachelor party. So...
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Who is Stumpy? And
how did he lose his leg?
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Duh! He's my best friend.
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My best man. He's
the Stumpinator.
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We grew up together. He is the
funniest guy you will ever meet.
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If you'll excuse me, I've
got some planning to do.
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Hey, Dobson! You know
how to tend bar, right?
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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Just think, in less
than 29 hours,
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you are going to be
Mrs. Marlowe Lassiter.
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Come on, girl!
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She's coming!
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Why don't you come
say hello to the girls?
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I would love to,
but I'm not armed.
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Come on, girl. Let's go!
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We love him like that.
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She's coming, settle
down. She's coming.
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See your bony ass
tomorrow, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I hear you talking.
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Oh, hey, baby. Toss
me one of those, uh...
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I love you. Love you too, boo.
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Note to whoever's there,
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step to me, and I whip
out the enormous piece
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I have under this robe.
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Morning, Sherman.
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Sherman?
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Sherman!
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Welcome, Dorothy. You're
not in Kansas anymore.
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Surprise!
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Son of a bitch!
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What the hell,
man? What the hell?
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Welcome to your bachelor party.
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On the party bus!
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Damn it, Spencer! Didn't
I tell you I did not want...
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You said you didn't
want a bachelor party
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unless Stumpy could come. So...
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What's up, ass-face?
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Oh, man!
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Ah!
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We tracked him down and
convinced him to come just like that.
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I can't believe it.
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All right, what do you say
we get this show on the road?
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Let's do this.
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(CHEERING)
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I know, you know That
I'm not telling the truth
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I know, you know They
just don't have any proof
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Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend
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Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end
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I know, you know
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I know, you know
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Now, don't worry
about extra clothes
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because we had Marlowe
pack you an overnight bag.
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And I brought sandwiches
made with the good stuff.
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That's right, turkey-loaf.
ALL: Turkey-loaf!
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And if anybody craves
the delicious combo
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of lime jello and grain alcohol,
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voilà!
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All right, now I do
have to say, though,
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things cannot get
too crazy tonight.
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I mean, I am getting
married tomorrow.
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So, no funny business.
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Like slipping me
an illegal substance,
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as they did in The Hangover.
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Okay, first of all,
that was a movie,
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and not a very realistic one.
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I mean, only insane
people do that kind of stuff.
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Yeah, really.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Whoo! Stumpy
five, tiny toilet one.
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Yes! It's the Stumpmeister! Ha!
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Man, I still can't believe
that you are here.
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It's your wedding, brah. Come
on, ladies! Who needs one?
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Right here. This
guy, right here.
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There. I'm not a lady, though.
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There you go. I'd
like to propose a toast,
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to the unfortunate broad
that has to marry this clown.
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(CHEERING)
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Damn it.
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STUMPY: I did that!
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Whoa!
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Didn't I tell you this
guy was hilarious?
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It's funny because
it's so smart.
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What did I tell you about
keeping this thing clean?
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Oh, come on, Pop.
It's a... it's a party bus.
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Yeah, but the rental
contract is under my name.
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First you scuff up the
support beam, and now this.
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Dad, that's a stripper pole.
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Don't be a smartass.
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Okay.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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(CHEERING)
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Ooh, this gonna do just fine.
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Huh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, uh...
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Hey, I see that
there's only one bed.
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Not to be a pain or anything,
but I've got back issues,
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and a cot just is not an option.
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Yeah, ditto.
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Who said anything
about sleeping?
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Now suit up. (GASPS)
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MARLOWE: Oh. My. God. (LAUGHING)
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Oh, I love it!
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Ooh! Oh, wow!
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Did a hooker will
these to you? Or...
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(BOTH LAUGHING) No.
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They mine.
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Oh, well, uh, now that
I look at it, I mean...
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Yeah... I mean,
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this is exactly
the kind of dress
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that I would love to buy myself,
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but that I wouldn't...
Wouldn't have the guts...
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to do it. To buy it myself.
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Girl! I'm just playin' with you!
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(FORCED LAUGHTER)
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All right, let's do
some shots, baby.
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Get this party
started! Oh, uh...
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Yeah, um. I don't
really do shots.
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In fact, I rarely drink.
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Oh, come on, Karen!
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No, no, no, no. Really,
really. This is just...
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It's not a great idea.
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I mean, I'm the Chief
of Police. Mmm-mmm.
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And I'm the Chief of
making bitches do shots.
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Alrighty then.
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I'll see you in the ER.
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All right, okay.
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Twenty more, girl. Twenty more.
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This place is just like Vegas.
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A little smaller.
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I'm guessing the escorts
might be a bit dicey.
