1 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:06,287 l can't believe the Yankees fired me. 2 00:00:06,449 --> 00:00:09,202 Well, you had a good run. You took them to the World Series. 3 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:12,078 l gotta give the players most of the credit for that. 4 00:00:12,489 --> 00:00:16,084 Don't sell yourself short. You made flight arrangements, hotels, buses. 5 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:18,319 No, l don't know who was doing that. 6 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:21,447 So when you actually did work, what is it that you did? 7 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:25,523 l'll tell you, they had a pastry cart you wouldn't believe. 8 00:00:25,849 --> 00:00:27,601 Here we go. 9 00:00:27,769 --> 00:00:29,521 Your latte. 10 00:00:29,689 --> 00:00:31,361 Your cappuccino. 11 00:00:34,609 --> 00:00:35,883 Maybe l should ask her out. 12 00:00:36,409 --> 00:00:38,798 -She is a good waitress. -lt's true. 13 00:00:38,969 --> 00:00:41,927 -Maybe l'll take her to the Tonys. -You're going to the Tonys? 14 00:00:42,089 --> 00:00:45,047 Yeah, l wrote some jokes for the show and they gave me two tickets. 15 00:00:45,209 --> 00:00:48,246 Why didn't you ask me? l know a million theatre jokes. 16 00:00:48,409 --> 00:00:52,846 What's the deal with those guys down in the pit? 17 00:00:53,249 --> 00:00:56,047 They're musicians. That's not a joke. 18 00:00:56,209 --> 00:00:58,803 lt's a funny observation. 19 00:01:00,689 --> 00:01:02,202 Severance package? 20 00:01:02,369 --> 00:01:05,202 The Yankees are giving me three months' full pay for doing nothing. 21 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,758 They did it for three years. What's another few months? 22 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:10,079 l'm gonna do something with these three months. 23 00:01:10,249 --> 00:01:12,365 -Like what? -l'm gonna read a book... 24 00:01:12,529 --> 00:01:14,599 ...from beginning to end, in that order. 25 00:01:14,769 --> 00:01:16,361 l've always wanted to do that. 26 00:01:16,529 --> 00:01:18,804 -l'm going to play Frolf. -You mean golf? 27 00:01:18,969 --> 00:01:23,247 Frolf. Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee. 28 00:01:24,169 --> 00:01:25,443 This is gonna be my time. 29 00:01:25,609 --> 00:01:29,238 Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. 30 00:01:29,409 --> 00:01:33,721 l proclaim this ''The Summer of George.'' 31 00:01:45,529 --> 00:01:47,599 And then Peterman ate it. 32 00:01:47,769 --> 00:01:49,521 l never told him. 33 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,002 -Who is that? -That's Sam... 34 00:01:56,169 --> 00:01:57,443 ...the new girl in Accounting. 35 00:01:57,609 --> 00:02:00,885 What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis. 36 00:02:01,049 --> 00:02:02,402 She walks like an orangutan. 37 00:02:02,569 --> 00:02:04,400 Better call the zoo. 38 00:02:06,809 --> 00:02:08,481 What? 39 00:02:08,649 --> 00:02:10,844 Catty. 40 00:02:14,769 --> 00:02:17,329 lt's like she's carrying invisible suitcases. 41 00:02:17,489 --> 00:02:19,286 -Like this? -Yes, exactly. 42 00:02:19,449 --> 00:02:21,201 -That is so strange. -Right. 43 00:02:21,369 --> 00:02:24,122 So why am l the one who gets: 44 00:02:24,289 --> 00:02:26,439 l mean, they were being just as catty as l was. 45 00:02:26,609 --> 00:02:28,361 lt's a double standard. 46 00:02:28,529 --> 00:02:32,317 Oh, and what about ladies' night? Women admitted free before 1 0? 47 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:35,599 That is so stupid. 48 00:02:37,769 --> 00:02:39,600 Hey, The White Shadow is on. 49 00:02:40,129 --> 00:02:42,165 Boy, you're really packing it all in. 50 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:46,563 Jerry, my vacation has just started. l need a day or two to decompress. 51 00:02:46,729 --> 00:02:48,720 -Besides, l did plenty today. -Like what? 52 00:02:48,889 --> 00:02:51,449 l bought a new recliner with a fridge built right into it. 53 00:02:52,729 --> 00:02:55,118 Hey, Jerry, you got any TUMS? 54 00:02:55,289 --> 00:02:57,519 -Stomach ache? -l drank too much water in the shower. 55 00:02:57,849 --> 00:02:59,760 Top of the fridge. 56 00:03:00,289 --> 00:03:02,723 Hey, George, l'm taking that waitress to the Tonys. 57 00:03:02,889 --> 00:03:05,562 -Shadow. -Oh, the Tonys? 58 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:07,287 l'll see you there, buddy. 59 00:03:07,449 --> 00:03:09,485 -You're going to the Tonys too? -Roger that. 60 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:11,879 -Where are you sitting? -Well, all over the place. 