1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,071 Professional tennis- 2 00:00:04,402 --> 00:00:06,962 I don't understand the shushing. Why are they always shushing? 3 00:00:07,122 --> 00:00:09,636 Don't the players know that we're there? 4 00:00:10,482 --> 00:00:14,157 Should we duck behind the seats so they don't see us watching them? 5 00:00:14,322 --> 00:00:16,278 To me, tennis is basically just Ping-Pong... 6 00:00:16,442 --> 00:00:19,115 ...and the players are standing on the table. 7 00:00:19,282 --> 00:00:21,113 That's all it is. 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,715 And that goofy scoring. 9 00:00:22,882 --> 00:00:25,874 You win one point, all of a sudden you're up by 15. 10 00:00:26,882 --> 00:00:30,636 Two points, 30-love. 30-love. 11 00:00:30,802 --> 00:00:33,680 Sounds like an English call girl. "That'll be 30, love. 12 00:00:34,722 --> 00:00:38,078 And could you be a little quieter next time, please?" 13 00:00:44,202 --> 00:00:46,955 Are these seats unbelievable, or what? 14 00:00:47,122 --> 00:00:50,159 - Hey, where's the sunblock? - Here. 15 00:00:50,882 --> 00:00:53,112 Twenty-five? You don't have anything higher? 16 00:00:53,282 --> 00:00:57,116 - What, are you on Mercury? - I need higher. 17 00:00:57,282 --> 00:00:59,842 This has PABA in it. I need PABA-free. 18 00:01:00,682 --> 00:01:03,480 - You got a problem with PABA? - I have a problem with PABA. 19 00:01:03,642 --> 00:01:07,157 - You don't even know what PABA is. - I know enough to stay away from it. 20 00:01:10,082 --> 00:01:11,071 Thirty-love. 21 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:14,632 - So you going to Todd's party? - If somebody else drives. You going? 22 00:01:14,802 --> 00:01:17,600 - Gwen really wants to go. - You're bringing a date to a party? 23 00:01:17,922 --> 00:01:19,150 No good? 24 00:01:19,322 --> 00:01:22,234 A party's a bad date situation. It doesn't matter who you're with. 25 00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:23,994 You could be with J. Edgar Hoover. 26 00:01:24,162 --> 00:01:27,677 You don't wanna sit and talk with Hoover all night. You want to circulate. 27 00:01:29,402 --> 00:01:32,041 Why'd you pick Hoover? Is he that interesting to talk to? 28 00:01:32,202 --> 00:01:34,921 Well, with the law enforcement and the cross-dressing... 29 00:01:35,082 --> 00:01:37,118 ...seems like an interesting guy. 30 00:01:37,282 --> 00:01:38,510 Yeah, I guess. 31 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,593 What can I do? I gotta take her with me. 32 00:01:40,762 --> 00:01:42,992 Todd introduced us. I'm obligated. 33 00:01:43,162 --> 00:01:45,881 That woman is absolutely stunning. 34 00:01:46,202 --> 00:01:49,035 - Who, the Croat? - No, not the Croat. The lineswoman. 35 00:01:49,202 --> 00:01:51,921 That is the most beautiful lineswoman I've ever seen. 36 00:01:52,082 --> 00:01:53,913 Yeah, she's a BL. 37 00:01:54,082 --> 00:01:57,677 - BL? - Beautiful lineswoman. 38 00:01:59,362 --> 00:02:02,195 I'm gonna go to the concession stand to get some real sunblock. 39 00:02:02,362 --> 00:02:04,717 You want anything? Jerry? 40 00:02:05,282 --> 00:02:06,510 Jerry? 41 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:12,034 You know, I just heard the Lexington line is out. 42 00:02:12,202 --> 00:02:14,955 You are kidding me. How am I supposed to get to this meeting? 43 00:02:15,122 --> 00:02:16,919 Take a car service. We have an account. 44 00:02:17,082 --> 00:02:18,834 No, forget it. I hate those. 45 00:02:19,002 --> 00:02:22,312 Every time I've taken one, the driver will not stop talking to me. 46 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:25,633 No matter how disinterested I seem, he just keeps yakking away. 47 00:02:28,002 --> 00:02:30,357 Why does everything have to have a social component? 48 00:02:30,522 --> 00:02:33,594 See, the stagecoach. Now, that would've been a good situation for me. 49 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:36,401 I'm in the coach, and the driver's way up there on the stage. 50 00:02:36,562 --> 00:02:39,952 You're not gonna get a cab now, 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. 51 00:02:40,122 --> 00:02:41,874 Bring a magazine. Keep your head down. 52 00:02:42,042 --> 00:02:43,475 Yeah, I guess that could work. 53 00:02:59,522 --> 00:03:03,037 And that is it. Match to Ms. Natalia Baudone. 