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Quality of life is up
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because crime in Santa Barbara
is at an all-time low
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due to the tireless efforts
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of your Santa Barbara
Police Department.
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Correction: Seriously
underfunded police department,
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you eco-socialist moonbat.
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Gavin Channing
is an awesome mayor.
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And people like trees, Carlton.
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I am honored
to recognize Chief Karen Vick,
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her dedicated officers,
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and the extraordinary
Shawn Spencer
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for their invaluable service
to the community.
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Please, stop.
It's all too much.
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Thank you, mayor.
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What is genius?
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Can you bottle it?
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Is it something you would
even want to bottle?
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Chief, I'm so sorry.
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I'm such a jerk sometimes.
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Look at this, everyone.
Isn't that nice?
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Oh--
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It is moments like this
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that make my second sight
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and illustrious gift set
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so worthwhile.
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I believe it was EMF
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who first said,
"You're unbelievable."
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If only I had known then
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they were talking about me.
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That's why we need your help...
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Would you both excuse me
for a moment?
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You have a gift, my friend.
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Oh, Gavin, we must find time
to speak about my proposal.
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Shawn, we legally can't remove
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the traffic lights
and speed limit signs.
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- Not all of them.
- Only the ones
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between your house
and the Psych office.
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That is correct,
and there will be a speed limit.
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140 miles per hour.
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We will call it
the super speed corridor.
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The autobahn of Santa Barbara.
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It is both inexpensive
and simple.
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That doesn't sound
inexpensive or simple.
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Plus it goes
through three schools.
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Why do you hate progress?
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Guys, my wife Renee.
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- Hello.
- Oh.
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- Are these people important?
- Renee.
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- Buh-bye.
- Oh.
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So brief.
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Mr. Mayor, the Sacramento
contingent is here.
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Ah, wonderful.
Have you guys met?
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Jason Straub,
go-to staffer.
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You gave him credit
for getting you reelected
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after that water district flap
last year.
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Wow, you really know
your local politics.
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Well, you're right.
He's a real star-in-the-making.
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Damn handy when fires
need putting out.
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Thank you, Mr. Mayor,
but we really need
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to think about making our exit.
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In a minute, J.
Listen, Shawn,
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you always brighten my day
whenever you come down here,
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and I wanted to offer up
a little token.
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You're going to approve
my chunnel to Catalina.
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I was thinking more along
the lines of brunch at my place.
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After my surf tomorrow?
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Maybe around 10:00?
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We'd love to see Juliet.
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We've really missed her
since she worked for us
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- at City Hall.
- I'm sure.
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The thing with Juliet is--
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I don't want to hear anything
but you're engaged.
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I'll check her availability,
mayor.
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I'm sure she misses you.
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Great.
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I'm available for brunch.
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You're available to suck it.
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Man, I gotta go find Jules.
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- Yeah.
- Shawn, no.
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Maybe you didn't hear me.
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I said there would be blintzes.
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Shawn, I'm not going to brunch
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at the mayor's house with you.
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We're broken up.
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I thought we took
a small step forward.
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Well, I thought we did too.
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And then I see you up there,
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just gloating
in front of everyone.
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And it's a solid reminder
of all the issues
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I have with you.
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It's just a charade.
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Oh, come on, Jules.
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I was--
I was just playing around.
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You know,
we're gonna break
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his little mayor heart.
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He's a grown man.
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I think he'll land on his feet.
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Surf conditions
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to three-to-four feet
after nothing
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but one-to-two-footers
in the early morning hours.
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Why were we listening
to the surf report?
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'Cause I want to bone up
on the lingo, impress Channing.
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Boning up is not a thing,
Shawn.
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Yeah, maybe not in Jamaica.
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Dude, stop crushing
on the mayor.
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I'm not crushing on him.
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I like him.
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I like his house, his car,
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his hair.
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I mean, the man
has his own private beach
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with access to the best waves
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in Santa Barbara, Gus.
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Plus, he smells like Christmas.
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And, if he and I
become surfing buddies,
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so be it.
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Whoa!
Whoa, hold up, hold up.
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What--
what happened here?
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Looks like you might need
to get a new surfing buddy.
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Really?
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[ ♪ I Know You Know ♪
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♪ In between the lines
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♪ there's a lot of obscurity ♪
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♪ I'm not inclined to resign
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♪ to maturity ♪
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♪ If it's all right
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♪ then you're all wrong
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♪ but why bounce around
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♪ You'd rather run
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♪ I know you know
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♪ that I'm not telling
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♪ I know you know
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♪ they just don't have
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♪ Embrace the deception
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♪ learn how to bend
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♪ your worst inhibitions tend
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It's ironic, if you ask me.
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He fought so hard
to save the ocean,
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and then gets killed by it.
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Carlton, please.
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People are in a state
of shock over this.
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He was surfing in a spot
called "The Vortex."
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Pretty rough.
I should know.
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That section has almost
taken me out a couple times.
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- You surf?
- No.
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But I do a fair amount
of nude sunbathing.
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Occasionally, I have to go in,
do a little rinse-off.
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The Vortex has rocks
just beneath the surface.
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Yes.
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Notice the jagged pattern here.
Brutal.
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I'm estimating he was
in the water
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about four hours
before he was found.
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Okay, then case closed.
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Killed by too much nature.
Come on.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Four hours?
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Nothing but one-to-two-footers
in the early morning hours.
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That would have put him
in the water
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- at what, like, 6:00 A.M.?
- Mm-hmm.
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There were no waves
at 6:00 A.M.
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Gus, pull up the surf report.
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He's right.
There were no waves.
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Why would the mayor go surfing
when there was no surf?
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That doesn't strike anyone
as the slightest bit suspicious?
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Well, look.
Everyone liked him, Shawn--
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- Hmm.
- But do you really think
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that's enough for us to go on?
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- Sure.
- Absolutely.
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Tell you what.
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Let's drag King Neptune
into interrogation room "B"
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and put the screws to him.
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All right, here's the plan.
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We're gonna talk to Channing's
right-hand man, Straub,
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see if he has any idea
who might have had it out
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for his old boss.
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Hey. You with me?
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You know, I can't believe
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we're in Santa Barbara's
corridors of power.
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- Not this thing--
- You know, Shawn,
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I could've made it in all
the way to the White House.
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- Yeah. Maybe as an aide.
- Of course.
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- Say, "Yes, Mr. President."
- Yes, Mr. President.
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- Sorry, Charlie.
- Man, you don't know.
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I'm just saying,
I could've been
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- the black James Carville.
- Who's that?
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The farmer from Babe?
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That's James Cromwell, Shawn.
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That'll do, Gus.
That'll do.
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Will you put that down?
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Let's just wait for Straub
to get here and--
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Pretty gorgeous, huh?
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Ah, hey, man.
Yeah.
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I almost snagged myself
one of these
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in the claw crane game
at Dave & Buster's,
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but I think we all know
that thing is rigged.
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Those are Mexican turquoise.
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Mayor Channing
used to bring it back
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from his remote surf spots
in Mexico
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and give them to people
as gifts.
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He was generous that way.
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Had a lot of friends.
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How about enemies?
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No, not really.
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I mean, that's what made him
such an effective politician.
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Everybody loved him.
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We were just in the process
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of raising $50,000
to get us to Sacramento.
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That's excessive.