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Then again, we haven't
really started drinking yet.
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Criteria's bound to change.
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We can look, but we can't touch.
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(LAUGHS)
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Why do you keep
checking that thing?
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Uh... No reason.
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Whoa, ho, ho! He
is moving the hips!
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He's working the room!
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Somebody's having fun!
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All right, I admit it.
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It is good to be here.
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I mean, you guys
won't believe this,
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but I get so caught up with work
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and opposing the health
care law at a grass roots level,
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that sometimes I just forget to,
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you know, cut loose
and have some fun.
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Hey, Assiter! Stumpiter!
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I can't believe
this guy is here!
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Oh! Oh!
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Every time! Every time.
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Hey, I need 300 bucks. Come on.
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You got it, Stumplestiltskin!
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That should do it. There you go.
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Oh! Is that guy awesome or what?
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We totally understand
why you dig him so much.
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Ah. Granted, the
Stumpinator and I,
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we're very different people.
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But at his core, the
Stumpinator's one of the most
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decent and trustworthy
people you'll ever meet.
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Now, if you gentlemen
will excuse me,
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I'm going to go
shoot some craps.
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CARLTON: Hey-oh!
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His friend is an idiot,
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but I must say, it is nice
seeing Lassie cut loose.
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I agree. It's all about
getting him away from work.
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Yeah, I think I'm
gonna go join him.
249
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,135
You're going to shoot craps? No.
250
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,004
I'll be at the nickel slots!
251
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,775
KAREN: If we can get to
Pollack before Rizzo does,
252
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,877
we'll have all the evidence to
put this lowlife away for a long time.
253
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:59,116
Oh, my God! I
knew it, too. I knew it!
254
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,594
All right, girls.
Girls, girls, girls!
255
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,029
Is it just me, or has it
gotten hot up in here?
256
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,794
Well, it's pretty hot.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
257
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,994
You have the right
to remain silent!
258
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,364
(SQUEALING AND CHEERING)
259
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,103
Shake it, baby!
260
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,675
Nice!
261
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,203
You better watch it!
262
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,708
That is not okay!
263
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,150
That's illegal.
264
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,187
(CHEERS)
265
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,124
(GASPS)
266
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,126
Buzz?
267
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,059
I swear, I can explain.
268
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,927
I am sober now.
269
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,793
Congratulations.
270
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,165
Okay, what is this, uh,
straight to voicemail nonsense?
271
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,964
Dude, where did you go?
272
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,305
Call me back.
273
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,176
I miss you.
274
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:54,305
Hey, you said you were
going to play the nickel slots.
275
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,973
Explain yourself.
You got all in my head
276
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,143
about Rachael's ex
being... "Hey, my girl!"
277
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,413
He's not Jamaican!
278
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,964
But she hasn't called
since she's landed
279
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,232
and I'm starting to get nervous.
280
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,283
All right, look. It's probably
the time difference, okay?
281
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,328
Besides, we have much
bigger issues right now.
282
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,522
What? Herb Pollack is here.
283
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,893
Max Rizzo's accountant?
What are the odds?
284
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,443
We've got to alert
the local police
285
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,611
and get Lassie
the hell out of here.
286
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,264
Otherwise, our sweet little party
is going to become a work trip.
287
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,338
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
288
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,432
Oh, hey, guys. Look who I found.
289
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,737
Hello. Shut up.
290
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,817
I rule.
291
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,692
Nice freaking party.
292
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,852
Where's Stumpy, by the way?
293
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,497
Somewhere disappointing Jesus.
294
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,088
Ah, come on, gang. Cheer up.
295
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,319
We will re-commence the
festivities as soon as we drop
296
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,928
this schlub off to the local
authorities for safekeeping.
297
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,031
Well, you do realize that I'm no
good without the flash drives, right?
298
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,733
You think I just walk around with
hard copies of a mob boss' taxes?
299
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,989
They're all on a couple of
drives back at my apartment.
300
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,312
So, we'll drop you off
to the local brethren
301
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,849
and come back for them later.
302
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:07,250
Okay. Well, that is assuming
that Rizzo doesn't get to them first.
303
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,522
(SIGHS) One doesn't get
to be a ruthless crime lord
304
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,115
without being persistent.
305
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,985
Look, my condo is
three blocks that way.
306
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,522
I'll run in real quick.
307
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,723
If you are messing with me, I
will punch you in the face so hard...
308
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,826
Look, I want to
put him away, too.
309
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,931
That way he won't kill me.
310
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,430
Damn it.
311
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,907
Henry, bang a right up here.
312
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,238
Henry, bang a right.
313
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,505
You said you were
working security here.
314
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,050
No, I said I wore a
security uniform here.
