1 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:07,650 George, you're not really handicapped, are you? 2 00:00:08,380 --> 00:00:10,291 I've had my difficulties. 3 00:00:11,180 --> 00:00:13,375 I saw you running down Amsterdam Avenue... 4 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:17,328 ...lifting that 200-pound motorized cart with one hand. 5 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,572 Mr. Thomassoulo, during times of great stress... 6 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:23,095 ...people are capable of superhuman strength. 7 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:24,409 Have you ever seen... 8 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,411 - ... The Incredib/e Hu/k, sir? - No. 9 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:29,652 How about the old Spider-Man live- action show? 10 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:32,778 George, I realize that we've signed a one- year contract with you. 11 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:36,455 But at this point, I think it's best if we both go our separate ways. 12 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,973 I don't understand. 13 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:40,813 We don't like you. We want you to leave. 14 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,733 Clearer. 15 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,848 - So you're staying at Play Now? - Why not? 16 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:51,580 The pay is good, I got dental and private access... 17 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:54,698 ...to one of the great handicapped toilets in the city. 18 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:57,454 But they know you're not handicapped. Aren't you ashamed? 19 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:59,053 They're the ones that should be. 20 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:00,858 They signed me to a one- year contract. 21 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:04,774 As long as I show up for work every day, they have to pay me. 22 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,612 - Hey. - Hello. 23 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:08,850 Hello, Elaine. 24 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,537 - What's that? - It's just his stupid thing. 25 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:14,009 Well, I'm sure it's stupid. 26 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,694 It's not about me, is it? 27 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:18,090 - No. - Not at all. 28 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,615 - Tell me. - All right. 29 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,691 - You know this girl Claire I'm seeing? - Yeah. 30 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,090 He and I started joking that when she falls asleep... 31 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:27,649 ...her stomach stays awake all night and talks to me. 32 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,334 - How's it talking? - Well, the bellybutton's like a mouth. 33 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,730 I'm bored. 34 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:35,095 Talk to me. 35 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:39,094 Oh, I gotta start taking these "stupid" warnings more seriously. 36 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:42,213 - Hey, look who's here. Puddy. - My Puddy? 37 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:46,134 - We broke up. - And yet he continues to live. 38 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:48,733 Hey, Benes. 39 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,299 - How are you? - I'm doing great. 40 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:51,688 Great. 41 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:55,100 - See you. - Well, that's it. 42 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:56,773 You two are back together. 43 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,532 - What? - The bump-into. 44 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,009 The bump-into, always leads to the backslide. 45 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:04,775 David and I will not be getting back together. 46 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:07,374 Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. 47 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,292 You can't do it in one push. 48 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:13,248 You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. 49 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,614 That's beautiful. 50 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:17,731 What about you? You were even engaged... 51 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,492 ...and you cut it off just like that. 52 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,732 That's different. I had no feelings for those people. 53 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,538 But you, you'll backslide. 54 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:26,053 - You wanna bet? - Stakes? 55 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:27,733 - Fifty. - Dollars? 56 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,572 - All right. Witness? - Witness. 57 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:30,775 - Done. - Percentage? 58 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,532 - No. - No. 59 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:38,098 - So I'll call you tonight? - Yeah. 60 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,534 What's wrong with the belt? 61 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:43,090 At the movies last night, I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled wildly... 62 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:46,332 ...and the buckle kind of banged against the side of the urinal... 63 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,979 ...so that's it. 64 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:50,859 - So you're insane. - Oh, yes. Quite. 65 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:55,176 - Hello. - Of course, it's a sliding scale. 66 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:56,978 See you later. 67 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:59,809 - Hello. - Hello. 68 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:07,097 Look at this: They're redoing the Cloud Club. 69 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:09,012 The restaurant on the Chrysler Building? 70 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:11,569 - Good idea. - Of course it is. It's my idea. 71 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:14,732 I conceived this whole project two years ago. 72 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,733 Which part? The " renovating the restaurant you don't own" part... 73 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:21,290 ...or "spending the 200 million you don't have" part? 74 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,969 I come up with these things, I know they're gold... 75 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:25,732 ...but nothing happens. You know why? 76 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:28,414 No resources, skill, talent, ability, brains...? 77 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,218 No. No time. 78 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:31,859 It's all these menial tasks. 79 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:35,092 Laundry, grocery shopping, coming in here and talking to you. 80 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:39,412 Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment? 81 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:42,612 I could ballpark it. 82 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,417 Hello. 