1 00:00:00,414 --> 00:00:02,775 Rick: Anyway, that's how I escaped from space prison! 2 00:00:02,804 --> 00:00:04,008 Oh, scary place. 3 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:06,797 Wow, Rick! That's... That's one... one heck of a story. 4 00:00:06,875 --> 00:00:08,771 I sure do wish I could have been there to see it happen. 5 00:00:08,772 --> 00:00:10,181 Oh, come on. Who wants to watch 6 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,329 a mad scientist use handmade sci-fi tools 7 00:00:12,384 --> 00:00:14,079 to take out highly trained alien guards? 8 00:00:14,126 --> 00:00:16,431 when we can sit here and be a family at Shoney's? 9 00:00:16,501 --> 00:00:18,899 Dad, it's great to have you back, no matter where we are, 10 00:00:18,951 --> 00:00:20,251 but wouldn't you like to go home? 11 00:00:20,306 --> 00:00:22,720 Emotionally speaking, honey, Shoney's is my home. 12 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,199 Yeah, but you just got out of prison. 13 00:00:24,223 --> 00:00:26,724 I mean, how much of a step up from that is... 14 00:00:26,782 --> 00:00:28,313 Jerry, get out of the booth, take all your clothes off, 15 00:00:28,337 --> 00:00:29,454 and fold yourself 12 times. 16 00:00:29,493 --> 00:00:31,032 You got it. 17 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:33,759 [ Grunting ] 18 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,267 Six folds, huh? 19 00:00:37,361 --> 00:00:39,782 W-W-What, have you guys got me in a Series 9000? 20 00:00:39,845 --> 00:00:42,970 You cheap insect [bleep] didn't think I was worth your best equipment? 21 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:45,446 [ Chuckles ] Man, I told the money bugs. 22 00:00:45,509 --> 00:00:47,556 I said, "You know who this guy is, right? 23 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:49,759 You want me to get intel out of the smartest mammal 24 00:00:49,821 --> 00:00:52,438 in the galaxy, you better give me a decent brainalyzer." 25 00:00:52,523 --> 00:00:54,243 Well, you might as well order some pancakes, 26 00:00:54,272 --> 00:00:56,318 because I don't see the need to leave this part of my brain. 27 00:00:56,342 --> 00:00:57,775 Oh, I think you do. 28 00:00:57,801 --> 00:01:00,056 Eventually, you're either gonna relax your cerebellum... 29 00:01:00,110 --> 00:01:01,758 - Shoney's... - Or the Series 9000 30 00:01:01,797 --> 00:01:03,196 is going to turn it into mush. 31 00:01:03,259 --> 00:01:05,506 [ Farts ] Relaxed enough? [ Chuckles ] 32 00:01:05,556 --> 00:01:06,676 I admire you, Rick. [ Farts ] 33 00:01:06,732 --> 00:01:07,813 [ Laughs ] 34 00:01:07,855 --> 00:01:08,868 When I... [ Farts ] 35 00:01:08,899 --> 00:01:09,868 [ Laughs ] 36 00:01:09,917 --> 00:01:11,009 Rick, here's... [ Farts ] 37 00:01:11,042 --> 00:01:12,712 [ Laughs ] 38 00:01:14,259 --> 00:01:15,382 What's going on? 39 00:01:15,454 --> 00:01:17,993 It's hard to tell. He may have manifested some sort of butt. 40 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:18,954 He can do that? 41 00:01:18,993 --> 00:01:22,009 He is the smartest man in the universe. 42 00:01:22,078 --> 00:01:23,414 ♪♪ 43 00:01:23,438 --> 00:01:25,820 *RICK AND MORTY* Season 03 Episode 01 "The Rickshank Redemption" 44 00:01:29,476 --> 00:01:30,945 [ Sighs ] 45 00:01:31,226 --> 00:01:33,757 I tell ya, the Galactic Federation taking over Earth... 46 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:35,624 best thing that's ever happened to this family. 47 00:01:35,648 --> 00:01:37,312 I just got my sixth promotion this week, 48 00:01:37,341 --> 00:01:38,621 and I still don't know what I do. 49 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,328 Who cares how high they promote you? 50 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,900 Everyone just gets paid in pills. 51 00:01:41,956 --> 00:01:44,031 Well, when you're not sure what you do for a living, 52 00:01:44,084 --> 00:01:45,516 you can make your own rules. 53 00:01:45,571 --> 00:01:47,547 Summer, show your father some respect. 54 00:01:47,643 --> 00:01:49,890 He's pulling down a six-chewable figure income. 55 00:01:49,915 --> 00:01:50,929 [ Bottle shatters ] 56 00:01:50,954 --> 00:01:53,179 I'll get that in a moment. How are everyone's pills? 57 00:01:53,245 --> 00:01:54,965 Oh, Morty, you've hardly touched your pills. 58 00:01:55,018 --> 00:01:57,062 I kind of had big pills for lunch, and I 59 00:01:57,132 --> 00:01:59,299 [muffled] wasn't gonna eat any more pills. 60 00:01:59,373 --> 00:02:00,492 [ Gulps ] 61 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:01,783 Thank you, Conroy. 62 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:03,093 You spoil us, Conroy. 63 00:02:03,155 --> 00:02:05,195 Grandpa Rick wouldn't put up with this! 64 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,624 Stop saying his name! He abandoned us. 65 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:09,007 Willem Dafoe! 66 00:02:09,098 --> 00:02:11,098 Th-That's the guy I couldn't think of this morning. 67 00:02:11,134 --> 00:02:12,633 Don't make my mistake, Summer. 68 00:02:12,698 --> 00:02:14,465 Don't deify the people that leave you. 69 00:02:14,514 --> 00:02:17,593 You'll end up a horse surgeon in a world controlled by aliens 70 00:02:17,648 --> 00:02:19,211 whose medicine keeps horses 71 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,007 [sobs] healthy forever. 72 00:02:21,131 --> 00:02:23,586 [ Sniffles ] Horses live longer than tortoises now. 73 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,629 Is that what you want for yourself? 74 00:02:24,653 --> 00:02:27,375 Maybe I just want you to care if I run away yelling! 75 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,312 Who saved room for pill brûlée? 76 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:31,014 Ooh! [ Chuckles ] 77 00:02:31,132 --> 00:02:33,292 I can see why you chose this family-friendly restaurant 78 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:34,703 to represent your cerebellum. 79 00:02:34,765 --> 00:02:37,906 So safe, so comfortable, so Shoney's. 80 00:02:38,095 --> 00:02:40,953 But admit it, Rick... you're going crazy cooped up in here. 81 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,369 Let's go visit some memories. 82 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:43,773 Oh, any particular ones? 83 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:45,117 You want to see my first boner, 84 00:02:45,183 --> 00:02:46,380 or should we go straight to the moment 85 00:02:46,404 --> 00:02:48,781 I discovered interdimensional travel? 