1 00:00:04,527 --> 00:00:06,279 The concept of being separated is strange. 2 00:00:06,447 --> 00:00:08,278 It's like you're engaged to be divorced. 3 00:00:08,447 --> 00:00:11,484 "We're gonna try and make not being together work. 4 00:00:11,647 --> 00:00:14,286 First we were separated, then we met, then we were together. 5 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:16,358 Now we're gonna try being separated again. 6 00:00:16,527 --> 00:00:19,963 We think actually some sort of giant rubber band might be the solution." 7 00:00:20,127 --> 00:00:21,879 Of course, when you were a kid in school... 8 00:00:22,047 --> 00:00:24,242 ...you'd get separated for having too good a time. 9 00:00:24,407 --> 00:00:26,682 "If you two kids don't stop laughing and having fun... 10 00:00:26,847 --> 00:00:28,678 ...I'm gonna have to separate you." 11 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:31,642 Then the kid finds out his parents are breaking up... 12 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:35,561 ...thinks it's because they got caught fooling around, which is probably true. 13 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:44,118 - Hairdo? - Yeah. 14 00:00:44,287 --> 00:00:46,482 You look like Brenda Starr. 15 00:00:47,207 --> 00:00:49,801 - Is that good? - Better than Dondi. 16 00:00:51,407 --> 00:00:53,398 Hey, my God, look at that. 17 00:00:53,567 --> 00:00:55,159 It's David and Beth Lukner. 18 00:00:55,327 --> 00:00:58,842 You know, I heard a rumour their marriage is a little rocky. 19 00:00:59,007 --> 00:01:01,885 Really? You know, I have a little thing for Beth Lukner. 20 00:01:02,047 --> 00:01:03,400 Well... 21 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:08,197 I have to admit I've always thought David was kind of sponge-worthy. 22 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:12,559 Yeah, I've been waiting out their marriage for three years. 23 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:15,321 Me too. Well, I've been waiting out two or three marriages... 24 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:17,682 ...but this is the one I really had my eye on. 25 00:01:18,727 --> 00:01:21,878 This car out there is taking up like three parking spaces. 26 00:01:22,047 --> 00:01:23,639 That's mine. 27 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:27,079 - You have a car? - My friend lent it to me for the week. 28 00:01:27,247 --> 00:01:29,238 - She's out of town. - I've never seen you drive. 29 00:01:29,407 --> 00:01:30,999 - Me neither. - Jerry? 30 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:34,000 - Elaine, hi. - Hi, David. 31 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:35,316 Hi, Beth. 32 00:01:36,127 --> 00:01:38,322 Oh, George, this is my husband, David. 33 00:01:38,487 --> 00:01:39,806 - Oh, hi, David. - Hello. 34 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,435 George, you're the one who works for the Yankees, right? 35 00:01:42,607 --> 00:01:43,926 Yeah. Why, what do you do? 36 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:47,238 Well, I sell insurance, but Beth used to be Don Mattingly's doctor. 37 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,601 - Really? - Yeah. 38 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,956 A physician married to a salesman. 39 00:01:52,127 --> 00:01:55,039 I gotta tell you, Beth, you could have done a lot better than him. 40 00:02:03,647 --> 00:02:05,558 - Hey. - Hey. Hey, Mickey, what's going on? 41 00:02:05,727 --> 00:02:08,480 I'm nervous. I'm auditioning to be in the Actors Studio tonight. 42 00:02:08,647 --> 00:02:12,435 - Really? - It's Method, Jerry. It's intense. 43 00:02:12,607 --> 00:02:14,563 - Kramer's my scene partner. - Kramer? 44 00:02:14,727 --> 00:02:16,126 He doesn't have to say anything. 45 00:02:16,287 --> 00:02:18,403 He just has to sit there. I'm playing a detective. 46 00:02:18,567 --> 00:02:20,523 I'm playing a businessman accused of murder. 47 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:22,040 Oh, boy. 48 00:02:22,207 --> 00:02:24,243 I gotta meet Elaine and run some errands, so... 49 00:02:24,767 --> 00:02:26,120 Look at this, Mickey. 50 00:02:26,287 --> 00:02:27,640 These pants are falling apart. 51 00:02:27,807 --> 00:02:30,162 When I met you, you used to wear jeans all the time. 52 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:31,885 Well, I was a different man then. 53 00:02:32,047 --> 00:02:34,038 With a different body. 54 00:02:34,927 --> 00:02:40,240 Hey, I got the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy. 55 00:02:42,127 --> 00:02:43,958 I don't know. 56 00:02:44,127 --> 00:02:47,244 What are you thinking? You think that I'm not able to wear jeans anymore? 57 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:50,843 Is that what you're saying? Because I'll go and I'll buy some jeans. 58 00:02:52,247 --> 00:02:54,317 I swear to God, I will. 59 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:56,359 Don't think I won't, Jerry. 60 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,597 All right. That's it. 61 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:05,806 God, it is so great to drive again. 62 00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:08,322 I miss it so much. 63 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:12,283 How about a left turn signal, you moron! 64 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,285 I'm so nauseous. 65 00:03:15,447 --> 00:03:16,926 She's the worst driver. 66 00:03:17,087 --> 00:03:20,682 You know what, on my first road test, I hit a dog. 67 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:23,646 I think it was a golden retriever. 