1 00:00:03,929 --> 00:00:07,399 I stay up late. I'm "night guy." Night guy wants to stay up late. 2 00:00:07,569 --> 00:00:11,039 "Getting up after five hours' sleep?" "That's morning guy's problem. 3 00:00:11,209 --> 00:00:13,643 That's not my problem. I'm night guy. 4 00:00:13,809 --> 00:00:15,083 I stay up as late as I want." 5 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,082 So you get up in the morning, you're exhausted, groggy. 6 00:00:18,249 --> 00:00:20,046 "Oh, I hate that night guy!" 7 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:23,649 See, night guy always screws morning guy. 8 00:00:23,809 --> 00:00:25,879 There's nothing morning guy can do. 9 00:00:26,049 --> 00:00:28,199 The only thing morning guy can do is oversleep... 10 00:00:28,369 --> 00:00:32,521 ...so that day guy loses his job and night guy has no money to go out. 11 00:00:38,769 --> 00:00:40,600 Do you ever spit on anybody from here? 12 00:00:40,769 --> 00:00:42,202 No. You? 13 00:00:42,369 --> 00:00:44,087 No. 14 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:46,606 - Do you ever think about it? - Yeah. 15 00:00:46,769 --> 00:00:48,361 Me too. 16 00:00:49,889 --> 00:00:52,039 - Hey. - Hey. 17 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,199 - Well, I got it. - You got me the air conditioner? 18 00:00:55,369 --> 00:00:56,848 - What do you think? - Beautiful. 19 00:00:57,009 --> 00:00:58,124 What air conditioner? 20 00:00:58,289 --> 00:01:01,406 My buddy works in an appliance store. He got us 30 percent off. 21 00:01:01,569 --> 00:01:04,800 - Is it a good one? - Good one? It's a Commando 8. 22 00:01:04,969 --> 00:01:07,642 - Commando 8? - Twelve thousand BTUs. 23 00:01:07,809 --> 00:01:10,607 You hate air conditioning. You've never had an air conditioner. 24 00:01:10,769 --> 00:01:15,047 - But Amy likes air conditioning. - Oh, an air conditioner for Amy. 25 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:20,283 Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little hot. 26 00:01:20,449 --> 00:01:23,043 - All right. - Okay. So... 27 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:25,245 - I'm gonna measure the window up. - Yeah. 28 00:01:28,329 --> 00:01:30,763 Yeah. Rock on! 29 00:01:32,769 --> 00:01:34,919 I gotta get out of this city. 30 00:01:35,409 --> 00:01:37,877 So you're tunnelling to the centre of the Earth? 31 00:01:40,369 --> 00:01:41,563 I'm at the health club. 32 00:01:41,729 --> 00:01:45,005 And while I'm in the pool, some guy walks off with my glasses. 33 00:01:45,169 --> 00:01:48,525 Who steals prescription glasses? 34 00:01:50,609 --> 00:01:54,318 - You don't have an old pair? - I broke them playing basketball. 35 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,003 He was running from a bee. 36 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:01,768 Now if I wanna see anything, I gotta wear these. 37 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,848 George, those are prescription goggles? 38 00:02:05,489 --> 00:02:07,400 What is there to see in a health club pool? 39 00:02:07,569 --> 00:02:09,241 There's a lot of change down there. 40 00:02:09,409 --> 00:02:11,525 When I find that guy, this much I vow: 41 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:14,920 Those glasses will be returned to their rightful owner. 42 00:02:15,089 --> 00:02:18,081 We're behind you, Aquaboy. Godspeed. 43 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:21,807 What kind of a sick, demented person wants another person's glasses? 44 00:02:22,049 --> 00:02:24,358 Yeah, especially those frames. 45 00:02:25,169 --> 00:02:28,764 You know what you ought to do? Go see Dwayne at J&T Optical. 46 00:02:28,929 --> 00:02:30,123 He'll give you 30 percent off. 47 00:02:30,289 --> 00:02:31,483 Yeah. Come on. 48 00:02:31,649 --> 00:02:34,527 Hey, he just got me 30 percent off on an air conditioner. 49 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:37,567 - Really? - Retail is for suckers. 50 00:02:39,489 --> 00:02:41,445 - What do I have to do? - Just mention my name. 51 00:02:41,609 --> 00:02:43,565 - That's it? - That's it. 52 00:02:49,489 --> 00:02:51,081 What about these? 53 00:02:51,569 --> 00:02:53,480 They look good. I liked the other one too. 54 00:02:53,649 --> 00:02:55,799 I've liked about five of them. 55 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:59,279 Well, it's a tough decision. I have to wear these every day. 56 00:02:59,449 --> 00:03:01,804 - I'm deciding on a new face. - Come on, George. 57 00:03:01,969 --> 00:03:03,880 Pick a face and go with it. 58 00:03:05,569 --> 00:03:07,958 Now, those look good. They're very bold. 59 00:03:09,129 --> 00:03:11,120 Yes, they are bold. 60 00:03:12,489 --> 00:03:13,968 Jerry, what do you think? 61 00:03:14,129 --> 00:03:17,201 These women would be good-looking if they weren't wearing glasses. 