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You, as the jury, have the
responsibility to bring justice.
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But I'm gonna make
it very easy on you
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because the
prosecution will prove...
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(LAWYER CONTINUES) No,
Shawn, I'm not nervous to testify.
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You just gotta get up
there and tell the truth.
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The jury is not just one thing.
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Strong individuals who
each bring their own unique
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perspective into the courtroom.
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It's a lawyer's job to
read that perspective.
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For instance, what do you notice
about juror number three's shirt?
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He's got a hole in his collar
and it's buttoned all wrong.
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(BABY COOING) Would Mommy ever
let me leave the house looking like that?
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Of course not.
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So that tells me
that this guy's single.
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Which is gonna influence the
way he thinks about the defendant
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because she's a
young attractive woman.
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You got it?
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LAWYER: As the state's first
witness, I would like to call...
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Hey, come on,
concentrate, Shawn.
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One day you're gonna make me proud
walking up the steps of this courthouse.
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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com
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They impounded my motorcycle,
Gus. That's what they did.
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What are you staring
at? The future, Shawn.
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I have a personal GPS
system in my phone.
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It's like I'm starring
in my own spy movie.
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Oh, you were, until
you got recast. What?
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Oh, God, no one told you?
What you talking about?
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From here on out, you're gonna
be played by Billy Bob Thornton.
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Why would Billy Bob Thornton be
the choice to play me? He shouldn't be.
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He also shouldn't have been
the choice to replace Matthau,
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as Buttermaker in the
Bad News Bears remake.
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But that happened,
didn't it, Gus?
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(SIGHS)
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I hate remakes.
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It's infuriating Gus, you don't
remake The Dukes of Hazzard.
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The whole point of a remake is
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to choose something that
showed serious promise
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but failed to live
up to expectations.
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I mean that's the
magic of movies.
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Oh, I feel you, but they add all those
new characters that were super broad.
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The whole subplot with the
racecar driver. He was terrible.
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It was cartoonish.
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It's weird. It says I'm a friend
of Wiffle Waffles on Harper Ave.
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Hold the syrup. Who's that?
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Shawn, wait. Shawn... Relax.
Wait. She's gonna be money.
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Hi, there. My name
is Shawn Spencer.
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This is my partner,
Robert Jones.
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But you may call him Bob.
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We would like to cast you
in the remake of his life.
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Don't pay him any mind.
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My name is Burton Guster. Hello.
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Do you by chance know where the
parking ticket payment window is?
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You poor thing. Yeah, I do
actually. It's down the hall to your left.
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Then you're gonna make another left
and then left again at the double doors.
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Thank you again
for your kindness.
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So shines a good
deed in a weary world.
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Aw, Willy Wonka.
One of my favorites.
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(IMITATING ENGLISH ACCENT) "Snozberry,
who's ever heard of a snozberry?
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"We are the music makers and
we are the dreamers of the dreams."
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I can't believe they remade it.
That's what I'm talking about.
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Sorry, it's time for
us to go. Hi. Okay.
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By the way, have you seen my
notebook? It's a big blue thing.
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It has all my notes in it. No.
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All right, well... It was really nice to
meet you guys. Good luck with the tickets.
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Yeah, we should go.
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And so she walked
out of our lives, forever.
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Congratulations. You are
now a full-fledged fugitive.
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Come on, man, you are the
one that put waffles into my head.
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Besides, I hardly think the court system
expected me to wait in line that long.
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That's exactly
what they expected.
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Ah. Good morning, Connie.
Good morning, Morty.
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Hey, Sun Up Santa
Barbara! I'm Morty Camp,
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and this sitting right next
to me is my lovely wife,
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Connie Camp. (IMITATING GROWL)
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Oh, Morty. Oh, come on. Am I
right? This guy knows I'm right.
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Man, you are so
irascible. No, I can't help it.
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You know, 15 years of
marriage and I'm still smitten.
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I would take you over Kelly
Ripa any day of the week.
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And not just the weekdays.
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That kind of love
is beautiful, Shawn.
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I wish I had what he has.
MORTY: Well, Connie,
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roving reporter Ruben Leonard
will be on location with a veterinarian
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who designs cosmetic testicles
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for neutered dogs.
Restoring their dog-nity.
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And on a more downward note,
one of our very own KRXJ family,
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weatherman Jackson
Hale, was attacked
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right here at the station
last month and, sadly,
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died from those injuries. It's
just a horrible shocking tragedy.
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So, so shocking. He
was such a good man.
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Hmm, the best. And Monty
he was so very handsome.
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Oh, what a true Adonis.
What a head of hair on that guy.
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Yeah. Well, we'll bring you
up to the minute coverage
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of the trial of his
accused murderer.
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Now, as promised, we take
you live to the courthouse steps
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for a press conference
already in progress.
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Logan Phelps for
the prosecution.
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Sandra Panitch went with Jackson
Hale to the Channel 8 news studio
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engaged in sexual relations, then
stabbed him in the heart with a knife.
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Hey, that's the girl we
met in the hallway today
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that flirted with me. It is.
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SHAWN: Hello, there, my
name is Shawn Spencer.
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This is my partner Robert Jones.
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Killer though, her?
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Adam Hornstock,
attorney for the defense.
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Sandra Panitch has
never been arrested
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for a crime in her life.
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She is a pre-school teacher
and spends most of her time
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baking for the...
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She's a pre-school teacher...
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For the... Who bakes.
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ADAM: For the...
She's a bake lady, Gus.
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Wow. Look at this poor guy.
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Assistant league.
Assistance league.
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Have you seen my notebook,
by the way? It's a big blue thing.
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It's got all my notes in it.
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Handkerchief in his left breast
pocket. It's not decorative.
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It's used for dabbing
sweat and a lot of it.
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Nervous, discombobulated,
unorganized.
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Adam Hornstock
may not know it yet,
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but he needs us.
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Objection.
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Excuse me, who are these guys?
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And why are you in my courtroom?
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I'm here to pay parking
tickets, Your Majesty.
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And we are also here as
consultants for the defense.
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Legal consultants?
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♪ I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth
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♪ I know, you know They
just don't have any proof
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♪ Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend
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♪ Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end ♪
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(SCREAMING)
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Who are you guys?
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I just met them this morning.
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Name's Shawn Spencer. Just
set up a psychic detective shingle.
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Don't have a business card,
chap, but we're here to help.
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Help? Why's your arm around
my shoulder? It's really weird.
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That's fair, you're right. Gus.