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Sacramento's
only 200 miles away.
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He wanted to be governor?
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What, by overspending
on travel?
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No, we needed the 50 grand
for an exploratory committee.
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Why did he need
to raise the money?
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Wasn't Channing loaded?
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No, his wife
is the wealthy one,
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and she doesn't like to part
with her money.
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- Oh.
- Speaking of parting,
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I gotta get this place
packed up for the new staff.
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- Wow, that quickly?
- Yeah.
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Santa Barbara law states
that the head of city council
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takes over in the event
of the mayor's death.
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That means the new staff
will be in
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by the end of the week,
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and I get to help
during the transition.
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Speak of the devil.
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My apologies, gentlemen.
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- Was I interrupting something?
- Nah.
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Tom, this is Shawn Spencer
and Burton Guster.
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Guys, this is the city's
new mayor, Tom Swagerty.
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Gentlemen, a pleasure.
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Listen, Jason, I know
this is tough on all of us,
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and I think it's admirable
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that you're here
helping the way you are.
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Naturally, I don't think
it's appropriate
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to discuss business
at this time,
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so I just came by here
to give you these--
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a few key objectives I'd like
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to get rolling on
in the next couple of days
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and an agenda for tomorrow
night's council meeting.
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The first is a proposal
for a new city motto.
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Ooh.
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Might I suggest
"Santa Barbara...
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"Stop for a pee,
but stay for a lifetime"?
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Or how about this?
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"Santa Barbara:
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This is where
Rob Lowe humps it out."
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Hmm.
You can suggest that.
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Good day.
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There's a vote
to convert the wetlands
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- into an outdoor mall?
- Yeah.
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I mean, Channing's been nixing
the idea for years,
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but the developer,
Pacific Acquisitions,
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uses their influence
to keep it alive.
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Hmm.
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At Edgemont landing,
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experience premier comfort
and design...
259
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Ooh.
260
00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:17,430
Gus, if we are ever
an inch tall,
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we're living there.
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You know that's right.
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- Hello, ma'am.
- Hello.
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My name is Shawn Spencer.
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This is my partner,
Bill Uvrights.
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What was that?
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The right to bear arms.
268
00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,909
You just shot her in the face.
269
00:09:29,977 --> 00:09:30,910
I wasn't aiming at her, Shawn.
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I was shadow-hunting.
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We're here to see the boss.
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Which boss?
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00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:36,749
There are a lot of those
around here.
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The big cheese.
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The poob grandier.
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I don't see your names
on the schedule.
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What is this regarding?
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Well, we are here to present
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a new version
of the wetland project.
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- Please observe.
- Wahhh...
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00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:55,868
- There's a cupcake.
- Yes.
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00:09:55,936 --> 00:09:58,304
That represents a
5,000-square-foot cupcake store
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00:09:58,372 --> 00:10:00,339
called complimentary cupcakes.
284
00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:01,847
That means
all the cupcakes are free.
285
00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:04,377
What's that apple core
supposed to be?
286
00:10:04,445 --> 00:10:07,346
Ooh, well, that is
just an apple core.
287
00:10:07,414 --> 00:10:08,681
That's not supposed
to be there, Bill.
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00:10:08,749 --> 00:10:10,817
Boom.
Now it's a rec center.
289
00:10:10,884 --> 00:10:13,152
How do you like them apples?
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00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,887
Are you done?
291
00:10:14,955 --> 00:10:17,056
Ma'am, we will not be ignored.
292
00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:18,958
She's calling the boss.
293
00:10:19,026 --> 00:10:20,927
- I'm calling security.
- What?
294
00:10:20,994 --> 00:10:23,229
I told you this
was a stupid idea.
295
00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:26,999
Pick up, pick up.
296
00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:28,601
I'll be right back.
297
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:33,005
Shawn, we need
to get out of here.
298
00:10:33,073 --> 00:10:36,509
- Would you hold on?
- For what?
299
00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,048
- Eh.
- Hurry up!
300
00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:52,658
Dude.
Let's go.
301
00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:01,200
You're saying that
Tom Swagerty killed the mayor?
302
00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:02,768
Shh.
No, not me, chief.
303
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,137
The spirits are saying it.
304
00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:05,604
Well, if the spirits
have any proof,
305
00:11:05,606 --> 00:11:06,506
we'd certainly like to hear it.
306
00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:07,773
Chief,
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00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,142
Swagerty is a majority owner
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00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,610
in a real estate development
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00:11:10,677 --> 00:11:13,112
that mayor Channing
vowed to oppose.
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00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:14,881
Swagerty kills Channing,
tomorrow's city council vote
311
00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:18,384
goes in his favor,
he makes millions.
312
00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:20,853
Okay, well, as compelling
as your theory is, Mr. Spencer,
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00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,755
I'm gonna need
a little bit more
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00:11:22,823 --> 00:11:23,856
than circumstantial evidence
before I tell
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00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:25,005
the people of Santa Barbara
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00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:26,959
that their mayor was murdered.
317
00:11:27,027 --> 00:11:28,628
This makes total sense.
Think about it.
318
00:11:28,695 --> 00:11:30,296
It's the same motive
as the biblical tale
319
00:11:30,297 --> 00:11:31,697
of the very first murder--
brother kills brother
320
00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:33,933
over multi-use retail
and residential space.
321
00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,201
What version of the Bible
are you reading?
322
00:11:35,269 --> 00:11:37,870
- The new Rick James version.
- Okay.
323
00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:40,139
Chief, unless Spencer
has any other theories,
324
00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:41,407
can I go ahead and tell Woody
to officially rule
325
00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:43,109
Channing's death an accident?
326
00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:44,177
Yes.
327
00:11:44,244 --> 00:11:45,344
Thank you.
328
00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:49,215
Sorry, Mr. Spencer.
329
00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:52,718
This just sucks.
330
00:11:52,786 --> 00:11:53,986
In four
days, Swagerty's gonna be
331
00:11:54,054 --> 00:11:55,888
- both mayor and a murderer.
- Yup.
332
00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:57,590
You know the worst part
of this?
333
00:11:57,658 --> 00:11:59,559
Once Swagerty becomes mayor,
he'll have control
334
00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:00,893
over the police department.
335
00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:02,295
I guarantee you he'll make sure
336
00:12:02,362 --> 00:12:03,563
they don't look
into Channing's murder.
337
00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:04,597
How could he get away
with that?
338
00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:06,332
It's all in the bylaws.
339
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,768
Dude, you stole the bylaws
from Channing's office?
340
00:12:08,835 --> 00:12:10,269
There's nothing in the bylaws
341
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,771
that says it's illegal
to steal bylaws, Shawn.
342
00:12:11,838 --> 00:12:13,506
Really?
Is there anything in the bylaws
343
00:12:13,574 --> 00:12:16,809
that says...
344
00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:18,311
Seriously, man.
345
00:12:18,378 --> 00:12:19,946
We got to figure out a way
to keep Swagerty
346
00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:21,347
out of office long enough
347
00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:22,815
to build a solid case
against him.
348
00:12:22,883 --> 00:12:25,651
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
349
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,286
I can't believe
I never thought of this.
350
00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:28,721
Gus, I've got news.
351
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,189
Guys have been manscaping
for years.
352
00:12:30,257 --> 00:12:33,459
What? Listen, Shawn.
Look. Right here.