315
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,518
Which is technically true,
though this one is a tear-away.
316
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,077
How long have
you been doing this?
317
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,247
A couple of months.
318
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,082
Francie and I are
saving for a new condo
319
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,592
and we really
need the extra cash.
320
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,720
You know, plus it's a great group of
guys and we really support each other.
321
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,057
And I never go full nude,
322
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,894
I just strip down to
the thong... Buzz, Buzz.
323
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,933
Oh God. This is awful, isn't it?
324
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,782
I'm going to get
fired, aren't I?
325
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,000
(GROANS)
326
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,236
Not if you leave right now.
327
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,511
I was never here. Okay.
328
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,716
Oops. I forgot my boomer.
329
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,550
Marlowe? What's wrong?
330
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,889
We can get another stripper.
331
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,652
What if I can't go
through with it?
332
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,593
Well, there's
pay-per-view. There's...
333
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,428
That's not what
I'm talking about.
334
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,569
Whoa.
335
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,571
Wait.
336
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,772
What happened?
337
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,809
It's just all happening so fast.
338
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,510
I mean, I love Carlton.
339
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:43,446
But three weeks ago, I was in
a cell making soap tchotchkes.
340
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,076
Look, this is a huge
step for Carlton, too.
341
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,747
And you two are
crazy about each other.
342
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:56,285
Oh, I gotta get some air.
343
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,031
The flash drives
are in my bedroom.
344
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,161
I put them in a
hollowed-out book.
345
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,705
Do you think I give a rat's
ass where it is? Go get it.
346
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,510
Whoa.
347
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:17,506
This dude has the receipt for a
ticket to a Michael Damien concert.
348
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,986
Why would you take that?
349
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,108
Because it had a picture
of Michael Damian on it.
350
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,890
ANNOUNCER: Fifteen love.
351
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,831
(GRUNTS)
352
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,840
I told you I got a monster
backhand. Thirty love.
353
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:56,948
Run!
354
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,756
Battery acid. I'll take a case.
355
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:01,827
Oh, okay.
356
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,930
(SCREAMING) Go, go,
go! Henry, fire up the bus!
357
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,801
Come on, Strode! Run!
Why are we running?
358
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,774
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
359
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:24,773
Uncle Max!
360
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,876
Tell me you two
crap-heads found Pollack.
361
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,986
Well, we did.
362
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,916
Then that cop from Santa Barbara
that looks like Mr. Bean got him.
363
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,855
Lassiter? What the hell's that
goon doing up in Santa Ynez?
364
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,324
Getting married, apparently.
365
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,994
To some broad named Marlowe.
366
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,629
Skip the paraffin,
Jing-Wei. I gotta bounce.
367
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,241
Chief. O'Hara.
368
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,901
Have you seen
Marlowe? I have not.
369
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,680
Ain't no way she
left this casino.
370
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,653
She couldn't have, not
wearing those ho clothes.
371
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,586
Excuse me? Do any of
you three have dongs?
372
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:14,398
Because I failed to ask that of the
last prostitute and lived to regret it.
373
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,897
Oh...
374
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,374
Let's go. But...
375
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:27,703
Well, do we have any
idea where she is? Okay.
376
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,542
Who was that? Was it Rachael?
377
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,447
Why would Rachael
call me? That was Jules.
378
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,551
What'd she want?
379
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,588
Uh, your firearms are being
delivered to the hotel, as requested.
380
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,679
Excellent.
381
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,988
Let's dump off this loser and
get back to Stumpin up the jam!
382
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,372
(CELL PHONE RINGS) Ooh, hang on.
383
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,125
Who the hell is this?
384
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,626
Speak. Carlton Lassiter,
385
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,801
it's your old friend, Max Rizzo.
386
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,768
Well, speak of the devil.
387
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,268
How you been, scumbag?
388
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,327
Funny you should call. I happen to
be standing with a buddy of yours.
389
00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:00,275
Oh, hang on, he wants
to say hello. Say hello.
390
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,972
Hello? Bam!
391
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,709
Your ass is going
down for a long time.
392
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,546
Is that right? Well that
should be interesting.
393
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,521
Yeah. 'Cause you see,
as luck would have it,
394
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,491
I'm hanging out with
an old friend of yours.
395
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,352
Baby?
396
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,155
Marlowe?
397
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,169
The son of a bitch
proposed a straight-up swap.
398
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,863
Marlowe for Herb.
That's the deal.
399
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:30,105
I have one weakness in
this life, and he has her.
400
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,555
She's probably scared to death
and I'm not there to help her.
401
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,048
Oh, let her go, C-Dawg.
402
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,608
There are, like, three billion chicks
out there that need dudes like us.