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Is your friend
hitting on my client?
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Not successfully.
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JUDGE: Mr. Hornstock, would
you like to explain who these
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miscreants are?
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Oh, yes I would your honor,
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more than anything in the world.
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But may I have a moment?
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For your sake,
that's a good idea.
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Five minute recess.
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(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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Recess? That's odd. Okay.
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Hey, Phelps! You
a hopscotch man?
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Oh, Hornstock, you
hired babysitters.
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Doesn't matter, you
losing this case either way.
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Okay, seriously, did my dad
hire you guys or my brother?
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I knew they didn't think I could
handle this, they don't believe in me.
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Adam, Adam, Adam.
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I'm Burton Guster.
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And I'm a legal expert of sorts.
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You're a lawyer?
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Almost a lawyer. I was on
the early track to become one.
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In the sixth grade.
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Plus I've seen every
courtroom drama ever made.
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That's true, he's like Debra
Winger in Legal Eagles.
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I'm Glenn Close in Jagged
Edge and you know it.
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I like both those movies.
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ADAM: Look, I can't hire you
guys, I don't have the authority.
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I have zero power.
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I don't even have my own office.
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Don't I have the authority?
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Don't worry about that.
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We're doing this one pro bono.
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We are both
professional bonos. What?
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Just give me one
witness, Hornstock.
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(INHALES DEEPLY) One witness.
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Your honor. We'd like to call our independent
expert pathologist from Los Angeles.
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Woodrow Juniper Strode.
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PHELPS: Dr. Strode.
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You are a board-certified
pathologist. Is that correct?
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I am.
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And did you examine
the body of Jackson Hale
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on the evening of his death and please
do answer honestly, you are under oath.
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I did.
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And that evening, I ate an old
school Salisbury steak TV dinner,
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but I ate the brownie first.
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I know that was wrong.
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This is your expert pathologist?
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I'm only being honest.
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I don't know if you
heard, I'm under oath.
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Yes or no, Doctor, please.
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STRODE: Yes.
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PHELPS: Dr. Strode. What
did you observe on the body...
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Uh-oh. Of Jackson Hale...
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I don't think juror number
five likes you at all.
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She don't like me?
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Oh, it's the tie.
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What's wrong with the tie?
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Well, it's a little bit...
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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It's... (BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
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(CONTINUES BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
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SHAWN: Weigh in here, Gus.
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I'm not doing this Shawn.
Come on, just tell him.
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I'm not doing it. Look at the
tie and tell him what you think.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Gus, give me your tie. What?
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I feel like it's
important. This is my tie.
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I bought it. It's my tie, I... A
woman's life is hanging in the balance.
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(CHOKING)
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Uh, your honor?
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Objection! Irrelevant
and inadmissible.
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Sustained. Really?
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Yes, really. You want
to argue with me?
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Oh, you guys are
really good at this.
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SHAWN: Tie is working.
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Maybe we really
have a shot at this.
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You guys, we have a
boner-fide defense team now.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Detective
Lassiter and hello, junior detective.
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Ow... O'Hara.
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What are you guys
doing in the courthouse?
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Detective Lassiter and I made
the arrest of Sandra Panitch.
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What are you staring
at? Your clavicle.
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I'm here because it's my case.
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It's also our case.
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We just signed on to be legal
consultants to the defense.
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She's innocent, we know it.
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Oh, you know. Well that's good.
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Apparently you know
more than a legal system
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that's been established
for over 200 years.
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Two hundred years? (LAUGHING)
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Do you have any idea
how foolish you sound?
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Two hundred, Gus.
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It's cavemen with
ties, suing dinosaurs.
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(GRUNTS) I am caveman!
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I invented wheel,
not Croc. Shawn.
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You can't possibly
be this stupid.
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Come on, detective.
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Ah!
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Wait.
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(GRUNTS)
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I'm getting really
strong vibes here.
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What are you doing for the
next eight years, because
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I'm sensing that we
become very much involved.
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You're way off on that, Shawn.
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Do we have ups and
downs? Sure. Mmm-hmm.
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Like anyone, but I
can see it so clearly.
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Your corn silk hair nestled
on this gentlemen's shoulder
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right in the crook.
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O'Hara, shake a leg.
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Never happening, Shawn.
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Okay.
248
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But you're adorable
when you're in denial.
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Do not talk to him.
250
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Shawn, Gus, thank you again.
251
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Oh, but now I have
so much work to do.
252
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All these depositions and
witness reports to comb over.
253
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I haven't even cracked
open the Ruben Leonard file.
254
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Can I count on your help?
255
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Sorry, Hornstock it's just,
uh, It's not the way we work.
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I need to touch things,
taste things and smell things.
257
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Smell 'em?
258
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And Gus doesn't even read.
259
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We all have our strengths.
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Ours are in front of the camera.
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We're going
live in five, four...
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(MOUTHING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Okay, we are back,
Santa Barbara. Yeah.
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And Morty and I are
cozying up on the couch
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for one of our famous
"Sip and Chat" segments.
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You know, Connie, I never get
sick of our theme music. I love it.
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Well, we are joined today
by two very special guests.
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Now they have just joined the
defense team of the Jackson Hale trial.
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Please welcome Shawn
Spencer and Burteen Gusten.
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Welcome.
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Thank you so much,
Connie and Morty.
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Now, not to be a skeptic
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but I just don't think I've heard
of a psychic detective before.
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Have you Morty?
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No, no, I have not.
No, Connie, no. Yeah.
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But it seems fascinating.
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Hmm, for a children's
party, maybe. Well...
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But for a murder trial?
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Shawn, I mean, listen.
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Sandra Panitch, she is facing
some very serious charges,
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and I certainly don't want to try
her in the court of public opinion.
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No, no, no, no.
But I will say this.
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Things do not look good for her.
285
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No, they do not.
286
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Oh, my... Not to mention the
shenanigans of her attorney...
287
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Adam... Is it Hornstock?
288
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,924
Is that it? Hornstock. Now
he is an odd duck, isn't he?
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Yeah. Isn't that right? Would
you say that about him?
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Yeah, I should say you two
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have your work cut out for
you. Doesn't make any sense.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
293
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Oh, Don't worry, don't
worry. I was pre-pre-pre-law.
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MORTY: Oh. Oh,
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Doogie Howser. (LAUGHING)
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Well, you know, Jackson
Hale was a colleague,
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but he was also a dear friend.
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And I think we all just want
justice. CONNIE: Mmm-hmm.
