1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,049 ALL: ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,755 ♪ Connection ♪ 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,840 ♪ Experience ♪ 4 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,642 Yeah, Morty. 5 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,970 ♪ Come together ♪ 6 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:14,102 ♪ With love, connection, and experience ♪ 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,354 - It's my favorite song. - [ laughing ] Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,653 - [alarm beeps] - Oh, yeah, distress beacon! 9 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,900 [ Belches ] Yeah, baby! 10 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,356 You're excited about that? 11 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,861 The first rule of space travel, kids, 12 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,693 is always check out distress beacons. 13 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,778 9 out of 10 times, it's a ship full of dead aliens 14 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,613 and a bunch of free shit! 15 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,790 - BOTH: Whoa! - 1 out of 10 times, it's a deadly trap, 16 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,959 but I'm ready to roll those dice. 17 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,038 ♪♪ 18 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,711 Seems like something terrible happened here. 19 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,046 Yep. Cha-ching. 20 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,381 Oh, yeah, if you find a room full of eggs, 21 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,681 don't shy away from it. 22 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,134 Give one of them a shake. 23 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,935 Those facehuggers are worth more than this ship. 24 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,102 - Uh, what's that? 25 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,145 This'll make the cops write it up 26 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,518 as a looting by the Korblocks. 27 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,564 That's horrible. 28 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,813 I hear you, man. Cops are racist. 29 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,771 Oh, hey. You're alive. Thank god. 30 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,400 Can you help us? 31 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,108 Our planet was taken over by some kind of...entity. 32 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,943 It absorbed the minds of our people. 33 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,778 We didn't notice until it was too late. 34 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,987 The people it takes over, 35 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,493 they -- they look like your friends, 36 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,745 your family, your leaders, 37 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:16,703 but they're not themselves anymore. 38 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:19,083 They're part of...it. 39 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,415 Then how do you know it didn't get on the ship with you? 40 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,717 Those two dingdongs seem pretty calm about the whole thing. 41 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,419 [ Both screech ] 42 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,049 Hey. no! No. wait! Stop! 43 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,130 [screaming ] 44 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,847 Called it. 45 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:30,924 [ gurgles ] 46 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,096 [ray gun beeps] 47 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,597 ALL: Hello, Rick. 48 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,894 Long time no see. 49 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:35,846 Unity? 50 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:36,930 - Rick? - Grandpa? 51 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,436 On, boy. Uh... 52 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,858 these are my grandkids, Summer and Morty. 53 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,152 Summer, Morty, this is, uh, Unity. 54 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,276 We sort of used to, uh...date. 55 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,359 ♪♪ 56 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:51,737 ♪♪ 57 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,412 [dog panting ] 58 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,087 [engine hums in distance] 59 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,093 Quite an operation you got going here, Une. 60 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,640 You're a whole planet now, huh? 61 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:12,932 After we broke up, 62 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,851 I spent some time wandering through space. 63 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,224 - Then I found this world... - ...where I was better able 64 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,898 to focus on my passion for unification. 65 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,475 You mean stealing people's bodies? 66 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:22,901 Summer, rude. 67 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,978 Why don't you two kids go run off and play with Unity 68 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,814 while Unity and I do some catching up. 69 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,399 Ugh. No, wait, Rick, 70 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,735 aren't these people gonna barf into our mouths and absorb us? 71 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,160 You're guests here on my planet. 72 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,657 You're free to be yourselves. 73 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,865 I've never been any good at disappointing Rick. 74 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,164 Well, now I'm going to barf. 75 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,913 Come on, Morty. 76 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,881 Jerry, what are you -- what are you doing in here? 77 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,755 I'm trying to find our weed whacker, 78 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,383 'cause our weeds are wank, yo. 79 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,260 But you can't go in the garage when Rick's not here. 80 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,682 I "can't"? 81 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,350 - Well, he doesn't like it. - What's he gonna do? 82 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,974 Crash rent-free at his other family's house? 83 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,054 BETH: What is that supposed to mean? 84 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,889 Your dad gets to walk all over us 85 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,100 because of your abandonment issues. 86 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,856 He's playing you, shorty. 87 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,812 Oh, stop affecting that stupid hip-hop dialect. 88 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,865 Stop shifting the cross hairs to my ironic urban patois 89 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,817 just because your relationship with your father 90 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,698 is to' up from the flo' up. 91 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:14,778 [ Screeching ] 92 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,159 What the hell was that? 93 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,240 I don't know. Let's just leave. 