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Do you know what this is about?
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No clue. Got the
same memo you did.
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Hey, did you guys get the memo?
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We got the memo!
We got the memo!
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We had to share a memo.
Who sent the memo?
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Let's just hope
it's not from Trout.
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God,
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please let it not
be Trout. Amen.
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Amen. Amen.
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(ALL GASPING)
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Well, hello team!
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Karen! You came back!
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Chief, you have no idea
what we've been through.
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It was awful! Trout was hell.
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Mostly for Lassie,
but this feels rich.
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I mean this feels
like home again.
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It does, doesn't it?
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So that's why it's gonna
be even harder for me
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to say what I'm
about to say now.
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(GASPING)
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You're having another baby!
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What? No.
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Oh!
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I came back to say goodbye.
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I've accepted a position
up north, Bay Area,
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effective immediately.
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Chief, you can't leave.
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You're not even back yet.
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Guys, this is the hardest professional
decision that I've ever had to make
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and that's all
because of you guys.
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God, we've been
through a lot together.
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I'm damn proud of the
work that we've done.
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I had some time to
give it a lot of thought...
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So, excuse me,
who's the new chief?
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That's still
undetermined, Carlton.
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Oh! KAREN: Okay.
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This new job is an
opportunity for me
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to build the brand new
station from the ground up,
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keys to the castles.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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So is there a shortlist?
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And, if so, am I on it?
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What is your role
in this situation?
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I'll put in a call, Carlton.
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You'll get an interview.
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(WHISPERING) Get in here.
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I think we're done here.
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Mmm-hmm. SHAWN: Yeah!
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It's been a privilege,
Karen. Thank you!
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We're gonna miss you
the heck out of you, Chief,
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but this isn't goodbye,
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cause there's no
such thing as goodbye.
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Goodbye, Chief!
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Catch you on the flipside.
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Shawn. Yeah?
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Leave the fish. Mmm-hmm.
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Yep, this does not belong to me.
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I don't want you to go.
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Juliet, take a seat.
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Alright, Carlton.
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You are the man
who will be chief.
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It's just a formality.
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You're at the top of
the list, so act like it.
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(GRUNTING)
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Woo! Ha!
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MAYOR: Oh, no,
no, there was no list.
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I had narrowed it down
to a few candidates
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and you weren't one of them.
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But then, Karen Vick called
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and practically begged
me to consider you.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Hiring the great city's
new chief of police is a...
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Well, it's a big moment for me.
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That water is not
for the interviewees.
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(COUGHING)
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You ever heard of
Archie Baxter, Detective?
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(COUGHING) Excuse me.
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He was my uncle.
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He was the only
father I ever knew.
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He brought me out here, in the
back of a station wagon in the '60s.
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Decent man.
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Salt of the earth.
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Teetotaler.
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He was married to his work.
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He made his living
as a crime reporter.
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Back then, this town
was owned by the mob,
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including the police.
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But he dug a little too deep
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and got murdered for it.
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That was in 1967 during the
tenure of Chief Olson Watt.
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Watt was a very fine man, sir.
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Olson Watt was a
duplicitous, bald bastard
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who stonewalled anyone
who tried to find out the truth.
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And that is the kind of thing
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that won't happen on my watch.
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I will fight for those who...
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Huh!
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I'm just gonna leave now,
sir. (CLEARING THROAT)
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Oh, God! (ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)
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People, we have a case.
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One which will have no
small impact on my future
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as Chief of the Santa
Barbara Police Department.
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This file is my
ticket to immortality.
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Strode, read the autopsy
report and keep it clean.
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Ah!
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Former SBPD coroner,
Slippery Dick Miller.
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Boy! There is a
blast from the past.
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Carry on, Strode.
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Okay, we are, uh...
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We are looking at
one, uh, Archie Baxter.
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Uh, looks to be
about six feet, uh, two.
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Woody, there's no body.
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Oh, is that a relief!
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I thought maybe I was the
only one that couldn't see it.
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What the hell am I doing here?
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Archie Baxter
was killed in 1967.
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The SBPD swept his
case under the rug.
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So? I was not in
the force in '67.
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Wait, how... How old
do you all think I am?
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What does the cold case have to
do with you being chief, Carlton?
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Because Archie Baxter was
just like me. I know how he thinks.
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He was a hound for
justice and it got him killed.
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Plus he was the mayor's uncle.
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Oh!
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Keep reading, Strode.
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Cause of death,
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blunt force trauma
to the chest...
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MILLER: Internal
bleeding from impact.
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Fatal sternal fracture,
eight broken ribs.
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Guy's heart's gotta look like
a whoopee cushion. Whoa!
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This dude really axed
it to the Fat Shack.
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Dusted.
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FUBAR.
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Wipeout.
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(EXHALING)
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Blood alcohol level suggests
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that he was moderately
to severely cootered, man.
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Fiction! Archie
Baxter was a teetotaler
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and the police report indicates
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that a sky blue
Cadillac Eldorado
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was seen driving away
from the crash site.
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Don't you get it?
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Someone wanted his
death to look like an accident.
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And we're gonna
find that someone
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and the mayor's gonna make
me chief and it's gonna be glorious.
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Now, saddle up and let's ride.
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Lassie needs us.
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It's time to throw
on our love beads,
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grow out our treasure trails,
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go beyond the
Valley of the Dolls.
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Now who wants to light my fire?
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I do! I do.
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In between the lines
there's a lot of obscurity
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I'm not inclined to
resign to maturity
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If it's all right then
you're all wrong
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But why bounce around
to the same damn song?
