1 00:00:04,836 --> 00:00:07,304 lf the big man wants a new scoreboard... 2 00:00:07,476 --> 00:00:09,387 ...l don't wanna be the one to tell him no. 3 00:00:09,556 --> 00:00:12,116 No one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there. 4 00:00:12,276 --> 00:00:15,985 Well, why don't we just put a monitor in the skybox? 5 00:00:16,596 --> 00:00:18,109 Hey, George... 6 00:00:18,276 --> 00:00:20,995 ...the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp. 7 00:00:31,556 --> 00:00:34,389 ''The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.'' 8 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,308 You got your shrimp. 9 00:00:37,676 --> 00:00:42,306 Oh, yes. That's what l should have said. 10 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,034 Damn it! 11 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,666 ''The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp''? 12 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:52,673 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but then l said to him: 13 00:00:52,836 --> 00:00:56,306 ''Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.'' 14 00:00:57,116 --> 00:00:59,391 Really? That's great. You said that to him? 15 00:00:59,556 --> 00:01:02,628 Well, actually, l thought it up on the way over here. 16 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,752 Oh, that's not quite the same. 17 00:01:04,916 --> 00:01:06,827 No, no, it's not. 18 00:01:06,996 --> 00:01:10,750 You don't know this guy. lt would have been so sweet. 19 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:13,191 -l'm gonna grab a can of balls. -All right. 20 00:01:13,356 --> 00:01:16,428 Hello. My name is Milos. How can l help you? 21 00:01:16,596 --> 00:01:17,631 l need a can of balls. 22 00:01:17,796 --> 00:01:21,152 A can of balls for the nice guy. 23 00:01:22,076 --> 00:01:25,307 You don't plan to hit these balls with that racket, do you? 24 00:01:30,796 --> 00:01:32,627 Checking out the staff picks, Miss Benes? 25 00:01:32,796 --> 00:01:35,071 Oh, hey. Yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:35,316 --> 00:01:36,829 This Vincent guy, he is the best. 27 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,748 He and l have the same taste in movies. 28 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:41,430 Well, Vincent is an art-house goon. 29 00:01:41,596 --> 00:01:43,188 l stick to the Gene rack. 30 00:01:43,356 --> 00:01:47,793 Gene? Oh, he's so stupid and mainstream. 31 00:01:47,956 --> 00:01:50,629 l've seen all of these, so l went with the Kramer pick. 32 00:01:50,796 --> 00:01:53,708 The Other Side of Darkness. l never heard of that one. 33 00:01:53,876 --> 00:01:56,026 Yeah, it went straight to video. 34 00:01:57,636 --> 00:01:59,354 That makes me the premiere. 35 00:02:03,516 --> 00:02:06,269 Jerry? Have you ever seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness? 36 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:08,666 -No. -lt's about this woman in a coma. 37 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:13,466 Well, l couldn't finish watching it, so l want you to read this. 38 00:02:14,116 --> 00:02:15,469 '' l, Cosmo Kramer... 39 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,787 ...having just seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness... 40 00:02:18,956 --> 00:02:23,029 ...and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie... 41 00:02:23,196 --> 00:02:25,949 ...hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support... 42 00:02:26,116 --> 00:02:31,474 ...feeding machine, lung blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.'' 43 00:02:31,636 --> 00:02:33,433 -Can you do that for me? -l don't know if... 44 00:02:33,596 --> 00:02:36,349 ...what you have here constitutes a legally binding document. 45 00:02:36,516 --> 00:02:38,108 Well, l'm gonna type it up. 46 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,309 Yes, of course, but even so, you may wanna talk to a lawyer. 47 00:02:41,636 --> 00:02:44,594 Yeah, well, Jackie Chiles, he put a restraining order on me. 48 00:02:44,756 --> 00:02:47,316 l'm not allowed within 200 feet of his office. 49 00:02:47,476 --> 00:02:49,546 l couldn't even give him his Christmas present. 50 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:52,075 Oh, hey, new racket, huh? 51 00:02:52,236 --> 00:02:55,706 Yeah, l wasn't gonna get it, but this guy, Milos, who runs the pro shop... 52 00:02:55,996 --> 00:02:57,145 ...he really recommended it. 53 00:02:57,316 --> 00:02:59,671 ln fact, it's the only racket he plays with. 54 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:02,066 You're not gonna need this anymore. 55 00:03:03,796 --> 00:03:05,832 Hey, this is the Z page of my address book. 56 00:03:05,996 --> 00:03:08,908 Oh, yeah, l put all your Z's on the weights-and-measures page. 57 00:03:16,676 --> 00:03:22,387 Bravo, Vincent. Bravo. 58 00:03:27,356 --> 00:03:30,428 -What? -Did you enjoy the movie? 59 00:03:30,956 --> 00:03:32,833 Who is this? 60 00:03:33,316 --> 00:03:35,113 It's Vincent. 61 00:03:35,276 --> 00:03:37,949 Of Vincent's picks? 