1 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,071 Why are people surprised... 2 00:00:05,597 --> 00:00:07,872 ...when someone gets hit with a golf ball? 3 00:00:08,037 --> 00:00:09,789 Have you watched the tournaments on TV? 4 00:00:09,957 --> 00:00:12,835 You got 600 people crowding around a hole that big... 5 00:00:12,997 --> 00:00:14,874 ...and no one believes it when a Titleist... 6 00:00:15,037 --> 00:00:16,789 ...bounces off someone's coconut. 7 00:00:16,957 --> 00:00:20,472 You know, you throw a rock into a crowd, that's considered terrorism. 8 00:00:20,637 --> 00:00:24,915 But if you have a nice follow-through, you know, that's golf. 9 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:27,473 I'm always impressed with the golf cameraman... 10 00:00:27,637 --> 00:00:31,425 ...whose job it is to follow the golf ball when it's in the sky. 11 00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:34,714 It's a little white ball doing 100 miles an hour on a white background. 12 00:00:34,877 --> 00:00:37,072 "I got it. I lost it. I got it. I lost it." 13 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:39,797 Why bother? Aim the camera at the sky. Aim it at the ground. 14 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,868 Take a ball out of your pocket. Throw it down. 15 00:00:42,037 --> 00:00:44,232 Who's gonna know where the hell it came from? 16 00:00:48,477 --> 00:00:50,229 How did you lock your keys in your car? 17 00:00:50,397 --> 00:00:51,989 How? Because I'm an idiot. 18 00:00:53,437 --> 00:00:55,473 - Why didn't you get a locksmith? - I was going to. 19 00:00:55,637 --> 00:00:59,186 Then I found out the Auto Club has free locksmith service, so I signed up. 20 00:00:59,357 --> 00:01:01,917 Just waiting for the membership to kick in. 21 00:01:03,357 --> 00:01:06,155 How long has your car been sitting in the Yankee parking lot? 22 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:08,906 I don't know. About three days. 23 00:01:11,877 --> 00:01:13,435 Hello, boys. 24 00:01:14,037 --> 00:01:16,346 - You're not playing golf? - Yes, indeed. 25 00:01:16,517 --> 00:01:19,350 Calendar says winter, but the gods of spring are out. 26 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:22,350 - And the course is open? - No, no. 27 00:01:23,477 --> 00:01:26,867 I sneak in with Stan the Caddy. We go through the caddies' entrance. 28 00:01:27,037 --> 00:01:28,789 - No kidding. - I'll tell you something else. 29 00:01:28,957 --> 00:01:32,552 Stan's advice has transformed my game. He's never wrong. 30 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:36,995 He thinks eventually I'll have a shot at making it big on the Senior Tour. 31 00:01:37,157 --> 00:01:38,476 Oh, that's my dream, Jerry. 32 00:01:38,637 --> 00:01:42,596 - Really, you're getting that good? - Oh, I'm the real deal. 33 00:01:44,397 --> 00:01:47,514 Yeah, here, Stan. In here. There he is. 34 00:01:47,677 --> 00:01:50,237 Jerry, George, this is Stan the Caddy. 35 00:01:50,397 --> 00:01:51,796 - How you doing? - Hi. 36 00:01:51,957 --> 00:01:52,946 Nice to meet you. 37 00:01:53,117 --> 00:01:54,789 - Ready to hit the links? - You betcha. 38 00:01:56,997 --> 00:01:59,750 - What are those, cotton pants? - Yeah, yeah. 39 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,111 What, is it too cold out? 40 00:02:02,117 --> 00:02:04,506 Here's what you do. You bring a lightweight jacket. 41 00:02:04,677 --> 00:02:07,589 That way, the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater. 42 00:02:07,757 --> 00:02:10,635 Oh, that makes sense. That's a good call, Stan. 43 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,230 All right. We'll see you later. 44 00:02:12,397 --> 00:02:14,388 - Yeah, we'll see you. - See you. 45 00:02:16,277 --> 00:02:18,393 - Stan the Caddy. - Stan the Caddy. 46 00:02:20,317 --> 00:02:21,466 Elaine? 47 00:02:23,117 --> 00:02:24,436 Hi. 48 00:02:24,597 --> 00:02:28,226 Oh, great. It's the bra/ess wonder. 49 00:02:28,397 --> 00:02:30,069 Who does she think she's kidding? 50 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,751 Look at her, she's tota//y out of contro/. 51 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:35,590 I was thinking, "That woman looks like Elaine Benes." 52 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:38,225 Yeah. What have you been up to? 53 00:02:38,397 --> 00:02:41,036 - Just been hanging out. - I see. 54 00:02:41,197 --> 00:02:43,427 Listen, I'm having a birthday party tomorrow evening. 55 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,065 - I'd love it if you came by. - Oh, tomorrow. 