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All right, Morty,
you ready for our adventure
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to the Lost City
of Atlantis?
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Ready as I'll ever be,
Rick.
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[ Portal opens ]
Oh, for [Bleep] sake.
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Hello, I'm Rick K-22.
This is my Morty.
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We're going from
reality to reality
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asking Ricks to contribute
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to the Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment Fund.
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What are you, stupid?
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We're done with
the Citadel of Ricks.
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I was [burps] never on board
with it in the first place.
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That's why
I murdered everyone in charge
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and left it to rot.
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Oh, that was you.
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They tried to murder him first.
Aw, geez.
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Well,
you'll be happy to know
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that the council's
gone now...
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Yeah, he knows.
He murdered them.
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You want to rein in your Morty?
Every day.
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The Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment Fund
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donates... Morty, he's not
gonna [burps] donate.
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You're pitching
the Policeman's Ball
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to a black teenager here.
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Let's go. You don't
have to be a dick.
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I think you know that's not true.
Geez.
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I didn't know there were
still Ricks and Mortys
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living on the Citadel.
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I wonder what their
day-to-day lives are like.
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Well, you can keep
wondering that
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while we go
on a fun, fresh,
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self-contained adventure
to Atlantis.
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Anyone continuing to explore
the Citadel is either stupid
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or one of
the unfortunate millions
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held hostage
by their terrible ideas.
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Man, I'm glad
I'm not one of them!
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♪ Somewhere out on
that horizon ♪
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♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪
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♪ I know there must be
somethin' better ♪
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♪ But there's nowhere else
in sight ♪
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♪ It's survival in the city ♪
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♪ When you live
from day to day ♪
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♪ City streets
don't have much pity ♪
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♪ When you're down,
that's where you'll stay ♪
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♪
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Announcer Rick:
Citadel Morning News.
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News about the Citadel
in the morning,
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pretty self explanatory.
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Good morning.
I'm Rick D-716B.
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And I'm Rick D-716.
Must be nice.
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Coming up, gravity outages
in East Sanchez Heights...
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And, is your uranium-powered
cellular matrix
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making you sick?
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The answer
may not surprise you.
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It's...
Yes, it's uranium.
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Those stories and more,
after this break.
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Sam Elliot: 60 iterations
off the central finite curve,
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there's a Rick
that works more with wood
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than polarity plating.
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His name is Simple Rick
but he's no dummy.
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He realized long ago
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that the greatest thing
he'd ever create
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was his daughter.
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I love Daddy!
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Sam Elliot:
We captured that moment...
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We run it on a loop
through Simple Rick's mind...
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And the chemical
it makes his brain secrete
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goes into every Simple Rick's
"Simple Wafers" Wafer Cookie.
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Come home to
the impossible flavor
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of your own completion.
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Come home to Simple Rick's.
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Just one day remains
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before our
newly democratic Citadel
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elects its first President,
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it's anyone's race
among the Rick candidates.
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But a certain
other candidate
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should be getting
at least one vote
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for most adorable.
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That's right.
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The Morty party candidate's
still in the race,
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and you just gotta
love him for that.
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Here you see him in his little
Morty suit waving...
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Isn't that adorable?
Little jackass.
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Uh, yeah,
I think we actually have
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the audio
for his speech here...
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[ As Morty, poorly ]
Aw, geez. Aw, man.
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I'm gonna lose the election
and stuff.
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[ Both laugh ]
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We had a good run, sir,
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but I think it's time
to pull out of the race.
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I feel pretty confident
about tonight's debate.
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You shouldn't, sir.
You should be terrified.
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Maybe you should find
a little faith, young man.
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You don't pay me
to have faith.
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And we're the same age!
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[ All cheering ]
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- Aah!
- Whoa!
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Oh. Sorry.
I-I was expecting...
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A Rick partner?
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Lesson one, rookie,
expect the unexpected.
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Now, get in.
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Mortys are human!
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Get the [Bleep] off the car,
you Rickless [Bleep] animal!
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Whoa! Morty Cop: The election's
got these yellow shirts
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more riled up than
a picture-day Jessica.