62 00:03:18,769 --> 00:03:19,997 Hi there, little doggy. 63 00:03:20,169 --> 00:03:22,603 - Do you mind if I pet your dog? - It's okay with me. 64 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:24,327 Hi, little doggy. 65 00:03:24,969 --> 00:03:26,368 You can't have that dog in here. 66 00:03:26,529 --> 00:03:30,158 - You okay? Did he bite you? - Can you believe that guy? 67 00:03:30,329 --> 00:03:32,001 I'm okay. It's just a nip. 68 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:34,046 He just walked away. 69 00:03:34,209 --> 00:03:37,645 And once again I'm standing here like a little man. 70 00:03:38,849 --> 00:03:40,726 Well, not this time. 71 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,964 You! Dog man! 72 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:53,680 - My leg looks pretty bad. - I'll take you to the emergency room. 73 00:03:53,849 --> 00:03:56,522 - Okay. - Hey. Any luck? Did you catch him? 74 00:03:57,449 --> 00:03:58,802 No. No. 75 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:01,767 - I'll take Elaine to the hospital. - Good, good. Do that. 76 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:05,567 - What's the matter? - Oh, no. Nothing. 77 00:04:05,729 --> 00:04:07,162 What is it? 78 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:08,838 I can't tell you. 79 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:11,884 - Jerry, can we go? - Yeah, yeah. In a second. 80 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:14,244 - You can't tell me? - I can't tell you. 81 00:04:14,409 --> 00:04:15,728 - Don't ask. - I'm asking. 82 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:19,279 - Jerry, my leg. - Yeah, here. Take care of it. 83 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:21,801 Come on, George. What is it? 84 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,962 I saw Amy making out with your cousin Jeffrey. 85 00:04:26,929 --> 00:04:28,760 - What? - They were right outside. 86 00:04:29,249 --> 00:04:31,809 - Amy and Jeffrey? - Yes. 87 00:04:32,409 --> 00:04:34,286 - Are you sure? - Yes. Positive. 88 00:04:34,449 --> 00:04:37,327 But you can't see. There's no lenses in those frames. 89 00:04:38,609 --> 00:04:41,407 I know. I was squinting. 90 00:04:41,569 --> 00:04:45,801 Jerry, you just catch up with me. You can just follow the trail of blood. 91 00:04:46,729 --> 00:04:49,004 We're gonna have to talk about this later. 92 00:04:50,529 --> 00:04:52,201 Thank you. 93 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:54,607 Taxi! 94 00:04:57,689 --> 00:05:00,044 Excuse me. What do you think of these? 95 00:05:00,449 --> 00:05:03,566 We just got those in. It's a very exciting new frame. 96 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:07,078 Yes, it is exciting. 97 00:05:07,249 --> 00:05:08,682 This is gonna be my new face. 98 00:05:08,849 --> 00:05:11,682 - Do you have a prescription? - Yeah. 99 00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:17,367 Kramer. 100 00:05:21,129 --> 00:05:22,323 What? 101 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:24,197 Kramer. 102 00:05:26,129 --> 00:05:29,485 - What about him? - You do know Kramer. 103 00:05:30,449 --> 00:05:33,964 - Yes. - Well, I'm mentioning his name. 104 00:05:36,449 --> 00:05:38,087 Why? 105 00:05:38,329 --> 00:05:40,285 Because, you know... 106 00:05:40,929 --> 00:05:43,727 No, I don't know. Look, I'm gonna need a deposit on these. 107 00:05:48,769 --> 00:05:50,839 Oh, come on. Cousin Jeffrey? 108 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:53,318 - It's not possible. - Why not? They could've met. 109 00:05:53,489 --> 00:05:55,798 She loves the park. He works for the Parks Department. 110 00:05:57,969 --> 00:05:59,641 Jerry, that is so ridiculous. 111 00:05:59,809 --> 00:06:02,039 George didn't even have his glasses on. 112 00:06:02,209 --> 00:06:03,688 But he was squinting. 113 00:06:05,009 --> 00:06:07,603 So what? Squinting doesn't make that much of a difference. 114 00:06:07,769 --> 00:06:09,919 Are you kidding? I've seen him squint. 115 00:06:10,089 --> 00:06:13,240 He can squint his way down to like 20-30 vision. 116 00:06:14,409 --> 00:06:17,162 Once we drove down from the Catskills and he lost his glasses. 117 00:06:17,329 --> 00:06:21,288 He squinted his way from Wurtsboro down to the Tappan Zee Bridge. 