61 00:03:12,049 --> 00:03:14,688 l'm a seat-filler. They don't like to see empty seats on TV. 62 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:17,841 Somebody gets up, l park my caboose in their spot until they get back. 63 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:20,284 -How did you get that job? -Mickey, he hooked me up. 64 00:03:20,449 --> 00:03:22,644 -Yeah, he's a member of the academy. -What academy? 65 00:03:22,809 --> 00:03:24,765 Well, he didn't say. 66 00:03:29,849 --> 00:03:30,918 -Hi. -Hi. 67 00:03:31,089 --> 00:03:33,922 -Nice tuxedo. -Thanks. lt's a breakaway. 68 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,886 -Should we go? -Absolutely. 69 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,121 -Lyle, we're going. -All right. 70 00:03:39,289 --> 00:03:40,563 Jerry, this is Lyle. 71 00:03:41,049 --> 00:03:44,166 -Hey, how you doing? -Okay. 72 00:03:44,329 --> 00:03:45,648 Bye. 73 00:03:48,209 --> 00:03:50,643 -Have a good time. -Thanks... 74 00:03:51,489 --> 00:03:53,002 ...Lyle. 75 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,837 Are you leaving? Because l got you covered. 76 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,722 l'll just go ahead and get in there. 77 00:04:04,969 --> 00:04:08,803 Just a minute. What are you doing? 78 00:04:08,969 --> 00:04:11,278 My job. What are you doing? 79 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:19,044 They catch the two of us on TV, you might have a little explaining to do. 80 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:26,326 -So you and Lyle are roommates? -No. 81 00:04:28,089 --> 00:04:29,807 -Gay? -What? 82 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:33,120 -ls he gay? -No. 83 00:04:34,329 --> 00:04:35,842 Are you sure? 84 00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:38,400 l think l would know. 85 00:04:41,009 --> 00:04:43,239 This is a new one. 86 00:04:43,809 --> 00:04:46,528 Turkey jerky? Go ahead, take a pull. 87 00:04:47,569 --> 00:04:49,127 More for me. 88 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:58,242 And the Tony for best musical is awarded to Scarsdale Surprise. 89 00:04:58,929 --> 00:05:01,204 Lewis Maxtone-Graham, Douglas Ewing... 90 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,929 ...Benjamin London, Polly Kennedy, producers. 91 00:05:20,289 --> 00:05:22,325 -Kramer? -Thank you and bless you all. 92 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:26,323 This truly has been a Scarsdale Surprise. 93 00:05:33,609 --> 00:05:34,962 Elaine, am l crazy? 94 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:37,040 l just get the feeling that... 95 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:40,804 ...Dugan and the others are making fun of me all the time. 96 00:05:41,529 --> 00:05:46,000 Well, you might wanna think about maybe... 97 00:05:46,169 --> 00:05:49,525 ...moving your arms a little when you walk. 98 00:05:49,689 --> 00:05:50,963 My arms? 99 00:05:51,129 --> 00:05:53,324 You know, sort of swing them... 100 00:05:53,489 --> 00:05:59,121 ...so you're not lurching around, you know, like a caveman. 101 00:06:01,009 --> 00:06:02,158 l'm a caveman? 102 00:06:02,649 --> 00:06:04,719 No, no, no, it's just that-- 103 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:08,325 Everyone told me what a catty shrew you were. 104 00:06:08,489 --> 00:06:09,808 You're horrible. 105 00:06:14,649 --> 00:06:15,843 She had a dude? 106 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,159 When l went to pick her up, there was this dude. 107 00:06:18,329 --> 00:06:21,207 -How do you know it was her dude? -lt could've been just some dude? 108 00:06:21,369 --> 00:06:23,087 Dudes in this town are a dime a dozen. 109 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,080 -l reckon. -Or maybe... 110 00:06:25,249 --> 00:06:27,126 ...she just wanted to go to the Tonys. 111 00:06:27,289 --> 00:06:29,757 l tell you what. Ask her out again. No Tony, just Jerry. 112 00:06:29,929 --> 00:06:32,318 That way you know if the dude is her dude or some dude. 113 00:06:32,489 --> 00:06:34,798 -Dude. -Yeah. 114 00:06:34,969 --> 00:06:37,802 All right, that's enough. l gotta go home and take a nap. 115 00:06:37,969 --> 00:06:39,197 lt's 1 0:30 in the morning. 116 00:06:39,369 --> 00:06:41,360 What can l tell you, l'm wiped. 117 00:06:41,529 --> 00:06:44,839 So has the Summer of George begun, or are you still decomposing? 118 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:47,126 Decompressing. 119 00:06:49,049 --> 00:06:53,679 Well, good morning, gentlemen, and Tony says hello to you. 120 00:06:53,849 --> 00:06:56,443 -You didn't give that thing back? -Jerry, it was a whirlwind. 121 00:06:56,609 --> 00:06:59,999 They whisk us backstage. The media is swarming. 122 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,478 Champagne is flowing. 123 00:07:02,649 --> 00:07:04,958 l can't describe how great it is to win. 124 00:07:05,129 --> 00:07:06,767 That's because you didn't win. 125 00:07:06,929 --> 00:07:08,328 Scarsdale Surprise. 