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You don't wanna visualize
your parents having sex.

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It's somehow very uncomfortable.

3
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You know they had to have sex
at least once to have you.

4
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But you still kind of maintain
the image in your head:

5
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"Well, I don't know. I'm not positive.
I can't prove it.

6
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I don't know if that
actually happened."

7
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That's why if I found I was adopted,
that would come as great news.

8
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"I'm adopted? That's great."

9
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I'd be happy to hear that.
That means technically...

10
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...it's possible, that my mother and
father are just really great friends.

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Sex is great, but you don't wanna
think your whole life began...

12
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...because somebody had a little
too much wine with dinner.

13
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Let me ask you a question.

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You're a hostage captured
by terrorists.

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- Who, me?
- You, anybody. Whatever.

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You're in the little room.
You're chained to the floor.

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You're there for a long time.

18
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Do you think they would consider
doing laundry?

19
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They have to.
It's in the Geneva Convention.

20
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You. Take off your socks
and pants. We're doing the wash.

21
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Come on. Take it off.
Take it off.

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- Hey, Georgie.
- Hi.

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What's the matter?

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My mother caught me.

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Caught you? Doing what?

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You know.

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I was alone...

28
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You mean-?

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- She caught you?
- Where?

30
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I stopped by the house
to drop the car off...

31
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...and I went inside
for a few minutes.

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Nobody was there.
They're supposed to be working.

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My mother had a G/amour magazine.
I started leafing through it.

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G/amour?

35
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- So one thing led to another.
- What did she do?

36
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First she screams, "George, what are
you doing? My God!"

37
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Looked like she was gonna faint.

38
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She started clutching the wall,
trying to hang onto it.

39
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I didn't know whether to keep her
from falling or zip up.

40
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- What did you do?
- I zipped up.

41
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- So she fell?
- Yeah.

42
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Well, I couldn't run over there
the way I was.

43
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- No, I guess you couldn't.
- I wouldn't think so.

44
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So she fell, and then she starts
screaming, "My back, my back!"

45
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I picked her up. I took her
to the hospital.

46
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- How is she?
- She's in traction.

47
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- I'm sorry.
- It's not funny, Elaine.

48
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I know. I'm sorry. It's serious.

49
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Her back went out. She's gotta be
there for a couple of days.

50
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All she said on the way over
in the car was, "Why, George, why?"

51
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I said, "Because it's there."

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G/amour?

53
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I'll tell you this, though:

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I am never doing...

55
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...that again.

56
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What? You mean in your mother's
house or altogether?

57
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- Altogether.
- Give me a break.

58
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Yeah, right.

59
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- You don't think I can?
- No chance.

60
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- You think you could?
- I could hold out longer than you.

61
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Care to make it interesting?

62
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Sure. How much?

63
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Hundred dollars?

64
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You're on.

65
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Wait a second. Wait a second.
Count me in on this.

66
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You? You'll be out before we
get the check.

67
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I want in on this.

68
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- No, no.
- It's apples and oranges.

69
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- It's different.
- Why? Why?

70
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- Because you're a woman.
- So what?

71
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It's easier for a woman not to do it
than a man. We have to do it.

72
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It's part of our lifestyle.

73
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It's like shaving.

74
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That is such baloney.
I shave my legs.

75
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Not every day.

76
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- You wanna be in?
- Yeah.

77
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You gotta give us odds.
At least 2-1. You gotta put up $200.

78
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No. A thousand.

79
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No. I'll put up 150.

80
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- All right. You're in for 150.
- Okay, 150.

81
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How we gonna monitor this?

82
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Obviously, we all know each
other very well.

83
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I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable...

84
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...within the confines
of the honour system.

85
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All right. Come on.

86
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No, Ma. I'm not gonna
see a psychiatrist.

87
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I don't care if you do pay for it.

88
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No. Discussion over.

89
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Yeah, all right. I'll see you later.

90
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Yes, of course I'm gonna come by.

91
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All right.

92
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My mother wants me
to see a psychiatrist now.

93
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Why? Because she caught me?