83 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:49,409 Here we go. Now she comes in. My whole day is shot. 84 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,051 I called you last night. Where were you? 85 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:55,417 I went out with a friend. 86 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:58,617 - George? - No. No. No. 87 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,771 Well, I was here. That's everyone. 88 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:09,413 Are those the same shoes as yesterday's? 89 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,730 You know, I wear these shoes all the time. 90 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:16,688 Your hair, it's somewhat depoofed. 91 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,532 Oh, it's the new look, you know? 92 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,577 Heroin chic. 93 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,619 Wait a second. 94 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,133 - What's going on here? - Nothing. 95 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,779 Nothing! 96 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,051 You're wearing the same clothes as yesterday. 97 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,569 - You saw Puddy. - Oh, hoochie- moochie. 98 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:39,012 - Game over. Pay up. - No. 99 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:41,011 It was an isolated sexual incident. 100 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,933 - We are not back together. - Then what do you call it? 101 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,295 People don't just bump into each other and have sex. 102 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,654 This isn't Cinemax. 103 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,292 It was no big deal, okay? 104 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:53,179 We fooled around, then we went out, grabbed a little dinner. 105 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,137 Dinner? That's it. 106 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,858 - What? - You're all the way back. 107 00:04:57,820 --> 00:04:59,697 Sex, that's meaningless. I can understand. 108 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,657 Dinner, that's heavy. That's an hour. 109 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:06,298 2.9- Percent financing on a Toyota one- ton. 110 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:08,212 That was my idea too! 111 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,616 - Good morning. - Go to hell. 112 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:18,090 - Hi, Alice. That's a nice dress. - Don't even look at me. 113 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:20,694 - Hey, Glenn. - Go to hell. 114 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,932 Heard that one already. 115 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:29,577 So that's the bedroom. Here's the bathroom. 116 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:32,049 You need to familiarize yourself with the kitchen. 117 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:34,814 Yeah, go ahead and look through some of the drawers. 118 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:41,373 - And you are...? - Oh, hey, I'm Darin. I'm new here. 119 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,368 Yeah, that's Jerry. You don't have to worry about him. 120 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,930 Why don't you go and get started on that mail? 121 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,852 - Right. - Okay, good. 122 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,812 He's a go-getter. 123 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:54,729 - Who's he? - My intern from NYU. 124 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:59,735 You remember my corporation, Kramerica Industries? 125 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,731 - All right. - Yeah, well apparently... 126 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,175 ...NYU is very enthusiastic about their students... 127 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:07,332 ...getting some real-world corporate experience. 128 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,776 But you only provide fantasy-world corporate experience. 129 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:13,170 Well, this'll really free up my time... 130 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,173 ...so I can focus on more important things, like my bladder system. 131 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,137 - All right, it's time to go. - No, Jerry. 132 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,178 - It's not for people. It's for oil tankers. - I know. 133 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,410 The idea is a rubber bladder inside the tanker... 134 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:26,299 ...so if it crashes, the oil won't spill out. 135 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,893 That is not a bad idea. 136 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:30,771 Now it's time to go. 137 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,254 - Hello? - He//o. 138 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,298 Hello. 139 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,372 - What's going on? - Siege mentality, Jerry. 140 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:42,939 They want me out of here. 141 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,409 They've downgraded me to some sort of a bunker. 142 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:47,252 I'm like Hitler's last days here. 143 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:50,253 - So you gonna leave? - Oh, no. I'm invigorated. 144 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:52,012 They'll never get me out. 145 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,659 I'm like a weed, Jerry. 146 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:55,970 I thought you're like Hitler in the bunker. 147 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:58,290 I'm a weed in Hitler's bunker. 148 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,377 I'm uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff. 149 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:01,734 I got another ca//. See you. 150 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,494 - Hello? - Hi, this is Darin from Kramer's office. 151 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:09,016 Mr. Kramer would like to schedule lunch with you at Monk's coffee shop. 152 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:14,098 - Really? When? - Ten minutes. 153 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:17,138 - Do you need directions? - No, I don't. 154 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,894 - I'll call back in five minutes to confirm. - Yeah, five. 155 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:23,376 - Hey. - Hey. So where's my money? 156 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,576 No money. I'm Puddy-free. 157 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:28,698 - So are we eating or what? - Oh, yeah, hold on. 158 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,734 Hello, Darin, this is Jerry from Jerry's office. 159 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:35,255 We're gonna be three for lunch. 160 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:37,331 What do you mean he's already left? 161 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,853 Hey, Elaine's gonna come with us. 162 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,373 - When did this happen? - Just... 163 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,258 Darin! 164 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:50,893 I am not ca//ing Puddy. 