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The concept of being separated
is strange.
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It's like you're engaged
to be divorced.
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"We're gonna try and make
not being together work.
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First we were separated, then we met,
then we were together.
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Now we're gonna try
being separated again.
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We think actually some sort of giant
rubber band might be the solution."
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Of course, when you were
a kid in school...
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...you'd get separated
for having too good a time.
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"If you two kids don't stop laughing
and having fun...
10
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...I'm gonna have to separate you."
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Then the kid finds out his parents
are breaking up...
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...thinks it's because they got caught
fooling around, which is probably true.
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- Hairdo?
- Yeah.
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You look like Brenda Starr.
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- Is that good?
- Better than Dondi.
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Hey, my God, look at that.
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It's David and Beth Lukner.
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You know, I heard a rumour
their marriage is a little rocky.
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Really? You know, I have
a little thing for Beth Lukner.
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Well...
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I have to admit I've always thought
David was kind of sponge-worthy.
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Yeah, I've been waiting out
their marriage for three years.
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Me too. Well, I've been waiting out
two or three marriages...
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...but this is the one I really
had my eye on.
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This car out there is taking up
like three parking spaces.
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That's mine.
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- You have a car?
- My friend lent it to me for the week.
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- She's out of town.
- I've never seen you drive.
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- Me neither.
- Jerry?
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- Elaine, hi.
- Hi, David.
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Hi, Beth.
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Oh, George,
this is my husband, David.
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- Oh, hi, David.
- Hello.
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George, you're the one who works
for the Yankees, right?
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Yeah. Why, what do you do?
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Well, I sell insurance, but Beth
used to be Don Mattingly's doctor.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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A physician married to a salesman.
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I gotta tell you, Beth, you could have
done a lot better than him.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Hey, Mickey, what's going on?
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I'm nervous. I'm auditioning to be
in the Actors Studio tonight.
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- Really?
- It's Method, Jerry. It's intense.
43
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- Kramer's my scene partner.
- Kramer?
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He doesn't have to say anything.
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He just has to sit there.
I'm playing a detective.
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I'm playing a businessman
accused of murder.
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Oh, boy.
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I gotta meet Elaine
and run some errands, so...
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Look at this, Mickey.
50
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These pants are falling apart.
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When I met you, you used
to wear jeans all the time.
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Well, I was a different man then.
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With a different body.
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Hey, I got the body of a taut,
preteen Swedish boy.
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I don't know.
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What are you thinking? You think that
I'm not able to wear jeans anymore?
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Is that what you're saying?
Because I'll go and I'll buy some jeans.
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I swear to God, I will.
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Don't think I won't, Jerry.
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All right. That's it.
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God, it is so great to drive again.
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I miss it so much.
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How about a left turn signal,
you moron!
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I'm so nauseous.
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She's the worst driver.
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You know what,
on my first road test, I hit a dog.
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I think it was a golden retriever.
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No, no, no, it was a yellow lab.
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I gotta check my messages.
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Hey.
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I'm so carsick I'm gonna v omit.
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Oh, my God, Jerry.
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My friend Kim called.
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David and Beth
got separated last night.
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- Yeah?
- They're getting divorced!
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So now, what is our move?
What do we do?
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I don't know,
but we don't have much time.
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City's teeming with people
waiting out that marriage.
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Right.
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It's like when a tenant dies
in a rent-controlled building.
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You gotta take immediate action.
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But David and Beth are gonna need
their grieving time.
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Their grieving time is a luxury
I can't afford.
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I'm calling Beth tonight,
and if you want a shot at David...
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- ... I suggest you do likewise.
- Yeah.
86
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But we gotta make it seem like
we're not calling for dates.
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Then why are we calling?
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- Good question. Why are we calling?
- Why are we calling?
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- Calling, calling, calling.
- Why are we calling? Why do we call?
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I got it. I've got it.
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We're calling just to say:
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"I'm there for you."
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I'm there for you.
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Then, after a period
of being there for you...
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...we slowly remove
the two words "for you"...
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...and we're just there.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Remember Beth and David
from yesterday?
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- They got separated.
- Really?
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Well, you don't think it had anything
to do with what I said, do you?
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What did you say?
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You know, that thing
about her being too good for him.
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I mean, I was just being folksy.
They could tell I was being folksy?
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- Yeah, I thought you were being folksy.
- Totally folksy.
