1 00:00:06,357 --> 00:00:09,030 -Well, that was all right, huh? -Yeah. 2 00:00:09,197 --> 00:00:10,630 Well... 3 00:00:10,797 --> 00:00:12,674 -...good night. -Yeah, good night. 4 00:00:49,157 --> 00:00:51,148 Jerry, we can only stay four days. 5 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:54,115 Well, l'm upset, but we'll make the most of it. 6 00:00:54,277 --> 00:00:56,074 Helen, did you pack my travel gym? 7 00:00:56,237 --> 00:00:59,388 Yes. Oh, your father bought an exercise device off television. 8 00:00:59,557 --> 00:01:00,910 He does it every morning at 4. 9 00:01:01,077 --> 00:01:04,592 Only 25 minutes a day, and you can attach it to any doorknob. 10 00:01:05,077 --> 00:01:08,069 So l guess your travel miles are about to expire? 11 00:01:08,237 --> 00:01:11,786 Well, actually, Jerry, we wanted to talk to you about something. 12 00:01:11,957 --> 00:01:14,425 Am l finally getting a baby brother? 13 00:01:14,837 --> 00:01:16,111 Jerry, be serious. 14 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,347 How would you feel if we sold the Cadillac? 15 00:01:18,517 --> 00:01:20,587 What? The Cadillac l bought for you? 16 00:01:20,757 --> 00:01:22,076 lt's too much car, Jerry. 17 00:01:22,237 --> 00:01:25,468 Oh, come on. You love that car. What about the Northstar system? 18 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:27,628 l don't think we even use it. 19 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:30,266 Well, it's a gift, and l want you to keep it. 20 00:01:30,437 --> 00:01:31,790 We already sold it. 21 00:01:32,277 --> 00:01:34,347 Why didn't you tell me before you sold it? 22 00:01:34,517 --> 00:01:37,077 We had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now. 23 00:01:37,237 --> 00:01:38,829 We could but we wanted the bulkhead. 24 00:01:38,997 --> 00:01:40,555 Oh, my God. 25 00:01:42,397 --> 00:01:44,069 Man, that Emily is wearing me out. 26 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,751 -Kramer.... -No, no, no, it's not the sex, Jerry. 27 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:48,111 Hey, Seinfelds. 28 00:01:48,277 --> 00:01:49,869 -Hi, Kramer. -Hi, Kramer. 29 00:01:50,037 --> 00:01:52,426 -We're in the middle of a discussion. -Yeah? What about? 30 00:01:52,597 --> 00:01:54,508 Jerry's upset. We sold the Cadillac. 31 00:01:54,677 --> 00:01:57,316 -What did you get for it? -Jack Klompus gave us 6 grand. 32 00:01:57,477 --> 00:01:59,752 You sold my Cadillac to Jack Klompus? 33 00:01:59,957 --> 00:02:02,232 -We want you to have the money. -l don't need money. 34 00:02:02,397 --> 00:02:05,116 -What are you talking about? -You'd a check bounce at the bodega. 35 00:02:05,277 --> 00:02:08,428 ls that what this is all about? l bounce a check and you sold a Cadillac? 36 00:02:08,597 --> 00:02:11,953 Well, also, Jerry, we read an article in the Sun-Sentinel. 37 00:02:12,117 --> 00:02:14,711 lt says that stand-up comedy is not what it used to be... 38 00:02:14,877 --> 00:02:16,595 ...what with Def Jam and all. 39 00:02:17,317 --> 00:02:19,308 Yeah, that Def Jam is a force. 40 00:02:19,757 --> 00:02:21,554 Jerry, you know, l hear wonderful things... 41 00:02:21,717 --> 00:02:23,912 ...about Bloomingdale's executive training program. 42 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,556 Oh, my God. 43 00:02:25,717 --> 00:02:27,947 You've given this comedy thing your best shot. 44 00:02:28,117 --> 00:02:30,870 Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. 45 00:02:31,037 --> 00:02:32,789 Now, this Bloomingdale thing: 46 00:02:32,957 --> 00:02:34,629 That could be the next wave. 47 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:43,265 Excuse me. A pound of Arabian Mocha Java, please. 48 00:02:43,637 --> 00:02:46,435 So you understand how my Peterman stock options are gonna work? 49 00:02:46,597 --> 00:02:48,269 l'm going to the bathroom. 50 00:02:48,437 --> 00:02:50,792 lt's just very interesting. 51 00:02:50,957 --> 00:02:53,471 Yeah, when it's your money it's fascinating. 52 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:55,468 Arabian Mocha Java. 53 00:02:55,757 --> 00:02:57,190 Oh, l got it. 54 00:02:57,557 --> 00:02:59,070 That Arabian is strong coffee. 55 00:02:59,557 --> 00:03:01,309 lt's PLO blend. 56 00:03:03,797 --> 00:03:05,071 Oh, l got your coffee. 57 00:03:05,637 --> 00:03:08,595 -Oh, here, let me-- -No, it's on me. 58 00:03:08,757 --> 00:03:11,715 Oh, man. Okay, listen, guys, l'm gonna be late. l'll see you, okay? 59 00:03:11,877 --> 00:03:13,754 -Yeah. -Bye. 60 00:03:16,757 --> 00:03:18,475 -You see what just happened here? -What? 61 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:21,631 She treated me to the Arabian Mocha Java. 62 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:23,953 And you misinterpret this how? 63 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,473 She's sticking it that she makes more money. 