62 00:03:38,196 --> 00:03:39,834 The same. 63 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:44,674 He called you? 64 00:03:44,956 --> 00:03:46,674 Must have got my number off the computer. 65 00:03:46,836 --> 00:03:48,667 We ended up talking for like two hours. 66 00:03:48,836 --> 00:03:50,667 To a guy you've never met? 67 00:03:50,836 --> 00:03:53,475 Your screening process is getting ever more rigorous. 68 00:03:54,476 --> 00:03:56,990 l'm trying to meet him. He's never at the video store. 69 00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:58,953 They said he sets his own hours. 70 00:04:00,236 --> 00:04:02,830 -Little help! Hey. -Here. 71 00:04:02,996 --> 00:04:04,748 Thank you. 72 00:04:05,196 --> 00:04:08,825 Oh, my God, that guy is terrible. 73 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:12,274 Hey, how come we played at this crummy place instead of your club? 74 00:04:12,436 --> 00:04:14,472 George used up all my guest passes already. 75 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:17,468 -Come on. -Thank you. 76 00:04:19,076 --> 00:04:20,634 Here you go. 77 00:04:23,156 --> 00:04:24,350 Milos? 78 00:04:24,716 --> 00:04:28,106 Oh, hey. How you doing? 79 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:36,306 Okay. We should wrap it up here. 80 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,993 So he's bad. What do you care? 81 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,750 Elaine, l paid $200 for this racket... 82 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:47,749 ...because he said it's the only one he plays with. 83 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:49,793 He could have played just as well with a log. 84 00:04:52,516 --> 00:04:55,792 Hey. All right, l talked to this lawyer guy, Shellbach. 85 00:04:55,956 --> 00:04:58,993 He's gonna set me up, but you gotta come with me to be the executor. 86 00:04:59,156 --> 00:05:00,430 The executor of what? 87 00:05:00,596 --> 00:05:02,905 Kramer wants to die with dignity. 88 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,147 There's a feather in your cap. 89 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:08,633 l don't wanna be a vegetable, Elaine. l just want out. 90 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:15,552 Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends. 91 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,314 Did you get someone to take that Canadian quarter? 92 00:05:20,836 --> 00:05:22,792 l got another meeting with Reilly... 93 00:05:23,316 --> 00:05:26,592 ...a whole new audience, and l bet l can get him to try that line again. 94 00:05:26,756 --> 00:05:27,825 Who's Reilly? 95 00:05:27,996 --> 00:05:30,226 George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says: 96 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,626 '' Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.'' 97 00:05:39,436 --> 00:05:40,835 Listen to the comeback: 98 00:05:40,996 --> 00:05:45,467 ''Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you.'' 99 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:49,914 What? You gotta be kidding me. 100 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:51,748 How about this one? How about: 101 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:56,228 ''Your cranium called. lt's got some space to rent.'' 102 00:05:58,036 --> 00:05:59,947 -What does that mean? -Hey, here you go: 103 00:06:00,116 --> 00:06:02,584 '' Hey, Reilly, the zoo called. You're due back by 6.'' 104 00:06:02,756 --> 00:06:05,873 No, no, no, you're not helping me. 105 00:06:06,036 --> 00:06:10,348 Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll get him. 106 00:06:11,276 --> 00:06:13,631 l'm not looking for another line. l got the line. 107 00:06:13,796 --> 00:06:15,707 Look, George, just think about it, you know? 108 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,151 You're married, how would you feel if somebody says... 109 00:06:18,316 --> 00:06:19,795 -...they just had sex-- -You see? 110 00:06:19,956 --> 00:06:21,947 This is why l hate writing with a large group. 111 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,835 Everybody has their own opinions, and it all gets homogenized... 112 00:06:24,996 --> 00:06:26,634 ...and you lose the whole edge of it. 113 00:06:26,796 --> 00:06:30,914 l'm going with ''jerk store.'' ''Jerk store'' is the line. 114 00:06:31,396 --> 00:06:34,706 Jerk store. Yes. 115 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:45,673 Did you take this out of the garbage? 116 00:06:45,836 --> 00:06:47,508 lt's still got spring in the strings. 117 00:06:47,676 --> 00:06:50,065 Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk. 118 00:06:50,236 --> 00:06:52,511 How are you gonna be the executor of my living will? 119 00:06:52,676 --> 00:06:55,236 You see, you can't let go. 120 00:06:56,996 --> 00:07:01,831 Trust me, Kramer, given the legal opportunity, l will kill you. 121 00:07:02,116 --> 00:07:04,107 l wish l could believe you. 122 00:07:04,516 --> 00:07:07,189 Hey, Elaine, do you have some free time tomorrow afternoon? 123 00:07:07,356 --> 00:07:09,108 -Me? -Yeah, because you're perfect. 