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You'd rather run
when you can't crawl
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I know, you know That
I'm not telling the truth
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I know, you know They
just don't have any proof
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Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend
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Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end
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(SCREAMING)
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GUS: Ah, the Mirror.
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Santa Barbara's political
and cultural heartbeat.
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Her pages are interwoven into the
fabric of our local community, Shawn.
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Yep.
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I'm pretty sure there's
an app for that now.
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Yeah. CARLTON: Found it!
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It's not much to go
on. But it's all we've got.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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What the hell?
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Come on, man, you know
that moment needed something.
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CARLTON: Crime reporter.
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He dedicates his life
to the pursuit of the truth
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and all he has to show for it
is a cardboard box full of crap.
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Hello. What's this?
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That is the Limelighter Lounge
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owned back in the
day by Rodney Caruso.
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Rodney Caruso, the
infamous mobster?
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Is there any other kind?
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I don't know. Ask
Richard Grieco.
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Dude, how dope would
it be to be in the Mob?
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Hmm. Or even married to the Mob?
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Just look at that and tell
me what pops out at you.
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SHAWN: Ah, it looks like the
cleaner's is open, that's cool.
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GUS: I see a little kid who
should probably be in school.
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SHAWN: Couple of drunk cops.
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Ooh, that's a good
looking bulldog.
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Drunk cops,
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in the middle of the day,
patronizing a Mob joint?
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That must've been
what Archie was after.
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Hey, Watt!
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You care to explain this?
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That's a good looking bulldog.
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Cut the crap!
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I'm clocking two of
your guys walking out
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of Rodney Caruso's joint, drunk,
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in the middle of the day.
Maybe they were thirsty.
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Well, they were thirsty the day
before that and the day before that.
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What are you driving at, Baxter?
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How many of your guys
are in Caruso's pocket?
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I have neither the
time nor the patience
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to explain myself
to a two-bit reporter.
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You barge in
here like this again,
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I'll have your job.
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Now, get the hell
out of my office.
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I'm sure somewhere
there's a cat stuck in a tree.
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Go write an exposé about that.
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I'll be back.
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Next stop, Limelighter Lounge.
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Come on, guys.
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Are you gonna steal a dead
man's desk thermometer?
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Fine!
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CARLTON: All right, sock it to
me, partner. What did you find?
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Well, I searched
the records room.
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Watt never launched an
investigation into Caruso
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in his entire tenure as chief.
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Not one inquiry.
219
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Well, isn't that
interesting as hell?
220
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Man, it's gonna be
all musty in here.
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You're musty. Your mom is musty.
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I think we should all split up.
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Cover way more ground that way.
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I'll go with Jules
and this whole thing
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will become an
invested date. Ha!
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See what I did there
you guys? Grow up!
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So, why are you so on fire
228
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to help Lassiter with this case?
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It's not just Lassie, Jules.
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It's Rufus Sewell, it's
Sophie B. Hawkins.
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I mean they're all born in '67.
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Ah, I'd love me some Sophie B.
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Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover.
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00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,530
You are.
235
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,302
Well, then I guess I
must be doing this for us.
236
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,275
Because you'll be bumped
up to head detective
237
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when Lassie gets
promoted to chief.
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Naturally, I'll get a
title bump as well.
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Something like, uh,
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first lover in the
night time. Hmm?
241
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Maybe a little bit of bacon.
242
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You don't know this for sure.
243
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Okay, I suppose I don't.
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We'll workshop the title.
245
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,827
But it's moot because
you are gonna be in
246
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and we're gonna get a hot tub
247
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and I'm gonna buy you
a dolphin. (GASPING)
248
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:36,494
And you can name her
Cher who was also born in '67.
249
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That doesn't sound
right to me, Shawn.
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There's nothing in there.
251
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
252
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What is that?
253
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What does it look like?
You gonna steal that?
254
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,574
It's a victimless crime, Shawn.
255
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,226
You realize that's
not the whole fryer?
256
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,410
JULIET: It's just the basket.
257
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:52,711
GUS: Man, you don't know...
258
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,152
CARLTON: O'Hara, look at this!
259
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,557
I will be damned
260
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,321
if that isn't Chief Olson Watt
261
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,673
living it up at the Limelighter.
262
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,959
Whoa, Lassie, just forget
about Watt for a second
263
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,158
because that is my guy.
264
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,200
Rodney Caruso
265
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,900
and his smoking hot girlfriend,
266
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,335
Scarlett Jones.
(CLICKING TONGUE)
267
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,907
Oh, come on. I can say that
about women from other centuries.
268
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,102
Rodney Caruso was a
cold-blooded killer, Shawn.
269
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,169
I bet it would've made
one hell of a capo
270
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,275
at La Cosa Nostril.
271
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,140
Nostra. Oh, I don't know.
272
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,715
I may have a wandering spirit,
273
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,309
I'm not great
with a blade but...
274
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,281
I'm good. What?
275
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:32,485
Myles Velour Jr.
And the Velour-ettes.
276
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,732
He was as cool as the
other side of the pillow.
277
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:35,761
(GRUNTING)
278
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,107
My old man listened to all of
those records when I was little.
279
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,131
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
280
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,073
(SINGING)
281
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,618
WATT: Oh, I got one bullet left.
282
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,827
(ALL LAUGHING)
283
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:10,988
Well, well, well.
284
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,731
Chief Watt.
285
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,560
It is so good to see you
loosening your tie a little bit here.
