1 00:00:02,529 --> 00:00:04,326 I'm going to get a physical examination. 2 00:00:05,849 --> 00:00:09,319 That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it? 3 00:00:09,489 --> 00:00:11,400 Then there's always the amount question: 4 00:00:11,689 --> 00:00:15,238 "I don't know what you need. I gave you whatever I had there. 5 00:00:16,569 --> 00:00:18,958 I got more. Whatever you need, I can get it for you. 6 00:00:19,129 --> 00:00:21,882 Just let me know what you need. It's no problem, I mean..." 7 00:00:22,049 --> 00:00:24,768 But any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is... 8 00:00:24,929 --> 00:00:27,682 ...I always click into this thing where I wanna do really well. 9 00:00:27,849 --> 00:00:30,124 If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well. 10 00:00:30,289 --> 00:00:32,166 Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests? 11 00:00:32,329 --> 00:00:34,968 And you'd really be listening, you know... 12 00:00:35,289 --> 00:00:38,042 ...trying to really- Trying to do well, I wanna do well. 13 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:40,040 I wanted to do unbelievable on that test. 14 00:00:40,209 --> 00:00:42,848 I wanted them to come to me after the test and go: 15 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:46,126 "We think you may have something close to super hearing. 16 00:00:46,769 --> 00:00:50,921 What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. 17 00:00:51,849 --> 00:00:54,488 We're sending the results to Washington. 18 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,000 We'd like you to meet the president." 19 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:05,403 Let me ask you a question. 20 00:01:05,969 --> 00:01:08,358 If you named a kid Rasputin... 21 00:01:08,529 --> 00:01:11,805 ...do you think that would have a negative effect on his life? 22 00:01:12,569 --> 00:01:13,797 No. 23 00:01:14,169 --> 00:01:16,399 What are you doing? We're going out to dinner. 24 00:01:16,649 --> 00:01:19,800 Do you realize this is the last meal I'm gonna have for three days? 25 00:01:22,289 --> 00:01:23,517 - Yeah. - George. 26 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:25,247 Come on up. 27 00:01:25,529 --> 00:01:28,965 I never heard of this. You gotta fast for three days to take an ulcer test. 28 00:01:29,129 --> 00:01:30,767 - How will you do that? - I don't know. 29 00:01:30,929 --> 00:01:35,400 How could I possibly have ulcers? Who could have given me ulcers? 30 00:01:36,849 --> 00:01:38,646 I think I'll take out the garbage. 31 00:01:39,089 --> 00:01:40,442 Have you ever fasted? 32 00:01:40,609 --> 00:01:43,203 Well, once I didn't have dinner till, like, 9:00. 33 00:01:43,569 --> 00:01:45,958 I'll tell you, that was pretty rough. 34 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:51,008 Hey. Do me a favour, will you? 35 00:01:51,169 --> 00:01:53,046 Throw out my garbage for me. 36 00:01:53,649 --> 00:01:55,287 Yeah. Right. 37 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,847 Come on. It's just down the hall. 38 00:02:00,089 --> 00:02:02,284 Give me 2 bucks. I'll do it for 2 bucks. 39 00:02:04,289 --> 00:02:05,483 I'll give you 50 cents. 40 00:02:05,649 --> 00:02:07,879 There's no way I'd touch that bag for less than $2. 41 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:11,200 Come on, 50 cents. You can get yourself a Drake's Coffee Cake. 42 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:15,883 You're not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for 50 cents. 43 00:02:16,209 --> 00:02:19,406 I'm all set. I got the ticket. I'm going to the Cayman Islands Friday. 44 00:02:19,569 --> 00:02:22,561 I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job? 45 00:02:22,729 --> 00:02:25,243 What do you need, a break from getting up at 11? 46 00:02:26,849 --> 00:02:29,283 It's a deal. I don't know why you don't come with me. 47 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,121 I don't go for nonrefundable deals. 48 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:34,281 I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline. 49 00:02:36,849 --> 00:02:38,282 - Hi. - Hi. 50 00:02:38,489 --> 00:02:39,683 How are you? 51 00:02:39,849 --> 00:02:41,567 Gina, do you know Drake's Coffee Cake? 52 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,197 The plain cake with the sweet brown crumbs on the top. 53 00:02:44,369 --> 00:02:46,519 - Right. How much do they cost? - The junior? 54 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:48,122 - No, the full-size. - No, junior. 55 00:02:48,289 --> 00:02:51,486 - You didn't say "junior." - I haven't had one since I was little. 56 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:52,843 Really? 57 00:02:53,009 --> 00:02:56,684 You should be ashamed of yourself. I want you out of here. 58 00:03:00,809 --> 00:03:02,800 - How you doing? - Good enough. 59 00:03:06,129 --> 00:03:09,007 - Boy, she's sexy, isn't she? - Yeah. 60 00:03:22,609 --> 00:03:24,520 - Do you believe that guy? - What guy? 61 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:26,919 - My neighbour. - That creepy guy? 62 00:03:27,089 --> 00:03:30,286 - Did he think I was flirting with her? - He didn't seem too pleased. 