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That's pretty harsh, sir.
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So report me.
Nobody gives a [Bleep]
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Look, I'm just saying,
it makes me a little sad
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to hear a Morty cop
calling Mortys animals.
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Well, it makes me sad to hear
another Rick cop
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buying into his
sensitivity training.
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Well, I'm glad to know
there's more like me.
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Oh, there was one.
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Why do you think that seat was empty?
[ Radio beeps ]
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Rick Dispatch: Robbery at Fifth
and [belches] Avenue.
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Fifth and [belches]
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That's Morty Town.
Unit seven responding.
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[ Zaps ] Ohh!
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[ Siren wailing ]
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Rick Teacher:
Good idea, Rick.
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All Morty Students:
Good idea, Rick.
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This is a great adventure.
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All:
This is a great adventure.
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I love being
your new Morty.
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All: I love being
your new Mor... Farty.
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[ Laughter ]
Very amusing, Mr. Smith.
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Almost as amusing as
when your first Rick
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was decapitated on
Zorpantheon Nine.
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Or was that
your third Rick?
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How many Ricks
have you had?
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Five. I see.
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So you are top of the class
in something.
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[ Laughter ] Tomorrow you'll be
transferred to your new Ricks.
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Hopefully
they will be your last.
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Yes, Slow Ri...
Tall Morty?
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Di... did I gradgitate
this time yet?
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Anything's possible,
Tall Morty.
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[ Groans ] [ Laughter ]
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[ Bell rings ]
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I guess we won't be seeing
each other after this, huh?
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I say we make
our last day count.
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I say... we go to
the Wishing Portal.
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That's a myth.
It's not a myth.
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My first Rick's fourth Morty
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knew a Rick
whose Morty went there.
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If we're not here
for graduation,
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our butts are gonna wind up
in Morty Town.
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I thought your last Rick
fused you with a lizard,
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not a chicken.
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Okay, fine. I'm in.
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Me too.
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What the hell?!
I thought I saw a fly.
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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Supervisor Rick:
[ Whistles ]
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Listen up, [Bleep] nuts.
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I've been your supervisor
for five years,
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but all shitty things
must come to an end
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and I have been promoted
to regional manager.
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All: [ Blowing raspberries,
mock cheering ]
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Yeah, I feel the same way,
may be never meet again.
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Of course,
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that makes the position
of supervisor available,
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so, as of next week,
the ass you'll be kissing
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will be that of...
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K-83, affectionately
known as Cool Rick.
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All: [ Grumbling ]
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I know
I'm new to the Citadel,
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and some of you might not think
I put in my time,
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but what can I say?
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I'm Cool Rick!
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Yo! Ha! Ha!
Check me out!
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All right knuckle[burps]heads,
any questions?
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All right, then, back to work,
you gold rickers.
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♪
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No Ricks, no families,
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high off their asses,
and running amuck.
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Mortys are raised
to be sidekicks.
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Without a side to kick,
they just start kicking.
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They were...
They were about my height,
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around 14 years old...
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oh, their... their shirts
were yellow!
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Yeah, make sure
you get that down.
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Any mutations,
augmentations?
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Uh... Three eyes? A tail?
Maybe a buzz cut?
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No.
Just four normal Mortys.
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Normal?
Put it in your blog.
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Let me turn over
a few rocks.
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Aw, geez.
Hey, what's goin' on, fellas?
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Aw, geez, man.
Nothing, man.
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We're just hanging out
and stuff.
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I hear that. Aw, geez.
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I guess I'm supposed to be
figurin' out
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who robbed the store
across the street.
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But, aw, geez,
I don't know.
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Aw, geez man, that sucks
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that your Rick's
making you do that.
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He's not my Rick.
He's my partner.
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Aw, geez.
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Well, maybe the uniform
makes a big difference,
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who am I to say.
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To me, you just look
like a sidekick.
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Whoa! Call me a
sidekick one more time!
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Call me a sidekick!
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Hey, man! Come on!
Aw, geez!
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Wanna see
how I paint a wall?!
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It was
the Morty Town Locos, man!
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The... the Morty Town Locos!