54 00:03:03,802 --> 00:03:05,758 Coming up next, men's singles. 55 00:03:05,922 --> 00:03:10,040 But for now, let's stop and look at our beautiful tennis-centre backdrop. 56 00:03:10,402 --> 00:03:11,994 Hey! 57 00:03:12,482 --> 00:03:13,881 There's George. 58 00:03:14,042 --> 00:03:16,761 Holy cow. It's a scorcher. 59 00:03:18,122 --> 00:03:20,352 Boy, I bet you that guy could cover a lot of court. 60 00:03:20,522 --> 00:03:24,151 Hey, buddy, they got a new invention. It's caled a napkin. 61 00:03:24,322 --> 00:03:27,519 Wel, we'l tak e a station break and continue with more action. 62 00:03:29,762 --> 00:03:32,481 Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, huh? 63 00:03:34,322 --> 00:03:37,632 Pendant Publishing, that's books, right? 64 00:03:38,162 --> 00:03:39,720 Miss? 65 00:03:39,882 --> 00:03:42,157 - Pardon me? - Books. That's what you do? 66 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,960 Yeah. 67 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:48,681 Yeah, I don't read much myself. Well, you know, besides the paper. 68 00:03:48,842 --> 00:03:51,675 Yeah, a lot of people read to relax. Not me. 69 00:03:51,842 --> 00:03:53,594 You know what I do? 70 00:03:53,762 --> 00:03:58,153 You know, I'm having a lot of trouble hearing you back here, so... 71 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:01,280 I said, you know what I do when I want to relax? 72 00:04:02,162 --> 00:04:03,436 The jumble. 73 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:06,552 Hey, do you make a book of jumbles? 74 00:04:06,722 --> 00:04:10,078 I'm gonna have to be honest with you. 75 00:04:10,242 --> 00:04:12,119 I'm going deaf. 76 00:04:12,282 --> 00:04:14,318 - Going deaf? - What? 77 00:04:15,202 --> 00:04:17,352 Oh, I... I'm sorry. 78 00:04:17,522 --> 00:04:20,480 It can be very frustrating. 79 00:04:20,642 --> 00:04:23,031 Hey, what about a hearing aid? 80 00:04:23,202 --> 00:04:27,195 Am I fearing AIDS? Oh, yeah, sure. Who isn't? 81 00:04:27,362 --> 00:04:29,592 But, you know, you gotta live your life. 82 00:04:29,762 --> 00:04:32,435 No, no, no. I said- 83 00:04:32,602 --> 00:04:33,921 Forget it. 84 00:04:42,242 --> 00:04:44,039 I can't take my eyes off this lineswoman. 85 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:46,158 The woman is absolutely mesmerizing. 86 00:04:46,322 --> 00:04:49,553 - Boy, you are really smitten. - I gotta talk to her. 87 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:51,394 - What do you think? - Cold? 88 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,917 How you gonna do that? You're not one of those guys. 89 00:04:54,082 --> 00:04:58,234 I'll psych myself into it like those people that walk across the hot coals. 90 00:04:58,402 --> 00:05:01,917 But they're not mocked and humiliated when they get to the other side. 91 00:05:02,082 --> 00:05:04,073 I have to. I won't be able to live with myself. 92 00:05:04,242 --> 00:05:06,119 Wait. Jerry, there's a bigger issue here. 93 00:05:06,282 --> 00:05:08,796 If you go through that wall and become one of those guys... 94 00:05:08,962 --> 00:05:11,032 ...I'll be left here on this side. 95 00:05:11,842 --> 00:05:14,561 - Take me with you. - I can't. 96 00:05:16,322 --> 00:05:18,358 What are you gonna say? 97 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:20,877 I don't know."Hi." 98 00:05:21,682 --> 00:05:25,197 You think you're going to the other side with "hi"? 99 00:05:25,362 --> 00:05:27,273 You're not gonna make it. 100 00:05:29,322 --> 00:05:32,997 - Base to 92, come in. - Yeah, this is 92. 101 00:05:33,162 --> 00:05:35,915 Yeah, after this, go back to the city for a 6:00 pickup. 102 00:05:36,082 --> 00:05:37,117 Rightio. 103 00:05:37,282 --> 00:05:40,240 749 Bleek er. The party's Hanks. Tom Hanks. 104 00:05:40,642 --> 00:05:41,995 Tom Hanks? 105 00:05:42,162 --> 00:05:45,837 After me, you're picking up Tom Hanks? I love him. 106 00:05:46,362 --> 00:05:49,877 So I guess your hearing goes in and out, huh? 107 00:05:50,762 --> 00:05:53,595 - Yeah. Yes, it- - Yeah, you know what I think? 108 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:55,639 I think you made that whole thing up. 109 00:05:55,802 --> 00:05:58,794 - No, no. I- - Yeah, yeah. I know your type. 110 00:05:58,962 --> 00:06:01,840 You're too good to make conversation with someone like me. 111 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:05,312 Oh, God forbid you could discuss the jumbles. 