63 00:03:31,649 --> 00:03:34,527 Maybe I'll get a steak with French-fried onion rings. 64 00:03:34,929 --> 00:03:36,601 Hey, you know what? 65 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,840 I just remembered something. 66 00:03:39,009 --> 00:03:42,638 I had a dream about that guy last night. This is amazing. 67 00:03:42,809 --> 00:03:45,562 - Amazing? You've seen him before. - I haven't seen him in months. 68 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:47,242 What was the dream? 69 00:03:47,409 --> 00:03:51,243 He was doing standup comedy in Kennebunkport, Maine... 70 00:03:51,409 --> 00:03:53,559 ...in this really ominous nightclub. 71 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:55,720 The stage was on a cliff and the audience... 72 00:03:55,889 --> 00:03:57,720 ...was throwing all the comics off. 73 00:03:57,969 --> 00:04:00,278 I think I've played there. 74 00:04:01,209 --> 00:04:03,165 I've had a lot of paranormal stuff happen to me. 75 00:04:03,329 --> 00:04:05,445 You're a little paranormal. 76 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:07,884 Name one paranormal thing that happened to you. 77 00:04:08,049 --> 00:04:10,847 - I knew I was gonna be bald. - Your father's bald. 78 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:13,477 Baldness is inherited from the mother's side, Jerry. 79 00:04:13,649 --> 00:04:15,879 But your mother's bald too. 80 00:04:17,609 --> 00:04:19,679 George, you know, my friend goes to a psychic. 81 00:04:19,849 --> 00:04:21,885 - Really? - We should go sometime. 82 00:04:22,049 --> 00:04:23,767 I'd love to go. Make an appointment. 83 00:04:23,929 --> 00:04:26,807 Psychics, vacations. How about getting a job? 84 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,318 - I just got fired. - All right. Let's get out of here. 85 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,639 I wonder what Gandhi ate before his fast. 86 00:04:34,809 --> 00:04:37,084 I heard he used to polish off a box of Triscuits. 87 00:04:37,249 --> 00:04:41,640 - Really? - Oh, yeah. Gandhi loved Triscuits. 88 00:04:44,209 --> 00:04:45,881 Who is it? 89 00:04:46,729 --> 00:04:48,401 - Who is it? - It's Gina! 90 00:04:48,569 --> 00:04:50,844 - Who? - Martin's girlfriend. 91 00:04:51,009 --> 00:04:53,398 - Martin? - Your next-door neighbour. 92 00:04:53,769 --> 00:04:55,202 Oh, Martin! 93 00:04:55,369 --> 00:04:58,759 It's Martin. I think he's dying. He tried to kill himself with pills. 94 00:04:58,929 --> 00:05:00,123 - What? - Come on. 95 00:05:00,289 --> 00:05:02,405 - Let me get my robe. - We do not have time. 96 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,082 - Two seconds. - There's no time. 97 00:05:04,249 --> 00:05:06,365 - We don't have two seconds? - All right, go ahead. 98 00:05:06,529 --> 00:05:08,281 - No, forget it. - No, go ahead. 99 00:05:08,449 --> 00:05:10,519 - No, I'll just wear the pyjamas. - Just get it! 100 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:12,839 - Are you sure? - Forget it. Come on. 101 00:05:13,009 --> 00:05:15,079 No, I'll go get the robe. 102 00:05:18,769 --> 00:05:23,365 It's not too bad. It's not like a Sunny von Bülow coma. 103 00:05:26,729 --> 00:05:28,765 Doctor said he should snap out of it any time. 104 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:32,239 You know why he did this? Because I told him it was over. 105 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:35,560 - I did not want to see him anymore. - Really? It's over? 106 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,764 I could not stand it another minute. 107 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:41,324 Yesterday, he turned over a hot dog stand... 108 00:05:41,489 --> 00:05:43,400 ...because he thought the man looked at me. 109 00:05:43,889 --> 00:05:48,360 Then, after he saw you in the hall... He was crazy with jealousy. 110 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,641 Oh, boy. 111 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,004 Did he say anything about me? 112 00:05:54,169 --> 00:05:56,239 He does not like you. 113 00:05:57,369 --> 00:06:00,998 And all indications are he does not like Drake's Coffee Cake. 114 00:06:02,049 --> 00:06:05,166 - He said that? - He was screaming about it all night. 115 00:06:05,329 --> 00:06:08,526 How it's too sweet and it falls apart when you eat it. 116 00:06:09,889 --> 00:06:12,687 I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly. 117 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,961 I wasn't. 118 00:06:15,529 --> 00:06:17,121 You weren't? 119 00:06:18,369 --> 00:06:21,805 No. I have thought about you many times. 120 00:06:22,129 --> 00:06:25,963 - Have you thought about me? - Of course. 121 00:06:28,249 --> 00:06:30,126 Tell me everything. 122 00:06:30,609 --> 00:06:32,998 Are you sure he can't hear anything? 123 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,407 Martin. 