[ Groans ]
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Aah! Aah!
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Do you realize how many codes
you just violated?
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Aw, geez, Rick.
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What do I know about
knowin' stuff?
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Get in the [Bleep] car.
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More lasers.
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You could take more time
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to answer the question
if you like.
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Okay, Juggling Rick,
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how would you solve
the Citadel's financial crisis?
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First off,
can I just say
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that I believe this Citadel
is the greatest
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in the entire multi-verse.
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Now, I believe
the answer to your question
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has three parts.
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First, education spending
must get much higher...
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But it has to be balanced
with defense...
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Whoa! Whoa! Can we fact
check this please?
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Never mind.
Who am I kidding.
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This race is over.
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[ Chainsaw whirring ]
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And that's how you run
a Citadel!
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[ All Ricks cheering ]
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Candidate Morty,
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the number of displaced Mortys
is soaring
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while Rick satisfaction levels
are plummeting,
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and the divide
between the two groups
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has never been wider.
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Solve that one real quick.
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[ Ricks cheering, chuckling ]
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I don't see a divide
between Ricks and Mortys...
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Oh, shocker.
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[ Farts ] [ Laughter ]
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I'd like to offer
a re-buttal.
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[ Farts ]
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
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I think we can all agree
on one thing...
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[ Farts twice ]
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Well, it came out
as two things
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but you get the idea.
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[ Laughter ]
You guys finished?
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[ Laughing stops ]
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The division I see
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is between
the Ricks and Mortys
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that like
the Citadel divided...
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and the rest of us.
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00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,676
I see it everywhere I go.
254
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,178
I see it in our schools
255
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,013
where they teach Mortys
we're all the same,
256
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,249
because they're threatened by
what makes us unique.
257
00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,517
I see it in our streets
258
00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,885
where they give guns
to Mortys,
259
00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,520
so we're too busy
fighting each other
260
00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,588
to fight real injustice.
261
00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,156
I see it in our factories
262
00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,526
where Ricks work for a fraction
of their boss' salary
263
00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:50,562
even though they're identical
and have the same IQ.
264
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,366
The Citadel's problem
isn't homeless Mortys
265
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,367
or outraged Ricks.
266
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,368
[ Screams ]
267
00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,436
[ Gunshots ]
268
00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,906
The Citadel's problem
is the Ricks and Mortys
269
00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,674
feeding on
the Citadel's death...
270
00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,742
Holy [Bleep]
271
00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,243
[ Alarm sounding ]
272
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,778
Rick Security Officer:
He's headed for the flavor core!
273
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,980
But I've got
a message for them,
274
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,917
from the Ricks and Mortys
keeping it alive,
275
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:15,020
a message
from the Ricks and Mortys
276
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,889
that believe in this Citadel
277
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,292
to the Ricks and Mortys
that don't.
278
00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:23,461
You're outnumbered.
279
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:27,999
[ Cheers and applause ]
280
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:31,303
Holy [Bleep]
281
00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:32,571
I don't believe it.
282
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,905
I-I can't believe it.
283
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,274
I know.
That's why you're fired.
284
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,377
Sounds like
you're looking for work.
285
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,379
I can offer you
286
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,247
a very enticing
compensation package.
287
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,149
First,
let's talk benefits...
288
00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:47,452
Daddy loves you.
That's Daddy's good girl.
289
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,653
Your life is a lie, man.
290
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:49,888
All your life's are lies!
291
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,289
Don't you get it?!
292
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,958
They told us we were special
because we were Ricks,
293
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,793
but they stripped us of
everything that made us unique!
294
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,127
We know how you feel.
295
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,829
We're working-stiff Ricks
just like you.
296
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,631
But our assembly line
is justice.
297
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,699
What are your demands?
298
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,967
I-I-I want a portal gun.
299
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,401
Unregistered, untraceable,
300
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,237
with enough fluid to take me off
this God damn prison!
301
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,074
The media's outside.
Well, keep 'em there.
302
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,910
Anyway, so yeah, the suspect
says the Citadel's a lie,
303
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,912
built on lies,
and some other shit.
