1 00:00:03,409 --> 00:00:05,161 Human fascination with water is amazing. 2 00:00:05,329 --> 00:00:08,127 We're constantly going to beaches, pools, lakes, rivers. 3 00:00:08,289 --> 00:00:11,122 We're swimming, we're snorkelling, we're scuba-diving. 4 00:00:11,289 --> 00:00:13,644 We bathe in it. Our bodies are mostly made of water. 5 00:00:13,809 --> 00:00:16,039 Everyone's carrying around these bottles of water. 6 00:00:16,209 --> 00:00:17,437 We can't get enough water. 7 00:00:17,609 --> 00:00:18,758 Unless it rains... 8 00:00:18,929 --> 00:00:20,965 ...then we're like, "Oh, look, I'm soaked. 9 00:00:22,249 --> 00:00:24,604 I am literally drenched." 10 00:00:25,169 --> 00:00:29,640 For some reason, we have a huge problem with small, flying water. 11 00:00:29,809 --> 00:00:31,720 It'll just stop us right in our tracks. 12 00:00:32,529 --> 00:00:34,565 "I felt a drop. 13 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,485 We're gonna get caught in it! 14 00:00:37,649 --> 00:00:40,925 Everyone cover your water bottles. Run!" 15 00:00:45,449 --> 00:00:46,768 Get off at the next exit. 16 00:00:46,929 --> 00:00:48,999 Kramer, I've driven to East Hampton many times. 17 00:00:49,169 --> 00:00:50,284 I know the exit. 18 00:00:50,449 --> 00:00:52,246 I hear it's a great house. Pool, sun deck. 19 00:00:52,409 --> 00:00:53,524 Yeah, I'll be there. 20 00:00:53,689 --> 00:00:55,247 You sure we're making the right move? 21 00:00:55,409 --> 00:00:58,560 We gotta see the new baby. At least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons. 22 00:00:58,729 --> 00:01:01,038 - Didn't they just have a baby? - That was two years ago. 23 00:01:01,209 --> 00:01:03,723 Remember? "Jerry, you gotta see the baby. 24 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:07,165 You gotta see the baby." 25 00:01:07,329 --> 00:01:10,765 Is it possible they're just having babies to get people to visit them? 26 00:01:11,449 --> 00:01:13,724 Hey, Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear? 27 00:01:15,729 --> 00:01:18,197 - No. - Put that on the top of your list. 28 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:21,167 No, not for me. A little too delightful. 29 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:23,407 George and Jane should be almost there. 30 00:01:23,569 --> 00:01:25,366 Isn't it weird that they haven't had sex... 31 00:01:25,529 --> 00:01:27,326 ...but they're spending a weekend together? 32 00:01:27,489 --> 00:01:30,049 George is pleased. It's like she signed a letter of intent. 33 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:32,439 - When's Rachel coming out? - The 3:00 train. 34 00:01:32,609 --> 00:01:33,803 Her father is so religious. 35 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,005 I'm amazed he's letting you see her again... 36 00:01:36,169 --> 00:01:38,842 ...after that Schindler's List make-out session. 37 00:01:39,009 --> 00:01:40,681 I brought him some kishke. 38 00:01:40,849 --> 00:01:42,726 - What's that? - It's a stuffed meat thing. 39 00:01:42,889 --> 00:01:45,847 Israeli soldiers carry it in case they're captured behind enemy lines. 40 00:01:46,009 --> 00:01:47,965 They eat it and it kills them. 41 00:01:51,489 --> 00:01:54,162 I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love. 42 00:01:54,329 --> 00:01:56,889 Me too. I love cough medicine. 43 00:01:57,049 --> 00:01:59,722 You see? We were made for each other. 44 00:02:00,089 --> 00:02:03,240 It's amazing. If I reach out and touch her breast right now... 45 00:02:03,409 --> 00:02:05,445 ...she'd scream and throw me out of the car. 46 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:08,885 But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it al I want. 47 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:11,478 - What's your favourite? - Pertussin. 48 00:02:11,649 --> 00:02:13,480 - Ever try it with club soda? - No. 49 00:02:13,649 --> 00:02:15,879 Oh, very refreshing. 50 00:02:16,689 --> 00:02:18,407 Sex is lik e joining a private club. 51 00:02:18,569 --> 00:02:19,888 I'l be the same me tomorrow... 52 00:02:20,049 --> 00:02:23,086 ...but suddenly the "no trespassing" sign wil be gone. 53 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:26,242 - Are we almost there? - Yeah, about 10, 15 minutes. 54 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:28,047 But I have to stop at a vegetable stand. 55 00:02:28,209 --> 00:02:30,962 - What for? - My mother loves Hampton tomatoes. 56 00:02:31,129 --> 00:02:33,643 She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes. 57 00:02:33,889 --> 00:02:35,686 Can you buy them later? 58 00:02:35,849 --> 00:02:38,443 I really wanna get some sun. 59 00:02:40,009 --> 00:02:43,001 Hey, Jerry, rub some lotion on my back. 60 00:02:43,169 --> 00:02:45,729 Who are you, Mrs. Robinson? 