1 00:00:04,859 --> 00:00:07,293 You seen commercials for indigestion drugs? Pepcid AC. 2 00:00:07,459 --> 00:00:08,653 Tagamet HB? 3 00:00:08,819 --> 00:00:10,298 Country's sick to their stomachs. 4 00:00:10,459 --> 00:00:13,417 You know you're supposed to take these things before you get sick? 5 00:00:13,579 --> 00:00:15,251 -What is this, a bit? -No. 6 00:00:15,419 --> 00:00:17,774 -Because l'm not in the mood. -We're just talking. 7 00:00:17,939 --> 00:00:20,055 ls this not the greatest marketing ploy ever? 8 00:00:20,219 --> 00:00:22,130 lf you feel good, you're supposed to take one. 9 00:00:22,299 --> 00:00:23,652 l know that tone. This is a bit. 10 00:00:23,819 --> 00:00:26,936 They've opened a whole new market. Medication for the well. 11 00:00:27,099 --> 00:00:29,932 All right. Are you done with your little amusement? 12 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:31,532 Then you admit it was amusing? 13 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,532 lt was okay. But move the ''medication for the well'' to the front... 14 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:36,178 ...and hit the word ''good'' harder. 15 00:00:36,339 --> 00:00:38,136 Great. Thanks. 16 00:00:43,899 --> 00:00:46,857 So your firm designed all the furniture in here? 17 00:00:47,019 --> 00:00:48,850 Well, we manufacture it. 18 00:00:49,019 --> 00:00:51,055 The original designs are by Karl Farbman. 19 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,971 Oh, Farbman. 20 00:00:53,139 --> 00:00:55,812 -Do you know Farbman? -Love Farbman. 21 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:59,091 Most people go their whole lives without sitting in a Farbman. 22 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,489 Well, if you call that living. 23 00:01:04,779 --> 00:01:07,737 Wouldn't it be great if Farbman designed shoes? 24 00:01:07,899 --> 00:01:11,653 Brett? Don't you think that would be great? Brett? 25 00:01:11,819 --> 00:01:13,855 After the song, babe. 26 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:16,777 This song. 27 00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:23,457 So when do l meet this jerk? 28 00:01:23,619 --> 00:01:26,850 He's not a jerk, Jer. He only works with Karl Farbman. 29 00:01:27,019 --> 00:01:28,975 -Who? -l don't know. Some designer. 30 00:01:29,139 --> 00:01:31,528 Anyway, Brett is so generous and sensitive. 31 00:01:31,699 --> 00:01:33,894 Last night he was moved just listening to a song. 32 00:01:34,059 --> 00:01:35,458 -What song? -'' Desperado.'' 33 00:01:35,619 --> 00:01:37,496 '' Desperado''? And you're still dating him? 34 00:01:37,659 --> 00:01:39,536 l'll tell you who sounds a little desperado. 35 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,890 See that salesman twirling that umbrella? 36 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,653 -l invented that. -That had to be invented? 37 00:01:45,819 --> 00:01:47,935 When l started out as a comedian, l sold umbrellas. 38 00:01:48,099 --> 00:01:51,535 lt was my idea to twirl it to attract customers. 39 00:01:51,699 --> 00:01:55,328 Oh, really? Well, why don't we ask him about it? 40 00:01:55,739 --> 00:01:57,730 -Elaine. -Excuse me. 41 00:01:57,899 --> 00:01:59,252 Hey, how you doing? 42 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:03,298 My friend here says that he invented that little twirl you're doing. 43 00:02:03,459 --> 00:02:05,927 Elaine, please, it was a long time ago. 44 00:02:06,099 --> 00:02:07,851 The man doesn't want a history lesson. 45 00:02:08,019 --> 00:02:09,896 Teddy Padilac came up with this twirl. 46 00:02:10,619 --> 00:02:12,052 l know Teddy Padilac. 47 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,449 l worked with him on 48th and Sixth. 48 00:02:14,619 --> 00:02:16,052 That's where he come up with it. 49 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,938 -ln his dreams. -All right. Can we go? 50 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:22,808 By the way, you're doing it too fast. You'll disorient the customers. 51 00:02:25,819 --> 00:02:28,617 lt's the twirling that dazzles the eye. 52 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:31,290 l find it disorienting. 53 00:02:31,459 --> 00:02:32,938 Who buys an umbrella anyway? 54 00:02:33,099 --> 00:02:36,296 You can get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans. 55 00:02:36,459 --> 00:02:38,609 Those belong to people. 56 00:02:42,059 --> 00:02:45,972 Hey. Well, this was downstairs for you. 57 00:02:46,139 --> 00:02:47,697 Oh, no, not more checks. 58 00:02:47,859 --> 00:02:49,929 They're coming in faster than l can sign them. 59 00:02:50,099 --> 00:02:51,578 -What checks? -Oh, you didn't hear? 60 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,536 Jerry's a big star in Japan. 