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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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(HUMMING LOUDLY)
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Sir,
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I do not mean to be rude.
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But these are the 23 seconds
of peace that I get during my day.
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Once those doors open, I'm on
the go till my head hits the pillow.
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And I need this time
to check in with myself.
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And get my head right.
People are counting on me.
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And so I ask you, respectfully,
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not to intrude on
my meditative state.
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I was just going to tell you that
you got some schmutz on your pants.
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What? Yeah, it looks
like you sat in bird guano.
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Man!
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Damn it, Guster. 10 minutes
early is five minutes late.
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Come with me, now! Yes, sir,
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Mr. Latrek.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Gus, the phone's ringing.
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Gus, the phone is ringing.
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Where is that guy?
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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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Ah.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hello?
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Hello, can you hear me? You've
reached the offices of Psych.
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(RINGING STOPS)
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, well.
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That's on you, phone.
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I need you to personally go over the
last few months of data call reports,
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correlate those with the weekly
and monthly territory analyses.
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Plus, I want you to rewrite evaluations
for all the high prescribers in the region.
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Schedules, nuances, peccadilloes
of the support staff, et-cetera.
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So we're all working with
the same information for once.
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Yes, sir. Mr. Latrek.
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Can do. Look,
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I know you've been
with us 14 years
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and have something like a
111 unclaimed vacation days.
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I'd ask someone
else to do this crap,
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but I saw you first.
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Thank you, sir. Get it to
me by the end of the day.
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But don't kill yourself.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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Hey! (SCREAMS)
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(GROANING)
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I'm sorry, did I wake you?
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
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No.
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I was not asleep.
I was in a deep
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meditative state.
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Look, I just have a question
about your motorcycle insurance,
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so I can pay this bill.
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That's ridiculous. I paid my insurance the
day I bought my motorcycle, 8 years ago.
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Yeah, this bill's been coming
to my place, ever since.
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Oh, Pop,
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this is one of those scams
that the elderly often fall for.
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Shawn, in order to have a license, you
have to keep up your insurance payments.
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That's the law.
What, are you joking!
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What kind of
police state is this?
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This is exactly
the kind of stuff
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that's gonna throw me right
off the grid, man. Off the grid?
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You're barely on the grid!
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I pay for your insurance,
Juliet pays your rent,
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Guster pays for everything else.
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Those are bald faced lies
and you're a bald headed liar.
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Shawn, there is a thing
called a monthly nut.
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That's what your friends are out there working
for, while you're enjoying hammock time.
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Are you trying to say that I'm
a leech? No, I didn't say that.
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I may think it.
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I may nod when others say
it, but I definitely didn't say it.
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Well, good.
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Because you want to know why?
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Things have just
been a little tight lately.
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Trout didn't hire us, and the
phone hasn't exactly been...
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Gus enjoys paying for things.
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That's why I let him, 'cause
it makes him feel good.
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And Jules never asks
me for money, ever, so...
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(LAUGHS) What, you just
want me to take stock of myself?
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I just want to pay this bill.
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Well, you don't have to.
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I will take care of it myself.
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You know why?
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Because I am a grown-ass-man.
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I don't know.
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Are you?
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Sorry, Spencer. I
cannot help you.
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Oh, come on, Lassie. I
helped save your wedding.
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Just give me one
for old time's sake.
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CARLTON: No,
no. You listen to me.
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Trout going 5150 was
the stroke of luck I needed
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to get me out of those horrible
blues and back on a homicide.
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And I'm not going
to jeopardize that
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by hiring your slacker ass.
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No offense.
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Please give me some money!
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Can't you just leech it off
of Juliet, she's used to it.
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She's in Florida.
Visiting her aunt,
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or someone she's related to.
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Besides, I am not a leech.
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All right, look. I
gotta go. I got a case.
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Great. I'll meet you
there. No, no, no, no, no,
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you will not, all right?
Besides, it's a suicide.
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There's nothing
for you to solve.
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Ooh, oh, oh, oh. I'm
sensing that it's not.
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You need me, man.
You need me back.
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Hello?
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Is that a fake hang
up? You're doing a bit?
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Damn it.
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Oh, shit.
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Dude! This is a huge case.
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Finally! I got it off
the police scanner.
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Would you please
stop pretending to work?
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I'm not pretending, Shawn.
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The target list from the last
few cycles got all screwed up.
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Nobody cares about the
words that you're saying!
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Lassie needs us.
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I'm working for the
weekend, Shawn.
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What? Gus!
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Man! I'll give you 30 minutes.
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(SIGHS)
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You rode your motorcycle here?
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No.
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Ahh!
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Damn it.
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Which of my big boy words
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did you not understand when
I said, "Do not come here?"
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I didn't understand any of them.
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You're wrong about this.
The murder vibe is strong
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and I am sensing billable hours.
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All right, jackass.
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You want to see what a
textbook suicide looks like?
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Feast your eyes.
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This looks like my place. Huh.
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Same color palette.
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Same fixtures.
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I had that sofa. That rug, too.
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Dude. There's the
hutch that I ordered.
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Okay, Gus.
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Meet the late John Russell.
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Age 35. According
to his business card
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he worked a dead end job as
a sales rep at some place called
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"California Coast Insurance."
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By all appearances,
he lived alone.
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Oh, my goodness.
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CARLTON: No sign of forced
entry, no sign of a struggle.
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No sign of a significant
other in his life.
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Empty pill bottle near his hand.
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The brother didn't
even have a cat.
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Well,
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I will admit that as far
as murders go, this feels...
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Subtle.
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Gus.
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Gus. What?
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You all right, up there?
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Yes. You are.
