1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,290 Previously on Psych... 2 00:00:08,405 --> 00:00:11,216 I think it's time that we moved in together. 3 00:00:11,336 --> 00:00:13,404 Home should be wherever you are. 4 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,392 - Say cheese or something. - Oh. Cheese or something. 5 00:00:15,459 --> 00:00:18,862 Shawn, I need to ask you something. 6 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:22,065 Lassiter said you had a vision. 7 00:00:22,133 --> 00:00:25,002 I'm good at what I do. 8 00:00:25,069 --> 00:00:26,611 Are you telling me this is all a lie? 9 00:00:26,731 --> 00:00:29,739 Please don't make me answer that. 10 00:00:29,808 --> 00:00:32,475 I think maybe you're making too much of this. 11 00:00:32,543 --> 00:00:34,211 Honesty is everything to me, Shawn. 12 00:00:34,279 --> 00:00:36,180 You're not gonna tell anyone about this... 13 00:00:36,247 --> 00:00:38,416 Don't worry. 14 00:00:38,483 --> 00:00:40,750 - Sweetheart, I am so sorry-- - I know you don't think 15 00:00:40,818 --> 00:00:43,818 it's a big deal, but the more I think about it, the angrier I get. 16 00:00:43,854 --> 00:00:47,424 - What does that mean, exactly? - I think you should move out. 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:55,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 18 00:00:57,635 --> 00:01:00,037 Shawn... 19 00:01:00,104 --> 00:01:02,455 You've been packing that same box for the last hour. 20 00:01:02,575 --> 00:01:03,637 Well, I-- 21 00:01:03,757 --> 00:01:05,944 Oh, hey, wait, you can't throw that out. 22 00:01:06,011 --> 00:01:07,746 I got you that shirt for your birthday. 23 00:01:07,814 --> 00:01:10,682 Yeah, it's, uh-- it's not really my thing. 24 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:13,284 Jules, I spent some serious time, 25 00:01:13,353 --> 00:01:16,187 a tireless search looking for something that exuded style. 26 00:01:16,255 --> 00:01:18,523 Something that said "Fashion!" 27 00:01:18,591 --> 00:01:22,160 Well, it's a bit literal, 28 00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:24,028 but I'm-- I'm happy to keep it... 29 00:01:24,096 --> 00:01:25,217 I mean if you-- if you want-- 30 00:01:25,264 --> 00:01:26,931 Buried in a drawer. 31 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,133 Uh, hey, we, uh-- 32 00:01:29,201 --> 00:01:31,803 we still haven't divvied up those cereal boxes. 33 00:01:31,871 --> 00:01:34,138 Shawn, I know what you're doing, 34 00:01:34,206 --> 00:01:35,407 and prolonging this is only gonna 35 00:01:35,475 --> 00:01:36,508 make it harder for both of us. 36 00:01:36,576 --> 00:01:38,744 Okay, I propose 37 00:01:38,811 --> 00:01:40,645 joint custody on the froot loops 38 00:01:40,713 --> 00:01:41,847 and that I don't move out. 39 00:01:41,914 --> 00:01:43,382 Shawn, come on. 40 00:01:43,449 --> 00:01:44,916 This isn't easy for me either. 41 00:01:44,984 --> 00:01:46,264 It wasn't my choice to blow this. 42 00:01:46,285 --> 00:01:47,452 All right, you know what, Jules? 43 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,754 First of all, there are a lot of guys 44 00:01:48,821 --> 00:01:50,922 that blew it way worse than I did 45 00:01:50,990 --> 00:01:53,558 and got to keep their women, like Bill Clinton. 46 00:01:53,626 --> 00:01:55,360 From what I understand, even Maria Shriver 47 00:01:55,428 --> 00:01:58,029 is starting to thaw a little. 48 00:01:58,097 --> 00:01:59,798 Hey, if that's-- 49 00:01:59,866 --> 00:02:02,768 if that's, uh, a camera crew and a makeover team, 50 00:02:02,835 --> 00:02:05,370 technically, I still live here. Please. 51 00:02:05,438 --> 00:02:07,105 Shawn, it's the girl I'm interviewing 52 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:08,473 to be my new roommate. 53 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:11,142 - What-- - Her name is Kimberly. 54 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:12,778 You are kicking me out 55 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:14,546 and replacing me on the same day? 56 00:02:14,614 --> 00:02:16,147 She answered my ad on Craigslist. 57 00:02:16,215 --> 00:02:18,817 Jules, only psychos answer ads on Craigslist. 58 00:02:18,884 --> 00:02:21,704 You might as well have posted it on murdermethisinstant.com. 59 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,122 - Hi. - Hi. 60 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:24,790 - So nice to meet you. - Hi. Kimberly. 61 00:02:24,857 --> 00:02:26,024 - Come on in. - Hi. 62 00:02:26,091 --> 00:02:28,326 - Wow. - All right, Kim, pop quiz. 63 00:02:28,394 --> 00:02:30,028 Where does the lotion go? 64 00:02:30,095 --> 00:02:34,165 Uh... Kimberly, this is my, uh, funny 65 00:02:34,233 --> 00:02:36,768 and slightly inappropriate friend, Shawn, 66 00:02:36,836 --> 00:02:40,472 and he was just leaving. 67 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,173 You know, the photos in the ad 68 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:43,542 do not do this place justice. 69 00:02:43,609 --> 00:02:46,812 - Aww. - It's amazing. 70 00:02:46,879 --> 00:02:49,013 Seriously, Kim, where does it go? 71 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,882 - Where does the lotion go? - Don't answer that. 72 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:52,798 Where do you put the lotion? 73 00:02:52,799 --> 00:02:54,619 You don't have to answer any questions that-- 74 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,254 especially any questions about lotion. 75 00:02:56,322 --> 00:02:57,456 Did you tell her about the bats? 76 00:02:57,523 --> 00:02:59,458 Place is infested with bats. 77 00:02:59,525 --> 00:03:01,059 How about Kathy? You tell her about Kathy? 78 00:03:01,126 --> 00:03:04,329 - Who's Kathy? - Who's Kathy? 79 00:03:04,396 --> 00:03:05,797 Just the ghost who lives here. 80 00:03:05,865 --> 00:03:07,198 You know, she bleeds through the walls 81 00:03:07,266 --> 00:03:09,067 on occasion, and she likes to cuddle 82 00:03:09,134 --> 00:03:10,569 on the day she was murdered. 83 00:03:10,636 --> 00:03:12,471 I guess it's all pretty harmless stuff 84 00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:13,738 as long as your soul is pure. 85 00:03:15,508 --> 00:03:16,775 See, I told you. 86 00:03:16,843 --> 00:03:19,644 I mean, he's so silly. 87 00:03:19,712 --> 00:03:21,880 And you are leaving, right now? 88 00:03:21,948 --> 00:03:23,815 Actually, I don't have anywhere to be. 89 00:03:25,818 --> 00:03:28,252 My current roommate is apartment hunting too 90 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,856 and I'm really hoping she doesn't see this listing. 91 00:03:30,923 --> 00:03:32,323 Is that horrible of me to say? 92 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:34,225 Yes. 100%. Kathy agrees. 93 00:03:34,293 --> 00:03:36,294 Okay. Okay. Let's go ahead and get started. 94 00:03:36,362 --> 00:03:37,195 - Yeah. - Okay. 95 00:03:37,262 --> 00:03:42,200 Have a seat. 96 00:03:42,267 --> 00:03:46,004 I'm not just gonna give up on us, all right? 97 00:03:52,444 --> 00:03:56,314 - Hi. - Okay. Uh... 98 00:03:56,382 --> 00:03:57,616 Come on, man. 99 00:03:57,683 --> 00:03:59,150 Just let me stay with you. 100 00:03:59,218 --> 00:04:01,285 Be like old times, you know? 101 00:04:01,353 --> 00:04:03,922 Put somebody's finger in warm water while they're sleeping 102 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:06,057 or rub toothpaste all over their arms. 103 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,527 First of all, Shawn, we're not in our late 20s anymore. 104 00:04:08,594 --> 00:04:11,195 And secondly, as much as my heart goes out to you, 105 00:04:11,263 --> 00:04:13,765 Rachael and Max are staying with me until the house gets fumigated. 106 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:16,835 Oh, so you just get to play pretend family with an Indian princess 107 00:04:16,903 --> 00:04:18,537 while I'm stuck living on the streets 108 00:04:18,604 --> 00:04:20,405 like Jamie Foxx with an old cello? 109 00:04:20,472 --> 00:04:22,140 - Yes. - Hey. 110 00:04:22,207 --> 00:04:23,942 Hey, dad, what are you doing here? 111 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:26,077 Oh, just donating some stuff to the police league auction. 112 00:04:26,145 --> 00:04:27,746 - What's going on? - Shawn needs a place to stay. 113 00:04:27,813 --> 00:04:30,081 Well, you know my door's always open. 114 00:04:30,149 --> 00:04:31,149 Exactly, which is why I'm never 115 00:04:31,216 --> 00:04:32,984 setting foot in there again, 116 00:04:33,052 --> 00:04:35,353 ever since I saw you and my poor, unsuspecting mother-- 117 00:04:35,421 --> 00:04:37,221 - Making love? - Ugh! 118 00:04:37,289 --> 00:04:39,490 I died 10% inside. 119 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:41,125 Okay? I'm serious. 120 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:42,894 I can't feel my armpits anymore. 121 00:04:42,962 --> 00:04:45,396 Just look at this. Do you see this? Are you seeing this? 122 00:04:45,464 --> 00:04:47,131 I used to be ticklish under there. 123 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:50,635 All right, fine. 124 00:04:50,703 --> 00:04:54,439 What's this? 125 00:04:54,506 --> 00:04:58,409 "Roommate needed at palatial beachfront property." 126 00:04:58,477 --> 00:05:00,244 What? With unbelievably low rent. 127 00:05:00,312 --> 00:05:03,081 - What, are you kidding me? - Wow. 128 00:05:05,284 --> 00:05:07,919 You got the Wood-man. 129 00:05:07,987 --> 00:05:09,988 - Woody? - No. 130 00:05:10,056 --> 00:05:11,990 Hang up right now, Shawn. Hang up right now. 131 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:14,125 - Uh, hey, buddy. - Don't do it, Shawn. 