353
00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:34,961
It says
the head of the city council
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00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:36,796
will automatically succeed
the mayor
355
00:12:36,863 --> 00:12:38,531
unless challenged
by another candidate,
356
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:41,067
in which case
a special election must be held.
357
00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:42,535
Boom.
358
00:12:42,603 --> 00:12:43,924
So we just need
another candidate.
359
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,838
Yup.
360
00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:55,748
And so it is
with that same sense of pride
361
00:12:55,816 --> 00:13:00,853
and a renewed hope
for unbound glory
362
00:13:00,921 --> 00:13:02,855
that I, Shawn Spencer,
363
00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:05,825
do hereby declare my candidacy
364
00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:09,629
for the office of mayor.
365
00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:18,704
Gus, I'm not even sure
this thing is on.
366
00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:22,041
We heard you loud and clear.
367
00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,676
Now, Shawn, it's very important
368
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:32,012
that your first TV interview
is a success.
369
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,847
Don't worry, it will be,
370
00:13:33,915 --> 00:13:36,016
as long as they film me
from one of my 27 good sides.
371
00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,351
I drew up a list of topics
372
00:13:37,418 --> 00:13:38,517
for you to familiarize
yourself with--
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00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:40,654
unemployment rates,
crime statistics,
374
00:13:40,722 --> 00:13:42,623
- labor issues.
- Hmm.
375
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:44,324
Thanks, Wendy.
376
00:13:44,392 --> 00:13:46,426
- She used to be a candy striper.
- Really?
377
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:47,894
No, but that would have been
a fun thing.
378
00:13:47,962 --> 00:13:49,630
- What?
- This is nice. Thanks, man.
379
00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:52,132
No.
No, no, no.
380
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,433
Barack and Michelle
got slammed in the press
381
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,135
after doing that in public.
382
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:57,037
We'll stick to culturally
neutral salutations
383
00:13:57,105 --> 00:13:58,572
until we see some polling.
384
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,641
Dude, I think you can afford
385
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,876
to rove it down a notch.
386
00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,265
We're not trying to win,
remember?
387
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,178
We're just trying
to keep a killer
388
00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:06,446
from taking over the city.
389
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,115
I know, Shawn,
390
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,583
but you still don't want
to look ridiculous.
391
00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:11,118
They may ask you
the tough questions.
392
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,253
- Food carts?
- You plan to have a food cart
393
00:14:13,321 --> 00:14:15,088
on every corner
by the end of your mandate.
394
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,124
- Yes, I do.
- Now, listen, Shawn.
395
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,393
You have to remember the rule.
396
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:22,229
You never, never answer
the question they asked you.
397
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,565
- Only answer the question...
- I wish they had asked me.
398
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,635
My man.
399
00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:35,375
What would make you effective
as an elected official?
400
00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:37,544
In two words, approachability.
401
00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:39,046
My door will always be open.
402
00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:41,248
And I want the citizens
of Santa Barbara
403
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,650
to feel comfortable
marching through that door
404
00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:46,086
and telling me about the issues
that matter to them,
405
00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:49,589
and the issues that matter
to their pets.
406
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,760
Mr. Spencer,
as you know, the city
407
00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:57,197
has been recently dipping into
its cash reserves to close
408
00:14:57,265 --> 00:15:00,000
an estimated $26 million
general fund deficit.
409
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,369
If elected, how do you propose
410
00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:04,071
to close this gap?
411
00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:09,509
Well, that
is an outstanding question,
412
00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:10,677
Josephina.
413
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,012
Am I saying that correctly?
414
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,381
- No.
- The answer is simple.
415
00:15:14,449 --> 00:15:19,720
My least favorite
is the black jelly bean,
416
00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:22,789
and I'm not just saying that
because it's black.
417
00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:25,659
Believe me,
some of my best friends
418
00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:27,494
are black jelly beans.
419
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,996
But, if I wanted
to be eating licorice,
420
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:32,232
why would I reach
for a jelly bean?
421
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,367
You feel me?
I suspect you do.
422
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,703
And here's
a free golden nugget.
423
00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,872
I also vow
to protect our fine city
424
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,541
from invaders to the north
425
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,944
and the west,
and I will only use
426
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:48,281
the fundamentals of traditional
Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
427
00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:51,651
Boom.
Follow-through.
428
00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:53,153
Boom.
Rain dance.
429
00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:56,056
That's from Along Came Polly.
430
00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:59,693
- Stay with us.
- Idiot.
431
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:04,598
You looked like
a complete lunatic, Shawn.
432
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,833
After that, I'm pretty sure
I'm the only person
433
00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:08,502
in Santa Barbara
that's gonna vote for you.
434
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:10,604
Perfect. That means
I've got the black vote.
435
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,260
Psych office
and campaign headquarters.
436
00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:16,009
Shawn.
Just saw your interview.
437
00:16:16,077 --> 00:16:18,078
Kudos.
Finally, someone who speaks
438
00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,780
to the issues I care about.
439
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:22,082
Listen, I have news
on the Channing case.
440
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:25,085
Usually when I inspect
lacerations of surfers
441
00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:26,553
who eat it at the Vortex,
442
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:27,921
I find, you know,
little bits of coral
443
00:16:27,989 --> 00:16:29,589
and rock in the wounds.
444
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:30,957
Channing's is clean.
It's not right.
445
00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:33,360
Damn it, I knew it.
446
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,988
And I found gray hairs
in his wetsuit.
447
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:38,331
Preliminary tests
reveal they're not his.
448
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:40,367
That you're here
helping the way you are.
449
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,636
Woody, you complete me.
450
00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:45,105
The gray hairs.
It's Swagerty's, isn't it?
451
00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:47,240
I'll give you a hint:
Yes.
452
00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:48,875
You do understand
how hints work, right?
453
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,045
Straub.
454
00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:53,413
What are you doing here, man?
455
00:16:53,481 --> 00:16:54,681
I saw your interview,
and I'd like
456
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:55,989
to assist you in your campaign.
457
00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:57,217
And why would you
want to do that?
458
00:16:57,285 --> 00:16:58,685
Because, like you,
459
00:16:58,753 --> 00:16:59,986
I don't want Swagerty
to be mayor.
460
00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:01,888
- I don't trust him.
- Neither do we.
461
00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,824
That's what I just said.
462
00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,592
Here's the thing, Straub.
463
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:08,929
Shawn already has
a campaign manager: Me.
464
00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:10,697
And I've already got
all the bases covered.
465
00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:13,500
Really? So you've covered
all potential scandals?
466
00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,569
- 100%.
- What about this?
467
00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:19,739
A mustache is very mayoral.
468
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:22,142
Plus Franco Nero.
469
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,578
Look, first we need
to work on your image.
470
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,247
The public sees you as a glib,
flaky, overindulgent adolescent
471
00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:30,483
who spends way too much time
with his best friend.
472
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,652
I'm not glib.
What's glib?
473
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,754
- You.
- Shawn, with my help,
474
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:37,157
we actually have an outside shot
of winning this thing.
475
00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:39,226
It's not gonna be easy,
especially in light
476
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:41,661
- of the Abby Sheldon incident.
- Who's that?
477
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,530
Swagerty's late fiancee.
478
00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:46,333
She tragically fell at home
about two months ago and died.
479
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,269
It makes him very sympathetic
in the public's mind.
