1 00:00:03,649 --> 00:00:06,243 I never figured out why they make these bizarre toilet seats. 2 00:00:06,409 --> 00:00:10,197 You know? Like those clear Lucite ones with all the coins in it? 3 00:00:10,369 --> 00:00:13,998 It's a lovely tribute to our past president. It's not bad enough... 4 00:00:14,169 --> 00:00:18,685 ...Lincoln got shot in the head, we gotta drop our pants and sit on it too. 5 00:00:19,089 --> 00:00:22,525 It's just incomprehensible that you would buy a thing like this. 6 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:26,045 You install it on your toilet seat. And this says what about you? 7 00:00:26,449 --> 00:00:30,806 I can't afford to throw money down the toilet, but look how close I am. 8 00:00:37,849 --> 00:00:41,558 I cannot believe Lindsay's seeing you after that Breakfast at Tiffany's thing. 9 00:00:41,729 --> 00:00:43,481 I think she finds my stupidity charming. 10 00:00:44,409 --> 00:00:45,888 - As we all do. - Yeah. 11 00:00:46,049 --> 00:00:49,644 Anyway, she's having some kind of a family lunch. I'll swing by after. 12 00:00:49,809 --> 00:00:52,403 - So you gonna meet the mother? - I'll zip in."How do you do?" 13 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:55,129 - Zip out. She'll love me. - You're good with the mothers. 14 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:58,440 You know, I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters. 15 00:00:58,609 --> 00:01:01,567 - Maybe you should date the mothers. - If I could talk to the mothers... 16 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:05,722 ...and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going. 17 00:01:05,889 --> 00:01:07,481 - You've got something going. - Yeah. 18 00:01:07,969 --> 00:01:09,243 - Hey. - Hey. 19 00:01:09,409 --> 00:01:11,479 - You got a hammer? - What do you need a hammer for? 20 00:01:11,649 --> 00:01:14,527 I got this new poster, 3-D art. Computers generate it. 21 00:01:14,689 --> 00:01:17,328 - Yeah, I wanna see that. Bring it over. - I don't have it now. 22 00:01:17,489 --> 00:01:20,447 I gotta pick it up at Mr. Pitt's. Elaine was framing stuff for him... 23 00:01:20,609 --> 00:01:22,440 ...so she did me a favour. Wanna take a ride? 24 00:01:22,609 --> 00:01:25,601 - No, I don't think so. - George, you wanna go for a ride? 25 00:01:25,769 --> 00:01:27,327 - No. - Oh, come on! 26 00:01:27,489 --> 00:01:30,447 Could you wait until the man finishes...? 27 00:01:30,969 --> 00:01:32,482 All right, I've had it with you two. 28 00:01:32,649 --> 00:01:34,879 Hey, guess what? Remember that woman you saw me with? 29 00:01:35,049 --> 00:01:36,687 She used to be an Olympic gymnast. 30 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:39,318 - A gymnast? - Yeah. She's Romanian. 31 00:01:39,489 --> 00:01:41,480 She won a silver at the '84 Olympics. 32 00:01:41,649 --> 00:01:44,925 A gymnast, Jerry. Think of the flexibility. 33 00:01:45,289 --> 00:01:47,086 That sex will melt your face. 34 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,726 - Yeah, well, I think I'm bailing. - Bailing? 35 00:01:51,889 --> 00:01:55,245 Kramer, there's always a price to pay for just a sexual dalliance. 36 00:01:55,409 --> 00:01:57,479 Jerry, you should pay that price. 37 00:01:58,009 --> 00:02:01,558 She's Romanian. What will I talk to her about? Ceausescu? 38 00:02:01,929 --> 00:02:03,487 Ch- What? 39 00:02:05,089 --> 00:02:09,401 Gymnast? I can't believe it. You didn't tell me she was a gymnast. 40 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,562 What is this? 41 00:02:14,049 --> 00:02:15,801 I'm putting my shirt back on. 42 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:23,762 Back on? What was it doing off? 43 00:02:24,369 --> 00:02:28,760 I take it off when I go to the... You know, to the office. 44 00:02:29,729 --> 00:02:31,799 What for? 45 00:02:31,969 --> 00:02:34,483 Frees me up, no encumbrances. 46 00:02:35,249 --> 00:02:38,605 - Unbuttoned or all the way off? - All the way, baby. 47 00:02:38,849 --> 00:02:40,487 Of course. 48 00:02:41,849 --> 00:02:44,283 Again? Kramer, if you keep getting these attacks... 49 00:02:44,449 --> 00:02:46,679 ...you should see the doctor and have it checked out. 50 00:02:46,849 --> 00:02:48,407 Yeah, yeah. 51 00:02:49,729 --> 00:02:52,118 - You always take the shirt off? - Always. 52 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:55,008 I tell you, knowing you is like going into the jungle. 53 00:02:55,169 --> 00:02:58,844 I never know what I'm gonna find next, and I'm real scared. 54 00:03:00,969 --> 00:03:04,279 Elaine, I need you to proofread this report for my meeting... 55 00:03:04,449 --> 00:03:06,838 ...with the Poland Creek bottled-water people. 56 00:03:07,009 --> 00:03:08,761 - What meeting? - I told you. 57 00:03:08,929 --> 00:03:11,318 I sit on the board of trustees for Morgan Springs... 58 00:03:11,489 --> 00:03:13,957 ...and we're trying to acquire Poland Creek. 59 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,643 Are you using a fountain pen? 60 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,485 - Yes. - They smear. 