1 00:00:04,609 --> 00:00:06,327 Love seat is an interesting item. Some guy thought: 2 00:00:06,489 --> 00:00:09,401 "If they won't sit closer to us, why not shorten the furniture?" 3 00:00:09,569 --> 00:00:12,561 My favourite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy. 4 00:00:12,729 --> 00:00:15,766 This is very flattering to the prospective customer, isn't it? 5 00:00:16,569 --> 00:00:20,357 Why not call it the half-conscious- deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day... 6 00:00:20,529 --> 00:00:24,044 ...eating-Cheetos and-watching-TV recliner? 7 00:00:24,209 --> 00:00:26,643 And it goes back so far, that thing. 8 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:31,041 I mean, go to bed already. It's over. You're wiped. 9 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,605 So she got you to join a book club? 10 00:00:37,769 --> 00:00:41,648 I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon. 11 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:46,519 Well, I think that statement alone reflects your burgeoning intelligence. 12 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:48,919 - What about this one? - No, I don't like that one. 13 00:00:49,089 --> 00:00:53,367 - So, what's your first book? - Breakfast at Tiffany's. Ninety pages. 14 00:00:54,569 --> 00:00:57,879 - It's kind of old, isn't it? - They wanted a Truman Capote book. 15 00:00:58,409 --> 00:00:59,808 Oh, sure, Truman Capote. 16 00:00:59,969 --> 00:01:01,402 - He's a great writer. - Oh, yeah. 17 00:01:01,569 --> 00:01:03,241 - Ever read anything by him? - No. You? 18 00:01:03,409 --> 00:01:05,400 No. 19 00:01:06,009 --> 00:01:07,727 What about this one? 20 00:01:07,889 --> 00:01:09,641 Look at this. This is it. 21 00:01:09,809 --> 00:01:12,323 This is what I'm looking for. 22 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,922 Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:17,286 - Hey, what's going on? - New couch, baby. 24 00:01:17,449 --> 00:01:19,360 New couch? Why? 25 00:01:19,529 --> 00:01:22,168 I love this couch. The best part is it doesn't fold out... 26 00:01:22,329 --> 00:01:24,604 ...so no one can sleep over. 27 00:01:27,409 --> 00:01:29,081 Hello. 28 00:01:29,329 --> 00:01:30,603 Hello. 29 00:01:30,769 --> 00:01:32,919 Oh, let me get the door for you. 30 00:01:35,449 --> 00:01:37,041 Be careful. 31 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:39,359 Wait till you see it. It's perfect. 32 00:01:39,529 --> 00:01:42,248 The guy told me it's one of a kind. They stopped making it. 33 00:01:42,409 --> 00:01:43,842 What are you doing with your old couch? 34 00:01:44,009 --> 00:01:45,965 The moving guys are taking it. You want it? 35 00:01:46,129 --> 00:01:49,326 - Yeah, I'll take it. - I'm sure they can deliver it to you. 36 00:01:50,129 --> 00:01:51,721 Yes, they can. 37 00:01:52,569 --> 00:01:54,287 - Hey, couch is coming. - It's here. 38 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:57,247 All right. Yeah. You know, I'm excited about this, Jerry. 39 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,320 In a way, I feel I'm getting a new couch. 40 00:01:59,489 --> 00:02:00,968 Yeah, so do I. 41 00:02:01,729 --> 00:02:03,321 You remember Poppie? 42 00:02:03,769 --> 00:02:05,964 - You mean from Poppie's restaurant? - Yeah, yeah. 43 00:02:06,129 --> 00:02:08,279 Anyway, we're going into business together. 44 00:02:08,449 --> 00:02:10,041 Remember my idea about the place... 45 00:02:10,209 --> 00:02:12,769 - ... where you make your own pizza? - What was that again? 46 00:02:12,929 --> 00:02:15,124 It's a pizza place where you make your own pie. 47 00:02:15,289 --> 00:02:17,484 We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese. 48 00:02:17,649 --> 00:02:21,767 You pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air... 49 00:02:21,929 --> 00:02:25,604 ...put your toppings on, and you slide it into the oven. 50 00:02:25,769 --> 00:02:27,407 That sounds good, huh? 51 00:02:27,569 --> 00:02:31,084 I can't wait to get me a fella and make my own pie. 52 00:02:31,769 --> 00:02:33,487 What made you resurrect that old idea? 53 00:02:33,649 --> 00:02:35,640 Well, I happened to be eating at Poppie's... 54 00:02:35,809 --> 00:02:38,277 ...when I told him the old idea and his eyes: 55 00:02:38,849 --> 00:02:40,123 Just lit up. 56 00:02:40,289 --> 00:02:43,486 - You know, he wants to back it. - I heard Poppie's was good. Let's go. 57 00:02:43,649 --> 00:02:46,527 I'm not going. Didn't he get busted by the board of health? 58 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:48,327 No, that was in the past, Jerry. 59 00:02:48,489 --> 00:02:51,481 As it happens, New York magazine just judged his kitchen... 60 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,480 ...to be one of the cleanest in the city. 61 00:02:53,649 --> 00:02:56,846 They got a duck there, you think you died and went to heaven. 