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Buying shoes is a challenge.
Ever see someone put on new shoes?

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They turn into a zombie as they start
walking around the store.

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"Yeah, these are pretty good."

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Then they have that
little 1 -foot-high mirror.

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What is that about? So I can see
what cats will think of my shoes?

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What is that angle?

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Bum passed out on the curb,
"Hey, what do you think of these?

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I just got them. I've seen them
from that angle myself."

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That guy was amazing.
He could dunk. And he was my height.

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- What was his name again?
- Jimmy.

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- Jimmy. Right.
- I don't know how you could forget.

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He kept referring to himself
in the third person.

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"Jimmy's under the boards.
Jimmy's in the open.

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Jimmy makes the shot."

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You're just mad
because we beat you.

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Jerry, it's my fault.
I couldn't make a shot.

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These losses stay with me.
They fester, Jerry.

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No, this is gonna plague me.

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Hey, Jimmy.

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- Great game.
- Oh, yeah.

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Jimmy played pretty good.

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Hey, you know, I felt like we had
a synergy out there.

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- We were really helping each other.
- What do you got there?

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- These?
- Yeah.

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These are Jimmy's training shoes.

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Yeah, I've seen these things.
What, do they...?

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- They make your legs stronger?
- Oh, yeah.

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Jimmy couldn't jump at all
before he got these.

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Jimmy...

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...was like you.

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- They're plyometric.
- Plyometric?

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Yeah, they isolate the muscles.
The muscle has to grow or die.

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- Where do you get them?
- Jimmy sells them.

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- You sell them?
- Oh, yeah.

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But Jimmy's all out right now.

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Moving to Manattan
set Jimmy back a bit.

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Let me give you my card.
It's got my home number.

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- I want to buy a pair next shipment.
- All right.

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All right, Jimmy,
good talking to you.

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- Here you go.
- Jimmy will see you around.

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Wait a minute, what day is today?

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Oh, Tuesday. Damn it,
I shouldn't have worked out today.

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Mr. Wilhelm called a big meeting.
I'm gonna be sweating through it.

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- What? You took a shower.
- It wouldn't take.

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Ten minutes from now,
I'll be sweating. I can feel it.

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- I'm a human heat pump.
- You ought to take cold showers.

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Cold showers?

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- They're for psychotics.
- Well, I take them.

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They give me a whoosh.

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- All right. I'll see you guys later.
- All right.

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- So, what, you heading home?
- No. Got a dental appointment.

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- Tim Whatley?
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, I got a checkup Thursday.
- How do you like that.

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You really shouldn't brush
24 hours before seeing the dentist.

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I think that's
"eat 24 hours before surgery."

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Oh, no, you gotta eat
before surgery.

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You need your strength.

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I've called this meeting
because we have a problem.

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For the last few months...

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...someone has been stealing
equipment from the club.

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Until recently, it's been little things:

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Bases, batting helmets, doughnuts.

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But two nights ago,
they pulled a big one.

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They took a pitching machine,
a batting cage, the infield tarp...

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...and all of Mr. Steinbrenner's
vitamins.

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Now, we have reason
to believe it's an inside job.

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So if anybody here
knows anything about it...

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...I recommend strongly
that you come forward.

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Dr. Whatley's running a little late.

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Take a seat, I'll call you
when he's ready.

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All right.

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Oh, okay. Right. Thanks, Mr. Pitt.

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Okay. Goodbye.

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Hey, you wanna go see
the Velvet Fog?

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The Velvet Fog?

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Yeah, Mel Torme.
That's his nickname.

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What the hell is a velvet fog?

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- Do you wanna go or not?
- Well, where is it?

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He's performing
at this AMCA benefit.

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- AMCA?
- Able Mentally Challenged Adults.

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I can't watch a man sing a song.

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What, are you crazy?

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They get all emotional, they sway.
It's embarrassing.

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Well, what am I gonna do
for a date?

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Do you know that blond guy...

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...who's always on the Exercycle
at the health club?

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- I don't think so.
- No, no, you know.

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- He's really handsome, with those...
- Elaine, I really don't...

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...pay much attention
to mers faces.

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- You can't find beauty in a man?
- No.

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I find them repugnant
and unappealing.

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- Hey.
- To wit.

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What?

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Elaine and I were discussing whether
or not I could admit a man is attractive.

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Oh, you know, I'll tell you
who's an attractive man:

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George Will.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, he has a clean look.
Scrubbed and shampooed and...

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He's smart.

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No, no, I don't find him
all that bright.

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- So you got any cavities?
- Just one.