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No.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Who gives a bowling
trophy for sixth place?
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I got sixth place once.
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It's a hard thing to do.
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Two, three, four,
five other guys.
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Suddenly get hot with
the ball, and there you are.
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Sixth place.
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Does that make me a
bad bowler? Does it?
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John Russell.
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Russ.
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CARLTON: This guy was
as average as they come.
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A faceless cog
who finally realized
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that life wasn't going to get any
better, and so what's the point.
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I think we're safe to
call this one a suicide.
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GUS: No! No!
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This was a good man who
lived a rich, proper and full life.
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A man who had it all.
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Come here.
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Do the thing you do
and say it's murder.
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Gus, nobody wants this to be a
murder more than I do, but check it out.
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Tell them it's murder, Shawn.
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Tell them it's murder. Argh!
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This man was a responsible
citizen of the world
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and he did not go out like this.
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There is absolutely no doubt in
my mind that I've been murdered.
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And by that obviously, I mean,
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I've been murdered.
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You said “I've” again.
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I know!
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Are you sure about that?
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I know, you know That
I'm not telling the truth
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I know, you know They
just don't have any proof
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Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend
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Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end
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(SCREAMING)
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Find me a clue, Shawn.
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Find me a clue now.
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There are no clues, I
can't just make stuff up.
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That's all you ever do.
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Don't say it's all I ever do.
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I mean, I have a
gift of sorts... Ow!
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You owe me, Shawn.
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Okay, fine, fine.
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Hey, everybody,
listen up, I have a thing.
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Everybody, listen to Shawn.
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SHAWN: Uh...
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This man,
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is not the faceless cog.
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That he so clearly
appeared to be.
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Regardless of
your vantage point.
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Nope. To the untrained eye
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it may have looked like the final
desperate act of a forgettable drone.
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You know, him, snuffing
out the light of his dismal,
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loveless, earth toned
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failure of a life.
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Get to the point.
It was, in fact...
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Wait for it...
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Murder. (GASPS)
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And we're done here.
Yup. Thanks, guys.
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Dude, the Renaissance
Fest, next Saturday.
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The Renaissance
Fest for next Saturday.
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Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Wait a second.
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I am sensing that John
Russell made plans
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to attend an
event in the future.
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Next weekend that he
knew he would not live to see.
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Now, that's a little weird.
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Don't we think?
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In conclusion,
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I'm going to go ahead and say that
it's possible, though not probable,
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that maybe, just maybe,
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this was, in fact
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murder. (GASPS)
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Though, probably not.
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Slightly.
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My Golly, that
was so compelling.
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You know what, you swayed me.
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Here you go, Hardy Boys.
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Go investigate. Ooh, yes.
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But you're not
gettin' a dime. No.
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Let's catch us a killer.
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(HUMMING)
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Come on, what are you doing?
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Getting my head right
before we investigate, Shawn.
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If there's a murderer in here,
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I'm gonna find him.
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Oh, yeah? How
you know it's a 'he'?
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It's semantics, Shawn.
It's not semantics.
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Who's gonna pay us
for this? The universe.
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Man, that is not a thing.
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(ELEVATOR BELL
DINGS) Yes, it is.
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Why are we in your
office? This is not my office.
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I work at Central
Coast Pharmaceuticals.
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This is California
Coast Insurance.
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Milli was not Vanilli.
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(GASPS) What?
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I know what goes on in offices.
256
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,548
Everyone is a suspect.
257
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,091
(BOTH LAUGHING)
258
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,222
It's like Russ's death had
no effect on these people.
259
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,299
Who's Russ?
260
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,996
I meant Russell. John Russell.
261
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:46,203
(BOTH LAUGHING)
262
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,265
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
263
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,366
Having fun?
264
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,775
Excuse me?
265
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:01,780
Is that your yogurt?
266
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,785
I'm eating it, aren't I?
267
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,051
Hmm.
268
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,319
Really?
269
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,885
Are you eating a
dead man's yogurt?
270
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,124
Relax.
271
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,325
I didn't think he
needed it anymore. Oh.
272
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,799
Besides, it expires
in three days.
273
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,062
Three days?
274
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,262
Three days!
275
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,272
What would you do if
that was Jesus's yogurt?
276
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,363
Gus. GUS: What?
277
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,432
No. Where were you
last night at 10 p.m.?
278
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,010
Home. Was that before or
after you murdered John Russell?
279
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,013
What? What is this commotion?
280
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,991
I'm sorry, we're actually...
We're with the SBPD.
281
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:32,076
We'd like to ask you a few questions
regarding the mysterious circumstances
282
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,746
surrounding the
death of John Russell.
283
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,854
Yeah, that's, that's right.
284
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,256
Of course.
285
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,993
John was our top sales rep.
286
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:50,298
He was reliably efficient,
he'd been with us for 15 years.
287
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,965
He had 113 unused vacation days.
288
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,405
Hey, that's how many Gus has.
289
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,908
I have 111.
290
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,944
Uh, he was a nice fella.
(PHONE VIBRATING)
291
00:12:58,911 --> 00:12:59,911
A little dull.
292
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,003
Oh, no.
293
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,072
Is there a problem?
No, Mr. Latrek...
294
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,777
Mr. Grouse. Continue.
295
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,349
Well, when I found out it was a
suicide, I can't say I was surprised.
296
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,299
He didn't seem to have
much of a life outside of work.
297
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,985
Mmm, that's not actually true.
298
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,584
In fact, he had a very
full and exciting life.
299
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,938
He didn't even
have a girlfriend.
300
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,521
He was between relationships.
301
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,156
But he was very sought after.