132 00:05:14,193 --> 00:05:16,061 - Looking for a roommate I hear. - Don't do it. 133 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:18,063 Don't lie to me now. Is this really waterfront? 134 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:19,497 Oh, yeah. 135 00:05:19,565 --> 00:05:21,459 Oh, it's--it's gorgeous. 136 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:23,227 I got a 20,000 square foot backyard... 137 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:26,070 - 20,000 square feet. - I don't care. 138 00:05:26,071 --> 00:05:27,424 It's like an episode of Baywatch. 139 00:05:27,425 --> 00:05:29,708 That sounds beautiful and exactly what I need. 140 00:05:29,775 --> 00:05:31,076 - No, it's not. - Count me in. 141 00:05:31,143 --> 00:05:32,611 I'll see you in paradise, buddy. 142 00:05:32,678 --> 00:05:34,879 You got it. 143 00:05:34,947 --> 00:05:37,148 - Call me David Chokachi. - No. 144 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:38,817 - I'm living in a beach house. - With a middle-aged coroner. 145 00:05:38,884 --> 00:05:41,052 - In a beach house! - With a middle-aged coroner. 146 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,020 - In a-- - With a-- 147 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:43,121 - In-- - With a-- 148 00:05:43,188 --> 00:05:44,122 - Chokachi-- - Coroner. 149 00:05:44,189 --> 00:05:45,156 I'm not doing this with you 150 00:05:45,224 --> 00:05:47,092 - right now, man. - Fine. 151 00:05:48,728 --> 00:05:50,361 Move your ride, Phil. 152 00:05:50,429 --> 00:05:54,198 I gotta get this baby down to the beach ASAP. 153 00:06:10,349 --> 00:06:12,050 Hey, Jules. 154 00:06:12,118 --> 00:06:13,217 Hey. 155 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:16,955 Jules. 156 00:06:17,023 --> 00:06:19,423 Tough luck on the breakup there, Spencer. 157 00:06:19,491 --> 00:06:22,560 But, on a positive note, you won me 300 bucks. 158 00:06:22,628 --> 00:06:24,328 I bet Dobson you two wouldn't last. 159 00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:26,276 Oh, by the way, there's a cool "G" in it for you 160 00:06:26,331 --> 00:06:27,966 if you start batting for the other team. 161 00:06:28,034 --> 00:06:29,600 Think about it. 162 00:06:29,669 --> 00:06:31,402 The nerve of that guy. 163 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:32,904 So what's the plan? 164 00:06:32,972 --> 00:06:36,741 The plan is to win Jules back, obviously. 165 00:06:39,411 --> 00:06:41,512 Good luck, Shawn. 166 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,414 Shawn, it's not gonna work. 167 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:45,216 Oh, come on, Jules, just--just tell me 168 00:06:45,284 --> 00:06:47,385 I'm better company than Kimberly. 169 00:06:47,452 --> 00:06:49,532 She's, like, Buffalo Bill with a red bow in her hair. 170 00:06:49,588 --> 00:06:51,322 Yeah, well, Kimberly never called me back 171 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:52,924 thanks to your stories about Kathy, 172 00:06:52,992 --> 00:06:56,127 the vindictive poltergeist. 173 00:06:56,195 --> 00:06:57,829 That's fair. I did lie a little bit. 174 00:06:57,897 --> 00:06:59,397 So I'm going with this girl, Laura. 175 00:06:59,464 --> 00:07:01,399 - Laura? - Mm-hmm. 176 00:07:01,466 --> 00:07:03,634 - That's great. - I'm helping her move in later. 177 00:07:03,703 --> 00:07:06,537 That's awesome. 178 00:07:09,608 --> 00:07:11,342 - Jules. - Hmm? 179 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:13,812 First, I would like to sincerely apologize 180 00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:17,056 for everything I said about Kimberly. Sincerely. 181 00:07:17,176 --> 00:07:20,917 And second, I know why she didn't get back to you. 182 00:07:29,228 --> 00:07:32,363 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 183 00:07:32,431 --> 00:07:34,833 ♪ I know you know 184 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:35,967 ♪ that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 185 00:07:36,035 --> 00:07:38,136 ♪ I know you know 186 00:07:38,204 --> 00:07:39,871 ♪ they just don't have any proof ♪ 187 00:07:39,939 --> 00:07:40,939 ♪ Embrace the deception 188 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,607 ♪ learn how to bend ♪ 189 00:07:42,674 --> 00:07:44,842 ♪ your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 190 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:48,310 7x09 Juliet Wears The Pantsuit 191 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:52,335 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com 192 00:07:54,162 --> 00:07:56,296 - Hey, roomie. - Hey. 193 00:07:56,364 --> 00:07:58,169 You wearing my sneakers? 194 00:07:58,289 --> 00:08:00,600 No! Well, one of them. 195 00:08:00,668 --> 00:08:02,369 It's a new look I'm going for. 196 00:08:02,436 --> 00:08:04,104 I call it "The Sn-oafer." 197 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:05,372 "Sn-oafer"? 198 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:06,907 Yeah, business on the left, 199 00:08:06,975 --> 00:08:08,408 party on the right. 200 00:08:08,476 --> 00:08:10,210 It's like a footwear mullet. 201 00:08:10,278 --> 00:08:11,644 I call it crazy. 202 00:08:11,712 --> 00:08:14,614 Lassie, you have, uh... 203 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:15,883 you have an extra room, don't you? 204 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:17,584 Yeah, it's being painted. 205 00:08:17,651 --> 00:08:19,686 And mom and Althea are in the bomb shelter. 206 00:08:19,754 --> 00:08:20,787 Oh, that reminds me, the airstream 207 00:08:20,855 --> 00:08:21,922 is currently experiencing 208 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:23,390 some plumbing issues, 209 00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:24,691 so for the next two weeks, 210 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,227 if it's yellow, let it mellow, 211 00:08:27,295 --> 00:08:29,963 and if it's brown, you're gonna wanna scoop it out, 212 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,398 bag it, and dispose of it somewhere else. 213 00:08:31,465 --> 00:08:33,500 No. No, Gus, you have to help me. 214 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:35,369 - I can't scoop my own poo. - I told you. 215 00:08:35,436 --> 00:08:36,703 No, I need you. Let me stay in the house. 216 00:08:36,771 --> 00:08:37,771 Let me stay in Rachael's house, 217 00:08:37,838 --> 00:08:39,839 uh, in the fumigation tent. 218 00:08:39,908 --> 00:08:41,208 - Don't be ridiculous, Shawn. - I'm not being ridiculous. 219 00:08:41,276 --> 00:08:42,436 - You heard what he s-- - Now. 220 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:44,577 As for this one, cause of death 221 00:08:44,645 --> 00:08:48,081 was acute blunt force trauma to the head. 222 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:49,549 The lack of blood at the crime scene 223 00:08:49,617 --> 00:08:51,251 would indicate that she was murdered elsewhere 224 00:08:51,319 --> 00:08:52,953 and then moved, which would also explain 225 00:08:53,021 --> 00:08:56,523 why she had no ID on her. 226 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:58,558 Hey O'Hara, I thought you were taking a personal day. 227 00:08:58,626 --> 00:09:00,527 Well, this was a potential roommate of mine, 228 00:09:00,594 --> 00:09:02,930 so I thought I'd come down and help any way I can. 229 00:09:02,997 --> 00:09:05,198 A name would be great. 230 00:09:05,266 --> 00:09:07,034 Kimberly. 231 00:09:07,101 --> 00:09:10,337 - Did you get a last name? - No, I didn't. 232 00:09:10,405 --> 00:09:11,771 Well that's some pretty serious 233 00:09:11,839 --> 00:09:13,373 Herman Cain-style vetting there, Jules. 234 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:15,042 It was a quick meet to see if we clicked. 235 00:09:15,043 --> 00:09:16,283 I was gonna check her background 236 00:09:16,311 --> 00:09:17,644 after she brought back the application. 237 00:09:17,711 --> 00:09:18,878 Did you at least get a phone number? 238 00:09:18,947 --> 00:09:20,447 No, uh, just an email address, 239 00:09:20,514 --> 00:09:21,748 but it was a dead end. 240 00:09:21,816 --> 00:09:23,550 What can you give us? 241 00:09:23,617 --> 00:09:26,786 Well, she was allergic to cats, she liked bluegrass-- 242 00:09:26,854 --> 00:09:28,521 Whoa, she liked bluegrass? 243 00:09:28,589 --> 00:09:30,657 I think we can probably just forego the DNA testing. 244 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,625 Don't you guys? 245 00:09:32,693 --> 00:09:34,627 Come on, Jules, I get it. 246 00:09:34,695 --> 00:09:38,165 You're feeling reckless, maybe a little bit crazy. 247 00:09:38,232 --> 00:09:39,833 But don't you think it would be nice 248 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,402 if there was someone hanging around the house 249 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:44,204 who could remind you to be a little more cautious? 250 00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:46,539 Maybe someone man-like 251 00:09:46,607 --> 00:09:50,978 with kind hair and soft, full lips? 252 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:52,846 I appreciate your concern for my well-being, 253 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,515 but I can take care of myself. 