86 00:02:48,843 --> 00:02:51,132 [ Squeals ] Ooh, your little flappy doodles are twitching. 87 00:02:51,194 --> 00:02:53,084 Does that mean you're aroused, or did you just get a signal 88 00:02:53,108 --> 00:02:54,553 that one of your buddies found a grape? 89 00:02:54,577 --> 00:02:55,702 It's arousal. 90 00:02:55,781 --> 00:02:57,937 Yes, I'd like very much to visit the memory 91 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,146 of you inventing your portal gun. 92 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:01,953 Yeah, well, tough titties. [ Rumbling ] 93 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,773 There's no tougher titty than a psychotic break, Rick. 94 00:03:04,843 --> 00:03:08,919 Well, that depends on who breaks first... me or the titty. 95 00:03:10,903 --> 00:03:12,568 Someone special you remember? 96 00:03:12,748 --> 00:03:14,305 Is that your memory of her out there... 97 00:03:14,373 --> 00:03:15,803 between where you were on 9/11 98 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:17,475 and your favorite sports blooper? 99 00:03:17,662 --> 00:03:19,361 [ Whooshing ] 100 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:23,021 If we stay here, you'll die, along with all your memories. 101 00:03:23,114 --> 00:03:25,342 If you take me where I want to go... 102 00:03:25,474 --> 00:03:26,977 she'll be there, too, won't she? 103 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:29,888 The day I invented the portal gun is the day I lost her. 104 00:03:30,016 --> 00:03:31,224 Oh, that sounds cool. 105 00:03:31,283 --> 00:03:33,420 I can get what I want and you can say goodbye. 106 00:03:33,694 --> 00:03:36,311 [ Sighs ] Fine, but I'm driving. 107 00:03:36,388 --> 00:03:38,508 as an excuse to strip away our freedom. 108 00:03:41,293 --> 00:03:43,168 Huh? What are you... What are you doing? 109 00:03:43,235 --> 00:03:45,819 Grandpa Rick must have some secret lab, right? 110 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,668 With, like, laser guns and jets packs and a space tank! 111 00:03:48,723 --> 00:03:50,145 And we can go break him out of prison! 112 00:03:50,169 --> 00:03:51,363 Look at these dead flies! 113 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:52,972 Maybe if we arrange them in a certain order, 114 00:03:52,996 --> 00:03:54,846 it plays a hologram or it opens a secret door. 115 00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:56,363 Summer, you're freaking me out. 116 00:03:56,388 --> 00:03:58,785 I know things have changed a lot, and I know you miss Rick, 117 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,785 but getting him back wouldn't make things better. 118 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:02,296 And, you know, we're not doing so bad. 119 00:04:02,339 --> 00:04:03,564 We're miserable, Morty! 120 00:04:03,589 --> 00:04:07,105 There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47, 121 00:04:07,175 --> 00:04:08,878 and they weaponized the Eiffel Tower! 122 00:04:08,941 --> 00:04:11,339 Hey, I like being 35. I-I can rent a car now. 123 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,582 Because you suck. 124 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:14,253 You've been keeping your lip zipped about it 125 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:16,082 since Grandpa got arrested, but the fact is, 126 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,839 you're freaking stoked to bail on him. 127 00:04:17,901 --> 00:04:19,246 He bails on everybody! 128 00:04:19,338 --> 00:04:20,964 He bailed on Mom when she was a kid! 129 00:04:21,026 --> 00:04:22,609 He... He bailed on tiny planet! 130 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,534 And in case I never made this clear to you, Summer, 131 00:04:24,558 --> 00:04:25,628 he bailed on you. 132 00:04:25,668 --> 00:04:27,480 He left you to rot in a world that he ruined 133 00:04:27,574 --> 00:04:28,613 because he doesn't care! 134 00:04:28,675 --> 00:04:30,375 Because nobody's special to him, Summer, 135 00:04:30,459 --> 00:04:31,609 not even himself. 136 00:04:31,665 --> 00:04:34,212 So, if you really want your grandpa back, grab a shovel. 137 00:04:34,282 --> 00:04:36,854 The one that won't let you down is buried in your backyard! 138 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:37,977 You're right! 139 00:04:38,032 --> 00:04:39,515 What?! No, I'm not right. 140 00:04:39,592 --> 00:04:41,617 I-I was using ghoulish overkill! 141 00:04:41,694 --> 00:04:43,160 Ghoulish overkill, Summer! 142 00:04:43,237 --> 00:04:44,328 [ Summer grunting ] 143 00:04:44,405 --> 00:04:46,305 [ Thunder crashes ] 144 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:48,958 Oh, God! Oh, God! 145 00:04:49,001 --> 00:04:50,024 Whoa, whoa! 146 00:04:50,049 --> 00:04:51,807 [ Thunder crashes ] 147 00:04:52,704 --> 00:04:53,801 Where are we going? 148 00:04:53,847 --> 00:04:55,930 To the day it all began... and ended. 149 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:58,310 The moment that changed everything. 150 00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:01,413 Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order? 151 00:05:01,514 --> 00:05:03,196 Yeah, I'd like to get a 10-piece McNugget 152 00:05:03,222 --> 00:05:05,079 and a bunch of the Szechuan sauce. 153 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,770 Like, as much as you're allowed to give me. 154 00:05:06,794 --> 00:05:09,899 In 1998, they had this promotion for the Disney film "Mulan," 155 00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:10,977 where they... where they... 156 00:05:11,001 --> 00:05:13,055 they created a new sauce for the McNuggets 157 00:05:13,102 --> 00:05:15,563 called Szechuan sauce, and it's delicious! 158 00:05:15,634 --> 00:05:17,515 And then they got rid of it, and now it's gone. 159 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:19,516 This is the only place we're gonna be able to try it, is in my memory. 160 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:21,414 Rick, you're doing this bit while your brain is melting. 161 00:05:21,438 --> 00:05:23,500 Okay. All right, all right. 162 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:27,897 Is that... Me. 163 00:05:28,235 --> 00:05:30,446 I used to wear blue pants. 