286
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,230
After all, mi casa es
su casa, mi amigo.
287
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,701
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
288
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,747
Forgive this interruption.
289
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,016
The next round is on me.
290
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,084
Oh! (ALL LAUGHING)
291
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:33,785
I like that.
292
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,983
(CONTINUES SINGING)
293
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,844
Thank you!
294
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,581
The mayor was right about Watt.
295
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,926
First, Henry gets popped
by a dirty cop and now this.
296
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,195
There are more stains on Santa
Barbara's carpet than I care to steam.
297
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,599
Carlton, we're gonna
need more than old photos
298
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,763
and police records
that don't exist.
299
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,333
Watt is dead. Caruso is dead.
300
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,236
Even Myles Velour
cashed in his chips.
301
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,108
So, unless there is someone
alive we can actually talk to...
302
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,339
Melba Birdsong.
303
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,242
Gus, we can't just
make up a fun name.
304
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,342
We need an actual human
person we can put screws to.
305
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,354
Melba Birdsong was one
of the Velour-ettes, Shawn.
306
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,849
And I know she's still alive because
she's appearing in Sounder, the Musical.
307
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,650
It's playing at the
Old Cosmopolitan.
308
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,122
My dad and I have tickets
309
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,789
and yes, I found the other
piece to the fryer, so...
310
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,889
Suck it.
311
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,238
MELBA: Myles!
312
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:04,338
He was smooth as
the Lord makes 'em.
313
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,743
Ooh, I knew it!
314
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,509
And the Lord makes 'em smooth.
315
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,474
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
316
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,927
Miss Birdsong, you
were about to tell us
317
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,510
what you remember
about Olson Watt.
318
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,014
MELBA: Well, there
ain't much to tell.
319
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,785
Back in the day,
320
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,055
I made it my business to
stay away from the police.
321
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,956
You never spoke to him? Not me!
322
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,824
I heard Myles talk
to him, a time or two.
323
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,861
Watt wasn't playing games.
324
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,012
MYLES: I don't know
what you're talking about.
325
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,527
WATT: I know Caruso's a rat.
326
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,238
I'm gonna clean up this sewer.
327
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,559
You know where the drop is
going down. Now give it up.
328
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,199
Hey, I'll smack it out of ya.
329
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,938
Listen man, easy, easy.
330
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,147
His business is his business.
331
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,342
When you have a cat
like Caruso as your boss,
332
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,612
you just keep your
nose clean, you dig?
333
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,813
I'm just a ham-and-eggs man.
334
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,750
What? Boss man doesn't
even dig me, you dig?
335
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,558
I only got this gig because
his chick is a fan of the funk.
336
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,027
Scarlett Jones.
337
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,121
(CHUCKLING) She's a twist, baby.
338
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,497
Every now and then, I do a
private clambake for him and Scarlett
339
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,962
and you don't wanna know
no more than that, Chief.
340
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,634
So Watt wasn't dirty after all.
341
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,669
Well, it was a long time ago.
342
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,669
But from what I can remember,
343
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,212
the Chief was one
of the good guys.
344
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,243
Melba, why are you so nervous?
345
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,444
I'm not nervous.
346
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,551
It's okay.
347
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:22,748
Caruso can't hurt you now.
348
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:26,322
Yeah, you don't want to be keeping your
secrets for dead white gangsters, sister.
349
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,483
Let that bird fly.
350
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,694
(SIGHING)
351
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,157
Myles was like a brother to me.
352
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,232
Mmm.
353
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:38,429
He wasn't being straight with the
Chief because he had his own problems.
354
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,932
What kind of problems?
355
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:45,037
Myles used to handle Caruso's
money for him from time to time.
356
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:49,648
The problem was
Myles loved to gamble.
357
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,384
Uh!
358
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,719
First, you steal from me,
359
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,917
and then you lie to me.
360
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,291
I cannot wait to see what
you do for an encore, my friend.
361
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,662
(CHUCKLING)
362
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,861
You must think I
am a damn fool. No.
363
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,497
A clown who rides the
bull at the rodeo. No!
364
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,594
No, Boss!
365
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,436
Perhaps one of those tall,
skinny people with the curly hair
366
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,806
who pretend to
be stuck in a box,
367
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,141
or walking against the wind.
368
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,213
Street mime.
369
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:25,143
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't
put a bullet in your head, right now?
370
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,118
I'm just a ham-and-eggs man.
371
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,545
(CHUCKLING)
372
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,749
(SOBBING)
373
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,783
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Boss.
374
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,786
It's the chips. They
keep calling me.
375
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,391
You are lucky, my friend.
376
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:42,663
Lucky that my woman loves the
way that you bring in the noise,
377
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:47,103
the way that you
bring in the funk.
378
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,376
You're gonna repay your
debt to me and then some.
379
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,271
You're going to do
everything I tell you to do
380
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,282
exactly when I
tell you to do it.
381
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,643
Sounds like it was gonna take
more than a couple of private shows
382
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,620
to work off Velour's
debt to Caruso.
383
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,687
(CLEARING THROAT)
384
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,924
What's that picture? Me, Myles
385
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,723
and Paella Powell.
386
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,289
I slapped the hell
out of that bitch once.
387
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,541
CARLTON: It's also
the same type of car
388
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,845
that was seen at
the crime scene,
389
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,994
a sky blue Cadillac Eldorado.
390
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,933
Oh, yes, that car
was Myles' baby.