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Hey...
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- What did you get?
- I bought dungarees.
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Kramer, they're painted on.
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Well, they're the slim fit.
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- Slim fit?
- Yeah, they're streamlined.
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You're walking like Frankenstein.
111
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They just gotta be worked in
a little bit, that's all.
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See you.
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Well, David, it happens.
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Sure, Beth, these things happen.
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So have you told many people yet?
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Because it's really
nobody's business.
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Anyway, I just called
to tell you that...
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...I'm there for you.
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There is...
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...anywhere you want me to be.
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Sure. Dinner would be fine.
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And I can just be there for you.
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- Jerry, you gotta help me.
- What's wrong?
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I can't get my pants off.
Mickey's audition is in 20 minutes.
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I'm supposed to be a businessman.
I gotta be in costume.
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All right. Undo them,
I'll help you get them off.
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- I already did, and it won't come off.
- You just gotta wiggle your hips.
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Pull down.
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All right. All right.
That's no good.
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Let me try getting them
from the bottom.
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Just give me...
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Wait. Jerry, wait a minute.
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Man, these are tight.
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- Squinch your hips in.
- I am squinching my hips.
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Keep squinching them.
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All right, that's not gonna work.
That's not gonna work.
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Let me just think for a second here.
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You better get me.
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Get me up, get me up.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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Look, you're gonna need the
Jaws of Life to get out of those things.
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I don't have time.
I'm gonna be late.
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- Maybe you could soak in a tub.
- You better get the door.
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It was nice to get your call.
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Well, I just want you to know
I'm there for you.
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Of course, now I'm here for you...
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...but when I'm not here for you,
I'm there for you.
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Well, wherever you are,
I appreciate it.
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So how did this all happen?
150
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Well, actually, it had a lot to do
with George's comment.
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- Is that right?
- I thought maybe I could do better.
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Maybe, maybe.
153
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Well, it wasn't just that.
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I realized after
three years of marriage...
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...that David's little quirks
were getting on my nerves.
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Three years is a long time
to be married.
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In the middle of our fight last night,
he did this thing that he always does...
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...where he asks questions
to himself aloud...
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...and then answers them.
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Am I happy Beth left me?
Of course not.
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Can I hope to pick up the pieces
and move on? Absolutely.
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You're gonna pick up the pieces.
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We just had
our third anniversary on April 8th.
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- Tenth.
- Right.
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Right.
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You know, as far as I'm concerned,
this whole thing is George's fault.
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Well, David, the thing
about George is that...
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...he's an idiot.
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All right. Auditioning next
is Mickey Abbott...
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...doing a scene from
the Terence Klufer play...
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...Flesh Wounds in Ithaca.
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I'm sorry, my scene partner
isn't here yet so I guess-
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- Sorry I'm late.
- What's with the jeans?
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- You're a businessman.
- Long story.
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Well, just get up here.
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So, Bradley...
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...I guess this is the last place
you expected to find yourself.
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Well, we're gonna be here a while,
so take a seat.
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If it hadn't been
for that secretary of yours...
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I said, sit down.
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Are you deaf, Bradley?
I said, sit down.
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Bradley, it's very important
that you sit down.
183
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Now, for the last time...
184
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...try again to sit down!
185
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Sit down, you big, stupid ape!
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Did I have a great time with
David Lukner last night?
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I sure did.
188
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Do I think there's a future here?
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I don't see why not.
190
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I'll tell you, that "there for you"crap
was a stroke of genius.
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- Oh, please.
- Never mind.
192
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- Oh, come on.
- You're a genius.
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All right.
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Hey.
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- Georgie!
- Hey, there he is!
196
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Georgie boy!
197
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- What's going on?
- What's going on?
198
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You're the man of the hour,
that's what's going on.
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- Right.
- What do you mean?
200
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Well, thanks to you and your little
comment there to David and Beth...
201
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...Jerry and I
are in prime pouncing position...
202
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:05,364
...to scoop these two up
before they know what hit them.
203
00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:10,158
So it was my comment
that broke them up?
204
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- According to them.
- Yeah.
205
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I feel terrible.
206
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I can't be responsible
for breaking up a marriage.
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- Oh, no.
- Where are you going?
208
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Well, I gotta go talk to Beth.
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- Talk to Beth?
- I gotta undo what I did.
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You're not undoing anything.
