1 00:00:05,302 --> 00:00:08,135 You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge? 2 00:00:08,582 --> 00:00:10,698 -You don't say. -Manslaughter. 3 00:00:10,862 --> 00:00:12,580 Literally, the slaughter of a man. 4 00:00:12,742 --> 00:00:14,380 -Sounds brutal, doesn't it? -Heinous. 5 00:00:14,542 --> 00:00:17,898 Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder. 6 00:00:18,222 --> 00:00:20,213 So you think we should change the name. 7 00:00:20,382 --> 00:00:24,694 Yes, l do. How about '' inadvertent life-ending''? 8 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:26,941 '' Unintentional snuff-out.'' 9 00:00:27,102 --> 00:00:29,662 How about '' l can't believe it's not murder''? 10 00:00:34,222 --> 00:00:38,101 Oh, boy, l was up till 4 in the morning watching that Omen trilogy. 11 00:00:38,302 --> 00:00:40,691 -That's good stuff. -The devil? Forget about it. 12 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:42,500 Well, he was the devil's son, right? 13 00:00:42,662 --> 00:00:46,496 -l thought he was the devil's helper. -He's pretty scary for a helper. 14 00:00:47,782 --> 00:00:50,296 l can't keep doing this to myself. l'm exhausted. 15 00:00:50,462 --> 00:00:52,100 Can't you grab a nap at work? 16 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:54,935 Not with that big glass window looking out onto the hall. 17 00:00:55,102 --> 00:00:56,535 And l love a good nap. 18 00:00:56,702 --> 00:00:59,136 Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed. 19 00:00:59,302 --> 00:01:00,940 -l'll see you. -Bye. 20 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:04,060 -What are you doing now? -Gonna take a stroll through the park. 21 00:01:04,222 --> 00:01:05,575 With a gentleman caller? 22 00:01:05,742 --> 00:01:07,972 Yes, his name is Hal. 23 00:01:08,142 --> 00:01:10,815 Walking date's good. You don't have to look at the person. 24 00:01:10,982 --> 00:01:12,938 lt's the next best thing to being alone. 25 00:01:14,102 --> 00:01:15,251 -Hey, hi. -Hi. 26 00:01:15,422 --> 00:01:17,572 -Shower? -Oh, pool. 27 00:01:17,942 --> 00:01:19,534 l just swam 200 laps. 28 00:01:19,702 --> 00:01:21,135 You are kidding. 29 00:01:21,502 --> 00:01:24,812 Yeah, look at those babies, huh? They're prunes. 30 00:01:24,982 --> 00:01:26,893 You know, l saw Conrad going to your place. 31 00:01:27,062 --> 00:01:30,134 Yeah, that's right. Those new kitchen cabinets. How's that coming? 32 00:01:30,302 --> 00:01:32,691 Slow. l gotta hold this guy's hand on every decision. 33 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:34,853 Kramer, listen. You've seen The Omen, right? 34 00:01:35,022 --> 00:01:37,138 What exactly was that kid? 35 00:01:37,302 --> 00:01:38,781 Oh, Damien? 36 00:01:38,942 --> 00:01:43,174 Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid. 37 00:01:45,502 --> 00:01:49,131 George, have you seen that American League directory? 38 00:01:49,302 --> 00:01:51,338 lt's a big green book. 39 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:55,614 -Right here. -Thanks, kiddo. 40 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,418 You know Twinkies aren't cooked? 41 00:02:11,582 --> 00:02:13,493 lt looks cooked. lt's dark on the bottom. 42 00:02:13,662 --> 00:02:15,732 That's just the way it is. lt's a substance. 43 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,779 Well, l don't care. They're delicious. 44 00:02:17,942 --> 00:02:20,581 -You wanna sit down? -Oh, l don't sit on park benches. 45 00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:22,698 -They're very bad for the back. -Really? 46 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:25,774 l threw my back out 1 5 years ago. Ever since, l've been careful. 47 00:02:25,942 --> 00:02:27,739 l buy my furniture at an ergonomic store. 48 00:02:27,902 --> 00:02:31,099 Oh, those places have the stupidest names. 49 00:02:31,262 --> 00:02:33,332 Like-- Like Back in Business... 50 00:02:33,502 --> 00:02:35,970 ...or Good Vertebrations. 51 00:02:36,142 --> 00:02:38,736 Not this one. lt's called the Lumbar Yard. 52 00:02:43,582 --> 00:02:46,176 Hey, Jerry. Jerry, are you okay with this hinge? 53 00:02:46,342 --> 00:02:48,139 -Yeah. -l can get you any kind you want. 54 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,452 Four holes, two holes, bronze, no hinge at all. 55 00:02:50,622 --> 00:02:53,216 You know, why don't we just go with the one in your hand? 56 00:02:53,742 --> 00:02:55,733 -Well, these are different. -Drop one. 57 00:02:56,622 --> 00:02:58,533 Left. 58 00:03:01,622 --> 00:03:04,773 Jerry, look at my eyes. 59 00:03:04,942 --> 00:03:07,137 A little less beady today. 60 00:03:07,302 --> 00:03:09,179 Because l'm refreshed. 61 00:03:09,342 --> 00:03:12,095 l finally found a way to sleep in my office. 