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- Yeah?
- Gotta go back.

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Oh, but get this.

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- Elaine, you will appreciate this.
- What?

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I'm sitting in Tim Whatley's
waiting room...

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...he's got a Penthouse
right out on the table.

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- Penthouse?
- Yeah, what is that?

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Isn't that sick? I'd be embarrassed
to have that in my apartment.

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- So, what's wrong with that?
- He's a doctor.

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I mean, it's supposed to be,
like, a sterile environment.

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So did you take a look?

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Of course. But that's
got nothing to do with it.

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Well, I'll tell you, I'm looking forward
to my appointment on Thursday.

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I might even get there
a few minutes early.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hey, listen, do either of you guys
know that blond guy...

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...who's always on the Exercycle
at the health club?

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You know,
he's just really handsome?

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L... I wouldn't know.

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You know, just admitting
a man is handsome...

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...doesn't necessarily
make you a homosexual.

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It doesn't help.

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All right. Never mind.

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I'll see you.

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Hey, you know those shoes
that Jimmy had?

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I cut a deal with him. We're gonna
import a case of them together.

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- What for? You got a job.
- There's a lot of money in this.

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He's got a proven sales method.

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- Yeah? What's that?
- He jumps.

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Jimmy's got a backer.

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Jimmy's jumping for dollars.

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Jimmy and George
are gonna get rich.

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Will you stop with the Jimmys?

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- Hey, what is this?
- Kung Pao.

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Hot.

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Kung Pao!

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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Come on, I'm stretching
right in front of you.

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Hey, a smile.

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We made contact.

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All right. One more stretch
and then go talk to him.

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You know...

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...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you.

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- He is?
- Oh, yeah.

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Jimmy's been watching you.

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- You're just Jimmy's type.
- Oh, really?

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Jimmy's new in town.
Jimmy doesn't really know anyone.

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Oh, well, I'd like to get to know him.

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Jimmy would like to get to know you.

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You think Jimmy likes Mel Torme?

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Jimmy loves the Velvet Fog.

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- Hey, Kramer.
- Well, you're looking sharp there, Tim.

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Yeah, well, I do what I can.

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- How have you been?
- Oh, fine, good, yeah.

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I've just been occupying myself
with some of your reading material.

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- So, what'll it be? Novocain?
- Yes. Yes, indeed.

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- Why don't we clear a path first.
- Let's do that.

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- You remember Mr. Thirsty.
- All right.

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- You too with these?
- Yeah, I'm onboard.

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So, what did Tim say?

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Well, he said I gotta
cut out the Skittles.

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- Looks like he gave you Novocain.
- Oh, I'm loaded.

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What about the Penthouse?
You ask?

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Well, he said that, you know...

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...it helps his patients
relax a little bit.

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And he's got a new policy:

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Adults only.

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- Adults only?
- Yeah.

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- What the hell is going on over there?
- Well, you know, it's great.

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You know, no kids allowed.

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You don't have to watch
your language.

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You find the need to use
obscenities at the dentist?

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When they pull that needle out,
I let the expletives fly.

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Hey, come on, watch it.

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You're drooling on the floor. How
much Novocain did that guy give you?

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I can't hold the water.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, Jimmy.

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Jimmy's ready.
Jimmy's got some new moves.

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- Go, Jimmy.
- Check Jimmy out.

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Jimmy's down.

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It's pretty bad, man.
Your boy's gonna be in traction.

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Jimmy might have
a compound fracture.

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Jimmy's going into shock.

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- Why werert you more careful?
- Hey, I'm doing the best I can.

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Why are you taking it
so personally?

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Because if he can't jump,
there goes my sneaker business.

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Well, I said I'm sorry.

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Jimmy's gonna get you, Kramer.

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Jimmy holds grudges.
Let Jimmy go.

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You know, I can't feel anything.

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Hey, taxi!

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Taxi!

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Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead.

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You got it. He's got it.

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- Please, go ahead.
- No, no, you were here first.

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No, please, I insist.

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I'll grab the next one.

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- Let's share. We share, all right?
- Yes, let's. That's a great idea.

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My name is Arnold Deensfrei.

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- What is your name?
- Cosmo Kramer. It's nice to meet you.

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Very nice to meet you, Cosmo.

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Are you heading home?

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Yeah, heading home.

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Good for you.

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You're really independent.

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Well, you're not
doing too bad yourself.

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Anyway, Jimmy
couldn't be here today...

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...so he asked me
to fill in for him.

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And I'm sure
that you'll be impressed...

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...at what can be accomplished
after only a few short days of training.

