1 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,370 What happened to you yesterday? 2 00:00:07,539 --> 00:00:10,736 -l waited for you. You never came. -Oh, l'm sorry. l got really busy. 3 00:00:10,899 --> 00:00:13,367 -How long did you wait? -Five minutes. 4 00:00:14,299 --> 00:00:17,769 -Five minutes? That's it? -No difference. You never showed up. 5 00:00:17,939 --> 00:00:19,497 Well, l could have. 6 00:00:19,659 --> 00:00:23,572 l mean, last week we waited for that friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes. 7 00:00:23,739 --> 00:00:25,172 We barely knew the guy. 8 00:00:25,339 --> 00:00:27,853 The longer you know someone, the shorter you wait? 9 00:00:28,019 --> 00:00:31,011 -That's the way it works. -When did you tell George to be here? 10 00:00:31,179 --> 00:00:33,454 l told him 1 0 minutes. How long has it been? 11 00:00:33,619 --> 00:00:35,291 -About five. -That's enough. 12 00:00:35,459 --> 00:00:36,778 Yeah. 13 00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:46,779 Early. All right. 14 00:00:49,499 --> 00:00:50,898 Cold. 15 00:00:56,219 --> 00:00:58,892 So l noticed you bounced a cheque at the bodega. 16 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,890 -How did you know about that? -Marcelino. 17 00:01:01,059 --> 00:01:04,893 He taped it up on his cash register with all of the other bad cheques. 18 00:01:05,059 --> 00:01:06,538 He can't do that. 19 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:08,655 lt's the only way you'll learn. 20 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,699 Oh, these eggs are disgusting. 21 00:01:15,059 --> 00:01:18,096 Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself. 22 00:01:18,259 --> 00:01:21,774 -Fantastic day, fantastic. -What happened? 23 00:01:21,939 --> 00:01:25,090 Well, first, l'm brushing my teeth and this piece of apple skin... 24 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:28,569 ...that must have been lodged in there for days comes loose. 25 00:01:28,739 --> 00:01:31,378 -Fantastic. -Then l'm at the foundation-- 26 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:33,575 -You're still doing that? -Once in a while. 27 00:01:33,739 --> 00:01:34,728 When you feel guilty. 28 00:01:34,899 --> 00:01:37,288 No, occasionally l forget to let the machine pick up. 29 00:01:37,459 --> 00:01:40,337 Anyway, they made this large donation to a women's prison... 30 00:01:40,499 --> 00:01:43,059 ...and l get to go down there and check it out. 31 00:01:43,219 --> 00:01:44,652 -That's caged heat. -Yeah. 32 00:01:45,259 --> 00:01:47,011 -What are you gonna do there? -Nothing. 33 00:01:47,179 --> 00:01:51,331 Just stroll around the cellblocks, maybe take in a shower fight. 34 00:01:53,139 --> 00:01:55,653 You got a bounced cheque hanging up in the market... 35 00:01:55,819 --> 00:01:58,014 -...over on Columbus. -Yes, l know. l know. 36 00:01:58,179 --> 00:02:02,570 l noticed you chose the clowns-with-balloon cheque design. 37 00:02:02,739 --> 00:02:04,889 lt was a mistake. The bank sent the wrong ones. 38 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,415 Hey, look who's here. 39 00:02:07,579 --> 00:02:10,252 Hey, Kurt, this is Jerry and George and Kramer. 40 00:02:10,419 --> 00:02:13,695 -Hey. -Hey, Kurt, taste these eggs. 41 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:16,498 No, l only eat cage-free, farm-fresh. 42 00:02:16,659 --> 00:02:20,698 Yes. These are sweatshop eggs. 43 00:02:28,219 --> 00:02:31,416 l gotta call the office, honey. Will you order for me? 44 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:33,810 l'm a honey. 45 00:02:34,219 --> 00:02:35,618 He's pretty great, huh? 46 00:02:35,779 --> 00:02:37,929 ls he from the future? 47 00:02:39,699 --> 00:02:43,374 No, he just shaves his head. l think it's pretty gutsy. 48 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:47,617 Sweetheart, let me tell you a little something about guts. 49 00:02:47,779 --> 00:02:50,054 This is guts. 50 00:02:51,699 --> 00:02:54,850 What? Clinging to some scraps? 51 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,851 These are not scraps. 52 00:02:58,019 --> 00:03:02,490 These are historic remains of a once-great society of hair. 53 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,817 Did you guys stop at the bodega today? 54 00:03:04,979 --> 00:03:09,052 Some moron bounced a clown cheque. 55 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:17,335 l'm sorry about the cheque, Marcelino. 56 00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:20,168 People seem to like the clowns. 57 00:03:21,139 --> 00:03:24,529 Look, let me just give you the 40, plus another 20 for your trouble. 58 00:03:24,699 --> 00:03:26,178 Okay. 59 00:03:30,059 --> 00:03:34,098 -Are you gonna take the cheque down? -Sorry, no. Store policy. 