94
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You know, if everyone who did
that had to go see a psychiatrist...

95
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Yeah...?

96
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Whatever.

97
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- How is she?
- Fine. I gotta see her at the hospital.

98
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- Yeah?
- It's me.

99
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Come on up.

100
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- Hey, what are you doing tonight?
- Date with Marla.

101
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- Oh, the virgin?
- Yeah.

102
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Any progress there?
What's the latest?

103
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I got my troops amassed
along the border.

104
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I'm waiting for someone to give me
the go-ahead.

105
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Look at this. Come here. There's
a naked woman across the street.

106
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Where?

107
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Second floor from the top.
See the window on the left?

108
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Who walks around
the house like that?

109
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Maybe she's a nudist. You know those
nudist-colony people.

110
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Yeah.

111
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Yeah.

112
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Let me ask you,
in these nudist colonies...

113
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...do they eat naked
in the dining room?

114
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I would imagine it's all naked.

115
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Are the chambermaids naked too?

116
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They're naked. The gardener's naked.
Bellhops.

117
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It's one big nude-o-rama.

118
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- Hey.
- Hey.

119
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Well, where's my money?
Who caved?

120
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- Not me.
- Not me.

121
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- What are you looking at?
- A naked woman across the street.

122
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This is gonna be the easiest
money I've ever made in my life.

123
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My friend Joyce is teaching an
aerobics class. I'm gonna go tonight.

124
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Yeah, well, the waitress
should've taken it back.

125
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Then, I got a call this morning. I was
chosen to go on the space shuttle.

126
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- We're going to Mars.
- Have a good time.

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I'm out.

128
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What?

129
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Yeah, I'm out.
I'm out of the contest.

130
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- You're out?
- Yeah.

131
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Wow, that was fast.

132
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Well, it was that woman
across the street.

133
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You know, you better be careful,
buddy. She'll get you next.

134
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And then there were three.

135
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I don't understand you. I really don't.

136
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You have nothing better to do
at 3:00 in the afternoon?

137
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I go out for a quart of milk.

138
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I come home and find
my son treating his body...

139
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...like it was an amusement park.

140
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Ma...

141
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Don't give me "Ma."It's good
I didn't hit the table.

142
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I could have cracked my head open.

143
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People can hear you.

144
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Too bad you can't do that
for a living.

145
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You'd be very successful at it.

146
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You could sell out
Madison Square Garden.

147
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Thousands of people
could watch you.

148
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You could be a big star.

149
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All right. That's enough.

150
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I want you to go see a psychiatrist.

151
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No! I am not going
to see a psychiatrist!

152
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- Why not? Why won't you go?
- Because I don't want to.

153
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- I want you to go see somebody.
- Well, I am not going.

154
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It's a good thing
your father's in Chicago.

155
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Hello, Aunt Estelle.

156
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- Look at you. How did this happen?
- Is that important, really?

157
00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:05,487
What is this, a police investigation?
She's been through enough.

158
00:08:05,649 --> 00:08:07,207
She has to relive the experience?

159
00:08:08,129 --> 00:08:10,438
Hi, Denise. 6:30, time for
your sponge bath.

160
00:08:11,329 --> 00:08:14,844
Is it 6:30 already? I fell asleep.

161
00:08:15,009 --> 00:08:16,886
So, George...

162
00:08:22,289 --> 00:08:24,166
...what are you doing now?

163
00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:28,481
I hear you got some kind of
television writing thing.

164
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Yeah. Television.

165
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Let me help you off with that.
Here, just slip it over your head.

166
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Well, it's about time.

167
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:40,158
We thought you were gonna
wind up on the street.

168
00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:45,482
So...

169
00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:48,721
...what is it you're doing, exactly?

170
00:08:51,649 --> 00:08:55,039
George, your cousin Shelly
is talking to you!

171
00:08:59,889 --> 00:09:02,403
So when was the last time
you took a class?

172
00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:04,605
- It's been a while.
- Are you psyched?

173
00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:07,359
Yeah. I'm really psyched.

