1 00:00:03,369 --> 00:00:05,485 The whale's supposed to be an intelligent animal. 2 00:00:05,649 --> 00:00:09,244 You hear about how they communicate by song from miles away... 3 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,525 ...how extensive their vocabulary is. 4 00:00:11,689 --> 00:00:14,044 From the rate we're pushing the whales off the beach... 5 00:00:14,209 --> 00:00:17,485 ...back into the ocean, the words "shore"and "close"... 6 00:00:17,649 --> 00:00:20,209 ...do not appear to be in their vocabulary. 7 00:00:20,369 --> 00:00:22,678 I'd say to them, "Concentrate less on the singing... 8 00:00:22,849 --> 00:00:26,967 ...a little more on the approaching Cuervo beach volleyball tournament... 9 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,766 ...if you want to maintain that brainy-mammal image." 10 00:00:35,089 --> 00:00:38,320 I can't believe this. What a dope! 11 00:00:38,769 --> 00:00:41,158 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 12 00:00:42,049 --> 00:00:45,166 This is... This is kind of embarrassing... 13 00:00:45,329 --> 00:00:47,718 ...but there's no toilet paper over here. 14 00:00:48,569 --> 00:00:49,797 Are you talking to me? 15 00:00:49,969 --> 00:00:53,962 Yeah. I just forgot to check, so if you could spare some... 16 00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:55,960 No, I'm sorry. 17 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:59,003 - What? - No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it. 18 00:00:59,169 --> 00:01:02,047 - You can't spare it? - No. There's not enough to spare. 19 00:01:02,289 --> 00:01:05,042 Well, I don't need much. Just three squares will do it. 20 00:01:05,209 --> 00:01:08,281 I'm sorry, I don't have three squares. Now, if you don't mind... 21 00:01:08,449 --> 00:01:11,521 Three squares? You can't spare three squares? 22 00:01:11,689 --> 00:01:14,408 No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square! 23 00:01:14,969 --> 00:01:18,928 Well, is it two-ply? Because if it's two-ply, I'll take one ply. 24 00:01:19,169 --> 00:01:23,640 One ply. One puny little ply. I'll take one measly ply! 25 00:01:23,809 --> 00:01:26,687 Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply! 26 00:01:26,849 --> 00:01:29,204 No, no, don't go! I beg you! 27 00:01:33,769 --> 00:01:35,361 I love this artificial flavouring. 28 00:01:35,769 --> 00:01:39,398 I like it better than butter. I think it's more consistent. 29 00:01:39,569 --> 00:01:42,242 You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom. 30 00:01:42,409 --> 00:01:43,888 - Hey. - Hey. 31 00:01:44,249 --> 00:01:47,207 - Hey, where's my popcorn, babe? - What? 32 00:01:47,369 --> 00:01:49,405 My popcorn. You were supposed to get me popcorn. 33 00:01:49,569 --> 00:01:50,888 Did you forget about me, babe? 34 00:01:51,049 --> 00:01:54,678 You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom. 35 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:58,637 I mean, a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered. 36 00:01:58,809 --> 00:02:00,720 I simply could not spare it. 37 00:02:00,889 --> 00:02:03,562 This woman just didn't get it. She kept harassing me. 38 00:02:03,729 --> 00:02:06,289 Three squares! That's all I was asking for. 39 00:02:06,449 --> 00:02:07,882 Three squares! 40 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:11,246 She wouldn't stop. "Help me! Help me!" 41 00:02:11,409 --> 00:02:13,445 She was insane. 42 00:02:13,609 --> 00:02:15,406 I was begging her. 43 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,366 "Please, please!" 44 00:02:17,529 --> 00:02:19,281 She was insane. 45 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:23,167 Who does she think she is? How dare she? 46 00:02:23,329 --> 00:02:24,808 Do you want me to get the manager? 47 00:02:24,969 --> 00:02:27,847 Too bad they don't have old ladies walking around with flashlights. 48 00:02:28,009 --> 00:02:31,160 - Flush her out. - I don't even know what she looks like. 49 00:02:31,329 --> 00:02:34,287 I wonder where Elaine is sitting. I really wanted you to meet her. 50 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:36,605 She's supposed to be here with her new boyfriend. 51 00:02:36,769 --> 00:02:38,839 I wonder where Jerry's sitting. 52 00:02:39,049 --> 00:02:41,119 He's supposed to be here with his new girlfriend. 53 00:02:41,289 --> 00:02:43,849 - I'm dying to see what she looks like. - Hey. 54 00:02:44,689 --> 00:02:47,647 You think if I jumped off that balcony, I'd get hurt? 55 00:02:52,849 --> 00:02:54,487 - Hey. Hey, guy. - Hey. 56 00:02:55,449 --> 00:02:57,007 Can I use your phone in your bedroom? 