1 00:00:06,276 --> 00:00:08,915 You know, l can now bite my fingernails so evenly... 2 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:11,032 ...l don't even need to use a clipper anymore. 3 00:00:11,196 --> 00:00:12,754 But it's a pleasure to use clippers. 4 00:00:12,916 --> 00:00:16,033 Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device? 5 00:00:19,516 --> 00:00:20,835 What if you're in prison? 6 00:00:20,996 --> 00:00:23,635 -You don't think they give clippers? -No, it's like a weapon. 7 00:00:23,796 --> 00:00:25,991 You know what's really a weapon, that big toenail. 8 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:29,671 You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv. 9 00:00:31,356 --> 00:00:32,630 l love prison. 10 00:00:32,796 --> 00:00:34,787 lt is fascinating. 11 00:00:35,116 --> 00:00:38,188 Yeah, maybe someday. 12 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:46,595 You want me to find a poem about Susan? 13 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,712 May she rest in peace. 14 00:00:49,236 --> 00:00:53,149 Well, we think it would be a nice touch for the foundation literature. 15 00:00:53,356 --> 00:00:55,824 You have a favourite poet, George? 16 00:00:56,916 --> 00:01:00,192 l like Flavman. 17 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,950 -Pardon? -Flavman. 18 00:01:04,996 --> 00:01:07,590 Well, you should choose the poem since you knew Susan best... 19 00:01:07,756 --> 00:01:11,431 ...at the time of her unfortunate...accident. 20 00:01:15,556 --> 00:01:17,547 -He cleared his throat? -Yes. 21 00:01:17,716 --> 00:01:18,910 So? 22 00:01:19,076 --> 00:01:22,352 He did it right as he said, '' Her unfortunate accident.'' 23 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,665 Not getting it. 24 00:01:23,836 --> 00:01:26,509 Jerry, a throat clear is a non-verbal implication of doubt. 25 00:01:26,676 --> 00:01:28,029 He thinks l killed Susan. 26 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:30,835 Oh, help me, Rhonda. 27 00:01:32,436 --> 00:01:34,427 -What time is it? -One-fifteen. 28 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:36,029 Right now? 29 00:01:36,916 --> 00:01:38,588 l gotta go meet Pam. 30 00:01:38,756 --> 00:01:40,508 Oh, the bookstore girl. How's that going? 31 00:01:40,676 --> 00:01:43,236 Okay. l'm just not gaga over her. 32 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:44,829 For once, l'd like to be gaga. 33 00:01:44,996 --> 00:01:46,190 Where's Elaine? 34 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,948 She's having Carol, Gail and Lisa over. 35 00:01:48,116 --> 00:01:49,549 You know, they all have kids now. 36 00:01:49,716 --> 00:01:51,468 What's with all these people having babies? 37 00:01:51,636 --> 00:01:53,945 -Perpetuation of the species. -Yeah, right. 38 00:01:54,436 --> 00:01:56,904 -By the way, just for the record-- -No, l did not. 39 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:58,509 All right. 40 00:01:59,556 --> 00:02:03,390 But because it comes out of your baby, it smells good. 41 00:02:04,436 --> 00:02:07,234 Well, that's-- That's sweet. 42 00:02:07,396 --> 00:02:10,433 Being a mother has made me feel so beautiful. 43 00:02:11,156 --> 00:02:14,944 Elaine, you gotta have a baby. 44 00:02:15,116 --> 00:02:17,107 Oh, hey, you know... 45 00:02:17,276 --> 00:02:18,675 ...l had a piece of whitefish... 46 00:02:18,836 --> 00:02:21,396 ...over at Barney Greengrass the other day and l-- 47 00:02:21,756 --> 00:02:25,066 Elaine, move to Long lsland and have a baby already. 48 00:02:25,236 --> 00:02:28,228 -l really like the city. -The city's a toilet. 49 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:30,432 When's the last time you saw my little Adam? 50 00:02:30,596 --> 00:02:32,268 lt was in the Hamptons. 51 00:02:32,436 --> 00:02:34,825 -Oh, l have pictures. -No, no, that's okay. lt's-- 52 00:02:34,996 --> 00:02:38,466 Look at him, just look at him. 53 00:02:40,156 --> 00:02:42,989 Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day. 54 00:02:43,156 --> 00:02:45,351 Do you really think l'm wrong about this Wyck guy? 55 00:02:45,516 --> 00:02:46,995 lf you really wanna test him out... 56 00:02:47,156 --> 00:02:48,987 ...why don't you try the Jerry Lewis trick? 57 00:02:49,156 --> 00:02:51,465 -Jerry Lewis? -l heard when Jerry left a meeting... 58 00:02:51,636 --> 00:02:54,355 ...he'd purposely leave a briefcase with a tape recorder in it. 59 00:02:54,516 --> 00:02:57,826 After five minutes, he'd come back, listen to what everyone said. 60 00:02:57,996 --> 00:02:59,509 -That's pretty paranoid. -Yes, it is. 61 00:02:59,676 --> 00:03:01,985 -l like it. -l thought you might. 