302
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,232
Very sexy. Gus.
303
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,300
What? No.
304
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,960
A very sexy man.
305
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,495
If you say so. Uh...
306
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,249
Do you think that foul play
might have been involved?
307
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,868
No. Yes. Things are definitely
pointing in that direction.
308
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,334
It's unbelievable.
309
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,812
(PHONE BEEPS) He seemed
so, uh, you know, anonymous.
310
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,075
SHAWN: Hmm.
311
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,094
All right, uh, Mr. Grouse, do you
remember anything out of the ordinary
312
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,609
about John, before he died?
313
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,807
Well, he'd been late for a
few days. That was unusual.
314
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,790
But I let it slide,
he was my top guy.
315
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,689
And he only made 48K a year.
316
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,523
$48,000?
317
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,153
That's right. Tax free?
318
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,528
No. You need to fill
that position, right?
319
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,810
I mean, you have to replace
him. We'll promote from within.
320
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,235
Ooh. You think
that's the best idea?
321
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,101
Because I can come in here
322
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,539
and I can be refreshing
and I can see things
323
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:04,076
with fresh eyes for you.
324
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,236
Scape it up.
325
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,779
Uh-huh, uh...
326
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,939
Will there be
anything else? Ooh!
327
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,074
May I keep this?
328
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,515
MR. GROUSE: No! It was a gift.
329
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,608
Mmm.
330
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,848
Ooh! How about this?
331
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,150
No!
332
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,816
If there's nothing else...
333
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,926
Spite your face.
334
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,938
That guy needs to turn the
page to the 20th century, Gus.
335
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,663
What? It's a dead-end, man.
336
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,728
What? Ugh!
337
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,905
Come here. But, uh!
338
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,672
Come here, man. Find me a clue.
339
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,903
Find me a clue, right now.
340
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:42,645
Oh, my God. What?
341
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,184
I'm so bored. How do you
look at these all day long?
342
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,482
Wrong answer, Shawn. Try again.
343
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,649
(SNORING) Shawn!
344
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,590
Huh! What's happening?
345
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,323
Well, well, well,
346
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,660
look who it is.
347
00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,892
Here for something else?
348
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,798
A desk chair? A ficus!
349
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,234
That's a palm.
350
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,828
And if you must know,
I'm taking John's computer.
351
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,931
Oh, my gosh!
352
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,670
Look, I'm the number
two guy, and I had dibs.
353
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,575
My computer is,
like, 10 years old.
354
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,874
Hells no. Gus.
355
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,245
No, uh...
356
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,979
I don't know, dude.
He's a little, uh...
357
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,111
Gus!
358
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,620
People of Central
Coast Pharmaceuticals...
359
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,420
California Coast Insurance.
360
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,826
People of California
Coast Insurance,
361
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,024
a man has died.
362
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,466
A man you worked side
by side with for 15 years.
363
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,128
Yet, to have walked amongst
you, you'd never know it.
364
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,673
Where are the
flowers? The tears?
365
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,404
Where are the hushed tones and
the keening wails of the bereaved?
366
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,877
Oh, for shame!
367
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,470
What is a man's life worth?
368
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,073
Just something to be stripped
for parts once he's gone?
369
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,986
Russ was one of you.
370
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,678
Who's Russ?
371
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,154
SHAWN: Don't, shh! Not a good...
372
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,953
Well, Mr. Yoplaitah...
373
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,661
Maybe if you'd bothered
to get to know the man
374
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,995
you would have grown close enough
to enjoy the intimacy of a nickname.
375
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,360
A man has died.
376
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,871
And you must at least
let his hard drive cool
377
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,568
before you may claim
his computer as your own.
378
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,907
What's this about
a computer, Quan?
379
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,880
I called dibs on
John's computer.
380
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,881
It's not like he needs it.
381
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,849
Why don't you cool
down? Get off me.
382
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,287
Easy there, Denzel.
383
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,301
Little more Mighty Quinn,
little less Training Day.
384
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,853
Let's leave John's stuff alone, all
right, Quan? Let's have some respect.
385
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,462
And you two, I
talked to the SBPD.
386
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,897
They say you
don't work for them.
387
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,332
Oh. (SNIGGERS)
388
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,644
They're this close to hiring us.
389
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,879
It's just a matter of
paperwork, really...
390
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,314
I think it's time for
you both to leave.
391
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,533
Yes, Mr. Latrek.
392
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,972
The name's Grouse.
393
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,303
Yes, sir.
394
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,172
I've always wanted
to work in insurance.
395
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,647
Ruminate on that.
396
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,760
What is going on with you, man?
397
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,065
You're taking this
very personally.
398
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,025
Check it out. I stole it
off of the janitor's cart.
399
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,560
We are sneaking back in tonight!
400
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,289
Wait, you don't steal key cards.
401
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,661
That's not your thing. I've
never been murdered before.
402
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,563
It's liberating.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
403
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,745
I do not like this.
It feels wrong.
404
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,473
You do this kind
of stuff all the time.
405
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,907
Yeah, but now you're doing
it. It's totally throwing me off.
406
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,059
I'm gonna start
saying stuff like,
407
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,847
"Hurry up!" And "Be careful!"
408
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,319
I'm in. Get outta here.
409
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,015
What! You know that's right.
410
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,881
GUS: Well, let's see.
411
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,153
Boom!
412
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,854
That email came
in after he died.
413
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,288
GUS: It's addressed to Dr. Alan
Champion from Angela Bennet.
414
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,959
So? Dude,
415
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,677
that's Sandy Bullock and Dennis
Miller's name from the movie, The Net.
416
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,329
You remember The Net? Of course.