61 00:02:53,739 --> 00:02:55,377 Don't know why. There's a clip of me... 62 00:02:55,539 --> 00:02:58,007 ...in the credits of some Japanese comedy. 63 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:00,329 Yeah, The Super Terrific Happy Hour. 64 00:03:01,339 --> 00:03:04,251 They run it all the time. l'm starting to get these royalty checks. 65 00:03:04,459 --> 00:03:06,131 Look at all of those. You're rich. 66 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:08,017 No, each one is for like 1 2 cents. 67 00:03:08,179 --> 00:03:10,613 lt's barely worth the pain in my hand to sign them. 68 00:03:17,539 --> 00:03:19,097 Jerry, you need any new furniture? 69 00:03:19,259 --> 00:03:21,011 -Why? -Elaine's new boyfriend, you know... 70 00:03:21,179 --> 00:03:23,295 ...he's giving me this oversized chest of drawers. 71 00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:25,495 -lt's a Farbman. -He's giving you furniture? 72 00:03:25,659 --> 00:03:28,332 -Who is this guy? -Who are any of her losers? 73 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,217 You're on that list. 74 00:03:31,019 --> 00:03:33,817 l gotta go home and open up the house for the carpet cleaners. 75 00:03:33,979 --> 00:03:35,970 You know, they're doing my whole place for $25? 76 00:03:36,139 --> 00:03:39,017 Oh, no, no, no. Not the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners? 77 00:03:39,179 --> 00:03:41,773 -Yeah. You heard of them? -They're a crazy religious cult. 78 00:03:41,939 --> 00:03:45,614 The carpet cleaning is just a means for them to get into your apartment. 79 00:03:45,939 --> 00:03:48,976 So? For a $25 cleaning, l can listen to some pointless blather. 80 00:03:49,139 --> 00:03:51,448 l do it. l'm not even getting the cleaning. 81 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,769 l signed over 1 00 checks this morning. 82 00:03:54,939 --> 00:03:57,578 -Hello, $1 2. -Excuse me. 83 00:03:57,819 --> 00:03:59,377 Would you take a picture, please. 84 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,177 Oh, yeah. Sure. 85 00:04:02,699 --> 00:04:04,291 l'm gonna ask this guy something. 86 00:04:07,819 --> 00:04:10,014 Hey, nice twirl you got there. 87 00:04:10,179 --> 00:04:11,897 You know who invented that, don't you? 88 00:04:12,059 --> 00:04:14,015 -Hey, are you folks from Japan? -Yes. 89 00:04:14,219 --> 00:04:15,811 You recognize that mug? 90 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,651 That's the funny face that greets you... 91 00:04:17,819 --> 00:04:20,049 ...at the beginning of The Super Terrific Happy Hour. 92 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,653 -Oh, Super Terrific! -Yeah. 93 00:04:22,819 --> 00:04:24,616 Yeah, huh? Yeah, that's him. 94 00:04:25,059 --> 00:04:26,287 What is he doing? 95 00:04:26,659 --> 00:04:29,651 Well, l don't know, but something super-terrific, l'm sure. 96 00:04:29,819 --> 00:04:31,616 -That's funny. -Oh, yeah, very funny. 97 00:04:31,779 --> 00:04:35,055 And it wouldn't be impolite to laugh at his antics. 98 00:04:36,939 --> 00:04:40,215 Yeah, that's it. Because everybody laughs at Jerry here in America. 99 00:04:45,739 --> 00:04:47,172 We're pretty much finished. 100 00:04:48,219 --> 00:04:49,493 There's just one more thing. 101 00:04:49,659 --> 00:04:51,570 Here it comes. 102 00:04:54,139 --> 00:04:56,607 You forgot to sign your check. 103 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,932 Sorry. 104 00:05:01,179 --> 00:05:05,252 You sure there isn't anything else? 105 00:05:05,859 --> 00:05:07,417 No. 106 00:05:08,659 --> 00:05:10,490 So that's it? 107 00:05:10,659 --> 00:05:14,174 -Unless you need a receipt. -l wish that was all l needed. 108 00:05:14,339 --> 00:05:15,613 Life can be so confusing. 109 00:05:15,779 --> 00:05:17,576 l'm searching for answers anywhere. 110 00:05:17,739 --> 00:05:19,411 Good luck with that. 111 00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:26,696 Hey. 112 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:30,613 -What's with the claw? -Super-terrific carpal tunnel syndrome. 113 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,248 -There's no sign of Kramer. -Oh, Brett. 114 00:05:33,419 --> 00:05:35,091 -This is Jerry. -Hi. 115 00:05:35,699 --> 00:05:38,372 That's very funny. Elaine told me you're some kind of comedian. 116 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,370 l'm one kind. 117 00:05:41,179 --> 00:05:43,568 Have you seen the chest of drawers Brett gave to Kramer? 118 00:05:43,739 --> 00:05:46,048 -Fleckman. Right. -Farbman. 119 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:49,338 -You gotta see them. They're beautiful. -l'm sure they are. 120 00:05:49,499 --> 00:05:52,332 l'd be happy to get you some, if that's what you're driving at. 121 00:05:52,859 --> 00:05:55,976 -No, l'm fine. Thank you. -Don't worry. lt's no charge to you. 122 00:05:56,139 --> 00:05:59,415 Looks like what you really need is a decent desk for writing your skits. 