480
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:50,971
- He's so lucky.
- Shawn.
481
00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:53,039
Let me get you
the exposure you need,
482
00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,374
and you can beat him
on your own terms.
483
00:17:54,442 --> 00:17:57,043
I like the sound of this
very much.
484
00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:59,813
Straub, consider yourself
my new campaign manager.
485
00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:01,848
- Co-campaign manager.
- Whatever.
486
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,384
Excellent.
We'll start by having you
487
00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:06,019
go to the founders' gala
tomorrow.
488
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,822
- He said "gala."
- I heard him, Shawn.
489
00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:10,056
All the big players in town
will be there,
490
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,224
plus the media.
491
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,826
Now, the voters
like a candidate
492
00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:14,227
who's in a stable relationship,
493
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,296
so you're gonna need
to bring a date.
494
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,698
That's going to be
a little difficult.
495
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:21,902
Well, maybe not.
496
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:33,280
I've arrived.
497
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,681
I'm here for you.
498
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,090
You really do look beautiful,
by the way.
499
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,625
Thank you,
but remember, I'm here
500
00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,193
for the same reasons you are.
501
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:48,895
What?
You're running for mayor?
502
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,923
To investigate Swagerty
based on the new evidence.
503
00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,232
That's it.
Got it?
504
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,034
Got it.
I couldn't agree more.
505
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:58,605
- Good.
- Just standard investigating.
506
00:18:58,673 --> 00:19:01,041
Scoping out clues and leads,
507
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:03,476
and possibly kissing.
508
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,278
How are you?
Good to see you.
509
00:19:05,346 --> 00:19:07,580
A lot of stuff to do
in a little amount of time,
510
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,949
so stay focused.
511
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:10,350
As soon as you get the chance,
512
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:11,785
that's our host, Andrew Hobbs.
513
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:14,020
He has a yacht
and loves deep-sea fishing.
514
00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:16,656
Got it. Hobbs, fat,
likes to murder fish.
515
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,024
And that is Leecy Davis.
516
00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:19,426
Very deep pockets.
517
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,360
She also has a weakness
for young men
518
00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:21,494
playing volleyball--
519
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,229
- shirtless.
- All right.
520
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,165
I'll be ready with all my best
C. Tommy Howell quotes
521
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,933
from Side Out.
522
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,001
Watch out for the stuffed
mushroom appetizers.
523
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,436
It's a scam job.
524
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:30,971
It looks like
there's sausage inside,
525
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:33,139
but it's really all vegetables.
526
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:35,275
- That is outrageous.
- Damn it.
527
00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:36,643
Swagerty's soaking up the press
528
00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,611
with shots with his daughter.
529
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,180
You have to get in there,
steal that spotlight.
530
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,781
You don't have
to say that twice.
531
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,883
Remember to grab the hair.
532
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,452
Not yours.
Swagerty's.
533
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,188
Right. We gotta connect him
to the murder.
534
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,759
My daughter Nicole.
Straight-"A" student.
535
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,267
Honey, there's Uncle Judd
over there.
536
00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:55,428
Why don't you go say hello
to him for me?
537
00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:57,263
Huh?
538
00:19:57,331 --> 00:20:00,133
Congratulations
on your candidacy, Shawn.
539
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,835
Congrats on the spinach
in your teeth.
540
00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,471
You are going down.
541
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,339
"Going down"?
Seriously?
542
00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:08,308
Are we talking
about the election?
543
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,776
Negative.
Where were you the night
544
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:12,445
before Channing's body
was found?
545
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,247
Not that it's
any of your business,
546
00:20:14,315 --> 00:20:16,549
but I was at my daughter's
violin recital.
547
00:20:16,617 --> 00:20:19,185
- What about the morning of?
- She had soccer practice.
548
00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:20,854
What are you getting at?
549
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:23,323
Uh, why do you hate art
and homeless animals?
550
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:24,958
Are you telling me
you think Channing was killed?
551
00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:26,526
I don't know.
Was he?
552
00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:28,561
I'm not gonna dignify that
with a response.
553
00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:29,863
I liked Channing.
554
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:30,997
I had nothing to do
with his death.
555
00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:33,033
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey!
556
00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:40,273
"Summer just got
a little bit hotter."
557
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:41,975
Did you guys get that?
558
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:46,046
Side out.
C. Tommy Howell.
559
00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,053
Ladies and gentlemen,
560
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,954
before we continue
with the festivities,
561
00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:56,823
I'd like to take this time
to acknowledge
562
00:20:56,891 --> 00:20:59,559
our late, great mayor,
Mr. Gavin Channing,
563
00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:02,195
who was taken from us
far, far too soon.
564
00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:05,398
He was a principled politician
and a great friend,
565
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,801
and we will truly miss him.
566
00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,302
To Gavin Channing.
567
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:11,871
Hear, hear.
568
00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:24,584
You want to dance?
569
00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,020
- No.
- Good.
570
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:29,289
Thank God.
Neither do I.
571
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:32,826
But it seems like
it's a necessary part
572
00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:34,694
of this investigation.
573
00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:36,296
I got to stay in this race.
574
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,932
Right now, Swags
is stealing all my thunder.
575
00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:41,868
Well, too bad for you
you don't dance.
576
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:44,771
Yeah, too bad.
577
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,921
When we went
to take the dance class,
578
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,623
you said you had shin splints.
579
00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:06,526
Not entirely true.
580
00:22:06,594 --> 00:22:08,755
I went to the Montecito
Scottish Ventriloquist Festival
581
00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:10,130
with Gus.
582
00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:12,065
I felt so guilty
about lying to you
583
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:14,601
that I went back
and took that dance class
584
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,735
all by myself.
585
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,437
You did?
586
00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,806
They say it's all about
your connection
587
00:22:19,874 --> 00:22:21,708
with your partner.
If you have the right partner,
588
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,877
there's nothing you can't do.
589
00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:29,015
Where was this Shawn Spencer
590
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,150
when we were dating?
591
00:22:30,217 --> 00:22:32,051
He's right here.
592
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,591
Jules.
593
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,741
Jules.
594
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,342
Come on.
595
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:57,877
You cannot pretend
596
00:22:57,945 --> 00:22:59,585
that you don't still have
feelings for me.
597
00:22:59,647 --> 00:23:00,813
It does not make
for very good theater.
598
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:03,616
Well, I won't pretend, Shawn,
599
00:23:03,684 --> 00:23:05,185
because I do.
600
00:23:05,252 --> 00:23:06,853
But I also can't pretend
601
00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:08,855
that I can trust you.
Can't you see that?
602
00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:12,559
Jules, sweetheart,
you can trust me, okay?
603
00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:15,995
Look, I lied.
I lied about being a psychic,
604
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:19,332
and that probably accounts
for thousands of lies
605
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,467
that I have told you
since we've worked together,
606
00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:24,103
and, the worst part is,
nobody believed in me
607
00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:25,672
more than you.
608
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,106
You always had my back
609
00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:29,509
when nobody else would.
610
00:23:29,577 --> 00:23:32,145
I feel so horrible about that.
611
00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:35,215
I need you to understand
612
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:37,784
you are on the hook
until you make it
613
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,286
so that I don't have
to lie for you anymore.
614
00:23:40,354 --> 00:23:42,121
It's very simple.
615
00:23:42,189 --> 00:23:45,525
You have to tell the chief.