417
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,838
Dude, I swear I remember
every movie I've ever seen.
418
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,017
I couldn't tell you one thing
that happens in The Net.
419
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,805
Not one. I know I saw it.
420
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,970
I think I saw it twice.
Dude, we saw that together.
421
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,843
Dude, check this out.
422
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,441
It says they're supposed to meet
tonight in the Buena Vista Lounge.
423
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,576
"Come alone."
424
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,279
Gus, this is good. Mmm-hmm.
425
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,497
Let's call Lassie and get paid.
426
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,819
Ah! No.
427
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,586
Come alone, Shawn,
means we go alone.
428
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:13,882
No.
429
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,895
It's a common mistake.
It means we get paid!
430
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,225
Let's go.
431
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,630
(SIGHS)
432
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,399
Do you have a reservation?
433
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,440
Yes. Dr. Alan Champion.
434
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,572
Alan Champion...
435
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,078
There's no reservation
under that name.
436
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,138
Oh, um... How
about Angela Bennet?
437
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,513
Your name is Angela?
438
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,074
I meant Jack Devlin.
439
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,013
That's Jeremy Northam's
name from The Net.
440
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,989
Northam was in The Net? Mmm-hmm.
441
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,080
Nothing.
442
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,682
Uh, sorry, no.
443
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,183
Jason Bourne?
444
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,260
No.
445
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,660
Jack Bauer.
446
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,891
Tony Stark.
447
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,193
Billy Elliot.
448
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,200
Ferris Bueller,
Edward Scissorhands,
449
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,667
Han Solo.
450
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,204
Hans Landa.
451
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,102
Han-Nah Montana.
452
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,271
Mr. Popper, Mr. Bean,
453
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,435
Mr. Ripley,
Mr. Jeeves, Mr. Pink,
454
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,344
Mr. White, Mr. Brown,
Mr. Blond, Mr. T,
455
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,574
Dr. T,
456
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,083
Dr. Jekyll,
Dr. Phibes, Dr. Evil,
457
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,048
Dr. Horrible, Dr. Doolittle,
458
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,520
Frodo, Gandalf,
Bilbo, Neo, Morpheus,
459
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,353
Trinity, Simba, Zazu,
Ross, Chandler, Joey,
460
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,892
Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer,
461
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,689
Kirk, Spock, Picard, Data...
462
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,991
John Russell?
463
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,997
Right this way, Mr. Russell.
464
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,534
There it is.
465
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,235
Beginning, middle and an end.
466
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:35,998
Thank you.
467
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,979
(SNIFFING)
468
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,321
(MOUTHING)
469
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,190
Hello.
470
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,824
You're not John. What?
471
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,664
Let... No, wait,
wait, wait, wait...
472
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,804
Ugh!
473
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,372
(GROANING)
474
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,436
Dude, I just got
smoked by a blind ninja.
475
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,845
And her hair smelled
like Magnolia blossoms.
476
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,008
Argh!
477
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,682
Uh, yes, I am interested
in walking your small dog,
478
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,759
the one with the beard.
479
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,819
How much is that gonna pay me?
480
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,193
What, you want to walk my dog?
481
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,561
I don't have a dog.
482
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,897
Are you or are you not
looking to hire a dog walker?
483
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,336
You are a dog walker.
484
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,339
Well, that doesn't
make any sense.
485
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,534
This flyer is very confusing.
486
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,806
I am a contributing member
of society, and I need work.
487
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,474
Hello?
488
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,652
So, uh, going off Shawn's
hunch that this is a murder
489
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,017
and not a suicide.
It was my hunch.
490
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,487
I still think he killed himself.
491
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,490
WOODY: I put on my
forensic pathologists hat,
492
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,322
and imagined what
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh would do
493
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,073
if this were an episode
of Crossing Jordan.
494
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,963
Then I imagined how actress,
Jill Hennessy would approach
495
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,195
playing Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh if this
were an episode of Crossing Jordan.
496
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,327
Woody, that's deep.
497
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,496
What'd you turn up?
Nothing. Dead end.
498
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,039
Here's what I know.
499
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,235
This suicide scene was as staged
as an episode of Crossing Jordan.
500
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,333
I knew it!
501
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,789
The residue from the pill bottle
found in John Russell's hand
502
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,247
tested positive for Seconal,
503
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,010
but he has a heart condition.
504
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,261
Seconal is not recommended
for people with heart conditions.
505
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,015
That proves it.
Proves what, Gus?
506
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,087
The man killed himself.
507
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,299
I don't think he was looking
for a heart-healthy way to do it.
508
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,554
It's something, Shawn.
It's all something.
509
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,561
The mysterious
beautiful blind woman.
510
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,792
Quan, the pills. John Russell
was an upstanding citizen.
511
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:39,984
He did not go out like that.
512
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:44,265
Well, he was not too upstanding
if he was hanging out at this place.
513
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:47,238
Putin on the Ritz. It's
a Russian night club.
514
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,535
And it's shady.
515
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,441
Dangerous people doing dangerous
things to dangerous people.
516
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,569
Hmm.
517
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,675
Oh, yeah, I just go
there for the buffet.
518
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,392
Taste of St. Petersburg
in your own backyard.
519
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,694
Mmm. Except it's not my backyard
and people have died there.
520
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,051
But what can I
say. I'm a foodie!
521
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,764
SHAWN: Look, Gus,
522
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,165
sometimes people do
actually kill themselves.
523
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,864
It happens. Nope. Not this
time, Shawn. I wouldn't do that.
524
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,338
It's not you, it's him.
525
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,102
Look, if you wanna leave, fine.