118 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,838 He was spotting raccoons on the road. 119 00:06:26,529 --> 00:06:28,406 - Okay. - Okay? 120 00:06:28,569 --> 00:06:30,525 That's it? I don't need a shot? 121 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:33,283 No shot. Dog bite. 122 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:36,685 No, I know I wasn't shot. 123 00:06:36,849 --> 00:06:38,362 Do I need a shot? 124 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:40,963 Not shot. Dog bite. 125 00:06:41,809 --> 00:06:43,800 Woof-woof. Not bang-bang. 126 00:06:50,729 --> 00:06:53,084 - Look at this. The cable's out. - That's okay. 127 00:06:53,249 --> 00:06:56,480 - We don't have to watch TV. - No, no. No trouble at all. 128 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,083 It's the principle of the thing. 129 00:07:00,409 --> 00:07:03,560 I like them to know that I know what's going on... 130 00:07:03,729 --> 00:07:08,041 ...that they're not getting away with anything. 131 00:07:09,249 --> 00:07:10,887 I'm on hold. 132 00:07:12,169 --> 00:07:13,648 So, what did you do yesterday? 133 00:07:14,089 --> 00:07:16,239 - Yesterday? - Yeah. 134 00:07:16,409 --> 00:07:18,604 You remember yesterday. 135 00:07:18,769 --> 00:07:21,806 Beautiful day. Good day to be out. 136 00:07:22,489 --> 00:07:26,402 - I didn't do anything. - Well, you must've done something. 137 00:07:29,209 --> 00:07:32,360 - No. Nothing really. - Didn't go out of the house? 138 00:07:33,129 --> 00:07:38,362 Didn't take a walk on Columbus Avenue? 139 00:07:38,529 --> 00:07:40,485 - Well, I did go out for a little while. - Well. 140 00:07:40,649 --> 00:07:43,641 Your day's getting more interesting already. 141 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:46,408 Oh, see? 142 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:50,278 Told me they'd be back in a minute, and they lied. 143 00:07:52,489 --> 00:07:55,162 - You can't trust anyone. - No, you can't. 144 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:57,160 Well, let's cut the bull, sister! 145 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:01,087 I know about you swapping spit with somebody on Columbus. 146 00:08:01,249 --> 00:08:03,968 - What are you talking about? - Look, my friend saw you. 147 00:08:04,129 --> 00:08:05,403 Saw me? With who? 148 00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:07,288 You tell me. 149 00:08:08,369 --> 00:08:09,882 There's nothing to tell. 150 00:08:11,529 --> 00:08:13,281 There isn't? 151 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,928 No. 152 00:08:17,929 --> 00:08:19,760 All right. 153 00:08:19,929 --> 00:08:21,487 Wanna get some pizza? 154 00:08:24,369 --> 00:08:26,280 I had a feeling this was too good to be true. 155 00:08:26,449 --> 00:08:28,565 - Why? - There had to be another side to you. 156 00:08:28,729 --> 00:08:32,199 - No, there's no side. - There is a side, an ugly side. 157 00:08:32,369 --> 00:08:34,439 No, no ugly side. 158 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,926 - Look, I think I'm gonna go. - Why? 159 00:08:37,089 --> 00:08:41,002 - It's really hot in here. - So we can still go out on Friday? 160 00:08:41,609 --> 00:08:43,520 Yeah. When are you getting an air conditioner? 161 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,807 It's coming. It's a Commando 8, 12,000 BTUs. 162 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,358 It's gonna be like a meat locker in here. 163 00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:55,607 - I was an idiot for listening to you. - Hey, I saw what I saw. 164 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,488 Everything was going so well. She hadn't seen any flaws in me. 165 00:08:58,649 --> 00:09:00,844 - Now she sees a side. - What side? 166 00:09:01,009 --> 00:09:03,284 - A bad side, an ugly side. - So what? 167 00:09:03,449 --> 00:09:06,566 I wasn't planning on showing that side for another six months. 168 00:09:07,409 --> 00:09:10,321 You made me throw off the whole learning curve. 169 00:09:10,489 --> 00:09:13,083 - Why don't you just ask Jeffrey. - He'd just deny it. 170 00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:16,966 - There must be some way to find out. - Amy said nothing happened. 171 00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:19,643 You're taking her word over mine? I'm your best friend. 172 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,720 But you're blind as a bat. 173 00:09:22,449 --> 00:09:25,646 I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wurtsboro? 174 00:09:26,329 --> 00:09:28,968 I was spotting those raccoons. 175 00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:33,599 They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you. 176 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,325 Hey, look. A dime. 177 00:09:47,409 --> 00:09:49,001 Mercury head. 178 00:09:49,169 --> 00:09:51,763 - You mind? - No, keep it. 179 00:09:58,049 --> 00:09:59,687 What happened? You buzzed five minutes ago. 180 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,999 There was a dog in front, and it spooked me. 181 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,320 - I couldn't come in until he left. - A little white dog? 182 00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,160 - Yeah. - Snowball? 