56 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:47,875 - I don't know if I can. - No? 57 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:52,872 - No, I'm just really, really busy. - Oh, that's too bad. 58 00:02:53,037 --> 00:02:54,948 Well, I hope you can get me a gift anyway. 59 00:03:00,837 --> 00:03:02,714 - George. - Mr. Wilhelm. 60 00:03:03,477 --> 00:03:05,911 I'm sorry to interrupt you, but Mr. Steinbrenner and I... 61 00:03:06,077 --> 00:03:09,114 ...want you to know we appreciate all the hours you've been putting in. 62 00:03:09,277 --> 00:03:11,313 Oh, and confidentially... 63 00:03:11,477 --> 00:03:15,152 ...Sozonkel, assistant to the general manager, hasn't been working out... 64 00:03:15,317 --> 00:03:17,626 ...and the boss thinks you're the man for the job. 65 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:20,231 So keep it under your hat. 66 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:28,149 Assistant to the general manager! Do you know what that means? 67 00:03:28,317 --> 00:03:30,547 He could be asking my advice on trades. 68 00:03:30,717 --> 00:03:32,947 Trades, Jerry. I'm a heartbeat away. 69 00:03:34,077 --> 00:03:36,545 That's a hell of an organization they're running up there. 70 00:03:37,397 --> 00:03:40,707 I can't understand why they haven't won a pennant in 15 years. 71 00:03:40,877 --> 00:03:43,311 And it is all because of that car. 72 00:03:43,477 --> 00:03:46,310 See, Steinbrenner is, like, the first guy in at the crack of dawn. 73 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:49,071 He sees my car. He figures I'm the first guy in. 74 00:03:49,237 --> 00:03:52,035 Then the /ast person to /eave is Wi/he/m. 75 00:03:52,197 --> 00:03:54,950 He sees my car. He figures I'm burning the midnight oi/. 76 00:03:55,117 --> 00:03:57,915 Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18-hour day. 77 00:03:59,757 --> 00:04:03,272 Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made. 78 00:04:03,997 --> 00:04:05,715 - Hey. - Hey. How you doing? 79 00:04:05,877 --> 00:04:08,232 - Better now. - Yeah? What happened? 80 00:04:08,397 --> 00:04:10,991 - You know Sue Ellen Mischke? - Sue Ellen Mischke? 81 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:13,148 Yeah, the woman I grew up with in Maryland. 82 00:04:13,317 --> 00:04:15,547 - She moved here last year. - Sounds familiar. 83 00:04:15,717 --> 00:04:18,277 The heiress to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune? 84 00:04:18,437 --> 00:04:20,905 - You mentioned her. - Yes. I ran into her today. 85 00:04:21,277 --> 00:04:25,907 This woman has never, not once ever, as long as I have known her... 86 00:04:26,077 --> 00:04:27,795 ...worn a bra. 87 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:30,517 - That is shameless. - Well, she's disgusting. She's a pig. 88 00:04:30,677 --> 00:04:32,907 - There's no reason. That's wrong. - The woman's a pig. 89 00:04:33,077 --> 00:04:35,033 - It's rude. - All right. There's no point. 90 00:04:35,197 --> 00:04:38,109 - Come on. Come on. We're sorry. - We're only kidding. 91 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:40,586 You don't understand. See, she hasn't changed at all. 92 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:43,351 She stole my boyfriend when I was in high school. 93 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:46,156 I was at this party, and I was dating this rea//y cute guy. 94 00:04:46,317 --> 00:04:47,989 His name was Tom Cos/ey, by the way. 95 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:50,955 And she goes wa/king by in this /itt/e f/oozy outfit... 96 00:04:51,117 --> 00:04:53,187 ... and he fo//ows her right out the door. 97 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:56,633 She's your Lex Luthor. 98 00:04:57,277 --> 00:05:01,714 Her birthday's coming up, see? So I decided to get her a little present. 99 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:04,437 - What are you gonna get her? - A very traditional... 100 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:06,588 ...a very supportive... 101 00:05:06,757 --> 00:05:08,475 ...brassiere. 102 00:05:09,197 --> 00:05:13,031 - There's nothing subtle about that. - No, no, she might just think it's a gift. 103 00:05:13,197 --> 00:05:15,916 Have I ever bought you a jockstrap as a gift? 104 00:05:18,997 --> 00:05:20,635 Hey. 105 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,745 What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at work? 106 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:26,226 I'm thinking of leaving town with Susan for a few days. 107 00:05:26,397 --> 00:05:27,750 Her parents rebuilt the cabin. 