124 00:06:37,369 --> 00:06:39,087 Martin! 125 00:06:41,929 --> 00:06:44,363 I wish he was not in a coma. I wish he was dead. 126 00:06:45,249 --> 00:06:47,160 I would like to pull the plug out from him! 127 00:06:47,329 --> 00:06:50,002 I would wait on that one. 128 00:06:50,169 --> 00:06:52,285 I know how you feel, but juries today... 129 00:06:52,449 --> 00:06:54,917 ...you never know how they're gonna look at this. 130 00:06:56,289 --> 00:07:00,043 I saw you looking at your watch. You want to leave? Go ahead. 131 00:07:00,209 --> 00:07:02,848 - I wanted to see what time it was. - Are you afraid of him? 132 00:07:03,169 --> 00:07:04,522 - No. - Then kiss me. 133 00:07:04,689 --> 00:07:06,281 - Here? - Yes, right here. 134 00:07:06,689 --> 00:07:09,044 Is this the proper venue? 135 00:07:09,569 --> 00:07:11,560 - You don't want to? - No, no, I want to. 136 00:07:11,729 --> 00:07:14,880 I very much want to. I desire to. I pine to. 137 00:07:15,049 --> 00:07:16,687 Then kiss me right in front of him. 138 00:07:16,849 --> 00:07:19,363 I can't! What if he wakes up? 139 00:07:19,529 --> 00:07:22,248 A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him? 140 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:24,680 What kind of a man are you? 141 00:07:24,849 --> 00:07:27,443 I'm a man who respects a good coma. 142 00:07:30,769 --> 00:07:32,919 If it was one of those in-and-out comas, maybe. 143 00:07:33,089 --> 00:07:36,047 But when a guy's got a coma going like this... 144 00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:38,245 ...you don't wanna mess with it. 145 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,040 - Hey. - Hey. 146 00:07:44,249 --> 00:07:46,717 - Did you hear about Martin? - Yeah, I heard. 147 00:07:46,889 --> 00:07:50,404 I can't believe he's in a coma. He's got my vacuum cleaner. 148 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:56,444 I loaned it to him, he never returned it. The carpets are filthy. 149 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,407 - What am I gonna do? - Who told you about Martin? 150 00:07:59,569 --> 00:08:01,446 Newman. He's good friends with him. 151 00:08:01,809 --> 00:08:04,198 Bigmouth Newman. I should have guessed. 152 00:08:04,489 --> 00:08:07,162 He's got all my attachments, you know. 153 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,123 Let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait... 154 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:13,645 ...for a guy to come out of a coma before you ask his ex-girlfriend out? 155 00:08:13,929 --> 00:08:15,487 Oh, Gina? 156 00:08:15,769 --> 00:08:19,205 Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian. 157 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,760 I don't get that whole suicide machine. 158 00:08:23,929 --> 00:08:26,602 There's no tall buildings where these people live? 159 00:08:26,809 --> 00:08:30,563 They can't wrap their lips around a revolver like a normal person? 160 00:08:31,449 --> 00:08:33,087 What's going on between you and Gina? 161 00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:35,638 Well, I went with her to the hospital last night. 162 00:08:35,929 --> 00:08:40,286 So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him. 163 00:08:40,449 --> 00:08:42,679 That's the great thing about Mediterranean women. 164 00:08:42,849 --> 00:08:44,362 All right. So, what did you do? 165 00:08:45,969 --> 00:08:49,564 - Nothing. - What kind of a man are you? 166 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,560 The guy is unconscious, in a coma... 167 00:08:51,729 --> 00:08:54,482 ...and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend? 168 00:08:54,769 --> 00:08:56,680 I didn't know what the coma etiquette was. 169 00:08:56,849 --> 00:08:58,601 There is no coma etiquette. 170 00:08:58,769 --> 00:09:02,364 See, that's the beauty of the coma. It doesn't matter what you do. 171 00:09:03,729 --> 00:09:08,280 So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs. 172 00:09:08,569 --> 00:09:10,446 You can just loot the coma victim. 173 00:09:11,169 --> 00:09:13,808 I give them 24 hours to get out of it. 174 00:09:13,969 --> 00:09:17,439 They can't get out of it by 24 hours, it's a land rush. 175 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:21,718 So if the coma victim wakes up in a month... 176 00:09:21,889 --> 00:09:24,039 ...he's thrilled. He got out of the coma. 177 00:09:24,209 --> 00:09:26,882 - He goes home, there's nothing left? - Nothing left! 178 00:09:29,329 --> 00:09:33,527 That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it. 179 00:09:38,449 --> 00:09:41,486 Martin's spirit came to you as a warning. 180 00:09:41,729 --> 00:09:43,082 Why would he come to George? 181 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,683 Because George has heightened extrasensory perception. 