61 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:25,437 Under no circumstances is ink to be used in this office. 62 00:03:26,409 --> 00:03:30,527 All right, I'll use a pencil, Mr. Pitt. 63 00:03:32,849 --> 00:03:34,043 - Elaine. - Come in. Come in. 64 00:03:34,209 --> 00:03:36,006 Yeah. 65 00:03:38,169 --> 00:03:39,887 Hi, right there. Yeah. 66 00:03:40,529 --> 00:03:42,645 - That's not it. - Kramer, it's that- 67 00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:46,158 - There she blows. - Kramer? 68 00:03:46,569 --> 00:03:49,242 Kramer, could you do this at home? I don't think- 69 00:03:50,409 --> 00:03:53,162 - I've got work to do, okay? - These are nice corners. 70 00:03:53,329 --> 00:03:56,127 Elaine, did I hear-? This is very odd. 71 00:03:56,289 --> 00:04:00,282 Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers generate them, big computers. 72 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:03,600 Yes, I've heard about these. How do they work? 73 00:04:03,769 --> 00:04:06,727 You blur your eyes like you're staring straight through the picture... 74 00:04:06,889 --> 00:04:09,164 ...and you keep your eyes unfocused. 75 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:10,842 Then... 76 00:04:13,289 --> 00:04:14,961 Yeah! 77 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:18,081 - I don't see it. - It's a spaceship... 78 00:04:18,249 --> 00:04:21,559 - ... surrounded by planets, asteroids. - I still don't see it. 79 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,880 Okay. Kramer, that's enough. Mr. Pitt has got work to do. 80 00:04:25,049 --> 00:04:26,482 You ever dream in 3-D? 81 00:04:26,649 --> 00:04:28,685 It's like the bogeyman is coming right at you. 82 00:04:28,849 --> 00:04:30,521 - A spaceship, where? - Right in here. 83 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,008 Just keep your eyes unfocused. 84 00:04:33,929 --> 00:04:35,760 - Oh, Mama. - Kramer, what's wrong? 85 00:04:35,929 --> 00:04:38,682 - Mama. - Kramer, are you okay? 86 00:04:38,849 --> 00:04:41,602 I think I got to go to the doctor. Oh, Mama! 87 00:04:42,129 --> 00:04:44,563 How long does it usually take? 88 00:04:51,009 --> 00:04:54,843 George, it is so nice to finally meet you. 89 00:04:55,009 --> 00:04:57,239 And I'm sorry we've kept Lindsay so long. 90 00:04:57,409 --> 00:04:59,047 - Mother. - No, no, not at all. 91 00:04:59,209 --> 00:05:02,201 I have always felt that the most important thing in the world... 92 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,041 ...is spending time with family. 93 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:06,487 Are you and your family close? 94 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:10,843 Very close. Almost painfully close. 95 00:05:11,169 --> 00:05:14,320 Mother, I'm gonna walk Nana and Aunt Phyllis to the elevator. 96 00:05:14,489 --> 00:05:16,320 George, do you mind waiting one more minute? 97 00:05:16,489 --> 00:05:18,878 Mind? Why would I mind? I would love to wait. 98 00:05:19,049 --> 00:05:22,359 Nana, nice to see you. Nana! 99 00:05:22,769 --> 00:05:25,442 Aunt Phyllis, always a pleasure, what a pleasure. 100 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:28,077 Hey, let's do this again real soon. I had fun. 101 00:05:28,249 --> 00:05:30,285 - Can I offer you anything to eat? - No, I'm fine. 102 00:05:30,449 --> 00:05:33,327 - Let me help you with these dishes. - George, you don't have to. 103 00:05:33,489 --> 00:05:36,049 No, I know I don't have to, I want to. 104 00:05:36,209 --> 00:05:40,282 George, you are such a gentleman. 105 00:05:40,449 --> 00:05:42,326 I'd argue if I could, Mrs. Enright. 106 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,727 Here we go. All right. 107 00:06:08,449 --> 00:06:10,280 Mrs. Enright! 108 00:06:10,449 --> 00:06:11,882 Mrs. Enright! 109 00:06:12,529 --> 00:06:15,760 Look, there's a spaceship. That is so cool. 110 00:06:15,929 --> 00:06:17,726 Where is it? 111 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:19,402 - Right here. - I'm looking there! 112 00:06:19,569 --> 00:06:22,288 - No, no, unfocus. - I am unfocused! 113 00:06:26,369 --> 00:06:27,848 Hello? 114 00:06:29,129 --> 00:06:32,007 Oh, yeah. Okay, fine. He'll be right down. 115 00:06:32,169 --> 00:06:34,478 Car's here to pick you up and take you to the meeting. 116 00:06:34,649 --> 00:06:36,367 Meeting? 117 00:06:36,769 --> 00:06:38,919 The Poland Creek merger. 118 00:06:39,569 --> 00:06:43,801 - Why don't you go for me? - How can I go? 119 00:06:43,969 --> 00:06:45,960 All they're gonna do is read the report. 120 00:06:46,409 --> 00:06:49,162 Mr. Pitt, I do not think that is just such a good idea. 121 00:06:49,329 --> 00:06:51,240 Oh, damn this thing! 122 00:06:53,169 --> 00:06:58,243 So Ceausescu, he must have been some dictator. 123 00:06:58,409 --> 00:07:02,038 Yes, he was not shy about dictating. 124 00:07:02,329 --> 00:07:04,843 He must have been dictating first thing in the morning. 125 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:09,082 - I want a cup of coffee and a muffin. - And you could not refuse. 126 00:07:09,249 --> 00:07:11,319 No, you'd have to be crazy. 