64 00:03:26,637 --> 00:03:29,709 l'm sure she was just being nice buying you the coffee. 65 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,071 Not nice. Sticking it to me. 66 00:03:31,237 --> 00:03:32,716 -You're crazy. -Sticking it to me. 67 00:03:32,877 --> 00:03:34,788 -George. -Sticking it! 68 00:03:37,157 --> 00:03:39,148 So you're buying the car back for your parents? 69 00:03:39,317 --> 00:03:42,673 -l'm flying down to Florida tomorrow. -Your parents will never let you do it. 70 00:03:42,837 --> 00:03:46,193 They lie to me about selling the car, l'll lie to them about buying it back. 71 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,508 They think they can dump 6 grand on me? Think again. 72 00:03:50,677 --> 00:03:52,907 What kind of money you think your parents have? 73 00:03:53,077 --> 00:03:55,466 -Excuse me? -Bet they have more money than mine. 74 00:03:56,037 --> 00:03:58,187 -Come on. Your parents have money. -You think? 75 00:03:58,357 --> 00:04:00,552 -When do they ever spend money? -Never. 76 00:04:00,717 --> 00:04:02,275 -What are their expenses? -Nothing. 77 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:04,268 -Where do they go on vacation? -Nowhere. 78 00:04:05,717 --> 00:04:08,356 -How much do you think they have? -Few hundred grand? 79 00:04:08,517 --> 00:04:12,430 You're saying l stand to inherit $300,000? ls that what you're saying? 80 00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:15,475 -You may not see it for 20 years. -Twenty years? That long? 81 00:04:15,637 --> 00:04:17,389 Your father eat bacon and eggs every day? 82 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,229 Unfortunately, yes. 83 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:20,905 How's your family history? 84 00:04:21,237 --> 00:04:23,467 -l have an aunt that died at 7. -Really? 85 00:04:23,957 --> 00:04:25,595 Aunt Baby. 86 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:30,355 -Elaine, you got a moment? -Yeah, Kramer, come on in. 87 00:04:30,717 --> 00:04:33,834 l need to speak to you about some lady problems. 88 00:04:33,997 --> 00:04:35,794 Okay. 89 00:04:36,117 --> 00:04:40,076 You know, after l have sex with Emily, l don't want her in the bed anymore. 90 00:04:41,717 --> 00:04:43,867 Yeah, because she's throwing off my whole sleep. 91 00:04:44,037 --> 00:04:46,790 -She's got the jimmy legs. -Jimmy legs? 92 00:04:47,557 --> 00:04:49,309 Jimmy leg. 93 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,554 So.... Well, maybe l should just be honest with her, huh? 94 00:04:53,717 --> 00:04:55,947 Tell her after sex you just want her out of there? 95 00:04:56,157 --> 00:04:58,625 Well, l'd say it nicely. 96 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:02,986 -l don't think so. -Well, you know, l really like this girl. 97 00:05:03,157 --> 00:05:04,875 l think if l could work out this thing-- 98 00:05:05,037 --> 00:05:07,505 Yeah, l gotta be honest with you, Kramer. 99 00:05:07,677 --> 00:05:10,953 You might be more than just a couple of tweaks away... 100 00:05:11,117 --> 00:05:13,347 ...from a healthy relationship. 101 00:05:14,037 --> 00:05:17,393 Well, you're not exactly zeroing in yourself, lady. 102 00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:20,995 All right, get out. Get out! 103 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:26,188 So listen, l've gotta go down to Atlantic City. l'm performing at Bally's. 104 00:05:26,357 --> 00:05:27,756 You just heard about this today? 105 00:05:27,917 --> 00:05:30,511 They had a cancellation, and they instantly called me. 106 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:32,907 -Who cancelled? -Carrot Top. 107 00:05:34,157 --> 00:05:36,352 l told you: My career is fine. 108 00:05:39,037 --> 00:05:40,595 l've been thinking about the family. 109 00:05:41,597 --> 00:05:43,394 Tell me about Aunt Baby. 110 00:05:44,117 --> 00:05:45,516 She's deceased. 111 00:05:47,157 --> 00:05:48,510 Yeah. 112 00:05:48,677 --> 00:05:50,030 Why did she die so young? 113 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:52,513 She had problems. 114 00:05:52,677 --> 00:05:55,714 -lnternal. -ls that common in our family? 115 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,994 Well, your Uncle Moe, he died a young man. 116 00:05:59,157 --> 00:06:01,068 Also internal problems. 117 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:03,034 lt's that temper on your side. 118 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:07,475 They're yelling and yelling and then one day, they're all gone. 119 00:06:07,637 --> 00:06:09,832 What about your side? Your cousin Henny. 120 00:06:09,997 --> 00:06:12,192 She was sickly from the moment l met her. 121 00:06:12,357 --> 00:06:14,188 Don't you talk about Henny! 