123 00:05:59,579 --> 00:06:00,978 l don't write skits. 124 00:06:01,139 --> 00:06:03,573 Of course you don't. You don't have a proper workstation. 125 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,252 l'll fax over my catalogue. 126 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:11,248 Brett, Jerry doesn't have a fax machine. 127 00:06:14,099 --> 00:06:16,010 l'm sure things will pick up for you soon. 128 00:06:17,579 --> 00:06:19,217 Elaine, maybe we should get going. 129 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,574 -Wanna join us? -Where you going, the coffee shop? 130 00:06:21,739 --> 00:06:25,095 The coffee shop? l think we can do a little better than that. 131 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:28,217 You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 132 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:31,412 -You look like you could use a-- -Jerry. 133 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:37,813 Three hundred dollars. Mr. Oh, how much would these run you in Tokyo? 134 00:06:39,139 --> 00:06:40,936 Those are 30,000 yen. 135 00:06:41,099 --> 00:06:42,896 Thirty thousand? 136 00:06:43,059 --> 00:06:45,414 Well, these are practically free. 137 00:06:46,059 --> 00:06:49,290 Giddy up. You're a cowboy now. 138 00:06:51,819 --> 00:06:53,810 l feel terrible about your friend Jerry. 139 00:06:53,979 --> 00:06:56,209 He's upset that l gave Kramer that chest of drawers. 140 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:57,732 Why do you think he's upset? 141 00:06:57,899 --> 00:07:01,050 Well, how could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment... 142 00:07:01,219 --> 00:07:05,258 ...that outdated furniture, so terribly un-Karl-Farbman-like. 143 00:07:05,419 --> 00:07:09,492 We're not gonna talk about Karl Farbman all night, are we? 144 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:11,217 l hope not. 145 00:07:14,979 --> 00:07:17,812 Brett, is everything all right? 146 00:07:18,419 --> 00:07:19,977 What is it? ls there someone outside? 147 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:21,658 Elaine, the song. 148 00:07:25,659 --> 00:07:27,809 For a minute, l thought it was that urban legend... 149 00:07:27,979 --> 00:07:29,970 ...about the guy with the hook hanging on the-- 150 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:32,812 Elaine, could you just not talk for one minute? 151 00:07:33,939 --> 00:07:35,418 Sorry. 152 00:07:41,299 --> 00:07:42,857 -No spiel? -Not a peep. 153 00:07:43,019 --> 00:07:44,771 They just cleaned the carpets and left. 154 00:07:44,939 --> 00:07:46,895 They call themselves a cult. 155 00:07:47,339 --> 00:07:50,058 So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal... 156 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,652 ...made no attempt to abduct you? 157 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,491 They could have at least tried. 158 00:07:53,859 --> 00:07:56,453 Maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed. 159 00:07:56,619 --> 00:07:58,257 -Please. -Too dumb? 160 00:08:00,219 --> 00:08:04,531 Well, Mackie's back in town. Nice duds. 161 00:08:05,299 --> 00:08:07,290 Yeah, it's a gift from my Japanese friends. 162 00:08:07,459 --> 00:08:09,097 They're known as gift-givers. 163 00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:11,819 And tonight, we're going dancing at the Rainbow Room. 164 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,335 Sounds like you're throwing their money around. 165 00:08:14,499 --> 00:08:16,455 Well, Jerry, they're Japanese. 166 00:08:16,619 --> 00:08:18,894 l mean, that TV you watch, that sushi you eat... 167 00:08:19,059 --> 00:08:20,378 ...even that kimono you wear... 168 00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:22,734 ...where do you think all that money goes? 169 00:08:23,099 --> 00:08:24,817 That's right. 170 00:08:24,979 --> 00:08:26,412 How'd you hook up with these guys? 171 00:08:26,579 --> 00:08:29,047 They recognized Jerry from The Super Terrific Happy Hour. 172 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:31,255 See, you should be doing your own show in Japan. 173 00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:32,613 Now, they get you. 174 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,497 What kind of show am l gonna do in Japan? 175 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:36,456 What did you do with that pilot you did? 176 00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:38,450 Yeah, the pilot. 177 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,450 Right. That had marvellous production values. 