62 00:02:57,609 --> 00:02:59,725 I love duck. Come on, come on. 63 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:03,564 You gotta order it two days in advance. I'll call. I'll order the duck for you. 64 00:03:03,729 --> 00:03:05,560 Kramer, I- 65 00:03:10,809 --> 00:03:13,448 Right there, guys. That's perfect. 66 00:03:14,329 --> 00:03:15,728 What do you think, Lainey? 67 00:03:15,889 --> 00:03:18,119 Well, I don't know. I'll have to sit on it. 68 00:03:18,289 --> 00:03:20,405 Oh, no, I don't want anyone sitting on it. 69 00:03:20,969 --> 00:03:22,448 Sign here. 70 00:03:23,289 --> 00:03:25,678 Excuse me. I was wondering if it would be possible... 71 00:03:25,849 --> 00:03:28,488 ...if you could you deliver the old couch to my apartment? 72 00:03:28,649 --> 00:03:29,968 - It's not very far. - Sure. 73 00:03:30,129 --> 00:03:33,166 Okay. You got room in the truck for me? 74 00:03:34,929 --> 00:03:36,328 I think we can squeeze you in. 75 00:03:36,489 --> 00:03:40,198 Oh, goody. Okay. Well... 76 00:03:40,369 --> 00:03:43,327 ...I'll see you chumps later. 77 00:03:44,409 --> 00:03:48,038 - Did you offer those guys a drink? - No. Should I have? 78 00:03:48,209 --> 00:03:51,838 - What kind of a person are you? - I don't know. 79 00:03:52,529 --> 00:03:54,121 Okay, Breakfast at Tiffany's. 80 00:04:09,009 --> 00:04:10,727 So he puts the couch down... 81 00:04:10,889 --> 00:04:15,440 ...and just as he's about to leave, he says, "Do you date moving men?" 82 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:19,884 - You wanna know what I said? - I can't wait. 83 00:04:20,049 --> 00:04:22,165 "I do now." 84 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,482 - Clever. - Is that something? 85 00:04:24,649 --> 00:04:27,402 - Is that something? - Yes, you're something. 86 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:31,408 So anyway, when they were in my house before... 87 00:04:31,569 --> 00:04:33,639 ...I didn't offer them anything to drink. 88 00:04:33,809 --> 00:04:36,448 Well, they're real men, Jerry. They get sweaty. 89 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,203 So anyone sweaty in your house has to be offered a drink? 90 00:04:39,369 --> 00:04:40,768 Yes. 91 00:04:41,369 --> 00:04:42,688 Would you apologize for me? 92 00:04:43,289 --> 00:04:47,407 Hello. Jerry, so good to see you again. 93 00:04:48,049 --> 00:04:49,641 Hello... 94 00:04:49,809 --> 00:04:51,128 ...Poppie. 95 00:04:51,289 --> 00:04:53,519 - This is Elaine. - Nice to meet you, Poppie. 96 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:56,283 - Let me show you to your table. - Okay. 97 00:04:56,449 --> 00:04:59,247 Your duck is cooking as we speak. 98 00:04:59,409 --> 00:05:03,402 It is so succulent, so succulent. 99 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:06,129 Kramer told us all about your business venture together. 100 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:10,168 Your friend and I are gonna make a lot of money. 101 00:05:10,369 --> 00:05:12,963 Of course, I already have a lot of money. 102 00:05:13,169 --> 00:05:15,444 Poppie does very well. 103 00:05:15,609 --> 00:05:17,804 Very well. 104 00:05:18,449 --> 00:05:21,407 Well, your mother must be very proud of you. 105 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:26,440 My mother was taken from my house... 106 00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:28,918 ...by the communists in the middle of the night... 107 00:05:29,089 --> 00:05:31,557 ...when I was 10 years old. 108 00:05:31,729 --> 00:05:34,527 She was sent to a slave-labour camp... 109 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:37,442 ...where she laboured for 12 years. 110 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:40,442 Finally, they released her... 111 00:05:40,609 --> 00:05:44,284 ...and she was on a boat to America to reunite with us. 112 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:46,758 But she was served some bad fish... 113 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:51,480 ...and she died on the high seas. 114 00:05:54,809 --> 00:05:56,925 So, what's good tonight? 115 00:06:09,129 --> 00:06:11,165 Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck. 116 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,127 I've never had food ordered in advance before. 117 00:06:14,289 --> 00:06:16,678 Could have stayed home, ordered pizza from Pokeno's. 118 00:06:17,729 --> 00:06:20,687 Pokeno's? Oh, no. You should never order pizza from Pokeno's. 119 00:06:20,849 --> 00:06:23,761 - Why not? - The owner contributes money... 120 00:06:23,929 --> 00:06:25,885 ...to those fanatical anti-abortion groups. 