108 00:05:29,237 --> 00:05:30,750 So you're just taking off from work? 109 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:34,068 Yeah, well, they won't know. I got the car there. 110 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:38,068 Is this a good idea, with you being on the verge of this big promotion? 111 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:41,707 My presence in that office can only hurt my chances. 112 00:05:43,997 --> 00:05:46,511 Sue E//en Mischk e to see you. 113 00:05:46,677 --> 00:05:48,952 Sue Ellen Mischke? 114 00:05:49,477 --> 00:05:51,672 All right. Send her in. 115 00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:55,468 Hi, Elaine. 116 00:05:55,677 --> 00:05:57,395 Hello. 117 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:58,785 I was in the neighbourhood... 118 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:02,029 ...so I thought I'd stop in and thank you for your lovely gift. 119 00:06:02,837 --> 00:06:06,716 Oh, you're welcome. 120 00:06:06,877 --> 00:06:08,708 Is anything wrong? 121 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:11,551 Well, Sue Ellen, it's... 122 00:06:11,717 --> 00:06:13,992 It's not a top. 123 00:06:14,157 --> 00:06:15,510 It's a bra. 124 00:06:16,077 --> 00:06:17,351 Oh, I know. 125 00:06:17,517 --> 00:06:19,587 Thanks again. 126 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:25,466 This is the life, isn't it, huh, kid? 127 00:06:25,637 --> 00:06:28,549 - You wanna check out a swap meet? - Yeah, maybe. 128 00:06:28,717 --> 00:06:30,912 - Where'd you get that? - It was on the windshield... 129 00:06:31,077 --> 00:06:33,545 ...when we came out of that rest stop. 130 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,109 - Hello. - Hey, hey, it's George. 131 00:06:40,277 --> 00:06:41,915 - I need a favour. - What's going on? 132 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:44,830 I just remembered. There's a restaurant near Yankee stadium... 133 00:06:44,997 --> 00:06:47,147 ...that puts fliers on all the cars. - Yeah, so? 134 00:06:47,317 --> 00:06:50,992 This is what you gotta do. Go to the parking lot, take the fliers off my car. 135 00:06:51,157 --> 00:06:53,796 Last time you had me throwing bread up three floors to you. 136 00:06:53,957 --> 00:06:55,549 Now you want me to go to the Bronx... 137 00:06:55,717 --> 00:06:58,026 ...take fliers off your car. Where does it end? 138 00:06:58,197 --> 00:07:02,349 All right, fine. I'll drive the three hours each way and take them off myself. 139 00:07:02,517 --> 00:07:04,633 All right. I'll do it. 140 00:07:05,157 --> 00:07:06,670 - Hey, what are you up to? - Nothing. 141 00:07:06,837 --> 00:07:09,271 You wanna go to the Bronx and see if there's fliers... 142 00:07:09,437 --> 00:07:11,029 ...on George's car? - Sure. 143 00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:15,756 - I could have said just about anything. - Yeah. 144 00:07:24,157 --> 00:07:27,308 Oh, man, look at this mess. 145 00:07:27,477 --> 00:07:29,468 You know what will happen if they see this? 146 00:07:29,637 --> 00:07:30,865 What are we gonna do? 147 00:07:31,037 --> 00:07:33,346 - I don't know. - Well, we gotta get it washed. 148 00:07:34,477 --> 00:07:36,832 Oh, the keys are locked inside. 149 00:07:39,077 --> 00:07:40,795 Wait a second. 150 00:07:40,957 --> 00:07:44,632 - What are you gonna do? - I'll just snag the lock with this. 151 00:07:45,037 --> 00:07:47,073 There we go. 152 00:07:47,837 --> 00:07:50,192 This is quite a life I lead here. 153 00:07:53,957 --> 00:07:56,869 - George has to be happy about this. - Yeah, yeah. 154 00:07:57,597 --> 00:07:59,906 Oh, my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra? 155 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,274 Oh, mama. 156 00:08:03,757 --> 00:08:05,156 Kramer! 157 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,029 My God, are you okay? 158 00:08:13,197 --> 00:08:15,267 I got a cut on my head and I banged my shoulder. 159 00:08:15,437 --> 00:08:18,952 I guess I have to bring his car back up to the stadium. If it can make it. 160 00:08:19,117 --> 00:08:21,677 - So how did this happen? - He was staring at some woman. 161 00:08:21,837 --> 00:08:24,305 Well, I couldn't help it. You saw what she was wearing. 162 00:08:25,157 --> 00:08:27,034 - What woman? - There was a beautiful woman... 163 00:08:27,197 --> 00:08:29,108 ...walking down the street wearing just a bra. 164 00:08:29,277 --> 00:08:31,427 I can't get that image out of my mind. 165 00:08:32,797 --> 00:08:35,231 - Oh, my God. - What? 166 00:08:35,397 --> 00:08:38,389 - Was it a tall woman in a black blazer? - Yeah. 167 00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:42,631 - That's Sue Ellen Mischke. - Sue Ellen Mischke? 