60 00:03:34,259 --> 00:03:37,934 -But it's your bodega. -Even l am not above the policy. 61 00:03:41,259 --> 00:03:44,251 -And those are our tennis courts. -Tennis courts? 62 00:03:44,419 --> 00:03:47,695 What about the yard? Where do they have the gang fights? 63 00:03:47,859 --> 00:03:51,932 There's no fights here, Mr. Costanza. This is a minimum-security facility. 64 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,455 What about a hole? 65 00:03:54,619 --> 00:03:57,975 -Do you ever put anybody in the box? -No. 66 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:00,331 This prison stinks. 67 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,493 And finally the library, which has been refurbished... 68 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:05,331 ...thanks to your generous donation. 69 00:04:05,499 --> 00:04:08,218 -This is Celia Morgan, our librarian. -Nice to meet you. 70 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:10,813 -l'll be in my office if you need me. -Thanks, warden. 71 00:04:10,979 --> 00:04:12,332 Betsy. 72 00:04:13,819 --> 00:04:15,377 Betsy. 73 00:04:17,979 --> 00:04:19,571 Are you the head of the foundation? 74 00:04:19,739 --> 00:04:23,095 Well, let's just say it wouldn't exist without me. 75 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:28,371 So you two shop at the same store? 76 00:04:28,539 --> 00:04:30,450 No, it's standard issue. 77 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,812 Oh, my God. You're in jail? 78 00:04:35,019 --> 00:04:37,453 That is so cool. 79 00:04:41,219 --> 00:04:42,732 You asked her out? 80 00:04:42,899 --> 00:04:47,575 Well, not out. She's a prisoner. 81 00:04:48,939 --> 00:04:51,692 -How could you ask her out? -Why not? 82 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,770 You wouldn't date that girl from Queens... 83 00:04:53,939 --> 00:04:55,975 ...because you didn't wanna cross the bridge. 84 00:04:56,139 --> 00:04:57,970 -lt was different. -l'll say. 85 00:04:58,139 --> 00:05:00,130 Jerry, l like being with her. 86 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:03,371 Plus, l know where she is all the time. 87 00:05:04,659 --> 00:05:06,570 l have relatively no competition. 88 00:05:07,459 --> 00:05:09,575 You know how you live in fear of the pop-in? 89 00:05:09,739 --> 00:05:11,013 -The pop-in. -No pop-in... 90 00:05:11,179 --> 00:05:14,251 ...no, '' ln the neighbourhood.'' No, '' l saw your light was on.'' 91 00:05:14,419 --> 00:05:16,808 And the best part is, if things go really well.... 92 00:05:16,979 --> 00:05:19,652 -Conjugal visit? -Don't jinx it. Don't. 93 00:05:20,739 --> 00:05:22,377 -Hey. -Hey, what's up? 94 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,416 George is dating a convict. 95 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:26,410 -What's she in for? -Embezzlement. 96 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:28,615 Sounds like a nice girl. 97 00:05:28,899 --> 00:05:31,811 ls it all right if l put some stuff in your fridge? Mine's full. 98 00:05:31,979 --> 00:05:34,254 Yeah, sure. You don't even have a fridge, do you? 99 00:05:34,419 --> 00:05:35,977 Well, not here. 100 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,451 -Okay. -Kramer.... 101 00:05:39,619 --> 00:05:41,610 Wait a minute. Wait. What the hell is that? 102 00:05:41,779 --> 00:05:43,531 Well, it's chicken feed. 103 00:05:45,539 --> 00:05:47,655 l sense something is afoot. 104 00:05:50,019 --> 00:05:51,816 Yeah, l bought a chicken. 105 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,298 Allow me. 106 00:05:55,219 --> 00:05:56,447 Why? 107 00:05:57,299 --> 00:05:59,733 Cage-free, farm-fresh eggs. 108 00:06:00,099 --> 00:06:01,896 Allow me. 109 00:06:02,059 --> 00:06:04,175 -What are you? An idiot? -No. 110 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:07,255 Hold it. Hold it. Here. l got it. Catch. 111 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:13,210 Hey, driver's license. 112 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:17,533 Oh, my God. 113 00:06:17,699 --> 00:06:20,736 -What? -Your hair. 114 00:06:20,899 --> 00:06:23,208 lt's so thick and lustrous. 115 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:26,416 l mean, it was. 116 00:06:26,579 --> 00:06:27,853 Well, it still is. 117 00:06:28,019 --> 00:06:30,010 l shaved my head for my swim team. 118 00:06:30,179 --> 00:06:32,647 l just liked the way it looked, so l kept it. 119 00:06:32,819 --> 00:06:36,255 Are you saying that l could be dating this hair? 120 00:06:36,579 --> 00:06:38,888 l mean, with you under it? 121 00:06:55,339 --> 00:06:56,533 Hey. 122 00:06:56,699 --> 00:06:58,849 ls that your chicken making all that noise? 123 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,249 Oh, Jerry loves the morning. 