57 00:02:57,169 --> 00:02:59,080 What's the matter with yours? 58 00:02:59,369 --> 00:03:00,927 My batteries are dead. 59 00:03:01,089 --> 00:03:03,478 It's not one of those 976 calls, is it? 60 00:03:04,329 --> 00:03:06,763 Come on. Let me use it. Five minutes. I'll pay you back. 61 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:08,999 Why do you do that? 62 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:14,209 I am never going to the movies again. 63 00:03:14,369 --> 00:03:16,280 Where were you last night? I looked for you. 64 00:03:16,449 --> 00:03:18,519 I looked for you too. I was over on the side. 65 00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:21,487 Oh, with pretty boy Tony. 66 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:23,799 - Yeah, right. Okay. - "Hey. Hey."Tony. 67 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:26,842 - "Hey." - That's nice. Listen to this. 68 00:03:27,009 --> 00:03:29,921 I am in the bathroom, right, before the movie starts... 69 00:03:30,129 --> 00:03:33,599 ...and I'm in the stall, and there's no toilet paper. 70 00:03:33,809 --> 00:03:35,561 No what? 71 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,441 Toilet paper. 72 00:03:39,409 --> 00:03:40,728 So... 73 00:03:41,729 --> 00:03:44,721 ...I ask this woman in the stall next to me for some... 74 00:03:44,889 --> 00:03:47,119 ...and she refuses! 75 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:49,720 Well, maybe she couldn't spare it. 76 00:03:53,169 --> 00:03:55,319 - A square? - Well, you know... 77 00:03:55,489 --> 00:03:57,764 ...sometimes a square is everything. 78 00:03:57,969 --> 00:04:00,529 - A ply? - Elaine, you cannot judge a person... 79 00:04:00,689 --> 00:04:04,602 ...in a situation like that. It's like asking for someone's canteen in the desert. 80 00:04:04,769 --> 00:04:07,237 - It's battle conditions. - Yeah, well... 81 00:04:08,049 --> 00:04:09,926 ...I just hope I run into her again, okay? 82 00:04:10,089 --> 00:04:14,640 Because I will never forget that flinty voice. It is tattooed in my brain. 83 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,764 If I hear it, watch out. 84 00:04:17,929 --> 00:04:20,762 So listen, what happened with Jane last night? 85 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,965 Jane, she... She... 86 00:04:24,129 --> 00:04:26,597 The four of us are going out Saturday. That should be fun. 87 00:04:26,769 --> 00:04:29,966 Yeah, that should be real fun. 88 00:04:31,649 --> 00:04:34,288 - It's getting late. Can I call Tony? - Yeah. 89 00:04:34,729 --> 00:04:37,766 Then we'l get a cab and we'l do it in the back seat. 90 00:04:39,089 --> 00:04:40,807 How's that, Andre? 91 00:04:41,209 --> 00:04:44,201 - Andre? - What about the driver? 92 00:04:45,009 --> 00:04:48,319 - We'd get in an accident. - So what? 93 00:04:48,529 --> 00:04:50,963 Wel, that wouldn't be very good. 94 00:04:52,089 --> 00:04:54,557 Hey, Andre, get the hell off the phone! 95 00:04:57,209 --> 00:05:00,201 - What is going on? Who is Andre? - Kramer's Andre. 96 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,121 He's fooling around with these 976 numbers. 97 00:05:02,289 --> 00:05:06,282 Hey, I told you, I don't want you doing that on my phone! 98 00:05:06,449 --> 00:05:09,088 Jerry, I'm telling you, this phone-sex thing is hilarious. 99 00:05:09,249 --> 00:05:10,728 Like this Erica woman. Here, look. 100 00:05:10,889 --> 00:05:12,686 You gotta call her. What a voice she uses. 101 00:05:12,849 --> 00:05:16,125 You know, it's weird, because that voice sounded familiar to me. 102 00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:18,644 - You hungry? Wanna-? Monk's? - No. I gotta go downtown. 103 00:05:18,809 --> 00:05:21,482 - You're giving me a lift home, right? - Yeah. 104 00:05:21,649 --> 00:05:24,527 So listen, what happened last night with Jane? 105 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:28,477 Oh, nothing. She just choked on a Jujube. 106 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:33,717 You know, I hate to tell you this, but it is time to defrost your freezer. 107 00:05:33,889 --> 00:05:36,278 I know. I just can't bring myself to do it. 108 00:05:36,449 --> 00:05:39,521 Meanwhile that freezer keeps getting smaller and smaller. 109 00:05:40,689 --> 00:05:42,281 Don't wanna keep Tony waiting. 