94 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,324 [gurgling ] 95 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,373 That is a hatch. 96 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,705 Your father put a hatch in my garage. 97 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,131 You don't know it was him. 98 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,958 Anyway, we're not supposed to be in here. 99 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,215 Obviously, neither is whatever's gurgling down there. 100 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,046 [screech, gurgle] 101 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,388 "World peace achieved." Nice. 102 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,140 Little weird to publish a paper about it 103 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,095 for yourself, but hey. 104 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,350 So, what's next? 105 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,353 After I become a type-one civilization, 106 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:47,062 this world will be invited into the Galactic Federation. 107 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,145 Oh, goody. 108 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,195 From there, I'll have access to 109 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,069 countless planets and species. 110 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,991 One by one, I will unify them, 111 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,283 I will become the universe, 112 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,282 and I will be what the single-minded 113 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,328 once called a god. 114 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,826 [ Belches ] I like that. 115 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,407 Oh, that's pretty sexy. 116 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,367 Hey, listen, where can we get a drink around here? 117 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,749 Recreational substances were phased out here. 118 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,922 There's no need for escape from the self 119 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,169 when your world is one. 120 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,795 Unity, Unity, who am I talking to? 121 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,969 I watched you assimilate a whole police station 122 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,137 just to get your hands on the evidence locker. 123 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,715 Rick, when we met, I was a young hive mind 124 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,597 with the population of a small town. 125 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,768 - People change... - [ engine turns over] 126 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,016 Especially when I change them. 127 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,347 I'm sorry to disappoint you, 128 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,023 but I've grown. 129 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,021 Hey, listen, I've grown, too. 130 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,773 I have! 131 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,479 See, I've -- I've reconnected with my family, right? 132 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,064 Hm. Why's that, I wonder? 133 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,865 Maybe it's part of getting old. 134 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:37,661 Maybe I just missed being with a collective. 135 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:38,737 [moaning ] 136 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,747 ALL: Yes, Rick. Yes. 137 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,290 - Oh, yeah. - Yes. Yes. 138 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,333 Wait, wait. Stop. Hold it. 139 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,036 Not like this. 140 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,041 We need a hang glider 141 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,372 and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, 142 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,708 and I want the entire field of your largest stadium 143 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,418 covered end to end with naked redheads, 144 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,969 and I want the stands packed 145 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,422 with every man that remotely resembles my father. 146 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,554 [triumphant music plays] 147 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,350 Man, look at them go. So coordinated. 148 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,852 [ gulps ] What's your problem? 149 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,525 They're making you into a Mount Rushmore. 150 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,817 They made burgers! 151 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,065 Morty, open your eyes. 152 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,487 There is no "They." 153 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,940 These poor people's bodies are being used. 154 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,115 They're a planet of puppets. 155 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,818 - I can hear you. - Ugh. 156 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,370 Well, it seems like everybody here's cool with it. 157 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,822 Except for all those redheads. 158 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,202 They seem like they're in a hurry 159 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,373 to be somewhere else. 160 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,543 Balloon, Summer? Balloon, Morty'? 161 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,541 No, we don't want your dumb balloons, okay? 162 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,247 We're bored. Take us back to Rick. 163 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,082 Now's not a good time. 164 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,964 Oh, yeah! 165 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,887 I want yooooooou! 166 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,135 ALL: [chanting] Go, son, go! 167 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:42,388 Go, son, go! Go, son, go! 168 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:46,017 Oh, real nice. Rea/nice. 169 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,973 How does a man do this without me noticing? 170 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,103 Oh, you know my dad 171 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,354 once he puts his mind to something. 172 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,026 You're spinning this to his credit? 173 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,104 [ Screeching, gurgling ] 174 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,488 I'm going down there. 175 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,191 - Jerry -- - Beth, this is my house, 176 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,402 which makes this my garage, my secret hatch, 177 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,988 my hidden subterranean lair, and my faceless gargler. 178 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,744 Now, are you gonna keep hating this playa 179 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,496 or are you gonna jack my steez? 180 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,498 Okay, you're just making stuff up now. 181 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,454 - [applause] - Ugh- Oh, my god. 182 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,834 Oh, my god. 183 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,540 - Ugh! - [ glug! glug! glug!] 184 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,217 Oh, Rick. That was so bad. 185 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,340 What's this "was" stuff? 