62 00:03:04,076 --> 00:03:06,032 Hi, l'm Pam. 63 00:03:06,196 --> 00:03:07,390 You must be Kramer. 64 00:03:08,996 --> 00:03:12,033 Jerry has told me a lot about you. 65 00:03:13,316 --> 00:03:16,672 Well, l'm supposed to meet Jerry. lt's my day off. 66 00:03:17,076 --> 00:03:18,429 l work in a bookstore. 67 00:03:18,876 --> 00:03:20,673 Books. 68 00:03:22,196 --> 00:03:23,788 Careful. 69 00:03:26,236 --> 00:03:27,430 -Hi. Sorry l'm late. -Hi. 70 00:03:27,596 --> 00:03:28,949 That's okay. Kramer let me in. 71 00:03:29,116 --> 00:03:30,913 lf we rush, we can still make the movie. 72 00:03:31,076 --> 00:03:33,226 lt was really nice meeting you. 73 00:03:40,436 --> 00:03:41,630 l'm in trouble, buddy. 74 00:03:41,796 --> 00:03:43,070 l just met a woman. 75 00:03:43,236 --> 00:03:44,828 -Go on. -Well... 76 00:03:45,996 --> 00:03:47,634 ...she's Jerry's girlfriend. 77 00:03:47,796 --> 00:03:50,026 Yes, forbidden love. 78 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,948 She works in a bookshop. 79 00:03:52,116 --> 00:03:54,584 -Her name is Pam. -Pam. 80 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:57,953 l don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching. 81 00:03:58,116 --> 00:04:00,391 l can't even speak in front of her. 82 00:04:00,556 --> 00:04:01,625 Jerry. 83 00:04:01,796 --> 00:04:04,629 What could she possibly see in Jerry? 84 00:04:06,516 --> 00:04:08,188 She has delicate beauty. 85 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:11,154 Jerry wouldn't know delicate if it bludgeoned him over the head. 86 00:04:11,316 --> 00:04:14,035 And yet, he's my friend. 87 00:04:14,196 --> 00:04:16,187 And therein lies the tragedy. 88 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,268 For l believe, sadly for you... 89 00:04:19,436 --> 00:04:22,508 ...that there is but one woman meant for each of us. 90 00:04:22,676 --> 00:04:25,952 One perfect angel for whom we are put on this earth. 91 00:04:26,116 --> 00:04:27,469 Oh, that's beautiful, Newman. 92 00:04:27,636 --> 00:04:29,433 One winsome tulip... 93 00:04:29,596 --> 00:04:34,351 ...we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary workaday lives... 94 00:04:34,516 --> 00:04:38,350 ...and you, my friend, have found your angel. 95 00:04:38,516 --> 00:04:40,074 l can tell... 96 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:43,865 ...for my heart has also been captured by a breathless beauty... 97 00:04:44,036 --> 00:04:46,470 ...whom l fear l will never possess. 98 00:04:46,636 --> 00:04:48,433 l thought we were talking about me. 99 00:04:48,596 --> 00:04:50,427 Oh, right. 100 00:04:50,596 --> 00:04:52,712 Kramer, you have to confront Jerry. 101 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,434 -Confront Jerry? l can't. -You must. 102 00:04:54,596 --> 00:04:56,712 -l won't. -You will. 103 00:04:56,876 --> 00:05:00,835 '' Elaine, you gotta have a baby.'' 104 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:03,149 Where are the poetry magazines? 105 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:04,829 The New York er has poetry. 106 00:05:04,996 --> 00:05:07,146 Yes, The New York er. 107 00:05:07,316 --> 00:05:09,955 Why do you invite these women over if they annoy you so much? 108 00:05:10,116 --> 00:05:11,310 Well, they're my friends... 109 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:14,593 ...but they act as if having a baby takes some kind of talent. 110 00:05:14,756 --> 00:05:16,394 Come on. You wanna have a baby. 111 00:05:16,556 --> 00:05:19,753 -Why? Because l can? -lt's the life force. 112 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,634 l saw a show on the mollusk last night. 113 00:05:21,796 --> 00:05:24,185 Elaine, the mollusk travels from Alaska to Chile... 114 00:05:24,356 --> 00:05:26,028 ...just for a shot at another mollusk. 115 00:05:26,196 --> 00:05:27,390 You think you're any better? 116 00:05:27,556 --> 00:05:30,673 Yes, l think l am better than the mollusk. 117 00:05:30,836 --> 00:05:33,396 Excuse me, l couldn't help overhearing what you were saying. 118 00:05:33,556 --> 00:05:35,945 -Oh, l'm sorry-- -No, no, l think l agree with you. 119 00:05:36,116 --> 00:05:38,346 l mean, all this talk about having babies. 120 00:05:38,516 --> 00:05:40,108 Yeah, like you must procreate. 121 00:05:40,276 --> 00:05:41,868 Besides, anyone can do it. 122 00:05:42,036 --> 00:05:44,072 Oh, it's been done to death. 123 00:05:46,036 --> 00:05:48,596 l should have a poem very soon now. 124 00:05:48,756 --> 00:05:50,872 Are you okay, George? 125 00:05:51,036 --> 00:05:52,264 No, no. 126 00:05:53,076 --> 00:05:54,714 Not really. 127 00:05:55,956 --> 00:06:00,825 Ever since Susan passed on, l have good days and bad. 128 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:05,595 Some days l'm haunted by one word: 129 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,314 Why? 130 00:06:07,476 --> 00:06:09,307 Why Susan? 