1 00:00:02,249 --> 00:00:05,047 I find it fascinating, when you go in the stationery store... 2 00:00:06,449 --> 00:00:09,088 ...that they're manufacturing millions of pens constantly. 3 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:12,525 We're all buying them. I must have bought 6000 Bics in my life. 4 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,682 I've used up maybe two of them. Where's the rest of them? 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,840 Move a refrigerator, there's a couple there. 6 00:00:18,009 --> 00:00:22,002 But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens? 7 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:24,478 That's why it's embarrassing if you don't have one. 8 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,641 "You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen?" We always have to whisper... 9 00:00:27,809 --> 00:00:31,006 ...because it's so humiliating. "I don't have a pen." 10 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:33,365 "They're making millions of them every week." 11 00:00:33,529 --> 00:00:35,599 "I know. Where are they?" 12 00:00:42,249 --> 00:00:43,682 May I help you? 13 00:00:43,849 --> 00:00:47,285 Yeah, hi. I'm looking for a Rolamech 1000. 14 00:00:47,449 --> 00:00:52,569 - It's a mechanical pencil. - Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000. 15 00:00:54,569 --> 00:00:56,446 No, I'm sure you do. 16 00:00:56,609 --> 00:00:58,520 They're pretty expensive. 17 00:00:58,689 --> 00:01:00,600 Well, it's for my boss. 18 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,202 What do you do? 19 00:01:03,929 --> 00:01:05,203 Whatever. 20 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,405 Well, we don't have any in stock right now... 21 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:09,799 ...but I would be happy to order it for you. 22 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:11,846 Just give me your phone number... 23 00:01:12,009 --> 00:01:14,682 ...and when it comes in, I'll give you a call. 24 00:01:14,849 --> 00:01:16,441 Your name is...? 25 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,008 Elaine. 26 00:01:18,169 --> 00:01:20,000 Elaine. 27 00:01:21,769 --> 00:01:25,887 - And your last name? - It's just Elaine. Like Cher. 28 00:01:28,329 --> 00:01:30,365 And your number? 29 00:01:30,529 --> 00:01:35,364 It's KL5-2390. 30 00:01:35,689 --> 00:01:37,680 Okay. Thanks a lot. 31 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:40,921 - You'll be hearing from me. - Okay. So long. 32 00:01:41,089 --> 00:01:44,240 - Why did you give him my number? - Don't worry about it. 33 00:01:44,649 --> 00:01:46,321 I think he got ideas. 34 00:01:46,489 --> 00:01:49,447 I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein. 35 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,327 Just call me when the pencil comes in. 36 00:01:51,489 --> 00:01:53,764 Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? 37 00:01:54,569 --> 00:01:55,797 Hey, look who's here. 38 00:01:55,969 --> 00:01:57,880 Hey. 39 00:01:59,529 --> 00:02:01,042 - Hi, Jerry. - Hi, Julie. 40 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:02,403 Elaine, Julie. 41 00:02:02,569 --> 00:02:04,799 - Hi. - Oh, hi. Elaine's my middle name. 42 00:02:04,969 --> 00:02:07,164 Mine's Ike. 43 00:02:08,569 --> 00:02:09,763 Hey, wanna get some lunch? 44 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:12,079 Just had a big bowl of Kix. 45 00:02:13,129 --> 00:02:14,528 Oh, well, that's very mature. 46 00:02:14,689 --> 00:02:16,600 - What about you? - Oh, please come, Elaine. 47 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:18,725 No. Maybe you could bring me something. 48 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:22,359 - Sure, all right. What do you want? - I don't know. 49 00:02:22,529 --> 00:02:24,326 - A big salad. - What big salad? 50 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:26,878 - I'm going to the coffee shop. - They have big salads. 51 00:02:27,049 --> 00:02:28,721 I've never seen a big salad. 52 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,041 They have big salads. 53 00:02:31,209 --> 00:02:34,007 Is that what I ask for, the big salad? 54 00:02:34,849 --> 00:02:37,124 - It's okay. Just forget it. - No, hey, I'll get it. 55 00:02:37,289 --> 00:02:38,961 What's in the big salad? 56 00:02:39,129 --> 00:02:43,202 Big lettuce, big carrots. Tomatoes like volleyballs. 57 00:02:43,529 --> 00:02:45,918 So you gonna be upstairs? See you in a little while. 58 00:02:46,089 --> 00:02:47,442 - Okay. - Okay. 59 00:02:48,489 --> 00:02:50,605 Maybe I should just get married. 60 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:53,084 Dating really is getting embarrassing, isn't it? 61 00:02:53,249 --> 00:02:57,606 I know. Whenever I'm on a date, I always feel like people can tell. 62 00:02:57,769 --> 00:02:59,999 People on dates shouldn't be allowed in public. 63 00:03:00,169 --> 00:03:02,160 It's embarrassing for them. 64 00:03:02,329 --> 00:03:03,887 It's painful for us to watch. 