62 00:03:12,262 --> 00:03:13,695 Under the desk, huh? 63 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:16,501 l lie on my back, l tuck in the chair, l'm invisible. 64 00:03:16,662 --> 00:03:17,936 Sounds like a cool fort. 65 00:03:18,702 --> 00:03:21,136 Hey, Jerry, do you want a flat edge on this molding... 66 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,815 ...or do you want me to bevel it? 67 00:03:22,982 --> 00:03:26,099 -l'll tell you what l'd like to do with it. -Hey, Conrad, is it? 68 00:03:26,262 --> 00:03:28,696 Conrad, Connie or Con. Whatever you prefer. 69 00:03:29,222 --> 00:03:30,416 Let me ask you a question. 70 00:03:30,582 --> 00:03:33,460 Could you expand the space underneath a desk... 71 00:03:33,622 --> 00:03:35,613 ...you know, give it a little more headroom? 72 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,659 George, he's kind of tied up here. 73 00:03:37,822 --> 00:03:39,540 What? lt would have to be a night job. 74 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:42,091 -You normally work after dinner? -There is no normal. 75 00:03:42,262 --> 00:03:45,572 Whatever Jerry wants. He wants me here late, l'm late. Early, l'm early. 76 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:48,620 Why don't you just work on George's project for a while. 77 00:03:48,782 --> 00:03:50,295 Whatever you want. 78 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:53,978 So how was Wednesday in the park with Hal? 79 00:03:54,622 --> 00:03:57,659 lt was okay. He's coming over later to watch a movie. 80 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:00,211 Hey, listen, what's better for your back: 81 00:04:00,382 --> 00:04:03,692 The couch cushions or a folding chair? 82 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:05,454 l don't know. 83 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:09,340 Maybe we'll just stand and watch the TV. 84 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:12,614 l gotta go. Somebody's at my door. 85 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,811 -Yeah? -Delivery. 86 00:04:18,822 --> 00:04:20,096 -Elaine Benes? -Yeah. 87 00:04:20,262 --> 00:04:22,173 We're from Lumbar Yard. Got your mattress. 88 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,330 Mattress? l didn't order a mattress. 89 00:04:25,502 --> 00:04:27,254 Who sent this? 90 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,457 '' Hal Kitzmiller''? 91 00:04:34,062 --> 00:04:39,341 You think it might be possible to add a little shelf, like, for an alarm clock? 92 00:04:39,502 --> 00:04:41,015 What, about maybe that big? 93 00:04:41,182 --> 00:04:42,854 -l don't know, like this? -Like that? 94 00:04:43,022 --> 00:04:44,216 -Like that. -l can do that. 95 00:04:44,382 --> 00:04:45,735 Great. 96 00:04:46,622 --> 00:04:49,136 You know, this could sound crazy... 97 00:04:49,342 --> 00:04:52,891 ...but what do you think about adding a drawer for, like, a blanket? 98 00:04:53,182 --> 00:04:54,934 -Blanket or a quilt? -Blanket. 99 00:04:55,102 --> 00:04:56,694 -About that thick? -Maybe like this. 100 00:04:56,862 --> 00:04:57,897 -Like that? -Like that. 101 00:04:58,062 --> 00:05:00,417 -lf that's what you want. -That's what l want. 102 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,413 Hey, George, do you want this cup holder--? 103 00:05:03,582 --> 00:05:05,891 Want it mounted on the left, the right, the middle? 104 00:05:06,062 --> 00:05:07,734 Whatever. 105 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:17,260 This is unbelievable. 106 00:05:17,422 --> 00:05:19,219 This is better than my bed at home. 107 00:05:19,382 --> 00:05:21,293 All right. lt's been a long night. 108 00:05:21,462 --> 00:05:22,895 You go home and get some sleep. 109 00:05:23,062 --> 00:05:25,576 -lf that's what you want. -That's what l want. 110 00:05:30,782 --> 00:05:33,854 -Morning, George. -Morning, Mr. Wilhelm. 111 00:05:42,302 --> 00:05:44,532 -l got pool problems, Jerry. -What happened? 112 00:05:44,702 --> 00:05:46,693 Well, l had been swimming for three hours... 113 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:50,138 ...and l was in a real groove, so l decided to keep going. 114 00:05:50,302 --> 00:05:52,418 But at 1 0, they start the aquacise. 115 00:05:52,582 --> 00:05:55,415 Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. 116 00:05:55,582 --> 00:05:59,814 lt was like l was swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine. 117 00:05:59,982 --> 00:06:03,418 -Well, how long did that last? -Half-hour. Then diving class started. 118 00:06:03,582 --> 00:06:05,732 Well, that got a little messy. 119 00:06:06,862 --> 00:06:08,853 l gotta find a new place to swim... 120 00:06:09,022 --> 00:06:11,013 ...because that pool can't hold me, Jerry. 121 00:06:11,742 --> 00:06:13,812 -How was the movie? -l cancelled. 