110 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:47,766 - Hey, you got a problem with Tony? - Hunky Tony."Hey." 111 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:51,798 Okay. Jerry, I would be going out with him no matter what he looked like. 112 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:55,484 - Of course you would. - Oh, yeah. Like you're one to talk. 113 00:05:55,649 --> 00:05:56,798 - Elaine... - What? 114 00:05:56,969 --> 00:06:00,848 ...it's different for a man. We're expected to be superficial. 115 00:06:01,049 --> 00:06:05,327 - I'm not being superficial. - Elaine, he's a male bimbo. 116 00:06:05,489 --> 00:06:07,684 He's a "mimbo." 117 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,880 He's not a mimbo. 118 00:06:10,049 --> 00:06:12,165 He is an exciting, charismatic man... 119 00:06:12,329 --> 00:06:14,923 ...who just happens to have a perfect face. 120 00:06:15,089 --> 00:06:16,841 And that's why you're going out with him. 121 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,237 No, it is not. 122 00:06:18,409 --> 00:06:20,798 You know, I think George has a non-sexual crush on him. 123 00:06:20,969 --> 00:06:22,448 I think he does too. 124 00:06:22,609 --> 00:06:26,079 I mean, every time I see him, it's Tony this, Tony that. 125 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,365 George is like a schoolgirl around him. 126 00:06:29,449 --> 00:06:31,121 So I said: 127 00:06:31,369 --> 00:06:32,688 "Hey, dude... 128 00:06:32,929 --> 00:06:34,999 ...you better step off." 129 00:06:36,489 --> 00:06:38,002 - Step off? - Yeah. 130 00:06:38,169 --> 00:06:39,887 You said, "Step off"? 131 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:44,603 God, that is too much! 132 00:06:44,769 --> 00:06:46,839 Hey, hey, Tony... 133 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:53,399 ...I just had this brainstorm for us. 134 00:06:53,569 --> 00:06:55,799 - Can you guess what it is? - No. 135 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:57,642 Bowling. 136 00:06:57,849 --> 00:06:59,999 What do you say? Bowling, huh? 137 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,842 Bowling's insane! Bowling is crazy time! 138 00:07:03,009 --> 00:07:04,362 Bowling? 139 00:07:04,569 --> 00:07:08,357 I don't think so, George. You get no rush from bowling. 140 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,963 Rush? You want a rush? 141 00:07:11,129 --> 00:07:14,041 Drop a ball on your toe, my friend! 142 00:07:14,249 --> 00:07:16,638 Talk about a rush, you'll be throbbing! 143 00:07:16,809 --> 00:07:19,084 - You'll see visions! - No, no, no. 144 00:07:19,249 --> 00:07:20,682 I'm thinking... 145 00:07:20,849 --> 00:07:22,043 ...rock climbing. 146 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,643 All right! Rock climbing! 147 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:30,127 Just the two of us? All right. All right. Hey, I'll make some sandwiches. 148 00:07:30,289 --> 00:07:32,280 What do you like? Tuna, peanut butter? 149 00:07:32,449 --> 00:07:35,566 - Whatever. - All right. I gotta buy some bread. 150 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:38,084 You know, I am definitely down for some rock climbing. 151 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,321 Yeah, me too. I am down. I am totally down. 152 00:07:41,489 --> 00:07:43,081 Mark me down. 153 00:07:43,249 --> 00:07:47,162 Cool. So, what do you say we climb a rock mañana? 154 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,322 Mañana. 155 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:54,758 Mañana might be a problem. I'm supposed to... 156 00:07:54,929 --> 00:07:57,204 ...have a boil lanced mañana... 157 00:07:58,609 --> 00:08:02,204 ...and I think they charge me if I cancel with only one mañana's notice. 158 00:08:02,369 --> 00:08:03,848 - Hey, Kramer! - Hey, Tony. 159 00:08:04,009 --> 00:08:05,158 - Hey! - Hey, Georgie. 160 00:08:05,329 --> 00:08:07,843 Kramer, my man, what are you doing mañana? 161 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,204 Mañana I'm doing nada. 162 00:08:10,369 --> 00:08:12,644 What do you say you scale some rock with me and George? 163 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:14,561 Tony, that's gonna be too many sandwiches. 164 00:08:14,729 --> 00:08:16,128 Come on, Kramer. What do you say? 165 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,684 Kramer, it's pretty dangerous up there. 