61 00:02:45,889 --> 00:02:47,208 Come on. I'll rub some on you. 62 00:02:47,369 --> 00:02:50,486 - That's not sweetening the deal. - Oh, come on. 63 00:02:50,649 --> 00:02:51,684 No. 64 00:02:51,849 --> 00:02:53,407 You know, when I was a kid... 65 00:02:53,569 --> 00:02:57,039 ...I once found $1.50 in change at the bottom of a pool. 66 00:02:57,209 --> 00:02:59,677 - You must have been excited. - Yeah. 67 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:02,244 I gotta go get those tomatoes. You wanna go? 68 00:03:02,409 --> 00:03:06,607 - I don't think so. - Okay. I'll see you later. 69 00:03:07,609 --> 00:03:10,282 - Anybody want some tomatoes? - No, thanks. 70 00:03:10,449 --> 00:03:13,327 I'm gonna take a dip. 71 00:03:15,849 --> 00:03:17,646 And then there's Maude. 72 00:03:18,609 --> 00:03:20,122 Look at my face. Look at it. 73 00:03:20,289 --> 00:03:22,757 - Do you see any lines? - No lines. 74 00:03:22,929 --> 00:03:25,966 You know why? One word: shade. 75 00:03:26,129 --> 00:03:28,962 So when are we gonna see this baby? When is this momentous event? 76 00:03:29,129 --> 00:03:30,767 He's taking a nap or something. 77 00:03:31,009 --> 00:03:33,443 I'm gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach. 78 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:35,565 - Elaine, you wanna come? - No, thanks. 79 00:03:35,729 --> 00:03:37,765 I got plenty of girlfriends. 80 00:03:40,849 --> 00:03:43,363 Well, this is interesting. 81 00:03:43,529 --> 00:03:44,723 What? 82 00:03:44,889 --> 00:03:47,722 Jane's topless. 83 00:03:48,289 --> 00:03:50,439 Yo-Yo Ma. 84 00:03:52,009 --> 00:03:55,206 Boutros Boutros-Golly. 85 00:03:57,169 --> 00:03:58,522 Nice rack. 86 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:02,284 Come on, you guys. You can come and see the baby now. 87 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:06,158 - Oh, in a minute, Carol. - Yeah, we're gonna be right up. 88 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,082 This is weird, wild stuff. 89 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:11,838 George hasn't even seen her yet. 90 00:04:12,009 --> 00:04:14,045 Why do you think we're getting the sneak preview? 91 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:16,803 Maybe she's trying to create a buzz. 92 00:04:17,969 --> 00:04:21,598 - What? - Get some good word of mouth going. 93 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,765 Oh, here she comes. 94 00:04:27,449 --> 00:04:29,804 I'm thirsty. Anyone want a drink? 95 00:04:34,889 --> 00:04:36,447 No, thanks. 96 00:04:36,969 --> 00:04:38,288 I'm good. 97 00:04:47,569 --> 00:04:50,606 All right. Show's over. I'm going to the beach. 98 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:58,443 Adam, Jerry and Elaine are here. 99 00:04:58,609 --> 00:05:01,885 Where is the cute little snugly baby? 100 00:05:02,049 --> 00:05:04,517 - Isn't he gorgeous? - Oh, he's- 101 00:05:07,689 --> 00:05:10,203 Is he gorgeous. 102 00:05:14,289 --> 00:05:16,280 Gorgeous, yes. 103 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,121 So very gorgeous. 104 00:05:18,289 --> 00:05:20,849 Michael, shut the door. You're letting bugs in. 105 00:05:57,729 --> 00:06:03,361 Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen? 106 00:06:04,569 --> 00:06:05,604 I couldn't look. 107 00:06:05,809 --> 00:06:08,767 It was like a Pekingese. 108 00:06:09,889 --> 00:06:12,961 Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. 109 00:06:13,809 --> 00:06:16,767 The thing is, they'll never know. No one's ever gonna tell them. 110 00:06:16,929 --> 00:06:19,284 - You have to lie. - Oh, it's a must-lie situation. 111 00:06:19,449 --> 00:06:21,644 Yes. It's a must-lie situation. 112 00:06:21,809 --> 00:06:24,960 You know, I don't think we should tell George we saw Jane topless. 113 00:06:25,169 --> 00:06:27,808 No. I don't think so. 114 00:06:27,969 --> 00:06:29,243 Remind me to tell Kramer too. 115 00:06:34,289 --> 00:06:36,120 Lobster. 116 00:06:40,849 --> 00:06:43,807 - Well, this ointment should do it. - How are you feeling, Adam? 117 00:06:44,249 --> 00:06:48,401 Elaine. This is our paediatrician, Ben Pfeffer. 118 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:52,841 Hi. 119 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:55,802 Look at him, Elaine. How gorgeous is he, I ask you? 120 00:06:55,969 --> 00:06:57,721 How gorgeous? 121 00:06:57,889 --> 00:07:00,119 Pretty gorgeous. 122 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:04,248 - Elaine, do you have children? - Me? No, but I'd love to have a baby. 123 00:07:04,409 --> 00:07:08,163 I mean, I can't wait to have a baby. I'm just dying to have a baby. 124 00:07:08,769 --> 00:07:11,886 A beautiful woman like you should. You're quite breathtaking. 125 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,767 Breathtaking? 126 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,278 I'm breathtaking? 127 00:07:18,449 --> 00:07:20,280 And he's very particular. 