122 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:17,099 Hal sent a mattress to my apartment. 123 00:06:17,262 --> 00:06:19,378 -The nerve of that guy. -Why? 124 00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:21,260 He's got a back problem. 125 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,982 You think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay? 126 00:06:24,462 --> 00:06:26,054 After one date. 127 00:06:26,222 --> 00:06:29,055 -What's that guy's last name again? -Kitzmiller. 128 00:06:29,382 --> 00:06:31,054 Oh, that's right. 129 00:06:32,262 --> 00:06:33,980 What are you gonna do with the mattress? 130 00:06:34,142 --> 00:06:35,336 l don't know, chuck it? 131 00:06:35,502 --> 00:06:37,094 Oh, wait, no, no, no. l'll take it. 132 00:06:37,262 --> 00:06:39,457 Yeah, come over. See if it'll fit in my bedroom. 133 00:06:39,622 --> 00:06:41,897 -Oh, all right. -Yeah, my old one sprung a leak. 134 00:06:42,062 --> 00:06:43,734 -You have a waterbed? -Sand. 135 00:06:43,902 --> 00:06:45,494 lt's like sleeping on a beach. 136 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:47,976 -Hey. -Hi, Con. 137 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:49,621 Jerry, l'm sorry l'm late. 138 00:06:49,782 --> 00:06:51,898 George and l, we've been up all night long. 139 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:54,292 l can make up the time to you any number of ways. 140 00:06:54,462 --> 00:06:57,420 How about this? Finish this thing up today. 141 00:06:57,582 --> 00:07:00,574 -Couple questions for you. -No, no more questions. 142 00:07:00,742 --> 00:07:03,700 Just figure it out for yourself and get it done. 143 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:07,491 All right, Jerry, but l can figure it out by myself any way you want. 144 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:10,779 Just do it. 145 00:07:14,262 --> 00:07:17,060 Costanza. Where's Costanza? 146 00:07:18,302 --> 00:07:19,371 Have you seen Costanza? 147 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:20,736 l've seen him around. 148 00:07:20,902 --> 00:07:24,292 He was humming this song yesterday. l can't seem to get it out of my head. 149 00:07:24,462 --> 00:07:25,895 l gotta know the name of that. 150 00:07:26,062 --> 00:07:28,576 She's a heartbreak er A love-tak er 151 00:07:28,742 --> 00:07:31,381 Brubak er run this prison lik e a man 152 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:33,976 Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy. 153 00:07:34,142 --> 00:07:36,815 Well, you know what? l'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy. 154 00:07:36,982 --> 00:07:38,654 What is this, People? 155 00:07:39,222 --> 00:07:41,577 ''The Most Beautiful People'' People. 156 00:07:41,742 --> 00:07:44,973 Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh? 157 00:07:49,182 --> 00:07:51,093 Elaine, you're taking this the wrong way. 158 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,456 That's not what l intended. 159 00:07:52,622 --> 00:07:54,772 Well, what did you intend, Hal? 160 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,615 l just wanted you to have the comfort and support you deserve. 161 00:07:57,782 --> 00:08:00,296 That's why l had the mattress custom designed for you. 162 00:08:00,462 --> 00:08:01,895 Custom designed? 163 00:08:02,062 --> 00:08:05,213 They adjust the foam density and the spring tension to your body type. 164 00:08:05,382 --> 00:08:08,101 l estimated your height and weight: 5'8'', about 1 1 0 pounds? 165 00:08:10,302 --> 00:08:14,693 Oh, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. 166 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:17,422 -So you do like the mattress? -l love it. 167 00:08:17,582 --> 00:08:21,621 l'm glad l kept it. 168 00:08:23,942 --> 00:08:25,773 Over there, that's Brooklyn. 169 00:08:25,942 --> 00:08:27,295 That's where Spike Lee lives. 170 00:08:29,982 --> 00:08:33,372 Hey, there's a man swimming in the water. 171 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:38,702 No, that's probably just a dead body, son. 172 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:41,899 You see, when the mob kills someone, they throw the body in the river. 173 00:08:46,022 --> 00:08:47,250 Hey, Jerr. 174 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:49,056 -Hey, buddy. -Hey. 175 00:08:49,222 --> 00:08:51,133 Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. 176 00:08:51,302 --> 00:08:53,975 l just found myself miles and miles of open lanes. 177 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:57,100 -What is that smell? -That's East River. 178 00:08:57,982 --> 00:08:59,813 -You're swimming in the East River? -Yeah. 179 00:08:59,982 --> 00:09:01,256 The most heavily-trafficked... 180 00:09:01,422 --> 00:09:03,936 ...overly-contaminated waterway on the Eastern Seaboard? 