68 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:25,718 No, no, no, it was a yellow lab. 69 00:03:26,727 --> 00:03:28,922 I gotta check my messages. 70 00:03:31,327 --> 00:03:32,726 Hey. 71 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,278 I'm so carsick I'm gonna v omit. 72 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:37,161 Oh, my God, Jerry. 73 00:03:38,047 --> 00:03:39,799 My friend Kim called. 74 00:03:39,967 --> 00:03:42,037 David and Beth got separated last night. 75 00:03:42,207 --> 00:03:44,926 - Yeah? - They're getting divorced! 76 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,717 So now, what is our move? What do we do? 77 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:54,684 I don't know, but we don't have much time. 78 00:03:54,847 --> 00:03:57,077 City's teeming with people waiting out that marriage. 79 00:03:57,247 --> 00:03:58,521 Right. 80 00:03:58,687 --> 00:04:01,155 It's like when a tenant dies in a rent-controlled building. 81 00:04:01,327 --> 00:04:02,999 You gotta take immediate action. 82 00:04:03,407 --> 00:04:05,841 But David and Beth are gonna need their grieving time. 83 00:04:06,007 --> 00:04:08,646 Their grieving time is a luxury I can't afford. 84 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:11,367 I'm calling Beth tonight, and if you want a shot at David... 85 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:13,085 - ... I suggest you do likewise. - Yeah. 86 00:04:13,247 --> 00:04:15,920 But we gotta make it seem like we're not calling for dates. 87 00:04:16,087 --> 00:04:17,725 Then why are we calling? 88 00:04:18,447 --> 00:04:21,359 - Good question. Why are we calling? - Why are we calling? 89 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:25,566 - Calling, calling, calling. - Why are we calling? Why do we call? 90 00:04:27,487 --> 00:04:29,478 I got it. I've got it. 91 00:04:29,647 --> 00:04:32,764 We're calling just to say: 92 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:35,885 "I'm there for you." 93 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,046 I'm there for you. 94 00:04:38,207 --> 00:04:41,756 Then, after a period of being there for you... 95 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:46,364 ...we slowly remove the two words "for you"... 96 00:04:46,527 --> 00:04:50,202 ...and we're just there. 97 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,441 - Hey. - Hey. 98 00:04:52,607 --> 00:04:54,359 Remember Beth and David from yesterday? 99 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,597 - They got separated. - Really? 100 00:04:57,607 --> 00:05:01,077 Well, you don't think it had anything to do with what I said, do you? 101 00:05:02,807 --> 00:05:03,956 What did you say? 102 00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:07,199 You know, that thing about her being too good for him. 103 00:05:07,367 --> 00:05:10,962 I mean, I was just being folksy. They could tell I was being folksy? 104 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:14,005 - Yeah, I thought you were being folksy. - Totally folksy. 105 00:05:40,047 --> 00:05:41,878 Hey... 106 00:05:45,247 --> 00:05:46,999 - What did you get? - I bought dungarees. 107 00:05:48,087 --> 00:05:50,203 Kramer, they're painted on. 108 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:52,919 Well, they're the slim fit. 109 00:05:54,007 --> 00:05:55,725 - Slim fit? - Yeah, they're streamlined. 110 00:05:56,287 --> 00:05:58,596 You're walking like Frankenstein. 111 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,246 They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all. 112 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:04,846 See you. 113 00:06:07,487 --> 00:06:10,843 Well, David, it happens. 114 00:06:11,007 --> 00:06:13,805 Sure, Beth, these things happen. 115 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:17,084 So have you told many people yet? 116 00:06:17,247 --> 00:06:19,920 Because it's really nobody's business. 117 00:06:20,087 --> 00:06:22,647 Anyway, I just called to tell you that... 118 00:06:22,807 --> 00:06:24,763 ...I'm there for you. 119 00:06:25,247 --> 00:06:27,442 There is... 120 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,447 ...anywhere you want me to be. 121 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,279 Sure. Dinner would be fine. 122 00:06:32,447 --> 00:06:36,281 And I can just be there for you. 123 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:39,119 - Jerry, you gotta help me. - What's wrong? 124 00:06:39,287 --> 00:06:42,006 I can't get my pants off. Mickey's audition is in 20 minutes. 125 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:44,522 I'm supposed to be a businessman. I gotta be in costume. 126 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:46,996 All right. Undo them, I'll help you get them off. 127 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:50,204 - I already did, and it won't come off. - You just gotta wiggle your hips. 128 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:51,925 Pull down. 129 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:55,845 All right. All right. That's no good. 130 00:06:56,007 --> 00:06:57,963 Let me try getting them from the bottom. 131 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,640 Just give me... 132 00:06:59,807 --> 00:07:02,367 Wait. Jerry, wait a minute. 133 00:07:02,527 --> 00:07:04,677 Man, these are tight. 