178 00:08:40,619 --> 00:08:42,530 l do a lot of business with Japanese TV. 179 00:08:42,699 --> 00:08:44,496 They broadcast a lot of American baseball. 180 00:08:44,659 --> 00:08:46,297 They got an office here in New York. 181 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,178 Forget it. The pilot was awful. lt failed. 182 00:08:49,339 --> 00:08:51,899 lt failed here. Because here every time you turn on a TV... 183 00:08:52,059 --> 00:08:54,937 ...all you see is four morons sitting around an apartment... 184 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,532 ...whining about their dates. 185 00:08:56,699 --> 00:08:59,816 See, George is right, Jerry. See, here you're just another apple. 186 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:05,178 But in Japan, you're an exotic fruit, like an orange, which is rare there. 187 00:09:09,099 --> 00:09:10,293 You had a date? 188 00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:13,690 You went out with my butler? Who said you could go out with my butler? 189 00:09:13,859 --> 00:09:17,647 -Why do I need your permission? -Because he's my butler. 190 00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:24,490 So, what do you think? 191 00:09:24,659 --> 00:09:26,650 We're a bit confused. 192 00:09:26,819 --> 00:09:29,811 Why was this man Jerry's butler? 193 00:09:30,499 --> 00:09:33,138 You see, the man who is the butler... 194 00:09:33,299 --> 00:09:36,211 ...had gotten into a car accident with Jerry. 195 00:09:36,379 --> 00:09:39,052 And because he didn't have any insurance... 196 00:09:39,219 --> 00:09:43,337 ...the judge decreed that the man become Jerry's butler. 197 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,933 ls this customary in your legal system? 198 00:09:46,299 --> 00:09:50,133 No. That's what makes it such a humorous situation. 199 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:04,211 l'm sorry. l'm sure Mr. Seinfeld is very funny to Americans. 200 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:08,850 But l'm not sure this butler show would work in Japan. 201 00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:10,657 Oh, l-- l disagree. 202 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,731 You've-- You've been living in America too long. 203 00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:17,812 You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges. 204 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:24,537 Sorry. My hand is numb. 205 00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:29,489 Yes, from endorsing checks for The Super Terrific Happy Hour. 206 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:32,173 You must go. 207 00:10:37,019 --> 00:10:38,771 Well, l think l'm on the outs with Brett. 208 00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:41,495 l got shushed during '' Desperado.'' 209 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,693 What does he listen to, the all '' Desperado'' station? 210 00:10:45,339 --> 00:10:48,536 He is just in his own world when he hears that song. 211 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:53,295 lt's like l'm sitting there in the car, and he's out riding fences. 212 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,575 You know, what you need is a song you can share. 213 00:10:56,139 --> 00:11:00,018 Yeah, you're right. We need to find our song. 214 00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:03,091 Okay. So is there any song that you feel very strongly about? 215 00:11:05,979 --> 00:11:07,207 l like ''Witchy Woman.'' 216 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:09,973 -''Witchy Woman''? -You know, ''Witchy Woman.'' 217 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:14,292 Oh, ''Witchy Woman.'' 218 00:11:16,099 --> 00:11:17,293 -Hey, Elaine. -Hey. 219 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,017 Hey, how was the Rainbow Room? 220 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,578 Well, we-- We had to leave early. 221 00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:24,857 There was a slight monetary discrepancy regarding the bill. 222 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:27,738 -Listen, could l borrow some pillows? -What for? 223 00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:30,618 Well, my Japanese friends are gonna stay with me. 224 00:11:30,779 --> 00:11:32,849 l thought they all had suites at the Plaza. 225 00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:37,815 Well, l'm sorry, Jerry. We all don't have checks rolling in like you do. 226 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:41,176 Well, what about all that money from the kimonos l wear? 227 00:11:42,019 --> 00:11:43,372 Well, they ran out of it. 228 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:47,248 l mean, Manhattan can be quite pricey, even with 50,000 yen. 229 00:11:47,419 --> 00:11:50,889 Fifty thousand yen? lsn't that only a few hundred dollars? 