128 00:07:20,489 --> 00:07:23,447 Ben, you're staying over tonight, right? 129 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,167 Sure. 130 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:29,448 I... 131 00:07:29,809 --> 00:07:31,606 I'm gonna go pick up Rachel at the station. 132 00:07:31,769 --> 00:07:33,600 - Yeah, see you. - Okay. 133 00:07:34,849 --> 00:07:37,317 Oh, just look at him. 134 00:07:37,489 --> 00:07:40,049 Yeah, he really is breathtaking. 135 00:07:47,089 --> 00:07:49,762 The train was so crowded, I had a seat facing the wrong way. 136 00:07:49,929 --> 00:07:52,523 Oh, I like that. It's like going back in time. 137 00:07:53,489 --> 00:07:55,047 - Hey, Rachel. - Hi. 138 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:58,042 - I'm gonna go in and get changed. - Okay. 139 00:08:01,489 --> 00:08:02,922 What kind of a greeting was that? 140 00:08:03,089 --> 00:08:05,683 - She's got greeting problems. - Yeah. 141 00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:07,881 Boy, I love these Hampton tomatoes. 142 00:08:08,049 --> 00:08:10,199 You know, you can eat them like apples. 143 00:08:10,369 --> 00:08:13,088 It's funny. The tomato never really took off as a hand fruit. 144 00:08:13,249 --> 00:08:14,602 Well, the tomato's an anomaly. 145 00:08:14,769 --> 00:08:16,725 So successful with the ketchup and the sauce... 146 00:08:16,889 --> 00:08:18,288 ...but you can't find a good one. 147 00:08:19,929 --> 00:08:21,601 Look at what I got! 148 00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:25,838 The K-man! 149 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:27,522 You got lobster for everybody? 150 00:08:27,689 --> 00:08:30,920 Yeah, and they're fresh. Right out of the ocean! 151 00:08:31,089 --> 00:08:33,205 This is fantastic. Man, what a weekend! 152 00:08:33,369 --> 00:08:35,041 Swimming, lobster for dinner. 153 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:36,642 I know. It's great. 154 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:39,004 I saw Jane topless. 155 00:08:51,329 --> 00:08:52,682 You saw who what? 156 00:08:52,849 --> 00:08:56,125 Yeah, I saw Jane topless. Well, we all saw her. 157 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:00,368 All right. 158 00:09:00,529 --> 00:09:02,360 You saw Jane topless? 159 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:06,763 Well, when you went for the tomatoes, she lied out topless. 160 00:09:06,929 --> 00:09:09,523 Oh, you mean facedown on her chest. 161 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:11,247 No. 162 00:09:12,489 --> 00:09:15,208 - Faceup on her back? - Yeah. 163 00:09:15,369 --> 00:09:18,600 - Well, why'd she do that? - Well, I guess she was hot. 164 00:09:19,449 --> 00:09:21,405 You mean she just lay there topless? 165 00:09:21,569 --> 00:09:23,241 No, no. She got up, she walked around. 166 00:09:23,969 --> 00:09:25,925 Walked around? 167 00:09:26,089 --> 00:09:27,727 - And you looked? - Of course. 168 00:09:27,889 --> 00:09:29,242 She's got a great body, buddy. 169 00:09:29,409 --> 00:09:32,446 All right, I'm gonna go upstairs. I'll be right back. 170 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:36,159 I can't believe that you saw her before me! 171 00:09:36,329 --> 00:09:38,763 Think of me as a doctor. 172 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:43,927 - Well, how good a look did you get? - What do you mean? 173 00:09:44,089 --> 00:09:46,319 Well, if she was a criminal... 174 00:09:46,489 --> 00:09:50,038 ...and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist...? 175 00:09:50,529 --> 00:09:52,326 They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes. 176 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:56,568 Great. Great. 177 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,562 So any time you want, you can just visualize her naked. 178 00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:02,048 I guess that's true. 179 00:10:02,209 --> 00:10:04,200 Stop it. Stop it. 180 00:10:04,369 --> 00:10:05,722 This is not fair! It's not fair. 181 00:10:05,889 --> 00:10:07,686 I don't like this. I don't like it one bit. 182 00:10:07,849 --> 00:10:10,124 What do you want me to do? You wanna see Rachel naked? 183 00:10:10,289 --> 00:10:12,519 Yes! Yes! 184 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:15,840 - Yeah, right. - The punishment should fit the crime. 185 00:10:16,009 --> 00:10:18,284 You could see me naked. I could offer you that. 186 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:20,487 It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. 187 00:10:20,649 --> 00:10:24,528 I turn around for a sip of Tang and you jump out first! 188 00:10:27,729 --> 00:10:29,799 Nobody ever called me breathtaking before. 189 00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:32,403 I've never been called breathtaking either. 