616
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:52,966
No, Jules,
that's not gonna happen.
617
00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,667
That's not gonna happen,
because, if I do that,
618
00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:56,402
then all of this goes away,
all of it.
619
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,737
And with it goes the good.
620
00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:00,540
All the lives
that I have saved,
621
00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:03,876
the lives that I've improved.
622
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,511
This is--this is what I have,
Jules.
623
00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:07,213
This is how I do good.
624
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:11,017
Not for everyone.
625
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:19,959
Hey, Swags,
626
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:22,595
no hard feelings, okay?
627
00:24:22,663 --> 00:24:25,031
Ow!
628
00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:27,734
What the hell?
629
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,840
Okay.
Thanks, Woodman.
630
00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:36,843
Guess what?
Swagerty's alibi checked out.
631
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,311
And here's the worst news--
632
00:24:38,379 --> 00:24:40,346
he took the wetlands vote
off the agenda.
633
00:24:40,414 --> 00:24:42,248
I'm not so sure
he's our guy anymore.
634
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,050
Yeah, he's definitely
not our guy.
635
00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:45,852
Woody just confirmed that
the gray hair they found
636
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,054
on Channing's body
did not belong to Swagerty.
637
00:24:48,122 --> 00:24:50,189
There goes our theory.
What now?
638
00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:52,125
First, I drop out
of the race immediately.
639
00:24:52,192 --> 00:24:53,626
The best man gets to be mayor.
640
00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:55,528
We find ourselves
another suspect.
641
00:24:55,596 --> 00:24:56,796
No harm, no foul.
642
00:24:56,864 --> 00:24:58,197
It's like modern war.
643
00:24:58,265 --> 00:24:59,198
You did it, Shawn.
644
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:01,634
You killed it at the gala.
645
00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:03,142
The buzz
is you're crushing Swagerty.
646
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,505
So I took a straw poll
up and down state street
647
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,806
- of potential votes.
- And?
648
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,546
You're gonna be mayor.
649
00:25:20,099 --> 00:25:22,667
Are you saying that Spencer
might actually win this thing?
650
00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:24,869
Oh, my God.
The Mayans were right.
651
00:25:24,937 --> 00:25:26,104
That's it.
I'm gonna have to move.
652
00:25:26,172 --> 00:25:27,138
There's no other solution.
653
00:25:27,206 --> 00:25:28,573
Will you guys calm down?
654
00:25:28,641 --> 00:25:29,881
Shawn is not going to be mayor.
655
00:25:29,942 --> 00:25:31,409
It's just
for the investigation.
656
00:25:31,477 --> 00:25:33,318
These things have a way
of snowballing, Guster.
657
00:25:33,379 --> 00:25:35,814
One day, he's mayor, the next,
his face is on our currency.
658
00:25:35,881 --> 00:25:36,915
I can't believe
I'm going to have
659
00:25:36,983 --> 00:25:38,750
to assassinate a public figure.
660
00:25:38,818 --> 00:25:39,985
You know,
when he was ten years old,
661
00:25:40,052 --> 00:25:41,519
he ran for office
on the promise
662
00:25:41,587 --> 00:25:43,355
he'd build a thunderdome
in the schoolyard?
663
00:25:43,422 --> 00:25:47,359
I can't imagine what
that idiot's got planned now.
664
00:25:47,426 --> 00:25:48,927
That is an excellent question,
Tina.
665
00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,796
It's essentially
a giant cage-like structure,
666
00:25:51,864 --> 00:25:55,367
an arena where conflict
can be solved in a public forum.
667
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:58,837
My administration
will be all about transparency,
668
00:25:58,904 --> 00:26:00,905
hot dog wieners
of unusual lengths,
669
00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:04,542
- and gladiatorial justice.
- Spencer!
670
00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:06,144
Get your ass in here!
671
00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:07,646
That guy will not be here
672
00:26:07,713 --> 00:26:09,034
when I am running
this department.
673
00:26:09,081 --> 00:26:12,183
I'm going
to ask you this calmly.
674
00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:13,785
Are you insane?
675
00:26:13,853 --> 00:26:16,054
Oh, come on, you guys.
676
00:26:16,122 --> 00:26:18,556
It's not like
I'm actually going to be mayor.
677
00:26:18,624 --> 00:26:20,458
For more than two terms.
678
00:26:20,526 --> 00:26:22,093
I'm just gonna make
a few sweeping changes
679
00:26:22,161 --> 00:26:23,962
here at the department,
and then I'm out of here.
680
00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:26,164
Oh, Lassie, relax.
681
00:26:26,232 --> 00:26:28,299
I'm gonna withdraw.
Swagerty's clean.
682
00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:29,567
And the best man for the job.
683
00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:31,036
Your disloyalty
disheartens me--
684
00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:32,804
is what I would say
if I was still running.
685
00:26:32,872 --> 00:26:34,873
But I'm not.
686
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:36,508
As much as it pains me
to say, Shawn,
687
00:26:36,575 --> 00:26:38,610
you can't withdraw.
Not now.
688
00:26:38,678 --> 00:26:40,111
You're in the public eye, kid.
689
00:26:40,179 --> 00:26:42,747
If you bail,
it's gonna raise questions
690
00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:44,416
and subject you
to a little more scrutiny
691
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:46,117
than I think you want.
692
00:26:46,185 --> 00:26:48,319
Right, well, in that case,
693
00:26:48,387 --> 00:26:50,622
we should probably ease up
on the reins a bit.
694
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,424
You know, come up with a way
to subtly throw this thing.
695
00:26:52,491 --> 00:26:54,159
I can fix that.
696
00:26:54,226 --> 00:26:55,727
Great.
Gus, you are rehired
697
00:26:55,795 --> 00:26:57,595
as my solo campaign manager.
698
00:26:57,663 --> 00:26:59,164
You'll have to figure out
a way to make me seem
699
00:26:59,231 --> 00:27:00,631
less desirable,
which won't be easy.
700
00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:02,300
I can fix that.
701
00:27:02,368 --> 00:27:04,869
Here's the question.
702
00:27:04,937 --> 00:27:07,038
If Swagerty didn't kill
Channing, then who did?
703
00:27:07,106 --> 00:27:09,407
I mean, who else had motive?
704
00:27:11,544 --> 00:27:12,877
Those are Mexican turquoise.
705
00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:14,813
He used to bring them
706
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,114
from his remote surf spots
in Mexico
707
00:27:16,182 --> 00:27:17,248
and give 'em to people
as gifts.
708
00:27:17,316 --> 00:27:19,417
What is genius?
709
00:27:19,485 --> 00:27:21,052
Can you bottle it?
710
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,421
Is it something you would
even want to bottle?
711
00:27:23,489 --> 00:27:25,623
He was a principled politician
712
00:27:25,691 --> 00:27:26,958
and a great friend.
713
00:27:27,026 --> 00:27:28,059
To Gavin Channing.
714
00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:30,361
His wife!
715
00:27:30,429 --> 00:27:33,598
I am sensing that Channing
was a player!
716
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,366
That he cheated
on his wife willy-nilly,
717
00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:36,868
and the Spencers do not use
718
00:27:36,936 --> 00:27:38,703
the term "willy-nilly"
Willy-nilly.
719
00:27:38,771 --> 00:27:40,271
- No, we don't.
- Wait a minute.