165 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,450 What did I do with my g/oves? 166 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:57,374 Oh, I bet I /eft them over at Puddy's. 167 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:00,338 I shou/d ca// him. I need those g/oves. 168 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,013 No, I better not. 169 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,772 I'// ca// him. 170 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:06,177 Oh, /ook at that. 171 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:08,570 There are the g/oves. I was just about to ca//. 172 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,571 And there they are. That's funny. 173 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,059 That's rea//y funny. 174 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,257 That is rea//y, rea//y funny. 175 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:18,936 You know who /oves funny stories? David Puddy. 176 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:21,814 Play Now's through playing. 177 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,811 They turned the heat way up in my office. 178 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:25,659 Tried to sweat me out. 179 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:28,698 Do you have to write all this stuff down? 180 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,657 Mr. Kramer's in a meeting with Mr. Lomez... 181 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:32,697 ...but he didn't wanna miss anything. 182 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,014 So how hot did it get? 183 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:39,092 I don't know, 120, 130. 184 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:42,775 Then they sent some guys in to sandblast for six hours. 185 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,215 Tomorrow, they're putting in asbestos. 186 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:47,971 I guess you can take anything but actual work. 187 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,653 Bring it on. 188 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:53,256 - Hello, Kramer. - Welcome. 189 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:56,448 I'm sorry. I couldn't get out of there. What did I miss? 190 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,259 After ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated... 191 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:02,139 ...on whether Iron Man wore some sort of undergarment... 192 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,892 ...between his skin and his iron suit. 193 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,459 I say he's naked under there. 194 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,895 - That makes a lot of sense. - Shut up. 195 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:11,257 Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point... 196 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,888 ...Mr. Costanza scooped ice from Mr. Seinfeld's drink... 197 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:16,654 ...with his bare hand, and used it to wash up. 198 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:19,539 And then Mr. Costanza then remarked to me: 199 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,971 "This never happened." 200 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,932 - What's so funny? - Oh, nothing. 201 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,332 What are you laughing about? Tell me. 202 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:40,539 All right, but this is really dumb, really stupid. 203 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:44,171 We've been doing this silly kind of voice. 204 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:49,095 - So is it fun humiliating me? - No, it's not you. It's your stomach. 205 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:53,333 He's talking with this funny, booming, jovial voice. 206 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,172 Hello. 207 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:57,296 - So you think I'm fat? - No, it... 208 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,734 Mr. Kramer says, "Hey, buddy." 209 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,653 We're in the middle of something. You mind coming back later? 210 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:04,050 - Sure. Should we set something up...? - Get out! 211 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:08,299 - I'm leaving too. - Nobody said you're fat. 212 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,052 He's a lovable character. 213 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,892 He's like the Kool-Aid guy. 214 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:15,416 - He is fat. - No. He's just a little bloated. 215 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:19,334 - Goodbye! - It's mostly water weight! 216 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,809 Boysenberry. Kid's still learning. 217 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,448 Mr. Kramer, the dean of my internship's on line two. 218 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,418 - She wants to set a meeting. - Yeah, well, nothing before noon. 219 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,818 - Line two? - Yeah, your phone is line one. 220 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,891 So the gloves were right by the phone? 221 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:37,778 That is pretty funny. 222 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:40,216 See? This is what Jerry doesn't understand. 223 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,574 We can see each other. 224 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:44,379 We can see each other, but it doesn't mean we're together. 225 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,770 No. I mean, I love just seeing you and having sex. 226 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:50,455 - Yeah. - Not having to do all that... 227 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:53,134 ...you know, work. - Well, either way... 228 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:56,212 - All that calling you and buying stuff. - David. 229 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:59,895 Hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal. 230 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,057 All right, that's it. 231 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,858 - We're back together. - Oh, no. 232 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,410 - Oh, yeah. - Look, Elaine, be reasonable. 233 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,130 Get those clothes off. You're spending the night. 234 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,449 - We're gonna cuddle. - What? 235 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,576 You heard me: Strip. 236 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,172 All right. 237 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,771 Okay. 238 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,451 All right. 239 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,455 Hello, Marjorie. George Costanza. 240 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:56,848 How are you, sweetheart? 241 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,773 Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? 242 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:03,774 Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'm in my office! 243 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,134 Thanks, dear. 244 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,737 Dean Jones, you wanted to talk to me? 245 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,216 I've been reviewing Darin's internship journal. 