122 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,549 So l guess you two are the lucky ones. 123 00:06:16,797 --> 00:06:18,435 So far. 124 00:06:18,597 --> 00:06:23,990 Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be? 125 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,036 She'd never make it. 126 00:06:30,317 --> 00:06:32,706 So let me get this straight. You enjoy the lovemaking-- 127 00:06:33,717 --> 00:06:37,346 -Well, do you? -Oh, yeah. Like strawberry pie. 128 00:06:38,117 --> 00:06:40,756 Okay. But you have a problem sharing a bed with me. 129 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,794 l know it's not what the ladies like... 130 00:06:42,957 --> 00:06:45,835 ...but without some solid sack time, l'm a zombie. 131 00:06:45,997 --> 00:06:48,750 -l don't know. -Oh, come on, man. 132 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:50,669 Meet me halfway. 133 00:06:50,997 --> 00:06:53,750 -You're not easy, Kramer. -l know. 134 00:06:58,637 --> 00:07:03,427 So to what do l owe the pleasure of this unannounced visit? 135 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,189 l wanna buy back the Cadillac. 136 00:07:05,357 --> 00:07:07,313 You wanna buy it back? Why? 137 00:07:07,477 --> 00:07:10,116 You got drugs hidden in the trunk? 138 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:14,508 -l'm kidding. -All right. l'll give you 9000 for it. 139 00:07:14,677 --> 00:07:17,350 Nine thousand for a Cadillac? lt's got no miles on it. 140 00:07:17,517 --> 00:07:20,077 -You bought it for six. -You're not me. 141 00:07:21,597 --> 00:07:26,512 -How much do you want for it? -The Kelley Blue Book value: $22,000. 142 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:27,951 Fourteen thousand. 143 00:07:28,117 --> 00:07:31,587 Done. But l get to drive it tomorrow... 144 00:07:31,757 --> 00:07:33,634 ...because Doris wants to go to Naples. 145 00:07:35,317 --> 00:07:37,273 You need a pen? 146 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,236 Still works. 147 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,512 -Hey, where's Jerry? -He's performing at Bally's... 148 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:47,555 -...in Atlantic City. -Oh, okay. 149 00:07:47,997 --> 00:07:51,467 Yeah, l need his shoeshine kit. 150 00:07:51,677 --> 00:07:53,872 He always hides it from me. 151 00:07:54,837 --> 00:07:57,635 Yeah, Bally's? Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld's room, please. 152 00:07:57,797 --> 00:07:59,071 You know that number? 153 00:07:59,237 --> 00:08:01,148 l used to have a problem. 154 00:08:02,397 --> 00:08:03,910 What do you mean, he's not registered? 155 00:08:04,997 --> 00:08:08,069 -Well, S-E-l-N-V-- -F. F-E-L-D. 156 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,228 F-E-L-D. 157 00:08:11,797 --> 00:08:13,947 Well, l think you're wrong. 158 00:08:15,597 --> 00:08:17,952 All right, you have a lucky day too. 159 00:08:18,117 --> 00:08:20,267 -He's not there? -No, they never heard of him. 160 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,156 This is so nice of you to take us all out to dinner, George. 161 00:08:27,317 --> 00:08:30,992 Well, as much as l enjoy all the good-natured ribbing... 162 00:08:31,157 --> 00:08:32,749 ...nothing really makes me happier... 163 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:35,272 ...than spending money on the people l care about. 164 00:08:35,997 --> 00:08:37,874 -Where's Jerry? -Oh, he'll be here. 165 00:08:38,037 --> 00:08:40,505 By the way, Elaine, thank you... 166 00:08:40,677 --> 00:08:43,635 ...for laying out for the Arabian Mocha Java. 167 00:08:43,797 --> 00:08:46,709 George, you didn't have to do this. 168 00:08:46,877 --> 00:08:50,790 l'm president of a big company. l can afford to buy you coffee. 169 00:08:50,957 --> 00:08:52,549 -President? -Yeah. 170 00:08:52,717 --> 00:08:54,355 -Hey, look, he's back. Hey. -Hey. 171 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:56,985 l got your message so l came straight from Atlantic City. 172 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:59,546 Jerry, Kramer called Bally's. You weren't registered. 173 00:08:59,837 --> 00:09:02,351 Well, l can't stay under my own name. 174 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:05,315 l was registered under ''Slappy White.'' 175 00:09:08,277 --> 00:09:09,790 Mom. Dad. 176 00:09:09,957 --> 00:09:13,506 Well, look who's here. Hello, Seinfelds. 177 00:09:15,277 --> 00:09:18,952 -What are you doing here? -We're having an upscale dinner. 178 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:20,914 -What? -Well, after talking to you... 179 00:09:21,077 --> 00:09:23,796 ...we realized we may not have much time left. 180 00:09:23,957 --> 00:09:25,709 So we're blowing it all. 181 00:09:26,077 --> 00:09:29,752 Look, George, it's a Pierre Cardin. 182 00:09:35,197 --> 00:09:39,156 -That was all right. -Yeah. 183 00:09:41,277 --> 00:09:43,154 Well, l'll see you. 184 00:10:19,837 --> 00:10:21,714 -Hello. -Jerry. 