720
00:27:40,339 --> 00:27:42,741
Woody found a gray hair
on Channing's body.
721
00:27:42,808 --> 00:27:43,942
She's not gray.
722
00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:49,080
Are these people important?
723
00:27:49,148 --> 00:27:52,383
Only her stylist
knows that for sure.
724
00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:58,890
Ah! Ah!
725
00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:02,393
Whoa.
Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho.
726
00:28:02,461 --> 00:28:04,896
Hello, Renee.
727
00:28:04,964 --> 00:28:07,465
Shawn.
I didn't know you rode.
728
00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:11,636
It's just about all we do
in my hometown of snowy river.
729
00:28:11,704 --> 00:28:13,104
It helps me find clarity.
730
00:28:13,172 --> 00:28:14,439
As a matter of fact,
731
00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:16,441
I'm getting some right now.
732
00:28:16,509 --> 00:28:19,210
Are you?
Fascinating.
733
00:28:19,278 --> 00:28:20,578
What I'm getting
is that your husband
734
00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:24,215
had a little problem
with monogamy!
735
00:28:24,283 --> 00:28:26,851
- Wait, Lightning!
- Well, now, you just unearthed
736
00:28:26,919 --> 00:28:28,853
the worst-kept secret
in Santa Barbara.
737
00:28:28,921 --> 00:28:31,156
Yes, Gavin was incorrigible.
738
00:28:31,223 --> 00:28:32,924
Seabiscuit, stop, stop.
739
00:28:32,992 --> 00:28:36,995
It was one
of his best qualities, really.
740
00:28:37,062 --> 00:28:39,330
We'd been living apart
for some time.
741
00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:41,078
I guess you could say
our marriage was a...
742
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,001
Sham?
Hyah!
743
00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:45,136
A career move.
744
00:28:45,204 --> 00:28:48,173
White Chocolate.
I don't know the horse's name.
745
00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:52,110
And that didn't bother you
at all?
746
00:28:52,178 --> 00:28:53,845
- No.
- Mrs. Channing,
747
00:28:53,913 --> 00:28:54,946
I'm ready for you.
748
00:28:55,014 --> 00:28:56,781
In a moment, Antonio.
749
00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:59,517
Hyah!
750
00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:01,619
Let's just say that Gavin and I
751
00:29:01,687 --> 00:29:03,621
had an understanding.
752
00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:06,558
Let's cut
to the chase here, Renee.
753
00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:08,726
A gray hair was found
on your husband's body.
754
00:29:08,794 --> 00:29:11,362
The same gray hair you used
to have before you colored it.
755
00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:13,164
I know you were there
the night he died.
756
00:29:13,232 --> 00:29:14,799
Yes, I was with him.
757
00:29:14,867 --> 00:29:17,101
But I didn't kill him.
758
00:29:17,169 --> 00:29:19,404
We slept together.
759
00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:22,006
That is disgusting.
And rich.
760
00:29:22,074 --> 00:29:23,708
Why would you do that?
761
00:29:23,776 --> 00:29:26,244
Well, I wanted to get
something for my 50 grand.
762
00:29:26,312 --> 00:29:30,148
We needed the 50 grand
for an exploratory committee.
763
00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:32,183
'Cause, even though
he was a terrible husband,
764
00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:34,118
he was a great lover,
765
00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:36,554
and would have been
a fabulous governor.
766
00:29:36,622 --> 00:29:39,657
I really wanted to make love
in that mansion...
767
00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:41,826
with Antonio.
768
00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:46,698
Well, I'm bored.
769
00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:49,634
Come on.
770
00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,609
All I'm saying
is that showing me passed out
771
00:29:57,676 --> 00:29:58,843
surrounded by beer cans
772
00:29:58,911 --> 00:30:00,411
is not exactly my idea
773
00:30:00,479 --> 00:30:01,846
of a nuanced photo.
774
00:30:01,914 --> 00:30:03,314
Well, if you hated that,
775
00:30:03,382 --> 00:30:05,049
you're not gonna like
this commercial.
776
00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:06,384
It's about to start airing.
777
00:30:06,452 --> 00:30:08,853
What?
Dude, we have a commercial?
778
00:30:08,921 --> 00:30:10,922
Yup. I sliced one together
last night
779
00:30:10,990 --> 00:30:12,590
and got the local station
to air it
780
00:30:12,658 --> 00:30:13,992
in exchange for you
giving free psychic readings
781
00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:15,126
- for the next year.
- Smart thinking.
782
00:30:15,194 --> 00:30:16,794
Yeah.
783
00:30:16,862 --> 00:30:18,502
I'm Shawn Spencer,
and this is my vision
784
00:30:18,564 --> 00:30:19,998
for Santa Barbara.
785
00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:24,469
Ooh.
786
00:30:26,672 --> 00:30:30,909
Ooh.
787
00:30:35,014 --> 00:30:37,248
- Wow.
- Sorry, man.
788
00:30:37,316 --> 00:30:39,550
- I had to go big.
- The bird thing was messed up.
789
00:30:39,618 --> 00:30:41,152
- Right.
- But some of those
790
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,854
- weren't far from the truth.
- I know.
791
00:30:46,158 --> 00:30:48,393
Straub.
792
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:51,029
How come I wasn't consulted
on that commercial?
793
00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:52,931
'Cause Gus is running
the show solo now.
794
00:30:52,998 --> 00:30:54,332
Sorry I didn't tell you,
795
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,900
but I just
haven't been satisfied
796
00:30:55,968 --> 00:30:57,168
with the way
my campaign's being managed.
797
00:30:57,236 --> 00:30:58,903
- Competently?
- Exactly.
798
00:30:58,971 --> 00:31:00,004
By the way, did you know
799
00:31:00,072 --> 00:31:01,639
that Channing did get the 50k
800
00:31:01,707 --> 00:31:02,874
for the exploratory committee
from his wife
801
00:31:02,942 --> 00:31:04,542
the night that he died?
802
00:31:04,610 --> 00:31:07,145
That's impossible.
He would have told me.
803
00:31:12,217 --> 00:31:13,885
Not if he never had
the opportunity.
804
00:31:13,953 --> 00:31:16,187
- What?
- Got to bounce.
805
00:31:16,255 --> 00:31:17,622
Gus, I have it.
806
00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:19,057
Channing was robbed.
807
00:31:19,124 --> 00:31:20,925
His wife gave him the 50k,
808
00:31:20,993 --> 00:31:22,360
someone broke into the house,
stole the money,
809
00:31:22,428 --> 00:31:24,696
and killed him
using that missing bookend.
810
00:31:24,763 --> 00:31:26,464
The one the killer
took with them
811
00:31:26,532 --> 00:31:27,865
after they clobbered Channing
over the head.
812
00:31:27,933 --> 00:31:29,634
So it must have been
an inside job.
813
00:31:29,702 --> 00:31:32,704
Someone with access
to this house.
814
00:31:38,143 --> 00:31:41,646
Perhaps we should start
with those.
815
00:31:41,714 --> 00:31:43,581
- Hey, Lassie.
- So I have eliminated
816
00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:45,450
the housekeeper
and the gardener,
817
00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:46,317
which pretty much leaves
the plumber.
818
00:31:46,385 --> 00:31:47,852
Guy named Mike Plummer.
819
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,754
He's a plumber
and his name is Plummer?