254 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,250 Though I should do a better job 255 00:09:57,318 --> 00:10:01,121 of figuring out who people really are. 256 00:10:03,891 --> 00:10:06,726 Let me know what I can do. 257 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:16,803 You can take care of me, Shawn. 258 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:23,210 Look at this space. It's enormous. 259 00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:25,812 Oh, thank you. That's so sweet. 260 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,315 By the way, I love that locket. 261 00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:30,350 It's like something out of an Emily Bronte novel. 262 00:10:30,418 --> 00:10:32,685 Thanks, it was my great grandmother's. 263 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:35,088 Aw. 264 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:39,159 This is, uh, this is me and my mom. 265 00:10:39,227 --> 00:10:41,028 I haven't seen her in a really long time, 266 00:10:41,095 --> 00:10:45,365 so this is how I keep her close. 267 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,734 I'm sorry, I-I'm such a crier. 268 00:10:47,801 --> 00:10:49,369 No, no, it's fine. 269 00:10:49,437 --> 00:10:51,471 I've been doing my share of that lately as well. 270 00:10:51,539 --> 00:10:53,306 Hey, we should go to Chillerz tonight, 271 00:10:53,374 --> 00:10:55,575 you know, be each other's wingwoman if the mood strikes. 272 00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:57,310 I would love to do that, 273 00:10:57,378 --> 00:10:59,379 but I just got out of a complicated relationship, 274 00:10:59,447 --> 00:11:00,747 so I'm not really into meeting people. 275 00:11:00,814 --> 00:11:03,583 I was in a serious relationship once, 276 00:11:03,651 --> 00:11:06,053 and it was a nightmare. 277 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,754 So what happened with your guy? 278 00:11:07,821 --> 00:11:11,691 Let's just say Shawn had some issues with the truth. 279 00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:12,759 Hey, ladies. 280 00:11:12,826 --> 00:11:14,494 Oh, my God. 281 00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:17,730 Uh, Shawn, you can't just show up here unannounced. 282 00:11:17,798 --> 00:11:19,918 I thought I had visitation rights with my froot loops. 283 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:24,237 I mean, our froot loops. Look at 'em. 284 00:11:24,305 --> 00:11:25,305 They grow up so fast. 285 00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:27,541 Wait, that's your ex? 286 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,042 You know what? I think I will have a drink 287 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:31,010 with you tonight. Mm-hmm. At Chillerz. Yep. 288 00:11:31,079 --> 00:11:32,279 Chillerz? You know that place 289 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,880 ends with a "Z," not an "S", right? 290 00:11:33,948 --> 00:11:36,149 I've also heard that they make their potato skins 291 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,684 with human skin. 292 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:39,619 - Ew. - Hmm. 293 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:42,055 - You must be Laura. - Hi. 294 00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:47,026 - It is so nice to meet you. - Likewise. 295 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:51,298 Uh, I'm sensing you used to be a hipster or a hippie, 296 00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:52,865 or maybe a little bit of both. 297 00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:54,767 That is so awesome that you know that. 298 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:58,071 Yeah, Shawn, I mean, it's like you're psychic or something. 299 00:11:58,139 --> 00:12:02,442 Or something. 300 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,177 Well I have a ton of errands so, J, 301 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,546 I will see you tonight at Chillerz. 302 00:12:06,614 --> 00:12:08,848 Bye. 303 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,484 I can't believe I get to live here. 304 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:12,452 Even I'm jealous of me. 305 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,222 Bye-bye. 306 00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:18,992 "Even I'm jealous of me"? schizoid. 307 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:22,662 Nice 'tude. Clearly, she's not gonna work out. 308 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,531 Laura is great and you know it. 309 00:12:24,599 --> 00:12:26,959 You just came by here to find something wrong with her and-- 310 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:29,369 Oh, my God, we must talk about boundaries. 311 00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:32,839 Jules, I'm here to talk about the case--scout's honor. 312 00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:36,709 The bluegrass lead hasn't quite bared as much fruit 313 00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:38,145 as I had hoped, so can you remember 314 00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:39,513 her saying anything else? 315 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,114 Yes, that she liked Bikram yoga 316 00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:42,682 and I'm having Lassiter check it. 317 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,484 How dare you be sitting 318 00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:46,019 on such an important piece of information. 319 00:12:46,086 --> 00:12:47,654 What are you gonna do? 320 00:12:47,721 --> 00:12:49,589 You gonna go visit every yoga studio in town? 321 00:12:49,657 --> 00:12:53,393 No, because there's only one. 322 00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:59,899 What did you think of Julia's roommate? 323 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,301 I think she's weird. 324 00:13:01,369 --> 00:13:02,935 I also think she has the hots for me. 325 00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:04,804 You do realize you're the last person on earth 326 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:07,641 who says "the hots" with zero irony in your voice, right? 327 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,709 Okay, fine, she has the hubba-hubbas for me. 328 00:13:09,777 --> 00:13:11,478 All right, class is starting everybody. 329 00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:13,713 Please put your stuff into your lockers. 330 00:13:13,781 --> 00:13:15,448 Excuse us, we'd like to ask you 331 00:13:15,516 --> 00:13:17,284 a few questions about one of your students. 332 00:13:17,351 --> 00:13:19,452 - I'm about to teach class. - How about after? 333 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,488 I've got back-to-back classes all day. Sorry. 334 00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:24,957 Why don't you try me tomorrow? 335 00:13:25,025 --> 00:13:26,125 - You know what we have to-- - No. 336 00:13:26,194 --> 00:13:27,561 - Yes. - No. 337 00:13:27,628 --> 00:13:28,628 - How else are we-- - No, no, no, Shawn. 338 00:13:28,696 --> 00:13:30,129 - Yes, yes, yes. - No. 339 00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:31,698 - No. - Yes--Shawn! 340 00:13:31,765 --> 00:13:32,932 - I won. - Man. 341 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,701 Yeah. 342 00:13:34,768 --> 00:13:35,768 Now plant your palms, take a deep inhale, 343 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,704 and lift your heart. 344 00:13:37,771 --> 00:13:40,773 Good. Cobra pose. Shoulders back. 345 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,776 Yeah, relax your face. 346 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,714 It's gotta be 100 degrees in here. 347 00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:49,982 105 actually. 348 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:53,553 Bikram uses heat to allow for deeper stretching. 349 00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:54,621 Now let's begin a slow transition 350 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,956 from cobra into locust. 351 00:14:01,662 --> 00:14:02,596 I got cobra! 352 00:14:02,663 --> 00:14:05,432 I'm a cobra. 353 00:14:08,336 --> 00:14:09,836 Um... 354 00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:11,671 - I have a quarter locust. - Um... 355 00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:12,899 I have a quarter of a locust. 356 00:14:12,906 --> 00:14:14,507 Please, help me. I'm afraid. 357 00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:16,610 Okay. Here. 358 00:14:16,677 --> 00:14:17,877 I can't control my ass. 359 00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:20,146 I can't control my ass. 360 00:14:21,449 --> 00:14:22,349 Okay, okay, you know what? 361 00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:23,750 If I answer your question, 362 00:14:23,817 --> 00:14:25,051 will you stop trying to ruin my class? 363 00:14:25,119 --> 00:14:27,019 Yes, perhaps. 364 00:14:27,087 --> 00:14:30,323 Have you taught a dark-haired girl named Kimberly? 365 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,958 Yeah, she's a regular. 