131 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,585 Why wasn't it me licking those invitations? 132 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,112 Why am l still here? 133 00:06:18,036 --> 00:06:19,674 But l gotta run. 134 00:06:26,996 --> 00:06:29,988 Now, the stock options for this year look quite-- 135 00:06:37,636 --> 00:06:39,308 Briefcase. 136 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:45,066 So, Kevin, if l don't want children... 137 00:06:45,236 --> 00:06:47,306 ...does that make me a bad humanitarian? 138 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:49,546 -Not at all. -Because when you get to know me... 139 00:06:49,716 --> 00:06:51,911 ...you'll see that l'm a pretty good humanitarian. 140 00:06:52,076 --> 00:06:54,795 You are doing a wonderful job, by the way. 141 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,789 -Thanks a lot. -Right? Am l right? 142 00:06:58,116 --> 00:07:02,906 Kramer, Kramer, come here, look at my new friend Kevin. 143 00:07:04,236 --> 00:07:05,794 Oh, you got a little-- 144 00:07:06,276 --> 00:07:07,595 -You got-- -Oh, yeah. 145 00:07:07,756 --> 00:07:10,429 l just had two double-fudge sundaes. 146 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,188 Oh, are you all right? 147 00:07:12,356 --> 00:07:13,948 Yeah, l'll be okay. 148 00:07:15,116 --> 00:07:18,347 You know, Jerry has one of those every time he bombs on stage. 149 00:07:18,516 --> 00:07:20,666 l'm sure he'll be sharing his next one with Pam. 150 00:07:20,836 --> 00:07:22,189 Oh, no, that won't last. 151 00:07:22,356 --> 00:07:24,267 -What do you mean? -He's not gaga. 152 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:33,389 Let me tell you. That Jerry Lewis... 153 00:07:33,556 --> 00:07:35,228 ...you wonder how people get to the top? 154 00:07:35,436 --> 00:07:37,631 lt's ideas like this. Brilliant. 155 00:07:38,676 --> 00:07:40,234 Look at this. What the hell happened? 156 00:07:40,396 --> 00:07:45,311 The whole side is damaged here, and the lock is broken. 157 00:07:45,476 --> 00:07:47,592 -How long did you leave it there? -Five minutes. 158 00:07:47,876 --> 00:07:49,070 What the hell happened here? 159 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,625 Play the tape. Maybe we'll get a clue. 160 00:07:52,516 --> 00:07:54,632 l have to rewind it first. 161 00:08:11,796 --> 00:08:13,388 All right. All right. 162 00:08:13,556 --> 00:08:15,945 Did anyone notice George's fingernails? 163 00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:20,428 Oh, my, yes, they look lik e they were eaten away by weevils. 164 00:08:20,596 --> 00:08:23,554 It's kind of hot in here. Open the window. 165 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:25,868 Hey, what are you doing? 166 00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:28,311 Dear God! 167 00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:32,670 ls that it? 168 00:08:33,396 --> 00:08:35,785 -lt stopped dead. -What do you make of it? 169 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,108 l don't know. 170 00:08:39,156 --> 00:08:41,306 Jerry, can we talk? 171 00:08:41,476 --> 00:08:42,670 Kind of busy here. 172 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:45,873 -l'd like to talk to Jerry in private. -Why can't l stay? 173 00:08:46,036 --> 00:08:47,628 Because it doesn't concern you. 174 00:08:47,796 --> 00:08:50,594 Well, if it doesn't concern me, then l can stay. 175 00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,786 -So, what's on your mind? -lt's Pam. 176 00:09:01,956 --> 00:09:04,106 -Pam? What about Pam? -l love her, Jerry. 177 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:06,513 -You what? -l love her. 178 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,873 -ls that right? -Oh, she's-- She's real. 179 00:09:10,036 --> 00:09:13,346 She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan. 180 00:09:13,876 --> 00:09:17,073 -What does that mean? -Oh, and that voice. 181 00:09:17,236 --> 00:09:20,592 -What about her name? -Pam? Oh, it's a beautiful name. 182 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,994 Pam. 183 00:09:23,476 --> 00:09:25,148 Pam? 184 00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:27,268 Pam! 185 00:09:27,996 --> 00:09:30,226 -She's got really nice hair. -Oh, it's incredible. 186 00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:32,307 Although, l might replace her tortoise clip... 187 00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:35,070 ...with one of those velvet scrunchies. l love those. 