183 00:10:09,969 --> 00:10:11,687 You're afraid of Snowball? 184 00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:13,607 I'm afraid of dogs now. 185 00:10:14,929 --> 00:10:17,124 He's like a squirrel. 186 00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:19,797 Well, he frightened me. 187 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:24,606 - Did you get the shot? - No. He said I didn't need a shot. 188 00:10:24,769 --> 00:10:27,329 You got bit by a strange dog, and you didn't get a shot? 189 00:10:27,489 --> 00:10:29,002 You think I should have? 190 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:31,241 Just go back to the optical store... 191 00:10:31,409 --> 00:10:33,604 ...and ask Dwayne if he knows the dog's owner. 192 00:10:33,769 --> 00:10:35,327 Good idea. I'm gonna do that. 193 00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:40,842 The AC's on its way. 194 00:10:41,009 --> 00:10:43,398 Pardon me. I went to see your friend Dwayne. 195 00:10:43,569 --> 00:10:44,922 There was no discount. 196 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:46,727 - What? - That's right. No discount. 197 00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:49,357 - Did you mention my name? - Yes, I mentioned your name. 198 00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:51,087 - And? - Bupkis. 199 00:10:53,089 --> 00:10:55,239 I don't believe this. That guy owes me big time. 200 00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,320 I got him off sugar! 201 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:59,400 I'm gonna go down there with you right now. 202 00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:01,764 All right, let me just grab an apple. 203 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:06,002 - Kramer, Elaine's afraid of Snowball. - Little Snowball? 204 00:11:06,169 --> 00:11:07,921 He runs on batteries. 205 00:11:09,409 --> 00:11:10,762 You know, George... 206 00:11:10,929 --> 00:11:12,362 ...that's an onion. 207 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:21,486 Yes, it is. 208 00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:27,888 He couldn't tell an apple from an onion... 209 00:11:28,049 --> 00:11:30,279 ...and he's your eyewitness. 210 00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:33,403 I saw them making out. You can believe it. 211 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,208 I don't know what to believe. Eating onions, spotting dimes. 212 00:11:36,369 --> 00:11:38,678 I don't know what the hell is going on! 213 00:11:40,849 --> 00:11:44,125 Look, all you gotta do is get Amy and Jeffrey together somewhere. 214 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,200 - That's it. - Hey, wait a second. 215 00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:49,645 I'm going over to Jeffrey's tomorrow to pick up these Paul Simon tickets. 216 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:52,846 I'm gonna surprise Amy. All I gotta do is bring her with me. 217 00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:56,126 Then when Jeffrey opens the door, it's Howdy Doody time. 218 00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:58,598 Right this way, Mr. Doody. 219 00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,879 You'll see. I'm right. 220 00:12:08,649 --> 00:12:10,560 - Hey, Dwayney. - Hello, Kramer. 221 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,448 - What is going on here? - What are you talking about? 222 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,839 I'm talking about the 30 percent discount. 223 00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:17,237 Excuse me. 224 00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:20,321 - A man came in here- - Don't interrupt, they're discounting. 225 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,286 Who said anything about a discount? 226 00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:25,527 Oh, how quickly we forget. 227 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:27,520 - You owe me, buddy. - For what? 228 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,280 - Remember this? - What are you doing? 229 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,360 You were eating four of those for breakfast... 230 00:12:32,529 --> 00:12:35,680 ...and chasing it with a Ring Ding and two Butterfingers on the train. 231 00:12:35,849 --> 00:12:37,567 - Sound familiar? - Put that away. 232 00:12:37,729 --> 00:12:39,720 Remember when I found you at Dinky Doughnuts? 233 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:43,882 You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! 