366 00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:34,394 Really? What else can you tell me about her? 367 00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:35,595 I don't know, she's super sweet, 368 00:14:35,663 --> 00:14:37,397 she walks to class every day, 369 00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:39,733 lives in the building close by, the Ivanhoe. 370 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,601 The Ivanhoe? 371 00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:43,670 Let's bounce, Gus. 372 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,874 Gus, come on. 373 00:14:47,941 --> 00:14:50,644 Gus, get up, get up. 374 00:14:50,711 --> 00:14:52,912 Gus? 375 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:55,515 I'm a little parched, but I feel great. 376 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,817 That's because you just slept for 20 minutes. 377 00:14:57,885 --> 00:15:00,387 - Shawn? - Oh, hey. 378 00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:01,621 Hi, I'm Laura. 379 00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:06,092 I--I, um, uh... um. 380 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,194 - I didn't know you did Bikram. - Uh, yeah. 381 00:15:08,262 --> 00:15:11,798 A variation where you wear all your clothes and your shoes. 382 00:15:11,865 --> 00:15:13,733 That's why your skin's so clean. 383 00:15:13,801 --> 00:15:15,101 It is, isn't it? 384 00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:16,449 Yeah, you're, like, glistening. 385 00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:18,070 I think I'm just hot from class. 386 00:15:18,138 --> 00:15:20,440 Hey, we should take a yoga class together sometime. 387 00:15:20,508 --> 00:15:22,642 I'm still pretty into being Juliet's mat-mate. 388 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:24,344 Oh, yeah, well, who wouldn't be? 389 00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,679 I mean, she's awesome, right? 390 00:15:25,746 --> 00:15:27,113 So together and easygoing. 391 00:15:27,181 --> 00:15:28,782 - We should go. - Okay. 392 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:31,217 Well, awesome. It was so random running into you. 393 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:32,752 - Right? - Yeah. 394 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,287 - Awesome. - Sweat it out. 395 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:36,723 - Bye, Shawn. - Uh-huh. 396 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:37,831 Random? Are you kidding me? 397 00:15:37,858 --> 00:15:39,426 She has the hubba-hubbas for me. 398 00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:41,027 Whatevs. If I don't get some electrolytes 399 00:15:41,094 --> 00:15:42,696 into my system soon, 400 00:15:42,763 --> 00:15:44,364 I'm gonna go into renal failure. 401 00:15:44,432 --> 00:15:47,233 - I could eat. - Yeah. 402 00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:57,644 All right. 403 00:16:06,687 --> 00:16:08,822 Hello there... Dave. 404 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,156 We're from the Santa Barbara Police Department. 405 00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:11,891 I am psychic detective Shawn Spencer. 406 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,893 This is my partner, Blue Ivy Carter. 407 00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:15,294 Waah! No pictures. 408 00:16:15,363 --> 00:16:16,696 I'd like to ask a few questions 409 00:16:16,764 --> 00:16:17,930 about one of your tenants. 410 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:19,131 Her name's Kimberly. 411 00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:20,600 Yeah, I re--I remember her. 412 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:22,902 She lived with that tasty gal, Wendy. 413 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:25,071 Mm, where is this tasty gal, Wendy? 414 00:16:25,138 --> 00:16:26,606 Man, now I want a frosty. 415 00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:28,708 - Or some chili. - And some biggie fries. What? 416 00:16:28,776 --> 00:16:29,942 Why are you making that creepy face? 417 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,578 - What? - Oh, they moved out. 418 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,645 Their lease ended. 419 00:16:32,713 --> 00:16:34,347 Do you know her last name? 420 00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:37,584 Yeah, it was, uh, Gale or Goldfarb. 421 00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:39,252 - Goldfarb. - Goldfarb? 422 00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,921 Gilliam. 423 00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,923 Gilliam. Yeah. 424 00:16:43,991 --> 00:16:46,426 Wow, I can see that you are a master at your craft. 425 00:16:46,494 --> 00:16:48,628 Gotta love what you do. 426 00:16:48,696 --> 00:16:49,829 I hear that. 427 00:16:49,897 --> 00:16:50,963 How about you just show us 428 00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:53,833 - the apartment? - Yeah. 429 00:17:12,486 --> 00:17:17,089 Well, now we know where Kimberly was killed. 430 00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:21,461 All right, we're analyzing the blood for a match, 431 00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:23,596 but if my instincts are as strong as my belief 432 00:17:23,664 --> 00:17:26,733 that climate change is a hoax, it'll be Kimberly's. 433 00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:28,167 This is ugly. 434 00:17:28,235 --> 00:17:32,004 Whoever killed Kimberly is one bad dude. 435 00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:40,080 You know, I'm sensing that you used to be 436 00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:42,715 a hipster or a hippie, or maybe a little bit of both. 437 00:17:42,783 --> 00:17:46,218 Or dudette. 438 00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,456 Where the hell is Chillerz? 439 00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:52,358 I know. 440 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,129 Dude, I still don't get it. 441 00:17:57,197 --> 00:17:58,531 The nose ring found 442 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,899 on the floor of Kimberly's apartment 443 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,634 belonged to Laura. 444 00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:02,936 It was her, Gus. 445 00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:04,671 - Laura killed Kimberly. - Why? 446 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:05,905 I've never seen a person more in love 447 00:18:05,973 --> 00:18:07,373 with an apartment than Laura. 448 00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,476 Those hardwood floors made her thighs sweat. 449 00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:11,277 She wanted to live there so bad 450 00:18:11,345 --> 00:18:13,847 that she killed Juliet's first choice of roommates 451 00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:15,748 - to make it happen. - That theory is whacked. 452 00:18:15,816 --> 00:18:17,550 If that's true, then she's a hall of famer nutjob. 453 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,352 First ballot. 454 00:18:19,419 --> 00:18:21,354 In fact, I'm surprised you haven't dated her. 455 00:18:23,123 --> 00:18:25,358 That's Jules. 456 00:18:25,425 --> 00:18:27,560 And she's flirting with those dudes. 457 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,896 This is not happening. 458 00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,486 Okay, boys, chop chop. 459 00:18:31,606 --> 00:18:32,626 I think I'll take it from here. 460 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:35,702 - What are you do-- - Shawn? 461 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:39,606 We have gotta stop running into each other like this. 462 00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:45,967 So what do you think of my new look? 463 00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:49,121 It's good. Yeah--no. It's good. 464 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,744 I've been partial to this look for years now. 465 00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:54,084 Well, I always wanted to be this blonde, so I thought 466 00:18:54,204 --> 00:18:55,971 "What the hell," and I just went for it. 467 00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,740 - It feels so fresh. - It is fresh. 468 00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:00,842 It's crazy fresh. 469 00:19:00,911 --> 00:19:02,311 - So what are you guys drinking? - Zimas. 470 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,980 They stopped making those four years ago. 471 00:19:05,048 --> 00:19:07,482 Yeah, we stockpiled. They're in the car. 472 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,818 - We should go get them. - That's a great call. 473 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:12,087 We'll be back. Well, we-- 474 00:19:12,155 --> 00:19:13,522 In related news, police are reporting 475 00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,824 that a local woman, Kimberly Guerin, 476 00:19:15,892 --> 00:19:18,127 was killed in her apartment here at the Ivanhoe 477 00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:20,762 and then moved to a field nearby. 478 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,498 There are no suspects at this time. 479 00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:25,334 We do have the building manager standing by. 480 00:19:25,402 --> 00:19:26,335 Dave, could you come on over? 481 00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:27,436 That is insane. 