186 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,716 I just need to hydrate, 187 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,093 - Then we're doing that again. - [spaceships whir] 188 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,890 - Oh, damn. - Listen, if this is an invasion, 189 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,218 I got to sit this one out, 190 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,178 but I'll be back to have sex with the survivors. 191 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,979 It's a neighboring hive-mind species, 192 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,101 Beta Seven. 193 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,978 Our planets maintain a practical alliance 194 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,684 for exchange of vital resources, 195 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,440 so be nice. 196 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,520 Unity, 197 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,690 is it a bad time? 198 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:42,744 Are all present life forms assimilated? 199 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,572 Beta Seven, this is my single-minded friend 200 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,747 from Earth, Rick. 201 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,825 Rick Sanchez. 202 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,577 Unity has spoken of you. 203 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,378 All bad, I hope. Ha ha! 204 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:53,671 ALL: Bleeeeeeeeeh! 205 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,044 Oh, Jesus Christ. 206 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,717 Beta Seven, if my allies are a problem for you, 207 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,669 perhaps our alliance is, as well. 208 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,380 Our alliance is beneficial. 209 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,431 When Beta Seven expresses concern, 210 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,053 it -- it's only be-because -- 211 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,682 RICK: Oh, snap! Powdered neutronium? 212 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,762 Am phetetron? 213 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,605 You know I can make with this stuff'? 214 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,853 Oh, Rick, I -- I shouldn't. 215 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,935 Come on. It's not every day that I'm town. 216 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,691 It's -- it's for old time's sake. 217 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,068 Uh...okay, what the hell. 218 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,946 We can purify the resin and make fractal dust. 219 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,528 Oh, I was thinking velocitinis, but -- 220 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,535 Aw, old man Rick can't party with a whole planet? 221 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,366 [ Both laugh ] 222 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,669 I can do whatever you do and more, baby. 223 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,496 [all groaning] 224 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,707 You know, I think [belches] Beta Seven over there 225 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,009 is hoping your alliance can be more than practical. 226 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,631 [laughing] Stop. 227 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,711 [ laughter ] 228 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:48,598 Well, this explains the $6,000 electric bill. 229 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,096 Whoa! 230 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,597 [ Screeches ] 231 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,811 Well, nice. Real nice. 232 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,611 Alien prisoners under the house. 233 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,064 Real nice. 234 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,148 Nice. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeal -- 235 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,409 God damn it, stop. 236 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,454 Wake up, people! You have to fight it! 237 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,952 You're under the spell of an evil monster! 238 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,784 - I can hear you. - Yeah, so you keep saying. 239 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,868 [grunts] 240 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,920 - Summer! - Wake up! 241 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,124 You have to have some individuality left in there! 242 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,503 Why do you hate me, Summer? 243 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,084 I'm not talking to you. 244 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,590 I'm talking to... Steven Phillips. 245 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,173 Steven, set yourself free. 246 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,554 Summer, before I took over this planet, 247 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,136 this man was a registered sex offender. 248 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,893 Yeah? Well, so what? At least he was himself. 249 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,942 This woman was a drug addict on the verge of suicide. 250 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,860 Now she's a marine biologist. 251 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,858 Listen, Unity, I don't think my sister's trying to say 252 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,234 that life would be perfect without you. 253 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,940 I think she's just saying that life would be, 254 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,276 you know, life. 255 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,111 I have transformed life here into a paradise. 256 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,162 Prostitutes are now scientists. 257 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,411 The homeless are now "Phisosophers." 258 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,163 Oh. Oh. "Ph-phisosophers"? Nice. 259 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,336 - Philopol... Phiphophopher... - Oh, my god. 260 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,288 Where did you learn to talk, you grandpa-stealing slut? 261 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,373 I'm feeling... 262 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,708 [ retches ] 263 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,376 Ugh. 264 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,678 Oh, man, let me help all of you guys up. 265 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,722 ALL: I'm fine. 266 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,801 [dance music plays] 267 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,012 [sniffs ] Do you know what I love about you, Rick? 268 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,972 You're the only single mind I've met 269 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,603 that really sees the big picture. 270 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,025 You got that right. 271 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,602 But, baby, listen -- 272 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,108 Y-you're talking about taking over planets and galaxies. 273 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,565 You got to -- got to just remember 274 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,069 to let go sometimes, you know? 275 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,196 I can let go. Hey, look. 276 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,618 You see that town across the river? 