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And you know what
else we want us to see?
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You guys, when we come
back after this short break. Hey.
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DIRECTOR: And we are
clear. Three minutes, everyone.
302
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,248
That's one hell of a pinky ring.
303
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,850
Thanks, thank you. So, Shawn,
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I would get a huge kick out of
you using your psychic powers,
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00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,396
to tell me what I'm thinking
right now. (MORTY LAUGHS)
306
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,500
Yeah, sure, I can do that.
307
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,849
There's a bit of
pageantry involved.
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00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,551
So I'm just gonna need you
to... Oh, I'm not surprised.
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Okay. Trust the process.
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Okay, well. It's a
physical process. Mmm.
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And here it is.
312
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,307
I think I've got it.
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00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,295
The thoughts that you're
having about my partner...
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Not suitable for a morning show.
315
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,601
You know, I'm getting
something else right now, too.
316
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,820
It's pretty juicy.
317
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,871
You guys aren't even together
right now, what's that about?
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(LAUGHS) I don't think so.
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00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,340
SHAWN: Morty's not even
staying at the house, Gus.
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00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,663
Yeah, he's chilling
at a motel. Really?
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00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:21,928
That can't be good,
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so your relationship's
a sham then,
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00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,762
which means this
whole show is a sham.
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00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,229
Hey, get off my...
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00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,603
Back off!
326
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,142
Morty! Ow! Ah.
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00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,370
Yeah.
328
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,465
DIRECTOR: Sixty
seconds, everyone.
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(ALL BICKERING INAUDIBLY)
330
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All right. GUS: Stop.
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All right, look.
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I don't know how you
figured out any of that,
333
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,260
but it's none of your business.
334
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,087
Everything in the psychic
realm is my business, Jack.
335
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,302
All right, it's true, all right?
336
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,227
Our marriage is on the bends,
337
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,458
but the network told us
to keep it under wraps
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for the sake of the show.
339
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,325
There is more to it than
that. We're working it out.
340
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,562
We really are.
341
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,606
'Cause I gotta say this whole
Jackson Hale murder thing
342
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has just really made me
appreciate the frailty of life.
343
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,339
I mean, he's out there gallivanting
around with all these women.
344
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,970
I warned him.
It gets him killed.
345
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,275
It gets him killed.
346
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:13,018
Also, I don't mind saying being
single in this town is worse than death.
347
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,351
You know, and I have
started to come to realize
348
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,357
very, very, very recently
349
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:22,486
that I have a man
right next to me
350
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,031
and he is just fine.
351
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,525
And look, I mean, I know,
352
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,796
I'm a really good
looking newscaster
353
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,995
and I could Aaron Eckhart my way
around town if I wanted. Aaron Eckhart?
354
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,908
Well, whatever, I can Jim Caviezel
my way around town if I want to.
355
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,021
We would just appreciate if
you would keep this under wraps.
356
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,023
SHAWN: Hey. MORTY: Please,
for the sake of crew morale.
357
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,047
What?
358
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,059
Miss Camp, your tennis lesson
was changed to 5:00 p.m. today.
359
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,107
Thank you, Priscilla.
360
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,516
Mr. Spencer?
361
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,452
That's me. And friend.
362
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,217
I'm Priscilla Morgenstern.
363
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,791
I'm the receptionist here.
364
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,053
I was told that you would
like a tour of the studio.
365
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,358
Well, if you are the studio
then, yes, that's correct.
366
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,949
And then we'd like to see where
this horrible murder took place.
367
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,366
All right, let's walk the crime.
368
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,494
You're standing exactly
right where it happened.
369
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,770
So grizzly.
370
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,482
All right, Priscilla, what am
I looking at? What is this?
371
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,099
This is a green screen,
372
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,402
so we can superimpose any images
of the weather we would like onto it.
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00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,811
He would bring a girl back to
where he does the weather?
374
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,440
Was this a typical
Friday night for him?
375
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,848
I didn't really know
him enough to say.
376
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,384
Rumor has it he was into
some pretty kinky stuff.
377
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,946
I guess some girls like a
weather set and camera.
378
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,590
Gus does the same thing, but
he's the only one in the videos.
379
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,788
My typical Friday night
is alone on my couch
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00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,592
eating leftover shishito
peppers and watching Jericho.
381
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,798
Really?
382
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:33,924
Follow me.
383
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,736
Guess there's a lid
for every pot. Yeah.
384
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:40,738
This is where we keep all our
newscasters' offices, our editing bays,
385
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,274
also several notices for
cat sitters if you need any.
386
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,342
Hey, hey, hey!
387
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,737
SHAWN: This here
is the break room?
388
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,557
Are those snacks? Are
they free? May we partake?
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00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,925
I just need a little
something to hold me over...
390
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,383
Visitors don't get snacks.
391
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,079
This also doubles as
Ruben Leonard's office.
392
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,384
He is our roving
human interests reporter.
393
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,455
Although most of his stories
are usually neither of those things.
394
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,662
Ruben is taking over as
our temporary weatherman.
395
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,994
I hardly he cracked open
the Ruben Leonard file.
396
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,365
Priscilla,
397
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,870
do you know where Ruben
is roving at this very moment?
398
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:17,972
Gus, this is exactly what it feels like to
walk on the moon if the moon was black.
399
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,478
The moon is black, Shawn.
400
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,738
What? The moon is
black and Jesus is black
401
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,442
and Grimace is
black. End of story.
402
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,076
Oh, Gus. I think
that's Ruben Leonard.
403
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,812
Is he dead? I don't know.
404
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:28,887
(SHOUTING) Ruben!
405
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,456
Ruben!
406
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,718
(GRUNTS) Ruben!
407
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,787
(BOTH GRUNTS)
408
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,064
Ruben! Ruben Leonard!
409
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,359
(MUMBLING FAINTLY)
He's alive. He's alive.
410
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,362
(SCREAMING)
411
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,365
I'm good. I'm... I'm good.
412
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,234
I just have scoliosis
right on my back,
413
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,572
so uneven surfaces are
not my friend. (SIGHS)
414
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,710
All right. Okay.
415
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,905
I see. Well,
416
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,377
my name is Shawn Spencer. I'm
a psychic detective. This is Gus.
417
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,541
He's my black Cameron.
418
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,177
We are legal consultants on
the Jackson Hale murder trial.
419
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,664
We'd like to ask
you a few questions.
420
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,919
Oh, I'm about to
go on the air live
421
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,654
and I need to practice this so I
don't look like a complete idiot.