482 00:19:27,503 --> 00:19:29,504 I gotta call Jules. 483 00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:33,149 Hey, what are y-- what are you guys doing here? 484 00:19:33,176 --> 00:19:36,278 Hey. Hey, hey. 485 00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:39,381 Laura has gone full Single White Female 486 00:19:39,449 --> 00:19:41,783 and as the Steven Weber to your Bridget Fonda, 487 00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,453 I am seconds away from taking a stiletto to the eyeball. 488 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,221 And everyone knows that's the psycho deathblow. 489 00:19:46,289 --> 00:19:48,490 What on earth are you guys talking about? 490 00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:50,326 Laura killed Kimberly so that you would pick her 491 00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:51,560 to be your roommate instead. 492 00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:53,195 That is absurd and you know it! 493 00:19:53,263 --> 00:19:54,529 - Oh, yeah? - Really? 494 00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:56,365 Feast your eyes on your evil twin. 495 00:19:56,433 --> 00:20:00,802 It's like looking into a funhouse mirror, isn't it? 496 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,504 What-- 497 00:20:02,572 --> 00:20:03,638 Shawn, if this is another one of your stall tactics, 498 00:20:03,706 --> 00:20:05,441 they have got to stop. 499 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,309 Excuse me, ma'am, you forgot your bag at the bar. 500 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:09,078 Thank you so much. 501 00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:12,014 See? You see? Even the waitresses can't tell you apart. 502 00:20:12,082 --> 00:20:13,648 Oh, my God, she must have six IDs here with different names. 503 00:20:13,716 --> 00:20:15,156 Yeah, one for each voice in her head. 504 00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:16,618 She's an identity thief. 505 00:20:16,686 --> 00:20:18,166 - With a key to my house. - Our house, 506 00:20:18,188 --> 00:20:21,390 - in the middle of our street. - We gotta go. 507 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:24,793 All of my clothes are gone. 508 00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:27,463 All of them but this. This! 509 00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:30,765 I guess there is a silver lining to every tragedy. 510 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:31,900 Wendy, we've heard this name before. 511 00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:34,003 Wendy? 512 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:36,538 She lived with that tasty gal, Wendy. 513 00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:40,075 Kimberly's building manager. 514 00:20:40,143 --> 00:20:42,077 Kimberly's roommate must have been Laura 515 00:20:42,145 --> 00:20:44,579 using the alias "Wendy... 516 00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,848 Spits-It-Out-Snuggle-Stein." 517 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,484 - Spitznagle. It's German. - You're German. 518 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,019 - Your mama's German. - Your weenie's German. 519 00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:51,320 - Stop it, Shawn. - That's disturbing. 520 00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,755 No, this is pure psycho. 521 00:20:53,823 --> 00:20:56,658 Now Wendy/Laura moved in with Kimberly, 522 00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:58,593 stole her identity, and killed her. 523 00:20:58,661 --> 00:21:01,063 And she was probably planning on doing the same thing to you. 524 00:21:01,131 --> 00:21:04,199 On an unrelated note, she had the hubba-hubbas for me. 525 00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:06,868 Yeah, I think she had those for a lot of guys, Shawn. 526 00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:08,904 No, I think it was something very specific about me, 527 00:21:08,971 --> 00:21:10,539 maybe my massive pheromones. 528 00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:14,309 Hello? 529 00:21:14,377 --> 00:21:16,078 Hey, party boy, let me guess. 530 00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:18,747 You met Laura earlier at Chillerz with a "Z." 531 00:21:18,814 --> 00:21:21,016 Yeah. She gave me her deets. 532 00:21:21,084 --> 00:21:22,684 Suggested I come by later. 533 00:21:22,752 --> 00:21:24,286 Well, I hate to break it to you, 534 00:21:24,354 --> 00:21:25,787 but she gives her "deets" to a lot of guys. 535 00:21:25,855 --> 00:21:27,856 Plus, she's a murderer. 536 00:21:27,924 --> 00:21:31,026 Wow. 537 00:21:31,094 --> 00:21:32,327 Are you single? 538 00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:36,231 - No. No, she isn't. - Okay. 539 00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:38,067 This got awkward. 540 00:21:38,134 --> 00:21:39,901 It is a little awkward. 541 00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:42,171 - I'm gonna go. - Yeah. 542 00:21:42,238 --> 00:21:43,539 Yep. 543 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,441 Well, it's getting pretty late. 544 00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:47,876 Gus should probably go home and I'll, uh, be crashing here 545 00:21:47,944 --> 00:21:49,044 just in case Jennifer Jason Leigh 546 00:21:49,112 --> 00:21:50,079 decides to come back. 547 00:21:50,146 --> 00:21:51,680 Nice try, Shawn. 548 00:21:51,747 --> 00:21:53,348 You're not staying here alone. Absolutely not. 549 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:55,784 Stop. I am armed. I am trained. 550 00:21:55,851 --> 00:21:57,519 I can take care of myself. 551 00:21:57,587 --> 00:22:00,789 I know. Just promise me you'll be extra careful. 552 00:22:00,856 --> 00:22:03,692 I promise. 553 00:22:09,031 --> 00:22:10,466 Oh, my God. 554 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:14,303 See you this weekend, little dude. 555 00:22:16,406 --> 00:22:20,509 - Woody, uh, what, uh-- - Hey, you made it. 556 00:22:20,577 --> 00:22:21,617 Sorry about the confusion. 557 00:22:21,677 --> 00:22:23,011 I had to relocate quickly. 558 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:24,679 What happened to the beach, man? 559 00:22:24,747 --> 00:22:27,516 First I had to move the airstream to a nearby park 560 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:29,884 because beach patrol has a zero tolerance policy 561 00:22:29,952 --> 00:22:32,020 on lightning rods and amateur glass-blowing. 562 00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:33,768 - What about the pros? - No, pros are okay. 563 00:22:33,789 --> 00:22:36,191 Then I had to move here because people at the park 564 00:22:36,259 --> 00:22:37,826 kept lining up at the window to order food. 565 00:22:37,893 --> 00:22:40,429 I made 40 bucks slinging PB&Js and then split. 566 00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:43,532 Woody, we're in an alley next to the landfill. 567 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,467 You are right, but don't worry, buddy. 568 00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:47,376 I've got something that's gonna make up for it. 569 00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:49,605 You fixed the toilet? 570 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,741 Better. 571 00:22:52,808 --> 00:22:55,144 I wrastled up a couple of cougars from the Owl's Nest, 572 00:22:55,211 --> 00:22:57,045 the hottest dive bar in town. 573 00:22:57,113 --> 00:23:00,516 Maylene, Thumper, this is my roomie, Shawn. 574 00:23:01,618 --> 00:23:02,751 Hi, Don. 575 00:23:02,818 --> 00:23:06,188 Oh... 576 00:23:06,256 --> 00:23:07,689 Hell no. 577 00:23:07,757 --> 00:23:09,491 Come on, roomie. 578 00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:11,360 Fall on the grenade for me so I can have the other one. 579 00:23:11,427 --> 00:23:15,864 Which one is the grenade? 580 00:23:15,931 --> 00:23:18,267 I don't remember. 581 00:23:18,334 --> 00:23:21,770 Woody, as enticing as this offer is, I'm not Tom Sizemore. 582 00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:25,006 Plus I'm still a little hung up on Jules. 583 00:23:25,074 --> 00:23:26,834 I don't know how to break this to you, Shawn, 584 00:23:26,842 --> 00:23:29,778 but I'm pretty sure I saw Juliet at the Owl's Nest. 585 00:23:29,845 --> 00:23:31,680 She was chatting up all kinds of guys. 586 00:23:31,747 --> 00:23:37,419 That's impossible, she's at home, I just--Laura. 587 00:23:37,487 --> 00:23:39,321 - Laura! - Ow. 588 00:23:39,389 --> 00:23:40,822 I gotta call Jules. I gotta-- 589 00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:42,324 I gotta tell her to get over there. 590 00:23:42,392 --> 00:23:44,426 Right. You got it, roomie. 591 00:23:44,494 --> 00:23:47,062 Wish me luck. 592 00:23:47,129 --> 00:23:48,297 Okay, ladies. 593 00:23:48,364 --> 00:23:49,665 Let's talk safe words. 594 00:23:58,241 --> 00:24:01,677 What a pathetic juke joint. 595 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:05,480 This is where desperate, lonely people come to die. 596 00:24:05,548 --> 00:24:08,684 One scratchy spin of Against The Wind at a time. 597 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,452 Henry? 