182 00:09:45,849 --> 00:09:47,646 Faithy, get your finger out of your nose! 183 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:51,722 - I knew it. I always felt different. - You are. Some coffee cake? 184 00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:54,804 - Drake's? - Yes. 185 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,960 - Did you buy this for me? - No, why? 186 00:09:57,969 --> 00:10:00,199 Because I love Drake's Coffee Cake. 187 00:10:00,369 --> 00:10:03,202 - Maybe I did. - Take it away. 188 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,325 She hasn't eaten in two days. 189 00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:08,686 - Who's Pauline? - Pauline? 190 00:10:09,089 --> 00:10:11,045 Wait a minute. Oh, my God. 191 00:10:11,209 --> 00:10:14,246 My brother once impregnated a woman named Pauline. 192 00:10:14,409 --> 00:10:16,445 - You think about her? - When I hear her name. 193 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,206 Cut these with your left hand. 194 00:10:23,809 --> 00:10:26,198 There was a woman. Audrey. 195 00:10:26,409 --> 00:10:28,286 She had a very big nose. 196 00:10:28,849 --> 00:10:31,079 I see an Audrey, but with a small nose. 197 00:10:31,249 --> 00:10:33,922 Yes, yes. She had a nose job. 198 00:10:34,129 --> 00:10:36,484 I loved her very deeply. 199 00:10:36,649 --> 00:10:38,128 Will she ever speak to me again? 200 00:10:38,769 --> 00:10:40,441 Not in this life. 201 00:10:41,009 --> 00:10:44,046 - Should you be smoking? - Does it bother you? 202 00:10:44,249 --> 00:10:45,568 - You're pregnant. - Elaine. 203 00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:48,319 I smoked when I had Faithy. 204 00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:51,323 What? What? 205 00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:53,400 I don't know about this trip, George. 206 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,446 You can see the Cayman Islands in there? 207 00:10:55,609 --> 00:10:57,327 Is something gonna happen to me? What? 208 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:59,684 It's really bad for the foetus, you know that? 209 00:10:59,849 --> 00:11:02,124 She's a psychic. She knows how the kid's gonna be. 210 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:04,757 Should I not go on this trip? 211 00:11:05,049 --> 00:11:06,528 George... 212 00:11:06,849 --> 00:11:11,081 ...I am going to tell you something and I want you to really hear me. 213 00:11:11,729 --> 00:11:14,801 Now, listen, I just don't know how a person, with everything... 214 00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:20,441 ...we now know about prenatal care, can put a cigarette in her mouth! 215 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,407 - What are you doing? - It's disgusting. 216 00:11:22,569 --> 00:11:24,127 - I don't need this! - Look, please! 217 00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,280 - I would like you both to leave. - Oh, fine. 218 00:11:26,449 --> 00:11:29,646 Well, I don't like to be around people who are just so irresponsible. 219 00:11:29,809 --> 00:11:33,165 - Get the hell out. - A plane crash?! A heart attack?! 220 00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:34,603 Lupus? Is it lupus? 221 00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:38,398 Do you want me to call the super? He was an Israeli commando. 222 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:42,802 If you don't say anything, I'll assume it's a plane crash. 223 00:11:43,129 --> 00:11:46,405 - Get out. - Not a plane crash. 224 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,319 Is it a plane crash? 225 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,762 Psychics should be licensed. 226 00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:55,160 And it wouldn't be hard. We could just give them the regular DMV test... 227 00:11:55,329 --> 00:11:58,401 ...only with the silver dollars and the pizza dough over the eyes. 228 00:11:58,609 --> 00:12:01,646 If you can do the parallel park like that, you're a psychic. 229 00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:04,164 We can test these people, no question about it. 230 00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:07,127 Like Kreskin. Instead of just hiding his check... 231 00:12:07,289 --> 00:12:10,247 ...why don't we try stopping his check. 232 00:12:10,409 --> 00:12:12,559 Let's see how he handles that. 233 00:12:13,969 --> 00:12:15,925 I do not like your toothbrush. 234 00:12:16,609 --> 00:12:18,201 There are no bristles. 235 00:12:19,089 --> 00:12:21,125 You can say what you want about me... 236 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:23,484 ...but I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here... 237 00:12:23,649 --> 00:12:25,879 ...while you insult my toothbrush. 238 00:12:27,089 --> 00:12:30,559 It is too small for someone with such a big mouth. 239 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,966 Let me ask you... 240 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:39,084 ...what will you do if Martin wakes up? Run away like a mouse? 241 00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:43,681 No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie. 242 00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:46,521 Who are these Stooges you speak of? 243 00:12:47,409 --> 00:12:49,001 They're a comedy team. 244 00:12:49,929 --> 00:12:52,204 Tell me about them. Everything. 