65 00:03:04,049 --> 00:03:06,722 I'm going out with someone, I'm not even taking her out. 66 00:03:06,889 --> 00:03:09,847 - Good for you. - I don't need people staring at us. 67 00:03:10,009 --> 00:03:11,840 You're telling me. 68 00:03:12,969 --> 00:03:14,721 What was that? 69 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,121 Gendason. What a jerk. 70 00:03:21,289 --> 00:03:24,326 I'm never playing golf with him again. 71 00:03:24,489 --> 00:03:27,367 - Who? Gendason? - Steve Gendason. 72 00:03:27,529 --> 00:03:29,042 Why does that name sound familiar? 73 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,804 - He used to be a baseball player. - How'd you end up golfing with him? 74 00:03:32,969 --> 00:03:34,880 I met him on the course a couple years ago. 75 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:38,086 Yeah. Played with him a lot. But today was it. 76 00:03:38,249 --> 00:03:41,047 We're on the 15th hole. 77 00:03:41,209 --> 00:03:43,325 He's beating me by a couple of strokes. 78 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,878 Then he's about to hit his second shot... 79 00:03:46,049 --> 00:03:51,282 ...when he picks up the ball and cleans it. 80 00:03:52,889 --> 00:03:54,959 - So what? - Sorry. 81 00:03:56,329 --> 00:03:59,765 The rules clearly state you cannot clean the ball unless it's on the green. 82 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:02,568 - The rules are clear about that. - Certainly are. 83 00:04:02,729 --> 00:04:05,527 - So I penalized him a stroke. - So, what happened? 84 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:07,520 He lost it! 85 00:04:08,009 --> 00:04:09,442 We almost came to blows. 86 00:04:09,609 --> 00:04:11,839 We're face to face, like a manager and an umpire. 87 00:04:12,009 --> 00:04:14,239 We're like, "Hey, what are you talking about?! 88 00:04:14,409 --> 00:04:19,244 - Think I'm gonna put up with that?!" - All right. All right! You're in my face. 89 00:04:19,529 --> 00:04:21,042 I don't see what the big deal is. 90 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:26,488 Hey, a rule is a rule. And let's face it, without rules, there's chaos. 91 00:04:29,209 --> 00:04:31,882 I like Anna Quindlen's column. And Safire. 92 00:04:32,049 --> 00:04:33,607 Don't you like Safire? 93 00:04:33,769 --> 00:04:35,600 Safire. 94 00:04:35,769 --> 00:04:37,680 Although he can be rather pedantic. 95 00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:40,079 He can be pedantic. He can be pedantic. 96 00:04:40,929 --> 00:04:42,965 And Bob Herbert's great. 97 00:04:43,289 --> 00:04:44,642 He worked for the Dai/y News. 98 00:04:44,809 --> 00:04:47,687 Yes. Yes. You know what's interesting? 99 00:04:47,849 --> 00:04:51,080 The quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons... 100 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,798 ...is Bobby Hebert, no R... 101 00:04:54,969 --> 00:04:56,288 ...which I find fascinating. 102 00:04:56,969 --> 00:04:58,448 You know, it's Herbert... 103 00:04:58,609 --> 00:05:01,203 ...H-E-R-B-E-R-T... 104 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:05,521 ...Hebert, H-E-B-E-R-T. 105 00:05:06,609 --> 00:05:10,079 Hebert. It's a fun name to pronounce. Try and say it. Hebert. 106 00:05:10,569 --> 00:05:13,003 Go ahead, take a shot. Hebert. All right. 107 00:05:13,169 --> 00:05:15,000 - Thanks. I got it. - No. I'd like to pay. 108 00:05:15,169 --> 00:05:17,000 Now, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. 109 00:05:17,169 --> 00:05:19,729 What difference does it make who pays? It's meaningless. 110 00:05:19,889 --> 00:05:22,562 - Okay, thanks, George. - Here's your big salad to go. 111 00:05:22,729 --> 00:05:24,447 Oh, thank you. 112 00:05:27,649 --> 00:05:29,446 Hello. 113 00:05:29,609 --> 00:05:31,201 No, she's not here. 114 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:34,400 Okay, fine. Whatever. 115 00:05:34,569 --> 00:05:36,241 Yes, I'll tell her. 116 00:05:36,409 --> 00:05:38,047 Okay, goodbye. 117 00:05:38,209 --> 00:05:42,919 Stationery-store guy called to say he ordered your pencil. 118 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:46,398 I told you. He has ideas. 119 00:05:46,569 --> 00:05:50,278 - He doesn't even care if a man answers. - Or you. 120 00:05:51,569 --> 00:05:52,968 - Hey. - Hey. 121 00:05:53,129 --> 00:05:54,448 Hey. 122 00:05:54,609 --> 00:05:56,201 - Sorry we're late. - It's no problem. 123 00:05:56,369 --> 00:05:58,644 - Here's your big salad. - Thank you, Julie. 124 00:05:58,809 --> 00:06:00,322 You're very welcome. 125 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:03,529 So I guess I better get going. 126 00:06:03,689 --> 00:06:06,078 Meeting Mother at the Guggenheim. You don't wanna go? 127 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:08,968 No, you Guggenheim. I'm not much of a Guggenheimer. 128 00:06:09,129 --> 00:06:10,881 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah. You go. 129 00:06:11,049 --> 00:06:14,007 - Okay, I'll see you later. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 130 00:06:19,489 --> 00:06:21,719 Did you see what just happened here? 131 00:06:22,409 --> 00:06:24,445 Well, that all depends. 