820
00:31:49,822 --> 00:31:51,289
I don't say things
to be humorous.
821
00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:52,657
Ooh, speaking of humorous,
822
00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:54,359
you, my friend,
are getting killed
823
00:31:54,426 --> 00:31:55,760
at the polls.
824
00:31:55,828 --> 00:31:57,195
Are you aware
that your campaign
825
00:31:57,262 --> 00:31:59,664
just aired an ad
detailing your foot fetish?
826
00:31:59,732 --> 00:32:02,100
It was quite disturbing.
827
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:05,603
Foot fetish?
Come on, son.
828
00:32:09,108 --> 00:32:13,344
Looks like Mike the plumber
came into some cash.
829
00:32:13,412 --> 00:32:15,947
- Hello?
- Hello.
830
00:32:16,015 --> 00:32:17,749
Mike Plummer the plumber?
831
00:32:23,422 --> 00:32:26,891
Uh, Shawn.
832
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:30,640
Yo.
What you got?
833
00:32:44,151 --> 00:32:46,622
Where have I seen
that dude before?
834
00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:54,204
Sniff around the body
or something.
835
00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:56,308
I'm gonna go snoop
on his computer.
836
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,809
Why do I got
to hang around a dead body?
837
00:32:57,877 --> 00:33:00,745
Because you love it.
838
00:33:09,879 --> 00:33:11,990
Dude, I just found
a bank statement
839
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,459
that shows a recent deposit
of $50,000.
840
00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:17,095
How recent?
Like four days ago recent?
841
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:20,098
Yup. The day after Channing
got that money from his ex-wife.
842
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,400
Your theory about him
robbing Channing was on point.
843
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,969
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
844
00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:29,567
Tom, this is Shawn Spencer
and Burton Guster.
845
00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:32,377
Guys, this is the city's
new mayor, Tom Swagerty.
846
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:34,212
That's Abby Sheldon,
847
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,215
Swagerty's ex-fiancee.
848
00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,818
What is she doing
at Channing's house?
849
00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:45,523
Asked and answered.
850
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,326
That Channing
was a randy little spaniel.
851
00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:53,064
Uh-oh.
852
00:33:56,002 --> 00:33:58,970
Let me see that.
853
00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:07,512
Bam, there was another deposit
made two months earlier,
854
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:10,682
four days after Abby's death.
855
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,685
- I got it.
- Good. Let's get out of here.
856
00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:15,587
I mean, why should I get fined
857
00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:17,255
for not picking up
my dog's poop?
858
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,623
Huh?
Why?
859
00:34:18,691 --> 00:34:21,259
Good evening.
Good evening, everyone.
860
00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:22,761
Excuse me.
So sorry.
861
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:25,296
My name is Shawn Spencer.
862
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:26,965
I am actually here
because I have had
863
00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,299
a psychic revelation
864
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,801
that will shake the foundation
865
00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:32,904
of Santa Barbara
to its very foundation.
866
00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,372
Here's the thing.
867
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,542
Abby Sheldon did not die
accidentally
868
00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,445
in her home,
as was widely reported.
869
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:44,182
She, in fact, expired
in the home of her lover,
870
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,185
the man that we all knew
as former mayor Gavin Channing.
871
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:53,291
I mean, does my dog get a bill
every time I do my business?
872
00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:54,959
Huh? Yeah.
873
00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:56,494
The points you're making
are valid.
874
00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:59,764
But I'm gonna be up here
for a really long time,
875
00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:03,368
so you'd be wise
to take a seat.
876
00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:06,104
Thank you.
877
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:08,973
Gavin Channing,
for all his flaws,
878
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,109
was not a murderer.
879
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,778
Now I am sensing
that Abby Sheldon's death
880
00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:15,647
was, in fact, accidental.
881
00:35:15,715 --> 00:35:19,350
Abby!
882
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,087
What does any politician do
when they're in a jam?
883
00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,555
They call
their right-hand man,
884
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,024
and, in this case,
that right-hand man
885
00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:28,727
was Jason Straub...
886
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,529
who, for the record,
is a lefty.
887
00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:33,465
Sure enough,
that is the first call
888
00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,400
that Channing made
the night Abby died,
889
00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:37,969
according to the phone records
obtained
890
00:35:38,037 --> 00:35:42,307
by SBPD's very own
Carlton Lassiter.
891
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:44,943
I am sensing
that you moved Abby's body
892
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,212
from Channing's house
back to her house,
893
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,581
still made it look
like an accident.
894
00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,519
But there were a couple things
that you didn't count on.
895
00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,387
First being Channing's
contractor, Mike Plummer.
896
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,723
Being the opportunist
that he was,
897
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:01,493
he jumped at the opportunity
to document
898
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,095
this potential scandal.
899
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,066
You can find these photographs
at his apartment.
900
00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:09,801
And you know this how?
901
00:36:09,869 --> 00:36:12,937
Because my senses
don't lie, they multiply.
902
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:16,141
Anyway, Mike Plummer
used these photographs
903
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:19,911
to blackmail Channing
to the tune of $50,000.
904
00:36:19,979 --> 00:36:21,713
Channing thought
it was a one-time payout.
905
00:36:21,781 --> 00:36:25,083
Then a couple months later,
Plummer shows up again
906
00:36:25,151 --> 00:36:26,985
and he asks for more.
907
00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:29,420
Channing was ready
to come clean, but Straub,
908
00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:31,689
the man who orchestrated
the entire cover-up,
909
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:33,591
didn't want to go to jail,
did you?
910
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,619
Come on, nobody's believing
this lunatic, right?
911
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:37,428
Jason, sit down.
912
00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:40,265
You pleaded with Channing
913
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,399
not to do it,
and when he refused,
914
00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:44,169
finally you killed him.
915
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,336
That's enough!
916
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,306
The other thing--
917
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:49,614
You stuffed him
into his wetsuit
918
00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,843
and you dumped him
into the ocean.
919
00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:53,645
The other thing
you didn't count on
920
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,281
was that the man
who succeeded Channing as mayor
921
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:58,750
is the same guy
who was not convinced
922
00:36:58,818 --> 00:37:00,185
that the accidental death
of his fiancee
923
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:01,653
was an accident...
924
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,454
Just came by here
to give you these.
925
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:04,455
A few key objectives
I'd like to get working on
926
00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,124
in the next couple weeks.
927
00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:07,832
Because among the list
of key objectives
928
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,694
he gave you
was a motion to reopen
929
00:37:09,762 --> 00:37:12,864
the police investigation
into the death of his fiancee.
930
00:37:12,932 --> 00:37:14,499
You needed to make sure
931
00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,801
that Swagerty
wasn't elected mayor,
932
00:37:16,869 --> 00:37:18,303
and that is why you tried
to help me beat him,
933
00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:19,971
but when that didn't work,
934
00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:22,307
you killed the only person,
Plummer,
935
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,808
that could testify against you
936
00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:26,978
in a future trial.
937
00:37:27,046 --> 00:37:30,114
Come on, Straub.
Give it up.
938
00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:36,621
Don't--don't do it.
939
00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:39,557
Don't--oh.
940
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:43,228
Have some respect for yourself.
941
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:44,729
That's it.
942
00:37:44,797 --> 00:37:47,999
I now cede the floor
to the crazy poop woman.
943
00:37:48,067 --> 00:37:50,835
God bless Santa Barbara.