112 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:08,196 But to go so far as to pretend you're almost deaf? 113 00:06:08,362 --> 00:06:11,115 I mean, that is truly disgusting, miss. 114 00:06:11,282 --> 00:06:12,715 And Mr. Tom Hanks- 115 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:17,314 May I say he, too, would be disgusted by your behaviour. 116 00:06:20,362 --> 00:06:22,239 Excuse me. 117 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:23,910 Excuse me. 118 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:26,475 Oh, that's nice. 119 00:06:26,642 --> 00:06:29,600 That's right, ignore me. That's real polite. 120 00:06:29,762 --> 00:06:33,038 Yeah, nobody's even talking to you. Oh, you're a big lineswoman. 121 00:06:33,202 --> 00:06:36,717 Oh, like that's some kind of a cool job. I know your type. 122 00:06:36,882 --> 00:06:39,521 Think you're too good for everyone. But it's women like you- 123 00:06:39,682 --> 00:06:42,071 Oh, well- What, are you deaf? 124 00:06:42,682 --> 00:06:44,877 Bingo. 125 00:06:48,562 --> 00:06:52,316 - And you're saying she's deaf? - I'm not saying she's deaf. She's deaf. 126 00:06:52,482 --> 00:06:54,313 - Can't hear a thing. - Can't hear a thing. 127 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,791 - You're gonna go out with her? - Isn't that something? 128 00:06:56,962 --> 00:06:57,997 - Hey. - Hi. 129 00:06:58,162 --> 00:07:00,153 - Yeah, you know, I know how to sign. - Really? 130 00:07:00,322 --> 00:07:03,473 When I was 8, I had a deaf cousin who lived with us for about a year. 131 00:07:03,642 --> 00:07:07,635 Of course, you know, I haven't been able to do it in a while. 132 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:08,791 What is this about? 133 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,357 I met this deaf lineswoman at the tennis match. 134 00:07:11,522 --> 00:07:14,639 You are kidding. That is amazing. 135 00:07:15,162 --> 00:07:16,800 I just took a car service from work. 136 00:07:16,962 --> 00:07:19,920 To get the driver not to talk to me, I pretended I was going deaf. 137 00:07:20,322 --> 00:07:23,155 - Good plan. - It didn't work. He caught me hearing. 138 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,677 All right. It's terrible, but I'm not terrible. 139 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:27,991 - No. - No. 140 00:07:28,162 --> 00:07:31,677 No. When I shoo squirrels away, I always say, "Get out of here." 141 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:34,754 I never, ever throw things at them and try to injure them... 142 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,560 - ... like other people. - That's nice. 143 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:39,839 Yeah. And when I see freaks in the street, I never, ever stare at them. 144 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,594 And yet I'm careful not to look away. 145 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:45,198 See, because I wanna make the freaks feel comfortable. 146 00:07:46,682 --> 00:07:48,354 - That's nice for the freaks. - Yeah. 147 00:07:48,522 --> 00:07:50,513 I don't pouf my hair when I go to the movies... 148 00:07:50,682 --> 00:07:52,001 ...so people behind me can see. 149 00:07:52,162 --> 00:07:55,359 I gotta make it up to this guy. I won't be able to live with myself. 150 00:07:55,522 --> 00:07:57,877 - What can I do? - Why don't you get him some tickets. 151 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,237 - Your friend works at a ticket agency. - Yeah. Pete. 152 00:08:00,402 --> 00:08:02,313 - He can get you tickets to something. - Really? 153 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,154 Like a rock concert. Whatever you like. 154 00:08:04,322 --> 00:08:07,359 - Oh, great. Thanks, Kramer. - Yeah. You got it. 155 00:08:07,522 --> 00:08:10,514 Hey, Jerry, do me a favour. Next time you see that lineswoman... 156 00:08:10,682 --> 00:08:13,037 ...ask her how those ball boys get those jobs. 157 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,874 I would love to be able to do that. 158 00:08:15,042 --> 00:08:18,637 I think perhaps you've overlooked one of the key aspects of this activity. 