132 00:06:24,889 --> 00:06:28,086 Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? 133 00:06:28,929 --> 00:06:31,489 - Yeah, so? - Well, she didn't buy the big salad. 134 00:06:31,649 --> 00:06:34,209 I bought the big salad. 135 00:06:34,609 --> 00:06:36,088 - Is that a fact? - Yes, it is. 136 00:06:36,249 --> 00:06:38,888 She just took credit for my salad. 137 00:06:39,049 --> 00:06:40,528 - That's not right. - No, it isn't. 138 00:06:40,689 --> 00:06:42,281 - I'm the one who bought it. - You did. 139 00:06:42,449 --> 00:06:44,405 - She should've said something. - She could've. 140 00:06:44,569 --> 00:06:46,207 - Oh, I know. - Imagine... 141 00:06:46,369 --> 00:06:49,998 ...her taking credit for your big salad. 142 00:06:50,769 --> 00:06:54,478 You buy a big salad for somebody, it would be nice if they knew it. 143 00:06:54,649 --> 00:06:56,560 Obviously. 144 00:06:57,289 --> 00:06:58,483 - Turn on the TV. - What? 145 00:06:58,649 --> 00:07:00,560 Put it on. Put it on! 146 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:04,320 Neither the district attorney's office nor the po/ice department... 147 00:07:04,489 --> 00:07:06,400 ...have answered any questions as yet. 148 00:07:06,569 --> 00:07:08,560 To repeat, in case you're just joining us... 149 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,323 ...former baseba/ star Steve Gendason has been tak en... 150 00:07:11,489 --> 00:07:13,480 ...to po/ice headquarters for questioning... 151 00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:17,039 ...in the murder of Bobby Pinkus, the owner of Roya/ Dry C/eaners... 152 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:20,406 ...at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue. 153 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:22,048 According to Pinkus' wife... 154 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,042 ...Gendason had been inv o/ved in a dispute with the c/eaner... 155 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:28,406 ...over a stain on a pair of grey Sansabe/t s/acks. 156 00:07:28,929 --> 00:07:31,887 We a/so have a report that ear/ier in the day... 157 00:07:32,049 --> 00:07:34,324 ...a groundsk eeper at Van Cort/andt go/f course... 158 00:07:34,489 --> 00:07:39,199 ...reported/y saw an irate Gendason /eaving the c/ubhouse in a huff. 159 00:07:39,369 --> 00:07:41,963 Whether there is a possib/e connection between the two... 160 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,723 ...is something we'/ just have to wait and find out. 161 00:07:45,849 --> 00:07:48,602 - Jerry. - Well, it had nothing to do with you. 162 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,329 Yeah, but maybe he was so mad from the penalty stroke... 163 00:07:51,489 --> 00:07:53,525 ...that he murdered the dry cleaner. 164 00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:59,408 Generally speaking, you don't need any extra incentive... 165 00:07:59,569 --> 00:08:02,322 ...to murder a dry cleaner. I wouldn't worry about it. 166 00:08:05,409 --> 00:08:09,163 - I like Julie. She's very personable. - Yeah, she's lovely. 167 00:08:09,849 --> 00:08:11,760 - That's great, George. - Yeah. 168 00:08:19,769 --> 00:08:24,160 - So did you enjoy your lunch? - Yeah. The big salad. 169 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:27,526 It was very good. Actually, it was too big. 170 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:32,328 - Why? - Oh, no reason. 171 00:08:34,009 --> 00:08:36,569 Because, you know, she handed you the bag. 172 00:08:36,969 --> 00:08:38,448 I could have handed you the bag. 173 00:08:38,609 --> 00:08:41,681 But she happened to picked it up at the restaurant, even though... 174 00:08:41,849 --> 00:08:43,601 Even though what? 175 00:08:44,889 --> 00:08:46,481 It's just... 176 00:08:46,649 --> 00:08:49,038 You thanked her, even though... 177 00:08:50,369 --> 00:08:52,087 What's the difference? 178 00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:54,399 What? What are you trying to say, George? 179 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:58,847 It's just that I was the one that actually paid for the big salad. 180 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:02,445 She just happened to hand it to you. But it's no big deal. 181 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,679 You want the money for the big salad, George? 182 00:09:04,849 --> 00:09:06,646 - No, no. - Then what is your problem? 183 00:09:06,809 --> 00:09:08,720 There is no problem. 184 00:09:09,929 --> 00:09:12,762 Just a small miscommunication whereby you thanked her... 185 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:15,124 ...instead of the person actually responsible... 186 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:17,928 ...for the purchasing of the big salad. 187 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:23,447 Kramer played golf with him, and Kramer thinks a penalty stroke... 