166 00:08:18,849 --> 00:08:20,202 - No, I'm down. - Yes! 167 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:23,566 - Yeah! I'll see you. - All right, buddy. Take it easy, Kramer. 168 00:08:23,729 --> 00:08:25,162 You down, George? What's wrong? 169 00:08:25,329 --> 00:08:28,002 - Oh, no, I am down. - Yeah! 170 00:08:31,289 --> 00:08:33,200 Rock climbing? 171 00:08:33,809 --> 00:08:36,039 Where do you come off going rock climbing? 172 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:38,200 Rock climbing? 173 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:40,919 You need a boost to climb into your bed. 174 00:08:41,089 --> 00:08:43,205 All right. All right. 175 00:08:43,569 --> 00:08:46,242 What is it with you and Tony? What, you're his sidekick now? 176 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,998 Yeah. That's right. I like it. 177 00:08:49,169 --> 00:08:51,000 He's such a cool guy. 178 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:54,357 "A cool guy"? What, are you in eighth grade? 179 00:08:55,289 --> 00:08:57,962 He's the first cool guy I've ever been friends with in my life. 180 00:08:58,129 --> 00:09:00,484 It's a different world when you're with a cool guy. 181 00:09:00,649 --> 00:09:02,048 He's not afraid of anybody. 182 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,200 You should hear the way he talks to waitresses. 183 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,087 He gets free pie! 184 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:08,683 - Hey. - Hey. 185 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,680 - Nice move today. - What? 186 00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:12,601 Horning in on my rock-climbing trip! 187 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,282 It's just supposed to be me and Tony. 188 00:09:14,449 --> 00:09:16,804 - He asked me. - You put him on the spot. 189 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:20,526 You know, I think that you're in love with him. 190 00:09:23,969 --> 00:09:25,368 What? 191 00:09:26,929 --> 00:09:30,126 - That's ridiculous! - No, no. I don't think so. 192 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:33,081 You love him. 193 00:09:36,769 --> 00:09:39,567 You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. 194 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:42,289 And you're not getting any sandwiches either! 195 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:46,839 - You're making sandwiches? - Hello? 196 00:09:47,009 --> 00:09:49,477 I don't know if there's gonna be places to eat up there. 197 00:09:49,649 --> 00:09:52,038 - Who? - Elaine, does Tony like peanut butter? 198 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:53,767 Hates it. 199 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:55,840 Good thing I asked. 200 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:57,283 Who is it? 201 00:09:57,449 --> 00:09:59,326 - Well, she says Jane. - Yeah, so? 202 00:09:59,489 --> 00:10:03,482 Well, that voice, it's very familiar. Throaty, almost flinty. 203 00:10:03,649 --> 00:10:06,288 - Did you say "flinty"? - Yeah. Yeah. Flinty. 204 00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:15,684 Hello! 205 00:10:16,329 --> 00:10:18,126 Hello! 206 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:20,007 Hey, George, you hear that echo? 207 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:23,003 Oh, God, please get off me! I don't want to die up here! 208 00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:26,445 Please! Please, please stop moving. That's all I ask of you. 209 00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:29,648 - Kramer! Kramer! - Let go! Hey! 210 00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:33,286 George, let go of my leg! Grab the rock! 211 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:35,087 - Grab the rock! - What rock? 212 00:10:35,249 --> 00:10:37,240 The rock in front of you! 213 00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:39,122 Come on, grab it! 214 00:10:40,369 --> 00:10:43,247 You've gotta relax. Try to yodel. Yodel. 215 00:10:48,369 --> 00:10:50,280 - That's it. That's it. - George! Kramer! 