159 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:24,001 It's ball boys, not ball men. There are no ball men. 160 00:08:25,082 --> 00:08:27,198 I think he's right. I've never seen a ball man. 161 00:08:27,362 --> 00:08:30,638 - Well, there ought to be ball men. - All right, I'll talk to her. 162 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:35,034 You wanna be a ball man, go ahead. Break the ball barrier. Hey! 163 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:39,357 A friend of mine from work said she saw George at the tennis match... 164 00:08:39,522 --> 00:08:41,911 - ... on TV yesterday. - Yeah. Yeah, me too. 165 00:08:42,082 --> 00:08:44,880 He was at the snack bar eating a hot fudge sundae. 166 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,351 He had it all over his face. 167 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:49,752 He's wearing that chocolate on his face like a beard. 168 00:08:49,922 --> 00:08:53,073 And they got in there really nice and tight, and he's: 169 00:08:56,962 --> 00:08:58,998 - I'm sorry, George. - But... 170 00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:02,879 ...I don't understand. Things were going so great. 171 00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:05,278 What happened? Something must've happened. 172 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,798 It's not you. It's me. 173 00:09:08,642 --> 00:09:12,635 You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me"routine? 174 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:17,273 I invented "it's not you, it's me." Nobody tells me it's them, not me. 175 00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:20,002 - If it's anybody, it's me. - All right. 176 00:09:20,162 --> 00:09:23,632 - George, it's you. - You are damn right it's me. 177 00:09:23,962 --> 00:09:26,476 - I was just trying to- - I know what you were trying to do. 178 00:09:26,642 --> 00:09:29,839 - Nobody does it better than me. - I'm sure you do it very well. 179 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:34,473 Yes, well, unfortunately, you'll never get the chance to find out. 180 00:09:37,282 --> 00:09:40,957 - But I thought things were going great. - Yeah, so did I. 181 00:09:41,402 --> 00:09:43,154 - Did she say why? - No. 182 00:09:43,922 --> 00:09:47,358 She tried to give me the "it's not you, it's me"routine. 183 00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:50,754 - But that's your routine. - Yeah. 184 00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:54,390 Well, apparently word's out. 185 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,834 Hey. Hey, Georgie, I saw you on TV yesterday. 186 00:10:00,162 --> 00:10:01,436 Really? At the tennis match? 187 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,162 Yeah. You were at the snack bar eating the hot fudge sundae. 188 00:10:04,322 --> 00:10:06,711 Get out of here. I didn't see any cameras there. 189 00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:09,271 Oh, the camera was... there. 190 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,479 And the announcers, they made a couple of cracks about you. 191 00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:16,074 Cracks? 192 00:10:16,402 --> 00:10:18,040 What were they saying? 193 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,999 That you had ice cream all over your face. 194 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,312 They were talking about how funny you looked. 195 00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:26,077 Oh, my God. Maybe Gwen saw it. Maybe that's what did it. 196 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:28,517 Well, I'll tell you, it wasn't a pretty sight. 197 00:10:30,042 --> 00:10:32,476 She must've seen me eating it on TV. 198 00:10:32,642 --> 00:10:34,872 She sees you with hot fudge on your face and ends it? 199 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:39,001 - You think she'd be that superficial? - Why not? I would be. 200 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,710 Hello? Oh, hi, Dad. 201 00:10:44,882 --> 00:10:46,440 You saw him? 202 00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:50,636 Really, with the ice cream? All right, I'll talk to you later. Bye. 203 00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:52,315 - Your parents saw me on TV? - Yeah. 204 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,552 This is a nightmare. Kramer, how long was I on? 205 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,599 It felt like eight seconds. 