1 00:00:03,953 --> 00:00:06,183 I got no legroom back here. Move your seat forward. 2 00:00:06,353 --> 00:00:07,627 It's as far as it goes. 3 00:00:07,793 --> 00:00:10,990 There's a mechanism. You just pull it and throw your body weight. 4 00:00:11,153 --> 00:00:13,223 I pulled it, it doesn't go. 5 00:00:13,393 --> 00:00:16,749 If you want the legroom, say you want the room. Don't blame the mechanism. 6 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:20,189 All right, Dad, we're five blocks from the house. Sit sideways. 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,992 Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit like an animal. 8 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:25,667 Serenity now! Serenity now! 9 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:27,266 What is that? 10 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:29,389 Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. 11 00:00:29,553 --> 00:00:31,145 When my blood pressure gets too high... 12 00:00:31,313 --> 00:00:34,191 ...the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now." 13 00:00:34,553 --> 00:00:36,032 Are you supposed to yell it? 14 00:00:36,193 --> 00:00:38,184 The man on the tape wasn't specific. 15 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:41,628 What happened to the screen door? It blew off again? 16 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,749 I told you to fix that thing. 17 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,188 Serenity now! 18 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:55,142 I told Bobby and Lisa we'd try that new Chinese- Spanish place on Saturday. 19 00:00:55,313 --> 00:00:57,383 Thought we had tickets to the Knicks home opener. 20 00:00:57,553 --> 00:01:00,351 Well, I thought this would be more fun so I gave the tickets away. 21 00:01:00,513 --> 00:01:02,265 What? 22 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:04,105 All right, fine. 23 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:05,866 Are you mad at me? 24 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:10,106 No, I love a good Chinese- Spanish whatever it is. 25 00:01:10,273 --> 00:01:13,310 You know, I've never seen you mad. 26 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:14,428 I get peeved. 27 00:01:14,593 --> 00:01:16,106 - Mad. - Miffed. 28 00:01:16,273 --> 00:01:17,865 - Mad. - Irked? 29 00:01:18,593 --> 00:01:22,029 I would like to see you get really mad. 30 00:01:25,393 --> 00:01:27,031 Why does she want you to be mad? 31 00:01:27,193 --> 00:01:28,831 She says I suppress my emotions. 32 00:01:28,993 --> 00:01:30,665 So, what do you care what she thinks? 33 00:01:31,513 --> 00:01:33,231 Good body. 34 00:01:34,073 --> 00:01:36,382 She probably gets that impression because you're cool. 35 00:01:36,553 --> 00:01:39,829 You're under control. Like me. Nothing wrong with that. 36 00:01:40,313 --> 00:01:42,986 But I get upset. I've yelled. You've heard me yell. 37 00:01:43,153 --> 00:01:46,190 Not really. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch. 38 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,422 Hey. 39 00:01:48,593 --> 00:01:51,710 Kramer, I am so sick of you coming in here and eating all of my food. 40 00:01:51,873 --> 00:01:54,990 Now, shut that door and get the hell out of here. 41 00:02:00,993 --> 00:02:03,268 What is that, a new bit? 42 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:04,982 I told you. 43 00:02:05,153 --> 00:02:08,350 Any of you wanna come and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens? 44 00:02:08,513 --> 00:02:10,663 Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx. 45 00:02:11,393 --> 00:02:12,951 - I'll do it. - Really, you wanna come? 46 00:02:13,113 --> 00:02:14,910 Yeah, I love going to the country. 47 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:23,222 - Where are they going? - Fix a screen door in Queens. 48 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:26,105 That's funny. 49 00:02:26,393 --> 00:02:28,111 Hey, listen, what are you doing Saturday? 50 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,865 Not going to the Knick game. 51 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:33,345 I need somebody to go with me to Mr. Lippman's son's bar mitzvah. 52 00:02:33,513 --> 00:02:36,107 You know, if you don't bring a guest, they save on catering. 53 00:02:36,273 --> 00:02:40,471 - Should be able to buy a cheaper gift. - Oh, I don't think that's possible. 54 00:02:44,673 --> 00:02:47,949 And get a little closer because I can't see the screen door. 55 00:02:48,313 --> 00:02:50,065 Yeah. 56 00:02:50,673 --> 00:02:53,346 - Perfect. - Dad, the hinges are all rusted here. 57 00:02:53,513 --> 00:02:55,469 That's why the wind keeps blowing the door off. 58 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,943 I hate that old door. Throw it out! 59 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:01,149 Serenity now. 60 00:03:01,313 --> 00:03:04,191 Might be time to just let her go, Frank. She's worked hard for you. 61 00:03:04,353 --> 00:03:06,344 - Will you put her to rest for me? - Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:06,513 --> 00:03:08,743 - I'll take good care of her. - Okay. 63 00:03:14,673 --> 00:03:18,951 And get George to put those boxes in the garage. 