422
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,358
Do you have until 2007?
423
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,428
(BOTH LAUGHING)
424
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,095
What was your relationship
with Jackson Hale?
425
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,166
I admired him greatly.
426
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,709
But isn't it true that you, too,
wanted to be a weatherman?
427
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,289
Oh, I love the weather but I could
never do what he did, I mean...
428
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,441
So, you really enjoy
getting up at 4:00 a.m.
429
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,848
and covering the Gilotta's
Seniors Bake-Off and Poetry Jam?
430
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,945
You know, I do. But, what
can I say? I'm a fan of the arts.
431
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,021
CAMERAMAN: Ruben!
432
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,581
We're ready. Okay.
433
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,657
Gus,
434
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,251
(WHISPERING) We got this guy.
435
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,654
Hello, I'm Ruben Leonard
436
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,965
and all these kids are jumping
for charity. Oh! (GRUNTS)
437
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,125
BOTH: Oh!
438
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,328
Boy, I didn't see
that... Direct hit. Ooh!
439
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,668
(GROANING)
(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)
440
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,172
Your witness, Mr. Hornstock.
441
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,459
Let's go. JUDGE: You're
going to question him or not?
442
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,981
Oh, shoot, my father's here.
443
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,885
He's come to watch me fail. Huh?
444
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,432
Wait! You don't think
Ruben Leonard had
445
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,976
anything to do with
the murder, do you?
446
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,183
SHAWN: Not really, no.
447
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,955
But if we can get one
member of that jury
448
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,471
to ask the same
question, we're in business.
449
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:17,724
Start with this.
450
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,163
Mr. Leonard, you are a
meteorologist, aren't you? I am, indeed.
451
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,166
But not on the air.
452
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,801
No, not thus far.
453
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,772
Well, maybe that's because
454
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,704
you don't have a
meteorologist's name.
455
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,777
I don't follow.
456
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,471
Well, if I was to look
up the name "Leonard"
457
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:39,048
in say, a weather glossary,
would I see a definition?
458
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,451
No, you wouldn't.
Where is this going?
459
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,012
Yes, Mr. Hornstock,
where is this going?
460
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,991
Oh, I'm sorry, Your
Honor, it's just that every
461
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,995
successful weatherman that I
know has a real weatherman's name.
462
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:51,729
Jackson Hale, for example.
463
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,197
That isn't even his real name.
464
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,392
Precisely!
465
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,502
Have ever considered
going by the name
466
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,895
Cumulus Jaycott?
467
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,817
That's ridiculous.
HORNSTOCK: Is it though?
468
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:03,204
How about Aurora Borealis?
469
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,109
Humid Lazenby?
470
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,470
Frozen Diamond Doppler Dew...
471
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,844
I'm just fine with my name.
472
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,580
HORNSTOCK: Hurricane Carter?
473
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,676
Leaf Garrett?
474
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,312
How about Blizzardo?
475
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,320
Or maybe Tsunami Ali?
476
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,052
Puddles Takahama,
477
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,993
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. High Tide.
478
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,893
Dick Ice Luge!
479
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,293
I have a degree in meteorology
480
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,232
from the University of Virginia
481
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,238
and I was junior Tornado
Watch captain for seven years.
482
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:36,399
Jackson Hale had a
degree in physical education
483
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,740
from a junior college
and a Masters in grab ass.
484
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:39,911
(PEOPLE WHISPERING)
485
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,110
He was worthless.
He was worthless.
486
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,843
And he was an embarrassment
487
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,647
to every real
meteorologist like myself.
488
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,221
And he should have been
stabbed in the heart a long time ago.
489
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,751
(JURORS GASP)
490
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,794
Thank you.
491
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,032
Objection! A
little late for that,
492
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,666
don't you think, counselor?
493
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,026
That's the kind of
confidence I'm talking about.
494
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,934
We are on our way
to winning this thing.
495
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,004
That was awesome.
496
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,439
But...
497
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,209
First, we make nice
and nice with Rubes
498
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,775
and then we find evidence that
sends him to the chair. Boom!
499
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,814
Happy Monday, Priscilla.
500
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,089
It's Thursday. I
don't think that's true.
501
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,058
Did I mention that Gus, here,
is single and ready to mingle?
502
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,457
It's true. Where's Ruben?
503
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,671
He's about to do the weather.
504
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,335
He should be on the
sound stage right now.
505
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,222
No, you cannot just go in there.
506
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,768
It's okay. We're
on-air personalities.
507
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,531
(MACHINE BEEPS) Thank you.
508
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,112
Probably a buckle. Oh, yeah.
509
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,764
It's coming, it's coming.
(BOTH STRUGGLING)
510
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,881
Just won't budge at all...
511
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,284
(BOTH GROANING)
512
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,454
Uh-oh, Gus.
513
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,360
(SIGHS)
514
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,436
Uh-oh what?
515
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,404
Uh-oh, Ruben.
516
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,938
Uh-oh.
517
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,121
This better be good, Spencer. Trust
me, Lassie, this was well worth the trip.
518
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,238
HENRY: Shawn. Dad?
519
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,414
Get over here now.
520
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,015
He's probably lost.
521
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,843
(CHUCKLES) Just give
me one second, you guys.
522
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,947
What are you doing here?
523
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,766
No, what are you doing
here at Sun Up Santa Barbara
524
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,088
making an ass out of yourself?
525
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,922
What, you guys think
you're lawyers now?
526
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,193
Yeah, minus the law degree
or whatever else is required.
527
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,255
Note to self, that would
make a heck of a TV show.
528
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,075
That is my name you're
throwing around out there
529
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,476
and I've got a
reputation in this town.
530
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,662
Would you relax. We're
doing whatever we have to do
531
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,705
to find out who really
killed Jackson Hale.
532
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,569
Spencer, I don't have all day.
533
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,575
I'm speaking with my maker.
534
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,909
Fine.
535
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,406
This is not some silly game
and you better not treat it like one.
536
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,107
I'm doing my damnedest
here to make you proud
537
00:21:57,183 --> 00:22:00,915
in as a subdued and civilized
manner as I know how.
538
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:02,387
After all,
539
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,024
you taught me everything I know.
540
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:09,225
Okay, thanks. I, uh...
541
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,623
I appreciate that.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
542
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,330
Good talk, pop.
Thanks for coming by.
543
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,736
Psychic vision time, baby.