185 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:25,392 l had a little mishap with the car. 186 00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:30,906 l'm down here in Alligator Alley. 187 00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:34,190 -You better get down here. -All right. 188 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:36,109 Who was that? 189 00:10:36,277 --> 00:10:38,347 That was the Golden Nugget... 190 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,235 ...also in Atlantic City. 191 00:10:40,397 --> 00:10:42,706 They heard such good things about my show at Bally's... 192 00:10:42,877 --> 00:10:44,435 ...they want me for tonight. 193 00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:50,348 So l'll have to repack and go. 194 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,507 That didn't sound like the Golden Nugget. 195 00:10:54,677 --> 00:10:58,352 l'm worried. What happens if we have to support Jerry? 196 00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:01,670 -l'll have to go back to work. -Where would you work? 197 00:11:02,117 --> 00:11:04,073 Maybe l should talk to Elaine. 198 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:15,306 Well, Mr. Seinfeld, l'm not sure l understand why you want a job here. 199 00:11:15,477 --> 00:11:16,671 What's not to understand? 200 00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:18,873 Well, for one thing, you live in Florida. 201 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,707 l'm very comfortable working out of the house. 202 00:11:21,877 --> 00:11:24,516 l have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby. 203 00:11:25,037 --> 00:11:28,552 You know, l think that my résumé speaks for itself. 204 00:11:28,717 --> 00:11:31,629 -Where is your résumé? -l don't have it. l'll mail you one. 205 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,875 All right, Mr. Seinfeld... 206 00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:36,392 ...what kind of a position did you have in mind? 207 00:11:36,557 --> 00:11:38,149 -You sell clothes, don't you? -Yeah. 208 00:11:38,317 --> 00:11:42,196 Well, l sold raincoats in the garment centre for 38 years. 209 00:11:42,357 --> 00:11:44,746 -ln 1 949-- -All right. All right. All right. 210 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:48,068 You come in tomorrow. We'll find something for you to do. 211 00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:49,989 You won't regret this, Ms. Benes. 212 00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:53,706 What time should l be in? l get up at 4. l could be here as early as 4:25. 213 00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:56,635 Oh, Elaine... 214 00:11:56,797 --> 00:12:00,949 ...this dry air is curing me like a Black Forest ham. 215 00:12:01,477 --> 00:12:05,072 Mr. Peterman? You're back. 216 00:12:07,237 --> 00:12:08,875 Who's Mr. Fancy? 217 00:12:13,677 --> 00:12:15,952 l was thinking maybe l should spend the night. 218 00:12:16,117 --> 00:12:19,189 Oh, that's sweet, but actually, l.... 219 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:21,667 l think l'd prefer it if you left. 220 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:24,351 -What? -You were completely right. 221 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,633 l sleep so much better when l'm alone. 222 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:31,108 -And you scream in your sleep. -l do? 223 00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:37,633 There was a man. He was trying to get into my apartment last night. 224 00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:40,186 He was jiggling the doorknob for 25 minutes. 225 00:12:41,397 --> 00:12:43,752 -Come on. lt was probably the wind. -No, no. 226 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:45,714 No, it was a fearless cat burglar. 227 00:12:45,877 --> 00:12:47,833 Now, listen, you gotta let me sleep here. 228 00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:52,070 l'll stay over here on my side, and l'll stuff a sock in my mouth. 229 00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:53,795 Because l don't wanna sleep alone. 230 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,348 Well, l do. 231 00:13:02,877 --> 00:13:04,629 What took you so long? 232 00:13:04,797 --> 00:13:06,992 l live in New York. 233 00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,070 What the hell happened? 234 00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:11,626 This thing is a behemoth. 235 00:13:11,797 --> 00:13:13,196 What did you do? 236 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,349 l was making a simple lane change. 237 00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:19,475 l put on the blinker, and it took off on me. 238 00:13:19,637 --> 00:13:21,673 And the next thing you know, l was submerged. 