230 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:52,897 Evidently. 231 00:11:54,139 --> 00:11:57,017 Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. 232 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:59,329 My guests are very comfortable in them. 233 00:11:59,659 --> 00:12:01,217 ln them? 234 00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:04,654 You have them sleeping in drawers? 235 00:12:04,859 --> 00:12:08,090 Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? 236 00:12:08,259 --> 00:12:11,171 They sleep in tiny, stacked cubicles all the time. 237 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:14,217 -They feel right at home. -This has international incident... 238 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,688 -...written all over it. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 239 00:12:20,979 --> 00:12:23,857 -Good night, Mr. Tanaka. -Good night. 240 00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:26,579 -Good night, Mr. Oh. -Good night. 241 00:12:27,499 --> 00:12:29,694 Good night, Mr. Yamaguchi. 242 00:12:40,939 --> 00:12:43,089 -What is this? -Rice Krispies. 243 00:12:43,259 --> 00:12:44,658 East meets West, Jerry. 244 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:48,816 That's a lovely little bureau-and-breakfast you're running. 245 00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:50,207 Well, l'm off to the bank. 246 00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:57,578 Elaine, l-- 247 00:12:57,939 --> 00:12:59,338 What do you think? 248 00:13:01,059 --> 00:13:02,333 What are you doing? 249 00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:05,013 That's ''Witchy Woman.'' l thought it could be our song. 250 00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:08,537 ''Witchy Woman'' is okay for you, but l've already got a song. 251 00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:10,930 Oh, well, then how about '' Desperado''? 252 00:13:11,099 --> 00:13:12,373 We can share it. 253 00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:14,968 No. lt's mine. 254 00:13:18,939 --> 00:13:22,249 Here you go. Snap, crackle and pop. 255 00:13:26,299 --> 00:13:30,053 Good morning, Mr. Oh. l gotta make up the drawer. 256 00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:32,494 Come back in half-hour. 257 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:42,732 -Hey, l'll take one. -Well, look who's back. 258 00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:46,130 Teddy, this is the guy says he invented the twirl. 259 00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:48,171 Jerry Seinfeld. 260 00:13:48,339 --> 00:13:50,569 Teddy Padilac, long time, no see. 261 00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,331 What do you got in a push-button mini? 262 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,491 Same thing we had when you bailed on us 1 5 years ago. 263 00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:58,457 Bailed? Come on, you knew l wanted to be a comedian. 264 00:13:58,619 --> 00:14:01,656 Besides, we had some good times. Remember Tropical Storm Renee? 265 00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:04,891 Oh, yeah, sure. But where were you during the poncho craze of '84? 266 00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:06,697 l almost lost my house. 267 00:14:07,339 --> 00:14:08,852 Umbrella, buddy? 268 00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:11,772 Now we got that damn urban sombrero to contend with. 269 00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,133 Easy, Clicky. 270 00:14:13,299 --> 00:14:15,210 l hear you're taking credit for the twirl. 271 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,495 Oh, it's so many years ago. Who cares? 272 00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:20,127 l care. Clicky cares. 273 00:14:20,299 --> 00:14:23,735 -Look, could l just buy an umbrella? -Yeah, sure. 274 00:14:23,899 --> 00:14:25,651 -Two hundred dollars. -What? 275 00:14:25,819 --> 00:14:28,379 Special price for a real foul-weather friend. 276 00:14:32,899 --> 00:14:35,493 Hey, George. All right, how about that tour, huh? 277 00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:37,490 These guys are ready to run the bases. 278 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,935 Kramer, it's-- lt's raining. They got the tarp on the field. 279 00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:44,254 Listen, George, what else can l do with these guys? 280 00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:46,535 Bear in mind, they're a little light on the yen. 281 00:14:47,939 --> 00:14:50,294 Well, l-- l got the pilot of the Jerry show. 282 00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:52,967 That's perfect. How would you guys like to watch... 