391
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,032
So, Myles Velour
killed Archie Baxter.
392
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,167
Caruso made him his hatchet man.
393
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,483
He did it to save his own skin.
394
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,307
Oh, that's impossible. He was...
395
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,380
I solved the case.
396
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,241
I'm gonna be Chief of Police.
397
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,956
Hey! No! You can't just go in...
398
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,972
Terribly sorry
to interrupt, sir,
399
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,756
but I think you're going
to want to see this.
400
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,365
Seriously?
401
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,959
John Lavin's a candidate?
402
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,956
He's been collecting
disability for over a decade
403
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,148
and he doesn't even walk funny.
404
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,172
I was shot in the chest.
405
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,709
You wrote a
screenplay last year! So?
406
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,842
What the hell is your
problem, Lassiter?
407
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,142
You have some nerve
barging in on me like this.
408
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,767
I know who killed
your uncle, sir.
409
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,083
Are you freaking kidding me?
410
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,412
Do you think I don't
know about Myles Velour?
411
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:10,889
Didn't I tell you
412
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,893
that I have been obsessed with
my uncle's case since I was a boy?
413
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,321
That I have all his
possessions at my house?
414
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,124
Well then, sir, you know that
Velour was a spineless yes man
415
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,428
with a gambling addiction.
416
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,694
What I do know is that he was
arrested for starting a bar fight
417
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:28,999
after a show in Kansas City on
the very night that Archie was killed.
418
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,669
That is a matter of
public record, Detective.
419
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,345
So, if that's all you've got,
420
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,313
I suggest that you apologize
421
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,384
to me, to John, and to
Agnes on the way out,
422
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,651
because you'll be leaving now.
423
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,113
I'm ridiculously sorry, sir.
424
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,621
You sold a script
last year, man.
425
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,130
What are you even doing here?
426
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:54,599
(CHUCKLING)
427
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,331
Oh, no, it was that bad.
428
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,033
He's been inconsolable
since we got back.
429
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,473
Well, serves him right.
430
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,565
Dude was all over brother
431
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,523
just because he had a
bouffant and a blue Caddy.
432
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,645
Gus, that's not true.
433
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,338
Oh, honestly I haven't
been paying attention.
434
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,881
Here's a question. Hmm?
435
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,252
Is Scarlett Jones still alive?
436
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,725
Beats me! Easy enough
to check though. Why?
437
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,222
Because all we know for sure
438
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,921
is that Archie Baxter
was after someone
439
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,827
or something in this picture.
440
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,131
And that
441
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,857
is Scarlett Jones.
442
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,635
Carlton, splash some water
on your face. We got a new lead.
443
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,005
Huh?
444
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,666
Yep, that's the one.
445
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,411
You sure? Because
it's been over 40 years.
446
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:44,075
Of course, I'm sure. I
may have the bod for sin
447
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,312
but I have the memory
of an adult elephant.
448
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,214
He was obsessed
with this picture.
449
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,780
Did she just say she
had a bod for sin?
450
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,515
Yes! She needs Jesus.
451
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,352
(CHUCKLES)
452
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,391
Can I smoke? What do you think?
453
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:03,265
I think you want me the same
way a land turtle wants crab apples.
454
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,101
(STAMMERING) Just
answer the questions, please.
455
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,133
Well, what's in it for me?
456
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,334
Baxter was asking you about
your boyfriend Rodney, wasn't he?
457
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,178
The fact that half
the police force
458
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,714
was already on
the payroll, right?
459
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,443
Huh? Ring any belly bells?
460
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,985
Oh, sugar! Is that the
dragon you're chasing?
461
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,083
Well, I hate to burst
your yummy little bubble,
462
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,456
but Archie Baxter
was a deadbeat drunk.
463
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,692
And there was only one thing
in that photo that he was after.
464
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:34,999
ARCHIE: Jonesy!
465
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,091
You again!
466
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:37,869
It's okay.
467
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:40,972
Jonesy!
468
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:42,931
Ooh!
469
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,739
So, did you talk
to her yet? Hmm?
470
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,939
Did you talk to
her? Oh, down boy!
471
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,447
Your lipstick's showing.
472
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,293
You said you were
gonna talk to her for me.
473
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,997
You said you were
gonna put in a good word.
474
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,914
You're just yanking my chain.
475
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,888
(SCOFFS) Not for
all the tea in China.
476
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,252
Uh, just look at her!
477
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,822
Look, can't you see?
478
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:02,894
Right there.
479
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:03,986
So beautiful.
480
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,343
She just looks right through me.
481
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,210
I don't know why you carry that stupid
photo around when you can look...
482
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,964
No, Jonesy... Shh! Don't point.
483
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,835
She's gonna think I'm
staring at her like some
484
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,071
desperate kook.
485
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,016
It's never gonna
happen for you, Archie.
486
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,772
Let's just say Melba
prefers a softer touch.
487
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,374
Stop torturing yourself.
Let me call you a cab.
488
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,507
What do you mean a cab?
489
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,778
(STAMMERING) You lying...
490
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,949
Get off, I'm fine.
491
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,554
Now can I smoke? No!
492
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,201
Do you mean to tell me this whole
murder charade is just about some
493
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,865
crush that didn't pan out?
494
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,058
Murder? Archie
Baxter wasn't murdered.
495
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:46,400
He stumbled out of there
and drove himself off a cliff.
496
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:47,772
Everyone knows that.
497
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,106
Now is there, um, anything else?
498
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,105
Or shall we just
skip to dessert?