304
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,814
I say appreciate
the life you have,
305
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,582
because it can always
be worse.
306
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,583
Back to you, Ricks.
307
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,752
Thank you, Rick 0716-C.
308
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,787
That [Bleep] guy.
Tell me about it.
309
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,888
[ Clears throat ] Meanwhile,
in election news,
310
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,190
an unexpected turn of events
311
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,825
as Morty
from the Morty Party
312
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,293
soars to
the top of the polls.
313
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,495
[ Crowd saying "Morty! Morty!
Morty!" ] Yes.
314
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,164
Morty, what's your original
reality and where's your Rick?
315
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,001
Gosh, we moved around so much
it's hard to remember.
316
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,902
I see every Rick
as my Rick,
317
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,472
I hope they see me as their Morty.
[ Crowd laughing agreeably ]
318
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,807
Another? Please?
With less water?
319
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,175
Hey, cheer up, pal.
320
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,977
A Morty's
gonna be president.
321
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,145
Imagine this kisser
322
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,747
getting blamed
for everything.
323
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,715
I guess I should've had
more faith.
324
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,652
It's not faith you need.
It's fear.
325
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,321
What's this?
326
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,355
It's secrets.
327
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,890
Wh... wh... wh...
What do you think it is?
328
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,358
Look at how I'm dressed.
329
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,260
Rick Reporter: Having taken aim
at the system,
330
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,095
are afraid at all
for your safety?
331
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,997
Candidate Morty: I'd rather
live in hope than fear.
332
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,399
If I had to fear anything,
333
00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:08,667
I'd fear other people
being afraid.
334
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,834
Of fear. Itself.
335
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,870
But. No, I'm not afraid.
336
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,838
Morty Town Loco ♪1: Hey, Rick, man,
when there's a Morty president,
337
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,540
you gonna lick my balls
or what?
338
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,075
Sheeeet, grandson,
339
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,777
you keep me peelin' skrabquams
and slippin' nib nibs,
340
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,612
I'll lick whatever
ain't nailed down.
341
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:21,880
[ Laughter ]
[ Door crashes ]
342
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,248
Hands in the air!
343
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,116
What the hell, man?!
What the hellin' hell?
344
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,851
You guys doing a little
chemistry homework
345
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,787
with Grandpa? Is this
what I think it is?
346
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,255
Bootleg portal fluid.
347
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,893
[ Screams ]
348
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,461
I guess his math was off.
349
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,929
Search the place.
350
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,966
[ Sobbing ]
351
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,336
Are... are you...
my new... R... Rick?
352
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,838
It's okay, Morty.
353
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,275
[ Grunts ] [ Screams ]
354
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,778
Jesus.
355
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,146
He stabbed me.
He got me bad, Morty.
356
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,115
Shh. It's okay.
You're okay.
357
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,817
You were right.
[ Coughs ]
358
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,685
Everything I learned at the
academy was... Doesn't matter.
359
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,954
Nothing's wrong with putting
your faith in a Morty.
360
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,789
You just gotta pick
the right one.
361
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,524
Why is there a crib
in here?
362
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,626
Something they do.
To make you feel bad.
363
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,062
Boy, I got us knee-deep
in paperwork, huh?
364
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,131
Go to the car
and grab a medi-pack.
365
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,833
Let me worry about this.
366
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,808
What happened?
Same old story...
367
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,211
Mortys killing Mortys.
368
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,183
Almost... got it...
369
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,518
[ All yelping ]
Farmer Rick: Hey!
370
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,720
Y'all get the hell away
from my damn mega fruit!
371
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,755
[ All yelping ]
372
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,289
Sic 'em, boy!
[ Barking ]
373
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,724
I don't wear
this dag-nab hat
374
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,092
and commit
to this rural character
375
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,294
so you can eat for free
while you come of age!
376
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,697
I bet the Wishing Portal
leads to a reality
377
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,165
where they're...
Where all...
378
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,967
Where it's a bunch of
French toast with boobies.
379
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,735
I bet it leads to a place
with a bunch of fry...
380
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,303
Fly... flies everywhere.
381
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,105
Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere.