64 00:03:19,673 --> 00:03:22,346 - Dad, what is all this? - It's junk. 65 00:03:22,513 --> 00:03:25,550 My computers. I've been selling them for two months now. 66 00:03:25,713 --> 00:03:27,192 Shut up. 67 00:03:28,193 --> 00:03:29,706 You're selling computers? 68 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:33,822 Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. 69 00:03:33,993 --> 00:03:37,542 It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus. 70 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:42,748 I did a little reading and I realized it wasn't that far-fetched. 71 00:03:42,913 --> 00:03:46,110 Dad, do you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM? 72 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:48,992 Yes, I do. That's why I've got a secret weapon. 73 00:03:50,353 --> 00:03:52,264 My son. 74 00:03:55,993 --> 00:03:59,383 Damn it, they gave me cream. I asked for nonfat milk. 75 00:04:00,513 --> 00:04:02,504 I think they have one percent over there. 76 00:04:02,673 --> 00:04:07,064 One percent? They can kiss one percent of my ass. 77 00:04:07,713 --> 00:04:10,273 Okay, Jerry, enough. I'm not buying it. 78 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:12,708 You're damn right you're not buying it. 79 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:16,431 You shouldn't have to try. It's just being open. 80 00:04:16,593 --> 00:04:19,869 I'm open. There's just nothing in there. 81 00:04:21,393 --> 00:04:23,224 - Oh, you think I'm lying? - I think you are. 82 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,190 - Well, I'm not. - Yes, you are. Liar. 83 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:26,911 - Oh, stop it. - Okay, liar. 84 00:04:27,073 --> 00:04:28,108 That's enough. 85 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,462 That was good. 86 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:31,464 Really? It felt good. 87 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:34,505 Congratulations, Mr. Lippman. 88 00:04:34,953 --> 00:04:35,942 Oh, Elaine. 89 00:04:37,633 --> 00:04:39,464 My boy's a man today. Can you believe it? 90 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:43,626 - He's a man. - Oh, congratulations, Adam. 91 00:04:48,753 --> 00:04:49,947 I'm a man. 92 00:04:53,713 --> 00:04:56,022 - Tongue? - Yeah. 93 00:04:59,553 --> 00:05:02,192 I didn't try that till I was 23. 94 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:05,306 Well, this kid's not just a man, he's a man's man. 95 00:05:06,113 --> 00:05:07,865 And I think he's been telling his friends. 96 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:11,708 I got invitations to six more bar mitzvahs. 97 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:17,266 Hello? Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld. No. No. No. 98 00:05:17,433 --> 00:05:19,822 I do not wanna stop over in Cincinnati. 99 00:05:19,993 --> 00:05:22,063 Well, then you upgrade me. 100 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:26,021 That's right, you should thank me. Goodbye. 101 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:28,423 Hey, I'm flying first class. 102 00:05:28,753 --> 00:05:30,152 Where did that come from? 103 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:32,224 Patty showed me how to get mad. 104 00:05:32,393 --> 00:05:33,985 You got a problem with that? 105 00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:36,591 - No. - Good. 106 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,664 All right, relax, tough guy. 107 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:41,552 I gotta get out to my father's garage. Help him sell computers. 108 00:05:41,713 --> 00:05:45,183 The two of you working in that garage is like a steel- cage death match. 109 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:51,392 - Kramer? - Yeah. 110 00:05:51,553 --> 00:05:52,747 What are you doing? 111 00:05:52,913 --> 00:05:54,949 Oh, I'm putting up Frank's screen door. 112 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:57,024 This beauty has got a little life in her yet. 113 00:05:57,193 --> 00:05:58,592 What do you need it for? 114 00:05:58,753 --> 00:06:02,029 The cool evening breezes of Anytown, U.S.A. 115 00:06:02,593 --> 00:06:04,345 See how this baby closes. 116 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,464 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 117 00:06:09,873 --> 00:06:12,433 - Morning, Ma. - You're late. 118 00:06:14,713 --> 00:06:16,669 - Morning, Dad. - I'm not Dad in the work place. 119 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,471 My professional name is Mr. Costanza... 120 00:06:18,633 --> 00:06:20,624 ...and I will refer to you as Costanza. 121 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:22,624 - Morning, Braun. - Hey, George. 