127 00:07:12,289 --> 00:07:15,645 - He was a very bad dictator. - Yes. 128 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:17,846 Very bad. 129 00:07:18,529 --> 00:07:20,645 Very, very bad. 130 00:07:23,969 --> 00:07:26,608 So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. 131 00:07:26,769 --> 00:07:29,841 You see an éclair in the receptacle... 132 00:07:30,369 --> 00:07:32,439 ...and you think to yourself: 133 00:07:32,729 --> 00:07:36,199 "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash." 134 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:41,082 No, no, no. It was not trash. 135 00:07:41,249 --> 00:07:42,921 - Was it in the trash? - Yes. 136 00:07:43,249 --> 00:07:44,841 Then it was trash. 137 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:48,081 It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top. 138 00:07:48,449 --> 00:07:51,407 - But it was in the cylinder. - Above the rim. 139 00:07:51,569 --> 00:07:54,208 Adjacent to refuse is refuse. 140 00:07:54,369 --> 00:07:56,929 It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on. 141 00:07:57,089 --> 00:08:00,001 - Was it eaten? - One little bite. 142 00:08:00,609 --> 00:08:03,567 Well, that's garbage. 143 00:08:04,289 --> 00:08:07,599 But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt. 144 00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:12,758 You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. 145 00:08:12,929 --> 00:08:15,124 You are now a bum. 146 00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:17,847 Hey. 147 00:08:18,369 --> 00:08:20,121 What's with you? 148 00:08:20,289 --> 00:08:22,041 I got a stone. 149 00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:25,404 - What stone? - A kidney stone. 150 00:08:25,569 --> 00:08:27,002 What is that, anyway? 151 00:08:27,169 --> 00:08:31,526 It's a stony mineral concretion... 152 00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:33,964 ...formed abnormally in the kidney. 153 00:08:34,129 --> 00:08:38,202 And this jagged shard of calcium pushes its way through the ureter... 154 00:08:38,369 --> 00:08:42,760 ...into the bladder. It's forced out through the urine. 155 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,361 Boy, that's gotta hurt. 156 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,040 Our shareholders have given basic approval... 157 00:08:51,209 --> 00:08:54,042 ...for the merger, including the stock swap. 158 00:08:55,049 --> 00:08:58,803 The stock swap. Let's swap some stock. 159 00:08:59,569 --> 00:09:02,527 If you'll just give this to Mr. Pitt and tell him that we expect... 160 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:05,044 ...to be in full-scale production by the spring. 161 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:07,564 All right. Hey, you guys, what's the name... 162 00:09:07,729 --> 00:09:11,005 - ... of the new company gonna be? - Moland Spring. 163 00:09:11,489 --> 00:09:13,366 - Moland? - Yes. 164 00:09:13,529 --> 00:09:15,804 We combined Morgan and Poland. 165 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,481 Yeah, I know, but Moland? 166 00:09:19,649 --> 00:09:22,209 I wouldn't drink anything called Moland. 167 00:09:22,369 --> 00:09:23,882 But it was Mr. Pitt's idea. 168 00:09:25,249 --> 00:09:29,879 Well, what's in a name? I mean, water is water, right? 169 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:32,802 We've got to do something about that name. 170 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:38,079 No, Lindsay, it was not in the garbage. It was above the garbage. 171 00:09:38,249 --> 00:09:41,002 Hovering like an angel. 172 00:09:42,289 --> 00:09:46,601 Of course I know your aunt bit it. I kissed her goodbye. 173 00:09:47,569 --> 00:09:49,878 Listen, can I tell you something else? In my family... 174 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:53,086 ...we used to eat out of the garbage all the time. It was no big thing. 175 00:09:53,249 --> 00:09:55,809 That's right. Okay. 176 00:09:55,969 --> 00:09:58,961 Bye-bye. I'm back in. She gave me a second chance. 177 00:09:59,129 --> 00:10:00,926 - Good for you. - Yes. Good for me. 178 00:10:01,089 --> 00:10:03,887 You know what you should do now? Get her flowers, smooth it out. 179 00:10:04,049 --> 00:10:08,918 Yes. Flowers. I will get her flowers. I will go to the florist. 180 00:10:09,649 --> 00:10:13,562 Behold, the games of the '84 Olympiad. 181 00:10:13,729 --> 00:10:17,802 - Katya's silver-medal performance. - Kramer, you're still on this? 182 00:10:17,969 --> 00:10:19,925 I've seen gymnasts. I know what they do. 183 00:10:20,089 --> 00:10:23,081 - It's not gonna make any difference. - Jerry, what is your problem? 184 00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:26,878 Kramer, you know, guys like you with no conscience... 185 00:10:27,049 --> 00:10:29,040 ...don't know what it's like for guys like me. 186 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:33,327 I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider people's feelings. 187 00:10:33,489 --> 00:10:36,242 All right, Jerry, are you familiar with the Kama Sutra? 