188 00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:36,869 You've got really specific tastes. 189 00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:38,355 Oh, l know what l want, Jerry. 190 00:09:38,836 --> 00:09:40,110 She got nice calves. 191 00:09:40,276 --> 00:09:43,746 Oh, she's a dreamboat, but you don't like her. 192 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,872 Maybe l could. You're making some good points. 193 00:09:46,036 --> 00:09:47,833 -No, you can't, Jerry. -But l might. 194 00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,429 -Oh, no, you don't. -Why not? 195 00:09:49,596 --> 00:09:51,348 -The voice, the calves, the bacon. -What? 196 00:09:51,516 --> 00:09:54,189 l think l can. l even like the name Pam. 197 00:09:54,356 --> 00:09:55,550 Pam. Pam. 198 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,908 So now he wants her more than ever. 199 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,350 Blast. 200 00:10:11,476 --> 00:10:12,750 What am l gonna do, huh? 201 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,191 Don't despair, my friend. 202 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:21,789 l won't allow your love to go unrequited, not like mine. 203 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:23,309 What, again with you? 204 00:10:23,476 --> 00:10:24,625 Sorry. 205 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:27,594 But love is a spice with many tastes... 206 00:10:27,756 --> 00:10:32,432 ...a dizzying array of textures and moments. 207 00:10:33,396 --> 00:10:35,546 lf only l could say things like that around her. 208 00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:37,786 Yes. 209 00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:40,987 Well, l hear three distinct sounds: 210 00:10:41,156 --> 00:10:42,908 A low rumple... 211 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,544 ...followed by a metallic squink-- 212 00:10:45,716 --> 00:10:47,468 Yes, yes, l heard the squink. 213 00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:51,390 --followed by a mysterious galonk. 214 00:10:51,956 --> 00:10:54,106 lt's a real baffler, isn't it? 215 00:10:54,276 --> 00:10:56,710 Well, one question does come to mind. 216 00:10:58,276 --> 00:11:03,634 Have you considered just asking them what happened to the briefcase? 217 00:11:04,516 --> 00:11:05,710 They would never tell me. 218 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:08,955 First of all, they probably think that l killed Susan. 219 00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:11,471 Besides, l don't even think they like me. 220 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:13,945 That Pam. l am gaga over her. 221 00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:15,469 ''Gaga''? When did that happen? 222 00:11:15,636 --> 00:11:17,866 Yesterday, 6-ish. 223 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:22,193 Well, maybe we should double. l'm pretty gaga myself. 224 00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:23,948 You just met the guy yesterday. 225 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:25,629 Yeah, but we have a common goal. 226 00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:28,913 A barren, sterile existence that ends when you die? 227 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,794 Yeah. 228 00:11:32,556 --> 00:11:34,512 You believe this guy doesn't wanna have kids? 229 00:11:34,676 --> 00:11:37,236 -Yeah, of course. -A guy will say anything to a woman. 230 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,148 Oh, please, he wouldn't say that. 231 00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:42,353 Elaine, l once told a woman that l coined the phrase: 232 00:11:42,516 --> 00:11:43,790 '' Pardon my French.'' 233 00:11:46,116 --> 00:11:49,870 l once told a woman l don't eat cake because it goes right to my thighs. 234 00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:54,832 Once told a woman l enjoy spending time with my family. 235 00:11:58,076 --> 00:12:01,591 Your looks and my words will have built the perfect beast. 236 00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:03,235 All right. 237 00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:14,506 -Oh, hi, Kramer. -Hi, how are you? 238 00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:16,553 Hi, how are you? 239 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,306 -l'm great. -l too am well. 240 00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:21,148 l too am well. 241 00:12:22,436 --> 00:12:25,075 -Do l smell Pantene? -Do l smell--? 242 00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:27,309 -Pantene! -Pantene? 