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- Oh, yes, I am.
- Oh, no, you're not.
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All right, get out of my way.
213
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All right, don't make me
get physical here!
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You be careful, George.
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- George.
- Hi, Beth.
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Anyway, Jerry told me that...
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...it might have been my comment
in the coffee shop that broke you up.
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00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,365
Well, you know,
it's funny, George...
219
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...sometimes you don't know
how you're feeling about something...
220
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...until a person like you comes along
and articulates it so perfectly.
221
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Articulate?
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Me? I've never articulated anything.
I'm completely incoherent.
223
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I don't know about that.
224
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Hold on. Hello.
225
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Hi.
226
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Yeah, last night. I did too.
227
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Really? That's so funny,
he's here right now.
228
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Can you put him on?
I'd love to say hello.
229
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Sure. George, it's Jerry.
230
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- He wants to talk to me?
- Yeah.
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- He says he wants to say hello.
- Sweet guy.
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Hello?
233
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What the hell are you doing
over there?
234
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Mind your own business.
Now, stay out of my affairs!
235
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Jerry, Jerry,
that is so sweet of you...
236
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...but actually, I already ate.
237
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Ate? What the hell
are you talking about?
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Listen to me.
Get out of that apartment.
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- If you screw this up for me, I swear-
- Chocolate chip mint?
240
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,477
Actually, Jerry,
I prefer chocolate chip.
241
00:13:08,647 --> 00:13:10,842
What is it about the chocolate
and the mint...
242
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,202
...that makes it go so well together?
243
00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:16,445
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, of course you can use it. Sure.
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- Okay. Bye-bye.
- Don't hang up on me, George, I-
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Are you still wearing those things?
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Oh, yeah.
248
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Yeah, I think they're starting
to loosen up a bit.
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- Oh, hi, Mrs. Zanfino.
- Kramer, would you do me a favour?
250
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My babysitter hasn't shown up.
Could you watch Joey for an hour?
251
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Yeah, sure, Mrs. Zanfino.
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He's sleeping already.
You don't have to do anything.
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- See you later, buddy.
- See you later.
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- Hello?
- Hi, Jerry. It's Beth.
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- Oh, hi, Beth.
- Hi.
256
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I've been doing
a lot of thinking today...
257
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...and I don't know,
maybe I made a huge mistake.
258
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- George.
- I'm just feeling very confused.
259
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- I'll call you back, okay?
- Okay.
260
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- Trouble.
- What?
261
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- George. Yeah.
- Is it? Damn.
262
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- What do we do?
- What do we do?
263
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You get your ass
over to Beth's tout de suite.
264
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Turn on some of that so-called charm
you tell me about.
265
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- Yeah, I can try and do that.
- You don't try, you do it.
266
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I got the loser in this relationship.
I'm breathing new life into him.
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Give me three more days,
he won't remember her name.
268
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You got the winner, the easy part.
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Let's go. I'll drive you over there.
Come on.
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- You go on ahead. I'll take the bus.
- What? I'm parked outside.
271
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- I'll take the subway.
- It doesn't matter. I'll take you.
272
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- I can hitchhike.
- What's your problem?
273
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- It's really not necessary.
- What's your problem?
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The...
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The shoelaces
that you bought me...
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...they worked out well.
277
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Well, you know,
if you need some more...
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...I can get them for you.
279
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It should be a while, though.
280
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That was close.
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Confide in her. Open up to her.
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You know, women like that.
283
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I don't feel so good.
284
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Anyway, Beth...
285
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You know, I was thinking
on my way over...
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...how when I was 9,
I wanted these handball sneakers.
287
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They were all black.
288
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But they only came in adult sizes.
289
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So, you know,
I never got the sneakers.
290
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Oh, really?
291
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My father left us when I was 9...
292
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...so I guess that's why
I have such a fear of abandonment.
293
00:15:53,727 --> 00:15:56,844
- Wow, that's so touching.
- Yes, it is.
294
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Hey, it's George.
295
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Oh, maybe we should go
someplace else.
296
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No, let's go in.
297
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,636
- Oh, hi. Hi, David.
- Hi, George.
298
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- Elaine.
- Hi.
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00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:18,044
Listen, David, I want to apologize
about that comment-
300
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George, please, please. I'm fine.
301
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Oh, yeah, this is my fiancée.
302
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,005
- Susan, this is David.