188 00:09:23,609 --> 00:09:25,839 ...may have driven him to it. 189 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,004 Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. 190 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,285 Come on. Let's go out. 191 00:09:31,449 --> 00:09:33,565 No, I don't think so. 192 00:09:33,929 --> 00:09:35,408 Why not? 193 00:09:35,569 --> 00:09:37,958 We don't need a bunch of people staring at us. 194 00:09:38,249 --> 00:09:40,399 - Who's staring? - Oh, they're staring. 195 00:09:40,569 --> 00:09:42,639 They know we're on a date. They're making fun. 196 00:09:42,809 --> 00:09:44,322 Come on. It's embarrassing. 197 00:09:46,449 --> 00:09:48,007 Hello? 198 00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:50,883 No, she's not here. 199 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,960 Yes, I will tell her. 200 00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:57,647 No, I don't know what time she might be coming back. 201 00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:59,367 Look, I gotta go. 202 00:09:59,969 --> 00:10:01,800 Bye. 203 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,529 That's... It's a long story. 204 00:10:07,369 --> 00:10:08,768 Hello, Newman. 205 00:10:09,369 --> 00:10:11,360 Hello, Jerry. I was wondering if you knew... 206 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:13,440 - ... where Kramer was. - No, I don't. Why? 207 00:10:13,609 --> 00:10:16,407 You know, Gendason. This is something, isn't it? 208 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,163 - I suppose. - What did Kramer say? 209 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:21,797 - I don't know. Nothing. - Come on, Jerry. 210 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,642 You know something. Tell me! Tell me! 211 00:10:25,329 --> 00:10:27,081 Oh, Chunkys. 212 00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:32,247 Margaret? 213 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:38,366 - Hello. - You two know each other? 214 00:10:38,729 --> 00:10:40,765 You might say that. 215 00:10:41,929 --> 00:10:44,238 We used to go out. 216 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:49,446 Well, toodle-loo. 217 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:52,442 Nice seeing you again, Margaret. Bye, Jerry. 218 00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:54,565 Have fun. 219 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:05,121 You went out with Newman? 220 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:09,399 - Just a few times. - Why? 221 00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:14,682 - I liked him. - You liked Newman? 222 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:17,848 Look, I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this, okay? 223 00:11:18,049 --> 00:11:22,406 No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little curious. Why did you stop seeing him? 224 00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:24,800 He ended it. 225 00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:28,920 He ended it? 226 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,559 Yes. Yes. 227 00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:34,687 It was a couple of years ago. Why, does it matter? 228 00:11:34,849 --> 00:11:37,682 No. No, of course not. 229 00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:41,960 Jerry, they found a tee. 230 00:11:43,809 --> 00:11:47,040 - What tee? - A golf tee in the dry cleaner. 231 00:11:52,609 --> 00:11:55,806 Newman. She went out with Newman. 232 00:11:56,009 --> 00:11:58,477 - It must be a mistake. - No. It isn't. 233 00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:01,726 And the most distressing part is not that she went out with him... 234 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,959 ...but that he stopped seeing her. 235 00:12:04,929 --> 00:12:07,568 Do you understand? He, Newman... 236 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:10,118 ...Newman stopped seeing her. 237 00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,847 Newman never stops seeing anybody. 238 00:12:12,009 --> 00:12:14,477 Newman will see whoever is willing to see him. 239 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:17,920 So the question, then, is not so much why did she see him... 240 00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:21,083 ...as disturbing as that is... 241 00:12:21,249 --> 00:12:25,208 ...but why did he, Newman, stop seeing her? 242 00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:30,038 Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye. 243 00:12:30,529 --> 00:12:32,724 No. There's less. 244 00:12:35,249 --> 00:12:37,763 - It's possible. - No, it isn't. 245 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,760 I've looked into his eyes. 246 00:12:39,929 --> 00:12:42,045 He's pure evil. 247 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,762 Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle. 248 00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:48,119 Yeah. He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. 