164 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,201 When'd you make the leap to interdimensional travel? 165 00:05:37,225 --> 00:05:38,928 I didn't. I did. 166 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,334 Well, well, well. 167 00:05:41,413 --> 00:05:42,628 If it isn't us. 168 00:05:42,711 --> 00:05:44,800 You know the worst part about inventing teleportation? 169 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,291 Suddenly, you're able to travel the whole galaxy, 170 00:05:46,315 --> 00:05:47,623 and the first thing you learn is, 171 00:05:47,655 --> 00:05:49,669 you're the last guy to invent teleportation. 172 00:05:49,694 --> 00:05:52,930 Fortunately, you're about to invent something much more powerful. 173 00:05:53,007 --> 00:05:54,131 [ Squeals ] 174 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,532 What? 175 00:05:57,236 --> 00:05:58,636 [ Thunder crashes ] 176 00:06:02,402 --> 00:06:04,405 Summer, nobody has to know about that. 177 00:06:04,519 --> 00:06:06,503 We could put it right back and pretend we never saw it, 178 00:06:06,527 --> 00:06:07,967 like we did with Dad's mannequin leg. 179 00:06:08,027 --> 00:06:10,550 Fine, stay here. I'll rescue Grandpa myself. 180 00:06:10,589 --> 00:06:12,369 - And how are you gonna do that? - I don't know yet. 181 00:06:12,393 --> 00:06:13,442 I'll make it up as I go. 182 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:14,752 That's what Grandpa Rick does. 183 00:06:14,829 --> 00:06:16,058 That's what heroes do. 184 00:06:16,136 --> 00:06:17,847 Y-You want to see what a hero Rick is? 185 00:06:17,917 --> 00:06:19,714 I-I'll bring you somewhere, Summer. 186 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,326 Um... My goodness, children. 187 00:06:23,195 --> 00:06:25,152 [ Sternly ] Relinquish the illegal technology 188 00:06:25,222 --> 00:06:27,189 to the nearest Federation representative. 189 00:06:27,266 --> 00:06:29,733 [ Normal voice ] And then we'll all play Balderdash. 190 00:06:30,736 --> 00:06:33,170 [ Both whimper, scream ] 191 00:06:35,408 --> 00:06:36,807 [ Screaming ] 192 00:06:39,445 --> 00:06:40,999 [ Farting ] 193 00:06:41,255 --> 00:06:45,140 ♪♪ 194 00:06:45,874 --> 00:06:48,185 [ Grunts ] Oh, my goodness! Oh, oh! My goo... 195 00:06:48,262 --> 00:06:49,753 [ Crackling ] 196 00:06:51,853 --> 00:06:53,549 Oh, my God. 197 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,002 I have that exact same top. 198 00:06:56,127 --> 00:06:57,517 What is this place? 199 00:06:57,596 --> 00:06:59,330 And what's with "Hunger Games" Summer? 200 00:06:59,369 --> 00:07:02,916 That's my sister. This used to be my home. 201 00:07:03,486 --> 00:07:05,062 Imagine doing anything you want, 202 00:07:05,127 --> 00:07:07,086 then hopping to a timeline where you never did it. 203 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:08,532 Imagine going anywhere, anytime, 204 00:07:08,564 --> 00:07:09,973 with nobody able to stop you. 205 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,283 Sounds lonely. 206 00:07:11,421 --> 00:07:13,392 Lonely? Dude, you have yourself... 207 00:07:13,478 --> 00:07:14,744 your infinite selves. 208 00:07:14,877 --> 00:07:16,166 It's a nonstop party where all the guests 209 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:17,767 are the only person we like. 210 00:07:17,853 --> 00:07:19,618 You think it's cool being the smartest man on Earth, 211 00:07:19,642 --> 00:07:21,071 but once we give you this technology, 212 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:23,986 you become the smartest thing in every conceivable universe... 213 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:26,423 the Infinite Rick, a god. 214 00:07:26,507 --> 00:07:27,723 Eh, pass. 215 00:07:27,793 --> 00:07:30,611 Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this. 216 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,025 Who do you think you are? 217 00:07:32,111 --> 00:07:34,017 A different kind of Rick, I guess. 218 00:07:34,158 --> 00:07:36,619 Well, we'll see how long that lasts. 219 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,728 I heard sci-fi noises. 220 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,106 Did you make a breakthrough? 221 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:43,228 Sort of. 222 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:44,892 I just took a long look at myself, 223 00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:47,783 and I don't think this science thing is gonna pay off. 224 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:51,041 Well, why don't I get Beth and we'll go out for ice cream? 225 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:53,447 That, Dianne, is the last great idea 226 00:07:53,486 --> 00:07:56,017 that will ever be had in this garage. 227 00:07:56,346 --> 00:07:58,447 [ Munching loudly ] 228 00:07:58,947 --> 00:08:01,869 Good roasted Cronenberg, I assume. 229 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:05,119 Mom, you're looking... feral. 230 00:08:06,127 --> 00:08:07,666 I can't believe Rick did this. 231 00:08:07,744 --> 00:08:09,103 These are the parts of Rick's adventures 232 00:08:09,127 --> 00:08:11,697 you don't get to see... the parts he leaves behind. 233 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,221 All right, it's been great, guys. 234 00:08:13,268 --> 00:08:16,533 Um! I really only wanted to stop by here for a quick "I told ya so." 235 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:18,674 - So, uh... - Looking for this? 236 00:08:18,736 --> 00:08:19,784 What are you doing with that?! 237 00:08:19,808 --> 00:08:21,770 It stinks of Rick. [ Grunts ] 238 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,136 No! Why?! Why would you do that?! 239 00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:26,103 W-W-What is the matter with you people?! 240 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,353 You can never leave. She cannot remain. 241 00:08:29,438 --> 00:08:30,994 She stinks of Rick. 242 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:33,947 [ All scream ] 243 00:08:34,141 --> 00:08:35,549 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 244 00:08:35,588 --> 00:08:37,775 I'm Morty C-137. 245 00:08:38,471 --> 00:08:41,275 We detected a compromised portal gun. Where is your Rick? 246 00:08:41,338 --> 00:08:42,666 - He's in prison. - Summer. 