174
00:09:07,529 --> 00:09:09,440
You'll thank me
for getting you in here.

175
00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:11,804
- Why is that?
- See the guy with the dark hair...

176
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,119
...and the red shorts?

177
00:09:15,169 --> 00:09:16,761
Oh, my God.

178
00:09:16,929 --> 00:09:18,999
John F. Kennedy Jr. is here.

179
00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:21,729
- He's gonna be in your class today.
- In my class?

180
00:09:21,889 --> 00:09:23,402
John Kennedy will be in my class?

181
00:09:23,569 --> 00:09:25,639
I can get you a spot
right behind him.

182
00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:28,164
He has got a great butt.

183
00:09:28,329 --> 00:09:32,527
Yeah. Butt, butt.
Great butt. John-John's butt.

184
00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:39,518
- Let's slow it down a little.
- Slow it down?

185
00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:41,805
Well, you know.

186
00:09:41,969 --> 00:09:44,642
Yeah. I know.

187
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You're okay with that, right?

188
00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:49,488
Yeah. Yeah. Of course.

189
00:09:49,649 --> 00:09:53,483
You think I care about the sex? What
kind of person do you think I am?

190
00:09:53,649 --> 00:09:56,288
That doesn't mean anything to me.
I don't care about that.

191
00:09:56,449 --> 00:10:00,044
- I'll see you Saturday night, then?
- Sure. Saturday night.

192
00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:03,167
- All right, then. Good night.
- Good night.

193
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:07,204
Not just a good night.
A great night.

194
00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,688
Good morning.

195
00:10:38,169 --> 00:10:39,682
Yeah, good morning.

196
00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:42,079
Nothing like some good,
solid sack-time.

197
00:10:42,249 --> 00:10:43,682
She's not there.

198
00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:45,328
She's doing her wash.

199
00:10:45,969 --> 00:10:48,119
So did you make it
through the night?

200
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,999
Yes, I'm proud to say I did.

201
00:10:51,769 --> 00:10:53,521
So you're still master
of your domain.

202
00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:55,805
Yes. Yes, I am.

203
00:10:55,969 --> 00:10:58,085
Master of my domain.

204
00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:00,128
But I will tell you this:

205
00:11:00,289 --> 00:11:01,961
I am going over to her apartment...

206
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,359
...and I'm telling her to put
those shades down.

207
00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:05,928
Wait. What did you just say?

208
00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:07,841
I can't take it anymore.

209
00:11:08,009 --> 00:11:09,840
She's driving me crazy.
I can't sleep.

210
00:11:10,049 --> 00:11:12,119
I can't leave the house.
I'm climbing walls.

211
00:11:12,289 --> 00:11:14,120
I'm dating a virgin,
I'm in this contest.

212
00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:16,280
Something's gotta give.

213
00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:21,483
Do you hear what you're saying?
Can you hear it?

214
00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:23,879
This is a beautiful woman
walking around naked...

215
00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:25,641
...and you wanna tell her to stop?

216
00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:28,164
That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard!

217
00:11:28,329 --> 00:11:30,126
It's incomprehensible-
I won't let you.

218
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,757
- I'm doing it. Get out of my way.
- No, no. You can't.

219
00:11:32,929 --> 00:11:35,682
This is something that comes about
once in a lifetime.

220
00:11:35,849 --> 00:11:38,044
When we were boys looking through
our windows...

221
00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:41,246
...we'd think, "Why can't a woman
out there take her clothes off?"

222
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,162
Now that wish has come true,
and you wanna throw it away?

223
00:11:45,249 --> 00:11:47,080
- I'm sorry.
- I'm not gonna let you do it.

224
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,126
- Kramer, get out of my way.
- Don't do it.

225
00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:52,804
For my sake. God knows,
I don't ask you for much.

226
00:11:52,969 --> 00:11:57,167
Please, Jerry. I'm begging you.
Please! Come on! Please!

227
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,126
- All right, all right.
- Yes!

228
00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:06,039
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

229
00:12:07,569 --> 00:12:09,002
She's not there.

230
00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:11,399
Oh, I can wait.