403
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,210
And that's just in the Ukraine.
404
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,853
That doesn't make any sense.
405
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,317
This is by far the worst selection
of adult features I've ever seen.
406
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:53,056
Chitty, Chitty, Gang Bang? Batman
and Throbbin'? Hannah Does Her Sisters?
407
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,792
I saw that in '92.
408
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,265
Where's the slowmo?
409
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,402
I can't risk it.
410
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,432
I won't. I have waited too long,
411
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,203
and I am going to marry
my fiancée tomorrow.
412
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,980
I will put that greasy scumbag
Rizzo away some other day. Soon.
413
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,041
We make the swap.
We make it now.
414
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,582
Uh, what about the Chief?
415
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,550
You must try and hydrate.
416
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,952
I can't feel my skin.
417
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,247
I haven't done
shots since college,
418
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,816
and I just didn't want
to be the wet blanket.
419
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,451
I know you didn't.
420
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,795
What's stuck to my lip?
421
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,896
It's a peanut shell, Karen.
422
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,868
I believe the Chief is
okay with this plan. Yeah.
423
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,733
Let's grab Herb
out of the bedroom.
424
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,103
Uh... Hey, y'all. Um, we
got a serious problem.
425
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,277
Uh, why are you wearing a towel?
426
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,380
Oh. You guys are
going to be so mad.
427
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,978
Um. Herb got away. I mean, little
weasel just jumped out the damn window.
428
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,852
Is this some kind of joke?
429
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:54,284
This is my life! Pollack!
430
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,623
Wendy, what happened? He
was handcuffed to the bedpost!
431
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,363
He ripped himself from it! I mean,
like, he gnawed his arm like a wolf!
432
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,836
Woody! I'm sorry, but
she smells like biscuits.
433
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,301
Oh, thanks, Boo.
434
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,543
What am I supposed to do now?
435
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:17,047
Someone tell me what in the hell I
am supposed to do now! O'Hara?
436
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,549
Come here, sit.
437
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,843
Breathe.
438
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,721
Sit and breathe.
439
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,189
I have an idea!
440
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,084
Hope is not lost.
441
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,028
How much do you trust me?
442
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,422
You all right there,
honey bunny?
443
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,577
(MUFFLED CRIES)
444
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:49,213
You put a gag on her, you son of
a bitch! Why is she in a housecoat?
445
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,043
If you so much as
breathed on her...
446
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:55,316
Oh, nobody touched
her. Now give me my rat.
447
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,782
Let's go. Go ahead.
448
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,116
Walk towards my voice,
baby. All right, this way.
449
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,249
There you go, baby.
450
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,289
I hope you said
your prayers, Herb.
451
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:03,823
Hey, and remember,
452
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:07,389
he ends up in a ditch, I will
have you by the plums for murder.
453
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,732
I mean, don't you think your little buddy
Herb there made copies of those files?
454
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,630
If I were you, I'd give him a raise
and take him out to dinner and a show.
455
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,572
Don't you try to tell
me about my business.
456
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,548
Come on, man. Have
some respect for yourself.
457
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,484
Good luck there, Herb. You're
on borrowed time, dirt bag!
458
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,588
Yeah. Catch me if
you can, hambone!
459
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,418
Take it to the bank.
There you go, baby.
460
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,105
You double-crossed
me, you rat bastard!
461
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,453
Look who's talking,
you son of a bitch!
462
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,708
Who the hell is that?
463
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:56,008
Detective First
Grade, Henry Spencer.
464
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,175
I busted your Uncle Sal in '83.
465
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,719
So go ahead, punch me in
the face as hard as you can.
466
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,584
I knew I couldn't trust you.
467
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,882
That is not my future wife!
468
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,289
No, but I could be.
469
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,824
Jesus of Nazareth. Where
the hell is my fiancée?
470
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:13,789
All right, look.
471
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,603
Your gal got the drop on my
idiot nephew Tito back at the hotel.
472
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:21,332
See, it turns out he ordered
a companion up to his room,
473
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,703
sight unseen.
474
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,368
She shows up, the
dong comes out,
475
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,810
your gal seizes the moment,
and Bob's your uncle.
476
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,676
I got to hand it
to you, Lassiter,
477
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,581
you are marrying one
tough broad, there.
478
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,879
She even busted out some
Muay Thai in the hallway
479
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,252
before she jumped
out the window.
480
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,189
That is my gal.
481
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:41,783
Ironically, your boy Herb slipped
through the fingers of my coroner
482
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,227
and Marlowe's recently
paroled maid of honor.
483
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,608
All right, so what you say we
just pretend it never happened?