- David.
303
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Oh, fiancée? Boy, you could've
done a lot better than him.
304
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Come on, Elaine, let's go.
305
00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:01,281
It's Frankenstein! It's Frankenstein!
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Joey.
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00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:05,041
Joey.
308
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:10,042
Mickey, you were so incredible
in that scene yesterday.
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- The rage.
- Right.
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The rage. Tons of rage.
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I don't believe this.
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- Hello.
- Mickey.
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Oh, hi, Kramer.
314
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- What do you want? I'm busy.
- You gotta do me a favour.
315
00:17:27,727 --> 00:17:30,321
- What? Now? I can't.
- Hey, you owe me.
316
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,880
I got you in the Actors Studio.
317
00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:33,719
They thought what we did
was the scene.
318
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All right, all right. I'll be right over.
319
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,280
You ready?
320
00:17:41,887 --> 00:17:43,684
You know what, George...
321
00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:45,678
...why don't you go ahead.
322
00:17:46,047 --> 00:17:48,607
I think I'd like
to be alone for a while.
323
00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:50,640
Oh, sure.
324
00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:53,321
Sure, you want to be alone?
Sure, I understand that.
325
00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:55,842
You want a little time to think?
Think. Ponder things.
326
00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:57,725
You know, ruminate.
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You go ahead.
A lot of stuff on your mind.
328
00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:01,035
You think things out. Think.
329
00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:04,517
Mull, just mull. Do a lot of mulling.
330
00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:07,035
I gotta go find this kid.
331
00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:09,675
All you gotta do is lay here
and pretend you're asleep...
332
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,644
...in case she gets back.
Here, the covers.
333
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:14,037
Why don't you just cut the pants
and get them off.
334
00:18:14,207 --> 00:18:16,767
- I'm breaking them in.
- What am I gonna do in here?
335
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:19,521
Just keep the lights out
and your eyes closed. I'll be back.
336
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,123
Jerry, Jerry!
337
00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:27,246
Jerry, Jerry, the most
unbelievable thing has happened.
338
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,556
It is so unbelievable!
339
00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:31,036
I'm sitting in the coffee shop,
I'm talking to Susan...
340
00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:32,925
...we're talking
about shoelaces... right?
341
00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:37,000
So in walks David, right?
He walks right up to the table, right?
342
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,806
I introduce him to Susan,
and he says- Now, get this.
343
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,527
He says, "Boy, you could do
a lot better than this guy."
344
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,323
He said the exact same thing
that I said to him...
345
00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:46,681
...just to get back at me.
346
00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:51,557
And then she says she wants
to be alone for a while. Alone, Jerry.
347
00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:55,163
I think that she thinks
that she could do better.
348
00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:56,760
Do you appreciate this?
349
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,201
You see the irony of this?
350
00:18:58,367 --> 00:18:59,880
You see what's going on here?
351
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,556
What's the matter?
352
00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:03,558
I'm nauseous.
353
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,319
That what's hurting
your appreciation?
354
00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:06,556
A little.
355
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,240
It's a good story,
don't you think?
356
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:09,396
- It's not bad.
- Yeah.
357
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,797
Joey, there you are. Hey, Joey!
358
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,559
It's a monster!
359
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,797
I'm the babysitter.
360
00:19:34,527 --> 00:19:36,165
Good night, honey.
361
00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:38,160
Good night.
362
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:48,035
It's gotta have
something to do with Kramer.
363
00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:57,081
Elaine...
364
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,725
...here's to you being there.
365
00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:01,559
And here.
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00:20:02,687 --> 00:20:04,279
Excuse me.
367
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,199
- Beth.
- David.
368
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,966
I'll tell you, it's not bad.
369
00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:41,206
- George?
- Yeah?
370
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,598
- Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Yeah, sure, sure.
371
00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:49,086
I've been doing a lot of thinking
about the wedding and all...
372
00:20:54,647 --> 00:20:57,559
...and I've decided
to go with the chicken.
373
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:16,486
So chasing little kids, huh?
You're in a lot of trouble, mister.
374
00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:19,155
- No, look, I was babysitting-
- Yeah, yeah, all right.
375
00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:20,885
Sit down.
376
00:21:25,727 --> 00:21:29,037
What are you, deaf?
I said, sit down.
377
00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:38,000
- Hey, for the last time, sit down.
- Oh, yeah.