216 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,201 - Yeah? - Take the rope... 217 00:10:52,369 --> 00:10:54,325 ...thread it through the karabiner and knot it. 218 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,047 Then I'll climb up to where you are. 219 00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:58,439 - All right. George, you got it? - Yeah. 220 00:10:58,609 --> 00:11:00,486 - You got it, George? - Yeah. 221 00:11:00,649 --> 00:11:01,798 All right, take it. 222 00:11:01,969 --> 00:11:04,278 Hey, George, you got anything to eat, dude? 223 00:11:04,449 --> 00:11:05,928 Yeah, I... 224 00:11:06,409 --> 00:11:08,161 I got some sandwiches. 225 00:11:08,609 --> 00:11:12,397 I got tuna and salmon salad, Tony... 226 00:11:12,569 --> 00:11:16,039 ...because I know you don't like peanut butter. 227 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,403 What? 228 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,284 Do some- 229 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,245 I've got oil all over me. Can I have your napkin? 230 00:11:38,409 --> 00:11:40,798 - What? - Your napkin. I'm dripping. 231 00:11:40,969 --> 00:11:42,925 - Well, where's your napkin? - I used it up. 232 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:44,602 Well, I need mine. 233 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,805 Oh, God, look at the time. I gotta get to work. 234 00:11:48,129 --> 00:11:50,279 You know, I'd like to hear about this job of yours. 235 00:11:50,489 --> 00:11:52,844 I told you already, it's very boring. 236 00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:55,045 You know, I think I had a little too much garlic. 237 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:57,643 - Can I have a piece of your gum? - You're fine. 238 00:11:58,649 --> 00:12:00,765 - Oh, how's this thing work? - Just press it. 239 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,840 - It's Elaine. - Oh, come on up. 240 00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:06,687 - Who is it? - It's Elaine. 241 00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:10,761 - Is she coming up? - Yeah. 242 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,163 Your breath is a little garlicky. You better take some gum. 243 00:12:16,889 --> 00:12:18,686 - Okay. - Here, have a couple pieces. 244 00:12:18,849 --> 00:12:21,158 It's weak. Weak gum. Yeah. 245 00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:24,002 - Have some more. For the road. - Isn't that too much? 246 00:12:25,129 --> 00:12:26,687 Trust me. Believe me. 247 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,320 - It's good. Yes. - Smells? 248 00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:31,400 Yeah. Stinks. Terrible. 249 00:12:31,769 --> 00:12:32,963 - Hi, Elaine. - Hi. 250 00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:35,689 How are you? This is Jane. Elaine. 251 00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,001 - Hi. - Hi. 252 00:12:39,729 --> 00:12:42,084 Nice to meet you finally. 253 00:12:42,249 --> 00:12:44,843 It is so nice to meet you. 254 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:47,085 I look forward to Saturday night. 255 00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:48,848 Yeah, me too. 256 00:12:49,209 --> 00:12:52,201 - Okay, so I'll see you Saturday night. - Saturday night. 257 00:12:57,889 --> 00:13:00,357 What is with the gum? 258 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,805 It's a big problem. She puts like four pieces in her mouth. It's ridiculous. 259 00:13:03,969 --> 00:13:05,800 I don't think we can get together Saturday. 260 00:13:05,969 --> 00:13:09,279 - Because of the gum? - Well, it's too much. It's embarrassing. 261 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,645 - Why does she chew so many? - She always has to be different. 262 00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:17,085 - She's in there. I can hear her. - All right, who's gonna tell her? 263 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:18,961 - You tell her. - It was your fault. 264 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:21,085 If you hadn't come, it wouldn't have happened! 265 00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:23,519 I was the one who was invited, you- 266 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:26,123 - Well, look. Look who's here. - Hey! 267 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:28,519 - What are you doing here? - You're alive! 268 00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:30,281 Yeah. Yeah. 269 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:32,883 - Did you have fun? - Yeah. 270 00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:34,886 - Well... Yes. - For a little while. 