382
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,540
I bet it's a big hole
383
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,208
where the Citadel dumps
all its broken dreams.
384
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,344
Slick, why do you have to be
so dramatic?
385
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,179
You wanna know why?
Because of this.
386
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,414
I'm part of
an experimental line of Mortys
387
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,916
with a drama implant.
388
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,918
How do you think it feels,
Fat Morty,
389
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,787
to know that
no matter where I go,
390
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,121
I'll always be the one
391
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,090
that makes everybody sad
and a little bored.
392
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,392
Slick, that implant
isn't who you are, okay?
393
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,128
You also
roll up your sleeves.
394
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,430
I thought
I was Left-Handed Morty.
395
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,032
Then you should
use your left hand
396
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,433
to eat more vegetables.
397
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,836
Hey, there. How you doing?
Great to meet you.
398
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,037
I'm a plumber, sir.
399
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,205
I'm a Rick,
and I'm a plumber.
400
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,673
That doesn't sound like
Rick work.
401
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,308
You didn't come to the Citadel
to be a plumber, did you?
402
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,776
Ha! Ha!
I sure didn't, sir!
403
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,144
Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty!
404
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,113
I cloned myself so you could
kiss me as a baby!
405
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,681
This is just like
a Morty baby!
406
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,750
[ All cheering ]
407
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,753
Hey, did you, uh,
end up getting a new job?
408
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:42,854
Yeah, I did.
409
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:43,855
Assassinating you.
410
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,823
[ Groans ]
411
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:45,790
[ Screams ]
412
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,925
I'm okay...
413
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,560
I'm okay...
414
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,361
I'm...
415
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,963
[ Groans ]
416
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,699
♪
417
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,402
Aw, man. Aw, geez.
418
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,436
Aw, hah.
419
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,338
You look like you could use
a good time.
420
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,807
One dance for $10,
two for $25.
421
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,176
No, thank you...
And bad math.
422
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,245
Ha! Ha! Yeah!
This is a good time!
423
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,380
What is this place?
The Creepy Morty.
424
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,282
What is it your kind's
always saying...
425
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,817
"Don't think about it."
426
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,252
Come on.
427
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,553
There's someone important
I want you to meet.
428
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,322
Ah, Bubbala!
429
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,324
How'd it go with
the Morty Town Locos?
430
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,692
They had
a little accident.
431
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,994
They won't be causing
any trouble anymore.
432
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,564
Those were bad Mortys.
Very bad Mortys.
433
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,565
[ Snaps fingers ]
434
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,167
Big Morty
likes to contribute
435
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,102
to keeping the peace
in Morty Town.
436
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,737
Think of him
as a "drug lord"
437
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,439
and us as
cops on his payroll.
438
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,506
Morty...
439
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,741
- Which Morty?
- Which Morty?
440
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,009
M... m... my partner.
441
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,078
Morty, you're right.
Morty Town is bad.
442
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,980
But that doesn't mean
that we have to be.
443
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,381
Hey, what's going on here,
Morty?
444
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,749
- Which Morty?
- Which Morty?
445
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,217
The cop, morons!
446
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,386
Don't worry about Rick,
Big Morty.
447
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,387
He's new.
448
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,922
He doesn't understand
how it works.
449
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,224
That's what you said
about your last partner.
450
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,160
Why would you say something
like that, Big Morty?
451
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,197
You're [Bleep] things up for
both of us here. Wrong.
452
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,866
He's [Bleep] things up
for both of you.
453
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,335
Unless he takes
the money.
454
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,604
Big Morty,
you're under arrest.
455
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,073
S... smartest man
in the universe.
456
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,275
[ Grunts ]
457
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,077
[ All shouting, gunfire ]
458
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,382
They're just props!
Th... they're just props!
459
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,119
[ Groans ] Not so
big now, are ya?
460
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,820
I never was!
It was figurative!
461
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,123
That's enough. If we don't
kill him, he'll talk.
462
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,125
If you do, I'll talk.
463
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,760
Cowboy Morty:
O... one thing's for sure,
464
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,528
Y... y'all don't have to worry
about Cowboy Morty talkin'.