121 00:06:26,049 --> 00:06:28,165 - So you won't eat the pizza? - No way. 122 00:06:28,329 --> 00:06:29,603 - Really? - Yeah. 123 00:06:29,769 --> 00:06:31,760 Well, what if... 124 00:06:31,929 --> 00:06:33,920 ...Poppie felt the same way? 125 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,808 Well, I guess I wouldn't eat here then. 126 00:06:36,969 --> 00:06:38,368 Really? 127 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:39,803 Yeah, that's right. 128 00:06:39,969 --> 00:06:41,925 Well, perhaps we should inquire. 129 00:06:43,009 --> 00:06:45,125 Poppie? Oh, Poppie? 130 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:49,322 - Could I have a word? - Yes, Jerry. I just checked your duck. 131 00:06:49,489 --> 00:06:52,049 It is more succulent than even I had hoped. 132 00:06:52,209 --> 00:06:55,724 Poppie, I was just curious. Where do you stand on abortion? 133 00:06:55,889 --> 00:06:58,767 When my mother was abducted by the communists... 134 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:00,840 - ... she was with a child. - Oh, boy. 135 00:07:01,009 --> 00:07:03,159 But the communists, they put an end to that. 136 00:07:03,329 --> 00:07:05,638 So on this issue, there is no debate... 137 00:07:05,809 --> 00:07:08,687 ...and no intelligent person can think differently. 138 00:07:09,489 --> 00:07:14,927 - Well, Poppie, I think differently. - What gives you the right to do that? 139 00:07:16,209 --> 00:07:19,360 The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that! 140 00:07:19,529 --> 00:07:20,803 Let's go, Jerry. Come on. 141 00:07:20,969 --> 00:07:23,164 I heard that. Let's go, Henry. 142 00:07:23,329 --> 00:07:26,082 - We just got here. - I'm with you, Poppie. 143 00:07:26,249 --> 00:07:29,241 - Let's go. - And I am not coming back! 144 00:07:29,409 --> 00:07:32,128 You're not welcome! 145 00:07:35,569 --> 00:07:38,322 Well, I'm certainly glad I brought it up. 146 00:07:40,889 --> 00:07:43,687 Well, you should've seen it. It was quite a scene over there. 147 00:07:43,849 --> 00:07:46,443 - I'm sorry I missed it. - Oh, you really missed something. 148 00:07:46,609 --> 00:07:48,565 And I have to say... 149 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,038 ...it was pretty much all my fault. 150 00:07:53,369 --> 00:07:54,927 So how's the book coming? 151 00:07:57,889 --> 00:08:00,722 - I say how's the book coming? - Oh, pretty good. 152 00:08:01,249 --> 00:08:02,523 So, what's it about? 153 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,638 - Well, it's about Holly Golightly. - Holly Golightly. 154 00:08:05,809 --> 00:08:08,528 - Yeah, she's quite a character. - Haven't read a page, huh? 155 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,203 - No. - Big surprise. 156 00:08:11,369 --> 00:08:15,681 I couldn't. If it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate. 157 00:08:16,409 --> 00:08:18,969 You're not very bright, are you? 158 00:08:19,169 --> 00:08:21,000 No, I'm not. 159 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:24,718 I would like to be, but I'm not. What am I gonna do? 160 00:08:24,929 --> 00:08:28,478 - The book club meets in a few days. - Why don't you rent the movie? 161 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,484 Why don't I rent the movie? 162 00:08:31,649 --> 00:08:34,641 You see? This is when I like you. Now I'm relieved. 163 00:08:35,889 --> 00:08:38,244 So... 164 00:08:38,449 --> 00:08:40,121 ...how was the dinner last night? 165 00:08:41,449 --> 00:08:42,848 Oh, well... 166 00:08:43,529 --> 00:08:45,087 Did you enjoy the duck? 167 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:48,605 Oh, Elaine, I was just asking how dinner went last night. 168 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,843 - Oh, well- - All right, what did you do to Poppie? 169 00:08:52,689 --> 00:08:54,919 - Nothing. - Well, he's in the hospital. 170 00:08:55,089 --> 00:08:57,000 And the cook says you put him there. 171 00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:59,964 - What's wrong with him? - I don't know. 172 00:09:00,129 --> 00:09:01,881 I'm gonna go and visit him later. 173 00:09:02,049 --> 00:09:06,008 It would be nice if you got him something. 174 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,283 We should get him something. 175 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:12,644 Yeah, you're right. 176 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:19,285 Do you know I've been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? 177 00:09:19,489 --> 00:09:21,480 And I shampoo every day. 178 00:09:23,089 --> 00:09:24,920 So, what do you think of my conversation? 179 00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:26,761 Not much. 180 00:09:30,609 --> 00:09:33,169 I would've invited you up... 181 00:09:33,329 --> 00:09:34,967 ...but I don't have any furniture. 