271 00:13:37,329 --> 00:13:39,126 Where's Tony? 272 00:13:41,969 --> 00:13:43,766 Kramer was supposed to tie a knot- 273 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:48,799 - You were supposed to tie the knot. - What, did something happen? 274 00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:50,397 Well... 275 00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:53,489 ...Tony took a bit of a tumble. 276 00:13:55,449 --> 00:13:58,122 His face? Did something happened to his face? 277 00:13:59,409 --> 00:14:03,038 Well, it all depends on what you mean by "happen." 278 00:14:03,249 --> 00:14:04,477 - He's alive. - Yeah. 279 00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:06,765 What happened to his face? Tell me, what happened? 280 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:11,844 Well, you see, he slipped and landed on a kind of a... 281 00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:13,488 - A rock. - Yeah. 282 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,040 - The ambulance got there quickly. - A big rock. 283 00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:17,608 We rode with him to the hospital. 284 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,203 Yeah. I sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." 285 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,207 Well, aside from that, how'd he like the sandwiches? 286 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,837 So, what did the doctor say? 287 00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:34,717 They said... 288 00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:38,279 - They said I'm coming along. - Yeah. 289 00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:43,046 But what else did they say? 290 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,605 Well, let's see. They said: 291 00:14:45,809 --> 00:14:48,004 "Tony, try to keep it clean." 292 00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,279 Right. Yeah. No, I mean... 293 00:14:50,449 --> 00:14:52,838 ...did they get into stuff like... 294 00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:55,807 ...long, jagged scars... 295 00:14:55,969 --> 00:14:59,405 ...or gross deformities, major skin grafts, stuff like that? 296 00:15:00,089 --> 00:15:02,444 I really don't remember. I was kind of out of it... 297 00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:05,726 ...the first couple of days. I was on a lot of medication. 298 00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:08,124 It was kind of like a haze. It was pretty cool. 299 00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:14,285 But, you know, in this medicated haze... 300 00:15:14,449 --> 00:15:16,963 ...in this sort of woozy state... 301 00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:19,245 ...do you recall the words... 302 00:15:19,449 --> 00:15:23,203 ..."radical reconstructive surgery" being uttered? 303 00:15:23,529 --> 00:15:25,326 I don't know. I don't know. 304 00:15:25,809 --> 00:15:29,119 - Think, Tony. Think. - I'm drawing a blank, babe. 305 00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:31,848 Excuse me. 306 00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:39,843 - Hi, Elaine. - Yeah, this- 307 00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:43,001 - This isn't a very good time, George. - I just wanted... 308 00:15:43,169 --> 00:15:44,682 ...to talk to Tony for a minute. 309 00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:48,046 Step off, George. I don't want to see you. 310 00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:50,598 - Me? Step off? - Yeah. 311 00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:53,283 Tony says you better step off, George, so... 312 00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:56,964 But why? It wasn't my fault. I- You asked me for a sandwich. I- 313 00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:59,563 I made such delicious sandwiches, Elaine. 314 00:15:59,929 --> 00:16:01,806 Just beat it, dude! 315 00:16:01,969 --> 00:16:04,164 Here, Elaine, here. It's Superman. 316 00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:08,402 Tony, please. Next time, it'll just be the two of us. 317 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,688 There won't be any next time, George. 