239 00:13:21,837 --> 00:13:25,876 l'm telling you, Jerry, l'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me. 240 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,473 You are such an idiot. 241 00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:39,106 Well, we got to get the car cleaned up for my parents. 242 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,347 Do whatever you want. lt's your car. 243 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:43,633 My car? You drove it into the swamp. 244 00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:46,675 lt drove itself into the swamp. 245 00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:50,625 Besides, l think l lost my pen too. 246 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,470 You know, that almost makes this all worthwhile. 247 00:13:56,477 --> 00:13:58,832 Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house? 248 00:13:59,717 --> 00:14:01,833 That's your mother's new car. 249 00:14:03,077 --> 00:14:04,271 You bought that? 250 00:14:04,437 --> 00:14:06,189 lt's a coupe de elegance. 251 00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:09,108 Your father wanted a Mercedes... 252 00:14:09,277 --> 00:14:12,030 ...but l won't ride in a German car. 253 00:14:13,717 --> 00:14:15,150 Morning. 254 00:14:17,997 --> 00:14:19,669 Oh, boy. 255 00:14:19,837 --> 00:14:23,147 -What the hell is going on here? -l had some trouble at my place. 256 00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:25,831 So l need a little company at night to sleep. 257 00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:31,388 George, your mother and l and Kramer have been talking. 258 00:14:31,557 --> 00:14:33,593 -Oh, God. -George... 259 00:14:33,757 --> 00:14:36,317 ...your parents can't blow their savings in this community. 260 00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:39,913 lt's low-rent. We feel that Florida is really the place where they should be. 261 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:43,069 You can drop a grand in Disney World like that. 262 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,987 Wait a minute. You're moving to Florida again? 263 00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:49,672 Well, it's either that or we stay here near you... 264 00:14:49,837 --> 00:14:51,987 ...and just sit on the money. 265 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,671 What do you think we should do, Georgie? 266 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:02,792 So effective immediately, Ms. Benes will return to her old position... 267 00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:07,155 ...at her original salary and l, of course, will return to mine. 268 00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:10,514 Kudos, Elaine, on a job done. 269 00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,348 What about my stock options? 270 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,314 l think not. 271 00:15:16,397 --> 00:15:19,116 Now down to business. l have had this vision... 272 00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:21,666 ...of a diaphanous rumrunner scarf. 273 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,590 Well, we could fly some fabric in from our silk factories... 274 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,749 -...for about $1 000 dollars a bolt. -A thousand? 275 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:30,033 l know a couple of Chinamen over on 43rd Street... 276 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,348 -...that will do it for half that. -lt's Asian Americans. 277 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,996 What? 278 00:15:35,157 --> 00:15:37,671 Who are you? 279 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,270 -Don't worry-- -Morty Seinfeld. 280 00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:42,429 l cut velvet for 40 years with Harry Alper. 281 00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:44,155 Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, this is not-- 282 00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:46,467 Elaine, did you hire this man? 283 00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:51,757 No, no-- Well, l mean, he's more like an intern, you know, at best. 284 00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:56,106 So if your parents move to Florida, you're poor. 285 00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:58,552 -But happy. -Obviously. 286 00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:02,107 And if they stay, you're rich, but.... 287 00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:04,155 Obviously. 