247 00:08:42,713 --> 00:08:44,197 He got captured by the Federation 248 00:08:44,252 --> 00:08:45,658 and we were going to rescue him. 249 00:08:45,705 --> 00:08:48,080 Very troubling. We can't risk Citadel secrets 250 00:08:48,119 --> 00:08:49,674 falling into the Federation's hands. 251 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,361 We'll dispatch S.E.A.L. Team Ricks immediately 252 00:08:51,385 --> 00:08:53,557 to break into the prison holding C-137. 253 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,111 - Boo-yah. - And assassinate him. 254 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,807 Boo-nah? 255 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:01,228 [ Horn honks ] Come on, girls! The ice cream's gonna melt. 256 00:09:01,462 --> 00:09:03,353 [ Munching ] 257 00:09:04,017 --> 00:09:05,514 [ Whooshing ] 258 00:09:05,575 --> 00:09:07,334 [ Beeping ] 259 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:15,691 Nooooooo! 260 00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:18,703 Wow. This sauce is [bleep] amazing. 261 00:09:18,749 --> 00:09:20,343 You said it was promoting a movie? 262 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:22,007 [ Slurping ] 263 00:09:23,967 --> 00:09:26,444 Carry the three, add a two. 264 00:09:26,647 --> 00:09:28,975 I got it. I [bleep] got it. 265 00:09:29,295 --> 00:09:31,349 Whoa. I-Is that it, the portal gun? 266 00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:33,660 Yeah. That's the three lines of math 267 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:37,082 that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost. 268 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:38,276 Awesome-possum. 269 00:09:38,408 --> 00:09:39,657 [ Whirring ] 270 00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,167 Mission Control, you getting this? 271 00:09:41,244 --> 00:09:44,168 Holy shit, yes! Yes, we got it! Yeah! 272 00:09:44,348 --> 00:09:47,121 Thanks, Rick. I'll try to remember to shut off the brainalyzer. 273 00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:49,496 Actually, I think it shuts off automatically 274 00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:50,684 once your brain is liquid. 275 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:51,911 Don't know, don't care. 276 00:09:51,988 --> 00:09:53,738 Pull me out. 277 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:55,656 Hey, pull me out. Can you hear me? 278 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,676 - Nope, they cannot. - Why not? 279 00:09:57,738 --> 00:10:00,707 Because the code you just uploaded wasn't actually my portal-gun formula, 280 00:10:00,762 --> 00:10:03,309 it was a virus giving me full control over the brainalyzer. 281 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,144 What are you talking about? This is a memory. 282 00:10:05,168 --> 00:10:06,988 Y-You can't alter details of a memory. 283 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,128 True, but you can alter anything you want 284 00:10:09,205 --> 00:10:11,564 about a totally fabricated origin story. 285 00:10:12,454 --> 00:10:14,438 It's a trap! Abort! I'm still in his Shoney's! 286 00:10:14,524 --> 00:10:16,478 Repeat... we never left his Shoney's! 287 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:18,537 Mission accomplished, boys. Pull me out. 288 00:10:18,614 --> 00:10:19,697 Roger that. 289 00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:21,366 Okay, have fun in what's left of my brain. 290 00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:22,562 I'm gonna transfer to yours. 291 00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:24,641 Oh, there's not enough room for all my genius, 292 00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:26,844 so I'm leaving you with my fear of wicker furniture, 293 00:10:26,884 --> 00:10:28,148 my desire to play the trumpet, 294 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:29,743 my tentative plans to purchase a hat, 295 00:10:29,774 --> 00:10:31,235 and six years of improv workshops. 296 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,454 Comedy comes in threes. 297 00:10:32,516 --> 00:10:34,335 It's a trap! Abort! We never left his... 298 00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:36,391 [ Farts ] [ Laughs ] 299 00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:38,291 No! 300 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:42,620 Another day, another dollar. 301 00:10:42,645 --> 00:10:44,231 Am I great insect creature or what?! 302 00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:45,272 Congratulations, Agent. 303 00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:46,738 You'll be highly commended for this. 304 00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:49,091 Always wait for permission to [burps] feel accomplishment. 305 00:10:49,153 --> 00:10:51,333 That's my motto. One thing still perplexes me... 306 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,255 why would Rick Sanchez turn himself in? 307 00:10:53,394 --> 00:10:55,739 Well, I'm just a dumb-ass bug, but it's possible Rick knew 308 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,534 he'd be interrogated at this facility, 309 00:10:57,559 --> 00:10:59,051 where we not only keep our most wanted, 310 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,338 but our most sensitive data. 311 00:11:00,415 --> 00:11:02,513 Anyone here with level-nine access could [burps] 312 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:04,255 I don't know, collapse a government. 313 00:11:04,302 --> 00:11:05,567 I'm just gonna go take a dump. 314 00:11:05,653 --> 00:11:07,716 Is it cool if I use the level-nine bathroom? 315 00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:09,942 W-W-What's the level-nine master access code again? 316 00:11:10,013 --> 00:11:12,067 Oh, that's easy... 8-3... 317 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:13,343 Yeah! 318 00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:15,106 S.E.A.L. Team Ricks in the house! 319 00:11:15,223 --> 00:11:16,825 [ Screaming ] 320 00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:18,992 Hi, Rick. 321 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,404 Bye, Rick. 322 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,033 D-99, y-you okay? 323 00:11:26,058 --> 00:11:27,416 [ Grunting ] 324 00:11:28,184 --> 00:11:31,090 I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test-drive. 