484
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:49,067
Yeah, fine by me. You'll be
behind bars within a week anyway.
485
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:52,297
Fat chance. I'll see you in
your nightmares, Ponyboy.
486
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:58,243
Wait... wait a second. Are you telling
me Rizzo had the same exact plan we did?
487
00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,368
Yep.
488
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:00,922
Which means my
fiancée's still missing.
489
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,005
We're going to find her.
490
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,846
That Rizzo's a cagey bastard. After
taking off my hood, he sees I'm not Herb,
491
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,386
he has his lackey
turn up the radio.
492
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,920
He knows I'm wearing a wire.
493
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,299
Ooh, I've got to tell you, I haven't
felt this alive since Jerry Carp
494
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,323
shot me in the chest.
495
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,223
When you almost died? Exactly.
496
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,692
Team, thank you for
getting me back in the game.
497
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,857
CHARLENE: Hey, are
we gonna party or what?
498
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:41,615
That's impossible. There's no
way she jumped out of this window.
499
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:42,687
It's too high.
500
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,122
Not for Spider-Man.
501
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:46,958
What?
502
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,526
He wouldn't even need his webs.
503
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,460
He could just scale
with his sticky crawl.
504
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,162
What the heck
am I talking about?
505
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,994
Uh, Lassie, that ledge
actually turns the corner
506
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,764
and runs along the side of the
building towards the fire escape.
507
00:23:58,871 --> 00:23:59,964
That's it!
508
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,600
She must've gone through
the window onto the ledge,
509
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,939
tight-roped her way around
and made her escape.
510
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:07,810
Our children are going to
be SEAL Team 6 Members.
511
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:08,971
Wait a second.
512
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,074
If Marlowe's just walking
around free as a bird,
513
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,676
why hasn't she called?
Maybe she got hungry.
514
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:15,553
Or...
515
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:17,512
Or maybe you
should shut up, Guster!
516
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,455
It's a valid question, Lassie.
517
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:22,127
Carlton, there's
something you should know.
518
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,427
Marlowe and I...
Whoa! Silence woman.
519
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,693
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
I'm getting something.
520
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,500
You are marrying
one tough broad there.
521
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:32,996
She even busted out some
Muay Thai in the hallway
522
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,540
before she jumped
out the window.
523
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,378
Wow. Ha!
524
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:48,610
That is easily the most
spectacular vision I've ever had.
525
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,489
I know where she is.
526
00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:57,291
I... I got it from here, buddy.
527
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,694
I'd like my face to be
the first thing she sees.
528
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,027
Baby!
529
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,534
Oh! Ugh!
530
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:11,202
Oh! Oh, Carlton.
Oh, are you okay?
531
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:14,041
Was that... a
spinning back fist?
532
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,113
Yeah.
533
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,009
My God, I love you.
534
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:22,383
(MOANS) Oh, I knew
you'd come. I just knew it.
535
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,289
How'd you know I was here?
536
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:27,286
Spencer, he had a vision.
537
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,086
And I gotta say, it was
a pretty spectacular one.
538
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,162
Come on.
539
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:33,231
I'm never letting you
out of my sight again.
540
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,628
Mmm. Ever.
541
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:35,833
Deal.
542
00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:37,592
But not until after the wedding.
543
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:40,109
Because it'd be really bad luck
for you to see me in my dress.
544
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,403
Oh, my God, what time is it?
545
00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:43,718
Yeah. We have
less than two hours.
546
00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:44,786
And we have a lot of work to do.
547
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,746
So, you are coming with
me. See you at the Meadow!
548
00:25:48,313 --> 00:25:49,679
Guard her with your life!
549
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,315
That's not hyperbole!
550
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:56,679
Good work, Spencer.
I owe you one. Yeah.
551
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,983
Let's go grab the
fellas and suit up!
552
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:21,613
Judas Priest, Strode!
553
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,158
What the hell are you doing?
554
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,182
Oh.
555
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,261
When you said, "Put on
your suit," you didn't mean
556
00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:28,015
we were all going
for a dip in the grotto?
557
00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:29,497
Why would I possibly mean that?
558
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:30,921
Well, you weren't very specific.
559
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,685
My "suit" suit is on the bus.
560
00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,486
Change on the way. Come on!
561
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:35,693
I have sandals on!
562
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,138
That losing Herb is
gonna leave a mark,
563
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:39,574
but with an APB out on him
there's no way he's going anywhere.
564
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:43,592
I want those files.
Yeah? So does Rizzo.
565
00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:11,261
I think Herb is still here.
566
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,423
What are you talking about?
567
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,289
That crafty fox man.
568
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,331
He figured that we would assume
that he would run, so he stuck around.