288 00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:08,516 lt's quite a dilemma. You know, l have a bit of a dilemma of my own. 289 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,871 No, no, no. 290 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,551 We're staying on me. We haven't solved anything yet. 291 00:16:12,717 --> 00:16:15,436 All right. This is easy. Just let them go. So now, listen-- 292 00:16:15,597 --> 00:16:17,713 What do you mean? They're spending all my money. 293 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,993 All right. Then they stay. Let me ask you a ques-- 294 00:16:20,157 --> 00:16:22,113 Could you put a little thought into this? 295 00:16:22,277 --> 00:16:25,189 Jerry's gone. You could humour me. He humours me. 296 00:16:25,357 --> 00:16:26,676 Speaking of Jerry... 297 00:16:26,837 --> 00:16:30,796 ...his father is driving me so crazy down at Peterman's. 298 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,517 Know what l do when one of these is breathing down my neck? 299 00:16:33,677 --> 00:16:35,474 -What? -You schedule a late meeting. 300 00:16:35,957 --> 00:16:37,993 -What does that do? -Old guys are up at 4 a.m. 301 00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:40,591 By 2:30, they're wiped-- How did we get back on to you? 302 00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:42,509 l gotta go. 303 00:16:43,557 --> 00:16:45,752 You know l got nothing out of this. 304 00:16:49,037 --> 00:16:50,356 -Hey, Frank. -Yeah. 305 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:54,351 -You got two beds in here. -That's right. That's me on the left. 306 00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:56,109 So you sleep in separate beds. 307 00:16:56,277 --> 00:16:58,029 Thirty years ago we came to an agreement. 308 00:16:58,197 --> 00:16:59,630 The only way l could get some rest. 309 00:16:59,797 --> 00:17:01,230 Really? 310 00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:03,388 Estelle has got the jimmy arms. 311 00:17:03,797 --> 00:17:05,355 You can get that in your arms? 312 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,587 Like you wouldn't believe. 313 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:12,148 Jerry, it's getting late. 314 00:17:12,597 --> 00:17:13,916 You cleaned up the car. 315 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:16,432 You made all your phone calls. 316 00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:18,110 Why are you still here? 317 00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:22,271 Well, l maxed out my credit cards. 318 00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:25,747 And l don't have enough cash for a hotel room. 319 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,670 -So.... -You are thinking of staying here? 320 00:17:28,837 --> 00:17:32,034 -Well.... -You've got some nerve. 321 00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:35,553 l almost break my neck in that death-trap of yours... 322 00:17:35,717 --> 00:17:37,708 ...and now you ask me for a favour? 323 00:17:37,877 --> 00:17:41,233 -Didn't like that crack about the pen? -l did not. 324 00:17:44,157 --> 00:17:46,148 Well, l've given this a lot of thought... 325 00:17:46,317 --> 00:17:47,830 ...and l've gotta say-- 326 00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:52,397 As much as l'd like to see the two of you living it up... 327 00:17:52,557 --> 00:17:55,230 ...in a warm, tropical setting... 328 00:17:55,397 --> 00:17:57,069 ...l would just miss you too much. 329 00:17:57,237 --> 00:17:59,626 So l've decided... 330 00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:02,675 ...l want you to stay. 331 00:18:03,077 --> 00:18:04,351 lt's too late. 332 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,348 We bought a condo at Del Boca Vista. 333 00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,269 We're leaving tonight. 334 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,556 You said it was my call. 335 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,753 We were just being nice. 336 00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:19,070 Cosmo, are you sure you're gonna be all right here alone? 337 00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:21,353 Oh, yeah, l got Emily coming over tonight. 338 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,109 You're letting him have a woman over? 339 00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:25,552 He's not family. lt's different psychologically. 340 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,355 And so l made an explosive out of chickpeas. 341 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,872 And l stopped that great rhino right in his tracks. 342 00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:39,232 -lt's getting late. Why don't we-- -Mr. Peterman... 343 00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:43,276 ...that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger. 344 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,396 Funny you should ask, Elaine. 