206 00:10:56,762 --> 00:10:59,401 One-1000. Two-1000. Three-1000- 207 00:10:59,562 --> 00:11:03,271 I heard you really inhaled that thing. Did anyone tape it? 208 00:11:04,322 --> 00:11:05,835 Can we move on? 209 00:11:06,602 --> 00:11:08,399 - What? - He thinks Gwen broke up with him... 210 00:11:08,562 --> 00:11:10,996 ...because she saw him eating the ice cream on TV. 211 00:11:11,162 --> 00:11:13,676 Come on. If she's that superficial, you don't want her. 212 00:11:13,842 --> 00:11:15,912 Yes, I do. 213 00:11:18,562 --> 00:11:20,712 I guess you're not going to Todd's party on Friday. 214 00:11:20,882 --> 00:11:22,713 Well, I can't now. Gwen's gonna be there. 215 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,634 She should be the one that shouldn't go. 216 00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:28,158 If a couple breaks up with plans to go to a neutral place, who withdraws? 217 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:30,597 - What's the etiquette? - Excellent question. 218 00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,354 I mean, I think she should withdraw. 219 00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:36,674 She's the breaker. He's the breakee. He needs to get on with his life. 220 00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:38,241 - I beg to differ. - Really? 221 00:11:38,562 --> 00:11:40,314 He's the loser. 222 00:11:43,882 --> 00:11:49,115 She's the victor. To the victor belong the spoils. 223 00:11:49,282 --> 00:11:51,591 Well, I don't care. I don't want to go anyway. 224 00:11:51,762 --> 00:11:53,673 I don't wanna fight that traffic on Friday. 225 00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:55,400 We can take my office's car service. 226 00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:57,200 - Really? - Yeah. They don't know. 227 00:11:57,362 --> 00:11:58,954 - All right. I'll see you later. - Okay. 228 00:11:59,122 --> 00:12:01,761 - Hey, Georgie, you coming? - Yeah. 229 00:12:02,082 --> 00:12:04,915 "To the victor go the spoils." 230 00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:08,876 What are you doing tonight? 231 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:12,239 I got a date with Laura, the lineswoman. 232 00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:14,834 Why? 233 00:12:16,882 --> 00:12:20,921 - What are you doing? - I was just gonna wander the streets. 234 00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:24,472 I don't want to tag along with you or anything. 235 00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:28,560 You wanted to come with us? 236 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,034 Jerry, please. 237 00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:33,158 It's very nice, but... 238 00:12:33,322 --> 00:12:35,358 Where would we be going? 239 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:43,280 So I've got ice cream all over my face. There were no napkins there. 240 00:12:43,442 --> 00:12:46,354 Whoever is responsible for stocking that concession stand... 241 00:12:46,522 --> 00:12:48,001 ...cost me a relationship. 242 00:12:48,682 --> 00:12:51,196 - They never have napkins there. - Let's get the check. 243 00:12:53,242 --> 00:12:57,030 Is this considered signing? Do you do this when you ask for the check? 244 00:12:57,202 --> 00:13:00,399 Really? I know a sign. That's my first sign. 245 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,039 That couple is breaking up. 246 00:13:07,562 --> 00:13:09,280 They're breaking up? 247 00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:11,592 - How do you know? - She reads lips. 248 00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:14,394 What are they saying now? 249 00:13:15,522 --> 00:13:18,559 "It's not you. It's me." 250 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:25,755 Oh, my God. 251 00:13:25,922 --> 00:13:28,152 I just had a great idea. 252 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:32,436 She could come to the party tomorrow and read Gwen's lips for me. 253 00:13:34,002 --> 00:13:35,754 What? 254 00:13:36,602 --> 00:13:38,638 We bring her to the party... 