168 00:08:42,797 --> 00:08:46,836 That's the bra I gave her. She's wearing it as a top. 169 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:50,634 A woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on. 170 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:53,436 She's a menace to society. 171 00:08:53,997 --> 00:08:56,352 Hey, you know, my arm really hurts. 172 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,867 I wonder if it's gonna affect my golf swing. 173 00:09:03,397 --> 00:09:05,353 I got your message. How's the shoulder? 174 00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:08,987 - It's my left arm. I can't swing it. - Oh, no, not the left arm! 175 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:11,034 What happens if I can't play like I was? 176 00:09:11,197 --> 00:09:13,506 What about the tour and all my dreams? 177 00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:16,276 I got it! 178 00:09:16,437 --> 00:09:17,995 Let's sue her. 179 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,717 - Sue her? - Yeah, she's loaded. 180 00:09:20,877 --> 00:09:23,152 She's the heiress to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune. 181 00:09:23,317 --> 00:09:25,672 I can't. I learned my lesson from that coffee company. 182 00:09:25,837 --> 00:09:27,475 Kramer, listen to me. 183 00:09:27,637 --> 00:09:30,071 Listen. This is a once- in-a-lifetime opportunity. 184 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,590 Your dreams have been shattered. 185 00:09:31,757 --> 00:09:33,748 Somebody's gotta be held accountable. 186 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:37,273 Come on. We'll take her for every penny she's got. 187 00:09:39,237 --> 00:09:41,307 What do you think, Stan? 188 00:09:42,117 --> 00:09:44,472 Let's go for the green. 189 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:46,749 You know a good lawyer? 190 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:49,831 So you're driving in the car. 191 00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:52,591 You're with your friend, minding your own business. 192 00:09:52,757 --> 00:09:54,509 - Then what happened? - We saw this woman... 193 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,747 ...and she was wearing a bra with no top. 194 00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:58,873 No top? She didn't have a top on? 195 00:09:59,037 --> 00:10:02,393 Yeah, so I got distracted and I crashed the car. 196 00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:04,036 How would you describe this woman? 197 00:10:04,197 --> 00:10:05,755 Would you say she was attractive? 198 00:10:06,237 --> 00:10:08,626 - Oh, yeah. - So we got an attractive woman... 199 00:10:08,797 --> 00:10:11,675 ...wearing a bra, no top, walking around in broad daylight. 200 00:10:11,837 --> 00:10:13,429 She's flouting society's conventions. 201 00:10:13,597 --> 00:10:15,986 - She was flouting. - That's totally inappropriate. 202 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,672 It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous. 203 00:10:19,837 --> 00:10:21,156 It was outrageous. 204 00:10:21,317 --> 00:10:23,990 And she's the heir to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune. 205 00:10:24,597 --> 00:10:26,508 Could you repeat that? 206 00:10:26,677 --> 00:10:29,589 I said, she's the heir to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune. 207 00:10:29,757 --> 00:10:31,429 Oh Henry!? 208 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,833 That's one of our top-selling candy bars. 209 00:10:33,997 --> 00:10:36,386 It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat. 210 00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:39,435 It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding. 211 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,827 - Have you been to a doctor? - No. 212 00:10:41,997 --> 00:10:46,070 Suzy, call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer. 213 00:10:46,237 --> 00:10:48,432 Tell him it's for me. 214 00:10:49,117 --> 00:10:51,506 So, what do you think, Jackie? I mean, we got a case? 215 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:53,430 Like taking candy from a baby. 216 00:10:58,877 --> 00:11:00,629 I think I got it. How about this? 217 00:11:00,797 --> 00:11:02,867 We trade Jim Leyritz and Bernie Williams... 218 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,868 ...for Barry Bonds. What do you think? 219 00:11:05,037 --> 00:11:07,232 Then I have Griffey and Bonds in the same outfield. 220 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:08,796 Now you got a team. 221 00:11:08,957 --> 00:11:11,869 I don't know, George. I'm still worried about this car thing. 