465
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,831
This little cowpoke's gonna
mosey up on out of here.
466
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,200
You told me to put my faith
in the right Morty.
467
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,902
I've got faith in you,
partner.
468
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,637
Do the right thing.
469
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,307
Oh, Grandpa Rick,
470
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,142
I-I don't wanna be
on the Citadel anymore.
471
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,510
I wanna be a regular kid.
472
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,912
I-I wanna to go to school
and throw balls around
473
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,480
and masturbate.
474
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:57,522
[ Sirens wailing ]
475
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,123
What the hell happened
in there?
476
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,692
Same old story.
477
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,593
Ricks killing Mortys.
478
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,363
Okay, man, okay,
we got your portal gun.
479
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,870
What the hell's
he doing?
480
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,206
[ Groans ] Where... where am I?
A bad place.
481
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,041
But you're going
to a better one soon.
482
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,577
Hey! Hey!
483
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,478
No, no, no, no...
484
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,713
Whaa...
485
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:22,680
God damn it!
486
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,415
A portal to
the blender dimension?
487
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,817
That's the oldest trick
in the book!
488
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,852
I'm a Rick!
I'm more Rick than any of you!
489
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,355
Then you should know you just
killed your only leverage!
490
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,056
Then comes and get me,
mother[Bleep]
491
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,058
[ Guns cock ]
492
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,327
[ Buzzing ]
493
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,464
Stop.
I'm Rick D. Sanchez the Third,
494
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,332
owner of this here
wafer establishment,
495
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,534
and I say that the Rick in there
is right.
496
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,069
He's more Rick
than any of you.
497
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,204
He's a terrorist!
498
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,438
What Rick isn't?!
499
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,140
This Citadel
was founded by Ricks
500
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,441
for Ricks to be free!
501
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,876
What's your name,
young man?
502
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,379
Rick. And I'm... The
same age as me, I know.
503
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,514
How long have you worked here?
15 years.
504
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,182
What the hell
have we become?
505
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,650
Whatever time
you were gonna make him serve,
506
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,818
he's served it.
507
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,120
It ends now.
508
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,888
Come with me, friend.
Where are we going?
509
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,256
To your new life.
510
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,992
Which starts with walking
the [Bleep] out of here.
511
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,293
- Yo J-22, give 'em hell!
- [ Burps ]
512
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,696
[ Cheers and applause ]
513
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,931
Sam Elliot: There's a Rick
that held a factory hostage
514
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,734
after murdering his boss
and several coworkers.
515
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:20,805
The factory made cookies,
flavored them with lies.
516
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,041
He made us all take a look
at what we were doing.
517
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,710
And in the bargain,
he got a taste of real freedom.
518
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,644
♪
519
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,812
[ Gunshot ]
520
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,213
We captured that taste,
521
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,515
and we keep giving it to him
522
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,316
so he give it
right back to you,
523
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,551
in every bite of new.
524
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,553
Simple Rick
Freedom Wafer Selects.
525
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,789
Come home to the unique flavor
526
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,091
of shattering
the grand illusion.
527
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,794
Come home to Simple Rick.
528
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,096
It is real.
529
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,731
[ Grunts ]
530
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,099
After you.
531
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,507
Specs: There it is.
The Wishing Portal.
532
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,076
They say for your wish
to come true,
533
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:01,345
you have to give up something
really important.
534
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,548
For me,
that's my panini maker.
535
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,616
I wish for
a million sandwiches.
536
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,219
And, yes,
I see the irony.
537
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,687
I guess
I wish I had something cooler
538
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,522
than this dumb-ass
surfer necklace.
539
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,524
I wish incest porn had...
540
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,393
Had a more mainstream
appeal.
541
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,894
For...
For a friend of mine.
542
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,130
None of those things
are gonna happen, you know.
543
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,399
Morty wishes
never come true.
544
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,667
Not on the Citadel.
545
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,168
Then why did you
bring us here?
546
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,803
Because I wish
that would change.
547
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,272
I wish anything about this life
would change.
548
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,540
Well, I hope you're
putting something
549
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,709
pretty God damn important
in there.
550
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,944
Me too.