544
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,297
I am sensing that Ruben
Leonard hated Jackson Hale
545
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,206
because he was an
untouchable weatherman
546
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,610
who liked to be touched
by the la-la-la-ladies.
547
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,044
Ruben knew he would never
get a chance to be weatherman
548
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,515
as long as Jackson
was still around.
549
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,918
So he decided to pay
him a visit at the station.
550
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:39,285
On the night that he was
pumpernickeling Sandra Panitch.
551
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,925
And that is when he killed him.
552
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,588
In cold blood.
553
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:48,395
That is edge-of-your-seat kind of stuff
there, Spencer, but you have no evidence.
554
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:55,967
(SHAWN GASPS)
555
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,121
Is that the murder weapon?
(INHALES SHARPLY)
556
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:01,145
Where's Ruben now?
557
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,939
He's getting ready
to do the weather.
558
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,608
Crap.
559
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,889
So, Santa Barbara,
if you've got...
560
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,030
Like I was saying,
if you've got, um,
561
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:21,967
big plans this weekend,
keep those fingers crossed
562
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:24,559
because rain...
563
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,070
It's coming.
564
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,030
Why are you looking
at me like that?
565
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,401
(WHISPERING) The
guilt is eating him alive.
566
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,437
RUBEN: Stop
looking at me like that.
567
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,313
It's all lies.
568
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,660
He's going to make a run for it.
569
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,962
He can't make a run for it,
can he? No, I don't think so, no.
570
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,420
I'll tell you what else is lies.
571
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:44,957
These accusations that
I killed Jackson Hale.
572
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,550
(COUGHING)
573
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,059
RUBEN: Lies. Should
I do something?
574
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:50,247
RUBEN: Lies. What the
hell are you gonna do?
575
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,856
I did not kill that
silver-headed man-slut.
576
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,109
(RUBEN COUGHING)
Sure you didn't.
577
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,897
And neither did Sandra Panitch.
578
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,335
(WHEEZING)
579
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,399
But I'll tell you...
580
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,597
I'll tell you who did do it.
581
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,774
(RUBEN EXHALES)
582
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,543
(ALL GASPING) (GRUNTS)
583
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,572
(PEOPLE MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
584
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,141
Umm... We'll be right back.
585
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,922
All right, there's one thing
here we know for certain.
586
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,356
This proves that
Sandra isn't our killer.
587
00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:26,263
Gus is right. She's in custody, no
way she could have poisoned Ruben.
588
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,177
Slow your roll there, detective. We
don't know that Ruben was poisoned.
589
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,712
For all we know, this
man died of a heart attack.
590
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:33,205
All I know is that Jackson
had a lot of girlfriends
591
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,871
and, trust me, I
know from experience,
592
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,534
you can't keep them all happy.
593
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,578
You feel me. (CHUCKLING)
594
00:24:39,745 --> 00:24:40,974
Anyone? (CHUCKLING)
595
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:42,046
Amen. (CHUCKLING)
596
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:47,209
Gus just made us all feel very
awkward, but he could be right.
597
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:50,819
Maybe we should be looking at all
the other women that Jackson was...
598
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:52,757
Hi.
599
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,986
Did I mention that Gus here
is single and ready to mingle?
600
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,289
Dude, you're dead wrong.
601
00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:02,466
We should be looking at the one
woman Jackson wasn't hailing on.
602
00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:04,980
What? The one gal he wasn't
playing pants off, dance off with.
603
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,181
What are you
talking about, Shawn?
604
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:09,039
Call Hornstock and tell him
we wanna move Priscilla...
605
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:12,639
(WHISPERING) To
the top of the witness list.
606
00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,816
Priscilla, isn't it true
607
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,410
that you pined for Jackson Hale?
608
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:23,855
(CLEARS THROAT) No.
609
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:27,359
Really chapped your chassis that
he liked a lot of women but not you.
610
00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:28,894
Objection, leading.
611
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:29,961
Overruled.
612
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,895
Made you feel like you
weren't good enough.
613
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,255
No.
614
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:36,530
And Jackson Hale wasn't
very picky either, was he?
615
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,601
And that just drove
you nuts, didn't it?
616
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,172
No.
617
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,207
(HORNSTOCK EXHALES)
618
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,408
Talk about his hair or the
way he smelled or something.
619
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:51,747
Priscilla, Jackson Hale's silver locks
really revved your engine, didn't they?
620
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:55,686
And you wanted to be
the lone lady of his desires.
621
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,456
But he acted like you
weren't a human person
622
00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:01,221
with feelings and
emotions and passions
623
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,558
and dreams and lots
of love in your heart.
624
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:05,621
You have so much to give
625
00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:07,256
and Jackson Hale was just
626
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,692
too foolish to see
how amazing you are.
627
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:11,826
And what life
could have been like
628
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,897
if he had taken a chance on you
629
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,241
instead of all
those other ladies
630
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,368
with flaming eagles tattooed
631
00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:19,810
just above their sin cushions.
632
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,369
Yes, yes, yes!
633
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,340
I was his dream girl. I was.
634
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,545
What else did I have
to do to show him
635
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,088
I was the one! The one!
636
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,248
(GASPS)
637
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,754
Prosecution requests a recess,
638
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:36,224
frankly, to regroup.
Yeah, they do.
639
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:40,493
I think that the prosecution should
dismiss all the charges, Your Honor.
640
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:43,536
Uh, both counsels
approach the bench.
641
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:46,003
Tough break, Phelpsie.
642
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,439
(CLEARS THROAT)
643
00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:53,545
Get your bony elbows
off my bench. Yes, sir.
644
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,807
Fine. (CLEARS THROAT)
645
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,906
Judge, what we were
thinking is maybe, uh,
646
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,049
250 grand.
647
00:26:58,383 --> 00:26:59,976
You know, make
this go away, yeah.
648
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,096
GUS: That's not
how it works, Shawn.
649
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,713
How about... Hey, objection.
650
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,508
Whispering to the
witness. Yeah, what the...
651
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:07,418
Mr. Phelps, are you
trying to be in contempt?
652
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:08,493
No, Judge.
653
00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:11,490
But there will be no dropping
of any charges because
654
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:12,789
Priscilla didn't do it.
655
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:13,865
Yeah, sure she didn't.
656
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,006
Are you ready to go there?
657
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:16,267
(WINCES) Okay.
658
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,530
The prosecution is ready
to question the witness.
659
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,699
It's your funeral,
Phelpsie. Okay.