122 00:06:23,713 --> 00:06:25,704 Two cream, no sugar. 123 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,664 What is Lloyd Braun doing here? 124 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,782 - Your mother recommended him. - Yeah, of course she did. 125 00:06:31,953 --> 00:06:33,272 All I ever heard growing up is: 126 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,264 "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?" 127 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:37,151 You know he was in a mental institution? 128 00:06:37,513 --> 00:06:39,105 I didn't read his résumé. 129 00:06:40,913 --> 00:06:44,110 Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board. 130 00:06:46,513 --> 00:06:49,664 - What is this? - This is your lagging. 131 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:53,462 - Good work, Braun. - Good for you, Lloyd. 132 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:59,865 So, Adam, I just talked to your father and apology accepted. 133 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:04,431 I'm not apologizing. It was great. I told everyone. 134 00:07:04,993 --> 00:07:07,791 Yeah, I know. By the way, could you do me a favour... 135 00:07:07,953 --> 00:07:12,344 ...and tell Mitchell Tanenbaum that I'll be unable to attend this Saturday? 136 00:07:12,753 --> 00:07:14,266 Are you free Friday night? 137 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:18,552 I am, but that is not the point. 138 00:07:18,713 --> 00:07:23,707 You are 13 and I am in my early 20s. 139 00:07:24,273 --> 00:07:26,343 But I'm a man. The rabbi said so. 140 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:27,787 No, you are not a man. 141 00:07:27,953 --> 00:07:30,069 It takes a long time to become a man. 142 00:07:30,233 --> 00:07:32,428 I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet. 143 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:37,462 Well, if I'm not a man, then this whole thing was a sham. 144 00:07:37,633 --> 00:07:39,589 First he said I was gonna get great gifts... 145 00:07:39,753 --> 00:07:41,709 ...and then somebody gives me Boggle. 146 00:07:42,953 --> 00:07:45,308 - I renounce my religion. - Who wants cookies? 147 00:07:45,473 --> 00:07:48,590 As of this moment, I am no longer Jewish. I quit. 148 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,590 Walnuts. 149 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:55,305 You're late again, Costanza, so listen up. 150 00:07:56,513 --> 00:07:58,822 Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest. 151 00:07:58,993 --> 00:08:01,871 The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik. 152 00:08:02,033 --> 00:08:04,672 You're not giving away our Waterpik! 153 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,186 Serenity now. 154 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,504 You know what? It doesn't matter, because I quit. 155 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:10,992 I guess your mother was right. 156 00:08:11,153 --> 00:08:13,542 You never could compete with Lloyd Braun. 157 00:08:17,993 --> 00:08:21,986 You want to sell computers? I will show you how to sell computers. 158 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:29,671 Hello, Mr. Finerman. You wanna buy a computer? 159 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:32,267 No? Why not? 160 00:08:33,393 --> 00:08:36,271 All right, I see. Good answer. Thank you. 161 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:41,988 Serenity now! 162 00:08:43,953 --> 00:08:46,672 Adam, you don't become a man overnight. 163 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:51,588 Look at your father. It takes time, patience, experience... 164 00:08:51,753 --> 00:08:55,063 ...several careers of varying success. 165 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:58,623 These are things that I look for in a man. 166 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:03,071 Well, that does me a lot of good. "Early 20s." 167 00:09:04,273 --> 00:09:06,468 Well, I'm sorry, sir, I tried. 168 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,386 So that's the type of guy you're looking for? 169 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:12,192 I guess so. Why? 170 00:09:15,873 --> 00:09:19,752 - What is this? - Anytown, U.S.A. 171 00:09:21,393 --> 00:09:24,271 Hello. Is Kramer home? 172 00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:26,111 Oh, hey. 173 00:09:27,073 --> 00:09:28,108 Hello, neighbour. 174 00:09:28,273 --> 00:09:30,264 Boy, those azaleas are really coming in nicely. 175 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:32,993 Oh, you gotta mulch. You've got to. 176 00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:36,190 - You barbecuing tonight? - Right after the fireworks. 177 00:09:43,073 --> 00:09:44,586 So where do you wanna eat tonight? 178 00:09:44,753 --> 00:09:46,311 How about going back to La Caridad? 