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Here we go.

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The Velvet Fog.

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- What about the Velvet Fog?
- What about the Velvet Fog?

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Well, he's singing at a benefit,
and I'm gonna be sitting at his table.

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- I'm going to that.
- Yeah, I'm a guest of honor.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, this afternoon I shared a cab
with this Deensfrei.

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Yeah, yeah, Arnold Deensfrei.
He runs the AMCA.

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Well, okay. That's the guy.
He's organizing the dinner.

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I know that, but why are you going?

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Well, because we hit it off, and he was
very impressed with what I do.

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What you do?
You don't do anything.

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Well, apparently I do something...

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...because I'm sitting at the head table
with Mr. Mel Torme.

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What are those?

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Oh, these are
my vertical-leap training shoes.

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Wait a second. Were you wearing
those shoes in the cab?

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Yeah, yeah. Right after I left the Y.

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- Don't you see what happened?
- What?

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He couldn't talk, he's wearing
these shoes, he's drooling.

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What?

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He thinks you're
mentally challenged.

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Well...

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...you know.
- What happens when you show up?

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He'll see that you're not.

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- Not necessarily, because...
- I know, I know.

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Cheryl, would you ready
the nitrous oxide, please.

240
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,309
It's good.

241
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,941
Where is Jennifer today?

242
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,781
She's over at Dr. Seismars office.

243
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,619
Yeah, we find it fun
to swap now and then.

244
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:27,922
Now, you just take some
deep breaths and try to relax.

245
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,351
Oh, man!

246
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,089
It's George.

247
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,229
Oh, Sports Wholesalers, yeah, yeah.
Thanks for calling me back.

248
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,921
No, I still got the shoes.
Still got shoes, lots of them.

249
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,431
Yeah, this is beautiful athletic gear.

250
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:06,069
I'm sorry, I gotta call you right back.
Yeah. All right.

251
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,237
- Mr. Wilhelm.
- So, George...

252
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,841
...have you heard anything
about the missing equipment?

253
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,807
No, no. Not a thing.

254
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:16,971
You know, George, there's nothing
I hate more than a liar.

255
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:20,448
Well, there's no room for someone
like that in this organization.

256
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,214
- Are you feeling all right, George?
- Yeah, fine.

257
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,187
You look a little warm.

258
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:27,655
It's the chicken.

259
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,689
You're a terrible liar, George.
Look at you. You're a wreck.

260
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,423
- You're sweating bullets.
- It's the Kung Pao.

261
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,295
George likes his chicken spicy.

262
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,556
Maybe you were still under the gas.

263
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,495
Maybe you were hallucinating
you were coming out of the gas...

264
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,760
...but still under the gas.
- I don't think so.

265
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,836
I think they were getting dressed.

266
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,565
And not only that, my shirt was out.

267
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,709
- Your shirt was out?
- I think so.

268
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:22,074
- Well, what kind of shirt was it?
- You know, like a tennis shirt.

269
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:26,414
- You don't tuck those in.
- Sometimes I tuck, sometimes I don't.

270
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:30,585
- Well, were you tucked?
- I think I was tucked.

271
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,654
All right, say you were. What do you
think could have happened?

272
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,193
I don't know. But I was spitting out and
rinsing like there was no tomorrow.

273
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,497
Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?

274
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,105
- What are you getting?
- I don't think I'm hungry.

275
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,309
Okay, so you were violated
by two people...

276
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,937
...while you were under the gas.
So what?

277
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,711
You're single.

278
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,881
I'm damaged goods now.

279
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,515
Join the club.

280
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,826
You ever call that guy
from the health club?

281
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,393
Oh, yeah, Jimmy.

282
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,424
Jimmy?

283
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,967
- That's the guy?
- Yeah.

284
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,228
I can't believe you're
going out with him.

285
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,599
- Why?
- I don't know, he's so strange.

286
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,062
How so?

287
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,835
Didrt you notice he refers
to himself in the third person?

288
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,137
"Jimmy can dunk.
Jimmy's new in town.

289
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,405
Jimmy will see you later."

290
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,309
No, wait a minute.
That's not him.

291
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,852
That's the guy who gave me
Jimmy's number.

292
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,252
That's Jimmy.

293
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,525
That's the way he talks.

294
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,424
I'm gonna go see Mel Torme
with him?

295
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,656
Jimmy's gonna put
the moves on Elaine.

296
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,031
So I have to go see
Steinbrenner later.

297
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,606
Wilhelm told him I was responsible
for stealing all the merchandise.