569
00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:20,338
Either that or he's the world's
biggest Michael Damian fan.
570
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,737
Or both. (LAUGHS)
571
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,638
I am about to
make Lassie's year.
572
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,010
(SNORING) (GIRLS CHEERING)
573
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,495
Did you miss me?
Not particularly.
574
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,093
You know, I... I
really gotta pee.
575
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,671
Well, try not to think of
a warm summer's rain.
576
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:56,233
Henry, take me to my wedding.
577
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,080
Uncle Max? Get
ready to be happy.
578
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,818
Oh, I can feel my
heartbeat in my face.
579
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,289
Well, you did have at least
six shots of tequila last night.
580
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,551
How are you feeling? Good.
581
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,661
I guess I just needed
a little bit of me time.
582
00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:20,262
The truth is the whole time
that I was stuck in there,
583
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,162
I never panicked. Not once.
584
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,667
I just knew Carlton was
going to come. Hmm.
585
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:27,499
I felt safe, if that
makes any sense.
586
00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:28,902
And then it hit me.
587
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:32,168
Carlton is always
going to be there.
588
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,344
Always.
589
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,811
I never have to worry
about losing him.
590
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:39,243
Unless his ass gets shot. Oh.
591
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:43,353
You know what, but that's why the po-po
be wearin' them bullet proof vests, girl.
592
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,117
Oh, right. It's all good.
593
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:50,356
You have to know you
make him so happy.
594
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:54,491
I have never seen him
this full of life and hope.
595
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,591
Look, it's going to be hard.
596
00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,895
I mean, there will be days that you just
want to hop on a plane to the south of France
597
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:05,707
and meet a young
wine-maker on a bicycle.
598
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,738
Oh, and all he wants to do is
cook for you and make love.
599
00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:15,516
But, then, oh, there will be those
days when you are sick in bed
600
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,949
and he'll rub your feet,
601
00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:20,548
or he'll try to make you eggs Florentine
from a recipe that he found online.
602
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:26,591
Oh, or that day when he walks into your
hospital room holding your newborn son,
603
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:29,362
and he will lay him
gently on your chest.
604
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,680
And he tells you that you
look beautiful even though
605
00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,139
you know you look
like hell frozen over.
606
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,298
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
607
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,673
And it'll all be worth it.
608
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:44,105
How the hell is my parole officer gonna
call me when I'm trying to put my face on?
609
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,077
What you want, Trenice?
610
00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:58,360
"And I promise never
to clone your cell phone.
611
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,365
"My princess."
612
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,866
(LAUGHS) There
it is. Now it sings.
613
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:09,773
Madeleine and I didn't
write our own vows.
614
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:13,209
She wanted to but I was my
usual stubborn traditional self.
615
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,240
Sure hope you drafted a pre-nup.
616
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,347
Shut up, Herb.
617
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:20,179
If you knew the pure, celestial
love that I have surrendered to,
618
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,718
you wouldn't worry about money.
619
00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:23,187
Plus, just shut up.
620
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,351
I thought I knew that love.
621
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:32,153
Turns out I mistook it for a soulless concubine
who cheated on me 12 times with 10 men.
622
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,559
What? Oh... I have a
natural part. Why fight it?
623
00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:41,901
Wait, so that guy who's
vomiting jello is your best man?
624
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,064
Seriously?
625
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,575
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
626
00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:47,577
Herb is right, Lassie. I mean,
your best friend is a tool.
627
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,205
Grade A D-bag, no question.
628
00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:51,340
He's not my best friend, okay?
629
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:53,109
He's not my boy.
He's not my man.
630
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,881
I haven't seen the
guy since high school.
631
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:58,232
He was the only other member of the Anti-Glee
Club that bothered to come to meetings.
632
00:30:58,256 --> 00:31:00,056
You know what? I don't
need to explain myself.
633
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,990
Why would you lie
about something like that?
634
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,859
Because I was embarrassed, okay?
635
00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:06,908
I was embarrassed that
I didn't have somebody
636
00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:09,595
that I was super tight with
to ask to my bachelor party.
637
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,903
That's why I didn't want one.
638
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,737
Then you two ninnies
go and call my bluff
639
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:19,921
and that jackass' name is the
first thing that popped into my head,
640
00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:21,140
so I just, I rolled with it.
641
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,006
It brings me so much
relief to hear you say that.
642
00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:26,380
So, give him your pity, not
me. Because you know what?
643
00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:29,011
I'm happy with who I am.
644
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:32,650
Besides, bromances
are overrated.
645
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:37,189
Marlowe gives me all the
companionship I will ever need.
646
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:39,261
Now that being said,
647
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,258
I do appreciate the gesture.