182 00:09:35,169 --> 00:09:39,481 - You don't have any furniture? - No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it. 183 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:45,284 Oh, I can understand that. 184 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:50,725 - A pretty good date, huh? - Yeah, no heavy lifting. 185 00:10:00,329 --> 00:10:03,082 Jerry and Elaine felt bad about what happened to you... 186 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:04,682 ...and wanted you to have this. 187 00:10:07,129 --> 00:10:08,687 What's this? 188 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:12,967 A bottle of wine and a five-alarm chilli? 189 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:15,882 - They're trying to kill Poppie? - Why? 190 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,517 Don't they know I have a gastrointestinal disorder? 191 00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:21,802 If I would have any of this, I would die. 192 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:27,680 Then Poppie's no good to anyone. This is a sick, sick joke on Poppie. 193 00:10:27,889 --> 00:10:30,926 How could you be friends with those two? 194 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,364 Well, we're not very close. 195 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:36,043 - They owe me for those ducks. - Yeah. 196 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:39,406 - They're flown in from Newfoundland. - They got good ducks there, huh? 197 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:41,400 Very good ducks. 198 00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:46,847 I'm in love! 199 00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:52,120 This is it, Jerry! This is it! He is such an incredible person. 200 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:55,122 He's real. He's honest. He's unpretentious. 201 00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:57,086 Oh, I'm really lucky. 202 00:10:58,089 --> 00:11:00,125 Did you tell him I was sorry about the drink? 203 00:11:00,289 --> 00:11:02,041 No. I forgot. 204 00:11:02,249 --> 00:11:04,922 The best part is, he doesn't play games. 205 00:11:05,089 --> 00:11:06,727 You know? There are no games. 206 00:11:06,889 --> 00:11:09,881 No games? What is the point of dating without games? 207 00:11:10,049 --> 00:11:12,199 How do you know if you're winning or losing? 208 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:13,643 Well, all I know is... 209 00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:16,198 ...he doesn't like games, and he doesn't play games. 210 00:11:16,369 --> 00:11:18,599 He has too much character and integrity. 211 00:11:19,489 --> 00:11:23,164 And what is his stand on abortion? 212 00:11:27,089 --> 00:11:28,761 What? 213 00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:32,359 What is his stand... 214 00:11:32,529 --> 00:11:34,679 ...on abortion? 215 00:11:37,409 --> 00:11:41,368 - Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice. - How do you know? 216 00:11:42,929 --> 00:11:45,159 Because he... 217 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,842 Well... 218 00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:49,443 He's just so good-looking. 219 00:11:50,249 --> 00:11:51,841 Well, you should probably ask. 220 00:11:52,009 --> 00:11:56,366 Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas... 221 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:58,121 ...could be trouble. 222 00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:05,328 - I'd like to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's. - This is out. Someone has it. 223 00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:06,763 Out? Oh, no, I've- 224 00:12:06,929 --> 00:12:09,443 I've been to four places. You're the only ones with it. 225 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:11,884 I could put it on reserve for you if you'd like. 226 00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:15,564 Maybe we could call them and ask them to return it. 227 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,724 Sorry, we can't do that. 228 00:12:18,889 --> 00:12:21,642 Well, maybe they're done with it. I could go pick it up. 229 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:25,006 I don't think so. It doesn't work that way. 230 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,126 Yes? 231 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,717 Excuse me, are you Joe Temple? 232 00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:49,607 Yes. 233 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,004 Yes, you don't know me. 234 00:12:53,169 --> 00:12:55,399 My name is George Costanza. 