499
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,715
No! No! No!
500
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,744
Uh, thank you.
501
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:05,391
You're free to go. It's just a
monumental waste of time.
502
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,862
That's why Myles
didn't get up on that.
503
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,798
Melba has a
thing for the ladies.
504
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,581
I have a whole new
respect for Melba toast.
505
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:21,440
Come on, you guys, it
takes a lot of courage, resolve
506
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,839
to live your life as
an old, black lesbian.
507
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:24,986
Bet your ass it does.
You know that's right!
508
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,588
SHAWN: You know what I
mean? BOTH: Mmm-hmm.
509
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,012
What the hell am I doing?
510
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,276
There is no case here.
There never was. Mmm-mmm.
511
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,009
I will just have to
512
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,962
rely on the strength of
my interview with the mayor
513
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,420
and my people skills.
514
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:36,554
Ooh!
515
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,018
I'm so screwed.
516
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,090
That's not optimal.
517
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,320
It's not... It's not
great. Mmm-mmm.
518
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,928
(SIGHS)
519
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,535
Mmm.
520
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,100
(SNORING) (CHUCKLING)
521
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,640
You wake up. I need
to ask you something.
522
00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:01,177
Yes! Yes, we have tickets to Howard
Jones at the Santa Barbara Bowl.
523
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,958
Guess who's opening?
I'm giving you one hint.
524
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,883
Chief Vick asked me
to be her head detective.
525
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,787
Homicide, obviously.
526
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,627
Uh...
527
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:18,529
Wow!
528
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,098
But, you know if
Carlton's promoted, I'm...
529
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:24,466
I'm looking at the same
opportunity here. You were right.
530
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,903
You know he told me
as much already. See?
531
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,008
(SIGHING)
532
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,242
Plus, I'm here.
533
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,304
Oh, right!
534
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,647
Plus, you're here. Of course.
535
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,349
And you know the...
536
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,114
The pay will be so
much better here
537
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,654
because of time served.
538
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:45,053
I mean it's really
a no-brainer which
539
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,824
is why, as flattering
as it is, I'm...
540
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,895
I'm not really considering it.
541
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,664
Plus you know, San
Francisco is littered with
542
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,129
shallow, entitled,
543
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:56,969
49er fans.
544
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,999
Ugly on the inside type
people, right? Right. Right.
545
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,041
Don't need that,
you know... Right.
546
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,874
I said you can't
park your car there.
547
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:13,742
ARCHIE: (IN GRAVELLY
VOICE) Carlton!
548
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,185
Carl...
549
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,518
(COUGHING)
550
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:21,155
Carlton, come on man. Wake up!
551
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:22,927
Huh!
552
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,061
Oh! Don't be dumb.
553
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,655
You're dreaming. I'm a ghost.
554
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,025
We haven't got much time. Sorry!
555
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,095
Avenge me!
556
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,132
I was murdered.
557
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,104
You drove yourself off a cliff,
you drunk, degenerate lunger.
558
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,768
I never had a drink in my life.
559
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:39,141
My nephew told you that.
560
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,203
Except that night in
Korea when Stalin died.
561
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:42,447
Stinking red.
562
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:43,874
Now you listen to me.
563
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,876
Scarlett Jones had
plenty of reasons to lie.
564
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,520
Come on. Think about it.
565
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,015
You're better than this.
566
00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:53,717
You stay the course.
567
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,221
You're all I have.
568
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,162
Adieu!
569
00:24:58,931 --> 00:24:59,955
Adieu!
570
00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:03,161
Remember me!
571
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,433
What are you looking at?
572
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,529
You still see me?
573
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:09,807
Oh, there I go.
574
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,543
(GASPING)
575
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:19,710
CARLTON: Shake a leg, Strode.
576
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,144
She was lying, Strode.
577
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:26,283
Scarlett Jones must've been
covering for boyfriend, Rodney Caruso,
578
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,535
because he left her everything
579
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:30,222
and any case brought against
him would've affected her directly.
580
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,796
So who killed Archie Baxter?
581
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,274
If I knew that, do you think
I would be standing here
582
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:34,391
with you at 3:00 a.m.?
583
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:36,694
Now, I'm wondering something.
584
00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:38,246
You're wondering if a
woman in a camisole
585
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,670
was wearing this bear's head
586
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,172
mere seconds
before your arrival?
587
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:44,904
No, I'm wondering
is there anything else
588
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,879
that could've accounted for
Baxter's level of intoxication?
589
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,627
I asked myself the
very same question.
590
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,560
So I checked levels of gamma-glutamyl
transpeptidase in his blood,
591
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:56,680
which as you know, is usually
very high in people who drink.
592
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:58,466
Not in the case of Mr. Baxter.
593
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,050
That man's liver was dead
sexy and I'm not even a liver man.
594
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:02,651
I mean, I'm not,
not a liver man.
595
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,797
So Baxter wasn't
drunk. Probably not,
596
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:08,009
but the level of
phenobarbitone in his blood
597
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:09,513
suggests the presence
of barbiturates.
598
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,568
Barbiturates?
599
00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:13,016
How the hell did Slippery
Dick Miller miss that?
600
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,552
We pathologists have come a
long way since the Age of Aquarius.
601
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:16,972
This confirms it, Strode.
602
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,304
Scarlett Jones is a liar
603
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,070
and Baxter was after Caruso.
604
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:22,580
I am so close, I can taste it.
605
00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,510
Oh, me too. I'm gonna bounce.
606
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:26,684
Thanks, Strode.