181 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:06,821 Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage. 182 00:09:07,782 --> 00:09:09,579 How could you swim in that water? 183 00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:11,573 l saw a couple of other guys out there. 184 00:09:11,742 --> 00:09:13,539 -Swimming? -Well, floating. 185 00:09:13,702 --> 00:09:16,580 They weren't moving much, but they were out there. 186 00:09:37,462 --> 00:09:38,690 Hey, Kramer. It's Elaine. 187 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:40,500 Thanks for bringing my mattress back... 188 00:09:40,662 --> 00:09:43,779 ...and l guess l'll just get my spare key from you whenever. 189 00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:45,739 All right. Bye. 190 00:09:49,262 --> 00:09:51,492 Oh, this is a good mattress. 191 00:09:59,462 --> 00:10:02,295 Where is this guy? l've been waiting for three and a half hours. 192 00:10:02,462 --> 00:10:05,022 Should l go? No way, Jack. 193 00:10:05,502 --> 00:10:07,538 l'm not humming it at the record store again. 194 00:10:07,702 --> 00:10:09,977 -Mr. Steinbrenner? -That's what they call me. 195 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:13,134 -Your grandchildren are here. -Oh, well, send them in. 196 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,497 -Send the tykes in. -Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa. 197 00:10:15,662 --> 00:10:17,175 Hey, you little kids. 198 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:19,731 Who are you people? Come here. Come here. 199 00:10:19,902 --> 00:10:22,370 How about a ride on the Stein-pony express? Get up here. 200 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,851 What's your name, shorty? Mel? Are you Mel? 201 00:10:27,982 --> 00:10:29,859 -Hello. -Jerry, Jerry. 202 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,331 l'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner's in the room. 203 00:10:32,502 --> 00:10:34,857 -You gotta help me. -Who is this? 204 00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:37,331 -Jerry. -Hi. 205 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:40,300 Go away. Bye-bye. Get away. 206 00:10:40,462 --> 00:10:44,899 -Hi, l'm Brian. -Beat it, Brian. Beat it. Beat it. 207 00:10:45,382 --> 00:10:47,020 Why don't you just have him paged? 208 00:10:47,182 --> 00:10:49,332 They'll see the extension's coming from my-- 209 00:10:49,502 --> 00:10:52,380 Back off. Come on. 210 00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:55,376 Would you do something? 211 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,861 Call in a bomb threat. 212 00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:59,297 A bomb threat? Why would l call in a bomb threat? 213 00:10:59,462 --> 00:11:01,180 Just call. 214 00:11:01,342 --> 00:11:04,857 -l think l should have some reason. -Jerry! 215 00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:09,940 You kids are up on all the new tunes. Tell me if this rings a bell: 216 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,411 Heartbreak er Love-tak er 217 00:11:12,582 --> 00:11:15,142 Shoemak er Won't you fix my shoes for free? 218 00:11:15,302 --> 00:11:17,020 Anything? Shorty? Girl? 219 00:11:17,182 --> 00:11:20,299 Mr. Steinbrenner, we received a call. There's a bomb in the building. 220 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,975 -Thank God. -A bomb in the building? 221 00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:25,100 Oh, my God. Quick, everybody under the desk. 222 00:11:28,662 --> 00:11:30,539 Can you imagine what went through my mind... 223 00:11:30,702 --> 00:11:32,852 ...when l saw there wasn't room under that desk... 224 00:11:33,022 --> 00:11:34,375 ...for me and my babies? 225 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,620 -l'm sorry, sir. -You know what l think? 226 00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:39,616 -l think you knew about that bomb. -What? 227 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,374 You had a premonition about the bomb. 228 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:43,180 You climbed under because you have ESP. 229 00:11:43,342 --> 00:11:45,697 Quick, George, put a thought in my mind. 230 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:49,420 Meatballs, huh? Unbelievable. You're a wonder, George. 231 00:11:51,182 --> 00:11:55,255 Anyway, this terrorist had a very specific demand. 