235 00:12:55,569 --> 00:12:58,561 Did you happen to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's? 236 00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:02,803 - Hey. - What's happening? 237 00:13:02,969 --> 00:13:04,561 You know, Poppie's over at my place. 238 00:13:04,729 --> 00:13:08,119 Tonight's the big night. I'll make the first test pizza at the restaurant. 239 00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:11,679 You got a regular Manhattan Project going on over there. 240 00:13:11,849 --> 00:13:14,124 Anyway, he's about to go. He wants the duck money. 241 00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:17,042 - Oh, okay. Hi, Poppie. - Hello. 242 00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:19,803 Sorry about the gift. I didn't know about your condition. 243 00:13:19,969 --> 00:13:21,243 That's fine. 244 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,604 If you give me my duck money, I'll be on my way. 245 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,566 Okay, I'll get it. 246 00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:29,486 Why don't you sit down, Poppie. You're still recuperating. 247 00:13:37,369 --> 00:13:39,200 Are you tired, Poppie? 248 00:13:39,369 --> 00:13:42,645 - No. - Poppie, you really think people... 249 00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:44,208 ...wanna make their own pizza? 250 00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:47,918 Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother? 251 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,684 - My mother- - Here you go. 252 00:13:51,849 --> 00:13:55,364 Anyway, I'm sorry again about the... 253 00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:56,848 - The... - The what? 254 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,886 The... 255 00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:02,398 - The- The... - Okay, Poppie. So long, huh? 256 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,961 I'll see you tonight. 257 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,681 Kramer, what is this? 258 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,805 - What is what? - This puddle on my sofa! 259 00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:13,244 - What puddle? - That puddle! 260 00:14:16,409 --> 00:14:17,762 I don't know. 261 00:14:18,569 --> 00:14:20,048 Is it...? 262 00:14:20,849 --> 00:14:22,282 Could it...? 263 00:14:23,089 --> 00:14:25,319 Could he have...? 264 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,081 It is! 265 00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,763 Poppie peed on my sofa! 266 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:33,882 - Are you sure? - Well, what is it, then? 267 00:14:37,649 --> 00:14:41,164 My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa! 268 00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:42,762 I'm sure it'll come out. 269 00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:45,966 I don't care if it comes out. I can't sit on that anymore. 270 00:14:46,129 --> 00:14:48,689 - You're making too much of it. - Yeah, you're right. 271 00:14:48,849 --> 00:14:52,444 Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa... 272 00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:55,521 ...instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be. 273 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,003 Right. 274 00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:00,529 Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple. 275 00:15:01,129 --> 00:15:04,838 Well, I was gonna watch it with my daughter. 276 00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,761 She likes Audrey Hepburn very much. 277 00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:09,887 Yeah, she was a delicate flower. 278 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,958 Why didn't you just read the book? 279 00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:19,562 Well, as I say, the pinkeye made my vision quite blurry. 280 00:15:19,729 --> 00:15:21,447 Remy. 281 00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:24,165 This is George. 282 00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:28,001 Would you mind if he watched Breakfast at Tiffany's with us? 283 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,758 - Hi. - Hi. 284 00:15:36,089 --> 00:15:37,807 - I missed you. - Oh, I missed you. 285 00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:40,085 I don't remember the last time I felt this way. 286 00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:41,523 Me either. 287 00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:43,680 - I think about you all the time. - You do? 288 00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:46,158 - Do you think about me? - Oh, yeah, all the time. 289 00:15:46,329 --> 00:15:47,648 All the time. 290 00:15:47,809 --> 00:15:49,242 Although... 