126 00:07:08,489 --> 00:07:11,526 That's the musical about the Scarsdale diet doctor murder. 127 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:16,479 Featuring the mind-blowing performance of Miss Raquel Welch. 128 00:07:16,649 --> 00:07:18,002 You haven't even seen it. 129 00:07:18,169 --> 00:07:21,559 Oh, Jerry, l'm not gonna let you bring me down off this high. 130 00:07:21,729 --> 00:07:23,162 l've been partying all night. 131 00:07:23,329 --> 00:07:25,320 l saw the sun rise at Liza's. 132 00:07:25,729 --> 00:07:27,799 -Minnelli's? -No. 133 00:07:30,729 --> 00:07:34,563 Sam, listen. l am so sorry about the other day. 134 00:07:34,729 --> 00:07:36,959 No, don't apologize, Elaine. 135 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:40,838 l was thinking that maybe l should swing my arms a little bit more. 136 00:07:41,449 --> 00:07:44,168 See, yeah, l mean, that's all l was saying. 137 00:07:44,329 --> 00:07:46,047 How's this? 138 00:07:47,369 --> 00:07:50,645 Or this? Or this? 139 00:07:50,809 --> 00:07:54,484 -Or this? Or this? -Well... 140 00:07:54,649 --> 00:07:56,719 ...you seem to be getting the hang of it. 141 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,202 -Hi. -Sorry, l'm running late. 142 00:08:02,369 --> 00:08:05,088 -l just lost track of time. -No rush. 143 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,247 Hey, Jerr, what's up? 144 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:12,043 l have absolutely no idea. 145 00:08:16,609 --> 00:08:19,487 Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town... 146 00:08:19,649 --> 00:08:22,163 ...while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes? 147 00:08:22,409 --> 00:08:24,877 Do they make swaddling clothes for adults? 148 00:08:25,049 --> 00:08:27,438 lt's like she's put the role of boyfriend into two jobs. 149 00:08:27,609 --> 00:08:29,327 Except the dude's playing the showroom... 150 00:08:29,489 --> 00:08:31,559 ...and l'm stuck doing food and beverage. 151 00:08:31,729 --> 00:08:33,526 -Hey. -Who's that? 152 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:35,998 -lt's Kramer. -Hey, Kramer. 153 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:38,922 -George says hi. -Hi, George. 154 00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:40,568 How's that Tony? 155 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,447 Why don't you just come over here? 156 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,247 Why can't l do this on the phone? 157 00:08:44,409 --> 00:08:46,969 -What's Kramer doing now? -He's looking in the refrigerator. 158 00:08:47,129 --> 00:08:50,565 Kramer. Anything good in there? Any Popsicles? 159 00:08:50,729 --> 00:08:52,003 l cannot do this. 160 00:08:52,169 --> 00:08:54,444 -So, what's George doing? -He's not doing anything. 161 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,402 Goodbye. 162 00:08:57,369 --> 00:09:00,042 l'm gonna grab a bite to eat at Sardi's. You wanna go? 163 00:09:00,209 --> 00:09:01,927 Are you taking the Tony to Sardi's? 164 00:09:02,089 --> 00:09:04,922 The Tony is taking me to Sardi's. 165 00:09:07,569 --> 00:09:09,844 Oh, hello. 166 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:12,569 -Well, l'm going. -Congratulations. 167 00:09:12,729 --> 00:09:16,404 Well, thank you. Thank you so much. 168 00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:19,527 l have so many people l want to thank. l don't want to forget anyone. 169 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,998 All right. All right. 170 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:25,203 l said no. 171 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:30,960 Jerry, l just want to let you know Lyle and l are completely over. 172 00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:32,528 l'd rather be with you. 173 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:37,285 Just me? No dudes or fellers? 174 00:09:37,449 --> 00:09:40,043 -What do you think? -l can start right away. 175 00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:42,880 -But not here. -I'm not here. Leave a message. 176 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,482 Jerry, what's happening? 177 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:47,527 Jerry, come on, pick up the phone. 178 00:09:49,329 --> 00:09:53,038 So l said to him, ''Arthur, Artie, bubele... 179 00:09:53,609 --> 00:09:56,521 ...why does the salesman have to die? Change the title. 180 00:09:56,689 --> 00:10:00,967 The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see.'' 181 00:10:01,129 --> 00:10:02,642 Excuse me, Mr. Kramer. 182 00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:05,687 My name is Lewis Maxtone-Graham. 