134 00:07:04,847 --> 00:07:07,680 - Squinch your hips in. - I am squinching my hips. 135 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:09,320 Keep squinching them. 136 00:07:12,207 --> 00:07:14,596 All right, that's not gonna work. That's not gonna work. 137 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,997 Let me just think for a second here. 138 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:19,203 You better get me. 139 00:07:23,207 --> 00:07:25,163 Get me up, get me up. 140 00:07:25,327 --> 00:07:26,999 Hold it, hold it, hold it. 141 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:30,204 Look, you're gonna need the Jaws of Life to get out of those things. 142 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,005 I don't have time. I'm gonna be late. 143 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:35,159 - Maybe you could soak in a tub. - You better get the door. 144 00:07:45,807 --> 00:07:47,160 It was nice to get your call. 145 00:07:47,487 --> 00:07:50,524 Well, I just want you to know I'm there for you. 146 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:52,246 Of course, now I'm here for you... 147 00:07:52,407 --> 00:07:54,637 ...but when I'm not here for you, I'm there for you. 148 00:07:55,327 --> 00:07:58,205 Well, wherever you are, I appreciate it. 149 00:07:58,367 --> 00:07:59,641 So how did this all happen? 150 00:08:00,207 --> 00:08:03,961 Well, actually, it had a lot to do with George's comment. 151 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:09,723 - Is that right? - I thought maybe I could do better. 152 00:08:10,927 --> 00:08:12,360 Maybe, maybe. 153 00:08:12,527 --> 00:08:14,006 Well, it wasn't just that. 154 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,964 I realized after three years of marriage... 155 00:08:16,127 --> 00:08:18,516 ...that David's little quirks were getting on my nerves. 156 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:21,804 Three years is a long time to be married. 157 00:08:24,927 --> 00:08:29,000 In the middle of our fight last night, he did this thing that he always does... 158 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:32,000 ...where he asks questions to himself aloud... 159 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,361 ...and then answers them. 160 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:36,917 Am I happy Beth left me? Of course not. 161 00:08:37,087 --> 00:08:39,806 Can I hope to pick up the pieces and move on? Absolutely. 162 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,642 You're gonna pick up the pieces. 163 00:08:42,807 --> 00:08:44,843 We just had our third anniversary on April 8th. 164 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:45,962 - Tenth. - Right. 165 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:47,401 Right. 166 00:08:49,247 --> 00:08:53,718 You know, as far as I'm concerned, this whole thing is George's fault. 167 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:57,562 Well, David, the thing about George is that... 168 00:08:57,727 --> 00:08:59,957 ...he's an idiot. 169 00:09:02,647 --> 00:09:05,480 All right. Auditioning next is Mickey Abbott... 170 00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:09,477 ...doing a scene from the Terence Klufer play... 171 00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:11,000 ...Flesh Wounds in Ithaca. 172 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,796 I'm sorry, my scene partner isn't here yet so I guess- 173 00:09:18,527 --> 00:09:20,165 - Sorry I'm late. - What's with the jeans? 174 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,840 - You're a businessman. - Long story. 175 00:09:22,007 --> 00:09:23,804 Well, just get up here. 176 00:09:32,607 --> 00:09:35,644 So, Bradley... 177 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:38,605 ...I guess this is the last place you expected to find yourself. 178 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:41,725 Well, we're gonna be here a while, so take a seat. 179 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:50,356 If it hadn't been for that secretary of yours... 180 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:52,240 I said, sit down. 181 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:57,406 Are you deaf, Bradley? I said, sit down. 182 00:09:59,927 --> 00:10:03,363 Bradley, it's very important that you sit down. 183 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,639 Now, for the last time... 184 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:10,686 ...try again to sit down! 185 00:10:10,847 --> 00:10:13,566 Sit down, you big, stupid ape! 186 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,927 Did I have a great time with David Lukner last night? 187 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:22,516 I sure did. 188 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,243 Do I think there's a future here? 189 00:10:26,407 --> 00:10:28,079 I don't see why not. 190 00:10:28,247 --> 00:10:33,640 I'll tell you, that "there for you"crap was a stroke of genius. 191 00:10:34,527 --> 00:10:36,483 - Oh, please. - Never mind. 192 00:10:36,647 --> 00:10:37,921 - Oh, come on. - You're a genius. 193 00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:39,440 All right. 194 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:41,880 Hey. 195 00:10:42,047 --> 00:10:44,515 - Georgie! - Hey, there he is! 196 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,917 Georgie boy! 197 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:50,926 - What's going on? - What's going on? 198 00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:53,237 You're the man of the hour, that's what's going on. 199 00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:54,681 - Right. - What do you mean? 200 00:10:54,847 --> 00:10:58,078 Well, thanks to you and your little comment there to David and Beth... 201 00:10:58,247 --> 00:11:00,761 ...Jerry and I are in prime pouncing position... 