190 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:36,001 I mean, if he thinks that that baby is breathtaking... 191 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:37,847 ...then who's not breathtaking? 192 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,477 Maybe he just said it because the mother was in the room. 193 00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:42,958 Yeah. Right. That's a possibility. 194 00:10:43,129 --> 00:10:44,482 I have to find out. 195 00:10:44,649 --> 00:10:47,163 - How you gonna do that? - I can be very clever. 196 00:10:47,329 --> 00:10:50,446 - I'm gonna take a swim. - Oh, me too. I'll meet you down there. 197 00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:53,000 Don't go in. Rachel's getting undressed. 198 00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:54,807 Oh, okay. 199 00:10:57,609 --> 00:11:00,442 - Hey! - Oh, sorry. 200 00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:03,328 - Don't you knock? - I'm sorry. 201 00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:05,684 Not like I'll see something I've never seen before. 202 00:11:05,849 --> 00:11:06,998 - You might have. - I didn't. 203 00:11:07,169 --> 00:11:08,648 You won't. 204 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:11,202 What do you want anyway, George? 205 00:11:11,369 --> 00:11:14,918 Yes, George. I'm kind of wondering myself. 206 00:11:15,089 --> 00:11:17,239 What is it that you want? 207 00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:21,607 No, I was just wondering if you guys had any gum. 208 00:11:23,569 --> 00:11:26,003 So you were swimming in the pool... 209 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:28,319 ...and you wanted some gum. 210 00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:31,401 Yes, because the water was cold... 211 00:11:31,569 --> 00:11:34,163 ...and the chewing warms me up. 212 00:11:36,049 --> 00:11:37,926 We don't have any gum. 213 00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:40,444 Okay. Thanks anyway. 214 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,318 Strange man. 215 00:11:44,489 --> 00:11:46,559 Wait till you get to know him. 216 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:49,968 - So where is this baby, anyway? - Oh, check it out. 217 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:52,848 I guarantee you've never seen anything quite so objectionable. 218 00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:57,166 It's down the hall, third door on your left. 219 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,322 Oh, my God! 220 00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:08,049 I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's room. 221 00:12:08,449 --> 00:12:10,440 I'm really sorry. 222 00:12:14,489 --> 00:12:16,366 I was in the pool! 223 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:18,804 I was in the pool! 224 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,603 Did she do it on purpose? 225 00:12:26,769 --> 00:12:29,488 It was my fault. I told her the wrong door. 226 00:12:29,769 --> 00:12:32,488 I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me. 227 00:12:32,849 --> 00:12:33,964 So what? 228 00:12:34,529 --> 00:12:38,442 Well, ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But... 229 00:12:38,769 --> 00:12:39,838 But what? 230 00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:44,838 Well, I'd just got back from swimming in the pool... 231 00:12:45,009 --> 00:12:46,408 ...and the water was cold. 232 00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:51,409 - You mean shrinkage. - Yes. 233 00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:54,482 Significant shrinkage. 234 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,401 So you feel you were shortchanged? 235 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:57,968 Yes. 236 00:12:58,129 --> 00:13:01,007 If she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. 237 00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:02,921 That was not me, Jerry. That was not me. 238 00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:04,841 Well, so, what's the difference? 239 00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:08,365 - What if she discusses it with Jane? - Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane. 240 00:13:08,529 --> 00:13:10,281 - How do you know? - Women aren't like us. 241 00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:12,360 They're worse! They're much worse than us. 242 00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,599 They talk about everything. 243 00:13:14,769 --> 00:13:16,680 Could you tell her about the shrinkage factor? 244 00:13:16,849 --> 00:13:18,885 No. I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. 245 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,483 Besides, I think women know about shrinkage. 