245 00:12:52,889 --> 00:12:57,121 Well, they're three funny-looking guys and they'd hit each other a lot. 246 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:01,323 - You will show me the Stooges? - I will show you the Stooges. 247 00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:05,007 - When? - Well... 248 00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:07,883 ...I don't really know where the Stooges are right now... 249 00:13:08,049 --> 00:13:10,802 ...but if I locate them, you'll be the first to know. 250 00:13:11,889 --> 00:13:14,767 Come. You walk me to a cab. 251 00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:17,205 Well, I... 252 00:13:17,489 --> 00:13:19,605 I don't want you to get upset or anything... 253 00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:23,284 ...but with Martin and all, maybe it's not a good idea to be seen together... 254 00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:25,724 ...in the building, because he had a lot of friends. 255 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,164 You are still afraid. You are not a man. 256 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:32,038 Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet? 257 00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:34,600 Are you going to walk me to a cab or not? 258 00:13:35,089 --> 00:13:37,887 Yeah, all right, all right. 259 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,922 - Why don't you just eat fruit. - Fruit makes me incontinent. 260 00:13:46,089 --> 00:13:47,681 I don't want you eating over here. 261 00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:50,768 Hello, Gina. Hello, Jerry. 262 00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:53,280 Hello, Newman. 263 00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:03,882 Do you think Newman would tell Martin if he wakes up? 264 00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:07,359 What kind of sicko would do that? He could kill me. 265 00:14:07,569 --> 00:14:09,207 People smoke, Elaine. 266 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,367 My mother smoked. 267 00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,920 It didn't hurt me. 268 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,163 Did you guys see that wall move? 269 00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:21,485 Boy, it's a good thing we came. 270 00:14:21,809 --> 00:14:24,004 Could there be a native problem in the Caymans? 271 00:14:24,169 --> 00:14:25,488 Maybe there's native unrest. 272 00:14:25,649 --> 00:14:29,005 Hi. I haven't eaten in three days. 273 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,839 I was wondering how much longer it would be till I get my X-ray. 274 00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:34,437 We'll call you. 275 00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:38,398 George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma... 276 00:14:38,569 --> 00:14:42,926 ...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage. 277 00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:46,518 - How come? - Looters. 278 00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:50,446 How do we know the dog food's any good? 279 00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:55,079 Who tastes it? 280 00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:57,444 She is really hungry. 281 00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:00,324 - Hey. - Kramer. 282 00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:03,563 Well, Newman's upstairs visiting Martin. 283 00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:07,481 Would you buy my Cayman Island ticket? 284 00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:09,848 - You're not going? - No. 285 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,488 - Why not? - The psychic said... 286 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,241 ...something terrible will happen. 287 00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:16,527 I dig. 288 00:15:19,409 --> 00:15:21,559 I want my vacuum cleaner! 289 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,245 Martin, I know you can hear me. 290 00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:28,004 Look, my mother's coming to visit me. She sees that rug, she's gonna kill me. 291 00:15:28,169 --> 00:15:31,525 He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one. 292 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,845 Why would I buy another one when I spent 100 bucks on this one? 293 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,120 I have a carpet sweeper you can use. 294 00:15:38,289 --> 00:15:41,486 I don't want a carpet sweeper. They don't do anything. 295 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,048 It gets my rug clean. 