232 00:11:55,422 --> 00:11:57,492 No more cheap adjustable hats for Hat Day. 233 00:11:57,662 --> 00:12:00,051 He wants fitted hats just like the players wear. 234 00:12:03,382 --> 00:12:05,850 -Jerry. Jerry. -Yeah. 235 00:12:08,022 --> 00:12:09,614 What the hell is this? 236 00:12:09,782 --> 00:12:11,977 -Where are you? -Over here. 237 00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:13,655 You can see right through here. 238 00:12:14,782 --> 00:12:17,933 What is this? lt's like you're selling movie tickets back here. 239 00:12:18,102 --> 00:12:19,854 l think it's kind of cozy. 240 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:24,217 All right. You are not gonna believe what Kramer did to my mattress. 241 00:12:24,382 --> 00:12:27,055 l can't-- l can't talk to you like this. 242 00:12:29,502 --> 00:12:33,097 So Kramer completely funked up my mattress. 243 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,054 Does it smell like the East River? 244 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,055 Yes, it does. How did you know? 245 00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:40,782 Kramer's been swimming laps between the Queensboro Bridge... 246 00:12:40,942 --> 00:12:44,059 -...and the Brooklyn Bridge. -Oh, great! 247 00:12:47,822 --> 00:12:51,019 Oh, man, l'm on the wrong floor again. 248 00:12:52,782 --> 00:12:54,181 Hey. 249 00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:56,981 Thanks for ruining my mattress. lt reeks. 250 00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:59,975 Hey, you know what l think it is? l think it's that East River. 251 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,260 l think it might be polluted. 252 00:13:05,342 --> 00:13:09,096 Well, you really did it to me this time, Seinfeld. 253 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,572 What the hell happened here? 254 00:13:15,742 --> 00:13:17,141 -Hey. -Hey. 255 00:13:17,502 --> 00:13:20,778 -Look how obtrusive it is. -lt is obtrusive, isn't it? 256 00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:23,376 -lt's very obtrusive. -l don't think it's that bad. 257 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:26,773 -Well, can l get a stool in here? -No, the stools go over there. 258 00:13:26,942 --> 00:13:29,900 No, no, no, that's no good. l'm leaving. 259 00:13:30,062 --> 00:13:33,498 Yeah, l'm with stinky. l'm going back to my place. 260 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:42,054 Fitted Hat Day? That's what you asked Steinbrenner for? 261 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,100 Hey, they're actually doing the fitted hats? Cool. 262 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:49,899 Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day. Me. 263 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,622 -Hey, look at you. -Yeah, look at me. 264 00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:57,060 Now, l gotta figure out the different head sizes of 59,000 different people. 265 00:13:57,222 --> 00:13:59,656 What if a pinhead shows up? l gotta be on top of that. 266 00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:02,336 No knockoffs. l want the ones like the real players wear. 267 00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:05,371 Forget the fitted hats! l'm not doing it! 268 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,739 And you're gonna call Steinbrenner back and cancel the whole thing! 269 00:14:08,902 --> 00:14:12,212 -Could you at least get a hat for me? -Fine. What size? 270 00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:14,452 -Seven and five-eighths. -Seven and five-eighths! 271 00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:16,931 -Why are you shouting? -l don't know! lt's this place. 272 00:14:17,102 --> 00:14:19,457 l'm very uncomfortable here. 273 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:22,816 So you're liking the mattress? 274 00:14:22,982 --> 00:14:24,495 Oh, l'm loving it. 275 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,414 You know, we should... 276 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,970 ...get going. 277 00:14:29,742 --> 00:14:32,540 -What is that smell? -What smell? 278 00:14:34,422 --> 00:14:37,095 l think it's the mattress. Did something happen to it? 279 00:14:37,262 --> 00:14:41,653 No, no. Oh, you know what that is? 280 00:14:43,022 --> 00:14:47,618 l went clamming the other day and l forgot to hose off my boots. 281 00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:51,218 -Clamming? -Yeah, l clam and scallop. 282 00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:52,895 l clam and scallop. 283 00:14:56,622 --> 00:14:58,852 Yes, yes, come in. Come in. 284 00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,377 Sir, l just got a call from the terrorist. 285 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:03,498 l told him to call here, if you have a moment. 286 00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:06,654 Costanza, let me ask you something. ls it '' Fe-bru-ary'' or '' Feb-uary''? 