607
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:28,614
Oh, and Lassie, if you...
608
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:31,054
If you happen to run into
half a bear in the alley,
609
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,157
don't shoot it.
610
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:34,284
You got it, buddy.
611
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,460
SHAWN: It's 6:00 in
the morning, Lassie.
612
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:38,887
We're missing something.
613
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,557
It's called sleep.
614
00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:43,464
This place is as close as we're
gonna get to solving Baxter's murder.
615
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,265
We gotta keep looking. Where?
616
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:51,235
It's a victimless crime, Shawn.
617
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,214
Follow me!
618
00:26:58,183 --> 00:26:59,183
Gus! (YELLS)
619
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,294
Everybody in.
620
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,327
Everybody out!
621
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,910
Bingo!
622
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,781
Caruso's calls
were being tapped.
623
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,030
That's a thing, right? Tapped?
624
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:37,432
If Caruso's calls
were being monitored,
625
00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:38,733
there are bound to be tapes
around here somewhere.
626
00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:39,801
This could be the
break that we need.
627
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,420
If Archie's behind this, I know
exactly where to find them.
628
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,518
Come on, gang.
629
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,396
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
630
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,538
Mr. Mayor, I'm so
terribly sorry to interrupt.
631
00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:57,932
He gets a home interview?
632
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,064
And you're serving lemonade?
633
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:03,172
I'd offer you a glass, but you're
not really great with liquid, are you?
634
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:04,382
(LAUGHING)
635
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,650
Shut up, Cancelosi.
636
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:08,652
Alright, Mr. Mayor, uh...
637
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,051
I'm on the receiving end
of some very serious vibes
638
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,558
about your uncle Archie Baxter
639
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,390
and we just need to take a look
at some of his personal belongings.
640
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,621
Do you, now?
641
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,665
I seem to recall you
having some very
642
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,461
serious vibes about me... Hmm.
643
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:25,001
Which happened to be dead wrong
and almost cost me my candidacy.
644
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,938
Good point, Mr. Mayor, but I
made Shawn promise never to mix
645
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,668
politics and the
supernatural ever again.
646
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:33,007
Yeah, maybe we can put our
differences aside now for a common goal.
647
00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:34,137
Yeah. Which is what?
648
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,444
Bringing justice to the
memory of Archibald Baxter.
649
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:40,110
Please, Mr. Mayor,
indulge us just this once.
650
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:42,659
We need to see some of
your uncle's belongings.
651
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,022
You've been awfully quiet
this morning, sweetheart,
652
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:52,259
like a silent ninja,
653
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:53,575
which makes me think
you're either planning
654
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,000
to assassinate a
Japanese warlord or
655
00:28:56,835 --> 00:29:00,533
you're giving some real serious
consideration to taking that job.
656
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:03,874
Nope!
657
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:05,670
I've made up my mind.
658
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,345
So you better help solve
this case if you want a hot tub.
659
00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:10,815
Are you sure?
660
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,276
CARLTON: He might be
right. There's nothing in here.
661
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,789
Myles Velour, Velour
de Luxe Volume 1?
662
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,093
What?
663
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,331
Huh.
664
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:31,549
Why are there two of those?
665
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,337
Because someone
recorded over this one.
666
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:52,890
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
667
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,622
(SINGING WITH TAPE)
668
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:06,671
Shh.
669
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,370
(CONTINUES SINGING)
670
00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:15,990
CARUSO: (ON TAPE)
What the hell is puce?
671
00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:17,482
Can't we just paint it purple?
672
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:20,041
MAN: Puce is purple, sir.
CARUSO: Oh, that's fine.
673
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:21,751
Then paint the office puce.
674
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,645
I like puce very much.
675
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,623
Caruso liked puce.
676
00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:26,886
Let's see what else we got?
677
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,590
SCARLETT: Baxter
came around again.
678
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,825
That's Scarlett Jones.
679
00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:35,629
He's asking even more questions.
680
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,693
MYLES: Baby, baby!
681
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,203
You worry too much, girl.
682
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,162
He asking about Rodney, right?
683
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:42,931
Yeah, so far.
684
00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:45,067
That's 'cause he
ain't on to us, sugar,
685
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,910
and he ain't never gonna be.
686
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,572
What the hell were we thinking
being out so close to that club?
687
00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,679
Now he's got that photograph.
688
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,309
He's probably
already made copies.
689
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:54,750
MYLES: Oh baby, baby!
690
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:57,449
SCARLETT: Myles, Myles,
are you listening to me?
691
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,757
Holy cow!
692
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:04,627
The mobster's moll was having
an affair with the cocoa crooner.
693
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:10,835
SCARLETT: This problem of ours
isn't gonna go away on its own, sugar.
694
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:13,235
MYLES: I smell what you're
cooking now, jelly bean, but
695
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:16,067
(CHUCKLING) I can't get
caught with my cat in the cradle.
696
00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:18,086
SCARLETT: Just slip me
your keys at the club tonight.
697
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,978
I'll take care of it like I take care
of everything else around here.
698
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,215
I can't believe it.
699
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:26,774
While trying to uncover
corruption within the SBPD,
700
00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:29,412
Archie stumbled upon a secret
that even he wasn't prepared for.
701
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,987
Caruso's lady was making nighttime
noises with the cocoa crooner.
702
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,302
Since when does he say "Cocoa"?
703
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:37,023
If Caruso got wind of the
affair, he'd kill them both
704
00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:39,189
and Scarlett knew
that Archie had a picture
705
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:41,995
proving that their hands
were both up in the cookie jar.