179 00:09:46,473 --> 00:09:50,591 Again? How much flan can a person eat? 180 00:09:50,873 --> 00:09:53,387 Jerry, you've been yelling at me all afternoon. 181 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:56,750 Well, I don't think more flan is the answer. 182 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,949 - Maybe I should just leave. - Maybe? 183 00:09:59,113 --> 00:10:01,707 - Goodbye. - Double goodbye. 184 00:10:05,753 --> 00:10:07,311 Hey, buddy. 185 00:10:08,473 --> 00:10:10,191 Hey, happy New Year. 186 00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:12,708 Y'all come back real... 187 00:10:16,353 --> 00:10:18,184 - Did you and Patty just break up? - Yeah. 188 00:10:18,353 --> 00:10:22,392 In fact, she broke up with me. And I don't wanna talk about it. 189 00:10:23,713 --> 00:10:28,184 Then you're free tonight. I heard about this great place called La Caridad. 190 00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:30,783 That's the last thing she said to me. 191 00:10:30,953 --> 00:10:33,786 She wanted to go there also, but I wasn't in the mood. 192 00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:37,628 - Oh, what is the matter? - It's Patty. 193 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:40,830 Jerry, you break up with a girl every week. 194 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,303 What is this salty discharge? 195 00:10:48,913 --> 00:10:51,473 Oh, my God, you're crying. 196 00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:53,550 This is horrible. 197 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,184 I care. 198 00:11:01,553 --> 00:11:04,989 Patty won't call me back. I don't know if I can live without her. 199 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:06,950 She's really gotten to you, hasn't she? 200 00:11:07,113 --> 00:11:09,263 - I don't know what's happening to me. - It's simple. 201 00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:12,743 You let out one emotion, all the rest will come with it. 202 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,983 It's like Endora's box. 203 00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:18,509 That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora. 204 00:11:18,673 --> 00:11:21,506 Yeah, well, she had one too. 205 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:25,189 Jerry, can I talk to you for a minute? 206 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:34,182 That's it. That's it, I warned you kids. 207 00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:36,423 I told you not to play in front of my house. 208 00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:38,982 This time, I'm keeping it. 209 00:11:39,913 --> 00:11:42,507 And you're not getting your rock back either. 210 00:11:42,673 --> 00:11:44,425 Hall urchins. 211 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:51,630 Are you still down in the dumps? Come on, it's just a chick. 212 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,863 You ever heard of a little thing called feelings? 213 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:56,388 Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. 214 00:11:56,553 --> 00:11:58,509 A computer. 215 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:01,946 You could check porn and stock quotes. 216 00:12:03,313 --> 00:12:04,905 Porn quotes. 217 00:12:05,073 --> 00:12:07,462 I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, George. 218 00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:10,663 I ever tell you how much I love you? 219 00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:18,230 - What? - I love you, George. 220 00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:21,066 - Come here. - I'm already here. I'm here. I'm here. 221 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:23,701 You know what, if you want a computer, call me. I gotta go. 222 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,546 Go wherever you want, I'm still gonna love you. 223 00:12:27,073 --> 00:12:29,268 Look what they did. Look what they did to my house. 224 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:30,866 I turn my back for two seconds... 225 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:33,149 ...and they put shaving cream all over the door. 226 00:12:33,313 --> 00:12:34,985 Yeah, I see you! 227 00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:36,745 I'm gonna teach these kids a lesson. 228 00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:38,744 Where's that hose I put under your sink? 229 00:12:38,913 --> 00:12:41,302 Hose under my sink. I love you, Kramer. 230 00:12:41,473 --> 00:12:43,941 - I love you too. And George... - I don't wanna hear it. 231 00:12:44,113 --> 00:12:46,832 When I give you the signal, turn this water on full blast. 232 00:12:46,993 --> 00:12:50,269 - Signal? What signal? - I don't know, I'll yell hoochie mama. 233 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,742 All right, if I do it, will you buy a computer? 234 00:12:52,913 --> 00:12:54,505 On the signal, George. On the signal. 