202 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:05,364 ...to scoop these two up before they know what hit them. 203 00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:10,158 So it was my comment that broke them up? 204 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,119 - According to them. - Yeah. 205 00:11:12,287 --> 00:11:14,243 I feel terrible. 206 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,080 I can't be responsible for breaking up a marriage. 207 00:11:17,247 --> 00:11:18,600 - Oh, no. - Where are you going? 208 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,359 Well, I gotta go talk to Beth. 209 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:22,438 - Talk to Beth? - I gotta undo what I did. 210 00:11:22,607 --> 00:11:24,757 You're not undoing anything. 211 00:11:24,927 --> 00:11:26,918 - Oh, yes, I am. - Oh, no, you're not. 212 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,759 All right, get out of my way. 213 00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,801 All right, don't make me get physical here! 214 00:11:35,007 --> 00:11:36,725 You be careful, George. 215 00:11:48,447 --> 00:11:51,325 - George. - Hi, Beth. 216 00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:58,882 Anyway, Jerry told me that... 217 00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:02,517 ...it might have been my comment in the coffee shop that broke you up. 218 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,365 Well, you know, it's funny, George... 219 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:08,280 ...sometimes you don't know how you're feeling about something... 220 00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:11,484 ...until a person like you comes along and articulates it so perfectly. 221 00:12:12,287 --> 00:12:14,039 Articulate? 222 00:12:14,487 --> 00:12:18,366 Me? I've never articulated anything. I'm completely incoherent. 223 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,599 I don't know about that. 224 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:23,361 Hold on. Hello. 225 00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:24,960 Hi. 226 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:28,119 Yeah, last night. I did too. 227 00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:31,165 Really? That's so funny, he's here right now. 228 00:12:31,327 --> 00:12:33,079 Can you put him on? I'd love to say hello. 229 00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:35,920 Sure. George, it's Jerry. 230 00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:37,958 - He wants to talk to me? - Yeah. 231 00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:41,244 - He says he wants to say hello. - Sweet guy. 232 00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:48,439 Hello? 233 00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:50,485 What the hell are you doing over there? 234 00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:53,081 Mind your own business. Now, stay out of my affairs! 235 00:12:53,247 --> 00:12:55,078 Jerry, Jerry, that is so sweet of you... 236 00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:57,238 ...but actually, I already ate. 237 00:12:57,407 --> 00:12:59,159 Ate? What the hell are you talking about? 238 00:12:59,327 --> 00:13:01,124 Listen to me. Get out of that apartment. 239 00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:04,956 - If you screw this up for me, I swear- - Chocolate chip mint? 240 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,477 Actually, Jerry, I prefer chocolate chip. 241 00:13:08,647 --> 00:13:10,842 What is it about the chocolate and the mint... 242 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,202 ...that makes it go so well together? 243 00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:16,445 - What are you talking about? - Oh, of course you can use it. Sure. 244 00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:20,043 - Okay. Bye-bye. - Don't hang up on me, George, I- 245 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:26,763 - Hey. - Hey. 246 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:29,202 Are you still wearing those things? 247 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,516 Oh, yeah. 248 00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:33,247 Yeah, I think they're starting to loosen up a bit. 249 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:38,047 - Oh, hi, Mrs. Zanfino. - Kramer, would you do me a favour? 250 00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:41,244 My babysitter hasn't shown up. Could you watch Joey for an hour? 251 00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:42,442 Yeah, sure, Mrs. Zanfino. 252 00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:45,201 He's sleeping already. You don't have to do anything. 253 00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:48,882 - See you later, buddy. - See you later. 254 00:13:50,687 --> 00:13:52,598 - Hello? - Hi, Jerry. It's Beth. 255 00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,644 - Oh, hi, Beth. - Hi. 256 00:13:54,847 --> 00:13:56,838 I've been doing a lot of thinking today... 257 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,760 ...and I don't know, maybe I made a huge mistake. 