598 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,455 When did they turn this over from an Applebee's? 599 00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:14,756 I must be at the wrong spot. 600 00:24:14,824 --> 00:24:16,791 Henry. 601 00:24:16,859 --> 00:24:18,059 I've never met that guy. 602 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:19,628 The usual? 603 00:24:19,696 --> 00:24:21,336 You must be thinking of a different Henry. 604 00:24:21,364 --> 00:24:24,299 - One Henry Spencer coming up. - Really? 605 00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,201 This is what retirement looks like? 606 00:24:26,269 --> 00:24:27,836 I took a bullet to the chest, Carlton. 607 00:24:27,903 --> 00:24:29,571 I'm gonna start living life, and I don't need 608 00:24:29,639 --> 00:24:31,840 judgmental crap spewing out of your happily married ass. 609 00:24:31,907 --> 00:24:35,477 Okay? Speaking of which, Juliet, 610 00:24:35,545 --> 00:24:40,249 I'm so sorry about you and Shawn. Really. 611 00:24:40,316 --> 00:24:43,719 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some flirting to do. 612 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,689 These Spencers are such a tragic pair. 613 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:49,658 One's picking up butts in this ashtray 614 00:24:49,726 --> 00:24:51,860 and the other's wasting our time on a bad lead. 615 00:24:51,927 --> 00:24:55,530 Laura's not even here. 616 00:24:55,598 --> 00:24:59,834 Wait, I have an idea. 617 00:24:59,902 --> 00:25:04,573 Hey, so, I totally forgot to pay my tab before I left. 618 00:25:04,641 --> 00:25:06,742 No, babe, you gave me cash. 619 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:07,709 You back for more? 620 00:25:07,777 --> 00:25:10,145 Where did I go after? 621 00:25:10,212 --> 00:25:12,748 How drunk are you? 622 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:15,284 - Out back. - Okay. 623 00:25:17,253 --> 00:25:20,455 You should probably just walk away. 624 00:25:20,523 --> 00:25:24,359 Best day off. Ever. 625 00:25:29,865 --> 00:25:33,735 That's Laura! Let's go. 626 00:25:52,288 --> 00:25:55,724 I see her up ahead. 627 00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:58,259 Detectives Lassiter and O'Hara in pursuit of a white jeep 628 00:25:58,328 --> 00:26:00,094 heading southbound on Roland Road, 629 00:26:00,162 --> 00:26:03,898 requesting backup for a felony stop. 630 00:26:10,373 --> 00:26:11,653 She's driving like a mad woman. 631 00:26:11,674 --> 00:26:13,274 How many drinks did she have? 632 00:26:13,343 --> 00:26:17,078 Stay on her tail. She's still within reach. 633 00:26:21,016 --> 00:26:22,150 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 634 00:26:22,218 --> 00:26:25,821 Whoa! Who the hell is this maniac? 635 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:26,848 They're chasing her too! 636 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:29,725 Go get 'em. 637 00:26:35,732 --> 00:26:36,698 Where the hell did they go? 638 00:26:36,766 --> 00:26:38,199 Damn it! 639 00:26:38,267 --> 00:26:41,636 Take that road up there to the right. 640 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,340 Oh, my God. 641 00:26:45,408 --> 00:26:48,109 Someone went over the bridge. 642 00:27:08,074 --> 00:27:12,380 That is when the black SUV cut us off. 643 00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:33,760 - What the-- - Not a word. 644 00:27:33,828 --> 00:27:35,061 It's all I have to wear. 645 00:27:35,129 --> 00:27:38,231 Wow. 646 00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:41,435 Anyway, uh, her body was never found, 647 00:27:41,502 --> 00:27:42,703 so she must have been ejected 648 00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:44,003 through the windshield upon impact. 649 00:27:44,071 --> 00:27:45,238 The only thing we found in the car 650 00:27:45,306 --> 00:27:47,741 was this lady-type pantsuit jacket. 651 00:27:47,809 --> 00:27:51,044 - Looks like one of yours, O'Hara. - Well, that's because it is. 652 00:27:51,111 --> 00:27:52,646 - Right. - Mm. 653 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,047 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 654 00:27:54,114 --> 00:27:55,515 I think Ms. Buck's thieving past 655 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,250 has finally come back to bite her in the ass. 656 00:27:57,318 --> 00:27:59,619 Grifters always have legions of enemies, 657 00:27:59,687 --> 00:28:00,987 and I'm guessing the driver of this black Ford 658 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,522 was leader of the pack. 659 00:28:02,590 --> 00:28:04,310 They forced her off the road to get revenge. 660 00:28:04,325 --> 00:28:05,925 All right, I'm gonna examine 661 00:28:05,993 --> 00:28:07,361 all of Laura's fake IDs 662 00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:08,695 and track down her former roommates. 663 00:28:08,763 --> 00:28:10,096 Maybe one of them was the driver. 664 00:28:10,164 --> 00:28:13,299 It could at least fill in some blanks. 665 00:28:13,368 --> 00:28:16,703 Hey, Lassie, run that dash cam footage back. 666 00:28:16,771 --> 00:28:20,240 Stop there. 667 00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:24,478 I swear I've seen that car before. 668 00:28:25,613 --> 00:28:28,248 Hello there... Dave. 669 00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:33,219 Dude, we gotta go talk to that landlord again. 670 00:28:33,287 --> 00:28:34,988 It could be him. 671 00:28:35,055 --> 00:28:38,324 So Dave iced Kimberly, 672 00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:40,460 Laura found out and then Dave ran her right off the road. 673 00:28:40,528 --> 00:28:42,662 Why did you wait till now to tell me this in the hallway? 674 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:44,798 'Cause on the way over we were singing Levert. 675 00:28:44,866 --> 00:28:48,902 - It was Houdini, Shawn. - Man, you don't know who. 676 00:28:48,969 --> 00:28:51,070 - You guys? - Dave. 677 00:28:51,138 --> 00:28:53,379 Sorry to interrupt you from being drunk and super sloppy, 678 00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,074 but we have one more question. 679 00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:56,943 Do you drive a black Ford? 680 00:28:57,011 --> 00:28:58,745 The only thing I drive is that Schwinn. 681 00:28:58,813 --> 00:29:01,581 My license got revoked back in the Reagan administration. 682 00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:03,884 Do you know how many years ago that was? 683 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:07,788 That was, like... 684 00:29:07,855 --> 00:29:08,988 Don't--don't hurt yourself, Dave. 685 00:29:09,056 --> 00:29:09,923 - Wow. - He's not our guy. 686 00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:11,491 No. So by chance, 687 00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:12,959 do you have any more info on Wendy? 688 00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:15,729 No. Oh, just some leftover mail 689 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,230 that was delivered today. 690 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,499 Let's see here. 691 00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:23,036 No. No. This looks like a phone bill. 692 00:29:23,103 --> 00:29:24,638 Dude, what are you doing? 693 00:29:24,705 --> 00:29:27,641 You're about to commit a federal crime. 694 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,976 Dave, my man, open this puppy for me, huh? 695 00:29:30,044 --> 00:29:31,244 - Yeah. - Get in there, son. 696 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:34,147 All up in there. 697 00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,786 Bunch of calls to a 501 number. 698 00:29:39,854 --> 00:29:43,356 - What the hell is that? - Little Rock, Arkansas. 699 00:29:43,424 --> 00:29:45,592 What? One of my favorite bathroom reads 700 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:46,560 is areas and zips. 701 00:29:46,627 --> 00:29:48,462 Codes for code lovers. 702 00:29:48,529 --> 00:29:51,798 Wow, I thought I was lonely. 703 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,301 Laynie, I'm so sorry we got cut off. 704 00:29:55,369 --> 00:29:56,970 - Did you find the locket? - Who is this? 705 00:30:01,609 --> 00:30:03,743 - So Laura is still alive? - Yes. 706 00:30:03,811 --> 00:30:04,778 How do you know? 707 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,113 Well I had a-a vision 708 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,582 that one of her old phone bills 709 00:30:08,649 --> 00:30:09,516 was still lying around her apartment building. 710 00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:11,184 So we looked into it 711 00:30:11,251 --> 00:30:12,652 and discovered that a bunch of calls were made 712 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,787 from a 501 area code. 713 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,755 We called the number 714 00:30:15,823 --> 00:30:17,357 and a very concerned woman answered, 715 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,759 indicating that she'd just spoken to Laura. 716 00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:21,747 Which means she's still alive because dead people 717 00:30:21,762 --> 00:30:24,097 only talk on the phone in movies. 718 00:30:24,164 --> 00:30:26,500 Like Cuba Gooding Jr. in Radio. 719 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,001 No, that's not right, that's not what that film is about. 