287 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,132 Because l prefer '' uary,'' and what is this rule? 288 00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:13,410 Let me put that on speaker phone for you, sir. 289 00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:16,655 -Hello, bomber? -Yeah, this is the terrorist bomber. 290 00:15:16,822 --> 00:15:19,097 You know, Costanza is busting his hump on those hats. 291 00:15:19,262 --> 00:15:22,140 Yeah, you know, about those hats, l think maybe l changed my mind. 292 00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:24,133 You don't want them? They're gone. Goodbye. 293 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,532 -Good thinking, sir. -Now, what do you want instead? 294 00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:28,374 -What? -Well, you're the terrorist. 295 00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:29,895 You gotta want something. 296 00:15:30,302 --> 00:15:32,372 It would be nice if you called tick et-holders... 297 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,055 ... if a game is gonna be rained out. 298 00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:36,258 All right, George, you can handle that. 299 00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:37,736 What the hell are you doing? 300 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:40,575 We have to stand tough. That's why l had to hang up the phone. 301 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,619 When someone's unstable, don't stir the pot. 302 00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:45,342 Know what l'll do? Run around the stadium, closing windows. 303 00:15:45,502 --> 00:15:46,776 That's what l'm doing, pal. 304 00:15:46,982 --> 00:15:50,019 And l'll tell you something else: l am very nervous! 305 00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:54,697 l liked that stuffed-crust pizza, cheese-in-crust pizza. 306 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,057 -lt's just more cheese. -Let me tell you something. 307 00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,339 lt'll be years before they find another place to hide cheese on a pizza. 308 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,617 -Kramer. -Oh, hey. 309 00:16:01,782 --> 00:16:03,693 Hi. Oh, this is Hal. 310 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,011 Hal, Kramer. Kramer, Hal. 311 00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:06,820 Hal... 312 00:16:06,982 --> 00:16:07,971 ...Langerhans. 313 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,298 -Kitzmiller. -Yeah, Kitzmiller. 314 00:16:10,462 --> 00:16:12,214 -That's right. -You taking a dip? 315 00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:15,658 -Oh, l'm dipping. -That smell? 316 00:16:15,822 --> 00:16:17,414 Well, listen l gotta get to the pier. 317 00:16:17,582 --> 00:16:19,891 Ferry traffic gets really bad around 4:30, but.... 318 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,053 Look, l still got your key to your apartment... 319 00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:24,782 ...and l'll give it back to you as soon as l can. 320 00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,581 Baby. 321 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,580 Lunch. 322 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:09,660 -Kramer. -Hey. 323 00:17:10,222 --> 00:17:13,259 -Can l talk to you a minute? -Yeah, sure, sure. 324 00:17:14,302 --> 00:17:15,815 -Oh, boy. -Kitzmiller. 325 00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:18,179 That's it. 326 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:23,018 -You and Elaine are pretty close. -Oh, we go back a ways. 327 00:17:23,182 --> 00:17:25,013 And you've.... 328 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:26,934 How do l put this? 329 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,300 -You've been in her bed. -That's right. 330 00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:32,456 But this isn't still going on? 331 00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:35,011 No, no, no, she put a stop to that. 332 00:17:36,462 --> 00:17:37,781 That's all l needed to know. 333 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,852 So you actually swim in this thing? 334 00:17:41,022 --> 00:17:44,492 Oh, yeah. Exercises every muscle in the body. 335 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,095 lt's great for the back. 336 00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:48,332 Great for the back. Right. 337 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:52,131 Four hours in this chop, and l'm a full inch taller. 338 00:17:55,222 --> 00:17:57,019 Giddyup. 