124 00:07:09,276 --> 00:07:11,392 You're a calculating, cold-hearted business woman. 125 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:14,946 When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats. 126 00:07:15,116 --> 00:07:17,550 Oh, come on. 127 00:07:19,396 --> 00:07:22,433 Situation number four: You're breathing on your own... 128 00:07:22,596 --> 00:07:25,633 ...you're conscious, but with no muscular function. 129 00:07:26,076 --> 00:07:27,873 Well, would l be able to communicate? 130 00:07:28,036 --> 00:07:29,867 l don't see how. 131 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:33,514 l don't like the sound of this one. 132 00:07:33,676 --> 00:07:35,826 Yeah, let's pull the cord, huh? 133 00:07:35,996 --> 00:07:39,591 Yank it like you're starting a mower. 134 00:07:40,756 --> 00:07:42,792 Moving on. 135 00:07:43,476 --> 00:07:45,944 You have liver, kidneys and gallbladder... 136 00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:48,186 ...but no central nervous system. 137 00:07:52,316 --> 00:07:54,910 Well, l gotta have a central nervous system. 138 00:07:55,116 --> 00:08:00,349 Okay. One lung, blind, and you're eating through a tube. 139 00:08:01,156 --> 00:08:03,192 No, that's not my style. 140 00:08:03,356 --> 00:08:05,631 Boring. 141 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:09,950 All right. You can eat, but machines do everything else. 142 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,748 l'd stick. 143 00:08:15,716 --> 00:08:19,231 Yeah, yeah, stick, because l could still go to the coffee shop. 144 00:08:19,396 --> 00:08:20,829 That's right. 145 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,192 -Hello, Milos. -Jerry. 146 00:08:25,356 --> 00:08:26,675 Thank God you got my message. 147 00:08:26,836 --> 00:08:29,714 Thank you so much for coming down here. Listen-- 148 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,389 You know, l spent $200 on a racket. 149 00:08:31,556 --> 00:08:33,672 l thought you knew what you were talking about. 150 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:35,269 You can't even play. 151 00:08:35,436 --> 00:08:37,472 Believe me, it is Milos' great shame... 152 00:08:37,636 --> 00:08:41,788 ...but, Jerry, l could lose my business if anybody find out. 153 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:45,312 How would you like extra year membership on the club? 154 00:08:45,476 --> 00:08:48,149 -Free, no charge. -You could do that? 155 00:08:48,756 --> 00:08:50,587 Jerry, for you, anything. 156 00:08:57,636 --> 00:08:59,706 Game, set and match, huh, Milos? 157 00:09:01,716 --> 00:09:03,195 Jerry, l'm so sorry. 158 00:09:03,356 --> 00:09:06,314 They tell me there is no way they can do it. 159 00:09:06,476 --> 00:09:09,946 ls there anything else l could do for you? Anything at all? 160 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,344 l refund your money. 161 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:13,313 Milos, l don't even care about the money. 162 00:09:13,476 --> 00:09:16,036 l just feel like l was taken by the worst tennis player-- 163 00:09:18,436 --> 00:09:20,028 l make it up to you. 164 00:09:20,196 --> 00:09:21,470 Yeah, you make it up to me. 165 00:09:23,756 --> 00:09:25,109 Tennis, anyone? 166 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,275 Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about. 167 00:09:32,836 --> 00:09:35,145 The Pain and the Yearning. 168 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:40,069 ''An old woman experiences pain and yearning.'' 169 00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:43,750 A hundred and ninety-two minutes? 170 00:09:44,396 --> 00:09:46,307 That's a lot of yearning, huh? 171 00:09:47,116 --> 00:09:48,629 You know, these movies are great... 172 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,594 ...but they are just so emotionally exhausting. 173 00:09:51,796 --> 00:09:54,708 Well, what you need is some summertime adolescent high jinks. 174 00:09:54,876 --> 00:09:58,915 -Really? -Let's see what Dr. Gene prescribes. 175 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:03,786 Oh, here. Week end at Bernie's II. Now, that's an hilarious premise. 176 00:10:04,996 --> 00:10:06,111 -Well-- -Yeah, get it. 177 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:07,789 -Yeah, l could use a chuckle. -Yeah. 178 00:10:09,356 --> 00:10:10,630 -What are you getting? -Nothing. 179 00:10:10,796 --> 00:10:13,105 l'm gonna finish watching The Other Side of Darkness. 180 00:10:13,276 --> 00:10:14,868 -How much you got left? -About two hours. 181 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,994 Yeah, she shot in that coma pretty quick. 182 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,794 Bernie is dead, you morons. 183 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:28,505 Just because he's wearing sunglasses, he looks alive? 184 00:10:28,676 --> 00:10:31,474 How long is this weekend, anyway? 185 00:10:34,796 --> 00:10:38,186 -Hello? -How's the movie, Elaine? 186 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,835 -Vincent? -A Gene pick. 187 00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:45,830 How could you? I thought we had something special. 