243 00:12:28,556 --> 00:12:30,194 Oh, my shampoo. 244 00:12:30,356 --> 00:12:31,869 Yeah, yeah, you know, it is Pantene. 245 00:12:32,036 --> 00:12:34,345 l got a free sample of it in with my junk mail. 246 00:12:34,516 --> 00:12:36,108 There really is no junk mail. 247 00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:38,153 Everybody wants a check or birthday card-- 248 00:12:38,316 --> 00:12:41,547 lt requires just as much manpower to deliver as their precious cards-- 249 00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:43,786 Newman. 250 00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,514 What? 251 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:47,625 Human. Human. 252 00:12:47,796 --> 00:12:52,028 lt's human to be moved by a fragrance. 253 00:12:52,196 --> 00:12:53,390 That's so true. 254 00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:56,707 Her bouquet cleaved his hardened-- 255 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,912 -Shell. -Shell 256 00:12:59,076 --> 00:13:02,273 And fondled his muscled heart 257 00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:05,875 He imbibed her glistening spell 258 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,870 Just before the other shoe fell 259 00:13:10,436 --> 00:13:12,427 Kramer, that is so lovely. 260 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:16,585 lt's by an unknown 20th century poet. 261 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:19,634 -Oh, what's him name? -Newman. 262 00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:25,029 Elaine, you changed my life. 263 00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:29,553 Oh, Kevin, you can go on and on about how you don't want kids... 264 00:13:29,716 --> 00:13:31,991 ...and it sounds-- lt sounds really nice... 265 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:36,388 ...but the truth is, l don't know if you mean it or not. 266 00:13:36,556 --> 00:13:38,512 l got a vasectomy this morning. 267 00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:43,068 Although, l have a hunch you mean it. 268 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,675 l just came by to tell you... 269 00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:51,785 ...l'm really, really happy about this relationship. Really happy. 270 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,915 Oh, well, that's nice. 271 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:01,628 A velvet scrunchie. 272 00:14:03,956 --> 00:14:05,389 Kramer. 273 00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:12,669 Hello, Newman. 274 00:14:12,996 --> 00:14:14,475 Hello, Jerry. 275 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,785 How's Pam? 276 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,106 Pam? What do you care? 277 00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:23,229 Well, ta-ta. 278 00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:26,307 Wait a minute. 279 00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:54,828 All right, Newman, this is it. 280 00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:56,111 Steady, Jerry. 281 00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:58,790 Steady. Wouldn't wanna lose your cool at a time like this. 282 00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:01,151 -Why not? -Because right now... 283 00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,671 ...l'm the only chance you've got. 284 00:15:07,436 --> 00:15:08,425 Come on. 285 00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:13,112 l can't believe l'm losing Pam. 286 00:15:13,276 --> 00:15:14,755 l know how you feel... 287 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:17,066 ...for l too have a woman for whom l pine. 288 00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:19,955 -l thought we were talking about me. -Right. 289 00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,027 Anyway, l don't need your help. 290 00:15:22,196 --> 00:15:23,948 Oh, don't you, joke boy? 291 00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:28,434 You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman... 292 00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:30,985 ...like the half-soused, nightclub rabble... 293 00:15:31,156 --> 00:15:34,432 ...that lap up your inane ''observations''? 294 00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:36,784 All right, Newman. 295 00:15:36,956 --> 00:15:39,470 What do l to get you to stop pulling strings for Kramer? 296 00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:42,434 Well, there is a little something you can do for me. 297 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:43,790 Come on, out with it. 298 00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:46,311 lt's about Elaine. 