706
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,898
He's... He's in
some kind of zone.
707
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:47,404
CARLTON: Scarlett
Jones drugged Archie.
708
00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:53,468
She tailed him out of
Limelighter knowing that his
709
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,514
faculties were
significantly compromised.
710
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,519
And then like a lady,
blonde she-viper,
711
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,521
she struck when he was
at his most vulnerable.
712
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:13,697
(CARS BUMPING)
713
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:16,897
(CAR CRASHING)
714
00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:21,496
Into a watery grave he went.
715
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,106
"Watery grave" is a
nice flourish. Mmm.
716
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,538
It's decent at best.
CARLTON: Sure.
717
00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:31,046
Maybe Archie Baxter ended up
being partially eaten by freshwater eels,
718
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,943
but it wasn't two weeks later that Chief
Olson Watt used your uncle's findings
719
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,955
as the basis to call
in the Feds who then
720
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:39,787
swept organized crime out of our
beloved Santa Barbara for good.
721
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,588
Why didn't Watt
tell anyone the truth?
722
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,760
Oh, when the Feds took over the
investigation, they put a gag order on Watt.
723
00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:48,057
He gave his testimony in court
but that was all he could do.
724
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,993
I'm sure it was
very difficult for him.
725
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,669
He died not long after
the court case. Yeah.
726
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,432
I'm sure it haunts
him in his grave.
727
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,551
I think we are digressing here.
What's happening right now?
728
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,271
Watt's emotions? No one cares.
729
00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:01,040
As I was saying, Tom,
I'm a scratch golfer
730
00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:03,877
and you're welcome to take
the Tesla for a spin, anytime.
731
00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:06,384
Save it, Jim. We're
finished here, okay? Crap.
732
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,620
Lassiter!
733
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,321
I wanna see you in my office first thing
in the morning. We have much to discuss.
734
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,172
I won't mince words, Detective.
735
00:33:18,196 --> 00:33:19,630
I didn't think you
had the stones.
736
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,918
Sure, you have an admirable record
and you've been here forever and a day,
737
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:24,901
but I was looking for
that certain "it" factor
738
00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,734
which you simply haven't exuded.
739
00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:28,405
Ever!
740
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:29,668
Until yesterday!
741
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:33,342
Sure you were pulling most of your
leads straight out of your rumpus, but...
742
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,022
Once the smoke
cleared, you brought me,
743
00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:36,480
and what's left of
my crappy family,
744
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:39,141
some much needed
and serious closure.
745
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:40,642
For that I am...
746
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:41,913
(SCOFFS)
747
00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:43,353
Well, just call me grateful.
748
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,650
Please, Detective Lassiter!
749
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:49,294
Have some lemon water.
750
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:53,650
Thank you, sir. I
was just doing my job
751
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,428
and you will be
happy to know that
752
00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:58,530
that scaly temptress Scarlett
Jones will be prosecuted
753
00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,572
to the fullest
extent of the law.
754
00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:01,939
Great!
755
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,539
So let's get on with it.
756
00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:06,101
You're my new chief! Congrats.
757
00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:07,668
And don't get cocky on me.
758
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:12,440
Thank you, sir.
759
00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:15,683
You have no idea how
much this means to me.
760
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:16,754
Oh, I think I do.
761
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:17,999
I can assure you with the team
762
00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:20,015
I've already assembled
on paper, the future is...
763
00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:21,115
Easy there, tiger.
764
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:23,559
I haven't finished laying
the land. Have a seat.
765
00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,462
There are conditions.
766
00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:30,126
And believe you me, these conditions
are in place for your own good...
767
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,666
(ALL APPLAUDING)
768
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,259
Afternoon, O'Hara.
769
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:56,855
Good afternoon, Chief.
770
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:08,032
That was quite an entrance.
771
00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:09,500
That was unexpected,
772
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,801
but not unappreciated.
773
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,576
You have long since earned
their respect and admiration,
774
00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:17,206
just in case you were wondering.
775
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,578
So, how does it feel?
776
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:24,112
And why aren't you at your desk?
777
00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:25,923
In your chair?
778
00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:27,457
Come on. Let's do this.
779
00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:30,125
All right! All right! All right!
780
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,387
Here it is.
781
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:35,679
(IMITATING A PHONE RINGING)
782
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,061
(CONTINUES IMITATING)
783
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,398
Lassiter. (CLEARING THROAT)
784
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,206
Chief Lassiter.
785
00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:49,742
All right, all
right. I admit it.
786
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:51,982
Feels pretty good.
787
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,814
Oh, pretty good?
Well, try again.
788
00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:55,419
(IMITATES RINGING)
789
00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:57,421
It feels
790
00:35:57,956 --> 00:36:01,120
like a pure crack screw
job is what it feels like.
791
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:03,493
You dedicate your entire life
792
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:05,860
to one thing that
really matters.
793
00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:07,927
They tell you, you've gotta...
794
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,369
Carlton, you wanna tell
me what's going on here,
795
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:12,195
'cause you're kinda
freaking me out a little.
796
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:13,730
It's no good, O'Hara.
797
00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:17,906
I can't sit behind that desk and pretend
I don't wanna be out there with you,
798
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,735
watching each other's backs and
799
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,042
raiding some
psychopath's den of death.
800
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:25,049
Carlton! I said, it's no good!
801
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,108
It's your lifelong dream.