234 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,926 They wouldn't serve you anymore. 235 00:12:47,089 --> 00:12:49,523 You wouldn't have teeth if it wasn't for me taking you... 236 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,681 ...to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat. 237 00:12:52,849 --> 00:12:56,285 But so much for gratitude. Yeah! Yeah! 238 00:12:56,449 --> 00:12:58,167 All right! All right! 239 00:12:59,569 --> 00:13:02,163 I'll give him the discount. Just put that thing away! 240 00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:04,043 But this squares us. 241 00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:06,721 - Could I just have the name-? - Out! 242 00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:08,686 We'll see you, Dwayne. 243 00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:15,889 I don't know what to tell you, Elton. 244 00:13:17,449 --> 00:13:21,158 Listen to this. This is not good. Listen to these symptoms for rabies: 245 00:13:21,329 --> 00:13:23,524 Anxiety. Irritability. 246 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,486 I've got those. I'm irritable. 247 00:13:27,089 --> 00:13:29,080 - Who picked these out? - I did. 248 00:13:29,249 --> 00:13:30,967 They're ladies' glasses. 249 00:13:31,129 --> 00:13:34,599 All you need is a chain so you can wear them while playing canasta. 250 00:13:37,489 --> 00:13:39,480 Elaine was supposed to help me. 251 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:41,719 Hey, I got bit by a dog! 252 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,119 I had to go to the hospital! I was bleeding to death! 253 00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:46,723 I can't solve every problem you have! 254 00:13:46,889 --> 00:13:48,117 Hey, hey. 255 00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,643 I'm sorry. Sorry. 256 00:13:55,409 --> 00:13:57,639 Commando 8 has arrived! 257 00:13:57,809 --> 00:14:00,369 - I'll get the window. - Twelve thousand BTUs... 258 00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:03,089 ...of raw cooling power. 259 00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:06,447 Yeah. 260 00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:09,166 Installed. 261 00:14:15,449 --> 00:14:17,326 That's it? You don't have to screw it in? 262 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:20,447 No. Just plug it in, and the Commando 8 does the rest. 263 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,281 - I'll seal it up later. - Yeah. 264 00:14:22,449 --> 00:14:25,441 - Just in time for Amy. - When are you gonna execute that? 265 00:14:25,609 --> 00:14:28,043 Oh, God. I've got such a headache. 266 00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:30,518 Oh, that's another symptom. 267 00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:32,680 - Of what? - Rabies. 268 00:14:32,849 --> 00:14:34,521 That's fatal. You don't want that. 269 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,927 I know I don't want it. 270 00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:39,125 I don't need you to tell me what I don't want... 271 00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:40,517 ...you stupid hipster doofus! 272 00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,681 Hey, hey, what is this? 273 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,123 What's going on here? 274 00:14:45,289 --> 00:14:46,768 I'm sorry, Kramer. I'm sorry. 275 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,362 No, it's all right. 276 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,440 I had a friend who had rabies once. 277 00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:54,119 May I have one of those, madam? 278 00:15:02,049 --> 00:15:03,880 Madam? What are you calling me madam for? 279 00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:06,119 They're ladies' glasses. 280 00:15:06,769 --> 00:15:08,282 Look, see? It's right here. 281 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,519 "Gloria Vanderbilt Collection." 282 00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:14,758 He sold me ladies' glasses! 283 00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:16,521 I... 284 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:19,920 I think I'm- I'm having trouble swallowing. 285 00:15:22,609 --> 00:15:24,440 I- I can't swallow. 286 00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:28,363 She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano. 287 00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:32,847 Look at that, she's delirious. She's foaming at the mouth! 