299 00:15:46,476 --> 00:15:47,955 Elaine? What does she have to--? 300 00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:52,104 Oh, no. 301 00:15:53,116 --> 00:15:55,346 You dated her. Give me some inside information. 302 00:15:55,516 --> 00:15:57,029 Anything l can use. 303 00:15:57,396 --> 00:15:59,148 Well, l know she doesn't wanna have kids. 304 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:05,228 l thought you'd be a little more enthusiastic about it. 305 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,834 l know. l don't want...kids. 306 00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:11,987 -What was that? -Well... 307 00:16:12,156 --> 00:16:13,874 ...Kevin, maybe l have a little doubt. 308 00:16:14,036 --> 00:16:15,947 l mean, nothing is 1 00 percent. 309 00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:17,868 This is. 310 00:16:18,516 --> 00:16:21,553 -Oh, boy, l always do this. -What? 311 00:16:21,716 --> 00:16:24,947 l get all jazzed up about something, and l go way too far with it. 312 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,344 -Really? -Oh, yeah. 313 00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:29,826 Like last summer, l'm watching TV and l saw one of those jet skis. 314 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:33,476 Four thousand dollars later, and it's sitting in my garage. 315 00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:36,753 You know, that's weird actually, because l'm sort of the same way. 316 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:40,352 l mean, once for, like, no reason, l flattened my hair... 317 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:44,111 ...and l had all these strands hanging in my face all the time. 318 00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:48,189 Sometimes l think l do want kids, maybe a lot of kids. 319 00:16:48,356 --> 00:16:51,154 Sometimes l think about wearing my hair real short. 320 00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:55,309 Yeah, l think l like short hair, really short. 321 00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:57,068 -Yeah. -Yeah. 322 00:17:01,076 --> 00:17:05,069 This is a crude mock-up of the conference room. 323 00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:06,635 One-fourteenth scale. 324 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,275 When did you build this thing? 325 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,552 Yesterday. Took the day off. 326 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:15,468 Now, from the time that l left the room-- 327 00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,706 -Wait. That's you? -Yeah. 328 00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:19,748 l think the M&M should be you. 329 00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,628 All right, whatever. 330 00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:31,985 Now, whatever caused the damage... 331 00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:36,274 ...it was jarring enough to completely stop the tape. 332 00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:39,075 -And? -Okay. 333 00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:41,352 That's what we know. 334 00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:44,590 -But we already knew that. -Well, yeah. 335 00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:47,634 Just give me some idea what you think it could be. 336 00:17:47,996 --> 00:17:50,351 -l don't know if you're ready for it. -Please. 337 00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:54,949 l believe that l'm about to become the target... 338 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,233 ...of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation... 339 00:17:58,396 --> 00:18:01,468 -...the likes of which-- -Hold it. You're right. l'm not ready. 340 00:18:04,436 --> 00:18:05,585 -Yeah? -It's Pam. 341 00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:08,395 Come on up. All right, it's Pam. You gotta get going. 342 00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:09,955 l'm not through here, Jerry. 343 00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:12,072 l'm gonna keep on investigating. 344 00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:13,795 This thing is like an onion. 345 00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:18,188 The more layers you peel, the more it stinks. 346 00:18:22,716 --> 00:18:23,944 What was that? 347 00:18:24,116 --> 00:18:26,027 We were just playing. 