660
00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:23,174
Priscilla, isn't it true that
661
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:26,162
you were at the Santa Bar Barbara
pub, the night of Jackson Hale's murder?
662
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:27,512
Yes.
663
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:29,844
And is there someone
who could vouch
664
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,316
for your whereabouts
the entire night?
665
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:34,752
Yup.
666
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,558
Mr. Strode, can you please tell the court
where you were the evening of March 5th?
667
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,488
Uh, the Santa Bar Barbara pub
668
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:47,266
looking for the person who slipped a mickey
into my sloe gin fizz the week before.
669
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,528
I see. That was the best
mickey I've ever been slipped.
670
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,912
I gotta find that
guy and thank him.
671
00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:52,165
Uh, Mr. Strode,
672
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,739
did you meet anyone
on that night in question?
673
00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,169
Oh, yes.
674
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,935
Hopefully my future bride.
675
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,545
And where did that
night take you, exactly?
676
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:05,675
To my airstream for something
the locals often refer to as sex.
677
00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:07,075
Fantastic.
678
00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:08,745
STRODE: (CHUCKLING) It was.
679
00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:13,288
Now, Mr. Strode, can you
point to that lady here today?
680
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:16,151
I believe I can.
681
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:21,425
Please note, the witness is
pointing to Priscilla Morgernstern.
682
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,700
(SIGHS)
683
00:28:22,768 --> 00:28:24,648
She stayed the whole
night which is rare for me.
684
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,032
Slept like an angel,
685
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,539
shaft of morning light
grazing her bosom,
686
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:32,142
until she bolted upright and
ran to the bathroom where she
687
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,612
showered three times, brushed
her teeth for almost an hour
688
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,343
and left like a blaze
of beautiful glory.
689
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,551
You see, Priscilla went to the
bar that night to make her move
690
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,384
on Jackson and
finally let him know
691
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,783
how she felt about him.
692
00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,824
But Jackson
693
00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:51,028
already had his eyes on his
next conquest, Sandra Panitch.
694
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,892
Oh. Uh, objection. Speculation.
695
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:54,966
Overruled.
696
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,261
So Priscilla got
bleary-eyed drunk
697
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,667
with this man, Mr. Strode,
698
00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:02,966
who is literally the
last guy left in the bar
699
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,907
and she sloppily made
700
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:09,073
one of the greatest beer
goggle mistakes of all time.
701
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,851
Sandra Panitch left the bar
that night with Jackson Hale
702
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,080
and killed him in cold blood.
703
00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:16,815
The evidence says that it is so.
704
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,952
(WHISPERING) Is this...
Is this it? Here you go.
705
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:25,109
(WHISPERING) What's on the tape?
706
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,708
(WHISPERING) What's on
the tape? What's on the tape?
707
00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:27,756
What's on...
708
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,663
Your Honor, the prosecution
709
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:31,397
would like to present
some new evidence.
710
00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:34,036
You see the head TV
technician at the station
711
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:37,574
has been able to retrieve a
backup copy of the video footage
712
00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:40,807
for the night of the murder off
his hard drive and onto this VHS.
713
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,208
This tape, people,
714
00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:46,413
right here tells the story
715
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,376
and is the final nail
716
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:53,522
in Sandra Panitch's coffin.
717
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:57,925
SANDRA: So, this is
where the news happens?
718
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:01,259
Oh, forget about the news.
This is all about the weather.
719
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,333
Oh.
720
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,637
(STABBING SOUNDS)
(JACKSON GROANING)
721
00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,845
(JACKSON SCREAMING)
722
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,350
Hornstock, let me know when
you're ready to plead to murder, too.
723
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:36,262
Sandra, the best advice I can give
you, as a lawyer, is to take the plea.
724
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:40,097
Shawn, if it were you and you
didn't do it, what would you do?
725
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,474
Look, Sandra, I'd...
726
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,170
Uh, don't fill her
head with false hopes.
727
00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:47,940
She's looking at
life. Take the plea.
728
00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,705
Life? Do not take the plea.
729
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,010
Hornstock, get back in there.
730
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,314
Buy us another hour
with the judge, please.
731
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:58,190
Sandra, don't worry, okay? I'm
going to find something, somewhere.
732
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,315
You have my hand
to head promise.
733
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:09,533
I got nothing.
734
00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:12,498
The only problem is Hornstock is
due back in court any minute now.
735
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:14,367
There's gotta be a
hidden clue somewhere.
736
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:15,463
Go down there and stall.
737
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,684
I don't know how
to do that, Shawn.
738
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,940
You are Matthew McConaughey,
and this is your time to kill. Now go.
739
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:22,778
Keep your shirt on, though.
740
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:29,313
My patience is running
thinner, counselor.
741
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,653
If your consultants
don't show up here soon,
742
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,124
I'm going to send this
jury off for deliberation.
743
00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:36,752
(STAMMERING) No,
no, no. Sir, I really don't...
744
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,763
Why are you fidgeting?
Oh, well, I did have,
745
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:42,527
um, a little issue during the break,
sir, but I cleared it up with a Mylanta.
746
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,215
Your Honor, the state is
still willing to accept the plea.
747
00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:49,173
Obviously, counsel is crumbling
and frankly it's hard to watch.
748
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,575
Ah. Here comes one of them.
749
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,676
How'd Shawn do?
Nothing. He's still on it.
750
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,373
What? No, no. It's too late.
751
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:58,025
I don't have... I don't have any
witnesses. I don't have any motions.
752
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:01,076
Sandra, I'm sorry.
753
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:10,861
(TAPE REWINDING)
754
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:16,767
I got it.
755
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,436
(PHONE VIBRATING)
756
00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:24,204
Your Honor, at
this juncture I...
757
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,208
Not just yet, Your Honor.
758
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:28,279
If I may, I'd like to
address the court.
759
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:31,009
Objection, this man
cannot address any court.
760
00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:33,584
Young man, have you
ever attended a law school?
761
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,678
Just Ms. Finkleman's
6th grade class, sir,
762
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,419
me, you and the law.
763
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,151
Well, it is under my discretion
764
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:43,123
to allow any testimony that may
speak to the truth in this case.
765
00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:45,253
Tiny leash, go.
766
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,995
Oh, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
767
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Thank you, sir.
768
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,932
Uh, excuse me.
769
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,998
(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me.
770
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:55,538
Excuse me. (CLEARS THROAT)
771
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:58,203
Excuse me. I would
like to just, uh...
772
00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,801
Just what? Speak.
773
00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:03,110
Excuse me, sir, but
you are being rude.