188 00:10:36,409 --> 00:10:37,888 - No. - Tantric yoga. 189 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:41,246 - No. - Jerry, you stand on the threshold... 190 00:10:41,409 --> 00:10:43,877 ...to the magical world of sensual delights... 191 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:46,927 ...that most men dare not dream of. 192 00:10:47,409 --> 00:10:49,365 Boy, you can really talk some trash. 193 00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:51,724 I guess that's better than eating it. 194 00:10:53,889 --> 00:10:57,484 All right, why don't we just watch the tape, huh? 195 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:01,123 - Did you pass your stone yet? - Not yet. 196 00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:04,129 But the suspense is killing me. 197 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,519 - Hey, that's her. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's her. 198 00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:09,044 Look at the height, Jerry, the extension. 199 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,962 Watch the tuck, handstand, half turn... 200 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,563 ...giant into a straddle, back into another handstand... 201 00:11:14,729 --> 00:11:16,799 ...nice kip, reverse hecht. 202 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,960 Nice leg extension. Good form. 203 00:11:19,129 --> 00:11:21,484 Here comes the big dismount. Look at the rotation. 204 00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:25,324 Full in, double back, and she sticks the landing. 205 00:11:30,369 --> 00:11:32,564 Perhaps you'd like to keep the tape. 206 00:11:33,489 --> 00:11:35,684 I'll take that as a yes. 207 00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:40,723 Well, here we are. 208 00:11:41,649 --> 00:11:44,641 Yes, we are here. 209 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:49,808 How did you stay on that beam like that? It's only this wide. 210 00:11:50,369 --> 00:11:53,281 I can balance myself in any position. 211 00:11:55,969 --> 00:12:00,565 It is amazing, after years of training, how one can contort one's body. 212 00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:05,359 Of course, it is only useful in gymnastics. 213 00:12:06,289 --> 00:12:07,927 Oh, boy. 214 00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:15,445 I couldn't believe it. I thought I was entering... 215 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,248 ...a magical world of sensual delights. 216 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:23,005 It was just so ordinary. There was nothing gymnastic about it. 217 00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,401 What did you think she was going to do? 218 00:12:25,969 --> 00:12:29,006 You know, I mean... I don't know. 219 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,641 No, what? 220 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:35,764 - Obviously, I prefer not mention any- - Did you think she was gonna take... 221 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:39,444 - ... some of that chalk and- - I really don't wanna get into it. 222 00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:42,802 - Oh, come on. One thing. - You know, any kind of specifics. 223 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:44,721 One thing. What? 224 00:12:45,529 --> 00:12:51,638 Well, frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna be like the apparatus. 225 00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:56,721 You mean like the uneven parallel bars? 226 00:12:56,889 --> 00:12:59,005 - Again, I don't feel like- - The balance beam? 227 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:02,366 - Could we stop? - Not the pommel horse. 228 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:05,962 Let's just drop it. 229 00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:09,725 So let me ask you this. How long would you say... 230 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:14,121 ...I have to put in now because of, you know, last night? 231 00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:17,361 - I don't know, at least three weeks. - Oh, great. 232 00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:19,406 Jerry, that is such small potatoes. 233 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:22,959 I think that I may have single-handedly put the kibosh... 234 00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:26,326 - ... on the big water merger. - Between Poland and Morgan? 235 00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:28,764 Yeah. Started a big name controversy. 236 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,441 Kramer. The stone. 237 00:13:35,489 --> 00:13:37,081 What happened? Did you pass the stone? 238 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:41,242 No, I tried to do a reverse hecht off my couch, and I didn't make it. 239 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:52,085 You call this coffee? 