348 00:18:27,636 --> 00:18:29,991 Listen, l had a long talk with Kramer today. 349 00:18:30,996 --> 00:18:34,909 Well, the thing is l-- l think l have a little crush on him. 350 00:18:36,476 --> 00:18:37,670 l'm so happy. 351 00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:39,633 My world suddenly has meaning. 352 00:18:39,796 --> 00:18:41,707 This is the man you have a crush on? 353 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,787 Well, l have feelings for both of you. 354 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,787 You have feelings for him? We're soul mates. 355 00:18:45,956 --> 00:18:47,548 Why can't l be a soul mate? 356 00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:51,311 Jerry, you really think Pam would want you to be the father of her children? 357 00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:52,750 Children? 358 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:55,635 Who said anything about children? l don't wanna have children. 359 00:18:59,196 --> 00:19:00,595 There are people in this room... 360 00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:05,511 ...who would've been very happy to never see this briefcase again. 361 00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:07,629 There are people in this room... 362 00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:10,264 ...who think they can destroy other people's property... 363 00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:12,108 ...and get away with it. 364 00:19:12,596 --> 00:19:14,791 Well, let me tell you something about those people. 365 00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:17,390 They weren't counting on this brain... 366 00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:20,107 ...and this tape recorder. 367 00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:21,709 -George-- -You'll have your turn. 368 00:19:24,436 --> 00:19:27,428 The truth must be heard. 369 00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:28,915 Hey, what are you doing? 370 00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:30,829 Dear God! 371 00:19:34,396 --> 00:19:35,875 That's all there was... 372 00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:39,631 ...and yet it speaks volumes. 373 00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:42,033 A low rumple... 374 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,911 ...a metallic squink... 375 00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:47,313 ...a galonk... 376 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:50,832 ...and someone crying out, '' Dear God!'' 377 00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:57,073 Let's start with-- With you, Wyck. 378 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:02,513 George, Quinn here was moving a chair. 379 00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:04,428 He lost his balance and dropped it. 380 00:20:04,596 --> 00:20:06,268 lt must have fallen on your briefcase... 381 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:09,826 ...which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder. 382 00:20:17,036 --> 00:20:18,674 All right then. 383 00:20:19,556 --> 00:20:21,751 We've gotten to the bottom of that. 384 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,710 What are you guys doing here? 385 00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,468 We're getting vasectomies. 386 00:20:33,036 --> 00:20:35,425 -Why? -l'm doing it for you. 387 00:20:36,356 --> 00:20:38,312 -What? -What did you do to your hair? 388 00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:40,269 l cut it. 389 00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:41,630 lt's a little short. 390 00:20:41,796 --> 00:20:43,229 You think? 391 00:20:45,196 --> 00:20:46,265 What are you doing here? 392 00:20:46,436 --> 00:20:48,427 Kevin's having his vasectomy reversed. 393 00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:49,824 -Reversed? -Reversed? 394 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:11,833 He imbibed her glistening spell 395 00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:16,271 Just before the other shoe fell 396 00:21:19,956 --> 00:21:21,230 ls that a Keats poem? 397 00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:22,829 No, it's a Newman. 398 00:21:25,436 --> 00:21:26,949 Well, l gotta run. 399 00:21:34,596 --> 00:21:37,064 Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan? 400 00:21:37,476 --> 00:21:40,388 Oh, yeah, l just assumed he murdered her. 401 00:21:40,556 --> 00:21:43,275 -Of course he killed her. -So it's not just me then. 402 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,434 All right. Back to business.