235 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,265 Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale. 236 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,503 - I love you, Costanza. - Will you shut up? 237 00:12:58,673 --> 00:13:02,109 Now, George! Turn on the faucet. George, turn on the faucet. 238 00:13:02,353 --> 00:13:08,701 Hoochie mama. Hoochie mama. Hoochie mama. 239 00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:12,109 So, now, the other Lippman kissed me. 240 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:14,344 Oh, sure. They're Jewish and you're a shiksa. 241 00:13:14,513 --> 00:13:16,424 - What? - It means non-Jewish woman. 242 00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:20,063 I know what it means. But what does being a shiksa have to do with it? 243 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,222 You've got shiks-appeal. 244 00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:23,782 Jewish men love a woman that's not like their mother. 245 00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:26,382 - Oh, that's insane. - I'll tell you what's insane. 246 00:13:26,553 --> 00:13:29,351 The price that I could get you on a new desktop computer. 247 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,108 - I am not buying a computer from you. - There's porn. 248 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,585 Even so. 249 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,866 Don't get me wrong, Mr. Lippman. I'm very flattered... 250 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:45,185 ...that you found me attractive enough to lunge at me. 251 00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:48,106 But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa. 252 00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:50,429 That's simply not true. 253 00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:52,743 If you weren't Jewish, you wouldn't be interested. 254 00:13:52,953 --> 00:13:55,626 - You are wrong. I'll prove it. - Oh, no, don't. 255 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,471 I renounce Judaism. 256 00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:03,588 What happened to you, pal? 257 00:14:03,753 --> 00:14:05,869 Joey Zanfino and some of the neighbourhood kids... 258 00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:08,991 ...they ambushed me with a box of Grade A's. 259 00:14:09,153 --> 00:14:12,668 - Are you all right? - Oh, no, I'm fine. Fine. Serenity now. 260 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,706 Serenity now. Serenity now. 261 00:14:16,873 --> 00:14:19,307 So you're using Frank's relaxation method? 262 00:14:19,473 --> 00:14:23,432 Jerry, the anger, it just melts right off. Serenity now. 263 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:30,987 Serenity now. 264 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,350 - Hey, what happened to you? - Serenity. 265 00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,461 Well... 266 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,745 ...you are not gonna believe this. Now Lippman has renounced. 267 00:14:43,913 --> 00:14:45,983 This shiksa thing is totally out of control. 268 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,906 What is with you people? 269 00:14:51,153 --> 00:14:54,304 - What are you looking at? - Sit down, Elaine. 270 00:14:54,473 --> 00:14:57,510 Oh, no, Jerry, I can't take any more gentle sobbing. 271 00:14:57,673 --> 00:15:00,107 I've been thinking about what it means to be complete. 272 00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:01,228 Do you have an apple? 273 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:03,861 Look at us, hurtling through space on this big blue marble. 274 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,944 Or a nectarine. I would love a nectarine. 275 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,229 Looking everywhere for some kind of meaning. 276 00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:10,668 Why am I in such a fruit mood? Banana. 277 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,028 When all the while, the real secret to happiness... 278 00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:15,104 ...has been right here in front of us. 279 00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,670 - What? - Elaine... 280 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,187 Jerry, I found a way to beat Lloyd Braun. 281 00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,913 I buy the computers myself, I store them in your apartment. 282 00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:28,190 Then after I win the contest, I bring them all back, I get my money back. 283 00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:29,991 It's brilliant. 284 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,189 Wait, what's wrong with your leg? 285 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,789 I'm asking Elaine to marry me. 286 00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:44,467 I'll store these over at Kramer's apartment. 