246 00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:23,241 How do women know about shrinkage? 247 00:13:23,409 --> 00:13:25,365 Isn't it common knowledge? 248 00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:26,678 - Elaine. - Elaine. 249 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,328 Elaine! 250 00:13:30,169 --> 00:13:33,286 - What? - Do women know about shrinkage? 251 00:13:33,449 --> 00:13:34,928 What do you mean, like laundry? 252 00:13:35,809 --> 00:13:36,844 No. 253 00:13:37,009 --> 00:13:40,922 Like when a man goes swimming, afterwards... 254 00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:44,521 It shrinks? 255 00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:48,997 Like a frightened turtle. 256 00:13:54,129 --> 00:13:57,678 - Why does it shrink? - It just does. 257 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:02,047 I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. 258 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:07,887 - Excellent lobster, Kramer. - Really good. 259 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,087 Rachel, aren't you gonna have any? 260 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,285 No, I can't. 261 00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:14,565 I'm kosher. We don't eat shellfish. 262 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,163 You mean you've never tasted lobster? 263 00:14:17,329 --> 00:14:18,557 No. 264 00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:21,923 You're so pious. 265 00:14:22,089 --> 00:14:23,568 I really respect that. 266 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:24,923 You know, when you die... 267 00:14:25,089 --> 00:14:27,284 ...you're gonna get some special attention. 268 00:14:29,449 --> 00:14:31,804 The baby's crying. I'll go get him, he can sit with us. 269 00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:34,767 No, no. You don't want to do that. 270 00:14:34,929 --> 00:14:36,920 - You'll be uncomfortable. - Yeah. Finish eating. 271 00:14:37,089 --> 00:14:39,080 The baby's not gonna have any fun over here. 272 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:41,046 - We're not fun for a baby. - Yeah. 273 00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:42,767 The lobsters will scare him. 274 00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:46,646 I'm gonna get him. 275 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,764 See? Look at this. 276 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,801 Rachel, my T-shirt shrunk. 277 00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:57,961 It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. 278 00:14:58,769 --> 00:15:00,725 See, that's what water does. 279 00:15:00,889 --> 00:15:02,880 It shrinks things. 280 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:06,644 Really? Tell us more, Mr. Science. 281 00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,719 What are you doing? What are you laughing at? 282 00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:14,881 - It's nothing, George. - It's very impolite to tell secrets. 283 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:17,768 - Are you talking about me? - What is it with you? 284 00:15:18,449 --> 00:15:20,360 Easy, big fella. 285 00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:22,526 Kramer, where did you get these lobsters? 286 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,204 - At MacLeish's Fish Market? - No. I got them in the ocean. 287 00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,321 The ocean? What do you mean? 288 00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:31,879 Well, I found this rope and I kept tugging on it... 289 00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,641 ...all these lobsters came up. 290 00:15:34,729 --> 00:15:37,766 Those are commercial lobster traps. You can't take lobsters from there. 291 00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:39,920 - That's against the law. - Hey, take it easy. 292 00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:42,444 There are plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone. 293 00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:45,125 My father was a lobsterman. 294 00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:47,001 He got up every morning at 4... 295 00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:49,160 ...and came home at night stinking of brine. 296 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,202 He sent me through law school with the lobsters he caught. 297 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,088 Here he is. 298 00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:09,043 - Some night, huh? - Yeah. 299 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:11,200 I wish I had my telescope. 