648
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,069
Gentlemen.
649
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:50,307
What I'm asking
for here is a favor.
650
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,375
I mean, Big Wendy
is the maid of honor.
651
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,279
What kind of parole
officer are you, Trenice?
652
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,349
Uh-uh. See, I could
have lied my butt off.
653
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,656
You know, but I told the truth
and this is how you do me?
654
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,611
You just mad 'cause
I'm a full-figured woman!
655
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:03,254
And you starving. You hungry!
656
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:07,884
Now, as I was saying, I can personally
guarantee that she will not leave my sight
657
00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:11,361
or touch another drop of alcohol
for the remainder of the evening.
658
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,154
Well, what is good enough?
659
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,091
Said the Chief of Police!
660
00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:17,893
Your Justice of the
Peace is a drunk?
661
00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:19,180
He's not answering
his cell phone
662
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:21,605
and apparently no one has
seen him since May Day.
663
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:23,654
What the hell am I
supposed to do now?
664
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:25,667
I'm licensed.
665
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,609
Zip it! Wait. What?
666
00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:30,408
I'm a licensed Justice of
the Peace. I could marry you.
667
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,093
Why the hell didn't
you say that before?
668
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,847
Because you keep
telling me to shut up
669
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:36,955
and you handcuffed me to a
bedpost and a stripper pole.
670
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,124
Herb, I could
kiss you right now.
671
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,291
All right.
672
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,416
Come with me.
673
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,529
Fortuitous. Yeah.
674
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:48,132
Yeah.
675
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:54,264
Buzz!
676
00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:55,616
Why are you still wearing that?
677
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,109
I had to come straight from
my other gig. Nice day, huh?
678
00:32:58,243 --> 00:32:59,336
Where's Franny?
679
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,110
I didn't get a plus one.
680
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:02,680
Huh.
681
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:05,916
What?
682
00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:07,775
Oh, son of a...
683
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:13,724
Aww.
684
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,291
Hi, ladies. Hi.
685
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:21,766
I wish I had two moms.
Or one for that matter.
686
00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,270
Okay, here we go.
687
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,499
Is this really necessary? Just
smile and we'll get through this.
688
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,009
She's not even here. Hmm.
689
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:34,579
I feel like Kunta Kinte. Hmm.
690
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,288
Here, take that.
691
00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:58,763
What the hell?
692
00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:02,406
Everybody take cover!
Marlowe, hit the deck!
693
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:05,974
CARLTON: Everybody down!
694
00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:07,645
(GUNFIRE)
695
00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:09,657
(SCREAMS) Oh,
my God! Oh, my God!
696
00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:10,761
I'm not here. I'm not here.
697
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:15,377
I'm in my happy place. I'm in my
happy place. I'm in space camp.
698
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:16,921
They're all drawing!
699
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,752
Of course they are,
it's a cop wedding.
700
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,019
Don't move! Put it down!
701
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,195
You coward!
702
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:29,426
Freeze, Rizzo!
703
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,564
McNab! I got him.
704
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,307
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Great Caesar's ghost!
705
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:38,972
That's... That's happening.
706
00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:40,177
WENDY: Call me!
707
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,880
(LAUGHING)
708
00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:45,309
Freeze! Get your hands up!
709
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,444
You okay, babe?
710
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,217
Now, where were we?
711
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:58,329
Marlowe Viccellio, you have
given me something to believe in,
712
00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:01,195
even stronger than the
NRA's code of ethics.
713
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:05,268
I love you. Now,
and for all eternity.
714
00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:12,868
I hope there's an open bar.
715
00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:14,809
Bar? Man, I'm hungry.
716
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:18,406
Carlton, do you take Marlowe
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
717
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:20,584
I do.
718
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:26,090
And Marlowe, do you take Prince Carlton
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
719
00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:28,326
You bet your ass I do.
720
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:34,389
Then by the power vested in me by an online
course I took last year during jury duty,
721
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,261
I now pronounce
you man and wife.
722
00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:40,567
You may kiss the bride.
723
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:51,310
(ALL APPLAUDING)
724
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,967
Guster, what are you doing?
725
00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:22,379
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
726
00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:32,096
GUS: Hey, baby. What's up?
727
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,734
No. No, I wasn't worried at all.
728
00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:35,036
I figured you over
there doing your thing.
729
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,120
I'm over here doing my
thing, partying and what not.
730
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,593
Come on, son.
731
00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:47,505
Hey! Hi.
732
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,005
What are you doing? Hmm?
733
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,871
Will you please Wang
Chung with me? Will you...
734
00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:53,376
Later. I promise.
735
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:57,138
But right now, I am enjoying
this cake. I love cake.