255 00:13:38,842 --> 00:13:42,118 ...and she tells me what Gwen is saying about me. 256 00:13:43,642 --> 00:13:45,473 She's not a novelty act, George... 257 00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:49,112 ...that you hire out for weddings and bar mitzvahs. 258 00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:52,797 Look, it's a skill, just like juggling. 259 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,681 She probably enjoys showing it off. 260 00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:01,594 I don't know, George. I'm not sure about this. 261 00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:04,996 Would you ask her? Just ask her. 262 00:14:06,402 --> 00:14:09,474 - If she says no, case closed. - All right. 263 00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:16,873 - Laura, George was wondering if- - Sure. I'll do it. 264 00:14:19,722 --> 00:14:22,316 - So I really had a good time. - Yeah, me too. 265 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,916 - Wanna go to the party on Friday? - Yeah. 266 00:14:25,082 --> 00:14:27,038 All right, we're taking a car service. 267 00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:29,158 So we'll swing by and pick you up. 268 00:14:29,762 --> 00:14:32,230 How about 6? 269 00:14:32,402 --> 00:14:34,313 Six is good. 270 00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:37,751 You got a problem with 6? 271 00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:42,242 What? What? 272 00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:49,913 Okay, listen up, people. 273 00:14:50,082 --> 00:14:53,199 There are plenty of you here, but we've only got two spots to fill. 274 00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:54,795 So good luck. 275 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,875 Hey, pops, isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years? 276 00:14:59,522 --> 00:15:02,400 Well, I may be old, but I'm spry. 277 00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:07,191 The tryout lasts three and a half to four hours. 278 00:15:07,362 --> 00:15:10,081 - Are you up for it? - Oh, I'll be up for it, punk. 279 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:29,512 See, I was saying "six," but she thought I was saying "sex." 280 00:15:29,682 --> 00:15:31,354 We straightened the whole thing out. 281 00:15:31,522 --> 00:15:33,513 - She confused "six"with "sex"? - Yeah. 282 00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:37,198 If she can't tell "six"from "sex,"how's she gonna lip read across a room? 283 00:15:37,362 --> 00:15:40,957 - "Six"and "sex"are close. - It's two completely different sounds: 284 00:15:41,122 --> 00:15:42,555 And: 285 00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,550 It seems like a problem. 286 00:15:45,722 --> 00:15:48,634 Well, I'm not dating any other deaf women. 287 00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:51,995 Hey, guess who's gonna be the new ball man for the finals? 288 00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:53,277 - You're kidding. - Yeah. 289 00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:56,240 They said they never saw anybody go after balls with such gusto. 290 00:15:56,882 --> 00:15:58,918 - When is that car service coming? - Five minutes. 291 00:15:59,082 --> 00:16:02,074 It's gonna pick us up, then Elaine. Laura's gonna meet us there. 292 00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:05,518 If this lip-reading thing works tonight, you know how incredible it'll be? 293 00:16:05,682 --> 00:16:08,799 - It's like having Superman for a friend. - I know. It's like x-ray vision. 294 00:16:08,962 --> 00:16:12,796 If we could just harness this power and use it for our own personal gain... 295 00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:15,157 - ... there'd be no stopping us. - Hey, hey, hey. 296 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:18,712 I hear you got some lip reader working for you. Let me use her once. 297 00:16:18,882 --> 00:16:20,361 - Can't do it, Newman. - But, Jerry... 