249 00:12:49,089 --> 00:12:52,161 - Can I get you some more coffee? - No, but thank you. 250 00:12:52,329 --> 00:12:55,162 Your stationery-store guy called. He's got your pencil. 251 00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:57,929 You are kidding me. 252 00:12:58,089 --> 00:13:01,718 No. He left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor and got it. 253 00:13:01,929 --> 00:13:04,079 I bought one yesterday on 14th Street. 254 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:06,644 What did you do that for? He already ordered it. 255 00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:09,966 - I wanted to please Mr. Pitt. - You better go down and tell this guy. 256 00:13:10,129 --> 00:13:13,007 - He's very excited. - Oh, boy. 257 00:13:13,289 --> 00:13:15,007 - Oh, hi, Julie. - Hi. 258 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,648 - Hi, Julie. - How are you, Elaine? 259 00:13:16,809 --> 00:13:20,006 - I'm meeting George here. - Well, then I better get going. 260 00:13:20,169 --> 00:13:22,160 Otherwise George will make me buy him lunch... 261 00:13:22,329 --> 00:13:25,401 ...to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday. 262 00:13:25,609 --> 00:13:27,327 How do you know that? 263 00:13:29,449 --> 00:13:32,486 - Who is it? - It's Jerry. 264 00:13:33,169 --> 00:13:35,478 It's kind of a bad time. Could you come back later? 265 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,082 Come on, Newman, open the door! 266 00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:44,246 Hello, Jerry. 267 00:13:46,329 --> 00:13:48,843 What a treat. What brings you down to the east wing? 268 00:13:49,049 --> 00:13:52,041 Okay, pudgy, let's stop playing games. What happened with Margaret? 269 00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:54,598 Don't get excited. Can we discuss this like gentlemen? 270 00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:59,320 No, we can't. My skin is crawling just being inside your little rat's nest. 271 00:14:01,009 --> 00:14:03,398 - Now, what happened? - You wanna know what happened? 272 00:14:03,569 --> 00:14:05,719 I'll tell you what happened. 273 00:14:05,889 --> 00:14:08,039 She wasn't my type. 274 00:14:08,409 --> 00:14:11,207 - Not your type? - Not really. 275 00:14:11,369 --> 00:14:15,248 - Well, how come? - She just didn't do it for me. 276 00:14:15,409 --> 00:14:19,641 - What is wrong with her? - Well, if you're happy with her... 277 00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:21,800 ...that's all that matters. 278 00:14:22,969 --> 00:14:25,961 - You don't think she's attractive? - No. 279 00:14:26,289 --> 00:14:28,723 I need a really pretty face. 280 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:31,801 But, hey, that's me. 281 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:34,765 Okay, Newman. Thanks a lot. 282 00:14:34,929 --> 00:14:36,999 - Care for some lemonade? - No, thank you. 283 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,967 Drop by anytime, Jerry. 284 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:46,283 Jerry. All right, now, listen to this. 285 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:50,126 "If a player cleans his ball during play of a hole... 286 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:54,726 ...except on the putting green, he shall incur a penalty of one stroke." 287 00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:56,925 - That's the rule. - It's just a friendly game. 288 00:14:57,089 --> 00:15:00,718 - Why are you always such a stickler? - That's the way I was raised. 289 00:15:00,889 --> 00:15:04,040 When I was growing up, I had to be in bed every night by 9:00. 290 00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:08,407 And if I wasn't... Well, I don't have to tell you what happened. 291 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,123 What are you so worried about this for? 292 00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:14,439 You know he talked about Pinkus on the course? 293 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,803 - He did? - Oh, yeah. 294 00:15:15,969 --> 00:15:19,166 He said he brought his pants to Pinkus', and they came back stained... 295 00:15:19,329 --> 00:15:21,479 ...with some kind of dry-cleaning fluid. 296 00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:23,685 And Pinkus denied responsibility. 297 00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:25,521 You see? He was very upset at Pinkus. 298 00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:27,486 So it had nothing to do with you. 299 00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:29,959 Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. 300 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:33,166 - No, I don't think so. - Poor Pinkus. 301 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,885 Poor little Pinkus. 302 00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:39,719 Hey, let me ask you a question. 303 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,357 You met Margaret. You think Margaret's good-looking? 