231
00:12:13,969 --> 00:12:17,439
The nurse was giving her
a sponge bath?

232
00:12:17,609 --> 00:12:20,362
Every night at 6:30.

233
00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:22,201
The nurse was gorgeous.

234
00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:24,519
Then I got a look at the patient.

235
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:25,963
I was going nuts.

236
00:12:27,369 --> 00:12:29,439
I guess you'll be going back
to that hospital.

237
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,358
Well, my mother, Jerry.

238
00:12:33,569 --> 00:12:35,366
But are you still
master of your domain?

239
00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:39,122
I am king of the county.

240
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:41,325
- You?
- Lord of the manor.

241
00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:47,840
John F. Kennedy Jr.

242
00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:50,647
What?

243
00:12:50,809 --> 00:12:53,084
He was in my aerobics class.

244
00:12:53,249 --> 00:12:55,126
Really? Did you talk to him?

245
00:12:55,289 --> 00:12:59,680
No, you don't understand.
He was working out in front of me.

246
00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:02,409
After the class was over,
I timed my walk to the door...

247
00:13:02,569 --> 00:13:04,639
...so we'd get there
at the exact same moment.

248
00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:07,960
And he says to me,
"Quite a workout."

249
00:13:08,129 --> 00:13:10,006
"Quite a workout"?

250
00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:12,922
- What did you say?
- I said, "Yeah."

251
00:13:13,649 --> 00:13:14,923
Good one.

252
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,802
Listen, listen. Then I showered,
and I dressed...

253
00:13:17,969 --> 00:13:19,800
...and I saw him again
on the way out.

254
00:13:19,969 --> 00:13:23,598
So we're walking and talking,
and he asked me my name...

255
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,761
...and I think I said Elaine,
but I mean, who the hell knows?

256
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,800
So then he says to me:

257
00:13:29,969 --> 00:13:34,121
"Do you wanna split
a cab uptown?"

258
00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:37,447
And I said, "Sure,"even though
I was going downtown.

259
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:42,763
So we get in the cab, and I mean,
I have no idea where I'm going, right?

260
00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:46,126
But this is John F. Kennedy Jr.
we're talking about.

261
00:13:46,289 --> 00:13:47,802
So he says, "Where do you live?"

262
00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:50,278
I was close to your block,
so I said your building.

263
00:13:50,449 --> 00:13:51,882
He dropped me off in front...

264
00:13:52,049 --> 00:13:56,167
...and then I had to take a cab all
the way back downtown to my house.

265
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,843
Oh, God.

266
00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,886
The question is...

267
00:14:00,369 --> 00:14:02,485
...are you still master
of your domain?

268
00:14:03,769 --> 00:14:05,805
I'm queen of the castle.

269
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,327
You're back.

270
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,047
Of course I'm back.

271
00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:18,722
Why wouldn't I be back?

272
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,847
My mother is in the hospital.
I'm gonna pay her a visit.

273
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:24,239
I know, but two days in a row?

274
00:14:24,409 --> 00:14:25,922
You didn't have to do this.

275
00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:29,798
You're my mother.
What wouldn't I do for you?

276
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,243
You know what you could do?

277
00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:33,639
I haven't eaten lunch or dinner.

278
00:14:33,809 --> 00:14:35,959
I can't eat this hospital food.

279
00:14:36,129 --> 00:14:39,485
Maybe you could run down to the deli
and get me a sandwich.

280
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:41,802
You got it, Ma.

281
00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:43,641
A little later.

282
00:14:46,129 --> 00:14:49,166
Could you go now, Georgie?
I'm very hungry. I'm weak.

283
00:14:49,329 --> 00:14:51,047
Wait a while. What's the difference?

284
00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:54,406
I don't understand why
you can't do this for me!

285
00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:57,447
I just got here, Ma. I'd like to spend
a little time with you.

286
00:14:57,609 --> 00:14:59,600
But if you wait, they won't
let you back in!

287
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,725
Visiting hours are almost over!

288
00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:05,404
Ten minutes. Here.
Have some Tic Tacs.