720 00:30:28,068 --> 00:30:29,803 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Radio is about 721 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:32,038 a mentally challenged character with huge veneers 722 00:30:32,106 --> 00:30:33,740 - who wanted to play football. - Oh. 723 00:30:33,808 --> 00:30:36,209 Guys, how do you explain what happened on the bridge? 724 00:30:36,276 --> 00:30:39,278 Well, for starters, she didn't get run off the bridge. 725 00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:40,614 If the black Ford had driven her off, 726 00:30:40,681 --> 00:30:41,982 then there would have been damage 727 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:46,987 on both sides of the jeep. 728 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,588 Which there wasn't. 729 00:30:48,656 --> 00:30:50,189 She wanted everyone to think she had died. 730 00:30:50,257 --> 00:30:52,826 So she went out, she got liquored up in a public setting 731 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,395 and she drove that jeep off the bridge herself. 732 00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:58,164 Intentionally. 733 00:31:05,372 --> 00:31:08,842 Presumed dead, she's free to move on to her next scam. 734 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:11,044 Wow, Shawn, 735 00:31:11,111 --> 00:31:14,447 uh, saying that your vision is correct, 736 00:31:14,515 --> 00:31:15,982 where do you think Laura is now? 737 00:31:16,050 --> 00:31:17,918 Good question, but here's the thing. 738 00:31:17,985 --> 00:31:20,219 - Her name's not Laura. - Nope. 739 00:31:20,287 --> 00:31:22,607 That very concerned woman on the phone lives in Arkansas. 740 00:31:22,657 --> 00:31:24,925 So guess who else probably lived there at some point. 741 00:31:24,992 --> 00:31:27,060 - Laura. - Ding ding ding ding ding. 742 00:31:27,127 --> 00:31:29,429 Whose name really isn't Laura. 743 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:33,299 And guess what the woman on the phone called her. 744 00:31:33,367 --> 00:31:35,201 Laynie. She called her Laynie. 745 00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:38,137 Which is probably her real name. 746 00:31:38,205 --> 00:31:39,573 All right, I'll put in an APB 747 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,876 for Laynie Stromwall, run a background check. 748 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:46,245 O'Hara, that search for Laura's old roommate's paid off. 749 00:31:46,313 --> 00:31:48,347 Sarah James, the woman she lived with in San Diego, 750 00:31:48,415 --> 00:31:49,382 is in interrogation right now. 751 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,684 Great. Let's go. 752 00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:52,351 That's how we do it, kid. 753 00:31:52,419 --> 00:31:54,253 Still got our good stuff. 754 00:31:54,321 --> 00:31:56,522 Shawn. 755 00:31:56,591 --> 00:31:59,358 Things got weird after you left last night. 756 00:31:59,426 --> 00:32:01,294 I don't know, Woody, things were already super weird 757 00:32:01,361 --> 00:32:02,963 before I left. 758 00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:04,998 Things were going great with me and the gals 759 00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:06,600 until Thumper gave me this mint 760 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:08,702 that wasn't very minty, and the next thing I knew, 761 00:32:08,769 --> 00:32:10,704 we were all riding unicorns. 762 00:32:10,771 --> 00:32:14,841 Uh, Woody, I don't think Thumper gave you a mint. 763 00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:16,743 It sounds like a hallucinogen. 764 00:32:16,811 --> 00:32:19,545 And then when I rode my graceful woodland creature back, 765 00:32:19,614 --> 00:32:22,215 - the airstream was gone. - What? 766 00:32:22,282 --> 00:32:24,050 Gone. 767 00:32:24,118 --> 00:32:26,987 Woody, they stole our house? 768 00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:32,158 Hi, I'm Detective O'Hara. 769 00:32:36,797 --> 00:32:38,798 Thank you for coming all the way from San Diego. 770 00:32:38,866 --> 00:32:40,667 - You're the roommate, right? - Yeah. 771 00:32:40,735 --> 00:32:42,468 What kind of a roommate was she? 772 00:32:42,536 --> 00:32:45,438 Amazing, actually. 773 00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:47,540 I mean, sure she borrowed some clothes she never gave back. 774 00:32:47,608 --> 00:32:50,744 But she always paid her share of the rent early, 775 00:32:50,811 --> 00:32:52,812 took care of the phone bill. 776 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,315 Yeah, she was pretty low-key for the most part. 777 00:32:56,383 --> 00:33:00,419 The only time she acted strange was the day she left. 778 00:33:00,487 --> 00:33:02,055 What was strange about it? 779 00:33:02,123 --> 00:33:05,825 Well, early that morning, we saw this car 780 00:33:05,893 --> 00:33:08,895 parked near our building and it seemed to rattle her. 781 00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:11,698 And then she just up and moved out. 782 00:33:11,766 --> 00:33:15,268 Wait, the car that you guys saw, was it a black Ford SUV? 783 00:33:15,335 --> 00:33:18,638 Yes, it was. 784 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:20,940 - O'Hara, we have something. - Okay. 785 00:33:21,008 --> 00:33:22,075 Thank you so much, Sarah. 786 00:33:22,143 --> 00:33:24,544 You've been a huge help. 787 00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:25,411 Laynie's background check is clean. 788 00:33:25,479 --> 00:33:27,180 She's a model citizen. 789 00:33:27,247 --> 00:33:29,382 How can this girl run so many scams 790 00:33:29,449 --> 00:33:31,384 and not have a single blemish on her record? 791 00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:33,252 And why would somebody change their identity 792 00:33:33,287 --> 00:33:35,021 over and over again if they weren't stealing identities 793 00:33:35,089 --> 00:33:36,823 or running from the law? 794 00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:38,024 And why does Cuba keep doing such horrible movies? 795 00:33:38,092 --> 00:33:39,159 The dude has an Academy Award. 796 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,493 Let it go, Gus. 797 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:42,295 Boat Trip,Shawn,Boat Trip. 798 00:33:42,362 --> 00:33:44,363 There's something about that black car. 799 00:33:44,431 --> 00:33:45,665 The roommate made it sound like that's the reason 800 00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:47,366 she fled San Diego. 801 00:33:47,434 --> 00:33:48,568 Well, clearly, she's fleeing from someone. 802 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:49,903 Otherwise why would she cut and run 803 00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:52,739 every time that car comes around? 804 00:33:52,807 --> 00:33:54,507 I was in a serious relationship once, 805 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,010 and it was a nightmare. 806 00:33:57,078 --> 00:34:00,379 I am sensing that she's running from her ex. 807 00:34:00,447 --> 00:34:02,716 Guys, this is no longer Single White Female. 808 00:34:02,783 --> 00:34:04,283 This is Sleeping With The Enemy. 809 00:34:04,351 --> 00:34:05,719 Running from the ex is the same thing you sensed 810 00:34:05,786 --> 00:34:07,587 with the Swedish girl, and you were wrong. 811 00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:09,255 I prefer spiritually misguided. 812 00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,790 You know what? He may be right. 813 00:34:10,858 --> 00:34:14,160 Laynie did mention having trouble with an ex. 814 00:34:14,228 --> 00:34:17,530 Check this out. 815 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:21,234 Laura/Laynie's wedding announcement from 2006. 816 00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:23,502 There's no picture of this Patrick guy. 817 00:34:23,570 --> 00:34:26,039 Is there another newspaper in Little Rock? 818 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:27,073 The Daily Herald. 819 00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:29,142 What? 820 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:30,710 After I mastered area codes, 821 00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:32,498 the next logical step was local periodicals. 822 00:34:32,512 --> 00:34:36,249 How on earth did you ever get a girlfriend? 823 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:46,292 Hey, party boy. 824 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,528 Oh, my God, Jules, that's--that's the same guy 825 00:34:49,596 --> 00:34:52,932 that came by your place yesterday. 826 00:34:59,594 --> 00:35:02,496 It says here that his father's local law enforcement. 827 00:35:02,564 --> 00:35:04,398 Which is why she couldn't get a restraining order 828 00:35:04,466 --> 00:35:05,499 and why she was running. 829 00:35:05,567 --> 00:35:07,234 This psycho tracked her down 830 00:35:07,302 --> 00:35:08,735 and killed her roommate when she wouldn't tell him 831 00:35:08,803 --> 00:35:10,003 where Laynie was. 832 00:35:10,071 --> 00:35:11,838 Laynie, completely desperate, 833 00:35:11,906 --> 00:35:14,375 figure out the only way she could get rid of him for good. 834 00:35:14,442 --> 00:35:17,211 - Appear as if she died. - Exactly. 835 00:35:17,279 --> 00:35:19,580 Is it just me or am I sensing some of our old chemistry? 836 00:35:19,648 --> 00:35:20,814 It's just you. 837 00:35:20,882 --> 00:35:22,049 - Okay. - Here's a problem. 