183 00:10:05,849 --> 00:10:08,921 l'm one of the producers of Scarsdale Surprise. 184 00:10:09,089 --> 00:10:12,081 Oh, hey. Yeah. Lew! 185 00:10:12,249 --> 00:10:13,921 We need to talk. 186 00:10:17,609 --> 00:10:19,725 Elaine, what did you want to talk to me about? 187 00:10:19,889 --> 00:10:22,323 This. My office. 188 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,844 Sam trashed my office. 189 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:27,807 Well, l see what's going on here. 190 00:10:27,969 --> 00:10:31,757 l am smack-dab in the middle of a good old-fashioned catfight. 191 00:10:31,929 --> 00:10:34,966 Mr. Peterman, this is not a catfight. 192 00:10:35,129 --> 00:10:39,520 This is violent, psychotic behaviour, directed at me... 193 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:42,328 ...all because l told her to swing her arms. 194 00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:46,162 Do you mean: 195 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:49,480 Yes, that's the one. Good day, Elaine. 196 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:53,324 Oh, no, please, Mr. Peterman. She's crazy. 197 00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:57,207 Crazy for feeling 198 00:10:57,369 --> 00:11:02,602 So lonely 199 00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:07,363 l can't believe how much we did this afternoon. 200 00:11:07,529 --> 00:11:09,645 l have a friend, today would be his whole life. 201 00:11:09,809 --> 00:11:12,482 Now, what time are you picking me up tonight? 202 00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:14,640 You got reservations at Sfuzzi, didn't you? 203 00:11:14,809 --> 00:11:16,720 Oh, yeah, Sfuzzi. l gotta do that. 204 00:11:16,889 --> 00:11:19,119 -Should l wear the outfit l bought? -Sure. 205 00:11:19,289 --> 00:11:22,964 -Which one? -The one with the: 206 00:11:23,129 --> 00:11:24,881 lf l'm gonna get my hair cut, l better go. 207 00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:26,960 Call me when you get home. l won't be there... 208 00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:28,562 ...but leave a message so l know. 209 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,923 Okay. Okay. 210 00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:33,562 -Do you mind? -No, l'll grab them, yeah. 211 00:11:36,249 --> 00:11:38,319 Hey. l've done that today. 212 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,521 -What? Did you lose your remote? -No, cable's out. 213 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,078 -What's with you? You look dead. -lt's Lanette. 214 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,928 l need, like, an assistant or an intern or something. 215 00:11:48,489 --> 00:11:51,083 Relationship intern, huh? 216 00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:57,367 Hey, what if the two of us teamed up? 217 00:11:57,529 --> 00:12:00,089 -Not...? -No, no. 218 00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:01,762 -No, because that's-- -No. 219 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,999 Listen, we're always sitting here. 220 00:12:04,169 --> 00:12:05,682 l help you with your girl problems. 221 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:07,999 You help with my girl problems. Where do we end up? 222 00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:10,160 -Here. -Exactly, because neither one of us... 223 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,887 ...can handle a woman by ourselves. 224 00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:14,040 -l'm trying. -l've tried. 225 00:12:14,209 --> 00:12:15,437 We don't have it. 226 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,727 But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity... 227 00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:22,722 ...could do the job of one normal man. 228 00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:25,528 And each of us would only have to be, like, a half-man. 229 00:12:27,209 --> 00:12:30,007 That sounds about right. 230 00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:31,921 We understand how excited you are.... 231 00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:34,125 ..to have this very, very prestigious award. 232 00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:37,201 But you didn't have anything to do with the actual production. 233 00:12:37,369 --> 00:12:38,722 No. 234 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:42,484 l'm afraid there is no way we can allow you to keep this Tony. 235 00:12:43,169 --> 00:12:44,887 -What? -Unless-- 236 00:12:45,049 --> 00:12:47,199 -Anything. -Are you familiar with our star... 237 00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:50,327 -...Raquel Welch? -She's fantastic. 