188 00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:48,510 No, it doesn't mean anything. 189 00:10:48,676 --> 00:10:51,554 l'm not even gonna rewind it. 190 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,474 Vincent? 191 00:10:54,956 --> 00:10:57,186 All right. Let's get to it. 192 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,994 Wait a minute. What about Reilly? 193 00:10:59,156 --> 00:11:01,465 Reilly doesn't work here anymore. 194 00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:04,389 What? l didn't hear about that. 195 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:07,195 We only wake you up for the important meetings. 196 00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:15,513 -Hello. -Hello. 197 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,587 Didn't l see you at the pro shop yesterday? 198 00:11:17,756 --> 00:11:20,987 l think so. l'm Patty. Milos gave me your address. 199 00:11:21,156 --> 00:11:23,067 l hope you don't mind me waiting for you here. 200 00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:25,626 Oh, that Milos. 201 00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:29,266 Well, what should we do? Care for a cup of coffee? 202 00:11:29,436 --> 00:11:31,711 Why don't we just go up to your apartment? 203 00:11:32,796 --> 00:11:34,593 All right. 204 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:40,431 Gotta be an easier way. 205 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:42,109 Doctor, how's her coma? 206 00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:43,948 Oh, exactly the same. 207 00:11:44,116 --> 00:11:45,231 Wait a minute. 208 00:11:45,396 --> 00:11:47,512 She's coming out of the coma. 209 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,913 Mrs. Albright, can you hear me? Are you okay? 210 00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:56,352 I feel so rested and refreshed. 211 00:11:57,076 --> 00:11:59,271 Get me a toothbrush. 212 00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:02,953 So you play tennis? 213 00:12:04,076 --> 00:12:05,555 Enough talk, Jerry. 214 00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:07,069 Not for me. l love chatting. 215 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,068 No, no, l can't do this. 216 00:12:11,236 --> 00:12:13,796 l can't go through with this, not even for him. 217 00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:18,871 -Who? -Milos, my husband. 218 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:20,355 Your husband? 219 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:34,349 And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out... 220 00:12:34,516 --> 00:12:40,591 ...he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola. 221 00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:43,193 He's new around here. 222 00:12:44,276 --> 00:12:46,153 So details. 223 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,830 Well, l didn't sleep with her. 224 00:12:49,196 --> 00:12:51,630 Because of society, right? 225 00:12:51,796 --> 00:12:54,708 Yes, George, because of society. 226 00:12:55,156 --> 00:12:56,908 So how did the big meeting turn out? 227 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,509 Reilly is no longer with the club. Can you believe that? 228 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,553 You're better off. Now you can just let it go. 229 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,069 Yeah, yeah, l'm gonna let it go. 230 00:13:04,236 --> 00:13:06,147 You never had the right comeback, anyway. 231 00:13:06,836 --> 00:13:08,269 Are you insane? 232 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:10,825 ''Jerk store'' would have smoked that guy. 233 00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:13,591 Smoked him, l say. 234 00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:16,595 Oh, Jerry, listen. 235 00:13:17,156 --> 00:13:19,750 l saw the rest of that movie, The Other Side of Darkness. 236 00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,872 The coma lady wakes up at the end. 237 00:13:22,276 --> 00:13:26,588 Oh, l wanted to see that. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 238 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,990 l didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma. 239 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:34,511 l didn't know it was possible not to know that. 240 00:13:34,676 --> 00:13:36,792 How was Eric Roberts as the husband? 241 00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:38,514 Oh, unforgettable. 242 00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:42,589 l gotta find Elaine. You know, she's gonna pull my plug. 243 00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:50,910 What? ''Betrayed''? 244 00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:53,074 Oh, Vincent, l'm so sorry. 245 00:13:53,236 --> 00:13:56,308 Hey, hey, listen, Elaine, l changed my mind about the whole coma thing. 