300 00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:14,846 - Some dinner, huh? - Yeah. 301 00:16:15,009 --> 00:16:17,477 Nothing like really fresh-caught lobster. 302 00:16:17,649 --> 00:16:19,560 Some house, huh? 303 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,441 It was built by Mark Farbman. 304 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,645 He built a lot of these homes here. 305 00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,284 Some ugly baby, huh? 306 00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:32,202 - What did you say? - I said... 307 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:36,362 ..."some snugly baby." 308 00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:39,881 He is something. 309 00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:42,883 Well, to tell you the truth, Dr. Pfeffer... 310 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:46,803 ...I was surprised to hear you use a word like "breathtaking"... 311 00:16:46,969 --> 00:16:48,607 ...to describe a baby. 312 00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:51,886 I mean, because you also used it referring to me. 313 00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:57,486 Well, you know, Elaine, sometimes you say a thing like that just to be nice. 314 00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,327 You told her? 315 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:06,401 - Yeah. What's the big deal? - You don't understand this organ. 316 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:09,037 It's very schizophrenic. 317 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,682 Anyway, what's the difference? 318 00:17:10,849 --> 00:17:13,317 You're the ones who are obsessed with this stuff, not us. 319 00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:15,161 I'm sure it wouldn't matter to Jane. 320 00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:17,604 You're going back to New York now? 321 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:20,920 Yeah. I have some things to do tomorrow. 322 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,601 I think you spoke to your little friend Rachel, that's what I think. 323 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:28,202 So what if I did? 324 00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:31,725 And she didn't say something to you about a certain something? 325 00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:33,481 I don't know what you're talking about. 326 00:17:33,649 --> 00:17:35,401 I think that you think... 327 00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:38,037 ...that a certain something is not all that it could be... 328 00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:41,804 ...when, in fact, it is all that it should be and more. 329 00:17:42,449 --> 00:17:45,521 - I'm sure it is. - Look, you don't understand. 330 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,247 There was shrinkage. 331 00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:57,602 You looking for this? 332 00:17:59,169 --> 00:18:02,161 Oh, Kramer. You startled me. 333 00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:06,561 Well, I thought you might wind up around here. 334 00:18:06,729 --> 00:18:08,959 Yeah, well, I couldn't stop... 335 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,280 ...thinking about the way everybody was enjoying the lobster so much. 336 00:18:12,449 --> 00:18:15,122 And, well, I thought a little taste couldn't hurt. 337 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:18,281 - May I? - No, I'm afraid I couldn't do that. 338 00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:22,924 - Why not? - Well, now, it wouldn't be kosher. 339 00:18:23,889 --> 00:18:25,641 Come on, Kramer. I really wanna try it. 340 00:18:25,809 --> 00:18:28,448 No, I'm sorry, honey. Not on my watch. 341 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,207 Come on, Kramer. 342 00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,959 I just heard a car drive out. What was that? 343 00:18:38,129 --> 00:18:41,041 Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 344 00:18:45,009 --> 00:18:48,922 George, thanks so much for making breakfast. 345 00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:51,080 These are the best scrambled eggs ever. 346 00:18:51,249 --> 00:18:52,523 I didn't know you could cook. 347 00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:55,999 Well, I'm just expressing my gratitude to our gracious host. 348 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,364 Yes, George, the whole breakfast is breathtaking. 349 00:19:02,289 --> 00:19:04,245 - Good morning. - Hey! 350 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,127 - Hey, morning. - Morning. 