124 00:07:02,019 --> 00:07:04,328 -Who? -Little Jerry Seinfeld. 125 00:07:06,019 --> 00:07:08,658 -l named my chicken after you. -Thanks. That's very sweet. 126 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,457 But that is not a chicken. 127 00:07:10,619 --> 00:07:13,417 Of course it is. l picked it out myself. 128 00:07:13,579 --> 00:07:15,217 Well, you picked out a rooster. 129 00:07:16,139 --> 00:07:19,529 Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production. 130 00:07:28,139 --> 00:07:30,812 -This was fun. -Yeah, l had a great time. 131 00:07:30,979 --> 00:07:32,571 Five minutes, Mr. Costanza. 132 00:07:32,739 --> 00:07:35,094 The whole hour just flew by. 133 00:07:35,259 --> 00:07:38,331 -l'll get that. -Thanks, Bobby. 134 00:07:38,939 --> 00:07:41,612 Well, l guess l'll see you in four days. 135 00:07:41,779 --> 00:07:43,849 Yeah. Go out and have a ball with the guys. 136 00:07:44,019 --> 00:07:45,975 l'll be waiting right here for you. 137 00:07:46,139 --> 00:07:48,255 Of course you will. 138 00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:49,818 You're the best. 139 00:07:53,219 --> 00:07:55,130 -Hello. -Jerry... 140 00:07:55,299 --> 00:07:57,210 ...Leo told us he saw your bounced cheque. 141 00:07:57,379 --> 00:08:00,769 -Are you having money problems? -l'm not having money problems. 142 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,850 Enough with the comedy. You're very clever. 143 00:08:03,019 --> 00:08:04,691 You should look into advertising. 144 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:08,215 He never even called Ed Roydlick. They were looking for someone. 145 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:10,939 l'm not calling Ed Roydlick. l'm doing fine. 146 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:13,613 That's it. l'm gonna send you $50. 147 00:08:13,779 --> 00:08:15,531 You are not sending me $50. 148 00:08:15,699 --> 00:08:18,167 We're sending you $50. Morty, get me an envelope. 149 00:08:18,339 --> 00:08:22,491 l swear to God, if you send me $50, you are gonna be so sorry. 150 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:25,332 -l don't see envelopes. -They're right in front of you. 151 00:08:25,499 --> 00:08:28,093 Oh, for heaven's sakes. Let me show you. 152 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:32,013 Ma, Ma, Ma! 153 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:37,612 -How are the folks? -Good. 154 00:08:37,779 --> 00:08:40,816 -So movie tonight? -l thought you were going with Celia. 155 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,412 l did. l'm back. 156 00:08:42,579 --> 00:08:45,047 l love this relationship. l feel so liberated. 157 00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:47,372 Having her in jail? 158 00:08:47,539 --> 00:08:50,895 Yeah, the only thing that bothers me is l'm just coming up with this now. 159 00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:55,455 Yeah, dating a convicted felon. l don't know how you missed it. 160 00:08:55,979 --> 00:08:58,493 Here. Take a look at that. 161 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,733 Kurt's an organ donor. 162 00:09:01,579 --> 00:09:03,854 No, he's not bald. 163 00:09:04,019 --> 00:09:05,896 Look, he's got a full head of hair. 164 00:09:06,059 --> 00:09:08,175 So he just shaves his head for no reason? 165 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,978 That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it. 166 00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:14,010 And he's growing it in just for me. 167 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,012 lt's mine. lt's all mine. 168 00:09:17,179 --> 00:09:21,138 -lt's just hair. -No, it's not just hair. Look. 169 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:26,419 -lt's brown. -lt's chestnut with auburn highlights. 170 00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:29,128 -So? -You know, you're not around women. 171 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:33,611 You don't know how important a man's hair is. 172 00:09:38,259 --> 00:09:40,329 l'm sorry, George, but it's true. 173 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:42,091 l knew it. 174 00:09:47,619 --> 00:09:48,608 Hey. 175 00:09:49,099 --> 00:09:52,171 -Hey, Kramer, nice rooster. -Yeah. 176 00:09:52,339 --> 00:09:54,853 -What's his name? -Well, this is Little Jerry Seinfeld. 177 00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:59,729 Little Jerry Seinfeld. Does he bounce cheques? 178 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:02,290 Look, can't you take Jerry's cheque down? 179 00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:03,733 Sorry, Kramer, can't help. 180 00:10:04,819 --> 00:10:06,889 Hey, hey, Jerry. Come on. 181 00:10:07,059 --> 00:10:08,333 Oh, sorry. 