339 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:01,772 Heartbreak er Brubak er 340 00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:04,855 Hey, hey, George, l remember that tune. George? 341 00:18:05,062 --> 00:18:06,814 George? 342 00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:08,540 What's that ticking? 343 00:18:14,142 --> 00:18:16,576 Fire in the hole! 344 00:18:18,102 --> 00:18:21,651 l can't believe the Lumbar Yard wouldn't pick this up. 345 00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:34,935 Okay. 346 00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:43,261 -You want it back the way it was? -Yeah, that's right. 347 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,220 You know, l don't get you, Seinfeld. 348 00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:47,942 You want something one day. The next day you don't like it. 349 00:18:48,102 --> 00:18:50,093 l mean, come on, man. Make a decision. 350 00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:52,660 One second. 351 00:18:54,142 --> 00:18:56,178 -Hello. -Jerry, you gotta help me. 352 00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:57,900 l threw my back out. 353 00:18:58,062 --> 00:18:59,290 So just lie down. 354 00:18:59,462 --> 00:19:02,056 l am lying down. 355 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:06,773 l am trapped under a funky mattress. 356 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,979 You gotta go get a doctor... 357 00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:13,738 ...or at least come over and roll this thing off of me. 358 00:19:14,342 --> 00:19:16,333 All right. l'll be right there. 359 00:19:17,342 --> 00:19:19,173 Conrad, l gotta go. 360 00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:21,651 Stay, go. Whatever. 361 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,820 -Hey, Kramer. -What's going on? 362 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:29,974 l told my chiropractor how swimming in the river made my back feel. 363 00:19:30,142 --> 00:19:31,860 He recommended it to all his patients. 364 00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:36,059 Step aside. 365 00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:43,330 He just sunk like a stone, didn't he? 366 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,974 -Sir, l'm sure it's not a bomb. -Don't be so brave, George. 367 00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:53,053 You mess with them. They're messing with you. 368 00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:55,019 All right, boys, send it in. 369 00:19:58,622 --> 00:20:00,374 Wait. What's that thing straight ahead? 370 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,612 ls that's anything? ls that Mothra? 371 00:20:04,022 --> 00:20:06,411 Let's check the desk. That's where l heard the ticking. 372 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,971 Search each of those drawers, starting with the top one. 373 00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:20,540 lt's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? 374 00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:22,772 Looks like there's more compartments underneath. 375 00:20:22,942 --> 00:20:24,898 Compartments underneath? Probably where it is. 376 00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:26,973 Okay, boys, let it rip. 377 00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:34,057 l'll tell you what, starting tomorrow, no more desks. 378 00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:36,497 Just a Lucite table and four legs. 379 00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:44,171 Hey! Hey, watch where you're kicking! 380 00:20:45,102 --> 00:20:47,058 You people find your own river! 381 00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:49,019 -Jeez! -l'm so sor-- 382 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,934 -Kramer. -Elaine. 383 00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:53,662 Hi. l am loving this. 384 00:20:53,822 --> 00:20:55,574 Hey, l'll meet you at the coffee shop. 385 00:20:55,742 --> 00:20:57,573 -Yeah? -Yeah. 386 00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:10,698 Hey, Connie. Jerry around? 387 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:13,052 No, and l prefer Conrad. 388 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,134 So l heard what happened to the desk. 389 00:21:16,302 --> 00:21:19,339 There was something so reassuring about that cozy little space. 390 00:21:19,502 --> 00:21:22,733 Yeah, well, whatever. See you. 391 00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:26,981 Back to normal. 392 00:21:27,142 --> 00:21:29,610 Not bad for 4000 bucks. 393 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,493 Can't believe l got the low-fat.