289
00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:09,324
Get the hell out of here.

290
00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,207
I'm sorry you came.

291
00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:14,248
6:30. Time for your bath.

292
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:23,128
George. I'm hungry.

293
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,487
Hang on, Ma. Hang on.

294
00:15:32,649 --> 00:15:35,004
- Hi.
- Hi.

295
00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:37,319
Did you get your hair done today?

296
00:15:37,489 --> 00:15:40,959
No, I just fixed it a little bit.

297
00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:43,040
You-know-who isn't here.

298
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,325
He was in the early class today,
but I think...

299
00:15:45,489 --> 00:15:47,844
...you made quite an impression
on him yesterday.

300
00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:50,398
What? What? Who? Me?

301
00:15:50,569 --> 00:15:52,366
- What impression?
- Let me put this back.

302
00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:55,248
No, no, now! Tell me now!
What did he say?

303
00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:57,206
- He asked about you.
- He asked about me?

304
00:15:57,369 --> 00:15:59,644
John Kennedy asked about me?
What did he say?

305
00:15:59,809 --> 00:16:01,322
He wanted to know your situation.

306
00:16:01,489 --> 00:16:03,719
- I have a situation?
- I said you were single.

307
00:16:03,889 --> 00:16:06,926
- That was good. That was very good.
- He said you were his type.

308
00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:11,241
Okay. You're trying to hurt me?
You're trying to injure me?

309
00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:15,197
He told me to tell you he'll be in your
neighbourhood tomorrow around 9:00.

310
00:16:15,369 --> 00:16:18,884
He'll stop in front of your building if
you wanna come down and say hello.

311
00:16:23,409 --> 00:16:25,479
All right, Ma.
I'll talk to you later.

312
00:16:25,649 --> 00:16:30,200
Nothing. I'm watching
Tiny Toons here on Nickelodeon.

313
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:33,645
I like kids' shows. They have a very
innocent, wholesome quality.

314
00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:36,198
Okay. All right, talk to you later. Bye.

315
00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:40,160
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
That's very, very good.

316
00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:42,285
It's hot in there, so just walk around.

317
00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:46,124
Yeah. Don't be ashamed.
Don't be ashamed. That's good.

318
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,166
Yes, yes, yes.

319
00:16:52,969 --> 00:16:55,164
The woman across the b/ock
Has nothing on

320
00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:56,842
Nothing on, nothing on

321
00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:59,842
The woman across the b/ock
Has nothing on, nothing on

322
00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:01,283
A/ through the day

323
00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:21,008
All you got is instant coffee?
Why don't you get some real coffee?

324
00:17:21,169 --> 00:17:25,003
I don't keep real coffee here.
I get my coffee on the outside.

325
00:17:26,249 --> 00:17:27,523
Yeah!

326
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:29,998
- It's E/aine.
- Come on up!

327
00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:32,719
- Where did you get those socks?
- I don't know.

328
00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:35,403
- I think those are my socks.
- How are these your socks?

329
00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:37,287
I don't know, but those are my socks.

330
00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:40,964
I had a blue-striped pair just like that,
and now I don't have them anymore.

331
00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:44,678
Yeah, you fell asleep on the sofa,
and I took them off your stinking feet!

332
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:46,680
They looked so good,
I had to have them!

333
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,079
- Well, they're my socks!
- They're my socks!

334
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,605
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
- What are we doing here?

335
00:17:52,769 --> 00:17:55,363
- This is ridiculous.
- You believe this? We're fighting.

336
00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:57,645
I haven't been myself.
I'm snapping at people.

337
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,640
I'm yelling at strangers
on the street.

338
00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:05,601
Hello.

339
00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:13,163
You caved?

340
00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,559
- It's over?
- You're out?

341
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:19,847
Oh, my God.
The queen is dead.

342
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:24,119
I figured you'd cruise,
at least through the spring.

343
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:26,926
- What happened?
- It was...

344
00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:28,843
...John-John.

345
00:18:30,929 --> 00:18:32,806
- John-John.
- John-John.

346
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:34,607
You made it through
the day before.