325 00:11:31,153 --> 00:11:32,818 Wait, wait, wait, wait! T-The Council of Ricks sent us. 326 00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:33,887 We have your Morty and Summer. 327 00:11:33,911 --> 00:11:35,339 They're prisoners on the Citadel. 328 00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:36,458 Great! [ Grunts ] 329 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,044 Security breach in room 6755. 330 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,223 Lovely. Not only is my plan screwed up, 331 00:11:41,294 --> 00:11:43,036 I also forgot how to improvise. 332 00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:44,576 - All security people approach. - [ Grunts ] 333 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,036 Security breach. 334 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,574 A city of Grandpas? 335 00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:55,987 Morty: It's the Citadel of Ricks. 336 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:58,285 All the different Ricks from all the different realities 337 00:11:58,332 --> 00:12:00,151 got together to hide here from the government. 338 00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:01,793 But if every Rick hates the government, 339 00:12:01,832 --> 00:12:03,020 why would they hate Grandpa? 340 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,043 Because Ricks hate themselves the most. 341 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,652 And our Rick is the most... himself. 342 00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:08,949 Not anymore, homey. 343 00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:10,551 S.E.A.L. Team Ricks turned his unibrow 344 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,615 into two brows... with a bullet. 345 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,686 [ Laughter ] 346 00:12:13,752 --> 00:12:16,740 Your Rick's dead! Your Rick's dead! 347 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:19,404 ♪♪ 348 00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:22,865 Sir, Rick D-99 is returning from the mission alone. 349 00:12:22,936 --> 00:12:25,506 Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks suffered heavy casualties. 350 00:12:25,569 --> 00:12:26,631 Bring him in. 351 00:12:26,717 --> 00:12:29,668 He says he'll only talk to a Rick with higher clearance. 352 00:12:29,745 --> 00:12:31,726 La-di-da. Give me that. 353 00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:35,202 D-99, this is the commander in chief of the Citadel's militia. 354 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,364 Go[burps]... good enough. 355 00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:41,586 He's a spy. Blow him up. I'm gonna go take a shit. 356 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,898 Operating an unregistered portal gun, 357 00:12:43,999 --> 00:12:45,351 radicalizing a Summer, 358 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,140 conspiring with a traitorous Rick. 359 00:12:47,179 --> 00:12:48,327 How do you plead? 360 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:49,632 How is this a fair trial? 361 00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:51,382 O-Our lawyer is a Morty. 362 00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:53,757 It's not fair, you have no rights, and he's not a lawyer. 363 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:55,367 We just keep him here because he's fun. 364 00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:56,413 Look at him go. 365 00:12:56,451 --> 00:12:58,033 [ Laughs ] Ha ha, yeah! 366 00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:00,299 We'll be lenient if you renounce your Rick. 367 00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:01,814 What say you, Summer? 368 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,181 I say [bleep] you! 369 00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:04,642 My grandpa was my hero. 370 00:13:04,736 --> 00:13:06,658 You killed him because you were jealous of him. 371 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,361 That's pretty obvious from the haircuts. 372 00:13:08,423 --> 00:13:10,665 So do what you want to me, but let my brother go. 373 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:11,977 He already renounced Rick. 374 00:13:12,054 --> 00:13:13,205 Morty? 375 00:13:13,283 --> 00:13:14,580 [ Whispers indistinctly ] What? 376 00:13:14,657 --> 00:13:17,259 N-No, I don't want to see your Pog collection. 377 00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:19,814 I don't renounce Rick, and I never have. 378 00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:22,259 I was just trying to protect my sister. 379 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,947 I wanted you to have a normal life. 380 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,040 That's something you can't have when Rick shows up. 381 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:28,712 Everything real turns fake. Everything right is wrong. 382 00:13:28,797 --> 00:13:31,353 All you know is that you know nothing and he knows everything. 383 00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:34,197 And, well... well, he's not a villain, Summer, 384 00:13:34,244 --> 00:13:36,134 but he shouldn't be your hero. 385 00:13:36,244 --> 00:13:38,900 He's more like a demon or a super [bleep]up god. 386 00:13:38,925 --> 00:13:41,564 Let's not suck the ghost of his [bleep] too hard. 387 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:43,400 He was a terrorist, and now he's dead. 388 00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:45,338 Oh, yeah? If you think my Rick's dead, he's alive. 389 00:13:45,362 --> 00:13:47,313 And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you! 390 00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:49,150 [ All grumbling ] 391 00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:53,244 [ Whistling ] 392 00:13:53,447 --> 00:13:55,236 Hey, whoa, whoa! What are you doing in here? 393 00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:57,348 This area's for teleporting the entire Citadel 394 00:13:57,433 --> 00:13:59,992 to somewhere else using only buttons and dials. 