240 00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,600 Hey! 241 00:13:55,249 --> 00:13:56,568 What the hell was that? 242 00:13:57,729 --> 00:13:59,799 - I'm terribly sorry. - Clean that up! 243 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,005 Oh, sure. Of course. 244 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,598 Could you hold these for just a second? 245 00:14:07,609 --> 00:14:09,406 Here you go. Don't worry about a thing. 246 00:14:09,569 --> 00:14:13,323 It's gonna be fine. Here we go. Look at this shine. 247 00:14:20,449 --> 00:14:22,519 Look at this sparkle. 248 00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:28,288 Mrs. Enright! Mrs. Enright! 249 00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:30,807 Mrs. Enright! 250 00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:36,764 Lindsay, I had accidentally spilled coffee on the gentleman's windshield. 251 00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:40,881 Why would I do that? I have a job. 252 00:14:41,529 --> 00:14:43,838 Well, did she see a squeegee? 253 00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:48,320 You're not gonna make a dime without a squeegee. 254 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:53,007 That's right. Just tell your mother it was all a big misunderstanding. 255 00:14:53,169 --> 00:14:54,841 You won't regret it. 256 00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:57,239 Okay, I'll see you later. 257 00:14:57,609 --> 00:14:59,406 Bye-bye. 258 00:15:00,329 --> 00:15:02,285 Strike two. 259 00:15:03,929 --> 00:15:07,080 - You think I'm going down? - You're behind in the count. 260 00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:11,757 - Hey, what are you doing later? - Going out with Katya, thanks to you. 261 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:14,238 Well, you know, maybe you should try again. 262 00:15:14,409 --> 00:15:18,800 You know what happens the first time. People are a little shy, a little reticent. 263 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:22,359 If I do it again, that extends my payment book another two weeks. 264 00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:24,362 - Where are you going? - The circus. 265 00:15:24,529 --> 00:15:26,520 One of her old Olympic team-mates is an acrobat. 266 00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:31,001 - I don't even feel like going out. - Jerry, it's your obligation, come on. 267 00:15:31,169 --> 00:15:33,888 Yeah, well, if I gotta go and spend time with this girl... 268 00:15:34,049 --> 00:15:35,801 ...you're coming with me, Dr. Cyclops. 269 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,847 - No, I don't wanna go to the circus. - Yeah? Well, you're going. 270 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,239 But I'm afraid of clowns. 271 00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:47,282 I didn't send you over there to complain about the name. 272 00:15:47,449 --> 00:15:50,600 I couldn't help it. Moland Springs? 273 00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:52,487 I like the name Moland. 274 00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,128 I picked it out. 275 00:15:54,289 --> 00:15:56,519 After all those months of negotiating. 276 00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:00,125 - Well, I'm so sorry. - Well, I'm going riding. 277 00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:03,407 I haven't been on Jenny for three days. 278 00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:06,208 All because of this blasted painting. 279 00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:08,884 - Elaine? - Oh, sorry. 280 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,368 Hello. 281 00:16:13,969 --> 00:16:15,607 Wait a minute. 282 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:17,361 Wait a minute. 283 00:16:33,049 --> 00:16:35,119 So, Jerry, you're enjoying the circus? 284 00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,087 Greatest show on earth. 285 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,963 My father used to take me to the circus. 286 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:43,758 When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them... 287 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:47,365 ...blaming them for all the ills of society. 288 00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:51,289 Well, they certainly take up a lot of space. 289 00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:54,678 - Misha. - Katya. 290 00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:57,160 Misha, this is Jerry. 291 00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,965 Yes, the comedian. 292 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:10,004 Oh, yes. Yes, I'll tell him. Yes, thank you. 293 00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:11,761 Hold on, hold on. Mr. Pitt? 294 00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,078 I think I'm on to something. 