551
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,312
But I doubt it.
552
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,714
- No!
- Slick!
553
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,184
M... maybe...
554
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,786
maybe it went
somewhere nice.
555
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,354
Automated Rick:
Garbage dump.
556
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,556
Stand [burp] back.
557
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,496
He had to be stopped.
558
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,631
He... he cou... he c...
Couldn't be allowed to win.
559
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,600
Then you should've [burps]
worked on your aim, bro.
560
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,035
He's alive? No, no, no.
You gotta listen to me.
561
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,070
I-I worked for him.
562
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,371
I was his campaign manager.
563
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,473
That Morty
is not what he seems.
564
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,076
Yeah, well, no Morty
seems like a president.
565
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,111
He... won? Yeah.
566
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,380
It was a blow out.
567
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,915
I would hardly call it
a blow out.
568
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,650
It was almost close enough
to trigger a recount.
569
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,386
Jesus. What are you
joke security now too?
570
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,188
Rick Cop:
Why am I still here?
571
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,689
I heard he confessed
to everything.
572
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,892
Your case has been reviewed.
You're free to go.
573
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:24,061
But... I violated at least
a dozen departmental codes.
574
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,097
New department.
New codes.
575
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,498
New Citadel.
576
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,300
Specs:
Did we miss graduation?
577
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,535
Where are the new Ricks?
578
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,403
No graduation.
No new Ricks.
579
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,472
The school's curriculum is changing.
To what?
580
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,240
I don't know,
and I don't have to know.
581
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,441
I've been fired.
582
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,843
[ Burping ]
Good luck, turds.
583
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,679
Holy crap.
Slick's wish came true.
584
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,383
Sorry I'm late,
Mr. President.
585
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,085
Had a little crisis at work.
Worth it!
586
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,187
It's no problem.
587
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,788
Uh, a little more
off the top.
588
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,224
You were saying,
Garment District Rick.
589
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,992
We were saying,
"President" Morty,
590
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,395
that we don't care
who sits in that seat.
591
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,397
A Rick, a Morty,
a god damn Jerry...
592
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,831
It doesn't matter.
593
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,500
We've been running the Citadel
since before the council
594
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,535
and you'll find that we're
still running it now.
595
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,070
Does he really speak
for everyone here?
596
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,405
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
597
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,839
Well, I think it's important
to be clear.
598
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,242
Raise your hand
if he speaks for you.
599
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,280
[ All screaming ]
600
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,382
Is... that enough
off the top?
601
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,685
I don't know. Is it?
602
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,153
- Yes, yes, god damn, yes.
- I think it's great.
603
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,788
Good.
604
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,823
This seems like
a good time for a drink
605
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,460
and a cold calculated speech
with sinister overtones.
606
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:33,097
A speech about politics...
607
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,865
About order...
608
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,001
Brotherhood...
609
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,402
Power.
610
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,671
But speeches
are for campaigning.
611
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,741
Now is the time for action.
612
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,943
♪
613
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,478
[ Blond Redhead's
"For the Damaged" plays ]
614
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,215
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
615
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,285
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
616
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:58,022
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
617
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,091
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
618
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:05,763
♪
619
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:11,235
♪
620
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,939
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
621
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,742
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
622
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:21,445
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
623
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,948
♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪
624
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:31,950
♪
625
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:41,365
♪
626
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,501
Whoo! [ Laughs ] Yeah!
627
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,636
Atlantis, baby!
That was amazing.
628
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,371
You got some of that
mermaid puss.
629
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,907
I'm really hoping it wasn't a one-off
thing and I can see her again.
630
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,975
By the way, hey, um,
631
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,610
you're still not
curious about what
632
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,178
what might've happened
at that crazy Citadel place?
633
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,246
Psh. Not at all, Morty.
634
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,480
That place will never have
635
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,316
any bearing over our lives
ever again.
636
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,850
Unlike that mermaid puss!
[ Laughs ] Whoo!
637
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,119
Yeah! We're going back for seconds!
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
638
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,621
We're gonna do that shit
every week, man!
639
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,756
That was Atlantis!
Oh, shit!