283 00:14:53,139 --> 00:14:55,972 ...the Super Terrific Happy star, Jerry Seinfeld? 284 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,289 But we are also very hungry. 285 00:14:58,459 --> 00:15:01,053 Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you guys just watch the tape... 286 00:15:01,219 --> 00:15:02,732 ...and l'll get you some food. 287 00:15:02,899 --> 00:15:04,730 -Go ahead. Yeah. -Please. 288 00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:06,890 Hey, peanuts! 289 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:09,330 George. George, got a minute? 290 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:11,655 George, did you call some carpet cleaners? 291 00:15:11,859 --> 00:15:13,929 -Are they here? -They're in my office right now. 292 00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:16,374 -They haven't said anything to you? -About what? 293 00:15:16,539 --> 00:15:18,928 What kind of a snobby, stuck-up cult is this? 294 00:15:25,979 --> 00:15:29,130 -Hey, Jerry. -Oh, hi, Brett. 295 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:30,891 Haven't you ever heard of an umbrella? 296 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,697 l didn't have enough money. 297 00:15:33,179 --> 00:15:36,216 -Sure things will pick up for you. -No, it's not that. lt's.... 298 00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:41,967 Oh, no. Look at the checks. Hours of hard work ruined. 299 00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:45,176 Don't worry. l can spot you the 1 2 cents. 300 00:15:45,339 --> 00:15:46,533 No. lt's not the money. 301 00:15:46,699 --> 00:15:49,611 lt's my hand. lt's crippled from writing and writing. 302 00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:51,337 Nothing's working for you, is it? 303 00:15:51,499 --> 00:15:52,932 Not at the moment, Brett. 304 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,488 l'd give you a ride, but l got Karl Farbman here. 305 00:15:56,819 --> 00:15:58,457 Thanks for stopping. 306 00:16:00,179 --> 00:16:03,171 Brett said you ran away from him as if he were the boogity man? 307 00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:04,533 Bogeyman. 308 00:16:05,739 --> 00:16:07,889 -Boogie? -l'm quite sure. 309 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:11,255 Anyway, any luck getting together on a song? 310 00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:13,979 No. He blew out my ''Witchy Woman.'' 311 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,731 And he won't share '' Desperado.'' 312 00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:17,730 Hey, what do you think of ''Oye Como Va''? 313 00:16:18,939 --> 00:16:21,612 Well, l'm running out of guys here in this city, Jer. 314 00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:25,977 Hey, great news. 315 00:16:26,139 --> 00:16:29,495 l showed the pilot to Kramer's Japanese friends. They loved it! 316 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:31,536 Really? They bought the butler character? 317 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,293 Did l tell you that story's relatable? That was a great show. 318 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,495 That is why l'm bringing it back to NBC. 319 00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:38,854 -NBC? -Nakahama Broadcast Corporation. 320 00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,409 But they told us we must go now. 321 00:16:43,579 --> 00:16:46,013 Yeah, but now l have my own market research. 322 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,693 Actual Japanese viewers that loved the show. 323 00:16:48,859 --> 00:16:51,168 -l'm gonna talk to Kramer. -Hey, George, do me a favour. 324 00:16:51,339 --> 00:16:54,456 lf they make you an offer, whatever it is, just take it. 325 00:16:56,859 --> 00:17:00,169 Hey, by the way what'd you think of Miss Yoshimura? 326 00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:01,897 -Who? -The network executive. 327 00:17:02,059 --> 00:17:03,970 Do you think she liked me? 328 00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,250 Hey, look at who's here! 329 00:17:16,419 --> 00:17:18,296 George, come on in. Come on. 330 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,575 -l want you to come in here. -Come on in, fat boy! 331 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,731 Get a good night's sleep, all right, fellas? Big day tomorrow. 332 00:17:24,339 --> 00:17:25,818 All right. 