238 00:12:50,489 --> 00:12:51,888 She's a train wreck. 239 00:12:53,209 --> 00:12:54,767 There's a big tap-dance number... 240 00:12:54,929 --> 00:12:57,045 ...before Jean Harris leaves The Madeira School... 241 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,562 ...to confront Dr. Tarnower. 242 00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:00,879 -lt is a gut-wrenching scene. -Yes. 243 00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:04,681 But Raquel Welch doesn't move her arms when she tap dances. 244 00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:06,328 lt's very distracting. 245 00:13:06,489 --> 00:13:10,004 There is a lot of this...in tap dancing. 246 00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:13,047 So you'd like me to teach her how to dance? 247 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,769 No, we want you to fire her. 248 00:13:23,249 --> 00:13:25,205 Why do they want you to fire Raquel Welch? 249 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,007 Because they're terrified of her. 250 00:13:27,169 --> 00:13:28,887 l heard they cut one of her lines. 251 00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:31,119 She climbed up a rope on the side of the stage... 252 00:13:31,289 --> 00:13:33,928 ...and started dropping lights on people's heads. 253 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:36,080 A story like that's gotta be true. 254 00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:39,042 She seems very nice. 255 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,722 Jerry, you're not in show business. 256 00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,561 You don't know what these people are like. 257 00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:45,687 -l'm in show business. -Oh, come on. 258 00:13:47,249 --> 00:13:49,285 What am l gonna do? She's gonna eat me alive. 259 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,168 l got a tape of Fantastic Voyage, if you think that'll help. 260 00:13:52,329 --> 00:13:53,318 l'll take it. 261 00:13:53,849 --> 00:13:58,923 Jerry, that crazy straight-arm woman down at Peterman's trashed my office. 262 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:02,718 And then listen to this. This is the message she left me. 263 00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:06,484 Elaine, I am going to find you. 264 00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:09,880 If not in your office, then in the X erox room... 265 00:14:10,089 --> 00:14:13,445 ... or the small conference room next to the kitchen, or the kitchen. 266 00:14:13,609 --> 00:14:16,407 l mean, she must have a blueprint of the building or something. 267 00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:18,878 -Did you tell Peterman about this? -Well, l tried. 268 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:21,119 But he thought it was some sort of a catfight. 269 00:14:21,289 --> 00:14:22,722 Catfight? 270 00:14:23,569 --> 00:14:25,719 Okay. Why? Why do guys do this? 271 00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:28,727 What is so appealing to men about a catfight? 272 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,402 Catfight. 273 00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:37,684 Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other... 274 00:14:37,849 --> 00:14:40,409 ...there's a chance they might somehow kiss. 275 00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:46,048 -You got the tickets? -Yeah. 276 00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:48,325 Two for the 7: 1 5 of Lenore's Promise. 277 00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,081 What, are you wearing a green sweater? 278 00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:51,443 -l like it. -Lanette doesn't. 279 00:14:51,609 --> 00:14:53,247 Here's your blue one. lt's her favourite. 280 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:55,127 -What? -Just put it on. 281 00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:58,520 All right. Now, remember she got her nails done today... 282 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,759 ...so remark on how you like the colour. 283 00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:02,885 And if you need me, you beep me. All right? 284 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,687 Here, here. There you go. There you go. 285 00:15:04,849 --> 00:15:06,441 All right. 286 00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:08,918 -Go get them. You're a tiger! -Hey, George, one second. 287 00:15:09,089 --> 00:15:11,842 She's having a party Friday. She wants me to do the invitations. 288 00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:14,318 A little notice would have helped. How many people? 