296 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,725 The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam... 297 00:15:45,889 --> 00:15:49,404 ...perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing. 298 00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,287 You should take a look at my rug, then. 299 00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:53,644 I wouldn't set foot in your house. 300 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,117 - Hello. - Hey. 301 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,007 Hello, Jerry. 302 00:16:01,289 --> 00:16:04,440 - How's he doing? - Well, he looks happy to me. 303 00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:07,999 I hope he stays this happy when he wakes up. 304 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:10,763 - Why wouldn't he? - No reason. 305 00:16:11,249 --> 00:16:13,717 He'll have a lot of catching up to do, I guess. 306 00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:16,199 I'll bring him up to date. 307 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,043 - How up to date? - All the way up. 308 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,840 Nothing could change your mind? 309 00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:28,004 Well, it would take a lot, because a friend is something you earn. 310 00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:32,521 Jerry has a friend who has free tickets to the Cayman Islands this weekend. 311 00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:34,841 He's not going. 312 00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:38,285 I don't care much for the beach. I freckle. 313 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:45,921 - Is that a...? - Drake's Coffee Cake. 314 00:16:49,369 --> 00:16:50,643 Where did you get that? 315 00:16:51,449 --> 00:16:54,919 From my house. I got a whole box of them. 316 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:58,288 Boy. That's the full-size. 317 00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:01,080 That's your big boy. 318 00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:04,527 Can I have a bite? 319 00:17:04,729 --> 00:17:06,799 I don't like to give out bites. 320 00:17:07,049 --> 00:17:08,960 I got another one... 321 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,802 ...but I'm saving it for later. 322 00:17:13,009 --> 00:17:14,727 Just one bite? 323 00:17:14,889 --> 00:17:18,404 I don't think so. You know, they're so fragile. 324 00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:21,163 All right! All right. 325 00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:22,763 I won't say anything. 326 00:17:22,929 --> 00:17:24,920 - You swear? - I swear. 327 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:28,047 - On your mother's life? - On my mother's life. 328 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,800 But here it was... 329 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,404 ...mountains of duck. 330 00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:51,084 And not fatty duck either, but juicy, tender breasts of duck. 331 00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,128 - Beautifully sliced... - Faithy! 332 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,722 Sweetheart, no, don't run! 333 00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:56,766 You could take as much as you want... 334 00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:00,638 Sweetheart! Sweetheart! Faithy! 335 00:18:04,569 --> 00:18:09,723 Hi. Hi! What are you doing here? How did I know you were here? 336 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,449 Something drew me here. This is phenomenal. 337 00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:13,928 The nurse said she'd be back. 338 00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:15,841 Supposed to take me to the delivery room. 339 00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:18,239 Oh, that's great. That's great. 340 00:18:18,409 --> 00:18:21,128 I have to apologize for my friend the other day- 341 00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:23,280 Friend? I don't even know that woman. 342 00:18:23,449 --> 00:18:25,838 I met her on the way over. I couldn't get rid of her. 343 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:28,967 I tell you, my psychic instincts were a little off- 344 00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:32,127 - Where's the nurse? - I'm sure she'll be right back. 345 00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:35,042 Sweetheart, why don't you run and get a nurse for Mommy. 346 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,599 I was just curious. The other day you said something about my trip. 347 00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:40,761 - Don't take that trip. - Yeah! Why? Why? 348 00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:44,879 - Because... Because... - All right, Rula. It's time to go. 349 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,364 Yeah, because...? Because...? 