291 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:52,207 ...recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine. 292 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,839 - What friend? - Oh, just this woman. 293 00:15:56,009 --> 00:15:59,718 She got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother... 294 00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:02,528 ...and decided to have an abortion. 295 00:16:05,849 --> 00:16:07,248 You know, someday... 296 00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:10,765 ...we're gonna get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law. 297 00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:20,162 So anything to nosh? 298 00:16:24,369 --> 00:16:26,405 What did you want? 299 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,127 Popcorn? 300 00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:31,406 Popcorn? Where do you think you are? 301 00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:33,480 A lot of people keep popcorn in the house. 302 00:16:33,649 --> 00:16:35,844 Well, we don't. 303 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,605 You might wanna try it. 304 00:16:40,769 --> 00:16:42,725 Makes the movie more enjoyable, that's all. 305 00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:46,638 - Here's some nuts. - Oh, nuts! Excellent! 306 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:50,206 You know what I love? How there's two nuts named after people: 307 00:16:50,369 --> 00:16:52,485 Hazel and Filbert. 308 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:57,681 Can we watch the movie now, Daddy? 309 00:16:57,849 --> 00:17:00,966 Hey, let's turn off the lights, get some real movie atmosphere. 310 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:03,597 The lights are fine. 311 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,958 See? Everybody can do this. Yeah. 312 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,280 No, no. Use your wrist. It's all in the wrist. 313 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,644 - Oh, yeah. - Not too high! 314 00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:16,845 Very good. That's very good. 315 00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:20,240 All right, put a little sauce on here. 316 00:17:24,249 --> 00:17:27,082 - Now some cheese. - Not too much. 317 00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:29,319 And cucumbers. 318 00:17:29,489 --> 00:17:31,798 Hey, wait a second. What is that? 319 00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:33,563 - It's cucumbers. - No, no. 320 00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:35,321 You can't put cucumbers on a pizza. 321 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,002 Why not? I like cucumbers. 322 00:17:37,169 --> 00:17:39,478 That's not a pizza. It will taste terrible. 323 00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:41,640 But that's the idea. Make your own pie. 324 00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:44,642 Yes, but we cannot give the people the right... 325 00:17:44,809 --> 00:17:46,925 ...to choose any topping they want. 326 00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:49,319 Now, on this issue, there can be no debate. 327 00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:51,684 What gives you the right to tell me how I make my pie? 328 00:17:51,849 --> 00:17:53,123 Because it's a pizza. 329 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,484 It's not a pizza till it comes out of the oven. 330 00:17:55,649 --> 00:17:58,447 It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough. 331 00:17:58,609 --> 00:18:00,167 - No, it isn't! - Yes, it is! 332 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,486 - I'm home. - Hey, honey. 333 00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:12,799 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, baby. 334 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,607 Hello. 335 00:18:17,049 --> 00:18:19,404 - Breakfast at Tiffany's? - Yeah. 336 00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:22,766 I just came back from Angela's. It's not looking very good for Duncan. 337 00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,487 Oh, that's too bad. 338 00:18:24,649 --> 00:18:27,527 The doctor thinks it's just a matter of time. 339 00:18:30,889 --> 00:18:33,483 Joe. Could you...? 340 00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:36,004 Poor guy. I hate to see him suffer like this. 341 00:18:36,169 --> 00:18:38,285 - Yeah. - You know, I'm sorry. 342 00:18:38,449 --> 00:18:40,041 I hate to be one of those people... 