526
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,852
I'll do it myself. I'm
with you, all right?
527
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,038
I am. I just need to
know one thing first.
528
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,204
What?
529
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:30,112
Do you think I'm a leech? Yes.
530
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,275
I do.
531
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,352
What do you have, my friends?
532
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,358
Hi. We're... My name is Burton
Guster and this is my partner,
533
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:40,552
Laika, the space dog.
534
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:43,960
We were wondering, have you
seen this man around here recently?
535
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,531
How long this
child been missing?
536
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,067
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
537
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,233
Many people come
in and out of P.O.R.
538
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,464
Buffet very popular.
539
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:56,134
Sure. Is there an actual Vladimir,
and if so, may we speak with him?
540
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,267
Vlad very busy.
541
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,638
He's meeting with
his 10 o'clock now.
542
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:01,713
MAN: No! No!
543
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,043
No! No!
544
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,913
No! (CRASHES)
545
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,252
He has very long day ahead.
546
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,419
We'll wait. No, we won't.
547
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,720
We'll see you again, real soon.
548
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,121
Book it.
549
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,594
No. Until I hear
something concrete
550
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,154
the John Russell case is closed.
551
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,360
I know this guy, Vlad, is somehow
involved with the death of John Russell.
552
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:24,767
Well, now, that would
be a pretty neat trick!
553
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,204
Considering Vlad spent the
last 72 hours in county lock up
554
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,707
and was only
released this morning.
555
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,470
This morning? That's right.
556
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:33,205
And if John Russell was
involved with a Russian gangster
557
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,407
we would've found this
thing called evidence.
558
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:38,076
We went over that sad, little
apartment with a fine tooth comb.
559
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:41,086
Really? I bet you didn't
try toilet, freezer, leisure.
560
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:43,179
The holy trinity
of hiding places.
561
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,848
Let's go, Shawn.
562
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,722
Still not hiring you.
563
00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:52,631
See! See!
564
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,496
I told you something
was going on, Shawn.
565
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:55,932
Look what they
did to my apartment.
566
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,470
Okay, this is not your apartment.
You do know that, right?
567
00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,870
Oh, isn't it, Shawn? Isn't it?
568
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,240
Wow. All right, man. Let's just do a
quick round of pooper, flooper, looper,
569
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:07,144
and then go get you the help
that you so desperately need.
570
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:09,647
It's toilet, freezer, leisure.
571
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,877
What did I say? You said,
pooper, flooper, looper.
572
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,510
I don't think so.
573
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:14,609
All right, my bad.
574
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,986
I got it... I got it wrong.
I got your thing wrong.
575
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,954
I know how you think.
576
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,093
Toilet.
577
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,299
Freezer.
578
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,041
Leisure.
579
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,252
(GASPS) Boom!
580
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,950
I knew this was
more than 12 pounds.
581
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,822
I just picked up the 7-10 split.
582
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:56,054
Gus, holy crap, man! You did it!
583
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,221
What!
584
00:24:58,597 --> 00:24:59,621
It's a death certificate.
585
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:00,893
Who's Pony Wayne White?
586
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,492
Maybe Em can tell us.
587
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:20,879
No, looks like nobody's here.
588
00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:23,653
Should we knock, or...
589
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:25,082
Okay.
590
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,161
That's how I knock.
591
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,906
All right. Scale of 1 to 10.
How much did that hurt?
592
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:33,330
Zero.
593
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,499
(EXCLAIMS) Ah, ah, ah.
594
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:49,240
Come on, son.
595
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:50,407
Oh.
596
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,286
Mmm-hmm.
597
00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:57,188
Tell me this, Shawn.
598
00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,452
Why are there so many
pictures of John Russell?
599
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,256
I don't know.
600
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,826
Why is there a
picture of us, Gus?
601
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:07,992
What?
602
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:09,691
Oh.
603
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,396
You know, what?
604
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,132
Maybe this was
a suicide after all.
605
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,468
Let's go.
606
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,424
(MOUTHING)
607
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,396
(BOTH SMACKING LIPS)
608
00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:51,807
Who the hell are you?
609
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,470
Who the hell are
you? I asked you first.
610
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:56,024
I'm a private investigator. Well,
I'm a private investigator too.
611
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,358
You just said that
because I said it.
612
00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:59,248
Don't tell me what
I said. I just did.
613
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:00,558
How about you lower those guns?
614
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:01,863
Why are you
pretending to be blind?
615
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,398
I'm not pretending.
I have astigmatism.
616
00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:05,422
You have to do a lot better
than that, honey bunny.
617
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,836
I'm not gonna have to do anything,
pumpkin, I'm the one with the guns.
618
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,070
How about you lower those guns?
619
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:10,572
What's your relationship
to John Russell?
620
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,340
What's yours? Were you
two romantically involved?
621
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,162
Were you? Are you
involved with anyone?
622
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,065
Why? Because you
are incredibly attractive!
623
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,366
Don't tell me what
I am. I just did.
624
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,072
John hired me.
625
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,951
He said he was going to bring
me evidence of something big
626
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,136
but he never showed up.
627
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,268
Something big, huh?
628
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,040
Don't do it, Gus.
Something like this?
629
00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:29,445
Damn it. I guess
that makes you Em.
630
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,640
Emmanuelle. Give me that... No.
631
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:34,209
It's not going down
like that. Guns first.
632
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,551
Oh, so shorty got ice
water in his veins now, huh?
633
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:38,750
Like a chilled martini.
Cool, yet unmistakable.
634
00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:40,519
Gus, it's too much. What!
635
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,471
Look, why don't you guys just compare
rates on Expedia and get a room already?