298
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:57,901
Why?

299
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,945
Because when he questioned me,
I was sweating from the Kung Pao.

300
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,976
I don't know how you could
eat that spicy chicken.

301
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,778
George likes spicy chicken.

302
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,449
What's that?

303
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,780
I like spicy chicken.

304
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:15,393
No, no, you said,
"George likes spicy chicken."

305
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,892
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

306
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:20,623
- "George likes spicy chicken."
- You're turning into Jimmy.

307
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,157
George is getting upset.

308
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,699
So, what did you want
to see Jimmy about?

309
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,468
Well, Jimmy, about tonight.

310
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,445
There's been a little
misunderstanding.

311
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,343
Jimmy doesn't like
misunderstandings.

312
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,040
Yeah, well, what happened was...

313
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,210
Jimmy and misunderstandings
kind of clash.

314
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,824
You know, I've never heard
anyone talk the way you do.

315
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:50,428
- It's very unusual.
- Well, Jimmy's very unusual.

316
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:54,957
Well, anyway, see, when I made
the date, I thought that Jimmy...

317
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,570
Hey, look, Hank's got
a new boyfriend.

318
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,137
Jimmy's not threatened
by Hank's sexuality.

319
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,898
Jimmy's happy for Hank.

320
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,370
Elaine once tried to convert one...

321
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,706
...but Elaine's not gonna go
through that again.

322
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,051
I'm gonna go and try
and find some candy.

323
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,743
- You want some?
- Yeah.

324
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,548
- What kind?
- I don't care.

325
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,892
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Hi, Elaine.

326
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,864
- Elaine got a new dress.
- Jimmy likes it.

327
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,557
There's no candy around here.
Hey, Jimmy.

328
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,330
Well, look who's here.

329
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,133
- That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy.
- What?

330
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,640
That guy took the bread
out of Jimmy's mouth.

331
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,705
Jimmy's out of work
because of you.

332
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,438
- Jimmy wants a piece of Kramer!
- Come on, now.

333
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,311
Get your hands off Jimmy!

334
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,316
Jimmy's gonna get you, Kramer!

335
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,615
Hands off Jimmy!
Don't touch Jimmy!

336
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,314
Let go of Jimmy!

337
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,619
Yeah, l... Is my lip swollen?

338
00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,294
Guy's got a problem.

339
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:06,699
No, no, I've been living alone
a long time now.

340
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,634
Well, I think that's the tops.

341
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,443
You wanted to see me,
Mr. Steinbrenner?

342
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,952
Yes, George, come in, come in.

343
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,680
I've been your biggest supporter...

344
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,826
...and I was disappointed to hear
you've been pilfering equipment.

345
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,689
George would never do
anything like that.

346
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,995
- No, why would I? I own it.
- Right.

347
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,099
So, what are you saying?

348
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,104
Why would George steal
from the Yankees?

349
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,037
- He wouldn't.
- Of course not.

350
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,109
Exactly.

351
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,947
I don't know what the hell
is going on here.

352
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,241
- Sir?
- Nothing.

353
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,745
Well, I was thinking it's time
for George's lunch.

354
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,820
Yes, it is. All right.
Let's see, what do I have today?

355
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,856
Oh, darn it.
It's ham and cheese again.

356
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,256
And she forgot the fancy mustard.
I told her I like that fancy mustard.

357
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,727
You could put that mustard on a shoe
and it would taste pretty good to me.

358
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,490
She made up for it with a cupcake.

359
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:11,830
I got a new system of eating these.
I used to peel off the chocolate.

360
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,632
Now I eat the cake first
and save the frosting for the end.

361
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,239
It's almost a dessert dessert.

362
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:18,737
Ladies and gentlemen...

363
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:24,777
...I wanna dedicate this song
to a very courageous young man.

364
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,318
Hey, got the new Penthouse.

365
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:14,118
- Where's my Mr. Goodbar?
- Yeah, here you are.

366
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:17,154
Oh, here, here. Listen.

367
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,762
"Dear Penthouse:

368
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,297
I'd like to tell you about
an experience I recently had.

369
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:24,094
As an avid reader,
I've always wondered...

370
00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:26,669
...if the letters are true.
- Lf the letters are true.

371
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:29,568
I'm a dentist, and one afternoon,
my hygienist and I...

372
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:33,040
...decided to have a little fun
with one of our patients.

373
00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:37,739
Of course, none of our patients had
any idea exactly what we were up to.

374
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:42,615
I was still wondering whether or not
the tools I could use..."

375
00:23:43,305 --> 00:23:49,729
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