304 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:45,602 She's a natural beauty. No makeup? I like that. 305 00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:48,363 Yeah. And the curls? You like the curls? 306 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:51,885 - Oh, I love curls. - Yeah. Yeah, me too. 307 00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:53,767 - I'll see you later. - Where you going? 308 00:15:53,929 --> 00:15:55,885 - Gendason's. - You're going to see Gendason? 309 00:15:56,049 --> 00:15:58,119 It's weighing on my conscience. 310 00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:04,598 I think I could have played with dolls if there were dolls in the house. 311 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:06,567 It seems like fun to me. 312 00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:11,086 It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls. 313 00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:13,081 What's so terrible? 314 00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:16,117 So, George, I was talking to Elaine before- 315 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,086 We're just friends. 316 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:22,564 Yes, well, anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. 317 00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:23,957 Share. 318 00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:27,565 Well, when I came over to the table, she mentioned something... 319 00:16:27,729 --> 00:16:31,165 ...about how she'd better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch... 320 00:16:31,329 --> 00:16:34,048 ...to make up for the one you bought yesterday. 321 00:16:35,569 --> 00:16:36,888 I'm not following. 322 00:16:38,009 --> 00:16:41,479 Well, my question is, how could Elaine be under the impression... 323 00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:43,640 ...that you bought the big salad... 324 00:16:43,809 --> 00:16:45,800 ...when I was the one that handed it to her? 325 00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:49,240 Well, she probably just assumed. 326 00:16:50,289 --> 00:16:52,041 Did she? 327 00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:56,401 Wait a second. 328 00:16:57,009 --> 00:17:01,082 Are you suggesting that I went out of my way to tell Elaine... 329 00:17:01,249 --> 00:17:05,162 ...that even though you handed her the big salad, that it came from me? 330 00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:07,240 That's what I'm suggesting. 331 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,804 Well, it was a big salad. 332 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:14,607 And what I would like to know is how does a person... 333 00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:17,488 ...who has virtually nothing to do with the big salad... 334 00:17:17,649 --> 00:17:19,765 ...claim responsibility for that salad... 335 00:17:19,929 --> 00:17:23,968 ...and accept a thank-you under false pretences? 336 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:29,241 George, all I did was hand someone a bag. 337 00:17:35,089 --> 00:17:37,364 It's just that my boss is very demanding... 338 00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:39,520 ...and he needed the pencil right away. 339 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:42,249 Well, why did you tell me to order it if you knew... 340 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,764 ...you were going to get one someplace else? 341 00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:47,397 No, I didn't know. I'm sorry. 342 00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,799 I went all the way down to the warehouse. 343 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,085 It took me three hours. 344 00:17:52,249 --> 00:17:54,399 I had a big fight with the foreman. 345 00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:57,118 Really? A fight with the foreman? 346 00:17:57,289 --> 00:18:03,159 - Yes. - Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. 347 00:18:03,329 --> 00:18:04,762 Yeah? 348 00:18:06,249 --> 00:18:08,604 Well, then how about going out with me? 349 00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:11,041 Okay. 350 00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:18,721 I mean, they found a tee. And he played golf that day. 351 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,323 Nobody walks into a dry cleaners' with a tee. 352 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,369 The circumstantial evidence is overwhelming. 353 00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:27,887 You had how many dates with him? Three? 354 00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:30,840 Around three. I don't know. 355 00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:34,366 And...? 356 00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:37,158 I told you, he stopped calling me. 357 00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:40,048 I moved on. I'm not hung up on him. 358 00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:47,083 - What are you looking at? - What? I'm not looking. Nothing. 