295 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,319 Mr. Pitt, the board of directors is on the phone. 296 00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:16,968 They've called an emergency meeting. 297 00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:18,926 You need to be there to discuss the merger. 298 00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:21,557 You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. 299 00:17:21,729 --> 00:17:23,367 You want deep focus. 300 00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:26,601 Yes, hi, okay. Fine. Yeah. Hold on just a second. Let me just- 301 00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:28,960 Yeah, I've got it- 302 00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:33,207 Yeah, he'll be there. 303 00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:37,322 Mr. Pitt, you have got to stop staring at that poster! 304 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:41,084 I see something that could be a spaceship. Is it round? Is it pointed? 305 00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:44,207 No! You don't see it, and you're never gonna see it! 306 00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:48,205 Mr. Pitt, you have to meet with the shareholders. You have to leave now. 307 00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:51,600 Do you hear me? Do you hear me? 308 00:17:53,249 --> 00:17:55,160 My goodness. What's happened to me? 309 00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:57,081 - When's the meeting? - In about 20 minutes. 310 00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,568 Do I have time to change? 311 00:18:00,449 --> 00:18:02,007 - No. - Well, excuse me. 312 00:18:02,169 --> 00:18:03,966 I better get straight over there. 313 00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:06,447 - Mr. Pitt- - Yes? 314 00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:09,238 - There's a- - Is that ink? 315 00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:11,880 No. 316 00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:18,641 Well, here we are. 317 00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:23,766 Do you wanna come in? My mother's having a little party. 318 00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:27,485 - Maybe I could just use the bathroom. - Sure. 319 00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:32,559 Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to the centre ring... 320 00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:35,163 ...where the incomparable Misha will balance 10 stories... 321 00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:39,447 ...above the circus floor on a wire no wider than a human thumb. 322 00:18:40,289 --> 00:18:41,563 It is time. 323 00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:45,320 Break a leg. 324 00:18:45,729 --> 00:18:48,163 - Show biz. - Ladies and gentlemen... 325 00:18:48,329 --> 00:18:51,082 ...the incomparable Misha! 326 00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:54,920 Those capes are really coming back. 327 00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:02,442 Sorry I took so long. They've got one of those 3-D art posters in there. 328 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,281 It's mesmerizing. 329 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,000 What is that sound? 330 00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:41,961 It is horrible. 331 00:20:04,529 --> 00:20:07,441 Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh? 332 00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:23,848 I have been accused of wrongdoing... 333 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,964 ...but these false accusations will not deter us. 334 00:20:28,129 --> 00:20:32,088 We will annex Poland by the spring at any cost! 335 00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:36,078 And our stock will rise high. 336 00:20:46,769 --> 00:20:49,567 The doctor said Misha is going to be all right. 337 00:20:49,729 --> 00:20:51,640 I must go and be with Misha now. 338 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:54,528 - I don't want you to come with me. - Why not? 339 00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:57,283 It has been three days since our night together. 340 00:20:57,449 --> 00:21:00,919 Misha said that was all the time I needed to put in. 341 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:05,248 - Really? - In my country... 342 00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:07,969 ...they speak of a man so virile, so potent... 343 00:21:08,129 --> 00:21:11,166 ...that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world... 344 00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:15,447 ...of sensual delights most women dare not dream of. 345 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,523 This man is known as the comedian. 346 00:21:20,329 --> 00:21:25,528 You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian. 347 00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:43,440 Subtitles by SDl Media Group