277 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,161 Watch this. 278 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,493 - Whoa! - Ha ha! Whoo! 279 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,074 Whoa! That's not what I meant! 280 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,535 [ Iaughing ] It's okay. It's okay. 281 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,497 I evacuated. I evacuated the town. Look. 282 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,332 ALL: Hey! We're right here. We're fine. 283 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,416 [ Iaughs ] 284 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:50,053 Oh, that was awesome. [ chuckles ] 285 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,259 My -- my grandkids weren't in that town, right? 286 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,219 A-are my grandkids alive? 287 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,350 M-my drink is empty. 288 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,431 [all retching] 289 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,434 [groans] 290 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,522 ♪♪ 291 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,116 - Unity, what's happening? - Who's Unity'? 292 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,748 You kids have nice feet. Mind if I take a picture? 293 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,376 - Gross. No. [ cellphone camera clicks] 294 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,673 MORTY: I think you're getting what you wanted, Summer. 295 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,716 Something's happening to Unity. 296 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,511 Do all of you remember who you are? 297 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:31,055 Yeah, uh, my name is Ron Benson. 298 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,010 I'm an electrical engineer, father of two, 299 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,687 and, as you can see from my flat, concentric nipple rings, 300 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,231 I'm a member of this planet's top race! 301 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,979 [ Cheers ] Okay, that's good. 302 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,436 Uh, don't focus too much on the last part, but -- 303 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,398 I'm Daryl Jefferson. I'm a landscaper. 304 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,027 And I'll be damned if 305 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,405 that ripple-nipple bitch's race is superior! 306 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,407 The cone-nipple people will rule this world! 307 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,864 You shut your mouth, you dirty knife-nipple bastards. 308 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:56,994 What'd you say to me, 309 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,201 you target-chest piece of shit. 310 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,036 Race war! 311 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:08,960 Ugh! 312 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,175 [grunting ] 313 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,721 Why are you fighting?! 314 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,016 Can't you see you're all the same? 315 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,513 Oh, Summer. [ laughs] 316 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,015 First race war, huh? 317 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,142 [all shouting, screaming ] 318 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,227 Way to go, Summer. You started a race war. 319 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,905 I didn't start it! They're the racists. 320 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,232 I -- I merely empowered them 321 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,192 to follow their apparently misguided dreams. 322 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,777 Okay, thanks for clarifying. 323 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,737 I'll have a super-accurate headstone now. 324 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,037 Hey, wait -- what race are you guys? 325 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,205 We're neither. S-see? 326 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,908 Yeah, take my word for it. 327 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,709 We just have regular nipples. 328 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,128 Hey, these two freaks have no race! 329 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,205 ♪♪ 330 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,842 [all shouting indistinctly] 331 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,840 Oh, there's no place like home. 332 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,467 There's no place like home. Remember, Summer? 333 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,048 From Dorothy and the tiny people movie? 334 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,257 Yes, yes. 335 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,218 - All the tiny people. - Dorothy, take us away. 336 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,726 ♪♪ 337 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,602 Hello, Summer. Hello, Morty. 338 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,188 - It's okay. You're safe now. - Unity'? 339 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,400 - Yes. - Oh, Unity, I am so sorry. 340 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,202 I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. 341 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,699 I was thinking more of 342 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,622 a choose your own cellphone-carrier thing. 343 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,074 Oh, Summer, you did nothing wrong. 344 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,784 I'm having fun with your grandpa. 345 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,084 Lost a little control. 346 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,333 Probably shouldn't be piloting a hovercopter, 347 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,165 nor should I be running 200,000 pediatric hospitals 348 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,671 and 12 million deep fryers, 349 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,047 but hey, it's not like this planet 350 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,548 can take its business elsewhere. 351 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,505 Um, should we maybe stop somewhere 352 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,965 and get you a coffee? 353 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,016 Maybe splash a little water on your face, or... 354 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,935 No, no, if I wanted to be sober, 355 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,728 I wouldn't have gotten drunk. 356 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,805 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 357 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,809 [ Screeches, gurgles ] 358 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,519 Oh, man. I cannot wait -- 359 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,651 I cannot wait to hear Rick explain his way around this. 360 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,982 He is gone. 361 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,282 Jerry, stop, please, okay? 362 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,860 We weren't even supposed to be down here. 363 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,160 If we confront him about this -- 364 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,783 Oh, my god! I love this. 365 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,285 I love that this is how far you will go for him. 366 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,663 You want to go upstairs and cut carrots 367 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,289 and watch a Lifetime original 368 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,872 above a fucking alien dungeon! 