246 00:13:56,476 --> 00:13:57,875 Yeah, l decided l'm up for it. 247 00:13:58,036 --> 00:14:00,596 Kramer, do you have any idea what you've done? 248 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,553 Excuse me. 249 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,594 What are you doing? 250 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,066 Vincent stopped making picks. 251 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,707 Well, how am l gonna know what movies to see? 252 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:15,106 We have a wide variety of Gene picks. 253 00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:16,914 Gene's trash. 254 00:14:17,076 --> 00:14:18,748 l'm Gene. 255 00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:24,069 Hi. 256 00:14:25,796 --> 00:14:28,515 Milos, l can assure you, l had no intention of telling anyone... 257 00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:31,190 ...about your unbelievably bad tennis playing. 258 00:14:31,356 --> 00:14:37,272 Thank you, but unfortunately, l have much larger problems to fry. 259 00:14:37,756 --> 00:14:41,795 My wife, she has no respect for Milos anymore. 260 00:14:42,156 --> 00:14:45,353 l guess that's a risk you run when you dabble in the flesh trade. 261 00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:49,590 Patty, she-- She loves tennis as much like l do. 262 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:55,114 Would you--? Will you let me beat you in tennis? 263 00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:59,155 That is the only way l can show her that l'm still a man. 264 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,511 l'll do it as long as there's no other girls around. 265 00:15:01,676 --> 00:15:04,144 l mean, l wanna be a man too. 266 00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:06,989 So you hurt Vincent's feelings? 267 00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:09,388 Look what came in the mail today. 268 00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:11,228 What's this? 269 00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:15,105 lt's the play button off his VCR. 270 00:15:17,196 --> 00:15:20,347 Boy, look how far back it goes. lt's like a tooth. 271 00:15:21,636 --> 00:15:24,708 So guess where Mr. Ocean Phone turned up. 272 00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:27,185 He's working for Firestone in Akron, Ohio. 273 00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:28,755 -Ohio? -Yup. 274 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:31,384 l'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning. 275 00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:34,675 You're flying to Akron just to zing a guy? 276 00:15:35,276 --> 00:15:37,312 Don't you understand? lt's not about him. 277 00:15:37,476 --> 00:15:40,832 To have a line as perfect as ''jerk store'' and to never use it. 278 00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:42,429 l couldn't live with myself. 279 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:46,145 See, there are no jerk stores. 280 00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:49,196 lt's just a little confusing, is all. 281 00:15:49,356 --> 00:15:53,554 lt's smart. lt's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. 282 00:15:53,716 --> 00:15:57,265 And l'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience. 283 00:15:58,996 --> 00:16:01,112 Not you. 284 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,191 Oh, these brittle bones. 285 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,746 How I long to be rid of the pain. 286 00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:16,631 -Hello. -Elaine, it's Vincent. 287 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:20,755 Vincent. Where are you? l have to meet you. 288 00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:23,794 No, I can't bear to have anyone see me. 289 00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:28,825 Vincent, listen, l won't judge you the way everyone else does. 290 00:16:28,996 --> 00:16:34,514 You're strange and beautiful and sensitive. 291 00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:37,869 -Now, let's have a look at you. -All right. 292 00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:41,073 But can you bring me a few things from the store? 293 00:16:41,236 --> 00:16:43,545 I haven't been out in a while. 294 00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:51,065 Well, go around, you bunch of crazies. 295 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:53,704 Maniacs are gonna get us all killed. 296 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:56,065 Hi, can l help you? 297 00:16:56,236 --> 00:16:58,306 Oh, yeah, yeah, l'm Cosmo Kramer. 298 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,592 Yeah, l had an appointment to annul my living will. 299 00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:04,749 Oh, Mr. Kramer, you had a 1 0:30 appointment. lt's 2:00. 300 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,749 Mr. Shellbach had a tennis lesson. He's gone for the day. 301 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:26,229 -Too good. -Another game for Milos! 