347
00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:39,559
But he told Joyce that he wants to
meet me outside here at 9:00 tonight.

348
00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:42,118
- Why outside here?
- Because he thinks I live here.

349
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,326
Remember the cab? He dropped me off
out front. He's picking me up.

350
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:47,885
All right, Costanza...

351
00:18:48,049 --> 00:18:49,368
...it's you and me.

352
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,839
And then, there were two.

353
00:18:53,929 --> 00:18:55,840
Elaine Benes...

354
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,603
...Kennedy Jr.

355
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:08,282
Let's go in the bedroom.

356
00:19:08,449 --> 00:19:10,440
- Really?
- Yes.

357
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,406
- You sure?
- Yes.

358
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,402
- You really want to?
- I do. I'm ready.

359
00:19:15,729 --> 00:19:17,003
Okay.

360
00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:20,047
I know how difficult this
must have been for you.

361
00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:22,845
You don't know the half of it.

362
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,402
- What do you mean?
- It's kind of silly, but-

363
00:19:32,809 --> 00:19:34,879
Contest? A contest?

364
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,846
This is what you do
with your friends?

365
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,046
It was just a bet. It actually started
with George and his mother.

366
00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:42,404
I don't wanna hear
another word!

367
00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:45,447
To think how close I came to you
being the one!

368
00:19:45,609 --> 00:19:48,043
I must have been out of my mind.

369
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:02,843
Marla.

370
00:20:03,009 --> 00:20:04,920
Hi.
I'm glad I ran into you.

371
00:20:05,089 --> 00:20:08,286
I don't wanna have anything to do
with you or your perverted friends.

372
00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:13,801
Get away from me.
You're horrible, horrible. All of you.

373
00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:18,607
- What happened?
- I told her about the contest.

374
00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:21,640
Boy. She's a wacko.

375
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,007
- Hey, what happened?
- What?

376
00:20:24,169 --> 00:20:26,080
- You were meeting Kennedy.
- He didn't show.

377
00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:27,682
Yeah, he did.

378
00:20:27,849 --> 00:20:29,601
What? He's out there?

379
00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:32,124
- Oh, my God. I gotta go.
- No, no, he just left.

380
00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:35,443
- What?
- He was talking to Marla.

381
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,883
Marla?

382
00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:39,927
She was, like, crying.
He was consoling her.

383
00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:42,842
She got into his car,
and they just drove away.

384
00:20:44,129 --> 00:20:47,883
- He left with Marla, the virgin?
- Yeah.

385
00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:50,724
- They drove away?
- Yeah, drove away.

386
00:20:50,889 --> 00:20:56,327
- You know, I said hello to him. He's-
- Oh, my God in heaven.

387
00:20:58,569 --> 00:21:00,560
Is that...?

388
00:21:00,729 --> 00:21:02,560
Kramer?

389
00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:09,525
He's waving.

390
00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:29,639
Oh, John...

391
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:32,403
...that was wonderful.

392
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,044
Men wanna see women naked.

393
00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:45,927
Whatever it is you won't show us...

394
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:48,319
...that's what we're obsessed
with seeing.

395
00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:51,640
If women always wore hats in public,
all the time...

396
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:53,800
...you'd see men buying
P/ayhead magazine...

397
00:21:53,969 --> 00:21:56,199
...you know, Sku/s of the Big 10.

398
00:21:56,369 --> 00:21:58,439
This would be what we're
interested in.

399
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,804
What about cultures,
in Nationa/ Geographic...

400
00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:02,920
...where everybody is naked?

401
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:06,399
What are men in these cultures trying
to look at when the women walk by?

402
00:22:06,569 --> 00:22:08,287
How could you have a strip
club there?

403
00:22:08,449 --> 00:22:12,158
Woman takes off the necklace and
the nose ring, that's it, show's over.

404
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:16,565
The men are going, "Boy, did you see
that little indentation in her lip?

405
00:22:16,729 --> 00:22:18,799
I told you, man, this place is hot."

406
00:22:26,489 --> 00:22:28,480
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