222 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:14,870 - Would you stop worrying? - Well, what about the fliers? 223 00:11:15,037 --> 00:11:19,827 Jerry took the fliers off the car. I got the whole thing covered. 224 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:45,030 Come in. 225 00:11:45,477 --> 00:11:46,876 - Wilhelm. - Mr. Steinbrenner... 226 00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,267 ...I am very concerned about George Costanza. 227 00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:51,997 - How about a "good morning"? - Yes, sir. Good morning, sir. 228 00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:53,146 Good morning, Wilhelm. 229 00:11:53,317 --> 00:11:56,832 Anyway, his car is in the parking lot, the front end is bashed in... 230 00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:59,716 ...and there's blood in the car, and we can't find him anywhere. 231 00:11:59,877 --> 00:12:02,789 Obviously, he was in some sort of a terrible car accident... 232 00:12:02,957 --> 00:12:06,074 ...and trouper that he is, he tried to make it into work, sir. 233 00:12:06,237 --> 00:12:08,307 Wilhelm, listen to me. I want the stadium scoured. 234 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,035 He could be bleeding in the bullpen. 235 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,791 Everyone on alert. Check hospitals, clinics, shelters. 236 00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:14,675 - We've gotta find that kid. - Yes, sir. 237 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:16,395 - We must find George. - Yes, sir. 238 00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,548 - Find him, Wilhelm. - Yes, sir. 239 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,306 Excuse me. Do you know the gentleman across the hall? 240 00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:31,510 Yes. Yes, I do. 241 00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:33,749 Do you know if he'll be back anytime soon? 242 00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,592 No, I don't. 243 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,152 Is there something I can help you with? 244 00:12:39,317 --> 00:12:41,592 No, I really just needed to speak with him. 245 00:12:42,237 --> 00:12:44,307 Well, you can wait for him in here if you like. 246 00:12:46,077 --> 00:12:48,386 Well, maybe I will. 247 00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:50,787 - Lf you don't mind. - No, no, not at all. 248 00:12:50,957 --> 00:12:52,868 - Thanks. - I'm Jerry Seinfeld. 249 00:12:55,397 --> 00:12:58,469 What is with these people? All day long. Come in. Come in. 250 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,986 Mr. Steinbrenner, you know, we've searched everywhere. 251 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:05,510 There's no sign of him. 252 00:13:05,677 --> 00:13:08,953 Not even anyone who remotely fits his description, sir. 253 00:13:09,117 --> 00:13:10,675 Oh, my God. 254 00:13:10,837 --> 00:13:12,828 - Do you know what this means? - What, sir? 255 00:13:12,997 --> 00:13:15,636 He's dead. Costanza's dead. 256 00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:18,550 - No, no, sir. You see... - As quickly as he came, he's gone. 257 00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:20,912 The poor little guy. 258 00:13:21,077 --> 00:13:23,307 Easy, Big Stein, get it together. 259 00:13:23,477 --> 00:13:24,705 - Okay, Wilhelm. - Yes, sir. 260 00:13:24,877 --> 00:13:27,835 Find out where his parents live. I'm gonna personally notify them. 261 00:13:27,997 --> 00:13:31,148 And line up some candidates to fill that assistant position. 262 00:13:31,317 --> 00:13:32,875 - Yes, sir. - We can't grieve forever. 263 00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:34,311 Gotta get back to business. 264 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:36,752 - Back to business, Wilhelm. - Yes, sir. 265 00:13:39,357 --> 00:13:41,632 Well, buddy, he's taking the case. 266 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:45,676 Jackie Chiles is right on it. Right on it. He's all over it. 267 00:13:46,277 --> 00:13:48,950 - Oh, really? - Why? What's wrong? Come on. 268 00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:51,836 I don't know. So the woman was walking around in a bra. 269 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,431 I mean, it's no big deal. You're still driving. 270 00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:56,667 You should have been watching the road. 271 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,907 Well, your attitude has certainly changed. 