182 00:10:08,499 --> 00:10:11,935 -l like the way he handles himself. -Oh, yeah. 183 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,370 -Oh, it's coming in already. -Yeah. 184 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:27,090 Wow, you have some very nice little seedlings here. 185 00:10:30,099 --> 00:10:31,612 -What? -Well, it doesn't seem... 186 00:10:31,779 --> 00:10:36,807 ...to be coming in so good over here or here. 187 00:10:37,619 --> 00:10:41,134 -What do you mean? -Well, l don't know. 188 00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:43,449 How long have you been shaving your head for? 189 00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:45,337 About three years. 190 00:10:46,739 --> 00:10:48,218 Oh, my God. 191 00:10:49,139 --> 00:10:50,652 l'm going bald. 192 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,013 George, l'm so glad to see you. 193 00:10:56,179 --> 00:10:58,295 Hey, l brought you some cigarettes. 194 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:00,415 You buy yourself something nice. 195 00:11:00,579 --> 00:11:03,218 Good news. l'm up for parole. 196 00:11:06,259 --> 00:11:10,696 Parole? That's dynamite. 197 00:11:12,659 --> 00:11:14,251 Marcelino's taking down the cheque? 198 00:11:14,419 --> 00:11:17,775 Yeah, well, it comes down if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight. 199 00:11:17,939 --> 00:11:19,213 Great. 200 00:11:19,819 --> 00:11:21,047 What? 201 00:11:21,219 --> 00:11:24,336 Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights in the back of his store. 202 00:11:24,499 --> 00:11:26,808 Yeah, so he says if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins... 203 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,617 ...the cheque comes down. 204 00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:30,292 Kramer, cockfighting is illegal. 205 00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:32,256 Only in the United States. 206 00:11:32,419 --> 00:11:34,979 -lt's inhumane. -Jerry, it's not what you think it is. 207 00:11:35,139 --> 00:11:37,528 lt's two roosters pecking at each other. 208 00:11:38,579 --> 00:11:39,932 -What? -Yeah. 209 00:11:40,979 --> 00:11:43,891 Well, l thought they wore gloves and helmets. 210 00:11:44,059 --> 00:11:46,414 You know, like American Gladiators. 211 00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:48,649 No, Kramer, Little Jerry could get hurt. 212 00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:50,218 l left him with Marcelino. 213 00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:52,976 My Little Jerry. 214 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:01,450 Hey, did you get Little Jerry? ls he okay? 215 00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:04,087 Oh, well, he's more than okay. He won. 216 00:12:04,819 --> 00:12:07,287 -You let him fight? -l couldn't get there in time. 217 00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:09,415 But you should've seen Little Jerry, Jerry. 218 00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:12,616 Flapping his wings and strutting his stuff. 219 00:12:12,779 --> 00:12:17,057 He was pecking and weaving and bobbing and talking trash. 220 00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:20,529 He didn't even have to touch him. The other rooster ran out of the ring. 221 00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:23,491 The whole fight lasted two seconds. 222 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,127 -How long do they usually last? -Five seconds. 223 00:12:26,299 --> 00:12:28,574 Marcelino says he's taking your cheque down today. 224 00:12:28,739 --> 00:12:30,889 -Great. -Hey. 225 00:12:31,059 --> 00:12:33,937 -Celia is up for parole. -Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight. 226 00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:36,408 -What? -Who? 227 00:12:37,739 --> 00:12:39,297 l'm too tired. 228 00:12:39,739 --> 00:12:41,934 Listen. l want you to come by later, all right? 229 00:12:42,099 --> 00:12:43,851 -We're having a victory party. -Okay. 230 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,291 lt's over, Jerry. She's getting out. 231 00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:50,892 l'm so sorry. 232 00:12:52,099 --> 00:12:53,691 She's been locked up for two years. 233 00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:56,657 She's gonna want to make up for lost time. 234 00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:00,289 Dinners, movies, talking. 235 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,457 ln other words, a normal relationship. 