258 00:14:00,087 --> 00:14:03,159 - George. - I'm just feeling very confused. 259 00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:07,799 - I'll call you back, okay? - Okay. 260 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:09,836 - Trouble. - What? 261 00:14:10,007 --> 00:14:11,326 - George. Yeah. - Is it? Damn. 262 00:14:11,487 --> 00:14:12,920 - What do we do? - What do we do? 263 00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:14,998 You get your ass over to Beth's tout de suite. 264 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,635 Turn on some of that so-called charm you tell me about. 265 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:21,084 - Yeah, I can try and do that. - You don't try, you do it. 266 00:14:21,247 --> 00:14:24,284 I got the loser in this relationship. I'm breathing new life into him. 267 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,007 Give me three more days, he won't remember her name. 268 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,680 You got the winner, the easy part. 269 00:14:28,887 --> 00:14:30,923 Let's go. I'll drive you over there. Come on. 270 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,920 - You go on ahead. I'll take the bus. - What? I'm parked outside. 271 00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:36,521 - I'll take the subway. - It doesn't matter. I'll take you. 272 00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:38,325 - I can hitchhike. - What's your problem? 273 00:14:38,487 --> 00:14:40,523 - It's really not necessary. - What's your problem? 274 00:14:55,207 --> 00:14:56,879 The... 275 00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:59,322 The shoelaces that you bought me... 276 00:14:59,487 --> 00:15:01,398 ...they worked out well. 277 00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,915 Well, you know, if you need some more... 278 00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:07,078 ...I can get them for you. 279 00:15:08,247 --> 00:15:10,636 It should be a while, though. 280 00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:18,804 That was close. 281 00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:23,319 Confide in her. Open up to her. 282 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,681 You know, women like that. 283 00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:27,203 I don't feel so good. 284 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:29,241 Anyway, Beth... 285 00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:31,318 You know, I was thinking on my way over... 286 00:15:31,487 --> 00:15:34,684 ...how when I was 9, I wanted these handball sneakers. 287 00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:36,200 They were all black. 288 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,756 But they only came in adult sizes. 289 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,925 So, you know, I never got the sneakers. 290 00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,406 Oh, really? 291 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,797 My father left us when I was 9... 292 00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:53,562 ...so I guess that's why I have such a fear of abandonment. 293 00:15:53,727 --> 00:15:56,844 - Wow, that's so touching. - Yes, it is. 294 00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:00,921 Hey, it's George. 295 00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,396 Oh, maybe we should go someplace else. 296 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:04,761 No, let's go in. 297 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,636 - Oh, hi. Hi, David. - Hi, George. 298 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:14,763 - Elaine. - Hi. 299 00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:18,044 Listen, David, I want to apologize about that comment- 300 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:20,437 George, please, please. I'm fine. 301 00:16:20,607 --> 00:16:22,199 Oh, yeah, this is my fiancée. 302 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,005 - Susan, this is David. - David. 303 00:16:24,207 --> 00:16:27,722 Oh, fiancée? Boy, you could've done a lot better than him. 304 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:32,437 Come on, Elaine, let's go. 305 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:01,281 It's Frankenstein! It's Frankenstein! 306 00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:02,960 Joey. 307 00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:05,041 Joey. 308 00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:10,042 Mickey, you were so incredible in that scene yesterday. 309 00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,925 - The rage. - Right. 310 00:17:12,087 --> 00:17:13,964 The rage. Tons of rage. 311 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:16,324 I don't believe this. 312 00:17:22,287 --> 00:17:23,481 - Hello. - Mickey. 313 00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:24,796 Oh, hi, Kramer. 314 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:27,561 - What do you want? I'm busy. - You gotta do me a favour. 315 00:17:27,727 --> 00:17:30,321 - What? Now? I can't. - Hey, you owe me. 316 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,880 I got you in the Actors Studio. 317 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:33,719 They thought what we did was the scene. 318 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,196 All right, all right. I'll be right over. 319 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,280 You ready? 