272 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,590 I don't think it's changed. 273 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,349 Listen, I'm gonna need you to testify. 274 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:05,270 - I don't know if I can. - Jerry, you gotta testify. 275 00:14:05,437 --> 00:14:06,870 - Kramer, I don't think l... - Listen. 276 00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:11,269 This is a million dollars we're talking about, Jerry. This is the big league. 277 00:14:11,437 --> 00:14:16,272 - I need you on my team, Jerry. - Well, I'm not sure how I feel about it. 278 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,866 All right, what's gotten into you? What's happened? 279 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,192 Nothing's happened. 280 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,476 What's this? 281 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:34,516 - No, wait a second. Wait a second. - Oh, I see. Yes. 282 00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:37,589 Little Miss Candy Bar paid a visit, didn't she? 283 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:41,193 - Kramer, it is not what you think. - I know what I think. 284 00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,996 I think you're gaga over this dame. 285 00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:46,387 She's twisted you around her little finger... 286 00:14:46,557 --> 00:14:49,469 ...and now you're willing to sell me and Elaine... 287 00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:52,310 ...and whoever else you have to right down the river. 288 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,876 And what about you? 289 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:56,756 Trying to bilk an innocent bystander out of a family fortune... 290 00:14:56,917 --> 00:15:00,307 ...built on sweat and toil manufacturing quality Oh Henry! Candy bars... 291 00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,355 ...for honest, hardworking Americans. - You're just out for sex! 292 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:04,745 You're just out for money! 293 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,033 - Mrs. Costanza? - Yes. 294 00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:16,471 My name is George Steinbrenner. 295 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:19,674 I'm afraid I have some very sad news about your son. 296 00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:25,428 I can't believe it. He was so young. How could this have happened? 297 00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:26,996 He'd been logging heavy hours. 298 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:30,308 First one in, last one to leave. The kid was a human dynamo. 299 00:15:30,477 --> 00:15:33,196 Are you sure you're talking about George? 300 00:15:33,357 --> 00:15:34,790 You are Mr. And Mrs. Costanza? 301 00:15:35,277 --> 00:15:37,745 What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? 302 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:41,432 He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBls last year. 303 00:15:41,597 --> 00:15:43,349 He's got a rocket for an arm. 304 00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:46,031 You don't know what the hell you're doing! 305 00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:48,347 Buhner was a good prospect. No question about it. 306 00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,473 But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. 307 00:15:50,637 --> 00:15:52,070 They kept saying, "Ken Phelps." 308 00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:54,195 I'm not here. Leave a message. 309 00:15:54,357 --> 00:15:55,790 Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. 310 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,592 Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Ca// me back. 311 00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:07,154 - Hello? - Hey, it's George. 312 00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:08,875 - Where have you been? - What? 313 00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,028 I just got a bizarre message from your father. 314 00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:13,427 Steinbrenner's at your house. They think you're dead. 315 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,986 - Dead? - And we had an accident with the car. 316 00:16:16,157 --> 00:16:18,193 It's a little crumpled. 