636
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,495
GUS: Man!
637
00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:47,364
I have astigmatism too. Shut up.
638
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:49,525
Okay. My butt is vibrating.
639
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,112
That means I'm going
to check my phone.
640
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,798
Easy. Easy.
641
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,203
Talk to me, Woody.
642
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,010
(SNIFFING)
643
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,135
Huh.
644
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:03,740
Woody found evidence that John
Russell was force-fed those pills.
645
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:05,613
Gus, you were
absolutely right, man.
646
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,618
This was not a suicide.
647
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,420
John Russell's dead?
648
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:11,151
Welcome to the Na...
649
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,186
Why was John giving you a death
certificate for Pony Wayne White?
650
00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:19,274
I think it had something
to do with insurance fraud.
651
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:20,732
That's why he hired me.
652
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,645
He wouldn't tell me much more. He said
he wanted to do some leg work on his own.
653
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:26,298
I would follow him and take
pictures in case something happened.
654
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,515
You must be a real brave girl.
655
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,508
Don't tell me what I am.
656
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,843
So, is this your car?
657
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:35,369
No, this is a company car.
Gus is a pharmaceutical rep.
658
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,381
It's my day job. Being an
investigator is my real passion.
659
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:39,850
What's your day job?
660
00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,944
His day job is me
working my day job.
661
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,352
Yeah, but...
662
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,823
I'm thinking about
taking work as a manny.
663
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,190
I'm going to apply for this gig.
664
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,387
Okay, this is for someone
looking to get hired as a nanny.
665
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:52,931
Not hire one.
666
00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,091
SHAWN: What?
667
00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,064
I call shotgun next
time we're in the car.
668
00:28:58,136 --> 00:28:59,764
(SNIGGERS) No.
669
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,349
I don't sit back there.
The doors don't work.
670
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:02,898
Too bad. I called it.
671
00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,807
What? You can't
do that. She just did.
672
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:14,512
Pony Wayne White?
673
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,753
I know that name.
674
00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,298
I just did an autopsy
on him last week.
675
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:19,223
But this says he's been
dead for two months.
676
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,623
That can't be right, can it?
677
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,685
I mean, I think I'd notice if a body
had been dead for two months...
678
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,628
The smell alone, yeah.
679
00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,090
Who are you?
680
00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:28,565
Who are you?
681
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,327
I'm Detective Carlton Lassiter.
682
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:32,769
Yeah, well, so what?
683
00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,034
Oh! This says cause
of death, cardiac arrest.
684
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:38,236
Yeah, sure. If cardiac arrest puts
grapefruit sized holes in your chest...
685
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,472
See, here's the death
certificate I signed last week.
686
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:42,741
'Cause of death, gun
shots to the chest area.'
687
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:45,477
I remember this guy. He was
killed trying to rob a shooting range.
688
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:47,451
Which just proves
that Darwin was right.
689
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,511
And there's my signature.
690
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:55,626
I think that's a forge.
691
00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:57,993
Uh, why would I forge
my own signature, Shawn?
692
00:29:58,063 --> 00:29:59,258
No, no, Woody. Not that one.
693
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:03,427
This one here. I think someone took
your signature and then drew over it.
694
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,869
See, Emmanuelle, I'm
a psychic. Good for you.
695
00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:08,532
My God, I feel so
violated, Emmanuelle.
696
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:11,075
And yet in a weird
way, flattered.
697
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,167
Mmm.
698
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,943
So someone... Forged
an official death certificate.
699
00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,824
For Pony Wayne White
two months before he died?
700
00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,826
Unless... Unless there are
two Pony Wayne Whites...
701
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,695
This could be the insurance
fraud John was investigating.
702
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,630
Look, we should... We should
check out the White House.
703
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,122
Yes! What...
704
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:25,747
Uh... Uh, what?
705
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,451
Yeah, I'll be right there.
706
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,727
Okay, guys, I... I got to go.
707
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,560
Someone has to lead.
708
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:37,100
I have a standing shotgun in
this vehicle and everyone knows it!
709
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:40,467
Gus, is that an old French fry?
710
00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:43,538
I am in a metal cage of despair!
711
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,043
This is it.
712
00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,042
Pony Wayne White's.
713
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:57,423
Okay, guys, you're going to have
to open my door from the outside.
714
00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:58,821
Mrs. White?
715
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,218
Maybe.
716
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:01,903
My name is Emmanuelle
and this is my partner...
717
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:04,226
Denzel Diggs Underwood
Morris Chestnut Washington.
718
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,390
I can hear you. That is my bit!
719
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,242
We'd like to ask you
about your husband's death.
720
00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,826
Oh, he'd just opened
up a club for ladies.
721
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:13,201
You know, where fellas
shake it for money and what not.
722
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:16,002
Well, are they hiring?
Because I could use the work.
723
00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:18,066
And I'll shake my
junk any old place.
724
00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:20,738
Sorry for asking, but how did
he afford something like that?
725
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,337
He took a loan.
726
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,746
Wouldn't say from who.
727
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:25,875
Couldn't go to no
bank, not with his record.
728
00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:27,852
'Course, the
interest is real high.
729
00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:29,785
Well, did Pony
have life insurance?
730
00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:31,915
Yeah, but when
I tried to collect...
731
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,824
They says Pony died of a
heart attack two months ago.
732
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,573
Did you ever meet a
guy named John Russell?
733
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,859
Yeah, he was going
to look into it for me.
734
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:42,059
Then some other guy calls
and says it's his case now...
735
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:44,399
That's the last I
heard from anybody.
736
00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:46,062
I think I know who that guy is.
737
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,232
Thank you. Mmm-hmm.