287 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,066 It's all right. 288 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:48,628 All fine. 289 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,631 Elaine... 290 00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:55,625 Jerry, I've got a lot going on with Lippman right now. 291 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:59,069 - Lippman? - Yeah, and him too. 292 00:15:59,673 --> 00:16:00,901 What? 293 00:16:01,073 --> 00:16:02,870 Oh, yeah. 294 00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:06,869 I think George is calling me, so I'm gonna go and give him a hand. 295 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,228 - Come on. Come on! - Can I help you? 296 00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:12,271 Stay. Stay. Stay. 297 00:16:13,113 --> 00:16:16,071 Hey, Braun, Costanza's kicking your butt. 298 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,985 Watch how it's done. 299 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,788 Oh, hello, Mr. Vandelay. 300 00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:26,665 Would you like to buy a computer? 301 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,223 Oh, really? Two dozen. 302 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:31,706 Costanza, you're white hot. 303 00:16:32,073 --> 00:16:35,429 If you'd /ik e to mak e ca//, p/ease hang up and... 304 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:39,463 Hey, Braun, I got good news and bad news. 305 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:43,512 They're both the same. You're fired. Costanza, you won the Waterpik. 306 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,141 You're not gonna give away that Waterpik. 307 00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:49,225 You wanna bet? Serenity now. Serenity now. 308 00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:54,191 You know, you should tell your dad that "serenity now" thing doesn't work. 309 00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,947 It just bottles up the anger and then, eventually... 310 00:16:57,113 --> 00:16:58,466 ...you blow. - What do you know? 311 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:01,386 - You were in the nut house. - What do you think put me there? 312 00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:04,751 I heard they found a family in your freezer. 313 00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:06,824 Serenity now... 314 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,506 ...insanity later. 315 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:12,424 What happened here, Kramer? 316 00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:14,823 - Serenity now. Serenity now. - Kramer. 317 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:18,742 Jerry. I didn't hear you come in. 318 00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:23,466 Yeah, yeah, yeah, the children, they've done some redecorating. 319 00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,305 You don't look well. 320 00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:30,312 That's odd, because I feel perfectly at peace with the world. 321 00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:32,191 Eggs, you. 322 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:38,272 Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me, I stepped on your last rose. 323 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,231 Jerry, come on. Don't get so upset about it. 324 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,146 There's always next spring. Would you excuse me for a moment? 325 00:17:45,953 --> 00:17:47,147 Serenity now! 326 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:50,464 Jerry, I did it. I beat Braun. 327 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:51,622 Serenity now. 328 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,943 Come on. Lend me a hand with the computers? 329 00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:56,581 Serenity now! 330 00:17:56,753 --> 00:18:00,029 Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls... 331 00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:01,387 ...to get your stress out? 332 00:18:01,553 --> 00:18:05,387 Why did you have to destroy 25 computers? 333 00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:08,553 George, you listen to me... 334 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,625 ...I owe you one. 335 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:12,908 All right? 336 00:18:18,753 --> 00:18:20,823 He's incorrigible. 337 00:18:21,673 --> 00:18:23,789 - You wanna talk about it? - Please don't tell me... 338 00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:26,148 ...you love me again, Jerry. I can't handle it. 339 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:29,703 George, letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done. 340 00:18:29,873 --> 00:18:32,433 Sure, I'm not funny anymore... 