395 00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:01,627 Yeah, well, it's a bad idea 396 00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:04,597 to have it designed that way then, isn't it? 397 00:14:04,674 --> 00:14:07,466 [ Whirring ] 398 00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:11,462 [ Screaming ] What the [bleep] 399 00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:14,106 We just teleported into a galactic federal prison. 400 00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:16,534 I'm gonna go take a shit. [ Alarm blaring ] 401 00:14:16,611 --> 00:14:18,043 Lawyer Morty: Order in the court! 402 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,845 Whoa! What the hell?! Oh, my God! 403 00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:21,680 [ Screaming ] 404 00:14:23,252 --> 00:14:25,885 Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, no! 405 00:14:27,947 --> 00:14:31,067 Whoa! [ Screaming ] 406 00:14:31,357 --> 00:14:32,782 Whoa! 407 00:14:39,789 --> 00:14:43,445 The Citadel's been teleported to [burps] Federation space. 408 00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:45,729 It's doomed. This has to be C-137, you guys. 409 00:14:45,806 --> 00:14:47,593 What are we gonna do?! You know he's coming for us. 410 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,950 All right, calm down! We have his Summer as a hostage. 411 00:14:50,036 --> 00:14:51,302 Obviously, I get her. 412 00:14:51,372 --> 00:14:54,091 You guys play Rick, Laser, Scissors for the Morty. 413 00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:56,522 W-W-What the hell is that? 414 00:14:56,592 --> 00:14:58,050 Payback. 415 00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:00,592 [ Screaming ] 416 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,203 Grandpa Rick! 417 00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:03,950 Duh! You're alive! 418 00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:06,412 Rick! Morty, take this. You're gonna need it later. 419 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:10,295 ♪♪ 420 00:15:10,716 --> 00:15:12,928 Hold on, hold on. Whoa! 421 00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:14,436 Council Member: That's enough, Rick. 422 00:15:14,553 --> 00:15:15,974 What... What's this supposed to accomplish? 423 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,350 We have infinite grandkids. 424 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,506 You're trying to use Disney bucks at a Caesar's Palace here. 425 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,055 That's a bluff. He's bluffing, sir. He loves me. 426 00:15:22,351 --> 00:15:25,128 You're a rogue Rick... irrational, passionate. 427 00:15:25,237 --> 00:15:27,458 You love your grandkids. You came to rescue them. 428 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,273 I came to kill you, bro. 429 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,808 That's not even my original Summer. 430 00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:33,093 Oh, my God. He's not bluffing. He's not bluffing! 431 00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:34,867 - R-Rick? - Why not shoot through her? 432 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,265 20 yards, nine-gauge plasma pistol, 433 00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:39,585 My first shot would liquify her insides and injure you, 434 00:15:39,632 --> 00:15:40,985 second shot adds recoil. 435 00:15:41,062 --> 00:15:43,505 The risk to me is minimized if I wait for you to shoot her, 436 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:44,863 which I'm encouraging you to do. 437 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,395 What the [bleep] Or let her go, 438 00:15:46,465 --> 00:15:48,053 which I will reward with a quicker death. 439 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,434 Because you love her! 440 00:15:49,556 --> 00:15:52,497 Because it's incentive for you to give me my cleanest shot, 441 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,411 which will be your least painful death. 442 00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:56,817 But if you want to die slower than that, I'm super into it. 443 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,723 All you got to do to get that started is kill the girl. 444 00:15:58,747 --> 00:16:01,130 I hate you! Not an issue, sweetie. 445 00:16:01,239 --> 00:16:03,044 That's enough! Drop the gun, Rick! 446 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,848 Morty, I know you're too stupid to get this, 447 00:16:04,903 --> 00:16:06,692 but you're really [bleep] this up right now. 448 00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:09,005 I'm not letting you let my sister die! Drop the gun! 449 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:11,075 I wasn't gonna let her die, you [bleep] moron! 450 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,153 Ha! Aww. 451 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,934 The point is he thought I was going to. 452 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,184 I totally did, by the way. 453 00:16:15,247 --> 00:16:16,762 You're a [bleep] moron, Morty. 454 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,114 Morty, you [bleep] idiot! 455 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,964 You're a serious [bleep] idiot, Morty! 456 00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:21,109 You basically killed us all! 457 00:16:21,136 --> 00:16:22,788 You're the worst! You're as dumb as a bag of sand. 458 00:16:22,812 --> 00:16:26,403 [ All yelling ] 459 00:16:26,714 --> 00:16:28,206 [ Screaming ] 460 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,301 Who's stupid now, bitch?! 461 00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:32,311 Morty, we just got him back! 462 00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:33,571 [ Laughs ] 463 00:16:33,648 --> 00:16:34,879 That was amazing, Morty. 464 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,223 Oh, my God. Wow. 465 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,684 Okay, let's wrap this... 466 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,153 Good job, Morty. Let's go, kids. 467 00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,590 What?! What happened? 468 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,145 Oldest Rick trick in the book. 469 00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:46,325 "Fake gun, shoot me in standoff." 