246 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,419 - Doing laundry? - Yeah. 247 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,460 Mending chicken wire? 248 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,135 High tea with a Mr. Newman. 249 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,052 I know it all sounds pretty glamorous... 250 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:25,018 ...but it's business as usual at Kramerica. 251 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:26,609 Far as I can tell... 252 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,578 ...your enterprise is a little more than a solitary man... 253 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:32,538 ...with a messy apartment, which may or may not have a chicken. 254 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:38,776 And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken. 255 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,456 I'm sorry, but we can't allow Darin to continue working with you. 256 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:46,533 Well, I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary. 257 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,894 Your fly's open. 258 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,530 You're sure you're not angry about last night? 259 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,849 No. I'm fine. 260 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:56,693 Just as long as you don't ever do that voice again. 261 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,088 - Never? - Never. 262 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,057 - What about if you're not around? - No. 263 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,780 I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice? 264 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,214 - That's right. - I can do that. 265 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,575 - What's your decision? - I don't know. 266 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:23,854 Hello. 267 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,338 Jerry, hi. 268 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,651 Hello. 269 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:50,613 - You broke up with her? Why? - So we could do the voice. 270 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:57,334 - What's the matter? - I think I'm getting tired of it. 271 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,219 I mean, is that all it does? Hello and? 272 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,848 It could do anything. It could be Spanish. 273 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,450 Hello. 274 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,771 I like the girl better than the voice. 275 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:12,694 Really? Hello. 276 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:15,090 - Still? - I told you. 277 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,699 All right, here you go. 278 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,054 Choke on it. 279 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,017 See. Never bet against the backslide. 280 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,774 - I knew you two would get back together. - Not for long. 281 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,249 - I'm breaking up with him. - Oh, I don't think so. 282 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,888 I've seen you together. You make each other miserable. 283 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,129 It's kismet. 284 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,938 - Double or nothing? - Done. 285 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,819 - Witness. - You're in there again? 286 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,540 I think Play Now is putting something in my food. 287 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,253 All right, I'm out of here. 288 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,294 What is this? 289 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:44,815 I don't know. I found them in your closet. 290 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,889 Since Darin left, I can't find anything. 291 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:54,656 He took all my clothes to some cleaners. I'm clueless. 292 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,651 - Is that clock right? - Yeah. 9:00. 293 00:14:57,820 --> 00:15:00,493 I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago. 294 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,735 Goodbye, Kramer. 295 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,937 Jerry, buddy, I gotta tell you something. That voice is played. 296 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,011 - Really? - So played. 297 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,733 I told you. 298 00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:22,490 Darin. What are you doing here? 299 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,776 The college cancelled the internship. 300 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,771 I don't care about the internship. 301 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,373 I care about Kramerica. 302 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,610 No, no, no. Kramerica is no more. 303 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,498 What about the tanker bladder system? 304 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,254 We were gonna put an end to maritime oil spills. 305 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,454 Probably. 306 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,377 Darin, you go home. Forget about Kramerica. 307 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,898 - Well, you're still here? - I haven't had time to leave. 308 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,733 Well, I haven't changed my mind. 309 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,610 You are a tenacious little monkey. 310 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,008 All right, I'll do it. 311 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,852 - Kramerica Industries lives. - Yes. 312 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,692 - Let's get to work. - Okay. 313 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,128 Let's see what Jerry's got to eat. 314 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:08,057 You win, George. We've had it. 315 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,688 You leave right now... 316 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:14,250 ...and Play Now will give you six-months' pay. 317 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,173 That's half of your entire contract. 318 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:20,218 Please, just go. 319 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,656 See, if I stay the whole year... 320 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,095 ...I get it all. - Wanna play hardball, huh? 321 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,693 Fine. 322 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,894 Attention, Play Now employees. 323 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:34,450 George Costanza's handicapped bathroom on the 16th floor... 324 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:38,852 ...is now open to all employees and their families. 325 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:43,896 - Well played. - I'll see you in hell, Costanza. 326 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,974 Claire, thanks for giving me a second chance. 327 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:53,497 Our relationship is certainly worth more than some silly, stupid voice. 328 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:54,615 Hold on one second. 329 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,135 - We don't wanna do the voice anymore? - Don't think so. 330 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,768 All right, we're back together again. Great. Bye- bye. 331 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,373 - Hey. - Trouble down at the plant? 