341 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:37,668 ...but there's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations. 342 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,107 How about you? 343 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,711 All right. 344 00:18:44,353 --> 00:18:45,468 Here it goes. 345 00:18:50,153 --> 00:18:53,862 Rabbi, is there anything I can do to combat this shiks-appeal? 346 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,582 Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth. Like the yeti... 347 00:18:57,753 --> 00:19:01,951 ...or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch. 348 00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:04,106 Well, something's going on here... 349 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,106 ...because every able- bodied Israelite in the county... 350 00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:09,184 ...is driving pretty strong to the hoop. 351 00:19:09,353 --> 00:19:12,789 Elaine, there's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion. 352 00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:17,549 For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date? 353 00:19:18,193 --> 00:19:19,626 Well, what does that have to do...? 354 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,465 You know, a member of my congregation... 355 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,783 ...has a time- share in Myrtle Beach. 356 00:19:23,953 --> 00:19:25,750 Perhaps if you're not too busy... 357 00:19:25,913 --> 00:19:28,711 ...we could wing on down after the High Holidays. 358 00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,271 Elaine? 359 00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:33,386 Lainey? 360 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,585 So that's it. 361 00:19:36,753 --> 00:19:39,426 All of my darkest fears... 362 00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:41,709 ...and everything I'm capable of. 363 00:19:41,873 --> 00:19:43,306 That's me. 364 00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:52,026 Well, good luck with all that. 365 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,311 Where are you going? 366 00:19:54,473 --> 00:19:56,907 I thought I could count on you for a little compassion. 367 00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:58,825 I think you scared me straight. 368 00:20:00,913 --> 00:20:03,905 - All right, Jerome, I'm in. - What? 369 00:20:04,073 --> 00:20:05,665 Maybe we should get married. 370 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:09,382 Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us. 371 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:11,623 Jer, let's do it. 372 00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:14,269 I tell you, I don't see it happening. 373 00:20:15,193 --> 00:20:16,911 What? What happened to the new Jerry? 374 00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:18,671 He doesn't work here anymore. 375 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,311 Oh, well, that's just great! 376 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:26,347 - I love you, Jerry. - Right back at you, slick. 377 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,830 You know, all these years... 378 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,945 ...l've always wanted to see the two of you get back together. 379 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,071 Well, that's because you're an idiot. 380 00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:52,952 You single- handedly... 381 00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:55,786 ...brought Costanza and Son to the brink of bankruptcy. 382 00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:57,705 Well, what about all the Lloyd Braun sales? 383 00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:01,468 He was crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up. 384 00:21:03,313 --> 00:21:05,065 He just liked ringing that bell. 385 00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:09,063 I told you to clean up this garage. 386 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:11,747 I have to put my car in. 387 00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:13,506 This is a place of business. 388 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,143 I told you never to come in here. Serenity now. 389 00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:19,544 All right. 390 00:21:22,313 --> 00:21:25,623 Dad, you really should lay off the serenity-now stuff. 391 00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:27,306 So, what am I supposed to say? 392 00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:29,865 Hoochie mama. 393 00:21:32,273 --> 00:21:35,948 Move your crap, I'm coming in. 394 00:21:37,873 --> 00:21:39,943 No, you're not. 395 00:21:41,113 --> 00:21:43,786 Hoochie mama. Hoochie mama.