838 00:35:22,116 --> 00:35:23,417 The APB's already out. 839 00:35:23,485 --> 00:35:24,985 If this Patrick guy gets wind of it 840 00:35:25,053 --> 00:35:26,053 he's gonna realize that she's still alive. 841 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,788 She's probably long gone. 842 00:35:27,855 --> 00:35:29,423 I'm not so sure. 843 00:35:29,491 --> 00:35:30,957 I mean, she could have fled 844 00:35:31,025 --> 00:35:32,826 the second she cleared out Juliet's place. 845 00:35:32,894 --> 00:35:35,563 Something is keeping her here. 846 00:35:35,630 --> 00:35:37,130 Laynie. 847 00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:38,765 I'm so sorry we got cut off. 848 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:39,933 Did you find the locket? 849 00:35:40,001 --> 00:35:41,968 Who is this? 850 00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:44,371 I am sensing she is looking for something. 851 00:35:44,439 --> 00:35:46,873 Uh, very personal, possibly an heirloom. 852 00:35:46,941 --> 00:35:48,576 Her great grandmother's locket. 853 00:35:48,643 --> 00:35:50,723 She got very emotional when she was talking about it. 854 00:35:50,745 --> 00:35:52,813 Any idea where she'd be looking for it? 855 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,316 Hi, I'm Laura. 856 00:35:55,383 --> 00:35:56,783 Okay everybody, class is starting. 857 00:35:56,784 --> 00:35:58,352 Please put your stuff into your lockers. 858 00:35:58,420 --> 00:36:00,387 Yes, her locker at the yoga studio. 859 00:36:00,455 --> 00:36:01,755 That would make sense. 860 00:36:01,823 --> 00:36:02,656 She would take it off to work out. 861 00:36:02,724 --> 00:36:05,626 Maybe she forgot. 862 00:36:05,694 --> 00:36:07,328 Oh, my God. 863 00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:10,231 I love your shirt. 864 00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:14,067 See? 865 00:36:14,135 --> 00:36:16,303 I must get a change of clothes immediately. 866 00:36:16,371 --> 00:36:18,839 Okay, you guys go to the yoga studio, check it out. 867 00:36:18,906 --> 00:36:20,407 We will all meet back here for an update. 868 00:36:20,475 --> 00:36:22,309 Copy that. 869 00:36:29,651 --> 00:36:31,685 It's not in here. 870 00:36:31,753 --> 00:36:32,993 You sure this is Laura's locker? 871 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:34,755 Yeah, that's hers. 872 00:36:36,424 --> 00:36:37,424 The heat isn't even on. 873 00:36:37,492 --> 00:36:38,925 What's wrong with you? 874 00:36:38,993 --> 00:36:40,594 I'm a sympathetic sweater. 875 00:36:40,662 --> 00:36:44,197 - Eww. - I know. 876 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:08,455 I'm gonna need that back. 877 00:37:08,523 --> 00:37:11,258 Laynie. 878 00:37:11,326 --> 00:37:14,828 I am so sorry I lied to you, Juliet. 879 00:37:14,896 --> 00:37:17,598 I've been running from my husband. 880 00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:21,268 Moving from state to state, always looking over my shoulder. 881 00:37:21,336 --> 00:37:24,638 I haven't had a normal life in seven years. 882 00:37:24,706 --> 00:37:29,009 And so I-I try and act like this happy, normal girl, 883 00:37:29,076 --> 00:37:34,247 but I don't even know what that looks like anymore. 884 00:37:34,316 --> 00:37:36,883 I thought I'd finally be safe living with a cop. 885 00:37:36,951 --> 00:37:39,886 I didn't mean to involve you in all of this 886 00:37:39,954 --> 00:37:42,623 and steal all your clothes, but I panicked. 887 00:37:42,691 --> 00:37:44,758 I panicked because I had to disguise myself right away. 888 00:37:44,826 --> 00:37:47,027 I am so sorry. Please forgive me. 889 00:37:47,094 --> 00:37:49,129 It's okay. Laynie, it's okay. 890 00:37:49,197 --> 00:37:53,467 You're safe now. This all ends here. Okay? 891 00:37:53,535 --> 00:37:57,270 You don't know what Patrick's capable of. 892 00:38:01,476 --> 00:38:03,344 That's him. 893 00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:09,516 And Jules' cell keeps going to voicemail. 894 00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:12,586 I'm gonna try her at home. 895 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:19,259 You used to live there. 896 00:38:19,327 --> 00:38:20,828 How do you not remember your own home phone number? 897 00:38:20,895 --> 00:38:22,763 Shh! I don't know what I put it under. 898 00:38:22,831 --> 00:38:25,799 Oh, my gosh, it's 555-0135. 899 00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:27,587 How do you remember our home phone number? 900 00:38:27,635 --> 00:38:28,902 It's a part of the Fibonacci sequence. 901 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,070 How do you not remember it? 902 00:38:30,137 --> 00:38:31,405 What did you just say to me? 903 00:38:31,473 --> 00:38:32,406 - Fibonacci. - You take that back! 904 00:38:34,141 --> 00:38:35,376 Damn, it's hot in here. 905 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:36,643 It's a busy signal. 906 00:38:36,711 --> 00:38:38,211 That's not good. 907 00:38:38,279 --> 00:38:41,114 We gotta get over there right now. 908 00:38:45,653 --> 00:38:47,388 Laynie? 909 00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:50,056 Or should I say Wendy? 910 00:38:50,124 --> 00:38:52,626 Or Andrea? 911 00:38:52,694 --> 00:38:56,229 Or Katelyn or Cassidy? 912 00:38:56,297 --> 00:39:01,001 Which one should I call you? 913 00:39:01,068 --> 00:39:04,938 Oh, please come out, baby. 914 00:39:05,006 --> 00:39:08,575 I missed you so much. 915 00:39:08,643 --> 00:39:11,678 Life has been miserable without you. 916 00:39:11,746 --> 00:39:12,846 We were supposed to be together forever, 917 00:39:12,914 --> 00:39:16,116 but then you left me. 918 00:39:16,183 --> 00:39:19,920 Do you know how humiliating that was? 919 00:39:25,727 --> 00:39:27,093 Hi, Patrick. 920 00:39:27,161 --> 00:39:30,431 What the hell? 921 00:39:33,234 --> 00:39:35,101 Jules! 922 00:39:35,169 --> 00:39:36,603 I'm here! 923 00:39:36,671 --> 00:39:38,505 Don't worry, I'm coming. 924 00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:45,946 Oh, God. 925 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,385 Jules! 926 00:40:12,106 --> 00:40:14,641 I thought so. 927 00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:17,210 Are you okay? 928 00:40:17,278 --> 00:40:19,813 Are you okay? 929 00:40:19,881 --> 00:40:22,516 You're so lucky that you're unconscious right now! 930 00:40:23,585 --> 00:40:25,051 It's all right, ladies. 931 00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:27,153 You're safe now. 932 00:40:27,221 --> 00:40:29,723 It's okay. 933 00:40:34,727 --> 00:40:37,483 Shawn, I can totally have the landlord do this. 934 00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,962 Uh, uh, Jules. 935 00:40:39,091 --> 00:40:40,658 If we've learned anything this week 936 00:40:40,726 --> 00:40:44,962 it's that landlords are unsavory individuals. 937 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:47,164 That, and if a mysterious guy shows up at a suspect's house, 938 00:40:47,232 --> 00:40:48,966 we should probably ask him a few questions 939 00:40:49,034 --> 00:40:51,235 before sending him on his merry way. 940 00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:52,903 Oh, hey, I talked to Laynie. 941 00:40:52,971 --> 00:40:55,272 She is on her way to Arkansas to be with her mom. 942 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:57,742 - She's so happy. - Very glad to hear it. 943 00:40:57,809 --> 00:41:00,310 Best part is she's alive. 944 00:41:00,378 --> 00:41:02,212 Mm-hmm. 945 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:06,751 Wow. 946 00:41:06,818 --> 00:41:08,898 Maybe your next roommate will be a little more handy. 947 00:41:08,954 --> 00:41:11,022 No, no more roommates. No. 948 00:41:11,089 --> 00:41:13,557 - Not after all this. - Really? 949 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:15,559 I seem to recall one roommate in particular 950 00:41:15,627 --> 00:41:17,161 that you were quite fond of. 951 00:41:17,228 --> 00:41:19,396 Shawn. 952 00:41:21,432 --> 00:41:25,235 Hey, I think that you are amazing, 953 00:41:25,303 --> 00:41:29,573 and I mean that in a completely platonic-- 954 00:41:29,641 --> 00:41:31,709 unless you don't want it to be platonic 955 00:41:31,777 --> 00:41:36,380 because I could make that happen right now--sort of way. 956 00:41:36,447 --> 00:41:39,016 Seriously though, you kicked the crap out of that guy. 957 00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:43,387 I mean, that was old school, epic, Cobra Kai, 958 00:41:43,454 --> 00:41:47,257 "Do you have a problem with that, Mr. Lawrence?" dojo style. 959 00:41:47,325 --> 00:41:51,862 I, too, was impressed with your investigative work. 960 00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:54,732 Yeah, that was-- was pretty spot on wasn't it? 961 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,335 Yeah. I could have used a little less of this... 962 00:41:58,403 --> 00:42:00,037 But it was spot on. 963 00:42:00,105 --> 00:42:03,841 Duly noted. 964 00:42:05,677 --> 00:42:08,212 Wood-man, talk to me. 965 00:42:08,279 --> 00:42:10,414 Oh, thank goodness. 966 00:42:10,481 --> 00:42:11,816 He found the airstream. 967 00:42:11,883 --> 00:42:14,351 I'm not homeless anymore. 968 00:42:14,419 --> 00:42:15,820 So where am I going? 969 00:42:15,887 --> 00:42:18,723 Oh, my gosh. 970 00:42:20,269 --> 00:42:30,842 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com 970 00:42:31,305 --> 00:43:31,397 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org