288 00:15:37,529 --> 00:15:40,168 - Is this gonna hurt? - Yes, very much. 289 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,803 - What if Jeffrey's not home? - He'll be home. 290 00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:50,244 Friday night, the big night on the Nature Channel. 291 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:51,603 Let me tell you something. 292 00:15:51,769 --> 00:15:53,680 There is no way cousin Jeffrey's dating Amy. 293 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:56,363 - He looks like a horse. - He does look like a horse. 294 00:15:56,529 --> 00:15:59,646 Yeah, he's got a real horse face. 295 00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:02,603 Hey, look at this. 296 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:04,646 It's the guy with the dog. 297 00:16:04,809 --> 00:16:06,925 Hey! Hey, you, down there! 298 00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:08,283 Remember me?! 299 00:16:08,449 --> 00:16:11,202 I had to get shots because of your stupid dog! 300 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:13,041 Who are you calling stupid? 301 00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:16,007 - Hey, should we spit on him? - No, no. Come on. Let's go down. 302 00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:21,728 The air conditioner! 303 00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:34,966 I think it got the dog! 304 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,407 Oh, boy. 305 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,848 Excuse me. I'm new here. 306 00:16:47,009 --> 00:16:49,318 Would you mind walking me back to my locker? 307 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,162 Sure, why not. 308 00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:54,287 There you go. 309 00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:57,681 - Hey, that's the guy. - What guy? 310 00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,328 The guy that stole my glasses. 311 00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,764 This time I got him! 312 00:17:02,929 --> 00:17:05,966 - Could you pick it up a little? - Where the hell are we going? 313 00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:07,881 He's getting on a bus. Damn. 314 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:10,763 Those are nice glasses. 315 00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:13,318 I don't like them. They pinch my nose. 316 00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:16,486 Is that right? 317 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:20,964 My friend and I would like to exchange frames. 318 00:17:21,129 --> 00:17:23,518 Could you put his lenses in my frames and mine in his? 319 00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:25,322 Yeah, we can do that. 320 00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:27,400 Excuse me one second. 321 00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:29,082 And I'd like a discount. 322 00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:31,083 Why should I? 323 00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:33,479 You're lucky I'm not asking for a whole refund. 324 00:17:33,649 --> 00:17:35,401 You gave me ladies' frames. 325 00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:37,127 What's that about ladies' frames? 326 00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:43,602 Say, I'm trying to track down that lady that was in here the other day. 327 00:17:43,769 --> 00:17:45,646 Well, she's trying to track you down. 328 00:17:45,809 --> 00:17:47,765 Well, I would love to talk with her. 329 00:17:47,929 --> 00:17:50,727 - She lives on 81 st Street, right? - That's Jerry. 330 00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:52,038 Really? 331 00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:54,439 You wouldn't happen to know what apartment he's in? 332 00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:55,803 Yeah, 5A. 333 00:17:56,769 --> 00:17:57,963 Thanks a lot. 334 00:18:00,129 --> 00:18:02,927 - What are we doing here? - Oh, you'll find out. 335 00:18:03,089 --> 00:18:05,159 I don't know. You're acting very mysteriously. 336 00:18:05,329 --> 00:18:07,797 Well, I'm very mysterious by nature. 337 00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:11,880 - A lot of women find that attractive. - I find it annoying. 338 00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:17,886 Hello! 339 00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:21,806 - Uncle Leo. - Come on in. 340 00:18:22,529 --> 00:18:24,326 - This is Amy. - Hello, Amy. 341 00:18:24,489 --> 00:18:27,242 - What are you doing here? - Jeffrey went out tonight. 342 00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:29,481 Very convenient. 