302 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,269 You're on fire today. 303 00:17:29,436 --> 00:17:32,269 Hey, Patty, look at this guy. He's awful. 304 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,234 He's not a man, this Jerry. 305 00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:37,307 He's not even married like l am. 306 00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:40,184 Hey, Milos, l don't mind rolling over here... 307 00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:43,234 ...but could you lighten up on the '' not a man'' stuff? 308 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:48,186 Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. 309 00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:52,349 He can't handle this. He cries like a woman. 310 00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:07,792 Hello? Vincent? 311 00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:10,074 Elaine? 312 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:12,670 l got what you asked. 313 00:18:12,836 --> 00:18:14,747 Just leave it and go. 314 00:18:14,996 --> 00:18:16,827 Well, can l come in? 315 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,907 No, go away, now. 316 00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:23,832 No, no, Vincent, l.... Oh, don't shut me out. 317 00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:27,625 l just-- l know you feel what l feel. 318 00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:30,629 -Excuse me, can l help you? -Oh, damn it. 319 00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:34,035 -l'm here to see Vincent. -Well, l'm his mother. 320 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,393 -Vincent, what's going on here? -No, my acne! 321 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,673 Acne? 322 00:18:40,836 --> 00:18:42,713 What do you have here? 323 00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:46,710 Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks. 324 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,551 What kind of a sick woman brings this to a 1 5-year-old? 325 00:18:50,716 --> 00:18:54,470 We have the same taste in movies. 326 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,547 Did he send you part of our VCR? 327 00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:09,552 Vincent? 328 00:19:19,596 --> 00:19:22,110 Look at the big baby. 329 00:19:22,276 --> 00:19:25,268 Hey, big baby, are you wetting yourself? 330 00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:28,109 Maybe it is time for you to be changed. 331 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:32,191 l told you to cut it out. 332 00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:36,908 Come on, what are you doing? 333 00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:40,264 The baby got lucky on that one. 334 00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,149 Shellbach. Hey. 335 00:20:02,356 --> 00:20:03,994 Racket? 336 00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:25,956 So, George, you're proposing a Snow Tire Day at Yankee Stadium? 337 00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:28,307 As long as they don't throw them on the field. 338 00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:31,115 Help yourself to some shrimp. l brought enough for everybody. 339 00:20:31,276 --> 00:20:33,073 l have to say, this-- 340 00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:35,426 This proposal doesn't make a whole lot of sense. 341 00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:36,790 Well, you never know. 342 00:20:36,956 --> 00:20:39,186 Let's see how many l can fit in my mouth. 343 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,030 You know, George... 344 00:20:43,396 --> 00:20:46,627 ...the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp. 345 00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:51,188 Oh, yeah, Reilly? 346 00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:56,391 Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you. 347 00:20:58,036 --> 00:21:01,824 What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller. 348 00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:13,268 Yeah? Well, l had sex with your wife. 349 00:21:23,796 --> 00:21:25,787 His wife's in a coma. 350 00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:37,707 Hi. How's he doing? 351 00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:39,707 He's been sleeping a lot. He's still groggy. 352 00:21:40,836 --> 00:21:42,952 l thought a movie might cheer him up. 353 00:21:43,116 --> 00:21:45,630 -l got him a Gene pick. -What happened to Vincent? 354 00:21:46,036 --> 00:21:49,187 l'm kind of off of him. 355 00:21:49,356 --> 00:21:51,074 Outlet? 356 00:22:13,956 --> 00:22:15,912 '' My wife's in a coma.'' 357 00:22:16,396 --> 00:22:22,312 Yeah? Well, the life-support machine called and.... Stupid. 358 00:22:24,396 --> 00:22:29,345 Wait. Yes. That's what l should have said. 359 00:22:34,116 --> 00:22:38,507 You're meat, Reilly! You just screwed yourself!