318 00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:15,962 - Oh, Tony, don't. - Okay. 319 00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:20,049 Step off, George, okay? Can you just step off? Step off. 320 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,881 Step off. Step off. 321 00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:27,721 - George, wait, wait. - Yes? 322 00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:29,965 Would you throw this trash out? 323 00:16:33,649 --> 00:16:36,004 Oh, I've been waiting a while for this. 324 00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:43,721 It's a shame Tony got all banged up. 325 00:16:43,889 --> 00:16:45,766 We're not gonna be able to get together. 326 00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:48,568 - Oh, that's too bad. What a shame. - Yeah, it is. 327 00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:51,527 It's a damn shame. A damn shame. 328 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:55,240 - Maybe when he's feeling better. - Yeah. Without a doubt. I'm down. 329 00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:58,127 - Oh, hey. How you doing? - Hey, hey. 330 00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,564 - Jane, this is my neighbour, Kramer. - Oh, hey. 331 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,447 Hello, Kramer. 332 00:17:09,169 --> 00:17:10,841 Well, hello, Jane. 333 00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:14,401 Jerry's told me so much about you, I feel like I know you intimately. 334 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:16,287 I don't think so. No, we never met. 335 00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:19,282 - I never talked to you on the phone. - Where you going? 336 00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:21,963 - Uptown. To the Y. - I'm going uptown. Wanna split a cab? 337 00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:24,679 What about the driver? 338 00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:30,202 What are you talking about? 339 00:17:30,369 --> 00:17:32,837 I changed my mind. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna go now. 340 00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:35,879 All right, I'll see you later. Nice meeting you. 341 00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:37,482 See you. 342 00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:41,808 - What's with you? - That's her. 343 00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:43,482 - Who? - Erica! She's Erica! 344 00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:46,398 Oh, you think she's Erica, the phone-sex woman? 345 00:17:46,569 --> 00:17:49,561 Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain, it's her. 346 00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:52,004 - I'm telling you, it's her! - Oh, you're crazy. 347 00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:56,959 Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind? 348 00:17:58,849 --> 00:18:00,521 - It's impossible! - Is it? 349 00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:04,762 Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top? 350 00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:07,088 - It can't be! - Can't it? 351 00:18:07,249 --> 00:18:10,719 Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you? 352 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:13,608 - All right. That's enough. - Yeah! 353 00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:20,008 He's supposed to get the bandages off on Sunday. 354 00:18:20,489 --> 00:18:22,764 - What if? - What? 355 00:18:23,329 --> 00:18:24,808 You know: 356 00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:29,158 You're afraid he might look like Zippy the Pinhead. 357 00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:32,283 Yeah. I mean, what is my obligation here? 358 00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:33,768 You know, we were just dating. 359 00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:37,160 It was probably gonna be over in a couple of weeks anyway. 360 00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:39,480 I thought you didn't care about his looks. 361 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:41,162 I lied. 362 00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:45,880 Are you kidding? He's a mimbo. I know that. 363 00:18:46,769 --> 00:18:51,718 But he's my mimbo. And even if he is a hideous freak... 