236 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,930 That's no good. 237 00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:10,415 l've tried it straight, Jerry. We've all seen the results. 238 00:13:10,579 --> 00:13:12,012 l think for me... 239 00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:15,174 ...sick is the only way to go. 240 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:17,295 Well, she'll still be an ex-con. 241 00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:19,211 lt's not the same. 242 00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:21,973 Hey, if you two were meant to be together... 243 00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:24,448 ...l'm sure the cops will pick her up on something. 244 00:13:27,899 --> 00:13:29,457 Kurt? 245 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:34,335 What's with the sweats? Aren't we going out? 246 00:13:34,499 --> 00:13:36,490 l don't care. 247 00:13:37,979 --> 00:13:41,096 You got a big stain on your shirt. 248 00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:43,853 Oh, yeah, a meatball fell out of my sandwich. 249 00:13:44,019 --> 00:13:45,577 You already ate? 250 00:13:45,739 --> 00:13:47,536 lt's from yesterday. 251 00:13:51,219 --> 00:13:53,779 Jerry, you missed a hell of a cockfight last night. 252 00:13:53,939 --> 00:13:56,612 Then what is my cheque still doing up? We had a deal. 253 00:13:56,779 --> 00:13:58,929 -Now we have a new deal. -New deal? 254 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,728 When Little Jerry Seinfeld is mine, the cheque will be yours. 255 00:14:02,899 --> 00:14:04,890 This is outrageous. 256 00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:06,253 Pack of Juicy Fruit. 257 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,449 -Eighty-five cents. -Eighty-five cents? 258 00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:11,655 That is outrageous. 259 00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,378 Marcelino wants us to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld. 260 00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:17,972 That's out of the question. 261 00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:20,607 But cockfighting is an illegal and immoral activity. 262 00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:25,409 Yeah, if you've got a loser. But Little Jerry was born to cockfight. 263 00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:27,012 No, no more cockfighting. 264 00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:29,977 Let's just sell him to Marcelino and be done with it. 265 00:14:30,139 --> 00:14:31,697 -l think you're jealous. -Of what? 266 00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:37,936 Yeah, you see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had. 267 00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:40,772 Now, just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been... 268 00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:43,328 ...don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was. 269 00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:45,376 -Kramer, give me that rooster. -Never! 270 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:48,975 You hate him because he's doing more with your name than you ever will! 271 00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:57,134 George, Celia has listed you as a character reference. 272 00:14:57,299 --> 00:15:01,577 Whatever you can tell us would be helpful in her getting parole. 273 00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:05,619 Well, anything l could do to help. 274 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:10,728 She's a wonderful girl. Very smart, very crafty. 275 00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:13,449 Does she have any plans after she's released? 276 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,450 Plans. Schemes. 277 00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:18,736 She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends. 278 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:21,697 You know, ''the gang,'' she likes to call them. 279 00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:25,135 Yeah, they're hatching something. You can count on that. 280 00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:32,338 Jerry, tomorrow night is fight night. Where's my rooster? 281 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,694 -Kramer won't sell. -Tell you what l'm gonna do. 282 00:15:34,859 --> 00:15:36,611 l'm gonna take down your cheque anyway. 283 00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:38,053 Well, thank you, Marcelino. 284 00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:40,972 Well, perhaps some day you will do me a favour. 