738
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:52,067
Messed up, you guys
leaving me in here like that.
739
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,737
I'm not a child!
740
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:59,011
GUS: What do you think
Quan's doing here by himself?
741
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,110
SHAWN: And
where's everyone else?
742
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,655
Well, well, well.
743
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,364
Looks like you and I
are gonna have a nice...
744
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,900
Conversation.
745
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,437
(CRACKING KNUCKLES)
746
00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:26,606
Quan didn't do it. But
he might have a lead.
747
00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,127
John discovered some sketchy
payouts from the company,
748
00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:34,395
but he wouldn't
tell me any more.
749
00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:36,547
That must be why you
wanted his computer.
750
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,557
I figured this is my chance since
we got a half day for John's funeral.
751
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,786
See, man. Quan's a good
dude. He's trying to help out.
752
00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:43,658
Still doesn't
explain the yogurt.
753
00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,754
I still can't access
these accounts.
754
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:47,800
They're password
protected, which is weird.
755
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,459
Man, watch out. Come on, move.
756
00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:51,833
Just calm down, all right?
757
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,063
That's what I keep getting.
758
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,801
Do you have any idea
what the code may be?
759
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:58,844
There's like 17,000
possible combinations.
760
00:32:58,910 --> 00:32:59,969
Try 'ADB'.
761
00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:01,069
Or 'BDA'.
762
00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,442
Or 'BAD'.
763
00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,679
I'm in. I got it
right, didn't I?
764
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,379
No. I found a backdoor
into the system.
765
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,852
Just like in The Net.
766
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,082
SHAWN: What? Hey!
767
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,317
All right! GUS: That's
what I'm talking about.
768
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,528
Print it all.
769
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,624
Nice to see you're
feeling better, Mr. Russell.
770
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:29,000
SHAWN: I'll tell
you this, Jules.
771
00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:30,702
We actually get paid for this...
772
00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,902
You're gettin' a taste.
773
00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,673
Okay? No, I insist.
774
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,304
Now, tell me all about Florida.
775
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,645
Start at the beginning.
Whoa... Hey! Shotgun! Shotgun!
776
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,014
Hey, I called it
in the elevator.
777
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:41,028
No, you cannot call shotgun
before you even see the car.
778
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,697
We don't have time for
this. SHAWN: I don't care.
779
00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,314
It's not fair, and
I'm mad as hell!
780
00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:46,153
Fine, we can call it on three.
781
00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:47,692
One, two...
782
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,284
What? (GUNSHOT)
783
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:53,664
Shotgun! Shotgun!
784
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,931
Shotgun! Shotgun!
785
00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,336
Shawn, get Lassie on the phone!
786
00:34:01,406 --> 00:34:03,773
And make sure she's
safe. I'll keep him occupied.
787
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:07,006
Hey, Gus, be careful!
Don't tell me what to be!
788
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:14,809
Let's dance.
789
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,913
(GUNSHOT) Ahh!
790
00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:26,959
(TIRES SCREECHING)
791
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,533
All right.
792
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:05,963
Try to mess with me?
793
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,029
Come on, son. What
did you think this is?
794
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,439
You think this
is my first rodeo?
795
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:15,839
What?
796
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:17,338
Oh, gosh!
797
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:22,781
(SCREAMING)
798
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,322
(GASPING) All right.
799
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:29,917
All right, all right.
800
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,486
It's me and you, baby. Come on.
801
00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,122
It's me and you. Here we go.
802
00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:34,723
(ENGINE TURNING OVER)
803
00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:38,732
What? I just got you serviced.
804
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,567
Oh, man!
805
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,369
(TRUCK ENGINE REVVING) Oh, gosh.
806
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,937
Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh!
807
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,227
Drop it!
808
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,005
Oh, Lassie.
809
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,268
Don't shoot him,
he's just a kid!
810
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,779
I did it! I did it!
811
00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,106
Ugh!
812
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:25,143
Dude! I did it.
813
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,115
Uh! I did it. Yeah, you did...
814
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,447
Oh, Gus!
815
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,312
Oh, we all see
where this is going.
816
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,890
No, it was a gift.
817
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:43,268
Why is there a
picture of us, Gus?
818
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,066
This guy's just a trigger man.
819
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:49,369
I know who killed John Russell!
820
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,404
And I know who he's working for!
821
00:36:51,476 --> 00:36:53,741
Let's go get him. Lassie,
we're going to need a ride.
822
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,041
Shotgun.
823
00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:57,310
Damn it!
824
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,945
What can you say about John?
825
00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,817
Number one sales rep.
826
00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:04,912
Reliably efficient.
827
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:06,548
He will be missed.
828
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:08,217
Would anyone else like to speak?
829
00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:10,027
I would.
830
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,095
John Russell
831
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:14,223
was a cog.
832
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:15,767
A faceless,
833
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,200
nameless,
834
00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:18,463
reliably efficient,
835
00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:19,536
cog.
836
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,839
But here's the thing.
837
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:26,310
This world was built off the
sweat, toil and dedication of cogs.
838
00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:27,910
If we do our job right...
839
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,471
You won't even
know that we're there.
840
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,477
And that's the way we like it.
841
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,982
You see, cogs thrive on order.
842
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,989
But something was out of order
843
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,490
at Central Coast
Pharmaceuticals...
844
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:41,957
BOTH: California
Coast Insurance.
845
00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,119
Come on, son.
846
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:46,187
California Coast Insurance.
847
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,367
Something makin' it
hard out there for a cog.
848
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:55,004
You see, somebody was
giving loans to bad people
849
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,041
in exchange for
a cut of the action.