289 00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:17,526 Thirty-five. And, George, on the invitations-- 290 00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:19,247 Yeah, l know. Don't skimp. Go, go. 291 00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:22,401 Right on time. l like that. 292 00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:25,037 l like your nails. That is a great colour. 293 00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:28,246 -Love the sweater. -This old thing? 294 00:15:29,769 --> 00:15:31,600 Hi, l need some party invitations. 295 00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:34,078 Okay. Have you been in here before? 296 00:15:34,649 --> 00:15:37,880 About a year ago. Wedding invitations. 297 00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:40,649 Right. How did that all work out? 298 00:15:41,489 --> 00:15:43,241 No complaints. 299 00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:49,603 Well, they're arranged according to price, and as l recall.... 300 00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:54,638 Actually, l'll take these nice, glossy ones. 301 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,847 You are a fraud, Dr. Tarnower. 302 00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:00,165 You haven't even been to Scarsdale. 303 00:16:02,249 --> 00:16:04,399 -Miss Welch. Hi. -Who are you? 304 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,966 Well, l'm Cosmo Kramer. 305 00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:09,120 l'm one of the producers. 306 00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:12,839 Hello. Sidney. 307 00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:18,044 No. No, l told you l don't want to do that. 308 00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:22,168 lf you bring it up again, l'll feed your genitals to a wolf. 309 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,122 Kids. 310 00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:27,039 -You're still here? -Well, Miss Welch... 311 00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:32,078 ...l do need to talk to you about a little problem regarding your performance. 312 00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:35,120 -What kind of problem? -Well, it seems that... 313 00:16:35,289 --> 00:16:38,804 ...due to the vagaries of the production parameters... 314 00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:43,121 ...vis-à-vis the fragmenting of the audience, due to cable television... 315 00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:45,757 -...carnivals, water parks-- -Out with it. 316 00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:48,363 You're fired. You don't use your arms when you tap dance. 317 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,167 You're like a gorilla. l gotta go. 318 00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:58,681 A little help? 319 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:00,168 -Hey, Frolf? -Yeah. 320 00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:03,287 You know, we need a fourth for the back nine. You want in? 321 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,968 What's the deal with airplane peanuts? 322 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,238 -Yeah, sure. -Come on. 323 00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:15,368 Well, l'm ready. 324 00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:17,485 Let's towel it up. 325 00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:20,489 Jerry, where are those invitations you were supposed to get? 326 00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,958 lf they don't go out today, they're useless. 327 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,642 But we're in towels. 328 00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:27,448 -Jerry. -All right, one second. 329 00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:33,125 He Frolfs...he scores! 330 00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,244 -Hello. -George, where are those invitations? 331 00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:42,639 You were supposed to leave them with her doorman. 332 00:17:42,809 --> 00:17:45,528 -Did you shave your chest hair? -No. 333 00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:50,122 Did you at least pick them up? 334 00:17:50,289 --> 00:17:52,644 Yeah, yeah, super glossy, the best they had. 335 00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:54,242 Well, get them over here pronto. 336 00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:55,683 We're at towels here, George. 