774
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:04,407
Is it because I'm a yoot?
775
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:05,779
A what? What's a yoot?
776
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,945
Oh, yoot, yoot. It's youth.
777
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:09,487
It's from, uh, My Cousin Vinny.
778
00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:13,423
Terrific film, sir. Objection, your
honor. It's okay, decent at best.
779
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,222
I don't care what
cousin it's coming from.
780
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,885
I'm about to hold
you two in contempt.
781
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,787
Is the plea bargain just
out? (PHONE VIBRATING)
782
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,925
Maybe you could go
back now and get them...
783
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:23,993
SANDRA: Do something.
784
00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:25,069
GUS: Uh...
785
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,608
(STAMMERING) They
beat up on a weakling.
786
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:35,209
The rest is just smoke-filled,
coffee house crap.
787
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,645
They tortured and
tormented a weaker kid.
788
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,049
And why, because he
couldn't run very fast.
789
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,450
A Few Good Men. GUS: Exactly.
790
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,887
I'm warning you. You think you
have a monopoly on the truth.
791
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:45,924
All right, that's it.
You are in contempt.
792
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,016
Wrong. You want me on that wall.
793
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,959
You need me on that wall.
794
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:55,033
Bailiff, please remand
this yoot into custody.
795
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,324
Come on, son.
796
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,399
Don't you, "Come on, son," me.
797
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:02,032
I am a lawyer and an officer
in the United States Navy.
798
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:06,203
And you, sir, are under
arrest, you son of a bitch.
799
00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:08,910
Hey, do Bonfire.
800
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,142
"What does it matter
the color of a man's skin
801
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:15,119
"if men of the cloth, men
of God, take the prime cuts."
802
00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:17,916
I like that. Me, too. I
hope they don't remake it.
803
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:20,618
(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) "Dr.
Towler told me to change the form.
804
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:23,218
"He told me to change
the one to a nine.
805
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,923
"He said I'd never work again.
806
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,727
"Who were these men?
Who were these men?
807
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,993
"I wanted to be
a nurse!" (CRIES)
808
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,664
Yo, who was that last one?
809
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,332
From The Verdict. Paul Newman.
810
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,536
Never saw it, but I like
that dude's popcorn.
811
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,442
Shawn, I did it. I did it.
812
00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:41,645
Good job, buddy.
813
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,374
I'll take it from here.
814
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:44,815
(STRUGGLING)
815
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,811
Miss me?
816
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,480
Hey, Jules.
817
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:51,622
(SNEEZES)
818
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:55,353
Bless you. Ladies and gentleman
of the court, juror number five
819
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,223
and the honorable
Judge H. Lelees.
820
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,699
The defense would
like to call to the stand
821
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:01,789
Mr. Mortimer Camp.
822
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,036
Objection. Mr. Camp
is not on trial here
823
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,334
and a psychic cannot
speak to witnesses.
824
00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:11,240
Judge, I now have evidence
that will shine a shocking and
825
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,340
vibrant light on this case.
826
00:35:13,578 --> 00:35:18,016
Your Honor, after what we just
saw, you couldn't possibly allow this.
827
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,140
SHAWN: Your Honor.
828
00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:27,925
Mr. Camp, your wife wanted
a divorce, you did not. True?
829
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,691
She was unhappy. I understood.
830
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,524
Sometimes things are
a lot more one-sided
831
00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:33,797
than we would like them to be,
832
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,232
aren't they, Mr. Camp?
833
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,199
For example,
834
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,631
I can relate because
I'm a psychic.
835
00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:42,504
Which means love is
even more difficult for me
836
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,002
than it is for you.
837
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,408
But there is a woman in
this courtroom, right now,
838
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,477
a little slice of
blonde perfection.
839
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,810
A perfectly formed beignet
840
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:54,909
lightly dusted with
powdered sugar and a badge.
841
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,756
First time that I saw
her, I had a vision
842
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,124
that we would be married.
843
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:03,488
And we would have
so many kids that
844
00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:05,521
most of them would have
to be put up for adoption.
845
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,657
Where are you going
with this, Mr. Spencer?
846
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,501
Judge, I can't answer
that question for you.
847
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,728
I mean, we work together.
848
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:14,438
I feel like the two of you
having a connection...
849
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,270
Wondering if
it's real or... Ah...
850
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,401
Was it real, how do
you know? You don't.
851
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:23,539
Mr. Camp, you couldn't
make your wife love you
852
00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,140
so that made you even
more jealous, didn't it?
853
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,150
No more jealous than any other
man would be in the same position.
854
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,052
SHAWN: She was lying to you.
855
00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:34,857
She told you she was taking
tennis lessons after work.
856
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,860
Did you really believe that?
857
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:38,842
MORTY: Of course
I did. She's my wife.
858
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,542
I mean, look, I know I'm a really
good looking newscaster and I could
859
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:44,764
Aaron Eckhart my way around
town. No, no. Not Aaron Eckhart.
860
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,871
Patrick Wilson my way
around town. Better.
861
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,402
You were deceived.
862
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,870
Here's the irony.
She was actually
863
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,005
going to see a marriage
therapist instead.
864
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:58,580
You're tennis lesson has been
changed to 5:00 p.m. today.
865
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:03,217
She was seeing Dr. Rosen,
the marriage therapist instead
866
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,484
and if she had only
told you that, perhaps
867
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,992
you wouldn't have taken
matters into your own hands.
868
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,092
You were convinced that she
was cheating on you with Hale
869
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:13,161
so you decided to
catch them in the act.
870
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:20,266
Yes, so you laid,
waiting in the station
871
00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:22,473
on the set
872
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:27,339
'cause you knew Jackson liked to
take his ladies there to seduce them.
873
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:31,349
To film his trysts.
874
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:34,311
I guess some girls are
turned on by a weather set.
875
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:38,322
You heard Jackson enter
that night. It was dark, shadowy.
876
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,759
You premeditated this murder
877
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,760
but you were convinced
it was your wife.
878
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:47,094
And you knew he'd bring her back to the
studio where he secretly films his trysts.
879
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:49,267
Using the technician's
green screen suit
880
00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:51,030
you knew you'd
remain undetected.
881
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,999
You waited for them
to drop out of frame...
882
00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:57,441
And you knocked that poor girl out
cold and stabbed you some Jackson Hale.
883
00:37:57,542 --> 00:37:59,238
Then you noticed it
wasn't Connie at all.