345 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,627 lf we're gonna stay till all hours of the night... 346 00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,594 ...can't we at least get some food here? 347 00:18:50,157 --> 00:18:51,875 lt's only 5: 1 5. 348 00:18:53,077 --> 00:18:55,068 So later on that same day... 349 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:58,035 ...l developed a great hankering for some wild honey. 350 00:18:58,197 --> 00:18:59,391 Okay, l'm done. 351 00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:02,947 l'll be back in the morning when he's close to finished with this story. 352 00:19:03,117 --> 00:19:04,709 Morty. 353 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,311 My stories are what sell these clothes. 354 00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,707 Cheap fabric and dim lighting: 355 00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:11,868 That's how you move merchandise. 356 00:19:12,077 --> 00:19:13,476 Okay. 357 00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:15,150 You're out. 358 00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:18,630 l never knew what l was peddling with those stupid cartoons... 359 00:19:18,797 --> 00:19:20,753 ...and that paper book anyway. 360 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,708 l don't know why l let you talk me into that corned beef at Snitzers. 361 00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:48,391 -No one held a gun to your head. -Yeah. 362 00:19:48,557 --> 00:19:50,787 Don't forget: We're eating at the Fidermans' tomorrow. 363 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,868 Why do l have to go? They're your friends. 364 00:19:53,037 --> 00:19:55,028 -You like them. -l've had it with them. 365 00:19:56,757 --> 00:19:58,588 Then we won't go. 366 00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:00,588 Okay, okay. What time? 367 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,669 Eight-thirty. 368 00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:08,636 That was all right. 369 00:20:17,397 --> 00:20:21,948 ''One bright note in today's market was the stock of retailer J. Peterman... 370 00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:25,154 ...whose founder's surprise return generated a rise... 371 00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:28,195 ...of 1 2 and a half points.'' 372 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,112 That means if you still had those stock options.... 373 00:20:32,277 --> 00:20:33,995 Yeah. 374 00:20:34,637 --> 00:20:35,831 That's a shame. 375 00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:37,836 What are you, sticking it to me? 376 00:20:38,477 --> 00:20:40,672 -What? -l think you're sticking it to me. 377 00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:42,634 l'm sure George is just being sympathetic. 378 00:20:42,797 --> 00:20:44,628 Sticking it! 379 00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:47,788 You're not alone. l'm practically broke. 380 00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:49,436 -Really? -No. 381 00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:50,871 But... 382 00:20:51,037 --> 00:20:53,426 ...l did blow over 20,000 on that Cadillac. 383 00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:56,111 Delicious. 384 00:20:56,277 --> 00:20:59,713 -You seem happy. -Hey, the folks are 1 200 miles away. 385 00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:01,708 l'm basking in the buffer zone. 386 00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,595 Another piece of pie here. 387 00:21:04,117 --> 00:21:06,312 So were your parents shocked to see the Cadillac? 388 00:21:06,477 --> 00:21:08,707 Actually, l haven't heard from them yet. 389 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,396 When are we gonna tell Jerry? 390 00:21:10,557 --> 00:21:11,956 l don't wanna worry him. 391 00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:14,551 We'll tell him next time we go up. 392 00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:17,551 He thought he could buy back that Cadillac for us? 393 00:21:17,717 --> 00:21:19,673 He's not getting away with that. 394 00:21:20,117 --> 00:21:23,587 Besides, that condo was too much house. 395 00:21:26,997 --> 00:21:29,716 How many times can you check the car? 396 00:21:29,877 --> 00:21:32,072 l saw a bum sleeping in the Cadillac the other day. 397 00:21:32,237 --> 00:21:35,832 Why would someone break into a car to take a nap? 398 00:21:36,037 --> 00:21:37,948 They don't nap. They make it their home. 399 00:21:38,117 --> 00:21:39,596 They urinate in there. 400 00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,469 You're driving me crazy. 401 00:21:41,637 --> 00:21:44,071 That's it. We're going back to Queens. Where's my hat? 402 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,228 No!