351 00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:09,042 Kramer, I wanna thank you again for last night. 352 00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:11,484 - You really saved me. - What happened? 353 00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:14,289 Well, I almost tried the lobster... 354 00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:15,723 ...but Kramer stopped me. 355 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:18,722 Well, I knew you'd regret it for the rest of your life. 356 00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:20,521 You're right. I would have. 357 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,441 Hey, look at this guy. 358 00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:24,486 - A little breakfast? - Yeah. 359 00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:26,844 - And you eat eggs, don't you? - Yes, I do. 360 00:19:27,009 --> 00:19:29,682 - All right. - Thank you. 361 00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:33,443 Delicious. Where did you learn to make eggs like this? 362 00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:36,039 These are so good. 363 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,767 Enjoying them? 364 00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:39,362 Oh, good. 365 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:45,638 You know, you might wanna try eating it with one of these. 366 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:49,046 There's lobster in these eggs? 367 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:50,278 Not that much. 368 00:19:50,449 --> 00:19:52,838 You know, they tend to shrink in the water. 369 00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:57,478 Well, I guess I gotta go too. 370 00:19:58,289 --> 00:20:01,599 Well, this has turned out to be one hell of a weekend. 371 00:20:02,449 --> 00:20:04,565 Excuse me. 372 00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:08,204 Sorry to bother you. 373 00:20:08,369 --> 00:20:10,439 We're trying to track down a lobster poacher... 374 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,281 ...that cleaned out one of the traps. 375 00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:16,602 - I wonder what's going on. - Guess I should go up and apologize. 376 00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:20,008 - There he is, officer. - Yeah. 377 00:20:22,769 --> 00:20:24,487 Don't you ever knock?! 378 00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:29,807 I don't know why Rachel had to drive back with Michael and Carol. 379 00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:31,118 Hey, if you saw me naked... 380 00:20:31,289 --> 00:20:33,757 ...I wouldn't wanna ride in the same car with you either. 381 00:20:33,929 --> 00:20:36,045 I still can't believe Michael finked on Kramer. 382 00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:39,406 How is he gonna pay off a $1000 fine? 383 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,719 They got some sort of program. 384 00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:47,882 What? 385 00:20:52,569 --> 00:20:55,925 Hey, there's a tomato stand. Let's stop. I can get some more. 386 00:20:56,329 --> 00:20:58,479 Hey, isn't that Michael's car? 387 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,839 - There's Rachel. - Where? 388 00:21:11,129 --> 00:21:14,758 Look at the work that people will do to get to the ocean. 389 00:21:14,929 --> 00:21:18,080 They'll fight traffic and the heat and the parking and the hot sand... 390 00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:19,841 ...trying to get through the waves... 391 00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:21,328 ...and the ironic thing is... 392 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,799 ...the ocean doesn't even really want us in there. 393 00:21:24,969 --> 00:21:26,038 That's what surfing is. 394 00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:29,884 Surfing is the ocean throwing us out of itself. 395 00:21:30,049 --> 00:21:31,448 You see? 396 00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:33,002 We keep trying to paddle in... 397 00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:35,763 ...and the ocean is saying, "No, you don't." 398 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,608 The ocean is like a nightclub... 399 00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:40,488 ...and the waves are bouncers tossing us out. 400 00:21:40,649 --> 00:21:42,605 The undertow is like the really mean bouncer. 401 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,841 Instead of throwing you out, they take you in the back and rough you up. 402 00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:48,967 "Oh, you wanna come in? How about coming in like 25 miles?" 403 00:21:54,529 --> 00:21:56,520 Subtitles by SDl Media Group