332 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,973 It's a drum of oil. 333 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,859 Darin and I are finally gonna test my bladder system. 334 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,772 You have to drink that whole thing? 335 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,815 No, no, no. It's for oil tankers. 336 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,778 All I need to do is fill a rubber container with oil... 337 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,738 ...then drop it to see if it can withstand the impact. 338 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,618 I understand. 339 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,529 Would a giant rubber ball work? 340 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,093 Conceivably. 341 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,979 Well, Play Now has all kinds of different rubber balls. 342 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,655 Why don't we test your bladder system at my office? 343 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,412 - You're not. - Oh, yes, I am. 344 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,140 Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty. 345 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,177 Well, there's nothing dirtier... 346 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,137 ...than a giant ball of oil. 347 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,328 You wanna split a Reuben? 348 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,491 I don't think so, David. 349 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:52,979 We're through. 350 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:56,488 That's a nice sweater. 351 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,452 That was a doozy. 352 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,374 - Go again? - Book it. 353 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,973 Witness. 354 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:14,295 David, I know this hurts, but it's the way it has to be. 355 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,610 I'm gonna go get some popcorn. 356 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,970 - So how did it end? - They got away. 357 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,049 Listen, David, I've gotta run. Can you lend me 50 bucks? 358 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,369 Hey. 359 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,451 - Jerry, you bring the video camera? - Yeah. 360 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,973 I put a six-hour tape in. 361 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,450 That should cover the experiment, the arrest and most of your trial. 362 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,814 - I'll see you. - Yeah. 363 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:51,175 Oh, you might wanna stick around, Jerry. 364 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,171 Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong man... 365 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,808 ...to hire because he was fake handicapped. 366 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:57,814 I can't. I gotta meet Claire. 367 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,334 - You gave up the voice? - Yeah, that was stupid. 368 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,058 - Unless you're liking it again. - No. 369 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,811 - Darin? - Sorry, Mr. Seinfeld. 370 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:09,336 - Bathroom? - Hey, use mine. I'll let you in. 371 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,730 I thought it was open to the public. 372 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,218 I took care of that. 373 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,973 Xanadu. 374 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,213 No wonder you're putting in so many hours. 375 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,094 - May I? - I insist. 376 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,172 I'll fix us a drink. 377 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,819 I got it. 378 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:39,898 You know, Darin, if you had told me 25 years ago... 379 00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:41,812 ...that some day I'd be standing here... 380 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,050 ...about to solve the world's energy problems... 381 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,778 ...I would've said you were crazy. 382 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,489 Now, let's push this giant ball of oil out the window. 383 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,691 So check out my view. 384 00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,733 There's Claire. I better go down. 385 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:02,057 Hey, there's Kramer and Darin. 386 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,739 There's the giant ball of oil. 387 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,770 Claire's right underneath that thing. 388 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,738 Claire. Hello! 389 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,731 Hello! 390 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,652 Hello! 391 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,094 I don't believe this. 392 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:21,173 I'm not looking up, if you're going to do that voice. 393 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,012 Bombs away. 394 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,331 This is going to be a shame. 395 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,972 Hello. 396 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,448 Well, that didn't work. 397 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,568 Hey, how about this? 398 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,935 Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? 399 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,217 - Oh, that sounds interesting, sir. - Yeah. 400 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,495 Claire won her lawsuit against Play Now. 401 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:59,936 Gee, Play Now's filing for bankruptcy. 402 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,852 - Guess you're not going in anymore. - No. 403 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,533 - They're not paying you...? - No. 404 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,577 - So you're pretty much...? - Yeah. 405 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,528 Whatever happened to Darin? 406 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:12,489 Darin's going away for a long, long time. 407 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,698 Claire sure looked pretty funny all covered in oil like that. 408 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:22,615 Hello. I got beaned with a giant ball of oil. 409 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,816 I'm slippery as an eel. 410 00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:29,259 I'm just so glad it's back. 411 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,696 See? This is good. 412 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,179 This is the way it should be. 413 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:37,774 You know, why were we fooling ourselves? 414 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:39,259 We belong together. 415 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,012 Elaine, I wanna break up. 416 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,250 Nuts.