285 00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:42,367 And that day is today. 286 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,537 Little Jerry Seinfeld must go down... 287 00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:47,929 ...in the third round of tomorrow's main event. 288 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:50,738 -You want Little Jerry to take a dive? -Not so loud. 289 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:53,777 First of all, l don't think you can make a rooster take a dive. 290 00:15:53,939 --> 00:15:56,009 -Can too. -Second of all... 291 00:15:56,179 --> 00:15:57,771 ...Jerry Seinfeld, big or little... 292 00:15:57,939 --> 00:16:00,328 ...doesn't go down for anyone, anywhere, at any time. 293 00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,569 Now, l'd appreciate it if you'd please leave. 294 00:16:02,739 --> 00:16:06,129 Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry. 295 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,130 We'll see about that. 296 00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:13,734 Kramer, l'm coming up. We got a cockfight to win. 297 00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:15,173 Okay. 298 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:19,293 Elaine said you would be the best person l could talk to. 299 00:16:19,539 --> 00:16:23,373 Yeah, classic horseshoe pattern. 300 00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:25,450 -l've seen a lot of this. -Oh, God. 301 00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:27,689 No, no, Kurt, wrong attitude. 302 00:16:27,859 --> 00:16:30,134 -You should be happy. -Why should l be happy? 303 00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,210 You've still got pretty good coverage. 304 00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:36,258 Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter... 305 00:16:37,659 --> 00:16:39,377 ...then you won't be Kurt anymore. 306 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,088 What will l be? 307 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:51,574 -How long do l have? -Fourteen months, maybe 1 0. 308 00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:54,299 -ls there anything l can do? -Yes... 309 00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:56,253 ...live, damn it. 310 00:16:56,419 --> 00:17:01,288 Live every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life... 311 00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,051 ...because in many ways... 312 00:17:04,059 --> 00:17:05,128 ...it is. 313 00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:09,818 Excuse me. 314 00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:14,650 Celia, what are you doing here? 315 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:17,287 Well, l didn't get my parole, so l busted out. 316 00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:19,495 And you just decided to pop in? 317 00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:29,737 -Kurt. -Elaine, will you marry me? 318 00:17:31,859 --> 00:17:33,975 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 319 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,450 -He's looking good, huh, Jerry? -Yeah. 320 00:17:38,019 --> 00:17:40,055 All right. l think that's enough for today. 321 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:46,052 Little Jerry is a lean, mean, pecking machine. 322 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,136 -What are you doing with that? -l'm just gonna heat this up. 323 00:17:50,299 --> 00:17:52,335 Make a little hot tub for Little Jerry. 324 00:17:52,979 --> 00:17:54,617 Hey, Kramer... 325 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:56,812 -...be careful. -Yeah. 326 00:17:57,699 --> 00:17:58,893 -Hey. -Hey, guess what. 327 00:17:59,059 --> 00:18:02,096 Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds. 328 00:18:02,259 --> 00:18:04,614 -ls that good? -l don't know. 329 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:08,179 -Where have you been? -Celia broke out of prison. 330 00:18:08,899 --> 00:18:10,890 l'm at home, she shows up at the door. 331 00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:14,608 -Oh, my God, the break out pop-in. -Yeah. 332 00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:16,007 And, Jerry, listen to this. 333 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,932 l've discovered something better than conjugal-visit sex. 334 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,135 Fugitive sex. 335 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:22,971 -lt's like every time-- -George. 