337 00:17:55,849 --> 00:17:58,124 All right. All right. Keep your towel on. 338 00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:01,159 -What? -lt's a joke. 339 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:04,048 All right. That's not bad. Now get over here. 340 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:15,445 --if not in your apartment, then in the laundry room... 341 00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:18,806 ... or the ATM in the building across the street... 342 00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:21,039 ... or the watch shop! 343 00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:24,406 Can't you do anything about this? l mean, this woman is a psycho. 344 00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:30,597 Look, just because l'm a woman doesn't mean-- 345 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,604 l don't move my arms when l dance? 346 00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:36,327 That's my signature. 347 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,040 Would you just keep an eye out for this woman? 348 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:41,086 She's about, l don't know, yay high... 349 00:18:41,249 --> 00:18:45,288 ...and she doesn't swing her arms when she walks. 350 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:48,247 -What do you mean? -Like this: 351 00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:54,405 What the hell is that? Are you making fun of my dancing? 352 00:18:55,289 --> 00:18:56,847 Aren't you Raquel Welch? 353 00:18:57,009 --> 00:19:00,046 You know who l am. Now, what are you doing? 354 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:03,599 Nothing. l just wasn't moving my arms. 355 00:19:04,249 --> 00:19:06,763 That's it. You're going down. 356 00:19:07,569 --> 00:19:09,525 Catfight. 357 00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:14,404 So how's George? 358 00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:16,639 l don't know. They won't tell me anything. 359 00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,083 What's that? 360 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:21,760 Tony. 361 00:19:22,889 --> 00:19:25,278 -What happened to you? -Raquel Welch. 362 00:19:29,449 --> 00:19:32,247 -What happened to you? -Raquel Welch. 363 00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:34,560 -The woman is a menace. -Yeah. 364 00:19:34,729 --> 00:19:38,165 l bumped into her on the street. lt got pretty ugly. 365 00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:42,361 A catfight with Raquel Welch. 366 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,244 My God, George. 367 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,924 l slipped on the invitations. 368 00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,598 -How's the towels? -They're back on the rack. 369 00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:57,841 -Even with the two of us? -l think we're still a man short. 370 00:19:59,289 --> 00:20:01,439 Mr. Costanza... 371 00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:08,081 ...your legs have sustained extensive trauma. 372 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:12,887 Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy... 373 00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:16,007 ...due to a period of extreme inactivity. 374 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:20,080 But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck... 375 00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:25,369 ...l think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again. 376 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,601 Well, that's good news. 377 00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:36,046 Wow, invitations again. 378 00:20:37,209 --> 00:20:39,769 Yeah, that's weird. 379 00:20:41,769 --> 00:20:44,158 All right. Well.... 380 00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:47,278 -You want to grab some coffee? -Yeah, coffee. 381 00:20:47,449 --> 00:20:49,440 -l'd like to get some coffee. -Okay. 382 00:20:55,729 --> 00:20:58,880 This was supposed to be the Summer of George. 383 00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:02,644 The Summer of George. 384 00:21:16,089 --> 00:21:17,807 Summer of George. 385 00:21:17,969 --> 00:21:19,322 -Swing them. -Swing them. 386 00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:22,003 -Right? Okay? -Sort of swing. 387 00:21:26,729 --> 00:21:29,004 Swing them. 388 00:21:30,529 --> 00:21:31,723 Just swing them. 389 00:21:31,889 --> 00:21:35,723 l can't do it. Okay? lt's hard. 390 00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:38,405 -Come on. Okay? -Here we go. 391 00:21:38,569 --> 00:21:42,164 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-- 392 00:21:44,329 --> 00:21:46,638 There's still a little summer left.