736
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,275
You know I love cake.
I deserve this, damn it.
737
00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:03,519
Well, at least have the common decency
to wash it down with a fresh flute of...
738
00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:04,588
What is that? Prosecco.
739
00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,124
Or three. I accept.
740
00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:08,317
And I'm freezing. Oh, baby.
741
00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:12,821
Better put your arms in or
you won't be able to use them.
742
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:13,997
Oh.
743
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:15,733
(CLEARS THROAT)
744
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,800
Say cheese or something.
745
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:17,961
Oh. Cheese or something!
746
00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:20,429
(CHUCKLES)
747
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:21,564
Back in a jiff.
748
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,737
Oh, and get whatever you want.
749
00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,972
Dos Proseccos, please.
750
00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,278
Thank you very much. Hey.
751
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:36,911
Pop! I saw you doing the
Humpty dance with Woody earlier.
752
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:38,751
I gotta admit I did
not see that coming.
753
00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,863
I can still surprise you
after all these years, huh?
754
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,052
A beer.
755
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:45,430
Oh. Look at those two.
756
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,264
I tell you, when it's good,
there's nothing like it.
757
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,858
It's pure. Uncomplicated.
758
00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:53,530
Uncomplicated? I can't say
I'm familiar with that concept.
759
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,238
(LAUGHS) That's
because you're a Spencer.
760
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,831
Thank you. It's in your DNA.
761
00:37:57,408 --> 00:38:00,537
We instinctively make things as
difficult for ourselves as possible.
762
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:04,944
You know, your mother,
she wanted to see the world.
763
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,314
That was her one big
thing. See the world.
764
00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,248
Did we ever take a trip?
765
00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:12,482
No. No.
766
00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:17,192
By the time I wizened
up, it was too late.
767
00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:19,060
You're like the old guy in Up.
768
00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:21,759
Mmm. Except your
mother's still alive.
769
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,264
What's happening right now?
770
00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:26,569
I'm just saying, it'd be nice
to see you break the cycle.
771
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,318
No.
772
00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:49,492
Where's yours? I did a
shot of absinthe at the bar.
773
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,653
Shawn, I need to
ask you something.
774
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,461
And I'm sure this is just
me over-thinking things
775
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:59,937
but, um, yesterday,
you were at the hotel.
776
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:03,202
You saw the hallways.
You know the layout.
777
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:04,603
Guilty as charged.
778
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:10,376
Well, you said that you
had this spectacular vision
779
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:14,075
that Marlowe was
covered in garbage,
780
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,344
but couldn't you have just
781
00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:22,719
remembered that there was a trash chute
on every floor and then taken a guess?
782
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:25,126
Uh, yeah.
783
00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:30,732
I suppose so, but that would have
been a pretty wild guess, don't you think?
784
00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:32,360
Absolutely.
785
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:35,963
And you know, I probably wouldn't
have given it a second thought,
786
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:39,600
but then there was this.
787
00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:49,919
And I am sure
there's an explanation,
788
00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:53,020
but you know me, I won't be
able to stop thinking about it.
789
00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:56,027
And I certainly won't be able to
Wang Chung until we clear it up.
790
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,889
Lassiter said you had a vision
791
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:06,731
of Herb with Michael Damian,
but you had this receipt.
792
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:13,167
So you knew Herb
would be there, right?
793
00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,565
JULIET: Maybe the best things,
794
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,567
the richest things,
795
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,366
aren't supposed to come easily.
796
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:42,604
And that sometimes the
moments that make the most sense
797
00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:45,108
happen when
everything else doesn't.
798
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,408
Shawn, are you listening to me?
799
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:54,776
Falling in love with you was
never part of the plan, okay?
800
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:59,557
This whole thing started
because my ass was on the line.
801
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:02,459
Self-preservation, Jules.
You got to understand that.
802
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,496
I didn't have a choice.
803
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:10,098
And then, we sort
of found a groove.
804
00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,134
And by the time you showed up,
805
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,139
it was so much fun.
806
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,877
We've put away, like,
over a hundred criminals.
807
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,536
Most of them were murderers.
808
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,985
I'm good at what I do.
809
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:34,518
And what I do,
810
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:38,996
it's good.
811
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,032
Isn't it?
812
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,793
What are you talking about?
813
00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:49,931
Are you telling
me this is all a lie?
814
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,775
Please don't make
me answer that.
815
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,407
Oh, my God.
816
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,844
Oh, my God, I feel so stupid.
817
00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,419
No, sweetheart. No, this...
818
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:06,056
This is all me.
819
00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:08,819
This...
820
00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:15,293
Let me call you back.
820
00:42:16,305 --> 00:43:16,498
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