336 00:18:23,139 --> 00:18:25,972 This is a little too much. Escape convicts, fugitive sex.... 337 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,572 l got a cockfight to focus on. 338 00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:35,208 Hey, hey, Kurt, slow down. 339 00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,768 l can't just marry you. 340 00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:40,658 l mean, l need some fiancée time. 341 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,891 l need some make-my-girlfriends-jealous time. 342 00:18:44,059 --> 00:18:45,617 Plus, you want to get to know me. 343 00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:48,657 Yeah, yeah, that too. 344 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:52,255 -Well, how much time? -l don't know. A year? 345 00:18:52,419 --> 00:18:53,977 No, no, no, it has to be now. 346 00:18:56,019 --> 00:18:58,408 Could l see the ring again? 347 00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:04,771 So you're actually considering it? 348 00:19:04,939 --> 00:19:08,090 Well, it will be a couple of years before he's completely bald. 349 00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:09,658 Those will be good times. 350 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,652 Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life will totally change. 351 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,652 Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. l'm at a cockfight. 352 00:19:15,819 --> 00:19:17,411 What am l clinging to? 353 00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:20,688 -Hey. -Hey. 354 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,417 -Sorry l'm late. -Where's Celia? 355 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,776 She didn't wanna come. She's not really into sports. 356 00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:28,892 -Hey, how's he doing? -Well, he's got a big sweat going. 357 00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:32,529 Oh, this came for you Express Mail. lt's from your parents. 358 00:19:32,699 --> 00:19:33,814 -Hi. -Hi. 359 00:19:34,499 --> 00:19:37,457 '' Fifty dollars.'' l don't believe this. 360 00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:40,050 There's Marcelino. 361 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,699 Look at the size of his bird. 362 00:19:43,859 --> 00:19:47,215 That looks like a dog with a glove on his head. 363 00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:52,451 Hi, is George back from the cockfight? 364 00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:54,655 l've got to thank him. He changed my life. 365 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,650 Must've been a good fight. He's not back. 366 00:19:56,819 --> 00:19:57,808 Damn. 367 00:19:58,219 --> 00:20:00,414 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Costanza. 368 00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:02,649 Well, well, well, look who's here. 369 00:20:02,819 --> 00:20:04,013 Oh, man. 370 00:20:04,179 --> 00:20:05,851 Mr. Costanza, you're under arrest... 371 00:20:06,019 --> 00:20:08,294 ...for aiding and abetting a known fugitive. 372 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,575 -l'm not George Costanza. -Save it. 373 00:20:10,739 --> 00:20:14,368 We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go. 374 00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:18,732 Okay. l got the whole scoop. 375 00:20:18,899 --> 00:20:21,208 Marcelino flew the bird in from Ecuador. 376 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,813 -He's 68-0. -He's a ringer. 377 00:20:23,979 --> 00:20:25,412 Where's the tamale guy? 378 00:20:27,739 --> 00:20:29,809 Little Jerry's gonna get his clock cleaned. 379 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,015 l've gotta get him out of there. 380 00:20:34,219 --> 00:20:36,813 Little Jerry! 381 00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:39,891 Kramer! 382 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:45,610 Stop the fight! 383 00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:49,896 Tamale! 384 00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:12,649 Why did you get into a fistfight with the cop? 385 00:21:12,819 --> 00:21:15,094 -You were innocent. -They thought l was George. 386 00:21:15,259 --> 00:21:17,170 l'm not that bald. 387 00:21:17,339 --> 00:21:20,888 And l have too little time left to take that crap, so l slugged him. 388 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:23,295 How long are you gonna be in here for? 389 00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:27,896 Well, my lawyer says 1 4 months, but with good behaviour maybe 1 0. 390 00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:33,210 -So 1 0 to 1 4 months? -Yeah.