884
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,811
It was my client, Sandra
Panitch, an innocent girl
885
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,576
who walked into the
deadly love triangle.
886
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:06,144
I did. I did. I
walked right into it.
887
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:09,085
But I had one drink and, you
know, my friends were teasing me
888
00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,065
'cause I never had a one
night stand. So I thought like,
889
00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:12,767
"Well, tonight's the night.
Maybe I should do it," and...
890
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,989
Shh. His teeth were so
white and his hair was...
891
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,559
Since Jackson Hale was
not sleeping with your wife,
892
00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,042
you thought you could still
put your marriage back together.
893
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,967
And you tried to pin
it on Sandra Panitch.
894
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:27,436
And you thought you could get
away with first degree murder.
895
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:30,532
That is a compelling courtroom
drama you've written there.
896
00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:31,775
Good luck proving it.
897
00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:33,811
Oh, we're about to
prove it. (CHUCKLES)
898
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,112
Right now.
899
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:38,677
Officer, the monitor, please.
900
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:43,119
Ladies and gentlemen, for
your viewing pleasure, I present.
901
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,817
SANDRA: So this is
where the news happens?
902
00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:48,724
Oh, forget about the news.
This is all about the weather.
903
00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:50,386
This proves nothing.
904
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,791
I'm not there. I'm not there.
905
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:57,029
Mr. Spencer, I see no evidence
of Mr. Camp in this video at all.
906
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,399
Precisely, Judge.
907
00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:01,530
You see, Mr. Camp wore a green suit
that night. (JACKSON GROANING ON TV)
908
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,584
He knew we wouldn't be
able to see him on this tape.
909
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:06,237
Because he knew his
green suit would not be visible
910
00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:08,780
in front of the green
screen background.
911
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,907
But his pinky would.
912
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,507
What is he even talking about?
913
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,052
Oh, there you are, standing up,
914
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,019
still invisible after
the dirty deed.
915
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,256
But there's one
thing you didn't know.
916
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:21,288
All of your dirty
stabbing caused you to
917
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,796
tear one of the fingers of
your green suited glove.
918
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:30,128
That is your pinky sticking out
from behind that large building.
919
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:34,901
Objection. How would the defense
possibly prove that it's Mr. Camp's pinky?
920
00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:39,035
I found myself wondering that
very same thing as I stared out
921
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,505
to the twinkly
Santa Barbara sky.
922
00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:45,012
But then I realized one of
those twinkles isn't a star.
923
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,845
SHAWN: I know
what tore that suit.
924
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,678
It's an opal stone
from a pinky ring.
925
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:54,117
But not just any pinky ring.
926
00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,756
Ah. I'm sorry. That's
what I get for not looking.
927
00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:59,024
Ah. What are you...
928
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:00,357
(YELLING) That
929
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:01,455
pinky ring.
930
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:02,693
(PEOPLE MUTTERING)
931
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,297
Game, set, match.
932
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,177
Any final words, Mr. Camp?
933
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:16,947
(SCOFFS)
934
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,750
I love you, Connie.
935
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,180
I just wanted us to
be happy together.
936
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,982
I would have done
anything for you.
937
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:26,882
Including murder. Yes.
938
00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:28,802
Including stabbing,
a murder. I mean...
939
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,454
Double, now that
I think about it,
940
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,554
'cause you killed that poor
schlub, Ruben Leonard,
941
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,375
right before he did the
weather, isn't that right?
942
00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:35,458
Two for one day.
943
00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:36,899
Two for one day, Judge.
944
00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:38,735
God!
945
00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:39,996
(ALL CLAPPING)
946
00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:45,966
We need that. Yeah.
947
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,214
PHELPS: All right, Hornstock.
948
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:03,995
(LAUGHING)
949
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:09,959
H-stock! Hey, what's up, guys?
950
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:13,198
I just wanted to stop by and say
thank you again for helping me.
951
00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:15,006
And I got Gus a
little something.
952
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:17,065
Oh, dude, my tie.
953
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,303
Classy. Yeah, gave me the
confidence to win the case.
954
00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:20,709
But I don't need it anymore.
955
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,178
I think there's a
stain on this tie.
956
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,237
Yeah, no stain.
957
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:26,350
I don't mean to be cocky but I
feel like I can do anything now.
958
00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:27,491
GUS: I think it's ketchup.
959
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:30,121
Who does that? Who borrows
a tie and returns it with a stain?
960
00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:32,399
Hey, Shawn, can I approach
something personal with you?
961
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:35,393
Approach away. You know that junior
detective that you are so smitten with.
962
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,088
Jules, sure. Jules!
963
00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,907
If things aren't going to go anywhere
in the future would you mind if I...
964
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:41,131
If I threw my hat in the ring.
965
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,258
(LAUGHS)
966
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,060
Are you being serious? Yeah, I
mean only if you are cool with it,
967
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,456
otherwise you
know, I'll back off.
968
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,614
Of course I'm cool with it, man.
969
00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:50,904
I mean, she does her thing. You
know I do my thing and you know...
970
00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,967
And then sometimes,
you know, we fiddle.
971
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,275
We fiddle about. But,
yeah, you should go for it.
972
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,758
Yeah, really? (IN HIGH PITCHED
VOICE) Yeah, get in there if you can.
973
00:41:57,782 --> 00:41:59,293
Yeah? (IN HIGH PITCHED
VOICE) No, do it up.
974
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,081
Make it happen for
yourself if it's right.
975
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,696
Nah, I won't do it.
Nah, you should do it.
976
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,732
You want me to? All right,
I'm gonna go do this. Do it.
977
00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:06,247
Okay. I'm gonna do it right now.
978
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,555
I'm gonna go get her
right now. Oh, you guys.
979
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,233
I'll see you around, guys.
980
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:11,387
All righty, buddy.
981
00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,140
You are really
gonna let him do that?
982
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,565
Oh, please, Gus, come on.
She's not gonna be into Hornstock.
983
00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:17,568
I mean, he's Hornstock.
How do you know?
984
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,562
Because I can... Dude, you
realize you're not really psychic.
985
00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:21,936
Son of a...
986
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,935
Hornstock, hold up. Just
wait a second. Hold up for a...
987
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:34,315
♪ I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth
988
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:37,612
♪ I know, you know They
just don't have any proof
989
00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:40,886
♪ Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend
990
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:45,062
♪ Your worst inhibitions
tend to psych you out in the end
991
00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:46,927
♪ I know, you know ♪
991
00:42:47,305 --> 00:43:47,378
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