317 00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:20,188 - My car's a little crumpled? - Yeah, yeah. 318 00:16:20,357 --> 00:16:22,871 I didn't know what to do, so I put it back at the stadium. 319 00:16:23,197 --> 00:16:24,596 Wait a second. Wait a second. 320 00:16:24,757 --> 00:16:28,670 They saw the car and the blood, that's why Steinbrenner thinks you're dead. 321 00:16:28,837 --> 00:16:31,988 I gotta head back right away. I gotta figure something out here. 322 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,115 - You gotta call your parents. - I can't. Steinbrenner might be there. 323 00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:37,745 Aren't you gonna tell your parents you're still alive? 324 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:38,952 They could use the break. 325 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,712 Elaine, do you see this? 326 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,588 Do you see what I'm holding in my hands? 327 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:51,515 Yeah, it's a bra. 328 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:56,190 I saw a woman in our hallway wearing one of these as a top. 329 00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:57,949 What exquisite beauty. 330 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,153 I ran down the hallway to talk to her... 331 00:17:00,317 --> 00:17:03,627 ...but the elevator door closed. It was not to be. 332 00:17:03,797 --> 00:17:05,867 Perhaps our paths will cross again someday. 333 00:17:06,997 --> 00:17:08,350 What is this all about? 334 00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:11,987 I want to market this item as a new direction in women's fashion. 335 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,467 We're gonna sell this as a top. 336 00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:17,470 Here's the angle. Zelda Fitzgerald... 337 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,831 ...somebody of the '20s... 338 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,831 ...wearing this at wild parties, driving all the men crazy. 339 00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:25,512 Have it on my desk by the end of the week. 340 00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:31,669 Come in. Come in. 341 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:33,751 Mr. Steinbrenner. 342 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,065 Is it you? 343 00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:39,867 Yeah, it's me, sir. 344 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:42,312 It's been a harrowing few days. 345 00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:46,106 After the car accident, I crawled into a ditch. 346 00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:47,915 I managed to survive... 347 00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:52,628 ...on grubs and puddle water until a kindly old gentleman picked me up. 348 00:17:52,797 --> 00:17:55,516 Grubs, huh? Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those. 349 00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:57,315 Anyway, as I was lying in the puddle... 350 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,389 ...I think I may have found a way for us to get Bonds and Griffey... 351 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,149 ...and we wouldn't give up that much. 352 00:18:02,317 --> 00:18:05,593 Don't tell it to me. Tell it to the new assistant to the general manager. 353 00:18:05,757 --> 00:18:07,156 I didn't get the job? 354 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:10,434 You were dead. We couldn't sit on our hands. We had to make a move. 355 00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:12,355 But you still have your old job. 356 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:14,633 Of course we'll have to dock the time you missed. 357 00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:16,071 We're running a ball club. 358 00:18:16,237 --> 00:18:19,673 If I give special treatment to you, everyone will want it. Next, it's chaos. 359 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:23,034 And I can tell you this: Chaos does not work for the New York Yankees. 360 00:18:23,197 --> 00:18:25,233 Not as long as I'm running the show! 361 00:18:26,717 --> 00:18:29,675 So it was the meeting on the street that prompted you to buy the bra. 362 00:18:29,837 --> 00:18:32,556 - Would you say that was correct? - Yes. 363 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:34,389 Yes. That's correct. 