369 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,799 Your relationship with your father is psychotic. 370 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,296 Oh, listen to you relish the idea 371 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,174 that my genius father is a bad person. 372 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,880 Step out of your ego for a second 373 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,840 and look at this thing -- it's a monster. 374 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,175 He might have it chained up 375 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,760 so that it doesn't eat the planet! 376 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,016 Right, because your father's such an altruist? 377 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,690 I once saw him briefly forget the word for "Humans." 378 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,893 He's probably harvesting this creature's organs. 379 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,899 He's probably racing to cure its space AIDS. 380 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,195 - He's going to eat it! - He's protecting it! 381 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,113 [ Shrills ] 382 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,656 BOTH: Shut up! 383 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,068 [ Humming] Whoa! 384 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,987 Unity, this place is a mess. 385 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,196 Oh, it's cool. 386 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,247 The part of me that's the cleaning lady 387 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,666 is coming on Friday. 388 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,334 [ Gasps ] Oh, my god. I have a meeting 389 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,252 at the Galactic Federation in an hour. 390 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,329 Oh, I'll never make it. 391 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,959 Ah, I'll push it to next week. 392 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,007 Unity, could you get Rick out here, please? 393 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,629 He's unavailable. He's... 394 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,336 having sex with you. We get it. Gross. 395 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,671 Get him out here now. 396 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,801 I don't think he wants to be -- 397 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,053 - Grandpa Rick! - Rick! Rick! 398 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,850 I'm gonna tell mom and dad about the gagoo 399 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,268 you have locked up under the garage! 400 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,893 [ Belches ] What the hell is your problem? 401 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,939 Grandpa, we need to go home, now. 402 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,813 Fine. Sheesh. 403 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,144 [glass shatters] 404 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,352 [ Beeps ] 405 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,904 See you. 406 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,697 Uh, Rick, I think we should all go. 407 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,992 Tend to your garden, kids. I'm kind of doing a thing here. 408 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,161 [ Iaughs] Whoo! 409 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,078 Grandpa Rick, we're not leaving without you. 410 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,077 Oh, my god, you guys. I get it. 411 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,250 You're afraid the big, bad hive mind 412 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,373 is gonna steal your grandpa away. 413 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,954 Actually, no. I think Unity's great 414 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,710 and you're a horrible influence on it. 415 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,382 - What? - This isn't healthy, Rick. 416 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,006 You know, you're -- you're really up to no good 417 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,087 around here a-at this place, you know? 418 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,342 You and Unity are like -- 419 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,094 like leggings and mid-calf boots. 420 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,766 You think you're great together, 421 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,139 but you're just bringing out the worst in each other. 422 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,768 Oh, gee. Boy, Summer. Well put. 423 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,644 Uh, why don't we see what Unity thinks? 424 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,724 Unity? 425 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,773 I'm just taking a little break from stuff. 426 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,819 You know? I need to relax. 427 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,943 Oh, hey, w-what's this on the news, guys'? 428 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,148 I-l-let me turn it up. 429 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,654 In the news today, 430 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,326 this looks a lot worse than it is. 431 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,029 We're really just having a good time. 432 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,455 Karen? Thanks, Todd. 433 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,373 Up next, are you a concerned grandchild 434 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,041 or just a buzzkill? 435 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,960 We'll tell you how you can know for sure. 436 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,958 I think you two are a little outnumbered. 437 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,131 Okay, well, what if you did it for me? 438 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,379 What if you came with us as a favor to us 439 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,085 because you love us? 440 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,841 What? Dumb. Bye. 441 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,263 But Rick, Summer's just -- 442 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,090 Summer's just a hyper-emotional, needy little -- 443 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,425 what's the word I'm looking for here? 444 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,509 Uh...human. 445 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,094 It runs in the family. 446 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,269 I can tolerate it, 447 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,517 but I can't give a crap about it. 448 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,098 Take a hike. 449 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,105 Take care of yourself, Unity. 450 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,448 I'm not looking for judgment, just a yes or no -- 451 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,400 can you assimilate a giraffe? 452 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,279 You're the worst! 453 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,112 No, you're the worst! You don't support this family! 454 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,572 All you care about is yourself! 455 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,872 You think supporting the family is about supporting you emotionally... 