359 00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:49,167 Why are you looking at my face? 360 00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:51,962 Where am I gonna look? 361 00:18:53,489 --> 00:18:54,922 Kiss me. 362 00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:05,321 I can't. 363 00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:12,082 Newman. 364 00:19:14,969 --> 00:19:17,005 Newman ruined it. All I could think of... 365 00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:21,720 ...when I was looking at her face was, "Newman found this unacceptable." 366 00:19:22,129 --> 00:19:25,246 I'm going out with the stationery-store guy. 367 00:19:25,969 --> 00:19:28,529 You're going out with the stationery-store guy? 368 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:32,682 I felt so guilty about the pencil I couldn't say no. 369 00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:37,846 Well, well, well. 370 00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:41,807 I'm not treating you to lunch anymore! 371 00:19:43,569 --> 00:19:46,720 You had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you... 372 00:19:46,889 --> 00:19:49,323 ...that I bought you the big salad, didn't you? 373 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:54,525 You know, if it was a regular salad, I wouldn't have said anything. 374 00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:58,125 But you had to have the big salad! 375 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,361 Hello? 376 00:20:04,529 --> 00:20:05,962 What? 377 00:20:06,129 --> 00:20:07,482 You're kidding. 378 00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:09,207 I'm turning it on. 379 00:20:09,369 --> 00:20:12,008 Oh, my God, get out of here. 380 00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:15,521 Hey, listen to this. They issued a warrant for Gendason's arrest. 381 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:19,079 He escaped, and the police spotted him on the New Jersey Turnpike. 382 00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:23,128 As you can see, he's in a white Ford Bronco. 383 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,803 The po/ice have c/eared the highway traffic in front... 384 00:20:25,969 --> 00:20:27,721 ...but they are k eeping their distance. 385 00:20:27,889 --> 00:20:29,800 They don't want this situation to esca/ate. 386 00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:34,042 And we have gotten an identification on the driver of the vehic/e. 387 00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:35,881 His name is Kramer... 388 00:20:36,049 --> 00:20:39,405 ...and he's reported/y one of Gendason's go/fing buddies. 389 00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:43,241 911, what are you reporting? 390 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,923 Yeah, this is Kramer. I got Gendason in the car. 391 00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:47,681 Now, he wants to see his fish. 392 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:51,398 I'm taking him to see his fish, so tell the police to back off. 393 00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:53,639 Okay, sir. And what's your name? 394 00:20:53,809 --> 00:20:57,040 My name is Kramer. You know who I am, damn it! 395 00:20:58,129 --> 00:21:01,201 - I told you not to take the turnpike. - I thought we would blend in. 396 00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:03,400 If you took the Palisades, this wouldn't happen. 397 00:21:03,569 --> 00:21:07,084 - Then we would've had bridge traffic. - Just drive. 398 00:21:14,329 --> 00:21:18,083 To me, murder doesn't even really seem like that great of a revenge. 399 00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:22,606 Wouldn't years of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? 400 00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:25,841 Constantly calling them and hanging up when they pick up the phone. 401 00:21:26,009 --> 00:21:29,240 Sending pizzas and taxis to their house all night long. 402 00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:33,084 After a while they go, "I wish this guy would kill me. I can't take it anymore!" 403 00:21:34,849 --> 00:21:37,488 How come when the police catch some really bad criminal... 404 00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:40,368 ...they put him in the handcuffs, hit him with the baton... 405 00:21:40,529 --> 00:21:44,044 ...put the chokehold on him, but then they don't want him to hurt his head... 406 00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:46,279 ...when they're putting him in the patrol car. 407 00:21:46,449 --> 00:21:50,647 "Watch your head. Don't hit that metal edge there. That really hurts." 408 00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:58,800 Subtitles by SDl Media Group