333 00:17:31,899 --> 00:17:33,537 Last one. 334 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,811 Here you are. 335 00:17:41,419 --> 00:17:43,330 -Where's the boys? -No, l let them sleep in. 336 00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,808 l'm on my way to cash in their plane tickets for them. 337 00:17:45,979 --> 00:17:47,412 They need a little food money. 338 00:17:47,579 --> 00:17:50,616 -The meeting starts in 1 0 minutes. -Well, l set their alarm. 339 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,168 But they did have a lot of sake in that hot tub. 340 00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:54,898 l'm calling Jerry. 341 00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:00,293 -Yeah? -Jerry! 342 00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:02,131 The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub. 343 00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:03,652 You gotta get them down here... 344 00:18:03,819 --> 00:18:06,287 ...or l don't have a focus group to sell the pilot. 345 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,928 Uncle Leo? 346 00:18:09,099 --> 00:18:10,293 Jerry! 347 00:18:11,219 --> 00:18:13,653 All right, all right. l'll wake them up. 348 00:18:14,739 --> 00:18:16,138 Testy. 349 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,898 Hello? 350 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:25,530 -Mr. Jerry, open the drawer, please. -lt's stuck. 351 00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:28,894 The steam from the hot tub must have warped the wood. 352 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:30,777 -Pull harder. -l'm trying. 353 00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:33,737 l can't get a grip. My hand's had kind of a bad week. 354 00:18:33,899 --> 00:18:35,730 Very funny. But no joking, please. 355 00:18:36,259 --> 00:18:37,578 Don't worry, l'll get you out. 356 00:18:38,339 --> 00:18:40,569 Brett, believe me, you don't have to do this. 357 00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:42,616 Elaine, l know he'll appreciate this. 358 00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:45,339 lt's not as nice as Kramer's cabinets, but it's a start. 359 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,208 Well, l promise you, Jerry is not jealous of Kramer's cabinets. 360 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,529 Move to the back of the drawers! 361 00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:53,337 Jerry? 362 00:18:53,819 --> 00:18:55,093 Jerry. 363 00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:57,973 Not the Farbman! 364 00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:26,057 So, gentlemen, we have a deal? 365 00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:40,936 Excuse me. Did you hire the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners? 366 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:46,008 Yes. To clean up the coffee stain left by Jerry Seinfeld. 367 00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:53,974 Mr.... Mr. Wilhelm, what...? What are you doing here? 368 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,215 l'm here to clean the carpets. 369 00:19:56,379 --> 00:20:01,453 Most of the world is carpeted, and one day, we will do the cleaning. 370 00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:06,138 Him, you brainwashed? 371 00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:07,732 What's he got that l don't have? 372 00:20:10,219 --> 00:20:11,811 Mr. Wilhelm, you've been abducted. 373 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:13,651 Mr. Wilhelm, you gotta listen to me. 374 00:20:13,819 --> 00:20:15,411 Wilhelm? 375 00:20:16,819 --> 00:20:19,379 My name is Tanya. 376 00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:37,250 Brett, l'm-- l'm really sorry. 377 00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:40,690 l didn't mean to hit you in the head with an axe. 378 00:20:42,299 --> 00:20:44,290 At least it was just a handle. 379 00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:46,138 Those beautiful cabinets. 380 00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:48,451 What am l gonna tell--? 381 00:20:48,779 --> 00:20:51,213 -l can't remember his name. -Fleckman? 382 00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:52,653 Calm down, Brett. Okay? 383 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:56,289 You could have a concussion. Calm down. 384 00:21:16,939 --> 00:21:19,658 -His pulse is fine. -Looks like a minor concussion. 385 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:22,811 Let me see what l can do to relieve the swelling. 386 00:21:25,699 --> 00:21:27,417 Doctor? 387 00:21:28,659 --> 00:21:30,058 Doctor? 388 00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:32,817 Doctor? 389 00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:37,332 Doctor, l think we're losing him.