850
00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:58,701
A cop would call that person...
851
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,177
A loan shark.
852
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:02,339
But John Russell
used to call him...
853
00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:03,413
His boss.
854
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,574
What?
855
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:08,151
Mr. Grouse paid out death
benefits to people who were still alive.
856
00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:09,881
He took a loan.
857
00:38:10,088 --> 00:38:13,581
Wouldn't say from who. Couldn't
go to no bank, not with his record.
858
00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:16,822
Elaborate stuff, too. Death
certificates, the whole bit.
859
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,830
Here's the death
certificate I signed last week.
860
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,923
"Cause of death,
gunshots to the chest area."
861
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:24,401
Did you know that some of the
worst establishments in Santa Barbara
862
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,267
are owned by dead people?
863
00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:28,101
That's ridiculous! He's lying!
864
00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:29,173
Ooh!
865
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,709
Pony Wayne White,
866
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,006
opened up Pony's,
The Mane Event.
867
00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:36,309
Spelled M-A-N-E.
868
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,846
After he suffered
a fatal heart attack,
869
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,715
with a loan that he received
870
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:41,912
from Mr. Grouse.
871
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,147
(LAUGHING)
872
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,713
Now, that's one
entrepreneurial zombie.
873
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,089
These people know
me, okay? They trust me.
874
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,651
Everything was just fine.
875
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:53,521
But then Pony had
to go and die for real.
876
00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:56,318
And when John Russell discovered
that something funny was going on...
877
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,666
John discovered some sketchy
payouts from the company,
878
00:38:58,736 --> 00:38:59,980
but he wouldn't
tell me any more.
879
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:03,736
Grouse decided it was time
that John finally took his vacation.
880
00:39:03,808 --> 00:39:04,832
A permanent one.
881
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:07,242
This is outrageous.
You can't prove this!
882
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:09,076
Man, I already have.
883
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,207
All right, Grouse. Let's go.
884
00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:16,579
Argh!
885
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,320
Son of a bitch.
886
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,883
So, who do I talk to
about getting your job?
887
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,054
What?
888
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,525
John Russell
889
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,033
thought that doing
the right thing
890
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,296
was more important
than doing the safe thing.
891
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,964
He may have lived
his life as a cog,
892
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,969
but he died a hero.
893
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:46,910
That man is sexy.
894
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,009
Mmm.
895
00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:50,311
He gets it from me.
896
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,981
I don't think so.
897
00:39:56,494 --> 00:39:58,019
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
898
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,804
You know, this
buffet isn't that bad.
899
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,367
Hey, well, consider this on me,
900
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,242
now that you're
gainfully unemployed.
901
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,043
No, no, no, I got it.
902
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:53,448
I'm debt free and I have an
emergency fund earning 1.25%.
903
00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:56,386
I'm good. At least for the
next four to six months.
904
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,320
Well, here's to the
next four to six months.
905
00:40:58,389 --> 00:40:59,721
(CHUCKLES)
906
00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,485
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
I must break you.
907
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:06,262
With a couple of very
refreshing vodka beverages.
908
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,425
It's not good stuff, you guys.
909
00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:10,798
Look at you, earning
your monthly nut. What!
910
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:13,929
Ah, it's only part time, but
I gotta admit, it feels good.
911
00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,166
Bringin' home the bacon.
912
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,434
Smackin' it.
913
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:17,736
Flippin' it, rubbin' it down.
914
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:18,809
Oh, no.
915
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,367
I like the bacon. Hey.
916
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,641
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
917
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,945
Quitting your job
like that, all man style.
918
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:27,611
Man, look. I'm done
with the cog thing, Shawn.
919
00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:29,153
It's time for me to
do the Gus thing.
920
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:32,213
I'll say this much. I am going
to put in a good word with Vlad,
921
00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:34,225
when you're ready
to start working again.
922
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,284
I gotta tell you, Gus.
What we've done here,
923
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,023
is build an amazing team.
924
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,689
Ground floor. Grass roots.
925
00:41:39,764 --> 00:41:42,563
I mean, you work closely
with people, you learn things.
926
00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:44,602
Like their names. And
it's nice, and it's rich.
927
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,900
Shawn, you've had this
job for like 45 minutes.
928
00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:48,837
Sure. But it doesn't
feel that way.
929
00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:51,239
Hey, guys. Check
out this action.
930
00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:56,380
Huh?
931
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:58,573
Ugh! Ahh!
932
00:41:58,649 --> 00:41:59,708
MAN: Hey!
933
00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:02,518
I told you not throw
bottles anymore.
934
00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:03,646
Get out!
935
00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:04,814
You're fired.
936
00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,448
Copy that, big bear!
937
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,856
It's Vlad.
938
00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:10,689
Well, I gave it
the old college try.
939
00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:13,073
Gus, I'm gonna need
you to get your job back...
940
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:15,589
Right away. Dude,
that bridge is burnt.
941
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,862
Security had to taze me. Ha!
942
00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,733
Well, we'll figure
something out.
943
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:20,965
We always do.
944
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,701
I'm gonna say my goodbyes.
945
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,072
Hey, Alexi!
946
00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:25,667
Alexi, don't be a stranger!
947
00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:27,439
(SCREAMING)
948
00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:28,707
(CRASHING)
949
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,448
We need to get outta here.
950
00:42:31,516 --> 00:42:33,144
Do svidanya.
951
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:41,558
I know, you know That
I'm not telling the truth
952
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,924
I know, you know They
just don't have any proof
953
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:48,194
Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend
954
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:52,101
Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end
955
00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:53,931
I know, you know
955
00:42:54,305 --> 00:43:54,311
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