364 00:18:51,889 --> 00:18:54,198 ...maybe I can learn to love him. 365 00:18:54,489 --> 00:18:57,481 And maybe in some final irony... 366 00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:01,726 ...I'll learn what love really is. 367 00:19:03,729 --> 00:19:04,957 You know, Jerry? 368 00:19:06,329 --> 00:19:08,479 I'm sorry. I didn't get most of that. 369 00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:12,448 - Is that Kramer over there? - Yeah. Yeah. 370 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,361 Hey, Kramer. 371 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,247 - Hey. - Hey. 372 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,081 - It's all set. - What's all set? 373 00:19:19,249 --> 00:19:22,400 Erica's gonna meet me here. Now we're gonna find out the truth. 374 00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:25,561 - How'd you get her to meet you here? - We have a certain chemistry. 375 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:28,368 Oh, my God! 376 00:19:28,529 --> 00:19:30,520 Hi. I thought I'd find you here. 377 00:19:30,849 --> 00:19:34,478 - Hello, Erica. - Erica? What are you talking about? 378 00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:37,004 How could you say things like that over the phone? 379 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,837 What are you talking about? 380 00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:42,086 Selling sexual pleasure on the phone? 381 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,683 I sell paper goods, you jerk. 382 00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:46,441 Paper goods? 383 00:19:47,049 --> 00:19:48,368 Excuse me. Do you have a tissue? 384 00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:52,359 No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it. There's just not enough to spare. 385 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,041 Where's the ladies' room? 386 00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,641 I have to go to the bathroom too. 387 00:20:14,649 --> 00:20:16,241 Oh, damn. 388 00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:18,527 Something wrong? 389 00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:22,204 Yeah, there's no toilet paper in here. I usually check. Would you mind? 390 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:26,323 I can't. I don't have it. I don't have a square to spare. 391 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:28,327 I can't spare a square. 392 00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:31,204 Hey, wait a minute. 393 00:20:31,369 --> 00:20:33,644 - I know you! - That's right, honey. 394 00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:36,198 - And I know you! - No. Wait! 395 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,961 No! 396 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,599 - Here. Take it. - Thanks. 397 00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:52,839 Don't call me anymore. 398 00:20:55,369 --> 00:20:57,166 You either. 399 00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:11,399 Now, of course, the thing is extreme sports. Bungee jumping. 400 00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:14,925 To me, the bungee jumping is a sport, so is being a crash-test dummy. 401 00:21:15,089 --> 00:21:17,603 Just leaning does not make it a sport. 402 00:21:17,769 --> 00:21:20,442 It's like a Wile E. Coyote idea, isn't it? 403 00:21:20,609 --> 00:21:22,327 The thing I wonder about the skydiving... 404 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,480 ...is why do they even bother with the helmets? 405 00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:28,885 Can you almost make it? 406 00:21:29,729 --> 00:21:33,005 You might as well wear a party hat. What's the difference? 407 00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:36,400 You jump out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air... 408 00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:38,480 ...the chute doesn't open, I got news for you: 409 00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:41,322 The helmet is now wearing you for protection. 410 00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:43,878 Later on, the helmet is talking to the other helmets: 411 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:47,081 "Good thing he was there, or I would have hit the ground directly." 412 00:21:53,969 --> 00:21:54,958 Subtitles by SDl Media Group