298 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,558 ...we got this new supervisor at the post office. 299 00:16:22,722 --> 00:16:25,031 He's working behind glass. They're talking about me. 300 00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:28,433 They're gonna transfer me. I know it! Two hours. Give me two hours. 301 00:16:28,602 --> 00:16:30,558 It's not gonna happen! 302 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:34,352 All right. All right. All right, you go ahead. 303 00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:37,400 You go ahead. You keep it secret. But you remember this: 304 00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:42,955 When you control the mail, you control information. 305 00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:47,353 Just pull over right by that stop sign. 306 00:16:47,522 --> 00:16:50,082 - Pardon me, sir? - I said, pull over by the stop sign. 307 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:54,679 Oh, sorry. You'll have to forgive me. I can't hear a damn thing. 308 00:16:54,842 --> 00:16:57,117 Went to a rock concert last night at the Garden. 309 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,560 My seats were right up against the speaker. 310 00:17:00,722 --> 00:17:03,680 It's a heavy metal group, Metalli-something. 311 00:17:03,842 --> 00:17:04,831 Ca. 312 00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:06,560 - What? - Ca. 313 00:17:06,722 --> 00:17:09,031 My ears are still ringing. 314 00:17:09,642 --> 00:17:12,714 Some woman's idea of a joke. 315 00:17:14,682 --> 00:17:16,798 - Hey. - Hi. 316 00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,514 - Get out. Get out! - We'll never get there. 317 00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:21,671 - Go on! - Okay. 318 00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:24,515 Hey! Shut the door. 319 00:17:29,522 --> 00:17:34,152 The whole idea of the car service was so I wouldn't have to fight traffic. 320 00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:38,438 I know, I'm late. Hey, now I know two signs. 321 00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:40,479 "Check"and "late." 322 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,554 Hey, this is my friend you helped become the first ball man. 323 00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:44,950 Congratulations. 324 00:17:53,402 --> 00:17:56,280 She doesn't know what she's talking about. 325 00:17:58,002 --> 00:17:59,754 Guys, you made it. 326 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:01,631 - Hey. - Hey, buddy. 327 00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:04,714 - Hey, Todd. - Sorry to hear about Gwen. 328 00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:07,635 Why, did she say something about why she broke up with me? 329 00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:10,396 No. Tonight will be the first chance I've had to talk to her. 330 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,996 Really? 331 00:18:12,162 --> 00:18:14,153 Look, George, I'm friends with both of you... 332 00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:18,554 ...but I can't betray her confidence by telling you anything. 333 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:22,920 I wouldn't hear of it, Todd. It's none of my business. 334 00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:26,074 But you should try and find out everything you possibly can. 335 00:18:26,242 --> 00:18:29,871 In fact, I'll even stay all the way over on the other side of the room... 336 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,512 ...just so there's no chance of me overhearing anything. 337 00:18:33,682 --> 00:18:36,719 - You are so centred. - Hey. 338 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,634 I've grown up. 339 00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:41,794 Oh, my God. There she is. Go ahead. Go ahead. 340 00:18:42,602 --> 00:18:45,275 - Let's go, let's go. Get in position. - What? 341 00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:49,554 All right, all right. What are they saying? 342 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,632 - "Hi, Gwen.""Hi, Tide." - High tide? 343 00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:54,838 "Hi, Todd." 344 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,794 "You got something between your teeth." 