320 00:17:41,887 --> 00:17:43,684 You know what, George... 321 00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:45,678 ...why don't you go ahead. 322 00:17:46,047 --> 00:17:48,607 I think I'd like to be alone for a while. 323 00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:50,640 Oh, sure. 324 00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:53,321 Sure, you want to be alone? Sure, I understand that. 325 00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:55,842 You want a little time to think? Think. Ponder things. 326 00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:57,725 You know, ruminate. 327 00:17:57,887 --> 00:17:59,639 You go ahead. A lot of stuff on your mind. 328 00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:01,035 You think things out. Think. 329 00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:04,517 Mull, just mull. Do a lot of mulling. 330 00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:07,035 I gotta go find this kid. 331 00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:09,675 All you gotta do is lay here and pretend you're asleep... 332 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,644 ...in case she gets back. Here, the covers. 333 00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:14,037 Why don't you just cut the pants and get them off. 334 00:18:14,207 --> 00:18:16,767 - I'm breaking them in. - What am I gonna do in here? 335 00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:19,521 Just keep the lights out and your eyes closed. I'll be back. 336 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,123 Jerry, Jerry! 337 00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:27,246 Jerry, Jerry, the most unbelievable thing has happened. 338 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,556 It is so unbelievable! 339 00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:31,036 I'm sitting in the coffee shop, I'm talking to Susan... 340 00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:32,925 ...we're talking about shoelaces... right? 341 00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:37,000 So in walks David, right? He walks right up to the table, right? 342 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,806 I introduce him to Susan, and he says- Now, get this. 343 00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,527 He says, "Boy, you could do a lot better than this guy." 344 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,323 He said the exact same thing that I said to him... 345 00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:46,681 ...just to get back at me. 346 00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:51,557 And then she says she wants to be alone for a while. Alone, Jerry. 347 00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:55,163 I think that she thinks that she could do better. 348 00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:56,760 Do you appreciate this? 349 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,201 You see the irony of this? 350 00:18:58,367 --> 00:18:59,880 You see what's going on here? 351 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,556 What's the matter? 352 00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:03,558 I'm nauseous. 353 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,319 That what's hurting your appreciation? 354 00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:06,556 A little. 355 00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,240 It's a good story, don't you think? 356 00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:09,396 - It's not bad. - Yeah. 357 00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,797 Joey, there you are. Hey, Joey! 358 00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,559 It's a monster! 359 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,797 I'm the babysitter. 360 00:19:34,527 --> 00:19:36,165 Good night, honey. 361 00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:38,160 Good night. 362 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:48,035 It's gotta have something to do with Kramer. 363 00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:57,081 Elaine... 364 00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,725 ...here's to you being there. 365 00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:01,559 And here. 366 00:20:02,687 --> 00:20:04,279 Excuse me. 367 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,199 - Beth. - David. 368 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,966 I'll tell you, it's not bad. 369 00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:41,206 - George? - Yeah? 370 00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,598 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah, sure, sure. 371 00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:49,086 I've been doing a lot of thinking about the wedding and all... 372 00:20:54,647 --> 00:20:57,559 ...and I've decided to go with the chicken. 373 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:16,486 So chasing little kids, huh? You're in a lot of trouble, mister. 374 00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:19,155 - No, look, I was babysitting- - Yeah, yeah, all right. 375 00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:20,885 Sit down. 376 00:21:25,727 --> 00:21:29,037 What are you, deaf? I said, sit down. 377 00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:38,000 - Hey, for the last time, sit down. - Oh, yeah.