802
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,885
You read your mother
her Miranda rights
803
00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:32,150
at seven years old for
parking in a loading zone.
804
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:33,555
Do you remember telling me that?
805
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:34,918
Now you can't tell me
806
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:38,589
that you're actually getting cold
feet about accepting your birthright.
807
00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,077
Swaggerty won't let me keep you.
808
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:44,868
I see.
809
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,357
Self-righteous son of a bitch is
flanking me with all his own people.
810
00:36:49,507 --> 00:36:52,067
Like I need propping up! He
says it is for my own good. That I...
811
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,840
I lack experience in
an executive capacity.
812
00:36:57,248 --> 00:36:58,568
He told me to
take it or leave it.
813
00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:01,138
You're gonna be transferred.
814
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:03,473
There's nothing
I can do about it.
815
00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:06,420
You're still the
Chief of Police.
816
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:07,650
What's it worth?
817
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,820
You've never left me
out there. Not for one day.
818
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,620
You know you have
to do this. No, I don't.
819
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:15,518
You're still my subordinate,
so you listen to me.
820
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:18,233
We have spent eight long years
821
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:19,747
putting our lives in
each other's hands.
822
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:20,932
I've watched you fight.
823
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,371
I've watched you almost die.
824
00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:23,736
But you didn't let me.
825
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:26,542
That's a two-way street.
826
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:30,226
I never would have
gotten here without you.
827
00:37:31,382 --> 00:37:34,181
You've been so much
more than a partner.
828
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,849
You're my confidante.
829
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,449
You showed me
immeasurable patience,
830
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:41,825
and loyalty.
831
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:46,364
You are very
important to me, Juliet,
832
00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:50,330
and I don't always do a really
great job of letting you know that.
833
00:37:52,537 --> 00:37:53,596
So, I'm telling you now.
834
00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:57,571
You deserve to be this
department's head detective
835
00:37:57,642 --> 00:37:59,736
just as much as I
deserve to be it's chief.
836
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:02,679
And I'm not going to
do that without you.
837
00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:05,047
So, I've made my decision.
838
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:08,519
Me too.
839
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,313
You inspire me, partner.
840
00:38:12,357 --> 00:38:13,381
Always have.
841
00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,451
You've believed in
me since day one.
842
00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:18,762
You have given me courage
843
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,434
and strength and
taught me accountability
844
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,334
and how to ration my ammo in
the event of a nuclear holocaust.
845
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:26,403
You're welcome for that.
846
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,570
You have a family
to think about now.
847
00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:31,433
It's time to turn
the page, Carlton.
848
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,235
And you know what? Just knowing
849
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,180
you would make
that sacrifice for me,
850
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,175
gives me all the clarity I need.
851
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,118
What the hell are
you talking about?
852
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,720
Everything happens for a reason.
853
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,721
I'm going with Karen.
854
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,525
And you are gonna be chief,
855
00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:56,033
and it is all gonna be okay.
856
00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:13,880
Obviously, you have to
go and I understand that. I...
857
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,882
You have to go so we're
gonna do whatever it takes.
858
00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,014
Will we?
859
00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:21,618
Maybe you don't come to
San Francisco, right away.
860
00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:26,328
You know, maybe you
stay here and sort out stuff.
861
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:28,642
You know, I'll need
to get settled anyway,
862
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,726
and it's just five hours
up the Interstate. So...
863
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,880
Can say that again. It barely
qualifies as long distance.
864
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:33,928
I mean, let's be real.
865
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,404
I could run to you
in like half a day.
866
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,338
Well, I mean maybe
if you were a train.
867
00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:40,911
Well, you should never
underestimate my caboose.
868
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,580
You know what?
869
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:47,242
Why don't you stay
here tomorrow? What?
870
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,377
I'll drive myself.
871
00:39:48,486 --> 00:39:49,977
Oh come on, no
way! You sleep in.
872
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,181
No way! Yes way, Shawn.
873
00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:54,351
I just thrust this on you without
even considering your situation.
874
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,553
I mean, we haven't even
talked about your dad.
875
00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:58,720
He'll be fine. He has a TV.
876
00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:00,832
I want you to come
to San Francisco.
877
00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:02,666
I do!
878
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,134
When you're ready, okay?
879
00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,500
Come when you're ready.
880
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,095
That is fair, right?
881
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,302
And reasonable?
That's reasonable.
882
00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:10,584
Can you feel me
being reasonable,
883
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:13,203
because I'm kind of
freaking out right now. Hey!
884
00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:14,906
Hey! Hey! Hey! Come over here.
885
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,282
Come lay next to
my body. Right here.
886
00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:20,852
Put the rest of your
gray pantsuits in the bag
887
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:21,978
and then come lay down.
888
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,520
They are not all gray.
889
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:26,217
They're mostly gray and
they're money and I love them.
890
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,720
And I always have
and I love you.
891
00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:46,301
Oh, the alarm is
gonna go off so early.
892
00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:49,341
There's zero percent chance
that I'm gonna hear that.
893
00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:52,077
You have to shake
me hard, you know?
894
00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:53,417
Okay!
895
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,377
I'll help you carry
your stuff down.
896
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,616
That bag is the corner
is like 700 pounds.
897
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,216
It's gonna be 4:30, Shawn.
898
00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:02,966
We're gonna have to
play that by ear here.
899
00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:13,704
We're gonna do
whatever it takes.
900
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:17,674
Okay.
901
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:20,839
Whatever it takes.
901
00:41:21,305 --> 00:42:21,432
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