456 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,495 you've got two children being dragged across the cosmos 457 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,918 ...because it's never enough, Jerry! 458 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,119 ...by your dangerously ill father! 459 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,419 And you force me to watch it happen... 460 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,998 ...because you'd rather lose them and lose me... 461 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,458 ...it's like to be afraid of losing anything 462 00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,542 - than lose him! - Because you cling... 463 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,592 And why? Because you're the child, Beth! 464 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,547 - You, not me! You! - [ screeches ] 465 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,176 - Aah! - Aah! 466 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,758 - Oh, my god. - Aah! 467 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,263 [ Both sigh ] 468 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,142 [ Both gasp ] 469 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,349 Um, first of all, hello. 470 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,526 Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok. 471 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,399 Second of all, cards on the table, 472 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,196 I'm a murderer that eats babies, 473 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,774 and I came to this planet to eat babies. 474 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:27,613 However, I am also carrying a highly infectious disease 475 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,995 that I suppose you could call "Space AIDS" as you put it. 476 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,199 And Rick did chain me up 477 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,206 so that he could attempt to cure it. 478 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,333 At the same time, 479 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,335 Rick's motivation to cure my disease 480 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,508 was not to save my life or anyone else's, 481 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,757 but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarcks. 482 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,304 But you know the reason why 483 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,347 I ripped my chains out of the wall? 484 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,222 And do you know why l'm never coming back to this planet? 485 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,181 Because the two of you are the fucking worst! 486 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,857 You both hate yourselves and each other. 487 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,186 And the idea that it has anything to do with Rick 488 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,815 is laughable. 489 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,068 I'd laugh, but I'm biologically incapable. 490 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,865 That's how alien I am. 491 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,319 And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you 492 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,245 and being like, "What the fuck"! 493 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,449 So good luck with your shitty marriage, 494 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,581 and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with either of you. 495 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,038 Blim Blam out. 496 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,208 [gurgles] 497 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,382 You know what? I'm taking this. 498 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,555 How do you -- what is this? 499 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,022 Uh, is there a slow setting? 500 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,022 Best door ever. 501 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:47,025 RICK: [belches, sighs, coughs] 502 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,536 Okay, okay. Now make them cry, but happy crying. 503 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,830 Now make them all make fun of the blonde one. 504 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,282 Now make them all do it on the table. 505 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,538 I can't believe you created a whole show for me. 506 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,164 Now cancel it. 507 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,291 Okay, now put it back on. 508 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,417 [ Iaughs ] 509 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,964 All right, I'm bored. 510 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,461 Rick, is there a way for you 511 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,088 to call Summer and Morty? 512 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,511 - I feel bad that they -- - Pbht. Screw those guys. 513 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,010 Ugh. I'll be right back. 514 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,137 Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. 515 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,183 They're no different from any of the aimless 516 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,556 chumps that you occupy. 517 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,057 They just put you at the center of their lives 518 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,309 because you're powerful. 519 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,890 And then because they put you there, 520 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,270 they want you to be less powerful. 521 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,350 Never gonna happen though, right? 522 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,526 ALL: Never. 523 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,604 Never. Back in a flash. 524 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,189 [ Door whooshes ] 525 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,274 [toilet flushes ] 526 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,615 Best weekend ever, Rick. 527 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:35,039 I agree, Rick. Let's see how long we can go. 528 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,958 Hey, Une. You got any more -- 529 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,959 FEMALE UNITY: Rick, forgive me for doing this in notes. 530 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,543 I'm not strong enough to do it in persons. 531 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,253 DELIVERY GUY: I realize now that I'm attracted to you 532 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,589 for the same reason I can't be with you. 533 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,264 You can't change. 534 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,559 BEGGAR: And I have no problem with that, 535 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,478 but it clearly means I have a problem with myself. 536 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,897 NEWSPAPER VENDOR: I'm sure there's no perfect version of me. 537 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,725 I'm sure I'll just unify species after species 538 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,560 and never really be complete. 539 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,567 FEMALE PRESIDENT: Bu! I know how it goes with us. 540 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,525 I lose who I am and become part of you. 541 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,950 Because in a strange way, 542 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,619 you're better at what I do without even trying. 