350 00:18:47,969 --> 00:18:52,281 Assassins! How dare they keep a person waiting like this! 351 00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:55,322 Drake's Coffee Cake? 352 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,524 - Give me that! - Jerry, you better stop her or I'll tell! 353 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,647 Elaine, no! No! 354 00:19:05,169 --> 00:19:08,525 Are there terrorists on the plane? A hotel fire, is that it? 355 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,443 Typhus? Malaria? Yellow fever? Lupus? Is it lupus? 356 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,282 They did it right in this bed, Martin. Right in front of you. 357 00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:18,009 - I want my vacuum cleaner! - I can explain! 358 00:19:18,169 --> 00:19:20,046 It was disgusting! 359 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,922 What are you doing? We're going to dinner in 10 minutes. 360 00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:31,409 I never assisted in a birth before. 361 00:19:31,849 --> 00:19:33,441 It's really quite disgusting. 362 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:36,358 - What did she name the kid? - You wouldn't believe it. 363 00:19:36,529 --> 00:19:38,724 Rasputin. 364 00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:42,439 - Hey! - Hey! 365 00:19:43,169 --> 00:19:45,888 - When did you get back? - A couple hours ago. 366 00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:48,517 - So how was it? - George... 367 00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:53,400 ...I would like to thank you for the greatest four days of my life. 368 00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:57,879 They were shooting the Sports Ilustrated swimsuit issue... 369 00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:01,439 ...right in the hotel pool. Not only that... 370 00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:04,487 ...the hotel opened up an area on the beach for nude bathing... 371 00:20:04,649 --> 00:20:06,526 ...and all of the models went down there. 372 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:10,958 I am on the next blanket from Elle Macpherson. 373 00:20:12,049 --> 00:20:13,607 We played backgammon nude. 374 00:20:14,609 --> 00:20:17,487 - Oh, she's a sweet kid. - Nude backgammon... 375 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,038 ...with swimsuit models! 376 00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:23,838 Oh, you know what? The second day I was there, I stepped on a jellyfish. 377 00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:29,083 It stung my foot. That's probably what Rula was trying to warn you about. 378 00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:31,365 - You gotta watch for the jellyfish. - Yeah. 379 00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:33,643 What's this? 380 00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:37,119 It's an invitation to a housewarming for Martin and Gina. 381 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,281 - They moved in together? - Yeah, some place in the Village. 382 00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:45,446 - Yeah. - It's Elaine. 383 00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:47,440 All right, we're coming down. 384 00:20:47,609 --> 00:20:49,839 - Where you going? - We're taking Elaine to dinner. 385 00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:52,682 She's gotta start the fast again. You wanna go? 386 00:20:52,849 --> 00:20:55,966 I'd like to, but a bunch of us from the islands are getting together. 387 00:20:56,449 --> 00:20:59,407 - Elle Macpherson gonna be there? - I gotta call her back. 388 00:21:01,809 --> 00:21:04,881 The thing I don't understand about the suicide person... 389 00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:07,927 ...is the people that try and commit suicide... 390 00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:12,685 ...for some reason, they don't die, and then that's it. They stop trying. 391 00:21:13,169 --> 00:21:14,568 Why? 392 00:21:14,729 --> 00:21:18,039 Why don't they just keep trying? What has changed? Is their life better? 393 00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:21,401 No. In fact, it's worse, because now they've found out... 394 00:21:21,569 --> 00:21:24,322 ...here's one more thing you stink at. 395 00:21:25,089 --> 00:21:27,808 That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with. 396 00:21:27,969 --> 00:21:31,882 Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope. 397 00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:37,367 Car won't start in the garage? Get a tune-up. You know what I mean? 398 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,087 There's nothing more rewarding... 399 00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:42,002 ...than reaching a goal you've set for yourself. 400 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,920 Subtitles by SDl Media Group