944
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:05,740
It's not too late.
945
00:38:05,808 --> 00:38:07,776
We could turn around,
get Red Robin,
946
00:38:07,844 --> 00:38:09,478
go back to the Psych office.
947
00:38:09,545 --> 00:38:11,446
American Duos
premieres tonight.
948
00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:17,350
- I owe you one, man.
- You owe me infinity, Shawn.
949
00:38:31,295 --> 00:38:33,575
It's very simple.
950
00:38:33,721 --> 00:38:35,255
You have to tell the chief.
951
00:38:53,307 --> 00:38:57,244
You noticed the door
was closed, right?
952
00:38:57,311 --> 00:38:59,112
Something on your mind?
953
00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:00,514
Yeah, actually, it's my mind
954
00:39:00,581 --> 00:39:01,617
that I want to talk
to you about, chief?
955
00:39:01,737 --> 00:39:03,733
You--you know
those blackmail photos
956
00:39:03,853 --> 00:39:05,418
from the Channing case, right?
You remember those?
957
00:39:05,486 --> 00:39:06,920
It was three days ago.
958
00:39:06,988 --> 00:39:08,468
Oh, right, well,
the funny thing is,
959
00:39:08,489 --> 00:39:10,657
and truth is
it's not funny at all,
960
00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:12,959
I may not
have come across those
961
00:39:13,027 --> 00:39:14,828
in the manner that
you've grown accustomed to.
962
00:39:14,896 --> 00:39:16,796
I'm not following.
963
00:39:16,864 --> 00:39:19,199
What I'm saying, chief,
is that it is entirely possible
964
00:39:19,267 --> 00:39:22,335
that I have been
less than forthright
965
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:26,039
about the way that I do
the things that I do.
966
00:39:26,107 --> 00:39:28,575
Like this.
This, for example.
967
00:39:30,444 --> 00:39:33,780
Mainly that really.
968
00:39:33,848 --> 00:39:35,782
What I'm saying
is that I'm sorry,
969
00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:37,384
- but that I'm not actually--
- He's covering for me.
970
00:39:37,451 --> 00:39:39,319
- What?
- Shawn led me
971
00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:41,021
to the blackmail photos,
and I obtained them
972
00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:44,291
- without an official warrant.
- I'm sorry?
973
00:39:44,358 --> 00:39:46,626
We wouldn't have gotten
the evidence if we'd waited.
974
00:39:46,694 --> 00:39:48,461
So you searched the victim's
computer without a warrant?
975
00:39:48,529 --> 00:39:50,230
Yes, I did.
976
00:39:50,298 --> 00:39:53,300
But it was just the one time,
I swear.
977
00:39:53,367 --> 00:39:55,247
You understand that,
if a judge knew about this,
978
00:39:55,269 --> 00:39:57,070
Straub would walk?
979
00:39:57,138 --> 00:39:59,372
Fortunately for all of us,
we got a confession from him.
980
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,041
Whew.
981
00:40:01,108 --> 00:40:03,743
Well, then I guess--
I guess we're good here.
982
00:40:03,811 --> 00:40:05,111
Orange whip?
Orange whip?
983
00:40:05,179 --> 00:40:08,381
No, Mr. Spencer,
we are not good at all.
984
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:10,784
You are a police officer,
Ms. O'Hara.
985
00:40:10,851 --> 00:40:15,055
- And, Mr. Spencer, you are a...
- Psychic.
986
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:18,225
I was going to say
an independent contractor,
987
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,227
and both of you serve
the people of this city.
988
00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:22,028
And everything
is to remain aboveboard.
989
00:40:22,096 --> 00:40:23,530
Do I make myself clear?
990
00:40:23,598 --> 00:40:25,599
- Yes, chief.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
991
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:28,535
Good.
992
00:40:29,737 --> 00:40:32,639
You're dismissed.
993
00:40:37,878 --> 00:40:40,080
Good-bye, Mr. Spencer.
994
00:40:40,147 --> 00:40:43,049
Later, chief.
995
00:40:52,093 --> 00:40:53,560
Jules, let's not make this
996
00:40:53,628 --> 00:40:55,128
any more complicated
than it needs to be.
997
00:40:55,196 --> 00:40:56,763
I know exactly why you did
what you did
998
00:40:56,831 --> 00:40:58,064
with the chief this morning.
999
00:40:58,132 --> 00:40:59,566
Really?
Do tell.
1000
00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:01,334
Well, it's obvious,
don't you think?
1001
00:41:01,402 --> 00:41:04,271
I mean, without me,
Santa Barbara turns into Detroit
1002
00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:05,705
within a week.
1003
00:41:05,773 --> 00:41:08,275
- That's not it.
- It's not?
1004
00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:09,876
Shawn, when I first asked you
1005
00:41:09,944 --> 00:41:11,211
to tell the chief the truth
1006
00:41:11,279 --> 00:41:13,179
and you declined,
1007
00:41:13,247 --> 00:41:15,048
I just thought
you were being selfish.
1008
00:41:15,116 --> 00:41:16,876
But then you were actually
going to tell her.
1009
00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:18,285
It hit me--
1010
00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:20,120
if I let you
go through with this
1011
00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:22,255
and throw everything away,
1012
00:41:22,323 --> 00:41:24,924
well...
1013
00:41:24,992 --> 00:41:27,027
I'd be the one
being selfish, wouldn't I?
1014
00:41:27,094 --> 00:41:28,528
I couldn't let you.
1015
00:41:28,596 --> 00:41:30,964
Gus is so thankful.
1016
00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:33,566
I know.
1017
00:41:33,634 --> 00:41:36,770
So should we just do it?
1018
00:41:36,837 --> 00:41:38,405
Easy.
1019
00:41:38,472 --> 00:41:40,273
I'm not ready
to get back together.
1020
00:41:40,341 --> 00:41:43,209
I mean, there's still an issue
of trust here.
1021
00:41:43,277 --> 00:41:46,046
I can't just flip a switch.
1022
00:41:46,113 --> 00:41:48,348
- That's fair.
- Mm.
1023
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:50,383
- Shawn.
- Yes?
1024
00:41:50,451 --> 00:41:53,520
It's not going to happen.
1025
00:41:53,587 --> 00:41:55,255
All right, well,
you just tell me
1026
00:41:55,323 --> 00:41:56,923
when you're ready,
because I'm going to be waiting.
1027
00:41:56,991 --> 00:42:00,493
In my stocking feet,
wearing a chef's hat
1028
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,162
and an apron.
1029
00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:03,530
And that's it.
1030
00:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,165
Hmm.
1031
00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:07,701
Now who's ready
for some Souplantation?
1032
00:42:07,768 --> 00:42:10,670
Soup?
Soup I can do.
1033
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:12,105
What about bisque?
1034
00:42:12,173 --> 00:42:14,007
I'm hoping there's a bisque.
1035
00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:16,309
With a little bit of luck,
1036
00:42:16,377 --> 00:42:17,944
they'll have the veggie chili.
1037
00:42:18,012 --> 00:42:19,279
Oh, I love the veggie chili.
1038
00:42:19,347 --> 00:42:20,807
- It's very chunky.
- It is chunky,
1039
00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:23,100
but I love my chili chunky.
1040
00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:34,999
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1040
00:42:35,305 --> 00:43:35,277
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