470 00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:47,996 - Brilliant. - Ha, yeah. 471 00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:50,129 G-Good thing I saw that note. 472 00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:53,965 ♪♪ 473 00:16:56,304 --> 00:16:58,095 Can't we just portal home? 474 00:16:58,204 --> 00:16:59,905 Not until I finish what I started. 475 00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:02,841 And that is how you get level-nine access 476 00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:04,343 without a password. 477 00:17:04,846 --> 00:17:06,174 Freeze! 478 00:17:06,409 --> 00:17:08,129 Employee of the month, ladies and gentlemen. 479 00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:10,346 So, what are you doing with level-nine access anyways? 480 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,025 - Destroying the [burps] galactic government. - Awesome! Whoa, cool! 481 00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:15,041 Are you going to set all their nukes to target each other? 482 00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,044 Ooh, or... or reprogram their military portals 483 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,719 to disintegrate their entire space fleet? 484 00:17:18,744 --> 00:17:20,544 Good pitches, kids. I'm almost proud. 485 00:17:20,677 --> 00:17:22,931 But watch closely as Grandpa topples an empire 486 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,185 by changing a one... to a zero. 487 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:31,914 Mr. President, the Blemflarck's value just dropped to nothing. 488 00:17:31,997 --> 00:17:35,146 What do you mean? I mean, our single centralized galactic currency 489 00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:38,535 just went from being worth one of itself to zero of itself. 490 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:40,693 [ Panicked murmuring ] Calm down, people. 491 00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:42,848 Deploy the galactic militia and declare martial law. 492 00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:44,247 Yes, sir. 493 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,644 Uh, what should I pay them with? 494 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,591 Their payment is the honor they'll feel to serve their... 495 00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:50,755 Wait. Who's paying me to yell at this guy? 496 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,983 I can answer that... for money. 497 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,613 I never thought I'd live to see this day. [ Panicked murmuring ] 498 00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:55,928 Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen! 499 00:17:56,044 --> 00:17:58,436 There's a solution here you're not seeing. 500 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,422 Give me your jacket! Give me those pants! 501 00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,935 [ Indistinct shouting ] 502 00:18:06,856 --> 00:18:09,333 [ Indistinct shouting ] 503 00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:11,926 Insectoid Employee: There's no rich people or poor people! 504 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,304 I want more jackets! 505 00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:15,927 He who controls the pants controls the galaxy! 506 00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:18,484 [ Whimpering ] 507 00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:22,321 [ Gasps ] 508 00:18:25,226 --> 00:18:26,859 [ Whimpering ] 509 00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:34,961 No longer will the insects have domain over surface world! 510 00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:42,692 [ Whimpering ] 511 00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:44,762 Jerry, what the hell is happening?! 512 00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:46,489 The galactic government collapsed. 513 00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:47,629 Are you okay? 514 00:18:47,701 --> 00:18:49,554 Look, I-I'm not proud to share this, but the truth is, 515 00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:51,348 I just kept crawling, and it kept working. 516 00:18:51,527 --> 00:18:53,458 [ Gasps ] Oh, I'm glad you're okay. 517 00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:57,322 Are we ever going to stop paying for indulging your father? 518 00:18:57,399 --> 00:19:00,150 Our children, our planet, our jobs? 519 00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:01,693 Is there anything left to lose? 520 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:04,062 Just each other, and I'll never let you go. 521 00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:07,166 And I'm so sorry I ever did this to us. 522 00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:09,960 Guess who dismantled the government? 523 00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:12,057 Please don't leave me again. I never will, baby. 524 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:13,972 I was right. He turned himself in on purpose. 525 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:15,299 It was all part of his plan! 526 00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:16,942 Jerry, is there any light beer left? 527 00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:18,710 It's insane what you miss in prison. 528 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,637 Um... okay. No. 529 00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:22,940 No, no, no. Foot down time. 530 00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:24,464 No, you're right. Where's the vodka? 531 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,652 Beth, it's him or me! 532 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,524 Seems like you guys need some privacy. 533 00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,926 I'll, uh... I'll be in the garage. 534 00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:40,312 What the [bleep] Not cool, Jerry! 535 00:19:40,398 --> 00:19:42,680 A man's garage is his castle. 