364 00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:40,026 And you have also brought with you another bra... 365 00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:45,275 ... exactly like the one that she so flagrantly exhibited herself in? 366 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,350 Yes, that's correct. 367 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,747 What was your golf score the last round you played... 368 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,477 ...before your shoulder was injured? - Three under par. 369 00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:55,514 Three under par. 370 00:18:56,797 --> 00:18:58,867 That's what the professionals shoot, isn't it? 371 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,675 Well, if they're lucky. 372 00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:05,745 Would you tell this jury... 373 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:09,227 ... exactly what you saw at the corner of 83rd Street and Columbus? 374 00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:14,707 I don't remember. 375 00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:19,756 Did you or did you not see the defendant wearing the bra? 376 00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:21,476 I don't know. Maybe. 377 00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:24,071 Mr. Seinfeld, I might remind you that you are under oath. 378 00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:25,670 Now, I ask you again. 379 00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:28,635 Did you or did you not see this woman wearing a bra? 380 00:19:32,477 --> 00:19:34,866 All right, I saw her. I saw her. 381 00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:39,945 And she was beautiful in that bra. I'm crazy about her. 382 00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:43,154 I love her whole free- swinging, freewheeling attitude. 383 00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:44,636 This court will come to order. 384 00:19:44,797 --> 00:19:48,073 - No further questions, Your Honour. - You may step down. 385 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:50,228 Well, Kramer, I think we got this wrapped up. 386 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,955 Yeah, yeah. 387 00:19:52,117 --> 00:19:53,914 What's your read, Stan? 388 00:19:54,077 --> 00:19:56,637 You're close. You're on the green. 389 00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:59,516 You just have to go for the cup. 390 00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:02,066 - What do you mean? - Have her try on the bra. 391 00:20:02,237 --> 00:20:04,546 - See if it fits. - No, no, no, no. 392 00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:07,151 Do it, Jackie. Stan's the man. 393 00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:09,990 - Stan? Who the hell is Stan? - He's my caddy. 394 00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:12,830 Your caddy? This is a big mistake. 395 00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:16,235 Your Honour... 396 00:20:16,397 --> 00:20:20,515 ...we request at this time that Miss Mischke try on the bra. 397 00:20:22,437 --> 00:20:24,632 This court will come to order. 398 00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:26,867 Go ahead, Miss Mischke, try it on. 399 00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:45,313 It doesn't fit. I can't put it on. 400 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:49,512 You damn fools! Look at that. We got nothing now. Nothing. 401 00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:52,510 I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listening to a caddy. 402 00:20:52,677 --> 00:20:54,156 This is a public humiliation. 403 00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:56,956 You can't let the defendant control the key piece of evidence. 404 00:20:57,117 --> 00:21:00,553 Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard. Of course it won't fit over a leotard. 405 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:05,074 A bra's gotta fit right up against a person's skin. Like a glove! 406 00:21:14,237 --> 00:21:16,797 Hey, Elaine. How about some lunch? 407 00:21:17,837 --> 00:21:19,668 No, I don't think so. 408 00:21:19,837 --> 00:21:23,034 Great job on the Gatsby Swing Top. It's a winner. 409 00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:24,755 Yeah. Yeah, thanks. 410 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,987 Sure you don't wanna go? We have reservations. 411 00:21:27,157 --> 00:21:29,591 Oh, I don't think you'll have any trouble getting a table. 412 00:21:30,397 --> 00:21:32,627 - Ciao. - Bye- bye.