343 00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:42,518 ...but we're right in the middle of this thing. 344 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,042 I can't hear. 345 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:48,443 - Who are you? - This is George Costanza. 346 00:18:48,609 --> 00:18:51,328 It's just very hard to follow, with all the talking. 347 00:18:52,849 --> 00:18:55,409 I'll pause it, okay? 348 00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,086 Any more grape juice? 349 00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:03,802 So who is this guy? 350 00:19:03,969 --> 00:19:06,767 - He's in some book club. - And what's he doing here? 351 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:08,840 Cheating on his test. 352 00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:14,927 So we watching the movie or are we still talking? 353 00:19:16,249 --> 00:19:18,240 Okay, come on, let's go. 354 00:19:19,009 --> 00:19:20,601 What? 355 00:19:20,769 --> 00:19:24,079 - Come on, you took my seat. - It's not your seat. 356 00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:28,806 - I was sitting there. Come on. - You didn't save it. 357 00:19:29,529 --> 00:19:32,999 - I had the arm. Joe. - What's the difference? 358 00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:35,558 I was very comfortable. I've got my nuts here. 359 00:19:35,729 --> 00:19:37,799 It's my couch. 360 00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:40,360 All right, come on. Come on, scootch over. 361 00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:43,407 - Wait, it's my seat! - Stop being like a 2-year-old. 362 00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:49,240 Look! Look what you did! 363 00:19:49,409 --> 00:19:51,161 You got grape juice all over our couch. 364 00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:53,559 You ruined our couch! 365 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:55,647 Joe. 366 00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:02,766 - Oh, my God. - You see? 367 00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:06,925 - So are you gonna get a new couch? - Well, I guess I have no choice. 368 00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:10,007 - What? Do you want your old couch? - I was hoping you'd offer. 369 00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:14,128 - Yeah? - It's the movers. 370 00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:15,961 - Okay. - Who's that? 371 00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:19,121 - Your boyfriend. He's taking it out. - No, he's not my boyfriend. 372 00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:20,642 Why? 373 00:20:20,809 --> 00:20:22,083 Take a guess. 374 00:20:23,249 --> 00:20:25,319 Oh, really. 375 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:28,648 - Hi. - Hi. 376 00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:30,720 Carl, I also need you to go to Elaine's... 377 00:20:30,889 --> 00:20:32,686 - ... and bring my old couch back. - Today? 378 00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:34,328 - Could you? - Sure. 379 00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,320 Well, what are you doing with this couch? 380 00:20:36,489 --> 00:20:38,480 George is taking it. 381 00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:41,328 Did you tell him it was peed on? 382 00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:44,287 He said he doesn't care. He'll just turn the cushion over. 383 00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:49,406 - I'm sorry you feel that way, Elaine. - Yeah, me too. 384 00:20:49,569 --> 00:20:52,322 - It's just too bad. - Yeah, it is. 385 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:55,879 Well, I better get this couch back to Jerry's. 386 00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:59,928 - Can I offer you anything to drink? - Yeah, sure. 387 00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:03,486 - All I've got is grape juice. - Throw it. 388 00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:06,726 The couch! 389 00:21:16,649 --> 00:21:19,038 She didn't want the constraints of any relationship. 390 00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:20,847 That's why she got rid of the cat. 391 00:21:21,009 --> 00:21:24,888 The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence. 392 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:27,040 Well, not really. 393 00:21:27,209 --> 00:21:29,404 After all, she got together with George Peppard. 394 00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:34,568 I mean, Fred. 395 00:21:35,249 --> 00:21:37,683 George, Fred's gay. 396 00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:58,800 Subtitles by SDl Media Group