345 00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:59,760 - Where? - No, that's what he said. 346 00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:04,157 "That's interesting. I love carrots, but I hate carrot soup. 347 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:07,520 And I hate peas, but I love pea soup." 348 00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:10,150 - So do I. - This is so wild. 349 00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:12,074 Can I borrow her for a few hours tomorrow? 350 00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:14,039 No. Then I'd have to lend her to everybody. 351 00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,831 I don't envy you, Todd. This place is gonna be a mess. 352 00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:20,551 Maybe you can stick around, and we can sweep together. 353 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:23,998 "Why don't you stick around, and we can sleep together." 354 00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,232 - What? - "You want me to sleep with you?" 355 00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:29,280 - I don't wanna sweep alone. - He says, "I don't wanna sleep alone." 356 00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:32,639 And she says- Oh, boy. "Love to." 357 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:34,554 All right, that's it. 358 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:37,515 You get rid of me, now the two of you are gonna sleep together? 359 00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:40,879 - What? You're crazy. - "What? You're crazy." 360 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:43,920 - I heard your whole conversation. - How? 361 00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:47,193 - "How?" - I can read lips. 362 00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:51,037 - You said, "Let's sleep together." - No, I didn't. I said "sweep." 363 00:19:51,202 --> 00:19:53,397 Let's sweep together, like with a broom. 364 00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:54,711 - Cleaning up. - "Cleaning up." 365 00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:56,031 Sweep? 366 00:19:56,202 --> 00:19:57,760 - Yes. Sweep. - "Yes. Sweep." 367 00:19:57,922 --> 00:19:59,355 - Cut it. - George says, "Cut it." 368 00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:00,511 - Cut it. - George says- 369 00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:03,196 Cut it. Would you stop signing?! 370 00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,432 - What? - They said "sweep together,"idiots. 371 00:20:05,602 --> 00:20:07,513 Not "sleep together." 372 00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:11,113 Look, I know how to sign. 373 00:20:11,282 --> 00:20:13,512 My eye! My eye! 374 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:18,318 This is really amazing, getting to see Monica Seles play in the finals. 375 00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:21,235 I know. And in the first tournament of her comeback. 376 00:20:38,522 --> 00:20:42,151 Thus ends the great ball man experiment. 377 00:20:51,522 --> 00:20:54,320 - You with the tennis centre? - Yeah. 378 00:20:54,882 --> 00:20:57,521 Hey, how about that ball man injuring Monica Seles? 379 00:20:57,682 --> 00:21:00,719 - Wasn't that something? - I'm deaf. 380 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:16,194 I've always been a big fan of the little check move, you know? 381 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,715 "Can I get the check? The check." 382 00:21:19,882 --> 00:21:22,601 Unless the waiter's not too sharp. Then you gotta total it up. 383 00:21:22,762 --> 00:21:23,990 "I want the check." 384 00:21:24,922 --> 00:21:26,560 They come over, "Do you want the check?" 385 00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:29,555 "No, I want to be pen pals. Can't you see what I'm doing here? 386 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,953 I'm trying to be cool and impress people." 387 00:21:53,282 --> 00:21:55,273 Subtitles by SDl Media Group