543 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:18,666 Yours, and nobody else's, Unity. 544 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,336 P.S., I don't know where those coal miners were 545 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,537 before they were assimilated. 546 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,168 You might want to get checked. 547 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,214 - Man: [ be/ches] [ laughter] 548 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,292 [ door opens, closes ] 549 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,377 Hey. 550 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,675 Dad. 551 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,517 [ Clears throat] I, um -- Jerry and I 552 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,186 were looking for our weed whacker 553 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,730 and found your subterranean lair 554 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,309 and your alien prisoner, 555 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,269 and he got away. 556 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,729 And I know I sound like mom, 557 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,564 but I can't sacrifice this whole family's safety 558 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,490 just because I'm afraid you'll leave again, 559 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,408 so no more alien prisoners 560 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,203 and no more subterranean excavation 561 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,700 without consulting us. 562 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,782 - Okay, - Okay? 563 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,040 "Okay" -- like you're gonna quietly teleport somewhere 564 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,417 and never come back? - No. It's your house. 565 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,625 Grandpa Rick, what happened with Unity? 566 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,336 Who? Oh, Unity. Yeah, well... 567 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,171 I mean, honestly, we're talking about an entity 568 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,551 that thrives on enslavement, you know? 569 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,724 It's not cool. Fun's fun, but who needs it? 570 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,221 I'll be in the garage. 571 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,723 [Chaos Chaos's "Do you feel it?" plays] 572 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:28,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 573 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,399 ♪ Lay it, lay it down ♪ 574 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,325 ♪ Let me see your hand ♪ 575 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,824 ♪ Show me what you got ♪ 576 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,330 ♪ You're always talking ♪ 577 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,079 ♪ But you're not playing ♪ 578 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,707 ♪ It doesn't match your face ♪ 579 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:49,249 ♪ Get them away, away from this place ♪ 580 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,505 ♪ Can you take me now? ♪ 581 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,428 ♪ I, I want it ♪ 582 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,005 ♪ I want it real ♪ 583 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,432 ♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪ 584 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,014 ♪♪ [ machine whirring ] 585 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,767 ♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪ 586 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,223 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 587 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,274 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 588 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,853 ♪ Do you feel that I can see your soul? ♪ 589 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,188 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 590 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,440 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 591 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,776 ♪ Do you feel the pain in your heart? ♪ 592 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,111 ♪ I, I want it ♪ 593 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,196 ♪ I want it real ♪ 594 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,748 ♪ Run away with me now ♪ 595 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:24,867 ♪ I, I want it ♪ 596 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,537 I I want it real I' 597 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,543 ♪ Run away with me now ♪ 598 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,000 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 599 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,382 ♪♪ 600 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,563 ♪ Don't leave me ♪ 601 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,269 ♪ Never leave me out ♪ 602 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,571 ♪ Don't leave me ♪ 603 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:59,278 ♪ Never leave me out ♪ 604 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,826 RICK: Unity! Unity! 605 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,286 Unity! 606 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,162 How can I assist you? 607 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,465 I want to talk to [belches] Unity, Beta Seven. 608 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,632 I know it's in there. 609 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,254 You're classified as a hostile entity, 610 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,961 and Unity doesn't want to talk to you. 611 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:17,966 I know your game, Beta Seven. 612 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,217 I've met a billion of you, 613 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,515 you little on-deck, in-the-wings shoulder to cry on! 614 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,685 You are classified as a hostile entity. 615 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,182 Oh, you're just loving this, mother-- 616 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,264 this isn't gonna shake out like you think, pal. 617 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,599 Unity's not into other hive minds. 618 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,184 It's gonna suck you in and use you up, 619 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,484 and a month from now, 620 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,561 I'm gonna be making out with all of you 621 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:34,520 in a bunch of red wigs! 622 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,605 Unity! Unity! 623 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,317 Unity, I know you can hear me. Get out here. 624 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,617 BETA SEVEN: Weapons systems engaged. 625 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,411 Oh, in your dreams you have weapon systems. 626 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,830 Ugh, Rick, you said we were going to a movie. 627 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:45,827 We are, Morty. 628 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,579 All right, Beta shit Seven, 629 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,626 you just got saved by the bell, bitch! 630 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,703 [screaming ] 631 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,630 MAN: Did you get any of that? 632 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,082 MAN: It's-a good show-a. 632 00:22:55,305 --> 00:23:01,356 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org