536 00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:44,211 [ Beeps ] 537 00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:51,410 Jerry's going to... 538 00:19:51,435 --> 00:19:53,336 spend some time... 539 00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:54,624 divorced. 540 00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,758 Oh, I-I'm sorry to hear that, sweetie. 541 00:19:56,789 --> 00:19:58,328 I hope I had nothing to do with that. 542 00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:00,859 Oh, God, Dad, that is not your burden to bear. 543 00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:03,380 I feel terrible that I misjudged you. 544 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,320 This is gonna be good for Jerry. 545 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,754 - For everybody. - For everybody. 546 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,800 - [ Text whooshes ] - I better... tend to Jerry 547 00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:13,269 before he changes his mind and doesn't move out. 548 00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:15,535 I will leave you two to your adventures. 549 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:16,925 Oh, my God. Nancy says 550 00:20:16,977 --> 00:20:19,761 they're drawing and quartering aliens in the school courtyard, 551 00:20:19,847 --> 00:20:21,996 and it technically counts as patriotism. 552 00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:25,097 Geez! Are my parents seriously gonna get divorced? 553 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,298 All right, Rick, I'm gonna go to my... 554 00:20:26,322 --> 00:20:28,261 Not so fast, Morty. You heard your mom. 555 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,879 We've got adventures to go on, Morty... just you and me... 556 00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,941 and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, 557 00:20:32,988 --> 00:20:34,066 but never your dad. 558 00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,058 You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me. 559 00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:37,941 Okay, take it easy, Rick. T-T-That's dark. 560 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,066 Oh, it gets darker, Morty. 561 00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:41,332 Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. 562 00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:43,465 First thing that's different... no more Dad, Morty. 563 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,800 - Oh, geez. - He threatened to turn me 564 00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:46,026 in to the government, so I made him 565 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:47,208 and the government go away. 566 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,317 Oh [bleep] 567 00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:51,058 I've rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch 568 00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:52,799 of your family and your universe. 569 00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:54,169 - Your mom wouldn't have accepted me - Oh, man. 570 00:20:54,193 --> 00:20:55,753 if I came home without you and your sister, 571 00:20:55,777 --> 00:20:57,356 so now you know the real reason I rescued you. 572 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,687 - I just took over the family, - Oh! 573 00:20:58,711 --> 00:21:00,402 - Morty, and if you tell your mom or sister - Oh, man... 574 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,442 I said any of this, I'll deny it and they'll take my side 575 00:21:02,466 --> 00:21:03,532 - because I'm a hero, Morty. - I'll deny it. 576 00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:04,534 - And now you're gonna have to go... - Oh. 577 00:21:04,578 --> 00:21:05,958 - and do whatever I say, Morty, - Oh! 578 00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:07,990 forever! And I'll... I'll go out and I'll find 579 00:21:08,029 --> 00:21:11,260 some more of that "Mulan" Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. 580 00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:12,641 - Because that's that's - What are you talking about? 581 00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:13,865 what this is all about, Morty. 582 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,374 - That's my one-armed man! - Szechuan? 583 00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:17,482 I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! 584 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:19,444 That was fake. I-I-I'm driven by finding 585 00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:21,467 - that McNugget sauce. I want that "Mulan" - McNuggets? 586 00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:22,834 - McNugget sauce, Morty! - Come on. 587 00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:24,170 - That's my series arc, Morty. - What the hell? 588 00:21:24,194 --> 00:21:25,413 If it takes nine seasons, 589 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:28,371 - I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Morty. - What are you talking about, Rick? 590 00:21:28,395 --> 00:21:29,445 That's what's gonna take 591 00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:30,881 - us all the way to the end, Morty. - What are you talking about? 592 00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:32,495 Season... Nine more seasons, Morty. 593 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,171 Nine more seasons until I get 594 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,811 - that dipping Szechuan sauce... - What is that?! 595 00:21:35,835 --> 00:21:37,192 For 97 more years, Morty! 596 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,779 - I want that McNugget sauce, Morty! - What are you talking about?! 597 00:21:39,803 --> 00:21:43,774 ♪♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 598 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:51,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 599 00:22:14,964 --> 00:22:16,088 Is it ready? 600 00:22:16,192 --> 00:22:18,092 Yes. We can bring it online now. 601 00:22:18,154 --> 00:22:19,479 Do it. 602 00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:25,549 I am Phoenix Person. 603 00:22:25,649 --> 00:22:27,682 Phoenix Person? 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