343 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,403 I'm supposed to tape this nature show for him. 344 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,924 He loves nature, botany, zoology. 345 00:18:35,089 --> 00:18:38,604 You know, his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him. 346 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,885 - They became friends. - Really? 347 00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:42,926 That's pretty rare! 348 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,568 I mean, actual friends! 349 00:18:44,729 --> 00:18:46,447 Like equals. 350 00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:48,565 They have dinner together, discussions. 351 00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:52,165 Uncle Leo, did he leave any tickets here for me? 352 00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:53,682 Oh, yeah. I'll get them. 353 00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:55,362 Thank you. 354 00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:59,078 - What tickets? - The Paul Simon "Concert in the Park." 355 00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:02,321 - We're going to the concert? - That's right, lady. 356 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,128 - What a great surprise! - I thought you'd like that. 357 00:19:05,889 --> 00:19:08,403 So that's why you've been acting so mysteriously. 358 00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:11,800 Now you know. That and that alone is the reason. 359 00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:15,443 You know Jeffrey's favourite animal? 360 00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:17,600 The leopard. 361 00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:22,288 - Why is that? - He likes the spots. 362 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,727 - Oh, here's the tickets. - Thank you. 363 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:28,160 Oh, he asked me to give you a message. 364 00:19:28,329 --> 00:19:29,808 He said that... 365 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,644 ...he's very sorry, and he hopes you'll forgive him. 366 00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:38,277 So it's true! You were making out with him. 367 00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:40,838 What are you talking about? I don't know Jeffrey. 368 00:19:41,329 --> 00:19:43,240 So this is why you brought me up here. 369 00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:45,877 Very convincing, but it's not gonna work this time. 370 00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:48,005 What are you talking about? 371 00:19:48,169 --> 00:19:52,799 All he meant was that he was sorry that the seats aren't very good. 372 00:19:59,729 --> 00:20:01,640 Wanna get some pizza? 373 00:20:09,489 --> 00:20:14,517 - Boy, these really do pinch the nose. - Tough luck. A deal's a deal. 374 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,317 Oh, my God. It is them. 375 00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:40,799 I still don't know how you spotted that dime. I think you planted it. 376 00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:43,564 Plus, I gotta pay that vet bill for the stupid dog. 377 00:20:43,729 --> 00:20:45,765 I don't know how that guy got my name. 378 00:20:47,529 --> 00:20:49,121 Yeah. 379 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,958 Boy, these really do pinch. 380 00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:56,917 If I ever find the son of a bitch that stole my glasses... 381 00:21:07,609 --> 00:21:11,568 When did glasses go from being this carefully crafted apparatus... 382 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,560 ...to just this mall impulse item? 383 00:21:13,729 --> 00:21:17,085 "Honey, I'm going out for yogurt and trifocals. Need anything?" 384 00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:19,002 "Glasses in a about an hour." 385 00:21:19,169 --> 00:21:23,845 "How much?""Seventy-five bucks." "Well, here's 72. It's about 75." 386 00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:26,762 What, you're trying to coordinate with the one-hour photo place? 387 00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:31,002 "Hurry up! Give me the glasses. My pictures are coming. I need to see!" 388 00:21:31,849 --> 00:21:34,317 Then they have those Woolworth glasses. 389 00:21:34,489 --> 00:21:36,639 They're there. They're there now. 390 00:21:36,849 --> 00:21:39,044 No exam. You don't have any idea what's wrong. 391 00:21:39,209 --> 00:21:41,803 And the glasses are made up. They're ready and waiting. 392 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,529 "Thank you." You just walk into a wall. 393 00:21:53,409 --> 00:21:55,400 Subtitles by SDl Media Group